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Nov. 30, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E60 - THE WEATHER UNDERGROUND

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	From New York, it's Get Off My One with Kevin McGuinness.
	Oh my God, we have to bear the button.
	Oh my God, bear the brain.
	What else?
	What else?
	Lord help us.
	It was the Eddie Gloud remix.
	Once again, Gloud is lame in Latin, which is God sending us a message just in case.
	God, we don't need any help with Eddie.
	We know he's the funniest man in showbiz.
	A real politically correct coxman as far as the way he can brainwash the liberals around him into thinking he has anything to say at all.
	None of those words, as Christopher Hitchens said in a debate with him, make any sense in any order whatsoever.
	I've had the privilege of growing up in a tradition that didn't believe in the myths and the legends because we had to bear the brunt of them.
	So that reminds me, yesterday, Ryan, who, by the way, has just been charged with child molestation.
	Not great for the brand, not great for the show.
	This isn't true, but I'll pull up what you're talking about.
	It makes me look bad, Ryan, when you fuck kids.
	Now, I don't have a problem with maps, minor attracted persons, but when you actually carry out the act, it makes us all uncomfortable.
	I'm very old-fashioned, and I think child rape is wrong.
	That is an Indian man of descent.
	Yeah, look, when we have photographic evidence, there's nothing you can do to change what you did.
	Ryan Katsu Rivera is facing over 100 different charges for allegedly luring children online by posing as a child social media star and playing shitty music that he claims slaps.
	My music does slap.
	I can't even look like him if I tried.
	Yeah, you'd look nothing like him.
	Anyway, to get back to what I was saying before I went off at a tangent and discussed Ryan, yesterday, Ryan stumbled upon this social media for people who can't spell.
	And it's not Twitter, it's the club.
	Talk.
	It's on Twitter.
	But it is called Spaces.
	Spaces.
	So Twitter saw that other social media, which I signed up for and never used once, called The Club.
	Or what's it called again?
	You know what I'm talking about?
	No.
	Oh, God damn.
	The reason I hired a young person is so you know about shit, but you don't know shit about shit.
	That's fair.
	That thing, it's just a talking thing.
	You remember?
	Oh, Clubhouse.
	Clubhouse.
	So I guess they saw that Clubhouse was popular.
	And let's be honest.
	Clubhouse and the other thing you just mentioned are for people who are embarrassed that they don't know the basic rules of grammar.
	And whenever they argue with people, they don't know if it's then, Zan, or like our gentleman of color yesterday who said, I own want to see that.
	I-O-N, meaning I don't.
	I own.
	Not even close.
	Like, that's worse than the worst redneck hillbilly ever.
	And so there was a chat, and this was happening as we were leaving the studio, called, what was it called again?
	Why do white people even exist?
	Yeah.
	Was it even exist or exist?
	Maybe just exist.
	Turn it up.
	Let's hear something.
	Y'all ain't got to.
	First of all, listen to TikTok.
	Let me tell you something.
	If you're in here, or y'all go right back and tell them, y'all ain't got to tell them that nobody else said shit but me.
	I'm going to say, listen, you ain't got to chop shit up.
	I am for the white genocide.
	I am for the total erasure of the white race.
	You don't have to chop this up.
	Yes, I am for all of you white bitches dying like flies.
	I am for it.
	I am for it.
	I support it.
	I am for putting all you white possums in a gas chamber and letting that motherfucker ring, bitch.
	I am for it.
	So you don't have to chop shit up.
	10 toes down.
	And I'm going to stand 10 toes down behind it, bitch.
	Simple as that.
	So you got to chop shit up.
	You ain't got to screw the shit, bitch.
	I said it and I stand on it.
	Simple.
	Buy it.
	Sam buy it.
	No, he's on it, actually.
	Do you stand on the things you said yesterday?
	Yeah, I'm trying to kill them.
	I'm so embarrassed about what I did.
	He doxed himself.
	He said he goes to Jacksonville and he's like, go ahead and tell my professors.
	I don't give a shit.
	No, because of black privilege.
	Nothing will happen to him.
	This story won't go on beyond a slight sort of Twitter viral laugh.
	But yeah.
	I changed my profile picture to try to get in there.
	And it didn't work for them.
	It worked for Copper Cabs.
	I was in there and then Donovan started one.
	Ian Miles Chong started one.
	That's a new one.
	Mayo Monkeys Got to Go.
	Perez Hilton actually liked this tweet.
	You know, they hate white people so much, but then like when Perez was there, like, oh my God, Perez is here.
	The whitest motherfucker.
	I don't want him to die.
	Well, I got an idea.
	If you hate white people so much, why not go back to a place called Africa?
	I'm not suggesting you do, but I'm just saying this is interrogative.
	You could start a new country there.
	You could name it after some sort of liberty kind of a Latin thing.
	I know.
	You could call it Liberia.
	And we could check in on you in a little while and see how it's going.
	Oh, wait, you already did that.
	And Liberia sucks.
	Shit.
	No one wants to live there.
	So if you want to, there's plenty of places where whites don't exist.
	It's all over Africa and all over the Caribbean, and they all suck.
	And there's plenty of places where blacks don't exist.
	It's called Northern Europe, Finland, and they're in a bit of a socialist decline now, but they're doing pretty Good.
	Iceland's a fairly good place to live.
	So awkward.
	Yeah, this chick started one that says, Why do black people even exist?
	And details are not available, so I'm guessing that was banned.
	She says, I did an experiment.
	I'll probably sacrifice my entire account.
	Donovan, women shouldn't have opinions.
	This is a very funny tweet.
	I love the term Mayo monkey because, one, I do love Mayo.
	And two, the soft acceptance that black people are regular monkeys.
	It's just crude.
	Well, there was a weird, we were eavesdropping in on it.
	And at one point, they go, y'all, and they're talking about white people don't, the general consensus seemed to be that Africa, black people started in Africa, and then they are here now.
	White people spontaneously happened, and they're here now.
	Two different trajectories.
	Whereas it is, we all started here, then we all spread out.
	You guys look similar to the original ones.
	And we lost our melanin because it was not sunny in Northern Europe.
	And then Asians went like this because they were going snowblind in Mongolia, where apparently Ryan works recently as a pinhead jarhead.
	That's not funny.
	Don't want to be an American pinhead.
	But I don't know if they realize that.
	Oh, this is an interesting picture because she said, they monkeys, look at they skin.
	And you're thinking, when I think of monkeys, I think of, they tend to be brown and black and stuff.
	But I guess she was talking about this picture.
	This breed of obscure monkey.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it got quiet after that.
	Everybody else was like, so no one had seen that particular.
	That's a pretty rare monkey that they just saw there.
	I meant to mention this yesterday.
	I want to bring back monkeys an insult.
	Never to black people.
	Don't use it for them.
	You'll lose your job.
	But for people.
	Like calling Joe Tonelli Coco the gorilla just fits so beautifully.
	They're not a smart animal.
	They throw their shit around.
	Yeah, and they're almost human.
	So like I would advise you 100% ignore it for bleeps.
	But if your friend is a moron, just go, Maddie, you're talking about what Joe said?
	It's Coco the Gorilla.
	He's a monkey.
	Here's the thing.
	Do you avoid calling them that?
	So then that way that biomission, you're saying, well, I'm not going to call a retard a retard or a monkey a monkey.
	Well, they never know.
	It doesn't come up.
	There's not going to be a black guy going, hello.
	Why is he getting all the monkey?
	Like the other day I was saying, so Joe, what's going on with that thing?
	And he goes, well, to be honest, I don't know.
	I don't know.
	With all due respect.
	And I go, why am I asking a monkey something?
	That's ridiculous.
	I should be asking you to do tricks.
	Oh, seriously?
	Really?
	Serious?
	A lot of people have been asking about Soph.
	I should just explain what happened.
	We negotiated a deal with her for videos, and it was very high.
	But it was okay.
	We could afford it because she was only doing once a month.
	Then she just started going, and I got this bill that was like eight grand.
	And I go, Soph, that's not in the budget, my dear.
	So let's do this.
	I've agreed to pay you this much per month.
	I'll just keep paying you that until we pay off this insane invoice.
	It's not really your business for me to get this into my own company, but I just want to explain this, no hard feelings.
	And because that's what we've budgeted for SOF.
	And then once that's paid off and we paid off your bill, then we'll get back to the normal cycle.
	She said, okay.
	And then she put up a free one that didn't cost us anything.
	So sure, go nuts.
	Righteous.
	That's the story with Soph.
	Still love her, still thinks she's great.
	It's a funny ass up.
	I was watching it.
	They break down logics.
	I mean, this guy's a retard, but her and her buddy there with the mask.
	Holy shit, that just reminds me.
	I dreamt of Anthony Bonano Tantano.
	Oh.
	I beat him up last night.
	Wow.
	It's hard to beat people up in dreams.
	Really?
	Yeah, my punches always like suck.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's like you're punching underwater.
	Yes.
	I have had those where you just can't get any leverage.
	But have you ever had these?
	I don't have them much anymore, but there was a while there, maybe it's because I was getting sick of winning, where these guys were chasing me, and I would stop and just beat the living shit out of them.
	Blood everywhere, smashing their face, and I'd go, okay, stop.
	Just stop.
	And then I'd run away, and then I'd look behind me and be like, coming back for more.
	And I was like, oh, fuck's sakes.
	You're tired of kicking their ass?
	I don't want to kick your ass anymore.
	I don't like it.
	I've never had that.
	Really?
	Maybe it's because you never win in real life.
	That's not true.
	Wait, there's something fun you could do if you'd like to beat up Fantani.
	What, it's a video game where you can beat up shitty tits?
	There you go.
	So I green screen fight him?
	Yeah, you can just...
	Wait, let me move him around.
	Bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk.
	I saw my son.
	Oh, here he is.
	Punch down.
	Bonk.
	I have no interest in beating him up, by the way.
	It's not like I stew and think of him ever.
	But he's fun to make fun of when he comes across your screen, sort of like Eddie Gloud.
	He's the Eddie Gloud of Indie Music.
	Also, thing I want to say is thanks.
	I've noticed a lot of people are stealing this show, which I say thank you to.
	If you keep the clips under 10 minutes, I won't report you on Twitter.
	I appreciate, I mean, or Twitter or Facebook or YouTube.
	I really appreciate it.
	It's a great way to get the show out and advertised.
	And it's good for the brand.
	And I noticed that people are choosing particularly funny clips.
	Yes.
	And the non-controversial stuff, which is good because the normie world needs to know that this David Duke monster they keep hearing about is an absolute sweetheart.
	There's one guy?
	A real cutie patootie.
	That guy Riley?
	That guy's good.
	There's also Gavin Friends or something like that.
	Oh, Gavin and Friends, yeah.
	That one does well.
	Clip Clipperson's good.
	Clip Clipperson's great, yep.
	And they don't Do badly.
	I mean, I wouldn't be mentioning on the show if it was 822 views, but they tend to hover around the 10,000 mark.
	You know what I've noticed, by the way?
	When you go to about, oh, look, by the way, go back.
	You see that chart there, the green thing?
	We're going to do an update of that left-wing version tonight.
	I don't think I forgot what I was going to say because that's not what I'm about.
	It never will be.
	You said, do you know those things?
	Not that you need a reminder, though.
	I don't need a reminder because I didn't forget what I was talking about.
	I actually don't like people who forget what they're talking about.
