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Nov. 2, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E50 - ONE OF US

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	There's no video for that, right?
	It's just SoundCloud.
	Yeah.
	I guess he's a SoundCloud rapper.
	Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
	That was Negative XP, aka Shooter.
	Formerly school shooter.
	Formerly school shooter.
	That's a thing with the kids where when they have a 4chan dude they like, they frame him and make it look like he shot up a school.
	They do it to Sam Hyde on a regular basis.
	People fall for it on a regular basis.
	And they did that to this Dolt Fontana.
	Tony Fontana?
	Tony Fontana.
	Wow, yeah, he has a mob name.
	This was the guy we were talking about last week who said conservatives will not make the next big thing.
	They're too square.
	They're boring.
	And I didn't know who he was back then, but that irked me.
	And it's been sticking with me for a while because I hate the concept of you saying someone with a certain political belief can't create art.
	And the other thing that pisses me off about it is the way that this political belief is depicted in modern clown world, which is if you're not raping girls in the bathroom dressed as a woman in a trans skirt in high school,
	you're Pat Buchanan.
	Like they just do not allow for any nuance outside of them.
	And the craziest part is, too, they depict their world as this over-the-top.
	This is driving me fucking nuts.
	Every time I sit down, my tile goes doodly doot, doodly doot, doodly doot, bedeep dope.
	To let you know.
	To let me know that I have an ass.
	But their depiction of their own core beliefs is not Cornell West.
	This is not free speech liberals.
	This is not Dave Rubin.
	This is lunatics, AOC, trillion dollar, multi-trillion dollar green new deals, calling half the country domestic terrorists.
	If you don't support that, then you must be a Nazi yourself.
	If you don't think that half the country are domestic terrorists who are going to kill us all and way scarier than any jihadists, then you are a Nazi.
	What?
	Like, separate yourself from it.
	Just land from outer space and hear that argument.
	You just go, what?
	If you were reading about Spain in the 1700s and there was a group that had this criteria and everyone else was seen as a radical if you didn't follow these insane beliefs that men and women don't exist and all that shit, you'd go, that sounds like bullshit.
	I know I'm out of context.
	I'm not in Spain hundreds of years ago, but that sounds like fucking bullshit.
	And that brought me to the sort of incel thing I've been ignoring.
	I didn't give Virgin Fest and the incel movement enough credence because of some personal pet peeves I have.
	I hate that grown men play video games.
	I hate anime and any kind of glorification of fucking Sailor Moon type shit, whatever the new ones are called, because you're sexualizing young children.
	And just like video games, it's a permanent fantilization.
	And thirdly, I hate live streaming.
	I hate the sitting there and the getting the comments with no prep whatsoever.
	Like I spend hours preparing for the show, try to keep it amusing.
	But for someone just to sit there and go, what's this bird which is a bald eagle?
	I don't know what that is.
	Like that's not entertainment.
	That's like when we were 13, we'd be talking to girls on the phone for four hours.
	And they would be babysitting sometimes and they would read a kid's book and you just sit there listening to a kid's book like you're killing time, which is not what entertainment is about.
	So anyway, Anthony Fentano is the guy who said that and he said it because I've since learned that he was kind of an Edge Lord Sam Hyde type of guy.
	And they did the mass shooter thing.
	He freaked out and sued the newspaper for using his picture for a mass shooter, which is gay and boring and not funny.
	And then Fader did an article on how he has an alt-right YouTube page, which wasn't at all.
	It was just a silly YouTube page.
	I think he sued them too because that's gone.
	And then he turned on all his old buddies, the Sam Hyde types.
	Oh, there we go.
	I knew it.
	You could just tell.
	If he's going to sue that one place, he's going to sue the others.
	And he turned on all them and said, no, they're evil.
	And that's why he said the conservative thing that haunted me and pissed me off for so many days.
	And then I realized that this new thing, like the new punk, whatever, kind of is this music.
	And they say that good art comes from oppression.
	These guys have been sequestered.
	Like first they get told, you, oh wait, told off.
	I want to hear that.
	I haven't seen it yet.
	First they get told, you either suck a woman's penis or you're a transphobe.
	That's what sex is.
	So if you don't suck a woman's penis, no one's fucking you and you're going to be involuntarily celibate.
	And they go, huh, those aren't great options, but okay, I guess I'll choose involuntarily celibate.
	And then they said, you can't do concerts.
	We don't want you on YouTube.
	You're banned from social media.
	All right, I guess I'll do SoundCloud and 4chan.
	And you can't have concerts.
	You can't have venues because you're racist.
	What are you talking about?
	Racist?
	Where does all this come from?
	I just didn't want to suck a woman's dick.
	No, you're evil.
	So they have a festival out in the forest.
	And what happens?
	It gets crashed by losers, but it also, they attack the woman who organized the thing.
	They're in the middle of the fucking woods.
	Leave them alone.
	Get off of their lawn.
	You fucking fascist pigs.
	The ones screaming, keep it real the loudest are the ones the most full of shit.
	The ones yelling about fascism the most are the fucking fascists.
	So that pissed me off.
	And there's a girl who organized Virgin Fest, Raven, I think her name is.
	That's so Raven.
	And she got pilloried for this.
	See if you can dig her up.
	I want to get her on the show.
	Sure.
	I know this is a little last minute, but it's what I was thinking of on the way to work today as I just stared at unemployed men dressed like children.
	Look at the guy's 40, black guy.
	He's got a Wu-Tang clan shirt on and a backpack with a bunch of junk in it.
	Clearly unemployed.
	What are you doing, dude?
	Grow the fuck up, Wu-Tang clan?
	You have a band on your shirt at fucking 40-something?
	That's okay for a teenager like her.
	Yeah, she calls herself a teen in this video.
	I love how she's...
	Look at that, health conscious.
	I am a gigantic fat pig that's dying.
	I'm inhaling carcinogenic chemicals that are on fire into my face, but I don't want to get COVID.
	Actually, it kind of makes sense because someone like that is the most vulnerable to COVID.
	So they, how did they know they were Antifa?
	I think they were saying shit, and like this guy here, he.
	By the way, these are our enemies.
	Antifa shows up with a pack of Palmauls and a fucking $200 Hallie Hansen jacket.
	You're the one asshole that looks like a douchebag.
	You look like an asshole.
	You're the one asshole that looks like a douchebag.
	I'm putting tats on these kids.
	I'm a gay furry.
	I'm a left-leaned gay furry.
	And like, I mean, these people are cool.
	People are fucking cool as shit.
	You're not the cool.
	Fuck off.
	So he tries to explain to him.
	That's the girl I want on the show.
	She's the organizer.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, with the airbrush shirt.
	Yeah.
	But he's saying, you know, this is for like angsty teens that want to express themselves.
	She's like, I'm an angsty teen.
	She's like, you're a teen?
	So she goes up, tries to disrupt the whole thing by standing next to the performer.
	That's her idea of a good time.
	Okay.
	And they do a middle finger.
	That's a weird middle finger, isn't it?
	I don't like that.
	Let me see your middle finger.
	We've done this before, but sure.
	I don't want to point it at you because you're my boss and I respect you.
	So I'll put it here.
	Shut up.
	Yeah, that's a normal one.
	You could do this.
	Yeah, no.
	It should look like you're trying to put up someone's ass.
	Because I think that's somewhere into the mythology of the fuck you finger.
	This is a good one.
	What is this shit?
	If you just throw it up.
	Nah, I don't like it.
	This is weird.
	My friend used to do this.
	Like when somebody's, we would shoot down an idea he had.
	He was the rapper in our band, and he would just go, not even point at anybody.
	Yeah, I kind of like that.
	It's fun.
	That's still better like this.
	Right.
	You know what I did to Larry today with my gloves on?
	What?
	I go, guess what's going on right now?
	Under the glove?
	And he goes, what?
	I go, I'm giving you the finger.
	He pinned you against a wall, and I thought he would surely have your lunch.
	But he showed mercy on you the other day.
	He didn't show mercy on me.
	A frog was messing with a tiger.
	I just let him play up against my leg.
	The frog in the tiger.
	So look what they do as she's leaving.
	What is she even saying?
	I think she ultimately wants to be part of this.
	I think this crashing it was joining it.
	Yeah, but she doesn't know how to make friends.
	Frito hat.
	I mean, she's got to be in cell.
	Look how bad he feels too.
	He's like, I had to do it.
	Yep.
	You got to, you know?
	It's like just doing your part.
	Kicking out the trash.
	Got to put Fritos on a stupid bitch.
	That's a drop.
	So the opening song was fuck Anthony Fauci, and that was Fauci, Anthony Fantano, and that was shooters saying, fuck this guy.
	And I have a problem with critics, by the way.
	I'll never forget Dash Snow.
	20 years ago, when I was doing Vice, he said, I don't understand why you run around a little notepad writing about what other people are doing and then documenting it and taking pictures and writing it up.
	Like, why don't you just do a thing?
	And of course, if you're a critic, you're here.
	If you're creating the stuff, you're up here.
	If you're consuming it, you don't have to worry about the hierarchy.
	You're on your own having a gay old time.
	But like listening to records that bands have painstakingly put together and being like, what I find really interesting on this third track.
	I started barfing there.
	Is pathetic.
	For example, Sisko and Ebert, right?
	The most accomplished critics of all time.
	Have you ever seen their fucking movie?
	Yeah, yeah.
	The Valley of the Dolls?
	It's shocking.
	Or the red letter media guys who do the Star Wars reviews with the funny Dream Wars, like Dersh.
	They're really funny reviews.
	But I checked out a movie they did and it was unwatchable.
	Unwatchable.
	So, okay, so that's, we got that out of the way.
	Now let's hear the Sam Hyde thing.
	Because everyone is rightfully mad at him for, you know, jumping on the bandwagon.
	Then as soon as the shit got hot out, they went, no, it's not.
	I hate those people.
