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Dec. 6, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E62 - PATRIOT FED

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	That is Tobacco Shitstorm from Australia.
	Tornado Fuckface.
	No.
	Close.
	Nuclear Shitheads.
	That is the Tropical Thunderfucks.
	Yes.
	No.
	Tropical Fuckstorm.
	Yep.
	From Australia.
	Old dude there, my age.
	He's accredited with doing the most popular song in Australia, which is called Sharkfin Blues.
	Doesn't sound particularly good to me, but it is quite popular.
	Jump into the chorus.
	Okay, this sounds like Australian Built Dispil to me.
	Also in the news, before we get started, Gorilla Girl is still retarded.
	Hey, that rhymes.
	She covered her hair in glue a long time ago.
	And because we live in an era of black privilege, no one laughed.
	The media actually tried to make her look like the victim.
	And black Twitter was all about how gorilla glue has to be more open on their bottle about what they are.
	I would think the word glue makes it clear it's glue, but okay.
	So there was some black surgeon who helped her get it out.
	I guess there's a combination you can do with glue where you add a lot of citrus.
	Oh my God, that makes me dry heave.
	So now that everyone got her hair back, she did some weird dye job and now it's falling out in chunks.
	Is she still trying to get money from Gorilla Glue or is this just her being an idiot again?
	Turn it up.
	Is she talking in it?
	It's steady coming out as I'm rinsing my hair out.
	Look, it's just falling.
	Look, it balls out in clumps.
	Imagine being so dumb and irresponsible that you don't deserve hair.
	This woman is not crashing her Lamborghini.
	She's not failing to give her child the proper insulin dose.
	She just can't handle hair.
	She's not adult enough to own hair.
	What a loser.
	And then at the other end of the spectrum, we have the Kinsman Charity Fund.
	Wow.
	Thank you.
	I am really impressed.
	What are we up to now?
	Almost 13 grand we've raised for them.
	That is increab, as they say in France.
	Now, I think we could maybe do a Max and John one after this.
	This was sort of a dry run.
	Your ball sacked don't be my ball six.
	$300.
	That's very nice of it.
	150 pieces.
	I understand you don't want to get canceled for supporting Proud Boys, so I get the anonymous here.
	But as a rule, I'm against anonymity with donations.
	I know that sounds very unchristian.
	Tell people.
	I gave $100 to that cancer fund.
	Tell them.
	Get the word out.
	Like I donated $100 to my buddy who's got cancer at the gym, and I want people to know.
	Not because I want you to blow me, but because I want people to go, oh, Gavin comes by here.
	He knows the guy that well.
	He gave $100.
	Maybe I'll give $100.
	Get the word out.
	You're not looking for accolades.
	But like, say you donate $10 million to some orphanage.
	I want to know who it was.
	Steve Jobs did it?
	Oh, okay.
	That's interesting.
	Next time someone's shitting on Soros, I'll go, yeah, but some billionaires donate to good causes.
	Steve Jobs donated $10 million to an orphanage.
	I always want more info.
	Stop taking info away.
	Like when someone ODs.
	Did they OD?
	They always just go, the parents are requesting privacy right now.
	Okay, was it heroin?
	Was it fentanyl?
	What was his pill combo?
	Inquiring minds want to know.
	All right, let's dive right into this Patriot Fed thing that everyone's talking about because I'm not sure we agree with the general consensus here.
	And the consensus is that it's a false flag.
	Fake.
	But let's start the show.
	Yes, let's start.
	Whoa, a truck went that way.
	And there's Trump.
	Hey, Trump.
	Whoa, he's going away on an eagle.
	Bye.
	Three, two, one.
	Let's start the show.
	So, to fed or not too fed?
	That is the question.
	There's a nice screen.
	Now, I've been to a million Proud Boys events.
	They are always a mishmash of fatties and skinnies, talls and shorts.
	Same with Antifa.
	Every time you go, there's a guy in a wheelchair.
	There's a black dude.
	There's a fat one.
	These guys are always six feet tall, white, and slender.
	So you go, this is fake.
	These are feds.
	We've seen the feds before.
	Remember, Ryan, when they were at that barbecue?
	And not only were they the same build with the same hairdo, they all had the same rolled-up jorts, which I've only ever seen on cops on their day off.
	It's a weird look.
	Rolled up jorts.
	But so then you go, okay, it's Fake and they what makes it more fake is the first person who put it up here.
	Did you find that fucking picture yet, you cocksucker?
	I searched the same thing.
	You're so shitty, Ryan.
	Feds, fake, shorts, capital.
	Like, it's you got one fucking job, dude.
	Figure it out.
	I searched the same thing.
	Oh, yeah, anyway, they have that exact same body type.
	Which is rare for any demo at all.
	Plan, parenthood, anything.
	There's usually a variety of shapes.
	Uh, did you fucking find it yet?
	This is a world record of terrible at your job-ness.
	One, two, three, four.
	You're fucking kidding me, dude.
	Well, keep counting.
	Watch how fast I find this picture.
	And then he'll say, he'll say, well, you didn't tell me to look it up with those particular words.
	There we go.
	Good work, buddy.
	That was only 30 seconds that ruined the entire show.
	So, yeah, look at those weird shorts.
	One, two, three out of five have them rolled up.
	So I guess they cut jeans and then they perfectly roll them and they iron them or something.
	Same sunglasses, everything.
	Now, there's other suspicious stuff about the Patriot Front.
	Go to 1.5.
	Okay, so that's the initial picture where everyone looks the same, right?
	That's where your spidey senses start tingling and you go, something's up here.
	And then you go to 1.6, and the first girl who reported it, she reported it in a very benign way and said, hey, man, these guys showed up.
	She has two tweets.
	Her face doesn't exist.
	Her face is an AI rendering.
	She does not exist on LinkedIn.
	There is zero Google history of her.
	But her previous photo is of a puppy and asking for money.
	So half-assed, by the way.
	When I was at Project Veritas, every identity we had had a huge background to it, explaining everything.
	This is just pathetic that they make a fake account with two posts.
	So lazy.
	And then she changes it and becomes...
	Okay, so that's the first one.
	Then she changes her identity and becomes Patriot Front after she gets caught, which it's killing me now.
	This has happened before, where libtards have got caught cheating, making up a thing, and then we catch them and we go, yeah, that's right.
	I'm actually the Nazi.
	No, no, that's not what we're saying.
	That's some picture that she put up of her doggy, which is actually a stock image.
	Help me, help me, baby monsters.
	What was another time where they got caught and they said, yeah, I know we're caught.
	I know she's fake.
	She's us.
	We're Patriot Front.
	So then the, yeah, she changed the account of...
	Why isn't the picture showing up of what she changed it to?
	Yeah.
	So that's what she changed it to.
	So this is all going fetity, fed, fed, fed, right?
	Go to 1-8.
	Oh, look.
	That's where she got the dog pic from.
	It's from the stock image.
	Yeah, that's the 1-8.
	Yeah, so that's the first one.
	Go down.
	Before, after, we covered that.
	And then the count's suspended.
	Yep, yep, yep.
	All right, so.
	And then this comedian dude, 1-9, he sort of sums up our skepticism where we go, why are you all matching?
	Why isn't one guy wearing jeans?
	Like, Proud Boys, I told them to dress up like Paul Weller from the jam.
	And they all look like Tim Allen's buddy in home improvement.
	Fat dudes with beards.
	How did you get everyone so clean shaven, for example?
	Hey Odys.
	I think we're all ready.
	We're all ready for the big event.
	So it's going to be navy blue tops and khaki bottoms.
	If you're wearing jeans, don't bother showing up.
	Because if we don't match, it's not going to be scary.
	If I see a bunch of people wearing khakis, then it's scary.
	But if it's a bunch of people wearing khakis and Fred wearing jeans, they're not going to be scared.
	Now the aesthetic we're going for is Ku Klux Klan, bitch, but it's at Best Buy.
	You feel me?
	So we really need to lean into that aesthetic because that's what we've committed to, Fred.
	Furthermore, I saw the cutest little clear serving platters.
	They're like big clear plates at the Dollar Tree.
	And I went ahead and picked a bunch of those up and I taped a little handle on the back.
	So we'll all have the cutest little shields.
	They're not actually good for protecting anything, but they do make us look like little soldiers.
	It's also important that everyone be wearing a mask.
	And I know I get it.
	We hate masks, but this is for our physical protection more than anything else.
	It's going to be a really bright day.
	And I'm sorry, but a lot of us are a little pale.
	So safety first.
	That skin's got to be covered up and sunglasses too.
	Oh, God, what else?
	Oh, oh, oh, oh.
	Heath, if you could bring that drum that you bought for your son and if you could just hit it at random moments, I think we did a good job, you guys.
	I think this is going to be very successful.
	I think, A, we're going to look cute as fuck.
	Oh, and if you have knee pads, I think you should probably wear them.
	Why do we need knee pads?
	Oh, just in case.
	Just in case of what?
	Oh, just in case.
	It's a blowjob joke, I guess.
	Relatively funny dude, kind of lefty.
	But yeah, that all points out the weirdness going on here.
	So there you have it.
	It's an easy open and shut case.
	Patriot feds.
	Ha ha ha.
	We caught you.
	You do this all the time.
	We're not dummies.
	But then, Little baby Ryan points out, we've seen these guys before.
	They were at George Floyd.
	And the argument that they can't all look the same, this is too fortunate, too pre-planned.
	They did look all the same last time, didn't they?
	That's what Ryan claims.
	Let's just see.
	There's the khaki in the blue.
	According to anti-hate groups, Patriot Front was formed in 2017 by Thomas Rousseau, a young man from Dallas, Texas, who uses a heavy hand to control the group's messaging and activity.