	It shows that their mind is not in control of how it works.
	That's true.
	And, you know, we don't need distractions here.
	I mean, because, you know, honestly, on the right, there's a lot of people distracting people, right?
	We like that.
	But no, Gavin didn't forget what he was going to say.
	Exactly.
	Thank you, Nick.
	If you go into the about, it used to be you could sort them by most viewed, and that's a fun way on a new channel to see their biggest hit, right?
	But I was doing that on YouTube in the past three or four times.
	It says there is nothing, there's no uploads or something available for this.
	Try it with that.
	Go to about.
	No, not about.
	It's the sort by.
	Oh, so videos and then sort by all the way to the right?
	Yeah, sort by and then most viewed.
	Most popular, date added, and date added.
	So most popular.
	Okay, so that worked in that instance, but it hasn't been working for me.
	I mean, they've done a whole bunch of weird stuff with the YouTube.
	They take away the dislike button.
	You can still do the funniest thing.
	It's terrible.
	And now that we have Twitter has a new CEO, we're going to have even less freedom.
	I don't know.
	That's all everyone's talking about, especially on Twitter, obviously.
	I don't care.
	Free speech died on Twitter a long time ago.
	Now that Jack's gone, there's this Indian dude who's going to be slightly worse.
	It's like the whole Facebook thing where they go, it's too right-wing.
	They need to be censored.
	And you're like, Facebook?
	What?
	Maybe it's because I was kicked out of all these things a long-ass time ago.
	But wait, there's no comments in YouTube?
	They took away the comment section from articles and no one's even noticed.
	Yeah, Ryan, that's got nothing to do with what we're talking about.
	I'm talking about Facebook and Twitter.
	True.
	Okay, so let's try to stay on track here and not make me go off the rails.
	But yeah, maybe it's because I was kicked out of all these things a long ass time ago.
	And every time I read them, like you'll notice if you read conservatives on Twitter now, there's a lot of caveats.
	Look, I'm not saying blah, blah, blah, but wouldn't it make sense to blah, blah, blah?
	Like everything sounds like it's presentable in a court of law.
	There's certainly no talk like you just heard with the Mayo genocide where it's like, no, you can quote me.
	Fuck all you possums.
	They're just like kept in line.
	They're obedient, obedient cons.
	So I don't give a fuck.
	So anyway, this new guy, I guess I should say it because it's all over the news.
	This new guy was caught saying all whites are racist a long time ago, which would be interesting if he had said that.
	But he didn't say that.
	He was quoting the Daily Show.
	That's why there's quotation marks, dumbass.
	If they are not going to make a distinction between Muslims and extremists, then why should I distinguish between white people and racists?
	Which is a weird thing to say because aren't black people racist?
	Aren't other people racist?
	Is the person who said that admitting that only white people can be racist?
	And though I think conservatives are very clear that not all Muslims are extremists, it's very rare you see someone assume all Muslims are terrorists.
	We hear about that allegation all the time and how they're sick of people saying that, but I've never heard anyone say that.
	However, all white people are racist is a very common notion, especially in academia.
	But in this context, it's not Pirog saying it.
	It's the Daily Show.
	And what they're saying is, if you're going to be biased towards Muslims, I'm going to be biased towards white people.
	Or why shouldn't I be biased towards white people?
	Which is an okay, benign, lame-ass, boring point.
	It doesn't mean that Pirog thinks all white people are racist.
	So that was an example of the right getting their panties in a twist for no good reason.
	Also in the casual news, and this will link us to LGBT.
	We don't have a feminist section today, right?
	No.
	I've got a lot of stuff about terrorism.
	But I just saw, this was an amazing thread.
	This woman was handed a truth bomb on her date.
	Y'all had a breakfast date yesterday.
	I was going first dates from apps barefaced and makeup-free.
	Isn't that the same thing?
	What's bare-faced and not makeup-free?
	You have a mustache?
	Okay, wait.
	You have a fake mustache?
	I think I got it.
	So you don't have a foundation on or anything that's on your face?
	That's makeup.
	You just have a little bit of this.
	So you're bare-faced.
	We have eye makeup.
	Your eyes are on your face.
	Yeah, but your face.
	No, this is the whole face.
	So she's wrong.
	Anything that a goalie mask covers is the face.
	Doesn't cover the eyes?
	Well, it does.
	It protects the eyes.
	Your eyes are covered, like an insurance policy.
	We got you covered.
	So we'll ask her what she means by that.
	So anyway, this is again megalomania, black privilege, female privilege, liberal privilege.
	And also, me, me, me, me, me.
	I'm going to go on a date with no makeup on to really rock his world.
	And because everything revolves around me, that's all that will happen the whole night is they'll go, oh my God, you don't have makeup on.
	Meanwhile, he doesn't even notice.
	He's like, okay, I guess she's not a big makeup person.
	And then he proceeds to destroy her life with facts.
	So go down.
	Wait, go back to the way it was.
	I can't read that as well.
	Make me small.
	The date itself was uneventful.
	He's handsome, smart, black, engaged, once, never married.
	He talked for 90 minutes.
	So I listened more than I talked.
	Okay, that can be a little annoying, a blabber mouth.
	This is where it gets good, though.
	The date left me feeling unsettled.
	But I couldn't figure out why at first.
	He didn't do anything horrid or cringeworthy.
	In fact, this is good spelling and grammar, by the way, which is rare.
	In fact, he was nice and polite to me and wait staff and on time.
	But as the day wore on, my anxiety slowly and steadily rose.
	I found myself just worried.
	Keep going.
	Though he was polite, he was argumentative and knowledgeable.
	Oh, no.
	Here are some of the topics I got.
	One, the black community is in shambles and there's no hope and nothing to celebrate.
	It's just hopeless, okay?
	Number two, we're on the verge of total societal collapse.
	Total.
	And when the lights go out, the biggest problem will be that schools no longer teach cursives so the population can't read the founding documents.
	Fairly good point.
	I've not heard of that one yet.
	It's interesting.
	Three, feminism.
	Four, the problem is that there are too many single people, but it's not a problem for everyone, just women.
	Specifically women over 50.
	I would say here in New York City, women over 30 are already ancient Chinese secrets.
	Women can't, once they're over 30, and begin to realize no one wants.
	So he's saying marriage.
	He can get married like that anytime.
	I would say even I, as a 51-year-old, it would take some work, but I could probably get a 22, 23-year-old and marry her and be an aerogeriatric dad, which I already am.
	Especially over 50.
	Every woman he knows over 50 is finally learning.
	They're all in antidepressants in their houses with their cars and their careers, but no man and alone.
	And now he does welfare checks on the single woman he knows over 50.
	This guy sounds awesome.
	This terrible date you had is heaven.
	Women are communal and need other people.
	Wait, why did you do that, Ryan?
	You don't like it?
	No, other people could look at the old ones.
	Women are communal and need other people.
	That's true.
	That's why so many of them are depressed.
	Once they hit 45 and they're alone, they're no more people.
	Men, however, are solitary creatures.
	Women can't.
	4D, these women will learn.
	Why is she adding Ds?
	These women will learn.
	His sister's learning, blah, blah, blah.
	When they learn, they sit in the porch and get a drink and watch and laugh.
	That's what he plans to do.
	The system is rigged against men.
	More than 50% of domestic violence claims are fake.
	I agree with that.
	That's been my experience.
	Domestic violence charges are a way for the state to make men keep paying.
	It's a financial racket.
	Yep.
	In fact, some guy spent five years in prison for child support for a child that wasn't his.
	Luckily for me, he sent me the research.
	Anyway, free beer and hot wings isn't a good enough source for her.
	Doesn't really matter what the source is.
	You can verify it with a few other checks.
	It doesn't take long.
	Like I read today that Big Ben is changing its name to Massive Muhammad to appease Muslims.
	It took me all of eight seconds to see that was bullshit.
	Not hard.
	Anyway, keep going.
	Prenups are fake.
	Courts and judges ignore them all the time.
	That is true.
	Six, best thing to do is buy land in a remote place in a southern state.
	Agreed, because we're on the verge of societal collapse, but luckily he owns land in one of these states and can hunt and fish.
	Lady, you should have gone to the bathroom, put on some makeup, and run out and said, do you want me to blow you now, or should we wait until we get in the taxi?
	We are on the verge of the government taking literally everything from every citizen, even your TV.
	But we'll be happy about it because student loans.
	6B, the government is going to take all your money.
	Everyone is in debt except him.
	He has land in retirement, so he plans to wait.
	And look at this arrogance, too.
	This guy is dropping nuclear truth bombs.
	Refute them then.
	And by the way, this isn't live.
	You're already back from your date.
	So go look it up and say, I looked into it.
	And he's wrong because blah, blah, blah.
	No, she just goes, checks notes.
	I'm checking my notes.
	They're all verified.
	He plans to check notes, wait for it to happen so he can light a stoge and you already mentioned that, lady.
	Jesus Christ.
	You talk about how he runs on.
	You can't even summarize his conversation.
	I found myself preservating fantastic note.
	Perservating.
	I don't know that word.
	Is she smarter than me?
	Perseverating.
	Perseverating?
	Look that up.
	Perseverating.
	She's a smarty pant.
	When people say that's like a $5 word or something, like, what does that mean?
	Is that from a game show?
	Yeah, Ryan.
	So the game show of life.
	Perseverate.
	Sometimes black people come up with words that white people never heard of before.
	Like one of my kids' friends, one of my kids' friends' moms, I got into an argument with the kid.
	Not a real argument, but I was mad at him.
	And she said that he's sorry.
	But she said that the boy was he really likes boxing, and that means he was very tribulated.
	Perseveration.
	Tribulated.
	You ever heard that word?
	I've heard of tribulation.
	That's what it comes from.
	So he was burdened?
	Yes.
	We should do word of the day.
	Look up tribulated.
	Yeah, there's, you know, to cause to endure tribulation.
	Tribulate?
	That really doesn't help to cause or endure tribulation.
	The other word of the thing.
	Distress or suffering resulting from oppression or persecution.
	I bet it's church.
	We have a tribulation in here.
	That's true.
	We are on the perseveration of a societal collapse.
	I want to go to a black church.
	But go back to perseverate.
	Does it mean on the verge?
	Or to think on?
	To pontificate?
	Yeah, to a degree of excruciatingness.
	To manifest or experience perseveration.
	Perseverate.
	Hit the pronounce button.
	Perseverate.
	And it means to reiterate To excess, or when original impetus no longer applies.
	To repeat a word gesture or act insistently or redundantly.
	So, to go over it and over it and over it in your head in a silly way, in a superlative way.
	Okay, so let's get back to her perseveration on societal collapse: the fact that I neither hunt nor fish, that I don't own a large swath of land, that I'm 42.
	Five more years of sexy.
	Lady, you have five less years of sexy.
	37 was already late in the game in many societies, and that's not me.
	My wife's fucking 48.
	I'd eat her out right now.
	But as far as the general consensus goes, I encouraged cursive to be struck from ELA standards, damning generations from their civil liberties.
	I realized there was really only one thing left to do with that man's number.
	Let's see.
	Throw it away.
	It go up a bit?
	There you go.
	Throw it away.
	Good solution.
	Great solution.
	Man, that guy's put the hips in it.
	And I know what that guy was.
	Oh, he does.
	Yeah.
	I know what that guy was doing on the date, by the way.
