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Feb. 15, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S4E89 - HILLARY SPIED PEOPLE DIED
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No favors No favors if she was flavored I won't save her No taste butts oh later live from New York.
pretends to be this benign groovy guy i am no you're not you're a shit stain it's just little pete davidson i haven't changed since i was on staten island my dad died 9-11.
guy have you seen your tattoos i'm a little loco yeah Remember when you told Kanye to get on his meds and said, You're on meds too?
It's awesome.
It's no big deal.
Yeah.
I'm not consistent.
I just, you know, I'm just a dude.
Fuck off.
Just little P.D. Davidson.
Just a regular guy.
Okay.
Walking through life.
Huh?
Ho-hum.
I'm friends with MGK.
That's pretty cool.
He was in the new jackass, too.
Okay.
He's a rapper.
Please leave.
Okay.
New York City is back.
This is kind of an old clip, but there are officially no laws in this city.
You can do whatever you want.
You could stab a chick.
There's a woman, Chinese woman, who was just killed.
That was yesterday's front page of the post by this weird career criminal homeless black guy who looks like an animal.
He doesn't look like a person.
He looks like someone who should not be around.
And he followed her into her apartment, stabbed her 40 times.
Stabbed her for so long.
He followed her into her apartment, like pushed her into it as she got in.
She was probably worried about being racist when she saw him come into her building and she didn't say anything.
And he pushed her into her apartment, grabbed a knife, stabbed her 40 times.
He was stabbing her for so long.
Look at him.
Doesn't that look like a weird kind of like a honey badger or something?
Yeah.
Like, did his mom fuck a honey badger?
Like an animal that you wouldn't feel bad, like, you know.
Like, you wouldn't eat it.
It looks like food.
Yeah.
Well, I don't know.
It's like kind of like a raccoon.
Yeah.
That's an unfortunate thing.
You wouldn't eat him.
It's very bitter, but what you would do is you'd wear his pelt on your head.
Yeah.
Hillbillies would definitely eat him.
Yeah, he's a raccoon cap.
But like regular, like tourists would go eat him, but like they'll be like in the tiny China, ironically.
That's probably why he stabbed her so many times because he was sick of the Chinese eating weird animals.
Because he knew he was next.
This is a redemption story.
Yeah, we're on his side.
Fight back, animals.
As an animal rights activist, I support him.
I'm pro-Badger.
Oh, that sucks.
No, that's not so funny.
No, it takes all the fun away.
It's not being investigated as a hate crime, although that's not off the table.
But the SPLC, no, no interest.
No, no, no.
I don't want to criticize African Americans.
I was thinking about that this morning.
There's all these people, they watch my show, and they obsessively research Proud Boys, and they found that Oath Keepers once stepped on a packet of chips, and it kind of sounded like the bang kind of sounded like the N-word.
So what they do is they analyze the far right for hate.
No interest in jihadist hate.
No interest in black hate.
So you only look at one race and you analyze, basically your job, I mentioned this on Getter, your job is to catch whites behaving badly, which is racist.
So your entire vocation is dedicated to anti-racism, and at the same time, it's racist.
You fucking loser pussy moron.
What's this now?
York is back.
Oh yeah, that's the video.
Look at that.
Um, why are you nude for an ass tattoo?
Help me out here.
Is this performance art?
It kind of seems like it.
I am gay.
But if it's performance art, they can't film it.
They're really strict about filming in the subway.
What a weird takeaway, Gavin.
Why does he have one boot on?
He has one boot on on his right foot, and then this other boot is like four feet ahead of him.
Yeah, it's set up for real.
So what is it?
Either it was made just for this video or it was made for a different video.
It's going to be part of a b-roll for a rap video?
Yeah, it could be like this meta sort of thing where it's like, I want this to be a video, but I'm not going to record it.
I'll have people record it and just have it go viral.
Okay, well, it did.
Also, in people fucking me over.
This is a tough segue.
This building is the largest hotel in the world being built in Saudi Arabia.
It's not that ugly, but you know how I feel about the Middle East.
It's all my money.
This is me.
We should be fracking.
We should be independent.
We should have ethical oil, as Ezra Levant says.
We insist on buying oil from people who murder gays and treat women like second-class citizens.
Oh, those are gay murder pads.
Hopads.
They leave them there to cook until they jump off on their own.
That's smart.
Then they're not pushing anybody off.
Yeah, you did it.
They get dropped off with a helicopter.
As you can see, there's no exit.
So they sunburn slowly at 110 degrees, and then they either just lie there and are burnt to a crisp, or they jump off.
That's great.
Yeah, it's cool.
It's like, we're just showing you extended hospitality, and you jumped.
That's on you.
Who the fuck?
Why would you go to Saudi Arabia?
Like, Zubi, he lived there, right?
For his whole life.
What?
You can't go outside.
It's too fucking hot.
And you can't drink.
My two favorite things are going outside and drinking.
You take those away?
What have you got?
How is it...
Why?
Are there going to be 10,000 people that want a room?
Or maybe it's 100,000?
What does that say?
I can't believe there's that many people that want to visit Saudi Arabia.
10,000 rooms.
Yeah, no.
No.
Maybe conferences?
No.
Okay, sorry.
Here's the big story today.
Which I guess we're starting the show.
All right, let's start the show.
Come on, Truck.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm summoning you.
I want you.
See, it's yesterday.
I need you.
Unfortunately, we didn't start the show yesterday, and I was worried, and I was sad about that.
But now, it's fun because we get to start the show.
All right, let's start it.
Come on, Truck.
All right.
Come on, buddy.
There we go.
Whoa.
Donald Trump.
Hey, whoa, he's flying away on a Boogo.
3, 2, 1, and Biden.
My wife said to me this morning, is this a big deal?
And I go, Yeah, but it's also ancient news, right?
Are we such news nerds?
Nerds?
What's a fun way for news nerds to say news nerds?
Nerods.
N-E-R-W-D-S.
Nerods.
Period.
That guy's such a nerd.
Periodorkeles?
Well, that's pretty good.
Former director of national intelligence, John Ratcliffe, said on Monday that he expects to see quite, this is in quotes, quite a few more indictments come out of special counsel John Germs' inquiry into the origins of the FBI's Russia gate probe.
So Hillary Clinton wanted Donald Trump to look bad, so she knowingly invented a story where he was working with Russia.
Now, how do you get juice on that?
Well, you have a fake dossier that's used to justify spying on them.
They make it look like they're an international threat because they're working with Putin, which, of course, the DNC ran with hookline and sinker.
I'm sorry, the media ran with that hookline and sinker.
How many montages have you seen of CNN saying the word Russia?
It's like thousands.
I watched CNN for a couple days back when Trump was running, and it was absolutely relentless.
Non-stop.
Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia.
And she was spying on him.
And then we had, remember we had Donald Trump on 60 Minutes, and he goes, Hillary spied on my campaign.
And she goes, we can't verify.
This is 60 Minutes, Donald.
We don't fuck around here.
No, you don't do your job is what you don't do.
You do fuck around here.
Yeah, all you do is fuck around and find out.
This is what Trump does.
He plays dumb.
This is his 4D chess move.
He plays dumb.
He finds out something from a very reliable source.
He double and triple verifies it.
And then he makes it look like it's a weird hunch.
Like, I wouldn't be surprised if they were spying on my campaign.
I'm serious.
I bet they are.
And then it turns out to be true.
It's a good game to play because then everyone goes, he's stupid.
He's crazy.
And everyone who knows him goes, yeah.
Crazy like a fox.
So will this, what's frustrating about this is will this affect the left's view of their own side?
If Biden doesn't throw them off, nothing will.
Can you get worse than Joe Biden?
Let's go to my pet Biden, shall we?
We shall.
That's way down.
Biden.
On him I can depend.
My pet.
Biden.
A monster of a president.
He's big and blue and sleepy.
But a friendly monster too.
My pet.
Biden.
Wait, what?
That doesn't rhyme.