	He's anti-art.
	He's not responding to this, by the way.
	Your favorite songs might be a leap with old boy with Fupa.
	I see you.
	I'm going to loop the Fintano for grabbing me.
	Tweeting at me, but the nigga ain't had me.
	He's falling off.
	I just made that happen to me.
	If I was Fintando, I get me a rifle.
	Kill Fantano.
	Right hand on the Bible.
	Are you a critic?
	And they fell on no record.
	Back on record, you said the world record.
	I'ma do him my world.
	Make sure that you record.
	I'ma hold him down while you shoot at his teeth.
	Quick, hold him up.
	I'ma shoot at his teeth.
	Shooting at his balls, I don't want him to peep.
	I think he's a mummy.
	Why would he bleed?
	Catch that nigga riding like a thief.
	Popping the perfect Pokemon weed.
	Napping his wife be scared.
	Sam Hyde was on Fantano's show.
	Yeah.
	And he said, he had a great bit.
	Sam Hyde did.
	He goes, I will beat the living shit out of Lena Dunham.
	Fuck her up.
	Right.
	Within an inch of her life.
	Kill her afterwards.
	Beat her mercilessly.
	Smash her face in till her brains are all over the place.
	If she ever did something that allowed me to do that legally.
	In self-defense.
	In self-defense.
	I would never do that otherwise.
	You have an egg-shaped penis like Christine.
	So I think their biggest hit, right?
	These guys, what do we call these guys?
	The incel crew?
	They're incels.
	The incel crew.
	Good work, Ryan.
	There's something better than that.
	But his big hit was the Scott Pilgrim song.
	It's called the Incel Movement.
	No, not necessarily, dude.
	There's the incel movement like that documentary we saw.
	What was that?
	No GF.
	Life sucks.
	The feeling when no girl cores.
	Like Incel Core is much better word than the incel crew or the incel movement.
	So just because you're involuntarily celibate doesn't mean you're at Virgin Fest.
	But this, just for us old timers, let's go back to their Hound Dog, their original rock and roll hit.
	Scott Pilgrim.
	I was going to send this to my daughter, and then luckily I watched the entire video, and there's stuff towards the end about these girls get so sexual with porn and stuff.
	They're saying shit like, daddy, come in my mouth.
	I almost sent my daughter something that has those lyrics at the end.
	Wait, go back.
	Anthony Fantano is behind my head in that shot.
	Wait, I think I just saw him.
	No, no, not one of those pictures, dumbass.
	This unimportantly uses these to find new music.
	And we featured this song on the show before and loved it.
	In fact, our own Hallowed, we talked about shit last year.
	But this is forming into something else much more consequential.
	And it's not just guys who weren't invited to the cool party making their own music on their own time.
	Now, it's a reaction to this left-wing fascism that the entire country is under, which is sort of the theme of this show.
	We'll talk about the meandering.
	Joe Biggs and Ethan Nordine in solitary for 25 days is the same problem.
	It's the same thing.
	It's tyranny.
	Now, in the first half, we've got this incel tyranny where fucking losers like Fantano have decided that if you don't go with the radical left, then you are radical right.
	You're 100% with us.
	You're 100% against us.
	And he's only doing that because they threatened him.
	So it's cultural.
	We have cultural tyranny where you have to be part of this ridiculous group or you're a Nazi.
	And then we have political tyranny where you have to follow Joe Biden of all people, my pet Biden, or you go to jail.
	And if you wreck stuff, you can burn down the country for two years if you're on the radical left.
	Don't get me wrong.
	That's fine.
	35 people dead in the riots, 3 billion worth of damage.
	Don't worry about it.
	But if you make a rude gesture towards the White House, you're pro-Trump and Biden is about to be in office.
	You're a Nazi.
	Meanwhile, the fucking Kavanaugh protesters stormed the Capitol.
	And no one knows about this.
	The Black Panthers took over the Capitol with weapons.
	In, I think it was 68, the Black Panthers went in there.
	I don't know what maybe it was after MLK was shot.
	They went in there in the Capitol, armed, took it over.
	And what did America think?
	That's cool.
	Black privilege.
	What year was that?
	Look, everyone loves it.
	And I'm not going to lie, it does look cool.
	Capital's invaded?
	That would be May 2nd, 1967.
	Ah.
	Interesting that Martin Luther King was shot but a year or two later.
	Like checking your papers.
	They're like, you do have a permit to be here with guns.
	Oh, I hate that dumb myth.
	Like, the NRA wants everyone to have guns until they see black people with guns.
	It's just false.
	They don't give a fuck.
	They want everyone to have a fucking gun, all American citizens.
	Anyway, so go back to our guy, Boom Boom, just to remind, I would be remiss if I didn't include our own people.
	Keep fighting, stay brave.
	No, I'm going to 1-3.
	I used to play this with him.
	This is cool.
	Talk about the overlap with this culture and political tyranny.
	There's Kyle Rittenhouse and St. Louis guy.
	And St. Louis guy in meme clothes or with meme heads.
	So we covered that.
	And let me just go to one, jump ahead to 1.8 as the origin behind this radicalization of young men.
	This is, oh, this was from Schuter himself.
	This is what people who have sex look like.
	Does that sound up?
	And then Stone Toss, he's got a comic out today that also summarizes it beautifully.
	I started doing the no-nut November thing.
	Why?
	To get healthier.
	How so?
	And look at the fucking bedroom with the butt plugs and the furries and the pills and the anime shit.
	And the flashlight and SSRI bottle.
	Okay, that brings us to the meandering.
	Kyle Rittenhouse.
	He better walk.
	He had better fucking walk or I'm going to be mad.
	Yeah, this is a good, a well-themed show.
	This is all pieced together because then we got LGBT after that.
	And ideally, Rachel at some point.
	Oh, we've already skipped over her, I guess.
	Wait, no, no.
	It's okay because this all goes together.
	So Rachel could come in at any time.
	Raven.
	Raven, sorry.
	That's so Rachel.
	So anyway, jumping ahead here, I emailed this guy, Dominic Mastrangello.
	A lot of WAPs on today's episode.
	And I said, what's with the Proud Boys in lowercase?
	Is that like a little passive-aggressive thing?
	Like when white is lowercase and black is uppercase?
	Look at that.
	Even in the header, they make Proud Boys lowercase.
	What a weird flex, as they say.
	So we're abandoning the cultural tyranny, getting into political tyranny and the meandering.
	Fox Nation, which is Fox's sort of digital imprint, Tucker has a thing on there that just came out about the January 6th attack.
	It's really good.
	I have a stupid pet peeve I'm reluctant to even share with you.
	Oh, they talk about the fire hydrant lie.
	Turn it up.
	A rioter hit Officer Signick in the head with a fire extinguisher.
	Hit him in the head with a fire extinguisher, bludgeoned with a fire extinguisher.
	There's just one problem with this story.
	It never happened.
	The New York Times has quietly retracted its story about the death of Capitol Police Officer Brian Sicknick.
	There was no such thing.
	There was no fire extinguisher involved at all.
	And the paper is backpedaling, admitting that it's possible he was never even hit at all.
	New York Times retracted the story.
	They moved to a different story.
	Cater is seen spraying bear spray into the face of Officer Brian Sicknick.
	It was bear spray.
	Dude, your mouse is fucking up this image, you absolute fuckhead.
	Revolver News found the video shows no spray coming out of the container.
	It's a lie.
	Sure enough, Brian.
	The D.C. medical examiner today ruled that Capitol Hill Police Officer Brian Sicknick died of natural causes.
	Officer Sicknick died of natural causes.
	He did not die.
	So it's a really well done doc.
	But there's my pet peeve.
	The lack of Chirons.
	Who the fuck is that guy?
	Oh, yeah.
	And I tell this to documentary filmmakers, including that incel chick.
	I want them throughout the movie because I might be skipping around.
	Like, you don't have to tell me who Stephen Colbert is, but even that Brian Gumble dude, whatever his name is, that guy, I definitely need it.
	And if it's Lester Holt.
	If it's just a regular dude who was at the Capitol, just say like Kevin Neiman, farmer, Arizona, Indiana.
	I need information here, folks.
	Anyway, that's just my silly little gripe.
	Imagine Jared Holt is related to Lester Holt.
	Hold on, let me imagine it.
	That was a nice break of Lester.
	But go back to Jim Acosta.
	So Jim Acosta is not happy about this.
	They are putting all their eggs in this basket.
	And you have to see the meandering as the end of the world.
	So when Tucker refutes it, then it's irrelevant proud boy porn.
	Why the fuck is that lowercase?
	Why federal investigators and millions of Americans are terrified by right-wing violence in this country is because it keeps happening.
	And Tucker Carlson is inciting more of it.
	Tucker is calling it propaganda flick.
	What did we work out yesterday, folks?
	Spider bites, snake bites.
	I'm sorry, something wrong with my throat today.
	Six to ten a year die.
	Nazis kill three people a year.
	And that's going back to 2000.
	If we go back to 2000 on jihadists, it's going to look pretty bad for them.
	Pretty, pretty bad.
	Because there was that fateful day a year later, 2001, where we lost 3,000 of us.
	But anyway, let's hear his examples of this looming threat that is driving young punk kids out into the forest.
	Patriot Purge?
	It's nothing more than proud boy porn.
	And the worst part is that a major corporation in America, Fox, is bankrolling it.
	Now, Fox is insisting Tucker's manifesto will only be seen on its streaming service, Fox Nation, please.
	No matter how you slice it, the Murdoch family, which controls Fox, is Cashing in as American democracy is being set ablaze.
	The fact that the Murdoch-run Wall Street Journal just ran a letter to the editor from Trump peddling the big lie again is hardly the worst thing that they've done this week.
	And that's saying a lot.
	As the Anti-Defamation League wrote in a letter to Fox executive chairman and CEO Lachlan Murdoch, how many more people need to die?
