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Dec. 3, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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	From New York Money Walk with Gavin McPheny Roof, the haters deep, more than every day.
	More than people believe everything they say.
	They don't want justice, they just wanna string you up.
	White boy, but you wanna fight, boy, spending your life, boy.
	I saw the video on Rosenbam saying he wanna cut your heart out, but they left that part out.
	Gates pulling a pistol, played around and found out.
	Played around and finally found out.
	Yo, you play around, you'll find out.
	They were playing around.
	That's the Marine rapper.
	He was part of that Let's Go Brandon number one hit.
	But he's got a pretty successful red-pilled rap career on his own.
	That's his newest song, Dear Kyle, about Kyle Rittenhouse and how he was totally railroaded by fake news.
	And I think I get the vibe that a lot of moderates saw what happened with Kyle and they went, wow, the media is fucking incompetent.
	I hate Trump.
	This is not me talking.
	I hate conservatives and QAnon and they're all nuts.
	But I have to admit, our side fucked that up pretty bad, which is good for us.
	Welcome to Get Off My Lawn Live.
	Maddie Odell joining us here.
	What's up, everybody?
	We're all wearing our new shirts that say the bird which is the bald eagle.
	Now, this has become a slogan of the show.
	I don't control these things.
	The baby monsters came up with that on their own.
	And it's for the 1% of you out there who are not familiar with the joke, Filonius Floyd, George Floyd's brother, yes, that's his actual name, Filonius, playing with the word Phil and not having a dictionary,
	was told by his race hustling lawyer, Ben Crump, to say, why do we have the bald eagle on an endangered list, but we don't have the black man?
	Pretty simple concept.
	And Ben worked hard on that.
	It's like if the glove doesn't fit, you must quit kind of thing.
	And it was all ready to go.
	And then Filonius goes, the bird, which is the bald eagle.
	Take the bird, which is the bald eagle.
	And our favorite part of that clip, of course, is watching Ben's little heart.
	Dies you start over like, oh, fucking.
	We went through this so many.
	I want to know more about Ben Crump.
	Who now wears an eagle?
	He wears an eagle.
	Maybe he's such a fucking scam artist, moneyhound, that he's like, hey, that caught on.
	I don't care if it's making fun of me, what it's doing.
	It's a thing, and I'm the bald eagle guy.
	Great.
	There it is.
	Does he have an accent?
	He's so dark that I keep seeing him as like a wai ayugi.
	But if he's this established, he did, he did, he does all the major black cases.
	Like, I think he's involved in Mokasha.
	He's involved in everything you've heard of.
	Breonna Taylor, everyone.
	He handles them all.
	He's the new Jimmy Cochrane.
	But before we start the show, we'd like to thank our sponsors over at Johnny Apple CBD.
	Wait a minute.
	Are you sure this is the most recent dad reads, Ryan?
	It is the one he sent to us today, so yes.
	But it says 12-16-2020.
	Might have been the same advertiser, so he said just pump on an old one.
	From last year?
	Unless he fucked up the date that bad.
	Oh, wait, no, this is 12-2-20-21 for me.
	Okay, well, I've got some old read there.
	I've got some old.
	Oh, no, no.
	It's...
	I'm pretty sure we're going to...
	Okay.
	What are you saying no, no, no for?
	But look, it's the same.
	We're already fucking up to show.
	People are getting depressed.
	Can you just show your hairdo to amuse people who are getting annoyed?
	I want to keep the fun level up.
	This is Ryan's hair that he cut himself after paying a man $90 to disfigure him.
	I guess that's not really disfigured.
	Can we see a profile?
	Okay, now I'm in a good mood again.
	No, I think it's Tactical Walls.
	I don't know why this is on my desk.
	What do you have?
	This is from the email today that he sent.
	And he said he put the date and everything.
	Does it say live read Johnny Apple CBD, Bubba and Hanks, Christmas giveaways?
	Yep.
	Okay.
	Hey, Chicagoan, who sends us these?
	You're really fucking up.
	But the good news is I've noticed Howard Stern has developed a Chicago accent the past couple weeks.
	His THs are Ds.
	And he's like, what are those guys doing over there?
	He used to do an imitation of Scaramucci, and he just sounded like a generic Chicagoite.
	And now it's his accent.
	So the good news is you guys have Howard Stern.
	The bad news is you got the date wrong.
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	We have the gummies at night to sleep.
	I don't know if that's a waste of them.
	Most people, when people take the pot gummies, do they take them to walk around or do they take them to go to bed?
	Some people take them to walk around.
	I've used them a couple times to fade off to sleep.
	Yeah, I like both pot and non-pot, Johnny Apple and pot ones.
	I don't notice that much of a difference, by the way.
	No, I take more of the regular CBD when I want to do it, but then they have this other thing called Delta 8, which is like CBD but has THC, but it's not the Delta 9 where it has the Hoosinogenics and stuff.
	Oh, yeah, Ryan was talking about the other day.
	Didn't you get high off of a non-THC thing?
	It is, I don't know if it's THC, but it's one molecule off of illegal weed.
	Delta 8 is sold on johnnyapple.com, so you can get fudged up.
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	The thing is, it doesn't give you as much paranoia.
	Are you about to pull out your penis?
	Yes.
	Oh.
	See these here?
	These are.
	They have Delta 8 that you could order legally.
	The states haven't caught up to it yet.
	Or the federal government.
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	All right, I think we're ready to start the show.
	You know how these shows go.
	They're free to everyone in the world.
	Hence the sponsors.
	Until about half past, maybe more.
	And then we check the mailbag, read some letters, and then we take calls.
	Ideally, I would do some doodling, and then we would sell those to raise money for Liberty Kinsman.
	Liberty Kinsman is John Kinsman's black daughter, his baby girl, and she's fatherless now, not because she was abandoned by her dad, but because Cuomo threw him in jail for fighting Antifa.
	And that is a sin.
	So Max Hare and John Kinsman are currently serving four years in fucking prison.
	So I set up a go, send, go.
	You know what I mean?
	Give, send, go.
	Give, send, go.
	I don't know if it's live yet.
	Go to give, send, go and see if you can see anything for Liberty Christmas.
	This was just done like right before we started the show.
	And Zenoa told me she set it up.
	But let's get her family a bunch of presents.
	Little toy drive.
	Proud boys are big on toy drives during Christmas.
	And believe it or not, the media is not clamoring to cover it.
	That's weird.
	They have featured zero of the Proud Boy toy drives, and they're all over the country for not just poor kids, but ripped-off kids like to know.
	Oh, there it is.
	That's fantastic.
	Great.
	Christmas for Liberty, for Liberty.
	Created by me.
	Liberty Kinsman's father is serving four years for fighting Antifa.
	The brawl lasted 17 seconds and had no victims.
	But John Kinsman is a Trump supporter, and the state used his case to show other patriots what happens when you fight back.
	Left-wing authoritarianism has left three black kids fatherless for at least three Christmases.
	This is their second one without dad or a real source of income.
	So we wanted to show these kids they are not forgotten and people care about them.
	Please help make this Christmas one to remember by donating money we can use to buy them toys and ensure John's wife doesn't have to worry about anything but loving her beautiful children.
	And then you see in the picture, there's only two kids because one is inside of a woman.
	So what's the URL?
	Go back.
	So the URL is givesendgo.com slash Christmas for Liberty.
	So donate to that right now.
	Let's see how much we get tonight.
	We'll check in in two hours.
	I mean, I think it's normal if you're a blue-collar person and up to put in $100.
	$10 is the same as the bare minimum.
	It's like having kids.
	One is for losers.
	Two is for fags.
	Three is the bare minimum.
	Five is the ideal.
	And then eight is very cool.
	So you have to put in $10.
	You have to.
	It'd be cool if you're surrounded by kids, man.
	You just have kids to your left and kids to your right, man.
	Oh, you love kids, right, Mr. President?
	Yeah, man.
	You got kids in front of you.
	Come on, buckle.
	I don't have any kids in front of me.
	I've got nothing but TV equipment.
	Kids to the back.
	Kids to the side.
	Put kids on a carousel.
	Fun ride.
	Not a ride, man.
	Whatever, man.
	Before we started the show, I made it clear to Ryan that he has to buy some wigs.
	Because seeing President Biden with Dr. Spock's hair is confusing.
	He looks like President Vulcan.
	Live long and...
	You know the thing, man.
	Live long in...
	Oh, my.
	No, that was a different guy, Mr. President.
	Wait, what's Oh, my?
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, my.
	Oh, my.
	George Takai.
	I sat at my computer all day and was working on my book quite a bit, but I went off in a deep dive tangent.
	We discussed it already a couple days ago, but the fucking weather underground.
	That has to be the next Tucker Carlson presents.
	Maybe I'll do a whole thing on it.
	But holy shit.
	It's totally applicable to today.
	The Waukesha lunatic was a black militant activist who hated white people.
	And all of the shit he says about how this is an irreparable, you didn't use these words, racist society and the only hope for the end of colonization.
	They call, like the verbiage you get from the Black Liberation Army of 1970s and the Weather Underground and these radical communists is the exact same as Antifa and the Goon Squad today.
	And it is actually kind of the same as the KKK.
	Like they're pro-segregation.
	We can never fix racism.
	It's too entrenched in our society.
	Blacks need their own homeland.
	So in 1981, they robbed a Brinks truck and they got 1.6 million, about the equivalent of 4 million today.
	And you're reading it going, What were you going to do with that?
	I guess buying guns would make sense.
	I'm not advocating that.
	I'm just saying if you're going to start a revolution, you got to arm the people.
	But no, it was to procure four or five states.
	Pull up a map of America, Ryan.
	Four or five states just above Florida there, and then those would be all black.
	In other words, the most retarded idea you could possibly imagine.
	Like, what are the fucking logistics here?
	First of all, even in 1981, you may want to move that decimal place a few notches over from 1.6 million.
	Like, you could buy a fairly large house in New Orleans.
	Louisiana is one of their states, by the way.
	But zoom in into Florida.
	So their plan, plan, their plan was to get Georgia, Alabama, and Louisiana.
	Combine those.
	Those are a black country.
	Okay?
	So you don't think the National Guard's going to have a problem with that?
	What about the fucking residents of this state?
	Do they leave?
	What about the black Republicans in this state?
	Do they have to go?
	What about the white revolutionaries?
	I don't think they're invited.
	That's the irony of this Bill Ayers and all this weather underground.
	50% of their motive was the Vietnam War, and I guess that's noble.
	It was a fucked up war.
	And then the other 50% is kissing black ass.
	And I don't think they're invited to this new Liberia, which is weird.
	And the more you read about these people, they're all, just like Antifa today.
	They're all rich kids.
	Their dads are judges.
	Bill Ayers' father was a massive executive at ComEd, which is like Con Ed, but it was the Illinois version.
	All these women, what's her name?
	Janice Bowden, who is Cheza Bowden's mother.
	Her dad was a famous lawyer.
	Lots of lawyers and executives who I think got into left-wing politics as sort of a fashion accoutrement.
	It was sort of the thing to do.
	It made you the unusual of the rich group.
	But then they brainwashed their kids, their boomer kids, and their boomer kids, who they ignored for the most part, said, okay, I'm going to impress my daddy, who was never around.
	He's a workaholic.
	And he's part of the greatest generation.
	We're baby boomers.
	We're spoiled brats.
	So what I'm going to do is give myself some grit, give myself some edge.
	And then I might not get the love of my father, but I'll get the attention of my father.
	Sound familiar?
	It's Antifa in a nutshell.
	So while we bitch about Antifa and you go, why are you mad at a bunch of mentally ill, trans meth heads?
	I go, because just like the mythical systemic racism, they are actually part of the system.
	And today, Bill Ayers and the Weather Underground are major parts of the system.
	Bill Ayers helped start this whole, well, first of all, he raised Cheza Bowden, who is the DF of San Francisco.
	And he's behind this whole concept of progressive prosecutors.
	And what they do is they have nothing to do with justice.
	They're not about smart stuff.
	They call it carcerial.
	They're anti-carcerial, which means they're anti-incarceration.
	They're not about smart stuff with that.
	Like, let's stop throwing people in jail for guns.
	Just gun charges are dumb.
	Let's stop throwing people in jail for drugs.
	Drug charges are dumb.
	If we have an armed populace, we don't need to worry about what all these other people do.
	And when we legalize drugs, we take away the value that the bloods and the crypts and all these gangs are fighting for.
	So we can drastically reduce crime by giving everyone a gun and making drugs legal, which is what Prowlboy's been talking about forever.
	They're not about that.
	They just go, there's too many blacks in jail, so let the blacks out.
	And you go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
	What did said black person do?
	And in the case of the Waukesha accident, as CNN calls it, that black person was a homicidal maniac who had beaten the shit out of his girlfriend and run over her with that same red SUV.