	He's saying, I don't want to waste my time with this bitch, so I'm going to lay it all out on the line.
	And if any of this offends her, then I haven't wasted any time.
	That's a smart way.
	I actually, I notice when I meet people, I'm more offensive than usual.
	Just to weed out the pussies.
	Because I don't want us to become pals.
	Then I say some unfortunate joke, and you're like, oh, I had no idea.
	And we got to break up.
	And if Trump comes up and they're like, we had, this is back when he was president, they'd go, we have an ad hominem president.
	And I'd go, you're talking to the biggest Trump fan in the world.
	I helped him get elected.
	Just like, let's get this out of the way.
	I'm gay.
	Like John Roberts, the guy who does the voice for The Mom and Bob's Burgers.
	I first met him like 20 years ago, literally 20 years ago.
	And I didn't know he was gay.
	He doesn't act gay at all.
	And I was talking about some bitch's tits or something.
	And he goes, you're talking to the gayest man in the world.
	I was like, oh, oh, oh, okay, all right.
	Did not know that.
	Okay, alrighty then.
	Woo.
	Oink, oink.
	I forget it was Steve Martin or Bill Murray, but they said, introduce yourself as crazy first.
	Like, be the crazy you first, because you could always unexplain that.
	But if you're normal and then go crazy, it's like, whoa.
	Yeah, that's exactly what I do.
	That's cool.
	I noticed you just fuck little kids.
	That's your way of introducing yourself to people.
	Allegedly.
	By pretending you're a social media star.
	Why did you make Pee Wee Herman and Billy Bologna haunted?
	That's not me.
	Yes, it is.
	It's not.
	All right, let's jump into some LGBT.
	We were done with that bitch, right?
	What?
	We're done with that bitch?
	He did not bring me joy.
	He did not bring me joy.
	First of all, lady, everything he said is true, and he will bring you joy.
	You get with him.
	You marry him.
	You don't have to worry about the hunting and the fishing or the being single or any of that stuff.
	All of those problems he listed are solved if you get with him.
	So if I was fucking, what is she, 43?
	If I was 43, I would be practicing, I'd be taking a blowjob course if I were her.
	That's right.
	Doing weird like with like jalapeno flavored creams and mint sauce.
	Mint, my sauce.
	On the nuts.
	Little fucking peppermint patty nut juice.
	But the jalapeno sounds shit.
	Blowing on.
	Blowing on the peppermint patty nuts.
	Teasing.
	Ice cube in my nostrils.
	Two small ice cubes in my nose.
	Icy hop.
	Icy hot.
	Eating a halls first.
	Blowing down his urethra.
	Not making him ejaculate, but trying to just straw it out.
	And then when it was finally time, I'd just be like, like a 3D printer, glazing my face.
	Every square inch.
	Can I come to your house now?
	Can we hunt and fish?
	I'm not barefaced anymore.
	Yeah, I got some new makeup on.
	I'm Casper, the Melting Wax Museum.
	There we go.
	It does look like you, dude.
	He even has a Billy Bologna behind him.
	No, it doesn't.
	That's my new favorite thing, putting myself on the internet.
	Yeah, thanks for explaining your past two jokes.
	Let's go to LGBTQ.
	FMZ.
	That'd be funny if we had a radio station and we'd be like, welcome back to LBGDQ, FM, where we talk about gay shit all the time.
	Why are you gay?
	I felt ugly.
	I felt gay.
	And then we fell in love.
	And then they get to the poop, and we have a very good relationship.
	You don't want to see a close-up picture of my penis.
	You ain't gay me.
	You are gay.
	Homophobal.
	You are gay.
	I thought this was some shocking news.
	I'm getting sick of women doing this.
	And you can call me a sexist if you want.
	But when women are constantly exposing their penis to us, it gets to the point where you just want to hang out around with guys and get away from women and their fucking annoying cocks.
	You know what I mean?
	Of course.
	Like, just the dudes.
	I'm so sick of women and their dicks.
	Flaunting them all over the place.
	Test-side woman accused of exposing penis, using sex toy, and masturbating in public.
	I mean, these women are fucking perverts.
	They're disgusting perverts.
	And they call us perverts.
	Really?
	We're not the ones waving our dicks around.
	You are.
	You're the one.
	It's women who pull out their dicks.
	She's charged with committing a public nuisance by indecently exposing her penis to other members of the public whilst masturbating from a property window.
	The incident reportedly Took place on blah, blah, blah.
	On the same date, the 41-year-old woman is also alleged to have masturbated her penis on the street in view of others.
	And she was using a sex toy.
	I don't, I guess, where would the sex toy go?
	Does she doesn't have a pussy hole?
	Maybe anally?
	Or just like gross.
	Here's another guy that gets on my nerves, Elliot Page, still going with this thing.
	Just as that previous article read insane, read this.
	Elliot Page shows off his six-pack ads and new shirtless mirror selfie as he jokes, my phone works.
	Yeah, he put this out.
	It's like a woman talking like a man for Halloween.
	It takes this sexy pic and then goes, my phone works.
	That's probably how they talk, right?
	They're all like sexy and cool.
	And then it adds, mirror works too.
	And shows off these fucking awesome abs and a chain.
	Like, shouldn't they have to spend a month with a dude to see what we do?
	We don't do that.
	Maybe a black 13-year-old might.
	But like, super hot pics.
	How old is 34-year-old men don't do that?
	Yo, looks like my phone works, dudes.
	Look, I even have pictures on the floor like dudes because we don't get around to it, man.
	We're too busy drinking beer.
	Lady, we talk about vintage cars, farts.
	We talk about our bowel movements all the time.
	And no one is uninterested.
	Yeah, I had one the other day.
	It was just yellow bile and there was bubbles on the top, like foam.
	It looked like I poured in a lemon meringue Coca-Cola into the toilet.
	And every guy goes, bubbles, huh?
	Hmm.
	Fascinated.
	You ready for that?
	Oops.
	Oops.
	Yeah, that is embarrassing.
	It's the exact holding the phone thing.
	But you're kidding, I hope?
	No, I wanted to show off my body.
	To who?
	Just the world.
	Let them know I got bigger.
	Okay.
	So, yeah, I should have added a little caveat there.
	Only retards take pictures of themselves like that.
	Go down more.
	I love this picture, too.
	What the?
	Just a guy just hanging with his giant eyelashes.
	34 is not old.
	That skin is looking pretty 50-something.
	LA skin.
	Yeah.
	And I like how the sweatshirt's all way too big.
	So Aquafina and her and him, look how little it is.
	It's a 13-year-old boy.
	There's a scene in Ant-Man where he gets shrunk and he's at the school in a little hoodie.
	It's exactly what that looks like.
	Whenever you see Aquafina in public, know that she's stoned out of her mind.
	Is she supposed to be attractive?
	I find her attractive in certain contexts.
	But makeup on and done up.
	Her show.
	We talked about this, right?
	Her show on Comedy Central.
	It is so fucking bad.
	Talk about pandering.
	If it was a show about a white dude and his Hungarian grandparents, oh, that.
	Yeah, that's Elliot Page.
	Elliot Page going through some stuff.
	You're not a man.
	You're almost a little boy.
	This was a funny article in the New York Post.
	My husband's gay.
	Our sex is awesome.
	Oh, this is a, so I looked it up.
	By the way, do not look up my husband's lover in Google Images.
	And I'm not joking, Ryan.
	Do not do it now.
	It is very gross.
	Something I regret doing.
	I wish it would, it's not on my cookies.
	But this, and then I discovered there's a soap opera called My Husband's Lover, where it's the scenario I just told you.
	But this is it.
	My husband is gay, but we're married with two kids and have great sex.
	They're both super religious, like Latter-day Saints or something.
	Isn't that funny?
	Even with a beard and a wife, you can still see the gay face.
	Yeah, the twinkly eyes.
	What is that?
	Jizz?
	I don't know.
	Does jizz make your eyes twinkle?
	We got to tell a woman that.
	Hey, ladies, gay face is just twinkly eyes, and they look great on ladies, so why don't you get a chuggin?
	It's like this.
	Dav Davidov said it best.
	He's like, why does it look like gay guys always smelled fresh baked cookies?
	That's it.
	Maybe it's because they got laid like an hour ago.
	There's just never a moment where they're not at all times.
	Empty.
	Yeah.
	My wife worked in fashion forever, and she was a fashion publicist.
	And the gays she'd be with would just be like super horny.
	You know, America's not unique in its censuses.
	We're not unique in our evilness.
	Because we had to bear the brunt of it.
	And I think I know why.
	Oh my God, if we had to bear the brunt of it.
	Is this who we are?
	It's not about our usefulness.
	The people were screamed.
	Bear the brunt and I'll take the hint as we can maintain a kind of ruthful ignorance, legends, and myths we tell.
	We can't blame it on him.
	This is another generation.
	Where the fuck were you?
	Oh.
	Oh, I just wanted to get a blowjob.
	He would just go to Soho.
	They were already in Soho.
	And they would just, not Chelsea, not the West Village, not a gay orgy, but Soho at like 5 p.m.
	And just walk around the street and then just like meet some eyes and then go to an alley, get a blowjob behind a dumpster, and then Come back to work.
	What?
	On Fridays, he wore a fanny pack that had his toothbrush in it and toothpaste and deodorant because he never knew where he was going to stay that night and, you know, freshen up in the morning.
	Damn.
	I got hit on at a White Castle by a Dominican guy.
	Just got out of church, was wearing like a nice button-down shirt, and he was like, you look nice.
	I was like, thanks.
	I was like, we just came back from church, me and my wife and child.
	He's like, that I made by fucking her in her vagina.
	That's nice.
	I read in the New York Post, you can still have a boyfriend.
	And I was like, order, it's 52.
	And then he was like, what color is your eyes?
	I was like, brown, just regular brown.
	And then he was like, let me see.
	And he got like this close.
	He's like, wow.
	No, they're like an ambers.
	He's really fucking up his pluralization.
	What color is your eyes?
	They're like an ambers.
	Dominican.
	Very Dominican.
	Not big.
	They're not big on the schooling.
	I was like, sir, I'm about to have the craziest diarrhea in like 45 minutes.
	That's why my eyes are brown.
	That's how bad I have to go.
	They're normally ambers.
	I'm eating white castle so I can evacuate and get my ambers eyes back.
	That woman with the gay husband goes, it wasn't a huge deal.
	He's with me.
	That's his choice.
	What else mattered?
	I already knew that he didn't have a strong chemical attraction, as I had experienced with other boyfriends.
	It didn't really matter to me.
	And then I'm reading it going, why are you announcing this?
	Like, why are you doing photo shoots to explain to the world that you have a gay husband?
	With his big, weird, hairy black woman's pubic beard.
	He's got a blonde beard and a brown beard.
	I'm imagining Aretha Franklin with the vagina denta.
	That's a disease.
	Oh, vagina dentata.
	Yeah.
	Teeth pussy.
	Wow, he's got woman legs.
	What the hell?
	Yeah, he even stands like a woman.
	You know the way they stand?
	They're almost kind of bow-legged?
	One tippy toe.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Ew.
	What the fuck?
	He's got gay face, gay legs, a gay dick.
	Gay shirt.
	Gay shirt.
	Gay hobby.
	Has he got binoculars sidestrapped to him?
	Yeah.
	The way you would with a camera?
	I want binoculars, guys.
	Wait a minute.
	Wait a minute.
	I got binoculars.