	My question to the Murdochs is this.
	Why are you doing this to us?
	What?
	Why are you doing this to us?
	We skipped over it, dude.
	It was maybe at the beginning.
	His examples are the synagogue shooting in Pittsburgh and Charlottesville, Heather Heyer.
	That's the proof that America's under threat.
	He even mentions fire.
	Am I the only one who thinks of Antifa and BLM when you say the word fire, things burning down?
	Was there so much as a match at the Capitol?
	Or Charlottesville, I guess they had the Tiki torches.
	Those were on fire.
	The fuck?
	The fuck is this guy talking about?
	You know what it is?
	It's the death of math.
	Liberals like the death of math because they can manipulate the figures and say, we're a nation of immigrants.
	Oh, that sounds good.
	How many?
	Oh, 30 million.
	Wait, what?
	Abortion.
	A woman needs the right to choose.
	How many blacks babies have been killed?
	40,000.
	I think it's 40,000 a year.
	That's pretty intense.
	Go back to Jim.
	Jimmy.
	Trump, you became American state TV.
	Now you seem like end of America state TV.
	People like to say the Murdochs, oh, they're just like that HBO show, Succession.
	Close.
	It's more like secession.
	The Murdochs and Tucker Carlson, their prime time pyromaniac, appear to be hell-bent on dragging this country into a civil war.
	Jefferson Davis would be proud.
	And we'll be right back.
	I'm asking my cop buddy if he's got a number for Dominic Mastrangelo.
	That lowercase is starting to really irk me.
	Holy smokes.
	What?
	117,626 black children killed by abortion in one year.
	That was one year, so I don't know what year that was.
	In 2018, surgical abortion.
	That was surgical abortion.
	Not ghetto-at-home.
	Yeah.
	So.
	Thanks, Ryan.
	No one thought those were home done abortions.
	It happens.
	I just sent you a Carl Rittenhouse article.
	If abortion was killing 20 people a year, I don't think it would be high.
	I still would not be bananas about it, but it would not be high on my priorities list.
	Quarter mill a year?
	I don't know.
	You start getting a little more curious.
	What's going on over there?
	And the only people that advocate are like those two people on the show yesterday who said, I should have been abortion.
	That's a subtle Daniel Klowes joke.
	I should have been abortion.
	He used to do family circle parodies, and he has a little kid saying to his mom or his dad, mom said, I should have been a abortion and then passed out.
	Kyle Rittenhouse judge slams vast amount of irresponsible and sloppy journalism surrounding case.
	This guy seems pretty fucking reasonable.
	Where is this going on to?
	Is this in Wisconsin?
	Vast amount of details.
	Kenosha County, Wisconsin.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	Happy to see there are still some sane judges in the world.
	This is the same guy who said you're not allowed to call them victims.
	However, being indicted for...
	What?
	There is somebody else being indicted.
	Kyle's Barber.
	Okay.
	What'd they do to sideburn the porch?
	You know, the great Japanese calligraphers, Ryan, they would do their characters perfectly, and if they fucked up one, they would put down the paintbrush and not paint for two days.
	I don't understand the reference.
	You're not funny today.
	Put down the paintbrush.
	You're all so blurry.
	Are you doing that on purpose?
	Now I'm back.
	And no.
	Why do you have a hat on in the office?
	It's my look.
	Hats are for outside.
	What are you, Tim Pool?
	That was a man.
	Crazy.
	Yeah, Tucker Porn.
	And the Tucker porn thing is stolen from Glenn Beck.
	Back when Tucker first started that show, this was way back, maybe even...
	No, I don't think it was the Gavin McKinnon show.
	I think it was Get Off My Lawn, but it was the very beginning of it.
	And Tucker was just destroying people on a daily basis.
	It was like whack-a-mole with the left.
	And Glenn would play the clips.
	And he said, I can't resist.
	Let's watch a little bit more Tucker porn.
	I stole it, and I started saying it.
	And now I think Acosta is somehow stealing it from me and blaming Tucker.
	What a douche.
	This was a great tweet by Chrissy Mayer about the meandering, showing how meandery it is.
	This is worse than 9-11, guys.
	People jumping off a hundred-story building to their deaths, popping like water balloons on the ground.
	People burning alive, people dying of asphyxiation.
	Thousands of them.
	Thousands of New Yorkers losing their lives.
	This is worse.
	Pretty bad, huh?
	Please speak to a capital police officer.
	They'll be sure to point you in the right direction.
	Oh no.
	Look at this door.
	They opened it.
	Look at them walk.
	This is fiery but peaceful.
	The owner of the Bay Ford Focus.
	Plate ending 182.
	Please report to reception.
	You don't need that jokey narration.
	Classical music would have been fine.
	Look at this.
	It's a day at the museum.
	So to be clear, Virgin Fest, Rittenhouse trial, capital controversy, all the same sickness here, same disease, which is lunatic,
	mentally ill, depraved socialist perverts versus the rest of us.
	And we're not even really against that, them and that.
	We're not fans of it, and you don't go near my fucking kids with that shit.
	But if you're in New York City alone in your apartment and you're dressed like furries eating each other's ass, I don't want to hear about it, but I don't care.
	They, on the other hand, talk about how they want us dead and regularly call for that.
	Look at Andy No's Twitter feed if you need any evidence.
	And it's funny because just like I said earlier, they always accuse us of what they're doing.
	They say, we don't want trans to exist.
	No, no, no, no.
	I don't want you to die in a big mass grave.
	I'm just not calling you all the stupid names you make up on a daily basis.
	I'm not playing your silly game.
	That doesn't mean you can't be.
	Well, if I can't be in the way that I invent myself, then you're saying I can't be.
	A, that's horseshit.
	And B, okay, so what?
	You can't be.
	What am I, fucking Voldemort?
	I can't define your cells, okay?
	Outside of me blowing your head off, which I've never said I want to do.
	And very few people do, dumbass.
	Few people care.
	Homophobia, homoboardia.
	But outside of that, there's no ceasing to be.
	Maybe, you know what it could be?
	All of this social media life in the digital age, when you get canceled, they consider that like ceasing to exist.
	If you exist, like Amy Siskind only exists on Twitter, that's her entire life.
	If she were to be banned from Twitter, please God, she'd have no life.
	She would cease to exist.
	And maybe that's death to these fucking losers.
	If I'm not on Facebook, if I don't exist, then digitally, then I don't exist in real life because I don't have a real life.
	By the way, we got some great letters from people on the weekend who said they did the put your phone away thing and they experienced existence.
	That's the irony of it.
	When you die digitally, you really exist.
	That's when you really experience existence.
	Yeah, people were asking why I didn't cover Cuomo getting arrested.
	I don't know.
	To quote Zanoa Kinsman, John Kinsman's wife, I don't fucking care if he lives or dies.
	I just want my husband back.
	Now, I don't have a husband, but you get what I'm saying.
	I'm going to visit him this weekend.
	John Kinsman.
	Oh, and I told you yesterday we're going to get into suing the elders.
	I talked to some, I mean, the story where the White House's head of civil rights.
	The fuck?
	Maybe in the 60s, I understand.
	In 2021, the White House has a head of civil rights who's in charge of equality.
	And what does this silly cow do?
	She sues Proud Boys because they took a Black Lives Matter banner off.
	And now she's focusing on Enrique Tario, who's in jail, and the elders, which is a joke I made up.
	Anyway, I talked to him last night and he said, wait, my lawyer says I got to shut my mouth while we work this out.
	The lawyer might go on Newsmax.
	I might get him here.
	But we'll have to hold off on that.
	Because here in Clown World, there's two things when you get served papers.
	One, am I innocent?
	Is this case insane?
	That used to be all you needed to know.
	Now, number two is, who's the lawyer?
	What's the culture going on?
	Max and John had no reason to go to jail.
	It was mutual combat.
	It lasted 17 seconds.
	But the fashion stated that they had to be persecuted.
	And we had these big wigs like de Blasio and Cuomo pushing hard for them to get sentenced.
	They got fucked.
	And this could happen to our buddy when it's her pinned tweet, this shit, Kristen, what's her name?
	Clark.
	Yeah, Kristen Clark's pinned tweet is that the proud boys are not above the law.
	At least she capitalizes it.
	All right, while still remaining on the topic, let's jump over to LGBT.
	Let me see if I can.
	Why are you wearing me?
	I felt ugly.
	I felt gay.
	And then we fell in love.
	I let them get to the poop and we have a very good relationship.
	You are a bitch.
	Homophobal.
	Homophobal.
	Um.
	The guy told me to he had the number, but I don't see it.
	Sorry about this, folks, but we're doing live journalism.
	New message.
	Oh, I think I got him.
	Yep.
	We got him.
	Okay, let me write down his number.
	This is fun.
	I'm gonna call him.
	Now, we can't record him here in New York, but I could call him.
	Why are you gay?
	That call could not be completed as dialogue.
	Let's try the other one.
	That's weird.
	The call failed after three ring dings.
	I'll just text him.
	Hey, man, it's Gavin.
	That could be scary.
	I hope.
	Here's a bizarre twist.
	Oh, it's a landline.
	Shoot.
	My kid isn't trans.
	He's just a rapist.
	So the Loudoun County thing where the guy went into the bathroom and fucked a teenager.
	Okay.
	No, that's not it.
	What are you doing?
	Yeah, there you go.
	It was the woke cover-up that electrified the Virginia governor's race.
	Now on election day, the mother of a skirt-wearing teen who raped a female classmate in the girl's bathroom says he's a troubled boy who just identifies as male only and just wanted sex.
	There's so many layers to this story.
	Let's just go through it briefly.
	Phase one, dad gets mad that his daughter was raped in the bathroom by a trans kid.
	We all go, oh my God, that's terrible.
	And then we all go, wait a minute, why are you just hearing about this now?
	This happened weeks ago and you're making like a formal complaint at a town hall.