	Prior to forming the group, he was connected to Vanguard America, which gained infamy after the deadly white nationalist protest in Charlottesville, Virginia.
	He split off from that group in the aftermath of the rally because of concerns over the optics of the event.
	Cassie Miller is with the Southern Poverty Law Center, which tracks hate groups.
	Wait, Cassie Miller?
	I thought her name was Sean Bass.
	And they believe that the country needs to go through a chaotic rebirth to be restored to some mythical purpose.
	All their printed stuff looks so uniform in their fucking...
	It looks like from a movie.
	Like, it's all too uniform for me to think that this is some organic thing.
	Well, show me pictures of them months ago dressed exactly the same in order to...
	Because you're the one who's debunking this whole they're all feds because they just appeared out of nowhere.
	That looks pretty darn similar.
	The hats, the gators, the khakis, the flags.
	So at the very least, the argument that they can't be real, they all look the same, doesn't fly because they've always looked the same.
	They were around with George Floyd.
	Why don't they ever fight anyone if they're supposed to be here to save the world?
	And why were there no Antifa at the rally?
	What's that now?
	Philly was based in Texas, and they traveled into the city.
	Action News was the only crew on scene as the group traveled down the Ben Franklin Parkway across Market, Chestnut, and Walnut streets before marching to Penn's Landing.
	Hundreds of mass protesters from Patriot Front chanted while carrying American flags and shields.
	At Penn's Landing, several drove off.
	It seems like the media covers them when it's convenient.
	What?
	You know, like the George Floyd protest, they're like, there's no white supremacists doing anything.
	It's all just black looters.
	And then these guys come about.
	So I like the argument that yes, they're feds, but the fact that they all look the same or they just appeared out of nowhere is proof.
	Is not proof.
	They always look exactly the same.
	They always have the same bodybuild, everything.
	But they've done this before.
	So they've always been feds.
	You're seeing previous feds return.
	And their job is to dilute the negativity that the left is giving out there by looking bad, too.
	Although they don't vandalize anything, though.
	Well, that would blow their cover.
	When you're undercover, you can do certain things, but you're still...
	You know, the officer that they report to would probably be mad if they did some damage to the town.
	Look, some of the flags are upside down.
	I just noticed that, yeah.
	Anyway, I'm going to go with their feds, and they always have been.
	Let's jump next to the meandering.
	Cool movie out by Nick.
	Do we have a thing?
	We don't have an interstitial for the meandering, right?
	So show Nick Cearce's trailer for capital punishment.
	There's two movies.
	One's a few years old, and it's some dumb action adventure about a Timothy McVeigh type.
	And then there's Nick Circe's film, which is just about the narrative and the lies.
	And, you know, we heard we killed five cops that day.
	But what happened was five cops eventually died of unrelated causes, and there was two deaths that day.
	One was Ashley Babbitt getting shot in the neck by an affirmative action hire cop.
	And the other was Rosalind Boyle, who was smothered and beaten to death by Capitol Police.
	And in both cases, I believe that the police were told to foment dissent and get those people in there, get them mad, get them cooking.
	Don't prevent them from going anywhere to make the right look bad, to make Trump look bad.
	Turn it up.
	I'm Nick Cersei.
	On January 6, 2021, I went to Washington, D.C. along with multitudes of other Americans because we believed that the election was stolen.
	I saw with my own eyes what happened that day.
	And what they show you on the media doesn't tell half the story.
	Here's the catch of the media.
	People going in there, they didn't show all of this out here.
	I saw people of all colors, races, creeds, Asian Americans for Trump, blacks for Trump.
	I even saw a guy wearing a shirt that said bags for Trump.
	And since I'm from California, I knew that guy.
	I'm here standing with my fellow patriots.
	We all standing for Americans.
	What the media tells you.
	Tom Brown definitely says something different.
	There is a seat of nothing but red, white, blue, and patriotism.
	We're marching for a constitution.
	We're not.
	It ain't really about people.
	We're attacking this.
	We're attacking this.
	We had a foreign attack.
	They had domestic support.
	This is about individual liberty.
	We don't believe the media.
	We don't believe you.
	We have no faith in our individuals.
	The FBI is now being sent out by Joe Biden to punish people.
	We're at war.
	They're hunting down Trump supporters like peace.
	Let me say that again.
	We're at war.
	147 days since my wife was murdered, executed.
	All right, we get it.
	It's worth checking out.
	And it's so weird, that Roseanne thing.
	Go to 2-0.
	So the press, who is really just a PR firm for the DNC, the Daily Beast, which is the worst of the worst, the cat blog, capital writer Roseanne Boyland died from drug overdose.
	Not trampling.
	So we want to make that crystal clear.
	You can know thanks that sign anytime there, Rygai.
	Yeah.
	And who's this by?
	Pillar Melendez, National Reporter.
	So they go on to absolve the Capitol Police from any crime.
	This was very early on in the game.
	But then the truth is slowly coming out that this is fake news.
	Go to 2-1.
	Three days later, I think it's a very good idea.
	Oh, this is perfect.
	So MSNBC say American Radical, the story of Roseanne Boyland, a woman from Sotan who was radicalized.
	So I love the way they phrase this shit.
	She was radicalized, and then she died at Capitol.
	No, she's a patriot who was there with thousands, tens of thousands of other normal Americans, and she was murdered by police.
	So go down one.
	And then we hear this guy who was there with her.
	Philip, what did you experience at the Capitol on January 6th?
	I experienced death.
	The person who's holding my hand, Roseanne Boylan, she died while she was holding my hand, and I thought that I was dead too.
	I lost consciousness.
	I blacked out.
	And all I remember was all this weight on top of me and all this mace like coming down like a waterfall to the point that my hoodie, you know, my sweatshirt and my shirt were completely drenched.
	Afterwards, I had to throw them both in a trash can.
	I was walking around without a shirt, you know, limping with my arm over Mindy Robinson's shoulders.
	It was crazy what happened.
	It was insane.
	The police were beating people savagely and the media covered it all up.
	Literally, the New York Times, the Washington Post, all these people were standing right there watching it happen and they put the cameras down.
	They pointed towards the ground.
	And they wouldn't interview me.
	They said like, hey, you're Philip Anderson right.
	Let me get your phone up.
	They never called back because they want to push this narrative that the police, the Capitol Police, are 100% the good guys and that is false.
	The reason they were attacked in the first place is because they've killed Roseanne Boyland and also nearly killed me.
	The only reason I'm still alive is the Trump supporters who saved my life.
	They saved my life and the reason why they were attacked is because they killed Roseanne Boyland, nearly killed me in front of everyone there.
	And it's insane to me that they lie about the cause of Roseanne's death.
	They said that it was because of an overdose.
	No, that was George Floyd.
	Okay?
	That was not Roseanne Boyland.
	We all know that's true.
	It was not Roseanne Boyland.
	She was a-okay.
	She was fine.
	But just like me, she's getting crushed to death.
	All right?
	Keep in mind, she's a woman.
	I'm a big man.
	It's pretty hard to crush someone like me to death.
	You know, I'm not like a little child, but if it's not to kill me, it's definitely not to kill her, obviously.
	What the police did is that they used tear gas so we couldn't breathe.
	So everyone had to turn around and try to run away.
	They also used force.
	They used the mace, and they wouldn't stop.
	They were beating people, they were macing people.
	I was reminded, I can't remember who reminded me of this, but that Michelle Obama before January 6th wanted to make it clear that if you think that all of the Antifa rioting and vandalism that led up to January 6th was violent,
	then you're a racist.
	And I put this here because I think it's important to juxtapose the mainstream treatment, and you can't get much more mainstream than the ex-verse lady, the mainstream treatment of one group of rioters and the way the meanderers were treated.
	They're stoking fears about black and brown Americans, lying about how minorities will destroy the suburbs.
	What?
	Whipping up violence and intimidation.
	And they're pinning it all on what's been an overwhelmingly peaceful movement for racial solidarity.
	It's true.
	Research backs it up.
	Only a tiny fraction of demonstrations have had any violence at all.
	Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
	So what the president is doing.
	That just shows you how many fucking demonstrations there have been.
	Because we've seen nothing but fire and vandalism and arrests and death.
	And then Michelle's defense is, yeah, but that's just a small part of it.
	Oh, shit.
	This is really going on.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, say 10 people are killed every day in your town.
	And people go, yeah, but your town is New York City.
	So there's millions and millions of people who are not dying.
	And you go, oh, shit.
	That's a lot of fucking conflict going on.
	That's a bad idea.
	Again, patently false.
	It's morally wrong.
	And yes, it is racist.
	But that doesn't mean it will work.
	Because this is a difficult time, a confusing time.
	And when people hear these lies and crazy conspiracies repeated over and over and over again, they don't know what to think.
	With everything going on in their lives, they don't have time to fact-check falsehoods being spread throughout the internet.
	Yeah, it's not easy.
	We're trying to do it on this show, and we're drowning in lies.
	We've got all this evidence that Patriot Front are feds, but then we see them in the past dressed in all the same clothing.
	So it's confusing when you have this many fucking Michelle Obamas around constantly inverting the narrative and lying to us all.
	Her face looks like that AI rendition thing, But like the guy's first project, he's like, I'll just throw some weird eyes and I'll get fired for this.
	Did Trump knock over that big display of monster cans?
	Which brings us to Proud Boys.
	Let's show the interstitial.
	Proud boys don't start fights.
	They finish them.
	Proud of your boy.
	I'll make you proud of your boy.
	Proud boys, stand back and stand by.
