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March 14, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #139 - STOLEN MUSIC (Part 1)

Dua Lipa is in trouble for stealing songs but did she? What's stealing a song?

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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Everybody on the deathbed, that there will be in God's arms.
Say a prayer for everybody on the deathbed, that there will be in God's arms.
Say a prayer for everybody on the deathbed, that there will be in God's arms.
Say a prayer for everybody on their deathbed That they will be in God's arms Cause you're not alone
I feel bad stopping the song With me Cause you're not alone You're not alone And he just sent me this song, You're Not Alone Oh.
I feel like we have to wait 'til it kicks in.
Phenomenally talented individual.
One of the weirdest people I've ever hung out with in my life.
Possibly the reason Kevin James doesn't go to church anymore because he noticed he was at the same church as Kevin James.
And he freaked him out by talking about Christ.
But what an innately talented person.
Ryan, as someone devoid of musical talent, when you must hear these songs, it must pain you.
I wouldn't know because I'm super duper talented.
You're a technically skilled guitarist.
You're better than Jimi Hendrix.
That's true.
But when you hear that song, aren't you like...
No, but I love his songs.
I get his other songs stuck in my head all the time.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
No.
Get out of my way.
I'm gonna blow you away.
No, it's called I Wish I Was Joking.
Another jam.
It sounds like Morrissey.
I think that's what he was going for.
Well, that song kind of reminds me of Suicide.
Oh.
Very 60s punk New York City kind of thing.
They blew my mind when I saw them.
And they stick in your head.
Your songs don't stick in anyone's head unless they're trying to be funny.
No, they sure do.
Well, The Ups and Downs does, but that's because we're making fun of them.
Highs and lows is shit, but it is catchy.
Nope.
He shouldn't show himself.
Yeah, you know why you think this sounds like Morrissey, Ryan?
Why?
Because it's a Morrissey cover.
No, he said it was inspired by the Smiths.
It's the same lyrics.
No.
Wow.
Wait, he lied then.
I was only joking.
When I said I want to smash your face and dun-dun-dun.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Brig Mouth Strikes Again?
Yeah, that sounds like it.
Ooh, we're uncovering some dirt about Mr. Hollowed.
So talented, they say.
No, I think you're... At least I don't bite.
I don't think you remember.
He wouldn't say he invented this song.
Yeah.
But he didn't... I would get if he said it's an homage.
He didn't.
Well, if it's an homage, you wouldn't say, I was only joking.
The same exact lyrics from one of their biggest hits that appears to have, what is that?
8.9 million views?
That's correct.
Relatively well-known song pretty calm.
I saw that super hot vapid.
Oh Jesus.
What am I doing?
Matty Odell is here in the studio.
We also have a surprise guest coming up Welcome back to get off my lawn live what we do when we play songs at the beginning in order to not have to pay the copyright we discuss them and So it becomes editorial.
That's why I get all these free songs.
And then it's become, like with Hallowed, he's not gonna fucking sue us, but it's become part of the show and then I forget to start the show.
All right, let's start the show.
Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live.
We, the way it works on Thursday nights is it's totally mega live.
We take calls.
We read letters.
We have the live stream, and the live stream people pay to put up messages.
We read as many as we can, but we focus on the ones that are 100 bucks, and 100% of the money goes to our boys Max and John, the Proud Boys, currently serving four years in prison for fighting Antifa for 17 seconds, which is a sin.
Terrible.
I don't think we can use let's get ready to rumble there.
We may have to mash that up or something.
Speaking of jail terms you hear about this black kid at Dunkin Donuts who beat a man to death for saying the the n-word to him and house arrest don't worry about it.
Two years house arrest.
Yeah.
Not four years.
House arrest for two years.
Some probation.
Because racism in America is our Quran.
It's our jihadists.
So just like you can't have the Muhammad cartoons in Europe, and you can't disparage Muhammad in Luton, England, here in America we're just as ridiculous.
And the n-word is the Quran.
If you burn it, you deserve to die.
And that's what happened to this old man.
Beaten to death for using a... The guy's 78 years old.
We're still not at the level where they're giving them awards for it.
They're just giving them light sentences.
I think if you zoom forward five years, they'll start giving them ribbons.
Like, you did your part to fight racism.
Well, what I find most disturbing with that story is I guarantee if I went on the streets and asked, especially around here in the South Bronx, I asked average Joes, what do you think of that?
I bet you most of them, especially the white people, would be like, well, you shouldn't have said it.
You know?
Yeah, but do you deserve to die?
It's a bad word.
It's very rude.
But if you call an old lady cunt, should you be beaten to death?
Speaking of old ladies and cunts, let's bring in our special guest, shall we?
Ladies and gentlemen, part two of our secret special guest, Sylvia.
Thank you.
No, no, no, no, no.
and sexy and scrupulous.
This is now your personal microphone.
You take it everywhere you go.
Okay.
Well, tonight it's exciting as usual.
We're gonna talk about love and marriage.
Okay?
Love and marriage.
Do you think, if an old man who's 78, I believe that's around your age.
Yes.
Calls an African-American gentleman the n-word.
Twice.
Yes.
He said, don't say that again.
And he's like, whatever n-word.
I don't use it because I'm an anti-racist activist.
What should the young black boy who beat him to death have to... What should the consequences be?
I think he should just kick him in his nuts and spit on him and walk away.
Right.
But if the guy kicks him in the nuts so hard he dies, It should be manslaughter.
It should be, I don't know, 15 years?
Friendly persuasion, probation, and community service.
Okay, no.
No, if you murder an old person, and I'm about to right now, you should go to... Is that a hint?
Get off my lawn, baby!
You should go to jail for a long time.
It's murder.
Fifteen to life.
Okay, well that was quite a jump from the kick in the balls.
What do you think, Maddie?
Well, they're going to say that because he only punched him.