	Zoom in on that.
	Is the other part of the strap just out of the frame or is he wearing binoculars on his side?
	Yeah.
	Who wears binoculars on their side?
	He's putting distance between he and her.
	Your husband's not right, lady.
	Fuck the homosexuality.
	He's got broken.
	Terrible binocular taste.
	Okay, it's time to jump over to Antifa.
	Oh, you know what?
	There's a new one.
	Here's a new bumper.
	I like new, but I'm dubious because we've had some stinkers.
	It's not the most new, but we haven't used it very much.
	Okay.
	That's exciting.
	I wasn't as professional as, say, this background.
	Right.
	But it was a lot of fun.
	By the way, this isn't really Antifa, but we forgot to mention this yesterday.
	Proud boys, as the world burns, especially the West, especially America, especially New York, someone captures some Proud Boys going through the emergency exit, not paying their fare.
	Oh my God.
	You know, if they were black, they would definitely have a Derek Chauvin on their necks murdering them.
	This is 1.9, Ryan.
	Yesterday, look at the guy, Kazeem Rashid, Esquire.
	What kind of fucking dork puts Esquire next to her name?
	And look at Kazim.
	Look at his hair.
	We're down to the last hours of his hair.
	He doubled up the banner pick and the prof pick.
	That's probably the best looking hair he's got.
	Yeah, that's the best it's ever looked.
	But you can look at your watch.
	You know those plants that grow so fast you can almost watch them?
	Like, I feel like I could stand next to his hairline with a watch just going, and how we'd, oh boy, oh boy.
	It's sort of like a sunset.
	You know, when you're trying to get your phone to get a picture and it's going behind the mountains as you size up the picture?
	His hair is on its sunset.
	The sun is setting on his hair.
	Oh, man.
	Ugly guy.
	Every day for 10 years?
	God, what vanity.
	I don't care about this.
	Towards the end, it gets very bald.
	All right, jump to the end then.
	Bye-bye, Hare.
	Sad.
	You can see the lack of pussy he's getting too towards the end.
	His shirts are all like pajama tops and bare shoulders because he's alone at home.
	It was all suits and shit at the beginning.
	Just a frown.
	In the beginning, it smiles.
	At the end, it frowns.
	Anyway, so this guy sees this.
	Let's juxtapose the crimes of Antifa with the crimes of these guys.
	This is what subway policing normally looks like.
	Oh, yeah, so this is the juxtaposition.
	This is some woman, a legal alien, who was selling some dumb treats, and she got busted for it.
	This was years and years ago, by the way.
	And they keep pulling this back up.
	Boink, boink, you monsters.
	Can you just, like, let her keep her stuff?
	Why?
	Can you just back up for her right now?
	What's she doing?
	Can she just go in something and keep her stuff?
	Yeah, it's kind of what happens when you sell stuff on the street.
	That's why the guys who sell sunglasses and everything wrap it up in a big blanket and tear off the second cops show up.
	Is it illegal to lie to people?
	Like, what if he was like, she puts razor blade in her churros?
	Because that's funny.
	She was fucking a kid when we come here.
	It had nothing to do with the food.
	The food's fine.
	She just stabbed a kid.
	Yeah, just to get it out of the way.
	Oh, fuck.
	But go back to the beginning.
	I think the Proud Boys.
	Okay, so show the Proud Boys one.
	Maybe that's up a bit.
	Maybe it's in 2-0.
	Oh, my God.
	What a horrible group of neo-fascists.
	Yeah, after leaving their rally in NYC today.
	Proud Boys bypassed the subway toll by going through the emergency exit door.
	Freedom News caught it.
	God.
	Good work, Freedom News.
	Everybody does that.
	And thank you, Ron Filipkowski, for catching this crime in action live.
	Yeah, we got you, you son of a bitch.
	Rotten hell terrorists.
	This is a number one threat to America.
	People who don't pay their subway fare.
	Does it say Kyle?
	Find out?
	K-Y-L.
	No, N-Y-C.
	Oh, no, you're right.
	It says Kyle.
	That's awesome.
	Well, he doesn't like the Proud Boy, so publicly.
	I think that guy himself might be Kyle.
	Anyway, double standards, as per ush.
	But this was sent in from a baby monster, Robbie.
	And we all knew this, but it's fun to see someone actually run the numbers on just how many crimes the FBI is responsible for in the name of catching the bad guys.
	FBI and other agencies paid informants five, is that 548 million?
	540 million, half a billion in recent years, with many committing authorized crimes.
	So there's obviously the plot to kidnap Governor Whitmer, which was, I believe, was 75% feds undercover.
	But this article lists a four-year period where 22,000 crimes, the FBI paid almost $300 million.
	The DEA paid at least $320 million.
	And the ATF paid approximately $17 million.
	Sounds like it's good business to go find hate and threats and domestic terrorism where there is none.
	Yet, when there are examples of domestic terrorism that are from the radical left, it's not just swept under the rug in the media and academia and with the political class, it's swept under the rug legally by the FBI.
	I saw this guy on Tucker.
	I know this isn't very impressive research, but this guy breaks in to a Republican senator's house.
	I think this is in North Carolina.
	There he is.
	He's got his working-class boots on.
	Gets an axe and axes the window.
	Now, the people who, Ethan Nordine and Joe Biggs doing time right now for breaking into the Capitol, didn't do anything like that.
	They wandered into openings that were already opened by other guys.
	But so I assume this guy will get similar punishment, right?
	So what happened to him?
	2-4.
	The FBI, who had confiscated his stuff, returns not just his boots, but his actual axe.
	He got some probation, which means don't do it again.
	So he glibly posts on Twitter.
	Look at his face.
	Yep, that's me, motherfucker.
	They all declared him a hero.
	Look what the FBI were kind enough to give back to me.
	And there it is, his jacket, his boots, and his axe.
	There you go, buddy.
	Sorry to bother you.
	And probation.
	The January 6 meanderers have been in jail for, what, about February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November.
	10 months for meandering.
	And when Antifa does it, they get their weapons back.
	So this brings me to something I wanted to cover yesterday.
	Very disturbing stuff.
	We had this dude, Chessa Bowdoin, on.
	Bowdoin is his mother's name.
	That's the way it works in the radical left.
	You take the mother's name.
	God fucking knows what Chessa means.
	But when he was a baby, his parents were killing cops to get money for the revolution.
	This is in the early 70s when it was nationwide, the American Indian Movement, which was pretty cool back then, actually.
	Black Panthers, which was relatively cool back then.
	Weather Underground, which they were terrorists, right?
	They blew up buildings.
	They murdered people.
	They murdered themselves.
	They blew up their own bits while trying to make bombs.
	All right.
	Even that guy we had, the blue chameleon, who was shot by a guy, the Chicano Revolutionary Movement, took the cop killer and smuggled him to Mexico, where he lived peacefully for a while until he got into a crime there,
	hated the Mexican prison so much that he said, by the way, I'm the one who shot that cop.
	And then they brought him back to American prison.
	He was a fugitive, where he then escaped.
	Again, with this cabal of Chicano revolutionaries.
	Up in Quebec, we had the FLQ, the Front de Libration de Québec, where they blew up a building and killed a security guarded Englishman.
	And Philip Villeneuve, I think his name is, said the only thing he regrets about those days is that he didn't kill more English.
	So I get it.
	It's kind of what we're going through now with Antifa, right?
	That's the culture.
	You'd think these people after being jailed would be vilified.
	They'd be, I mean, I'm way more ostracized than any Weather Undergrounder.
	But what happens?
	It was Susan Rosenberg, and then it was this guy's parents.
	They all come out and they're red carpeted.
	In fact, Bill Ayers was a member of the Weather Underground, and he was responsible for those two people who killed themselves, making bombs, I believe, on his property.
	He never did jail time, I don't think.
	And he's a professor, an expert in education, specifically childhood education.
	And what does he say?
	He says you need to liberate the children from the system and encourage cultural Marxism from birth, especially when it comes to LGBT and all this stuff.
	And use outside groups outside of the state to influence these children and make them radical leftists who believe in trans.
	Ring any bells?
	It's working.
	Bill Ayers is, Ayers is the man behind this.
	And it's also, the name of this movement, by the way, isn't just an education.
	It's called the Progressive Prosecutor Movement.
	And it's linked to Waukesha.
	So let's just go back a step.
	Cheese Abudin, fucking annoying names.
	Look at his Wikipedia.
	He's an American lawyer.
	He's the DA of San Francisco right now.
	In other words, he is responsible for that town being a fucking war zone.
	This is what Marxists do.
	They destroy.
	In the name of decarceration, which I'm all for.
	I do think there's way too many people in jail.
	But they just want everyone black to be out of jail and for crimes to be forgiven.
	But go back to his early life or zoom in on his early life.
	I got a better way to show this because it's very spread out, so you won't be able to see it.
	Yeah, scrunch it and blow it up.
	Because it's the craziest Wikipedia, as I said on Getter, it's the craziest Wikipedia I ever wed.
	So he's 14 months old when his parents, Boudin and what's their name, Kathy Bowden and David Gilbert, right?
	He's 14 months old and they're out blowing up Brink's trucks and killing security guards and cops.
	So his mother got 20 years and the dad got 75 years.
	So what do they do?
	They give the baby to Bill Ayers, the other Weather Underground revolutionary.
	And the child is groomed from birth to be this progressive saboteur that destroys this country with radical leftism.
	And it worked.
	Magically, he's the DA.
	Where did the Weather Underground get all this power?
	Bill Ayers hosted a guy named Barack Obama, who was just a fundraiser at the time, and helped him launch his political campaign to become eventually the president of the United States.
	And then Susan Rosenberg, another woman who was in the Weather Underground, she serves time for being involved in the death of cops.
	I don't know if it was which bombing it was.
	There was a bunch of bombings.
	They bombed the library.
	They killed those cops.
	They also bombed the fucking Pentagon.
	How are you an upstanding member of society when you've tried to blow up the Pentagon?
	Now, I think after you do your time, you should be considered a normal citizen, but to be running the progressive prosecutor movement?
	So Susan Rosenberg gets out, and what's the first thing she does?
	Oh, yeah, so Bill Clinton gets her out.
	Bill Clinton was associated with the Weather Underground too.
	They get her out, and she becomes the fundraiser for BLM, which is, of course, just nothing to do with black equality.
	There's no black college fund that the BLM pays for.
	They buy the owner a massive house.
	One of them has an airport runway on the property.
	They make sure she's got some millions to shut her up, and they promote cultural Marxism and raise money for the radical left.
	And then you go, wait a minute.
	So how does this relate to Waukesha?
	I guess you're just saying that it relates to Waukesha in that the prosecutor there is a progressive?
	No, he's not just a progressive.
	He's a member of this movement and he's friends with Ayers.
	Miranda Devine did a great article about this.
	So the Wikipedia you'll get lost in forever.
	The Hill had a good article about this where they talk about the CAC, which Ayers ran and it helped get...
	No, that's not it.
	That's 2.7, I said, fuckhead.
	The CAC's agenda followed from Ayers' educational philosophy, which called for infusing students and their parents with a radical political commitment and which downplayed achievement tests in favor of activism.
	So that's the thing I was mentioning earlier.
	They translated Ayers' radicalism into practice.
	Instead of funding schools directly, it required schools to affiliate with external partners, which actually got the money.
	So this is the Hill article, 2.7.
