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Jan. 3, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S04E70 - INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My One with Kevin McGuinness.
I lost my favorite pen in all the hullabaloo.
Can't trip, gotta get into something.
What'd you say?
Can't sleep?
Can't sleep, gotta get into something.
That's been my problem the past few nights.
I don't get hungover anymore.
I wake up in the middle of the night, and then I can't get back to sleep.
And when I wake up, I'm woke up.
Like woke.
Like AOC woke.
Could start the day.
Like you closing your eyes right now, that kind of woke.
And then it takes hours, hours to get back to sleep.
You know Steve Bannon was on Jack Pesobic's podcast?
Whoa, stop.
Why are you wearing dolls clothes?
I got huge.
Stand up.
For what I believe in.
You look like a lumberjack balloon.
Dude, your shirt's garbage.
This is what I'm talking about.
New Year, same old crap.
Your shirt doesn't fit.
You're blurry.
Yeah, correct?
Your Honor, is that for the prosecution or the defense?
Because that's what I'm screaming.
I stand.
Oh, I got to get you a gavel.
Oh, yeah.
Put that on your to-do list.
We decided Ryan needs to work more hours here.
Yeah, dude, you got to accept it.
Like, say you put on a sock and there's a hole in your toe that's like the size of an eyelash.
There's not.
Yeah, no, no.
We got.
I can't believe you wear Timberlands as an adult.
I got them for Christmas, and I'm very happy about that.
They're Puerto Rican garbage.
Black garbage.
Yeah, okay.
Okay, worse.
Just worse.
Just getting Puerto Ricans are worse.
In fact, to prove we're not racist, that guy Gary Clark Jr. that did the opening song is a black and African-American person of color.
But yeah, are you wearing Timberlands as a joke?
No, they're awesome.
I've always wanted them, and my wife got them for me for Christmas.
What's funny about that?
So yeah, so I don't give a, I'm not talking literally about your actual sock on your foot right now.
I'm saying generally, like when you, the second you see a hole in your sock, go, gotta go, out.
You're a very sock-sensitive person.
Like when it comes to the soakers, throw your shoes away.
Put your feet in the garbage.
When it comes to like a hole in your socks.
No, but you get a soaker, you're fucked.
Like I was watching this movie last night with the family hunting the wild of people.
It's Taiki Wakakupi Shasha.
You know, that Maori Jew that everyone loves.
It's pretty funny.
But it's about this Maori kid, I guess, who gets adopted.
And then the mom dies, and the grumpy stepdad is the one who has to look after him.
Of course, they become friends.
But in it, there's a scene where they're walking through a river.
And you're like, well, now you're fucked.
You have to have a fire.
You have to make logs that can support your shoes.
And you're going to have to cook your feet, your shoes, for like, I don't know, four or five hours.
True.
In the heat.
I do have a sock with a hole in it, and it ruins my day because then you feel the shoe.
It's just garbage.
Like when I offered you my blue couch and you go, no, I have this couch.
And you had your weird IKEA garbage couch.
Do you still have that fucking couch?
Yes.
That's got like the blankets on it are the same blankets you use when you're moving.
Those quilted gray garbage blankets you put on a TV.
The IKEA, like low rubber.
So you said no, because you go, no, I don't need a couch.
I have this couch.
I built this couch.
No, you assembled the couch and you gave up like a $3,000 designer couch.
Let's be honest.
Was there any urination on that whatsoever?
No.
You lied.
No, I never pissed that couch.
Okay.
But going back to the sleep thing, did you hear about sleeping?
Urine isn't toxic waste.
You wash the outer cushion and it's just like, it was wet once.
Mabes.
But the sleep schedule thing.
This is the weirdest thing I wanted to do.
I know.
We have to get you to understand what garbage is.
I get it.
Like your room.
I don't know.
I haven't been to your, I haven't checked out your room since you got married, but back at your old place, you had like 17 People's entire wardrobes on the floor.
It's a nice room.
And, you know, did you throw out contractor bags full of clothes?
Yeah, literally did.
That shirt should go in the pile.
But no, donate it.
People will say, donate.
You know what?
Donations are fine.
Go look up fucking the Congo.
The war-torn Congo.
They're all wearing Nike and like St. Patrick's Day parade shirts.
We're fine for clothes.
Don't donate clothes.
As far as donating toys go, I guess at Christmas, if they're still in the box, sure, but that's just you buying toys.
But all like, people saw a bunch of Toy Story shit, like the stuff that Ryan keeps, in my garbage once.
I can't remember.
I posted on Instagram and I had a clear garbage bag and they're like, you're not donating those?
What?
No one wants an old woody.
Although my wife got an old woody this morning.
This is the apartment a couple of, maybe a week ago.
Okay.
So it's not the tidiest ever, but it's, you know, it's a nice area.
That's a little.
You should mount those guitars on the wall.
I was thinking that, but then I'm scared of anything falling on the baby, but also her knocking it down.
But she's more likely to knock it down when it's leaning against the wall, genius.
Oh, it's not leaning against the wall.
Those are on stands.
Okay.
But they're just bottom stands.
You can't see.
There's no like top brace.
So the baby, you're going to have to figure out something when she starts walking or crawling.
Yeah.
But the wall thing, maybe.
I was thinking about it.
Oh, we've got to find some studs.
But did you hear about the sleep schedule thing with Bannon?
You don't need to find studs for a guitar.
Guitar thing?
Okay.
All right.
Go ahead.
But yeah, Bannon was on Pessobic's podcast, and at the end of it, they're talking about how he sleeps, he doesn't sleep eight hours a night.
Most people don't that I know.
But he sleeps four hours, wakes up, reads like the Bible or something, and then goes back to sleep for another four hours.
And that's what people used to do.
Yeah, it was called second night.
Yeah.
Because before electricity, you'd go to bed crazy early, especially in New York in the winter.
It's dark at four.
You start going around six.
Around seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, you wake up at eleven and you're like, all right.
That's awesome.
So then you'd take a candle and go to your neighbor's house and have a beer.
That's the cool thing.
Because everyone was shit-faced in New York before they got water.
Kids were drinking beer.
It's the only liquid you could get where you wouldn't get dysentery.
So they'd be, kids would have, it wasn't very alcoholic, but kids were drinking beer.
Volunteers would come by.
You'd pay workers in whiskey.
Like everyone was hammered.
You can almost understand prohibition coming about when people were that shithammered.
But yeah, I think we're supposed to do that.
I think Howard Stern does that.
Right after he's done his shift, he goes into his office and has like a two-hour nap.
I hate naps.
They're gay.
When was sleeping invented?
Cool.
When was sleeping invented?
For as long as humans have roamed the earth, that's one of my biggest pet peeves, is when people say the oldest profession or since the beginning of time, we've had prostitution.
Yeah, I know, I figured that out too.
It's not rocket science.
Don't tell me we've had criminals for as long as we've had people.
Crime, the oldest profession.
Fuck off.
Since the beginning.
If you start any story with since the beginning of time or since man first roamed the earth, you're not a writer.
Don't write.
Stop.
Stop what you're doing.
