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Feb. 11, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S4E87 - BIG JOE MUFFERAW
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I oh, the best man in Ottawa was Mapara Joe Mapara Joe Big Joe.
Live from New York, it's Get Off My One with Kevin McGuinness.
Big Joe, the old folks say what the old folks say.
And they say Big Joe had an old bat frog.
Bigger than a horse and he barked like a dog.
And the only thing bigger than a train upon a track was Big Joe Redding on the bullfrog's back.
Hey, my, hey, oh, the best man in all the water.
Come on, British white.
Muffara Joe.
This sounds like bullshit.
And they say Big Joe used to get real wet, cutting down timber and working up the sweat.
Okay.
And everyone will tell you around Carlton place.
The Mississippi drip off of Big Joe's face.
What?
Hey, my, hey, ho.
Yeah, that's Stompin' Tom Connors, Muffara Joe, is the song.
And I gotta be honest, I'm from Ottawa.
Lived there from 1975 at the age of five to 1989, 88 at the age of 18 when I moved out of my parents' house, moved to Montreal.
But I love Stompin' Tom.
I love Ottawa.
But that song sounds like a fucking lie.
Did you hear any of the lyrics?
This story's already bullshit.
Yeah, I'm not buying it.
Like, this is the crazy...
This is where it gives him away, and you can tell it's bullshit.
Joe had to portage from Gatineau town to see a little girl he had in Kempville town.
He went back and forth so many times to see that gal.
The path he wore became the Rideau Canal.
He couldn't have been that big.
Well, listen to this one.
Yeah, they say Big Joe put out a forest fire halfway between Renfrew and Old Arnprior.
He was 50 miles away, 50 miles away, down around Smith's Falls, when he drowned out the fire with five spitballs.
Fucking liar.
I call bullshit.
Well, he jumped in the Calabogee Lake real fast and he swam both ways to catch a cross-eyed bass.
But he threw it on the ground and said, I can't eat that.
So he covered it over with Mount St. Pat.
This is all bullshit.
None of this is true.
You don't make a Rito Canal path unless you do the pathway like one million times and you're 100 feet tall.
I call bullshit on Big Joe Mufferall.
All right, we get it, Gavin.
Move on.
Today's a very Canadian-themed show because we're very happy with the boys up north.
We want to take off to the Great White North.
I was thinking, I should go there.
We should have been there this week.
But then I thought, no, they'd use that against the truckers and say the founder of a hate group has been there.
See, it's more proof it's a hate group, blah, blah, blah.
They're not getting the same hatred that the Jan 6 meanderers got, though.
You got to say...
Well, slow down, slow down.
There's obviously plenty of liberals saying, fuck these people, and we'll get to them.
But generally, the general consensus is different.
I think Jan 6 paved the way for the right to be taken seriously.
And everyone loves the truckers.
The Nazi narrative has failed.
The narrative that the insurrection was the worst thing in the world, I think that stuck.
This is my shirt, by the way.
You can write about this all you want, hate bloggers.
I think they successfully spun Jan 6 to be the worst thing in the world.
As far as the media goes, but as far as like your average American, I mean, we're divorced, right?
So there's 50% liberal, 50% conservative that narrowly the two shall meet.
Out of the conservatives, I would say most think it was very unfortunate.
Most aren't mad at them.
But as far as like, that was horrific, that was the worst thing ever, I'd say maybe 5% of conservatives.
As far as liberals, let's check in on my little Asian sidekick here.
Ryan.
Yeah, fuck.
I mean, I don't know whether I should weigh in or not.
Who are you?
Are you Cody?
No, I'm fucking Chadwick Moore.
Oh, Chadrick Hoser Moore.
Yep.
What percentage of liberals think the insurrection was an insurrection?
Oh, fucking probably at least fucking like 98%, fuck.
Really?
Probably.
That sort of shows...
Jan 6 is a great way to show how different we are as a country right now.
The separation.
Now, with Canada, I'd say Canada is not 50-50.
Canada's more like 65-35 liberal.
It's mostly liberal.
But I'd say 75% of Canadians support the truckers.
I'll go down to 60.
But that's the vibe I'm getting.
They're multiracial.
They're not against the vaccine, obviously.
They're against the mandates.
And if there's one group that's allowed to be against mandates, it's guys who are in hermetically sealed booths where their office chair is literally right below their bed.
If I slept at this desk, do you think I need the vaccine?
Anyway.
Jan 6 Republicans.
People that buy into that.
Ted Cruz, he's a Jan 6 Republican.
He buys into it.
Yeah, that's the grossest thing.
Like, even when our people screw up, I don't like to call them out on it.
It just feels yucky.
Yeah, and then there's George Floyd Republicans, which like, they're like, oh yeah, that was totally the worst, you know?
And it's like, no, it wasn't.
Yeah.
It was a meaningless moment.
It wasn't that crazy.
You know what I mean, man?
I don't fucking care.
It was basically what happened.
It happens every day.
Like, do a ride-along.
From now On starting today, this second, you're not allowed to talk about the police unless you've done a ride-along.
New rule, new rule.
And I was checking out a Burt Kreischer, Your Mama's House, I think it's called, with Kyle Dunnegan, because I have a gay crush on him.
And I didn't know this.
Kyle Dunnegan's brother's a cop.
And then Bert Kreischer was talking about all the ride-alongs he does because cops like him.
And he goes, I was just amazed at how many EDPs there are.
What percentage of their job is just dealing with the mentally ill?
I would add liars.
90% of their job is just being lied to.
What are you doing here, sir?
Oh, my cousin had, I was trying to pick up his truck, but he lost the keys.
So then I was over at his house trying to get the keys for my friend because I had to borrow money to pay him back.
I just, okay, I don't believe you.
Constantly getting lied.
Like, you and I, we don't really get lied to that much.
When you think of our day-to-day, we buy a submarine sandwich.
We go and get a beer.
Well, you don't because you're a fag.
You know, we get some repair done.
We buy a screwdriver.
It's all honesty all day.
How much is this?
It's $8.99.
Okay, thank you.
Getting lied to?
That must chip away.
No wonder they're so funny.
They have to be.
All right, let's just...
We're not going to start the show.
This is just still fucking around.
Someone sent me a workout video of you, Ryan.
And dude, the weights you're lifting with regard to your size are insane.
You, I don't, I'm glad.
I started copying Ryan, by the way.
I'm taking his same pre-workout free plug here.
What's it called?
Gorilla Mind?
Gorilla Mode.
Gorilla Mode.
I also am using Gorilla Mind, which is a nootropic formula that makes you focus and concentrate.
And I think it's working.
Well, we'll see today.
Today, Ryan's going to be smart.
I got to say, this Gorilla Mind, I actually get better.
Like I did this thing with two 30-pound weights where I sit down on a box, then I stand up and go like this, and then sit down.
Yeah.
The first 15 almost gave me AIDS.
The second 15 was better.
The third 15, I might as well have been lifting feathers.
Isn't that amazing?
You know what it is?
It's the focus.
So if you're thinking about other shit, it's like, ah, it sucks.
But if you're just linked into your muscles, you're like, this is the only thing I want to do.
I also was thinking about, you know, when my wife was giving birth and I fucked up and I said, look, this is all going to be over soon.
That was dumb.
You don't talk about the future.
You talk about the here and now.
And so we're going to get through this contraction.
Gentlemen, if you're at childbirth, don't make the same mistake I did.
Don't talk about the next 13 hours.
Focus on the next 10 seconds.
And my cousin was talking about this, living in the moment.
And I've noticed that with working out, it's stupid to go, oh, we got to go three more sets of this, 15 each, and then we've got to do the whole thing.
No, no, no, no.
Right now, this particular pull, focus on that one.
It's true.
Anyway, I'm better than Ryan at pretty much everything, but I have to hand it to him.
The weightlifting is the one area where he thrives.
And this video, this video shows the incredible.
So there's video of me?
Yeah, someone filmed you working out.
Sick.
I can't wait.
Yeah, it's...
Look at that.
Now, what's that bar that you're using there?
Look how pumped he is.
Wow.
Dude, you're shredded.
Did you, this is, did you shave for this?
I don't, where's your mustache?
Okay.
Looking good, my man.
Those look like 30-pounders right there.
I like your lats.
Thanks.
I mean, good for him, but.
Dude, you're not going to get any pussy.
I'm sorry.
You can be shredded.
You're a midget.
I mean...
You can bonk your head on some pussy, but...
There's no girl going, I would fuck that midget, but he's not muscular enough.
Right.
I mean, it definitely adds points to whatever he was before that.
Yeah, but we're playing with tiny margins.
He's the last one.
Here's a secret if you're handicapped or you're a little person or you're crippled, like Crip Daddy, our own Crip Daddy.
