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Dec. 7, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E63 - IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
	You know, that song, it makes me so powerful to hear it.
	It reminds me that I can fuck everything in the ass with a boner.
	You know what I mean?
	Not particularly, but if you're getting fuck with people or making you feel bad, then you listen to that song and I get bumped and I think, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
	You know what I mean?
	Yet again, not really.
	Let me give you an example.
	I pours around with some gay dudes, right?
	Touched a dick here and there.
	Nothing crazy.
	One of them put his pinky in my butt.
	And I didn't know they recorded it.
	And they said, we're going to.
	I'll forget this word.
	Extort you.
	Extortion.
	I went through that.
	I've been bankrupted.
	My dad died.
	And then St. Helmo's fire comes on.
	And I go, I've been through it all.
	You can't hurt me no more.
	This is going to be happening off show.
	It reminds me of this guy.
	Remember him?
	And the last one I don't talk so much about is Perry Ellis 360 Red.
	I love it, man.
	It's the dildo of the fragrance industry.
	And yeah, it's not so funny, actually.
	Still don't know how to talk about the topic of masturbating.
	It's difficult, man.
	I do.
	Nobody's asking you to.
	Yeah.
	Hey, why haven't you covered masturbating?
	I know you're a fragrance company, but one goes hand in hand.
	How can you talk about perfumes without discussing masturbating?
	Because you're there smelling your own fragrance and you want to crank one out.
	But I don't come.
	You know, it's also like if I can be that honest, but it's simply to boost my power type of vibe.
	Just listen to St. Elmo's Fire.
	All right.
	Ultimately, of course, I want to have a girlfriend.
	Brian.
	And a wife.
	The two are not mutually exclusive.
	You can get the power from St. Elmo's Fire and from edging.
	It's called edging, what you're describing.
	What he's describing.
	There's a rumor that Prowboys are into edging.
	Let me explain something.
	I invented no wanks accidentally with Dante Nero.
	And it's not to edge or to get you power.
	You can jerk off.
	Your significant other should be there, and she should be awake.
	So you can ejaculate within a yard of your significant other with her consent.
	So that could mean tickling the balls because she's on her period or she's pregnant or something.
	You could jerk off 40 times a day.
	It doesn't necessarily drain your chi.
	You're establishing a relationship with a woman when you're masturbating with her.
	That's great.
	But we did notice that it got single men off the couch and out there talking to chicks.
	And it helped marriages because when the woman puts a man in the doghouse, he has no other place to get water from.
	There's one tap in the house.
	And you can die of dehydration.
	That's what he's saying.
	He wants to sort a family.
	Wife.
	And have great kids.
	So that's Perry Ellis 360 Red.
	You actually watch this show, don't you?
	Well, Josh posted this, our own Josh Lacal.
	But you guys watch that guy, and you like to check out his Perry Ellis or whatever.
	I don't check out his Perry Ellis.
	Well, why don't you go to 1-2 here, and you can see why that I'm not the only one who's been through some horrible shit and uses St. Emma's fire as a phoenix rising from the ashes.
	Let's see.
	Shouldn't you finger this song?
	Memorizes for me pain and growth.
	I had a woman.
	She tried to sue me for rage.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Stop.
	Did he say this song memorizes?
	Did he get symbolizes wrong?
	This song memorizes for me pain and growth.
	I had a woman.
	She tried to sue me for rage.
	My father died.
	A guy totally financially destroyed me.
	I had experience with gay people.
	Yes, these gay people try to.
	They try to.
	Force me to do stuff.
	Otherwise, they will tell.
	Oh, this.
	Oh, shit.
	You see, guys, if you go through the deepest of the deepest, then if you survive, then you can fuck life, baby.
	You can fuck life.
	And you have a boner.
	Love it.
	Power.
	Love, power.
	And you have a boner.
	It's amazing how many people have had the exact same experiences as I have.
	That was like exactly the same.
	That was the exact story.
	Except you found the word extort.
	Yeah, the only difference is I have a better vocabulary because English is my first language.
	And does the song memorize you?
	Like it does him?
	Well, he specifically said it memorizes for me.
	Oh, I see.
	For literally him.
	That looks like the guy I started the ad agency with.
	Sebastian.
	I want peak lapels.
	You want pink lapels?
	Peak.
	What are those?
	Are those when they rock it up?
	Let me see.
	Yeah.
	Go back.
	Yeah, that's what I got coming up from Nita Fashions.
	Sweet.
	A bunch of peaked lapels, including a tuxedo.
	This shirt actually is from Nita Fashions.
	Just came in.
	Oh, and you got your pants in.
	Yep.
	Now, I don't want to disparage them, but to be totally honest, my shit did come in, but the pants were too small.
	Same here.
	I don't know if I got fat or we measured wrong, but it's a minor fix.
	Taylor's doing it now.
	I gained about six to eight pounds.
	It might be my fault, might be their fault.
	And when you're like, there's two ways to handle problems.
	You can be like, you bet, you did it wrong.
	Fuck you.
	Or you go, we have a problem here.
	We fucked up.
	And we have to fix it.
	So we need to figure out if it was me getting fatter or the measurements being done wrong.
	And it's the same with a company.
	Like, say you have a major meeting back in Vice days with Viacom and three people didn't show up.
	Okay, we have an issue.
	Some of our guys didn't show up to this meeting.
	We need to fix that.
	As opposed to like, you guys fucked us over.
	Bye, fuck you.
	Like Larry David and curb your enthusiasm.
	He goes, remind me, he says Vince Vaughan, remind me at 2 o'clock.
	And then at 2.05, his car's towed.
	And he goes, you didn't remind me.
	No, no, no.
	We have a collective problem here.
	Our car got towed.
	We need to set an alarm.
	We need to have a charger on our phone so we can have our phone fully charged and ready to use the alarm.
	We got a fun show.
	The reason I played that video is because I realized I keep adding stuff to final video and it's like this long.
	Guess what that means?
	What's that?
	I said guess.
	Oh, what's that?
	Does that mean that we have to kind of empty the barrel?
	Okay.
	When you say barrel, do you mean like a barrel you make whiskey in or like a gun?
	A gun.
	Okay.
	I just picked.
	We have to empty the barrel.
	Yes.
	So, in other words, it's going to be another episode of Ridiculosity coming up.
	You'll be excited to see that.
	But, okay, looking at this shit here, I think we should just fucking start the show, Ryan.
	Are you saying to me that we, together, mostly you need to do what I think someone would consider to start with?
	Now, see, we have a problem here.
	You're not ready with the cards, so we need to fix this.
	The way we could fix this is we have all the cards ready and loaded before we start the show.
	See, that's me coming with the solution rather than just going, you fucked up.
	Right.
	I think we're super ready.
	How do you feel about my.
	That song that he's playing, Desperacito, is about fucking a girl nice and slow.
	I'm not joking.
	You can't fuck her fast.
	What other songs are you going to do?
	Maybe that was his way of saying, look, we're still relevant.
	We've got one speed here, Kennel.
	I was talking to Larry Barnes today at the gym about, I know we're not starting the show here, but I have to mention this, about his speech.
	And he goes, there's going to be a lot of ladies there that night.
	And I said, okay, here's the ending of your speech.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	My boxing career.
	Thank you for inducting me in the Hall of Fame.
	And then, and I just want to end this by saying I see a lot of ladies out there tonight.
	I want you to know that LB still got it.
	Like, literally run off?
	Well, yeah.
	I mean, you've done your speech.
	And that's me getting up from a chair.
	He'll be leaving a podium.
	Right.
	But you don't think that's brilliant?
	It's fantastic.
	It's great.
	He's like, oh, that's good.
	I'm going to use that.
	I don't know why I'm turning him into this fucking southern crackhead crunk rap artist.
	What do you think of this shirt?
	When my wife worked at a club as a door woman, she was told, don't let anyone with striped shirts get in.
	And I hadn't purchased a striped shirt since.
	But they're kind of growing on me.
	Getting a little moire here.
	Oh, you are?
	On the small monitor.
	You're probably not seeing on the big monitor.
	No.
	What about you people on your phones?
	This is what they see.
	Wait a minute.
	Nita, I mentioned this to the guys at Nita, and they said, no, no, this won't moir.
	The stripes are too far apart.
	Now, if they're wrong.
	Oh, I see it there, yeah.
	Jeez, Louise, strike two there, guys.
	Strike two.
	But dude, the quality, everything about them fucking rules.
	Well, let's see your new pants.
	They're amazing.
	Why don't you come on here and what happened?
	I just got shocked.
	From what?
	The headphones?
	I guess the connection shocks me.
	These are nice.
	So just stand on my desk.
	We can't see anything.
	Make sure you're not wearing cotton socks or your pants are going to ride up and you'll have to constantly be pulling them back down.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Well, you should have gone to camera, too.
	Oh, you didn't listen to me about the socks.
	You can't get wool pants and then not have silky smooth socks, true.
	Yeah, they had the suspenders thing in there?
	Uh-huh.
	So for the suspenders, no belt.
	After-dinner notch?
	I asked for that specifically.
	He says, how do you know that?
	I was like, I looked up a lot of sartorial stuff.
	Let me see.
	What's it after dinner notch?
	It's this thing right here, so when you're fat and full, it just gives you a little extra room.
	Fine.
	And then it's got these buckles to tighten it.
	When they're regular remind me of a Spider-Man villain there, like the green goblin.
	All right, let's start with.
	I have a lot of things, but they all like I have one thing per subject, but I love these interstitials.
	So let's start with my pet Biden, shall we?
	Biden.
	Biden.
	A monster of the president.
	President.
	He's big and foolish.
	He's sleepy.
	But a friendly monster too.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	Wait, what?
	That doesn't rhyme.
	Great intro.
	Watching Joe fumble his words, stumble through life, and we are struck with two emotions.
	One is, I love this man as a doddering old fool who is at an old folks' home or is at a pub.
	I'd love, I would be so happy if I got to my local and there was Joey B to say, hey, that's Kevin McGinnis.
	There you go.
	Yeah, we're here at Gavin, not guy, Kevin, Gavin McLeod, the love boat.
	Do you know him?
	No, Joe.
	Gavins don't know each other.
	They don't, we don't, we don't interact.
	I've met maybe a couple Gavins in my life, but I, Gavin McLeod is much older.
	I'm not even sure he's alive.