	God, it's weird looking at that montage of so many of those guys have been imprisoned, stabbed, bankrupted, had their rights violated.
	Stabbed multiple times.
	Anyway, I thought this story was funny.
	Some guy who was affiliated with the Prowboys two years ago did a very nice painting, and an art gallery put it on.
	And Black Lives Matter said, you've made us feel unsafe.
	In fact, they said, when I found out that they had his artwork hanging up there, I started shaking, says Barbara Jordan, founder of Press New Mexico, an Albuquerque area civil rights and social change organization.
	There it is.
	I feel like this is another slap in the face for the black people of New Mexico.
	So just go back.
	That is a slap in the face to black people.
	I guess because they haven't done as much space exploration as us.
	Slap in the face to astronomy.
	I mean, that's not where the moons are.
	It's a really weird painting, too.
	It's kind of like the paintings you see in Times Square with the spray paint.
	But then it's also very good.
	It's like Bob Ross meets like those guys meets Times Square with the airbrush with the spray cans.
	But then at the same time, I like it.
	Me too.
	But yeah, go to the announcement there.
	Bradley Burrs is a white supremacist, Burris, who has wreaked terror on this community.
	How many times are we going to have to go through this with y'all?
	When you allow violent white men into these spaces, into our community, you are telling us you don't care about us.
	You are telling us that you support the same ideologies of hate and acts of violence that these types of individuals are involved in but never held accountable for.
	We deserve better than this.
	Y'all already know.
	Especially from a city mayor who exploits our pain, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Instead of amplifying our voices, you're giving white supremacist platforms.
	Anyway, you've heard that same old shit the whole time.
	But I'm reading it, and they go, you know, this is very dangerous.
	Proud boys in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
	It's these right-wing fascists that led to a shooting here a couple of years ago.
	And I'm like, yeah, I remember that.
	So I had to re-watch it to jog the old pugilistic dementia.
	And it's the exact same story as Kyle Rittenhouse.
	He got smashed with a skateboard.
	He was there trying to thwart the destruction of a statue.
	Stop, guys.
	Come on.
	No, no, no.
	He gets attacked.
	He shoves a couple people.
	Then, of course, the media coverage is, he shoved someone.
	Yeah, you were all over.
	You're in his gorilla.
	Get the fuck away from him.
	And then he starts really getting attacked.
	So he pulls a gun and starts running.
	They go, get him, get him.
	He has a gun.
	They're saying, I'm going to fucking kill you.
	You're going to fucking die.
	Then he gets hit with a skateboard.
	Then he gets knocked to the ground and eventually he shoots.
	This has happened before and it will happen again.
	Go to 2-4, obviously.
	So that's old.
	Go up.
	You want to get to the point where they go, we have footage of the shooting.
	You're getting there.
	No, a little higher.
	Someone's been shot.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa.
	So this is all.
	I don't know if they're out of sequence.
	Maybe just Apple F shooting.
	Because there's one particular one.
	What are you doing now?
	That didn't work.
	You go Command F shooting, and it should show you on that webpage where the word shooting is.
	Okay.
	Four shots fired, I saw down here.
	Listen in.
	So he's there.
	That's what he's trying to stop.
	This guy was a conquistador, who I guess was kind of mean.
	There he is.
	That's him in the blue.
	Go back up.
	That's him in the bottom there with this brown scarf on and the blue shirt.
	Isn't it funny how they're screaming against a conquistador?
	Hispanics are white.
	They're conquistadors.
	So this is like an anti-Hispanic thing destroying that statue.
	Is that what we're doing now?
	We're getting this ethnomasochism into Hispanic culture where the Aztecs are against the more Caucasians-looking one?
	That's after the shooting, right?
	Everyone's wandering around after a shooting.
	Medic, medic.
	There we go.
	Must be hard.
	That's the four shots.
	Do you think that was ever coming down?
	Four people pulling?
	I remember there was a video of it.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I thought it was in the link I sent.
	What's that one entitled?
	This is it.
	Yeah, but go up.
	Let me see what it's entitled.
	The shooting.
	That didn't come up, huh?
	Nope.
	Look at that.
	Skateboard.
	Go back.
	It's the exact same story.
	I wonder if Kyle Rittenaus has seen this.
	Look at that.
	Whack.
	Senator goes, I better get out of here.
	They chase him.
	They keep attacking him.
	It looks exactly like the road Kyle was on.
	He's got his gun out.
	Get back.
	I'm not going towards you.
	I'm walking backwards.
	I don't want any trouble.
	Right?
	Leave me alone.
	I'm just going to go home.
	They're screaming, get him.
	So they scream, get him.
	They chase him.
	Bang to the ground.
	Yank his shirt.
	This could be Rittenhouse footage.
	Smashing him, pulling.
	Finally, he shoots back.
	I'm going to fucking kill you.
	That's exactly what they said to Kyle.
	That guy lived, by the way.
	Boy, we got a lot cramming into this show already, huh?
	All right, let's jump to some racism.
	Racism.
	Vousette Racist.
	I'm thirsty.
	Hold on.
	Black female.
	What other differences?
	What else could I have done to kiss you?
	Black woman.
	This is really inconvenient.
	Bamba lam.
	Gatorade is so good.
	It's so good.
	So KKK was trending this weekend, which is just...
	What do you do?
	What face do you make when KKK is trending?
	I just go like this.
	Go full screen on me, Ryan.
	I just go like this.
	That's what I do.
	That's what you do.
	That's what everyone Sane does.
	They go, really?
	Seriously?
	Really?
	Seriously?
	We don't focus on things that matter.
	The KKK is trending.
	Those thugs have almost no power in America in 2020.
	It's old news.
	Jaslyn Adams, intentionally executed by three gang members, is one of the worst stories of 2021.
	It was never trending.
	Like, I kind of want to do a special on the errant thread that unravels the whole sweater and just talk about certain things, certain events, certain sentences that just summarize everything wrong with Clown World.
	Like that teacher who said, I don't teach the curriculum, that kindergarten teacher.
	I want them to know about Black Lives Matter so when they watch the news, you know when kindergartners sit down and watch the news, they'll understand what's going on.
	But that little girl, there was some bullshit gangster beef.
	And at the funeral, or maybe after the funeral, that little girl's father pissed on the grave of a gang member.
	They decided that was egregious, and his seven-year-old daughter should be punished.
	So they sunk a knife into her chest and killed her.
	Pretty bad.
	And all of these narratives, they say things like, ah, this is the biggest threat, the threat to our children.
	They're killing us.
	We're all in danger.
	I don't feel safe.
	Remember that woman with the painting?
	They said, we don't feel safe in our own community.
	How safe is Jaslyn Adams?
	Is that her name?
	I don't want to discredit her by getting her name wrong.
	Jaslyn Ad.
	Yeah.
	Dead.
	Scroll down on that.
	Maybe you can see the fucking loser who did it.
	Just know, click on the hashtag, actually.
	He's got facial tattoos.
	He's obviously human garbage.
	Like, the fact that that is considered revenge.
	Oh, yeah.
	You want to disrespect one of my gangsters?
	I'm going to murder your child.
	What?
	What the f ⁇ ?
	That's just...
	I want to say that's an animal.
	I guess it is an animal, yeah.
	Right?
	Because animals will kill other animals young.
	What's this?
	And a real member's going to understand that, like, a real member's going to still be a real member.
	Like, put your baby before gang.
	I'm not going to die for my baby, bro.
	Like, I die.
	I'll die for the guy.
	Father of jesterism, Jante Adams, spoke out this week on the drive-by shooting that targeted him, but ended up murdering his seven-year-old daughter.
	From what I understand in this clip, it seems he died for his gang before he died for his daughter.
	I thought he stabbed her.
	It was his stray bullet.
	And a real member's going to understand that, like, a real member's going to still be a real member.
	Like, put your baby before gang.
	I'm not going to die for my baby, bro.
	Like, I'll die for the guy.
	What a piece of garbage.
	Yeah, okay.
	So they didn't stab her.
	They shot her.
	And it's fucking disgusting.
	Also in racism as a subject, Pit Viper has discovered that Nick Fuentez likes them.
	So they've got the ultimate revenge.
	They will be taking money from confirmed racists and donating it to their cause in their name.
	Which I'm sure must really piss them off.
	Wait.
	Zoom out?
	No one can read that.
	$600.
	Is that how much pit vipers are?
	No, I think they're like $150, $200.
	Your gift of $600 will help defend our shared vision.
	Somebody bought three pairs.
	Huh.
	Great revenge there, pit vipers.
	You did it.
	Meanwhile, the damage is already done.
	When people say pit vipers, they think of America first.
	I think of this.
	Inability to orgasm damage to your lungs.
	That's a heavy price to pay.
	Don't be fucking dumb.
	Be on the watch for misinformation and trust the nuts deep in this situation.
	Facts, the nation.
	Vaccinate the nation.
	Facts.
	The nation.
	Vaccinate the nation.
	She's got a really corny, like 2000 style.
	Like De La Sol tribe called Quest.
	Her dance moves the result is.
	It's only safe in the face of virus attacks.
	They're Australian, I think, right?
	Yeah.
	I think she's a Kiwi.
	Okay, this one is one of the...
	I've been thinking about this incessantly all week, all weekend.
	So SPLC has removed any hate that comes from protected groups.
	Have we discussed this already?
	No.
	Now, this is my theory.
	I remember Jewish donors were donating to the Sierra Club, and they said, we don't like that you're criticizing immigration.
	And they go, oh, well, we're about the environment, and the number one cause of any kind of environmental destruction is overpopulation.
	If we can get the population down, then it doesn't really matter.
	People can throw garbage out their window all day.
	Mother Nature can handle it.
