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Feb. 4, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #134 - BROTHER OTTAWA (Part 1)

We talk to Gavin's brother about the convoy until he almost freezes to death.

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David Crosby did not cut his hair.
Letting my freak flag fly.
Yes I absolute masterpiece.
That was David Crosby.
I don't know if I'm sure that was the Birds or Crosby Stills Nash and Young, but that's around 1970.
Yeah, I think it's Crosby Stills Nash and Young.
I think that's our debut album.
And he wrote that smash hit.
I almost cut my hair.
And who could do without it?
It's the origin of wave your freak flag high or at least what put it on the map.
And David Crosby is threatening to remove classics such as that from Spotify if we don't get rid of Joe Rogan.
That's a fate worse than death.
Can you imagine being without that song?
Me?
Hell no.
It's the greatest song.
It's so catchy.
I mean, I could just hum it right now.
I almost cut my hair, but I didn't.
Okay, admittedly, I forgot it already because it fucking sucks.
Suck my dick.
Okay, boomer, remove your songs.
We don't give a shit.
Welcome back, Maddie O'Dell.
What's up, everybody?
Good to see you.
Good to have you.
How are you?
How are you feeling, Maddie?
I'm all right, not bad.
Had a long day.
I understand you had some unfortunate chicken recently.
Yeah.
Didn't sit well.
But I had a rough day, had a long day, broke down, sat on the side of the highway for a little bit.
Then I was pulled over.
You know, good stuff.
Now, why did you call Bill when you got pulled over unreliable and not me?
No, no, I broke down.
Well, I had to wait for a tow truck.
It was a heavy truck.
But why don't you call me?
Well, I called him when I was back in my own personal vehicle.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
When I was waiting for the tow truck and everything, by myself.
And I ran into you on the street when you were in your truck and we spoke for, I think, four seconds.
About that.
And then I was pulled over for stopping and blocking traffic.
Because I wanted to talk to my dear buddy Gavin.
No good.
Just let me go, though.
Aren't these cops realizing that doing their job is bad for them?
Like, if I was a cop right now and I saw someone go, I would just go, I should probably fill out some paperwork in about an hour.
Wait for the call to come in?
Yeah, getting so eager to go attack someone who's slowed down traffic for four seconds.
Yeah.
He goes, I seen you at the traffic light.
He goes, you were kind of anticipating.
He said, then I seen you pull over and talk to your buddy there.
I was like, all right, you got me.
That's precisely what happened.
Yeah.
He goes, and then you stopped, and everyone behind you had to stop.
You know, it's a main road.
And I was like, I'm guilty.
What do you want me to say?
It's definitely rude.
It's not.
He goes, didn't you see me behind you?
I was like, no, I was looking out the side window talking to my buddy, and then I was.
And you were, he wasn't right behind you.
I saw the car behind you.
It was a normal car.
Yeah, it was like a minivan or something.
It must have been like two or three cars behind you.
Yeah, I was just like, oh, God.
Yes, you got me.
I was rude.
I slowed down traffic for four seconds.
Sorry.
Glad you went to the police academy.
Fuckface.
I mean, fortunately, he didn't want to be too much of a, you know, he let me go.
Yeah, because he knows who you are after doing some investments.
He did recognize me.
He says, I've dealt with you before.
I said, absolutely.
How old was he?
I'd probably say early 40s.
Late 30s, early 40s.
That's not a rookie.
No, no.
That's the guy at the end.
26?
Let's say the latest you could start is 26.
Well, the address that I live is possible, but as far as like the norm.
The address that I lived at, when he recognized me from, I probably haven't lived there since like 2015.
So it's been, he's been on a job at least six, seven years.
All right.
So tonight's a special show.
We got my brother in Ottawa.
We're going to talk to him at the Honkin Convention in Ottawa, the Honky's Honkin, which apparently is racist.
And I forgot my computer, so Ryan will be handling the mail.
But what about our sponsor?
Who are our sponsors tonight?
Do we have any?
I think so, yeah.
Have they all been pushed out?
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It's amazing how eager these big companies are to kowtow to any kind of blowback from idiots screaming.
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BB guns are illegal here.
BB guns, fishing guns with the spear, paintball guns.
We're not allowed to have those.
And Joe Biden was just in New York talking to Eric Adams about gun control.
