ABCD, paranoid's killing me, I'm dying on me, making me what I want to go.
Live from New York, it's get off my lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
I think I would have been very awkward in the 80s, in the days of the carrying of the ghetto of the blaster on the shoulder.
How are we liking that new idea?
It's pretty cool looking.
But is it...
I mean, you're out of breath.
Was this cool?
Tell me if this looks cool.
No, not you carrying it.
That did not look cool.
But to fade it in and then carry it.
Sorry, I'm late.
Yeah.
I was just enjoying some rap on my beatbox.
Yeah.
Can we sit down somewhere at some point?
Are we going to keep walking?
And just D batteries tumbling out of it.
The D batteries alone are like five pounds.
Yeah.
What do I mean in London where zounds are from?
Five pounds, six pence.
Zounds, of course, first single on Krass Records.
Really weird band.
I think they were heavily influenced by Krass, who they met just on the road when their van broke down.
They were on rough trade for a while.
A little more musical than Krass, and weird.
But same kind of vibe.
Anarcho-punk.
Those fucking dummies.
They don't like me anymore.
They actually, Zounds met at Dollhouse, which is where I used to take the kids every summer.
The Krass Farm.
And now they call, they don't speak to me, but they call, when they talk to Emily, G. Vaucher and Penny Rimbeau, they call me her terror spouse.
Actually, it's kind of cool.
Like terror spouse.
Deplorable sounds cool.
Terror spouse sounds cool.
You were in New York.
I think they said to G, you were in New York, or my wife did.
You didn't say hi?
Like, she used to stay with us.
And she went, I know, honey, I just couldn't deal with your terror spouse.
Fuck you, bitch.
Let's, I think it's time.
Well, no, no.
We start the show after we do the silly news, right?
Yeah.
Okay, so today in silly news, I was just looking at this this morning.
It's so brutally unfunny.
Actually, no, let's, oh, God, there's so much to do.
There's so much to say.
There's so much excitement.
Let's just start with something I just texted you maybe one minute ago.
Okay.
And it kind of sums up the ghetto black community in a nutshell.
A world devoid of consequences.
All talk, no action, a lot of frontin.
Like you something.
Problem solving.
Tactical training.
I love these hashtags.
Check it out.
Turn it up.
Okay, you fucked up again.
Restart it.
Okay.
Okay, train.
Who gonna die today?
Don't kill yourself that dude's dirty.
I got it on camera.
I got that bitch on camera.
He almost died.
Look at him.
Look at his face.
You ain't no real nigga.
Stupid, goofy ass little.
Did you see that?
He's all talk.
I think what happened is, you know, when you shoot a handgun, it sort of pops up if you don't have a good grip on it.
So it popped up.
I think he shot his hair.
He shot himself in his hay.
I think there was some self-preservation there.
Because, like, I think before we pull the trigger, he, like, aimed it away from his head.
He made sure that wasn't even close to his head.
Yeah, yeah, there's a bit of that.
Aimed it back at the angle.
Look how freaked out he is.
The reason I wanted to jump right to this is because that letter we got yesterday where the guy said the concept of black leaders, leaders in general, I would say, are over.
I mean, maybe in sports, like Noah Synergaard could go to baseball camp and the kids would listen to him.
Maybe.
But kids don't give a fuck about old guys.
And the gang members, ex-gang members, go into the hood and being like, yo, son, what you're doing is dangerous.
You're about to end up dead or in prison.
And the guy's like, yeah, fuck you.
I'll shoot myself.
Kill myself right now, bitch.
I noticed that too when I was surrounded with black kids in Times Square when we were doing CR-TV.
And they're like, yo, how much that camera worth?
And I was like, guys, I'm a cop.
You're fucking CR-TV.
Cops review television.
I'm like, motherfucker, you think I give a shit?
And then they swarmed more.
And I realized, saying you're a cop doesn't scare anyone anymore.
I could have said, I have a gun.
I got a gun too, bitch.
I could have pointed it at their head.
And he said, what you going to do?
Do something, motherfucker.
I'm kind of seeing the eyes of a guy who's like, I need to go to a trade school.
Yeah, that's the only thing that's you can scare them straight away, shooting them in the hair.
I got to call my mom.
I have not been treating my girlfriend with respect or dignity.
I'm changing.
I got to get a new charity.
It's near-death experiences for black.
For blacks.
You just shoot them in the hair.
Yeah.
And they're like, oh, I will.
Oh, that was scary.
Life is pretty cool, and I will treat it as such.
Yeah.
So the reason I bring that up is that's clearly why they canceled the show because it didn't fit the narrative.
Documentaries, news, place Most of us get our information from is really just story time.
And that narrative has to be narrated by the left, and it has to be a happy-go-lucky story about a big, scary gang member with a heart of gold who goes into the hood and he says lies.
But when they say, fuck you, motherfucker, that's an interesting story.
Still, that's the beauty of, you know, good journalism is like science.
You don't decide where it goes.
You just follow where it goes.
But they didn't do that.
And then I was thinking, like, America is the least racist nation in the world.
And imagine sitting here in America and constantly bitching about racism.
You spoiled brat pussies.
Oh, that was fucked up.
That the guy, there's seven dwarves.
I mean, when I say not racist, it's the most tolerant place in the world, too.
So we can throw dwarves in there, everything.
That's fucked up that they're making seven dwarves, says Peter Dinklage.
Shut the fuck up.
You know, someone said the guy at NASCAR, his dad said the N-word 30 years ago.
Imagine that story in China.
Give me a time machine so I can give a fuck.
Yeah, in China, the black basketball players are getting out of the bus and they're all chanting, Niga, Niga, fuck you.
The only reason that made the news is it made American news because someone recorded it.
In China?
You think they treat the Nigas bad?
Wait to see what they do with the Uyghurs.
Very bad.
I am really worried about the Uyghur genocide in China.
I'm worried it's not going as well as it should.
Because they're so inefficient.
You know?
I'm worried that the sales of limp biscuit and corn will start going down.
Sad.
Look, China, I find Uyghurs annoying too.
But mass killing?
You're wasting a lot of resources to do.
Just stop selling them baggy jeans.
Don't let them wear do-rags.
I bet all do-rags are mainly.
Stop supplying electricity to the trailer parks.
You wrecked it.
In my experience, that's where a lot of Uyghurs lived.
Dude, I'm middle class.
The suburbs was full of Uyghurs.
Oh.
Speaking of affirmative action, everything woke turns to shit.
And I know no one out here watches SNL, but sometimes it'll make it through my Twitter feed.
And this was absolutely hilarious.
Now, it stars Michael Shea, who had done stand-up like three times.
And now he's the head writer.
What?
At SNL, he does the weekend update, which has like luminaries such as Chevy Chase and fucking Norm McDonald, like the top humorists in the world.
And then you have Michael Shea, who just like Leslie Jones, hadn't really done stand-up.
Like he was starting.
If you found the white equivalent, it would be the kind of guy that was a guest on In Hot Water on Compound Media.
Like a pretty good young comic started, like Will Noonan.
Will Noonan and Michael Shea, I think Will has much more experience actually than Michael Shea.
But Will Noonan will never make it to SNL.
He's a white male.
It's not happening.
And Michael Shea is awkward.
He talks like someone who has a gun to the back of his head.
And they're going, do weekend update now, motherfucker?
Hi, I love doing this show.
Am I having a great time?
Please don't kill me.
And then the Asian dude, who's a gay, and he always plays a gay, which is hack.
It's like doing an Alex Jones impersonation or doing the Indian accent, buddy.
Oh my gosh.
This is the most easy thing to do in all of the earths.
So this made the local comedy news because it's so hilarious.
And all I see is affirmative action ruining comedy.
Now, the fat chick, she is funny.
She has the sprinkles.
She is the you have hurt me today woman.
Although she's riding the woke train.
I think she has some sitcom where she plays like a fat girl who's actually beautiful.
You know what I mean?
Okay, so go back to the beginning.
You got to see this.
And take off the subtitles.
It's weekend update with Colin Jost.
Weekend Update.
I'm Michael Che.
I'm Colin Jost.
Okay, skip to Michael Shea.
Breyer announced that he sent you?
No, I couldn't find it.
It's not in the notes?
Oh, shit, I forgot to put it in the notes.
So Michael Che SNL.
So just you had the girls.
You had the right thing.
Oh, okay.
But just go to Michael Shea introducing them.
Gotcha.
So bad.
Here now with some shit is some shit.
Which makes purchase and tricks.
Wait, you want to see what that was about?
Okay.
See what Trump jokes about.
$50,000.
But Melania is no stranger to finding out something isn't worth as much as she thought.
So he's not worth enough?
The $100 million jet with the king-size bed in it is not enough.
The penthouse apartment on Central Park with four floors.
I believe 70% of the United States voted for him.
Yeah, that's not good enough.
Is that really what you want to go on?
Like, their attacks are so.
He's fat.
Yeah, he's 74.
Can we check in with you when you're 74?
You probably won't be alive.
I'd rather be fat than retarded, which is what Biden is.
He's actually bald.
Ooh, nailed it.
God, he has a small dick.
Why?