	Hello, Radical.
	There's no link under 27.
	Thehill.com.
	Are you blind?
	Look above the words, the CAC's agenda.
	How we doing?
	The Hill Blogs Pundits Blog, Presidential Campaign, Obama and Bill Ayers Together from the Beginning.
	That doesn't ring a bell?
	It's in my notes.
	This is what I got for 2-7.
	That's 2.6.
	Oh, you're showing me your little email.
	Well, look up thehill.com, Obama and Bill Ayers Together from the Beginning.
	Not because we have to read from it, but because you guys can look this up later.
	It's a really good article about Ayers and Obama.
	So you realize there is systemic racism in this country, and domestic terrorism is our biggest threat.
	But the systemic racism is anti-white and anti-Western, anti-American.
	That's the systemic bigotry.
	And then the domestic terrorism are these motherfuckers.
	Proposals from groups focused on math, science achievement were turned down.
	Instead, they dispersed money through various far-left community organizers such as the Association of Community Organizations for Reform, aka ACORN, which James O'Keefe shut down.
	So go to 2.8, And you see the link between Waukesha, Bill Ayres, and this Bowdoin guy who was groomed for this shit at birth.
	Chisholm knew that this was going to happen as he kept releasing criminals again and again and again.
	Now, the difference between their anti-carceral, it's called, movement and ours is we want to end the drug war, end all these dumb gun laws, give everyone a gun, keep everyone armed.
	They just want criminals to be free.
	We don't want that.
	We are against all these fake domestic abuse cases, all that other shit.
	But we don't want rapists and murderers to go free with no bail.
	And we don't want you to say anything under $800 cannot be considered theft.
	Anyway, so the DA in Milwaukee, is it?
	Said, is there going to be an individual I divert or put into a treatment program who's going to go out and kill somebody?
	He told the Milwaukee Journal Central in 2007.
	You bet.
	Guaranteed.
	It's going to happen.
	He's talking about himself.
	He's saying, I am going to let so many people go that some of these guys are going to go murder people, but it's worth it for progressive prosecution.
	Today, he boasts he has almost achieved his goal of eliminating racial disparity in jails.
	Yeah, that's how he evens up blacks and whites in jail.
	He just lets blacks commit crimes without going to jail.
	That sounds fair.
	In some areas, there's almost no disparity.
	How about you mention the amount of time blacks commit crimes, though?
	If blacks are committing five times the crime and represent 50% of the staff in prison or the incarcerated, then you're not achieving any kind of justice.
	He told a panel March 11th when he appeared ready for this.
	So he said, I've almost achieved racial disparity in jails, eliminating it.
	He told a panel March 11th when he appeared with notorious San Francisco DA Chisa Bowden talking about the progressive prosecutor movement.
	It all comes full circle.
	So we realize the reason that they are focusing on proud boys and oath keepers and all these other people, all these other patriots, is they're trying to divert attention away from the real terrorists who are the radical Marxists.
	And the way you do that is you change the narrative.
	You brainwash kids.
	You get prosecutors and judges to be on your side.
	In other words, you make sure that you groom your people to eventually become prosecutors and judges.
	This DA was groomed literally from birth, from 14 months old.
	And then you look at Wikipedia to verify this pattern and look at the way they've changed discussing cultural Marxism.
	In 2014, by the way, I agree with both of these, but look at the first one.
	Zoom in on that.
	This is Wikipedia in 2014.
	It's a school offshoot of Marxism that conceives of culture as central to the legitimization of oppression, in addition to the economic factors that Karl Marx emphasized.
	Zoom out a bit, Ryan, you've cropped it.
	An outgrowth of Western Marxism, especially from Antonio Gramsky and the Frankfurt School, and finding popularity in the 60s, cultural studies, yes, yes, yes.
	Cultural Marxism argues that what appear as traditional cultural phenomena intrinsic to Western society, for instance, the drive for individuals acquisition associated with capitalism, nationalism, nuclear family, gender roles, race, and other forms of cultural identity, quite a run-on sentence here,
	are historically recent developments that help to justify and maintain hierarchy.
	This is critical theory in a nutshell.
	Cultural Marxists also use Marxist methods, historical research, the identification of economic interests, the study of mutually conditioning relations between parts of a social order to try and understand the complexity of power in contemporary society and to make it possible to criticize what cultural Marxists propose appears natural,
	but is in fact ideological.
	So even that is a left-wing, biased view of the plague that is cultural Marxism.
	Now, simply mentioning the concept is a far-right anti-Semitic conspiracy theory which claims Western Marxism as the...
	I can't read it now.
	It's behind me.
	Scroll up.
	As the basis of continuing academic and intellectual efforts to subvert Western culture.
	Yes, it is that, though.
	That's not a theory.
	The theory claims that an elite of Marxist theorists and Frankfurt school intellectuals are subverting Western society.
	I agree with everything here, except for the theory part.
	With a culture war that undermines the Christian values of traditional conservatism and promotes the cultural liberal values of the 1960s counterculture and multiculturalism, progressive politics, political correctness, misrepresented as identity politics created by critical theory.
	Yes.
	Don't they admit that?
	Yeah, they're pretty open about it.
	Remember the BLM saying we are trying to dismantle the nuclear family and I'm a trained Marxist.
	That's where we get these crazy ideas from with roots in the Nazi propaganda term cultural Bolshevism.
	The conspiracy theory originated in the net.
	But you guys have your roots in Bolshevism.
	You are Bolsheviks.
	While originally found only a far-right political fringe, the term began to enter mainstream discourse in the 2010s.
	That's not true.
	The conspiracy theory of Marxist culture wars, that's disproven, by the way, by you above Wikipedia in 2014.
	You were pretty sober when you discussed it.
	Were they using Nazi propaganda terms back then?
	Anyway, what's the final line?
	Scholarly analysis of the conspiracy theory has concluded that it has no basis, in fact.
	So that was pretty amazing.
	I mean, we've already known that what they accuse you of, they are guilty of themselves, like the politician that won't shut up about gays, and you inevitably find him grabbing some dude's dick at an airport bathroom.
	That's what they are.
	These lunatics bitching about domestic terrorism are domestic terrorists that are trying to hurt our Kids.
	And I mean, we're with one right now.
	Ryan is trying to hurt our kids.
	Ryan is not trying to hurt your kids.
	It's a simple fact.
	Why were you arrested then for pedophilia?
	My client, Ryan Katzorvar, didn't do it.
	A lot of folks may think he did it too.
	But he didn't.
	What's your relationship with Bill Ayers?
	Did you not launch your political career at his house?
	It's hard for me to...
	You also seem very tight with Louis Farrakhan.
	You're very big on anti-Americanism.
	And I think I know why, hi.
	I grew up in a tradition that didn't have privilege.
	You're just spouting black platitudes that someone else says.
	Of dealing with the myths and the legends.
	Because we had to bear the brother from two.
	I like your little jazz beard.
	Thanks.
	It's a soul patch, but just very low.
	All right, I think it's time to move on to the mailbag, don't you?
	Yes, indeed.
	Here's a weird one.
	We got a letter that is a cool green screen.
	So we're going to do our first green screen inside of the mailbag.
	This is exciting.
	You ready for that?
	This feels so weird.
	We're in a thing in a thing.
	Okay, so remember that there is the original upside-down chart that talks about hate and extremism and how you can spot if your, you know, Fox News dad has gone off the rails.
	And we looked at the chart and we basically agreed with everything on it.
	So there was a baby monster, I guess, or at least this was sent in by a baby monster, who has the scale, but for the left.
	And I thought, well, we went through the right-wing conspiracy chart.
	And by the way, if you're stealing YouTube videos, it would behoove you to put these two together.
	So we did the right-wing conspiracy chart.
	Let's zoom in on the left-wing one, shall we?
	So let's go down.
	Things that actually happened.
	So the garage door noose happened.
	Al Gore won.
	No, he didn't win.
	The garage door noose didn't happen.
	Although I've gone, there's been some back and forth on that.
	Some said, yes, it was used to pull the garage door down, but every single little rope thing on every other garage was just a rope with a knot.
	It was the only one with a noose.
	Who fucking cares, by the way?
	It's called like a rude joke.
	What if I went to my garage at NASCAR and there was a kilt there with a bottle of whiskey and it said, drink up, Mick?
	I'd go, you guys.
	I would definitely have a sip.
	Believing in the P-tape is insane.
	So these aren't things that actually happened.
	The P-tape I knew right out of the gate was bullshit because the idea that Trump, who is a germaphobe, would want girls to pee on anything.
	I don't think he's accepted into his heart that Melania poos or pees.
	So there's no way he wants random chicks pissing on anything.
	Kids in Cages was Trump.
	Yeah, that's a...
	So this shouldn't say things that actually happened, but that was idiotic.
	And we've quickly dispelled that with pictures that had dates on them from older articles.
	Most transparent administration, imagine believing that?
	I found a guy who was like, I'm so glad.
	I found this on Amy Siskin's feed, of course.
	I'm so glad that Biden is president.
	And then it was all these other people talking about how awesome he is and how glad they are that Trump isn't in office anymore.
	I'd understand that maybe in February or March, but imagine loving Biden today?
	It's tough.
	It's tough.
	All right, so we got those.
	I'm not sure we should pay attention to the circles anymore.
	Leaving reality.
	Two weeks to slow the spread.
	Well, you can't believe that now, right?
	Steele dossier has been heavily debunked.
	They just arrested the guy, the Russian, who was responsible for it.
	Mayor Pete is CIA.
	I haven't heard that one, have you?
	No.
	But there is something to it.
	There we go.
	Mayor Pete is CIA.
	So these are left-wing people who believe crazy shit.
	Was in unit that worked with CIA in Afghanistan.
	I don't give a shit.
	But left-wing people love Pete Buttijig.
	So I'm having a little trouble with this.
	And then Russian collusion, Jesus.
	If anyone still believes that, I'm stunned.
	This is kind of the problem with separating us and the American divorces.
	I haven't checked in with liberals in a while, and I don't know if they believe these already heavily debunked myths, the Steele Dossi and the Russian collusion.
	Reality denial, RBG.
	Well, you can't just write RBG.
	What does that mean?
	That she was killed.
	Taiwan isn't a country.
	I believe that.
	Do they have their own passport?
	Do they compete in the Olympics?
	When you send mail from Taiwan, does it say Republic of China in the top left?
	Yes, it does.
	Hands up, don't shoot.
	Yeah, I guess.
	You know what I would love if we could get God on the show and he could tell us what percentage of Americans believe Hands Up Don't Shoot.
	And I'd love to see it racially broken down.
	Fiery but mostly peaceful protests.
	You know what I've heard the left say about these?
	When compared to Jan 6th?
	I go, it was $3 billion of damage.
	They burned and looted the entire country.
	And they go, yeah, but that was a fight for civil rights.
	January 6th was fighting our very democracy, fighting our institutions.
	Civil rights?
	Louis Vuitton Purses piled up in your trunk is civil rights.
	Kyle crossed state lines.
	Yeah, this is all stuff where actually all of this is just stuff that it's amusing.
	It makes me smile.
	Jim Crow on steroids, that's a funny thing they say.
	They also say racism is alive and well.
	They love that one.
	Elizabeth Warren is a Native American.
	Yeah.
	I mean, if you believe any of this shit, you just haven't Googled it.
	Her test results came back and they were like 0.9% or something, which is less than the national average.