They call it biphasic sleep.
Just like we're also apparently supposed to just nibble and snack.
Snack a nap.
So not sit down and have a big, huge meal, but like whenever you're hungry, have a few bites like the Spanish do with tapas.
My youngest boy has a new pal from Spain.
And we said, okay, he came over for a plate eight and he goes, okay, we'll bring him back around four.
And they go, we don't know time.
So just bring him back.
We don't know time.
Noon, 10 p.m.
It's not a big deal.
I like that attitude.
So it's 2022.
2022.
We're in the future.
And as someone recently pointed out, we're literally in the future.
The movie Zardaz took place in 2022.
I think it was January 1st or something, 2022.
Yeah.
That's Sean Connery.
Some dude was supposed to do Lord of the Rings and he fucked it up.
This is 1973.
And so he did a science fiction movie in Ireland of all places.
And that was Sean Connery's outfit in it.
This is back when men could be sexy and not have to manscape.
He's not hoverhanding at all.
No, he's digging into her rings.
She's going to bruise from that grab.
This is pre-hoverhand.
Oh, damn.
It's got some patches.
It's a weird movie.
I don't remember it very well, but I remember it's a matriarchy.
It's very pro-gun, good.
Very pro-women in control.
In fact, they had a motto, the gun is good, the penis is evil.
So they got it half right as far as what 2022 will be like.
The penis is definitely seen as evil.
I agree.
The penis is evil.
You know how much trouble that gotten us in?
That penis of ours?
I wasn't totally blown away with my guy's performance today.
It had been two weeks because my wife doesn't want to do it when the kids are around.
So obviously the kids have been around for two weeks.
So we finally had the house to ourselves this morning after school.
And I was...
If you were to watch it as a porn, I think you'd prefer watching Jack Murphy.
He's got a little more duration.
This would be...
And variety.
This porn could have been on TikTok.
It's a vine.
I do porn for vine.
And sometimes I just, you know, midway, I'm done.
So I just stare at the camera afterwards.
After I was done, I was going to say, well, that was short and sweet, but I thought, no.
Because the sweet part was.
And then I thought about making an explanation.
Like, look, it had been a long time, so maybe the next one's going to be awesome.
But then I thought, I'm not going to do that either.
You've got to always try to be attractive to your wife.
You got to always try to be you're courting her forever, as I keep saying.
And I thought she was in the kitchen, and I came back into the bedroom and she was making the bed.
I went, Oh, Jesus.
And she goes, What the fuck?
Like, disgusted.
And I was like, I'm not scared.
I'm just very high strung.
I mean, go have a home invasion.
I'm not going to be under the covers.
I'll be killing everyone.
I'll send you guys down to the basement.
I'll be murdering everyone who comes in the house.
Don't worry about that.
But part of that quick reaction time is being very tightly wound, and my legs are always bouncing.
It's not weakness.
Another thing women don't like, by the way, is allergies.
Oh, chew.
That's weakness.
Any kind of weakness.
Anytime my wife asks me if I'm okay, if I cough or something or hurt myself, I say I'm always okay.
Oh, that's good.
I'm literally, but it's true that I'm literally have learned so much from me.
I don't like to be worried about.
I don't know what it is.
Only child syndrome.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What?
No.
I told you the famous story, the story I keep going back to is we're on a Sansa flight from Costa Rica.
The turbulence is nuts.
And the Sansa planes there only have one engine.
So if you're going down, you're going down.
And she's crying and she's so scared.
And everyone in the plane is, oh, oh, oh.
And I'm sitting there going, it's an Airbus.
Okay.
Things are way more dangerous on the ground.
Way more bus accidents than plane accidents.
We're actually much safer here than we would be in a bus.
So it's a bus in a sense that it commutes a lot.
But as far as danger goes, this is much safer than a bus.
It's like, okay, okay.
Please don't let the kids become racist.
And then we landed and I was like, meanwhile, every time she was looking that way, I could look out the window and go, holy fuck, we're good.
Hey, calm down, babe.
We got this.
Meanwhile, I'm holding in enough farts to add jets to the plane.
I'm farting so intently, or I'm holding in such intense farts that I could have just stuck my ass out the window and propelled us home.
We got one more engine, pilot.
No, we don't.
It's Costa Rica.
Oh, yeah?
We're safe.
Plane crashes due to farts.
What's God doing in that situation?
God is listening carefully to see who prays on the plane.
So he's like, should I...
Oh, wait, someone's praying.
I like that he's considering it.
He's like, eh, fuck this plane.
Just bored.
Hasidic Jews are always fanatically praying with the Torah on every flight.
And I'm like, guys, you can't do that with prayers.
If it worked, I'd pray for the Mets and we'd have won the World Series since 1986.
Maybe somebody's praying against them really hard.
Maybe he's praying to die because there's so many fucking goyam on the plane.
I also saw Spider-Man.
Nice.
Because I have children.
Please don't spoil it.
Spider-Man dies.
Fuck.
Maybe.
Oh.
I'm so scared of what you're going to say, so please.
First of all, you're disgusting that you give a fuck about a hero, superhero movie.
I've invested all my life into Spider-Man.
He's been my favorite since forever.
So did my kid.
And then he turned nine and he moved on.
Yeah, but I'm still interested to see what they do with the brand and the franchise.
Well, the plot is that Spider-Man, they don't explain this at all.
The beginning of the movie is like, Spider-Man is responsible for that drone strike that killed all those people.
And me and my eight-year-old are like, what drone strike?
That's from the movie with Mysterio, the last one, Far From Home.
Okay, I guess I didn't see that one.
I thought I saw them all.
Is it the Tom Holland guy in Far From Home?
Yeah, same guy.
Okay, so.
So Mysterio, played by Jake Gyllenhal, you know, he did a drone strike-y thing and blamed it on Spider-Man.
Who's Mysterio?
What does he look like?
He's got a big fishbowl on his head.
And he's green.
Okay, I definitely didn't see that one.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
So they all assume you've seen that one, which is gay.
And so Mysterio, as he dies or whatever he does, he goes, Spider-Man is Peter Parker.
And then everyone hates Peter Parker.
Kind of hit close to home, actually, because everyone was like, boo, when he walks down the street and filming him.
And his friends can't get into MIT.
Lots of spoilers here.
Because they're friends with him.
And I was like, been there, done that, seen my brother's career get flushed down the toilet.
Everyone gets fucked.
Isn't it funny, too, that Jack Murphy got fucked up the ass immediately after he appeared on my show?
Wait, figuratively?
Yes.
Okay.
He got his ass tongued many moons ago.
Right.
Moons.
Moons.
We're not making fun of you, Jack.
Yeah.
Well, we've already said our position on Jack Murphy, right?
Be Mexican.
I don't care that he has submissive sexual tendencies or ever did.
Ronnie the limo driver likes to get butt fucked with a strap on.
I think it's funny.
If I was into that, I would ask my wife to do it.
I don't think she would.
She's not into that.
But I don't fucking care about butt sex.
Now he said he used to fuck dudes or he used to cuck.
Okay, that's very weird, but I don't give a fuck.
