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Oct. 15, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E42 - GOD IS MY COPILOT

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	I'm wondering what the day went.
	The clouds have me strat in the queen.
	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis.
	If we never stood in the cold before You never started the cold.
	That's some Australian rap enthusiasts called Hilltop Hoods.
	It's nice.
	I don't know.
	Adding strings is a good idea.
	Makes for an original intro.
	I just think it's gay to be really into hip-hop.
	I think they're my age.
	It's all still about hip-hop with the Australian accent.
	I don't know.
	Am I shitting on them?
	Yeah, I guess I am.
	Check out my new suit.
	You know what I did?
	I had all these old suits from my leaner days, and I thought, oh, they're garbage because the pants don't fit.
	Blazers always fit.
	Then I go to my little rice ball down the street, and I go, can you make all these pants bigger?
	No, he stayed too small.
	Too small.
	I go, what if we just add a little piece of fabric, a little square on the back?
	Right?
	Right here.
	Okay, that's so crazy.
	And we smashed a subscribe and then they were total fire.
	It worked.
	Now I have like 10, not 10, about five or six old suits that are brand new.
	So it's not quiet for them.
	No, it's not quiet for my clothes?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I'm going to fuck my clothes.
	I'm going to let my clothes fuck me.
	I don't quite get where we're going with this Simeon Peterson.
	Well, it's not quiet for you.
	Yeah.
	I mean, it's like, no, it's not.
	Yeah, okay.
	Just don't burst into tears.
	Oh, no.
	I had pants, too.
	And now I don't.
	Why not?
	I'm bloody mad about it.
	Well, why don't you have pants anymore?
	They don't fit.
	And I don't have a Chinaman I can go to.
	It's like, he's six doors down from the studio.
	Oh.
	Oh, check him out.
	Yeah, you should check him out.
	I was going to play this song, but it's not a catchy intro.
	But it's a great concept.
	It's the one I sent to you afterwards.
	What's going on with me?
	Let's go dance.
	Imagine having a facial tattoo and not regretting it at all.
	Don't nobody like his last time.
	Try to cover up and tell the people go, Brandon.
	But we know what they staying, though.
	Okay, anyway.
	You can hear the chanting.
	That bothered me for some reason.
	Maybe I'm being grumpy.
	I'm shitting on all our music and everything in the show.
	Even your Jordan Peterson, I'm crapping on.
	Well, his head crops out.
	That's annoying.
	That is really irritating.
	Yeah.
	It's just amateur hour at the Apollo.
	They're Loza Alexander.
	We like the concept.
	Also, I guess I forgot that this is a wool suit and those are itchy.
	That's why I didn't mind that I couldn't wear this suit anymore because I forgot it makes my legs itchy.
	It's like wearing a horse hair shirt.
	It makes you grumpy.
	So this is going to be a grumpy episode.
	Prepare yourself for that.
	In other news, yesterday I was putting gas in my car.
	Guess who pulls up next to me in the gas station?
	Sam Roberts.
	Oh yeah, Sam Roberts.
	He's hot now.
	Yeah, he looks good with his bald ass head.
	His head always annoyed me.
	He had those little Cheetos curls.
	And he just looked like a black flight attendant.
	And it bothered me the way it bounced.
	I don't know.
	I think everyone's annoyed by curly hair in general.
	But yeah, I always thought he was one of the ugliest people I've ever met.
	His hair looks like a puppet.
	He looks like someone who was making puppets, got an A-plus in that class.
	And the teacher is just blown away.
	What do you call him?
	Oh, I call him my Sam Roberts.
	Oh, well, that's...
	Dude, I've been teaching this puppet class for over 13 years, and you are by far and away the greatest puppet maker I've ever had as a student.
	I want to learn from you.
	This Sam, what do you call him?
	Sam Roberts.
	This Sam Roberts puppet is perfect.
	Anyway, so he had an annoying head, and I see him at the gas station.
	He's shaved his head.
	He's got a beard.
	He's a Benjamin Buttons babe.
	Yeah, he's been working out, too.
	Melt in your mouth gorgeous.
	He's gorgeous.
	I think it's because of kids.
	He had some kids.
	It put some fire under his ass.
	And now he's like a dude.
	Yeah, that's a better picture of him.
	Yep.
	He's not a puppet anymore.
	He's a man.
	Yeah, I saw him once, too.
	I was actually, I was listening to Opie and Anthony where they were making fun of Sam heavily.
	He was heavily featured in that thing.
	And I go to this ice cream shop and he's fucking there.
	I'm like, and he recognized me too From Compound, I guess.
	And I did an impression of him online once, so he might have seen that.
	But we chatted for a bit, and I was like, I was just listening to you.
	This is very weird.
	And I just let him know I listened to the show, like his actual show.
	Yeah, I did that too.
	Yeah, I was like, I love the new theme song.
	They had just like a new theme song.
	Are you showing off that you're a great fan?
	I like Sam Roberts a lot.
	I think I took it.
	I didn't like the show when it first started because I thought it's just Jim talking about his neuroses.
	Like, oh, I don't know.
	I can't get out of bed.
	I hate Mondays.
	And then Sam Roberts are going, yeah, he totally hates Mondays.
	That's like his least favorite day.
	Well, you know who also didn't like to get out of bed?
	Shongo Shivawson.
	He actually didn't like to get out of bed.
	And I just thought you're an intern who was stuck around long enough to get a gig.
	But then after Stern turned into fucking PR garbage, I started listening to them more.
	And that stage is gone.
	They're a great show.
	I like this one.
	Great show.
	The moral of the story here is you got to...
	Wait, wait, go back.
	What the fuck's going on with his head?
	Cuban?
	No.
	Sam Roberts looks like he has a gel shower cap on.
	It looks like he's from a swimming cap.
	What the fuck?
	He looks like Zorg from Fifth Element.
	Does he wax it?
	I don't know.
	Dude, don't wax your head.
	I don't know why he has that thing on.
	It absorbs 100% of the light in the room.
	He's going to make an interdimensional deal with aliens.
	Did you put up the doodles link in the write-up?
	Oh, no.
	No, I did not.
	I could add that now.
	So, yes, I did.
	Useless.
	Useless human being.
	Yeah, the doodles are up.
	Please go.
	100% of the money goes to Zenoa Kinsman.
	And she gives half to Max.
	Demi Lovato has remained in the news on a regular basis since the inception of her career.
	And it's clickable.
	And it's clickable.
	Click on it.
	Has anyone bid on anything?
	Uh-oh.
	Oh, there we go.
	Someone wants the pictures.
	Pictures of you and me do well.
	Keep going?
	No one wants that fucking fatherless child?
	That hurts.
	Anyway, go there and buy some shit.
	It'll go up in value, too.
	It's a good investment.
	So Demi Lovato was losing attention, which is a crime.
	And this is my theory on Demi.
	I believe that her agent goes, the numbers are down, whatever that means, that Google hits.
	You need to do something.
	She's like, like what?
	And he goes, come out as gay.
	And she goes, oh, I don't know.
	That might be bad.
	Like, I'll lose a lot of Christians.
	Well, then come out as some sort of weird sexual.
	How about pansexual?
	That's weird enough that people won't really put a number on it.
	And they go, fine, just do it.
	So she comes out as pansexual, which means nothing, especially when you're young and beautiful.
	You make out with chicks when you're drunk.
	Okay.
	And now she's on this alien thing where she has a show where they chase aliens.
	It's like a ghost hunter show, but they chase outer space.
	And I don't want to sound outer spacist, but if you're from Jupiter, you're stupider.
	That's just something I believe.
	She doesn't like the word alien.
	Like, I've heard people not like illegal alien because it's mean to Mexicans, but she doesn't like alien because it's mean to aliens.
	You just say outer space being?
	No, you say ET, extraterrestrial.
	That's the politically correct term.
	And now she's doing a bunch of talk shows and talking about her experience with ETs.
	Look at that greasy pig.
	I still want to fuck her, of course.
	I woke up in my room and there was like three beings.
	And then, and they were like, do you want to see your planet?
	And I was like, oh, sorry.