	And the weird part is she publicized them.
	And that was her way of saying, look, I told you I was part Indian and I am.
	Yeah, sort of.
	A fraction of 1%?
	Okay, go down a bit.
	Wasn't she going to write a native cookbook?
	If you're a fraction of 1%, you don't have a lot of fry bread recipes in your fucking past.
	Fine people, that is an idiotic thing Trump is blamed for.
	But we should learn all these so when we talk to liberals, we can go.
	No, he didn't call Nazis fine people.
	He was talking about the people who were there for the statues.
	He, in the same sentence, decried white nationalism.
	Republicans want to defund the police.
	What was that from again?
	Yeah, because, oh, I know what this was.
	The infrastructure bill is trillions of dollars.
	And what they do is they put shit in there for the cops.
	So when you say, this bill's nuts, it's too much.
	Then they go, oh, the police are in there.
	So you're anti-police.
	You want to defund police?
	No, it's the other hundreds of billions of dollars that I object to.
	Go back.
	Palestine, yes, giving a shit about Palestine is gay.
	I got in trouble for comparing them to dogs, but there is a lot to the analogy.
	I mean, they appreciate authority.
	They appreciate strength.
	They don't appreciate you being docile and saying, can we work on something?
	That's what these pro-Palestinian people never talk about the fact that Palestinians have no interest in any kind of negotiation at all.
	We learned that with Bill Clinton and Yasser Arafat.
	So drop it.
	What's Rebecca Jones?
	Americans using to track hurricanes and criminology.
	Oh, she's the one who's being sued.
	She was a billionaire?
	Yeah, she said it was due to...
	Okay.
	Oh, whistleblower.
	This rings a bell, but I don't know.
	I guess that's conspiracy.
	Data science to track hurricanes and criminology?
	Or climatology.
	She was fired from her job at the Department of Health.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	She was a...
	I remember her now.
	Yeah, yeah.
	She was a total fraud psycho-looney tune who was stealing information and trying to make it look like she was a whistleblower saving the world, but she was just a mentally ill saboteur.
	Yeah, she's fucking nuts.
	We covered that when it happened.
	Systemic racism is idiotic.
	Just take the booster.
	No, thank you.
	Highways are racist.
	Oh, that's the myth where we built the Long Island Expressway with low bridges so city buses couldn't make it up to Long Island and we ruined all the beaches.
	That's true, but they were built back when New York was as white as Maine.
	So they weren't trying to keep out blacks.
	They were trying to keep out the poor.
	The point is not to make a hurricane.
	No, no, it's not that we felt guilty, Pete.
	It's that you got the demographics wrong and the time wrong.
	Joe Rogan takes horse dewormer.
	I'd love to meet someone who still believes that.
	12 years to fix climate change.
	Rittenhouse shot black people.
	Yeah, this is a funny one.
	These are all funny.
	Okay, go to the very top one.
	Let's start on the one side here and then go over, right?
	Biden is fit for office is hilarious.
	Rittenhouse is a white supremacist, yes.
	Thinking this is a white supremacist salute.
	Yes, white supremacists have used this.
	All dogs are mammals.
	All cats are mammals.
	All cats are not dogs.
	It means liberals are nuts about racism.
	That's what it means.
	Stacey Abrams won Georgia.
	Menstruating people is insane.
	January 6th, Bomber was MTG.
	That one I don't understand.
	Marjorie Taylor Greene.
	What?
	I haven't heard that.
	Is that a thing people say?
	I fucking.
	I don't fucking know.
	Russian bounties.
	1-6 was worse than 9-11.
	What's Russian bounties?
	Hello?
	Don't show me your homework.
	Russian bounties were fake all along.
	But what are they?
	Moscow allegedly offered bounties to Taliban-linked militants to attack coalition forces in Afghanistan.
	Oh, I never heard that before.
	That's a new one.
	Okay, go back to the thing.
	Gen 6 was worse than 9-11.
	I mean, imagine saying that near someone who lost their family in 9-11, lost the patriarch of the family.
	Dad is dead.
	And you're like, yeah, but what about the meandering?
	That's worse than your dad dying.
	That's worse than your dad holding hands with a friend of his at his work and the two of them jumping off a building to their desk where they pop like water balloons.
	That's no meandering.
	Wherein, by the way, police killed two Patriots.
	They shot Ashley Babbitt and they beat to death that other woman they claim was trampled.
	So it was pretty bad for Patriots.
	It was, you could argue it was a Charlottesville for Patriots where they lost one person, Heather Heyer, and we lost two.
	You could also say that Waukesha was much worse than both of those because six people died.
	And by the way, they always say one child.
	That's true.
	One child did die in that crash.
	The other is struggling to hold on to her life.
	She's not declared dead yet, but she's in intensive care.
	Antifa is a myth, which is what Jerry Waddlewell said.
	Child care is infrastructure.
	That's in the bill.
	Biden inflation is transitory.
	CRT isn't being taught in school.
	That's been debunked so many fucking times.
	CPAC stage Nazi rune.
	Oh, that's that idiotic thing where they said the decorations, yeah, look like the Nazi rune.
	Like anyone thought of that.
	Like anyone wants to risk getting fired by doing a little wink wink.
	That's what Sam Hyde said, too.
	He said, Even if I was a Nazi, why would I risk losing my show by sneaking swastikas and Nazi imagery into the show?
	Who does that benefit?
	The secret cabal?
	Meanwhile, as we learned on today's show, there is a secret cabal.
	It's called the Weather Underground.
	There is a secret cabal.
	It's called Islamabad.
	Sorry, Islamberg.
	And it's linked to all the other militant Muslim, black Muslim camps all over the country.
	They all communicate with this one and follow this one Pakistani Muslim cleric.
	No mention of it.
	And it turned out the woman that built the stage was like a Democrat too.
	So it could have been someone.
	Oh, yeah, that rings the bell.
	It might have been in her subconscious, so she's drawing out shapes, and she just didn't realize where she got the idea.
	Border Patrol whips.
	Yeah, that was a funny one.
	See, but, and this is MAGA country.
	That's the juicy smole, of course.
	All of these things, when you hear them, it's just like astrology.
	And it tends to be women, I'm afraid.
	Shit chests, balls, banger, boomer, angry woman balls.
	Lesbians?
	Liberals.
	Boomerangry woman liberals.
	Tends to be that sort of teacher demographic.
	But when they say it, you can just sort of smile and go, oh, okay, you're a fucking idiot.
	I wonder if they hate him.
	Eddie Gloud, and they're just like, what else?
	Go say some more shit.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Go ahead.
	Like, what if that woman who was doing that was having a dinner party and a friend of hers said, hey, I invited Eddie Gloud.
	He's going to be here.
	And we had a hidden camera in her house.
	I think she'd go like this.
	Are you serious?
	I can't tell if you're serious.
	Yeah, I did.
	He's in town.
	You invited Eddie Gloud to our house?
	Yeah.
	I saw you.
	I saw him on your show.
	You loved him.
	Veronica.
	Are you kidding me?
	There goes my fucking...
	Why?
	Do you hate him?
	Are you racist?
	No, I'm not racist.
	He's a conversation hog.
	It's like, well, I guess for now we got to turn it into a dinner for schmucks.
	Invite fucking Tenahashi coats.
	Just go all out.
	He's a black Larry David.
	No, he's not.
	That's a terrible announcement.
	Okay.
	Now that's the...
	So that's our first letter.
	Update on the small A. Legal expert says guilty verdict is highly probable because of strong evidence.
	No shit.
	Oh, the evidence was fucking over the top.
	Like someone pointed out too, they're like, so he got jumped by two dudes, right?
	And he has like the tiniest marks.
	You know, when you help your friend move and you have a bruise and maybe a scratch on your leg?
	That's what he has.
	He has like a little chip and a little zoop after getting a pounding.
	And the picture, he's in a hospital bed recovering because he bared the brunt of it.
	Oh, yeah, here it is.
	Yeah, that's it.
	That's the picture I'm talking about.
	That looks pretty bad, man.
	Remember, that was our friend, Elliot Page, crying on Stephen Colbert about what this country's come to, where guys in MAGA hats pour bleach on blacks to make them white.
	Hi, Gav, Maddie, and the pinhead.
	This might not interest you in the slightest, but I found the attached post on Instagram completely baffling.
	Did they just diversity hire a pit bull?
	Also, with the history of being abused by its owner and suffering serious head trauma, I don't think it's the best candidate for the position.
	Maybe I'm just racist against pit bulls.
	I like you more than a friend.
	Yeah, I don't really want a rescue, pit bull rescue, doing police work.
	This might be ancient Chinese secret.
	It's an Asians using black woman as a punching bag, but I've never seen this on your show.
	What do you think of her heavy bag form?
	All right, let's see.
	Go full screen on it, Ninny.
	Oh, this is...
	I've seen this video a hundred times.
	Don't shoot her, nah, no, no.
	No cap.
	Don't shoot her.
	That means I ain't lying, right?
	Don't shoot her.
	On God.
	That's good.
	He's got in there.
	The other guy's like teaching him form.
	He's like, no, no, no.
	You want to kind of like get under the rib?
	See, like this?
	He's doing a right hook, which is true.
	Uppercuts are good for the right.
	Of course, body shots.
	But right hooks leave you way too vulnerable.
	Oh, a gun to the back of the head.
	I think she got sufficient bonks.
	All right, that was fun.
	Old video, though, Jay.
	What the hell?
	That's weird.
	I got the one from yesterday again.
	Chi-town funk, dear deep dish queers.
	The intellectual stud Victor David Hansen calls it our transformation into a therapeutic society.
	Non-stop Stuart Smiley self-affirmations, all to break us from our past as self-reliant, pioneering, stoic peoples who built the modern world.
	Pathetic.
	Is that what Chicago is doing right now?
	Therapeutic Society.
	See, the problem is when you show weakness like that, the other side doesn't go, hey, thanks, man.
	I really appreciate you acknowledging my suffering.
	They smell weakness and they punish you more.
	That's what I was saying about Palestine.
	The nicer Israel is to them, the more they demand.
	In the white people shouldn't exist space.
	That was a common sentiment.
	They were like, I don't give a fuck if you got Blm and the fucking in the fist inside your shit.
	I don't care for that shit.
	Go somewhere else with that shit.
	We don't care if you want our side.
	And then they contradict themselves.
	Like, there was no semblance of a conversation there.
	Well, I saw there was one point where they go, no, we was at a rally the other day and these white people, they laid down on the ground so the police couldn't get to us.
	So there are people out there who are learning.
	And I'm like, learning?
	Lying on the road so you can't get arrested?
	Is me learning?
	Well, then I want to stay ignorant.
	But it sounds like they're talking about a dog.
	You know?
	No, there's some good dogs out there that say when you say sit, they sit.
	Here we go.
	It's on.
	Looks like.
	It blew up.
	I saw it a hundred times yesterday.
	22 minutes of it.
	Why do white people exist?
	Oh, no, why do black people exist?
	Racism or crickblay.
	Oh, this is the one that we were in.
	I can't honestly say that I'm the one that I think that Ian Miles Chong started.
	Yeah.
	And some woman came in there trying to fish around.
	She's like, I'm sorry, but what's the point of this?
	And they're like, well, it's just a joke to flip around the race, but we're just getting in here and getting along.
	And it's like a regular talk.
	She's like, what do you mean by regular?
	Can I ask for a question?