	Oh, he's he's alive.
	He's on the love boat.
	Exciting and new.
	Exciting and new.
	Remember that?
	Anyway, that's one, Joe.
	But then we have this guy.
	Someone gave.
	Well, maybe we were going to make that a t-shirt.
	Someone gave Mr. Magoo the nuclear codes.
	Oh, really?
	Or something like that?
	Yeah.
	God, we were laughing our heads off.
	Maybe it was Maddie and I. Something like a retard has the nuclear codes.
	That was an Anthony's show.
	It was?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Grandpa has the nuclear codes.
	Grandpa has the nuclear codes.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's a good one.
	The latest tax or compound censored.
	Grandpa has...
	We got to make that a shirt.
	We have so many shirts to make.
	Okay, so this isn't really Joe.
	This is a Jewish gentleman from New York City who is not from New York City anymore.
	He moved to LA when he was 18.
	If you move to a city when you're 18, your accent is gone in a matter of maybe five years max.
	When you're older, you retain your accent, but young men lose their accent immediately because they naturally want to blend in.
	Michael Rapapore is now faking his New York accent.
	It's a total phony thing.
	His career is also fake.
	His dad owned a comedy club, got him on stage, and gave him a career.
	Nepotism.
	We'll be discussing this later in the green screen.
	So the guy's a total fake, right?
	Just another LA insider.
	And he's obsessed with Donald Trump.
	Uh-oh.
	I heard everything you freaking said, you freaking scumbag, freaking dude.
	You usually just say fucking, don't you?
	Well, anyway, Michael, you seem really upset by Let's Go Brandon.
	And as Anthony Kumi pointed out, I don't think you realize that this crowd was chanting fuck Joe Biden.
	And a journalist purposely changed it to Let's Go Brandon.
	Okay.
	I didn't know that when I recorded this video, though.
	You freaking ooh.
	Okay, let's check it out.
	And you, let's go, Brandon, people.
	Stop screaming.
	Let's go, Brandon.
	Joe Biden can't hear you.
	That motherfucker doesn't know what's going on.
	Let's go, Brandon.
	Stop, stop.
	Yeah, he has heard it many times.
	He's well aware of it.
	It's embarrassing to him.
	It hurts his feelings, which is why he constantly repeats his successful election results and how they voted for him with unprecedented turnout, which makes guys like me and you go, yeah, that's what we're concerned with, Joe, that you got 80 million votes and nobody likes you.
	So here is, but I like that, wait, is that from the shining behind him?
	I think it is.
	Yeah, that's the family from the shining.
	I think it's interesting, though, here, seeing a liberal take on Joe Biden because we don't get that too much.
	And apparently they're now admitting that he can't hear us.
	So they're admitting he's senile.
	Brandon, why don't you just say fuck Joe Biden?
	Why don't you get the balls to say fuck Joe Biden?
	You scared of getting suspended?
	I think you're so clever.
	Let's go, Brandon.
	I just say, pig, Dick, Donald.
	You say, let's go, Brandon.
	I go, Dick, Stein, Donald.
	Dick Stain?
	What's a Dick Don?
	Those names are better than your little, haiku.
	Let's go, Brandon.
	I say, Pig, Dick Donald.
	Draft Dodging Donald.
	I'm in Dick Donald.
	Someone pointed on Twitter, he always looks like he's crying.
	Doesn't he?
	Yeah.
	Like he finally finished the crying part, and everyone was like, come on, come outside.
	You're like, I just, I don't want to come outside because Mike Reid is there and he's a fucking asshole.
	Blink, blink, blink.
	He's starting to realize Biden, even Fallon, realizing that Biden is a dummy.
	LL Cool J for hosting.
	But I think he was a little confused about who LL Cool J is.
	Watch this.
	A special thanks to tonight's host, LL Cool J. I tell you what, man.
	He looks like he can still play.
	And I'm not talking about instruments.
	I'm talking about football or something.
	But anyway, I tell you what.
	I had not seen that.
	It's actually funny for once.
	Wow.
	Even though it's like good-hearted, like, you know, we roast the ones we love kind of vibe.
	You can tell by the way the audience is laughing.
	You know, it's like, that's our guy, though.
	And did you see the way he's set like that?
	But to go back to my initial thing of we have a problem, that might be the name of the show.
	You, as a Biden handler, have to go, okay, we have a problem here.
	He's never heard of anyone in pop culture from before 1940.
	Shirley Temple references are good.
	Fucking Jimmy Cagney, Red Skelton, Foster Brooks, all that works.
	But if it's going to be LL Cool J, we have to brief him in advance.
	Mr. Biden, Mr. President, there's a strange name on the teleprompter.
	It's called LL Cool J. It's an acronym for Ladies Love Cool J. I'm not sure what the J is.
	John?
	It stands for Ernest Borgnine.
	Not Ernest Borgnine.
	Porky Bess.
	Porgy.
	I loves you, Porgy.
	Bill, not Bill, Billy Holiday.
	And then explain it to him.
	He's a rapper.
	He's an actor now.
	I read his autobiography back when I had the time to read books as a joke.
	Dude, the first page of his autobiography is, my name is whatever his stupid real name is, John Derrickson, also known as LL Cool J. I am a rapper, an actor, a musician.
	And it goes on for a fucking page.
	A businessman.
	A blah, blah, blah.
	A blah, blah, blah.
	James Todd Smith.
	So ladies love cool James.
	And after the page, you turn the page after this giant list of all the things I am, me, me, me.
	And then it goes, but first and foremost, I am a man.
	Chapter one.
	Hit it.
	What a fucking dork.
	Somebody apparently, they did say we have a problem here, and they try to keep it simple for him.
	There's a grandpa saying something that makes you go, oh, geez.
	All right, all right.
	Get him out of here.
	Biden's staff was telling, quick, turn on the tree.
	Turn on the tree.
	Yep, that's literally what happened to him.
	And the aide was like, how did that happen?
	Literally, the only thing on the prompter was, Merry Christmas, flip switch, good night.
	To be fair, El Cool Dre did play professional football in the 1999 movie Any Given Sunday.
	I didn't last night.
	We're bringing back the Jewish nasal mumble.
	All right, that's enough.
	Biden, let's jump over to Mr. Rittenhouse.
	Yes.
	Gotta say, I feel weird about loving this guy after the Proud Boys incident.
	Should I get over that or should I not?
	Am I a pussy if I get over it?
	Or am I an adult?
	We'll find out after this break.
	If I catch any of you fuckers alone, I'm going to fucking kill you.
	It's almost like you could like Michael Jackson's music, but not like the guy.
	Well, hold on, he's not a pedophile.
	Because he threw the Proud Boys under the bus.
	I don't think Michael Jackson's a pedophile, to be honest.
	This guy, Razorfist, who we're going to get on the show soon to convince you about this, he's very popular, and he lays out a spellbinding, whatever you would call it.
	Defense.
	Defense.
	Of Michael Jackson.
	Yes.
	It's really good.
	Like, the people that, I mean, it's endless.
	He's like an edgy Styx Hexenhammer.
	Styx Hexenhammer is pretty edgy.
	I do not believe he was ever a pedophile.
	Look at how Michael Jackson behaved when it was actually time for him to break the law.
	When he wanted to illegally anesthetize himself with propofol, he found Conrad Murray, a doctor with financial problems that had changed.
	So that's just speculation, but he goes into the witnesses against him, and they were all like people that worked for him, like guards that stole from him and things like that.
	I'm talking about the children who are now adults who said they would spread their ass cheeks and he would ejaculate under their anal lips.
	Yeah, so their story had changed multiple times over the years when their careers had dried up from the like the one kid.
	Yeah, it's pretty good.
	Okay.
	This is the man, by the way, ladies and gentlemen, who believes that 5G is a weapon and considered flat earth for a long time.
	And thirdly, he believed dinosaurs didn't exist.
	I think you've changed your mind on all those?
	Are you agnostic about dinosaurs?
	I'm not sure about the dinosaurs still, but the Earth, I don't think, is flat.
	But it's not spherical?
	I think it's spherical.
	Okay.
	But dinosaurs, you could take or leave.
	I don't know if I've been able to.
	Wow, I have to keep checking in on you because there was a while where you said they didn't exist.
	Then you said, no, that's stupid.
	What was the fuck was I thinking?
	Because I made fun of you.
	And now you're back.
	It's like a plant.
	I haven't watered it in a while.
	I don't know.
	And now you're back to...
	The 5G, I don't know, but how about the moon landing?
	I'm not sure.
	God, you're dumb.
	You know what I was thinking?
	I was looking at someone doing watch repairs, and I thought, I guarantee you, within the next five years, Zoomers or whatever the newest ones are going to be called, bloomers, they're going to say watches aren't real.
	Interesting concept.
	They're going to say that it's just random mechanics in there and it's actually a digital LED screen.
	If you can make a video and put that on YouTube, I might believe it.
	I know what I'm saying.
	You're Gallibel.
	Gullibles travels.
	That's your life.
	What is this?
	Oh, I thought this was interesting.
	And this kind of inspired us to do another episode of Ridiculosity where I just thought this video, this is a random attack in Minneapolis.
	Where is this?
	I can't remember what it is.
	It doesn't really matter.
	But I just thought this is such a great example of the past two years of riding.
	Smashing giant window panes.
	I don't know if this is police headquarters or just like the head of Macy's.
	They don't really seem to give a shit.
	Yes, in Portland, they're particularly hard on police buildings.
	But when you go up and down Fifth Avenue in New York City, you see that they don't really give a fuck.
	They'd like some free handbags, but the idea that all of this rioting was for civil rights is so juvenile.
	Like, okay, so America killed George Floyd.
	So you're smashing and vandalizing America.
	And now you think I'm kidding, but that's their logic.
	That's what Michelle Obama basically said, that it was a civil rights demonstration, and rioting is the only way they can be heard.
	So we had to smash a bunch of windows so you can know that cops keep kneeling on people who are dying of fentanyl overdoses.
	You can buy more windows and merchandise, but you can't buy George Floyd back.
	Yeah, George Floyd doesn't want George Floyd back.
	I bet if we found him in the afterlife and said, good news, I met the guys who did the Poltergeist movie and they threw in a baseball with a rope on it.
	We can bring you back to Earth.
	He'd be like, no, man.
	I was never even meant to be born.
	I was an accident.