	You want to help me?
	I like whooshed out of my room and was like hovering over the planet.
	And then all of a sudden, they're like, you want to see our planet?
	And I was like, hell yeah.
	Then I whooshed to this like pink and purple planet that I've never seen, but.
	Selene?
	I've never seen it before.
	Those two girls are the kind of girls I would get in high school.
	Nothing to write home about, but perfectly reasonable.
	They're loyal and they understand when you break up with them.
	They're like, okay.
	Yeah, you don't have to do a whole explanation.
	I knew this was coming.
	She's a grease ball.
	You could fit her up your ass.
	That looks like Ethan Klein when he dresses in drag.
	Don't sit on her head.
	She'll disappear.
	Go right up there.
	Ethan Klein when he's in drag.
	Here's another thing in the fun news, fun news section, first section of the show.
	There's all these great reviews for the new Ghostbusters.
	The New York Post did a long, involved review about how fantastic it is and how smart it was to move to Indiana and all this shit.
	And it's not overly woke.
	And then The Guardian gave it a good review by saying it's terrible.
	The Guardian is angry that this film, you ready for this one, trivialized the previous all-female reboot, starring Leslie Jones as the ugliest woman in the world and that Ellen DeGeneres chick overacting to the point of absurdity.
	Remember her?
	Her feet were up on a desk in every scene.
	And she had these quirky little mannerisms.
	Oh my God.
	I predicted that movie would tank and it tanked.
	And then they said, well, it tanked because of sexism, Paul Feig said.
	Which is what they did with the new Charlie's Angels.
	Sexism.
	You can't handle the truth.
	You can't handle a woman rocking out and kicking ass.
	Really, the previous Charlie's Angels made $700 million.
	Maybe it's that you suck.
	The previous Charlie's Angels with Lucy Lou was funny because they took the piss out of themselves and they mocked the idea that they were these ninjas that could kick the shit out of everyone.
	This movie did not.
	This movie had them kicking ass and taking names.
	Women are scared of spiders in the bathtub, but they have no problem fighting all of the demons in hell and digging them out.
	What would you do if one of them died?
	Just sucked out their soul.
	I want her to get sucked in the mouth.
	Like they wouldn't be screaming their fucking heads off.
	Yeah, he does.
	Wow.
	That's not good news for Demi.
	I know a way you can stay in the public eye.
	Become Ethan Klein.
	Kill him, take over his life.
	So check out this review for Ghostbusters that makes you want to watch it really badly.
	Ghostbusters Afterlife Review, a slimy stinking corpse of a sequel.
	Fun wordplay.
	Consider the casual cowardice of a script that uses its own mythology to subtly erase 2016 all gals reboot from the canon, giving the rage-choked trolls, carpet bombing IMDB with zero-star ratings, the vindication they've always craved.
	It wasn't just the trolls on IMDb.
	Everyone hated that shitty movie, you fucking losers.
	Yeah, that erased the original mythology.
	And didn't like every James Bond erase the original mythology?
	Wasn't there like four Spider-Mans in two years?
	Remember Toby Maguire was one of them?
	And then there was that other guy, a bunch of British people with American accents?
	So I'm dying to see it now.
	And it is still relatively woke.
	I think the hero of the new Ghostbusters is a chick.
	As a kid, it's a girl.
	Simply magical.
	It's like a Stranger Things take on Ghostbusters.
	God, my son was so obsessed with Slimers.
	He must have made 50 of them out of paper mache, out of Super Sculpey.
	Nice teeth, dude.
	He had such a wide range of artistic interests until that horrible baseball came along.
	And now that's all he does, lives and breathes baseball.
	Someone, a baby monster set-in, sent in some Nepalese comedy as a reminder that the West is the best.
	Everywhere, when I say the West is the best, I don't just mean like, I have the number one mom on a coffee mug or world's greatest grandma.
	No, no, I mean our grandmas are literally better than your grandmas.
	And when I say your, I mean the non-Western world.
	It all sucks.
	It's not even in the same universe as us.
	This is lean.
	Look at their stupid language.
	So you need a broken piece of charcoal to write.
	Do you have a pen?
	Yeah.
	Oh, and I don't need a pen.
	I need a broken piece of charcoal to get the R's right.
	They have Hitler in this?
	It's Chitler.
	All China's Zagid Panic.
	Oh, and they have a guy who has got the hair new body.
	Okay, jump ahead, Ryan.
	We don't need to see the fucking credits.
	Wow, this is high quality.
	The clip I thought I sent was really low res.
	Nice mud hut.
	Do you hear that?
	Doing.
	Doing.
	Everything is laced with sound effects.
	Nice mud hut, Loser.
	When did we have mud huts 3,000 years ago?
	Only cool thing about this room is the duvet which we invented.
	Okay, go farther in.
	I want to hear more sound effects.
	Holy shit, they're really going for it.
	Is he a hunk?
	Is that that gorgeous guy over there?
	Nepal.
	The worst of packages and chinks.
	Sorry.
	Horrible racial epithets I couldn't resist inserting into that joke to try to make it funnier.
	If we could take a Western show and add sound effects to it, would it be better?
	I did a commercial for what's that Asian dude's name?
	Michael Chan or something?
	You know the chick who's on Mad TV and she's the sassy Puerto Rican broad?
	Natasha Leone was in it.
	Alexander Chang?
	The fuck?
	I have egg in my eyebrow.
	I guess that means the show sucks if I have egg on my face, right?
	Not Michelle.
	No, no, the fucking gangsta chick.
	Baniqua?
	Shuh, fuck, I'm not.
	She's a Hispanic comedian who's very popular and very mediocre.
	Or she does the Asian thing, like, you want to get the jail o'neo, the hair nil.
	Yeah, what you did.
	Asian.
	No, she's not Asian, dude.
	She plays an.
	She plays an Asian.
	No, she does not play a.
	You want jailo neo?
	Angela Johnson.
	Angela Johnson.
	She plays an Asian.
	I did a commercial with Angela Johnson, and it was with Natasha Leone and that rapper guy, Aesop Rocky.
	And we wrote it together, sort of.
	I mean, I had to incorporate her character.
	So I wrote it, but it's her idea.
	And we were done the commercial, and she goes, The punchlines aren't kicking.
	And I go, They're fine, they're good.
	And she goes, No, how about whenever I show up, there's a record scratch?
	And I was like, No.
	We're not Nepalese.
	Yeah, there she is.
	No, not at all.
	She's kind of a bitch.
	No wait in the car then.
	The street, not back into our house like a stupid.
	She's that phony.
	I don't even think she's that Spanish.
	I don't think she can even speak it.
	Hey, mom, I'm gonna be an extra.
	Just one.
	Refine the commercial.
	It's not gonna be easy.
	Aesop Rocky, Natasha Leone, Angela Johnson.
	He got in trouble because he has sweatshops in China make his stuff.
	You know, like everything.
	You know.
	You know.
	Like, everyone ever.
	See if you can dig that up while I talk about American comedy.
	Oh.
	What?
	There it is.
	There it is.
	You don't want to get in their way.
	You don't want to harass them.
	Kind of like how you harassing me right now with all these demands.
	Do you have this in a nine?
	Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	I got this.
	I got this.
	What did you say?
	A nine?
	Yes.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Come with me.
	Come with me.
	Sit still.
	Can you just get me the right size, please?
	Then I gotta go in the basement.
	They got like 300 shoes down there.
	I'm gonna get lost.
	No, girl, this gonna work.
	Look, right here.
	See?
	Boom.
	See this right here?
	How come you can do this?
	You know what?
	I had enough of that.
	That's cool.
	I don't want to help you.
	That's great acting, huh?
	I like to work.
	You know what?
	I have enough of that.
	Excuse me.
	You're excused.
	Ooh.
	There we go.
	That color don't look real good on you.
	You don't want that.
	Is there a record player in the room?
	Yes, I do want that.
	Yeah, wouldn't the music stop?
	I said no to this, and then she went above my head to Alexander Wang, and he said yes.
	I love it.
	It's record scratch.
	What's up?
	Hey, how you doing?