Can you hear me while that's playing?
Yep.
And we could add some fun stuff there.
Oh, yeah.
Jim Downey.
Jim Downey is, I would consider him a friend.
He wrote for SNL for the funny years during Phil Hartman and all that.
He did the Eddie Murphy sketch, White Like Me.
He's the guy when Eddie Murphy tries to buy a paper and he goes, what are you doing?
There's no one around.
Just take it.
Take it.
He's also in the Adam Sandler thing when he says, what you just said made absolutely no sense.
We're all stupider.
That's Jim Downey.
Oh, yeah.
I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
Yeah.
Which he wrote.
Great guy.
That's hilarious.
He always told me, he goes, I'm going to get you on SNL.
You're going to be a major player.
You're going to be on SNL.
And I'm like, Jim, absolutely impossible.
Unfathomable.
Lauren Michaels could be blowing me.
And Lauren Michaels couldn't get me on SNL.
Seriously.
I know I just blew you, but I'm not going to be able to get you on the show.
So go to 4-5.
Let's try to see if we can figure out what he's saying, guys.
Let's do this together.
Ready?
You know, you should have peace of mind.
Agreed.
I know food prices are up.
We're working to bring them down.
I said I grew up in a family where the price at the pump went up.
You filled it.
And I understand.
But these things are necessities.
We're working to bring down prices where they're not totally what families, in fact, have to pay.
What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Kate, I was with Joe for 75% of that.
I come from a family where increased gas prices hurt us.
I don't believe you, by the way, but at least I understand.
I'm not saying she should have killed it, but I understand.
But then we got to the word necessities, and it all fell apart.
Yeah.
Oh, great.
Pete's back.
I think, you know, that's how you talk when you're drunk, too.
You start out with something that's valid, like, look, man, I grew up in a family.
We were poor.
And if gas price went up, food prices went up.
And then you start wandering and you forget what you were talking about.
And the second half of what you're saying is, these things are necessities.
And oh, gosh, so much yelling.
You need to get it.
Because if you don't, then what?
What are you going to combine gas and food and get gas on your food?
You die.
You would die.
He's like, my grandma died.
Let's try it one more time.
And can you pause it?
Because I want to follow him.
It's funny.
You know what he is?
Holy shit, I just cracked myself up.
He's the new New York Times puzzle.
We had Suducco.
We have that thrupple or that Thurtle Turtle game where you have three guesses to get the word.
And then there's Joeisms.
Oh, actually, I'm stealing that from Kyle Dunnegan.
He has a whole game show on his show where they get points if they can figure out what the fuck he just said.
And it's hosted by Joe Biden.
I think it's called What Was The What I Just Said?
Something like that.
What was the What I Just Said?
Something like that.
That's pretty good.
Okay, but let's go back to play this new fun brain teaser.
Okay.
It's like a maze.
It's like Scrabble.
It's like Wheel of Fortune.
What did you do?
Biden.
Hello?
I'm trying to download it so I could pause it.
Well, you can't pause it just by clicking on it?
Like I can on a phone?
Let's see.
Okay.
I totally understand all of this price at the pump.
These things are necessities.
Is he trying to say that, yes, we are fighting to keep gas and food down, but you guys are bitching about stuff like hairspray and cologne, which are not necessities.
And I know that's going up, but we're focused on food and gas.
Is that what you're saying?
Is that we're in a situation now where you should have peace of mind.
I know food prices are up, and we're working to bring it down.
I grew up in a family where the price at the pump went up, you filled it.
And I understand.
Stop.
But these things are necessities.
But these things are necessities.
What does he mean, but?
But these things are necessities?
That's not how you use but.
I love you.
I think you're wonderful.
But now it's something that doesn't relate to I love you and I think you're wonderful.
You have to leave.
Oh, but that would seem to contradict the first thing.
Yeah, I know.
That's the funny thing about but.
It's the opposite of and.
It means there's some bad news coming up.
Hey, man, I know you said I'd never shoot you, but these things are necessities, but just kill the butt, and we're still making sense.
So kill but, these things are necessities.
Agreed.
So it's only one bad word.
It's a pretty big word, though, but yeah, one bad word so far.
We're working to bring down prices where they're not totally what families, in fact, have to pay to.
Stop.
Wait.
We're working to bring down prices.
I am having a lot.
I consider myself one of the top Biden translators in the country.
I'm gifted.
It's divine intervention.
I think God wants people to understand Biden.
Maybe God doesn't like that Biden is so misunderstood, and he's chosen me to speak Biden.
But I got to say, that's a toughie.
Are you able to go back?
I could reload.
These things are necessity.
So I'm going to just say butt was an accident, right?
But then I get lost.
We're in a situation now where you should have peace of mind.
Okay, we've got all this.
I know food prices are up.
We're working to bring them down.
I said I grew up in a family where the price of the pump went up, you filled it.
And I understand.
But these things are necessities.
We're going to lose it.
We're working to bring down prices where they're not totally what families, in fact, have to pay.
Bringing down prices to a point where, in fact, they're not what families have to pay.
Is that all redundant?
Does he just mean we're going to try to bring down prices?
I think that might be it.
He's just added about 30 words to something that doesn't need any.
It should just be, look, man.
Look, man, I'm Tim Poole.
These prices.
I can't do a Tim Poole win.
Hey, it's crazy.
It's crazy, man.
Look, man, we're watching Batman, you know, playing anime, watching the Japanese cartoons, man.
It's crazy.
I'm not that guy.
Look, I understand prices are up.
Gas, food, necessities.
I grew up in a family where those kind of necessities being overpriced really hurt you, especially gas.
But you have to understand that we are working to bring down the price of these necessities.
Thank you.
Good night.
I think that's what he was going for, but he was so drunk, and when I say drunk, I mean senile, that he added extra words, extra colors to a painting.
He doesn't make sense, man.
It's crazy.
Like, why does the president not make sense?
It gets me enraged.
We got to get you a Tim Poole Beanie, Tim.
I've never seen you with the fluorescent oil.
Oh, this is like.
Why were you wearing a suit?
Why was...
Well, you're not Ryan, but my co-worker was wearing a suit yesterday, and today he's dressed like a construction worker.
ACDC shirt.
Big fan.
My mom got this for me for Christmas.
I was really excited.
I was like, that's great, man.
Like, I love them.
But I do get angry, and when I do, I sound like this.
It's crazy.
It gets me so enraged.
Biden whispers.
Whisper.
And then 4-7.
I think 4-6 is just a defense of the crackpipes.
That's kind of an old story we already discussed, right?
I said that I kind of get it in a sad way.
Oh, yeah, that was...
No, this is something totally different.
Sorry.
Again, it's Tim.
We sure talk about him more than he talks about us, huh?
Snopes be like, well, you can read this, Tim.
Snopes be like, is Biden's admin funding the distribution of crackpipes?
Mostly false.
He's also giving out syringes in addition to crackpipes.
The fuck?
Yep.
I don't know how he curses because he blanks it out on his YouTube.
Does he?
Yeah, he saves his curses for the behind the paywall.
Ooh, that's your reward.
If you pay me, I'll say fuck.
He thinks he's going to get, like, I guess it's for demonetization or something.
By the way, I'm going to be gone most of next week.
I think I can still do Wednesdays and Thursdays show.
Maybe not.
But I have access to the old TGMSs, so I can just show those when we leave.
As well as Censored.tv presents and some other fun nuggets.
We've been going through all these old hard drives, and we found tons of shit.
Lots and lots of home Movies for my kids, but also a documentary I did on my computer with Penny Rimbaud from CRASS.
All my old podcasts from Can I Ask You a Question?
We should just put those up in a big ball because they're available online.
And free speeches.
Okay, 4-7, this is our last My Pet Biden.
That's right.
Oh, we already showed this.
Oh, yes, we do.
This is where they didn't kiss his ass enough.
All right, let's jump over to the Olympics.
Just one quick thing.