And I think you can still be lead a men's group if you've cucked.
Being a man is not really about your sexual habits, although cucking is not great.
But it's about being a man, getting married, having a baby, standing by your kids.
But he didn't handle it great, as we discussed already.
He did not do the Mexican.
And then people were like, he said he fucks boys.
Obviously, pedophile is a deal-breaker.
But I don't think he meant young boys.
He meant like college gentlemen.
Anyway, people keep saying, I don't know why you're dying on this hill.
I'm not dying.
I'm a very loyal friend.
I'm standing by him.
And I think he reacted to the situation really badly, telling Sidney Watson to go fuck herself.
He's kind of new to this machismo thing.
And I'm not willing to accept the term grifter from him about him.
Anyway, we've covered that.
So Spider-Man walks down the street.
That's where you're going.
So everything sucks for him.
And then he gets Doctor Strange.
He's fucking annoying this kid.
He gets Doctor Strange to make everyone forget that he's Spider-Man.
But then as the guy's doing the spell, he's like, wait, what about my aunt?
Wait, what about my girlfriend?
Wait, what about my friend?
And so he's fucking up the spell, and then he fucks up the whole world and brings in all these other universes into this universe.
So we see all the other Spider-Man.
We see Dr. Octagon, all the enemies of every other movie.
It kind of is smart because that was an annoying thing.
They kept having these new Spider-Mans.
And that now justifies it all.
So I don't think they did that on purpose, but it was smart.
But here's the exciting thing.
And by the way, don't see this movie if you're an adult with no kids.
That's for fucking losers.
Video games are for fucking losers.
Sorry, I know we just lost a thousand subs.
Grow the fuck up.
If you want to play a video game with your little kid, that's cool.
That's a fun way.
To fucking party.
I hate how this thing keeps slipping dune.
Maybe I can tuck it here.
Tuck-a-hoe.
When Spider-Man walks down the street, they do this to him instead of a Zeke Heil.
Some like him, some don't.
I found that part emotional because I've lived that life.
I lived that life.
And it was annoying that there was almost no kids in the theater.
Like, the couple next to me were in their late 30s on a date.
What?
And they're laughing at all the jokes that are for kids.
Anyway, I saw it in 4D.
Nice.
Which I can't go back now.
What do they have?
The wind and shit?
Dude, when he's going through the city, I'm on a chair.
We're part of four chairs.
They do it in groups of four where I'm swinging like this with him.
What?
And there's wind in my face.
I want to be a part of that.
They do it in the Bronx.
Cool.
And when he shoots a web, you get there's jets behind your ears where you're like, what the fuck?
And then there's a scene where Dr. Octagon has one of his things.
Octopus.
Whatever.
Has one of his things cut off.
Yeah.
And they have jets that...
It's probably not popular with people in the South Bronx because they're used to rats.
But the jets shoot at your ankles, these jets of air.
So I don't know why, but it feels like you just had one of your claws chopped off.
I hate when that happens.
Like the girl next to me, this black chick, was like, what the fuck's going on with my feet, yo?
My claws.
Because you worried it's water.
I don't want to be getting soakers.
What else?
Oh, yeah.
Here's the best part.
You can opt out for this if you're not into it.
I opted in.
Water.
There's some right there.
Actually, that scene, you get splashed.
Water splashes you.
What?
Not a ton?
Where does it come from?
See in front of you?
No, above.
So how do they isolate?
So somebody right next to you, if they opt out, or is it sections?
Like this section of water seats?
It's individual seats.
So I guess they try to aim it.
But there's a scene where, dude, that villain is Alex Jones.
Really?
It's the guy from the drum movie.
He's always the editor of the Daily Bugle, whatever, with the other Spider-Man movies.
Peter Parker.
That guy?
Jameson, yeah.
They made him into an Alex Jones guy who does dailybugle.net.
He sells supplements.
I'm meaning to text Alex Jones and being like, dude, you're a villain in a movie.
I mean, I made it into a panel of Aquaman, but you're in fucking Spider-Man, the multiverse.
Dude, he was in King Kong in Godzilla.
The black guy, he had a secret radio show, and he was like...
Oh, yeah.
But it was a positive evil.
Yeah, maybe that's possible.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, this was much more obvious than that.
This had the graphics, like the Cyber Earth.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like his studio?
Yeah, it was no.
And he sells supplements, so there's zero doubt.
Anyway, there's a scene where that Alex Jones guy is like, that fucking Spider-Man sucks ass.
He should be raped in the cunt.
The language is really bad in this movie.
The kids were freaking out.
And it's raining, and Spider-Man's all bummed out because someone died.
I won't say whom.
Thank you.
Don't say whom as a word.
Just say who.
Whom is extinct.
And he's getting rained on.
You're getting rained on.
That's awesome.
It's fucking...
Are you drenched or just a little bit?
No, no, no.
Okay, cool.
Imagine it's just a dude up there spitting.
But there were some moments where I'm looking at my little boy and I'm like, is this too intense?
Like, sometimes I take him on rides and I go, oh, fuck, this was a bad move.
Because I look back and he's going.
And I was worried that it was too intense for him.
So that's how good it is.
Damn.
I might go see Scream.
Scream is coming out in 4D.
Oh, yeah.
Hell yeah.
Maybe have a little edible.
Yay.
Who spooky spaghetti and tomato sauce?
We just got a babysitter, so movies will be a thing soon.
Why didn't you ask my daughter to babysit?
Oh, yeah, we could.
Yeah.
Or me.
It's my goddamn.
Just brace the neck and feed the bottles.
I saw a video of a little black kid today, seven hours old, with his head up.
Wow.
That would freak me out.
We got an alien.
Our baby just started doing that.
I know, your baby sucks.
No, she's advanced.
She was like, I didn't want to.
So she's got, like, motives.
Oh, you know why she lifted her head?
Because the doctor said, it's been so long.
I'm not sure she's going to be able to lift her head before any other baby.
And that's when Daphne went, what the fuck you say?
Oh, nothing.
Yeah, I thought so.
Jerry back down.
I'm going to try keeping these shows a little shorter.
I think two hours is too much gav for anyone.
But there's a lot of important news items here.
Like, I thought this was so awesome.
Montreal was told they couldn't party on New Year's Eve, right?
And that was a real fuck you.
Naples, you're seeing a lot of politicians just be like, uh, you have to wear a mask on Saturdays.
And no kissing.
Yeah, it's Revenge of the Nerds.
So the mayor of Naples, is that the same as Napoli?
He goes, yeah, no fireworks tonight.
Yeah, no fireworks.
So look at this.
This is on Tommy Robinson's Getter.
This was Naples the night that the mayor told them no fucking fireworks.
Look at that.
Turn it up.
You got to hear it.
Turn it up.
Bring the noise.
Now, full screen.
Work with me here.
Is there any volume?
No.
Really?
There is.
Look at that.
That is 100% of the resonance.
Is that such a beautiful fuck you back to the establishment?
Like, can you get a tattoo of that video?
It's so perfect.
No fireworks for you.
No, fuckface.
You work for us.
They didn't chintz on it either.