	I'm good.
	I know who you is.
	Oh, for real?
	That's for so.
	She's on blackface.
	Oh, okay.
	He here to buy a shirt.
	So he too good.
	Tuffler.
	What?
	Listen, do you have this in the large?
	Okay, look, look, let me take this thing.
	I'm going to go.
	See, if we were to take, you know, like all in the family.
	Buddy, turning on me?
	No.
	But you're not forgetting fresh buddies, are you?
	All him times fishing together, you know, on Smoon Lake and Ted Bay and my uncle.
	It works.
	I'm laughing.
	How much do you really know about your uncle?
	See, that's back when it was okay to be bald.
	When men ruled the world.
	So let's compare that to American comedy.
	Like this guy, a quintessential New Yorker, stavvy, Greek dude.
	He's in a diner talking about pussy with his friend.
	Very well-produced little short here.
	Greek food is garbage.
	Oh, stop, Rob.
	Now there's this war between my little guy and my heart.
	Every day.
	Well, so do you love her?
	Yeah, I just said, I obviously love her.
	I'm saying I wish I would have had, like, you know, more of a run.
	You wish that pink little dick had gotten some warmth?
	Okay.
	Is everything okay, guys?
	Everything's okay.
	Anyway, it's a good.
	He talks about all the great pussy he's got over the years.
	I think there's a generation of New York comedians that were heavily influenced by vice in the early aughts.
	Him and that Asian dude, fresh off the boat, Eddie Wang.
	Yes, that was real funny.
	He's quality.
	He has the sprinkles.
	That's what he had no idea.
	Just jump in the middle.
	Whole time I was thinking to myself, damn, is this what it's like when John Snemos fucks?
	Wait, but you're listing a bunch of physical things.
	I know that.
	Wait, what about emotional?
	Nobody's ever affected you emotionally.
	Oh, emotionally.
	How about my grandmother's funeral?
	Anyways, we have to watch the entire thing, or I just show it to you so you can look it up yourself.
	This is the sound effect show.
	But the guy has the sprinkles.
	This guy has the sprinkles too.
	I have never heard of him before this week.
	Severely handicapped chap.
	Maybe go to the next one down just so you can see what he looks like.
	19.
	Oh, Crip Daddy.
	Yeah, this guy, there's a rabbit hole with this man.
	They raised money and they got him a fucking handicap bus.
	Our buddy Zach, who does work for us, gets us scoops and stuff.
	Raised money and now he can tour and look like that other places.
	Wow, that wrist is really fucked, isn't it?
	A little bit.
	Like, you couldn't possibly do that with your own wrist, no matter how hard you try.
	A bird could easily do it.
	What kind of bird?
	Maybe one which is the turkey vulture?
	Not a turkey vulture.
	A blue jay.
	No.
	Oh, I know what you're going to say.
	A keel-billed Montmot.
	No, I think it's...
	The bird which is the bald eagle.
	Yeah, so go back to that.
	So he's severely handicapped.
	And then his stand-up is really good.
	2-0.
	You can do that, it's true.
	My uncle was a Pella Flash.
	He's the bravest rubber I know.
	He's a great way.
	There's a little red dot in my hands.
	It's kind of hard to hear, huh?
	Like, I got the subtitles, but I don't know if I would have got red dots.
	It is very homestead.
	So I'm offended, and that's good comedy.
	But here he is arguing with his mother about Lizzo's fat asso can show up to the house with her fucking fat titties and ass hanging out, and everyone's like, Yes, queen,
	fucking slay.
	But when I show up with my dick out, they call the police.
	What do you expect?
	I expect to be treated the same as every other human being on this planet.
	Lizzo's different.
	That's not equality.
	That's superiority.
	Are you saying that Lizzo is superior to me?
	Your own son?
	Your flesh and blood?
	Kinda, kinda.
	Why?
	What makes her so fucking special?
	Huh?
	Where she can just show off her fucking fat labia.
	Will you stop calling her that?
	What?
	It is.
	Fat is beautiful.
	What?
	You got a problem with the word fat, mom?
	No, I'm just saying that's rude.
	That's just a fact.
	It's kind of rude.
	Why is it rude?
	Because she's beautiful.
	I didn't say she wasn't beautiful.
	I just said she was fat.
	Are you ashamed of the word fat, mom?
	Is it triggering because you're fat?
	Oh, Mom, I am not fat.
	Mom, fat is beautiful now.
	I'm not fat.
	Look at Lizzo.
	She's gorgeous, mom.
	She's a fat queen.
	I'm done.
	Just like you, mom.
	I'm done.
	Just like you.
	Did you just say just like me?
	You're a fat queen, mom.
	It's okay.
	You fucking bitch.
	What?
	It's beautiful, mom.
	You're a fat bitch.
	You're a bitch, and that's why you're going to get arrested when you have your dick out.
	She's just as good as him.
	You're a bitch, and that's why you're going to get arrested when you have your dick out.
	Holy shit.
	Meanwhile, he's in a chair, completely incapable of moving.
	All right, which brings us to the war on kids.
	Let's set it up, dude.
	Let's fucking set it up, yo.
	Hello, man!
	I had a sex change up right.
	Who wants to pamp my bag?
	We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.
	Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrines.
	God, I hope Trump wins again.
	Yeah, me too.
	I just want to hear that voice.
	I want to hear that voice too.
	Great guy, I mean.
	Great guy.
	If you look at the numbers, frankly.
	We're doing better than Crooked Joe.
	Crooked.
	It just, like, everything was so fun.
	You turn on the news and you go, this is not going to be a boring speech.
	This is going to be an amusing speech.
	Now, it's sub-boring.
	Like, Jimmy Carter was boring.
	This is embarrassing.
	You watch the news through your fingers now.
	Every time Joe comes on, you're just like, oh, please, please, please don't say $40 trillion billion million, $700 billion and a trillion $300,000 billion dollars.
	Jump ahead for a second here to 3.8, where this couple has deciphered what he said and put it in their mouths just to show you how insane he is.
	Hey, babe, I can't seem to find any accurate COVID numbers right now.
	Do you know?
	I think 6,344,700 infected, and if I'm not mistaken, 1,189,506 dead.
	What?
	6,344,700.
	U.S. COVID deaths 1,189,506.
	There's more.
	20 million dead from COVID.
	Unnecessarily, now we have over 120 million dead from COVID.
	No, it's 200 million.
	It's estimated that 200 million people will have died.
	Probably by the time I finish this talk.
	Are you just incoherent?
	How long's your talk going to be?
	Six years?
	Incoherently.
	I'm going to need some Adderall.
	I have to be up for the next six years.
	Incoherently making up numbers.
	My butt's been wiped.
	My butt's been wiped.
	Wow.
	You see what I mean?
	It's like George W. Bush, but much worse.
	When George W. Bush would come on, I wasn't really a conservative back then, but I'd still be going, oh, God, here we go.
	Here we go.
	Fool me once.
	Won't get fooled.
	Fool me twice.
	Won't get fooled again.
	Anyway, the war on kids.
	So, Loudoun County School.
	Now, I sent you this separately, so we know the story, right?
	This guy's daughter is raped in the butt and in the face by some rapist dude, 14-year-old, 15-year-old, who just stuck a dress on.
	Now I'm a chick and I can go raping.
	The father was arrested recently, but as we were saying on the show, hold off a second, Ryan.
	As we were saying on the show, we don't advocate vigilanteism here, but why are you still around?
	Someone rapes your daughter, like you destroy his entire home and eat him.
	You eat his face off until he looks like that weird guy from Sounds of the Lambs who ate his own face and he's in a wheelchair.
	Remember him with his stitching?
	That's what the guy should look like if he rapes your daughter.
	You shouldn't be filing a formal complaint.
	Hello.
	I hereby disagree with my, I think she's 13, my 13-year-old daughter getting raped In the butt.
	That's what your rapist should look like.
	And that's after 17 surgeries where they use part of his thigh to make his mustache come back.
	Make rapists this again.
	So when you see him, you're like, yeah, you go for it.
	That's fucked up.
	You're getting arrested, dude.