You were talking about this the other day.
I don't give a fuck.
If you have a giant dick, okay, well, that's probably going to hurt.
You can't have anal.
If you have a tiny dick, well, it's probably not very satisfying.
Your wife might be frustrated, although you could put it in her butt.
And if you're anywhere in between, well, everything's probably fine.
I don't give a fuck About any of those.
Why would anyone give a fuck about your sex life?
That's like pooing.
Like it's a private thing you do.
What a strange obsession.
And maybe I guess with men in like their when they're 19 and they're out there farming for chicks, it's gonna come up.
Adults, penis size.
You might as well be concerned with anus size or nipple size.
Groll the fuck up.
And then the other one they always do is he's gay.
Look at him.
Here's a picture I made of him necking Putin.
Desperate.
Desperate.
And it insults the person trying to insult more so than it's like, why are you worried about my dick, dude?
Yeah.
Weirdo.
I'm not rich enough for you either.
Like, shut up.
Okay, so let's look at Stiffy McStifferson there.
Tumor data has never been more difficult, which makes purchasing trends even harder to predict.
Here to talk about it are two trend forecasters.
Do he have Botox on his entire face?
He doesn't move his mouth.
Here to talk about it are two trend forecasters.
He doesn't actually talk like there's a gun to his head.
That's too emotional.
He talks like this is a telethon and he's on our 46.
He should get into ventriloquism for sure.
Jeff Dunham needs to give this man a puppet.
Is that Fatchik on his lap?
He's got a long lap.
It's actually impressive.
He's doing all the voices you're about to hear.
Yeah.
Wait, I got to see him again.
Sure, you could see him.
And the delivery, too, you can tell he's just trying to read.
His comic inspiration is when Kanye did the Through the Wire album with his mouth wired shut.
Consumer data has never been more difficult.
Tracking consumer data has never been more difficult, which makes purchasing trends even harder to predict.
Here to talk about it are two trend forecasters.
Terrible.
It's funny because black thing is usually like overacting and it takes you out of it, but that's the other extreme.
Here to talk about it are two trend forecasters.
Okay, now let me guess.
The gay guy's a gay guy.
Who knew?
Good evening, Michael.
Evening, yes.
Yes.
How do you guys predict today's most popular trends?
Oh, well, we have 4,000 computers.
They're all big.
They all make charts.
And they beep loud.
The numbers are in.
Beep trends.
Today have been calfed.
Here is the report.
Our first category is fashion trends.
In shirt too big for body.
In hat too small for head.
In male cleavage.
And out shiny shoe.
Shiny shoe, you're out.
So go back to hell.
Stop flaunting your wealth, shiny shoe.
We're finger virus.
Who's Shiny Shoe?
Am I supposed to know who that is?
Shiny shoe?
Oh, in general, like patent leather shoes?
Right.
Or core frames.
And by the way, if you're like the leader of the in-crowd and the trend forecaster for New York City, you're going to be skinny and attractive.
Unless she's like, ooh, meta.
She's like a diversity hire within this fake realm.
She fatted her way to the top.
So shiny shoe has to go.
That's the joke here.
How bad is this is Russian?
We have somehow learned a foreign language and we're learning about their comedy.
This is in fucking Slavon Govlinsky.
You in the face.
Go to bed, bitch.
Damn, seems like you guys hate shiny shoes.
We have our next category.
Men trends.
In dry callous feet.
In doing the damn dishes.
In sobbing.
And out moving posters as decor.
Here, Sophia, stop, stop, stop.
So the article I forgot to send you, it was on Pop Sugar Daily or something.
And it was like, blah, blah, blah and blah, blah, blah.
Their names almost breaking character is the thing you need to see right now.
It's the fun we need to have.
I got to send it to you because it's like, no, it's the must-have.
Like the way they talk is even irritating.
It's the must-have.
It's the must.
Oh, it's the laugh you need to have today.
They called it gold.
AD, Brian, and Bowen Yang are this close.
Yeah, there we go.
Character in SNL sketch.
That's the this close I need to see today.
Consider this our formal petition for AD Bryan and Bowen Yang Trend Forcecaster sketch to become a recurring segment.
The dynamic duo served up Comedy Guild during January 29th's weekend update.
See, you know what they do?
So these psychotic lefties, they force their woke shit down our throat and then they give it rave reviews to keep it there.
So it's like Russia, it's propaganda.
So they have Kim Jong-un in North Korea swimming and he's pathetic and they have an underwater scuba diver that's moving him along so he swims way too fast.
And then the local North Korean paper says, Kim Jong-un swimming is the must-see of the year.
We hope he does it every day.
Just like that show, Somebody Somewhere, which is just this twee, quaint lesbian in the Midwest and her gay high school best friend and blah, blah, blah.
So slow-paced.
There we go.
Victoria Messina.
And the reviews for that show are fucking off the charts.
Oh, that reminds me.
I have a tip from a guy who actually is funny.
And he said that the new Magruber, which is on Peacock, which I guess is NBC streaming, is the funniest thing in the world.
Now, it's not, I didn't find the sketch funny on SNL, but apparently the series is hilarious.
He fucks Christian Wig.
He goes into her panties and he gets some of her pubes and he puts them in a locket.
one episode, he's completely naked the entire episode.
I think he begs LeBron James to come on him.
I've always found this guy pretty funny.
Well, the last show this guy pushed on me was him, and it was The Last Man on Earth.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but this is the sketch.
I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about the show.
Yeah, see, there he's making fun of us.
Also in the new, not in the news yet.
We haven't started the show.
That hilarious trend of I'm a different gender.
We do one a day.
So today we're going to do wolves.
This person is a wolf kin.
Here's the thing about wolves.
They are the most savage animal, maybe next to the Tasmanian devil.
I don't think there's a more savage animal than a wolf.
They eat every three weeks.
Eating is not big with them.
They get their fill once.
And then what do they do?
Fight.
They just fight.
The alpha, Jesus, he must be just pure scar tissue.
And the alpha has to fight every single person in the, every single person, every single wolf in the pack every day in order to maintain his dominance.
The second he starts getting old and he slips up and one bites him.
Now that guy's the alpha.
Now he has to fight every day.
It's a constant fucking sparring match with no holds barred.
So if you are that, okay, so you should pig out.
Well, you can't do every three weeks or you starve to death.
So pig out like once every day and a half.
And then you should be at the gym the rest of the time begging people to fight you.
Begging.
That's the life of a wolf.
And if you were that, I'd go, wow, you know, you're not unlike a wolf.
But check out this dude.
Okay, when are you fighting next?
When's the next fight?
Do they think, I think when they say I'm a wolf, they mean the way wolves are depicted in cartoons.
Not a wolf wolf.
Keep going.
What an ugly Jewish loser.
Syrian is somebody who believes that they are a non-human animal on a personal integral level.
Now, this isn't to say that we're delusional.
I don't physically believe that I'm a wolf.
I know I'm Joey Ramon.
It's like a spiritual and psychological identification as a wolf.
So I'm completely aware I'm human, right?
Like I go to work every day.
What does Robin think?
Where is your sidekick?
Don't necessarily dress like this to work.
But at the same token, spiritually, somehow I'm a wolf.
I love how these people are all experts with their me search, living as an elf.
They're always telling you like you're dumb about this important science.
Yes, so the way it works with wolf kins, I have to educate you now.
We don't literally think we're wolves.
We just identify with them spiritually.
Oh, thank you for schooling me.
They always say that too.
Like, just get educated.
Read books.
And when they say read books, they mean these stupid fucking white fragility made-up books that are basically just modern astrology.
Also in the fucking news, smoking gun.
Remember the smoking gun with Roger Stone was our favorite guy, David Shortel, the stakeout king, who just happened to be in front of Roger Stone's house 15 minutes before the feds showed up.
Hmm.
No one covered this.
We were the only ones.
We brought signs to Stone's funeral.
We were the only ones.
Sorry, trial.
We were the only ones to notice this.
And it is living proof that the media is in bed with the feds.
They work together.
Just like the FBI giving the New York Times James O'Keefe's shit, all of his computers, all of his data.
The FBI just gave it to the New York Times.
So now we have the media and law enforcement, I'm not talking about cops on the street, as one big group, as one big club.
That's a smoking gun.
Here's another smoking gun.
What is Justin Castro's takeaway from the convoy?
His takeaway is it was racist.
He's totally focused on that, refuses to discuss any vaccine stuff.
In fact, he said, hey, to the protesters who were there and they saw the Nazi signs and the Confederate flags, I mean, the onus is on you to tell those guys that they don't represent you.
Because right now, as far as everyone's concerned, it's Nazis, which, by the way, worked.
It's the most retarded thing I've ever heard of, and it worked.
Check UB Mom, Y-O-U-B-E-M-O-M.
You look at, it's a great way to metric to see what liberal housewives are thinking.
And they're all like, white nationalists, fucking pigs.
White nationalists.
There's probably three in Canada.
Why bother?
You're in Thunder Bay.
There isn't a black person for 100 miles.
So check out this smoking gun.
Smoking.
Smoking.
So that's the trucker guy we were talking about yesterday with the Confederate flag with a truck on it, right?
