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Feb. 4, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #134 - BROTHER OTTAWA (Part 1)

We talk to Gavin's brother about the convoy until he almost freezes to death.

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- - Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnis. it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnis.
Cut my hair.
It happened just the other day It's getting kind of long I could have said it wasn't my way But I didn't and I wonder why David Crosby did not cut his hair.
Letting my freak flag fly Yes I will Oh.
What?
What an absolute masterpiece.
That was David Crosby.
I don't know if that was The Birds or Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, but that's around 1970.
Yeah, I think it's Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young.
I think that's their debut album.
And he wrote that smash hit!
I almost cut my hair and who could do without it?
It's the origin of wave your freak flag high or at least what put it on the map and David Crosby is threatening to remove classics such as that from Spotify if we don't get rid of Joe Rogan.
That's a fate worse than death.
Can you imagine being without that song?
Me?
Hell no.
It's the greatest song.
It's so catchy.
I mean, I could just hum it right now.
I almost cut my hair, but I didn't.
Okay, admittedly, I forgot it already because it fucking sucks.
Suck my dick.
Okay, Boomer.
Remove your songs.
We don't give a shit.
Welcome back, Matty Odell.
What's up, everybody?
Good to see you.
Good to be back.
How are you feeling, Matty?
I'm alright.
Not bad.
Had a long day.
I understand you had some unfortunate chicken recently.
Yeah.
Didn't sit well.
But I had a rough day.
Had a long day.
Broke down.
Sat on the side of the highway for a little bit.
Then I was pulled over.
You know, good stuff.
Now, why did you call Bill when you got pulled over, unreliable, and not me?
No, no, I broke down.
Well, I had to wait for a tow truck.
It was a heavy truck.
But why didn't you call me?
Well, I called him when I was back in my own personal vehicle.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
When I was waiting for the tow truck and everything, I was by myself.
And I ran into you on the street when you were in your truck, and we spoke for, I think, four seconds.
About that.
And then I was pulled over for stopping and blocking traffic.
Because I want to talk to my dear buddy Gavin.
No good.
Don't let me go though.
Aren't these cops realizing that doing their job is bad for them?
Like if I was a cop right now and I saw someone go, I would just go, I should probably fill out some paperwork in about an hour.
Wait for the call to come in?
Yeah, getting so eager to go attack someone who's slowed down traffic for four seconds.
Yeah.
He goes, I seen you at the traffic light.
He goes, you were kind of anticipating.
I was like, he said, then I seen you pull over and talk to your buddy there.
I was like, all right, you got me.
That's precisely what happened.
Yeah.
He goes, then you stopped and everyone behind you had to stop.
And you know, it's a main road.
And I was like, I'm guilty.
What do you want me to say?
I don't know.
Yeah, it's definitely rude.
It's not standard proceeding.
He goes, didn't you see me behind you?
I was like, no, I was looking out the side window talking to my buddy and then I was going forward.
He wasn't right behind you.
I saw the car behind you.
It was a normal car.
Yeah, it was like a minivan or something.
It must have been like two or three cars behind.
Yeah, I was just like, oh God.
Yes, you got me.
I was rude.
I slowed down traffic for four seconds.
Sorry.
Glad you went to the police academy, fuck face.
Yeah.
I mean, fortunately, he didn't want to be too much of a You know, he let me go.
Yeah.
Cause he knows who you are.
He did recognize me.
He says, I've dealt with you before.
I said, absolutely.
How old was he?
Oh, I'd probably say early forties, late, late, late thirties, early forties.
It's that's not a rookie.
No, no.
That's the guy at the end.
26?
Let's say the latest you could start is 26.
I don't mean physically possible, but as far as like the norm.
The address that I lived at, when he recognized me from, I probably haven't lived there since like 2015.
So it's been, he's been on the job at least six, seven years.
All right.
So tonight's a special show.
We got my brother in Ottawa.
We're going to talk to him at the honking convention in Ottawa.
The honkies honking, which apparently is racist.
And I forgot my computer.
So Ryan will be handling the mail.
But what about our sponsor?
Who are our sponsors tonight?
Do we have any?
I think so, yeah.
Have they all been pushed out?
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It was silly 20, 30 years ago.
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Who cares where it's made?
I care where it's made.
This is made in America.
And when you see a sponsor for this show, they have the balls to stand up to the yapping dogs that are constantly attacking anyone who supports free speech.