	And the, what is it, Wisconsin, Milwaukee, whatever prosecutor, who's bros with Cheza, said, let him go.
	He also said, I know this policy of letting people go is going to lead to a murder.
	Guaranteed, was his exact quote.
	But he still stands behind it.
	But it's worth it.
	It's worth it to get racial parity in prison.
	What?
	Do you want racial parity in the NBA?
	Why is that your obsession?
	That's a racist obsession.
	It's anti-egalitarian.
	It's anti-meritocracy.
	We don't want stupid people in jail for stupid crimes, but we want them in jail for rape and murder and attempted murder.
	All the bad ones.
	Pedophilia.
	Throw away the key.
	That fucker, okay, guess how old he was when the 1981 Brinks truck robbery happened.
	He was 14 months.
	They gave him to his grandparents and said, we got to go do something.
	What did they have to do?
	They had to rob a truck to get $1.6 million to give to the Black Liberation Army so they could have those four states.
	I just showed you, those three states, whatever.
	And then he was raised by Bill Ayers.
	Dude, I swear to God, I went on Amazon today and I bought red yarn.
	I'm making a mural with all the pins and the things like the beautiful mind thinks.
	Don't you need a little bit of intricacy to warrant one of those?
	It's a direct correlation between these people.
	No, no, the intricacy is insane, though.
	Like Tupac Shakir's stepdad was at the 1981 Brinks Robbery.
	Yeah.
	Oh, shit.
	Mohida Shakir.
	They all have names like James Donegan or something, but all the Black Liberation Army had, they made up those names.
	Like Shakir is a made-up fucking African name.
	But the ruthlessness of these robberies, like they go up to a black Cop, and they just, he's like, oh, he's injured.
	I should go pull up my files to see his name.
	I feel like I'm desecrating his memory by not writing down his name.
	But they fucking unload a whole clip in his face as he's lying there on the ground.
	This is a rich white liberal left-wing activist murdering the living shit out of a black cop on behalf of Negroes in the Black Liberation Army.
	What?
	What?
	It's sort of like all these pro-choice people who want to, I mean, sorry, yeah, these pro-choice people who want blacks to keep aborting their babies.
	So they killed two cops and a security guard in that robbery.
	In 1981?
	1981.
	They ended up in NYAC.
	The two cops were killed in NYAC.
	And then, speaking of red yarn, Andrew Cuomo pardoned the two people who were serving jail.
	Chez's parents, they both got life.
	Chez's mother got Cuomo pardoned her in 2019, I think.
	Or maybe it was someone else involved.
	And then the dad, who had 75 years for murdering cops, he got out last year after whatever he did, 40 years.
	The post office in Nyack is named after the two cops who were killed by the Weather Underground.
	The Andrew Cuomo Bridge ends in Nyack.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	The audacity.
	Like, Nyack was rocked.
	They've never seen anything like that before.
	No, it's a small.
	And there's robbing a bank.
	I'm obviously against all major robberies, but like there's robbing a bank.
	Like, get me out of your money, you bum.
	Oh, they dressed up in blackface, too, to throw everyone off.
	And when she was in the U-Haul in the escape truck, Janice, what's her name?
	I forget their fucking names.
	She said, hey, I'm just a lady.
	Put the guns down.
	You're scaring me.
	And the cop's like, yeah, you're right.
	We're being kind of over the top.
	Put the guns down.
	They all jump out of the back.
	They got AKs, shotguns.
	Just murder the cops.
	So they took advantage of blacks by dressing in blackface for the robbery.
	And then they take advantage of our latent respect for women by saying, I'm just a lady.
	Put down your guns.
	And that was the weirdest thing about the whole robbery.
	There was no like, yeah, they're there.
	There was no like, give me your money, you bomb.
	And then running away.
	It was like right out of the gates.
	Just like the Briggs truck looked like Swiss cheese.
	Just laced.
	Those are the two guys that the post office is named after.
	And what does PTL mean again?
	Patrolman.
	Patrolman Waverly Brown.
	That's the one that these rich fucking college spoiled brat Bill Ayers just sat and just unloaded a clip right into his fucking face as he died.
	And they're glorified.
	There's a fucking Robert Redford movie about how cool they are where Robert Redford plays Bill Ayers and Susan Sarandon plays the cunt I was just talking about.
	And in the trailer, pull up the trailer.
	Look up Robert Redford Weather Underground.
	It's called like a time in a place or they won't find you.
	They're portrayed as like these people who just wanted good.
	Sure, there was some accidents.
	What?
	Shooting a fucking black cop in the face 10 times is an accident?
	And Susan Durand, Susan Sarandon in the trailer, she goes, we weren't perfect, but we were right.
	You were right to rob a Brinks truck to build a black homeland.
	There's already a black homeland, by the way.
	It's called Liberia.
	Everyone can go there if they're so into fucking their own.
	I don't know what happens to everyone in Louisiana and Georgia.
	They all got to pack their bags.
	Sorry, imminent domain.
	Bye.
	Look at this.
	This is how they're portrayed.
	They were radical anti-war protesters.
	That's all.
	Some were sent to prison just for being against the war.
	By the way, sorry, stop, stop, stop.
	The 1981 brink robbery was just one.
	Bill Ayers bombed the Pentagon.
	He bombed the Capitol building.
	You know the one that everyone's in the shoe for right now?
	He bombed that.
	And in Greenwich, Dustin Hoffman was their neighbor.
	Greenwich Village here in New York City, they killed each other accidentally while they were building a bomb in the basement.
	Destroyed the whole building.
	So just like Antifa ends up killing Antifa members, the Weather Underground were their own worst enemy.
	Just like Muslims in Pakistan, no one kills more Muslims than Muslims.
	But Bill Ayers got away with it because he the FBI fucked up and Bill Ayers is fucking rich.
	And his executive dad got him the greatest lawyers on earth and they threw away the whole case.
	Even though Bill Ayers was the brains behind this whole operation and they had an FBI agent that was in there and this is back when FBI agents did their jobs and didn't create conspiracies and war plots out of thin air.
	And he said they would sit around and go, okay, after the revolution comes, we'll obviously everyone will have to be a communist.
	And then he goes, the agent goes, what about the ones who don't agree with that?
	And Bill Ayers says, well, we'll send them to re-education camp.
	And he goes, what about your enemies?
	He goes, oh, we'll kill them.
	But how many, there's going to be a lot of them, like maybe 25 million.
	And he goes, yeah.
	And then they start sitting around discussing the logistics of mass graves and how to dispose of 25 million people.
	That's where all of these radical leftists end up with genocide.
	This is the guy who started Obama's career.
	Obama started his career in Bill Ayers' living room.
	This is the guy who helped shape the way we do education in this country.
	Bill Ayers is behind all of this putrefaction of kindergarten and all this trans shit and Drag Queen Story Hour and all this shit.
	And ideally, best case scenario, he's trying to brainwash the kids because that's the best way to make a communist country is to start young, like Joe Campbell's cigarettes and McDonald's and Cheerios.
	You get the kids young.
	That's the best case scenario.
	There's also a possibility that he's a groomer and a fucking pedophile.
	I don't know.
	I hope that's not the case.
	But I do think it's weird when a massive backbone of your political agenda is getting in kids' heads.
	50 years later, they still question what did they do and what did they want?
	But after January 6th, the day of, they were like, well, they want to execute Pence.
	We know what they wanted to do.
	Yeah, a joke guillotine means people got to go to jail for 20 years.
	But actual murders, there was another guy, a brake security guy there.
	They shot him in the shoulder so close, his arm fell off.
	But they put it back on.
	And you're not going to believe this.
	You ready for this shit?
	He goes back to work.
	And guess how he dies?
	September 11th.
	He was in the basement of the World Trade Center delivering shit.
	So he doesn't get killed by our domestic terrorists, but then he gets killed by jihadists.
	What the fuck?
	Insane.
	And it's all, that's the Greenwich building that blew up when they were making bombs.
	And then Susan, I think her name is Rosenberg.
	Susan Rosenberg.
	She gets out.
	I think Cuomo Mia pardoned her too.
	He loved pardoning the Weather Underground.
	He did two or three of them.
	That's Bill.
	She gets out and becomes the head of BLM's fundraising, wherein she raises millions for the DNC.
	Like, if you said the N-word in a private conversation in the 80s, then your son can't be in NASCAR, right?
	Remember that guy?
	But if you tried to take over America, murdered people, blew yourself up, had plans for genocide, blew up the Pent, detonated bomb at the Pentagon, the Capitol, you're a professor at Columbia.
	They're all professors.
	He had a whole tenured career at Columbia teaching early childhood education.
	And then Rosenberg gets out and she starts raising money for BLM.
	She raises millions.
	And what's BLM's agenda?
	The same as Bill Ayers.
	Dismantle the nuclear family.
	They talked about that all the time in the late 60s, early 70s.
	That's right, don't move, hands in the air.
	You are under arrest for the murder of Hugh Cross.
	Okay, stop.
	So that's Cheza Bowden's mother.
	She went on the lamb because she was involved in the bomb building that blew up in Greenwich.
	She went on the lamb for 10 years.
	That's right, don't move, hands in the air.
	You are under arrest for the murder of Hugh Cross.
	Just stop, stop.
	They were building a bomb.
	By the way, the bomb that blew up in Greenwich, there was a policeman's ball, like a dance that these cops were all having with their wives.
	Private affair.
	That's what they were going to fucking blow up.
	And the bomb blew them up.
	This is the hero of the movie.
	She couldn't wait to blow up, which is the same as Willem Van Spronsen, who went to that ICE facility and was going to blow up everyone there with propane tanks, which fake news and Antifa have morphed into.
	He just wanted to slash some tires.
	Yeah, with several propane tanks.
	That's how you slash tires.
	They have like a Manson family vibe.
	So this is the DA of San Francisco's mother did that.
	That's why his last name...
	Oh, no, sorry, his last name is his mother's name, Bowden.
	Yeah.
	That's Gil Air, Robert Redford the Hunt.
	Oh, if I'm not here, they can't farm me.
	Stop.
	It claimed the life of a guard, it blew off the armor of another guard, and it killed two cops.
	And it wasn't like the bank robber you just saw.
	They got them in the parking lot and opened fire like lunatics the second they arrived.
	They make him a single dad with a heart of gold.
	I'm not sure she ever wants to speak to me again.
	Give me something and you can keep your job.
	What's wrong?
	You look weird.
	I'm fine, honey.
	I just got Obama elected.
	Can I just see the case file?
	Brol Time says.
	You think because we hooked up in college, I'm going to give you access to FBI wiretaps?
	Wiretaps?
	This is how all these dunces at HuffPo and Wapo and Daily Beast see themselves as they follow the proud boys around.
	Mr. Grant, I'm just trying to put the pieces together.
	I don't have time to discuss man's history.
	Nothing.
	Man doesn't exist before 1979.
	We all died.
	Some of us came back.
	We're not going to school.
	We're going to go on a little trip.
	I think he knows how to run, which means he has an advantage.
	That's the DA.
	And by the way, San Francisco is a fucking disgusting shithole because of some rich white liberals' pie-in-the-sky view of racial equality and how everyone's the same.
	I guess in a sense, the little girl in this movie is Cheza.
	What kind of fucking name is Cheza anyway?
	There we go.
	Sorry, go back.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	I gotta get this sheep.
	Keep playing the trailer.
	Kids our age are being murdered by our government.
	We made mistakes, but we were right.
	We're bringing these people down, and I hope I don't find you in my way.
	What are you gonna do?
	My job.
	FBI was my partner.
	They're pissed because I'm doing a job better than they are.
	You're about to do it.
	All right, so stop.
	So Chez Bowdoin, Bowden, is the DA of San Francisco.
	He's why that city is a fucking shithole, right?
	He's behind the progressive prosecutor movement that led to the bloodshed in Waukesha.
	In that movie, you're looking at Cheza Bowdoin's parents, Bill Ayers, played by Robert Redford, and Bernadine Dorn, who raised Chez.
	Chessa is Susan Sarandon.
	And she just said, we made a couple mistakes, but we want to stop the war.
	Fuck the war.
	Anti-Vietnam was really their focus before they were the weather underground.
	They were called like the students for social change or some bullshit students for democracy.
	That's when they were into the Vietnam War.
	And yes, it is noble to be against the Vietnam War.
	But after that, when you get into 1981, they're not concerned with the Vietnam War for some strange reason.
	They're concerned with genocide, communism, destroying America and rebuilding it from the ground up.
	And that involves education camps, genocide.
	Bill Ayers talked about it all the time.
	He was the brains of the operation.
	And he raised from birth Cheze Bowden because his parents were robbing a Brinks truck and killing people 14 months after he was born in 1981.
	And that's David Gilbert and Kathy Bowden.
	Bowden, Bowden.
	Bill Ayers is why we have Barack Obama.
	He's also why we have this corruption in our early education.