This is ancient Chinese secret by now, but don't you love this black woman?
I love it.
This is what I've been screaming for so long.
Like, what racist is mad when she moves in next door?
If this woman is having trouble as a black American, you know what she should just say?
I'm not.
Hey, we don't want no Negroes on this block.
I'm not black.
Oh, okay.
Well, if you see any, let me know.
Move along.
Tough life.
Tough life.
Happy Black History Month.
Kelly Curtis is making history.
I saw a picture of her parents.
Maybe you sent me that.
And her parents are white as ghosts.
Kelly Curtis making history at the Winter Olympics was the first black woman to compete on Team Yose's skeleton team.
I saw a racist where some guy said it.
Somebody said this.
Yeah, look at that.
I'd love it if all blacks competed.
It's cut off.
Personally, I'd love if all blacks in the U.S. were represented in, quote, skeleton.
Yeah, that's terrible.
That's terrible.
That's terrible not.
What is her story?
Not that I give a flying fuck, but this is the state of modern racism.
And you know what we're getting to?
We're already there in many ways.
We're going to start seeing men talking about the struggle, the female struggle, how hard it is.
And it'll just be me shaven, or sometimes not even, with long hair going, yeah, it sucks being a woman.
It's so hard.
I get raped.
Wait, she does have like a crossover, like not only transracial, but she looks a little transy, too.
She looks like my friend Tim Farrar.
Like, identical.
She's got a little bit of kink, more than Rosa Parks.
Look at her.
What is she, like, a 20th?
She's kind of hot and ugly at the same time.
Look up her parents.
Kelly Curtis.
You know my theory that Rosa Parks isn't black.
Bally Jarrett, too.
Her parents look white as can be.
Oh, wow, yeah.
So do you get to say that?
Like, where do we draw the line?
I thought the problem with racism is that you're judged by the way you look.
That man looks Jewish, maybe Egyptian.
That woman is in the dictionary under white.
What's happening here?
Actually, that guy looks like Klaus Schwab.
Oh, yeah.
Is he black?
Maybe he's mulatto?
Kelly Curtis was born to her parents, John and Curtis's father.
John Curtis is a former NFL player.
John was in New York City.
He met his wife, blah, blah, blah.
He also worked as an athletic director.
He once served blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah.
Is he black, though?
I mean, if he was in the NFL, it's probably like honorary black.
Ethnicity.
She holds the American nationality, belongs to mixed ethnicity.
She's the youngest member of the family.
She has two brothers, Jim and Jay, who are both athletic.
So her ethnicity is she comes from an athletic family.
That's now an ethnicity.
Though she grew up in an athletic environment, her parents never thought she would be part of the skeleton.
What the fuck is the skeleton?
I don't know.
She came across.
So, yeah, I don't know what the fuck's going on.
It's just funny.
Let me type in.
That's sort of what I was talking about the other day, where just enjoy the comedy that God sends us.
Right.
I think Elijah Schaefer calls it the clown pill.
My dad doesn't like that kind of talk because he goes, no.
If it's all just funny to you, that means you've given up.
No, I can do both.
It's called the happy warrior.
I can laugh and fight this stupid shit.
I'm not fighting that shit.
I don't care.
We also got some criticism for not discussing Ukraine.
I don't care.
To be honest, you're kind of a pussy if you have a tiny little country next to you that you haven't dominated.
I mean, Canada's big, and they tried to take it over.
We burned the White House to the ground in 1812, we.
But, hey, China, what's taking you so long with Taiwan, you pussy?
And, hey, Russia, go ahead and take Ukraine.
I'm mad at us for not taking Greenland.
But I will concede, the timing is very unfortunate because it makes us look weak globally because we are.
Because we have Mr. Magoo as president where he's so retarded that it's actually a game trying to figure out what the fuck he's talking about.
So that's unfortunate.
All right, let's jump over to COVID.
Oh, you know what?
We have a brand new COVID bumper.
Ooh.
We're debuting a new bumper here, guys.
We have a few new bumpers to debut today.
Proud Boys is coming up.
That's going to be fun.
Public health restrictions.
Oh, that's the guy who does good news.
Yeah, Zach.
Hey, there's a new theory about her fall where I'm right and you are right.
When I say you, I mean the baby monsters.
Almost no baby monsters agree with me that that fall was fake.
I say it's fake.
Here's the way we're both right.
She was going to do a fall and she's not a good stunt woman and she overdid it and genuinely smacked her head really hard.
So now I'm wrong about the incentive because I said she did it on purpose to increase her publicity.
But now it's just a joke that got out of hand.
Let's try that one for a while.
Politicians don't wear masks and they can't be ridiculed.
This was interesting.
Someone ran an ad in the LA Times.
And the Times made them switch out the top two images for regular stock photos.
You may not mock our politicians, says the media.
In other words, the media and the DNC are the same thing.
The mainstream media is a PR firm working for the DNC.
And you know what annoys me about this censorship, too, is they've changed the whole context.
A disturbing double standard, and then you just have two politicians.
Why are they there?
I don't know why they're on the poster.
The original thing, you go, oh, because you posed with Michael Jordan or, sorry, Magic Johnson, and who's the other guy?
I actually don't know.
Some black dude.
I think they're both Magic Johnson, right?
Yeah, zoom in.
Yeah, they're both AIDS face.
Doesn't he look like Yogi Bear, the cartoon?
Hey, boo-boo.
Unmask our children.
Very simple.
I'm not mad at you politicians for not being masked.
I'm mad at you for insisting my children are masked.
My son did a youngest boy did a little musical concert today at school.
I can't go, of course, because I'm a pariah and we don't want people to know that that's David Duke's son.
But I saw pictures.
My wife was there, and they all had masks on, playing the violin.
I mean, we've seen much more absurd.
We've seen kids playing wind instruments where they cut a hole in the mask to get the clarinet in.
But it was just like, can we stop this charade, you fucking fat cunt teachers who are so obese from self-indulgence that they punish the children for their own self-indulgence.
That's what's happening in schools.
I work eight months a year.
It's not just the two months of summer they get off.
They also have two months of holidays.
So what do they do in their spare time?
They eat.
They indulge.
They read thriller novels.
I see them on the beaches all summer.
Go fucking upstate to a cheap beach or a cheap lakeside place, swimming hole thing.
And there's just these fucking enormous teachers with so much hatred in their hearts.
Like when Trump came around, we saw how much they hate men.
They really are the most sexist people on the planet is overweight fucking cougars.
Fat bitch teachers.
Tucker Carlson said, if you feel passionately about something, you probably shouldn't report on it.
And I'm hearing myself talk about teachers, and I'm thinking, I should probably avoid that subject.
I'm a little too biased.
And I don't give a fuck about my kids' grades anymore.
I'm Joe Strummer when it comes to education because it's so ridiculous.
I just saw a video of these kids, white kids, going to the library of their school in the name of Marxism, taking colonial books out, like The War on Boys by Heather McDonald.
That's a colonialist book.
There's no war on boys.
They're not reading it and refuting it.
They're just taking it out.
And then they take them all out back and throw them in the dumpster.
And then they replace them with like Taneshi coats.
I don't want my kids getting dumber.
And those institutions are now stupid rooms.
They're dumb factories.
You'd go in there as a relatively intelligent and curious individual, and you come out thinking that we stole this land from the Indians and all the wealth was built by black slaves.
Yeah, there it is.
Coach's Bible?
What's the matter with that?
War against boys.
Oh, that's not Heather McDonald.
Wait, stock market logic?
What's the matter with that?
That's all races can get involved in the stock market.
We found so many.
Yeah, when you cast a wide net that anything remotely non-radical left is fucking evil, then you're going to have a lot.
I bet plenty of those books are left-wing, too.
Exploration of Africa.
Middle class, upper-middle-class white kids.
Yay!
I'm throwing away information.
I'm smart.
Oops, I missed.
I threw away a book on physics.
You did it.
White man's travel diary.