I don't know what, I don't know all the specifics, but if you, if you punch somebody, if you punch somebody, you don't necessarily have the intent to kill.
Right.
So that's manslaughter.
Right.
I mean, everyone, every one of us is petrified of a bar fight.
Uh, where you hit the guy and he hits a potted plant on the way down and next thing you know he just accidentally killed the guy.
It's not premeditated murder.
Right, it's, you didn't, there was no, I mean the intent wasn't there to hit him but not to kill him.
Not to kill him.
But yeah, it would still be, it would be like involuntary manslaughter or manslaughter.
It should be a few years.
Yeah, usually like four.
It should be more than Max and John who kicked some antifa that didn't even mind.
Yeah, I mean, two years house arrest is... Maybe that's how they do it in Florida.
What about being a serial killer and we do not mean sugar pops?
Those guys should get, uh... Life.
They should just be killed in the electric chair.
Yeah, because they're not gonna change.
You gotta stamp them out like a disease, like we're gonna stamp out Putin.
I'm very liberal when it comes to punishments, but fucking kids and serial killing, that's just like, you gotta go.
Human garbage.
You're out.
You're kicked out of society.
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You look like you disapprove.
I'm just doing a commercial.
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Well, they do.
They have a few female clients.
I don't know why.
I don't want to disrespect Nita's customer base, but I have seen some women there when we do our fittings.
Oh, I forgot to mention that.
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They couldn't do it because of COVID, but now they do these tours where they're at a hotel in New York, in fucking Berlin, in London, all over the world.
You go in there and then you don't have to have your girlfriend use the measuring tape.
They do it.
But sometimes I see women there and I'm like, what are you doing here?
This is not your area.
You know what I mean?
Women love coming into our zones.
We do.
Like you come into my bar.
That's a man's zone.
We have to make an imprint.
Can you hold the mic up to your mouth a little more?
We have to make an imprint to let you know we exist.
Because as they say, it's a man's world.
It's a man's world!
I think you just get horny.
Oh, we get horny too, of course.
Can't factor that out.
Even at the gym, like, today I'm watching, I was just doing the workout in the back, but I'm watching the girls in the front, this is totally sexist, but I'm just like, bitch, what are you doing?
They hit the heavy bag in a way where it could be your actual scrotal sack.
And you'd be like, okay.
They're loving it, what are you, kidding?
They're getting off watching you do push-ups.
Maybe.
You could do the push-ups.
You could do the lat pull-downs.
But the girls, they hang around.
They're doing the weights.
They're doing the light weights, you know.
They're doing the high reps.
Lots of volume, but not a lot of weight.
No, I'm not even talking about that, Arnold.
I don't mind women going to weights.
I understand that.
You're toning.
But women hitting the heavy bag.
They look so silly.
It's dainty.
They're going to hurt their hand.
Even when they do, like, left-right, they're going bonk, bonk, bonk.
Say that to Muhammad Ali's daughter.
I bet she can punch, but she's got a lot of testosterone because of the genetics, you know.
I mean, it's true.
I mean, what do you want me to say?
It's true.
It's true.
Anyway, so the women in the gym, they're taking the pictures of themselves with the Instagram and they're looking in the mirror with their buttholes showing.
And it's like, get out of here.
You know, it's a man's world.
Like she said, you know, Seal said, it's a man's world.
Yeah.
Their attitude is, do it or do it.
You do it or do it.
Yeah, exactly.
Doing Arnold is hack, but it's sort of like playing Louie Louie.
Like, if you do it well, it's a nice thing to do in an encore.
I do a subdued one with a lot of his, what people do is they go like, and that's hack.
But I watch the Pumping Ion and I talk about the different things and his different cadences.
And so that's where it really, it pick up a lot of slack where the hack people live off.
You know what I noticed?
Since I stopped drinking whiskey for Lent, I'm getting into other people's shit and it's bothering them.
What do you mean?
It makes you into a busy body.
Like, I could hear my daughter was doing vocabulary questions with my wife, and one of the words was cadence.
Oh.
And I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey.
And I get over there, and I'm like, the way you remember words is you draw something.
You photographic memory.
So let's do a drawing for each one of these words.
Insidious and cadence and doing drawings and stuff.
And she's like, uh.
And then they get my salad wrong at the pizza joint, and I'm like guys.
What's going on?
I knew you were gonna fuck this up You have these college students working there, and then I see the guy on the street tonight This was an order they fucked up on Sunday, and he's like hey, and I go oh shit They're mad at me because I yelled at the woman I hung up on her so then I go into the place and say look man.
It's just It was frustrating that that's twice the salad's been fucked up.
And they're like, I didn't even know it was you.
And I realized the guy that was, like, harumph, he's probably got his own problems.
His mother might have breast cancer.
And I'm sitting there going, they're pissed off that I hung up about the salad thing.
Being a non-drunk, you're, like, worried all the time.
Are you mad at me?
Did I offend?
Even my cousin!
We were in the city last night and he goes, his wife, after the dinner his wife goes, we're not going to come to the Burbs to meet you tomorrow.
We've got a bunch of stuff to do.
And I'm like, did I fuck up?
Did I offend you?
Because I was talking about Zelensky all night.
I wasn't trying to offend anyone.
If someone was offended, you misinterpreted what I said.
He's like, will you calm down?
My daughter's running errands and my wife doesn't want her running around the city alone.
No liquid courage.
It's just non-liquid cowardice.
It's not like I'm scared.
You're just more perceptive of all the... Yeah, you're like more aware of everyone's feelings.
The answer to that is drink up, chump.
When did you last get drunk?
Oh, I can't tell.
That would be telling on myself.
That's a no-no.
Never.
Nope.
That's a no-no. - You were a big drinker in your day though, right?
- Never, nope.
- No, really?
Oh, that's the Jew in you.
Jews don't drink. - I would sit at the peppermint lounge with one screwdriver the whole friggin' night and twist the night away.