	But if we're, you know, 500 million people, it doesn't matter how much you recycle.
	And they said, yeah, but I'm Jewish and you're shitting on immigrants.
	Oh, I forgot the part where they go, and everyone knows that the number one contributor to population growth is immigration.
	Citizens tend to have one or two kids max.
	It's immigrants that have like five or six.
	But their donors went, yeah, but my family were immigrants and they would be spinning in their grave if they knew I was using their inheritance to discourage immigration.
	They'd see it as Nazi shit.
	So stop it.
	So the Sierra Club split.
	And there's two Sierra clubs now.
	One goes by the mask, the other goes by the donors.
	Guess which one is more successful?
	But this is even more interesting than that.
	So let's assume it's the same impetus where billionaire Jewish donors said, yeah, I don't like you shitting on the black Hebrew Israelites and all these other Islam groups because Nazis hate blacks and Muslims.
	And we're really just here to stop Patriot Front, white racists.
	And so they absolve all these other groups of their anti-Semitism.
	What does that do?
	Well, it puts more Jews in danger.
	Orthodox Jews, Hasidic Jews are now in more danger because the perpetrators are not considered hate groups.
	So they're less safe, which is yet another one of these tiny things that is actually massive.
	This is verified proof that ginos, Jews in name only, ginos don't give a shit about Jews.
	They, in this example here, they are happily throwing the Orthodox and Hasidic Jews into the wood chipper in order to further their political goals.
	They are Bolsheviks.
	They are ruthless.
	They are anti-Semitic.
	The secular Jews who pretend to be Jewish in this country are anti-Israel, and here they are essentially advocating for violence against their more religious counterparts.
	Because all they care about is power, the DNC, votes.
	They don't give a shit about Jews.
	Proof.
	Here it is, gino-proof.
	The equity reassignment removed, the ability to quickly discover the core proselytizers of the radical ideology.
	Nation of Islam, you're good to go.
	All these black separatists are good to go.
	The new Black Panthers, who murdered five cops in Dallas, good to go.
	Don't worry about it.
	So now it's just Proud Boys and the fake Fed operation that was supposed to kidnap Governor Whitmer.
	So if anyone ever says to you, you know, if anyone is becoming anti-Semitic and they go, I hate Jews.
	And you go, no, no, no, the people you're talking about are elite whites who are secular.
	Hating Soros is not anti-Semitic.
	He's not Jewish.
	His father was not Jewish.
	They are atheists.
	Secular Jews, ginos, are your enemy.
	And ginos are in bed with elite whites like, what's his name?
	Lawrence O'Donnell and Warren Buffett and Nandini Jamini and all of these other, the squad, Ilhan Omar.
	They're all in bed with them.
	Ginos love Ilhan Omar way more than they love Ron Coleman.
	And that is proof.
	Taking those people, those anti-Semites off the hate list is proof that they don't give a shit about Judaism.
	Thank you.
	I thought this was amusing.
	BLM wants us to boycott all white-owned businesses.
	Now, aren't Asians white these days?
	They are with college admissions.
	I think Latinos are too.
	Okay, so doesn't that mean Sony?
	Because I'm looking around here at everything we have that we're not allowed to use.
	Who makes these microphones?
	Electro Voice?
	Electro Voice made this.
	Rode makes these mics.
	Apple, that's white-owned.
	A white guy built that table, if I'm not mistaken.
	Yeah, but his kids are Jewish.
	Okay.
	But I don't think they don't like Jews either.
	What the fuck are black-owned businesses?
	There's a bunch of hair product things.
	I saw a commercial where they were making donuts that were vegan.
	Some hippie black chick.
	What are black-owned businesses?
	B-E-T?
	Like, what car can I drive?
	What plane can I take?
	What does it say there?
	Black Lives Matter calls for a month-long Boycott of white companies.
	Just Google black-owned companies.
	I want to see what we're able to use for the next few days because I don't think we can do this show.
	My experience has been it's a lot of hair companies on the Drew Barrymore show.
	There was those ladies who made popcorn.
	Oh, yeah.
	So popcorn, donuts.
	Well, they didn't invent popcorn, but their specific type of popcorn, you can support that.
	I recall.
	I remember it.
	I want to see some of these companies.
	What's that?
	I think he's a trainer.
	I've been black my entire life.
	Okay.
	Okay, so none of the equipment, just the trainer.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Are you sure you weren't aware of that?
	Black trainer's Puerto Rican.
	That's close, isn't it?
	Wait, what's she got?
	12 Our Favorite Black on.
	There he is.
	Oh, yeah.
	He's writing the new Superman film.
	How intellectual of you.
	You write superhero movies.
	Previously, he wrote Black Panther.
	He's one of America's most lauded, what's the word, writers?
	What's the fancy word for writers?
	Scribblers?
	He's one of the top literary geniuses of our time.
	And so far he's written for two different superheroes.
	D.H. Lawrence, eat your heart out.
	Wait, go back, go back.
	I want to see one of these companies.
	So a cinnamon phrase bouquet.
	Oat cinnamon.
	Indoor plant lover.
	Yeah, they're bouquet.
	So it's pink and white dry fern stems.
	Well, okay, so we'll buy some of those on that day.
	Cute.
	Some face toner we'll get.
	Gotta buy some of that.
	Rihanna.
	I still need to get to work and use my video equipment, but keep going.
	I will buy some face masks.
	This could be called kid-run companies, too.
	Design essentials.
	Yep.
	Lots of beauty products I've noticed.
	This seems to be a big thing.
	Okay, something for the gym.
	What's that?
	Some earrings?
	Yeah.
	A shave kit.
	More beauty products.
	Yep.
	Wow.
	Okay.
	Still looking for a helicopter company.
	What's this up there?
	The big old scarf.
	A giant scarf.
	Okay.
	Nia Thomas scarf.
	More kid-owned stuff.
	A shoe.
	Okay.
	Oh, some cookware.
	That's new.
	Now we're cooking with gas, literally.
	Unfortunately, I think Aisha Curry, she's a cookbook author.
	She just wrote her name.
	Yeah, she didn't make that.
	Yeah, okay.
	Sorry.
	I guess we'll buy that.
	Some stupid dress.
	Some barbecue.
	So a bunch of crap.
	No, we're not doing that, BLM.
	And then, oh, just a little update on Waukesha.
	Remember that progressive prosecutor I'm obsessed with?
	I went on Amazon and bought red yarn.
	I got it here now.
	I'm going to make a giant weather underground mural.
	Oh, those are our guys who made the coconut ice cream.
	It wasn't donuts.
	It was coconut ice cream.
	But all she did was take a recipe off the web and then rent an industrial kitchen and do the recipe.
	But they have no air conditioning due to racism.
	So it's kind of warm in here.
	We need it to be about 65.
	It's one of the many hurdles.
	Just letting you know that there's...
	We rented a shitty kitchen that doesn't have AC.
	So the prosecutor who allowed him out is obviously getting a lot of backlash, especially after he said, will people die when I start letting everyone out for no reason?
	Yes, guaranteed, was his quote.
	Now he's saying, yeah, it wasn't me who let him out.
	It was my assistant.
	DA blames assistant for Waukesha Parade rampage suspects inappropriately low bail.
	So I'd like to apologize to him.
	Sorry, I didn't know it was a typo.
	There he is.
	Sorry, buddy.
	What your assistant does is your responsibility.
	If she's out there, I assume it's a she, giving free bail willy-nilly, then you're delegating too much and you're still responsible.
	If my son crashes my car into your house, I have to pay.
	And then this one here.
	I just thought, this is such a fucking joke.
	This is blackface.
	White actors are playing black characters in virtual reality diversity training.
	So a common thing I noticed here with appeasing the race hustlers is they get more mad when you kiss their ass and give more demands.
	Like I saw this thing where they were doing period pieces and they were, I don't know, redoing Shakespeare and making it all black, just like Hamilton.
	And they wanted to be more inclusive.
	And about 500 actors walked out the day before.
	It was Dickens.
	They walked out a day before the presentation because of racism and the unsafe environment.
	Like we just saw a seven-year-old girl who got killed in a drive-by and we're talking about the unsafe environment from people who don't know the latest terms.
	But in this thing, we should join some of these.
	It's virtual reality.
	Yeah, black cast members boycott Dickens fair.
	See?
	So the more you try to appease this beast, this dragon of racism, systemic racism, the more you get accused of systemic racism.
	It's like venom.
	Second you touch it, you get the black tar on your hand, and the next thing you know, you're in way deeper than you were before.
	As long as you got the black tar on your face, just have a Dickens fair.
	Don't try to make it about racial equality.
	Just promote Charles Dickens.
	And Britain was all white back then, so sorry.
	I thought this was interesting, though.
	So they practice.
	One thing I'm noticing, though, and this is, go back to 3-1.
	The black women that are doing these talk so much that I don't think they get a word in Edgewise.
	That's the guy who designed it.
	And what you do is you sit down with fake interviews and have fake meetings With CGI people in order to practice.
	And one of the things you practice is racial awareness.
	Unfortunately, he lives in an all-white area.
	So the CGI people that are telling you how to be less racist, like Larry Barnes there, they're played by whites.
	So that's digital blackface, apparently.
	In other words, let's just stop doing this.
	Let's stop all this shit.
	So go back to 3-2.
	I searched for an example of it.
	Let me just read what they said, though, before we do that.
	Scholars of race, theater, and digital media told BuzzFeed News that white actors playing characters of color in DEI simulations, like Mercians, could bring their own unconscious bias into scenarios intended to mitigate bias.
	Moreover, seven current and former Mercian employees speaking confidentially with BuzzFeed News expressed concerns about the company's own diversity and inclusion practices.