	I'm on your side.
	And then you go, wait a minute, this happened months ago?
	What is going on?
	Like, I would have strangled every single administrator in that entire county.
	But he's just filing complaints.
	So anyway, someone points, I'll also notice this.
	Father of the girl who was raped by Tranny was on Instagram last, Sarah Ingram last night.
	Laura Ingram, sorry.
	The very first thing he did was declare that he supports LGTBQ and cross-genders.
	Yeah, let's get that out.
	We'll deal with my daughter's rape in a minute.
	First, I want to make it clear, you know, that I'm open-minded.
	Went on to say he supports police in spite of them dragging him out of the meeting, bloodied for trying to get to the bottom of his daughter's rape.
	Same vibe as the parents who will go on television and state that they love diversity after their child is murdered by a third world immigrant.
	There is no snapping out of it for these people.
	They've decided in their minds, consciously or not, that continuing to make concessions is the way forward and they will carry those convictions to the grave.
	Yeah, like my friend Nicole Dufrine.
	Remember her?
	Shot through the chest by Rudy Fleming, black kid who stole his Puerto Rican uncle's handgun.
	Points that at her.
	She goes, what are you going to do, bitch?
	Shoot me?
	Because I'm a sassy brat.
	I don't take no guff from no black kids.
	So he went, okay.
	And then the boyfriend had an African rope burning ceremony to show that he's not racist and we all need to come together.
	No, we don't.
	Okay, I am really liking those sound effects.
	That is a permanent thing.
	The more serious the subject, the better, too.
	Okay, that sucks.
	But I'll try to go against my instinct of respecting things with gravity and play things like this.
	And then I was, while looking into this story, I discovered that it's happened before.
	Where a five-year-old was raped by a tranny in the bathroom.
	Remember when they were pushing this bathroom shit and they said nothing has ever happened.
	It's going to be fine.
	You're paranoid for thinking anything could possibly go wrong.
	Five-year-old girl was sexually assaulted at school in the girl's bathroom by a boy who identifies as gender fluid.
	Spark an investigation by the U.S. Department of Education's Office for Civil Rights.
	That just makes me laugh.
	Your civil rights have been violent.
	How about just calling the cops?
	According to a legal complaint by Roger G. Brooks of the Alliance Defending Freedom and Vernadette R. Broils of Georgia Adoption Family Law Practice, the boy, who was also five years old, reportedly assaulted the girl as she was leaving a bathroom stall in Oakhorst Elementary School November 2017.
	So this is becoming a thing, and it has been for a long time.
	But they just deny it.
	You know, speaking of denial, I'll jump ahead one other time to critical race theory.
	Where is it now?
	Yeah, 2.8.
	So Chris Ruffo keeps complaining that critical race theory is in schools.
	And the MO for the people putting it in schools is, it's not in schools.
	You're wrong.
	Like, this is there.
	They can't do facts.
	They can't do debating.
	So now it's just lying.
	That thing that you don't like, that you're accusing me of, it never happened.
	Is critical race theory currently being taught in schools?
	Yes.
	And that's a good thing.
	We must support our teachers' freedom to teach the truth about our accurate history.
	I love how the whole point of critical race theory is to show you that you're racist and white people suck.
	That's been well established for a long ass time.
	I would say since 1995, there was definitely a PC lull from 2000 to 2005.
	But outside of that little dip, from 95 till now, K through 12 has been screaming at our children that white people suck and they're evil.
	Like I had a whole teacher's thing here we could jump to where this white woman...
	Oh, yeah, here we go.
	It's the next on the list, 2-5.
	I love the children, the ancestors of the conquistadors who murdered the Aztecs along Central America and South America.
	Then, with their incredible wealth, they immigrate here to America and say, white people suck.
	You're white.
	Everything you say about white people and their history applies to you.
	What is your second language?
	It's Spanish.
	That's a European language.
	Ever heard of Spain?
	That's you, lady.
	You're as white as me.
	Anyway, go down.
	Let's see what she's saying about whiteness.
	You too can achieve the American dream if only you work hard enough to conform to society's norms.
	And by society, I mean white supremacy.
	Stop.
	What supremacy?
	Now she's making fun of British people?
	Like, are the American rich all from England?
	And I can tell you about a thousand radicals, weirdos, non-conformists who made it rich in America.
	In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if you ran the numbers and you found out that the majority of America's 100 millionaires, billionaires were all non-conformists.
	Look at Walton, the guy behind Walmart.
	He went door to door selling TV dinners and Bibles.
	And then he started having a warehouse.
	And the next thing you know, he's invented Walmart.
	Look at Steve Jobs, that weirdo.
	Look at Ben and Jerry's.
	Their whole brand is that they're cookie.
	It's kookie ice cream.
	Think outside the box.
	One out of three U.S. millionaires are foreign-born or first-generation American.
	80% of these are self-made millionaires.
	So she is on my welfare.
	If you're a teacher, you're an administrator, then I'm paying your bills.
	So you're on welfare and you're complaining that you can't make money in America.
	To all of these anti-entrepreneur cunts, please open a lemonade stand and get back to me.
	Please have one employee doing a paper route.
	Be the sort of arbiter of a county's local newspaper delivery.
	Have four paper boys under your belt and then get back to me.
	You fucking bitch.
	Anyway, let's hear more of her.
	If you assimilate enough, and if you reject, reject all of your non-American culture, history, background, generational trauma, and just get over it so that you are.
	She has generational trauma from what?
	The Americans.
	Killing Aztecs?
	Which is white supremacy.
	Isn't it lovely over here where you dehumanize yourself to the point where you are no longer recognizable?
	Not only you're not recognizable, but you have no culture of your own because it's lost to the American dream.
	You want to get back to the culture of murdering Aboriginals in the jungles of Nicaragua?
	Is that what you want to get back to?
	If she worked at Dunkin' Donuts, she'd have to wear their uniform.
	She'd have to speak differently.
	Like, hey, how are you?
	She'd have to change the way you're going to be.
	You can have your culture.
	Bring everything back to Scottish people.
	Like, even I was talking last night about 10 things I hate about the Jews.
	And even in their distorted view of what that video was, say it was totally literal and there was no misdirected.
	It wasn't satirical.
	If you did 10 things I hate about white people or 10 things I hate about the Scots, people would laugh their heads off.
	The last thing it would even occur to them would be to be offended.
	But if you're a protected class, you can't make those jokes.
	So go to the next one where in schools with school books.
	One is for you.
	No, no, that's not it.
	2-6.
	I hope I sent you the right fucking thing.
	I hope it's you that's the retard.
	Yep, you're the retard.
	That has been...
	So this speaks for itself.
	This is called Not My Idea Idea.
	This is a book that has been read to children in elementary schools from Philadelphia to Texas.
	And one of the really critical ideas here is this one, that whiteness is a bad idea.
	And the picture then is of the devil.
	And what has happened then is that white people have signed a contract with the devil that ends up with stolen land, stolen riches, and special favors.
	So this is promoting that critical race theory idea of race as the fundamental problem in American society.
	Wow.
	A giant list of benefits with money.
	That's why we did it for money.
	That's just false.
	First of all, Christopher Columbus, I don't even think we should celebrate that.
	I think Europeans should celebrate it.
	He didn't really help us out.
	He went to the Caribbean, he got a bunch of spices, and he made Italian food really good.
	And Spain enjoyed some of these spices.
	He's just really a spice guy.
	He's a brilliant navigator, and he helped propel European cuisine forward with the use of various spices.
	Okay.
	He should be, there should be, there is big parades for him in Europe.
	Great.
	We had the pilgrims come here.
	We had two groups.
	One group was a bunch of Englishmen who came down to Williamsburg, right, in like Virginia, West Virginia.
	They came, even though it was Spanish land, Spain wasn't really doing anything with it.
	They're losers, basically, as you saw from that idiot who was speaking in a British accent.
	So they conquered America first, and they weren't doing anything with it.
	So we showed up, the Brits, and said, let's just steal all of their gold and diamonds and silver and then get the fuck out before anyone notices.
	We got there.
	There was none.