Yeah, what's the matter with that?
Mommy fucker?
Russo fucked his mother?
But just for fun, let's go back there briefly.
Who was the...
Oh, you have to do the whole video again?
No.
I want to see who the mommy fucker was.
I bet it's an unsubstantiated rumor.
Discard.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Discard.
So this isn't just one person, these two kids saying fuck this.
This is the administration has made stickers.
And they've told...
This is not just kids doing this.
This isn't vandalism.
This is kids carrying out the wishes of their teachers.
This is education.
This is literally education to throw books away.
Wow.
Okay, now I know this is, we shouldn't be doing research live, but look up Rousseau and incest, mommy?
Rousseau and revolution.
And so what if he did fuck his mother?
I'm not a fan of that.
It's why it's considered one of the worst insults there is, motherfucker.
But how does that affect his views on revolution and whether they should be read or not?
Rousseau's relationship with women, okay.
For instance, he develops a strong bond with Baba or he calls her mama when he eventually sleeps with her.
He is regretful.
The day, more dreaded than hoped for, at length arrived.
I have before observed that I promised everything that was required of me, and I kept my word.
My heart confirmed my engagements without desiring the fruits, though at length I obtained them.
For the first time I found myself in the arms of a woman and a woman whom I adored.
Was I happy?
No.
I felt, I know not what invincible sadness which impoisoned my happiness.
It seemed that I had committed an incest, and two or three times, pressing her eagerly in my arms, I deluged her bosom with my tears.
The above reference to incest, her bosom, as well as her nickname, all reinforce the author's view of Madame de Warrens as a mother.
Pretty big word coming up here, folks.
We thought but was a big word, but here's an even bigger one.
Figure.
This is a pattern that repeats itself throughout the book with various women.
Oh.
So he may have an edible complex.
He didn't literally fuck his mother.
You're still allowed to read his books.
His mother died when he was an infant.
So how's he a mommy fucker?
You fucking idiot.
Wow.
This is still within the subject of COVID.
And then this is ancient news by now.
You've seen it a million times, but we need to cover it because these clips go viral on YouTube.
And, you know, eventually we're going to have this massive encyclopedia, video encyclopedia of what was really going on in America in the post, both Trump and post-Trump era.
And we need it all documented.
I consider this show a library of sorts.
I need it.
It's sort of like the plot of How to Be a Man, where I'm leaving these tomes of information for my kids so they can see what was really happening right before I was assassinated.
So you've seen the new Fauci hire?
He's a nuclear.
He calls himself a nuclear nerd.
He probably is qualified.
I don't fucking know.
But he's in charge of monitoring America's nuclear power, which we could do with a lot more of.
I'm sick of seeing 10,000 hotel rooms in Saudi Arabia when we are begging them for the privilege of their oil or Russia's oil or even Canada and Mexico's oil.
Let's get some nuclear power going and let's get more fracking, more natural gas.
Ray D oactive is her name.
The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.
Look at him.
He's a fag.
Sub fag.
The physics of kink.
Let's discuss more.
I'm going to come.
There we go.
You know what he is?
People have to understand this about the gays.
They see this, and I've been living with gays since I was 18.
And when I say living with them, I mean Montreal, New York City.
I've been drowning.
I had to pull my chain out.
It was irritating me.
It's kind of a look.
Yeah, it is.
I think British gangsters do that.
Oh, look, I've got a chain, but I also got a collar shirt.
Love.
I think they put it like under their shit.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've seen that.
Seen it.
They do that with Fred Perry's, too.
It looks absolutely retarded.
But anyway, most gays are pretty reasonable dudes.
The ones you see like that guy are the activist nerds.
We have our annoying SJWs.
So do they.
So most gays don't like this guy.
They look down on these.
These are the Dungeons and Dragons players of the gay community.
You're looking at the outcasts, the losers, the unfuckables.
Okay?
Okay.
Let's dip into the convoy.
A lot of news today.
A lot of catching up.
Yesterday was so much ranting.
I realized we could do a whole episode of various encounters with people at New York movie theaters.
We just made our own little interstitial there.
So last night I saw Tucker say that this is the first time martial law has been declared, but maybe he didn't say that.
It is the first time the War Emergencies Act has been declared.
When I was a little boy in 1970, the FLQ started bombing buildings and attacking the English because very little discussed phenomenon here in America, but there was a civil war of sorts in Quebec in 1970.
The FLQ, the Front de Libération du Québec, was killing English people.
They wanted to separate.
And there was arrests, and there was martial law.
But Trudeau is accused of bringing martial law to Canada by invoking the emergency powers to crack down.
So this is the first time that they've used the Emergencies Act, but it's not the first time they've declared martial law.
But here he is.
He's just doubling down.
Oh, here we go.
When thousands of blue-collar workers showed up in Ottawa several weeks ago.
We shouldn't be playing Tucker on the show.
Keep going down.
Look at him.
He's a hot lesbian.
I actually say to people that he looks like a cool lesbian.
Like a lot of these people have a sense of charm to them.
So Joe Biden, I would love him if he was at my local bar.
It'd be funny joking around with him.
And then this, if I had to hang out with a lesbian, I'd like it to be her.
Don't you think?
Yeah.
She's probably been in a long-term relationship with her wife.
There would be a new least smart Joe at the bar if Joe Biden joined.
Oh, you know what Joe Tonelli did recently?
He sent everyone all his medical reports.
Oh, good.
It's like a 10-page PDF to prove that he's dying of cancer.
Guess what?
There's no mention of cancer in any.
He assumed no one would read them.
Oh, I see.
But English James did read them and he goes, yeah, he's got severe liver damage from opioids.
That's why he's in the hospital.
And he nods.
So he turns it into fucking...
Yeah, we had cops write in and tell us after they saw Joe that that is definitely opioids.
he just drinks beer.
You don't pass out like this in your chair from beer.
Anyway, let's go back to the cool lesbian.
Can we not do this, please?
Fucking.
That's what he does.
He goes, seriously?
Seriously?
Can we stop with the breaking the balls, please?
He's in an unfortunate situation because now 100% of the clientele know that he's a compulsive liar.
So he could say, like, my son just blew his head off.
We go, okay, Joe.
He's impotent.
So now if you boss his balls this much, he goes, seriously?
You know what?
Next person who says something is going through that window.
And of course we all go, something.
Well, actually, what I did is I tried to describe the physics of how you'd have to pick one of us up, we all weigh around 200 pounds, and then throw us out a window which has, it's steel.
It's not a normal window.
It's the old-timey pub windows.
Anyway, Marshall.
The federal government has invoked the emergency system to supplement provincial and territorial capacity to address the blockades and occupations.
What a fuck.
I want to be very clear.
The scope of these measures will be time-limited, geographically targeted, as well as reasonable and proportionate to the threats they are meant to address.
And someone pointed out on social media that he perpetuated this myth that there was mass graves of Indian children that had been discovered.
We've since analyzed those.
We have the technology now and found no bones.
No bones.
It was all a myth.
They just saw these fake little sticks, gravestones, and they thought, oh, this must be where they threw bodies.
They guessed.
They probably threw a bunch of kids' bodies there.
So people started burning down churches all over Canada, and it was all fat Antifa chicks that were destroying churches, burning them to the ground.
Trudeau had nothing to say about that.
That's not a big deal.
So what?
It's just a church.
Who gives a shit?
Now, if you inflate a bouncy castle near my place of work, well, now we have to impose martial law.
That's a state of emergency.
Interesting.
Oh, this one really pissed me off, too.
People keep sending it in.
Whatever happened to punching in the face?
This is a world without face punches.
Turn it up.
Why did you steal the flag from my 13-year-old daughter?
I stole the flag from you.
No, she was carrying it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She was carrying it.
You stole it.
I love how you have an excuses to why you've indoctrinated your cake.
Hey, hey, hey.
Get out of my city.
Get out of my city.
He just get out of my city.
Police!
Police!
That's near where I used to go to shake records.