Everyone did the twist.
I met the Beatles.
Really?
Yeah.
I went to Paul McCartney and I said, if you're a Beatle, they have beetle bugs in Florida.
Huge beetle bugs with wings.
I said, if you're a beetle, let me see you fly.
He turned to John Lennon and said, what do I tell the bird?
He said, shut her up and tell her you want our autographs.
I'm stupid, me?
I said, no.
Who the fuck wants your autographs?
No, I don't think they're worth much.
Where's the Peppermint Lounge?
That was on 47th Street.
Everybody, the young people from all the boroughs would go there and twist the night away.
What's the twist?
You just go like that?
Seems like a ridiculously easy dance.
What year are we talking here?
We're talking in the 60s and 50s.
You got to bring the mic up close.
We're talking in the 50s and 60s.
Long before you were born, Gavin.
I was born in 1959.
Oops.
And I used to go to the Peppermint Club as a baby.
Lounge.
And deal coke from my diaper.
Me, I prefer heroin and Dilaudid.
Dilaudid, wow.
Did you do heroin?
No.
Heroin did me.
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Okay.
So we're getting close to the part where we cut off the...
Losers.
The freeloaders, and we go behind the paywall.
But just to finish up what I was talking about before I interrupted myself 20 times, chicks getting into dude things.
Mr. Odell, in your biker days, the Hells Angels are only dudes.
Were there chicks like, what about if I, uh... Well, back in the 60s, there were some.
I think there were three female members at one point.
What is that?
Why do you want to be in our thing?
I mean, I guess... Not anymore.
I guess women say the same thing about drag queens and trans men.
You know, men trying to do their thing.
Right.
Do women, though, know their place in biker culture in 2022?
Yes.
Definitely.
I mean, uh... I would imagine they still do.
I mean if you can't have...
If you can't control your old lady, what else?
You can't control that.
You're in big trouble.
Yeah.
So you don't get chicks saying, uh, I'd like to play a more prominent role in the club.
No.
Well, there's no more female members in the club that I was in.
I understand, but not just, I'm not talking about members.
I'm talking about girlfriends, you know, like.
No, they, they, no.
There's no women in the meetings or anything like that.
Women are not members.
They're not brought up for membership.
They're nothing.
I mean, not nothing.
They're tolerated.
Basically, they're like second-class citizens.
They're ought to have anything to do with Hell's Angels.
They don't dictate anything.
So can you wait till we call on you?
Call on me.
I don't want to sound like I'm trivializing your input here, but They truly, in this instant, are the weakest sex when it comes to Hell's Angels.
They know their place.
Can you make sure you get us a row of stars there, Ryguy?
Okay.
Who do you think you could beat up, Sylvia?
Who can I beat up?
Yeah.
Anybody who fucks with me.
Yeah, I was talking to Zenoa Kinsman like about an hour ago.
Her eldest boy looks like Juicy Small A. And Juicy Small A just got 150 days in jail, a $120,000 fine, and 30 months of probation.
That sounds pretty exactly perfect.
I saw that he was getting sentenced today.
I didn't catch the The, uh, the sentencing.
The actual sentence that he got.
I think it's a great sentence.
It is.
Yeah, 150 days ain't bad.
It's commendable.
He cost a lot of people a lot of time and money.
Like, detectives are running around looking for these bad guys.
Yeah, phantoms of the night.
Not here.
So, that's the monetary problem.
Uh-oh.
Who is it?
Answer it.
Answer it, Sylvia.
Scam-likely.
I'm trying to shut it off.
Scam-likely.
The American public should be aware.
Scams all over the place.
Your cell phone, the news, the politicians.
That's why we call this show, Keep Off My Lawn.
We don't go for scams of any nature.
Towing the line.
Good company, man.
So, Zenoa's in these, like, uh, strongman competitions.
And they have a women's division.
Okay.
Okay.
Now, Zenoa knows her place, and she's like, look, the deal is, men, if they lift a thousand pounds, they get a thousand dollars.
Women have a different standard, they're not expected to lift a thousand pounds, but if they lift six hundred pounds, they get six hundred dollars.
Okay?
That sounds pretty fucking...
Basic.
That's pretty good.
Dollar a pound.
Yeah.
But some of the women are mad because they're like, we should get the same amount of money for 600 pounds.
That kind of says everything, doesn't it?
Yeah.
That doesn't... No.
Sorry.
And then one of the woman's argument was like, well, we have to give birth and do all this other stuff, so we should still get $1,000 for the 600.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And I said this because I didn't want to call what she's doing trans, but I said if there was a competition called the Perfect Lady Competition, right?
And it was fair and not biased, and you know it would be.
It would be biased towards trans.
Caitlyn Jenner would definitely win it.
But say it was fair.
Trans men and drag queens would do worse than cis women at the Perfect Lady competition because they've been ladies their whole lives.
They move around like ladies.
And even if you take testosterone as a chick today, I think Joe Rogan pointed this out with that Fox MMA fighter who was trans.
Yeah, beat up a fractured girl's skull.
Yeah.
We've had these fucking amazing pipes since we were babies.
So I would wager that even if a woman could just plop her brain in your head tomorrow, and with the same man's body, she's not used to it.
Right.
I mean, these men who have had upper body strength their whole lives, you take testosterone, and it's not real testosterone, it's synthetic, and now you have this sort of fake man thing?
Yeah.
Can you cut away from Matty when he yawns, please?
Well, unfortunately, if you could notice my voice and my stuffy nose, my good friend Gavin passed a little cold off to me, so I took cold medicine earlier today, and it's kind of kicking my butt.
I gave it to my daughter, too.
I apologize for the yawn.
Your nose runs like a faucet until you just put tissue paper up your nose.
Day three!
Do what's not in you to begin with.
So women ought to get over themselves.
A man is still a man.
Do not try to imitate them.
It's not in you.