	So we talked to the Indians.
	We got a bunch of tobacco.
	We brought tobacco back.
	That was one group.
	And then we had the pilgrims higher up a few years later.
	And they were trying to escape the British church because they thought the Church of England was getting too secular, and there's going to be porn and fucking cocaine soon.
	I'm doing cool history, by the way.
	I've turned into Colin Quinn.
	So these assholes have decided they don't want to fuck around anymore.
	And so they started their own colony and both those groups eventually Britonized the East Coast.
	Where's the like deal with the devil for money?
	It's this Indiana Jones view of the world where we go to all these beautiful ancient ruins and like steal some gold from a mummy's hand and then a big rock chases us away.
	That's not what happened.
	Oh, this was a funny one.
	2-9.
	This teacher.
	Oh, no.
	Sorry.
	What's this?
	Oh, yeah.
	This was just, sorry.
	This is on the subject of the Spanish teacher we just saw, Spanish comma teacher.
	She doesn't necessarily teach Spanish.
	But this is the sort of America she lives in.
	This is where she got that idea.
	This is, by the way, considered Nazi shit.
	To acknowledge that white people are being crapped on means you're a white nationalist.
	So you, that's like saying if you're against being assaulted, then you're a megalomaniac.
	Literally.
	White people are being attacked in the streets And in the media.
	So we have to stop demonizing people and realize the biggest terror threat in this country is white men, most of them radicalized, up to the right.
	White teenager with home tied up in V. So the thing I see, there's a camera in the way of the monitor, and there's black tape on one of the cords.
	While Don Laman was talking, the black tape was right under his nose.
	Sort of like in Damien in the Omen, where the guy's developing pictures and he sees like a spear through the priest's body.
	And then the next thing you know, a lightning rod falls and goes through his body.
	God was just telling me that Don Laman is Hitler.
	I just got a message from the Lord.
	I know, dude.
	I'm not stupid.
	I've been doing this longer than you.
	I'm kidding.
	I kid.
	I kid.
	Sound effect.
	Filthy language.
	There's a really good view of what I see.
	So yeah, go back to that anti-white thing.
	To the right.
	The white teenager was specialized.
	Stop again, sorry.
	Isn't it amazing that in the same sentence, he said, we need to stop demonizing one group of people.
	And then the same sentence, he goes on to demonize white males.
	Well, I don't know.
	I mean, time will tell.
	Been beaten as a group of young African Americans shouting anti-white slurs and calling out Donald Trump.
	It shows an 18-year-old victim who was tied and gagged.
	The suspects put a knife to his throat at different points in his country.
	They make him drink from the toilet.
	Jesus, I forgot that part.
	Yeah, mentally handicapped kid.
	They shows against white people and against the president-elect.
	No, but January 6th, though.
	All right.
	That was a little bit of a tangent, but check out this teacher from the South Bronx that says that disciplining kids is what, white supremacy or nationalism or some shit?
	Go ahead.
	2-7?
	2-9?
	2-9.
	Yeah, we did 2-7.
	Hey, so if you're getting a lot of disrespect in your classroom and you're worried about back talking, this one is for you.
	So truthfully, back talking is just this made-up concept because this is what happens when someone who we think is inferior to us treats us like an equal or questions oppression or sometimes even just shares an opinion of theirs.
	So when we tell our students not to talk back, we're just enforcing this hierarchy in our classroom that places us at the top and our students at the bottom.
	That is precisely what hierarchy is all about.
	That is your job.
	There's a bunch of people that don't know stuff and then you are allegedly the expert and you explain it to them.
	Like say you're going to mechanic school and there's a guy there who can fix a transmission with his eyes closed.
	He's at the top.
	That's why he's chosen for this.
	Who knows the most about transmissions in this area?
	That guy.
	Okay, let's put you at the top and then we'll all sit below you and you tell us so we can try to get up there.
	You're not equals.
	And the students who are most often placed at the bottom of this hierarchy are our black and brown students, especially our black and brown girls.
	So if we don't want our students to internalize the inferiority that we're projecting onto them, then we need to stop policing the way that they talk to us.
	Let them talk to us like equals.
	That's what we are.
	No, you're not.
	And why are you...
	So if you're getting a lot of disparate...
	Why are you having to read this script?
	If you had the courage of your convictions like I do, you'd be able just to riff.
	And I don't like her.
	100% of these fucking videos, they're reading a script.
	They don't really believe this.
	This is not coming from their hearts.
	It's coming from their farts.
	So the few times that there is discipline, of course, it is misdirected.
	3-1, there's this guy, the Native American Law Students Association.
	How many Native Americans are there in Yale law?
	No.
	I'm guessing one.
	You know, my kids can go to school for free.
	Wow.
	I think there's like 17 schools that will take any Native Americans, no tuition.
	So anyway, this guy sends out a light-hearted email, and probably because he's not truly white or not perceived as white by a lot of idiots, he speaks more freely than us pussy-whipped white people.
	But he sends out a thing going, sup, NASA.
	Hope you're still feeling social.
	Like you're announcing a party.
	You want it to sound fun and silly, so you use get-o-vernacular.
	We'll be christening our very own soon-to-be world-renowned NASA Trap House by throwing a Constitution Day bash in collaboration with FedSuck.
	Planned attractions include Popeye's chicken, basic rich American theme snacks, you know, like apple pie and shit, a cocktail station, assorted hard and soft beverages, and more importantly, the opportunity to attend NASA's Trap House inaugural maxir.
	Hope to see you all there, guys.
	By the way, sir, you nailed it.
	That's the perfect tone.
	I feel like going to that.
	Don't you?
	You win.
	Basic bitch American theme snacks.
	I'm there.
	So there's some other loser college down the street that discovers this and they start attacking Yale and the guy's fucked.
	So Yale law students are being bullied by some random fucking school down the street.
	One cunt who doesn't even go to that school can ruin this guy's life.
	Wait, go back to the bottom and see what the update is.
	Blow that up.
	Blow that up, motherfucker.
	I can't read it.
	After the publication of this piece, Yale Law School released a statement saying that no student is investigated or sanctioned for protected speech at the law school.
	At no time was any disciplinary action, blah, blah, blah, on this matter.
	The statement read, while any person may report concern about a lawyer's character and fitness to the bar, the law school has a long-standing policy of reporting only formal disciplinary action to the Bar Association.
	Why would the Bar Association give a shit?
	He's not a lawyer.
	Now you're kicked out of the bar before you even get into the bar?
	So that's good news, actually, at the bottom there.
	And you know, the moral of that story is draw attention.
	Yale would have loved to quietly throw this Indian under the bus, but we all freaked out.
	I saw Ann Coulter was tweeting it, and it drew attention to it.
	And they're like, no, we never do stuff like that.
	You see, they're just petrified of any kind of confrontation.
	That's why they kowtow to these cunts.
	Because that's confrontation.
	So what do we do?
	Defend ourselves?
	No, that doesn't work.
	We just saw a guy whose daughter was raped, and his first priority was that you don't think he's mad at the rapist.
	I'm not a transphobe.
	I'm a transphobe.
	I'm scared of those people around my kids.
	It's a phobia I have.
	And it's not prejudice, as Jim Goad would say.
	It's post-judice.
	But yeah.
	We can't, so sorry, I lost my train of thought there, but I'm back on the tracks.
	We can't wait for there to be some wake-up call or defend ourselves and put our hands out.
	That doesn't work.
	We have to fight fire with fire.
	So when they shine a light on some dumb email that's an invite to a party, we shine a light on them and more importantly, the school.
	So it's not Yale.
	Yale is going to take the path of least resistance.
	We have to be there to say, no, this path is better.
	And say, if you fucking dump him, you're fucked.
	Like I had some restaurant call me.
	Remember Sal?
	He was going to get fired because they saw his Proud Boy's tattoo.
	And I called the restaurant.
	I spoke to the owner.
	I explained the labor laws and how rough it's going to be for him if he fires Sal.
	And all of a sudden, Sal's job was no longer on the line.
	Because I made a bigger threat than the customer who didn't like his tattoo.