I got to send you this.
My buddy sent me a firework box from...
You know the place in Matamoros?
Is it Matamoros?
Yeah.
Phantom?
Yep.
It's called the Grounds for Divorce.
I'm going to just text it to you.
That's easier.
Me and this guy, Curtis, we used to go, $800 is two for one.
So we would both go in $400, and then we're at $8, and now we have $1,600 of fireworks, which is way too much.
That's the one I remember I blew my hand off?
Oh, yeah.
That's $1,500.
Is it $1,500 or $1,700?
Sorry, two grand.
That's $2,000, which is fuck.
That's bullshit.
What a fucking jip.
There's no way that's two grand's worth of fireworks.
And with the scam I just told you, with the $400, I spend $400, he spends $400, you get way more than that.
You get more than you can handle.
You can't handle the fireworks.
I thought we'd include a picture of Elliot Page and her dog looking fucking weird.
The testosterone starts to change your face after a while.
And she's getting a man's face now.
She's winning the war with her body.
She cut her tits off.
If I was her body, I'd be like, fuck this bitch.
I hate her guts.
Radiates joy.
How is that radiating joy?
Little fucking tiny laugh lines?
She's turning into a dude.
This dude.
The guy who played Ezra Miller.
I mean, you must start regretting it.
Look at all these sad boys.
Is that the new look?
I don't know.
It's weird.
The new look with the kids today, my eldest boy is into this.
They all wear sweatpants, a sweatshirt, and their bangs are as big as a bush.
They almost hang over their eyes.
It's just this huge bang.
I'm like, you're a fucking e-boy.
Yeah, it's the fuckboy haircut.
They're into their jawlines.
It's embarrassing.
And then here's another woman and her dog, 1-7.
Cute little chick.
I hope she's single.
Oh, wow.
She's pretty cute.
Let me pull this up.
She's adorable.
I don't know who's cuter, her or her little doggie.
That's tough.
She's...
Now, the problem with that kind of chick is they're very attractive when they're young, but it's baby fat.
Like, they have that cheerleader look.
And they don't often age well, you know?
Like, you know, the chick in being John Malkovich?
Yes.
She's aged well.
Like, she's got the jaw and the cheekbones, so she'll still be very attractive at 60.
Even 70, you don't want to fuck her, but she'll age in an elegant way.
A lot of these cute little bimbo chicks, like that one with the doggie, they sort of get...
Although Goldie Han was a cute little bimbo, and she didn't age bad, but then she had those big eyes.
So we'll see how this little sweetie ages.
I'm not optimistic.
Is it this one, right?
Yeah.
What's her name again?
I'll find out.
She's even got a cool, sexy name.
She looks a little Native American-ish.
Yeah.
And the eyes and the high-ass cheekbones, very Pocahontian.
That was a great article in the Post this week in the Pretendians.
And it was all about these white women who pretend they're Indians.
Katherine Keener.
I'm keen for Katherine.
Doesn't she look great?
That's the kind of woman that's almost a Benjamin Buttons babe, where they get hotter as they get older.
When she's in a movie with Fred Armison.
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By the way, Jared Holt, speaking of pretendians, he gives LARPers like me a bad name by wearing Carhartt?
Dude, bad news.
Everyone wears Carhartt.
That's true.
Everyone.
I saw some old Chinese lady wearing it today.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it's like the new Levi's.
It's embarrassing, actually.
I'm a blue-collar LARPer, and you haven't heard of the shit I wear.
Like Grease Point.
Yeah, no, I haven't.
I'm so blue-collar LARPer, if I could afford a Canadian goose, I wouldn't get it because it doesn't fit my Steez.
Carnhart's not blue-collar LARP.
You're LARPing as a LARPer.
That's what I'm saying.
He's LARPing, but he's LARP as a LARP.
We call you guys LARPosers.
That hurts.
But he's LARPing.
My pants are made of wax.
My pants are wax.
They come with wax.
They call you Gavin Wax.
He's suing you.
Isabella Riley's interested in you now.
My denim pants are so thick that when I walk around in my house, you hear like as it folds and bends.
It sounds like cardboard, and it feels like cardboard.
It's very painful.
My clothes are remarkably uncomfortable.
My friend Neat Dreams got raw denim.
Have you heard of this raw denim?
That's what I'm talking about.
Yeah.
It's from Japan.
And when you see it in person, you're like, damn, that's sick.
Yeah, when you see me in person.
Or anybody wearing them.
Like, I'm talking about my pants.
You describe the exact same pants, and then you say, when I see the people wearing them, I'm like, that's sick.
Like, what?
Dad, you don't know how to have a conversation.
I guess when I see the pants.
Oh, yeah.
You ever seen those Ferraris?
Yeah, I have one.
Oh, man.
When I see this, my buddy and a Ferrari, I'm like, cool, car.
What?
Well, the unwaxed I like more.
I'm talking about two different pants, genius.
So you have waxed and raw.
No one has waxed denim.
There's the wax pants that were gross point, I believe.
And then there were the denims that were in a totally different company.
There's wax denim.
Oh, those look like gay leather pants.
Here, let me tell you these two brands, because I want the kids at home to be better than you.
Is it Grease Point?
That sounds familiar.
Yeah.
So, Grease Point is the denim.
And Red Cloud.
So those are the greasy, waxy pants.
No, no, sorry.
Those are the denim.
Those are the denims.
They're a little wider at the ankle than they appear in these.
But they're like $350.
And you can customize them to be exactly your size.
Those are looking kind of gay down the line.
I was choosing those ones at the top.
And they're as thick as cardboard.
Yeah, those middle ones.
And then the other, the wax pants, that's red clouds.
And if you don't have red clouds in Grease Point, then you're not a good fake working class guy.
It seems like you're a fake welder.
I'm more like a fake construction guy.
No, you're not, though.
You were wearing a child's shirt this morning.
Because I'm too big.
I don't have time to go shopping.
I'm so busy working my union job that doesn't exist.
There's a mafia guy at my gym who went to jail for a no-show.
You know, those jobs?
Yeah.
And the Sopranos where they just sit at a construction site?
Yep.
And the CO comes up to him and he goes, you know, you could get out a lot earlier if you got a job here and worked.
And he goes, I didn't fucking work out there.
Why would I work in here?
That's true.
Yeah, that's fucking true.
What am I going to get out by working?
Actually, that's not what he said.
He said, I didn't fucking work out there.
Why am I going to work in here?
He's got a bit of Coco Diaz in him.
What is this you're showing us?
Naked and famous denim.
This is some good stuff.
My eyes are on these.
Why wouldn't you get the ones that I have?
I got to find my own way.
You know, like this Friday the 13th.
I think I just had a stroke.
Cracking yourself up, are you?
Also in the news, I didn't go to the gym for two weeks, and I was much stiffer and hurt a lot more.
My ankle started going.
My knee, if I would kneel down too much and get up, my knee hurt.
I've got this pain on my shoulder blade.
I can't really lift my arm like, ow, ow, ow, that hurts, that hurts, that hurts.
This is no problem.
But this kills.
And that's from doing zero exercise.