It's called a strong man competition.
And these women are complaining that...
Born out of jealousy.
They're not doing well.
Oh yeah, so that's the end of this.
So the end of the story is this chick goes, I'm gonna compete.
Zenoa assumed she was competing with her and the other women in the women's portion of the strongman.
Right.
And she goes, no I'm a man.
I'm competing as a man.
And Zenoa, she was obviously a woman.
And Zenoa goes, oh, oh, okay, sorry, I didn't know.
Yeah, didn't recognize your gender.
And she's thinking in her head, I thought you were just a fucking, a dyke.
I didn't know you were, thought you were a dude.
And the woman goes, yeah, I'm trans, so I'm a man and I'm competing with the men.
And Zenoa goes, you know you're gonna lose, right?
Yeah.
And she goes, no I'm not.
And Sanoa goes, but you're competing with men who have had real testosterone their whole lives.
And she goes, I actually take testosterone, so I'm competing on an even playing field.
Fucking woman if that's what she feels.
It's just so delusional You think you could and both sides of the trans thing are delusional you think you take a testosterone pill and boom you're a dude No, you're more masculine than most women right still a long way to go to dude town You know what's wild is that on?
Survivor my wife's got me watching survivor.
There's a tranny and Who fucking looks like a dude.
But she didn't disclose that or something like that.
Oh, that's ancient Chinese secret, right?
This is brand new.
Okay, so then this is the second time this has happened.
On Survivor?
Yeah, on Survivor.
I remember like last year or two years ago, there was a tranny who was outed during their Tiki Torch thing.
And it was a huge deal.
And one of the guys goes, well, maybe one of the reasons is that He used to be a chick.
And then the music is like, whoa.
You ever watch that show Naked and Afraid?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
There's a this new season.
There's one with a trans girl.
Right, right.
And a trans girl is a guy who has transitioned to a girl.
So it's gonna be two guys.
Right, right.
You can see that wide, square body, male body.
So, but this one is weird because she... Sorry, sorry Ryan, just one second.
Yep.
So it's a guy, that's a normal guy.
It's usually a guy and a girl.
Right.
And they're naked and they got a last three minutes.
And they're afraid.
Now naked and really afraid.
Now, the guy's a biological male, but the female is a trans.
Does, is there a dick involved?
Oh yeah.
I would imagine.
I mean I didn't see it.
I would imagine too.
But they're like oh this is gonna be a surprise for my partner or teammate or whatever they call each other.
Well that's actually advantageous because I've always thought on that show they must drink cum.
Excuse me?
It's protein.
Oh right.
So it's like, I don't mean on day one.
Three weeks into it!
Three weeks into it and you've been eating boll weevils and the guy's like, well I have a pile of protein in my scrotum that I'm not using.
Yeah.
You can have it.
And she's like, okay make sure the cameras are off.
But now they both have cum sacks.
So maybe the other guy is blowing the tranny.
But the bottom line when it comes to women and men, we outlive them, outsmart them, outfuck them, and outfox them.
Well said.
You don't outsmart us.
But behind every man there's a woman using our brains and our smarts.
Men think with their dick, get real.
Making a genius a sandwich is not really outsmarting him.
We outlive you.
Yeah, that's true.
It's outsmart is the only one I have a problem with.
You outfuck us, sure.
Although you don't really get... You're the only woman I know that got horny after menopause.
Oh well.
That's a fantasy that women when they get older have no sex urge.
That's not true at all.
I am a living example.
I want to be a woman.
So you're still horny like tonight?
Correct.
I will knock off a piece of ass as soon as I get home.
All I gotta do is go into Duck's Inn and take whatever I want.
I come really, really hard.
When did you last get laid?
Recently.
With whom?
With Kevin.
What's he look like?
He's Irish.
He's good looking.
Nothing wrong with that.
And you don't blow anyone, so he just fucked you from behind?
Jewish women don't suck dick.
So, what did you do?
Just doggy at your house?
No, you do everything else.
Everything else perverted and enjoyable.
What else is there?
There's doggy, there's missionary.
No.
They look at you like you're a big lollipop.
They have to lick you, suck you from your head to your toes, for starters.
Damn.
Or they even stick it in you.
Are you kidding?
Wow.
On that note, wait, so the thing about the tranny, they lied about being on lithium, like anti-psychotic medicine, and so the guy comes up and he's like, the host, he's like, I usually don't, you know, walk to the tribes and say anything, but we have a situation here, we can't give this fucker medicine, and
Everybody like the women cry they're like, oh my god, you're leaving us cuz the night before he's like I'm I am a woman actually and everybody's like wow pretty good fucking transition, but because he didn't Disclose his fucking medical information He now has taken a spot from somebody who could have legitimately been on the show and they're all kissing his ass I hate that your story so touching shit.
I They kiss his ass.
Meanwhile, if anybody had done that and they weren't a tranny, it would have been like, you're fucking the worst.
You've lied to us.
Yeah, you fucked everyone over.
You wrecked the show, you stupid bitch.
And also, what's crazy is that they make these challenges for six people and now they have to just deal with like five.
So now they're like having people sit out and they have to change all this shit because of fucking Jackson's ass.
Fuck you Jackson.
It's it's sort of like these guys where they they've been married for you know 20 years they have five kids and they go it was a British guy that I'm thinking of he's like I'm actually gay and everyone goes that is so brave and this woman is sort of going yeah it was really like Kris Jenner and Caitlyn Jenner I've been a woman this whole time, baby.
Oh, gross.
I was sucking a woman's dick for like 15 years?
Isn't that rape?
Yeah.
Or longer.
It could have been... 40, 45.
40, 45.
Here's the summarization.
You're not brave if you waste people's time.
New rule!
New rule!
You're not brave if you're wasting people's time.
M'kay?
Just because you tuck it and use duct tape... I believe he was originally from Westchester.
Who, Bill Maher?