	Why didn't you blow up the world?
	Phase two, school says it never happened.
	This guy's nuts.
	It's all a lie.
	Okay.
	Phase three, yes, it did happen.
	We have police records and a kid was, I don't know, arrested, taken to the station, whatever.
	So now the guy's back in the good book, sorta the dad.
	He's not a liar.
	Phase four, he wasn't trans.
	They had fucked before.
	This is all just trying to make Virginians mad and worried about our kids.
	And then you go in the middle of that article.
	The scandal even entered Virginia's race for governor, giving life to the campaign of Republican Goober national candidate Glenn Younkin, who accused the Loudoun School Board of a cover-up while warning what tragedy next awaits our children.
	So the subtext here seems to be the left saying that this isn't real and Governor Yunken is just doing it to, Governor Yunkin, candidate Younken is just doing it to scare everyone into voting for him.
	I don't believe that.
	I think the left hid this case because of the run for governor and didn't want scared parents to vote red after, what, 43 years of blue.
	And now that the cat's out of the bag, they're saying this has been exaggerated just to get votes.
	I like the exaggeration too.
	No, no, he wasn't wearing a dress.
	He was just raping her.
	And he had fucked her before.
	He just didn't realize that he can't fuck her anymore.
	Oh, that's your best case scenario?
	That's you cleaning up this mess and giving a nice PR spin?
	Anyway, I thought that was fucking mental.
	And it's a good example of this retarded world that we're living in.
	I'm worried we're not going to get Raven on the show.
	Looking good at the moment.
	Okay.
	Lady Faith.
	I bet she comes.
	I bet you get a hold of her right before or after the mailbag.
	Okay.
	Or a final video.
	I'm going to go with mailbag.
	That's a good bet.
	Within the mailbag segment.
	Segment.
	I thought this was beautiful.
	And it really sums up us.
	Little kids are now smarter than these people.
	Go to 25A.
	My five-year-old is very against me transitioning.
	He cries and says he needs me to his mommy, that he wants me to be a girl.
	He doesn't want me to be a boy.
	In general, he doesn't like guys.
	He needs, oh, shh.
	God, this woman is so fucking retarded.
	He cries and says he needs me to be his mommy, that he wants me to be a girl.
	He doesn't want me to be a boy.
	In general, he doesn't like guys.
	That's horseshit, too.
	Five-year-olds are more adherent.
	They're more closely linked.
	They're more attracted generally to...
	What's the word I'm looking for?
	They're more drawn.
	Magnetized, drawn, yeah.
	Magnetized.
	They're more magnetized?
	Yes.
	Dude, you need to read one more book before you die.
	They're more drawn to the female figures because that goes back to cave days.
	It's evolution.
	They're safer.
	They feel vulnerable.
	They want to be in the womb.
	They don't want to get raped or have some fucking hunter smash their heads in with a big rock because they can't hunt woolly mammoths.
	So it's not that he doesn't like guys.
	He's wary of anything but mommy.
	And you took mommy away.
	Couldn't you wait a little bit too?
	Like, soccer moms look pretty darn masculine with their short hair and their glasses and their jeans on.
	Just be a tomboy and no one else has to...
	Your kid can still call you she and mommy and he doesn't have to know.
	It's not great either, but at least there's a delay there.
	Give it like five more years, maybe?
	No, I need my toddler to know now about my new thing.
	And what took you so long, by the way?
	You're just finding out now that you're male after getting married and having kids?
	The fuck?
	There's no logic here.
	My spouse is also transitioning.
	And kiddo, which by the way, we've got to start listing these red flags.
	Kiddo is a big red flag.
	Remember those teachers?
	Today, my kiddos asked me what my laces mean.
	And she said, I don't think I can talk about it.
	But no, no, my kiddos asked me If I'm polyamorous or what gender I am and all that, and if I'm trans.
	And I said, Well, I can't talk about it, but look at my laces.
	That might tell you.
	And then she has this face like and Cato has zero problems with that.
	He even says, oops, I mean she.
	We need to respect daddy's pronouns.
	Respecting someone's pronouns is something we've talked about many times.
	Oh, thank God.
	But me, my older son, now calls me da and tries to use he, but my younger son will scream and yell at him and me.
	Calls me da?
	Maybe ma?
	Then he usually ends up crying.
	He's in therapy, but they see him less than I would like.
	And he's five, so there's only so much they can do in a session.
	I mean, assuming this is true, this is where we're at.
	So in the opening song with negative XP, that's his name, right?
	Yeah.
	That's what this guy is against.
	He's not Pat Buchanan.
	He's not even Guy Benson.
	This is not a staunch conservative.
	And even in that song with the Scott Pilgrim thing, he ends it with, I'd probably hit it if they'd let me.
	So these people who were banished in the gulag, whether they meandered through the Capitol or just didn't want to join this session, are not the Nazis you say they are.
	This guy's a freak.
	Kalak is a freak.
	And speaking of their freak lifestyle, Jazz Jennings has put on 100 pounds because she has a disease called being a fat pig.
	Transgender reality star, her own family fat shames her after she...
	Oh, she only gained 100 pounds.
	And her family is fat shaming her by not being proud of the fact that she's dying.
	I gained 40 pounds.
	Let's see what she looks like.
	Oh, that's about right.
	Could that be less natural?
	Like, look at her poor skin getting torn to shreds on her belly, just trying to hang on to itself.
	And the other thing I always think of when I see Jazz Jennings and his weird Arabian faces, these guys are, those kids are Syrian refugees, I believe.
	Some sort of refugees from the Middle East.
	And imagine you're the mom who's like, my children, my children, we are at war.
	They kill us.
	I think they're Jewish.
	So maybe the kids are some sort of weird, I don't know, persecuted tribe.
	I must do this.
	I must send my children to America where they will be safe.
	And the boys do look pretty safe.
	They're involved in sports.
	They seem to be having a good time.
	But when you look at Jazz Jennings, you think, imagine the birth mother knew that they cut that boy's dick off, that boy's little boy, like, I think 12, maybe 13.
	And then I saw an episode where the mom was talking about how you got to get your, I don't know what this is called.
	It's like a dildo that they stick in your newly found cunt, which is just a hole, so it won't form.
	Because obviously the body's confused and wants to seal up the hole as bodies do when you cut them open.
	That's God's design.
	So that mom there was really adamant about how she jazz uses Z's correct dildos.
	And there's certain sizes too.
	You have to vary the size.
	I think they start out small, but they get bigger or vice versa.
	And the mom was helping.
	And now she's a gigantic fat pig because she says she acquired a disease that leads to overeating called greed.
	First, she has a disease where she's a woman.
	Now she has a disease where she's a fat pig.
	Look, she must be going 100 miles an hour in that thing.
	Like, how would the birth mother feel if she knew this is what happened to the little boy she sent to America?
	Well, we cut her dick off.
	We turned her into a fat bitch.
	Is that okay?
	Stand up for trans kids.
	See, the mom gets a t-shirt out of it.
	Now the mom's a civil rights crusader, just like the freedom fighters, freedom riders.
	And then just last brief thing.
	Laverne Cox is a dude.
	This is Laverne's on vacation.
	Everyone's on vacation.
	We just saw Don Lamont in Mexico, maskless, enjoying himself, having a nap after a severe ass throttling.
	And then this incredible curves.
	Okay.
	No, that's just a relatively fit, but not even black dude.
	This is a black guy who works for Verizon.
	Yeah.
	And he's like, yo, I'm here for Verizon.
	And we go, yeah, the phone's cutting out.
	And no, I know what it is.
	This box is from 2011.
	2011, you had this box.
	Oh, I don't know.
	I don't even know.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	No, this thing has been updated like six times.
	Your box has been updated six times.
	Yeah, that is true.
	So I'll tell you what, I'm going to stick around.
	We're going to replace the box and then we'll make some calls.
	It's going to blow your mind.
	Yeah, he's pretty cool.
	Like he'll throw in his employee discount and be like, I'll give you 5% off of the data.
	I'll hook you up because you've been waiting a long time.
	You know what?
	Because you had the old router, we can take the new box and just use the same cables.
	It'll save you like $100.
	Thanks.
	Yeah, that sounds great.
	Yeah.
	This guy was great.
	His name was Laverne.
	Yeah, I like him.
	He's a good dude.
	And you know what else I really, you know what I love about Laverne?
	When he's done the whole job, right?
	You come in there and the cord is beautifully T15 stapled down the seam of the wall.
	So your wife's like, he was here today?
	Yeah, he had to rewire the whole thing.
	Where are the holes?
	I go, there's a hole there.
	It's hidden with a plate.
	And then if you follow the crack of the door, you'll see it's kind of, you see that?
	And she goes, oh, I see it now.
	Like, Laverne is so good.
	Thorough.
	Very thorough.
	Very, just, the thing I like about Laverne is he's a professional.
	If they cremated him, I would love Ern.
	He does the job.
	Thank you, sir.
	One last thing.
	I know this isn't really your job, but my cell phone, I have no reception in the backyard.
	Yeah, that's going to change too.
	Come here.
	Come here, motherfucker.
	That's him walking over.
	Yeah, yeah.
	No, no, the Laverne I have is exactly the Same as this, but with no tits, no wig, and jeans on and a shirt and boots.
	Go down.
	There's one particular profile, curvy, curvaceous profile.
	There we go.
	Look at that guy.
	That's my ass.
	Wait a minute.
	Wait a minute.
	Laverne, what are you doing with my body?
	Outside of the tits, that's me.
	I'm not a transphob.
	I just don't like thieves.
	Hello, police.
	Yeah, this is going to sound crazy.
	But there's a Verizon guy who stole my body and made it into a woman.
	This nigga took my ass.
	That motherfucker got my ass.
	Okay.
	I'm sick of COVID.
	I don't want to talk about that.
	We could do a quick Biden.
	The pet, which is the Biden.