Got nothing done.
Didn't fix barely anything in the house.
Didn't come in here.
Didn't work on my book.
Didn't do shit.
You had a little vacation.
Get some time off.
Relax.
I don't know.
I don't.
You got rained down with Spidey.
Yeah, that was one night.
This is, I don't know.
This working is more fun.
I don't like vacations.
Yeah, I do like doing stuff.
I'd rather work out, come here, do the show, try to make it better.
I was off from the gym since getting the tattoo because I didn't, you made fun of me for it, but I didn't want to push my tattoo.
Let's make sure that stays on the record in case people missed the previous episode or the episode where we discussed this.
Ryan got a ridiculous tattoo, the same one we all got, the bald eagle, on his thigh because he pussied out, right?
Because he didn't want it to be visual.
You look seen.
No, I looked at it.
It's on his thigh this big.
Excuse me, I'm talking.
He got it this big on his thigh, same size, but it's meant for an arm.
And then he doesn't go to the gym for three days because he doesn't want to get it sweaty.
It was more than three days.
It wound up being, I went to the gym, I think, two days ago for the first time.
But let me tell you something.
Yes.
When you reapproach, and I talked to a trainer about this, and since then I hadn't taken a break, but he was like, take a break every now and then.
I was like, yeah, fuck you.
And you are stronger if you have a smaller break.
You have more like in the reserves.
And I have my gains coming back more.
Because I don't know.
Something about that extended rest, my body was just not, you know, being exerted.
And I feel like I've gotten big gains just from those two days alone.
And I don't think you should work out after a tattoo.
Some scientists say, like this guy here, you know, you could do that.
Hold on.
Look at the size of that tattoo.
It's retarded.
So you've got a tiny little silly tattoo that you don't even...
Like that tattoo we got, you don't even put cream on or anything.
It's irrelevant.
It doesn't exist.
Ignore it.
These are small.
Okay, but that's just a random Getty image they stole.
I guess it says you can.
Shut up, Brian.
I just took a break.
Let me make something clear here.
We're making fun of you.
I don't like it.
So you coming up with articles, like everyone who watches this knows how ridiculous it is to not work out because you don't want to get a sweaty tattoo.
The end.
Also, very important news item from the weekend.
mean, she's just a real bitch, so I'm in good company.
I'm there by myself, mine.
I'm just a kid.
It's funny because people wanted me topless, but I said no.
It's so hard to tell.
Did you hear that?
Yeah.
You wanted me topless?
Oh, weren't you?
It's so hard to tell.
Anyway, just fucking damn.
Do you think women were funnier back then because they kept their mouths shut and listened to men all their life?
So then they were finally fucking funny?
No, I think that everyone was funnier back then.
People were more free.
That's what humor is.
Humor can only thrive when there's zero restrictions.
And that includes offending people, offending groups of people, being misinterpreted.
That's how humor works.
It's like music.
As soon as you constrain it, it sucks.
That's why Louie Louie was so popular.
It was the first time people heard unrestrained, sloppy music.
All right, according to our new business plan, we are coming to an end.
I would be remiss if I didn't mention that that Proud Boy story I mentioned before the holidays.
Are we going back that far?
Where I was accused of embezzling money was total horseshit.
I apologize to Harry Fox for accusing him of accusing me.
I should have looked into it and called him before I defended myself on the show.
He had never accused me of that.
And as far as the embezzling goes, instead of, and he didn't say that, but if anyone ever says that, talk to Max and John.
Talk to Zanoa.
Talk to Max's parents.
Find out.
Talk to the lawyers involved.
What are their names?
You don't know because you're not involved.
Another rumor I heard was I had been compromised and I was an FBI asset.
And you're like, okay, what do I give the FBI?
Like, members' names?
We should move on.
What were you just doing?
Do you have a mic next to your mic?
Why wouldn't the FBI just use the giant mic stuck to your face?
We should move on.
That's what I'm thinking.
Yeah, the only time the FBI compromise thing works is if the Prow Boys are planning an insurrection.
And then the guy calls the FBI and says, they're going to do it on Thursday.
But not only were the Prow Boys not doing an insurrection, nobody was.
Which is something we'll be focusing on on the January 6th episode.
It's GOML Live.
And we will be interviewing people involved, getting updates on their cases.
And the whole show will be dedicated to the meandering.
And we'll still take your calls.
And you know what?
I had said no to the super chat, but it raised a lot of money.
So maybe we should do the super chat.
Paychats.
Paychats?
Because I think super chats might be trademarked.
Paychats.
Paychats.
Paychats.
So when we do that, do people that are watching the show see them appear on the screen?
We can do that.
Yep.
I mean, Kyle Dunne does them.
Yeah, he's got YouTube.
We're banned off YouTube.
So we don't have a smooth interface, but we do have every tool to mimic the Super Space.
So do people, when they pay $4 and they say, like, Ryan is gay, does it appear on the screen and they see it?
Well, I'll control which ones go up and which ones don't, but.
Sure, that one could go up.
All right.
More of a $7 comment.
You know what I was thinking, a man on the street asking people since they compare January 6th to 9-11.
Uh-huh.
If they could take back one of those tragedies, what would it be?
So it's easy to compare the two, but when you say, well, let's undo one of them and restore the lives of the people lost there.
Wait, what's the question?
What are the two options, 9-11 and what's the other one?
January 6th.
They love comparing the two.
Oh, yeah.
But when you actually say, you have a time machine, you could take one of them back.
Ooh, dude, you've got to start doing Man on the Streets.
I want to.
Yeah, I have a bunch of fun questions like asking black people, white people, Asian people if they had three wishes and then see if there's any correlation there.
Oh, good, yeah.
So now we have something for you to do on Wednesdays and Thursdays.
Mayhaps, mayhaps.
Or just squeeze them in any time.
But that would be.
I bet you you're going to get a lot of people saying the insurrection.
But you'd have to.
See, the problem is you couldn't do it around here because I'm in the South Bronx is just going to be logical and be like, yo, who died in the most?
How many people died at January 6th?
Like five?
No, two.
I, then the other one.
I'm thinking the graphic for it.
But in like the richier parts of Westchester, they're going to be like, I'm sorry, and I know there was a lot more deaths in 9-11.
But as far as our democracy, I would say January 6th was worse.
So I would want to erase that.
I cannot imagine that happening.
I bet you will.
Yeah, I know, but it seems...
I have an idea for the...
Maybe they won't say that, but I know they think that.
Louis C.K. had a great bit in his new special where he talks about how they're talking about the COVID deaths, and they go, that's two 9-11s every day.
And he goes, when did we start measuring things in 9-11s?
And he goes, wait, that means like 9-11 wasn't so bad.
It was only one 9-11.
You know what's creepy?
What?
Check this out.
9-11?
Oh, no, that's January 6th, 1-6.
Uh-huh.
Now, you flip it upside down at 9-11.
That's going to be my graphic for the man on the street.
Wait, but that's...
9-1.
Okay, well, that 1 is 2.
Yeah, 9-1, and then I'll add a 1.
A one will come in and be like...