Police, please.
Those are probably real fries.
And they have Putin.
We're all going to keep putting up with it?
Come on, children.
Punch him.
Come on, children.
Act like droning dolls.
Someone steals a flag from your daughter?
My 13-year-old daughter.
You stole a flag from my 13-year-old daughter.
Slap-jawed faggots around here.
13-year-old daughter.
I'm in the city.
Worst part's coming up.
Yeah, throw some balls, dad.
I don't like men who use 13-year-old daughters to carry a flag.
No, to do their bidding for them.
What's my bidding?
Take hold of my phone, dude.
He's assaulting two people now.
No, the guy filming is the guy who is...
Did you not listen?
Are you not watching the show?
Yeah, but right there, it looked like he finally nutted up and punched the guy.
No, no, no.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
No, that guy just hit his phone.
Oh, God.
That gives you the right.
You have the rat.
What gives you the rat?
That.
Someone steals anything from one of my kids, and I'm going to go ape shit.
Yeah, I thought this was paranoid.
Wait, did you hear him, though?
Maybe I was talking too much, but in between the filming, which is such a cuck-pussy move, I'm filming you.
You're going to be embarrassed.
This guy isn't remotely embarrassed.
His friends think he's awesome.
So this shaming, shame, shame, shame.
So lame, lame, lame.
And in between these bursts of like, why'd you take my flag?
He starts going, police, can I get some police here?
Yeah, let's get the state involved in every single detail in our life.
The irony is these people are there protesting state overreach.
And the second there's a confrontation, the first thing they do is go, state, state, can you handle this minor confrontation, please?
I can't handle it.
Please do my bidding.
I don't like men who use their 10-year-old daughters to carry a flag.
No, to do their bidding.
Like this one.
Go to 2.5.
This has nothing to do with the convoy, but again.
So someone's stealing a bike right in front of you.
And what do you do?
Shit, man.
Turn my gloves back, please, dude.
Back up, all right.
Why are you doing this?
Come on.
Hey.
Just drop it.
Yeah, just leave my gloves, please.
Thank you.
Back up.
Thank you, sir.
Have a good day.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Put your hands on.
Back off.
Back off.
Back the fuck up.
Police.
Back off, please.
Exact same thing.
Police.
Police.
And then they run and chase him.
What are you going to do when you get him?
You already had him.
Time the firearm, please.
Or then 2-6, it's the same thing again.
I don't get it.
When we were in high school in the 80s, you would be brawling over the stupidest shit.
Someone called your mother a bitch, and you had to meet at 3.20.
Sometimes you would just fight someone because you didn't like them.
And it was a whole arranged thing.
Barry Pueblo wants to meet me at 3.20.
I went to school that day with shish kebab sticks in my jacket because I thought I would turn into Wolverine.
I was petrified.
Woodverine.
Nazi skinhead.
Pat O'Connor used to just attack us because we were punks and he was a skinhead.
But there were metal skewers, right?
Yeah, the kind you have a shish.
Just a barbecue, yeah.
I thought I would pull him out of my jacket like zling!
Luckily, he did a roundhouse kick that was so severe, he lifted off the ground like a firework and landed like a starfish and knocked the wind out of himself.
He didn't even fight.
He did a, whatever that comedian's name was.
Yeah.
Oh, see, this is another example.
This guy shows up.
What is that, a hammer?
So Antifa are wrecking his town, right?
He shows up with a hammer and just says, no, we're not doing this.
And that's a mob of like, I don't know, 30 Antifa that are wrecking his town.
I don't know what town it is, Winnipeg.
And he just shows up with a hammer and says, no, not tonight.
And they all chicken out.
That's all it takes.
You don't need Rittenhouse and his fucking AR-15.
You need a stick.
Listen to the audio, though.
I should shut up.
What is his weapon?
It keeps changing.
Kind of looks like an ice pick.
It's a microbial.
It's a baseball bat.
It's an axe.
It's like a...
Yeah, I think it's an ice pick.
Like a climbing ice pick.
But it works.
They all chicken out and go home.
Look at them all dressed up with their helmets on and their bicycles there to destroy the city.
You know what it helps too?
It's become like a bourgeois hobby.
He kind of wasn't making so much sense either.
He's not trying to rationalize.
Just act a little off.
Be like, yeah, I don't want you here.
Don't go away.
I don't want you here.
Just like, that guy's going to swing that thing.
You know?
Yeah.
If he was being cohesive, he was like, I would like you to not be here.
You guys have said your piece.
I don't want any city to get fucked up.
Please leave.
They're like, that's not a guy who swings things at people.
But he played it right.
All right.
Next news.
God, we have so much stuff.
Maybe we should just do a long show.
I want to clean my pipes.
All right, let's do LGBTQ.
This cracked me up.
Some hideous man lying in his hospital bed.
I felt ugly.
I felt gay.
And then we fell in love.
And then they eat their poop.
And we have a very good relationship.
You hate damage.
You ugly.
Homophobal.
I thought this was funny.
Well, the operation was a success.
I have a vagina now.
Okay, let's see it.
Look at him.
Look at that.
He looks like a studio musician.
He looks like the guy who played the bass on your favorite album and you thought it was Gene Simmons, but it wasn't.
It was him.
And what does it say above?
Surgery was a success.
I have a vagina.
Says Taylor McKenna.
Or Taylor Summers, depending what you want to call her.
Let's look her up.
I want to see more pictures of her.
But before you do, go to right-wing Gringa is always so fucking raunchy and over the top.
Surgery was a success.
I have a vagina.
Next pick.
Are we finally real woman?
Yes.
I bet that's not that so far off.
You know?
From what that looks like?
Probably not.
Yeah.
I've never seen one up close, but usually man-made holes are pretty gross.
But let's see Taylor McKenna, because usually they, you know.
Wait, that's not the cool backdrop, is it?
I want them to be consistent, Ryan.
So the guy who does our awesome COVID one should be this one, too.
Right?
Yep.
Okay.
Taylor McKenna.
If it's going to take you too long, is she famous for anything, or is it just a weird guy?
Just a weird guy.
Okay, so let's go to his actual username.
Yeah.
I can't believe I had to tell you this.
Mac Taylor Summers, I believe, with a Z. Or a Z. You guys are going to be married for about two years, I'd say?
Oh, not a thing.
Here we go.
Oh, so it's not a...
Ah, poo.
What's this?
Body positive.
Is this a GoonFunMe?
Oh, it is.
Oh, my God.
Look at that thing.
$890.
I felt different.
I felt gay.
Yeah, it's called a nerd.
You're a gay nerd.
Oh, there's.
He just accidentally gave his real name.
Taylor Althussayer.
Anyway, enough of him.
I thought this was interesting.
Libs of TikTok has changed the law.
How many times have we been sitting here watching Libs of TikTok show these deranged mentally ill teachers go, and they always say kiddos go, so my kiddos were asking me why I'm polyamorous and how I became bi and what my pronouns are.
And I told them, well, though I like to suck men's vaginas, I'll also occasionally suck a woman's cock because I'm a whore, gay, polyamorous, sexual fucking mutant.
And I thought, as sexual beings, five-year-olds, you should know this.
Because if there's One thing kids love talking about, knowing about, it's adults' sexual preferences.
Oh my, how many times have kids been running up at hello, sir, sir?
Do you and your wife do anal?
Why not?
I want to know.
Teach your kids about kink, right?
So we're watching all that and we're half laughing but half going, someone's got to stop this.
And I think Libs of TikTok did.
Check out 2.9, new law in Florida.
You can't discuss your sexuality with your students, kindergarten teachers.
Following all of this, he's the editor-in-chief of Outspoken.
He knows what's in the bill because he's actually read it.
He joins us tonight.
Trevor Burrus, thanks so much for coming on.
The hysteria about this seems a little calculated, no?
Yeah, look, if wacky gay activists, childless wacky gay activists, want to drive the White House, the Democrat Party, gay media like CNN into this arena of demonizing concerned parents after what happened in Virginia last year, this year now with the midterms because they're not.