Well, this is an advice for him because he's in a chair.
But if I was like severely burned or a freak, like my eyes were up here or something, be the singer of a band.
I saw this girl on a TikTok moment.
She has an eye here, an eye here, and then this is all smushed down.
Like she looks like she's from the new Star Trek, and she's never going to find a guy.
Sorry.
I don't make the rules.
These are just the way it is.
Can we get rid of you working out, please?
I just want to say, isn't it cool that you can like pay for a quarter sleeve and it fills up your whole arm?
That's got a rule.
And I'm looking at her going, join a metal band.
You'll be drowning in cock.
Join a band.
What would you call that?
TikTok girl with facial.
Oh, you'll never find her, dude.
I've never seen this handicap before.
The eyes are here and here.
So move my eyes over a quarter inch and then make all this slope down.
And she's doing things like she's putting on makeup and stuff.
And you go, okay, you're 1% prettier.
You've got a square head.
Now you're a 0.02 as opposed to 0.01.
What are we doing?
What are we doing here?
Let's.
Also, before we start the show, movie talk.
Oh, that should be a fucking thing.
Does it kind of look like this middle chick?
Yeah, but way worse.
And it's real, not a filter.
And it's not a filter.
It looks like a filter.
Yeah, I've been watching some films, and I thought we should keep it light on a Friday, have some fun before we get into the convoy.
And I saw this film, The Gardener.
I actually didn't see it.
I stopped it.
It was so fucking bad.
I wanted an action movie.
There's not...
Hollywood is not fucking doing their job.
They put out a movie a month, and it's an entire city's entire industry.
We should have a movie a day.
What the fuck are you doing?
365 movies should be on.
So you look up action movies, new releases, and there's basically nothing.
So I find this guy who looks like Charles Bronson.
He's no relation whatsoever.
Just the same weird race.
You know, when Eastern Europe starts getting near Asia and all the tough guys look like chinks, they look like Mongolians.
That's him.
So he's got the same DNA as Charles Bronson, like that weird Slovakian thing.
My wife has it.
Okay, that woman you just saw get shot in the head.
It's a beautiful house.
In the movie, he blows her head off.
She's a pregnant woman.
It's how they start the movie.
Guess what she's doing after she has a bullet hole in her head?
Stop the trailer.
I'm watching her, and she's like this on the floor.
No.
After getting shot in the head.
Yes.
Now, I get that the actress fucked up.
Where's the director going, Maggie, Maggie, you're still hold your breath.
You're dead.
Where's the editor to cut that part out entirely?
Sure, yeah, good point.
The editor could have taken a frame of her body, right?
Yeah.
You could just cut that square, freeze that as the rest of the screen is moving, right?
Like in How to Be a Man, when the girl throws a Gatorade bottle at me and I couldn't stop going like that, they cut my eyes out.
So my eyes are like this as the Gatorade bottle comes at me, even though my eyes are like this.
So you can, the technology exists.
I'm watching her, not just once, but like three times.
I'm watching her stomach like.
You have no brain.
You're dead.
So it's about a home invasion and this nice, sweet gardener, Charles Bronson, ends up killing everyone.
I haven't seen it yet, though.
So I probably shouldn't be discussing it on the show.
But it was so bad I had to turn it off.
Okay, continue.
By the way, those guys are casing the joint.
They're in the middle of the country.
They're casing the house with blueprints.
The fucking schematics of the house, they're parked in front of the house in the middle of nowhere.
Now, even if they don't have cameras, which everyone does, are you not concerned someone's going to Malcolm X the window and be like, why is there a car parked outside staring at us with plans of our master bedroom?
Can't you do that at home?
Back at your headquarters?
It's beyond student film, bad.
We should probably watch it with Maddie.
Maybe that's why I stopped.
Why isn't his face hidden?
Why does your gardener live with you?
It's a very high-maintenance gardener.
Even if it's a 40-hour a week job.
Huh.
Is that her?
No, dude.
She's a circus freak.
You would literally pay money to see her.
Gardener.
He's with her.
He's a killer.
And so.
He's a killer.
Yeah, you showed up without a disguise.
What are you gonna do?
Save your family.
He's got a weird accent that's annoying.
Sounds French, but it's Hungarian.
Robert Bronze, not Charles Bronson.
Yeah, that's his whole thing.
I love this guy's story.
Do it yourself.
So that's the main guy.
They're showing the whole film.
I don't have to watch it now.
Wait, he had time during a home invasion to set up digital tripwires?
Good point.
Yeah.
And then I saw this other movie, which I don't know if I should recommend it.
It's called Jawbone.
It's a boxing movie.
I was looking up Paul Weller from The Jam, and what's he been doing?
Oh, he did the soundtrack to a movie.
Oh.
But there's no music in the fucking entire movie.
It's all.
Pink pong.
All right.
That's kind of weird.
I'm a Hollywood nigga.
I want like dramatic music during the fight scene.
You can even synchronize it with the punches.
I'm corny.
And in this movie, I made my wife watch it with me.
Actually, I made the whole family watch it, and all the kids left immediately.
But my wife was like, I don't know this guy.
I don't care if he dies.
And I thought, good point.
They could have used flashbacks and shown him as a cute little kid playing in London.
Hello, what are you doing?
What are you mocking about?
Oi!
That would have been cool.
And then we juxtapose it with this, and then we see why.
It's about an alcoholic boxer who's trying to get his life back together and just have one more fight just to clean the slate.
And it's all great actors like that dude, that fucking soccer hooligan Ray Winston guy.
I'm gay for him.
That guy.
I find one bottle of booze in here.
I want to get surgery to get that voice.
Can you kick me in the larynx?
That guy's in it.
Are you fine?
Which may have guessed from seeing him in the trailer?
Whatever happens up there.
You hear any music?
You are on your own.
If you want to get yourself smashed to bits, that's your choice.
But I promised Bill, I was going to get you ready for this fight.
And I'm going to honor that.
I'm going to honor that.
If you don't put it in this ring, outlaw's going to empty you.
You're going to get hurt.
Or maybe that's what you want.
I don't know what demons you're finding.
I think that, you know what?
Breaking down the sound here, I think it sounds like jump rope.
Like the little, the tap that.
And then.
Well, they kind of gave it away there.
Ray Winston.
I want to be Ray Winston.
People get surgery to become female.
I want to get surgery to become a better guy.
I want to become a large British fucking hooligan from East London with cancer.
Yeah, so there's no music in it.
So there's two problems here.
One is, I don't know who this guy is.
He didn't tell me his life story.
Now, I want to think outside the box: is that a good move?
Is there an argument for that?
Let's put a pin in that.
Second question, music that's just now, even when he has victories, the music isn't fancy, but maybe you don't feel like that.
You don't feel pumped.
So I could kind of get into that.
Because he's an alcoholic, so his life isn't going to be like, in the morning, it's doot, doodly, doo-doo-doo.
And then when I'm rocking, it's like, da-da-da-da-da-da.
That's too perfect.
Maybe people aren't like that.
So I'm open to the second thing.
It kind of bummed me out that I got the jam guy and there was no jams.
But maybe I just got to get over that.
But as far as not getting to know the guy, I don't think that's a good move.
You know?
I don't even know why he became an alcoholic.
Did his mother die?
All right, that's our reviews.
Let's start the show.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
Yes.
That's...
Let me just break this down for everybody who doesn't know.
This is the part of the show that we...
How do you say?
It didn't occur to you to have that ready.
By the way, I'm glad we can see your microphone with such sharp clarity.
It's plenty ready.
Okay.
Wait, it starts here, right?
Yes.
Whoa, look at that monster chuck.
It's going that way.
Oh, and there's Donald Trump's going by.
All right, let's get a great big convoy coming on down the line.
This is interesting.
So one thing you got to understand about Canada is the CBC, the state-run media, they're sort of running the minds of Canada, which is why Trudeau has been elected twice.
He's on his third term, folks, if you can fucking believe that.
I wouldn't even be that surprised if he got re-elected again.
Prime ministers have no term, no term limit.
It could be 100 years.
Just like his dad, Fidel Castro.
So there's a class divide in Canada, just like there is here.
We didn't think there was.
We always said, yeah, Britain has classism.
We don't have it here in North America.
And less so in Canada than America.
And one of the reasons is we're new countries.
There hasn't been time to have old money.
And Canada, you'd tune into the prime minister back when it was Stephen Harper.
And he talks like a plumber.
Hey, how's it going, fuck?
So here we are in Canada.
Hey, I'm running the whole fucking place.
Went over to that black guy's house there.
What's his fucking name?
Barack Obama there at the White House.
So that was cool because Canada is so young, as I say every time I discuss the country, that it got its flag in 1970 and its national anthem in 1980.