	What about, and then we go, you know, at my show, we have this thing, The Bird, which is the Bald Eagle, where we make fun of your brother Filonius.
	And he's like, who?
	Filonius, your brother?
	I ain't seen that nigga in about 100 years.
	Well, he's your brother.
	Oh, yeah, a lot of brothers and sisters all over the place.
	I made a lot of babies, too.
	I don't like the nuclear family.
	So you they don't like the nuclear family, so they explode it with a nuclear weapon.
	And grandpa has the nuclear codes.
	So anyway, I just thought this video is a perfect example of what the rioting was.
	It's a bunch of fucking spoiled brats with an axe to grind because their lives suck and their parents are divorced.
	Smashing just random windows without a point.
	That might be a police station.
	It might not.
	It doesn't matter.
	And then they attack some dude.
	He's recording this on, by the way, with his glasses, which doesn't last.
	And eventually they mob him.
	They're about to kill him.
	And to save his life, he lets some shots go off in the air and then runs away.
	This is America.
	If we had to put any video in a time capsule, it would be this one.
	Look at her.
	She's ready to throw down more than anyone.
	The white chick comes right up.
	Every Prowboy stabbing is prefaced by a fat chick telling everyone to go fuck themselves.
	I love all the attackers' faces.
	This isn't all of them, but this is what I have.
	And again, I'm not going to talk about this case on YouTube.
	I'm just going to show you an alternate angle from this attack.
	If you recognize any of these people, please contact the Grand Rapids.
	You know, if a black dude is pulling his pants up, it's about to go down.
	Anonymous silentobserver.org to please identify them.
	Good work.
	We should be nicer to blacks, or we'll get our windows smashed.
	Is that the message?
	So I don't know how they know he's recording anything.
	Oh, no.
	He told them to stop.
	That's it.
	He said, guys, guys, guys, we're not accomplishing anything here.
	Stand back.
	Let's just stop.
	Like, oh, so you're racist?
	So then they start pounding him.
	That's what happens when you try to.
	Which I kind of agree with in a sense.
	Like, don't go over there and tell people to stop breaking windows.
	Not unless you're armed.
	I had to stop scolding myself.
	Stop myself from scolding a kid who littered the other day.
	And there's the shot.
	So he gets it here.
	They're pounding him.
	His life is in danger.
	You know they're going to stomp on his head.
	Yeah, the audio's not synced that well.
	But look at this.
	So he's like, I'm like, getting the fuck out of here.
	They chase him.
	They're chasing a man with a gun.
	Who fired the gun?
	Who fired the gun?
	Oh, this is in California.
	This looks like it's in...
	That looks like Santa...
	Santa Rosa?
	Santa something.
	Isn't that weird?
	Is this like they want to die?
	Why are you chasing someone with a gun?
	I think what I've noticed with a lot of these mob scenes is they like to get as close as they can to the action and back away again.
	So it's like a drug.
	The adrenaline hit they're going for.
	So they are chasing a guy with a gun, but they don't want to get too close.
	And then there's some homicidal maniacs with long criminal records, usually involving domestic abuse, who hit them with a skateboard.
	As we saw yesterday, Rittenhouse isn't the first.
	And they kick them and they jump on them and they occasionally pull out a gun.
	Those are the ones that really want to die.
	But this whole, these past two years have just been people using adrenaline as a drug.
	As the Dead Kennedys say, rioting the unbeatable high.
	Adrenaline shoots your nerves to the sky.
	Everyone knows this town is going to blow and it's all going to blow right now.
	Tomorrow you're homeless.
	Tonight it's a blast.
	What am I doing right now?
	That would be Michael Eric Dyson.
	Correct.
	Motherfuckers got it bad because I'm brown.
	They have the authority to kill a minority.
	That's right.
	What an absolute nincom poop that guy is.
	I'm so glad we're not doing those anymore because they were just so tiring.
	You know what sums them up?
	Michael Eric Dyson goes, are you aware of the studies that show that black men are more present in their families than other races?
	And Michelle Malkin is sitting back in her chair with her legs crossed and she just goes, no, I'm not familiar with that study.
	I was just like.
	Do you like when Batman beat up Superman and Predator Kid?
	Yeah, no, I don't know that.
	It's equal to like a kid singing.
	Did you know criminals actually have more empathy than the average person?
	What?
	No.
	Yeah, look at her body language during the...
	She's so bored.
	First, she's like leaned in.
	She's like, okay, we're having a conversation.
	And then when you go through it, she's leaning so far back.
	I believe she reclines at some point.
	I think she falls back.
	She's playing flat on the ground.
	And look, maybe he's trying to counter that by going like this, pretending like, I'm bored too.
	Right.
	That looks really dark.
	Having said all that, I'm not even disagreeing with the trauma.
	A fatherlessness, right?
	When Jay says, Jay-Z says, now all my teachers couldn't reach me and my mama couldn't beat me hard enough to match the pain of my pop-sing me.
	that's no.
	That's the second time he did that.
	Yeah, it's his thing.
	Those are his poets.
	A fatherlessness, right?
	When Jay says, Jay-Z says, now all my teachers couldn't reach me, and my mama couldn't beat me hard enough to match the pain in my pop-not sing.
	That's hard.
	He knows his audience, though.
	He was about to say Jay, first name, basis, and then he realizes like, y'all crack his need.
	Jay-Z, I mean.
	Yeah, I definitely need you to add the Z. All right, shall we.
	Speaking of videos, let's get ridiculosified.
	I'm going to put on my sweatshirt, my khakis, my chucks, and my hat all in one second.
	And then we're going to go through about five or six videos that have sort of been backing up my old hard drive.
	Thank you, thank you.
	Welcome back to Ridiculosity.
	We got a ton of videos for you.
	Let me tell you something about final video.
	It's a ripoff.
	It's only one video a show.
	We got videos piling up through the roof, so we got to catch up on them, yo.
	I got my main homegirl here, dolphin girl.
	And we're going to go through these videos one by one because they've been piling up, yo.
	We got to clean out the computer.
	So this first video, meritocracy is what happens in sports.
	Everything else is nepotism.
	Hollywood is just actors and actresses whose parents are in the industry.
	Politics is Hollywood for ugly people.
	Pretty much every person in a position of power doesn't belong there, except for sports.
	Not only are the players the greatest in the game, literally, but the managers, the coaches, they all know what they're doing.
	Don't believe me?
	Why don't we test this wrestling coach and see if he deserves to be telling other people, especially young men, how to wrestle?
	Let's see what we got, yo.
	Get him, get up.
	He gets him down, flips him off immediately, and then does the whirling dervish, circles around, gets him down, and boom.
	One, two, three, you're done.
	Isn't that fantastic?
	And I love that you can do that.
	Not only is there meritocracy in sports still a little bit, I mean, it's getting woke and everything woke turns to shit, but you can also fuck around with your boss, joke around, have fun, challenge him.
	Like that guy, your wrestling coach when you're in high school is essentially your boss.
	That guy just took his boss, picked him up, and threw him on the ground.
	No problem.
	That was cool.
	You want to test me?
	Test me, bitch.
	You know who else does that?
	Wolves.
	The alpha in the wolf pack is constantly being challenged by the lowers down because they want to be alpha.
	Okay, test me.
	I'll knock you the fuck out.
	All right.
	Next video.
	Hey, dolphin girl, you ever cheated on your boyfriend?
	I think you have.
	You cheated on me.
	That's why we broke up.
	So this is the scenario.
	Guy's getting divorced, right?
	He's got to give up the house.
	His wife is a slut.
	She's actually fucking one of his friends right now.
	And this friend is engaged to someone.
	So this asshole, the friend, is fucking this guy's wife as he's splitting up with her, which here's the rule with exes.
	You know when you're allowed to fuck a dude's ex?
	Never o'clock.
	Never.
	Plenty of fish in the sea.
	Sorry, you cannot have her.
	You can't fuck your friend's ex-wife, ex-girlfriend.
	No.
	They're off the table.
	Anyway, this asshole is not only cheating on his fiancé, but he's fucking this guy's wife.
	So the guy comes over to his house, his ex-house.
	I don't know what you want to call it.
	That's probably up to the courts to decide.
	Turns the lights on, catches them in the act.
	She's fucking freaked out, as the Scots say.
	And the bad guy in this pretends he's asleep.
	Have you ever done this, Dolphin Girl, when shit's going down, you just pretend you're asleep?
	I mean, there's times when you're a little kid and your dad picks you up out of the back seat and he carries you inside.
	We've all pretended to be asleep that time.
	It's fun.
	But because you get a free ride to bed.
	But in this case, dude, you're clearly awake.
	I might hit it.
	Dogs, lots of dogs.
	Maybe that's why you got divorced.
	You gave her dogs instead of kids.
	Woof, woof.
	Oh, shit.
	Morning.
	What up?
	Good morning.
	Get out.
	Wake up.
	What?
	I'm asleep.
	You're so f ⁇ ing.
	You're so f ⁇ ed.
	You guys played the fucking game.
	Totally asleep.
	Actually, you're sleeping.
	I'm playing the fucking game.
	You saw his eyes open?
	What do you think this is going to?
	No, I missed that.
	What do you think this shit's going to?
	What up?
	What are you going to do?
	Go back to bed?
	Get out!
	Wake up!
	So tired, man.
	You're so f ⁇ ing.
	You're so f ⁇ ed up.
	You guys played the fucking game.
	You fucking bitch.
	Act like you're sleeping.
	I'm playing the fucking game.
	Look at.
	Who do you think this is going to?
	Where do you think this shit's going to?
	Get out.
	I'm playing the fucking game.
	You want to ignore me.
	Does he know you went out with me earlier?
	He doesn't.
	I'm going to f ⁇ it all up just like you f ⁇ me up.
	Please.
	I'm going to play the same game.
	Hey, Brandon.
	Wake up, brother.
	Brandon, we know you're awake, dude.
	Let's go, Brandon.
	It's not that big of a deal.
	Let's go, Brandon.
	Brandon.
	What?
	Where's your fiancé?
	What happened?
	Where am I?
	Come on.
	Oh, she's so tired.
	Call the cops.
	She's got a nice little ass.
	My name's on this house just like you.
	Call him.
	Brandon, what did you do?
	Own up, man.
	What is this shit bro?
	Hide your fing face.
	I can't believe this shit.
	Swipe it out of his hand.