	And Cuomo commuted David Gilbert, Chesa Bowden's dad, and Judith Clark, one of the more brutal murderers.
	And it was Susan Rosenberg.
	I know I sound like Alex Jones here, but this is all, I mean, just read the Wikipedia for fucking Weather Underground.
	And it's super lefty, but they still get the truth out.
	This all goes back to that brilliant article Miranda Devine wrote last week that we already talked about, but it's just so perfect.
	And it's such a great jumping off point to all of this red yarn lunacy.
	Look that up.
	Look up Miranda Devine Weather Underground.
	It's in the New York Post.
	They're all related.
	So this movie, and this movie's relevant because this is what the news frames it.
	This is everyone who reports on the Weather Underground and progressive prosecutors.
	This is how they all frame it.
	And the framing is, hey man, it's just some hippies that were anti-war.
	No, it's some commies with daddy issues who wanted to destroy America in the name of fighting racism.
	Bill Ayers still talks about how horrible and racist America is.
	It's still his fucking agenda.
	They're still going strong, these fucking lunatics.
	No, Miranda Devine, did you look up Weather Underground next to her name?
	Yep.
	Really?
	Liberal media ignores...
	No, no, no.
	Now we gotta go back here.
	Written house.
	See, I hate sometimes the newspaper will have a different headline.
	Wait, now we're in October?
	So maybe they changed the headline?
	Maybe.
	That's stupid.
	What's it called?
	And it linked the prosecutor to the Weather Underground, right?
	Yeah.
	There we go.
	Son of Kathy Bowden, David Gilbert.
	Yeah.
	That's weird.
	They changed the header?
	Hmm.
	What the fuck are you doing here?
	Maybe I'm...
	That's a right-wing, I mean, a left-wing thing to do.
	Let me see if I got it here.
	Yeah, yeah, that's it.
	Liberal media ignores Christmas parade.
	Hmm.
	Maybe I'm wrong about the headline.
	But yeah, that sums up all this stuff.
	It's a great jumping off point.
	And it just shows you how radical leftists are portrayed as groovy hippies.
	They're just trying to stop racism.
	Racism is not a thing.
	White supremacy is not a thing.
	It kills less people a year than spider bites and snakes.
	White supremacy kills about two or three people a year.
	Snakes is 11.
	Spiders is six.
	That's the realm we're in.
	Radical leftism, on the other hand, is electing presidents, is leading to the murder of six people, one little kid, one little girl's fighting for her life right now.
	And we've got Robert Redford glorifying it all, saying, hey man, they're just groovy.
	It's all fucking lies.
	And I honestly believe that the Kyle Rittenhouse thing, obviously it's not going to wake up the incurious.
	They don't give a shit.
	But I believe that moderates and slightly leftist center people see the bullshit that the Kyle Rittenhouse trial was, especially if they actually watch any of the trial.
	And they're going, maybe a lot of this is bullshit.
	Maybe this looming threat of white supremacy isn't everything they're saying it is.
	And maybe there's another threat out there.
	Maybe McCarthyism wasn't so nuts.
	Dude, those guys are sharp as nails up there.
	You can't put anything past them.
	Oh my God, dude, I'm freaking out.
	I am so stressed out.
	I feel like I'm having a panic attack.
	You want to talk about stress?
	You want to talk about stress?
	Okay?
	I stumbled onto a major company conspiracy, Mac.
	How about that?
	It's me today.
	Yes.
	What are you talking about?
	This company is being bled like a stupid piggy mac, and I got a paper trail to prove it.
	Check this out.
	There is the mail.
	Let me talk about the mail.
	Can we talk about the mail?
	Please, Mac.
	Can we talk about the mail for you all day, okay?
	Pepe Sylvia, this nigga keeps coming up over and over again every day.
	Pepe's milk.
	Belarus.
	Bill Lyris.
	Every day.
	Let me go grab my computer.
	So I said to myself, I gotta find this guy.
	I gotta go up to his office.
	I gotta put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands.
	Otherwise, he's never gonna get it.
	He's gonna keep up.
	Just to be clear here, my final word on this.
	The prosecutor who allowed Darren Brooks to go free after he ran over his girlfriend, Darren Brooks ran over his own girlfriend and ended up running over all these people is friends with Chessa Bowden, who is literally the son of the Weather Underground.
	Birthed by two of them, raised by two others.
	They're friends.
	It's the same group.
	So we are reliving the late 60s, 1981, the bombings, all of that crazy shit.
	And when you listen to the verbiage of the Weather Underground about racist America needs to pay for its sins, needs to blow up, we need to kill people, they won't pay attention until they see blood on the streets, all of that crazy black liberation army stuff that Tupac Shakira's stepfather was saying is exactly the same shit as Darren Brooks was saying on social media before he ran over those dancing grannies.
	That's my point in a nutshell.
	And I hope I got a big thing of red yarn.
	$7.84.
	I hope it's enough.
	Bubba and Hanks.
	Next week we're running a Christmas Wagyu special with Bubba and Hanks.
	Stay tuned.
	This is Proud Wagyou Beef for Proud People.
	BubbaandHanks.com.
	Promo code Gavin.
	Bubba and Hanks founders have been dealing with some rough illnesses recently.
	I don't know if he's okay, actually.
	Was it Bubba or Hanks?
	Bubba.
	How's Bubba doing?
	You know, he's still fighting, but not good.
	I don't think you know.
	No, I do.
	I heard, I got a call from our guy today.
	Oh, really?
	Okay.
	Sorry.
	So you use promo code Gavin15.
	You get, I guess, 15% off.
	We've had them.
	Maddie's had them.
	Yep.
	Maddie's, I think, tried everything on their menu.
	Everything that they sent, yeah.
	Absolutely.
	So what have you tried?
	I've had Asapuco.
	I've had, if you go back to that main page, Ryan.
	Nope.
	The first one.
	Like those big cuts right there.
	Scroll down.
	Up, up.
	All those right there.
	Oh, shit.
	Yeah, yeah.
	These are the actual pictures of the ones that you've tried.
	Oh, yeah.
	I've had almost every one of those pictures.
	And do you do that thing where you, this is how I like to do it?
	I like to get, well, you cook it in your kitchen, right?
	Are we still going to do that show Maddie's Kitchen?
	Yeah.
	Ooh, that'd be dope.
	I like to get the barbecue up to 1 million degrees until the whole porch is glowing red.
	Then with an oven mitt on, I open it up, I turn into the guy from Loot Raiders of the Lost Ark with the melting face, throw it in there, close it.
	It starts dripping all kinds of fat and stuff.
	That starts a fire that starts burning the outside.
	Go in there, flip them, cover them with butter.
	That makes more stuff, more fire, until they're just charred garbage on the outside.
	Oh, yeah.
	I get a good sear, yeah.
	And then red on the inside.
	Oh, yeah.
	I like mine medium rare.
	Yeah.
	So I like mine.
	You know why you like them medium rare?
	Tastes better.
	Because you're upper class.
	Oh.
	You're a snob.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	You come from the elites.
	There you go.
	Us elites, we like to murder, brink security guards and cops, give money to mentally ill black revolutionaries.
	To buy four states with $1 million.
	You couldn't buy four houses with $1 million.
	The Louisiana purchase, I mean, I know that was more than Louisiana, but there was really just Louisiana at the time.
	That was $15 million back in fucking, I don't know.
	Yeah.
	When was the Louisiana purchase?
	Hey, computer, when was the Louisiana purchase?
	April 30th, 1803.
	1803, $15 million bought you a Louisiana.
	$1.6 million?
	Fairly nice, quaint little house in the French district.
	Maybe.
	Like, they obviously don't have a plan.
	It's obviously just fashion.
	If you're sitting around talking about killing 26 million people and where are you going to put the bodies and you want to buy four states, you're not a rational human being.
	This is all fashion.
	Like, you might as well be at some gay nightclub in Manhattan talking about like, oh my God, when there's like a fashion revolution, you guys, we're going to kill everyone who wears Birkenstocks and fucking, I'm going to be like president.
	We should get like our own states, you guys.
	I mean, to try to kill 25 million people, that's kind of, how many people in the weather underground?
	Well, we just saw most of them.
	I think it's like three dozen, yeah.
	What are we going to do against 25 million people?
	Who don't want to leave?
	That's just.
	Who do we have here?
	No, I just heard you talking about gay things.
	Oh, Chadwick Moore.
	Wow.
	Welcome to the show.
	Yeah, hi.
	I thought you were mad at me for shutting down the news portion of the show.
	No, I mean, I was a little bitter about it, of course, but Chadwick, it wasn't financially viable.
	I said, I'll spend like 60K a year.
	I'll spend 60K a year on a news portion of the show, the website, sorry.
	If it leads to more subs, more than 60K of subs, we'll keep doing it.
	It didn't lead to that.
	If it makes dollars, it makes sense.
	If it doesn't make dollars, it doesn't make sense.
	Yeah, no hard feelings.
	That's when I was busy.
	But you don't return my calls anymore.
	Well, I'm busy.
	But that's when I was gay, like Milo now.
	I'm straight, so that's exciting.
	But aren't you like the head of the gay Republicans, log house Republicans in the log cabin?
	Not anymore.
	No.
	Log house Republicans?
	Yeah.
	It's when you make a house out of shit.
	I think, is Milo still at True News?
	I think he might be gone from there.
	Maybe.
	I don't know.
	I saw him selling Mother Mary's.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	There was a lot of ridicule about that.
	I didn't mind that.
	No.
	What's the matter with selling some statues?
	There's literally nothing wrong with selling statues, especially the brand new.
	I mean, this just came in, and the finish on it is, I don't want to say it's perfect, but it's close to perfect.
	And when you press the button, this is Mr. Rogers.
	Thank you.
	Two of the best words we can ever learn.
	So if you're feeling down, you press the button, and these are going for $12.99.
	If you call now, you'll get two, and then you'll also get a little booklet.
	I love this.
	This is so good.
	It's a booklet with little inspirational quotes.
	I heard Stern was talking about Gene Simmons.
	Gene Simmons said, on the Kiss Cruise, you have to get vaccinated.
	And fuck you if you don't get vaccinated because you're killing people.
	Which is like still going on.
	If you're vaccinated, it allegedly prevents you from being hospitalized.
	You can still transmit the disease.
	In other words, not getting vaccinated only hurts you.
	In other words, it's nobody's fucking business if you get vaccinated or not.
	So shut the fuck up.
	You can still transmit it just as easily.
	Still getting transmitted everywhere.
	Well, supposedly all the people who have this Omicron in the United States, they're all vaccinated.
	Fully vaccinated.
	I mean, you could argue it's selfish to get vaccinated because you're only worried about yourself and you being hospitalized.
	I just love how the country has just abandoned HIPAA laws.
	Yeah.
	Nobody has the right to ask you about your medical history.
	Have you been vaccinated?
	No.
	Do you have venerer awards?
	Yeah.
	Have you ever...
	You have waiters and hostesses asking you for like, what?
	Fuck off.
	Have you ever laughed so hard you shit your pants?
	It's like do you walk into a restaurant?
	Like, excuse me, do you have AIDS?
	Do you have HIV?
	Do you have a one of these AIDS faggots?
	Come on, stop.
	Stop with the nonsense.
	If you go to the gym, a boxing gym, you should be asked if you have AIDS.
	Because your blood is poison.
	Yeah.
	Fair.
	So Gene Simmons, so they do this joke where they have a Gene Simmons imitator and a Alex Jones.
	Come on, say, Alex Jones, get the new XP40 powder.
	It's last for 340 years.
	It's 10 times stronger than anything we've ever had.
	It's pretty hacky to do Alex Jones.
	And they're mocking Gene Simmons and Alex Jones, how they're always peddling their shit, right?
	Sort of like Milos being mocked for selling statues.
	And then when Stern has done the bit, he laughs.
	And then he goes, oh, that was great.
	Okay, so ZipRecruiter, and then he starts doing his fucking sponsors.
	Not realizing that he's his own joke.
	Yeah.
	You can't make fun of people for selling shit and then sell shit.
	Sorry.
	Speaking of which, we have two Christmas giveaways, Bubba and Hank's Prize Pack.
	So when we take calls, which should have been about 15 minutes ago, the caller one is going to get, actually the first two callers, by the way, guy who writes this ad copy, you don't have to write caller one gets three things and then list the three things and then caller two gets these things and it's the same three things.
	Just say caller one and two, one ampersand two, get, and then Bubbin Hanks prize pack, beard vet prize pack.
	Remember Beard Vet, that's our other Patriot-owned, vet-owned business where they make beard products.
	And then Johnny Apple, Johnny Apple CBD prize pack.
	You get all three of those.
	Okay, should we go behind the paywall now?
	Do we, yeah, we should go behind the paywall.
	Thanks for tuning in, you cheap bastards who haven't subscribed to censor.tv yet.