It's amazing how eager these big companies are to kowtow to any kind of blowback from idiots screaming, but these guys don't do that.
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I'm looking at them now and behind Ryan.
Unfortunately, we live in New York City where we can only display not even BB guns.
BB guns are illegal here.
BB guns, fishing guns with the spear, paintball guns.
We're not allowed to have those.
And Joe Biden was just in New York talking to Eric Adams about gun control.
Yeah.
We need better gun control in New York.
Yeah, because there's so many concealed carry permits being handed out in New York City at one police plaza.
Dude, I bet there was one this year.
I bet there was one.
If you got me drunk and shoved me around and showed me a naked lady in high-heeled shoes, I might blurt out five, five.
But that's my range.
There was probably one to five concealed carry permits released to the public in New York City.
There's a murder a day.
It's all illegal guns dummies.
Anyway, you have a fire thrower, flamethrower.
Yeah, those are fine.
And this is what New Yorkers do with them.
They burn snow, not snowmen, they burn snow people.
I like how they recasted Frosty the Snowman as a brown person of color.
I like how they think it's badass, because that guy's like, yo, we in the building, yo!
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All right.
Uh, we go through the mailbag.
Let's see if we can find my brother in Ottawa.
He actually calls right now.
All you have to do is turn on your little wee wee microphone and we could have him on the show.
I was filibustering.
I still don't know what a filibuster is.
KY!
What's up, literal bro?
How's it going, literal bro?
It's going great, man!
Yeah, I'm here in Ottawa at the trucker protest, and God, it's a great reminder of how awesome freedom is.
So what are people doing around there?
Did they build bars?
Well, yeah, so I saw a couple people.
I mean, people are drinking beers everywhere and just having a great time.
So if you look here, here's some people just having a fire.
They've got some food out.
I mean, it's just a giant party.
That is so awesome.
And they're not blocking the roads.
Like, there's no argument against this, right?
What could you say against this?
So, the only roads they're blocking, uh, they're blocking Rideau Street, which is, it's a tourist street.
Yeah, it's not a real street.
Yeah, it's not arterial or anything.
Uh, and then they, they're blocking one other north-south route and there's other options.
So this, this whole notion that they're shutting down the city doesn't make any sense.
Huh.
And are they going to leave without speaking to Justin Trudeau?
I don't know.
It doesn't look like they're going anywhere anytime soon.
So, uh, you know, as you can see here, like these trucks, uh, they're all, these trucks have enough diesel in them to last at least two weeks.
And I've even seen, uh, diesel refueling vans come around.
Nice.
Oh, that's so great.
They also have cars where mechanics have taken off the wheels to make it impossible to tow.
Oh, that's so great.
That's so great.
This is going to be the most consequential political action in the past 10 years.
This is huge.
We haven't seen this kind of action in Ottawa since that guy at the monument for the fallen soldiers was murdered by jihadists and no one talked about that.
Yeah, and you know, it's funny, the news talks about how there's assaults and harassment.
So even just today on the way over here, this nice family offered me cupcakes for free.
I've been, you know, having great conversations with everyone.
It's all smiles, families.
I mean, it's all lies.
Yeah, it's all fake news.
How many Nazis have you come across wearing Confederate flags?
I actually saw a black man wearing a sign that said, do I look like a white supremacist?
Really?
And the police, are they going to start, like if you talk to a liberal in Ottawa, they'd say the police need to start cleaning up the town.
They need to start taking care of this.
Are the police going to do anything?
I mean, what is there to do?
Well, look, you can see this.
The police are waving at people as they walk by.
I mean, what are they supposed to do?
It's all families and people dancing and having a great time.
So, what, I mean, I guess they can hand out primes?
Okay.
I guess you could start towing like the truck at the front of the line and then tow all the other trucks.
I don't know where you're towing them to.
I don't know.
So has the population of trucks gone down since a few days ago?
- It doesn't seem like that.
Again, all of these trucks look like they're not going anywhere anytime soon.
But all they're doing, like if you can see, all they're doing, this is out front of Parliament Hill.
So really the only people they're inconveniencing are bureaucrats.
- Yeah. - To which I say good. - Good.
Fucking punish them.
I saw some video of some old bureaucrat women saying, we stood in front of them on the trucks and we went like this.
Okay.
Nice work.
So it was, it was a huge party there on Saturday night.