When I arrived there in 75 as a little kid, as a five-year-old, they had had their flag for six years.
This flag.
So it didn't really have classism.
But now when you see these truckers protest and the lack of understanding from the elites, you realize, wow, we are just as classist as Britain, both America and Canada.
Anyway, one of these elitist fucking cunt journalists said to one of the truckers, your kids should be taken away.
It's dangerous here.
Why'd you bring your kids here?
And the guy tore him a new ass.
They also just assume these truckers are dumb.
You must be stupid if you drive a truck, right?
You couldn't be capable of an argument.
Did you hear the statement that argued that you're not going to be able to do that?
That's what I'm hearing.
So you're saying that my teenagers are threatened for being in Ottawa?
Is that what you're telling me?
Answer my question.
We've all answered questions you answered mine.
Are my children in danger from the Children's Aid Society?
Are my children in danger for being in Ottawa?
Are my children in danger for being in Ottawa right now?
Tell me yes.
What do you mean by in danger?
You tell me you're coming here trying to say that the children are in danger.
You got to get safe because you guys are the messenger for the devil.
You tell me right now, are my kids in danger for being here?
Should I send them on the first train out of town?
Tell me now.
It sounds like the children's faith society is saying that you're not going to be able to get to the point.
So you're saying that my kids are going to get hurt?
I'm not saying anything.
I don't know.
It's not the statement that I'm looking for your reaction.
So you, so you want, you're telling me now that I should be getting my kids out of town.
I'm never going to get hurt.
The OCMP is going to come in here and do what to my kids.
What are they going to do?
Because you don't give a shit about nobody.
All you care about is your paycheck.
Yeah, good point.
Then there's this Harvard educated woman, rich journalist, just like him, with no life experience, who, remember yesterday we said everyone is interesting, doesn't talk to people.
The only time they talk to people is when they interview them for a story.
And even then, they just want their pound of flesh.
They don't want to get to the bottom of it, find out who you are, really learn anything.
They're just like, I need a little sound bite, then I'm out of here.
So your kids are in danger, right?
Yes.
Okay, bye.
But this woman's talking about, I sent this pic separately.
I think I texted it.
She's talking about slashing the tires.
The convoy protest, applauded by right-wing media as a quote-unquote freedom protest, no need for a comma, is an economic and security issue now.
The Ambassador Bridge link constitutes 28% of annual trade movement between U.S. and Canada.
Slash the tires, empty the gas tanks, arrest the drivers, and move the trucks.
Now, I love this tweet.
It was sent in actually by a baby monster.
I love this tweet because it talks about, it shows you how little she knows about trucks and the working class and anything.
Footage shows trucks and gridlock, Ambassador Bridge.
Is that the one?
That's the, yeah, that's the Detroit-Windsor Bridge.
A massive bridge.
A key trading link.
Now, slash the tires.
Do you have any idea the kind of pressure that's in a 18-wheeler's truck tire?
Do not slash the tires, no matter how you feel about them.
I don't care if the truck is human trafficking.
Try to stop that truck, but don't slash that truck's tires.
You will die.
They explode.
I included a video of truck tires exploding.
It's a big fucking deal.
And you'd know that if you'd ever spoken to a trucker in your life.
We had a trucker on the show last night.
Maddie's got all his trucking licenses.
Very fucking dangerous.
Go back to that woman.
Who is she?
No, I have a video of one exploding.
It's a safety video.
It's not that interesting, but what happens...
Wait, go back?
Where is she?
Harvard prof, CNN analyst.
That's it.
I remember.
She looks very familiar.
She might have waited on something and been retarded in the past.
Fucking cunt.
Huge forehead, too, again.
And what's it called?
Racism Never Sleeps?
What's her book?
Former Obama.
No, recently we've checked this chick out.
I remember her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Devil Never Sleeps.
Let me guess.
The devil is me.
Well, I do sleep, bitch.
Yeah, that's not fair.
Yeah, go to 2.6.
Shit is getting crucial down there in Detroit.
Well, the Canadian side, Windsor.
Look at that.
Yeah, so if you play out popping the tires, if you were to do that, and if that was a safe option, and then where do you start towing?
How does that work?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, good.
The bridge is cleared.
You pop the tires of the trucks.
Now, where are you taking those?
What do you think happens when you pop tires?
The truck goes to outer space?
It just ceases to be.
It's not a balloon.
The trucks are not inflated.
The tires are.
Inject them with helium.
Look at this 2.7 Trudeau talking about a trucker blockade in India that he was really happy with.
He's not going to recover from this.
His legacy has just been destroyed.
I am never going to politically recover from this.
This is about the protest by farmers.
This is about the protest by farmers.
The situation is concerning, and we're all very worried about family and friends.
I know that's the reality for many of you.
Let me remind you: Canada will always be there to defend the right of peaceful protest.
We believe in the importance of dialogue, and that's why we've reached out through multiple means directly to the Indian authorities.
Or to highlight our concerns.
Individuals are trying to blockade our economy, our democracy, and our fellow citizens' daily lives.
Sort of.
It has to stop.
It's not stopping, buddy.
About the protest by farmers.
Look at this.
Gwen Snyder is this Snyder.
She's a Proud Boys expert.
She documents them.
Every single woman who carefully, meticulously documents the Proud Boys is a childless hag with no hopes of ever having kids who has a sad spinster future to look forward to.
So they hate a pro-family group, especially when they're fat and ugly, because this pro-family group is full of men who were not interested in them in high school.
Gwen Snyder is a perfect example of that.
She's an Antifa member, apparently.
She's also a fat rights activist.
I wonder why.
Not a lot of skinny people are fat rights activists.
I think I'm the only one.
She says honking at the Freedom Convoy is a fascist dog whistle because it's HH.
Honk honk.
Oh.
Which means Heil Hitler.
Interesting.
She was educated, just like the tire slasher.
She's educated at the elite swathmore and asks for money as an expert on the far right.
How useless do you have to be to beg for charity?
I mean, sometimes guys on the right have to do it because they have been exercised from society.
But when lefties do it, it's particularly sad.
For folks not in the know, it's a 4chan thing.
It's a very loud not.
Look at her.
What would you say she is out of 10, Ryan?
Click on that.
Let's get a good look at.
I've never seen her before.
She always uses a cartoon icon for obvious reasons.
4.4.
That's very generous.
You're becoming a real feminist.
I could picture that there's...
Are you a fat rights activist?
No.
By the way, I hate all you baby monsters who go, what?
Fuck that.
She's a one.
Everyone's a one.
Shut up.
Even when I say someone's a 10, they're like, she's a six at best.
Would you fuck off?
I'd like to see you.
There has to be a bell curve here.
Footage of her getting.
I'm getting much more generous with tens.
Getting into her dress.
I think you should see a 10 once a month.
I'm going to say you say about 10 tens a year and 10 ones a year.
So start with that as your bell curve.
Getting back to that, Gwen Snyder, let me just sort of get into my head here.
Four, a lot, it's not a science.
It's an art.
And four, I got to go with my heart and how I feel and my bones.
Four feels too nice.
She's farther away from Tarana Burke than a three, I think.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, that's a great point.
I think there's a great point.
There's a couple of steps.
But Tarana Burke is a circus freak, and if you paid $3 at a circus to see the ugliest woman in the world, hippo woman or something, you wouldn't ask for your money back if you saw Tarana Burke.
For her, I would feel very ripped, like super ripped off.
Yes, of course.
So I'm not going to go as low as three.
Four seems way too generous, but not way too generous.
I'm going to go with the 3.75.
That's...
Yeah, I could live with that too.
Moola, Shut up!
Remember, Ezra Levant said that Canada, I mean, England is a dystopian time machine where you can see what we're going to look like in five years.
Remember when the British police would go to your house if you made a rude joke?
There was a guy who made some insulting comment about Nelson Mandela, and the police showed up at his house.
He tweeted something sarcastic about Nelson Mandela, and the police came to his house.
Now, this woman, I love the way they phrase it too.
The cops show up at your house, and they go, we're just letting you know, here's a pamphlet about peaceful protesting.
I'm not here to bother anyone.
Check this out.
Sorry, since you're at my home, can I just get your name and your badge number, please?
I have a card here.
Okay.
Eric Ingram.
Thank you.
And this is just some information about peaceful protests.
That's all it is.
Okay, so you saw something on my Facebook?
No, on the Facebook group.
Okay.
And decided to come to my personal residence to give me information about peaceful protest?
Yes.
Okay, so are the Peterborough Police...
No, you're with OPP?
Are you guys now monitoring people's Facebook pages or Facebook groups to who comments as to what their status updates are or what they're doing or within the group?