	Fight threats with threats.
	It's the only way.
	It just worked with Yale.
	Okay, so teachers can't get fired.
	They get away with murder.
	And we need to empower our parents to get involved in school and take care of this.
	I did it, Gav.
	I listened to what you said.
	Oh, thank God.
	What is it?
	One of these stupid whiteness is a bad idea, professors.
	No, no, it's a school principal.
	Oh, my God.
	What were they up to?
	You're going to love this, man.
	They like Iron Maiden.
	What?
	I got rid of a principal who enjoys the British metal band Iron Maiden.
	And she went like this once, and that's satanic.
	What?
	No.
	Parents of a Canadian school want to kick out the Iron Maiden fan principal.
	Because in that photograph, she's going, yaw, metal, dude.
	I think she should be kicked out of school because Iron Maidens suck.
	It's Judas Priests or nothing.
	You know what's weird about this article, though?
	This fucking amateur, when you see a writer at a news source you've never heard of before, that's because he's stupid.
	That's the long and short of it.
	But zoom up.
	Sharon Burns is her name, right?
	Got it?
	Sharon Burns.
	There she is.
	Clearly a woman.
	And in the article, he just goes, The battle of the parents started following two posts published by Burns on the principal's official social media, later removed, where the principal shows everything.
	His love for maiden.
	What?
	What?
	Sharon Burns is five lines up.
	Like, you're just terrible at your job, dude.
	In the first photo, the principal makes the gesture of horn next to a banner and a plague, a plaque dedicated to the group.
	I can barely read this, right?
	It's so small.
	In the other offending one, we see the mascot, Eddie, next to the writing Eddie666 inside a heart.
	So they're getting her fired because she's satanic.
	Imagine being so I don't even like the word stupid, such a pussy scaredy cat, Christian, that you see Eddie and you're scared.
	I don't think anybody.
	Who?
	I don't know anyone over the age of six who would be scared of Eddie.
	It's clearly not meant to be taken seriously.
	It's a zombie monster.
	Calm the fuck down.
	So anyway, the only time we see someone disciplining someone in academia, they get a Satanist.
	It's rock and roll.
	It's the war on rock and roll.
	Yeah, man.
	It's the war on fucking rock, dude.
	Nobody can do that.
	I got a bunch of racism.
	I got a bunch of MyPet Biden.
	Let's do a quick MyPet Biden.
	It's been about an hour so far, right?
	Yeah, we can.
	You know what?
	I want to do an hour and a half.
	I think it's been about an hour.
	Yeah, well, there's some letters.
	Let's do a full MyPet Biden.
	I fully understand.
	Biden.
	Biden.
	President.
	Sleepy.
	Biden.
	Wait, what?
	That doesn't rhyme.
	So a year ago, yesterday, we discovered Hunter Biden's laptop.
	The fact that the media ignored this story is one for the books.
	I mean, Hunter Biden went on Jimmy Kimmel and said, I loved crack so much, I used to smoke the remnants of Parmesan cheese that I discovered in the carpet.
	Donald Trump Jr. saying that on any talk show is literally unfathomable.
	It doesn't fit in my head.
	My dad, as a successful lingerie model, fits in my head before the idea of them forgiving Donald Trump Jr. the way they've forgiven Hunter Biden.
	But let's just click on it.
	Remember the New York Post brought up this story and they were banned?
	The post revealed that Hunter Biden's abandoned laptop carried proof he sold influence while his father served as vice president.
	And his dad, now president, knew it.
	Oh, that's a weird...
	That's a painting or a drawing, I guess he did of himself.
	And he has like the finger lakes tattooed on his back.
	What?
	Nasty guy who can't get along with anybody.
	What a, look at, wait, go back.
	Look at that dude's face.
	I think he's the vice president of the New York Young Republicans.
	That's a perfect reaction to have.
	What the fuck?
	What the?
	The finger lakes?
	And it looks like claw marks?
	What?
	So go to 4-1.
	I mean, the evidence is there.
	So even in this corrupt clown world, isn't it going to eventually catch up with him?
	Joe Biden could become embroiled in the FBI's probe into Hunter's finances experts say.
	Emails reveal they shared bank accounts, paid each other's bills, and the president may have even funded his son's 2018 drug and prostitution binge.
	Then there's something wrong with you.
	You're certainly not.
	Remember, Hunter Biden said, yeah, you try doing all the things for the big man, or he had some code for his dad, for the big man, and having to give him half of your paycheck and keep everyone else kept and cared for.
	So anyway, he's got a new gallery, Hunter Biden, and he was selling there his half a million dollar paintings.
	There was all kinds of curious Chinese officials there buying up his garbage art, which first show ever, and he's selling banksy prices.
	Okay.
	And our boy, Staten Island's own Scott Lobedo, got a permit, and he went to that gallery and revealed his painting of Hunter Biden.
	They immediately called the police.
	There he is.
	Freaked out.
	I mean, outside of the corruption and everything, just as a dude, the guy looks like he had some serious fucking parties going down.
	Like when he first got caught when Obama was president, I tweeted out, I don't want to live in America where the vice president's son doesn't do cocaine.
	So as a dude, I'm like, wow, man, you fucking, you've been living the life since your brother died of a brain tumor.
	But as a taxpaying citizen, I'm not thrilled with this behavior.
	So let's check out Scott's painting.
	It's very nice.
	Where are you here?
	Oh, yeah, 4-0.
	1, 1,002, 1,003, 1,004, 1,005, 1,006, 1,007, 1,008, 1,009, 1,010, 1,011, 1,012, 1,000.
	Dude, that's not acceptable.
	I had to reload it.
	Sometimes you get a bad click.
	That's 1980s internet before there was the internet.
	I left the art world about 30 years ago because I saw the hypocrisy and the bullshit and the elitism that they only cater to a certain amount, a certain degree of creative people.
	And those are people that only succumb to the isms of that extreme radical left-wing agenda.
	I happen to be a conservative from Staten Island.
	Maybe I don't pronounce my R's properly, so I don't fit them all.
	And I knew I was never going to fit them all.
	And it's disgusting.
	That's Biden's gallery.
	That's a great example of what is wrong with the art world.
	And Jean Belgier has been investigated for corruption before.
	That don't get the opportunity that a scam artist like Hunter Biden is getting in a prominent gallery.
	And that's disgusting.
	And more artists should be pissed off about this than anything else.
	You know what I love about this is that he got the permits.
	Well, he's conforming, Gavin.
	No, he's making sure that when the cops show up, he's not shooed along.
	It's very easy to...
	His permit probably costs $25.
	So without further ado, I give you my latest painting.
	Portrait of a scam artist.
	A portrait of Hunter Biden.
	He pronounced the word scam stern.
	Portrait of a scam artist.
	Some point there.
	This is the guy behind Max Public House protests.
	Isn't that beautiful?
	I think it's the non-fungible token.
	If you go to my team right now, scottlobedo.com.
	The original painting right here is $100,000.
	And I also have my first NFTs available.
	Go to my website, scottlobedo.com.
	A portion, a very generous portion of my sales are going to go to a local youth drug addiction program.
	Because I know Hunter Biden's making a ton of money and he's got a silver spoon and he's already loaded.
	I don't hear him donate to anything like that.
	And that's what separates us.
	ScottLobedo.com.
	Thank you.
	Thank you, Scott.
	And then we got to do just a brief COVID because it'll be ancient Chinese secrets by the time I see you again on Monday.
	So do the COVID thing.
	Oh, he did a fast one there.
	So we've all seen the Gupta on Rogan thing.
	I don't know.
	Playing Devil's Advocate might be becoming a curse with me because I hated Dave Chappelle's special.
	It was the black nanette.
	And now I see this going around, or I see the dad with the rape daughter, and I'm like, why didn't you beat up the guy earlier?
	Why are you filing complaints?
	And then I saw this Joe Rogan thing with Gupta.
	Horsterwormer's not a flattering thing, I get it.
	It's a lie.
	It's a lie on a news network, and it's a lie that's a willing...
	That's a lie that they're conscious of.
	It's not a mistake.