	Biden.
	Biden.
	President.
	Sleepy.
	Biden.
	Wait, what?
	That doesn't rhyme.
	So are you catching the theme of the show here?
	The left, culturally and politically, has never been more radical.
	They've never been more nuts.
	They've never been shittier.
	Anthony Fantano, Biden, they're all the same bucket of shit.
	On top of all this unprecedented bottom-of-the-barrel level of quality, we're also told from incels to Biggs to you and me, that if we're not on board with this utter filth,
	then we have to be banished, arrested.
	We're domestic terrorists.
	This show, this episode, if anyone wants to see what this show is about, I'd like them to watch this particular episode.
	This is the quintessential ethos of Get Off My Lawn.
	And we don't need to tell you how useless Joe Biden is.
	He shot himself in the Vatican.
	And I saw, of all people, I'm not a fan of hers, but Megan McCain brought up a great point.
	She goes, why are we so insistent and why do we allow 75-year-olds to have so much power in our political structure?
	And I thought, yeah, no one ever brings that up.
	We all know 75-year-olds.
	They're not doing well.
	I'm at the Knights of Columbus every month with these guys.
	And, well, first of all, they begin every meeting with a list of everyone who died.
	But like some guy had, like the main guy, I won't say his name, but he is on the ball.
	He's a court officer.
	And he just had this weird sepsis where his body was shitting itself, which you die from all the time because what are they supposed to do?
	Cut you open and start washing?
	Which is what they did, and it worked, thank God.
	But he's like the one with most of his, with most of his fucking marbles.
	The rest get lost, show up late.
	It's 75-year-olds.
	I mean, my parents are like this.
	I think every day my mother sends me a big long explanation of a link or a picture without the link or the picture included.
	And other people are CC'd on it too.
	So I have to go, got to include the pic, mom.
	How the fuck are you talking about?
	And that's normal.
	Well, I'd be very lucky to be like that.
	All a man can ask out of life is that he hits a golf ball 200 yards and he makes it to 75.
	Running the free world.
	Anyway, I don't have a problem with 75-year-olds shitting their pants.
	I do have a problem with the president of the United States shitting his pants, especially in next to the Pope, where it must have been running down his leg.
	Oh my God, is it diarrhea and it got on the floor?
	Did he literally shit on the Vatican?
	Holy shit.
	Holy shit.
	You didn't do one imitation today.
	Listen, man, that's been tough.
	It's been real tough.
	Why haven't you done one, Tim?
	I don't know, man.
	I was thinking about, you know, like, sometimes just kind of hang out, grab a pizza.
	Maybe like a hot dog.
	You ever noticed that?
	No.
	He relates to everybody.
	I don't watch Tim Point.
	In fact, when he talks about regular people and getting back to normal, it's always like getting a pizza.
	He's like, you know, everybody just wants to, you know, go to the bar, get a beer, have a pizza, and have fun.
	But the Democrats, you know, they're trying to control your life.
	Oh, I know why that is.
	Why?
	Because he's Asian.
	Yeah.
	And you guys don't have the enzymes to break down alcohol.
	So when you think of fun, you think of things like playing pool and having a pizza and watching a great movie.
	That's a good point.
	Us normal people, we go grabbing a beer.
	I think he does drink.
	Or then you have a Kamal Harris with, what's better than what you're doing tomorrow?
	Hey?
	Can anyone identify with that?
	What's better than that?
	Hey, you know, you go up to your friend.
	What are you doing tomorrow?
	What?
	Have you never spoken to a person before?
	Yeah.
	My trainer said that this morning.
	He goes, you got plans for this weekend?
	And I just sort of went, now I got to think what I'm doing.
	Oh, yeah, I'm going to jail.
	Yeah.
	Listen, man, I got a brand new beanie.
	It's black.
	Got to black.
	Because it's hard to, the gray one with the black on top, it's hard to like get duplicates of that.
	So I was wearing the same one.
	And then you have to wash it, put it back on.
	So I got a black beanie.
	It's just like all black.
	What does he do in July?
	It must be rough.
	That's okay, man.
	August.
	Got a pizza?
	Oh, shit.
	I forgot the link.
	But it was like, I can remember it.
	It said something like 60% of Democrats want a different candidate to run for them in 2024.
	And the thing that hurt me about the article was that I'm in denial.
	And I still believe in my heart of hearts, it's 2022.
	We can get a new president in 2022.
	Gavin, if you're watching your own show, it's not 2022.
	It's 2024.
	He gets four years.
	I think it's because everyone promised me he would be dead by now.
	Right.
	It's been almost a year, right?
	Yes.
	Well, I mean, how alive is he actually?
	Look at that.
	In Gleske.
	I'm going to miss him.
	He's just such a.
	He's a perfect representation of what the world is right now.
	Like, with JFK, they could shoot speed up his ass and stuff.
	And he was probably 45, 50.
	You can handle amphetamines at 45, 50.
	It's not great.
	But I don't think you can even give a 75-year-old Adderall.
	His poor ticker.
	Look at that.
	He's doing what he wants to do.
	I saw some Australian newscasters going, what is going on with Joey Biden?
	He needs to be at home in a comfy chair with some soup.
	Oh, I saw that.
	It's so painfully obvious he's not physically or mentally up for the job that it's embarrassing.
	Yeah.
	Like, I vacillate between outrage and sympathy.
	Like, don't you just want to sit him down in a chair, talk to him about when the fucking Dodgers were in Brooklyn?
	Oh, man, the Dodgers get peanuts, man, get a pizza.
	Well, what happened when they had that guy?
	Well, not Juliani, the guy from the Cure.
	Rule of James.
	Robert Smith.
	Yeah, no, not Robert Smith.
	Robert Moses.
	Deb Moses.
	Dead Moses from the Bible.
	Not the Bible.
	That Robert Moses.
	And they wanted a team, and they wanted a stadium.
	And Robert Moses wanted to build the stadiums out in the suburbs.
	And the teams wanted to be in the city.
	And they wanted out.
	And then the governor, Jerry Falwell, not Jerry Falwell, Jerry Brown.
	He said, I'll give whatever teams you want, any stadium you want.
	And they said, come on, man.
	But it couldn't fit in the tunnels.
	And so the Dodgers went down to California.
	They were looking for a solar steel.
	It was because Moses took too long.
	But I didn't hear your joke.
	If you're on the tradition.
	We already covered that.
	So go back to the beginning, though.
	Of her rant.
	Because in Australia, it's open season.
	Yeah.
	So it really is.
	It's nice to see foreign news because you see the way everyone talks about us.
	Over what he just said there.
	Let's just not ignore that.
	Let's go over it.
	No, the very beginning.
	If you're on the tradition of what in God's name is Joe Biden trying to say no the whole expression, time is money.
	As one computer said, if you're on the train and they say Portal Bridge, you better.
	Let's leave that to one side and see.
	I've heard a lot of people complaining about Let's Go Brandon and how it's cringe now.
	And it's like they say fuck Trump and we don't even have the balls to say fuck Trump.
	We do say fuck Trump all the time.
	I mean, we do say fuck Biden all the time.
	Fuck Joe Biden.
	We scream it at stadium and stuff.
	As far as a t-shirt and a bumper sticker, there's kids in the world.
	I don't want to have fuck on my car, on my house, on a flag, on my shirt.
	It's not appropriate.
	So the beauty of Let's Go Brandon is it sails over the heads of all the kids, and possibly the old ladies, and the people I don't want to offend, and it gets right to the people I want to offend.
	Perfect.
	It's not replacing fuck Joe Biden.
	It's a different way to do fuck Joe Biden.
	I think it's a great bonding moment for our country.
	You enjoy the ridiculousness along the way.
	Well, it's like this, in that it just is an easy gesture that freaks the fuck out of these losers and makes them insane with rage.
	Remember Robert De Niro?
	Fuck Trump.
	And he does his weird stiff hands that are even worse than Joe Biden's.
	And everyone cheered.
	That was fantastic.
	Standing ovation at the Academy Awards.
	But we're not allowed to say, let's go, Brandon, on a plane.
	By the way, the whole thing, they say that Southwest said, let's go, Brandon, before taking off.
	I don't think it was the pilot.
	I think it was someone on the plane that was like, let's go, Brandon.
	After the guy did his announcement.
	But anyway, let's have a brief look at the way they're reacting to it.
	Let's go Biden.
	It's terrorism.
	2-4.
	No, that's COVID.
	Okay, click on some of these puppies.
	Who's Chris Han?
	I like pilots that don't sympathize with terrorists.
	Southwest has some explaining to do.
	I already know I hate Chris Han.
	Hahan?
	No?
	Are you kidding?
	Yes.
	Oh, few.
	Oh, it's that guy.
	He's like the guy on Fox who is the liberal.
	That is the word.
	Okay, next.
	There's my fucking wallet telling me it's safe.
	Dean Albadillai.
	This is the guy who calls me an Islamophobe just because I am.
	Southwest Airlines is now the pro-Jan 6 terrorist attack airlines.
	So there's a lot to unpack there.
	You have to make Jan 6 a terrorist attack.
	And then you have to say, if you don't like Joe Biden, then you're the same as them.
	And then if you, yeah, let's go.
	Braddon means I don't like Joe Biden.
	So if you don't like Joe Biden, you're a terrorist.
	Didn't know that.
	Did you know that?
	No, I did not.
	And everyone who dislikes Joe Biden supports the January, supports January 6th.
	Look, here's our stance on January 6th.
	It was, I'm not saying he should have killed him, but I understand.
	It was an unfortunate act of vandalism and trespassing that we totally understand the roots of.
	Trump supporters, patriotic Americans, they went down there.
	They went down to see Trump.
	They felt betrayed by not just the election process.
	And there's plenty of evidence that that was some tomfoolery going on there.
	That can't be denied.
	And on top of that, they were disappointed in the media.