Because of the protest happening province-wide, yes, we have been monitoring the protests.
Okay.
So there's a protest coming up.
I'm simply providing you with information about a peaceful protest.
And now I'm leaving.
Oh, okay.
That's great.
It's perfectly innocent.
The Ontario.
Could you not have just DM'd her in Facebook?
Why did you have to go to her fucking house?
I'll tell you why, to intimidate.
Can you imagine if Proud Boys went to people's homes and said, hi, I noticed on Facebook you were commenting.
I just wanted you to know that it's a men's club, a fraternal organization.
Here's some pamphlets.
Okay, just throwing that out there.
People would shit their pants.
It has happened.
They do shit their pants.
And then we also heard, of course, that you weren't allowed to have a gas can.
Ladies and gents, welcome back.
I thought I time stamped that.
The next link.
What are you doing?
That was the next link after that.
Yeah, that's what I'm going through.
It's 3-0.
But I thought I had it right at the gas can part.
So they said we're going to, they started confiscating gas cans.
So they bought up all the gas cans in town, and now everyone has a gas can.
And they have water in it, nothing in it.
They've totally overwhelmed the police.
Everyone's walking around with a jerry can.
And they're not saying to bring gas.
They're saying, don't put any fuel in them.
Just carry the can.
Or put water in it.
Put whatever you want in it.
And immediately, in the evening when you can single certain people out because the crowds are thin, we already started to get cases where people started getting harassed by the police.
Here's one such case.
Okay, so we came here with a symbol to protest with Jericho.
And those two are brand new, filled with water.
And thank you very much.
Those are two brand new, filled with water.
Mine's over there.
We get it.
We get it.
I'm worried that we're getting convoy fatigue at this point.
Let's just go to 3-1.
Beautiful sight here.
I think this is in Alberta.
The Detroit border, that's Windsor.
That's still Ontario.
Ontario's fucking wide, man.
It takes days to drive across.
Trudeau must go.
That song's a jam.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Rocking on through the night.
I'm going to dig that up.
Yeah, there's a bunch of signs.
So our buddy Cody Canuck went down there.
He sent us a bunch of footage.
I haven't gone through it yet.
Let's just briefly breeze through it before we tie up the convoy in a bow.
Fucking Cody Canuck, fuck.
Okay, fuck?
Fucking.
So give me some Muffra Joe and I'll walk over there, fuck.
Oh, even better, bud.
Canadians say fuck to mean period.
Like, if you're throwing a Thrisbee, you go, mmm, fuck.
Oh, yeah, don't play Muffra Joe.
Play the song.
Hell yeah.
Or if you're stitching something, you go, mmm, fuck.
Fuck.
All right, what do we got here?
I haven't watched this yet.
This better be good, Cody.
Better be fucking good.
Fucking right.
Hey, Scotty cannot be a fuck.
We're out in the boat.
Has he edited this?
Oh, yeah.
Does what the truckers are doing make you want to blow them?
Sure makes me want to blow them.
I think that they're doing something that we should have all been doing this whole time, and that's being as vocal as possible.
So given the circumstances, would it be considered gay if I wanted to blow a trucker?
Probably not.
No.
Awesome.
Thanks a lot.
With everything the truckers are doing, doesn't it make you want to blow them?
Oh, yeah.
It wouldn't be considered gay under these circumstances, dude.
Just a favor for a favor.
Do you think if I got vaccinated, would it make me want to stop wanting to blow them?
It's very possible.
Depends if you got the placebos, but yeah, I've seen it.
I've seen it now.
Oh, boy.
What are they thinking of defenses?
How long they might have to stay there, right?
You're going to have to keep them warm somehow, right?
Yeah.
You know what we should do?
Stop.
Let's just make this a separate thing and put it up on the site.
Culture.tv presents and then just show that because I'm cluttering it here.
And that's the world's shortest green screen, folks.
That's going on the fucking site.
And let's move on with a different subject.
Fucking A, right?
But.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
No, that was a good call.
It's like 10 minutes of good quality stuff.
It should live on its own.
There's some standing watching a guy.
Some cameos in there, some hard-hitting people that we recognize.
Okay.
Let's get into racism.
That's always fun.
But I forgot to mention this in the intro.
Joe Rogan.
I got this from Kumia's Twitter feed.
He goes, you see, this is what you do.
You don't apologize.
You just stand your ground.
And when you don't falter, once they saw that the CEO was going to fire Joe, they gave up.
And they're out of ideas.
They don't know what to do with Joe Rogan anymore.
That's 2-1.
They run out of ideas and move on.
Well, I admit I'm out of ideas for what to do about Joe Rogan.
I'm officially out of ideas.
You see, they're saboteurs.
And by the way, you're a journalist.
We can lose the Canadian flag.
You're a journalist.
You should be focusing on conveying the news in an unbiased way.
Not, I don't know what to do about Joe.
I can't get him fired.
She just conceded that journalism is activism.
I thought this was a funny video going around.
It's heavily edited, but it still happened.
And it's awesome.
Two, three.
Okay, so just dig that up and we can.
You want to meet the devil?
Dude, the way pot is today, if I smoked weed on InfoWars, I'd just be a giggling mess.
There'd be no content.
Oh, yeah.
Paul Weller did the soundtrack, apparently.
I feel like I'm in another dimension right now.
What the hell?
I feel like...
Do you not feel this?
It's going on.
You know what's weird?
Austin is the most left-wing place.
Well, I'll let the video.
What the hell is going on here?
It's not just marijuana.
It's doing acid and ketamine.
Like hardcore psychedelics.
It's happening.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck is going to do to the world?
We're all going to die.
You are dead.
You're dead.
You're dead.
There's no getting around it.
This is death.
All right, that's funny.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, Austin is the most left-wing city in America.
Or at least it's in with Berkeley and New York City and West Hollywood and Portland.
And Alex Jones calls it home.
I've walked around Austin with Alex Jones.
No one has a problem with him.
I mean, he's been harassed a few times.
You've seen that.
But I didn't feel remotely unsafe.
I didn't feel like I had to fight.
We went to a steakhouse.
I've been to steakhouses in D.C. with Tucker.
We're at the back, and it's a super expensive one, and they know him there.
But this was, we were out with everyone else having steak.
Some woman came over and said, you're a huge inspiration.
Come to think of it.
I had dinner with Ann Coulter in New York, and we were on an outdoor patio with people walking by.
They could have thrown piss on her.
And the only, there was just one woman who came up and said, you've been a huge inspiration.
Me and my mom are obsessed with you.
Thank you for doing what you do.
I think it's because the liberals just sit and seethe because they're pussies.
Although one time I had dinner at another place with Ann, and no one had a problem with Anne, they had a problem with me.
And this old man came up to me and started going, COVID had just begun, so it wasn't that.
I've already told you this story on the show.
We were like 10 feet.
I was 10 feet away from him and he's going, ah!
I've told this story 100 times.
All right, it's been a long time.
Let's enjoy some good old-fashioned racism.
Agreed.
I'm a black female.
What other different...
What else could I have done to piss you off?
Black woman?
It is a dream.
This is really inconvenient.
I'm going to change my outfit to retain the sanctity of the Canadian intro.
By the way, you see this, speaking of racism and Rogan, crossover segue clip.
Yo, hey, you're not going to say that.
Right?
That's it, yo.
This is funny.
We can say that.
That's right, that's right.
Joe Rogan.
You heard that, Joe Rogan?
You piece of shit.
Yeah, we don't play around in Tampa.
You more shitty, don't play that shit.
Yeah, you ass.
So no apology, right?
No accepted apology.
Yeah, that's bullshit.
You're gonna accept that, Joe Rogan.
Joe Rogan, you show you're five foot four, Baldy.
Yeah, he's mad short to a second bald and shit.
My size, my break jaws.
Yo, that's nice.
Okay, you beat him up.
Hey, have a good night, guys.
He's short and bald and shit.
Yoba.
You must be jealous of this shirt.
Proud Boy Space Force chapter.
Damn, let's get high.
So that's it then.
That stupid video has changed the narrative, and now your average black person on the street thinks Joe Rogan's racist because he just discussed the word without calling it the N-word.
Well, there's a good retort video going out.
Idiotic.
Great retort video of him actually being...
How stupid are you?
Kind of cringe, saying that, you know, Michelle Obama rules and stuff, but to show that he's balanced.
Michelle Obama runs.
She wins.
She's good.
She's great.
She's the wife of the best president that we have had in our lifetime.
Scott.
Scott.
So why Is Barack Obama the best president we've had in a lifetime?
Because he was articulate.
I hate when people say that about black people.
Like they're surprised they learned English.
And he wants this is the problem with Joe.