Bad flag.
It's known as the evil flag.
It means I love slavery.
I'm not saying that personally, but this is the perception, especially on the left.
That flag means we should still have slaves.
I wish we didn't free the slaves.
It doesn't mean that, but it means that to them.
So he's got the evil flag.
Wait a minute, dude.
Is that the same guy?
No, no, no.
Go back.
Remember the guy yesterday who had that flag?
Oh.
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
He seemed a little rounder.
So there was more than one of those flags?
Huh.
All right, anyway, that's a whole other topic because that flag is obviously very rare.
But look who is taking perfect photographs of the man with the flag.
Why, it's Justin Castro's personal photographer.
And by the way, that guy is fucking busy.
Justin loves photos.
I remember Ezra posted a photo once of Justin signing a photo of himself, and this guy was taking a picture of that.
So it's a picture of me signing a picture of me.
Thanks for running the country.
Good job.
You did about just as well as your father down in Cuba.
Oh, look how gay that picture is, too.
Gays must be so bummed that we ruin their brand by outgaying them.
Gays are like, we used to be the gay ones.
Now you bum me out.
You're such a pussy.
But zoom out.
I never read the actual text.
How could Adam Scody, who is Justin Trudeau's personal photographer, just happen to be with the guy at the protest who just happens to have a brand new Confederate flag?
Imagine the coincidence.
I wonder if he's acknowledged this.
Click on Adam Scotty.
Scody?
Hey, I know a lot of people are wondering about that flag.
Oh, look at that.
I didn't leave the house, and yet they still came for me.
How was your weekend?
Oh, so he's saying he's not that guy.
I'm not that guy.
Actually, you are that guy.
Not today, Satan.
So he's denying that he's the guy.
Oh, now he's showing all his threats.
So his contention is that's not me.
Is it well-known fact that Heinrich Hoffman served time for war profiteering?
All right.
So that is a smoking gun, if it's him.
Not as exciting if it's not.
And finally, before we start the show, don't question our democracy.
Russia fixed the election.
This is the two main sides of...
No, these are the two main points from the left.
How dare you question the election that Biden won?
And I hereby question the election where Trump won.
Same people who allege that questioning the 2020 election undermines democracy are more than happy to claim that Trump won in 2016 because of Russian interference.
Angered by the U. And then he's talking about Julia Davis, who said, angered by the U.S. response to Russian aggression in Ukraine with the mother of all sanctions on the horizon, Russia's state TV has a message for Trump.
Donald, we're waiting for you and are ready to elect you again.
And look her at her source for this.
It is, keep going.
The Daily Beast.
Imagine being an adult and quoting a cat blog, as Tucker calls it, as a news source, The Daily Beast, Trump's mega fans in Moscow.
So as far as Julia Davis is concerned, Russia just fixed that election.
It's a fact, and they'll do it again.
So if Trump runs in 2024 and he wins, get ready for a lot of Russia.
Russia, Russia, Russia, motherfucking Russia.
All right.
Do you see this meme?
Chartel, follow your gut, his gut.
Oh, that's pretty good.
So someone else did notice it.
That's an aridge.
Brilliant woman.
You zoom.
Let's start the show.
Hey.
Well, that is.
The guy comes in from here and he goes that way.
And.
That's on some tricky weather forecast or shit because I gotta like look in the opposite direction than the monitor.
Here is the theme of today's show.
Joe Rogan is a dead man.
You fucked up, Joe.
You messed with the globalists.
Joe Rogan is officially taking on...
No, don't show that.
That's not what I'm talking about yet.
Joe Rogan is officially taking on not the president, not Brexit, not Dr. Fauci.
He's taking on the globalists.
He's taking on, what's that dude's name, Krauss Schwab?
Kraus Schwab, yeah, yeah.
He's taking on those guys, the elites.
God bless his cotton socks.
But anyone who does that, they start digging up shit.
I don't know if Jack Murphy was part of that, but that's a good example of everything is going fine.
And then this magic thing appears out of nowhere, and it just gets pushed in front of you.
And every time you try to look at someone, there it is.
There it is.
There it is.
They did it to me with a million things.
With Milo, everything was going great.
He's the editor of Breitbart.
Everyone loves him.
He's on Bill Maher.
He's getting too powerful.
He's getting too popular.
Some dumb podcast where he said that getting fucked when he was 14 wasn't so bad.
Fired.
Breitbart changes all the headlines he wrote.
He's censored.
He's on the island of Misfit Toys.
Church Militant.
Banned.
Laura Loomer, Alex Jones.
It keeps happening.
And Joe is next on the chopping block.
Can he survive?
No.
He will be removed from Spotify shortly.
And he will have to start one of these.
He'll have to start his own network.
He'll still make the same amount of money.
It'll be tough.
He'll probably have the same payment processor problems I had, where you end up talking to like pot CBD people and porn people and tobacco and firearms people and Israelis, anyone, to get your payment processed.
Although it's particularly difficult Because they all converge with the same like Visa, whatever the main credit cards are.
Anyway, he'll have to go through all that, but there's no way he's surviving this.
You don't question the globalists.
Now, does that mean don't question the globalists?
No, it means you die with your boots on.
I'll be able to tell my kids that I didn't roll over.
And although Joe has done a little tiny bit of rolling, the man is imperfect.
He's no saint.
He deleted me.
He deleted Milo.
Pull up that thing from our chat, Ryan, where we're talking about Chad Delilah.
What's his name again?
Chris Delia.
Chad Delilah.
They kind of make me look like a pedophile, too, in this, because they linked me to the Milo thing, which also happens later on, too.
I'm getting sucked into this again.
In fact, my cancellation is being used to cancel Joe.
That's the way it works.
But what do I say at the end of the show?
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
Never stop fighting.
So Joe's going to do that.
But I'm telling you, he is public enemy number one.
What was the thing with the chat and the...
Our text conversation with their two buddies there.
Oh, okay.
Gotcha.
How many chats have you had about Chris Dalia?
I don't remember that, Dalia.
What?
How do you know?
It was like two days ago and you commented on it.
And someone pointed out that he still has a YouTube channel.
And he has a neck tattoo.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The fuck?
You don't smoke pot and you can't remember a discussion you had two days ago?
Sober?
You should see his jeans today, guys.
They are unfucking believable.
Skin tight.
All his pants now are fat black chick pants.
He looks like that chick who's like Kim Kardashian's friend, or maybe it's Kendall Jenner's friend.
That black chick who's just thick as shit.
He dresses like black china now.
And his jeans today, I mean, you should probably just come by and show us, Ryan.
Okay.
They're not even like, say you were a fat black chick.
These would be cheap.
You'd be like a cheap ass ghetto hood rat bitch, project chick.
Look at that.
Look at this weird fat legs.
And then turn around.
Let's see your bubble butt.
You look like fucking Big Sexy from the Mets.
Look at this.
He's thick.
T-H-I-C-C.
And you have the Timberlands too.
From the waist down, you look like a slutty black chick.
You look like a hood rat bitch.
Wow.
How embarrassing.
That's just one pair.
They're all like this.
Some of them are so shredded that the knee hole is this big, and I'm not exaggerating.
It's like 19 degrees out today.
And you'll see 60% of his leg.
But yeah.
So this is someone pointing out that he did roll over a bit.
He's killed 42 episodes.
Other installments that have been deleted include four episodes featuring comedian Chris DeLia, who was recently accused of having sex with and soliciting more than 100 nude photos from a 17-year-old girl, as well as episodes with Gavin McInnis, Eddie Bravo, Alex Jones, and Miley Yiannopoulos.
I mean, I don't like being that close to the 17-year-old girl.
One of those things are not like the other.
Yeah.
Let's jump, though, to the view.
Where is that now?
Oh, shit.
I didn't number anything today.
So, go to, no, I postured that Muslim incompatibility and God.
This should be the right one, I think.
Oh, shit.
No.
Wapost, Joni Mitchell.
Rogan made the apes joke.
Okay, now go to the one below that.
Please be the view.
Please be the view.
I look really bad if this isn't the view.
I will have fucked up the show.
It's time-stimped to how it's done.
Company is younger now for many talent.
It just doesn't make sense.
I mean, and if you think about some of the other stuff that Rogan has said, I mean, he called, I think, a trans woman mixed martial artist a man.
In terms of Islamophobia, he had the Prowboys founder, Gavin McInnes.
He used his appearance to argue that Muslims are too inbred for the U.S. to accept as immigrants.
And in terms of racism, in 2013, he said that he's walking into a black neighborhood and he felt like he was walking into Africa and watching Planet of the Apes.
I mean, I understand he has a right to say that.
Stop.
So didn't you get from that that I said black neighborhoods are Planet of the Apes?
Yes.
Well, good, because then I was salient.
Because it is.
Apparently I was salient.
Isn't that flattering, though?
Those apes are fucking scientists and shit.
It took Clint Eastwood to fuck them up.
No, no, no.
Charleston Heston.
So let me just tell you what she's getting that from.
She's getting it from The Atlantic.
And the quote is, Rogan's popularity is owed in part to his vocal rejection of political correctness, which can take the form of transphobia.