	They're disappointed in Jim Acosta.
	I would argue that election shenanigans and CNN had about the same kind of influence on the rioters, if you want to call them that, on January 6th.
	It was an irrelevant day.
	I wish they hadn't done it.
	I don't like giving the leftists much fodder, like the fucking moronic proud boy who had the 6MWE shirt.
	It was a stupid gesture that cost a lot of people a lot of hurt and heartache.
	But it is definitely not what these fuckers are making it out to be.
	I don't have to tell you that, but I just thought I would go on the record as saying, I don't support January 6th.
	I support the people that were there.
	And I don't think that you're a domestic terrorist, whether you were there or whether you support it or you don't.
	It's like the vaccine mandate.
	I'm against the vaccine mandate.
	I don't really care about the vaccine.
	I don't think it's evil.
	I don't think it puts nanobots in your blood.
	It's not my cup of tea, but plenty of my friends got it, and I don't have nightmares about it.
	We weren't done those terrorist Joe Bidens.
	Go back.
	Fuckface.
	2-4.
	No.
	Yep.
	As an experiment, I'd love for an Southwest air pilot to say, long live ISIS before taking off.
	Okay.
	So, let's go, Brandon.
	Fuck Joe Biden is the same as saying, long live ISIS.
	The majority of Democrats do not want this guy to run for president again.
	Nobody likes him.
	But if you're on the right and you don't like him, you're ISIS.
	Former FBI special agent, please let that be a lie.
	Oh no, I bet it's true.
	Who is this silly cunt and why did we hire her to handle security?
	Go back.
	The plane would be immediately grounded.
	The pilot fired.
	A statement issued by the airline within a matter of hours.
	Yes, that is true.
	And it should be true because supporting ISIS is treasonous.
	And we're at war with ISIS.
	So it's a way of saying hi.
	It's 1943.
	I'm a German and I'm a Nazi soldier.
	I support the Nazis.
	Let's go.
	Brendan has become the MAGA version of Zieg Heil.
	Let's look up Tristan Smellsbad.
	What a fucking clown.
	Lawyer.
	I hate when they're employed.
	You'll notice they're always at CNN and MSNBC.
	What a fucking dunce.
	Like this guy's in court.
	New York Attorney General.
	This is the kind of guys that put Max and John in jail.
	Reping small, mid-sized businesses, entrepreneurs, creators, prosecuted Trump University.
	Good work.
	Trump University.
	Did you know that Trump U is not an actual university?
	No way.
	Yep.
	He also helped prosecute Bounce U, the place where kids have birthday parties and bounce up and down on things.
	And then he's working now on Prager U, which is not a university.
	We should have censored you.
	All right, let's do the fucking mailbag.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Some guy has his daughter here saying the bird which is the bald eagle and she's wearing a Pro Boy's hat.
	I don't want to show that on the show, dude.
	Don't put your kids out there.
	I guess other people have much safer lives than me.
	I don't like seeing that.
	Hey, fellows, have you heard of a film called Apocalypse Now?
	Just kidding.
	Calm the fuck down.
	I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your favorite white female rapper from Toronto appears to have passed on to that great battle in the sky.
	I think I speak for all baby monsters when I say, rest in power, Debbie.
	Uh-oh.
	That was that chick who was rapping and getting into fights, a real wiggery chick.
	Yes.
	Look at those.
	It looks weird to see Canadian money stacked like that, doesn't it?
	It's a bunch of 50s, and Canadian money is plastic.
	So that probably weighs a ton.
	Let's see what happened to her.
	I don't want Debbie to die.
	Almost on Twitter.
	Now I'm hearing she died from a drug overdose.
	She's just called Debbie.
	Let's click on the link, though, so people know what we're talking about.
	No, not that.
	Ryan, you're not on it today.
	Click of six...
	The first one, yes.
	No?
	Okay, then go back.
	We want to see the video of her.
	She was like fighting some dude.
	No, no, not that.
	There, that'll do.
	But you think they really fuck with me?
	Now I get pulled the fucking on my latest episode.
	Are you good with like money and stuff?
	I don't have five, I'm not twenty.
	Just please spend it on drugs.
	I swear to God, I won't.
	I swear to God, I won't.
	I gave money to a junkie, but she promised me she wouldn't be spending it on heroin.
	She actually swore to God.
	Go down more?
	Remember the fight she was in?
	People that are still using drugs or just using fentanyl directly.
	Couldn't she cover that face tat with a tiny q-tip of makeup?
	She looks pretty good in that.
	For L. You know, keep pushing for L. Real shit.
	You know, it's not a joke.
	It never was and it never will be.
	Okay, enough.
	Enough.
	So she was like this black-obsessed chick.
	I'm going to tell my cop friend that it didn't work.
	Just a landline.
	Oh, hey, good news.
	We have Raven.
	Oh, good.
	Good.
	Raven, are you there?
	Yes, I am.
	And that's the correct term for you, Raven?
	Yes.
	Do you get that so Raven a lot?
	Whole life, yeah.
	Oh, so your name is Raven.
	Yeah.
	Your parents are hippies?
	Yeah, pretty much.
	So they're cool with the facial tattoos?
	Yeah.
	I'm actually starting a fund for young Zoomers to pay for them to have all their fucking facial tattoos removed.
	That's a good fund.
	They're definitely, yes, that needs to be a thing.
	Can you be at the front of the line?
	Yeah, I will.
	I'll get one removed.
	Which one?
	What's your least favorite facial tattoo?
	Probably, I don't know.
	I have this like moon rose thing on the side of my cheek.
	But the girl who did it is one of the people that's been like, you know, posting the kind of stuff that's been posted about me.
	So I'm like, I got to get that off.
	Fantastic segue.
	So I was talking today about how they say, okay, sex is you have to suck this woman's penis.
	And everyone in this band, if you want to be part of our community, has to feel the exact same way about subjects like that.
	Basically be super far left.
	I don't even like saying that.
	Like, be a radical new LGBT Biden state worshiping weirdo, which is fine.
	I mean, it's like being a raw foodist or a flat earther or something like that.
	Go ahead.
	Have those crazy beliefs.
	So they say, have these beliefs, or you're a Nazi and you're banished and you're an incel and you can only have conscience in the forest.
	So these kids go, well, I don't want to suck a woman's penis.
	So, okay, I guess I'll go do my thing in the forest.
	And then they show up at the forest and go, what the fuck are you doing here?
	Yeah.
	And then you're punished.
	You're punished.
	It's like they send you on the gulag and then you get punished.
	So tell us about your punishment.
	What did you go through for the crime of having Virgin Fest?
	Well, I mean, it all started, I'd say exactly an hour before the show was going to start was when that initial Atlanta Antifa Twitter post came out detailing that, you know, we were allegedly, well, not, well, they didn't say allegedly,
	they said we are hosting a far-right rally.
	And yeah, from there, it kind of snowballed into a lot of people like unfollowing me and like friends kind of cutting me off.
	And then I was like, oh, this sucks.
	But like, you know, they'll come around to realize that it was not what happened.
	But it continued to snowball further, which in turn led to, I'd say, around 100-ish people within like the Atlanta art community resharing these like infographic style kind of call out posts about me.
	And generally the photo they used for all of them was an old photo of me in front of a Confederate flag and basically describing that because of throwing Virgin Fest, I was a closeted neo-Nazi or white supremacist and that I don't deserve a place in the community and definitely don't deserve to be employed.
	So in turn, they start harassing my employer at the time and sharing posts saying that, you know, this workplace employs white supremacists and we won't stand for that.
	So make sure that they do the right thing.
	And to them, the right thing is making me lose my job.
	And then from...
	And what was your job?
	I'm a tattoo artist.
	And so you're no longer employed at that particular establishment?
	No, unfortunately, I'm not.
	And was the tone of your employer, hey, Raven, you're cool and I love you, but we can't afford to be shut down?
	Because I've heard a lot of tattoos get that.
	I like to view it as like the trolley problem where it was like, either cut me or like don't do anything and potentially lose the whole business.
	And, you know, it sucks, but I would feel even worse if her whole business was lost over this.
	Yeah, it's such a strange, I mean, I've been in that exact situation before where you say to your employer or your business partners, you know, do what you guys think is right, but I don't want to put anything on you where you lose your jobs and you go bankrupt because of me.
	I don't mind if I don't want you, I don't want this collider damage, which is what they take advantage of.
	This is why they attack because they know it's sort of like going after, you know, wives and children and family members.
	They know that you're going to break if we start destroying everything around you.
	Yeah.
	So are you unemployed now?
	Are you unemployed now?
	So I am lucky enough that I have like a big enough house where I did have an extra room that I kind of converted into a kind of temporary studio until I can figure out either opening my own studio or working at another shop.
	But I've just been taking clients that I've tattooed before and that I'm like familiar enough with so I feel safe enough to tattoo them in a private space like that.
	And I also put out my artwork on merchandise, like prints and t-shirts and stuff a couple days ago.
	So kind of just doing various things.
	I saw that you fucked up and you put up low-res pictures and totally destroyed the initial merch push.
	Way to go, Nazi.
	I did mess up.
	Yeah, but I got to sort it out, so everything's okay now.
	Ryan, you can pull that up so we plug it on the show.
	How do we get to this merch?
	I can send the link in the chat really quickly.
	But give a dummy's version.
	So if people are Googling it.
	I see it right here.
	I saw it on your Twitter.
	So your Twitter is CopKiller1999.
	I take it you're not a fan of the boys in blue?
	So to be fair, the username originally stemmed from a John Mel song that I really liked.
	Oh, Cop Killer.
	I am not the biggest fan of the police, I will say.
	However, post-Virgin Fest, the Virgin Fest cops, they were pretty nice.
	I think maybe there's some good ones.
	The conservative is a liberal who got mugged.
	And this isn't Virgin Fest 2, for the records.
	No.