	We have a big free marathon coming up December 17th or 18th, whatever the Friday is.
	And I'm going to see how long we can go.
	Maddie will be here.
	We'll have a slew of guests calling in, wishing us all kinds of things.
	The purpose of the telethon is to raise money for a just cause.
	It's to raise money for me.
	We want to get our subs up.
	I want to see if we can get to 30,000 that night.
	So we're going to have all kinds of deals.
	Right before Christmas, you can buy your cousin or your uncle a subscription to Censored TV and it'll be cheaper.
	It's going to be a lot of fun.
	We'll have lots of celebrities coming in and drinking strawberry daiquiris with us.
	But yeah, I had to get that Weather Underground shit off my chest because it's portrayed as this silly little fun, hippie thing where they hated the war and they were persecuted by the man.
	And it's actually an intrinsic virus, a cancer that has been in our country since the 60s.
	And it came in with the Trojan horse of being anti-war, being anti-Vietnam, which of course we all are.
	And now it has morphed, it has metastasized into this bizarre anti-American, pro-genocide, communist force that leads to everything from presidential terms, such as Barack Obama,
	and dead grannies in Waukesha.
	So don't sleep on the radicals of the 60s, the boomer radicals, and don't sleep on Antifa.
	They're not irrelevant lunatic fringe people.
	They're fucking monsters.
	And they're calling proud boys white supremacists who are going to destroy this country because that's what they want to do.
	They are projecting.
	Guess who wants to murder everyone in America, burn the White House to the ground, and then segregate blacks into their own little blacks-only area?
	Not the KKK.
	No, actually.
	KKK is a bunch of fat old people in the South who could barely fill a living room.
	It's the radical left.
	And the weather underground and Antifa are all the same.
	All right, let's grab some letters and then take some calls and you cheapskates can go fuck yourselves.
	And also, while you're doing that, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	What about Jonathan?
	When it's got threatened, it's nothing to follow them.
	What about Poppy?
	That guy, the Marine rapper, he was a military photojournalist.
	Interesting.
	Yeah, I didn't realize that was a thing.
	There's journalists who work for CNN or whatever.
	Fugging Fox, who go there and try to get pictures.
	And then there's guys the military hires to go in there and get pictures of firefights and stuff.
	That was him.
	The documentation.
	By the way, speaking of the Weather Underground, the cops who investigated this robbery called it a firefight.
	One of them was a Vietnam vet, and he goes, it reminded me of Vietnam.
	That's what it was like.
	This wasn't like, give me your money, you bum.
	This was, on and on and on.
	Their rich daddies bought them tons of ammunition to go kill capitalism.
	I'm not even kidding.
	Oh, you got to do the mailbag thing.
	What's that for again?
	We're starting the show.
	So do the Ryan shut up thing.
	It's a mailbag.
	Uh-oh, we got...
	Our ad guy informs us he sent the wrong reads.
	And it was tactical walls.
	But wait a minute, Ryan.
	I think you're the fucking idiot who insisted that we had the right reads.
	I texted him right afterwards.
	He just got back to me.
	But I could understand him resending something if we have identical reads.
	No, Ryan, I have the correct reads here.
	Oh, no, they're right.
	They're wrong.
	You're fucking lucky.
	I would have roasted your butthole.
	Ew.
	Yeah, he sent the wrong ones.
	So I'm guessing after the show, we could record a tactical walls and then throw it in the episode.
	Uh-oh, I have some bad news.
	Okay.
	The fundraiser sends me an alert every time someone donates.
	I have $8,750.
	You got a donation.
	Yeah, do you want to reveal the progress?
	$755.
	Bam.
	That's great.
	Disable notifications.
	Anyway.
	So what are the right ones?
	Tactical Walls?
	Yep.
	Fucking moron.
	Tactical Walls, Tactical Tim, vet-owned business.
	I feel bad that we're not doing this in front of the paywall.
	He's done our Tactical Walls here.
	Fantastic way to display your guns.
	Go to tacticalwalls.com, correct?
	That's correct.
	And you can see that even if you live in a state where you can have awesome guns on the wall, you can still display cool shit like sports stuff.
	I've got a sports one for my kid with all his baseball bats, his baseball helmet.
	We have one here in the office.
	I got my motorcycle helmets, my motorcycle jacket, my jackets and gloves and shit like that.
	Stupid masks.
	Ryan has one of the worst ones you could ever imagine where it's just random bric-a-brac.
	We're actually probably not helping tactical walls.
	Look at the way Ryan decorates shit.
	He's got a huge space behind him with one tiny framed picture.
	Then it says on air, but that's on the ground for some reason.
	And then he's got random mugs on a shelf.
	Just fucking, everything you do is terrible.
	Like your hairdo that you have that you made yourself, that's what that looks like.
	It looks like a Ryan hairdo.
	So don't be discouraged when you see Ryan's shitty tactical walls display because judging by Ryan's hair, he has no idea what he's doing.
	I can understand that pre-hearing my new song, but you know.
	Let's hear your new song.
	Let me guess.
	It slaps?
	How'd you know that?
	It does.
	Because it's opposite day.
	No, no, no.
	This is regular day.
	Okay.
	So let's start it from the beginning.
	We belong to the city.
	Stop, stop.
	This is a engineering convention, and they're launching the new XLR spray hose.
	And it's coming out in CGI, and there's all this data, like six times the power of the X14 spray hose.
	Retractable arm.
	Cleaning lever.
	You just take that out, you clean it, you put that back.
	You don't need to dismantle the whole shaft anymore on this spray cleaner.
	Cleans with over 1,400 gallons per square ounce.
	Clean cement trucks.
	The guy pulls up a garden hose.
	I'm talking about an industrial water sprayer and he brings up the fucking flexi hose.
	Everything you do is retarded.
	I bet your shit is retarded.
	I bet when you take a shit, it's like upside down.
	My shit is bananas.
	I bet it's orange.
	Like B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
	Okay, Gwen.
	I look like her background dancers.
	You're sub Glenn Fry.
	That was Glenn Stefani.
	I know, but when I first heard this song, I thought it sounded like Glenn Fry.
	The Flexi hose?
	That's not my joke, Brian.
	My joke was like an industrial super sprayer that's like $120,000 that you use to like clean out a cement truck.
	Not the Flexi hose.
	Are you such a pussy, a fucking castrated dork, that when you think of industrial sprayers, you're like, wow, what would be really intense?
	Like a flexi hose.
	Yeah.
	There's nothing more intense than that.
	Retracts.
	Nope.
	I want something that cleans a plane.
	Again, domestic.
	I bet when I fire you, you're going to become a stay-at-home dad.
	Super strong.
	I don't see you doing anything else.
	What could you possibly be qualified to do?
	This is all you can do and you suck.
	Maybe you could do soundtracks for Eng Gadgets.
	Finally, he gets the joke.
	This is exactly what your music is.
	Brian, we've found your market.
	Cleaning and de-icing plains.
	Yeah.
	You should do the soundtracks for cutting edge state-of-the-art industrial cleaning equipment.
	I'm pretty excited about that.
	Yeah, you should be.
	And guess what?
	Within this genre, your music does slap.
	What song is that?
	We founded a home.
	This jigsaw puzzle piece fits.
	The new RaymondTron 40,000 Airbus Cleaner.
	The 3,000 3PI.
	Airbus Aircraft Exterior Cleaning.
	Fuel savings.
	Look at the fuel savings you save on this.
	If you invest in this and you have three of these in your fleet, you can get 40 aircrafts cleaned in a week.
	That's unprecedented numbers.
	Everybody's going, whoa, whoa.
	Do they really get so dirty?
	Don't they get rained on what?
	The Nordic Dino 436.
	In fact, dude, Nordic Dino 4380.
	You've got to name this song Nordic Dino 4380.
	I didn't know planes need so much cleaning.
	You're right.
	You're kind of...
	I hate to admit it, but you're right.
	Like, this isn't...
	Like, I don't think you could use this for like a cool water slide advertisement for like a theme park.
	No.
	It's not as good.
	It's not meant to be heard.
	It's background music.
	That's how shitty it is.
	It's better than nothing.
	It has a music.
	That should be your motto.
	Ryan Rivera music, better than nothing.
	It's Nope Yop.
	If you want music that's not distracting, but not quite nothing, check out Nope Yup.
	I resent that.
	The good news is you're too stupid to hurt, so we can keep making fun of you.
	It's like laughing at a dog.
	The dog's just like, do they like me or not?
	So yeah, Tactical Walls.
	We're going to put that in the...
	Yeah, that's the ad.
	That's great.
	Thank you, Tactical Walls.
	Promo code Gavin.
	Is it Gavin15 or Gavin 15?
	Yeah.
	Okay, drug war.
	Hey, Fags.
	Okay, Maddie's here.
	Is he not calling Maddie a fag?
	That's fighting words.
	You're dead, sir.
	You're a dead man.
	We have your address.
	You sent your address accidentally.
	That's all right.
	Hey, Fags, don't you think if we made drugs legal, the criminals would just do other criminal shit?
	Like, did you hear about the Mexican cartels getting into the avocado business by taking over avocado farms?
	Oh.
	Let me tell you something.
	I have some insight on that.
	Oh.
	Because years ago, I was produce manager for Restaurant Depot.
	Uh-huh.
	And so stop.
	Restaurant Depot is a large restaurant supplier up in Westchester.
	Well, there's 124 stores all over the country.
	So they'll sell like 900 watermelons?
	Well, it's not open to the public.
	Right, right, right.
	It's where restaurants buy their values.
	Literally, we would get cases of avocados that would, you know, $25 a case.
	And then all of a sudden they would skyrocket to like $72 a case.
	And everyone would complain.
	And they're like, what the fuck is going on?
	And we would get notification from our buyers from saying, listen, it's all the Mexican cartels.
	They would go to the fucking farms and they would say, you have to charge X amount of dollars per case or else we're going to burn all your trucks down.
	We'll burn your farms down and we'll destroy your crops.
	Yeah, that is a true fucking story.
	So that, because I remember everyone was talking about the avocado shortage.
	And if you go to...
	Sure, it was just, they didn't.
	If you go to Chipotle, they say guac is extra, right?
	Yeah.
	That goes back years.
	Like, they were literally paying like $72.
	I've seen it as high as $77 a case.
	So the avocado shortage was a fabricated thing by MS-13 and Mexican Coastal.
	No, the new, they didn't want to, like, in America, they didn't say, they said it was just a shortage.
	But we, you know, because we buy that chain that I used to work for bought millions and millions and millions of dollars with it.
	And either we couldn't get them or they were just so exorbitantly high, it was ridiculous.
	Okay, so I'm not saying my idea to legalize drugs is going to end crime.
	No.
	I just don't want to see people in jail for any drugs or any guns.
	Now, if someone is committing extortion and taking over farms, that's a pretty good crime.
	And also, don't buy avocados.
	That's foot and neck disease.
	That's the beauty of the free market.
	If avocados are $75 a case, I don't want any.
	They're not even that good.
	It's just like soap.
	It's green soap.
	When was the last time you craved an avocado?
	I eat them kind of often.
	Me too.
	You can crave a burrito that has an avocado in it.
	But when was the last time you were alone and you're like, God, I could go for some avocado in my mouth right now.
	Yeah, but you can't have guac without avocado.
	Yeah, I mean, not that I just want to eat one, but I would cut one open, pull the pit out, put a little salt and a little olive oil on it, and just eat it right out of the skin.
	That does sound pretty good, actually.
	It's got to be ripe.
	Can't have an unripe avocado.
	Because we are live.
	Oh, Barack Obama, welcome.
	Barack Okado.
	I like your little jazz beard.
	Yet again.
	It's a soul patch, but it's just really low.
	Do you know that Joe Biden still calls you Barack Toboggan?
	He doesn't know your last name.
	I don't talk about Joe.
	I remember you guys wincing and cringing when he was the silly old vice president back in 2009.
	And now he has your job.
	You know, it was a terrible experience.
	You know how he likes to sniff kids?
	Yep.
	Well, he's around my wife, my two daughters.
	And I kind of asked him, I said, why aren't you smelling my kids, Joe?
	Are you a racist?
	And he says, oh, no, I could smell them from here.
	He's 20 feet away.
	Did you just make up that joke?
	Yep.
	Wow.
	Maybe you're not so dumb after all.
	Barack to Joker.
	Oh, and then you're back to zero.
	Because it's a live show, people who send letters hear their letters and then add updates.
	So this guy is telling us that Maddie is not a fan of.
	Oh, okay.
	And he says, I'm in the restaurant industry as well, and I feel like it's only us that know about that cartel avocado show.
	Oh, yeah.
	And this is going back, I was like 2015, 16, 17.
	That's been going on since then.
	There seems to be a lot of ex-cons at Restaurant Depot.
	Oh, yeah.