Yeah, we need better gun control in New York.
Yeah, because there's so many concealed carry permits being handed out in New York City at one police plaza.
Dude, I bet there was one this year.
I bet there was one.
If you got me drunk and shoved me around and showed me a naked lady in high-heel shoes, I might blurt out five, five.
But that's my range.
There was probably one to five concealed carry permits released to the public in New York City.
There's a murder a day.
It's all illegal guns, dummies.
Anyway, you have a fire thrower, flamethrower.
Yep, those are fine.
And this is what New Yorkers do with them.
Washington Square Park?
They burn snow, not snowmen.
They burn snow people.
I like how they recasted Frosty the Snowman as a brown person of color.
I like how they think it's badass because that guy's like, yo, we in the building.
Yo.
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All right.
We go through the mailbag.
Let's see if we can find my brother in Ottawa.
He actually calls right now.
All you have to do is turn on your little wee wee microphone.
And then we could have him on the show.
I was filibustering.
I still don't know what a filibuster is.
KY!
What's up, literal bro?
How's it going, little bro?
How's it going?
Great, man.
Yeah, I'm here in Ottawa at the trucker protest.
And, God, it just, it's a great reminder of how awesome freedom is.
So, what are people doing around there?
Did they build bars?
Well, yeah, I saw, so I saw a couple people.
I mean, people are drinking beers everywhere and just having a great time.
So, if you look here, here's some people just having a fire.
They've got some food out.
I mean, it's just a giant party.
That is so awesome.
And they're not blocking the roads.
Like, there's no argument against this, right?
What could you say against this?
So, the only roads they're blocking, they're blocking Rito Street, which is a tourist street.
Yeah, it's not a real street.
Yeah, it's not arterial or anything.
And then they're blocking one other north-south route, and there's other options.
So, this whole notion that they're shutting down the city doesn't make any sense.
Huh.
And are they going to leave without speaking to Justin Trudeau?
I don't know.
It doesn't look like they're going anywhere anytime soon.
So, you know, as you can see here, like these trucks, they're all these trucks have enough diesel in them to last at least two weeks.
And I've even seen diesel refueling vans come around.
Nice.
And then they also have cars where mechanics have taken off the wheels to make it impossible to tow.
Oh, that's so great.
That's so great.
This is going to be the most consequential political action in the past 10 years.
This is huge.
This is putting auto.
No one, this, we haven't seen this kind of action in Ottawa since that guy at the monument for the fallen soldiers was murdered by jihadists, and no one talked about that.
Yeah, and, you know, it's funny.
The news talks about how there's assaults and harassment.
So, even just today on the way over here, this nice family offered me cupcakes for free.
I've been having great conversations with everyone.
It's all smiles, families.
I mean, it's all lies.
Yeah, it's all fake news.
How many Nazis have you come across wearing Confederate flags?
I actually saw a black man wearing a sign that said, Do I look like a white supremacist?
Really?
And the police, are they going to start like if you talk to a liberal in Ottawa?
They'd say the police need to start cleaning up the town.
They need to start taking care of this.
Are the police going to do anything?
I mean, what is there to do?
Well, look, you can see this.
The police are waving at people as they walk by.
I mean, what are they supposed to do?
It's all families and people dancing and having a great time.
So what, I mean, I guess they could hand out fines.
Okay.
I guess you could start towing like the truck at the front of the line and then tow all the other trucks.
I don't know where you're towing them to.
I don't know.
So has the population of trucks gone down since a few days ago?
It doesn't seem like that.
Again, all of these trucks look like they're not going anywhere anytime soon.
But all they're doing, like if you can see, all they're doing, this is out front of Parliament Hill.
So really the only people they're inconveniencing are bureaucrats.
Yeah.
To which I say good.
Good.
Fucking punish them.
I saw some video of some old bureaucrat women saying, we stood in front of one of the trucks and we went like this.
Okay, nice work.
So it was a huge party there on Saturday night.
Are people still partying like they were on Saturday night?
So, yeah, people are partying tonight.
And what I hear when I talk to people is tomorrow night is going to be a huge fucking rip bud.
Oh, really?
Wait, that's the Terry Fox statue that was desecrated.
Yeah, now it has flowers on it.
It appears to have survived its desecration.
Yeah, it looks pretty good to me.