He once called trans woman mixed martial artist Fallon Fox a fucking man.
Islamophobia, hosting guests like the Far Right Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes, who used his appearance, CC's even quoting the Atlantic verbatim, to argue that Muslims are too inbred for the U.S. to accept as immigrants.
And racism.
He once compared a black neighborhood to Planet of the Apes.
So click on that Muslims are too inbred.
Because Fallon Fox is a fucking man.
And it's funny because in their world of equality, Fallon Fox Is beating the living shit out of a woman, pounding her in the face.
And they're all like, Good, that's equality.
And we, the uptight sexists, are going, Can you stop punching that woman in the face with your man arms, Fallon Fox?
No, what are you doing, Ryan?
I just read a quote and it has hyperlinks in it.
Oh, I thought you said my parents are too inbred.
No, no.
Go back to the quote.
Oh, okay, gotcha.
And show the quote.
So, Rogan's popularity from the Atlantic.
The Atlantic, the Atlantic.
Now you're showing the fucking notes, dude.
Get it together.
It says, from here, the Atlantic, the Atlantic.
Gotcha.
The Atlantic.
The Atlantic.
The Atlantic.
Okay, now go to the poll quote.
Rogan's popularity is owed.
Okay.
So you just go, Command, there you go.
Now argued that Muslims are too inbred.
We don't care about Fallon Fox.
That's the link.
Yeah, okay.
So now click, now find Muslims.
In another Gavin McInnes, a violent far-right gang uses bogus statistics to argue that the Muslim world, where my family immigrated from, is too inbred for the West.
So they just made that into America.
Now, this is what's interesting about censorship.
And by the way, they're killing that fucking comic book, Mouse, M-A-U-S, that describes the Holocaust.
And it's done by a Jewish activist who is Art Spiegelman, who's a fantastic cartoonist and wants awareness raised about the Holocaust.
They're shutting it down, I think, because it has swastikas all over it.
Yeah.
By bad guys.
It's a bad swastika.
And now there's less information about the Holocaust out there because of censorship.
So this is what always happens.
You kill ideas.
Yeah, they don't want to show that because Nazis might enjoy it.
What the fuck?
Anyway, I was actually making a very intellectual point when I talked about Muslims there.
They changed.
Joe and I were trying to figure out, or more me, why that one class, that one group doesn't seem to assimilate in the West.
Hindus do great.
Sikhs do great.
All other people from that area do great.
Not Pakistanis, not Muslims.
Why is that?
We see it in Britain.
It's really bad in Britain.
And they have rage problems.
They have sexual issues.
They don't seem to be real innovators inventing stuff.
Hmm.
Why is it that when a group has over 10% population, Muslims are over 10%, when that happens, as it does in Luton, where there was up to 50%, you always have trouble.
Sikhs have all but taken over Niagara Falls on the Canadian side.
There's no problems.
There's no issues.
Sikhs have terrorists within their group.
They want to portion off part of Pakistan and make it Sikh territory.
The guy who labeled Proud Boys, a domestic terror group in Canada, Jarmeet Singh, is a Sikh, and he's a terrorist.
Yes, that's correct, folks.
A terrorist.
A Sikh terrorist is the one who declared Proud Boys a terrorism group.
So it's conceivable that you'd have Sikh terrorists causing a problem.
No problems.
With Muslims, always problems.
So that's just a fact, right?
Find anywhere where the Muslim population is over 10%, including Muslim countries like Pakistan, and you'll find bombings and terrorism.
Why is that?
So then I postured, it could be due to, what's it called again?
I love this word.
Consangeneity?
Consangenuity.
Istanbul, not consangenuity.
It may be marrying your first cousin again and again.
That tends to lead to serious problems.
And one of the side effects of inbreeding, which God is not a fan of, Muhammad might think it's okay.
God's not a fan.
One of the side effects is extreme rage issues.
Of course, other things include low IQ and inability to function.
And now you can click on that thing where I said, no, I postured that Muslim income.
This is what marrying your first cousin does.
Marsin has a rare genetic disease which is gradually destroying his body.
He was born with it because his mother and father are first cousins.
That's called a telegram from God.
Who painted your house?
Belmer Flood?
He's trying to master house painting and is still has a lot to go.
As you can see, he's the one who painted this house.
That's what I just said.
Yes, but.
So anyway, this just goes on and on and it shows all these genetic faults with Pakistanis in Britain.
There's another one when first cousins marry.
It doesn't go great.
So I think my theory's pretty good.
Of course, this has been bastardized into Muslims shouldn't come to America because they're too inbred.
And this is what they do.
When they want to ruin you, they take whatever you said, they repurpose it and change it into something horrible.
Just like Rogan's Planet of the Apes thing.
So I've defended my quote about the Muslims.
It's being defended right now.
Hello.
It's okay to marry your first cousin, right?
Yes, go do it.
Marry your first cousin.
He wants to go in a car?
He wants to drive a car.
No, please don't drive a car.
If you let him drive that car, he can crash it into somebody else, right?
Right.
What would you do, Tapper, if Taffer, sorry, Jake Taffer, right?
John Taffer.
If you saw that he was getting in a car and he had a key in his hand and he's about to start the car.
Well, I would say, look at the way he's driving.
That's going to get somebody hurt.
Are you out of your mind?
And I would have the parents take Him back to home and have him look in the mirror and say, You suck.
And then I would shut it down.
There we go.
That's right.
I would shut it down.
Oops.
Oh, whoa.
John Taffer's trashing the studio.
The keyboard had tetanus.
So let's go to Rogan's Planet of the Apes quote.
It sounds terrible, doesn't it?
What?
You think black neighborhoods are a bunch of apes?
That's not good.
I wonder what the context was.
See, they're going to just cycle this around.
And the weird thing is, it doesn't work in reverse.
Like we had Hunter Thompson doing the Hunter Thompson.
We had Hunter Biden doing the worst shit imaginable, possibly fucking his niece and even Obama's kids.
Nothing.
No problem.
Evidence abounded.
It wasn't theories.
We had photographs and video.
No problem.
Justin Trudeau blackfacing it up several times.
At least three different times he's in blackface.
No probs.
But this guy says, Plan of the Apes.
Look at fucking Nick Fuentes.
Someone does a cookie monster joke about the Holocaust.
He riffs on it for three seconds.
He's a Holocaust senar.
Don't let him fly.
He can't get on a plane because he made a cookie monster joke.
Okay, so let's see Joe's context.
Don't shut it down, John.
No.
I will never.
What?
You suck.
Okay.
Yeah, that's great.
Where's the clip?
Okay, we're getting there.
We're on Twitter.
I guess you have a 56k modem.
Ooh.
Maybe it's getting shut down.
Some sort of copyright thing.
You gotta...
So Joe is fighting back as we speak.
Because I was watching this link maybe one hour ago.
Whoa.
So the one way you can shut down these things when they come out is you claim copyright.
And that gets things moving fast.
So there was that first one.
So it's a podcast.
It's with Coco Diaz and some other dude.
And it's Media usually rips their own footage.
Yeah, there we go.
Planet of the Apes, man.
We're going to go see Planet of the Apes.
So I look on the iPhone app, and it says, okay, take me to this one.
And the guy goes, okay, I go, is that in a good neighborhood?
Because right after that, he goes, Planet of the Apes wasn't in Africa.
That was a racist thing for me to say.
But the fuller context of the video is no better.
Yes, it is.
That's way better.
Yes, it is.
You say an offensive, racist joke.
And the reason he used that joke is because the iambic pentameter of the movie title is funny to put back to back.
We went to see Planet of the Apes, dude.
We walked into Planet of the Apes.
This is what drives me nuts about America, the least racist country on Earth.
If you said that about whites, we went to see the Birth of a Nation in down south.
We get out of the Tyskep, dude, we're in Birth of the Nation.
We're at a Klan rally.
If you talked about any town in the South and you called it a Klan rally, the other black people would go, and it would never be discussed ever again.
But you say, we went to see Plan of the Apes, we ended up in Plan of the Apes.
And then he immediately takes it back.
Look, that was a joke.
It was a racist joke.
Not cool.
That's no better.
And then he goes on, there's another one they have where, yeah, in that same article, that same mediaite article where he says, oh, so you're half black, half white.
So you get the brain of the white person and you get the body of the black person, something like that.
That's a bad thing to say, to imply that whites are smarter than blacks and they have better brains.
But he immediately backpedals and talks about how awesome black people are.
And if anything, he puts them on a pedestal, like the way people in LA do when they talk about blacks because they don't know any.
Wait, can you go back to that media height?
Has that been deleted too?
Yeah, I was just searching 40.
Or is your reception...
Like, why don't any of your...
Are you on Brave, Ryan?
I opened this.
No, Firefox.
I opened this in Chrome too.
It did the same thing.
Okay, because there's the other one about the brain.
Go down a bit?
What context?
Fly stick to your head.
Black resist.
No, this is the end of the article, right?
Oh, yeah, that's another part of that.
Going to see that movie.
He says, everyone was really cool.
I got along with everyone there.
We were talking, hanging out.
It was a really positive experience, he says.