	Why is it?
	Well, they will hire anybody.
	They'll hire anybody.
	Well, it's an attrition game with who they hire.
	You know, I mean, it's all union, and then you have corporate employees.
	Like, I started off as a union employee, and the union was a joke.
	It's nothing like other New York City.
	It's UFCW, United Food Commercial Workers, like 2013 or 2018.
	And how hard is it to get in?
	Oh, no.
	You get hired.
	You go through your interview process.
	You get hired.
	And then after, I think, 90 days, you get put into the union.
	You get a raise.
	And then you get your benefits.
	And it's good for people that need to start over.
	I thought you were going to have some great story about how the owner was...
	Because I remember you told him the owner's from South Africa, Swaziland.
	He's like a, they call him like the hobo billionaire because he just wears like dirty jeans.
	Yeah, his name is Nathan Kirsch.
	He was at one point like the 25th richest man in the world.
	They call him the quiet billionaire.
	Oh, the quiet billionaire.
	The quiet billionaire.
	Oh, oh, yep.
	But it's not like he cares about cons and wants them to have a bright future.
	He's just like, I'll take whatever you got.
	Right.
	So if they burn through, if they hire 100 people and they keep retain two or three, then they just hire 97 more.
	Hey.
	You're cool.
	Listen, they hire from, it's not a bad company.
	They hire from within.
	Like, if you have half a brain or a quarter of a brain and show some initiative, it's very easy to advance within the company.
	Cool.
	Live stream the marathon on Rumble.
	I need a platform I can share the show.
	Bad business decision not to.
	You'll notice this tone with the baby monsters.
	The younger they are, the more they know about business.
	As we rake in millions of dollars a year in a completely canceled culture where I'm barely allowed to walk down the street, I've managed to make a successful venture, and you're telling me how to do business?
	Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
	But also, maybe we should do that.
	Good idea.
	I'm not adverse to that idea.
	I just don't like your fucking attitude.
	I'm quite aggressive.
	So can you look into that, Ryan?
	Every successful business has a hipster, a hacker, and a hustler.
	Ryan's, I guess I'm the hipster.
	Ryan's supposed to be the hacker, but he's not really.
	And then the hustler, we got a guy.
	But part of your job, you're supposed to be part hacker, part hipster, Ryan.
	And by hipster, I say to you, what's going on with the kids today?
	Is there a rumble, a brumble?
	Get me on the Brumble machine.
	My whole thing was, listen, man, if you want to get people on the website, stream it live on the site, you know?
	So otherwise, if you go to, let's say, for instance, you put it on Rumble, right?
	You have a link there.
	People just sit there, watch it for free.
	They won't even visit the site.
	To get traffic onto the site, get people scrolling around, seeing the thumbnails, then they're going to want to sign up.
	Oh, yeah.
	And what am I talking about?
	I've been drinking too much.
	You can share it on this platform, you fucking targe.
	You can totally share it.
	I'm going to make it free on sensor.tv.
	What we could do.
	Although you can't share links with sensor.tv in the name.
	Well, listen, man.
	We could do a fake fake URL and then even embed it.
	You know, Luke Radowski, he can do all that stuff.
	He's a really smart guy.
	And we could check it out.
	Hey, Luke Radowski, Tim?
	Listen, man.
	All these hangers on you have hanging out at your weird house.
	I don't think any of them make any money.
	He's got a mobile home now.
	Yeah, he does.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's right.
	Yep.
	He's good at spending money on himself and his little fucking indoor skate parks, but does any of these cult members get any dough?
	Well, you know what he does?
	He collects the chicken eggs.
	So we have chicken coop outside, and we're just hanging around, eating some Doritos, eating some pizza.
	And he'll go out there and check out the chickens and stuff.
	What's up, Shart, Tard, and Crapheart?
	So I guess I'm Shart, you're Tard, and Maddie's Crap Heart.
	That's pretty good.
	I think people are scared of you, Maddie, because you never get insulted in any of these.
	Actually, it's pretty funny.
	Thanksgiving Day, I'm venturing out to make my rounds to see family and friends.
	And I'm at the local speedway pumping gas.
	So I go inside to get, somebody asked me to bring a gallon of milk or a quarter of milk or whatever, half a gallon of milk.
	And I go in the store and I'm in there and I come out.
	They didn't have it.
	I come out.
	I'm pumping gas.
	And I noticed this couple that was coming out of their car in the store with me and I'm out.
	So I'm pumping the gas.
	I'm leaning up against my truck.
	So they pull up and they stop.
	The wife rolls the window and she goes, are you Maddie?
	And I go, yeah, as a matter of fact, I am.
	They're like, we love you.
	That's awesome.
	Great, thanks.
	And they just went about their way.
	Lady, if you're watching, you fucked up.
	You should have peeled out.
	Yeah.
	Oh, you know, we love you.
	I was like my, and another one the other night.
	I was at our local.
	And some guy sitting at the end of the bar.
	He's standing there.
	He's like, and he kind of like motions to me.
	So I'm like, I go over there.
	I see Jimmy talk to him.
	I see my cousin.
	He didn't do this, did he?
	No, that's the worst thing in the world.
	I see my cousin talk.
	So I walk over and he's like, are you Maddie?
	I go, yeah.
	He goes, from G-O-M-L Live?
	I go, yeah.
	He goes, holy shit.
	He goes, I've been asking Jimmy if he knew you and you coming here and this and that.
	So I was Like, yeah, all right, cool.
	You should make 8x10s and start having them signed.
	Two baby monster encounters.
	That's amazing.
	Over the holiday weekend.
	Wow.
	Cheers, everybody.
	Japancakes.
	What up, shart, tard, and crap art?
	Here's a picture of Tard's precious little angel and as a couple of pancakes because babies.
	I hope Gary's not dead.
	This is my buddy Chris.
	Hot shit.
	It's a very cute picture of little delicious cakes made of my daughter's face.
	Yeah, I think Gary might be gone, dude.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	I talked to somebody that used to run into him all the time or see him.
	And he's like, yep, haven't in a while.
	Well, there's a strong possibility the winter's coming.
	He may have gotten himself in trouble just to go to jail for the winter.
	I hope so, man.
	Who cares?
	That dream that I had of him as Nosferatu, basically, a melting man.
	I'm texting guys I know who are in his old neighborhood that I'm on a chat with.
	And let's see if they respond to us.
	Is Gary dead?
	Nobody's seen him around in weeks.
	Yes.
	We're worried and we miss him.
	But I mean, he wears one pant leg and a shirt unbuttoned to the bottom button.
	That's not really the right weather for his outfits.
	Well, it's not uncommon for guys in his situation to do something petty and get like 90 days in the local jail.
	So they sit there for the winter.
	30, 60, 90.
	Yeah.
	Just punch a cop on the nose.
	Oh, no.
	They do stupid stuff like shoplift and they stay there just to get cold.
	It's not uncommon in the county jails.
	Hey, boys, not sure if you're familiar with the Hot Shots movies one and two by The Abrahams Brothers with Charlie Sheen, but Admiral Benson and our pet Biden are pretty much the exact same person.
	I love these movies, but I never expect them to become our reality as far as leaders of the free world.
	That's what I keep screaming.
	I like Joe Biden as a doddering old fool who's like my friend's dad.
	He's endearing.
	I think he's a funny little silly old man.
	I'd love him to be at my local.
	I'd be like, what's up, Joey?
	Dude, if Joe Biden wasn't Joe Biden and he was at our local, he'd be one of my favorite guys.
	I'm like, there's the Joe man.
	Hey, Joey.
	Joe.
	Oh, look at that.
	We got, as Wolfer Brimley.
	No, no, no.
	It's Gavin.
	We met a few times.
	Okay, Kevin, how's it going, Garbin?
	And I go, fine, buddy.
	Fine.
	This guy.
	Next fireball, by the way, is on me for that guy.
	Who?
	What?
	What guy?
	Me?
	Yeah.
	Who are you?
	I just told you.
	Jesus.
	Don't worry.
	I'm not going to read it.
	I'll just sign it.
	I'll just sign it.
	Oh, yeah.
	Unfortunately, everybody, there's no giveaway because those were old reads.
	Fuck.
	Yeah, there's no giveaway.
	I'm sorry.
	Oh.
	Anybody who is looking forward to that.
	Right.
	Wow, he really fucked up, didn't he?
	What kind of tard has last year's reads anywhere?
	Yeah, well, you know.
	You know?
	He had them banked.
	My wife just sent me this.
	Archive.
	That's the most cutest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
	Japancakes.
	What up, shark, tard, and crap.
	Oh, here she was listening.
	I can almost see what she's going to look like when she gets older there for a split second.
	She's going to be a little blonde.
	You know who she might look like?
	Who?
	Design Dane.
	She does these paintings on her face.
	Design Dane.
	D-A-N-E?
	No, of course.
	Everything you do is wrong.
	D-A-I-N.
	Design Dane.
	Her name is Dane Yoon.
	She's Korean, a very talented artist.
	Yeah, a little bit.
	I could possibly say that.
	Her nose is wild and fake.
	So she got some nose job done.
	Wait, you think Dane did?
	Yeah.
	No.
	Look at that nose.
	Although Koreans are obsessed with face-to-face surgery, right?
	Huh.
	Yeah, my brother lived there for a while.
	He goes, nobody doesn't have plastic surgery.
	Yeah.
	Like, it's just a thing you do.
	I don't have plastic surgery.
	I just make more than the bars.
	I'm just a little lighter.
	I just change my eyelids.
	They think that they didn't, too.
	They're like, no, no, I just got this, this, and this.
	Yeah, I got a nose job.
	I'm not a fag.
	That's what Michael Jackson said.
	All the nose jobs.
	We go out, we got drunk, we got tattoos, we got nose jobs.
	When?
	Oh, Rhino Plasty.
	We're tough guys.
	That's what you do.
	You get drunk and you go and get your fucking epicanthic folds tucked in.
	Yeah, look up Admiral Benson, Ryan.
	I'm still looking at this brother.
	No, I think her.
	A little different.
	Admiral Benson.
	She's got a real plate face designed in.
	I don't think your daughter's going to have that level of plate face.
	No, she'll have a pancake face, as we just saw.
	Admiral Benson, here we go.
	Admiral.
	Good to see you again, sir.
	Been too long.
	Yes, yes.
	How are you, sir?
	What?
	Why?
	God damn it, Bill.
	I'm pushing my shots.
	No, no, sir.
	This is coming.
	He's a comparative top gun.
	Yes.
	Officer.
	This is your command.
	Sleepy Weasel has been on the drawing board for 10 months.
	The president handpicked you.
	Hey, damn ready, dude.
	No stopping us now, Ted.
	Why don't I show you your officers and I can bring them up to date?
	You've always been a fine soldier, Scott.
	Just lead the way.
	Touchy?
	We've got to get a pee.
	Had the better part of my bladder blown off from Guadalcanal.
	Watch your step, sir.
	There's a lot of excuse.
	Watch your step, sir.
	Remember him falling up the stairs?
	Planes falling, he said sleepy to him.
	To him?
	To him?
	They can send up an aircac umbrella high enough to make any attack ineffective.
	I don't have a clue what you're talking about, Phil.
	Not a fucking clue.
	I have a shell the size of a fist in my head.
	Poked uphill.
	The only way I can get this goddamn tube to stay on is by magnetizing the entire upper left quadrant of my skull.
	So you just go ahead and do what you do.
	You have any soup?
	Of course, sir.
	I'll have the mess bring something right up.
	I love soup.
	I love it.
	I love soup.
	I love ice cream.
	Ice cream soup.
	Chocolate, chocolate soup, man.
	Mid socket sip.
	Ice cream melts, you got a whole new soup.
	Scott Adams says proud boys aren't racist.
	How has that become a controversial thing to say?
	2928.
	I had to do that night.
	I had to do some driving, which I couldn't do.
	I had him on the show once.
	We just talked about comics the whole time.
	Okay.
	Got a TV recommendation there.
	Sorry about that.
	And so anyway, I was doing some speaking during that time, and I wound it down because it was just too dangerous to speak in public during the Trump administration, because I just didn't feel safe.
	And I was contacted by a member of the Proud Boys.
	And this member of the Proud Boys, who sounded like he could reasonably speak for other Proud Boys, at least locally, said that they would be happy to provide security for me.
	You know, I don't know.
	They didn't say anything about charging me, but they said they could provide security for me if I wanted to go to Berkeley and give a speech.
	Now I said to myself, well, that would be one way to make things worse.
	So because I'm not 17, I said to myself, thank you.
	And I actually appreciated the offer.
	And I respectfully declined his respectful offer.
	But that's because I'm my age, right?
	If I were 17, do you think I would have known enough to, you know, smell trouble?
	No.
	No.
	I would have probably gone, just like Kuyle did.
	So, you know, it takes a long time before you can see around corners.