	What you just did to me.
	I want you to remember this forever.
	I don't.
	I'm not pussyfooting around.
	Yeah, you are.
	Your husband is at his house while you're with the cheater.
	We're getting a divorce.
	Shouldn't the guy pound him?
	Alright, I have it on video.
	I'm out.
	It's kind of a pussy move.
	You don't have anything to say.
	They're both pussies, really.
	Just sleeping with my dogs.
	He's with your bitch and your bitches.
	I'm leaving.
	Tell him I'm leaving.
	This is all I needed.
	This is all I needed.
	He moved out with his friend, but legally his name is still on the deed.
	Tell him you're sleeping with someone who's cheating on his fiancé.
	Tell him that.
	I mean, come on, dudes.
	If there was ever a time to throw hands, it's now.
	I don't want to sound like I'm endorsing violence because the cops told me to stop doing that.
	But am I the only one who watches these things and I'm like, fucking fight.
	Both of you should fight.
	Even the guy who fucked up, he's getting caught red-handed.
	He might as well just fucking stand up and be a man and start throwing hands.
	Swipe the phone out of his hand.
	The other guy should just start pounding him.
	You have the advantage.
	The guy's asleep.
	Like the phone.
	Aha, I'm embarrassed you with my phone.
	Ooh, your phone.
	What a weapon.
	What a gay weapon.
	That video is the state of man today, and it ain't good.
	All right, let's check in with some bleeps.
	These are some bleeps at the airport.
	Now, I don't know about you, but like I don't even fart at the airport.
	If my shoes untied, I shit my pants.
	I'm a domestic terrorist in Canada.
	So if I flew to Canada, I surely would be arrested.
	We hear about our friends getting held there.
	Nick Fuentes gets held for hours at a time because the powers that be don't like a joke he made about the Holocaust.
	Okay, so you're not allowed on an airplane if you make certain jokes.
	All right, that seems fair.
	But then the bleeps, now that flying is cheap, they're trying it out and they seem to be able to get away with everything but murder.
	Look at this brawl.
	What's that clicking sound?
	Oh, you're going to lose your Gucci slides.
	Those things are staying on really well, aren't they?
	Look at the slides hanging tight.
	Oh, she's got the top of a garbage can.
	How do they know who's on what side here?
	Is it like two groups traveled together and then they decide they both hate each other?
	Who's fighting whom?
	No cops anywhere.
	Ever.
	I don't get it.
	Like, you can't make a joke at customs, or at least white people can't.
	Make a bomb joke when they're going through customs or they'll end up right in the slammer.
	But rampant violence, which appears to be a five-on-five fight?
	Who's fighting who here?
	Look at that.
	She's got the thing that has the ropes.
	She's got the stand for the dividers.
	That would do some damage if that got you in the head.
	Those things are heavy.
	I said heavy weird.
	That was fun.
	All right.
	What do you think of that, dolphin girl?
	I feel like because you're a rap chick, you've slept with a lot of black dudes.
	Do you burn the coal?
	Okay.
	And here's some bleeps at the donut shop.
	Let's see how they're holding up.
	So next video.
	Oh, wait.
	Now this is, check this out.
	This is an employee at the donut shop.
	I guess the woman at Dunkin' Donuts, the customer said something like, what's taking you so long?
	And watch your attitude or something like that.
	I bet that's what she said.
	And you don't talk to bleeps that way.
	Not when they are so used to bleep privilege.
	Here she comes.
	You want your fucking coffee?
	Stop!
	Stop!
	Stop, it's not worth it.
	It's not worth it.
	It's not worth it.
	She grabs a full coffee.
	I don't know where that came from.
	Where did she get that full coffee from?
	But the woman that she splashed is not...
	Look at this woman just doing nothing.
	I don't want to get involved.
	I'll block the sign.
	Don't get involved.
	Don't get in trouble.
	That's what pisses me off with all this shit.
	Look at this woman.
	Wait, did you show her when she got hit with the coffee?
	Is this screen cropped?
	Yep.
	Oh, because I thought after she gets hit with the coffee, she stands there frozen.
	But I don't see it in this version.
	Ryan, are you positive?
	Or sorry, Dolphin Girl, are you positive this isn't a crop?
	Yep.
	Oh, shoot.
	Maybe I've seen another version of it.
	Look, she's washing her shoe.
	She just came off.
	Wait, go back to the coffee throw.
	I must be wrong.
	But I just, I thought she stood there frozen after she got a coffee to the face.
	No, it's before that.
	Around now.
	Fingers crossed.
	This one isn't looking as worthy.
	Yeah, there we go.
	I'm sorry.
	It's only a split second.
	She's just doing this thing.
	Like, have you noticed a pattern here with white passive activities?
	You get caught fucking up your marriage, your imminent marriage, and screwing your buddy's ex-wife, and you just lie there and put a blanket over your face.
	This woman gets nailed with a coffee, and her first instinct is to freeze in place.
	Okay, I just got coffified.
	Like, say, what the fuck, you stupid cunt.
	What the fuck's the matter with you?
	And then the other one's just on her phone touching.
	Like, When did we become such pussies?
	If shit is happening around you, react to it.
	Should everyone take boxing?
	I don't understand.
	All right, let's jump to a place where masculinity still exists.
	Now, of course, Australia has this lockdown and they seem to be taking way too much abuse there from the police and the powers that be.
	But, and maybe this video is kind of old, there is still masculinity in Australia, more than here in America.
	I know it sounds crazy because you're watching them succumb to fascism over on that gigantic island, but Australia has more balls than America or Canada or Britain.
	So this guy's doing a talk and someone eggs him in the head.
	He gets eczema.
	That's the kid there.
	He's going to come up and make his move on this politician.
	Oh no, it's not the kid's son.
	Look, wax him right away.
	Like, that kid's never doing that again.
	Look at all the flip-flops in Australia.
	Wait, go back to the beginning.
	We've got to check this out.
	I want to see the beginning.
	It's dope.
	He's there.
	Boom.
	1, 1,000, 2, 1,000.
	Two seconds it took him to hit the guy.
	Boom.
	Oh, and look, look, stop, stop, stop.
	Then the kid retaliates in a half-hearted punch that goes like for his kidney, and he gets him again.
	Wait, more, more, more, more.
	Go right to the egg.
	Boom.
	So boom with the egg.
	One, two, swat, shitty punch.
	Damn, bang, bang, bang.
	And then they maul him.
	Maul him.
	Wrestle him to the ground.
	Get his ribs.
	Get his ribs.
	Break some ribs.
	It's the perfect punishment because for the next six weeks you're reminded of your arrogance.
	I mean, God designed that for a reason.
	You can't fart, cough, sneeze, laugh, get out of bed, get in a car for six weeks.
	Now punching in the face.
	You want to punch someone in the face to knock them down.
	But once you get someone down, this repeatedly punching in the face, okay, he's going to have swollen cheeks.
	He'll be fine in two days.
	Not the ribs.
	You get the ribs.
	You've cursed a man.
	I curse you.
	All right, let's get a little more serious here.
	Hey, dolphin girl, have you ever seen a horse beat the shit out of anyone?
	Ha ha?
	Ha ha ho?
	Is that Spanish?
	Like a taco, yes.
	You're hungry?
	No lo se?
	I've never seen this before.
	I didn't know.
	I thought I've seen horses kick people, but have you ever seen a horse beat the living shit out of a human?
	What's this now?
	Wait, is that crop too?
	Wait a minute, Ryan.
	This way is crop.
	The other one.
	Wait, now you're Hispanic?
	Now you're Mexican?
	She's not Mexican, for the record.
	She's very white.
	So zoom out.
	I don't care if we see someone's Instagram account.
	Yeah, all the action is right over here.
	Hit it.
	There's a dude there.
	I guess it's biting the guy.
	And those teeth, I mean, we've seen what they do to an apple.
	So he's hoofing him and biting him.
	Look at that.
	Slamming him around.
	What did you do?
	God, I wish I knew the backstory on this.
	Maybe it was just this asshole who just for fun would always go in and flick the horse in the eye every day.
	Look at him.
	I didn't know horses do this.
	I knew deer did.
	I heard of a deer.
	Rob Deerdeck beat the living shit out of a dude who was trying to domesticate it.
	Look at that.
	Is he taking chunks out of your back, dude?
	Oh.
	Look at this guy.
	Wait, go back, go back.
	I was too fixated on the horse kicking his ass.
	Is this guy a pussy?
	So he shows up.
	What's he got there?
	Oh, he's got a whip or something.
	All right, that worked.
	And now the horse is...
	Look at that horse's face.
	Is that blood?
	Can you imagine the fucking trauma and nightmares you'd have if you got beat up by a horse?
	You'd never be able to say the word horse again.
	Must be intense.
	All right.
	This one is totally not ridiculous.
	It's just a really talented artist drawing a city.
	I don't know why I included it in this list.
	It's not freaky.
	This is not someone falling off a cliff.
	This is just a dude drawing a city using three vanishing points.
	And when I saw this, I thought, what a great activity to do with the kids on a rainy Sunday.
	Lay that out in a much bigger piece of paper, and you can draw any kind of building, cars, all kinds of cool shit.
	Wesley Willis, the functional retard, he would do all this with the three vanishing points in his head.
	Incredible guy.
	So yeah, hit it.
	So a lot of ridiculousness is pro-skater shit, laughing at someone who falls down or tries to jump over something and then they slip and they get mud on their hair.
	But this whole thing comes from things I couldn't squeeze into final video.
	And maybe you guys aren't drawers, so you're not impressed by this.
	But once you lay out these three vanishing points, the whole thing basically does itself.
	The contrast is really blown out here, Dolphin Girl.
	Well, it's getting better now.
	Isn't that cool?
	See, comic books, I thought that would be my life in the late 80s, early 90s, But like this work you're seeing here, which is a good day, that might be one page, it might even be one panel.
	But it looks really cool.
	All right, I feel kind of embarrassed for showing that.
	Oh, yeah, that's a good one, too.
	You can tell the guy's not that talented when he draws like the air conditioners and shit on the roof.
	But it still looks fucking amazing because it's such a cool concept.
	That's one vanishing point for the whole thing.
	And you just throw some cars at the end and boom, you have Spider-Man's perspective.
	Dolphin Girl likes that.
	Okay, I think this is our last one.
	And this is, again, not exciting.