	That was a show in Reading, Pennsylvania, and it was Negative XP, Hard Christ, Greens on Toast, and I believe Fire Company, which is a local band to there.
	And we all just drove up for the weekend, and that went perfectly.
	No Antifa out in Pennsylvania, I guess.
	Because nobody tried to shut that down.
	Really good time.
	You're coming all the way from Atlanta?
	That's a hell of a drive, isn't it?
	Yeah, it was 11 hours, but it was pretty fun.
	Damn.
	Yeah, your friends look cool.
	It's funny that, you know, cop killer and hard Christ are lumped in with mainstream conservatives in this need to join the cult or die.
	Don't you think it's when your whole life existence is on punch a Nazi, and then you go outside and you don't see any Nazis, you go, I got to start making them out of scratch.
	Yeah.
	How about Raven, Gavin, Hard Christ, Shooter?
	Let's Sam Hyde.
	Let's make all them Nazis, and at least I got my numbers up.
	Yeah.
	Idiotic.
	Well, are you going to keep doing Virgin Fests?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, of course.
	It's just a matter of now trying to lock down a venue that is aware of the kind of backlash they could get for it.
	Because everything that happened was very extreme.
	My former employer is still getting every now and then the occasional just hate message or threat or bad Google review.
	So whoever opens up a space to host it next definitely needs to be mentally prepared to deal with this kind of stuff all over again.
	Well, the first venue was God.
	I mean, was the forest mentally prepared?
	Well, I mean, the first venue was going to be at the tattoo shop because my coworkers, we all listen to negative XP.
	So it was kind of something we're all pretty excited for.
	And then because of the pressure from Antifa, we had to move the venue to a park because that was really the only thing we could think of at that point.
	That's Anhero.
	Stream Anhero.
	And you got in shit for that.
	Well, fuck them if they can't take a joke.
	Don't let them break you.
	Thanks for coming on the show, Raven.
	You're an inspiration.
	Thanks for having me.
	Thank you.
	See ya.
	I'll be repping guys.
	Expressing feelings in the workplace.
	This gentleman wants us to know.
	Started listening to GML Podcast 2018.
	Found your solo podcast, nothing short of fantastic.
	They're all streaming consciousness rambles that contain humor and wisdom in equal measure.
	In your podcast about making money and getting rich, you discuss what it takes to achieve actual success in business and the fact that you have to push your sensitivity, narcissism, and laziness to the side in order to make it.
	The story about the dumb black chick intern really stuck with me.
	Yeah, me too.
	He's talking about the girl that I gave shitty jobs to because that's what I do to interns when they start.
	And she wrote a note that she crumpled up and left in her desk that said, why do they keep giving me all these stupid jobs like taking out the garbage?
	Don't they realize, hasn't 400 years of history taught them that I'm worth more?
	And to her I say, who do you think took out the garbage when we started the company?
	Who do you think did the taxes?
	Who do you think washed the windows?
	The guy.
	You don't start a company with a full staff ready to cook and clean and prepare.
	We had a shoebox for provincial taxes, which is like state tax, and a shoebox for federal taxes, all the forms that we needed at the end of the year.
	Anyway.
	You also talked about the early days of vice and how you could have awesome work parties in a spirit of entrepreneurship that wasn't completely gay and sanitary.
	With the HR revolution, however, a giant pool of government and a giant pool of government money up for grabs, the principles of hard work, authenticity, fraternity, and meritocracy are gradually getting tossed aside in favor of inclusion and even worse, emotional intelligence.
	As always, if you want to check in on the most retarded woke shit going on in the West, look no further than the BBC, the news authority for the most paused country probably in the world.
	The article discusses how not all displays of emotion are treated equally.
	And it's written by Zulika Nathu, an Indian immigrant to Canada, announcing to everyone that the workplace is inherently racist and sexist in every way.
	In her workplace, everything becomes about interpretations, blah, blah, blah.
	She's a glorified TMZ correspondent, cosplaying as a reporter.
	And this is what they do when they get here, these immigrates.
	They fucking go straight into this place sucks.
	And then he ends it with, here's a passage illustrating the kind of groundbreaking research that went into this piece.
	Research suggests that there isn't a gender gap regarding feeling rules.
	There's a racial discrepancy as well.
	Data suggests when workers of color display emotions, their feelings can elicit a different response compared to white workers displaying the same emotions.
	God, I'd love to see the way they did this test.
	Bullshit.
	This forces BIPOC employees to self-monitor in the workplace, to guard against colleagues incorrectly interpreting their emotions in a way that adversely impacts their careers, significantly increasing their emotional load.
	Fuck off.
	Hey, G-Dog.
	It says, check out this Joe Biden TikTok.
	You're showing all the names Tithead.
	Can you jump down?
	Nope.
	In fact, these both came in at 129.
	The subject is spooky shit.
	Why don't you come with me?
	Such a lovely job.
	Thank you so much.
	Honey, what is it?
	Huh?
	I want to go home.
	That makes me want to see that movie now.
	Remember that movie?
	What was that?
	Children of the Corn or something?
	Poltergeist 2, it says.
	That was weird because that little girl, everyone involved in that movie died.
	Do you ever look up the Poltergeist Curse?
	It was built on an Indian burial ground in the first one.
	They dig it up and they see all these skeletons everywhere.
	The props department discovered it was cheaper to get actual human skeletons than fake skeletons.
	So they bought human skeletons.
	Jesus.
	So in the scene where they're going, ah, with a skull there, that's a skull.
	And then everyone started dying.
	The little girl we just saw, she got Crohn's disease and I think died.
	So a friend of mine, actually, a lesbian, is the girl in the poster where you just see her back and it's like, they're here.
	That's not the girl because the girl had died by the time they were doing the campaign.
	Exorcism, that's gay.
	That's some Indian dude.
	Died within a couple years of the sequel.
	The girl we just saw died at 12.
	Oh, and then keep going down?
	Yeah, that girl died at 12.
	And then, like, one of them was murdered.
	And then, and this is just 2009.
	I think it's, it's, yeah, look at this.
	Richard Lawson was aboard Flight 405 when it crashed into Flushing Bay in 1992.
	A total of 27 people were killed.
	Lawson survived.
	Holy shit.
	Dear Gavin, I like everything you say about fatherhood and marriage.
	My wife and I are coming up on nine years this month.
	We are both 29 years old.
	One thing you may have missed out on by getting married in your early 20s is having your head up your ass your first decade of marriage.
	But I didn't realize until I started watching your show how much self-worth and pride I drew from leading and raising a family.
	Marriage is hard.
	We're going through a hard time now.
	I got out of the Navy early last year and it's been an adjustment.
	Can you talk more about marriage hardships in your first decade of marriage compared to your second decade?
	Thanks for being a great motivator.
	Well, this is tough because it's my personal life.
	But I would say I like what Dennis Prager was saying yesterday about you don't have to love them.
	They don't have to be your soulmate.
	You just have to like each other.
	And you can feel yourself drifting apart.
	I think porn is a really dangerous game to play and that makes couples drift apart because the man goes, I can just get it from my computer.
	They sort of like go the incel MGTOW way and go, if you don't want me, I don't want you.
	And they disappear.
	You have to keep fighting.
	Keep hitting on her.
	And, you know, stay out of her hair.
	Women have their times when they want to be alone and don't try to be their best friend during that time.
	Just vanish.
	But they also have times when they want you around.
	So don't sit at the bar going, she doesn't want me around.
	Be there.
	Make repairs.
	I mean, I know I was going to say cook and clean, but I don't like doing either of those things.
	But I will, you know, be up to like, I will go on a six-hour stint even after work, just fixing shit around the house and putting up this painting and taking down this thing and assembling these shelves.
	And also, take the kids off our hands.
	Go take them on a big long walk that's hours and hours long.
	I want to find this thing we were talking about about the guy who followed our advice and got off his phone all weekend.
	I think if I look up Wick.
	John Wick.
	Oh, fuck.
	How do you spell John Wick?
	J-O-H-N.
	Living Life Taking Your Advice.
	W-I-C-K.
	Hey, G-Dog, took your advice.
	Why isn't that coming up on my shit, yo?
	It's fucked up out there, though.
	Ha!
	Well, maybe you should read it.
	Okay.
	Let's see here.
	Oh, maybe it went...
	Yeah, he sent it to my fucking personal email, which is a pet peeve.
	It is pinned.
	Stop doing that.
	It's also sent to the mailbag, but it's pinned.
	It's pinned?
	November 1st.
	How do you pin something?
	Well, mine are pinned, but yours are flags.
	Oh, okay.
	Hey, G-Dog, took your advice and lived life this weekend.
	So this is the past weekend.
	Went out solo to a bar that I've never been to and decided to have the best time possible.
	I didn't sit around on my phone like a loser and made friends.
	I won $250 at a costume playing John Wick.
	Anyway, great advice doing this.
	I'm doing this forever from now on.
	And then we have him on stage.
	One, two, three.
	See?
	That's what happens when you're not on your phone.
	He'd never been there before.
	I don't even know if he went with anyone.
	Thank God somebody else was on their phone so we can get that nice footage, though.
	Yeah.
	Let those smokes be on their phone.
	This is weird.
	Some guy sending us pictures of his newborn.
	I'm not showing those.
	Caving it censored.
	No, don't do that.
	All right.
	We have time for possibly two more.
	Did you see this breaking?
	Uh-oh.
	New footage of Rittenhouse.
	Ooh.
	I don't know if that's of interest, but it makes him look super duper innocent.
	Blow it up.
	Running away.
	Thanks for your narration, Mask Man.
	Murder that guy's the two baddies.
	Now they start chasing them.
	You won't do shit, Mother Effer.
	It's telling shit.
	Hey!
	Muzzle Flash.
	Were they shoot?
	Oh, this isn't very clear.
	I feel like I've seen clearer videos.
	Did you see the one, the montage?
	I think it's in my notes.