	Of course.
	We don't give a damn.
	So go to this example 3-2 because that is a white woman in the middle.
	And luckily, she only opens her mouth at 7 minutes and 43 into it.
	And we use our framework for disruptive action.
	Are you guys okay if we shift and dig into that for a moment?
	Sure, absolutely.
	Yes, that would be great.
	Okay, cool.
	So in reviewing your statement, I think the overarching guiding question or the focus question for my analysis was within the statement of support, or your statement of support for Black Lives,
	the first thing I looked at were the stated commitments and whether they were actionable and more specifically if they aligned with engagement efforts.
	Like, you know, did all the engagement, all those things that you did, did they result in commitments, in statements, right?
	Do they result in facts, right?
	Historical.
	What's that supposed to mean?
	What the fuck is she talking about?
	And so I asked this, right?
	And that's my guiding question, right?
	Because it's obvious there was a lot of intentionality, right, with regard to your internal engagement.
	Wait, what happened there?
	Did that computer just look at the other computer and go, can you believe this shit?
	Do you think with the author?
	Obvious.
	Historical facts.
	Look at that face.
	Because I bet it's, you know what it is?
	It's real people, and they have like little dots on their nose so they can like mimic the things.
	And she kind of forgot that she's being recorded.
	She just looked over at the guy next to her and went, what the fuck is going on?
	Facts, right?
	Historical facts, right?
	Did that show up in the statement?
	Do you believe this shit?
	What the fuck is she talking about?
	I don't know.
	That's my guiding question, right?
	Because it's obvious there was a lot of intentionality.
	Anyway, that was amusing.
	What the hell are you talking about?
	Retard X. Ibrahim X. His real name is like Derek Rodgers.
	He wants you to know how much he hates capitalism.
	This is the kind of shit I would say when I was 14.
	To love capitalism is to end up loving racism.
	To love racism is to end up loving capitalism.
	What are you talking about?
	Does that mean, by the way, that if the free market tends to reward non-blacks more than blacks, that implies blacks are somehow not working hard enough or aren't good enough?
	So if you, the subtext here is meritocracy.
	And if you say to love meritocracy is to end up loving racism, to love racism is to end up loving meritocracy, what it means is the black people in this scenario don't have merit.
	It means you need communism to give them free shit because they can't earn it on their own.
	That's not a great look there, Ibrahim.
	Also in my racism notes, two more stories.
	One was my favorite, I hate female writers generally, but about half my favorite writers are female.
	Heather McDonald is, she may be drifting into my number one spot.
	I don't want to offend Ann Coulter, but they're neck and neck right now.
	I thoroughly enjoyed Heather's past two books.
	And here she is laying it all down on, I think, Prague or You.
	Yeah.
	With Candace Owens.
	And this is such a perfect point.
	Take it and run with it.
	Blacks acted like Asians for 10 years in all things related to success.
	So you had parents that were obsessive about their children's academic work, attending school, not dissing the teacher, not having your back turned, not screaming in class, taking your textbook home,
	studying for a test, not getting involved in gangs, drugs, two-parent families.
	If after 10 years of that sort of Asian behavior, we still saw racial disparities, at that point, I'm going to start listening to you talking about systemic racism.
	But right now, the behavioral disparities are so great, and it is those disparities which explain these ongoing gaps.
	And that's why I say we have to take on the myth of bias and say that there are cultural differences and very glaring behavioral differences.
	If you have a 71 to 73 percent out of wedlock birth rate in the black community compared to, say, 16 percent in the Asian community, game over.
	That's all you need to know.
	White privilege consists of this, that whites are still a third as likely to grow up in a single parent household as blacks.
	If it gets up to 71 percent for whites, I can guarantee you we're going to see the same level of dysfunction.
	But right now, that is the white privilege, is that you have not just two parents, but more importantly still, at least among the elites, a culture that expects males to develop self-control and bourgeois values to find a mate.
	And I'll just counter, that's not white privilege, that's privilege, period.
	It's privileged.
	If you come from a two-parent household, a stable two-parent household, you are privileged.
	And when people try to tell me, you know, that just the color of your skin can disadvantage you, I mean, I was disadvantaged, sure, but it wasn't because of the color of my skin, it was because of decisions that my parents made.
	You know, my mother didn't graduate high school.
	You know what I mean?
	And I didn't come from a stable two-parent household scenario.
	So signing up for student loans, not knowing what they meant, not having that guidance, that wasn't because of the color of my skin.
	Do you think that Malia and Sasha Obama are disadvantaged because of the color of their skin?
	Apparently, that Malia.
	That's what I've been screaming forever.
	And Heather says you've got to wait 10 years.
	I'll take a year.
	Let's see a black family for a year have all of those values, obsessively pursue education, and then let's check back in on them in one year.
	Final piece on this.
	They pussied out.
	Good, that's all it takes.
	The backlash against these determinedly witless and frankly insulting decisions pushed the board into damage control.
	It was all a misunderstanding.
	Of course kids can read Hein's book.
	And Moread will get a chance to speak to students in February.
	So this was, we're over up in Canada now.
	This isn't really racism, actually.
	We should jump to feminism.
	Okay, play the feminism interstitial.
	We've moved on from race.
	Feminism.
	God, I wish Sam Hyde still had a show on Adult Swim.
	Don't you?
	Yes.
	I was watching clips of that the other day.
	Thanks, Joel Bernstein.
	Thanks, Tim Heidecker.
	Thanks, Vic Berger.
	Way to kill jokes.
	Rex Murphy, that's the writer.
	Sorry.
	The woke rot at the heart of Canada's largest school board.
	Political correctness is toxic.
	Wokeism is an insult to reason.
	Both seem to have found a home in the Toronto's district school board.
	Now, if you zoom in on these two, the girl on the left there, the one with all the necklaces, she's a journalist who writes about Islam, the trouble with Islam, the dangers with it.
	And the woman next to her was kidnapped by ISIS.
	She was, what do you call when you're kidnapped?
	You're a hostage.
	She was an ISIS hostage, raped repeatedly, almost to death.
	Is it the Yamini woman who were regularly raped to death by radical Islamists?
	It's a big thing.
	They were going to do a talk at the school, and the school shut it down because it portrayed Muslims in a negative light.
	Okay.
	Does Schindler's list portray Germans in a negative light?
	What if the thing is true?
	It should portray jihadists in a negative light.
	They suck shit.
	But I just thought that was interesting because there was a major backlash where people fought back and said, she needs to be able to do her talk.
	This is insane.
	I don't care who it makes look bad.
	All I care about are the facts.
	And the fact that at a progressive school, we can't talk about a woman being raped is downright dangerous.
	And they capitulated.
	This is my problem with the right.
	We always sit and bitch about how horrible things are getting in Clown World, but we don't fight back.
	And it is so easy to fight back.
	Remember that teacher who made her kids pledge allegiance to the trans flag?
	She's gone.
	Remember that teacher that was an Antifa dude with the hammer and the sickle tattooed on his chest?
	And he had Antifa flags on his wall?
	He's gone.
	All you have to do is fight back.
	Remember that guy we had last week who noticed that he was pushed out for being a white male and he was replaced by two incompetent women, one of color, one not.
	He sued.
	It's still going on, but it's a successful case in that lawyers took it up.
	They don't take your case if they don't think they can win.
	Speaking of women from the third world being ignored, I thought this is sort of on the other end of the spectrum, but you know that famous picture of the girl that was on the cover of National Geographic where she's got these green eyes?
	By the way, when you see Muslims with green or blue eyes, they're clearly a product of the Crusades.
	But she's in Afghanistan or something, and she's like this.
	That's her on the left.
	Boy, she did not age well.
	Although, I guess it's hard to say, right?
	If she had, like her face was washed and shaved and she had long hair and makeup on, she might be pretty.
	Anyway, everyone is outraged at this photographer because he made tons of money off that first photo and then they tracked her down and they took another photo.
	I think they used DNA to get her.
	And she should have been compensated.
	No.
	Sorry, that's not how the free market works.
	So as innocent, the white savior industrial complex.
	So as innocent and hapless migrants were drowning in the English Channel, yeah, what were they doing there?
	As the English and French watched, the White Savior Industrial Complex came up with a story to reiterate just how noble and good white people really are.
	The story involved the infamous Afghan girl whose actual name is Sharbat Gula and whose photo was taken without context some three decades ago by National Geographic Photographer Stephen Curry at a refugee camp in Pakistan.
	No, he exposed the horrors of life in Pakistan, the way they treat the less fortunate over there.
	I don't know if she was a Christian or why they were persecuting her.
	They'll persecute another Muslim for not blowing Muhammad with enough fervor in their speeches.
	So that's his job.
	You're not signing a band.
	They're not generating music that you're getting a cut from and you hope they can generate more music, you fucking dummies.
	I just thought this was a great example of how people don't understand Capitalism and how things work.
	It sucks being a photographer.
	It's really hard to make money.
	For every photographer that gets that perfect refugee shot with the green eyes in Pakistan, there's millions of others who never make it till middle class and just keep snapping away to no avail.
	This guy won the lottery.
	By the way, he's in fucking Pakistan.
	Do you want to go try that?
	Go try that.
	Go see how that heat feels at any time of the year.
	And let's sort of drift into LGBTQ.
	You can stick with this background.
	This was interesting because 3.70 she says, I'm going into the bathroom now.
	I'm ready to come.
	And you go, wait a minute, I thought you said you wanted to have different bathrooms because you're a woman now and you're the same as everyone.
	You just want to go in the...
	I'm doing a show with iHypocrite tomorrow, by the way.
	I'm not sure when it'll air.