He is, he does have racism in him, but the racism is putting blacks on a pedestal.
He thinks they're special creatures, like liberals do, because he's a liberal, ultimately.
Classical liberal.
I love Joe, but his politics annoy me, and his politics are very left-wing.
He thinks, like everyone in LA, no one in LA has any black friends.
You know that dude?
He has got a name like Paul Joseph Watson, Paul Lynn Tompkins or something?
Paul F. Tompkins.
He had his first black friend at the age of 35.
Where the fuck did you grow up?
Inside Rosanna Arquette's cunt?
How do you not know any black people until you're 35?
Yeah, where did you grow up?
Can you give me some real estate advice?
I want to move into your old neighborhood.
I hate his quirky suits.
Yeah, so if you don't know any black people, then all you see is what's on TV.
And what's on TV is brain surgeons that are fucking awesome rappers that can snowboard and fucking solve crimes.
I mean, I understand you thinking they're magic if you only see the ones on TV.
But they're just like you and me.
I thought this was a beautiful tribute to Black History Month, especially Emancipation Day from Kentucky Fried Chicken 3-4.
It's very inspiring.
This might be a, I almost said a vice t-shirt.
This might be a censored.tv t-shirt.
Isn't that powerful?
Wow.
Stunning brave.
It looks like that disease.
If that's a fist, it looks like that disease you often see in Southeast Asia, or when you see it, it's only in Southeast Asia.
It's called like treedman disease, where you get all these skin tags until you don't have any hands anymore.
You know what I mean?
Yep.
So I think Bob Saget's sister had that.
It's called scleroderma, derma, scleroderma.
Who doesn't know Bob Sagett's sister?
She's on the tip of everyone.
How the fuck do you know Bob Saget's sister?
He talked about it on Norm McDonald's show.
Double Rest in Peace.
Yeah, scleroderma.
Double rest in peace, double rest in peace.
But it's probably a wilder case where you turn into a tree.
Yeah.
Okay, that's enough of that subject.
I thought this was interesting.
Oh, let's do a good news segment within the racism segment.
So bring up the good news thing because I was talking to an officer of the law the other day, and he goes, this is all good news.
I said, how is it good news?
And he goes, people are seeing what's really going on.
The allegation earlier was that you see blacks getting arrested because cops are racist and they just don't like them.
They hate rap.
They're all country music fans, cops.
And when they see black people, it reminds them of their rival, rap.
And they go, I'm just going to fucking arrest you, you little bitch.
So that was the narrative for a while, and cops had to suffer through that.
No, I actually arrested him because he's a criminal.
No, you're a dick, and they should just be allowed to roam free.
And not by choice, cops went, all right, we're fired.
We're leaving.
And so they left.
And now you're seeing that it wasn't racism.
It was a serious crime problem within the black community.
For example, 3.5, this guy, we talked about him yesterday, right?
With the Gucci pattern on his face, just smashing one in the back of the head with a baseball bat.
That's who was getting arrested, you dummies.
It wasn't because he looks like a rapper.
It was just, Jesus, your internet is making me really mad.
Did we already show this yesterday or Wednesday?
On Kumia.
So the argument that he's making is this is actually good for the police.
How did he not knock her out?
That woman needs to start boxing.
That might just be twitching, right?
She's got an eye on her.
Her head does go up.
And so now everyone's seeing it.
They're going, oh, shit, okay.
There's bad guys out there.
And you were arresting bad guys, not necessarily black guys.
And then there's this Floyd arsonist who got away.
I think we're changing.
say and Marianne I can talk to you about this privately um I don't know why the village council would be afraid of litigation from a $24 million a year company while it it out a $65 million a year company.
I cannot believe you would make me audition for you.
You look like clowns.
I am not buffing.
I will take it all off the table.
That's all.
Thank you.
Oh, so he's got some plan that involves $65 million.
And he's saying, we'll kill that plan if you put up affordable housing.
And they're scared because the company that wants to put up the affordable housing is a $24 million company.
Very interesting.
And you know what's funny?
Like my neighborhood, the whiter the neighborhood, the more they cherish their blacks.
The black guy at the local bar I used to go to closer to my house, he drinks for free.
So he comes from Mount Vernon.
He drives to this bar and drinks Hennessy all night for free.
Why?
Because he's black.
Then there's a black UPS guy who comes in there at lunch.
I love the guy, great guy.
He doesn't order any booze at all.
He walks over to the microwave that's basically behind the bar, cooks his fish, has a Gatorade, watches TV.
No one says, oh, you need to buy something, sir.
No, no, no.
They're honored to have him.
You're so special.
Does the room smell different after cooking?
Yes, it reeks.
Right?
Yes, Jesus.
He's from like Trinidad and Tobago.
It's some big spicy jerk chicken fish fucking soup shit.
How does Dave Chappelle hit the mic to his knee when he does this?
He goes, listen, mate, I'm going to take my mic.
Yeah, he's always doing that, his floppy mic hand.
He doesn't do a roundhouse kick.
Rosanna Arquette is a perfect example of what I'm discussing, 3-8.
She lives in a neighborhood that is usually every time you look up a neighborhood, it says like Polynesian 0.08%.
It doesn't make any sense, but there's always, it's never a zero.
I don't think I've ever seen zero before until we looked at Rosanna Arquette's neighborhood.
Pacific Palisades.
I assume that's near LA.
Look at that.
Nice house.
Zero percent.
What are you gasping at?
That's crazy.
You never see that.
Yeah, that's what I just said.
Are you in the show or are you just watching it?
Listen, I heard you say it, but when you see it, it's different.
Now, go back, one.
See what he's responding to.
She said, I use black emojis.
There it is.
I am white, but I always choose a black emoji because black has always been beautiful to me since I was a child, and I honor black human beings.
I'm sure the blacks on the street who were saying, fuck Joe Rogan, really appreciate the fact that you choose a different colored digital icon.
Wait, that's a white.
I thought you said you used black emojis.
Whoops.
Your name is a white emoji.
You fucking a weirdo?
Uh-oh.
They lack awareness about white privilege.
Wait, some white people may choose yellow because it feels neutral, like The Simpsons.
But some academics argue opting out of skin color signals, a lack of awareness about white privilege.
So now we have to, like, these people are making it up as they go along, and they keep getting tangled up in their own fishing line.
Fucking dummies.
And then this was going viral yesterday, that bums are not just down on their luck.
They're fucking junkie loser parasites.
And they're severely mentally ill.
Like, the narrative is black people are doing badly because it's not their fault.
There's zero culpability there.
It's because of racism.
And then when they see bums in San Francisco and junkies, it's like, oh, they're just down on their luck.
They need a loan.
They need some tolerance.
Let them set up their tents and they'll work through this.
No.
It's just a loony bin.
All the drugs, too, are self-medication.
Let's go down.
No, no, you got to see the guy.
There he is.
But see the video of him.
Where are you from?
Louisiana, Texas, Julio.
How long have you been in San Francisco?
Since June.
If you're going to be homeless, it's pretty easy here.
I mean, if we're going to be realistic, they pay you to be homeless here.
When you said that San Francisco pays people to be homeless, what did you mean by that?
You mean that literally?
Yeah.
I mean, I get $620 a month, dude.
From general assistance?
How is that hard to get?
Phone call, bro.
Phone call.
200 food stamps and 620 bucks cash a month.
Wow.
Forget about it.
Why wouldn't I do it?
You know?
It's fucking free money, dude.
This right now is literally by choice.
Literally by choice.
Like, why would I want to pay rent?
I'm not doing it.
I got a cell phone that I have Amazon Prime and Netflix on.
We used to battle with the cops.
Now, it's like the cops are...
It's like they're your neighbor, you know?
The cops told us this morning, like, oh, it'd be easier if you guys packed up in the morning.
We wouldn't have to come out here.
And I'm like, what are you talking about?
He's like, pack up in the morning.
I'm like, why?
You know?
He's like, oh, okay.
And then went on, his two kids came up and they're like, hey, do you guys know where to get me OxyCott?
And they're like, I'm 15 and I'm 16.
You know, I'm like, I'm going to know what's going on.
Yeah, go ahead.
So that's the reality.
But look at how people talk about these people.
Jumped over to 4-7.
I thought this was fascinating because they're doing their politically correct thing about they need treatment.
They do need treatment.
They need a loony bin.
We need to bring back mental institutions.
Nothing else works.
By the way, I get the logic of the crackpipes and the syringes.
Crackpipes are hot.
They burn your lips.
You've got all this tissue here.
Your fluids are coming out.
Then you hand the crackpipe to someone else.
Now you're spreading disease.
I know you're saying, who cares?
I've smoked crack.
These are still human beings.
They need to go to loony bins.
But a band-aid solution is kind of crackpipes and syringes.