That doesn't make it to the view because they're out to kill him.
Anyway.
Let's go back to the beginning now.
The first link.
Why are they coming after him now?
And it's clear they're coming after him because he went up against the vaccine mandate.
To go against the vaccine mandate is not racist, by the way, but it is anti-globalist.
It doesn't just piss off your country's leader, whether it's Joe Biden or Justin Castro.
It pisses off the elites.
And when you piss off the elites, they throw money at the problem.
And that means people spending hundreds of hours finding the one joke you made that is rude, twisting it of context, and sending it out into the ether until you get fired.
Joe Rogan spent 10 years on primetime network television making people drink horse sperm.
Dude, I saw a Fear Factor, don't pull it up, where they put dead rats in a blender.
And they drank it.
This is like when Johnny Knoxville talks about his dad dying.
They put the rats in the blender and they...
there must have been fur in the juice and smashed, cracked bones, scraping their esophagus.
It probably tastes the way dumpster juice smells.
Oh, the blood and the guts and the shit in the intestines.
That's the least of your worries, my friend.
You're swallowing like shards of broken glass.
The bones and the fucking fur.
That's crazy.
They weren't prepared.
I could see the rat.
Oh, my God.
They call it rat stew.
How much would you have to be paid to eat a blended rat?
Jesus.
Fucking...
Fucking...
Like, I physically could not do it for $10,000.
$20,000, nope.
$249,000.
$30,000.
Well, let's start with what you...
You'd say no to $30,000?
Yes.
Really?
Yeah.
That's dumb.
You got a kid?
Yeah, but the kid doesn't need to know that I ate rat stew.
It's not embarrassing.
It's not like you sucked a dick.
It's a blended rat.
I think you should do it for $30,000.
I might...
Oh, God.
I might do it for $90,000.
You want to see footage and maybe see?
Let's see.
$90,000.
Oh, yeah, maybe.
Go!
There's no way.
It's impossible.
She's way ahead of you, Lizard.
Yeah, there you go, Ben.
Wait, is there a chance they did a switcheroo?
Oh, I see.
Your face is red.
Yeah, it's totally possible to switch around.
I don't see how it could be legal.
I don't think it's real.
That's how the bubonic plague started, was rat piss.
How could it possibly be real?
Yeah, the litigation.
I mean, you're going to die.
And reality shows fuck with reality all the time.
They're probably like 68% fake.
It's just bad smelling stuff.
Then there's the blender of fear, which might be worse.
Okay, I don't want to see any more fear factor.
But anyway, so yes, he was having people eat rats.
That's fine.
But now that he says, he didn't say take ivermectrin, don't take the vaccine.
He said, I took it, and I didn't take the vaccine, and I'm good.
That's all.
That's not a crime.
But it is a crime when there's trillions of dollars dedicated to vaccinating the entire globe.
Okay, look at the picture I sent.
Well, looky here.
Right?
There's something juicy going on.
That linked to Japan saying that ivermectin works and it has an antiviral effect.
Now, if you click on that link, it's deleted.
So I bet you Twitter said, Joe, take down that tweet about ivermectin or we're shutting down your account.
And he went, okay.
He did a little mini roll.
He does mini rolls, but he doesn't roll over the whole body.
And why did they do that?
Because Twitter is scared of the globalists.
They got clout.
They got power.
The globalists have the power.
No, we have the power.
And then I thought this was interesting.
Zubi.
Remember Zubi?
He sat right there.
Zubi-Doobie-Doo.
Oh, you've got to see this.
So the World Economic Forum's great narrative conference.
Wait, what are you doing?
The good news is the elites across the world trust each other more and more.
Bad news is they don't trust us.
She calls herself, they acknowledge that they're the elites.
Listen to this fucking bitch.
At Davos a few years ago, the Edelman survey showed us that the good news is the elite across the world trust each other more and more.
Oh, good.
So we can come together and design and do beautiful things together.
The bad news is that in every single country they were polling, the majority of people trusted that elite less.
What's that?
Say that again?
Go back to her.
That was the end.
Because she says us.
So we can lead, but at Darville.
Yeah, it wasn't the end, you shithead.
You know, the Edelman survey showed us that the good news is the elite across the world trust each other more and more.
So we can come together and design and do beautiful things together.
The bad news is that in every single country they were polling, the majority of people trusted that elite less.
So we can lead, but at double.
We can lead.
So Zubi tweeted that, and Joe Rogan, who retweets Zubi a lot, retweeted that tweet.
So here we have Rogan recognizing that he's up against the globalist elite.
That's a hell of a fight, Joe.
I'm glad that you're a MMA guy because you took on a beast.
This is an army of Mike Tyson stepping into the ring.
You're going to get a black eye.
Wait a minute.
Go back to that Zuby tweet.
So scroll down.
She's right.
We don't trust them.
There's a guy.
That's Guy Fox who blew up the British Parliament because he felt they were straying too far from the Catholic Church.
That is an anti-government Catholic symbol, you dummies.
And then look at this.
They had him delete the tweet, but then look what's happening.
COVID-19 front page of Twitter.
Oops.
I guess they couldn't deny that.
Yeah.
Keep going.
Everyone should watch Mr. Robot.
It's fiction.
No, shut up.
Bad news.
Thanks again.
What is this now?
Hi, bro.
Greetings from France.
It seems that Klaus Schwab resembles a lot the actor Prison British.
Shut the fuck up.
Keep going.
Yeah, there we go.
Oh, this is an interesting one.
Go Down so I can read it.
There's a reason all national leaders sound the same.
They are all graduates of Schwab's indoctrination camp for young globalist leaders.
There we go.
So go back to that picture.
That's who Joe is taking on in the ring.
Plus their billions.
Plus their influence with big tech.
Plus their influence at Spotify and anyone who hires them and payment processors and all that shit.
So he's responded to all of this shit.
Lookup addresses it.
I think there's a lot of people that have a distorted perception of what I do, maybe based on sound bites or based on headlines of articles that are disparaging.
The podcast has been accused of spreading dangerous misinformation, specifically about two episodes, a little bit about some other ones, but specifically about two.
One with Dr. Peter McCullough and one with Dr. Robert Malone.
Dr. Peter McCullough is a cardiologist and he is the most published physician in his field in history.
Dr. Robert Malone owns nine patents on the creation of mRNA vaccine technology and is at least partially responsible for the creation of the technology that led to mRNA vaccines.
Both these people are very highly credentialed, very intelligent, very accomplished people, and they have an opinion that's different from the mainstream narrative.
I wanted to hear what their opinion is.
I had them on, and because of that, those episodes in particular, those episodes were labeled as being dangerous.
They had dangerous misinformation in them.
The problem I have with the term misinformation, especially today, is that many of the things that we thought of as misinformation just a short while ago are now accepted as fact.
Like for instance, eight months ago, if you said, if you get vaccinated, you can still catch COVID and you can still spread COVID.
You would be removed from social media.
They would ban you from certain platforms.
Now, that's accepted as fact.
If you said, I don't think cloth masks work, you would be banned from social media.
Now, that's openly and repeatedly stated on CNN.
If you said, I think it's possible that COVID-19 came from a lab, you'd be banned from many social media platforms.
Now, that's on the cover of Newsweek.
All of those theories that at one point in time were banned were openly discussed by those two men that I had on my podcast that have been accused of dangerous misinformation.
I do not know if they're right.
I don't know because I'm not a doctor.
I'm not a scientist.
I'm just a person who sits down and talks to people and has conversations with them.
Do I get things wrong?
Absolutely.
I get things wrong, but I try to correct them.
Whenever I get something wrong, I try to correct it because I'm interested in telling the truth.
That's a weird cut.
Whoa.
Telling the truth.
He was shut down.
They cut him off.
His own phone won't let him speak.
And there you have it, folks.
It's illegal to speak to people.
And this is probably the worst blowback from this whole thing is Anthony Fantano is out.
No, he's canceled Spotify, yeah.
You're going to get bombarded, Joe, with bad news and battles.
And once in a while, you're going to get hit with a battering ram, like losing the Anthony Fantano.
You got to pick yourself up.
You got to get back on the horse.
Rumors about Foo Fighters leaving Spotify in 2022 debunked.
Okay.
Oh, good.
I don't need the guy from...
I don't like anyone who is linked to punk to be a pussy.
You know what I can predict?
John Mayer leaving Spotify because he plays with the dead.
But the Grateful Dead?
And they're a bunch of hippy-dippy-doo-dahs.
And then Neil Young is probably like, they play with him probably.
So the Grateful Dead are against things that might kill you?
Does sound very on-brand.
Ungrateful Dead, more like.
And I love seeing people side with musicians who are pulling out a Spotify.
They've already sold their fucking publishing years ago.
They've already got the check.
So it doesn't mean anything.
They're probably denying themselves $1,000 a year.
Look at Washington Post.
More musicians join Neil Young over demand for...
Wait.
Can you figure your shit out?
I sent you an email on how to get past paywalls.
Did you use it?
I'm behind it.
It's just there's a big-ass advertisement thing there.
Advertisement.
More musicians join Neil Young in demanding Spotify remove their content over COVID misinformation.