Are people still partying like they were on Saturday night?
So yeah, people are partying tonight.
And, uh, what I hear when I talk to people is tomorrow night is going to be a huge fucking rip bud.
Oh really?
Wait, that's the Terry Fox statue that was desecrated.
Yeah, now it has flowers on it.
It appears to have survived its desecration.
Yeah, it looks pretty good to me.
Unlike the Sir John A. Macdonald statue that couldn't survive because they cut its fucking head off.
Yeah.
Again, it's all, look at this, and then people are just shoveling the streets voluntarily.
Does this look like terrorists to you?
No, it doesn't exactly look like Ferguson.
It looks exactly like what Canadians would do.
Just gonna send it!
Wow, that's amazing.
Okay, Kyle, keep wandering around and if something comes up then contact Ryan and we'll pull you back on.
Alright, later days, Blaze.
They said the convoy was 70 kilometers long.
Unbelievable.
It beat the longest convoy on record by tenfold.
And now America's planning one, Australia's planning one, I used to wipe shit off of that guy's asshole.
Well, that's your younger brother.
Your baby brother.
So what I would do is I'd wear a gas mask.
It was two years ago.
An N95 mask?
I'd wear a gas mask I got at a World War II shop because I was 14.
I was totally disgusted by the concept.
I'd hold his wrists in one hand and his ankles in the other hand and then I'd set the bath to like, this is after I wiped his ass, a normal like temperature and I'd just blast his butthole with the bathtub.
My parents were so drunk, they were like, whatever works, whatever.
It's a bidet.
Had to change his nappy.
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Was invented.
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You know, I'm noticing too, I like the predominant theory that our shit smells like cobalt because we can't smell anymore.
And I'm like, so the Chinese, like the biggest fear in America is bigotry, prejudice, white supremacy, right?
I go to Florida, I gotta take off my shoes and my belt and all my shit because of Muslims.
Because of one group, I've gotta go through all this rigmarole at the fucking gate.
And then I take a shit, it smells like steel because of the Chinese.
I don't mean Chinese people in America, I mean China.
So, one religion in one country is fucking up my life.
And they're not white.
But yeah, white people are... oof.
They're a fucking nightmare.
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Oh no, we're ramping it up early this year.
Starting early.
Who's getting the jingle tingles?
I'm getting excited!
Maybe it's cold outside.
Christmas is only what?
Nine months away?
Ten months away?
So we're going to do, uh, we're going to take calls.
We're going to do the live feed for Max and John, right?
Yeah, we're doing the chats, the paychats.
Paychats.
So we're taking money for Max and John.
These are two proud boys who are serving four years for fighting Antifa.
We've raised about $2,000 for them so far.
You want to have some money when you get out, right, Matty?
Yeah, it helps.
Usually when you get out, you're broke.
Pretty much, because your bills don't stop just because you're in prison.
Yeah, I bet you most guys get out deep into debt.
Oh, I owe tons of money in back child support.
Child support, rent.
None of that stops because you're in prison.
It must be.
Just goes into the arrears.
It must be a real struggle when you're on trial trying to fucking get out of your leases and leave your, break your lease.
Most landlords kind of understand.
What are they going to do?
Yeah.
I'm not leaving.
I'm not skipping on the rent.
You can't get away from a stone.
I mean, if you're in prison, I mean, that's a little easier to get out of, but like child support, like all your credit card bills, like if you have credit or debt or loans, like that's, you're all, you better have somebody on the outside that's helping you.
What about your Rolex?
How does that do?
My son has it.
I've asked three times for it back since the last time I got out.
He just doesn't want to give it up.
Yeah, because it's gone.
It's his anyway.
I guess at the end of the day, it would be eventually his.
Yeah, that's the good thing about your kid stealing your shit.
You're like, you're just stealing your own shit, buddy.
Yeah.
I mean, I only have one child, so everything I have goes to him.
But we also think that they're gonna want our shit like I've got all my tailored suits and all my books with all my little inscriptions like every four pages I'm like wait a minute this contradicts page 42 because he said that climate change isn't a thing and now here he is saying the earth is warming well how does he say it and I always fantasize about my kids going holy shit my dad called that out The books might as well be probably never be open.
They're not gonna look at one of them.
I have all the vice magazines In order and they're leather bound.
I'm actually missing one of the Books and I was I was you know, you wake up with the tears and as I woke up last night I was like, holy fuck I'm missing 1995 to 1996 Who cares?