I've really been thinking outside the box this week, ostracizing people, but I'm not totally against syringes and crackpipes.
I know it looks bad on Biden, so I'm happy about that.
But that's not my point here.
My point here is that they're not taking this seriously because the politically correct thing is just to Pretend that this guy should be on the streets.
That's right.
I'm sorry, who was saying that?
I can't tell with the mask on.
Say that again?
I said, you know, if our goal is to actually save lives and improve the quality of folks' lives and provide people a pathway to wellness, then yeah.
And how do you, if somebody is addicted to drugs, then how do you get them to...
Is the goal to get them to not be addicted to drugs?
The goal is to save their lives.
I recognize also that there's a lot of people that use various substances.
I'm sorry.
Some of the mass country substances.
Yeah, there's a lot of people that use various substances.
And the majority of people that use substances use alcohol.
It's about the dignity of people who are trying to navigate our systems of oppression, systems of oppression, systems that work for people, our housing system that marginalizes people, then pushes them out.
It's about centering those people's life and making sure that their life has the same human value as everybody else.
But it's certainly true that...
I think we're good.
I think we're good.
Thank you.
Well, can I ask you a follow-up question?
Yeah, because you haven't really identified what your purpose is or anything like that.
I'm a freelance journalist.
Layton Woodhouse.
We could circle back around a little later.
You're a little hostile.
We don't really know what that is.
Because I'm asking is hostile.
So if you, like, it's a bizarre clown world where, you know, George Floyd can be beating the shit out of a pregnant woman, and it's fine.
He's just going through a rough time.
But if you, he's not even questioning them.
Well, he is literally questioning them, but it's in the most benign way.
So if you're not opening up a liberal's butthole and going gently, just nice soft licks, then you're hostile.
You're threatening them.
That's what fucking pussies they are.
That's how spoiled they are.
Look at this.
Go back to 4-0.
Here is an example of what they consider brutal police brutality.
You're hurting him.
Yeah.
That's how you arrest someone that's resisting.
You have to hurt them.
Try to put on pants on someone who doesn't want you to put pants on them.
You'll end up hurting them.
It's uncomfortable.
That's what resisting is.
Get off of him.
Get off of him.
You're on video.
You are on him.
You're hurting me.
You're hurting him.
Stop.
You are hurting him.
You are hurting me.
You get off of him.
You're on video.
Please.
You are on video.
I'm done.
Did you hear that?
I'm cold.
I'm cold.
Well, yeah.
I'm arresting you on snow.
You were wearing shorts.
Resisting also.
Two of those things could be true at the same time.
You're hurting him.
His Hitler mustache is not a smart move.
Is that Dave Landau?
I decided to arrest you because you were resisting arrest.
Is that the whole video?
No, Kiruk.
Please.
You're hurting him.
You're hurting him.
Stop.
Can you take your elbow off his arm?
You've been disrespectful to his horse.
Please get off his neck.
Oh, I'm cold.
Touch me, I will taste it.
You forgot I can't help you.
What am I doing to you?
I don't have this on the video.
I'm trying to get your elbow off my boyfriend's neck.
You're chunking me.
You're choking me.
You're chunking me.
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
I swear to God.
Get your elbow off his neck!
Get your elbow off his neck!
Help!
He's on his neck!
Please help!
This officer won't get off his neck!
Oh, Grindface, of course, is taking the guy's side.
Oh, yeah, of course.
They're criminals.
That white officer did no wrong.
See, proof.
Every time they show this proof, too, you're like, yeah, just turn around and let him cuff you and then sue his ass.
As we keep saying, just see.
They say, yeah, they also freak out when they punch the perp.
Yeah.
You ever been punched?
It reboots your hard drive.
They're pro-criminal on Grand Face.
I don't know if you realize.
Yeah.
It's not America's most trusted news.
They're like, white people, they're fucking crazy, man.
They suck.
And then they're like, here's black people killing each other for 16 posts straight.
Right.
And then they'll get shit for not being positive, so they'll have like a Harriet Tubman post.
Right.
Wait, what's he saying?
Touch me again, ma'am, and I'm going to have to tase you.
Just beat her up.
Like, this is a smoking gun.
That's the best video that Lando made since that white people video.
I thought that was good.
There is a time, though, when the police can get away with beating the shit out of people.
For one, if it's a Trump supporter.
If you beat the living shit out of a Trump supporter, we'll let it fly.
Oh, it's objectively reasonable.
Police beating of unconscious Trump supporter was objectively reasonable, department rules, Internal Affairs Bureau conducted probe and responsible police brutality complaint.
Yeah, and the difference, too, is that guy, all he was trying to do was give him a ticket, press charges, put his cuffs on.
On January 6th, a woman was beaten to death by cops.
Trampled to death.
And then another woman was shot in the neck by cops.
So if you are slightly rough with a guy on some soft snow, it's an outrage.
We can't believe it.
The guy needs to go to jail.
He'll fuck him forever.
But if it's a Trump supporter, you can literally shoot them in the neck and everything's fine.
And it was a black guy, Philip Anderson, who brought all this to light and said they're killing her.
Philip's gotten his teeth knocked out before.
Okay, that's...
We've got to wind it up, folks.
We're going to squeeze in some mailbags, right?
I believe so.
I want to keep the main body of this to an hour.
And that gives us time to relax at the mailbag and the final video shit.
So we're doing PBs or Bide?
Or mail?
Mailbag.
Alright.
Uh-oh.
I got a low bat.
Can you go to my briefcase and get my shit?
These batteries suck on this thing.
I only get like a day out of it.
You'd think by this time we'd have...
Oh, it died.
You'd think by this time we'd have batteries that last a week.
It seemed like that back in the 90s even.
Computers have gotten worse.
You know what's an interesting theory?
If nobody else has problems with their battery life on their Mac devices, and we do, maybe there's a program that is sending our information to like maybe some headquarters of some...
Oh.
Because I don't think this is a common problem with brand new, the latest technology with the M1 chips.
Well, maybe it never sleeps because it's recording us 24 hours a day, this poor, poor guy.
Poor guy?
Hey, FBI, you're making my baby tie-tie.
FB tie-tie.
Yeah.
Okay, we're back up.
Back up, folks.
Back up, back up.
Tell me what you're going to do now.
Someone was, by the way, you got a letter.
I don't know if we'll get to it today, but someone was saying we should give Maddie his own show.
We agreed on that.
You got to get over there and do Maddie's kitchen.
Yeah.
I want to GoPro on the ceiling.
His kitchen is smaller than your desk area.
So that'll be the joke.
But he's a really good cook.
So that'll be funny too.
Okay, these are some new ones I haven't checked for goodness yet.
The other day I encountered a mentally handicapped man who was very talkative.
He asked a lot of questions, and one of the first ones was, do you know Dar Man?
That made me think, I wonder what portion of Dar Man's fans are disabled, like mentally handicapped.
Did he notice kids are a huge market on YouTube because parents just plop their kids down in front of the screen and figure that the retarded audience may be untapped?
I'm sure the man I met enjoyed seeing adult topics portrayed for a low IQ audience.
Yeah, that's a good guess, sir.
A new demo.
Which, by the way, totally kills all our jokes about him.
Now we're assholes.
Yeah.
Because we're watching videos for special people and saying they're retarded.
Oops.
Speaking of retarded, as retarded as a Soros DA, your criminal justice policy mirrors that of Soros DAs.
Your stance on drugs and prison are absolutely retarded.
Every time you say all drugs should be legal or something as stupid as five years for everything, I contract AIDS.
Oh, geez.
Get your shit together and think of the logical outcome of your...
See, you're talking to me, young man.
I assume you're younger than me.
Like I haven't looked into this.
You're putting your brain in other people's heads, these dipshits who commit crimes and use hard drugs.
Love pretty much all your other opinions, but I might be retarded for that too.
So look up Eastern State Penitentiary, the jail, look up its history and how successful their five-year bid was.
And also look up the range of deterrence from five to ten.
I understand if someone kills anyone in my family, I'm going to go kill them myself.
But to hear someone murdered your family and got five years, it would piss you off.
But what works?
And big long sentences don't work.
Hi, Gavin.
I'm not the sort who writes in much, but I've been a lawyer's subscriber, blah, blah, blah.
I'm a graphic.
Okay, that's about my personal shit there.
I wanted to reach out to World Radio Day.
Fuck off.
People tell me to get on Gab a lot.
Hey, Gab, the other dude, this guy has the sprinkles.
I hereby predict that this will not have the sprinkles.
Oh, yeah, this guy's great.
Yeah, I wasn't he just on Rogan?
He was.
He was.
Yeah.
I like him.