And it includes Joni Mitchell.
Ah, blackface Joni Mitchell.
Will she be taking her?
Yeah, if Joni Mitchell went against the vaccine, I 100% guarantee you they would show her in Blackface, which she was a character.
She was a black pimp who had a fedora and a suit on.
And she would go to parties in Blackface dressed as this guy.
He had a name.
I forget his name.
It's like Destiny.
Oh, that reminds me.
I'm debating Destiny on February 3rd.
Is that this weekend?
Saturday night?
Two days from now.
Yeah.
It can't be February 3rd.
When is it now?
He wants to debate me.
It would be the 6th.
On fucking.
5th.
On...
Come on, Brain.
Yeah, it's February 5th.
I'll be debating a guy who calls himself Destiny.
And I think he's taking the side that Joe Rogan's information is deadly.
It's misinformation.
On what platform?
That's a great question, Ryan.
I was watching a debate on the Crucible where there was this guy, Heem, who's like liberal and retarded.
And I posited to him that I said, you know, in Christianity, we don't pray for an easier life.
We pray for the strength to Get through hard times.
Likewise, don't you think we should be encouraging people to be more critical in their thinking instead of shielding them from misinformation?
And he was hard-pressed to kind of agree, but then he said he thinks people aren't as smart as him.
A real elitist type.
Yeah.
Okay, so then they won't be as smart.
We shouldn't have cars because some people drive their cars into, you know, that whole thing.
So Modern Day Debate is the YouTube channel.
And they don't have a lot of videos.
They have 65,000.
Oh, yes, they do have a ton of videos.
What am I talking about?
I'm not saying you should throw personal barbs, but he is in an open relationship marriage, which is Destiny is?
Yeah, but Jesse Lee Peterson is like, no, wait a second.
You let your wife screw other man?
He's like, yes, yes, I do.
But I've also heard he's pretty based on some other things, too.
He's kind of a respectable liberal guy.
All right.
He's cool, I suppose.
Lastly, I'll just end with a bit of good news on the globalism thing.
George Soros is going after the president of China.
Now, when Kissinger was asked about the Iran-Iraq war, who he thinks will win, Kissinger sighed and said, can't they both lose?
And that's what I thought, thanks to Buchanan after reading The Unnecessary War, what World War II could have been.
Just communists versus Nazis.
They'll both lose.
Goodbye.
And I like the idea.
Maybe Soros can go fuck with China for a while.
He's destroyed America enough.
That is a dose of good news.
But it's...
On a more positive mood, the good news is...
I'm gonna go!
Congratulations.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
I cheer up for happy things.
People eat animal dicks and jump out of helicopters.
I don't cry now because I'm thinking about it.
I love that font.
Pull it up.
It's George Soros, he seems to have finally had done something about those eye bags.
It's the last link before mailbag.
Gotcha.
But he's all about Zi, because the president of China has his own gender.
Zi's, I don't know, his monopolies.
Zi Jinping.
Xi Ji Wing has done his best to dismantle Zheng Xiaoping's achievements.
He brought private companies established under Deng under the control of the CCP and undermined the dynamism that used to characterize them.
Rather than letting private enterprise blossom, Xi Ji Wing introduced his own China dream that can be summed up in two words.
Total control.
That has had disastrous consequences.
Xi Ji Wing has done his good.
Good, Soros.
Let's put the scorpion and the snake in the cell together.
They can attack each other.
Okay, let's jump to the mailbag.
I'm ready.
That's the Imperial March.
Get rid of that.
It's crazy.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death.
Let's turn our eyes together and smell bad.
Let me touch it.
Puedo tocar.
Say in Spanish.
Can I touch?
It's weird.
I got an email from Vimeo saying you should try our Vimeo OTT.
Is there something I'm not banned on?
Weird.
I think there's something in it for that.
I think you have to pay to be on Vimeo.
I've heard pray tell of that.
Why would we do that?
I don't know.
Bleep suicides.
We don't call them bleeps.
That's AIU.
We call them BIPOCs.
So I'm going to change the word bleep here.
Hey, Gavin, have you noticed the BIPOC kid suicide epidemic?
It's just a cover-up for the drug use in younger and younger BIPOCs in the BIPOC community.
It's all over YouTube recommendations and social media trending news.
They're trying to say that BIPOC kids are being bullied by whites.
Again, spoiled brats.
Least racist nation on earth.
And we hear about white bullies.
Is an overdose technically suicide?
Because fentanyl overdose is a leading cause of death for Americans age 18 to 45.
Yeah, it's rappers made drugs cool.
Percocet.
Perka, Percocet.
Lil Pump, all those fucking lazy, slobbering mumble rappers.
They got, like in one of the videos, he gets out of his car and where his feet are covered with pill bottles.
I was like, oh, let me see if he got like a Co-op City kind of vibe to him.
Just the same rapper guy.
Oh, they played at the gym all the time.
Like we're listening to Panama.
Burning down the avenue.
I think I do.
Don't you know you got it all for me?
I got it one last time.
Don't get high.
And then they just fucking come and they kill it.
And they put on like, got them with my son is on.
I'm addicted to the drugs and the cars and the weed, and I'm getting high.
I put my dick inside my hand, and I'll drive, drive, drive.
Ow.
How do you put your dick in your hand and drive?
You could put your scrotum in between my gloves and the heavy bag, and it wouldn't bother me.
That's actually too hype.
And then the guy adds, it's actually kind of a clever spin.
Hey, fellas, I propose the reason you think your shits have been smelling like cobalt is because your oral factory, all factory systems are fucked by COVID.
I had COVID last July and I still don't really have a sense of smell.
But when something has a very strong aroma, it seems to me like a rusty frying pan that has been on the stove or some old burning metallic smell.
Many other people around me have expressed the very same thing after losing their smell due to COVID.
This, I believe, I hear you, is the best theory so far.
Except everything smells normal to me now, including lemons, which was like the last thing to really come by.
But meat, yeah, tasted weird for a while.
Even fries, anything savory, kind of had the same smell.
All of my cologne smelled exactly the same.
But now I have, I could pick up the nuances of citrus in the cologne.
I could smell regular shit, which disproves this theory on my part.
I don't know about you.
But I was having anosmia for a while and then porosmia, which is loss of smell and then smelling shit weird.
But I've smelled regular shit since.
I've actually taken regular shit since, but I also noticed the cobalt thing happening as well.
Like today, regular shit smell.
Yesterday, pure cobalt.
Well, if I'm in Bundy doesn't win Idaho, they're going to need our shits.
Now, do you smell things that are off?
I don't know.
Yeah.
Well, this is my tip to that guy, by the way.
So, luckily, the nerve system that it damages when you have anosmia, it's one of the few places in the brain that can actually repair itself.
So, through, and this sounds gay, but get essential oils, a kit from Amazon.
Don't do that.
Smell them and try to remember what a lemon smells like and do that twice a day.
You don't have to be too crazy about it.
Don't listen to this, folks.
And it works.
This is misinformation.
And it works.
Stay away from things that you don't know what it smells like, like lavender and shit like that.
Stick to like orange things like that.
Fast forward.
And that will help.
Mute.
Really enjoyed the Bundy interview as a full-time cattleman myself.
Anytime I hear somebody defending beef and defending cattle ranching, I love it.
We are less than 1% of the U.S. population, so we barely have a voice anymore.
I was recently watching an old video of you at a turkey farm.
I'd love to see you do a similar type of video at a cattle ranch.
Maybe I could do it at Am and Bundy's.
Hey, well, that'd be awesome.
Anyhow, thanks for sharing it.
I want to be his friend really bad.
Yeah, he's cool.
It's weird too, because he texted me, say, okay, my Skype's set up.
And I've been texting him ever since.
Oh, really?
Like, my favorite one is to send him that bing bong guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I send that to people all over the world.
And I say, you must be so jealous of me in New York City.
But that homeless guy going, I want to talk to Joe Byron.
Bing bong.
You guys know what we're talking about, right?
I hope so.
I think it's the show's called Bing Bong.
And here in New York, because the subways, when it's time to go, the subways go, bing bong.
And now New Yorkers have taken it as an exclamation.
So, for example, you might give someone the finger and yell, Pete Davidson, fuck your life.
Bing bong.
Crazy.
It was crazy.
Like, it was just a wild, wild shot.
He like pulled up from half court, right, and just banged it.
To the wind!
This isn't a good example of their network.
I was like, oh, no.
It was like, you know, it was like, this is the worst possible video you could have done up.
This is like intelligent, normal New Yorkers.
99% of their channel is toothless crackheads going, bing bong.
It's a motherfucking bing bong.
Anyway, I sent Ammon that.
Yeah, there we go.
What we doing, Coney Island?
Collect real, snow.
We keep it real.
Fuck your life.
Bing bong.
He had too many shots.
Here we go.
You want a shot?
Hey, Ariana Grande, what's up, Mama?
Come to Coney Island, take a spin on the site.
And then you throw a bing bong in there.
Bing bong.
Yeah.
New York Nico, I've been following some of his shit.
You see the Italian guy on there?
Yeah, the really ugly guy.
He's awesome.