	But I could kind of see around the corner on that one.
	I was like, yeah, I don't have a personal problem with it, but this just looks like it's going to attract trouble.
	And sure enough, it would, I'm sure.
	Yeah, and Coulter used them.
	And by the way, I think that they would do a good job.
	And I would also like to say that as far as I know, as far as I know, either most of the proud boys, or all of them, maybe, are not racist.
	As far as I know.
	Now, if somebody else has different information.
	See, that's why it's a great trap, and that's why it worked, killing Trump in the presidential debates, because you say, do you disavow this group?
	If you disavow them, you look like an asshole to all the patriots that know who they are.
	And if you don't disavow them, all it takes is one guy, Proud Boy, who's Zeke Heiling.
	And now you defended a Zeke Heiler.
	It's actually a great attack.
	$1,000.
	Oh, that's cool.
	10%.
	That's great.
	Thank you, Nathan.
	Thank you, Sam.
	Thank you, Joshua.
	Thank you, Tyler.
	Thank you, MJ.
	Thank you, Anonymous Donor.
	Thank you, Eddie.
	Thank you, Baby Monster.
	Number 333.
	I like that one.
	Elliot Page.
	Oh, gosh.
	You guys mentioned she was 5'1, but I didn't realize it was this bad.
	This picture cannot be real.
	Let's see.
	It's not easy to Photoshop.
	Let's see here.
	I like to think I'm pretty good.
	No, I see some smudging off.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Look at her sleeves.
	Yeah, look at his.
	Her t-shirt sleeve towards the bottom is blurry.
	Look at her, obviously her left.
	Right here.
	No, no, her t-shirt.
	Oh, that's a major fuck-up.
	Right here is a major fuck up.
	Yeah.
	Nice.
	Thanks for wasting our time, dude.
	Right here?
	Like, how is that funny?
	Hey, look how short she is.
	I photoshopped her short.
	Yeah.
	Her normal is hilarious.
	You don't have to hit her.
	I've been thinking about this a lot these days.
	Why does fiction exist?
	Like, there's so many fucking insane stories.
	Like, The Weather Underground, that shitty Robert Redford movie sucks.
	Show the real movie.
	They wanted to kill millions of people.
	That's fascinating.
	Show the real Weather Underground.
	I just started reading Erning Hemingway, The Old Man in the Sea.
	Is that worth...
	That's a classic fiction that you should.
	That's like a...
	Like you should get into, right?
	Let him go, Maddie.
	What?
	Ernest Hemingway, The Old Man in the Sea.
	But you said Erning Hemingway.
	I spazzed out.
	But now I'm back.
	Ernest Hemingway.
	Erning Hemingway.
	That sounds like a movie about him.
	This is like an animal house when John Belushi goes, when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, did we give up?
	And then the other two guys, he's like, the Germans?
	He goes, let him go.
	Oh, okay.
	He's on a roll.
	He's on a roll.
	Can't be stopped.
	So, yeah, of course, there's a million other letters, but lots of good ones, too.
	I feel like I could do a whole other hour on that.
	KEXP is endorsed Black Hammer.
	Do you know KXP is a really, really, it was a really good radio station out of Seattle.
	I'd listen to it every morning.
	They had this thing, John in the Morning.
	They replaced him with the black dude to show support with Black Lives Matter.
	And then John in the Morning now starts at 10 where you've already started your day.
	And the black dude, of course, is a Seattle black dude.
	Like Jimi Hendrix.
	They're not really black dudes.
	So he talks black.
	Yo, that was another rap.
	We had De La Sol.
	He plays all this old rap.
	Yo, that was scientific, refutical, indivisible.
	And you're like, this is like, would a rap station, would Kiss FM have their morning be all country after the Waukesha parade to show solidarity with the victims?
	Like, why are you changing your brand to appease someone?
	The fucking pandering.
	Anyway, they went woke and now they're going broke.
	And Black Hammer, of course, is...
	Uhuru!
	That's Gazzi Kodzo, who I think is a performance artist.
	Everything he does is a joke.
	He's pro-Rittenhouse now.
	He's a nut.
	He's Charlie Kaufman.
	He's just, I like him.
	I think he's a funny, silly guy.
	And he actually ends up doing a great parody of the pandering.
	Like when he goes up to, the reason Proud Boys say Uru is because he got all these white people together and had them talk about reparations and have them say things like, yo, you better get that money to these guys or we're going to take it ourselves.
	White dude saying that.
	Have you seen that video, Nanny?
	Oh, my God.
	Let's play this blast from the past.
	I have not.
	This is why we love Uhuru.
	I mean, I know the guy you're talking about.
	Gazzi Kadzo.
	Akwanda, y'all, he says to everyone.
	So assuming he's a performance artist, and I don't really care if he's doing this on purpose or not, because I get the same laughs either way.
	Oh, I love that guy.
	He's great.
	That's Prince.
	There he is.
	Why that?
	Because I have benefited from the wealth that was stolen from you.
	As have all my ancestors, the ones who owned slaves and the ones who did not.
	The white Jews in Hungary.
	You better tell them the white Jews.
	Say that again.
	The white Jews in Hungary.
	The fake Jews.
	Yes, fake white Jews.
	Fake white Jews.
	She's Jewish, by the way.
	Absolutely.
	So you unite with reparations.
	This is Chicago.
	They're not in Chicago, I don't think.
	But this is what I hated about Chicago.
	It had that vibe.
	What's up?
	Yohuru.
	Uhuru.
	He's Uhuru.
	Uhuru?
	Yohuru.
	Where you from?
	Seattle.
	He raised around all nothing but African people, y'all.
	So he don't know nothing about being white.
	He don't like white people.
	Ain't that right?
	All white people are reparations, though.
	Absolutely.
	Oh, what for white people?
	That's true.
	And what's your name is?
	Prince.
	What's your name is?
	Prince.
	Uhuru.
	Now, why are you owe for reparations?
	Because as a white person, I sit on the pedestal of colonialism and slavery that builds not only the wealth of this country, but the whole European people.
	Too many white people named Prince.
	Therefore, all white people owe reparations.
	Well, he grew up in a black nibble.
	Uhuru, you better tell it.
	Yeah, we coming to get it.
	Uhuru.
	We come to get it?
	Why don't you just take out your own wallet, dumbass?
	Jesse.
	Jesse, Jesse.
	Yes, yo.
	I'm from Seattle.
	When do I want it?
	Now.
	When do I want it?
	Now.
	And you gonna get it for me?
	Yes, indeed.
	All right.
	Well indeed.
	Because every opportunity and amenity I have profited directly from he's not even doing modern black.
	He's doing like MLK fucking 60s Berkeley freedom marches.
	Every opportunity I have has been an abomination stolen from the black man from the man on the hill.
	The man in the hood, the white man.
	You owe money.
	Maddie O'Dell is wearing a white money shirt.
	10 years ago, 20 years ago, he'd have a white hood.
	His white hood is on the inside.
	It's time to gather reparations.
	Every amenity I have.
	Wait, go back.
	I need to hear Jesse again.
	He's losing my voice.
	I love him.
	If you want to hear, we're going to come take it.
	Come to take it.
	And I've seen Prince take it, all right?
	We buy a picture of it.
	Wait, wait, go back to Jesse's speech.
	I don't watch it.
	What?
	Not in a gay way.
	I've seen Jesse take it.
	He's like, I'd like to clarify.
	Everything in this country is soaked, saturated with the blood of slavery, genocide.
	Even the times that I've had to scrape for dollars in my life, they still bared the face of the slave master, genocidal maniac.
	And I know full well that even the homeless white man on the street corner is going to get more head nods and ham sandwiches than the black man across the street.
	So every white person, no matter how little you got or think you got, you owe money.
	I owe money.
	And like my brother Prince said, like my comrade Prince, we're going to get it.
	See, this is the Weather Underground.
	This is the Weather Underground's rhetoric, making it till 20, well, this was probably 2019.
	That was my point of the show, is it's still fucking going.
	This bullshit self-cookery, this ethnomasochism.
	But how do you get a skinny 120-pound retard?
	Which Jesse or Kazzi?
	Yeah, to get any of those.
	Like, if that dude approached me on the street, I'd be like, dude, get the fuck up.
	That's what I'm saying.
	I think we've been brainwashed by being in New York so long with you forever.
	But like, if Gazzi Kadzo came, I don't know, maybe I was a retard when I was 17.
	I don't, I would hope not.
	But like, anyone I know, any adult, if he came up with it and said, what do you think about reparations?
	I just go, I think it's a joke.
	Bye.
	But the idea that I'd look into his phone and be like, yo, you better pay him back.
	Everything I own comes from cotton picking.
	Whatever.
	Had a whole loaded automatic weapon.
	And these white leftists jumped him, harassed him, and then he defended himself.
	Doop, do, doop, just like the song says.
	Don't be cloud chasing.
	Doot, do, doop.
	That's what happened.
	Doot doo doop.
	Don't be cloud chasing.
	Kyle got that aim, you feel me?
	And like, so he took out three of them.
	And they were armed as well.
	So it wasn't even like he took out like unarmed people.
	They was armed and attacking him.
	They was attacking him.
	Kyle showed you who's tough.
	And that's why you mad.
	That's why you mad.
	You should have listened to Black Hammer.
	But now this is under.
	Worms is eating you and your communist manifesto.
	So.
	Wait a minute.
	He's kind of reminding me of Milo in the sense that I don't want to say the word grifter, but he seems to be like anyone's dog for a bone and changing his political.
	Yeah, he just totally went.
	Now he's anti-communist.
	Black Hammer was a communist thing, wasn't it?
	And the serfs, the serfs is his Twitter handle.
	That's white slaves.
	That's the original slaves.
	So I don't know if that's his Twitter handle, to be fair.
	Oh, let me go back.
	It could be an aggregate.
	An aggregate, huh?
	Two plugs.
	Oh, okay.
	So he's not a serf.
	I wonder if he surfs, though.
	I'm sorry.
	I need to go back to the original video, though, and hear Jesse's thing.
	I talked over it.
	I don't want to hear about how everything went on come from.
	You're in fucking Seattle.
	Blacks shouldn't talk like that in Seattle.
	You know how blacks talk in Seattle?
	Have you ever been experienced, not necessarily stone, but beautiful?
	Hey, man.
	I'm a black dude from Seattle.
	I sound like a hippie because it's 1970, but if it was 2021, I'd probably just sound a little more like this.
	And my name would be James Hendricks.
	Hi, I'm James Hendricks.
	I'm not a guitar guy.
	I'm not a hippie.
	But my dad was a hippie, so he had more of a groovy vibe, man.
	Reparations, and we're coming to get.
	What's your name?
	Jesse.
	Jesse.
	You owe me reparations.
	Correct.
	And I want it.
	Correct.
	When do I want it?
	Now.
	When do I want it?
	Now.
	And you gonna get it for me?
	Yes, indeed.
	All right.
	Why your reparations?
	Yes, indeed, is the reality.
	Every opportunity and amenity I have every opportunity and a moonity and a boonity, dude.
	Dude, I think you might want to make Jesse a fucking guy.
	Oh, if his face?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, I'm not at the expense of my black and brown brothers and sisters around the world.
	Everything in this country is soaked, saturated with the blood of slavery, genocide.
	Even the times that I've had to scrape for dollars in my life that still bared the face of the slave masters.
	I knew a guy like that.
	I was in a band with a guy like that, Aiden Gert.
	He was so fucking black.
	And I'm like, we're in Ottawa, Canada, dude.
	What's with all this like, yo, you know what I'm saying?
	Because we're making our own society.
	If you give us a chance.
	Oh, I shouldn't say that.
	Oh, I thought that drop-up, man.
	I'm still living and breathing just like you.
	We just look a little different.
	That's why we just have different ways to explore.
	Which should be the free point of view anyway, you know.
	Your lyrics seem to have quite a bit of sophistication for what people in America can get from the high school dropouts to your mind.
	We're for anybody that's gonna get themselves together.
	You know, we're not putting a whole lot of people sitting around in the big drug bins, sitting around completely.
	Trying to get this stuff together some kind of way, you know, regardless of it's a dropout of society or whatever it might be, or if it's the people in society, but to get anybody's mind together because communicate.
	See, liberals have been talking total and utter horseshit for decades.
	As Christopher Hitchens said, those words don't make any sense in any order.
	Bob Dylan have a great deal of influence on you.
	Oh, I love Bob Dylan.
	Immensely more so, though.
	Immensely more so.
	Did he sort of turn your mind on and get you started thinking?
	Amen.
	Yeah.
	Him and his girl named Linda Keith turned my mind on.
	We're up to over a thousand bucks now.
	Again, it's give, send, go slash Christmas for Liberty.
	100%.
	I'm not even in this.
	The money doesn't go to me, and then it goes to her.
	It goes right into Zenoa's bank account.