Okay, well, then if you go back, it's 11.6, so it's November 6th.
If you add a 1.
Okay, no, but it'll delete when it flips around.
What?
We just need a little fade.
You can't do that.
It's going to be the intro.
Check it out.
This number is sort of like this other number if you flip it upside down and add a number.
Are you accusing me of dramatria?
Yes.
Okay.
Okay, I think we're ready for the fucking mailbag already.
Although, I want to do a brief COVID thing that can't wait till tomorrow.
So let's do a little COVID setup.
I want you to redo this COVID setup.
I'm bored of it.
Okay.
If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.
Your language is stupid.
Fucking Chinese.
Chinese vibrant ghostly.
Chinese asshole.
Chinese asshole.
Wow.
That was really impressive.
Chinese asshole.
You even have like the video artifact sound in it.
Chinese asshole.
Yeah, it sounds like the eyes.
It's perfect.
Wow.
Chinese asshole.
A little too far.
Yeah.
This story can't wait.
And I'm kind of like a woman with a lot of these news items, and I just sort of go with my heart.
I don't know why I feel this way, but I kind of like that Antonio Brown just fucking went, fuck this.
I'm out of here.
Now, there may have been a story.
I don't know football, but I hear that they weren't going to pay him, so they weren't letting him get X. He was supposed to get to 300 whatever's kicks, and they weren't letting him do it, so he wouldn't get his raise or whatever.
That might have been it.
He also was anti-vax, and they were punishing him for that.
Oh, yeah.
But I think he just sort of said, fuck this.
Bye.
And he took off.
Go back to the beginning.
They don't even know why they're cheering.
You're never going to see him again.
Turn on the volume, Wiener Breath.
That's the beginning, but there might be a different clip.
Yeah, so the clip I saw, he's taking off his shit.
And I know you could take all that off in one fell swoop, by the way.
And then he takes off his sort of undershirt and he throws it into the crowd.
But as he's taking off his equipment, there's another Tampa Bay dude going, what are you doing, Antonio?
Stop.
Stop.
But he's rich.
He didn't want to do that anymore.
And he just said, take this job and stuff it.
I ain't working here no more.
Who did he hurt?
Somebody, I think Matt Walsh pointed out, it's okay if that Black Olympian did it, but it's not okay if Antonio Brown does it.
Yeah, actually, the Olympian annoyed me because she let down a lot of people.
America was counting on her, and she just said, eh, I'm feeling kind of weird.
What?
And then she was on the cover of a bunch of magazines as a hero.
I don't get why the perception is so different.
He's not hurting anyone.
He's a private contractor.
The team will do fine without him.
It's not like it's, what's his name?
What's his name?
Tom Brady.
So who gives a shit?
It's funny.
It's like a dumb tattoo.
My son's on the cover of a magazine.
And then, of course, we have Artur Polowski arrested again.
Canada is in full fucking fascist mode.
Isn't it funny that Justin Trudeau is the son of a dictator and he's acting like a total fucking dictator, stifling the media, attacking anyone who disobeys his orders, throwing people in prison for not following Justin Trudeau.
And that's a lot like his father, Fidel Castro.
Not Pierre Trudeau.
Look at Pierre Trudeau.
He looks like Martin Short and a frog had a baby.
And Justin Trudeau looks like Margaret Trudeau and Fidel Castro had a baby.
He looks exact.
Look at the picture right there.
Is that Justin Trudeau?
That's Martin Short and a frog.
A little bit of Joel Austin in there, too.
There is zero Justin Trudeau about him.
Justin Trudeau is not even bald.
And then you look up young Fidel Castro and they are fucking clones.
Look at that.
I mean, come on.
That's Bananas.
So maybe being a dictator is genetic.
Oh, look, someone's merged the faces together there.
That's spooky.
Spooky.
Spooker.
Even when he's old.
His hair, too.
Yeah.
Hair.
If your dad's bald, you're probably going to be bald.
Yeah, where'd he get my chins?
I mean, come on.
This is the same as Ronan Farrow and Frank Sinatra.
It's inarguable.
And then the other huge story is Dr. Robert Malone went on Joe Rogan.
We've all seen it.
Yeah, that's just...
Sorry, I'm not open to any debate here.
We're done.
I've never seen this.
That's stunning.
Old blue eyes.
Dr. Robert Malone, who has been vaxed, by the way, he's known as an anti-vaxxer.
No, he's an anti-mandator.
Dr. Malone broke the algorithms, and now Google is struggling to manually edit the results when you search for mass formation psychosis.
Mass formation psychosis, of course, is when the masses all focus on one particular thing, and when they're separated from each other in, say, a national divorce like we're in now, they become easily manipulated.
And that's where we are today.
Google Mass Formation Psychosis, because when I did it, I got that same, it looks like these results are changing quickly, but that was yesterday.
It may have changed since then.
But it's a fascinating interview.
It's a must-see.
Sign up for Spotify if you're not on it.
This is why Spotify is paying him big money.
Oh, now you can see his definition of it.
That's new.
That wasn't at the top before.
Maybe they're doing that because they got called out.
This is DuckDuckGo.
Oh, right.
Yes.
I asked you to Google it, actually.
So.
Google is kind of just a term for Velcro or DuckTayGo.
The assignment.
Biad.
And in it, he talks about basically the crux of the whole interview is big pharma coerced the government into not looking at treatments, not looking at ivermectrin,
mectin, whatever it's called, hydroxychloroquine.
You know, treating it early.
No, it's all about the vaccine.
And the treatment, I don't know.
The analogy I always use with cancer is cancer is about treating it early.
Any research you see, it says any expert will say all the other shit with the my mind's just gone blank.
Cirrhosis, carcinogens.
What the fuck do you call it?
Where you get blasted and you go bald?
Chemo.
All the stuff with chemo, that's all shutting the horse after the, shutting the door after the horses have bolted.
Jesus, come on, Gavin.
But with early detection, that's how you conquer cancer.
I'm having a stroke on this show.
Dial 911.
Turn it upside down.
Dial it on November 6th.
Upside down.
And they have all kinds of fantastic plans too, like showers that the water runs down and they can detect through the water whether you have it.
What's that?
Say that again?
Yeah, that's how you cure cancer.
But what they're doing here, the way they're treating COVID, is like saying, okay, well, we don't want to test you early.
We have no plan for like putting radioactive isotopes in your prostate.
We're going to wait till it metastasizes and then go into the hospital.
Well, it is a very unfortunate situation.
Which sounds like you don't give a shit about human life.
I mean, ultimately, nothing matters with COVID.
Sweden didn't do anything.
They had normal death amounts.
My experience has been you look at the places that were really fascist about lockdowns and all that shit.
They seem to do worse than Sweden.
So let nature take its course.
And then Rogan had a great point during the interview where he said, there's so much fear-mongering going on that it's replaced our skepticism.
That's 2-7.
So we could play this whole thing and make things the opposite of it.
Well, that's one of the more disturbing things.
The opposite of that is one of the more disturbing things about this pandemic is how people have just decided because they're scared and because they want a solution that the pharmaceutical companies have their best interests at heart and that they're not these machines that are designed to make money.