No, Bruce Jenner.
Oh, yeah?
And he's from Tarrytown.
Or Sleepy Hollow, one of those.
I like Tarrytown and Sleepy Hollow.
Isn't Tarrytown very cop-y?
Very cop-y?
Cop-like, lots of cops.
It's a small department.
No, no, I mean retired cops live there.
Oh, I don't know about the demographics.
The best place is the South Bronx on the rooftop.
You get it good.
I think you're talking about something else, honey.
I think you're talking about your sex, you mean?
Did you say you were raped on a rooftop in Harlem?
That's what she meant.
She did.
Wait a minute.
You get whatever you want on the rooftop in the South Bronx.
But you were raped on a rooftop.
That was in Harlem though.
That was in Harlem.
So wait a minute, wait a minute.
Do you have a pattern?
Ryan, you're fucking up the screens.
Do you have a pattern of fornicating on roofs?
No, only when it shingles my tingles.
I don't know what that means, but it sounds graphic.
She likes to hang out on the rooftops.
I heard that drag... What about Under the Boardwalk?
I've heard of Under the Boardwalk.
I've heard of drag queens talking about, or like Amanda Lepore and her friend, whatever the other one, Sophia Lamar, talking about how much they love sex in bathrooms at nightclubs.
I've heard of that.
I've never heard of rooftop sex being a thing.
The best place is any place when the urge comes over you.
Any place is the right time to be with the one you wanna fuck.
When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime.
Even a slippery bagel.
Okay, so let's open up the phone lines just before we because I was gonna cut everyone off now We're 15 minutes past the deadline But I want at least some people who are too cheap to subscribe to censored TV For $10 a month where you don't just get my show which is amazing by the way you get Jim go Jacob Wall.
Atheism is unstoppable.
We have Milo Yiannopoulos episodes.
He's no longer with us, but you gotta understand when these people leave, we still have all the episodes banked.
You come to this site, you still see Roger Stone, Candice Owens, Cornel West, Joshua Cash.
We've got Compound Sensors, a show I do once a week with Anthony Comea.
We have Misfits vocalist Michael Graves.
We've got Soph and Lotus and Katie Hopkins.
It's a network.
Like when you turn on Fox News and there's always a show on, there's way more content you could possibly handle.
Our newest hit show is Matty's Shitty Little Kitchen.
Yeah, everybody should watch it.
He has the smallest kitchen in the world.
Yes, that is true.
And he makes unbelievable, dude, your potatoes taste like steak.
Yeah, the potato, I like, you know, I guess it comes from the heritage.
The Scottish heritage.
What is the secret to your potatoes again?
Well, it depends.
I mean, I make roasted.
Those ones we have.
You put sugar in the water.
Oh, well, the ones that I made for the first episode was, they were boiled for about Between, depending on how many were in the water, maybe 12, 14 minutes.
I had salt, sugar, and a little bit of dill.
And then I pan-roasted, then I pan-fried them in the beef render, the fat rendering and the grease and everything.
Oh, that's probably what it is.
Hot shit.
Ah, shit!
So the boiling is pretty normal and the water... That's to get the texture right.
But it's the pan frying... Because you made a comment on how they were consistently good all the way through.
I had a lot of housewives sending us letters going, I've been cooking for 30 years, whatever, and this totally revamped the way I'm gonna do steak and potatoes.
Yeah.
So that's just one show we're off on a tangent about.
The one you want badly is getting next week.
Prison food.
Like the county jail smash-up, mash-up or whatever you want to call it.
That's my favorite thing in the world is like people under duress coming up with solutions to their problems and the way they make chicken nuggets and burritos and ramen soup and all that shit.
They go to the concession stand.
What's it called?
Commissary.
It depends where in the country you are.
Some people call it canteen.
Some call it commissary, you know.
The commissary's in town.
Uh-oh.
But it's just basically the store where you can shop.
And they make these elaborate meals with their limited resources.
Fascinating.
I mean, county jails are a lot tougher because it's a limited commissary and people aren't there there's not a lot of uh people working in the facility right but like in prison the meals become very elaborate very good yeah max has his group of like five rooms have uh a microwave
Some state prisons in New York still have, like, ovens and stoves that you can use.
But in the feds, you just have a microwave.
County jails, if they have them.
Like, I was in a county jail in Virginia waiting for my federal trial, and they had no microwave, no hot water, no nothing.
It was just water out of the sink.
I mean, I understand you want to punish bad guys, but you also want a sense of efficiency.
And if they can make their own food, everyone's better off.
No?
They're not animals.
No.
That's something that the populace needs to figure out.
You're supposed to be innocent until proven guilty.
Right, yeah.
And they're doing their time.
That's another thing that bothers me about inmates is this whole concept that they have to be punished after they get out.
I beat up an old man to death because he said the n-word.
You gave me my horrible punishment of watching Netflix for two years.
Two years house arrest.
But after that, look, I think he should have got worse, but if that's the punishment, then this post-probation and, like, anger management courses, it's just... The problem is a lot of them are repeaters.
Whatever crime they did, they do the time and they do the crime.
They come out and do the same thing over and over.
Well, I'm not sure that's true with murder and serious crimes.
That tends to be a one-off.
Did you know Maddie's been to prison many times, Sylvia?
He's a shortstop.
Are you kidding?
He's a baby monster.
A guy doing 13 to 30 years in prison and then tell me about it.
Two of my husbands did that, okay?
She's claiming stolen prison value.
He's done time that's similar to that.
Look at that yard board.
Wait, you had an ex-husband that went to jail for murder?
Was it one of the... What did he do?
Murdered a fly in the air?
Yeah, something like that.
You raped a fly.
Fly swatter.
You raped a fly to death.
Yeah.
He swatted the fly to death.
What did your man do who got 30 years?
Was that one of your black husbands?
I'm just guessing.
Husband number seven, murder.