Yeah.
Like, yo, your sister's cooch, you know, fucking Baba Dude.
Oh, man, that's not it.
My first one, thank you for always providing great content.
Your show last night was excellent.
I had no idea what all the bullcrap ranchers go through.
I'm in a new relationship with a good man.
This is a lady who can offer me stability and love in the long run.
He's a regular guy, an alpha male, who has to take charge.
I find it very sexy.
I used to date beta males who will take whatever chick they can get.
And I'd like some advice on how to keep up with an alpha.
He loves my femininity, so of course I wear makeup.
My hair is always down.
I wear cute outfits with heels.
We're done here.
That's all we ask.
We actually ask less than that.
I ask, as long as you don't shit from your C-word.
I do what I know to be dainty.
Can you think of anything else an alpha would like?
My feminist bluehood friends think I'm a sellout for working hard to please a man.
Guess what?
They're all single except one who is in an abusive relationship with a trans man.
You don't say.
Yeah, ladies, trans are mentally ill gays.
So when you're dating a mentally ill man, the odds of it getting violent are very high.
I wish these ladies would stop buying into the feminist dogma and stop being so fat mentally and physically.
Thank you for using that analogy.
And get a real man because I can absolutely say that I'm happier than ever.
All right.
So, Elise.
Alice?
She says I can say her name, but I literally can't.
A-L-Y-S-E.
You may say that.
Alicey.
Can you?
Alice?
I don't know.
Here's the thing, though, Elise.
Alpha Males, great.
I'm glad you find the guy.
But men can are in a culture where it's okay to turf a chick at any time.
So don't let them use up your best years, like 25 to 30, and then turf your ass.
You got to have a plan.
Just like that band, what were we talking about there?
The Godfathers of Hipton, Cro-Mags?
No.
Sick of it all?
No.
What was the band?
With Vinny Stigma?
I'm drawing a blank here.
Cro-Mags, and then there was Jimmy Stigma.
Agnostic Front.
Agnostic Front.
You know, these bands, they don't have a long-term plan.
If you're in a band and you're touring in your early 20s, more power to you.
You don't want to do that when you have kids.
You don't want to do that when you're 40.
So you get a record label or a production company or nasty little man, Stephen Martin from Agnostic Front.
He runs a PR company for the Beastie Boys.
He's fucking rich.
You know, you have to have a long-term plan.
So ladies, you're enjoying the relationship.
Everything's going great.
I would just, my advice in the short term would be like, don't be too jealous.
Be easygoing.
Be fun to hang out with.
Stay pretty.
Blow them.
Maybe even lie and imply threesomes are on the horizon when they're not.
That's what my wife did.
She implied there's going to be a lot of threesomes.
There were zero.
But if he's not talking about marriage or if he gets really freaked out when you mention the ring or if he says some shit like, it's just a piece of paper, I would have a plan B on the horizon.
And as a lot of old ladies say, if he's not ready to marry you in nine months, he won't be ready in nine years.
So like two years?
That's a long fucking time to not put a ring on it.
Yeah.
At which point I would suggest marriage rape.
Right.
Like my friend Tracy, she said, what kind of ring do you think you would get me if you were to propose?
And he goes, oh, I'd probably use my grandmother's ring.
It would mean a lot to her.
Oh, can I see it?
He brings the grandmother's ring.
She goes, oh, my God, I do.
She marriage raped him, and it worked.
Yeah, very successful.
You know, another thing a woman could do is like make a guy food.
You know, like, just meat, though.
What's on your face there?
Learn, reset?
Yeah, it's a positive message of encouragement.
So it's like, you know, women are like, you know, should I make a pie for him?
And it's like, well, it depends how you define pie.
You know, some pies could be shepherd's pie.
That's savory, isn't it?
Hey.
So, you know, you could make him a mashed potato pie with some mince meat on the bottom.
But do you make it sweet or savory?
Well, it's up to you.
And to which I say, you know, like, you can make him a number of pies.
Maybe like a dinner pie and then a dessert pie with some apples.
You know, you say, oh, well, like, apples are not sustainable.
It's like, well, yeah, they are.
Jordan, are you crying?
Thing about apples.
It's one button apple.
Spoils the punch.
Okay, last letter.
Green screen is the subject.
You're always talking about great music.
It would be awesome if you did a green screen shitting on music you hate.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Oh, yeah.
Obviously, I hate We Built the City on Rock and Roll, but that's hack.
My new least favorite song in the world is called Don't Believe Me, Just Watch.
I fucking hate it.
I hate the horns.
I hate the Filipino being like a jazzy black guy.
I hate little fedoras and purple silk suits.
And like, look at me.
You don't believe me?
Just watch.
Watch me move.
I picture like someone standing on their tippy toes with a fedora and a Michael Jackson-y kind of a thing.
Mark Ronson's obsession with like funk.
Jazz Town Funk.
Look at he's all pimped out.
A little Pilipino.
I don't know who I hate worse, him or the weekend.
They both try to like steez off Michael Jackson's.
And it sounds way too polished and not enough.
Shoulders?
Yeah.
And it's just so funky and sexy.
Got chucks on with Saint Laurent.
Gotta kiss myself.
I'm so pretty.
I'm too riding.
It's like more.
They're ripping off Morris D in the time.
Oh, a little bit, yeah, with that bass, that sub-bass.
Oh, boom.
And it's not paying homage to funk.
It's ripping it off till I commercialize it.
I didn't even like funk when it was authentic.
Right, right.
Get it out of here.
The concept of sexy, confident men makes me puke.
Look at them.
He's doing girl shit.
Here we go, chorus.
It's hard on the eyes.
It's hard on the ears.
It hurts my chest.
Like, you know when sometimes you're so horny that your chest feels tight?
That's how I feel, but with disgust.
I have a hate boner.
You know, there was this great thing that Josh did on his show about pop music and how it's like terrorizing people.
You know, and you should check it out.
Did a great segment on that about pop music just playing like outside.
Like you're walking around.
You can't hear birds chirping.
You can't hear people talking.
When you're in a public place.
You never don't have earbuds.
No, it's well, this is where my powers come from.
If I don't do...
I don't mean headphones here at work.
I mean, you listen to at your house, when you're in the shower, you've got a podcast going.
You're never hearing anything but your headphones.
Actually, lately, I've been...
And you're giving me advice?
I've been taking them out lately, but with that music you can control.
I'm talking about when you're out and about.
So what's the point?
He doesn't like that you're forced to hear this pop music?
Yeah, like the monotony of it.
Like it takes away the entire dynamic of music, which is like a reflection of the music.
Does he live in Costa Rica?
Yep.
Okay.
When he lived in LA, I mean, they're playing pop music out of your butt.
You know, you walk down the street, you kind of get away from it.
Can we get to the final video, please?
Yep.
Here we go.
Has this been a good show?
It's been a pretty good show.
I think it's pretty good.
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
I like the variety.
A lot of variety.
That's what I was going to say.
Monday, Tuesday, Friday, but then Wednesdays and Thursdays are totally different.
It's like my workout on Monday bag day.
I do water bag, double end bag, slip.
And then I go, that's boring.
So I mix it up.
Sometimes I use the wrecking ball.
Sometimes I use a heavy bag for my main bag.
The double end, we have three different double ends, so I rotate those.
And then with the slip rope, sometimes I'll use the slip rope, sometimes I'll use a slip bag.
Do you know what a slip bag is?
No, you.
It's a little heavy bag.
You push it away from you, and then you fucking slip.
And I know when I'm hitting the heavy bag the second time, I go, I'm two-thirds of the way done this shit.
When I take my son, my youngest boy, he's like, I hate boxing.
Why do we have to go?
I go, I hate boxing too.
Everyone does.
That's what working out is.
No one likes it.
Don't believe me.
Just watch.
These fucking teenagers, my teenage boy won't wear a jacket.
There was a story in Albany the other day.
Some kid froze to death because he was wearing just a sweatshirt and sweatpants and he froze to death waiting for the bus.
And my son and all his friends, I see them out in the street.
Sometimes I'll drive by them and I'll see them going, freezing their fucking asses off.
And you have to make them wear a coat.
At one point he goes, can you pick me up?
I go to pick him up.
He's standing there holding the coat I made him leave with that day.
It's like a dress to them.
It's a chiffon dress.
Someone sent me a meme.
It was like, this teenager petrified that his friends will find out he owns a coat.
It really is the weirdest thing.
It's like you're making them wear high-heeled shoes, and I'm not exaggerating.
They're like, what the fuck?
And you see them take it off as soon as they can?
I'll get you a cool coat.
How does the media deal with this narrative?
This exposed the thing that we did, like the Roxham Road thing, where they're sneaking people into Canada.
I mean, whose fault is it that these four people, including Infant, die trying to leave the U.S. to Canada from Manitoba?
Because they welcome you in there.
Oh, from Manitoba.
U.S.-Canada border.
Apparently.
No, sorry, from America to Manitoba.
Anyway, you're off topic.
You should have found me the kid who died in Albany.
Yeah, I was looking for that.
Oh, Albany, fuck.
Yeah, I said...
Well, you should have known I meant Albany when I said Albany.