	Infiltrated ladies' room, time to come.
	So that's a dude.
	And this again brings us back to something that I have to actually credit a baby monster for explaining to me.
	It's not a dude who wants to be a woman or was born male, but identifies as female.
	It's a deranged pervert that has a fetish for women where he wants to basically wear their skin.
	So the evolution would be, I love women.
	I love staring at women.
	I jerk off to women.
	Now I'm so perverted, I'm sniffing their panties.
	Okay, now I'm so perverted, I'm putting the panties on.
	And then we get really nuts.
	Now it's like I'm shaving my legs and I'm putting on high-heel shoes.
	So when I look down, I see a woman's leg.
	And now we're getting even freakier.
	And now it's like I'm wearing a wig and I grew tits.
	And now I'm fucking a woman from inside.
	I'm not penetrating a woman.
	I'm inside the woman.
	It's like wearing her skin.
	It's like Silence of the Lambs shit.
	And what do they do when they get to be a woman?
	They go into the ladies' room.
	Now they're not just in a woman's body.
	They're in a woman's area.
	And they go and jerk off.
	This is not what they say it is.
	Just like Michelle Obama telling us that that was not a rowdy protest.
	My trans brothers and sisters have been persecuted and volatic for sale.
	Jesse!
	Yeah.
	That we deserve to give them reparations.
	And if that includes them spastrigating inside of a bathroom, then that's what we're going to do and we're going to take it.
	So would you say that women using the, or sorry, men using the women's bathroom is part of reparations?
	It's part of their reparations.
	Who's?
	Blacks or women's?
	Trans people of all sorts of genders, colors, penis, balls, and ginas.
	So trans people deserve reparations?
	Yes.
	I will let them into my bathroom.
	It's time to give up your bathroom to their cause.
	And my brave sister right here, she going to take that reparations.
	Yoohoo Roo.
	Yoohoo Ru.
	My favorite chocolatey drink.
	Yoohoo Ru.
	Feminism.
	This guy was abused by some married cunt.
	She ruined his life.
	Oh yes, this is fucking stupid.
	I don't know why I included this, but this guy, I think he's the guy.
	No one is going to be interested in this.
	So if you've been waiting for a moment to blink and not listen, this is it.
	Remember we reviewed this graphic novel, 3.9?
	It was called like Francis Bukowski or something.
	It's about a drunk poet with a failed career who keeps getting in trouble with ladies.
	Fante Bukowski.
	Really, really good cartooning.
	I didn't like the main character, but I think he's okay with that.
	He's not sympathetic.
	He's a lout.
	But I'm reading this guy, and I think this might be the guy it's based on.
	So his name is Joseph.
	What is it?
	Massey.
	Is that it?
	Yep.
	And he got me-tooed, right?
	And he tried to destroy my life as a poet.
	So here's a new angle if you get accused of me-tooing.
	Write a one million word essay about how your uncle stuck his tongue in your mouth and your grandmother raped you and your parents were drunks and you were diddled and fucked forever until you almost killed yourself and you became an alcoholic to hide the pain.
	Look how long this is.
	Just scroll.
	Show it.
	The fuck?
	It's a book.
	He liked to sit with me in his room and drill me on trivia about the film, Gone with the Wind.
	Sometimes, whether I got one of his questions right or wrong, it didn't matter, he would pin me down on his bed and stick his tongue in my mouth while groping me.
	I was seven, eight, nine years old.
	One afternoon, he grabbed me and threw me into the trunk of his car and drove away, screaming about how he intended to drive off the Commodore Barry Bridge.
	As I write this, my entire body feels frozen from the inside out.
	It only struck me recently that maybe he really planned to do that, kill us both.
	Instead, he drove around the block a few times.
	When the trunk popped open, I crawled out and fell flat on the asphalt, numb with terror.
	So he writes about every, he writes an autobiography of incest and rape.
	And I think it worked.
	I think everyone went, all right, you can molest girls.
	And there he's off to the races.
	The fuck's going on with this world.
	It was the first time I've ever heard of any kind of like child in peril and didn't feel sympathy.
	That's how boring this guy is.
	But I also don't think he was guilty.
	I read what he was being accused of.
	It's so stupid.
	There's a baby monster who sent us a letter.
	I can't find it right now.
	But he was listing all of these musicians, including some sort of techno guy that got in contact with us.
	I think we even had him on the show.
	Do you remember the guy?
	He's like a gothy kind of like sex dude, and he's called like Grim Boner or something.
	That's not what he's called, but that's the vibe.
	He wears like black ties, black shirts with black shirts.
	Yeah.
	And he got me too'd.
	Fuck, what the fuck is that?
	X-T Violent.
	Master Boner Craft sex guy.
	Yeah, fuckstar, Star Fucker, right?
	No.
	Starfucker?
	Starfucker doesn't sound right.
	But the guy listed five bands, five indie bands, that have all been Me Too'd.
	And it keeps happening again and again and again.
	The Groundlings just got it.
	Maybe they're in the email, actually.
	I thought I should do a whole green screen on it, so maybe I shouldn't be discussing it now.
	But it really is amazing how many people have been roasted.
	And I like it because back when I was, when me and Milo and Alex were the only guys that were getting canceled, I just thought, okay, you don't have to defend me.
	But I just want you to know that you're next or your husband's is next or your brother's next.
	One of you is going to piss off one of these insane fucking SJWs and they're going to comb through everything you and your family have ever done, find a rude sentence.
	I mean, we've seen examples of that in this.
	Look at the fucking meandering.
	Find something they don't like and turn it into a felony and you shall be canceled.
	Can you not find it?
	Did you see a groundlings?
	Let's see.
	No, the growlers.
	Growlers.
	Yeah.
	Pardon.
	All right, let's look that up later.
	Anyway, it's a whole green screen thing.
	It'll be a fun, fun 20-minute segment.
	Let's jump to COVID.
	If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.
	Your language is stupid.
	Fucking Chinese comes from China.
	Chinese asshole!
	Chinese asshole!
	Chinese asshole!
	Don't you think Chinese asshole?
	I think rice is white and the ground is brown.
	And if you have, you know, if you like China, it's time to shut it down.
	Oh, John Taffer.
	It's great to meet you.
	I love your show.
	What percentage of the bars that you fix become successful?
	Well, that's a good question.
	You know, a lot of them have what we call in the pipes, sepsis, right?
	Yeah.
	And that's what we call bad.
	So when you find a pipe that can give you salmonella, you have to shut it down, Gavin.
	And that's what we've been doing.
	Shut it down.
	Right.
	That's not what I asked.
	Okay.
	One more time.
	What percentage of the bars that you rescue in your show, bar rescue, end up being permanently rescued, end up successful?
	Even within like a few months?
	A lot of them do get shut down, so I'd say about five.
	Five are successful?
	Five percent?
	Basically, we're just going to shut it down.
	Yeah, I think it's 20% are successful, and 80% just go under.
	Because your problem isn't the salmonella or the pipes, or they didn't have a nice enough display, or they got to change the sign.
	The problem is the owner is an asshole.
	He's a drunken pervert, and he doesn't give a shit about his business.
	And those businesses fail.
	Yeah, but for the time before they do get shut down, they get new chairs and new walls.
	And that's good, right?
	No, every time you replace someone's liquor, you always take your sponsor, whatever it is, tequila, some dumb tequila, Don Julio's.
	I look at the thing and it's like 50 bottles of Don Julio.
	What if someone wants a vodka tonic?
	Well, then they're going to have to refer to our mixologist who used to be a manager at the Hot Topic.
	She's got blue hair, 15 chains on her wrists, and she's going to help you with your new menu.
	All right, let's go to COVID.
	We call her Girl Fieri.
	We hit the bumper already.
	Well, I don't see no buffer.
	We hit the bumper.
	We just came out of it.
	No, we didn't.
	Yes, we did.
	I want to see.
	It's a ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
	China's asking.
	Oh, yeah, we were talking about John.
	Sorry.
	I got confused by John.
	You know that John Taffer was a big dude in the punk scene.
	He was a bouncer at the Roxy.
	At the Roxy, yeah.
	So he knew all the punks, Billy Idol and Sex Pistols, all those dudes, Gen X. Nancy got up on the podium today to compete with my pet Biden as the most senile person in the White House.
	And I'll tell you what, she's given us a run for our money, boy.
	This is pretty impressive.
	Good morning, everyone.
	Still morning.
	We urge everyone to be vaccinated.
	The person who incurred the Omicron in South Africa was vaccinated, but he didn't have the booster.
	And so your time.
	So we have a bill in the House.
	It's the McGovern bill.
	It's a stronger bill than the...
	It's a bill that we could have freestanding or a bill that is in the Equal Act that is part of the Foreign Affairs Committee, Mr. Kendrick Meeks.
	No.
	Gregory Meeks.
	No.
	Kendrick.
	We're all very sad about losing Kevin Meeks.
	So we will have that.
	But see, in a defense, in a bill, in the week, whatever that thing's called that they have in the Senate.
	Or in a DOD bill.
	The Senate does not have the right to have a revenue or an appropriations matter.
	Okay.
	So if you think that's helpful.
	forget that.
	Forget that.
	Okay.
	Forget what?
	I haven't understood a word.
	I don't know what to forget.
	Deadline for the debt limit.
	Whoa.
	All of my arrogance for thinking that I'm smart because I can speak Biden is just wiped out.
	I cannot speak a word of Pelosi.
	Not a word.
	Now let's compare that to Trump.
	Trump was known as an idiot.
	He's not presidential.
	He's a nightmare, right?
	He's got mean tweets.
	We've seen Joe Biden talk.
	We've seen Nancy Pelosi talk.