	You mean not attacking people?
	That's what we mean by regular.
	Oh, thanks.
	Thanks.
	I'm sorry.
	Definitely being a Karen.
	I was really...
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	She stopped being a Karen.
	She just was trying to talk to Mike.
	When someone's trying to speak and you use your position of power in her state, she's the owner of the room.
	She's a white woman in a room called Why Do Black People Exist.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, it's egregious to just be speaking over people and being rude like that.
	It's just tacky and gross.
	Freddie, just second.
	Tacky and gross, you guys.
	How long did you jump in, man?
	I came in a little bit before you started over-talking Tariq and, you know, justifying white supremacy.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	Wait, wait a minute.
	Hold on.
	Let's stop there right there.
	How did I justify white supremacy?
	They helped me understand how I justified it.
	Exactly.
	It's interactions.
	So while you pose it.
	No, no, no, no, wait, hold on.
	Isn't it interesting how you look up why do white people exist and it's just a bunch of black people talking about how all white people need to die.
	And you look at why do black people exist and it's just white people getting attacked by black people.
	Right.
	And then the nuance, like there's like, they're trying to pick apart nuance.
	Like, what did you mean by when you said that a kind of way?
	Meanwhile, the other one's blatant, and it's like, I want white people to die.
	No, I ain't holding back.
	I want you to die.
	Possums.
	There's nothing to parse.
	It's just blatant.
	So there's that one.
	I haven't been able to find the why to white people exist.
	Okay, motorcycle key replacement, thought of you.
	And then the guy shows a video of a guy making a motorcycle key.
	Yeah, I went to my locksmith buddy.
	Remember I told you everyone needs a guy?
	And I have an amazing plumber guy that like people in Manhattan in building shit their pants if they could get him work on their to work on their skyrise.
	He replaced my water heater for like $1,800, which in New York City is mental.
	It's usually a $3,000 or $4,000 hour job up here.
	But I showed my locksmith guy this video and I said, do you think you could make a key?
	I lost my motorcycle key.
	And he goes, yeah, yeah.
	So he has to buy the right key first, right?
	With the right groove in the center and everything.
	So he digs one up in one of the piles of keys and I show him a picture of my key.
	He doesn't feel shit.
	But he uses a file and he did exactly what you just saw.
	But instead of clipping, he used a file.
	Worked like a charm.
	And then I found my key the next day.
	This is from someone named Carly.
	Is that a boy or a girl?
	Is it okay to stop having sex if your spouse constantly farts and takes dumps while you're around?
	One time after a BJ, he blasted one, a massive one.
	I'm scarred and scared.
	How can I find him doable again?
	I've emailed about this before.
	I'm not sure if you hated the question or didn't get to it.
	Haven't had sex since May.
	Come on.
	Yeah, but Carly, I agree with you.
	But isn't it as simple as saying, dude, like when you fart after a blowjob or take a shit around me, I'm disgusted.
	It doesn't make you look weak, but it's in the same universe.
	It makes you look gross.
	And I'm not into that.
	It's a little too intimate.
	I like to keep some mystery going.
	And then at least he knows why he's not getting any more BJs.
	So you've emailed the right guy.
	Maybe I didn't respond because I already made my position on this clear.
	Every time you fart around your wife, a blowjob loses its wings.
	Don't do it.
	Not going to do it.
	It's really foul.
	He stays down there, blasts a huge fart in his face, but he keeps at it.
	She blasts a huge fart.
	Then she blasts another huge fart in his face.
	Her.
	Are you all right down there?
	Sure, as long as you keep pumping that fresh air.
	A message about Gavin's Black Santa story.
	Are you a fucking mongoloid who gives a fuck if the guy who, no doubt voluntarily, dresses up as a museum Santa is black?
	Yes, I am that mongoloid.
	And no, he definitely was not volunteer.
	You crazy?
	Did your kids burst into tears at the sight of Black Santa or did they not give a shit like any other rational person would?
	I don't know.
	And I can't bring it up because I don't want my son to know that Santa doesn't exist.
	So I preempted the discussion by saying, it's a guy dressed up as Santa.
	No, my kids did not burst into tears.
	There was only one kid who's young enough, by the way.
	But I don't like them messing with this lore.
	It's my kids' innocence.
	Why don't you volunteer your time spreading some Christmas joy to children, and then you can teach them about all their Germanic Norse tradition of Christmas in a downtown museum in Chicago.
	not downtown.
	Santa's based on Father Christmas, which is an English tradition as well, you daft Scotch cunt.
	Yeah, it's Father, where do you think Father Christmas comes from?
	Jim Goad covered this beautifully in Tacky Mag when Megan Kelly got in trouble for saying Santa Claus is white.
	He covered it all.
	Father Christmas is an evolution of the Norse god who would fly around.
	It all comes from the sain Nick or whatever who would put the presents over the top of the walls in Greece to the prostitutes.
	It's all been well documented based on Father Christmas.
	That's a little more recent than what we're talking here, sir.
	Incredibly retarded story.
	You didn't come off as Larry Davis like you so clearly wanted.
	You came off as a mental, out-of-touch racist.
	I love the show usually, but why do you have to play up the most hog-like bigoted viewers who watch your show?
	Ryan clearly wants the show to be more of a comedy show, and that's when the show is best.
	But it's ruined by a 20-minute weird racial rant in the middle of at least one episode a week.
	I'm guessing, sir, that you don't have kids.
	I strongly agree with the Black Santa is not supposed to be black.
	I mean, they don't care about the tradition and the myths and the legends.
	Look what they did to Black Jesus.
	Like, it's all a joke.
	When you look at Black Santa, it's like rappers be like, I'm a Black Santa Claus.
	Yeah, look, Comedy Central.
	They don't give a fuck about the people that we give a fuck about.
	So it's not even parody.
	It's just an aberration.
	And Black Jesus is easier, too, because I can go, well, he was, you know, we're in the Middle East, and he probably looked like Anthony Cumia.
	He was probably swarthy.
	He probably had curly hair, dark, relatively olivey skin.
	He probably looked like a Sicilian.
	Yeah, but this is...
	And that's just silly.
	They don't handle these things with care.
	These are historic traditions.
	Check out the trailer for Santa Inc.
	if you haven't already.
	It's got Seth Rogan and Sarah Silverman in it, and it's extremely woke and cringe, but the real gold is in the YouTube comments, and they're hilarious.
	Two Jews were telling us about how important a Christian holiday is.
	Can two Christians cover Hanukkah for you?
	Another thing that they do all the time.
	Yeah.
	And we are the magic behind that day.
	So let's get these fucking kids some fucking presents.
	May I visit the hardest working man in Snowbiz?
	Good golly, he's jelly.
	Hey, Merry Christmas.
	You're on my naughty list.
	Santa's racist.
	More American kids believe in you than they do in vaccines or the Holocaust.
	That's great.
	I mean, disheartening for America, but great for us.
	I'm here from the North Paul Times.
	Have you decided who will succeed you at Santa Claus?
	Subtech Santa's old and knocking on death's door?
	Fuck you.
	I mean, good question.
	I'll give it some serious thought.
	Bye.
	There have been many Santa Clauses throughout history.
	Some were loved, others loathed.
	But the position of Santa has mostly been a white man's game.
	Okay.
	Exactly.
	It's fucking crazy.
	Things have gotta change.
	My advice to you is fuck up.
	There haven't been a bunch of Santas throughout history.
	It's been the same guy.
	He's immortal.
	I want to be the next Santa.
	If this is your dream, you have to at least make your case, bitch.
	You got a game antinode with that jolly bitch, bitch.
	Yeah, I'm a dealing shit.
	Wait, yeah, what?
	Make your case, bitch.
	You got a game antony with that jolly bitch.
	The only black so far is a black is a brown animal?
	Bitch?
	I know you're right, but do you really have to call me bitch?
	Oh, these comments are great.
	Like Tolkien said, evil cannot create, it can only corrupt.
	And one day, for no reason at all, the people voted Rudolph into power.
	Rudolph has 50,000 dislikes for those who can't see.
	Oh, wait, others can see the dislikes?
	Why do others get to see the dislikes?
	I don't know.
	Feedback shared with the screen.
	Oh, maybe they have some sort of code.
	Also, the elves claim that Santa visits every house, but not all the houses have chimneys, which I know because I never observe any smokestacks rising, which you'd expect.
	So are the elves lying?
	We must secure the existence of our holiday in a future for white Christmas.
	This is what Nick Frente has got in trouble for, by the way, laughing at edgy jokes.
	Rudolph once said, my spirit will rise from the grave and the world will see I was right.
	And indeed he was.
	Rudolph Antler.
	There's this great documentary called Rudolph the Hook Cross Reich Deer.
	The greatest story never told.
	I like that people started to finally realize the obviousness.
	Obviousness itself.
	Rudolph will never be forgotten.
	It's a shame that the holly frost never actually happened.
	Wow, holly frost.
	Fun historical fact, for the past 200 years or so, it wasn't uncommon for the elves to ship toys to both the north and the south pole simultaneously, even though the two hated and beat up each other.
	How kind of them.
	I don't really get that joke.
	Imagine how many more dislikes there would be if elves wouldn't delete the dislike count, thus making people use the button less.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	The only thing that happens when you push the dislike button is it goes to the creator.
	A Christmas movie being written, directed, produced, and acted by the same group of people that are responsible for the death of Santa.
	Imagine my surprise.
	Six million presents every Christmas Eve?
	That's not possible.
	It takes about one to five minutes to wrap a package and so on.
	Don't laugh at that.
	No.
	Like, Nick Fuentes can't fly.
	Right.
	And I don't mean he's incapable of flying.
	I mean, he cannot get on Any airline because he laughed at a joke like that.
	Somebody quoted Nick Fuentes in here, but they made it gingerbread cookies.
	So it's okay.
	Okay.
	What the hell is this?
	Gavin Ryguy, Eb DeBevix is only for an out-of-town asshole, for out-of-town assholes from Iowa.
	That's the themed restaurant I went to where I got abused and almost beat up the waitress.
	It's a tourist trap.
	It's like eating at Rainforest Cafe in Times Square.
	No Chicagoan ever goes there.
	Also, almost all the museums are run by the city and staffed by locals generally in patronage positions.
	The Museum of Science and Industry is surrounded on all sides, with the exception of Hyde Park, for five miles by ghettos.
	Thus the black staff.
	Yes, true, but it's off the highway by the lake.
	So it's not really part of the hood.
	It's like if you had a highway, you had a museum on the other side of FDR that was next to Harlem.
	It's not like everyone from Harlem is going there.
	It's just near.
	There's a gigantic highway in the way.
	Finally, if you were only in the tourist parts of town, you were likely only running into other tourists and the packs of black kids preying on them.
	The Mag Mile has one of the highest incidences of strong-armed robbery.
	Just a bunch of fat people from Des Moines hoping not to get robbed or beaten by 20, 14-year-old black kids.
	The neighborhoods are different.
	Yeah, of course.
	I wasn't talking about the suburbs.
	I was staying in the suburbs.
	I was in the north something.
	Donny Corey, over the last month or so, there have been about a half dozen highly lucrative and highly organized robberies all along or just off the mag mile here.
	A lot of them were carried out in broad daylight by who police describe as one or more groups of teenagers.
	I think I'm a watch here, and so it makes me like worried.
	I don't want to be down here alone.
	October 29th at the high-end Dior storm on rush.