Unlike the Sir John A. McDonald statue that couldn't survive because they cut its fucking head off.
Yeah.
Again, it's all look at this.
And then people are just shoveling the streets voluntarily.
Does this look like terrorists to you?
No, it doesn't exactly look like Ferguson.
It looks exactly like what comedians would do.
Let's go to Sunday.
The first salt on the road.
Wow, that's amazing.
Okay, Kyle, keep wandering around.
And if something comes up, then contact Ryan and we'll pull you back on.
All right.
Later days, Blaze.
They said the convoy was 70 kilometers long.
Unbelievable.
They beat the longest convoy on Earth.
That's like 100 miles by tenfold.
And now America's planning one.
Australia's planning one.
I used to wipe shit off of that guy's asshole.
Well, that's your younger brother.
What I would do is I'd wear a gas mask.
It was two years ago.
An N95 mask?
I'd wear a gas mask I got at a World War II shop because I was 14.
I was totally disgusted by the concept.
I'd hold his wrists in one hand and his ankles in the other hand.
And then I'd set the bath to like, this is after I wiped his ass, a normal like temperature.
And I just blast his butthole with the bathtub.
My parents were so drunk, they were like, whatever, it works, whatever.
Yeah, it's a bidet.
Kind of changes nappy.
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You know, I'm noticing too, I like the predominant theory that our shit smells like cobalt because we can't smell anymore.
And I'm like, so the Chinese, like, the biggest fear in America is bigotry, prejudice, white supremacy, right?
I go to Florida, I got to take off my shoes and my belt and all my shit because of Muslims, because of one group.
I've got to go through all this rigmarole at the fucking gate.
And then I take a shit, it smells like steel because of the Chinese.
I don't mean Chinese people in America.
I mean China.
So one religion in one country is fucking up my life.
And they're not white.
But yeah, white people are poof.
They're a fucking nightmare.
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No, we're ramping it up early this year.
Starting early.
Who's getting the jingle tingles?
Have a marriage.
I'm getting excited.
Baby, it's cold outside.
Christmas is only what?
Nine months away?
Ten months away.
So we're going to do calls.
We're going to do the live feed for Max and John, right?
Yeah, we're doing the chats, the pay chats.
Pay chats.
So we're taking money for Max and John.
These are two proud boys who are serving four years for fighting Antifa.
We've raised about $2,000 for them so far.
You want to have some money when you get out, right, Maddie?
Yeah, helps.
Usually when you get out, you're broke.
Pretty much.
Because your bills don't stop just because you're in prison.
Yeah, I bet most guys get out deep into debt.
Oh, I owe tons of money in back child support.
Child support, rent.
None of that stops because you're in prison.
It must be just goes into the arrears.
It must be a real struggle when you're on trial trying to fucking get out of your leases and leave your break your lease.
Most landlords kind of understand.
What are they going to do?
Yeah.
I'm not leaving.
I'm not skipping on the road.
I'm not going to get away from a stone.
I mean, if you're in prison, I mean, that's a little easier to get out of, but like child support, like all your credit card bills, like if you have credit or debt or loans, like that's you're all you better have somebody on the outside that's helping you.
What about your Rolex?
How does that do?
My son has it.
I've asked three times for it back since the last time I got out.
Yeah.
He just doesn't want to give it up.
Yeah, because it's gone.
It's safe.
It's his anyway.
I guess at the end of the day, it would be eventually his.
Yeah, that's the good thing about your kids stealing your shit.
You're like, you're just stealing your own shit, buddy.
Yeah.
I mean, I only have one child, so everything I have goes to him.
But we also think that they're going to want our shit.
Like, I've got all my tailored suits and all my books with all my little inscriptions, like every four pages.
I'm like, wait a minute, this contradicts page 42.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Because he said that climate change isn't a thing.
And now here he is saying the earth is warming.
How does he say it?
And I always fantasize about my kids going, holy shit, my dad called that out.
The books might as well be open.
They'll probably never be open.
They're not going to look at one of them.
I have all the Vice magazines in order, and they're leather-bound.
I'm actually missing one of the books.
And I was, you know, you wake up with the terrors.
And I woke up last night and I was like, holy fuck, I'm missing 1995 to 1996.
Who cares?
They don't care.
I'm missing cow shit 95 to cow shit 96.