My wife loves him in the show with Andrew Schultz and stuff, but the Wigger thing, the Igger, because he's an Indian.
It really bothers me.
He's like, yo, but for real though, no cat.
We have to.
You know what he's like?
He's like Randy.
He's like...
He is Randy.
Yeah.
He's like Randy.
Irony.
About a poo.
Here is a brown man, married to a beautiful brown woman, owns his own business, selling overpriced products to unwitting white people.
A poo is not racist.
He's the American dream.
Yeah.
How's that a joke?
It makes a good point.
Remember that comedian who got a poo canceled?
And that was his whole identity?
Where is he?
Where has he gone?
Nowhere, because he's talentless.
Canceling gets you a moment in the sun, but if you have nothing to back it up, you go back into the hole.
This guy.
Hari Kumdabali Kundabolu.
Remember him?
Yeah, yeah.
How are we doing?
Ari, let's check on the news.
Look, it's all a poo.
Search him with news, and I bet nothing's going on.
Black eyes from skull fracture is real.
It's called raccoon eyes, and it's real.
There's also something called battle sign, where you get bruising behind the ears from a skull fracture.
People feign all kinds of ways.
It's real.
It's not a publicity stunt.
Maybe I'm wrong.
I just, last night, after a few beers, it really felt like it was fake.
But I thought you get black eyes if you hit the front of this part of your head because the blood drains down into your eyes.
She hit the back of her head.
You get raccoon eyes from the back of your head?
I thought it was blood draining underneath your skin.
Gavo and Keef Daddy, I came across this retarded article on CNN and they shout you out.
Retardical.
The question of silencing Joe Rogan.
So this guy had never heard of him before.
He has the stupidest name I've ever heard.
I think it's even worse than felonious.
Pennial.
Pennial?
Penile?
Penile?
Penile.
Penial.
Penial.
Remember that punk band, Rudimentary Peni?
It sounds like penial.
It sounds like of penis.
Like there was a lot of jokes, a lot of them were pineal, and I'm getting a little old to be constantly hearing your pineal and your defecation jokes.
Pineal, Latin, to be of penis.
Yeah.
Oh, I want to suck your cock.
Adjective.
I want to feel your cock, man.
I want to touch it.
Can you make this conversation a little less penal, please?
God.
I have other parts of my body, you know, like my nipples.
You've never touched them.
Look how erect they are.
Penial.
You should sue your parents, penial.
Can you go get that?
Controversy over Joe Rogan, blah, blah, blah.
So the headline is, don't pretend you don't know what Joe Rogan is all about.
Don't pretend you don't know.
That's already clunky writing.
You know what Joe Rogan is all about.
Don't pretend otherwise.
Don't pretend you don't know what Joe Rogan is all about.
Stop pretending you are ignorant.
Anyway.
So he goes on.
He's a successful professor, of course.
It's not hard.
But when he talks about what is really important, which is me, he goes this bizarre sentence that is almost a paragraph long.
He goes, they did not want their work to share digital space with the loquacious podcaster.
Ooh.
I used to think loquacious was slow, but it means talkative.
They did not want to share their digital space.
So he's talking about the Spotify people, right?
They did not want their work to share digital space with a loquacious podcaster, Dash Dash, who, beyond the N-word and misinformation criticisms, has also helped build the profile of Proud Boy's founder, Gavin McInnes, whose group has used violence to foster political support for a racially intolerant agenda.
Like, how do I sue someone for saying something like that?
It's too ambiguous.
So they've used violence to foster support, like, it's not even in English, for a racially intolerant agenda.
I mean, I know what he wants you to think when you read that.
He wants to think that we beat up people to support systemic racism, which is insane.
But in order for me to sue someone, and you know I'm getting real litigious these days, I need you to have said something factually incorrect.
I don't know what you've, what's the, there's no facts here.
See, that's what they do.
They say like tangentially linked to white supremacy.
I heard like white supremacist adjacent the other day.
That's even more solid than this.
Used violence to foster political support for a racially intolerant agenda.
I mean, it's just like word poetry at this point.
You're not trying to get a point across.
You're really just dancing.
Oh, look, he's ripping him for Planet of the Apes.
Can you imagine that if black people had to go through the same kind of scrutiny that white people have to go through?
Imagine this guy, Peneil E. Joseph.
In fact, let's look him up.
Look up his name with Controversy.
What did you do?
Controversy over Beloved is so much bigger than one book.
This is all his stuff.
So we, oh, he's managed to skirt any controversies so far.
In depth with Peniel.
He might be our new guy.
Our new bear the brunt of it guy.
Look up In-Depth with Peneil Joseph on C-SPAN.
He looks very downsy?
He looks very white.
Let's see what he does.
He looks like Chinese and black.
Malaysian.
And his 2014...
Well, Kwame Touré was born Stokely Carmichael June 29, 1941, in Port of Spain, Trinidad.
And he really is going to become a watershed iconic activist of the civil rights and black power era.
He's probably most famous for coining the term black power or popularizing that term on June 16, 1966 in Greenwood, Mississippi.
And he becomes this icon of the late 1960s.
Stokely Carmichael is going to be the most controversial black activist since Malcolm X. Okay, next letter.
He gets the fade.
Hey, do you remember that pastor that pushed the police out saying out Nazi?
He's a Tommy Robinson of Canada.
They haven't left him alone yet.
I think he just got out of prison and was abused in there.
The conditions were brutal.
Enrique Tario wants to come on the show and talk about the conditions there.
Right.
I guess we have to.
We should.
He's the only one who's seen the conditions and got out.
Right.
Let's talk about it.
He's got a lot of angry proud boys that are not impressed with Enrique.
I talked to him after his Tim Pool thing.
Uh-huh.
And he had just left Tim Pool's, but I was like, hey, man, fucking just saw you on there.
He's like, oh, yeah, I just left Tim Pool's.
And I was like, I should have called you like 10 minutes ago so I could do the Tim Pool to Tim Pool.
I'm like, listen, man, got some pizza.
We'll watch Batman.
He's been talking about Batman like every show.
Like, you sit around, you know, you watch Batman.
Like, not like Gotham Sitter.
Like, it's, listen.
A lot of Batman.
Why are you caring about Batman?
I can't.
Why does he not sell?
Batman really, like, it's not a real guy.
Yeah.
Paul Bazile brought up a great point for once.
He said, why doesn't he sell that beanie On his store.
For real.
Like, what?
Yeah.
I would absolutely be.
I could be him for Halloween.
Yeah.
So then.
I could be him for a Tuesday.
This girl includes some links of him, but if you go to his YouTube page, click on the link there.
No one talking about Arthur Polowski.
I think he's in our Cody Critcholo thing.
Cody Canuck.
Cody Canuck.
I think he's in that, right?
The guy himself?
Yes.
Yeah, so if you go to his YouTube page, go down so people can see the user, because it's too much to cover here.
Artur Polowski TV, and you can see that the past two videos are very informative, but it goes on forever.
Gavin has a crush.
Check out how giddy Gav gets when Michelle Malcolm blows him a kiss.
He turns beet red and has a shit-eating grin from ear to ear.
You know, he's thinking, man, how can I get my wife and her husband on one of those sketchy single prom planes flying over the Gulf of Alaska?
Yeah, that would be the only way if both of our spouses died.
And then you go, well, what if I gotten a time machine?
See, the problem with fantasizing about getting in a time machine and meeting Michelle Malkin before she met Jesse, which is like 1990, now your kids are dead.
So you can't really, and if you don't have kids, you don't understand that any kind of fantasy, whether I've had this fantasy or not, I'm just speaking in general, you have to like get really involved with the logic of it or you can't enjoy it.
So I can't pretend or wonder what it would be like to be with any other woman because to wonder that all of a sudden, boop, boop, boop, my kids just cease to be like a back to the future photo by a well.
So I don't do it.
You know what?
The King of Queens.
That was very apparent.
In King of Queens, what he would do is, can you stop showing that, please?
Okay.
Can you just see the...
Wow, the eyes get tingly.
Okay.
Sparkly.
Sorry.
Look at your eyes now.
Sorry, I acted unusual when a pretty lady was nice.
In King of Queens, what he would do is he'd pretend the only way he could masturbate thinking about other women was to pretend that his wife was in a horrible train accident and died.
And then she finds out about that and she thinks it's sweet at first, but then she starts getting pissed off.
And then she shows up in one of his fantasies and she survived the train accident and she's all fucked up and bleeding and she goes, so this is what you do.
And he's like, how did you get in here?
That show is so fucking good.
The writing was way too good for normal sitcoms.
I hope you're looking up this scene.
Maybe it was called Fantasies.
Oh, there it is.
Doug's Fantasy.
Oh, Doug, I'm glad you're here.