Because they're fighting back.
They're calling it the don't say gay law.
Terrible look.
And like you had mentioned, the bill is four pages long, all right?
No Democrat has read it.
And if they have, they don't want you to read it.
The media doesn't want you to read it.
Because when you do, you realize it's perfectly reasonable, rational bill that would not even be necessary if parents didn't become so privy to the insane things their teachers want.
Some logs of TikTok.
Don't you think?
Yeah.
All right, let's jump over to the meandering now.
Do we have a thing for the meandering?
I think we do, yes.
Oh, Chadwick Moore.
Oh, hi, yeah.
It was great to be on Tucker, and now it's great to be on Gavin.
Chadwick, you don't return my texts ever since I fired you.
Okay.
I'm not, like, super gay, so I have to, like, gay it up every now and then so you know that I'm like the gay expert guy.
Because otherwise I can pass as a straight guy.
For the most part.
When you and I stopped being friends, it was weird because I've always respected you.
You came over to my house.
I respect you too.
Stayed for dinner.
And then when you're an adult and you have three kids and zero free time and you live in New York City, I'm way up in Westchester.
That's right.
I was just like, okay, bye.
That's sad.
I can't send you like a funny picture once a month.
Yeah.
How are you doing without me?
Oh, good.
I'm like on Tucker and stuff.
And I guess that's pretty good.
You seem to have bounced.
I just assumed you go into a deep, dark depression and be inconsolable.
What are you doing, Dave?
I'm like doing the robot and stuff.
I'm fine without you.
So in other words, to quote John Waite, you ain't missing me at all.
That's right.
I'll get over you.
I know I will.
I'll pretend my ship's not sinking.
And I'll tell myself I'm over, Gav, because I'm the king of Chadwick more thinking.
I have a feeling Milo is also bouncing back from not being in my life as much.
Although we're still friends.
All right.
Bye, Chadwick.
Bye.
The meandering.
Let's go to it.
Oh, they became incredible violent.
I've been making sure they introduced them once.
Okay.
Amazing.
It's so good.
Yeah, that's the meandering in a nutshell.
That's the evil.
That's the revolution.
That's the insurrection.
Remember that officer, the black cop, who said, he starts crying, going, and then they said, let's get that nigger.
That story died.
What happened to that?
Every time we hear that word, it's front page news, like it was with Joe Rogan.
So with all of these thousands of hours of video from that day, should we not, can you pull up the moment where everyone said, let's go get that?
It doesn't exist, does it?
Those are crocodile tears on the stand.
You fucking loser.
Some of the makers will be false.
So we've made fun of this guy before, 3-0.
We called him Marblehead.
This author looks like not Charles Cook.
I love that guy.
British dude.
American X. He lives here now.
American X. I was going to say expat.
British expat.
But the guy who wrote this article, which you'll see in a second, I guess, he's affirmative action hire.
He's got white and black in his hair.
So it looks like Marble, hence Marblehead.
And he's such a bad writer that I was thinking if I was black at CNN and I had earned my keep, I would fucking hate people who were there for affirmative action.
Because you've totally trivialized my entire career now.
CNN accuses Joe Rogan of unleashing genocidal and insurrectionist forces.
So go back to the tweet.
The tweet sums it up better than seeing the entire article.
Having failed with phase one, misinformation, and phase two, racist, CNN has moved on to phase three, in which Joe Rogan is linked to insurrection, genocide, and segregation, and accused of helping undermine the progress the U.S. has made since 1945.
So find the article he's talking about.
It'll probably be after you click on Charles's article.
It's actually played, no, this morning John Blake published a piece of analysis.
Yeah, there it is.
Go back.
Click on published.
That's him, by the way, right?
That's Charles Cook, yes.
So look at the headline.
Why shrug.
Wait a minute.
They changed the title.
You're kidding.
Why shrugging off Joe Rogan's use of the N-word is so dangerous?
The previous title talked about the insurrection and linked Joe Rogan to the insurrection and said his use of the N-word was just further evolution of American racist culture that we saw in the insurrection.
What?
What?
I hope I'm right.
Here we go.
Okay.
I remember seeing the picture of it, the meme.
Yeah, it was going around.
14th.
Let's see.
Let's try the snapshot.
They're pretty good at what they're doing.
And then, oh, this is funny.
This guy's job, Alex Patterson, look at him.
Look at the caliber of researcher we have these days.
His full-time job is to watch Joe Rogan.
What a fucking loser.
Spotify's...
Yeah, that was the original title.
Joe Rogan's use of the N-word is another January 6th moment.
So you get ridiculed for being an idiot, and CNN just goes in and changes the headline, and it never happened.
Oh, so someone else has noticed this.
Go back.
Oh, yeah.
Joe Rogan's use of the N-word is another January 6th.
Post-millennial.
Now, look up John Blake.
I'm big on ridiculing these journalist activists so we remember them.
So, no, John Blake, CNN.
It's probably a very common name.
But, you know, the problem with people like John Blake is now you see a black guy working at CNN, and you're like, were you one of the real ones or an affirmative action hire?
There he is.
Look at his fucking idiotic hair.
What the?
You look like expensive furniture, dude.
You look like you were made at Creighton Barrel.
He's an Ottoman I can't afford.
You look like a very expensive countertop that's in a gay architect's house.
Oh, granite head.
Marblehead will do.
And then go back to Joe Rogan guys thing.
People say, do you think it's safe to get vaccinated?
I've said, yeah, I think for the most part, it's safe to get vaccinated.
I do.
I do.
But if you're like 21 years old and you say to me, should I get vaccinated?
I go, no.
This is one guy.
Joe Rogan is one person who said, if I was asked this, I would say no.
That's not misinformation.
I would say the same thing to a 21-year-old.
Like, look, don't do anything stupid, but you should take care of yourself.
Go to 3-2.
My job is to watch someone and try to get them demonetized.
That's my job.
Wait, what's this?
3-2.
Oh, demagnetized.
Not demonetized.
This is pretty fucking huge.
This is new footage that Tommy Robinson put up.
Well, I'll let it speak for itself.
Zoom out.
As a coordinated group attempts...
Wait, go back.
Sorry, sorry.
As a coordinated group attempts to pull police away from the east doors on the outside so they can get in, right?
Someone is on the inside.
George Tenney tries to open from the inside.
That's the worst font ever.
It's locked.
He can't.
The magnetic doors appear to be locked.
This is huge.
Stop.
He looks up.
Now, if I'm a vandal and a door is locked, I smash the window, I kick at it.
If it's got a strong magnetic lock, then I give up.
Maybe if I have a sledgehammer, I could try to smash the magnets.
If I work at a building and if I work with the people who run the security for the building, then I look up and I say, hey, Rex, can you demagnetize this door, please, using your special key that no one else has access to?
It's not like there's a button up there, a big red button that goes, demagnetize downstairs.
So this is the kind of thing that's going to creep up on you.
He looks up.
Hey, man, can you use your special thing?
Green's sides pack looks in the same direction.
He has not been arrested.
He's not on the FBI's wanted list.
Hmm.
Tenniyam Pierce instructs someone to disable magnetic locks.
When he tries the doors, again, they are open.
I think it could pull them away.
See, the rest is all superfluous.
The fact that he looked up is the smoking gun.
This guy's trying to push people out.
The men stop him.
Hey, dude, no, no, no.
This is all part of the plan.
Move, move.
By the way, this is considered like one of the most violent scenes, and it looks pretty benign.
Almost like a meandering.
All right.
Let that bother you, please, for a few days.
Three words.
He looks up.
He looks up.
There's no fucking way a civilian would have access to the magnets.
That's probably a fancy key.
That's a fancy combination.
That's a big deal.
All right, let's jump up to the Proud Boys.
We haven't been moving for his in a while.
Stand back.
Stand by.
Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.
Antifa is an idea, not an organization.