	They're unfavorably framing it as veterinary medicine.
	Well, the FDA put this thing out.
	You saw that.
	Did you see that thing that the FDA put out?
	What did the FDA put out?
	It was a tweet, and it was snarky.
	I admit it.
	They said, you are not a horse, you are not a cow, stop taking this stuff or something like that.
	Why would you say that when you're talking about a drug that's been given out to billions and billions of people, a drug that was responsible for one of the inventors of it making the Nobel Prize in 2015?
	A drug that has been shown to stop viral replication in vitro.
	You know that, right?
	Why would they lie and say that's horse dewamer?
	I can afford it.
	It's people medicine, motherfucker.
	Like, I hate that he didn't give him a chance to talk.
	And here's another little devil's advocate thing.
	Gupta should have said, okay, so now we're answering for our employers.
	What about you?
	Where's Gavin McInnes' episode?
	Where's Milo's episode?
	Where's Alex Jones' episode?
	You guaranteed that you were in control of your show when you moved over to Spotify, and then you quickly subdued and destroyed the shows that they found too controversial.
	This is ridiculous.
	It's just a lie.
	But don't you think that a lie like that is dangerous on a news network when you know that they know they're lying?
	You know that they know that I took medicine.
	Like, here it is.
	This is ivermectin.
	You got to see it.
	This is right here.
	Somebody gave it to me.
	All right.
	Hang on.
	The thing is, we're going so fast.
	Like, I feel like I'm missing.
	I'm missing that's a problem that your news network lies.
	Well, I don't.
	Dude.
	What did they say?
	They lied.
	What did they say?
	I was taking horse dewormer.
	First of all, it was prescribed to me by a doctor along with the media.
	They shouldn't have said it was a bunch of other medications.
	If you got a human pill, because there were people that were taking the veterinary medication, and you're not, obviously.
	You got it from a doctor, so it shouldn't be called that.
	Wait, I'm not sure.
	Why are we accepting that there was people who were doing the vet version?
	That was the allegation.
	I've seen no evidence of people taking a horse version of a drug where there's plenty of human shit available.
	For parasitic disease, and as you say, it's probably, you know, I think what a quarterback.
	I think he's talking your way out of it.
	I get that.
	Way more.
	Way more.
	Billions of people have taken it.
	Can I just come back to the one?
	I want to talk about it.
	No, no, no.
	Two things I want to talk about.
	Before we get to that, does it bother you that the news network you work for out and out lied?
	Was outright lied about me taking horse dewormer?
	They shouldn't have said that.
	Why did they do that?
	I don't know.
	You didn't.
	Dirty rotten traitor.
	Okay.
	So now 4-4, they have, CNN is a PR firm, so they have to do damage control.
	So Don Lamon, who God just told me is Hitler, by the way, says, we never really said that.
	It never really happened.
	They don't teach CRT in schools.
	This didn't happen.
	Don't believe your lying eyes.
	So very important.
	I know it was in large part a tongue-in-cheek interview, you know, because it's Joe Rogan and there's lots of you're jockeying back and forth.
	But he did say something about ivermectin that I think wasn't actually correct, about CNN and lying, okay?
	Ivermectin is a drug that is commonly used as a horse dewormer.
	So it is not a lie to say that the drug is used as a horse dewormer.
	You didn't say that.
	That's important.
	And it is not approved for COVID.
	Correct?
	That's right.
	That's correct.
	It is not approved for COVID.
	And you're right.
	I mean, the FDA even put out a statement saying basically they never said Joe Rogan is taking a drug that is also used as a horse dewormer.
	They said he's taking horse dewormer.
	That's different, Don.
	I wish they brought up the coloration.
	With your slathered up cheekbones blushed.
	Look, he looks like he's in a Maybelline ad.
	What are you talking about, coloration?
	When they discolored his face, Joe Rogan's face, to make him look sickly and ill.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Reminding people it was a strange sort of message from the FDA, but that said, you're not disappointed.
	I'm glad we got that out, though.
	We don't have to talk about it.
	Let's jump over to the mailbag.
	I have to go get my computer.
	Mail B. Ryan, shut up.
	You don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Doodle-doodle.
	Everybody?
	You know, it was funny the other day.
	We were talking about Taneshi Coates and how his great-great-grandmother was a slave for an hour and a half and then was quickly rewarded five acres of land by her slave owner who thought she was really cool and wanted everyone to know.
	And then, so Ryan and I, when we were going up to look at that car, why is my wife bothering me about an electrician who is charging $150 to do something?
	I don't think I know why.
	So, Taneshi, this is in the notes, Ryan, but we didn't get to it, but I got to get to it now.
	3-3.
	So we looked up five acres, and it's a lot.
	I think a football field is an acre.
	Just how big is five acres anyway?
	It's five football fields.
	Look at that.
	Wow.
	That's what his slave great-grandmother.
	This guy wants reparations.
	You have two rows of 10-house streets.
	That's a fucking neighborhood.
	His great-great-slave-grandmother was rewarded an entire neighborhood.
	Like, if your kid grew up, right, and he couldn't leave those five acres, he'd have a great childhood.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	You want a cookie?
	Okay.
	So if we do have reparations, Taneshi, you get zero dollars.
	You may have to actually pay back some.
	I think I should have five acres.
	That's the best.
	That's one of the best things ever.
	How did we not know he's gay?
	He prances around in tights with bare feet.
	He wants to bring opera to the masses.
	He's got a big mustache.
	And his band is named Queen.
	Hey, Gavin, other baby monsters don't like the G-Dog's taste in music, but I do.
	Could you send me a list of some shithot bands, old stuff or new?
	Up to you.
	I really liked Crass.
	So similar to them would be cool.
	My buddy told me about UK subs.
	I like them.
	So anything in that ballpark.
	Cheers, my boy, she says.
	You know what I was loving the other day that I guarantee you everyone would hate is Bow Wow Wow, the I Want Candy Band.
	But they had a lot of B-sides that bombed.
	And I just fucking love.
	Like, Do You Wanna Hold Me?
	The drumming on that band was so bizarre.
	I think they had two drummers or they had some fucking weird bongo machine.
	It was almost inimitable.
	In fact, when Bow Wow Wow did a reunion tour about five or six years ago, they had to get the dude from No Doubt to be the drummer because he's the only one that could do that.
	Doesn't she remind you of these new kind of hipster conservative chicks?
	Yeah, a little bit.
	Like I could see her on Prague or U or something.
	She started by owning libs on TikTok and then got big.
	She got red-pilled by Candace Owens.
	So unlike Ryan, I can recognize when my musical tastes are esoteric and I can take the heat if you hate that song and you hate bow wow wow.
	I don't say it slaps.
	Like when Ryan listens to Gloria Estefan, he should recognize that he's being a douche.
	Dunce.
	Always listen to her.
	But you defend all of your shit.
	Like at least know when your musical taste sucks.
	Oh yeah, yeah.
	I got that.
	Like Stevie Ray Vaughn.
	Can't stand the weather.
	I don't love him.
	I could be deaf and I would look at him and go, I bet he sucks.
	I think he rules, but I also.
	And I think I know why.
	And I think he rules.
	But if you like Krass, check out Conflict's last album, The Final Conflict.
	It's got some great jams there, a lot of variety for them.
	And they sort of invented the punk way of singing where you're just screaming an essay at fucking 500 people.
	Oh, this one's a jam.
	Dude, listening to this album on your motorcycle, you'll die.
	You'll go way faster than you can handle.
	Turn it up.
	There's violins in this song.
	Wait, this is a different version.
	What?
	This is from the album, The Final Conflict?
	Yeah.
	Because the album has violins in it.
	This is the song, The Final Conflict.
	All right, anyway.
	What's the name of that song?
	Oh, The Final Conflict.
	I'm talking about the album.
	All right, that's enough.
	Au Revoir Audios, The Front Bottoms, Morning from the North Slope, Guys and Gays.
	I was wondering if you've heard a song called Au Revoir by The Front Bottoms.
	It has French, and Gavin grew up in French Canada.
	I didn't really grow up there.