	It's Rittenhouse Better Walk.
	Where the guy, I think his name's Rosenbaum, who's a serial pedophile and a midget, was screaming, shoot me, motherfucker, shoot me.
	Kill me, motherfucker, shoot me.
	Oh, yeah.
	Is that in my notes?
	I retired in Better Walk and Written, and then nothing came up.
	Let's see.
	Yesterday's.
	Yeah, there we go.
	Yesterday's.
	Oh, yeah, I remember this guy.
	Shoot me the news.
	Shoot me the dead.
	Medical HARPERS.
	You can even laugh at that, Ryan.
	I did.
	Oh, yeah.
	He's got no bicep.
	He was crying about how his bicep is all gone, and it hurts always.
	Go, kid.
	It's the police, ma'am.
	You're such a tribe to bomb the right and shot.
	He's dead.
	Oh, shit.
	I see this as an absolute win.
	Damn.
	They meme the fuck out of that.
	They really added some memes.
	They really are not sensitive to the plight of the really the aggressors.
	I wouldn't call them the victims.
	Okay, last one.
	We're not going to get through the whole thing, but...
	Dear Gavin, an retarded baby monster who wrote in, first off, saying that Jordan Peterson's work is diminished due to his addiction is so fucking stupid, it would be equivalent to saying Gavin could never be a great father because he is an alcoholic that pisses himself and his kids will all grow up the same.
	Therefore, every great piece of advice he has given means nothing.
	No, that's a terrible analogy, sir.
	Have you noticed that people talk about how fucking stupid other people are?
	Fucking stupid.
	First of all, I exaggerate the alcoholism.
	I drink normal amounts for a 50-year-old man from Scotland.
	In Glasgow, I'm known as a teetotaler, a pussy.
	Last night I had a shot and four beers.
	Alcoholics have about a bottle a day.
	Secondly, when I found I had problems and I was worried about my marriage and, you know, it was getting canceled and all my friends are going to jail, I adapted to that by going to a boxing gym every morning and boxing for two hours before I even start the day.
	That helped me deal with conflict and paranoia and all that other stuff.
	And it helped me enjoy the idea of confrontation.
	That's what you do when you're in dire straits.
	You don't go and take fucking opioids ever.
	Opioids are benzos?
	Like, that's serious fucking drugs that are almost impossible to get off.
	So you don't do that as a reaction to a crisis, especially when your whole existence is reacting to crises.
	Is your life in disarray?
	Do you feel overwhelmed?
	Well, I'm the guy.
	So we're right.
	I went to Russia to make it better.
	No, your withdrawal symptoms were so bad that you had to get involved in all kinds of experimental medicine, and that eventually brought you to Russia.
	To Russia, yeah.
	And eating meat only.
	Rice, chicken, or beans?
	Rice and beans are meat?
	No, no, no.
	Only eating meat.
	No rice, no chicken, no beans.
	Just meat.
	Chicken is meat, is it not?
	Now we're splitting hairs, man.
	Come on.
	Use your bloody brain.
	Even Michael Jordan learned from a coach who could never do half the things physically that he taught Michael.
	That's another shit analogy.
	Like, we're not saying he's a retard because he got addicted to pills.
	He's obviously a very intelligent man.
	But it's the hypocrisy when he tells people how to solve their problems and he can't solve his own that we go, hmm.
	The thing that matters the most is how other people apply his rules to their own life, regardless of if he does it or not.
	Okay?
	He never built himself into some moral authority or claimed to be one, but his advice is life-changing for so many people.
	That is why his rules for life grew so fast along with YouTube.
	If we all gauge each other's morals on knowing every personal aspect of our lives and every secret of our past, we would all be in hell now.
	I should also make it clear that in Jordan's new book, he spends, well, at least the first third, discussing all his addictions and the various treatments and blah, blah, fucking blah.
	So he makes it a thing.
	I have a 48-year-old carving alcoholic.
	My life changed when my daughter was born 21 years ago.
	So the multiple, I thought it said 21 hours ago.
	21 hours ago, my life changed forever.
	So the multiple rehab and AA meetings were useless until I was truly ready to change.
	Anyway, we get the idea.
	It sounds like he had a very heavy load.
	And what do you mean?
	A load to bear.
	All right.
	Oh, I get it.
	I finally got it.
	Yep, got it.
	Let's get to the final video.
	Before we get to the final video, I saw this meme going around, and I wish I had thought of this before Baby Monsters was a thing, but what a great way to say goodbye.
	Stay fresh, cheesebags.
	Isn't that awesome?
	Yes.
	What's that?
	Stay cool, pony boy.
	What is that?
	I think it's from the outsiders.
	Stay something, pony boy.
	Or then there's also Glenn Eastwood when he leaves the Hmong kid who didn't have the balls to go up to that girl that liked him.
	And Walt Kowalski just goes, Good day, puss cake.
	Stay gold, pony boy.
	Yeah, there it is.
	Stay fresh, cheese bags.
	That rules.
	So that's going to become a thing.
	So this is a very long video.
	We'll have to hop around in it.
	But like Asians, Mexicans don't have the proper enzymes to break down alcohol.
	And they don't handle it well.
	But unlike Asians, they love drinking it.
	So they often get into pretty bad car accidents.
	And then they're emotional and angry after the accident and want to argue with the cops.
	I like this coat.
	Yeah.
	Animal colored.
	It's probably 75 degrees.
	His back must be moist.
	Why?
	Oh, because it's hot.
	He must be sweating such to a point where his back is wet.
	I get it now.
	He might have a wet.
	Look at this guy.
	They're so square.
	Yeah, they're not exactly curvaceous.
	She's wasted.
	What are you recording me for?
	Back up.
	Why are you recording for?
	What you gonna do?
	Here, I'll give you two options.
	Why are you recording or what are you recording for?
	Those are your only two options.
	Look, he's all emotional now, pleading.
	What is the pleading going to do?
	Are they going to get off her and let her go and attack the person filming?
	I get it.
	Get back.
	I get it.
	Get back.
	He had the...
	Oh, he's bilingual.
	No, but he had the voice.
	I get it.
	Get back.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	She's getting arrested.
	She's causing a scene with the rest her.
	Is it the burritos that give him that shape?
	I'm filming you.
	Yeah, they know, dude.
	They're probably filming themselves.
	Listen to the screaming.
	Yeah, they're bringing her to the murder factory?
	I gotta say, this guy is a good cameraman.
	How many times have we watched videos like this and it's like someone's foot?
	This is good quality.
	He's the Scorsese of Grindface.
	She's going to be fun at the station, isn't she?
	Nobody dare ask Scorsese what he recording for.
	She didn't.
	He said, why are you recording for?
	Right.
	It's weird to flip your car upside down and have attitude.
	Fuck you doing, bitch.
	Leave me alone.
	I just flip my car.
	Get the cops all up in my grill.
	Look at her sobbing.
	I bet they don't have insurance.
	So fo.
	Couldn't it be San Diego I'm gonna go to the other side?
	No, I was thinking of a buffo pun and I couldn't do it.
	Look, they have a spit guard on her.
	Oh, shman.
	Did you skip ahead?
	No.
	What should we do about this?
	I don't know.
	Flip it over?
	It's a Honda.
	You could repair that thing.
	And now they're gonna...
	Now they put their masks on after all this shit?
	After the woman spat on them?
	She's not a LARPer.
	Oh, they're taking away.
	Oh, they gotta get her into an ambulance.
	You hear that?
	Like, cops have to deal with dangerous men who could kill them.
	And then they don't play it.
	Shut the fuck up, fucking bitch.
	She just goes, fucking shut the fuck up, fucking bitch.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	If I was a cop, I'd be unable to resist saying that guy's still recording it, by the way.
	That pissed you off.
	Oh, she's gonna notice him.
	Please notice him.
	She's still spitting in the back.
	Shut the fuck up.
	I wish she noticed the guy.
	If I was the EMT, I'd whisper in her ear and be like, that cop just called me a fucking coach.
	There's not enough people antagonizing these people more.
	Like when someone's having a public freak out, you go, you're pissed off, right?
	Is she being a bitch to you?
	Like, get her going.
	These motherfuckers, they don't care about you, do they?
	That guy over there was laughing at you.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Hey, why are you laughing?
	What are you doing?
	Why are you laughing so hard?
	Oh, that's smart.
	They put the whatever six by six is down so it don't roll away.
	Come on, come on.
	Oh, it's like taking a shit.
	All right.
	That's it, folks.
	So a little disjointed at the end there.
	But yeah, we were in a really funny situation where we're told to join a radical cult, and if we don't, we're banished.
	I mean, the clown world is drifting into like a Scientology cult or some weird thing where everyone's wearing a red turtleneck and listening to the Gashigami tell us that democracy is retarded, buddy.
	I'm not joining your cult.
	So you can insist on mandates.
	You can make me pull my kids out of school.
	You can threaten me with prison time.
	You can deport me.
	You can cancel me.
	You can ostracize me and my family.
	I'm not joining your cult.
	And I got all day.
	Just like Alan Froyer said when he insisted I was at the January 6th and he goes, I got to hand it to you.
	You take a licking and keep on ticking.
	Yeah, we all do.
	Baby monsters take a licking and keep on ticking.
	It's called having character.
	It's called wanting to convey a sense of legacy to your children.
	It's called having morals.
	It's called being a handshake guy.
	It's called caring about our children and wanting to nurture them.
	That's our options.
	That's exhibit A. You're offering different things.
	No, I don't want your different things.
	I'm good with these things over here.
	You go with your furry awareness campaign and you're eating strangers' asses in public.
	That's your shit.
	You go ruin the city with that stuff.
	Follow Joe Biden to the grave.
	I'm not coming with you.
	So get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave and never stop fighting.
	This may be hard to hear, but all the men you like are pretty queer.
	Like they really care about what people think.
	And so that's why they all lift all the time.

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