	All right, let's take some calls.
	Shit.
	We're late for Frigg's.
	I don't have my little mic thing on my mic thing, Ryan.
	Oh, welcome.
	Get it to you.
	You are on the air.
	We'll have a conversation.
	This is a fucking loser.
	You want me to learn, share, listen, understand why.
	Hey, why does everyone get two things?
	You have one thing.
	Thank you for calling.
	It was great hearing from you.
	Bye-bye.
	All right, next call.
	Oh, let's get crazy.
	Let's get nuts.
	Fucking bird.
	Oh, is that Jimi Hendrix?
	No, that was Prince.
	The guy talking in the other video.
	What's your name?
	Prince.
	Yo, everyone's gonna...
	Yo, we need reparations, though.
	You best pay it right now.
	I'ma come for it.
	Why don't you just go to your parents' house?
	You're white.
	All right?
	That's basically what the Weather Underground was doing.
	They were coming for reparations to their dad's house.
	And you know what was crazy about their trial?
	Instead of them going, fuck, we really screwed up here, we're going to jail for 75 years for murdering.
	They were like, fuck you, you bitch.
	They didn't show up in court.
	In court, they were like, fuck America.
	For their sentencing, they didn't even come up from the jail cell.
	They refused to go.
	And then they go, okay, I guess I appreciate your consistency.
	You're not a hypocrite, I guess.
	But you know, you're looking at 75 years, right?
	And they go, bullshit.
	There won't be a fucking state.
	This country won't exist in five years.
	And then I'll be free.
	40 years later, Andrew Como takes the key out.
	He's got a white beard down to the ground.
	Oh, Mario Cuomo?
	They regularly escaped.
	Did I say Mario?
	No, was it Andrew or Mario?
	It was Andrew.
	It happened the last two years, right?
	Oh, snap.
	You're listening to the show?
	But the bridge, is that an Andrew Cuomo bridge or the Mario?
	That's the Mario Cuomo.
	That's my father.
	Oh, fuck.
	I fucked up.
	That's the Mario Cuomo Bridge.
	It used to be the Tap and Z, right?
	Yep.
	It's kind of the Andrew Cuomo Bridge, though.
	Because he's the one who named it after his dad.
	Sons get everything from their fathers once they pass away, so technically.
	No, but it's the Andrew Cuomo Bridge in many ways.
	It's his little pet project.
	Ooh, maybe in the future, if you're sentence, like if you identify as a dog, they'll give you like seven years, dog years, and it'll be over quick.
	What's with your little tick where you always adjust the mic and re-screw the side things every time you talk?
	Because, you know, when I'm talking off-camera like this, it covers my face.
	That's fine, man.
	But if I'm now on the camera.
	What's with the knobs adjusting there.
	It's a tick.
	Maybe it is.
	Yeah, I guess I'd say it's just fine.
	If I move it, then I gotta.
	You're out of focus.
	You're a retard.
	Let's take a call for a change.
	Well, all right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Fucking Evans on the line, supposedly.
	What's up, Evs?
	I should have just read Maddie Letters, fuck.
	Fucking Maddie letters, fuck.
	Because people ask you all these questions, and then it's a week later, and it gets buried.
	Or as we say in Canada, buried.
	Buried.
	You know what I'm saying, eh?
	All right.
	All right.
	Let's try this guy.
	No, Evan.
	I'll keep him on hold.
	There we go.
	Yeah, it does work.
	Hello.
	Hey, Gavin.
	Uhuru.
	Uhuru.
	Uhuru.
	Hey.
	Hey, so listen to some old episodes of you on the blaze and whatnot, and even on Red Eye, you had a couple episodes of Nick Mullen.
	What do you think about Nick Mullen?
	You got his vibe?
	Yeah, seems like a good guy.
	He seems kind of like kind of wary of me.
	Like, we could probably get along, but he's like, I don't know if I like you or very trepidatious.
	I got the same vibe from Scott Greer.
	And then after I did the show with Scott in DC there, I go, I felt bad that we didn't get along because we have everything in common.
	I really like the guy.
	And I was like, hey, Scott, how are we doing?
	He's like, fine.
	We're pissing together.
	And I go, you want to do a little toots magoots?
	And he goes, yeah, okay.
	So I take out a bag of Coke.
	I feed him some bumps.
	I do it.
	And then I go back into my producer's office and she's bawling her eyes out.
	And she's like, what the fuck have you done, you idiot?
	I'm like, what's wrong?
	She goes, your mic was on.
	You're going to get fired.
	I don't want this show to end.
	And I was like, Ricky, Ricky, honey, honey, shh.
	I'm getting fired.
	It's going to happen.
	If it's not today, it'll be in a week, in a month, in a year.
	It's happening.
	And it happened many months later.
	But yeah, I like the guy.
	He's a cool guy.
	Thanks for calling.
	He's just...
	The thing is, he's autistic.
	And he admits that.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	And I watched that episode after listening to Cometown.
	I finally got into that show.
	And then I was like, let me watch that episode with Gavin.
	And he just walks into the room without checking to see if he should walk in or whatever.
	And you're like, so you just walk in?
	And then that was like a weird start.
	But then it was a great episode after that.
	He's a very funny dude, I'll give you a bad thing.
	Yeah, he's funny.
	I guess the answer is, I like him.
	He doesn't like me.
	He doesn't dislike you.
	Okay, we got motherfucking...
	Let's try Evan again.
	Maybe got a rough run of it.
	Evan.
	Come on, man.
	Never give anyone a second chance.
	Sorry, Ev.
	Evsky.
	Sacco.
	Or Dan.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	You there, Gavin?
	Yep, let's go.
	Hey, so I just had a question.
	Let's say you're really into a female artist and you find out a few weeks later that she's actually trans.
	Would that affect your SED fan of them at all?
	Absolutely not.
	I couldn't care less if it's good music.
	That's good.
	If the lyrics were annoying, that would get on my nerves.
	There's that band, The Desperacitos, and I like that song, 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, dee, dee, dee, but then I hear there are other songs and they're talking about capitalism and stuff and it gets tedious.
	Like same with the shizmob and sometimes the cop hating gets a little much.
	But now if it's good music, who cares?
	What kind of Nazi would demand that all musicians totally adhere to all of their political affiliations?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I was assuming that would be your point of view because you played an intro.
	So the song you used for an intro like two weeks ago is by an artist called Ethel Kane.
	It was actually a really good song.
	She kind of has a bit of a Lina Del Rey vibe, but she is actually trans.
	And what's her name?
	Apple Kane?
	Ethel Kane.
	You guys played a song called Crush by her?
	No way.
	She's trans?
	Yeah, she's trans, Ryan.
	What the fuck?
	She's hot.
	She is hot.
	She's got a good look.
	Would you fuck a tranny in prison?
	Wait, that doesn't make sense.
	She showed her ass and all that.
	Remember?
	Yeah, she's a full-on hot tranny who's making cool music.
	All right.
	Are you Ethel Kane?
	No.
	Anyway, she's really talented, and you should check her out.
	She's got a new single out that's available on Spotify and Soundwave.
	Okay, thanks for calling.
	The thing was, everybody told her that she would make it, you know, and I'm angry.
	She was angry about that.
	She was really self-conscious about her boobs.
	What do you think of them?
	I gotta admit, that one got me.
	I did not see that coming.
	It's a tricky tranny.
	Tricky tranny.
	They should have changed their band name to that.
	No, I hate that band.
	They suck.
	Yeah.
	Fucking gross.
	She's that fucking chick.
	I was gonna fuck her, but now she has a dick, so she can go fuck off.
	Yeah.
	Fucking bitch.
	That's not your mother.
	It's a man, baby.
	Hey, Maddie, could you think I can get a bunch of money?
	Absolutely.
	If that is a woman, it does look like she was beaten with an ugly stick.
	We have Mark on the line.
	Hey.
	Hey, Baggetts.
	I mean, not Baggets.
	Fellows.
	Hello.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Hey, can you hear me?
	Yep.
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	Maddie looking sexy as fuck.
	Hey, hey, yeah, so I was calling up because, I mean, I know my first mistake is like being on dating sites, but what I do and everything, it's kind of hard to get out there all the time.
	But I got, I guess I was like recorded or something for being, I had like kind of like a MAGA thing on my profile.
	And I was talking to this one girl specifically.
	And I mentioned that I listened to your show.
	And then like the next day, I'm getting, I try to log on and I get, I'm off.
	And then it was weird.
	And then the following hours, so I get this email saying that I'm suspended for potential racist, homophobic language or whatever.
	And it's crazy, hell.
	Like just because, you know, like even like a political affiliation or whatever, people just, without even any evidence or anything, just kind of kick you off these things.
	It's crazy, man.
	Yeah, I've always, well, I said the other week, you should just say MAGA on your dating thing and get it out of the way, but I guess not if you're getting kicked off.
	How old are you?
	35.
	And what city are you in?
	Philly, Philadelphia.
	So Philadelphia is not too woke, is it?
	No, it really is.
	I can't do shit.
	In the city, I have to go outside of it because a lot of places are like vaccine pass cards and all this shit.
	And it's like, you know, it's crazy because, you know, I can't go to any of the like trendy bars that I used to go to because like, you know, I haven't gotten, I'm not going to get vaccinated or anything like that.
	Personal choice.
	Get a fake card.
	Yeah, you know, I've tried to.
	But, you know, I'm in the process of possibly doing that.
	But yeah, it's like, it's just, it sucks.
	And it's crazy.
	Yeah, like all I did was I, because I heard, I was like, hey, that's a pretty good thing.
	Like you said, like, do MAGA.
	And I, and I did that because like, and yeah, I guess I got some hate work or something because, yeah, I got kicked off.
	And, you know, well, you got fired, you got in trouble.
	And now you're not getting laid.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	You're on your own.
	Is there another way to do that?
	Yeah, you got to go to the Dayton site.
	It's sponsored for a couple of days.
	A couple of weeks.
	What do you mean?
	ROM or Room.
	It was a conservative Dayton site.
	Oh, right.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That one barely has anyone on it, though.
	Doesn't it have like 200 people in it?
	It's a great site.
	They were a sponsor.
	They might be a sponsor in the future.
	And I think they do a great job.
	Okay.
	But maybe there's a gray area where instead of saying MAGA, you could just be like not a fan of big government or like disappointed in Biden.
	Christian?
	Bald Eagle?
	Christian?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's a good one.
	I believe in God.
	That'll at least get you into the zone.
	All right, next caller.
	This guy's talking about the black bald eagle.
	Ben Crump?
	Go here, sir.
	What you badass?
	Hey, it is Ben Crump.
	Hi, Ben.
	Hey, what's going on, man?
	Let's get Crumped.
	Hey, so I'm in the chat here.
	There's a lot of beef about Rittenhouse.
	And I know I was watching this show the other day, and you said you were having some guy on.
	You were going to interview some guy who helped raise money for him.
	Yeah, I'm getting John Pierce on the show live in the studio.
	So that you can press that guy.
	This is the big thing.
	I was talking to these lawyers.
	I'm from Chicago.
	I was talking to these lawyers, and they're saying that all these people that raised money for Kyle beforehand, you know, they were on his side.
	They were doing the right thing.
	Now the media is slamming them.
	You know, Kyle came out and did that Tucker interview saying, oh, you know, those guys were fucking me over and all this and blah, blah, blah.
	But then he got off.
	And this new team that's with him, they're truly handling him.
	And there's a lot of people, all the baby monsters fired up in the chat.
	And if you get this guy on, you got to press him about that and see what he thinks about, you know, the change in defense teams and stuff like that.
	I mean, they won the case for him.
	And we watched them do the trial.
	It sounded pretty good.
	But they are...
	Matty, you can't yawn on air.
	I have a lack of oxygen to the brain.
	Nobody yawn is.
	That is true.
	Well, that makes it sound severe.
	Oh, okay.
	I'm sorry.
	I didn't know you had a yawning deficiency.
	So they did a good job, but maybe they're scamming him.
	Like the $60 million lawsuit with Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg, the stupidest names in the world.
	That's all it is.
	They're his cash cow.
	They're going to make a lot more money than John Pierce ever made.
	So I'm obviously going to do it in an open-minded way and just be like, I like John.
	I talked to him a lot before.
	I think I even talked to him before Kyle Rittenhouse.
	But I've known him for a while.
	Great guy, interesting dude.
	Let's sit him down.
	And I'm not going to shy away from any of the allegations, but I'm going to be like, did you scam him?
	Did you raise money and steal it?
	Why did you keep him in jail?
	Is the other dude a psycho?
	Is he your friend?
	You know, like a normal fucking interview.
	This used to be pretty commonplace.
	They had David Duke on CNN, ESPN.
	Like, we used to talk to people.
	A lot of these people don't get out.
	They don't get in front of people.
	They don't get interviews anymore.
	So, you know, people don't hear from them.