	This is not someone wiping out.
	It's not typical of the ridiculous culture that we like to foment here on ridiculosity.
	But I just thought this is the most incredible drone footage I've ever seen.
	It might be old news to you now, but talk about a coordinated effort.
	I mean, Barstool Sports gets a lot of shit from lefties because they hate masculinity and capitalism and sports and fucking guys who speak up about Joe Rogan and Iver Mectin and censorship and the First Amendment.
	Basically, Barstool Sports encapsulates everything these lefties hate and it's fucking awesome.
	It's a fantastic place to work.
	And I'm, you know, everyone thinks, they see guys like this and they go, oh, they made a bunch of money being racist jocks.
	No, they made a bunch of money busting their asses, making great business decisions on Dave Portnoy's end, but also making shit like this.
	Look at this quality.
	So it starts out with a boring pizza review.
	All right, pizza review time.
	We are at a.
	This is, there's got to be cheats in here somewhere.
	Isn't flying a drone super hard?
	Are there cuts here that I'm not seeing?
	Maybe if you do it really slow and then speed it up.
	Oh yeah.
	That could have been a cut.
	But look, those guys are all in real time.
	You see a cut?
	You see a hard movement.
	I missed it.
	Am I blind?
	I missed it.
	It's kind of, I mean, the easy part is, you know, when you see the drone, it's time to start freaking out.
	But you see the way that steam is going in that popcorn, that's all in real time.
	So this isn't slow down.
	How did they do this?
	Internet's down again.
	All right.
	The audio is fantastic.
	What's going on in KFC radio?
	Look, and wait a minute.
	That was hard as a rock.
	Like stable as a rock, I mean.
	This might be a handheld camera.
	Okay, so it switched from a drone to handheld.
	I guess they're holding the drone.
	Yeah, maybe they hold the drone for a bit and then they release it and then they grab it again.
	Or maybe they catch the drone when it goes inside the window.
	Okay, but there's still drone type shit happening.
	Like that's that could all be handheld.
	But this is well, that's not droning.
	Welcome to the Barstool Snapchat Show.
	What a battle.
	Oh my god, it's coming down.
	You're right.
	This could all be easily.
	No, look at that.
	There's a drone right there.
	So I guess he threw it away.
	Brilliant.
	I love seeing hardworking people making quality content and busting their ass when they do it.
	What are you doing?
	Look at this little jolt.
	Yeah, kind of like...
	I didn't say shit.
	Where did he say?
	Go.
	Oh, I saw a very, very subtle frame shift there.
	Abruptly it stops, yeah.
	But no.
	Look, more droning.
	Fucking amazing.
	Isn't it weird that these guys get flack from lefties?
	They even, remember there was a, Keith Oberman blamed Barstool Sports on the school shooting.
	Because.
	Oh no, was it Waukeshaw?
	Because the guy's mom is pro-Trump.
	It was either Waukesha or the shooting.
	We'll look that up.
	Where Keith Olberman said, yeah, it's Barstool Sports and Trump's fault.
	And Dave Portnoy goes, what the fuck is wrong with you?
	Did you see Pratt Boys?
	What?
	Let's go, Ray.
	Two rules.
	Don't take Frat Boys and sleep when you're down to the bottom.
	Don't take Frat Boys, dummy.
	Who's low?
	Like this, this drone footage should be called Love America.
	If you bust your ass, you can build an empire.
	I've done it a couple times.
	All it takes is hard work.
	That's it.
	Easy peasy.
	And of course, balls.
	Still going, all one shot.
	This should be taught in film school.
	Shouldn't it?
	This is better than basically any student film I've ever seen, including the one where the guy rapes his dad repeatedly.
	Which you can see in the interstitial for that's gay.
	Still going.
	Still one incredible shot.
	See anything of the reflections of the TVs?
	No.
	Suspiciously they go low for this shot.
	Suspiciously what?
	They go low.
	You couldn't see any reflection of a person.
	Yeah, that's not a thing.
	Maybe there's some software I don't know about that blends together things to make it look like one shot.
	There's a chance to use a 360 camera and then use like a combination of different drones and also handheld like tubes that they hold.
	Wait, you're not Mexican anymore?
	Yes.
	Okay, I don't want to do this show if you're not going to be Mexican.
	I quit.
	John Parr is that guy's name.
	Did you see his fucking hair?
	Yeah.
	I like it.
	That should be your next hair dupe.
	I wish, dude.
	I don't think anything could be as funny as your pinhead, though.
	That's a winner.
	Look at his hair.
	How do you do that?
	Is that like tons of hairspray and stuff?
	I believe blow-drying it, for sure, is definitely part of it.
	Make it big.
	Who is John Parr?
	I've never heard of him.
	Who is John Parr?
	You know, as in John Parr?
	By the way, it was the school shooting.
	Go to the next link under green screen there.
	I wasn't sure what Keith Oberman blamed Barstool Sports for, but it was the Michigan high school shooting because his mother liked Trump.
	And Barstool has been kind to Trump, and Dave Portnoy has interviewed him.
	Ergo, Dave Portnoy is responsible for the deaths in that Milwaukee high school.
	Basically loaded the bullets into the gun.
	The only thing I think he's guilty of, and I've seen the comments here, and they said, who are you going to interview next?
	Jared Fockel's prison cell?
	Where are you going to do a video again?
	Jared Fokel's prison cell.
	Nice video, terrible company.
	So there are people out there that, but the only thing I think he's guilty of.
	Wait, what are you talking about?
	Jared Vogel?
	Is that the guy who put the...
	The pedo.
	The subway pedo.
	Is that his name, Jared Vogel?
	Jared Fockel.
	What?
	God, you really know how to bring the show to a screeching halt.
	So people are comparing them to him, but the only thing he's really guilty of is gay walking.
	Yeah, that is super gay, Dave.
	It's not gaywalking, but it's similar.
	He's like RuPaul.
	You know what he's doing?
	What's that thing?
	Strike a pose?
	Voguing.
	Oh, Vogue.
	He's Voguing.
	He's about to hit the ground and then get back up again.
	Jared Vogling.
	Every frame.
	Okay, now show Voguing.
	Okay.
	Dave Portnoy, New York's top Voguer.
	It's the dumbest dance routine in the world.
	Voguing.
	Oh, wow.
	I didn't know that.
	We're about to learn.
	How the gay community created Voguing.
	I was inspired by Voguing because Voguing allows you to be anything and anyone you want to be.
	Yeah, you're not invited.
	It's within the realm.
	A dance family.
	That's what it's supposed to be, a dance family.
	Ninja, House of Ninja.
	I remember.
	Voguing comes from Vogue magazine.
	Oh.
	The movements that define the dance are based on the damage.
	Fag hag wife.
	Look at all these people appropriating black drag culture.
	Oh, shut up.
	It's just a stupid walk.
	It's just a very, very gay walk.
	Just show that that was not voguing.
	That was people ripping it off.
	Not that I think it deserves any credibility, but I want to see it now.
	Do like House of Ninja or like Paris is Burning trailer kind of a thing.
	Oh, here we go.
	This is what Dave Portnoy is doing at the beginning of that video.
	Fagging.
	The one dick challenge.
	Was it a socks?
	Yeah.
	What are you doing, Ryan?
	This is the House of Ninja.
	Ryan, I'm going to shoot you.
	It literally says House of Ninja.
	You literally shoot it.
	Yeah, yeah, but this is like some dumb shit.
	I want to see them on a runway.
	I am not gay enough to know.
	Paris is burning.
	There you go.
	Funkin' style vogue.
	Is that a woman, though?
	Yeah, I think it is.
	Stop stealing Homo's shit.
	Women.
	That's not good voguing.
	I'm still not satisfied.
	Do Paris's Burning Trailer.
	You need a good Vogue?
	Hey, I need you to do your job, actually.
	I don't know about gay shit.
	Well, you clearly don't know about Googling.
	I looked up everything you asked me to.
	Paris is Burning Trailer.
	Don't be a fucking Luddite robot.
	I don't get it.
	Yeah.
	You don't even get the insults as you fuck up your job.
	It's like crossing into the looking glass.
	Crossing into the looking glass.
	We are back to that news.
	I'm Willie Ninja, the mother of the house of Ninja.
	Ninjas hit hard, they hit fast.
	We come out to assassinate.
	I'm Epira Larbasia, the legendary mother of the House of Larbasia.
	And I've been around for two decades.
	It's raining, Daddy.
	Executive realness, Vogue, Shade.
	We are the most gorgeous special things on earth.
	Comes from ballet and martial arts.
	No, it's not.
	It's faggots being homosexuals.
	There's nothing to it.
	It's gays overdoing their faggotry.
	The end.
	I found it.
	He looks like a gay Bond villain.
	Every frame gays and the next.
	By the way, I think I found the drone in that.
	Where?
	Here's one shot of it over here to the left, and then 211 is another shot of it.
	Here we go.
	Wait.
	walk it forward?
	See that thing on the right?
	Nope.
	Look, I got my camera in the way.
	Enhance.
	Coming in, coming in, coming in.
	See that bird which is the black eagle?
	It looks like a little tank.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So I don't think he edited himself out, so I think this is a drone shot, but it doesn't make sense how fluid this all is.
	This looks like a guy holding a camera.
	And then I looked in the reflection of the TVs, and you can't see a dude.
	You could hide.
	You do see a drone.
	I think he hired like the top drone guy in the world, and he's so good that it's like Superman flying around for him.
	Yeah.
	What's that on the ground?
	Paper airplanes and wires.
	And then you could see it kind of cut through the air here.
	I know what paper airplanes and wires are.
	Thank you, genius.
	Detective shitty.
	What else is on the ground?
	Is that a hole in the ground?
	That big black thing?
	Oh, that's headphones.
	In front of the chair or in the...
	No, no, no.
	Oh, that is a shirt on the ground with wires on top of it?
	No, I don't think it is.
	All right.
	Let's jump over to Antifa, shall we?
	Fun stuff.
	Good news about them.
	They've been arrested.
	Fuck you, Dad.
	So the Blaze was running about these guys who were arrested for not just pulling down statues, which is happening now, thank God, although I'll believe it when I see them in jail.
	And why do I want them in jail if I'm anti-prisoned?
	Because what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
	We're getting thrown in prison.
	I want them to suffer.
	I don't like that they're above the law.