And they sell drugs and the drugs are often beneficial, but their main goal is to make money.
And if they can fudge the data, if they can move the numbers around, if they can delete negative consequences.
Pfizer is one of the most criminal pharmaceutical organizations in the world based on their past legal history and fines.
What do those fines include?
Bribing physicians.
Wait a minute.
It is a cough.
Pfizer who they were asked to take the there's a way to get meth out of cough medicine, I believe.
And there was a way you could control the chemical composition of it where it would still be effective, but it would paralyze the ability to get meth out of it.
This is in a book, Meth Land.
Yeah.
And so they said to Pfizer, can you just change that one little fucking microbe?
And Pfizer went, sorry, that would cost us money.
No.
And we have a meth epidemic in this country, especially in the South and the Midwest to this day that's just shocking.
Shocking.
I don't mean to disparage meth.
We've all had our dalliances.
But yeah, that was years ago.
I read that in a book called Meth Land, which is this is way before COVID or even the opioid epidemic, and it was all about Pfizer's crime and their culpability when it comes to the meth epidemic.
Anyway, that's a big long interview you've got to check out on your own.
All right, let's jump into the mailbag.
Let's turn the piece together's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Bag.
Thought my batteries were dead.
Why are you talking funny?
So how'd you find that remote in the box?
Well, thank you for that question.
I decided the entire cable box was corrupt.
So I went, we have old cable boxes from like when I used to have my office in the attic and a bunch of others.
So I went through, I found a little mini one, which I don't think that can be your main one.
Those are like the extras.
Anyway, I replaced all the cords, plugged it in, and it wasn't working.
But while I was digging through that thing, I saw a light at the bottom of the box.
And I realized the light was the button being pushed.
That's awesome.
Okay, there's two letters I've been meaning to get to for a while now.
One of them you might not even have, Ryguy.
Okay.
But it's from a cop who has tongue cancer from eating pussy.
Really?
Wow.
Yeah, which I'm definitely getting.
Like, let's just cut the shit.
In a weird way, not to be morbid, but it's kind of like an award.
Well, would I go back and un-eat those pussies?
I don't know.
It depends when I die.
I would if I'm going to die, like, in a year.
But if I'm 70 and I have tongue cancer.
You know how many weeks.
God, I didn't mean that.
I didn't mean that.
80, 80.
And now I'm like Tom Holland with Doctor Strange, wrecking the spell.
If I took back all the pussy eatings I got, there would be a lot of women that say I have zero redeeming qualities.
And I cannot look at it.
Dude, I don't know if my kids would be alive.
Because, well, I won't get into detail with my wife, but that's what put me over the edge.
G-Dog Maddie and the dude who's doing the best he can with what little amount of skill he has.
I guess that was when Joe Tonelli was working here.
Gavin, I'm not really sure why I'm writing at this point, because I'm not really sure why I'm writing at this point, because the current clown world state of policing seems to be the new norm and not going away soon.
I went through the police academy in 1997 and was a cop for 22 years.
In that time, I used my crew to encounter some of the worst individuals out there and put them in jail.
It was simple.
Find the criminals.
Don't stop enforcing the laws they break until they themselves are done.
Sounds idealistic, but with persistent ambition, we made it reality for about five years.
I have no doubt other law enforcement listeners know how this works.
I love my job.
I was my job, and at the time, it was a worthwhile job no one could be proud of.
Sorry, it was a job one could be proud of for all the right reasons.
I should find this was in, he was a cop in Fort Wayne, Indiana.
Cut to 2020 after months of lockdown.
The reaction to the George Floyd riots began.
The city I live in lost its mind.
I found myself guarding a fire station, a place where citizens can go for help in emergencies, was now potentially under attack.
I stood dehydrated for that five hours that day at the fire station with another officer.
When the really heavy rioting began, the firefighters would not even come out to help the injured who began arriving from the epicenter of the chaos.
The police command on the radio continually screamed and yelled on the air that they were obviously overwhelmed as they let a huge crowd of rioters travel through the city like a giant Pac-Man.
I started to hear all the radio, I started hearing on the radio all the riot training we had attended sporadically through the years not appear to be working at all.
The rioters were running the show.
As my hometown turned to complete shit, I heard it announced that the riders were headed directly at me.
My partner reacted by jumping in his cruiser and literally driving to the crowd by himself.
His car was pelted and the video was used later to show how bad things were.
I stayed at my post and began to hear the crowd approaching.
As I saw turn coming over the bridge, I also saw bottles and random things coming at me through the air.
Given my training, I called for backup and heard, just get out of there from an unknown voice screaming across the radio.
With limited resources, I used a crowd-sized can of pepper spray to make a wall of gas between me and the crowd.
I was able to get out of the area as the crowd covered the street like ants.
Only a week later, I was assigned at the end of my eight-hour shift to an indefinite assignment of guarding a BLM protest in which the chief of police and the mayor walked hand in hand with protesters with bullhorns, actively slandering police.
Now, I got to do a whole deep dive on their martyrs versus our martyrs.
Like the little boy in the Boston Marathon Parade, who no one knows.
And then George Floyd, Dwayne Wright, all these career criminal scumbags that are martyred.
Our martyrs versus their martyrs.
Coming soon to a theater near you.
The next day I went into work and after listening to Riot by the Dead Kennedys, I drove to the chief's office and without telling him my loved ones, I just quit.
I fired myself and I don't regret it one bit.
It is important to add that the union president and chief of police, even though available, never talked to me or tried to change my mind.
The state of policing has been forever changed.
People need to be ready to sleep in the bed they let the media make for them.
No doubt in 10 years, policing will be handled by DARPA dogs and drones.
Now, speaking of which, I tried to get a hold of Tommy Robinson, but I was too late.
Maybe we'll get him tomorrow.
But he's single-handedly fighting the rape of Britain over there.
And there's a town called Telford where the Muslim gangs suspect, they're not sure, and they're wrong.
They suspect this woman has been talking to Tommy for a documentary he's doing on these Muslim grooming gangs.
Now, the woman is handicapped.
The daughter is slow, and they've clearly been raping the daughter.
So they go, ah, we're raping her, so she's probably one of the rats.
So they decided to burn her house down.
So Tommy is on Getter saying, sound, sound, sound as a pound.
If there's any lads out there, or we need you to come down to Telford, he gives the address because the cat's out of the bag with the bad guys, so I got it.
Might as well give it to the good guys.
And he says, come down to 14 Charing Cross, whatever, Telford.
And let's guard this house.
There's a bunch of soccer hooligans just sitting around the house 24 hours a day.
And they've duct tape the mailbox, and they regularly go outside when they hear a car coming, and they catch these kids, these Muslim groomers.
And they're all pussies, by the way.
The second they see the lads, they screech out of there.
And they're just waiting for a chance to firebomb the house.
And that's life without police.
That's where we're headed in this defund the police and the police shit.
After being unemployed for a year and hours of PTSD therapy, I now sit here diagnosed with stage one tongue cancer.
On New Year's Eve, I'll be having half my tongue removed.