You got it, not political.
Stand back.
Stand by.
Stand by.
What do you think of our new interstitial, folks at home?
That was Ryan Rivera busting his ass.
Yes, and Brian on music.
Yes, original music.
So Jimmy Dory's, I think he's drifting over to our side, but I think he's still a liberal, therefore partially retarded.
And he thinks that the Boogaloo Boys exist.
They don't.
Talk about Antifa being an idea.
The Boogaloo Boys are just an idea.
They're cringe post-libertarians who three of them went to one thing in Hawaiian shirts, which they stole from Proud Boys, the Margarita Boys.
And then they don't exist.
Well, we've united with BLM.
We support BLM.
No, you're just Redditors.
You're just guys on your keyboards.
You're not a thing.
So it's already dead.
But outsiders go, ooh, the Boogaloo Boys are a reaction.
They're anti-racist Proud Boys.
No.
They're a made-up phenomenon.
The most attention I got, and that's why I go by Jimmy the Dirtback Left, was when I had on what they call a Boogaloo Boy.
No, Boogaloo Boys are different from Proud Boys.
Proud Boys are known to be a very extreme white nationalist group, far-right political types, right?
Now, hang on a second, Jimmy.
I don't know a lot about the Proud Boys, but isn't that lead a Latino?
Isn't he like a Puerto Rican?
I really don't know much about the Proud Boys.
So I'm just abandoning this then.
I know I called them white nationalists one second ago, but now I'm abandoning it.
And look, by the way, see their logo, Trigger's logo?
One of them's wearing a Fred Perry.
It's a very common shirt, you morons.
It's not a skinhead shirt.
All dogs are mammals.
All cats are mammals.
All dogs are not cats.
So I saw, I brought on a bluegaloo boy.
Now, the bluegaloo boys were invented as a reaction to the proud boys.
What?
Wrong, Mr. Research, Mr. Journalist, Mr. Commentary.
What?
That's adorable.
See, this is the best way to gauge how bad journalism is is to see when they talk about things you know about.
Could be your hometown, could be your favorite band, and you'll notice they get 80% wrong.
That's true of all the shit they cover.
There are people who are gun nuts and they call themselves libertarians, but they're anti-racist.
They're pro-Black Lives Matter.
They provided security for Black Lives Matter protests.
Where?
They're pro-LGBTQ.
In fact, the guy I interviewed was gay.
Whoa.
That's crazy.
The guy you interviewed was gay.
There's no gay Proud Boys.
Proud Boys beat up gays, right, Jimmy?
Look how kind of like perplexed they look too.
They're like, what are you saying?
They're so nice.
They were reaching out to people across every political spectrum.
Shut up, Jimmy.
You got your whole narrative from the internet.
You got to get out of your house, people.
And then here's someone saying, I used Rogan to recruit Proud Boys.
McInnis used a later appearance on Joe Rogan Recruit for the Proud Boys.
The pair giggled about rape.
I couldn't figure that out.
And then we looked it up.
I think we did this on the show, right?
And we were laughing about how one of the girls was like, no, no, no.
And you go, okay, fine.
Then you find out later.
She was like, why didn't you fuck me?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's giggling.
And hitting women and political violence for hours.
And the Proud Boys exploded in popularity.
That's not true, though.
The Proud Boys didn't explode in popularity.
Don't bother showing that.
Seven seconds got to be full of context.
Well, let's see what it says then.
This is the woman.
Juliet Desk is the woman who helped put John Kinsman in jail.
In the name of fighting racism, she took a father away from three black kids.
What a hard-working gal.
Thank you for fighting the good fight against hate and depriving Liberty Kinsman and her siblings from their father, John Kinsman.
Leaving Zenoa, a black woman, to raise the children by herself, by the skin of her teeth.
Who recognized me from the Joe Rogan podcast?
That thing is fucking, you wouldn't believe how much that changed my life, that one podcast.
Oh, smoking guns.
So because I kept having people come up to me after the Joe Rogan podcast and go, hey, you're the Joe Rogan guy, especially in Britain.
Ergo, the number of Proud Boys went up.
Zero proof of that.
And you're going to have a lot of trouble finding proof of that because it's not true.
The numbers exploded.
Who says?
You know what exploded the numbers?
Ethan Nordine, Rufio Panman, the punch heard around the world.
Were you at the next Proud Boys meetup after that punch?
You mean Westfest or?
No, no, no, no.
At the pub, the entire second floor was shoulder to shoulder from 30 the previous week.
And that punch was, I've told the story 100 times, but Patriot Prayer had a rally, a free speech rally.
It was permitted, which means they had a permit, which means they had to go through police barriers, which means they were checked for weapons.
So Proud Boys, Patriot Prayer had no weapons.
Antifa was waiting outside the rally to kill Joey Gibson.
Ethan Nordine and the others, Ethan's in jail right now for the meandering, by the way.
They said, no, that's not happening.
Joey's getting safely home.
They escorted him home.
They were attacked by mobs of armed Antifa, who, by the way, all had that very expensive collapsible asp, that collapsible baton, all brand new.
And Ethan was there.
He took two or three to the arm and said, nah, I'm going to knock you out.
And he knocked him out.
Rufio Panman, you got it.
You should have that video ready.
That, at least in New York City, I can't speak for every chapter, drastically increased membership.
But Joe Rogan, it made me more famous.
Police are telling us that you're guessing that that instantly links to...
What are you doing?
Oh, it looked like it for a second.
Look up Rufio Panman.
There's a great thing about the centipede.
Oh, dude, in my video game I bought, I think it has centipede.
Nice.
Oh, I thought you hate video games, Gavin.
I like playing stand-up video games with my kids because it gets them out of their rooms and we bond.
Oh, my God.
I don't watch Disney cartoons alone.
I watch them with my children.
Speaking of video games, some comments are coming in from a clip from Destiny and you.
And even his fans, they admit they.
Look at that fucking avatar.
I want to punch you.
These are the people that like you now.
Roll a ball.
We make fun of the boomers all the time.
Imagine an American baby boomer male having that as his avatar.
It's impossible.
even deadbeat shitheads like your dad, he would never do that.
His avatar would be his face.
I think so.
Gavin's funny AF.
From a pure comedic standpoint, I think Gavin were amazing.
Okay.
Gavin McGinnis is hilarious.
You don't need to see these, Ryan.
Who cares?
Because there's a good one.
Imagine playing video games.
He's too entertaining.
This one.
It's a shame Mr. McInnis insulted gamers, considering him punching the mic after pissing in a bottle mid-debate was pro-gamer move, I'd say.
That's very funny.
With his Pokemon emoji.
Someone sent me the reviews for my audiobook version of Death of Cool.
Very positive stuff.
You should check out the audiobook, Death of Cool.
Oh, here's the punch.
Now, here we go.
This changed Prowboy's membership drastically.
And it was self-defense.
One, two, good night.
And then she's trying to get involved.
Get out of here, bitch.
I'm taking this weapon from you guys.
Why is she getting involved?
I don't know, man.
That's crazy, man.
If I was there and I saw them people punching each other, I'd be like, wow, man.
Hot dang.
Is this Theo Vaughn?
Yes, sir.
I heard you have a crush on Bobby Lee's wife.
I can't speak to that, man.
I mean, I know people think maybe like me and Thompson Girl.
Let's get to the mailbag.
It was Thompson Girl.
Right?
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.
Let's turn our eyes together.
Let me touch it.
What a jam-packed show.
Totally jam-packed, man.
Gang, gang.
A little long.
But uh.
Okay.
Opening song, smash to subscribe.
Okay.
Okay, and the song is Tatsuro Yamashita.
Yamashita.
Gay so far.
Is it about Kevin Spacey?
You're wasting our time, sir.
Jump in the middle.
Okay, fuck you.
Thanks for wasting our time.
That song sucks.
Jack, Ryan in Ottawa.
Gab, it was great to see Ryan make the trek all the way up to the trucker rally in Canada, do some on-site reporting.