They don't care.
I'm missing cow shit 95 to cow shit 96.
Yo, when you let me borrow that Ralph Steadman book, Fear and Loathing in the Kentucky Derby.
That's called The Joke's Over.
Right.
I was like, this is cool.
This dude highlighted this.
He found this to be particularly interesting.
All the little notes in the margins.
Wait, did I loan you the Kentucky Derby Hunter Thompson book?
That was an article in Rolling Stone.
The book I loaned you was Ralph Steadman's The Joke is Over about his life with Hunter Thompson.
They got the splatters on there and shit.
On the cover, they got the splatters.
My grandfather was a great artist.
And when he died, he didn't really sell his shit.
So he had like hundreds of paintings.
And they got dwindled down.
My mother got some.
And then I got this like USPS fucking gigantic box.
I framed a couple of them like...
Sentimental value.
Not really.
He didn't like me.
So you're not pumped to display this shit.
Okay.
I got this.
So the moral of the story is don't do things for how you will be remembered.
I texted Terry Richardson this the other day.
I go, there's all these stories coming out about the early aughts and our world and vice and stuff and hipsters and we're not in the equation.
We've been written out of the story.
And I go, I don't have a problem with that because that wasn't my goal to be remembered and documented.
I was the documenter in many ways.
And I go yeah, I just you got to do things for the moment and enjoy them in the moment and not for any kind of long-term perception obviously outside of your children that you want your kids to be to perceive you as a hero, but even then Don't save shit so they'll fucking want it.
I've got my great-grandfather's stopwatch.
He never met me.
I don't really give a fuck about it.
I just spent $100 to have it refurbished.
It's in a junk drawer with other cool shit.
So my point is live in the moment.
Don't think about how much your kids are going to enjoy your Rolex or your fucking suits or reading the scribbly notes in your books because they're not.
In fact, if anything, do them a favor and get rid of all your shit because they don't want to have to get rid of that.
What are we going to do with all that junk?
Oak chest of drawers.
They don't want it.
They want money.
But money is always key.
They don't want your furniture.
Life insurance.
How much you got?
Same thing with like shitty Christmas gifts.
There's something about it where when they give it to you, you're burdened with now, now you're throwing away something somebody bought for you and spent time on.
So we have a rule in our house.
We keep it around for a month.
So that way it's officially ours.
And then we're like, well, it's ours now.
We throw it out.
But after Christmas, it feels weird to get a thing and throw it right out or give it away.
Dude, I have thrown out probably six boxes of books recently.
We redid our, our living room.
Uh, In the studio here we've thrown out 15 contractor bags of books and garbage and TV mounts and all this shit.
Yeah.
Just get rid of it.
We're living in an era of we're too wealthy.
Like, I want to get robbed.
Please rob me.
Please, take my shit.
Take my shit, please.
Like, in the 70s, you had speakers.
You worked at a minimum wage job for a speaker that was five feet tall, and it blasted the whole house, and then your mom or your grandma had a pearl necklace that was super expensive, that she didn't want anyone to steal, and you had a VCR, which was a big deal, no one could trace it.
No one has that anymore.
Like, what are you gonna rob?
You break into a house, say you steal a computer.
You can't steal it.
It's tracked.
GPS.
We got the GPS.
We got it locked.
Oh yeah.
A TV?
Okay, take my flat screen TV.
It's worth $150.
And they're heavy, and awkward, and cumbersome.
Pain in the ass.
What are you gonna do, run down the street with a 72 inch TV?
I don't even get home robbery anymore.
What are you gonna get?
People don't have cash.
They should have some cash in the house somewhere.
Yeah, they don't.
They pay for a coffee.
A $1.50 coffee with a credit card.
It's for the thrills.
You know when you see some teens out there grabbing stuff from Target?
It's just the thrill.
What are teens?
Teens, you know.
Never heard of them.
Haven't seen them on the street in a long time.
Bitox.
They're in their rooms on the screens.
Buy indigenous... All right, so let's go behind the paywall now.
Goodbye, people who don't pay.
You just got the first half hour for free.
Enjoy yourselves.
I'm glad that you got some free shit, you mooch.
Yeah.
And let's start taking calls now.
Do you want to send them off or we just cut them hard?
Just cut them hard.
All right, guys.
Cleave them.
Fudge you.
We're out.
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