And a piece of my arm will be grafted to my tongue.
What's this?
His car firebombed three hours ago?
Holy shit.
On Monday evening.
Wow.
Click on it.
Was he hurt?
After releasing the trailer.
Like, I've got to find that woman.
I can't remember who it was.
It was some mayor talking about, or maybe it was even our mayor's wife there, the little gremlin, saying it's not going to happen tomorrow, but within the next few years, we should be able to have a society with no police.
This is it.
There's been news reports circulating about a car firebomb attack in Telford.
The police and fire crews had to attend.
That was actually my car.
So last night my car was bombed.
This is the...
There have been Pakistani rape gangs are waging war in the town of Telford.
There's been five arson attacks in the last week.
Houses smashed up.
Police refusing to help families.
We've had to relocate families.
But that's the update for me is that last night they blew up my car outside the hotel.
And we have no confidence in this place.
I'm giving them the keys.
They're doing forensics apparently.
No confidence at all.
But this is to deter us and think they can stop us.
Maybe this is the reason journalists stay away from this issue in the UK, all the mainstream media.
Maybe they're scared.
the problem is, we're not.
So, to the men who firebomb the car, to the men who are giving out these threats, to the men who are smashing up houses, it's not going to deter us.
It makes us more determined.
You're going to be famous.
Everyone's going to know who you are.
The films are going out.
That is not a dude who likes to add fucking around into the mix.
He's not big with the fucking of the around.
I'll pass.
Wow.
Unbelievable.
And the impunity that these grooming gangs attack with is just unprecedented.
It really is amazing.
And who else is fighting?
It's just Tommy and a bunch of fucking soccer hooligans, a bunch of lads.
They have taken over and are fighting to protect the children of Britain because the cops are all cops and they're scared of being seen as racist by pursuing rapists.
Sound good?
Is that where we want to go?
As Ezra Levant said, Britain is just a dystopic time machine where you can see what we're going to be like in a few years.
Anyway, let's jump to the final video.
Short romance.
This is almost a green screen.
I could have made this a green screen.
That's what I used to call green screens when I was a baby.
That is cute.
I wish I had a video of it.
I mean, we didn't have video back then, but I used to say green screen.
Pretty fucking adorable if I don't say so myself.
Well, you'd have to say so yourself because nobody else is.
Oh, shit.
So this is a white man and a black man.
They are having some kind of altercation, and the white man shoves the black man.
Now, my experience has been with boxing and MMA.
The arrogant shit talker who's laughing about how this is going to be a slam dunk never wins.
Unfortunately, all these interlopers, including the fat guy in the middle there and the stupid bitch next to the dude, she's just off on the far left, they ruin this whole fight.
But check out the theatrics of this black dir after he gets his face smushed.
Such a weird thing.
Look, he's dancing.
Clapping.
Now he's playing air basketball and getting a swoosh.
Three pointers.
Now he's got his hand in there.
He kisses him and then knocks him out.
Nope.
So what is she doing?
Get out of the way.
So now he's still doing his theatrics, the black guy.
And Fatty says, get out of there.
And now, I've watched this a few times.
Go back and watch her get knocked over.
What, did she land on a nail?
What is with the...
Look, I'm going to kiss you and knock you out.
Boom.
Sorry, dude.
Your punch isn't going to be that great.
So when he punches the guy back, they both miss, of course.
Look, he punches like this.
What is this?
Ever heard of this?
That's his second face schmush.
I think he's trying to grab hair because he later does.
Oh, right.
You've seen this.
Yes.
But look, watch her fall.
It's fine.
She's fine.
Like, it's not even close to a mosh pit fall.
She should not get involved in slapstick comedy.
Look at that.
I don't even think she hit her head.
Boop.
She did not.
All of it was on her bum bum.
And then she lies there like she's been shot in the cunt.
She's been shot in the cunt.
You're fine.
And get out of there.
So now they're like, what have you done?
Where's the volume?
He's still dancing around like he's in Cirque de Soleil.
And this guy's like, just let me kick his ass.
Look what you've done to her.
She's dead.
You shoved her down onto a bed of fucking AIDS nails.
Now her head's falling off.
She's Nicole Simpson, dumbass.
Look at her.
Ladies, just get out of the way, please.
So now he's done.
I guess he's dancing like 50 feet away.
And he's coming back, skipping.
He's literally skipping.
And that guy's like, good, skip, bitch.
So then he thinks he's going to flip him, but the guy's like 310 pounds.
He tried to shoot for the leg, like Gregorome.
Yeah, yeah.
So he thought he could.
He could pick him up and throw him down.
I guess he's used to beating up kids.
Because you can't pick up a giant man as easily.
Now he's got...
Now they're vying for control.
And then that guy's in Baghdad protecting her from fucking grenade shrapnel.
And what's...
Is he wearing a baby backpack?
What's around his arms?
I don't know.
I can see a skin yarmulke, and that's it.
Dude, you should convert to Judaism fast.
And then there's this.
I don't know what the fuck these other guys are doing.
Is that a black guy in the yellow shirt?
One punch, two punches, finally real punches.
And then he's got his hair, which when they've got dreads, that's a good look.
And then that guy's doing the fight-face thing going, see that bitch grab my hair?
Bitch.
Good thing is, no matter what you do to his hair, it can't look sillier than when he's...
Right.
You got my hair all messy.
He's not like John Travolta in Sarnet Fever.
Don't touch the hair.
So now they're still yelling.
I'd love to know what started all this.
Look, she's still on the ground recovering from her bum fall.
Tying her shoes?
And laying on her guy.
Wow, that guy is just like...
Oh, thanks.
That's like a back crack.
That guy is...
Oh, I haven't watched it this long.
He's in for it.
Which guy?
The white guy's in the bottom.
He's in his blood.
Yeah, yeah.
In for it means you're in trouble.
Oh.
He's going at it.
Let them fight.
To quote Phil Linett of Finn Lizzie: if the boys want to fight, you better let them.
Guess who just got back today?
So it is a black man in the yellow shirt.
What is his mouth?
Something about wife?
Huh?
That guy's pretty muscular.
Got great adults.
But you can tell that guy was like college wrestling or football and he can handle himself.
Don't end.
Don't end.
And that's how you feel about this show.
You don't want it to end.
But we can only give you so much gav a day.
I don't want to be like Pfizer where I'm responsible for ODs.
So we're going to take it easy.
But welcome back.
2022 is on.
We've got a great year planned for you.
Lots of fun stuff.
We're back with Compound Censored this Wednesday.
Thursday is going to be the Jan 6, or as Ryan says, upside down, the 9-1 anniversary.
And we'll be talking to lawyers involved, people involved, get updates on all their cases and the ridiculous persecution of these guys for fucking misdemeanors.
And then Friday will be another show like this.
We'll do some green screens, have some fun guests.
I got to talk to Tommy about this Telford shit, too.
It's just apocalyptic.
Anyway, see you tomorrow, folks, at this time.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
Crazy mash thinks he's a toad.
If I catch any of you fuckers alone, I'm going to fucking kill you.
Jesus Christ.
Don't be a pewie pie, okay?
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