	Well, let's turn our attention in this article, they say, David Urbanski, to San Diego prosecutors, who on Monday charged multiple Antifa militants with conspiracy to commit a riot, saying they physically attacked supporters of former President Donald Trump in January.
	The kicker?
	Question mark?
	A criminal complaint said the arrestees are self-identified to be affiliated with anti-fascists or Antifa and began organizing themselves into San Diego and Los Angeles-based groups a week before a pro-Trump Patriot march on Jan 9,
	the paper said.
	Pretty nifty trick for an idea, not an organization, and a myth.
	So we'll follow this case.
	We'll keep you up to date, but I'm kind of optimistic that these guys will get something going here.
	And the thing that annoys me about all this shit, too, is like they end up...
	Actually, let me just jump over to Proud Boys because there's a similar article here and they talk about Antifa organizing to attack people on November 17th, 2018.
	That's the night that they said that we were going to attack the synagogue.
	Remember that?
	So go to, I guess we won't do the Proud Boys intro.
	Let's keep this within Antifa.
	Okay, we'll do the Proud Boys.
	Okay, we won't.
	Go to 14B.
	I emailed the writer for this just now, and I said, wow, I don't think I've ever read a fair article about the Proud Boys before.
	Now, there's one strange paragraph where he talks about this domestic terrorist group called Phalanx that was going to blow up some people, and they had a bomb with nails in it.
	And someone said that Phalanx is related to, and they listed a bunch of patriot groups, and one of them is Proud Boys.
	So that awkward paragraph that's not explained is stuck in the middle of this.
	But besides that, it's pretty darn fair.
	Racist, terrorist, extremist, did the FBI get the Proud Boys wrong?
	I cannot believe it's in Newsweek.
	And this dude, William M. Markin, Arkin, he's a domestic terrorism expert, but he's a lefty.
	He's on Democracy Now and stuff.
	So I'm shocked.
	I'm shocked that he gave us a fair shake.
	But he goes, the Proud Boys attracted significant media attention, but were also probably the most inscrutable of all groups that gathered at the Capitol.
	No one, including the FBI and Homeland Security, seemed to actually understand them.
	Founded in the last year of the Obama administration, they are an anti-left, anti-big government organization, pro the continuation of traditional America and anti-anything that suggests a dissolution of Western dominance.
	The left, the mainstream news media, the Democratic Party, the swamp, the United Nations, they're all working to destroy America, says Steve, a Carlsblad, California member of the Prowboys.
	I don't mean some white supremacy shit, and I'm not even a gun owner.
	I mean just like protecting what we have from Antifa and Black Lives Matter and the bleeding hearts, stopping the running down of everything, removal of our history with the statues and all, screwing with the elections.
	And as I was reading this, I'm thinking, and this is what really annoys me about the bad coverage of Prowboys, where they end up radicalizing young men, where they say that this group are Nazis, and then they lie, and then the people meet these guys,
	and they go, they're actually good guys, and then they go, oh, the media is lying.
	And then when they distrust the media, they distrust the establishment, which I guess are good things.
	But when you lie that much and you're that much of a shitbag, you radicalize young men.
	And then I'm left here going, no, no, no, slow down, slow down, guys.
	Let's not drift into Nazism.
	That's the media.
	They're mental patients.
	They don't represent America.
	We have our enemies, the DNC, the bleeding hearts, the left, but they are the shrill minority.
	America's not over.
	There's still plenty of great patriots.
	Calm down.
	And this was an interesting point in that article.
	After the New York clash, the Philadelphia division of the FBI reported that unidentified Antifa adherents were organizing individuals, Stand Against the Proud Boys, they're Called, SAB, from across the country to execute violence against Independent Hall,
	Independence Hall in Philly.
	In other words, those attacks, remember those attacks?
	So there was the synagogue shooting.
	A dumb rumor started that Prabhupada's were celebrating the shooting, but it was just a boomer-pro Constitution pro founding fathers rally.
	And Tifa refused to listen to the truth.
	They ran with the celebration of a synagogue shooting.
	They go to Philly.
	They throw a brick through Zach's window.
	Zach Rio almost hits his daughter.
	They write Nazi on his house.
	And then they start attacking random people who were at the rally, including two Marines who weren't at the rally.
	They were just in Philly.
	But they're big guys.
	They look like the body type of a proud boy.
	So these Antifa dudes jump them.
	They go, you're proud boys.
	You're white supremacist.
	And they're like, white supremacists?
	What are you talking about, man?
	We're Marines.
	We're Mexican Marines, S.A. And then they start going, fuck you, wetback, you spick.
	Spitting in their faces.
	And those guys got arrested.
	I wonder whatever happened to them.
	We should look that up.
	Let's do it now.
	Do you know what I'm talking about?
	Yep.
	Marines, Philly.
	I can almost remember the guy's name.
	Fat Tom Resberger.
	He, big fat potato face of a man was one of them.
	And then I think the other guy that got arrested ended up being a major leader of Antifa.
	But he's probably arrested for assault on Marines.
	What's his name?
	Tom Keenan.
	Tom Keenan.
	Okay, so let's put that name in quotes and then take it to Google and then click the word news.
	And we'll see if any charges were wrought.
	I think half the time these guys just turn into feds.
	And they say, okay, we'll let you back if you stay in Antifa.
	Where are we here?
	34 days ago?
	Wait, that's Alberta?
	Tom Keenan, maybe add Antifa.
	Maybe it's a common name.
	Keenan and Peel.
	I don't know any Keenans.
	Oh, Keenan Wayans, but that's a first name.
	Okay, how we doing?
	Not good.
	Nothing?
	And now I'm searching around.
	Third man charged.
	Yeah, yeah.
	2019 doesn't interest me.
	In Mexican.
	Looks like they dropped that.
	How about sentencing?
	It doesn't look like anything happened.
	I mean, it's 2021.
	There's no way it could still be going to trial.
	Is that possible?
	Charge, but no sentencing, I'm seeing.
	Yeah.
	Probation.
	They copped a plea and got probation.
	Okay, don't do the whole interstitial, but change the background to racism.
	Oh, this was good, too.
	Talking about fair reporting.
	New York Times, liberal hypocrisy is feeling American inequality.
	Here's how.
	So they're putting it to the lefties.
	279,000 upvotes.
	Why are they showing down votes?
	I thought those were done.
	Okay, so here's a thing.
	You can get an attachment.
	It's called Return YouTube Dislike, and it's a Google Chrome extension.
	Huh.
	That a baby monster has notified me about.
	Liberal hypocrisy is fueling American inequality.
	I don't care about liberal logic.
	It's boring.
	So change the background to racism, and let's have a brief look at Juicy Smoolée.
	The audacity of this is either he's so dumb that he's basically just a fish, or he's a psychopath, a sociopath, a lunatic.
	Asked why he didn't initially realize a noose was around his neck during the attack, Smollett said, because I was getting my ass whooped.
	So he's still going with the story.
	When asked why, you know what he should have done?
	It's just said, I was on drugs.
	I had a hallucination.
	I wasn't attacked.
	It occurred in my dreams.
	Something like that.
	And you know, they were dropping the charges.
	This whole thing was over.
	And then he fucking said, I'm going to sue the city because they wrongfully accused me of lying.
	No, they rightfully accused you of lying.
	Drop it, dude.
	But nope.
	When asked why he did not call police after the incident, Smollett said on the stand, I'm a black man in America and I do not trust police.
	Dude, the reason that you're on trial now is because you wasted cops' time.
	You made detectives go chase a dude who, by the way, he just admitted yesterday that not only did he know the African who attacked him, but he beat off with him.
	They did drugs and jerked each other off.
	Did they try to extort him?
	You should listen to San Elmo's fire.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's exactly what Juicy.
	I understand what you're going through.
	The same thing happened to me.
	I had some, what does he say in the video?
	I had some exchanges with gays, and then they tried to extort me.
	So you got spicy?
	Would you exchange jizz?
	It gets testy on the stand.
	Okay, last subject before we close out is before we get to the mailbag and the final video.
	Don't worry, I'm not going to deny you a final video.
	We always give you more icing on the cake.
	We never take away stuff.
	Let's do a feminism.
	And don't do the one with the table breaking.
	Is there another one?
	Yes.
	Is there a good one?
	I don't like any of them.
	You be the judge.
	Yeah.
	It's a mess.
	The song is cool, but that's a mess.
	Look how good this background is.
	And we also, we always have this one.
	Feminism is cancer.
	Feminism is cancer.
	I'm a lady.
	That one's pretty good.
	So Nick Fuentes was on Elijah Schaefer's show.
	I'm going to do that soon, too.
	I just got to get around to it.
	And he, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
	That's not necessary.
	Bounpadink Dow.
	Can someone make that into a riff?
	What?
	Your fart?
	Yeah, that sample.
	Bomb padink down.
	Bombadink down.
	Bompadink down.
	Watch out.
	Bomb pading down.
	I'm here for real.
	The fart man.
	I'm here for real.
	I'm the fart man.
	Good joke, Ryan.
	So Nick Fuentes was on Elijah's show, and Sidney Watson says, you've never had a relationship with a woman.
	Why are you giving people advice on relationships with women?
	And his response is pretty good.
	But the left goes, look at this stupid, gross incel loser get roasted.
	And the right, the America First guys, are like, Nick nails it once again.
	You can't cuck the tuck.
	And I think they're both right in a way.
	No.
	So how are you telling other people how to behave towards women when you yourself have not had any actual physical interaction with them in a romantic capacity?
	Or, in fact, in any capacity where you uphold them in a way that treats them with respect?
	I mean, if you're out here arguing that women are basically half the value of well, I'm not going to put words in your mouth, in fact, because that's not right.
	But if you are looking to some other regimes around the world that do think that women are half the value of a man, I have to question what kind of a person who's had no experience with women is in a position to basically promote these ideas.
	Well, I'm having an experience with a woman right now.
	And I've had lots of experiences with women in my life.
	Not romantically per se, but I've talked to enough women.
	I've known enough women to know sort of what's going on.
	With a woman?
	No.
	So who won that?
	I don't know.
	This one's better.
	That your people say.
	And they make it personal, too.
	They're not saying you've got to shit out.
	So many women, you don't realize.
	Who really, really wants the best of their views?
	Again, you might alienate a lot of people who would otherwise.
