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Sept. 17, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E30 - FIGHTING BACK

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	Look at my need to fatten these pants.
	I don't need a belt, but they have little things.
	That's the best type of pants.
	Yeah, you can get fat and you can lose weight.
	Like in a dinner, like it's an after-dinner thing too.
	You loosen it up.
	Yep.
	Can I see the very back of it?
	Like if you turn around?
	Wait, but lift up the middle part a little more?
	Okay, never mind.
	I guess you don't need the after...
	Ooh.
	You don't need the after-dinner notch if you have the side fasteners.
	Oh, shit, I don't have a pen.
	I'm still sick, so this show's going to suck.
	Don't get your hopes up.
	You got a pencil or something?
	My head feels like a wet sock.
	It's dense.
	It's like a hangover, really.
	You know those hangovers?
	Well, maybe you don't.
	Where you go involuntarily every minute and a half?
	That's what I've been doing all day.
	That's what kind of made me stop drinking.
	It's feeling like very bad afterwards.
	Hangovers are great.
	So that Slaves UK band.
	There's an American Slaves.
	That was the UK version.
	Kind of electro-punky guys.
	I don't know why they don't have a video.
	Why don't you have a video, dudes?
	They got in trouble for that name.
	It's insensitive to black slaves in Britain.
	Wow.
	Why do blacks in Britain get to talk about racism and Black Lives Matter?
	There's a smidge of a point here in America where we had slavery and Jim Crow and stuff.
	So there's at least there's an angle.
	That's Ann Coulter's whole thing.
	But Britain?
	The slaves were white and they revolted.
	What was her name?
	The big serf who started a slave revolt in Britain.
	He has a really normal name like Walter.
	This is like 1502 or some shit.
	Let's dive into it.
	We don't have a lot of time here, folks.
	And we got Owen Benjamin on the show, so I want to give him a lot of breathing room.
	We haven't seen him in a long time.
	Haven't had him on the show since he had one kid, I think.
	Did you find out who that was?
	Yeah, I'm looking right now.
	Slave Revolt Britain.
	What the fuck was his name?
	Speaking of Britain.
	What did you look up?
	Britain surfed or started.
	Just go Slave Revolt Britain.
	We're doing this in real time.
	Is it with two T's?
	No, Britain does not have two T's, Ryan.
	I always forget.
	Because British.
	That throws me off.
	British doesn't have two T's either.
	You absolute retard.
	I've been spelling that wrong to all my friends.
	No, you don't write.
	Click on that.
	Slave Revolts.
	Click on the Slave Revolts.
	No, that's a different thing.
	Okay.
	You can look that up on your own time, folks.
	But speaking of Britain, this was an awesome take on the Megan Markle.
	We've all seen this Time magazine cover where he's standing behind her.
	And she's like, this.
	I am Woman.
	Hear me more.
	This looks like...
	Hello?
	This looks like Harry is her hairdresser and he's looking into the mirror.
	Just say looking in the mirror, explaining what he did to her layers.
	That's exactly...
	Zoom out.
	That is exactly what it looks like.
	So you see, this is why I don't think you should have bangs.
	Your forehead isn't too big like a lot of partly black women.
	And I feel like with this much body on the sides, it really pops and it frames your face.
	She was considering bangs.
	And her face looks like she's seeing herself anew.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	She's like, wow, yeah, yeah.
	I see what you were saying now.
	And he's gay and confident.
	Yeah.
	He's like, he said, just trust me on this.
	Let me blow it out.
	Let me do some layers.
	And then I'll show you the end result.
	And we can always make bangs after, but I want you to see my side of things.
	And she's like, she just sees it now.
	She's like, holy shit, this is why you're the highest paid hairdresser in West Hollywood.
	Because you have a gift.
	And after this point, she doesn't look at him once.
	Now it's all about her.
	She's like, I can't wait to take a picture.
	And he's talking to her.
	She's not looking at him at all.
	It's all about her.
	It's like this.
	Yeah.
	He's like, anyway, so, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	What a fucking loser.
	You see the thing with the tilt?
	Like, she's standing like limbo.
	Oh, yeah, a line, and then he's got an angle.
	It's just pathetic.
	It's this fake, like, he already married her because she's sort of black.
	That's why he married her.
	That's what Europeans do.
	They want to marry a black to Virtue Signal, but they don't want a real one like a Joy Reid, where if she had this hair, you'd think he was a cool dude.
	But they want one that can say it's black.
	So they find a Cosby show type who's mochaccino.
	Speaking of mochaccinos, Jacob Wall is doing these to catch a predator videos that are so fucking good and so professionally made.
	And he's catching judges.
	That's a judge.
	You see, when you're a young man, you think adults know what they're doing.
	You see the CIA, and you think of James Bond, and you think of the White House, and you think they chose the best guy.
	Like in action movies, like Black Panther, you have to fight and be the best guy to be the leader of Wakanda.
	And you go, That's the way the world works.