Who did he murder?
Why do 50% of your husbands commit, oh wait, never mind.
He murdered this man that followed him and his girlfriend on the subway.
So were you married to him before or after that?
Hold the mic closer to your mouth.
After.
After he committed the murder.
Wow, equal opportunities.
So how long did he do?
About 34 years in prison.
And you got with him after that?
Correct.
So he must have been old as shit.
No, not all that old.
He was very young when he went to prison.
In his early 20s.
Huh.
So he was like 56, 57 when you got him?
Yeah.
And then how long did you guys stay together for?
We're still together, legally, but because of domestic violence I'm not with him anymore.
No kidding.
Now, Camille Paglia got in big trouble for saying what no one mentions about domestic violence is that sex is often quite hot.
Makeup sex?
That sounds logical.
But was the sex particularly hot?
using you as a punching bag.
They're not gonna change and they're not gonna stop, no matter how much they may love you.
So the best thing is to cut 'em loose, Bruce.
- That sounds logical, but was the sex particularly hot?
- Well, the sex was great. - Like your legs would vibrate after? - No, he would never slap me, he'd punch me.
I kept thinking he'd change, but he's not gonna change.
He has a very bad Latino temper.
Were your orgasms earth-shattering?
Oh yeah, hell yeah.
Nothing like a Latino lover.
The best lovers in the world are Latinos and blacks.
They don't have the inhibitions that white dudes have.
They'll do anything and everything to please a woman.
That kind of contradicts what you said last week.
You said that that was a myth.
No.
The only myth about black men is the size of their penis.
That's a myth.
They're like anybody, any other man.
The main thing with any man is not the size, it's does he know how to use it.
That's all that really counts.
As a boring, milquetoast, white man, what do these Latinos do that is different?
Like, what should I be doing?
They don't have the same communications.
Do they reach around and diddle your bean?
No.
Like maracas?
Number one, they will talk to you very romantically and make your legs open like a butterfly before they ever lay a finger on you.
They could read off a grocery list in Spanish.
They talk very romantically.
Like what?
I'm going your lips are like two lips.
Your lips are like two larvae making love in a pink bog.
You sparkle like a diamond.
Your nipples are like two turgid pepperonis crawling out to me.
Your pussy is like a razor slit on a stuck pig.
Your anus is like a harshie's kiss.
If you say the floor is wet in English and you say it in Spanish, Spanish sounds a lot sexier.
It's like, el piso es mojado.
Or you're like, the floor is wet.
It's a wet is more hassle.
Okay, we've been giving these fucking freeloaders way too much free content.
Let's take a call.
Read one call, read one letter, have one super chat, and then get these fuckers out of here so we can be with our baby moms.
Just a reminder guys, you can call in with the number on the screen there, and also you can super chat by going to the live show.
Watch live.
Are you saying we don't have anyone?
Oh no, we do have calls.
We have a thing right here, a button right under the show.
Donate to read a message on air.
How much money have we raised from Max and John with these super chats?
I can inquire for our super tech guys.
My gut says five grand?
Total?
Grand total?
Grand grand total.
Let's do a bet.
Last time we bet I failed miserably.
I think it's thirty, no I think it's forty-five.
Thirty-eight thousand.
So right under yours.
It's definitely not thirty-eight thousand.
She's doing prices right, like a technique where you reach high.
It's between 32 and 5.
I'll say 47.50.
Final answer.
That 50 really adds confidence.
It's like, I know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about.
Now I'm shook.
So the auctions, it's funny the different fundraisers, because we can't do normal fundraisers for them.
They get shut down.
The live chats are okay.
The doodle auctions usually raise about five grand, but it takes like 15 drawings in a couple months.
But man, that Christmas drive we did for Zenoa, boom, 12 grand.
Yeah, that was...
Good looking out.
I'm going to try just doing a give, send, go normal page saying, look, here's the truth.
Max and John, four years for fighting Antifa.
They're going to get out in a year.
No early release.
Yeah, they lost their six months.
That's all thrown away.
So they're going to be out in a year.
Can they have a little cushion while they get back on their feet?
John Kinsman lost all his steel inspection licenses.
They expired.
I knew somebody willing to give him a job when he gets out too, but probably has to have that certification, I'm guessing.
Well, he can obviously redo the classes.
Sure, sure.
He knows what he's doing.
It's like me redoing a class in pussy eating.
Like, okay.
I'm an expert.
I'm already an expert.
I'll tell you how to do it.
You start slow.
We're taking some calls.
Let's take a call.
You are on the air.
I'm here to have a conversation.
This is a fucking loser.
You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why.
Hey, why does everyone get two things?
You have one thing.
Thank you for calling.
It's on.
All right, next call.
I'm not a-tarded.
I'm not a-tarded.
We have lives of TikTok video.
Libs of TikTok video.
Hello.
Hello.
Hi, mister.
Oh, trucker!
Oh yeah.
Is that a real trucker?
Yeah, sound like it.
Air horn.
Yes, yes, yes sir, driving a rig right now.
Fuckin' A. Right on, guy.
Right on, right on.
Hey, I got a question for anyone here that wants to take it.
I'd like to know what you think the percentage of, either percentage of women Or maybe is it a regional thing that actually believed that bullshit that you showed on Anthony's show or you showed on your show the other day?
What bullshit?
Is it regional or can you quantify a percentage?
What bullshit?
Talking about the patriarchy and the feminism thing they were talking about in the video.
Which one was this now?
The woman who said that being fat is a feminist statement and being skinny is... Yes.
Yeah.
I was at a bar yesterday and a girl that I grew up with was working the bar and was kind of on the same subject and then she said, I've never heard anyone say this, but she goes, as a woman you're guilty until proven innocent.
And I just was like, man, I feel like it's infected my generation.
But there's two things going on at the same time here.
There is like, how many people would say that?
And then how many truly believe, like, I want to give a lot of these liberals heroin.
