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Let The White Kids Say Nick
00:03:44
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| Anybody can be my nigga, man. | |
| Everybody a nigga to me, you know what I'm saying? | |
| I say my nigga myself. | |
| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis. | |
| You know what I'm saying? | |
| Everybody, like, nigga, this is a word, man. | |
| Like, we can't. | |
| The word only have as much power as you put it to it. | |
| You know what I'm saying? | |
| You gotta tap into a deeper level. | |
| You know what I'm saying? | |
| Think higher. | |
| Let the white kids say nick. | |
| Let the white kids say nick. | |
| They probably gonna say it anyway. | |
| They already say it every day. | |
| White girls ain't tripping boo. | |
| White man be my nigga too. | |
| Let the white kids. | |
| I wouldn't say that white kids say every single day. | |
| It comes up. | |
| It does. | |
| Even like the most racist, horrible people, they don't really say every single day. | |
| But let's hear some more of this jam. | |
| I know I stopped the cassette tape, but maybe you can find it on the internet. | |
| Now we look like this. | |
| My brother, my sister. | |
| I can't. | |
| Wait, is that getting deep with the continental drift? | |
| So what he said is he talking about the evolution of races throughout million years. | |
| Let the white kids say nick. | |
| They probably gonna say it anyway. | |
| They already said it every day. | |
| White girls ain't tripping boo. | |
| White man be my nigga. | |
| And I think I know why. | |
| Welcome to Get Off My Lawn. | |
| This is the Thursday live show. | |
| We do the first half hour free. | |
| We make it a podcast. | |
| We've got some sponsors, and they pay for that. | |
| We seem kind of low on sponsors. | |
| Are we dying out? | |
| Maybe this could be the last episode. | |
| We got Tactical Walls, Tactical Tim. | |
| He still cares. | |
| He's still holding on. | |
| But maybe this is the end. | |
| It's funny how the mainstream media totally ignores this site to the point where big tech is involved. | |
| And if you DM your friend to go, hey, I saw a funny thing on sensor.tv. | |
| If you DM that in Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, it will not go through. | |
| It'll go, you can say, or the Holocaust didn't happen. | |
| That goes through. | |
| But we're worse. | |
| We're worse than the N-word. | |
| We're worse than the H-word. | |
| And the N-word you could say, according to this guy. | |
| Yeah. | |
| This is not cool. | |
| I don't give a shit. | |
| Welcome, Maddie Odell. | |
| Cheers, everybody. | |
| How are you doing? | |
| Matt? | |
| Good. | |
| You know, nice, relaxing week, not too busy. | |
| Taking it easy? | |
| We're in that time of year, right? | |
| People sort of trot through life in February up here in the Northeast. | |
| Yeah, it's cold. | |
| Although today was very mild. | |
| And your trade, one of many things you do is you help pizza parties. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
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Scottish Water Beds
00:01:22
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| And there's not a lot of pizza parties at this time of year. | |
| No. | |
| August, I can't get a hold of you. | |
| No. | |
| But this time of year, you're taking it ease. | |
| Take it easy. | |
| You know what I did today? | |
| I shopped till I dropped. | |
| I heard. | |
| I was very impressed. | |
| It was very unscottish of you. | |
| Yeah, it is. | |
| It is. | |
| But I will say one thing about the Scots. | |
| Like, my parents bought me a water bed when I was 15. | |
| Because their Scots thing is, if it's something that you need, and back in the 70s, or this was the 80s, they thought water beds were like a very good bed. | |
| It's just a stupid bed. | |
| That's why they don't exist anymore. | |
| It's not like a tempurpedic bed, but it was a very good bed. | |
| So your parents would get you like a very good bed, very good socks, very good underwear, a very good education. | |
| They wouldn't buy you like Nike, like they wouldn't buy you Air Jordans or anything. | |
| Never. | |
| So I know it sounds crazy that I was a Scottish kid with a water bed, but I had one. | |
| So my thing, too, today was I want to get my kids off screen, so I'm going to make the house a party house. | |
| So I bought a batting cage. | |
| That was cheap, actually. | |
| That's just $300. | |
| It's just, you know, PVC pipe and mesh. | |
| 35 feet, 10 by 10. | |
| But then I bought a video game. | |
| I think I sent this to you, Ryan. | |
| It was about $4,000. | |