	Let's be reminded of how Trump used to talk.
	Remember, just I want you to remember how confused you just were with the Nance Meister and now see how not confused you are with Don Sr.
	You got a $50 million airplane.
	You got a $29 million forgeous helicopter.
	We had every type of helicopter.
	Many of them brand new, literally out of the box.
	$28, $29 million.
	We have $60, $70 million planes.
	You mean you think it's cheaper to leave it there so they can have it than it is to fill it up with a half a tank of gas and fly it into Pakistan or fly it back to Afghanistan?
	Yes, sir, we think it's cheaper, sir.
	That's when I realized I was a fucking idiot.
	I'm sorry.
	Articulate and funny.
	He's talking about General Milly's insistence that they leave everything there, which was one of our biggest fuck-ups.
	In American history, not having a military base there.
	Get the troops out, but we can have a base there.
	I barely consider that a military presence.
	We've got bases in Italy.
	We've got bases in Germany.
	We've got bases all over the world.
	Let's have a base there.
	We're not policing you.
	We've got big fucking walls going around this place.
	Keep all our shit there.
	Move it out occasionally on our own time when we need it.
	We need a helicopter over here in Lahore.
	Okay, send it over there.
	But just like leaving everything there's a fucking, like even anti-war activists, Cassandra Fairbanks is big anti-war get out of everywhere.
	I bet she wouldn't mind if we just left a base there and kept all our shit there.
	It's the going out and getting killed, trying to win hearts and minds that peace activists object to.
	And when I say peace activists, I include you and I. I thought this was pretty cool.
	It's okay to torture dogs.
	4-2.
	I love these.
	I love me a good how it started, how it's going, hypocrisy.
	That's sort of the best thing about the internet is there's receipts.
	Should dogs be guinea pigs in government research?
	A bipartisan group says no.
	That's the Washington Post, November 15th, 2016.
	No way, Jose, under Trump's watch.
	Uh-oh, turns out the Dems are doing it.
	Fauci's okay with it.
	Well, let's change our minds.
	Anthony Fauci under attack like never before, as animal rights group led by GOP operative leverages right-wing hate.
	So you know what they're talking about, right?
	The little beagles who were getting experimented on.
	The actual experiment involved seeing how much torture and abuse they could take.
	Just ramping it up.
	Seeing when do they pop?
	When do they faint from pain, these beagles?
	When does the pain become so intolerable that they vomit?
	Let's look into it, says Dr. Everything woke turns to shit, okay?
	4-3, we have Dazak, D-A-S-Z-A-K, the man everyone is trying to separate themselves from, including Dazak himself, claiming I had nothing to do with Wuhan.
	I don't know what we're talking about.
	Here he is, many, many years ago, way before the pandemic, explaining how he'll be creating a pandemic, a bioweapon, a massive contagion at the Wuhan lab.
	Go ahead, Peter.
	Coronaviruses in bats, a whole host of them.
	Some of them looked very similar to SARS.
	So we sequence the spike protein, the protein that attaches to cells.
	Then we, well, I didn't do this work, but my colleagues in China did the work.
	You create pseudoparticles, you insert the spike proteins from those viruses, see if they bind to human cells.
	And each step of this, you move closer and closer to this virus could really become pathogenic in people.
	We found other coronaviruses.
	Zoom out so other people can look that up.
	What year was this?
	Periodic reminder that on March 8th, 2016, Daslak described exactly what led to the pandemic.
	This was the same year it was okay to torture dogs.
	Or no, it wasn't okay to torture dogs.
	That's only recently.
	This could not be clear, and yet we're still turning in circles because corrupt scientists and their media flunkies are still relentlessly pushing the natural origins hoax.
	Hot shit!
	Good show.
	Lots of valuable info.
	I'm glad you guys got your news.
	Get your news from Get Off My Lawn.
	It's a fun place to get your news, isn't it?
	All right, let's make fun of Ryan's father for taking advantage of Puerto Rican culture by abandoning his child.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mail back.
	Let me touch it.
	What is happening here?
	Just for the record, Ryan, if it was any other culture like Irish or Italian, and he's cats who said, oh, I'm going to go.
	It's too boring being daddy.
	They go, you're not going anywhere there, Nip.
	And being good at it, if you will.
	But with Puerto Rican culture, they're just like, see ya.
	Yeah, Basically.
	Well, yeah.
	My mom didn't tell him that she was pregnant at first.
	How no?
	I don't know.
	She kept it a secret.
	Why?
	Or?
	No, no, wait, no.
	I think she kept it a secret from her job.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	I'm only going to do things that are very high quality for today's mailbag.
	What are we at now?
	An hour and a half?
	Hey, hipster godfather, it occurred to me that you never discussed the rise of 2000s emo and its effect on Western manhood.
	I'm about Ryan's age, and remember when pop punk emo hit its peak, I still see its inherently cuckish effects on men in their 30s.
	Bands like Taking Back Sunday and Koheed and Cambria are all from the tri-state area, and I'd assume were an influence on Ryan, which is apparent in his post-emo prog music taste and his obsession with taming his jufro into various bang-centric hairstyles.
	So there's two things going.
	Taking Back Sunday are emo, but Koheed and Cambria are prog rock.
	Yeah, they're not so proggy.
	I mean, they're pop prog.
	Even the more punk-oriented bands from New York like Crime and Stereo were emo as fuck.
	Your cool music journey seems to have ended with the gays infiltrating Electro Clash.
	So I think Ryan would be the show's authority on emo and pop punk, which still carries relevance and was gay from day one.
	I never really got super far into the pop punk.
	I did like a little bit of Taking Back Sunday, but my skater friends would really love it, frankly.
	So you're saying emo did not affect you and make you the pussy you are today?
	No, no, I didn't get into the emo stuff.
	So what made you such a self-centered fag?
	I don't know.
	I think it was a big ACDC fan.
	A little bit of Dylan, Tom Petty, like the classic rock stuff.
	You know what's funny?
	I'm just looking at you right now and I go, wait a minute, why does his hair look retarded?
	I just took him to the barber and had it fixed.
	And then I remember, no, that's what I did to my son, my eight-year-old.
	So I guess subconsciously I see you as an eight-year-old.
	But your hair's still rocking, dude.
	It's okay.
	Still, let's see that profile that makes everyone's day.
	No, no, no.
	Headphones free, please.
	Headphones free, please.
	I covered this song.
	Oh, I think I like it better dead on.
	What do you mean you covered this song?
	My friend Christina Santa Teresa was in the middle of the day.
	Nobody cares, dude.
	We just care if it influenced you maybe.
	And then I covered my stepdad's bit.
	Remember Seward?
	You heard some of them.
	Yeah.
	This is called the most cucked Richard Spencer interview to date.
	Look how he's tearing up, saying he regrets everything.
	And this is in Raw's story.
	It says, Richard Spencer claims alt-right followers were jealous of his fame, and Charlottesville was like his concert tour.
	Weird angle.
	Okay, so wait a minute.
	I know this interview very well.
	This is What's Her Name from Vice?
	Emma, what's her name?
	She won a million awards for this because she.
	What's her name?
	No.
	Just go back.
	It'll appear in the lower third.
	Go back to the beginning.
	Because he was initially too scared to stay too close to town.
	Do you understand like piling on someone when they're facing a lawsuit is probably so shitty that no,
	it's not Emma.
	Woman reporter Vice Charlottesville.
	Elle Reeve.
	El Reeve is her name.
	So I guess she's left Weiss.
	See, if you're shitting on Nazis, she's a correspondent for CNN, best known for her award-winning coverage of 2017's Unite the Right.
	Now, she looks like a fish.
	I'd say she's a five quintessential girl next door.
	One of these girls who doesn't realize that she should grow bangs over that enormous airplane runway forehead.
	And what happens with these girls is they interview alpha males with something to offer, and they're seduced by the intellect, and they end up fucking them.
	And the guy fucks them because someone is into me, whatever.
	Because they're alphas.
	Now, this happened with Jared Taylor.
	His wife was doing an article on hate mongers and how evil they all are.
	And then she met Jared and she was like, Jesus, you're really smart.
	And you're not the evil man I thought you were.
	She ended up marrying him and having kids.
	So I had heard that El Reeve fucked Richard Spencer.
	I don't have any evidence.
	Don't sue me, Elle.
	But you clearly are not qualified.
	Oh, look, she's divorced.
	She was married in 2007, and now she's married to Jeremy Greenfield.
	Who's that?
	Wait, stop.
	Stop showing that.
	Who's Jeremy Greenfield?
	So that must be recent, right?
	And he probably knew.
	Let's say she fucked Richard.
	He probably knew.
	And he was like, whatever.
	Let's just never discuss it and hope no one finds out.
	I knew you weren't going to be a virgin.
	Of all the people you could have fucked before.
	So Jeremy Greenfield is an editorial director at what?
	Editorial.
	Oh, he works at a place called Editorial Director.
	Whatever the fuck that is.
	Anyway, so I say all this because I didn't really pay attention to that rumor.
	I don't really give a shit who fucks who.
	But yeah, 2018.
	So she could have easily have Not been, she could have been single when she did all this.
	And then you go, Well, Gavin, why do you give a shit what adults do?
	I'm not sure I trust your reporting when you're fucking the person you're reporting on.
	Anyway, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Lots of ways to bring this up.
	But I want you to watch this interview and tell me this isn't the body language of two people who have fucked.
	It's a characterization of piling.
	I mean, go back, go back, go back.
	Understand, like, piling on someone when they're facing a lawsuit is probably.
	They're in their underwear.
	They just finished breakfast.
	Yeah.
	They're getting to know each other, but they really fuck.