Inject their veins and go, okay, now, do you really believe that cops are hunting black people?
And they can, I imagine them just going, I haven't seen that, but that's what everyone's doing, so I'm doing it.
Right on, yeah.
I feel the same way.
But wait a minute, so you listen to this show in your truck?
Yeah, right now, yeah, I am.
I'm driving, I have it on my phone, but you're coming through my big Bluetooth trucker headset.
It's harder to hear you, actually.
Matty's microphone is coming through clearer than yours is.
Okay.
And how do you, so are you using Wi-Fi?
No, my data.
And you have unlimited data?
So it's just like you on the... like you listen to this show the way someone else just looks at like Instagram through their phone without Wi-Fi.
Yeah.
And is there enough... Through the app.
Through the censored app.
Is there enough bandwidth to watch the video?
Yeah, I just had it live.
I get the notification that you guys are live and I just boom.
So you can see all this and how big is your screen?
It's an iPhone 12 Pro Max.
I'm not actually looking at it right now because I am driving back into PA.
Driving a rig right now.
Because that's illegal probably, right?
Does PA stand for Penis Ass?
No, PA is Pennsylvania.
Okay let's try to solve this man's question.
So this is a tough one.
It's a real mind teaser.
So on the Compound Censored we were talking about this crazy bitch who said that if you lose weight you're catering to the patriarchy and the whole concept of a fat woman is made up by men.
Who have a very narrow view of what a woman is, and if you try to acquire that kind of beauty where you're not a fatso, you are basically some sort of a slave.
I want to phrase this in a nice way.
Wasn't this?
No, it's not that, shithead.
Well, she's fat.
Yeah, that's what we're doing on Monday with Crip Daddy.
You just blew the surprise.
No, it's the thing we talked about on Compound Censored.
Let's see.
I have it in this program here.
Did you not watch the show?
I watched it late cause you jumped in early and I didn't expect that.
Okay.
So it's, it's at the very beginning of the, but anyway, it's a video.
We already talked to it on the show.
That woman who said that the, that it's patriarchal to want to be thin.
That's basically the crux of it.
So how many people, how many women think that being obese is perfectly healthy and to try to not be fat is sexist as opposed to healthy?
I'm gonna go with, first let's do the whole country, I'm gonna go with 70% of women in America understand that being fat is unhealthy and being thin is healthy and it's got nothing to do with sexism.
I would say, that's her, I would say 5 to 10 percent, let's say like 6.987 percent of American women think that being slim is a male patriarchy thing, it's an unattainable body image.
Now in New York City, in Berkeley, in Portland, you're going to get You're in the eye of the storm, so that 6.9% is going to sound like 50% of the people around you as you're in the eye of the 6.9%.
But that's the problem with America now, is this shrill minority of lunatics are defining what we think the American ethos is.
And not just on TikTok, obviously.
The reason that went viral is because people identify with it.
In the New York Times, in the Washington Post, MSNBC, all of these mainstream media sources will say stupid shit like that.
Women's magazines, they all say it and they believe it.
So that's our answer, sir.
70% think that it's healthy to be thin.
7% thinks it's sexist to say that.
And then we've got another ambiguous 20 something percent floating around who could give a fuck either way.
They just want their french fries.
Yeah.
Thanks for calling.
Okay.
So that's a, that's a call.
Yes.
Tough brain teaser from that guy.
Real homework assignment.
Talking about women getting lighter sentences.
That was a tough one.
It was.
You handed it well, Gavin, for a man.
Thank you, Sylvia.
Look at this.
This is pretty fun.
Notice quote unquote for a man.
Of course a woman could have handled it a hell of a lot better.
That's true.
Okay, take it away.
Women could do things that men are not capable of imagining.
Okay, so the question was... We're the creative force.
Man is the doer, the protector, the strong one physically, but women are the creators of mankind.
Great point.
You won this one.
And, if they put their head against the wall and take a couple of steps back, they can lift up a chair and stand back up, whereas men can't.
Yep.
It was on All in the Family.
We are the chair that man lifts up.
Okay, let's take a letter.
Wait, this was... I just saw this today, and I think this hits on the same thing about girls getting unfavorable sentences or something.
It's a normal look for my girlfriend to hit me.
She says yes, blah blah, nothing comes up.
You type in boyfriend, something fun happens.
It immediately goes for app is available.
Wow!
Losers gotta get a new screen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think maybe his girlfriend threw it.
Okay.
Oh yeah.
This is someone stealing something I said.
Which reminds me, I'd like to toot my own horn, if I may.
I was talking on my MAGA dad chat about Kamala Harris.
And they were talking about her imminent speech in Poland, I believe it was.
And we were talking about what an idiot she's going to sound like and I hereby predicted the following speech, okay?
This is what I said Kamala Harris was going to say.
Ready?
Ready.
What do we learn from times like these?
We learn what has already been learned for centuries.
We learn that this is now and we need to be aware of what the future will hold.
And that is what the past has already told us.
That war has no real victors but those who write the stories we all try to accept as the truth.
But don't.
Until we do.
Long dramatic pause.
Until we do.
Amen.
And then she awaits an applause and nothing happens.
So that's what I guessed her speech would be.
Now Ryan, I emailed this to you.
This is her speech.
I think it's the same thing.
It's the same picture.
I predicted this speech.
That's why we're here today.
Because we have the ability to see what can be.
Wow.
Unburdened by what has been.
Wow.
And then to make the possible.
I don't know what the f*** that was.
Wait, that's f***ing crazy.
And you have receipts, I believe you.
I have receipts, I can prove this.
Holy s***, that's crazy.
That's even better than her response to the Russian question proposed by the reporters yesterday that has Russia and America discuss the refugees.
She just laughs.
She laughs and says, you showed me this, she laughs and says, a friend in need is a friend in need.
You're kidding.