He really went the extra kilometer.
I get it.
And then he's holding a sign that says, do people really need to choose between a vaccine and their livelihood?
I thought I had left China already.
Guys, when I had that Asian midget and I said it was Ryan working out, that was very funny.
You're not being funny.
Yes, this is clearly Arthur Kwan Lee.
Yeah, you can't just grab a random Asian.
And plus, since I've done that midget, you have to be better than that.
So I've raised the bar to possibly unreachable heights.
I don't know.
I think I hit that height.
Somebody brought this up to me here.
And they called it a wish.com version of me.
And I am.
Highs and lows.
Shitty teeth, weird mustache.
Yeah, we're getting long hair.
Not fat.
Shitty music.
Well.
Hey, G-Dog and giggles.
I think you underestimate just how influential or how you've changed other people's views for the betterment and happiness of their lives.
I know it's more humble to say it, but I just want to personally say you've changed the course of at least one Gen Z's life choices.
I'm not only peacocked, but I wear suits properly with the tie done up more often than I'm in my now coming 20s.
Is he a teenager?
I've read so much more books and talked with everyone I shake hands with.
I've realized everyone is much more endearing and interesting than I thought.
I've gotten more laid than ever, just being more honest and open with the birds.
Maybe he's British.
Not to mention the helpful eating out tips.
Start slow, guys.
You're not a pig at the trough.
Take it very easy.
My family and close friends have always come first, as every viewer should.
Oh, yeah, he says he's learned about loyalty from talking to everyone he shakes hands with.
That's why right-wingers love the family and the left seeks to end it, just because of daddy issues and fucked up anecdotal evidence or dumb, self-indulgent boomers.
My father left me at a very young age.
This is what we were talking about earlier.
But that doesn't define me as a man or make me think family is bad long term to all of the men of single parents, grow a fucking pair and keep the family.
Gavin McInnes is not the Nazi that nerds who never lived and aren't loyal accuse him to be.
And who continued...
This sounds like I wrote this letter.
And who continue to destroy lives because of some fucked up revenge on the happy people who just wanted the loner in the corner to join the party.
At the end of the day, when all said and done, G-Dog is just the same peace punk rocker from Canada who's not afraid to speak about what's truly important in this world and poke fun here and there for our amusement.
Because life is only so long.
Keep giving her shit, bud.
Now I think you're Canadian.
God bless your family and yours too, G-Dog.
I mean, God bless your family, Ryan, and yours too, G-Dog.
I hope you still write down what you wanted to say to your grandma, Gav.
Sincerely, Dakota Fremont in Montana.
Hell yeah.
Gavin, I doubt you're remembering, but I saw you a couple years ago while you were ice skating with your family in Colonial Williamsburg.
I fangirled, and I know you hate that.
I won't bore you with how long I've been a fan and all that jazz.
I want to maybe correct you on something you said on episode 132 with Maddie.
You said probation and parole officers are lefties.
I've been a probation officer in Colorado and am now a probation parole officer in Virginia.
And while I can only speak for the districts I've worked in, the career field as a whole is pretty red.
The majority of us are prior military and law enforcement.
We have to enforce the policy of the lawmakers.
We don't have to agree with them.
We rarely do.
So look at it the way you do.
The cops fuck the probation officers' bosses.
I love your show.
I like you more than a friend.
Maybe I should have been more specific then, because I know it to be true of New York.
All these anger management classes and fucking Probation officers tend to be dickweeds.
And they talk for hours in these classes about how America's racist and, you know, fucking, what do you call it?
Trigger warnings, all that kind of stuff.
Right, Ryan?
Trigger warnings?
Terrible.
No, no, you know what I mean, though, like these anger management classes.
Yeah.
They're black, usually.
Yeah, everyone in the audio, everyone that goes to anger management is for domestic violence is black and Hispanic, mostly Hispanic.
And they're not PC.
They're blue collars.
So while the teacher of the class is constantly going on about racism, they're like, what's this got to do with anything?
They hate it.
So that's New York.
And we should have Maddie come in and talk about this.
He's dealt with a hell of a lot more probation officers than me.
I just hear the stories.
Okay, is that it?
Oh, this one's cool.
The Atlantic one?
What's the Atlantic one?
You did it.
You meme the bald eagle into everyone's conscience.
There's literally no reason to say that.
No, that's not a good one.
There's no bald eagle mentioned there in a funny way.
Oh, there sure is.
Look.
No, it's just the bald eagle.
They never say the bird which is.
Well.
So that's not a good letter.
I mean, I see it right here.
What?
America's love-hate relationship with the bird, which is the bald eagle.
You changed it.
No, I didn't.
I promise.
You trick me, Ryan.
I do.
You play crazy.
You play crazy, crazy games.
It's like I put peepee in your coat, dog.
Okay, last one.
Mailbag question.
First off, I just want to say I'm a new subscriber.
I decided to subscribe after seeing all the clips from various YouTube channels.
I think those clips are up and they stay up on YouTube because the fat loser, gamer, YouTube nerds think that I don't like people stealing my content.
I love it.
If it's under 10 minutes, please go bananas.
I would say that allowing them to steal your content might be a good idea after all.
I'm not too familiar with Gavin's previous work, but I knew he probably wasn't an insane white supremacist like the media makes him out to be, and I was surprised at how normal he actually is.
I'm getting that a lot these days.
Ryan is really funny too, and his impressions are all shitty.
He really annoys me and he sucks.
I can't believe anyone fucked him.
He's the most boring guy in the world and a stupid loser jerk who totally sucks shit balls.
It's like you weren't even reading half of that.
No, that's what I'm reading the letter.
I don't know, man.
Seems like you just read that off the page, man.
I was like, dang.
His pressions are hilarious.
I'm really loving all the content on the site.
And after explaining everything, I found that I really liked the off the record show.
But I guess that's something you did a long time ago.
Yeah, maybe we should do off the record.
All right, let's get to the final vid.
I want the show.
What if we did the whole show with that camera 2 angle?
That'd be interesting.
That would be exciting.
Exciting, maybe.
At my gym, the dudes there, the old school boxers, like my age, I think of them as old and they're probably younger than me.
They fucking hate Red Bull.
Oh, yeah.
Monster energy drink I brought.
No one notices.
They know half of us are on pre-workout, which is just tons of caffeine.
I bet a chemist would have trouble distinguishing between Red Bull and pre-workout.
It's all the same shit.
It's all just caffeine.
There's no magic powders at the end of the day.
But they go, I go, where's my Red Bull?
The coaches will throw it out.
I go, who touched my Red Bull?
They go, you can't have that shit.
I go, it's just caffeine and sugar.
And they go, no, it's that other stuff.
And they mention that, what is in Red Bull?
Taurine.
Taurine.
Taurine's a made-up bullshit thing.
It's not a magical thing.
It's all energy drinks are just sugar and caffeine.
That's it.
They used to say taurine was from a bull's balls to get me to not drink it.
It's not dangerous.
In fact, here's a video of a guy having a Red Bull, and everything is perfectly fine.
It turns out great for him.
He just has a little bit of a caffeine buzz after.
See, look.
He's got one of those Red Bull king cans.
He's doing great.
He puts it down and experiences zero harm.
What is the danger here?
Did that horn go up his ass?
Holy shit.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave and never stop fighting.
Inexplicable stomach growl.
From the pit of it, like a fucking terrier hit me.
Despicable, dummy down.
Ridiculous.
Tone is found.
Shoot off at the fucking mouth with a missile or thundercloud.
Hundred-pound pistol, pull the trigger, this gun will sound.
And you get a fucking digital underground.
He's just crazy.
Mr. You okay, man?
With a ramp post, the handle, sucker.
A damn boat cutter.
A sandal, a candle, butter, a candle, rubber, beano, a brando, sucker, some handle.
Cutter, making me tampoo.
Same trampo.
And there's nothing smart about you, Jim.
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