Yeah, when you let me borrow that Ralph Steadman book, Fear and Loathing in the Kentucky Derby, it's called The Joke's Over.
Right.
I was like, this is cool.
Like, this dude highlighted this.
He found us to be particularly interesting.
All the little notes in the market.
Wait, did I loan you the Kentucky Derby Hunter Thompson book?
That was an article in Rolling Stone.
The book I loaned you was Ralph Steadman's The Joke is Over about his life with Hunter Thompson.
They got the splatters on there.
On the cover.
They got the splatters.
My grandfather was a great artist.
And when he died, he didn't really sell his shit.
So he had like hundreds of paintings.
And they got dwindled down.
My mother got some.
And then I got this like USPS fucking gigantic box.
I framed a couple of them.
Sentimental value?
Not really.
He didn't like me.
So you're not pumped.
I'm just okay I got this so the moral of the story is don't do things for how you will be remembered I texted Terry Richardson this the other day.
I go, there's all these stories coming out about the early aughts and our world and vice and stuff and hipsters.
And we're not in the equation.
We've been written out of the story.
And I go, I don't have a problem with that because that wasn't my goal to be remembered and documented.
I was the documenter in many ways.
And I go, yeah, I just, you got to do things for the moment and enjoy them in the moment and not for any kind of long-term perception, obviously outside of your children, that you want your kids to perceive you as a hero.
But even then, don't save shit so they'll fucking want.
I've got my great-grandfather's stopwatch.
He never met me.
I don't really give a fuck about it.
I just spent $100 to have it refurbished.
It's in a junk drawer with other cool shit.
So my point is, live in the moment.
Don't think about how much your kids are going to enjoy your Rolex or your fucking suits or reading the scribbly notes in your books because they're not.
In fact, if anything, do them a favor and get rid of all your shit because they don't want to have to get rid of that.
Deal with it after you did.
What are we going to do with all that junk?
Oak chest of drawers.
They don't want it.
They want money.
Yeah, money's always key.
They don't want your furniture.
Life insurance.
How much you got?
Same thing with like shitty Christmas gifts.
There's something about it where when they give it to you, you're burdened with now.
Now you're throwing away something somebody bought for you and spent time on.
So we have a rule in our house.
We keep it around for a month so that way it's officially ours.
And then we're like, well, it's ours now.
We throw it out.
But after Christmas, it feels weird to get a thing and throw it right out or give it away.
Dude, I have thrown out probably six boxes of books recently.
We redid our living room.
In the studio here, we've thrown out 15 contractor bags of books and garbage and TV mounts and all this shit.
Yeah.
Just get rid of it.
We're living in an era of we're too wealthy.
Like, I want to get robbed.
Please rob me.
Please take my shit.
Take my shit, please.
Like in the 70s, you had speakers.
You worked at a minimum wage job for a speaker that was five feet tall and it blasted the whole house.
And then your mom or your grandma had a pearl necklace that was super expensive that she didn't want anyone to steal.
And you had a VCR, which was a big deal.
No one could trace it.
No one has that anymore.
Like, what are you going to rob?
You break into a house.
Say you steal a computer.
You can't steal it.
It's tracked.
GPS.
We got the GPS.
We got it locked.
Oh, yeah.
A TV?
Okay, take my flat-screen TV.
It's worth $150.
And they're heavy and awkward and cumbersome.
Pain in the ass.
What are you going to do?
Run down the street with a 72-inch TV?
I don't even get home robbery anymore.
What are you going to get?
People don't have cash.
You should have some cash in the house somewhere.
Yeah, they don't.
They pay for a coffee, $1.50 coffee with a credit card.
It's for the thrills.
You know, when you see some teens out there grabbing stuff from Target, it's just the thrill.
What are you going to do?
Teens.
Teens, you know.
Never heard of them.
Haven't seen them on the street in a long time.
Buy Target.
Turn their rooms on the screens.
Buy rate.
Buy Indigenous.
All right, so let's go behind the paywall now.
Goodbye, people who don't pay.
You just got the first half hour for free.
Enjoy yourselves.
I'm glad that you got some free shit, you mooch.
Yeah.
And let's start taking calls now.
Do you want to send them off or we just cut them hard?
Just cut them hard.
All right, guys.
Cleave them.
Fudge you.
They're out.
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