That's usually a tip-off.
I was a college student.
College student found unconscious on freezing morning, dies.
Sheesh.
I'll get you the...
You don't want a North Face with like reflective tape, a large?
Yeah.
No problem.
Or a Canada goose.
Dads don't mind spending money on things like beds and jackets and boots.
We don't mind that.
Anyway.
Oh, one letter here, Ryan.
A lot of people are mad at you for having not seen Mad Max.
Yeah, yeah, I'm mad at myself, too.
Yeah.
See, he's just like the black kids in the hood.
Like, people tell him stuff, and he's like, yeah, that's nice.
I watched Road Warrior.
The first one.
Planning to watch more of them, but.
Wait, Road Warrior is the one with humongous.
No.
Yeah.
The very first.
What's the very first one?
Mad Max.
Oh, I watched that one.
The one in Australia?
Yeah, yeah.
Where like they're in a trailer park and they take the woman and they shoot you down.
That's not a good one.
That's like an indie film.
Yeah, I didn't love it, so I was like, kind of bummed.
Yeah, no, that's almost like a student film.
Although, the bad guy in that is in the Tom Hardy one.
Oh, nice.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's the guy with the face.
Yeah, with the skull face.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, so this is a woman.
She looks Asian to me, but she thinks she's Mexican, and she's bitching about how hard it is to be brown in America, the least racist country on earth.
And by the by, this is something Ann Coulter always points out.
Blacks have an argument.
We were slaves here.
We didn't have the same rights as you.
We're just, well, I'm more American than Gavin McInnes.
He's been an American for like two weeks.
I've been here for 400 years.
Okay, I'll hear you out.
I think that ship has sailed and I think your community has a lot of culpability, but at least you have a point.
If you're Mexican and you came here, first of all, you have the blood of a conquistador who killed the Aztecs, so you're just as bad as me.
But you can't come to a country.
That's like me going to Japan and going, what the fuck?
Do you know how hard it is to be white in Japan?
No one even speaks English here.
This is bullshit.
That's not allowed.
Yeah, wait a second.
As a Scottish person, you have no culpability for coming here and fucking up the Indians.
Well, the argument there is, and by the way, as I pointed out to my wife the other day, because she was saying some Indian joke, we didn't fuck over the Indians.
We fucked the Indians in the pussy.
It was the English who had their whole class system.
Scots don't have a class system.
There's Highlanders and mainlanders.
The Highlanders are just taller.
But we were happy to fuck the squaws.
So we did.
And they kept the tradition going, Gav.
And I did too.
Although I haven't in a while.
Well, actually, I think I did Saturday?
I think I did Saturday.
I did a good job, too.
Getting good jobs.
I lasted like...
You know, if they touch your balls, then they're saying, you can stop now.
Pressing the fast forward button.
Sometimes I'm insulted because I'll be fucking and then she'll tickle my balls and I'm like, you're hitting the fast forward and we're only like 30 seconds in?
You want to skip to the end of the movie already?
I'm not complaining.
All right.
I actually am getting horny talking like that.
I'm getting a bit of a boner.
Let's lose our boners with this lunatic.
There goes your sunglasses.
Welcome, merry motherfucker, Christopher Fitz.
You will never know what it's like to be a brown person in the fucking face.
You'll never know what it's like to be a brown person in this fucking society.
My cousin gives me that shit because he's darker Puerto Rican than me.
I'm like, give me a fucking rake.
Yes.
Where does he live?
He dresses in like short salmon pants and like dress up tees, like a fucking Boston frat guy, like a Maryland fucking fratty dude.
And he's like, you'll never know what it's like to be the brown guy in the group.
I was like, if it was all you browns and there was a white guy in the group, you wouldn't treat him different because he is.
Well, you'd make jokes.
You'd make white jokes.
Yeah.
Like at the gym.
What, they don't invite you to shit?
No, they do.
Okay, then what, then what?
What?
Crazy.
Well, I did get lynched when I was falsely accused of raping a girl that I raped.
I'm rethinking all of those too.
Like to kill a mockingbird.
It's all about this innocent guy who was accused of sexually assaulting this girl because she lied because she was so ashamed that she was attracted to a black guy.
I took that as a fact my entire life until like a week ago.
And then I was like, yeah, they said that about the Tulsa, Oklahoma race riots, that it was based on a lie that a black kid grabbed her ass.
Maybe he did grab her ass.
And you can intimidate women into saying yes, and they feel like they don't have an option to say no.
So yeah, they're saying yes.
But really, there's an underlying theme of if you say no, there's not going to be so much.
Don't take anything for granted anymore.
Yeah.
Sorry, Boo Radley.
Okay, so let's get back to this chick.
But the reason I looked that up is because they're taking that book out of schools.
Like, Mouse and To Kill a Mockingbird.
Mouse is about how Nazis were bad and the Holocaust was horrible.
It's not a very adventurous hypothesis, but that's the message.
And To Kill a Mockingbird is about defending those who have been falsely accused of a crime and being a non-racist person who sees people for who they are.
Both banned in Clown World.
Okay.
Have it your way, dummies.
No, you would not love it because it's fucking terrible.
It's goddamn awful.
What is she on?
I think she's Asian and she's drunk.
I think she's maybe like Cambodian or some sort of Southeast Asian and she's been drinking beer all day and you people don't do great with the booze.
Truth.
Don't worry, this gets good.
What do I got to do with this?
I am proud.
I am broken.
I am automatically fucking guilty.
So what the fuck am I telling you?
And I've got to write.
I am proud.
I am broken.
I am guilty.
I think she was accused of shoplifting.
And she did.
And she's trying to cover it up by being outraged.
But she's so drunk that she's overdoing the outrage.
And she actually tricked herself into thinking she's innocent.
She's pissing right now.
Told you it was going to get good.
You guys should just say.
Yeah, back the fuck up because you are bitch ass motherfucker.
Who almost motherfucker.
You bitch ass nutter butter.
You bitch ass motherfucking nincum poop.
I'm sick of so many negative people in this area.
Fucking ninny.
You naggers.
Always nagging me.
And then, like, because she said ninny, then she has to be like fucking whipper snappers.
She has to be always nagging people with your pickup tricks.
You are bitch ass motherfucker.
You don't got nothing in name.
Wow.
Look how much piss is coming out of her.
Yeah, she's really wow.
That's where I get drunk from.
Because it looks like a six-pack coming out of her vagina.
Dude.
That's a lot of piss.
A lot of piss.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
That's a lot of piss.
A lot of piss this year.
Fucker.
You don't got nothing to say about your wrong female.
You are a bitch ass motherfucker.
You motherfucker.
You are a bitch ass motherfucker.
This ain't what you want, holly.
She's drunk.
This ain't what you want.
She's a drunk Mexican who looks Asian.
That's what I want to fucking say.
And she's in a black.
It's okay.
God got you.
God got you.
You're a horrible person.
Okay.
Now she seems Korean.
You're a horrible person.
She pissed out all the Mexicans.
You're the one pissing your pants.
You're a horrible person.
I'm the bad guy.
You made me piss.
The last time I pissed, it went into a urinal.
Okay.
Is this?
You want to be God's love and light.
Is this shit?
You ain't got no God's love in life.
Okay, he doesn't have any God-loving light.
He's got God shit.
See, now that sounds more Korean.
Yeah.
I think she's Korean.
Not nothing but God's shit.
Because Koreans are super Christian.
Mexicans, they don't really.
And like, she knows not to say the N-word.
She knows like God, love, and light.
So she quotes the scriptures.
That's Koreans.
She does look Korean.
You know why Koreans are so Christian?
Why?
Because General MacArthur liberated them.
You know why he was so interested in liberating Asia?
Because he had an Asian mistress named Dimples.
So her gorgeous fat ass, because you know how she was Pilipina.
Pilipinas can sometimes have a bit of an ass.
Her gorgeous ass was so hot and tight that it made him stay there.
It made Koreans Christian.
Freakonomics.
You ain't got nothing but God's shit.
I love it.
I love it.
Hey, you ain't got nothing but God's fucking shit!
What is God's shit?
Isn't that us?
Isn't Earth God's shit?
Animals are God's shit, I guess.
Why don't they just drag her out of there?
It's like all this litigation.
We can't drag people anymore.
She'll be fine.
You have some piss on your hand?
She's already going to have itchy thighs.
Purel stations all over the place.
Yeah.
Grab her by your shoulder and don't yank her anything, but just casually walk her to the store.
If she falls, then drag her out.
That's what Jimmy Kimmel did to Andy Dick when he fondled Ivanka Trump.
Everywhere.
So that's the show, folks.
It's all about Joe Rogan today.
He's taken on the machine.
He's taking on the globalists.
And all he did was have a conversation.
But that's a crime in this day and age.
So should he not have those conversations?
Should he delete those podcasts?
Obviously not.
He's got to get out there.
You got to take the fight to the fighters.
You have to get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
I bet you wish you did, and I know I do.
Why have you got secrets?
Cause I know you have.
If you've got something to hide, then it must be bad.
A change has gotta come before too long, I know.
Peasant's gotta come, and I could be wrong, I know.