She cackles the way the question was like, is it true in college you ate a salad bowl full of M&M's?
Let's not get into the M&M's.
That was a crazy time.
No, no, no.
We're not asking you about a silly thing that you did as a dare.
We're talking about foreign policy and refugee status in America and how that will affect our population.
She laughs like it's some sort of inside joke we should all be laughing at.
Uh oh, that's someone calling me a satanist for believing in evolution.
What?
So we could, so we got that and now we have to do a mailbag, correct?
Do we want to hit the intro to show the people what that looks like?
We did hit the mailbag.
What do you think?
No, we did the thanks for calling.
Um haven't I read a letter yet?
Okay I've got a letter right here ready to rock.
Okay so this is a guy named Buck and he's this though I know why we went off on a tangent because he's stealing what I've said a million times.
Last drop of P solution This man states, basically you trick your dick into thinking it's in your pants.
If I'm at home, I'll sometimes just leave my dick out of my pants.
If I wash my hands and a drop of pee will fall on the bathroom floor.
Or you can wrap your dick in a piece of paper and put it away.
That way you won't get pee in your goddamn knickers, he calls them.
We all know they're wrong with this.
They're what's wrong with this country.
I Gavin McInnes hate knickers.
That's a very clunky email, but Yeah, here's a trick.
I learned on my own you go piss you shake it and You go to your penis who's looking up you like I can't wait to fucking piss in this guy's door And you go oh, well that was a great pee.
I'm done you put it in your underwear and You don't let go, and you pull it right back out again.
There's four more drops.
Dude, I've tried everything.
And that works for you?
That works for me.
It doesn't for me.
I do it all the time.
I put the paper in the thing, and I'm like, alright, we're done.
I even walk away.
I take a toilet paper, I put it on the head, and then I start walking away with it in my pants.
But you have to remember, it is not a drumstick.
You cannot keep tapping it.
That's true, but it feels good.
So I do it.
No, but sometimes there's still like, if your dick is a syringe, there's still like five cc's of piss sometimes.
It's just zoof.
I've been pissing for half a century and I still, if I don't do that trick or some other like milking or there's the whole prostate thing where you're supposed to get out of your hair.
From your gooch.
From your gooch.
You shovel it out.
I don't have time to fucking make love to myself.
I gotta get back to work.
But still, you'll walk out from the bathroom and you'll feel like, Shake three times and rock and roll.
No matter how you shake your peg, the last we drop runs down your leg.
And I go commando in my sweatpants and it shows.
I've tried everything.
I've tried your techniques.
I think you and Anthony were talking about this too.
And it's like, there's just nothing you could do.
Why do you go commando in your sweatpants?
Why are you wearing sweatpants?
So many questions.
Around my house.
You know?
Just to walk around.
I wear shoes and pants and a buttoned up shirt in my house.
You do.
Yeah.
Well, I like to be a little comfier and I go to the gym a lot too, so just, you know.
When I get to the gym, I change out of my pants and I put on my sweat shorts that I have in my gym bag at the gym, which I haven't washed in six years.
Basically I piss my pants.
Ripe for the pickings.
Okay, have we covered everything there?
Because we've given these people way too much free shit.
Yes, we have.
I go commando everywhere.
Get it?
Yeah, we get it.
Knock three times on the wall if you're ready.
That's a different thing, but also a technique that we use.
Okay.
So we've done all the service to these freeloaders.
Gave them an hour fourteen.
I know, that's ridiculous.
Damn, yo.
I'm not good at my job.
I'm supposed to have cut them off forty minutes ago.
Bastards.
Forty-five minutes ago.
Forty-five.
Let's do a super chat, and then we can, we will have done everything.
That's correct.
Okay, um... Let's see.
We've... Did we read this one?
We did, Gebin.
Kebin!
Gavin, what would be your strategy if you had to do 12 rounds of boxing against Matty for the WBO, whatever the fuck you weigh, weight title of the world, fellow Scotsman?
We're actually around the same weight right now.
I'm 195.
What are you weighing in at these days?
195.
Wow.
I'm 106 and loving it.
So Matty has a heart condition.
Yeah.
He can't fight.
So let's pretend that he's in tip-top shape.
My biggest fear wouldn't be the punches.
Not that I'm not scared of Matty's punches.
I know they'd be brutal.
But my biggest fear here is the number 12.
I mean that's fucking murder.
So my strategy would have nothing to do with actually fighting because I feel like I've already got my vocabulary for punches and it's not great but it's not like I'm gonna learn some crazy fucking...
Twelve rounds is a long time.
Super punch.
So I would not drink.
I would jog three miles a day.
Nothing crazy.
Road work.
Two miles a day and just try to get my cardio up so I could last.
I mean I could always block and take some punches and stuff.
No, you have to kick and bite.
Damn.
That's another thing women can do that men can't.
I did not know that was an option.
Yeah.
I would kick and bite.
WBO.
My friend Larry fought for the WBO title.
Yeah, he's getting inaugurated in the Hall of Fame May 1st.
Nice, congratulations Larry Barnes.
We celebrate cannibalism.
Not officially on the show, that's not our stance officially, but some people can have that opinion.
That's a secret, so we're not supposed to tell anyone that.
Okay, so there we did it.
We did a letter, we did a call, we've got Silvio, Silvia, we've got Matty, we've explained the context here, we've done way more than we should.
We only have 45 minutes behind the paywall, but I will tell you that once we go behind the paywall, things get much raunchier.
You son of a bitch.
Much more involved.
I've sort of been taken easy because I'm scared.
I'm weak and scared that we're going to get kicked off.
It's quiet.
Yeah, I know it's quiet for him.
Podcast land.
So thank you for tuning in, you fucking freeloaders.
We're about to go behind the paywall now.
We're going to do mostly calls, probably.
That seems to be the pattern here.
And in the interim, for everyone, both freeloaders and subscribers, Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
I'm gonna come.
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