	But, hey, you solved Ryan's problem for when you fired him, though.
	There's a lot of money in making that commercial music and shit.
	Ryan, you got a future.
	You can make music.
	You're not allowed to think.
	Thank you for calling.
	By the way, I didn't talk about my new pants.
	pantalones.
	Grease.
	They're called Grease Point.
	You know how my new thing is LARPing as a welder?
	So these are Japanese denim.
	Oh!
	They cost me a fucking like $350.
	But it's super thick denim.
	And when you buy them, you can't put them on because a 34-waist feels like a 29 waist.
	But you got to like stretch them out.
	And it takes like a week before they don't feel like you're wearing cardboard pants.
	But bring up Grease Point Workwear.
	Because now I'm addicted.
	Now I fucking love them.
	They still feel like cardboard.
	This is what pants felt like in the 20s.
	My new welder look is going great.
	My wife came into the bedroom this morning.
	She goes, I went through some old stuff here.
	I found your LARPing blue-collar car hoat jacket and then your LARPing East London gangster jacket, your Crombie coat.
	And I like snatched it.
	I was like, what do you think fashion is?
	It's all LARPing.
	Yeah.
	Exactly.
	And it's not LARPing.
	It's an homage.
	Paying tribute to the words.
	It's the tip of the hat.
	Like the old mobster look.
	Not all of those people were friends of Al Capone.
	Look at rap, the whole Uyghur look.
	Not that I want to be sided with those guys, but look at punks.
	They weren't all in a band.
	But yeah, those are the pants.
	I'm not seeing any good pictures of the pants.
	Yeah, those are the ones.
	Those are them, but just like...
	Yeah, that's a different fabric.
	There's fucking thick, and they feel like they're going to last for 100 years.
	Those are the ones I have on now.
	And they say, where would you like your knife pocket to be?
	Nice.
	You put your knife.
	I've got a little knife pocket.
	Like your leather man is in your knife pocket.
	I mean, sometimes, like when I put these on, I know this is gay.
	I got to buy you a proper knife.
	But I'm looking at myself in the mirror this morning.
	I'm like, why does this bitch not want to blow me right now?
	I swear to God, that's not even a joke.
	That's why.
	That's a nice one.
	And that's legal for a felon, right?
	Because it's not too long.
	Yeah, I have to have very small knives.
	The blade is two inches or less due to the quality of life laws in New York City.
	Why don't I like my knife?
	I love my knife.
	Well, it's like a multi-tool.
	Yeah, it's like.
	Like by the time you opened it and actually pulled the blade out, you're dead.
	Yeah, pretty much.
	Yeah.
	And in New York City, they don't want you to display it, like how it sticks out of our pockets with the little clip.
	They actually don't want you to do that.
	Is that illegal, though, or just frowning?
	No, it's, I mean, they could probably break your chops.
	Yeah, no, I can't give up my leather man, dude.
	No, you don't have to give it up.
	I use the screwdriver, all of that shit.
	And this isn't even a big to-do.
	This is like their lowest Phi one.
	Yeah, I'm saying by the time you open it and actually get the blade out, could be too late.
	Well, if I was in a dangerous situation, I would already have it in my hand.
	There you go.
	Situational awareness.
	Very difficult situation.
	I don't need a knife, though.
	I'm a ningistic fighter.
	I would just use these murder weapons.
	Are they registered?
	Deadly weapons?
	The fucking coach at our gym was talking about one of this, this hothead WAP, this hothead zip at the gym who beat the shit out of someone.
	And he's like, if I hear about anyone doing that outside, I don't mind if you're defending someone, but if you're starting fights, you're fucking out of this gym forever.
	And you've got to understand that in the law, what you're doing here is you're learning a skill and you will actually face bigger retribution in court because you use this weapon.
	And I'm like, that doesn't sound true.
	No.
	What a pile of horseshit.
	Like we're super...
	We learn superpowers?
	Sir, you're being charged with assault.
	That guy knows jiu-jitsu.
	Oh, whoa.
	Deadly weapon.
	You have...
	I thought they were just hands.
	I didn't know they were deadly weapons.
	Oh, double the charges.
	Attempted murder.
	A fucking pile of horseshit.
	I've got to register my hands as deadly weapons.
	I've got to roast him.
	He's turning 50.
	I've got to roast him the day after the telephone.
	So I will have been up all night, and then I got to go out and fucking party with those guys.
	May have to talk to my friend, Mr. Mess.
	Oh, Bobby P. Bobby P. Bobby Possumcod.
	Scott doesn't understand the bird, which is the bald eagle.
	Fake laugh.
	Okay, let's get another call.
	Oh, Tulsi Fixter.
	Tulsi Gabbard.
	That's my pick on the Republican ticket.
	John DeSantis and Tulsi Gabbard.
	I'm feeling that too.
	She's cool.
	And lefties like her.
	Nah, they fucking sold her out.
	She did pose with Antifa.
	She sold her out.
	I mean, they sold her.
	They shut her down.
	They fucked her up.
	Hillary Clinton called her a Russian operative?
	Yes.
	Yeah, and those are make the best conservatives.
	She's wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and congressmen for eight years and squeak.
	Are you kidding me?
	A conservative is a liberal who got mugged, and there's no better righty than someone who was on, like Cassandra Fairbanks was on the left, and then she started getting into Julian Assange, and Antifa stabbed her in the back, almost literally, and now she's like, ride or die.
	And Wolverine's daughter, what's her name?
	Lara Hogan.
	She was raped during the Arab Spring at 60 Minutes.
	Like, go over there.
	It's just a bunch of cool Muslim hippies.
	And they're defying tyranny.
	Okay, I'll go there with my long blonde hair.
	Gets in there.
	Hello.
	I think she's South African or something.
	We're here in the Arab Spring.
	Whoa!
	Yank her in, finger her pussy, finger her asshole, bite her tits, like a monkey gang rape.
	And now she's at Fox Nation doing wonderful work, and she's one of the most woke righties that we've got.
	Lara, what's her fucking name?
	Ryan's sitting over there chugging water.
	Yes.
	We're partying.
	Is that her name, Lara Logan?
	Yeah.
	That's her.
	So Tulsi is one of those.
	Yeah, she didn't get her tits bitten, but how do you know?
	Maybe by her husband.
	Have you ever bit a tit in your life?
	I've never bit a tit.
	I bit some nipples.
	Oh, you bit the nip.
	But have you ever bit a tit?
	Yeah.
	I think so.
	What about you, Maddie?
	I never really bit one, but I knew a girl who liked to bite.
	She used to like to bite me.
	Where would she bite you?
	All over.
	I'd be like, wow.
	When did you like it?
	I had to go to my fucking parole officer the next day.
	And he was like, what happened to your face?
	You wouldn't understand.
	He was just getting a fight.
	I go, no.
	I was with a very liberalness lady.
	Oh, she loved it.
	To bite my mouth.
	She loved to bite and just sore her mouth.
	That's pretty cool.
	What are you doing?
	Where is she now?
	She probably still lives in Yonkers.
	Yeah.
	I can get my dick bite.
	Let's get her on the line.
	I like a good dick bite.
	Dick bite?
	I may have had that in a very, very non-consequential way, just like a...
	A little scrape?
	No, like a right under the head ridge, like hard.
	You're joking.
	No, I'm not.
	Hold on.
	You get worse every day.
	You like to be bitten on your penis below your head.
	Fully hard.
	Correct.
	And like scrape it back.
	And what?
	Yeah.
	Scrape back over the head.
	Are you lying?
	I'm not lying.
	Hey.
	You've got to be lying.
	I'm not.
	What else do you like?
	Sardines and Mondays?
	I like sardines.
	I like anchovies and pimentos and olive oil and balsamic vinegar.
	What else do you like?
	Traffic?
	No, I don't like traffic.
	You like teeth scraping over your head?
	Yeah, or like right below it.
	I would let...
	But not the vein.
	If someone had leukemia and scraping teeth over my head would save them, I would be.
	That's about it.
	They would be a dead person.
	That way.
	I'd say, well, kids, you had a good life.
	The problem is, you don't want to damage the vein on the bottom.
	So then if you go sideways, you'd be like, can you just blow the head?
	Wait, so now you're scraping teeth on the sides of your head.
	Or just right off of the vein part, so that way it doesn't fuck up your piss hook.
	Well, that would be your shaft.
	Yeah, I guess so.
	No, but wait, I thought you said it was the head.
	You start at the bottom of the head and you go over the mushroom.
	But much like how this is, let's see.
	This is the front, and then underneath there's the P part.
	Yeah, your re-thread.
	This is where your wreath, yeah, the P part.
	So if you just kind of, instead of bite like this.
	No, we know what the word sideways means.
	Thank you for that.
	It's that movie with Paul Giamatti.
	There you go.
	There you go.
	Okay, we're over time.
	Let's do one more call.
	This guy's Jack Poop Pants.
	Or Jack Poop Store?
	Yeah, am I on?
	You're on.
	So, Gavin, I hate to ruin your entire universe, but you professed before that you were of the belief that women don't poop.
	I know that to be true.
	Yeah, well, I have a story where when I was in college, there was a chick who I went back home to visit my folks, and she went up with me, and right at the end of the weekend,
	she pokes her head out of the guest room as I'm walking by and says, hey, do you have a plunger?
	And so she probably clogs the toilet with her XSP.
	Yeah, we'll discuss that, Gavin.
	But so I went up to my bathroom.
	We only had one plunger in the house.
	It kept in my bathroom because I take some heavy-duty stuff.
	Because men checked.
	Came downstairs.
	Yeah, yeah, totally.
	So I brought it down to the guest room, just gave it to her.
	And she went in and I stood outside waiting.
	And then she comes back out.
	They don't get the physics of plunging.
	There is a slight, not a lot, but there's a little talent to it.
	You can't have air on the thing, and you've got to suck it out and push it in.
	It's not that easy, but it's easy.
	But sorry, go ahead.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So she obviously was pretty inexperienced with this.
	So she comes back to me and is like, hey, it's not working.
	So I try to explain the science to her and be like, all right, look, you want to get a nice airtight seal around the hole and just go back and forth, you know, like work it out.
	It's not just about pushing.
	It's about pulling, too.
	Yeah.
	So she goes back in, comes back out and says, like, she's got tears in her eyes, says, it's not working.
	And so now I've got tears in my eyes because I'm crying, laughing.
	And so I go in there and I see what looks like a bog that would be on like swamp people or something like that.
	And I see what no man should ever see.
	And I have to clog my, at the time, girlfriend's toilet.
	And I hate to burst your bubble, but I saw some things that you would not believe.
	And it's not bubblegum.
	Are you sure it wasn't chocolate bubblegum?
	Yeah, it could be a Tootsie roll.
	I mean, I tasted it because I've been listening to you at the time, and no, I've never had before.
	You had a bad batch of chocolate bubblegum.
	Her stomach's upset, and sometimes the bubblegum that comes out is brown because it's chocolate.
	And if it tastes bad, that's because it's a bad batch.
	That's right.
	All right, look, I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong, and I think that that's probably the best theory.
	Thank you so much for making that clear for me, because I thought that my whole world was ruined.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	Apology accepted, sir.
	We all make mistakes.
	Women still don't poo.
	That's been settled.
	I know a guy.
	I know a guy, a Japanese guy, who moved to Seattle, actually, from your neck of the woods, upstate New York, from Pinghamton, whatever.
	And he had the exact same story.
	First date, he brings his girlfriend to meet his parents.
	She's a plump Jewish woman.
	And she fucking fouls up the toilet with her chocolate bubblegum.
	And she goes, do you have a plunger?
	And he's like, I don't know.
	This is my parents' house.
	What the fuck?
	So she goes, Dad, do you have a plunger?
	And he goes, oh, the Japanese, like all Asians, have no souls.
	So they're not grossed out.
	They're like, I am robot.
	So the dad comes up and he sees her shit, and there was quite a bit of it.
	And he's like, oh, very healthy.
	You have a good digestive system.
	And gets in plunging like he was just doing it like a farm animal did it.
	Zero problems whatsoever.
	You got to do what you got to do.
	Is that the way you guys are with shit, Ryan?
	Yes.
	Does that shit on you?
	No.
	Well, their toilets are in the floor.
	Because then I can't examine it well.
	What if I just took a dump on your leg right now?
	Would you be like, oh, you're very healthy?
	That's good shit.
	If it was healthy, but I've seen your Galapagos Island shits in there.
	Ryan, that's something I sent to you privately in our texts, and you just made it public on a show.
	That's a private text you just made public.
	I apologize.
	So don't show it?
	If you dare show any of the shit pics I privately sent I'm sorry, I sneezed I pressed a button and what happened was that's our public shit That's your shit looks like seaweed I think that's the end of the show I don't know if there'll be one tomorrow well I'm I was get fired get in trouble be brave never

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