	Like, imagine me.
	I'm L. Reeve, right?
	And I sit down, I go, Richard, so it's been some time since Charlottesville.
	What's going on?
	And could you imagine him saying to me, Gavin, do you understand what it's like piling on someone who's facing a lawsuit?
	That's not how you talk to a journalist that's interviewing you.
	That's how you talk to your wife or your girlfriend.
	She wakes you up when you're asleep and she goes, so, I mean, you know that you've made me a pariah now, right?
	And then you are all tired and you go, do you understand what it's like piling on someone when they're facing a lawsuit?
	He found out about the lawsuit last night.
	I've been, I had nightmares all night about this lawsuit and now you wake me up bitching to me.
	Well, I would dispute the characterization of piling.
	Come on.
	The ugh.
	How many times you tune into Tucker and the guy he's interviewing goes, this again.
	I've never seen any interview where the interviewer goes, well, it's kind of like this one.
	Yeah, I think you're mischaracterizing.
	And this is also weird because when they fucked, she was single and now she's married and she's kind of gloating.
	Yeah, yeah, she's gone back to some guy she used to fuck who dumped her and she's like, I'm actually married now, like the Christian Wig character.
	Yeah, so I actually dumped you because I'm married now and I'm going to be happily married forever while you're in prison for racism.
	So do not go back and interview him.
	He's my lead.
	Charlotte's volunteers album.
	I have to go check in on him.
	This has nothing to do with racism or journalism.
	This has 100% to do with an ex-fuck who's married going to see the fucker and saying, see, look how independent I am.
	Remember how I used to call you crying, saying I want to be with you?
	Not any mo.
	Now you're just a scoop.
	Now you're just a guy getting sued to death.
	Do you understand like piling on someone when they're facing a lawsuit is probably...
	Well, I would dispute the characterization of piling.
	I mean, what you don't want me to ask you about is like the most interesting thing.
	What?
	Like, did you do it on purpose and do you feel bad about it?
	Are you talking about Charlottesville?
	Or when we fucked and I put it in your hoods accidentally.
	Look at the way his ass has completely left the couch.
	Yeah.
	And then she's got her foot on the couch.
	They're like both hung over.
	They had a wild night.
	Asking.
	Yeah, you know what they're acting like?
	And this totally supports what I'm saying.
	A couple that were fucking for a while.
	One of them moved.
	They fucked again at a drunken Christmas party.
	And they're nude right now.
	She has a t-shirt on.
	He's nude.
	Completely nude.
	And they're having a discussion.
	Like, what happened with those?
	That's a ring on the finger.
	So I think she was married during this.
	And look at this body light.
	Wait, what'd you say, Ryan?
	I got mixed up with the timeline.
	I don't know if you confirmed she was married during this time.
	Of course I fucking did, moron.
	I said a hundred times she was single back in Charlottesville.
	And here she is married.
	This is the whole narrative.
	She's married and she's coming back to gloat.
	I mean, what you don't want me to ask you about is like the most interesting thing.
	What?
	Like, did you do it on purpose and do you feel bad about it?
	Are you talking about Charlottesville or some other?
	Yeah, and the whole thing, the whole movement itself.
	Did you do it on purpose or did you not care?
	I didn't create the movement.
	You named it.
	You became the face of it.
	I was trying to unite everything where it would be simply me.
	And it would have been better if they had fucking bent the knee and shut the f ⁇ up.
	Wow.
	That turns her on when she talks like that.
	The 2016, 2017 experience was quite something, wasn't it?
	I was making headlines.
	Don't you think that's weird, though?
	I'm doing Chrissy Mayer's show.
	It airs December 27th.
	And every time she asks me a question, I'm like, I'm going to go, oh, this whole thing again, Chrissy.
	We always talk about this after we fuck.
	Based CEO, better.com CEO fires 900 employees on a Zoom call.
	Now, that sounds kind of mean.
	I don't like that.
	But no, he fired the diversity team.
	In other words, the parasites.
	A total of 9% of the company's workforce was laid off, including the company's entire diversity, equity, and inclusion recruiting team.
	According to Fortune magazine, the CEO later accused employees of stealing from their colleagues and customers by only working two hours a day.
	Better.com is a mortgage funding place.
	I love stories like that.
	Isn't that fun?
	Wait, is this footage on it?
	Thank you for joining.
	I come to you with not great news.
	The market has changed, as you know, and we have to move with it in order to survive, so that hopefully we can continue to thrive and deliver on our mission.
	This isn't news that you're going to want to hear, but ultimately it was my decision, and I wanted you to hear from me.
	It's been a really, really challenging decision to make.
	This is the second time in my career I'm doing this, and I do not, do not want to do this.
	The last time I did it, I cried.
	Okay, you're ruining the story.
	But we are left off about 15%.
	This totally takes the baste out of the story.
	Now he looks like a pussy, and we lost our front story.
	I wanted to see him fire people.
	Yeah, he's very reluctantly letting people go.
	So you diluted the equation once again.
	We brought reality to the story.
	New release sex tape of rep Lauren Book of Florida.
	Look how she takes a full faceload of cum.
	Let's go, Brandon.
	Wait, don't show this.
	Don't show sex tapes.
	Come on.
	She is...
	Is she a lefty or a righty?
	She's a DNC.
	I've actually seen this sex tape, and she's very good in bed.
	She should be proud of herself.
	Very enthusiastic, loving, giving woman who enjoys quite rude horsing around.
	I wish her nothing but the best.
	And I don't know why that's relevant to the news cycle.
	In the absence of a woman, a man makes out with a cat.
	Oh.
	Here's a guy who adores his cat.
	His cat has diabetes, and he checks the insulin levels several times a day.
	Look how fat he is.
	Ugh.
	Here's your big kitty dick.
	This is what happens when men watch porn and play video games all day.
	Missed you today.
	What'd you do all day while I was at work, huh?
	What'd you do all day?
	Itter bitty kitty nap.
	Corn.
	Shoot an itty bitty kidder napper.
	He's showing us the boy.
	306.
	So he's gay with his cat.
	He fishable boy.
	Yeah.
	Not sure that totally matters, but okay.
	306.
	He sucks its weird little barbed dick.
	Okay, last one.
	What's up, Comos?
	Here's a funny video with a potential video drop.
	Alright, let's watch a funny video.
	It'll be a good segue to the final video.
	This is by Brent Weinback.
	I'm familiar with this gentleman.
	I believe he has the sprinkles.
	Wait, this is not a starred video now.
	Yes, it is.
	It's called Funny Vid.
	Okay, that's down there.
	What are you doing?
	My Jack.
	Alright, guys, guys, check it out.
	What I'm about to do is imply...
	How do you do it?
	Brian, what are you doing?
	This is at 124, bud.
	Go back to the beginning.
	Alright, guys, guys, check it out.
	What I'm about to do is imply mind manipulation.
	What's your name?
	Nathan.
	I want you to relax.
	Stare into my eyes.
	Think about what I'm thinking about.
	Share my thoughts.
	Two minds equaling one fiery mind.
	Focus, Nathan.
	David Blaine meets.
	What's that other guy who has the shows on Tom Central?
	Nathan Fielder?
	Yeah.
	Look down, Nathan.
	Oh, shit.
	He's busting a nut.
	Yo, look.
	Nathan.
	Look again.
	Good acting, good bit.
	Is that on YouTube?
	Why is that one on YouTube?
	I did a similar sketch on YouTube and they banned it.
	All right, let's get to the final video.
	How do you do it?
	Wait, there's the drop.
	Yes, Ryan, that's what someone wants to use as a drop.
	Mind Jack.
	Wait, what's the guy say?
	That one mind jack?
	That nigga God or something?
	That nigga God or something.
	Yeah, it's too hard to hear.
	Um, let's watch a rollerblader get what he deserves, which is rap fame.
	This is the very last video and final video.
	It's a ton of fun.
	Got some cool raps.
	So I guess you can have the stick, and the stick erases itself using information.
	That's impressive.
	Get some velocity going.
	Boom.
	Gets up on the street.
	Yo, what's up?
	Going up by that cup.
	Isn't that fantastic?
	They could have made the music better.
	What an absolute dork.
	I got it going on.
	Gonna go up by this car.
	Oh.
	Oh, boy, does he have some bruising?
	Oh, that was fun to watch.
	So I hope you had a fun weekend, guys.
	I keep getting letters, by the way.
	I forgot to read one in the mailbag where people say, when you tell us to put our phones down, we always have a great weekend and we always get laid.
	This was a farmhand who didn't use his phone all weekend, and he got lazy.
	I got laid this weekend for Stanford.
	You're going to be proud of you boys.
	It just happens that way.
	So we're back in the week.
	We got a lot of fun stuff coming up, folks.
	we're counting down to the Christmas marathon that's coming up a week this Friday.
	We've got some really fun surprises.
	We're going to make it free.
	I guess we'll put it on Brumble or whatever.
	Rumble, Bumble, and hopefully get the subs up.
	I want to get up to 30,000.
	Is that a fair goal?
	$700,000 and a trillion three hundred billion dollars.
	And I want to have everyone on the network come in like via Skype just for like a minute or two so everyone can see all the people who work here.
	But I'll see you tomorrow, folks.
	Normal day coming up Monday, Tuesday, and then Wednesday will be in Combat Sense.
	Why am I telling you this?
	I don't know.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	You can't pay that jungle, but you can wear shoes.
	And I'll lose her like a heretic, dude.
	That's what I'm talking about.
	War made this way.
	The state made war.
	Anymore, give a fuck for tea.
	I won't love it, but I'll kiss.
	Give us a fuck fatigue.
	Congratulations.

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