	And I simply don't understand if this, oh, you know, let's sort of push women's society to the corner against them.
	Is that not problematic?
	I do know many of your views on women, which I find abhorrent.
	I'm going to go and have a question.
	What kind of a person who's had no experience with women is in a position to take the political ideas?
	See, this is what I'm talking about.
	It's just sort of like this, like, don't you think that's problematic?
	Like, don't you think women like me are going...
	It's like, you know, listen, we don't have time for political correctness.
	We don't have time to.
	I'm not being politically correct.
	Oh, man.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I like her point.
	Her point is that, okay, either go fuck a bunch of chicks or get married.
	But what are you waiting for?
	You're like 24 years old.
	If you're so trad Catholic, I said this to them at the last, what was it called?
	Con, con con, Republican con, the conservative convention in D.C. that we got kicked out of.
	Before we got kicked out, we did a bunch of speeches, and they were, I kept getting teamed up with Nick Fuentes, and his youngsters hate me the same way that when we were young hardcore kids, we hated old punks because we're like,
	you're the old guard, we're the new thing.
	So it's within the same genre, but we're the dinosaurs that need to fuck off.
	Which hurts, but I understand.
	I'm not saying they should have killed me, but I understand.
	And you'd have known Nick Fuentez without Gavin McInnes, I'm afraid.
	So they owe me some reverence there.
	I created them.
	But she's got a valid point.
	If you're into traditionalism, get married.
	Especially if you're not fucking chicks on the side.
	I understand if you are in Motley Crew and you want to get your Yayas out and enjoy your group of years, sure, go nuts.
	But after a few years, you kind of get the idea.
	Like tits are basically, there's big ones, small ones.
	You learn what you like, and now it's time to grow up, which is what my book, Death of Cool, is all about.
	So she's saying that.
	Valid point.
	But I don't think she gets that when the Groipers are pro-Islam, they're not really pro-Islam.
	What they're saying is we criticize them for their sexism, but we have much worse problems going on with feminism.
	So maybe we should take a page out of their book.
	And it's hyperbole.
	They don't literally want women in burqas.
	They don't want women to have half the rights in court.
	They're just saying, hey, don't mock it till you try it.
	Those guys are doing a better job than us.
	Hey, Gavin.
	I heard you talking about me.
	And that's fine.
	You know, people have opinions about things.
	That's totally cool.
	This is Nick Frontes from the future.
	I just figured I'd update you.
	I have had a soul patch.
	Yeah, you know, I'm older.
	I got big, you know.
	So, you know, I did have sex, but I refuse to have sex outside of wedlock.
	You know, it's kind of the thing.
	So I've been divorced 76 times.
	And it's pretty cool.
	A little overrated, but I'm still looking for that one to settle down.
	That must be financially devastating.
	Yeah, I have, can you, do you have $5?
	Yep.
	Can I have it?
	Sure.
	Oh, shit, my wallet's in my other pants.
	All right, I got to go then.
	Bad luck.
	So that's a good segue to the rest of the feminism section because the Groiper's point is, yes, Islam's sexist, but at least they don't have a feminism problem.
	And let's have a look at our feminism problem to see how bad it is.
	Here's an example.
	The Washington Post has declared war on adoption in the name of defending abortion.
	Barrett is wrong.
	Adoption doesn't take care of the burden of motherhood.
	This view of adoption and abortion has failed.
	Who wrote this?
	Can we see the byline?
	No.
	Ah, poop.
	I could look it up.
	Because that's depraved.
	And the angle of this article is that you think that when you give a baby up for adoption, you're sort of absolved of all these problems, but it haunts you.
	Yeah, we know.
	Doesn't murder haunt you?
	Yeah.
	And go, if you're going to do that, go interview a bunch of women who had abortions.
	How are they feeling?
	Was that fun?
	I guarantee, and I know lots of women have had abortions.
	It sticks in their craw.
	I think a lot of them are pro-choice because they had an abortion and it appeases the guilt.
	If they were ever to go pro-life and say, oh, God.
	Oh, she's an abortion activist.
	The dirty dancing abortion resonates.
	Abortion, abortion.
	So she definitely had an abortion or two, and she's traumatized by it and has made it her life mission to defend.
	She doth protesteth too much, of course.
	I'm Dr. Gretchen Sisson, a sociologist and researcher at UCSF's Advancing New Standards in Reproductive Health.
	This is explained.
	Abortion researchers.
	She's a doctor, meaning she has a doctorate, and it's a doctorate in abortion rhetoric.
	So she watched a bunch of movies.
	In the movie Home Alone, abortion is portrayed as a good option because the woman has too many children and she forgets one at home.
	But go back to this article.
	She has Janice of Soprano's face.
	And two different eyes.
	Yeah.
	Even those who are joyfully optimistic when I interview them soon after they give birth are markedly more cynical years later.
	Yeah.
	I don't think you understand, lady.
	Adoption's not an ideal.
	It's better than murder, and adopting a kid is better than having them in a foster home or in an orphanage.
	It's making the best of a shitty situation that your sluttiness, by the way, provided.
	But no one is claiming that giving away a kid for adoption is an easy peasy one too.
	But as a total side note here, as a completely separate topic, I'm reading that article and it talks about this woman who gave up her baby at one year.
	One year?
	Can you imagine throwing Daphne away in a few months?
	Hell no.
	What the fuck?
	I was really down and out.
	I was poor.
	I was drinking too much.
	Okay.
	Like, stop drinking then.
	Get a job.
	Go on welfare.
	I just couldn't imagine.
	And I'm sorry.
	I hope this doesn't make me sound like I'm discouraging adoption too, but I don't get it.
	John Joseph Cro-Mag, his mother gave up on her three boys because she was poor and in an abusive relationship.
	Get out of the relationship and run away with the boys?
	Like with my kids, I'd happily live in a cave if I could keep them.
	I would never give them up, no matter what.
	Chop my fucking head off and I'm still going to stay with them.
	Anyway, I guess divorce is like is like giving up on your kids in a sense because you see them so much less.
	There's a cool documentary coming out about Epstein wherein he says that women are the future.
	And then we find out he's a serial rapist pedophile, which reminds me that every time you see these guys scream and keep it real, they're the ones the most full of shit.
	When you hear a man say, the future is feminine, women are the future, you invariably discover that he's a sexual predator.
	Be wary of the non-sexual.
	This month marks two years since the death of convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein inside a New York City jail.
	We were underage.
	We were little girls.
	By the time I was 16, I brought him up to 75 girls.
	He was glid.
	He lived essentially.
	He was an absolutely terrifying person to encounter.
	You own an island.
	Two islands.
	The islands of Dr. Moreau?
	Correct.
	Jeffrey Epstein was a billionaire.
	Wait, hold on a second.
	Stop.
	The island of Dr. Moreau is a weird cult film where Marlon Brando sort of plays Mengela.
	And Mengela was the guy post-World War II who did experiments on various people, like breeding Nazis, I mean, sorry, midgets with like prostitutes and seeing what he could make and torturing people.
	He did all kinds of depraved human experiments.
	He made a bunch of freaks from scratch.
	He experimented with freaks.
	So Jeffrey Epstein saw himself as Dr. Moreau, which is Mengela, which means that he recognized that the islands were depraved and immoral and sick.
	That's Marlon Brando in the island of Dr. Moreau.
	His best friend, I believe, is a monkey.
	Whose vast wealth brought an arrogance that knew no limits.
	He acted as if he could have anything he craved.
	Reporting, the FBI is now looking into how it can interview Britain's Prince Andrew over his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.
	I made my living from old thinking, but the future is for the way women think.
	The way women think.
	That's correct.
	Is that not a SOP because of all the depravity you've done against young women?
	And your new SOP is that women's thinking is the future?
	No, I've always believed that women would in fact be able to take over.
	I'm a firm believer and supporter of Crime Zone.
	Federal prosecutor said yesterday video of Epstein's jail cell when he made his first suicide attempt.
	We're in a good era for documentaries, aren't we?
	Because the media is so bad at their job that when other people just pick up the torch and go, actually, I'm going to try this.
	Scooter Boyd, that's the guy who just put up that tweet, by the way.
	He's the guy who does Tucker Carlson's things on Fox Nation on the app.
	He did the great January 6th documentary.
	He's got a lot of shit up his sleeve.
	I think he could make Fox Nation the new vice.
	And I don't know why this is stuck here.
	I mentioned this earlier, the 18.
	Sorry, this news item is in the wrong spot, but I have to get it out anyway.
	This dude who destroyed his statue, no jail time.
	Is recommending no jail time and probation for Antifa.
	You know that's what happened to the other dude, and you know that's going to happen with these guys in Southern California who organized attacks on Trump supporters.
	Why?
	Because they are the paramilitary wing of the DNC, and the DNC runs, at least for now, the narrative.
	They use the media as their press agent.
	They've got a whole sort of like mafioso setup where Antifa are their foot soldiers, and the media are their, I guess, the mob doesn't have a PR company.
	Analogy fell apart.
	We're running out of time here.
	Let's do the mailbag.
	Ryan, shut up.
	You don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Little, little Ryan, shut up.
	I have a video from somebody that wants to fight you, and I'd be scared.
	This technically is a mailbag.
	How about the arrogance where you think that anyone you don't like, you can just fight?
	Like, do I get to fight Jon Stewart?
	This isn't just anybody here.
	This is Strange Trees.
	And he's a weird guy.
	McGinnis.
	Yes.
	Wait.
	Oh, yeah, Matt.
	Gavin McGinnis.
	You're talking about the leader of the Proud Boys.
	He was also...
	Shit, what else did he do?
	That's basically all I know him for.
	He did a bunch of things, but he was the leader.
	He helped form the Proud Boys.
	Gavin McGinnis.
	Mick Ines, yeah.
	You can read.
	I'm going to guess this is a damn.
	He's really not.
	He's really not that handsome.
	Hold on, hold on.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	Hold on.
	Stop everything.
	See, you probably didn't want to fight him before, but now you said you're not that handsome.
	Okay, hold on, hold on.
	Who said he looks handsome?
	Dave Cowles.
	Dave, firstly, thank you for getting on here, Dave.
	But Sean McInnes or Gavin McInnes is not handsome.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	Okay?
	That's all I'm saying.
	He's not handsome.
	He's kind of an asshole, too.
	Listen, let me tell you one thing.
	If you hear, you need to know this.