	Like Kamala Harris, I spent my formative years in Quebec, 18 to 28.
	Let's hear it.
	You know what I think's really sad?
	I know how really sad you are.
	It's kind of got a modern baseball vibe, huh?
	Just thought I would let you know before I say au revoir, au revoir.
	You probably don't even know what that means.
	It means goodbye.
	Au revoir, au revoir.
	You probably don't even know what that means.
	Audio!
	Audio!
	Another intro.
	I don't know what that is.
	It does sound like an intro.
	I'll bet build up to have the second layer of buildup?
	There we go.
	That looks like a fun song to jam.
	I don't mean to listen to, but to actually play in your practice base.
	That's the peak, guys.
	You practicing that together in your garage is the peak.
	Fuck live shows.
	Fuck your career.
	The fun you're having right now.
	I remember being in bands that sucked, like leather ass buttfuck, and we'd finish a song and we'd be in this, not the studio, these, it was like these catacombs where they used to store stuff in Ottawa, Canada.
	And we'd just go, holy shit, that rocked.
	We're the next Rolling Stones.
	I mean, this is, people are going to write books about this conversation we're having right now.
	Holy shit.
	We are the greatest band of all time.
	And we were one of the worst.
	Oh, we're running out of time here.
	I want to wrap the G-Dog on the job site.
	Make long sleeves, please.
	Welders and plumbers rock the long sleeves to keep from getting burns.
	Ooh.
	We should mock shirts like this.
	Not mock, but, you know, make a mock version of this, like a worker's shirt.
	Yeah, let's do that.
	That's fucking cool.
	Get off my lawn, lawn care.
	And have a number on it.
	Yeah.
	We'll just call it Get Off My Lawn Care.
	That's cool.
	All right.
	Hey, G-Dog and Almost Grown.
	Not familiar with the artist yet.
	Just found this song, and it really gave me Amy Taylor vibes.
	Who the fuck's that?
	More trailer parky, but I thought that would be right up your alley.
	Advice portion.
	Ryan, you're, spelled wrong, becoming a father.
	Lots of advice coming your way.
	It's all fucked and you don't remember or use 174th of it.
	This guy's grammar is bothering you.
	Can you flag that?
	Just remember, you're an idiot.
	Fight your instinct and you'll be fine.
	That's what I did, and my son is already a better reader than I am.
	That's clear.
	And cooler than most kids his age.
	I see.
	Let's go, Brandon.
	Like you more than a friend.
	Okay, got it.
	And then we've got a song here we're supposed to check out.
	Who's Amy Taylor?
	Am I dumb?
	Let's see.
	These long intros.
	Oh, it's the Amel and the Sniffers, guys.
	Just jump in the middle.
	I'd say it's more Lana del Rey-ish.
	It's boring.
	Hey, Gavin, you got to watch Black or White with Kevin Costner.
	It's a movie about race relations that isn't woke as fuck.
	Very underrated.
	Yeah, if you make a movie that's not woke as fuck about race, it's not going anywhere.
	Look at what they're doing to the new Ghostbusters.
	Just because it didn't glorify the shittier Ghostbusters that just came out.
	What a weird take.
	Why didn't you include the shitty one that bombed?
	Good afternoon, guys.
	I found Maddie's twin.
	Oh, what's this?
	There's a nightmare around me.
	Matter.
	You gotta be mad at me like you mean it.
	Eloise, brush those teeth.
	Don't make me come in here and have to say it twice.
	Nice.
	This is Eloise.
	She's my granddaughter.
	What are you doing?
	I'm gonna make pancakes.
	Set the table, please.
	My wife and I raised her after my daughter died.
	Why didn't her dad raise her?
	Now her grandmother's gone, too.
	The love of my life.
	Do you really plan on raising this girl all by yourself?
	This is every day?
	Yeah.
	Do you need to call her another grandmother?
	Oh, wee wee.
	Oh, this person I need to meet right now.
	It's Grandma Weewee.
	I toot her hair's brutal.
	You gotta plan for Louise in light of all this.
	You can tie that like a tennis shield.
	She's got a whole lot of family down with me.
	Oh, you can always come for a swim.
	She shits in his pie.
	Hey, guys!
	Oh, great.
	I'm figuring we need to start talking about the family.
	Wait, I can swim?
	No, that's a drowning scene.
	Okay, thank you.
	Run on home, fill your bathtub with whiskey and just soak in it.
	Have yourself an old drunk man's bubble bath.
	Got it.
	Good.
	He's also rich in taking care of your granddaughter.
	We're talking about.
	You know what, Romaine?
	I can't get over how much that woman looks like a frog.
	Doesn't she look like a Disney frog?
	She looks like it, though.
	Anyway, okay, we'll check that out, I guess.
	But that baby daddy thing reminded me of a clip that I didn't get to today, but it's just God is controlling this episode.
	He's my co-pilot, and he wants us to check out 3-6 before we get to the final video.
	This is so depressing.
	Her poor father.
	This is my first baby daddy.
	Ace.
	He is a fucking ladies man.
	He is fine as hell.
	Bitches, I had to fight everybody over this meat.
	But I was number one, so it didn't matter.
	I truly believed if he wasn't murdered, that we would have had all of our kids together and we would probably still be together till this day.
	Only because the simple fact is I'm a dumb bitch.
	And he's in love with me.
	But whatever.
	I would give him a 7 out of 10.
	Okay.
	I don't really like that he was like always in the streets, but so I'll give him a 7 to 10.
	Love him to death still to this day.
	0 out of 10 for dying.
	That was fucked up.
	Really fucked up.
	You get a 0 out of 10 for dying.
	This motherfucker here.
	This is my second baby daddy, 2-12.
	He's a piece of shit.
	I think he has a few other kids.
	I've tried to find family members of his or babe mamas or anything to kind of connect him to my son, to his family.
	Cannot find anything.
	No one's ever reached out to me.
	No one gives a fuck.
	He hasn't seen his son literally since he was like two or three, four months old.
	He's only seen his son like two times, didn't come to the delivery, even though I called his phone, asked him to come.
	Gave me $80 when I had the baby.
	And that's all the money I've ever gotten from him.
	He's been on child support for like three years.
	And I don't want to say.
	So he's a loser.
	I feel like she's a slut.
	Awful.
	Would not recommend.
	Okay.
	This is my third baby daddy.
	Why am I?
	Love the guy.
	Eight out of ten.
	Cheater, but a great guy.
	Good stepdaddy.
	Takes care of his family.
	Pisses me the fuck off.
	Ready to fight him.
	Please let this be the last.
	Nope.
	I give him a 8 out of 10.
	Got another 40 seconds of baby daddies.
	This is 4 out of 10 total.
	There's 6 more.
	He gets an 8 out of 10, but he is 3rd out of 10.
	He ain't got no other kids.
	No problems there.
	He ain't got no cooties, did you say?
	Other kids.
	Kills.
	He lacks you kickies.
	10 out of 10.
	Okay, enough of beating number three.
	He'd be paying out rain, so 10 out of 10 recommend.
	But y'all fucking look for him or hit him up or else.
	Oh, good.
	There's only three.
	All right, let's get to the final video, Ryan.
	Indeed.
	This is a weird video to end on.
	It's the last one on the list, Ryan68.
	It's going to look very blasphemous that I'm celebrating the death of Jesus Christ.
	But I feel like God was meddling in this show too much.
	And I'm desecrating an effigy of his son as a way of saying to God, step back, dude.
	You do your thing.
	There's lots of starving people in Africa.
	You focus on that.
	We'll do our show.
	Stop putting Hitler mustaches on Don Laman and sending me all these messages.
	I know what I'm doing here.
	I know that Don Laman is an incompetent drag queen.
	You don't need to fucking Hitlerify his face.
	All right, guys.
	Introducing the weekend.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Drowning the hell, pan around some red paper.
	Pranning the label now, I'm drowning in paper.
	But now the corn down, found in the skateboard.
	And I love it, that's what you can see.
	My heartbudge through my chest.
	I'm rescued.
	So forget what you messed.
	Put it to the motor.
	Hold me apart.
	What the fuck?

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