	Police say three people.
	Okay, we get it.
	We get it.
	We get it.
	Well, it is a very unfortunate situation.
	G-Dog and Ryan, guys.
	So the night after Rittenhouse's verdict, about 40 Antifa idiots targeted my quiet, out-of-the-way Queens neighborhood.
	He spelt quiet wrong, by the way.
	They smashed up cars, spray painted on them as well, threw stuff at people, ripped down flags.
	They targeted us because we're a mostly white and pro-police neighborhood.
	The local councilman, Robert Holden, happens to live around the block from me.
	He's a goofy seven-year-old Democrat, but he refuses to shit on the cops.
	So he was targeted as well.
	I'm surprised that Antifa knows that much about Queens.
	They're all like East Village, West Village, Williamsburg, Brooklyn, Bushwick guys.
	This is over a week later, and he still has police in front of his home 24-7.
	Check out this article.
	It shows the damage done, as well as one of the five dummies they arrested.
	He's especially ridiculous looking.
	And he's a New Jersey teacher.
	You couldn't make this shit up.
	Also, one of the arrested was carrying a hatchet and a hammer.
	Oh, my God.
	You're the teacher.
	You're a teacher when you had the fucking hair.
	Look at that.
	Goof.
	Wait, that's a teacher.
	That's got to be somebody else.
	No, I think that's a teacher.
	Unbelievable.
	Believable.
	There's Keenan Thompson.
	He's immersing himself in the role for an imminent skit.
	Following the attack, Eric Adams came to the neighborhood to speak out against the attack, but he had no shoehorn in that Proud Boys had a gathering in the city.
	As if these two things are similar in any way.
	It'd be national news if the Proud Boys targeted a demi anti-cop neighborhood and did what these idiots did.
	Anyway, thanks for checking this out.
	Blah, blah, blah, blah.
	These people are really going out of their way to target people they don't agree with.
	I don't see how trashing a neighborhood in Queens after this verdict can make any sense to them.
	They're just filled with hate and confusion.
	In the process, we're seeing both sides of the extreme trying to hijack our way of life in the city.
	Today, the Proud Boys are in Manhattan.
	Yesterday, we saw an anarchist group here in this part of Queens.
	They will not disrupt our way of life.
	We will have a city that continues to allow the freedom of speech without the disruption of the...
	What damage did the Prowboys do?
	Oh, yeah, they went up the exit sign, didn't pay their subway tolls.
	That's the same as vandalizing politicians and needing cops outside to guard vandalizing an entire civic and community leadership.
	Hypocrisy.
	What's up, G-Dog and Ryga?
	You got it all wrong about Chirac.
	First of all, how MAGA could your family possibly be if they're making you take a hoax vax test before you can walk into their party?
	True, they're relatively MAGA, but the mom is very, very old and quite sick.
	Secondly, where in the city were you?
	Everything on the north side is fags and libs.
	Yes, I was in a faggy liberal area.
	It's called North Something.
	About 50 minutes by train from the city.
	Thirdly, if you're ever in the city again, spend some time in the white areas on the south side, such as Bridgeport, Canaryville, Beverly, Mount Greenwood.
	You'll find it refreshing, burgeoning with tribal pride and no fucks-given attitudes on race relations.
	Mount Greenwood is the safest area in the entire city and maintains borders like North Korea.
	Yeah, but I would never deny that the outlying areas are cool.
	I mean, Austin is a liberal shithole, but every little community around it is great.
	Chicago is a whole different animal than New York.
	It's incredibly balkanized.
	Even the structure of the city was once aimed at creating buffer zones between the three main races of the city.
	The only exception to these rules is the neighborhood Obama lived in, Hyde Park, which still isn't even close to be safe at night.
	I moved from that shithole when I was 30.
	I live in Indiana now.
	I would literally never move back under any circumstances.
	However, white capitulation is not as pervasive as you have observed.
	Anyone showing that type of white guild is virtue signaling?
	I could talk for hours about it, but won't bother.
	Attaches a video of a suburb in northwest Indiana and how they dealt with BLM marching in their town.
	Fuck you with the shoe that is the high heel.
	Yeah, it's.
	Yeah, I don't want to fuck with any of those people, even those women.
	If I was their neighbor, I wouldn't even ask for ketchup.
	I'd say, Jarvis, give me some ketchup.
	Okay, last one.
	Kyle Rittenhouse.
	Hey, G-Dog and Big.
	I'm not very familiar with the defamation suits, but I just don't see how shitting on the right and proud boys and sucking the ass of BLM would help you out.
	There's literally no proof that he's a white supremacist, even without his most recent statements.
	It just seems like it's another case of somebody trying to suck up to the left in hopes to like them and they never will.
	I could be retarded and wrong.
	Yeah, but here's the thing.
	Max and John got four years because of taking quotes from my show, taking them out of context, and the jury was a bunch of sex in the city, stupid bitches from Middle America who were LARPing as sophisticated New Yorkers.
	And they loved the idea of putting a New Yorker in jail.
	I mean, a Nazi in jail.
	It had nothing to do with justice or truth.
	So if you were going to sue someone for calling you a racist, you had better get the proud boy's stink off you or they will use that.
	It's not evidence, but...
	We've just heard about our justice system and the progressive prosecutor movement, the peepee movement.
	So the truth is secondary.
	It's a PR contest.
	And if you're entering a PR pissing contest, then you better separate yourselves from the guys known as neo-fascists, or you're going to lose millions of dollars.
	And I promise you.
	Oh, look at that.
	Go ahead.
	That's your new thing you made?
	I'm running into harm's way.
	That's why I have my way.
	Just leave you fuckers alone.
	I'm going to fucking kill you.
	Pretty good.
	What's that song?
	Some queer 90s.
	Is that stained?
	No, it's Filter.
	Hey, Man, Nice Shot is the song.
	I tweeted that out, and the guy, the basis, the original basis for the band retweets it.
	He's based.
	Oh, okay.
	That changes everything.
	He's fucking cool.
	Frank fucking Kavanaugh.
	His name is.
	So, yeah.
	Kyle Rittenhouse reportedly quits ASU.
	That's a fucking shame.
	He can't have a life.
	The college he was going to go to.
	Oh, my God.
	Yeah.
	Can't have a life.
	But he wasn't even on campus.
	He was just going to zoom in.
	It's crazy.
	Can't go to school.
	Nope.
	I don't think my kids are going to be able to go to certain colleges.
	Any college that would deny you because of that is like...
	Is it even worth it to go there to that place?
	I don't know.
	What college did you go to?
	The College of the Hard Knocks or something?
	Maybe if you've been to college, you could remember colloquialisms like the School of Hard Knocks.
	I hear it's a waste of time and money.
	It is.
	Do you really believe it?
	Absolutely.
	Right?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It's like fucking...
	And then the attitudes and the opinions of those kids.
	It's like I scream it every day.
	You come out dumber than when you went in.
	And broker.
	And broker.
	Fucking crazy.
	Like that awesome date.
	All right, guys.
	So heavy news shows on Monday and Tuesday because I usually haven't seen you in so long.
	A lot to catch up on, especially this weather underground thing and the progressive prosecutor movement.
	Jeez, Louise.
	Like there's something so eerie about someone being groomed from birth.
	It's like the Dalai Lama.
	But mean.
	Like, is this a monarchy?
	We groom kings from birth now?
	That's what he is.
	He's King DA.
	But let's go to the final video.
	Let's go to 4-3 and check to see if demons are real and if we're living in hell.
	What do you think, Brian?
	I think that is a great idea.
	I'm going to focus this every time people ask me the same questions over and over again.
	My name's Farah.
	I am a trans woman as well as an intersex woman.
	My pronouns are she, her, stop.
	Stop.
	I'll tell you what everyone asks you all the time.
	Are those tattoos real?
	Is that hole in your nose a piercing?
	Those are the two questions you get on a regular basis.
	No one asks you what your pronouns are.
	No one asks you what your name is.
	They never want to see you again.
	You can't be around kids.
	You'll give them nightmares.
	So are you a trans goddess?
	Like, no one's asked that.
	Hi, sorry to bother you.
	I'm just, I'm new to this town.
	I've never seen it before.
	Are you a trans goddess?
	And what are your pronouns?
	Never comes up.
	Look.
	Are you that beautiful, beautiful bird?
	Are your tattoos real?
	Is that what's with the hole in the nose?
	That's all anyone wants to know.
	And the answer is yes.
	And I started with the small piercing and I kept stretching it and stretching it.
	And now I have a fucked up nose.
	Because she's going to kill herself.
	There's some big Antifa chick who just killed herself.
	Itself, Z's self.
	She was a sex worker who was especially fond of pain.
	So she would poke pins through her skin.
	And they're all very sensitive about it.
	They want to kill Andy No for not being reverent enough about her death.
	I don't think it's kosher to mock the dead.
	But the reason I bring her up is because this is clearly mental illness.
	And instead of normalizing it, these people need treatment.
	They don't need a tattoo gun or a piercing gun or the eyeballs are tattooed.
	I'm sure that's another question you get.
	I am disabled.
	My eyes are tattooed.
	My nose is a piercing.
	I identify as a threat, a nightmare, and a goddess.
	So please bow down to me.
	I do not believe in God.
	I don't worship the devil.
	But yes, I am a Satanist, which means I am my own God and I worship myself.
	Thank you.
	Have a good day.
	I am a Satanist, but I don't believe in Satan, which means I worship myself as a God.
	Okay, God, you look like shit.
	You know who that sort of looks like?
	It's Carpe Donctum.
	Oh, wow.
	It does.
	You know, you can see like a Midwestern guy in there who's like, do you want cheese on your burger?
	I do not.
	Yeah, sure.
	Whoa, what happened to you?
	Oh, I became a goddess since you last saw me, a satanic goddess.
	I feel like I'm a doad.
	So yes, demons are here.
	Demons are real.
	They walk among us.
	They are out to get our kids.
	We knew that.
	We talked about the war on kids.
	We've become obsessed with it, a regular thing.
	What I didn't recognize is that Bill Ayers is behind it, and this has been planned for my entire life.
	The past half century, these radicals have been laying the groundwork.
	Yes, some of them went to jail for too obviously killing people, but many didn't.
	And they now decide who's president, what gender your children are, what they learn about the country, and who goes to jail.
	And they've decided black people should not go to jail.
	I don't give a shit what race you are.
	People who put other people in danger need to go to jail.
	And that includes guys who run over their girlfriends with their SUV.
	The progressive prosecutors don't think that, so they let him go.
	He then, after saying, I hate old people, I want to kill them all, went and ran over a bunch of dancing grannies.
	So their anti-system doesn't work.
	We may overlap on disapproval with the military prison complex, but they have added this strange racial justice element to it, which all it's doing is letting black criminals go and throwing white dudes in jail like Max and John.
	So whenever you let socialists gain power, whenever they have any kind of authority, you have let evil take root.
	And what did Otoya Yamaguchi say after he assassinated the head of the Socialist Party?
	He said, never let evil take root.
	He wrote it on his cell in blood.
	And we should never let evil take root or at least try to uproot it now because it's well established in our soil.
	These people run deep.
	Is it irrevocable?
	Is it hopeless?
	I don't think so.
	I'm prepared to fight no matter what it takes.
	And I implore you to do the same.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	You know, my God, if we have to build the money, is this what we are?
	I will eat your ass.

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