Can you, hey, Tina, I'm meeting Donna Kara.
We're going to play Darts at Calvin Clyde's place.
Sure.
Great, thanks.
Oh, and I won't be back for a few hours, okay?
Whoops, I seem to have forgotten my wallet.
I don't know how I'm going to pay you.
That's very bad news.
Is there any other way we could work this out?
I'm sure we can think of something.
What's the matter?
It's just...
my wife.
She said she won't be back for hours.
Right.
I can't.
Look, I. This isn't a joke.
Like, I don't know about you, but all my fantasies have to have plausibility.
He just killed his fight.
Now, where were we?
I thought you said you weren't going to kill me.
You didn't mean to.
Well, you know what?
We had a deal.
I had a little party's over with.
Out.
Out.
Look to me.
Out.
Who's back there?
Nobody.
There was another great one where his black friend makes a black friend and they get along better because they have more in common.
So he has this fantasy where he's a black rights activist and he's wearing the little African hat and he gets up in the podium and he says, I don't know why, but he goes, I think it's time we talked about some reparations.
I talked to some dude in LA back when we used to pitch TV and I was like, why is King of Queens so good?
It's like I'm watching LeBron James play varsity.
And he goes, it's just like the top writers in Hollywood.
They're on their third divorce.
They need an infusion of money.
So they come back to Hollywood and they write a hit show to pay off their bills.
That's it.
Yeah.
Kevin James must have a lot to...
Have you ever seen his shorts on his YouTube channel?
Oh, yeah.
They're fucking hilarious.
The sound, the boom mic guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He puts himself in all these movies.
He's a genius.
Even the one where it's like the two guys in the hallway, and he's like, you got a little mustard on your lip.
Oh.
There's a phantasm behind you.
Remember that one?
No.
Oh, my God.
So funny.
I did this before in New York City.
People were dancing to Chickenhead by Project Pat.
And I jumped in and started dancing with them and singing the song, which I realized I don't know as well as I thought I did.
There it is.
Turn it up.
And tell me this.
Why is there a liquor store on every corner in our neighborhood?
Strats.
Noah.
But that is how the white man keeps us under his boots.
Most definitely, Mr. Manny.
Yeah.
You know what the white man should be giving you?
Some reparations.
Anyway, quality shit.
Our boy Hollowed scared him away from his church.
So they would go to the same Latin Mass together, same church.
And then Dan was like, hey, man, just want to let you know.
I'm a big fan of yours and blah blah blah.
And he's like, oh, cool.
He takes it very seriously, his faith.
Leromeni mentioned it in her Scientology thing.
She's like, I couldn't even bring it up to Doug.
He was like, so God, so Catholic.
And then he just never showed up after that.
Whoops.
Fuck, Ken.
Your anal girl looking great on KXP.
Remember I complained about John in the Morning on KEXP and how they ruined it?
Yeah.
Well, check out the song they were playing today.
You ready for this?
Wait a minute.
Blobs.
It's called Talk That Talk and it's by Ivy Soul.
S-O-L-E.
Now, this is the morning we used to always have it on.
Everyone, the whole country had it on in the house.
Oh, let's listen to the Stones and the Stranglers and maybe Grandmaster Flash and maybe even like a weird old punk song like Crass.
But then they'd mix it up with like fucking Hoosker Dew or the replacements Paul Westerberg.
Just like your whole record collection had come to life.
And now it's some dude.
Everything woke turns to shit.
He's only there because he's got an ethnic name and he plays New Soul.
Listen to this fucking song.
Want to get pumped when you get ready for work?
Check out Talk That Talk.
Mom music.
This is my mom making mints and tatties in the kitchen.
It's senior citizen women music.
It's New Soul.
Fuck off.
Anyway, he's done.
John in the morning comes in at 10.
No one's around anymore.
I mean, maybe in Seattle and the West Coast, they still get good music.
And the rest of KXP is still great.
They just ruined everyone on the East Coast's morning.
But here is your Amel girl looking great on KXP.
That's another one I can't fantasize about because I have to kill my kids.
Well, the kids can survive.
It's a fantasy.
No.
Well, the only way I could be with her today is if I get divorced and that hurts the kids.
Oh.
I don't want to get divorced.
And the only way I could go before I met my wife, I could be with her, but then now my kids were never born.
Fantasies are too complicated.
Can't do them.
Can't do them.
But I'll tell you what fantasy you can do.
Your wife becoming an insatiable sex whore.
Where you're just like, lady, you got to calm down.
She's so, she's literally cool.
I like their set.
KXP's set.
It's real garage.
It looks like everyone's jam space in their basement.
KXP's a classy act besides ruining John in the morning, you fucking politically correct dorks.
And they have black DJs on KXP who play rap and stuff and are good.
They just chose this fucking dunce.
Forget his name.
He's just annoying to look at.
He wears a big floppy jazz hat because he's bald.
He kind of reminds me of Sasha Jenkins, actually.
Okay.
Jump to her lyrics.
Vocals.
Fantastic.
All right, last one.
No, that's not an interesting one.
Some guy.
Okay, well, this will make this last one.
It kind of bookends the whole show.
I'm currently on Color Stand by.
It's my second attempt.
I know the show is almost over, so here's some details.
I'll try again next week.
Hope to get on.
All of a sudden, I'm talking like Destiny.
I have an interesting perspective that I hope is wrong.
Canadians might be playing directly into Trudeau's hand.
His confidence and bad acting is a tell.
I could very well be correct.
As you know, he has doubled down once again.
I can explain the talking points that has pretty much to do with zero rights and freedoms.
See attached.
The document that was signed by a premier, Scott Moe, on September 13th, 2021.
When I read it, it felt like a nothing burger until the trucker convoy rolling into Ottawa.
Figured since you go up there, you might find this interesting.
That is if you were blah, blah, blah.
And so this document that he includes is a minister's order.
By order of the lieutenant governor and council, a declaration of emergency has been made for the province of Saskatchewan to address the COVID-19 public health emergency.
So in other words, the government's desperate, always desperate for more control, especially if your father's Fidel Castro, and we might be playing into his hands by giving him an excuse to declare a state of emergency.
Well, okay.
Then what do you have?
A fucking civil war?
What are you supposed to do?
Not act out lest they declare a state of emergency?
There has been a lot of strange legislation, though, getting signed while all this shit is going on.
So I think it's a good hunch that something very fishy do.
Okay, someone just sent in a letter right now.
And Project Veritas, apparently, this was just released, is investigating inflated COVID numbers.
And they did such a good job that the FBI is getting involved.
So you can watch that on your own time.
That is on the Project Veritas page, is it?
Yes.
Great.
Okay, let's Get to the final video.
This was a big fire, and two guys got together to save a lady.
Saved a lady and a baby.
Now, I've watched this a few times.
Maybe you have too.
It's been around for a while now, but this ain't easy.
So I guess, what is that?
Is that a baby?
Go back.
Zoom in.
Do my bidding.
Stop when it's the baby.
No.
Dude.
What are you doing?
What is that?
Baby pictures?
What are you fucking handing down?
All right, that's a little annoying, but the physics of this are not easy.
Because you want to hold on to your window.
You're worried her mate, like, what if she just jumped out right now?
If you held her, you'd be going down with her.
So you're bracing yourself with one hand, right?
Making sure you stand on the windowsill.
They've got her leg.
So what is he doing there?
And then this is a really smart way to do it.
Just sort of slink her down, get her legs.
Ooh, that was a touch and go moment there, too.
That all could have gone to shit right there.
Go back.
That moment where.
Okay, this is all easy.
This is easy.
This is easy.
This is scary.
Right there.
Right there.
Right there.
Right there.
She goes back.
Everyone's dead.
Yep.
Isn't it great to see men doing justice, being brave, standing up for themselves, standing up for others, doing the right thing?
That's what we're going to do this weekend, folks.
Let's commit to doing the right thing, to not ignoring danger, to not ignore someone getting yelled at, to not ignore someone putting a cup down.
I went to the subway the other day.
Someone just puts a cup down and walks away.
I showed up later and saw the cup there, but I just thought, I couldn't conceive of someone going, ah.
Or in front of our studio, on the street, there's just like a container for like a burger and fries that someone just plopped.
So they finished their burger and just went plop.
Like, let's start policing our own communities this weekend and saying, hey, hey, hey, no, no, no, you're not double parking here.
You're blocking that guy in.
Let's do the right thing this weekend.
And if that has consequences, that's life.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
And they say Big Joel put up a forest fire.
Halfway between Manfrew and Old Rampire.
It was fifty miles away down the round spit balls.
But he rounded up the fire with mouse balls.
We get the cross like fast.
But he threw it on the ground instead of candy.
So we covered it over with mouse.
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