	Being nice is the coolest thing that you can do.
	Okay?
	And even if Gavin McInnes was a 10 before he opened his dumbass mouth, and listen, I got all kinds of conservative left-lean friends, right-lean friends.
	I'm right in the fucking middle.
	I don't give a shit.
	He doesn't give a shit.
	But when Gavin opens his mouth, he becomes a motherfucking two.
	Okay?
	He really does.
	This pussy, I watched an interview with him, and this pussy, this goddamn pussy, look him up, Gavin McKinnis.
	This goddamn pussy was talking about how most people can't fight and how most people can't fight and all this shit.
	And then he's bragging about how he gets his big homie to beat people's asses, bro.
	I wish I could square up with Gavin McKinnis.
	I don't remember that.
	Oh, I think he might be talking about when I'm out with my brother-in-law, who's a giant Indian beast, and how I notice that I get more arrogant.
	So he's, wow, he knows the deep cut.
	I get enough motherfuckers.
	That's the deep cut so deep I had to dig through the crates to find it.
	I'm like, bro, come on, let's move on.
	That was a waste of time.
	So are you going to be setting this up?
	No.
	You don't want to fight him?
	I'd love to beat the shit out of him, but we don't live in a world where you get to be near me.
	Like, that was already too much.
	You know what I mean?
	I guess.
	Look at this mutant.
	I'm rating her 0.8 out of 10.
	I've never come across such an unattractive woman in all my life in terms of looks and personality.
	Skip to 1825.
	At LAX, Yolanda has been called to gate five following reports of...
	She said she knows something.
	No.
	We won't go there.
	It's pronounced the same.
	It's the English thing.
	Here we are.
	Over at the ticket desk, a mother and her two sons have arrived late and missed their flight to San Diego.
	What a haggard time.
	I want to have an assignment on a flight.
	I'm going to be a boarder.
	Sharon McInerney and her sons could be in for a long wait for the next flight.
	Why are we picking on this middle-aged woman who's stressed out, has been flying for 24 hours, and some fuckface who watches my show doesn't find her attractive?
	You don't want to fuck her?
	I'm sorry you don't find this middle-aged mother or two who's stressed out attractive.
	She should work on her looks more.
	She's on the wrong runway.
	Please you.
	You're not thinking of runway.
	This isn't a model runway.
	This is a runway on an airport.
	Okay, I shouldn't have read that.
	Let's just stick to the red flags that I've already read.
	On ginos and Ibram X. You're going to notice the letters get notably better now after that.
	I am Jewish, and I want to say that you were dead right about ginos.
	These ginos don't just not care about actual Jews.
	They have serious contempt for them.
	You can see this by the way they speak about more working class traditional to Orthodox Jews, the way they abandon Israel and refuse to condemn the ever-expanding squad, meaning Ilhan Omar and all that, who hate Israel and want Palestine to take it over.
	And secular Jews are like, whatever, as long as we get more DNC votes.
	I actually am writing in because I want to point out that what opposer Ibrahim X. Kendi is.
	We all know that his real name is Henry Rogers and that he changed it to that Mishkabble.
	The problem is that the whole concept of having an X in your name was started by the black Muslims as a placeholder.
	The X symbolizes their lack of knowledge of their true African name, meaning it is only applicable when you haven't changed your name yet.
	Once you have risen high enough in the ranks of or whatever, then they get rid of the X and your entire birth name, and you get a whole new Islamic name.
	For example, Malcolm X never changed his first name, so he retained the X, and the guy who got away with murdering the cop, Phil Cardillo, in the 70s, was Louis 17X Dupree.
	Phil Cardillo.
	That rings a bell.
	I think Michelle Malkin was all over that case.
	Anyway, so either the putz doesn't know his own shit or he's so confident in his ability to sell such steaming pieces of shit on a stick that he just doesn't care.
	Oh, he's such a dork.
	What a fucking loser.
	And was told by a black man nearby that she needed to leash her dog.
	Instead, decided to threaten this black male.
	Instead, decided to call the police and claim that her life.
	Why is he so Maupy?
	Yeah, because he threatened her dog.
	He said, you don't want to leave your dog with me.
	He threatened her first, by the way.
	What a dork.
	What an absolute nerd.
	Okay, next letter.
	Tessica Brown, my hair.
	The gorilla glue lady has a hair song.
	This eyelash trend that's going on now is driving me nuts.
	And it's not just black people, it's white women too.
	And then the fucking shower cap thing.
	Almost went in a panic.
	When I ran out, I got it.
	Had a problem.
	I had to use gorilla glue just to solve the moment you took it to stop it.
	Try to wash it with everything I could think of, but nothing was making progress.
	I was stopping with the dude.
	Couldn't come aggressive, had me feeling like a fool.
	I tried to use the shot that wasn't epic number two.
	I washed it like a dozen times.
	It's still getting through.
	And my hair, it won't move, won't move.
	My health.
	It don't move.
	It don't move.
	My health.
	It don't move.
	Just put glue in her mohawk.
	Keep them straight.
	Okay, that's enough.
	The boy can't help it.
	Hi, fellas.
	I must admit that I'm gay for the underdog.
	Too much dirty Irish blood in these veins, I guess.
	But Ryan's self-own at 1.25.30 of yesterday's show, Season 4, Episode 62, made me want to take that old dog out behind the shed.
	Oh, you're the underdog, I guess.
	The guy can't even get the details of his own origin story right.
	Mom hid pregnancy from dad.
	I mean, she hid it from her job.
	It hurt to watch.
	Did your mother hide her pregnancy from her job or from Katsu?
	From her job.
	Why'd you say she hid it from Katsu?
	Because I don't think he knew for a little while either.
	I'm about Ryan's age.
	And remember when Pop Punk Emo hit his speaker?
	130?
	12530.
	I don't really want to watch this.
	I remember it very clearly.
	Yeah, we don't.
	Look at El Reeve.
	She's a fish.
	She looks like a trout.
	Now, this happened with Jared Taylor.
	His wife was doing...
	All right, that's enough.
	We're not going back over that.
	Gavin and Ryan, you mentioned what car you can drive if what car can you drive if we have to boycott white businesses.
	I suggest the Nissan.
	Is it Nissan or Nissan?
	Nissan.
	I suggest Nissan because the cultural ownership America has been claimed by blacks.
	Almost every time you see a Nissan, there's a black behind the wheel and a dent on the driver's side bumper.
	You will almost never see a white driving a Nissan.
	Blacks have culturally appropriated it and they own the car now.
	Okay?
	This neighbor doesn't appreciate your Christmas lights.
	Check out this letter.
	Bring it up and blow it up.
	I couldn't help but notice your Christmas lights display.
	During these unprecedented times, comma, we have all experienced challenges which casual words just don't describe what we're feeling.
	What?
	Which casual words just don't describe what we're feeling.
	The idea of twinkling colorful lights are a reminder of divisions that continue to run through our society, a reminder of systemic biases against our neighbors who don't celebrate Christmas or who can't afford to put up lights of their own.
	20 feet of lights is $4.
	Maybe at a more hokey hardware store, they might charge you $6.
	20 feet of lights is a lot of lights.
	We must do the work of educating ourselves about the harmful impact and an outward-facing gesture like yours can have.
	I challenge you to respect the dignity of all people while striving differences, ideas, opinions.
	We must come together, blah, blah, blah.
	Challenge these institutional inequities.
	St. Anthony is a community welcoming of all people.
	We must demand better for ourselves.
	Wow, what a cunt.
	That is rough, isn't it?
	What an annoying bitch.
	2% of black Americans celebrate Kwanzaa.
	About 14% of the black community know the holiday was made up holiday, I believe, in 1966.
	That's not a lot of people.
	It was created by a criminal, a rapist career criminal thief.
	All right, let's drift off to the final video, shall we?
	We shall.
	I forgot to do my screaming thing.
	This is a video, and the point of me showing it is to say to you, make babies.
	I made three.
	I will perpetually, I will lie on my deathbed and go, my only regret was only having three.
	Ryan's made one, but his wife is incredibly young.
	I think this nigga could make five.
	I don't know about incredibly in the grand scheme of things, how old is she?
	23.
	Yeah.
	Dude, that's considered very, very young.
	I mean, I'm sure in the Midwest and the South, they start earlier, but as far as New York goes, shit, 30s young.
	I'm not saying you should wait that long.
	I'm just talking about what the average is.
	Anyway, if you want some proof that you should have babies, here is a one-year-old girl, don't give her up for adoption, eating flaming hot Cheetos.
	I don't know if you've ever had flaming hot Cheetos.
	They pack a punch.
	They hot.
	They hot.
	It's not like you go, oh, I can sense some spiciness to it.
	You are like, oh, bye, okay, wow, wow, wow, like you need a glass of milk.
	They're pretty intense.
	Let's see how she handles It for the first time.
	Dip it in there.
	Kids love Cheetos.
	Nice bite.
	Already, she's got a she wants her hand wiped.
	Just finish your Cheetos and we'll wipe your hand later.
	Okay, so she's experienced the spice.
	I assume.
	Oh, there we go.
	She's got it now.
	It hit.
	You want some water?
	No, I'm not a bitch.
	You drink some water, Faggot.
	I need some more of these.
	Then she chops down another one.
	You want water?
	No.
	Nah, I'm fine.
	Keeps munching.
	She's clearly experienced the heat now.
	She's got to get her hands clean.
	Isn't that fantastic?
	If you're dating a girl, you guys have been together for about a year.
	I mean, what are you doing?
	What are you waiting for?
	Put a ring on it.
	Stop wasting everyone's time.
	You're not going to get better than her.
	You want her with bigger tits?
	What are you doing?
	You want to party more?
	You've been partying since you were 14.
	Relax.
	It's time to fucking move on to the next step.
	You can still travel and shit, by the way.
	It's not like you're stuck at home 24 hours a day when you have a kid.
	My babies were going to Scotland from birth.
	I'm sitting there on the plane by the baggage clean, making sure I'm not one of those parents with the crying babies.
	But it's not selfish or unselfish.
	It's none of that.
	Okay.
	It's only one thing.
	It's fun.
	So do it and you'll enjoy yourself.
	And you'll look back and go, the only regret you'll have is that you waited too long.
	I can't tell you how many people I know my age that went, what the fuck were we waiting for?
	Stop waiting.
	Breed.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.

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