	Then you get to be, well, then you start paying tax, and then you start seeing these fucking losers.
	And now, and I hope this happens to you earlier than 51, but as a 51-year-old now, when I see that judge, I see the same horny nerd from Mr. Gunn's class at Diabre Moody High School.
	Like you see these adults for who they are, the loser kids that are in your class right now.
	So they're getting judged.
	Like this judge tries to argue his way out of it, too.
	You know what I like about this?
	They show the behind the scenes where he's like, shut your fucking mouth.
	Be quiet.
	He's coming.
	Don't look in the fucking window.
	Shut your fucking mouth.
	Oh, Wall is nailing it.
	Get your radio.
	We got to do your radio.
	Come here.
	Run here fast.
	I need to know what to say.
	If they had this on Catch a Predator, like the production behind the scenes, it would be so much of a better show.
	They nailed it with that too.
	High quality.
	Show people the...
	These guys are getting fired, too.
	Like Mark Dwyer, the judge who put Max and John in prison, said, my speech reminds him of Hitler.
	And he was talking about a speech he hasn't seen.
	The incompetence of the elites knows no bounds.
	And that's kind of going to be the theme of today's show.
	We're living in a monarchy.
	And these people control the DOJ, the FBI, their judges, their prosecutors, they're the media, the White House, all law enforcement but the bottom, the trash, the street beat guys that we know.
	Everyone up, the police's boss, they control it all.
	The media, I already said the media, academia, high schools.
	Look, I just sent you a high school that I discovered after we were doing the notes where a history teacher on his wall has, fuck America, ka-ka-ka.
	This is Indian land.
	Well, it was, and then we fought them for 400 years and we won.
	Why is Christopher Columbus on your poster?
	That was the Caribbean.
	Are you teaching your students that Christopher Columbus came to America and killed all the Indians?
	Ryan, are you going for the world's record longest to load up something?
	I didn't know we were dropping this.
	I've been talking about it for five minutes.
	And, you know, remember what I was saying about AOC?
	Like, AOC's not embarrassed about her tax the rich thing.
	And everyone who has access to Google can look up who pays tax.
	I think 85% of the taxes in America are paid for by the top 1%.
	And the poor pay nothing.
	So the whole tax the rich thing is an idiotic myth, just like women earning less than men for the same work.
	But they flaunt it.
	And why do they flaunt it?
	Because they can.
	That's why Obama had his party at Martha's Vineyard with 800 people.
	That wasn't a secret.
	Gavin Newsom's dinner party, you didn't expose anything when you caught him.
	So what can we do to fight back against this?
	Well, we can tell the truth.
	Free speech is the most important amendment.
	And here's a kooky one.
	Breed.
	That's another theme of today's show.
	Make babies.
	Holy shit.
	Are you pulling up that picture yet?
	What number is it?
	I just, I said, I emailed it to you after we did the notes.
	Yeah, I don't have them.
	Really?
	I have more female cops.
	Yeah, there's that.
	You know what we're going to do?
	There's a great idea from one of our support guys.
	We'll have a thing that links up to your computer for like more specifically like the mailbag if something pops up quicker for you and I can't see it or whatever the hell that you could feed yourself into the thing.
	And you could see it.
	You're boring.
	You're boring.
	I'm going to start doing that when people have a bad story at the bar.
	Boring.
	And they'll go, well, I was just, you're boring.
	Well, I was trying.
	You're boring.
	You're boring.
	Boring.
	And not let them talk.
	I could never do that.
	Well, it has to be with certain people.
	Like Joe.
	Joe Tonelli.
	I feel like I should have been a bad guy.
	Whose $5,000 fundraiser is up to $156.
	Wow.
	The world's stupidest man.
	He's dumber than Scary Perry.
	Anyway, I sent it to you now.
	Let's pull it up because we're going to change the subject soon.
	Isn't this a great network?
	The host is sick.
	You get a show last night.
	I could barely breathe.
	Show today.
	So they're not very good pictures, but click on the one on the left if you can.
	Yeah, fuck the police.
	Whoever took the picture is the one who put the green on there.
	I think the original says fuck the police.
	So that's all about how evil police are.
	I can't really read it.
	Policing is a violent anti-black settler institution that originated as slave patrols.
	Oh, that old trope.
	This is a history teacher.
	Can't fix what isn't broken.
	That's why we fight for police and prison abolition.
	Okay, so why is it in police-free zones like the south side of Chicago, like Baltimore, there's a death a day?
	Philly, right now, is off the motherfucking chains.
	I just saw a clip of a shootout.
	A little five-year-old black kid is so scared of the bullets flying everywhere, he runs from his mother's grasp out into the road where he's hit by a van.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Goes flying.
	That's Philly.
	And Philly has been handed over to the poor.
	They run that fucking city.
	Fuck America.
	This is native land.
	And then there's a picture of a guy who discovered the Caribbean.
	Nice work.
	And as I've said a million times, generations went to their grave going, well, I guess we lost.
	The Indians won this one.
	And then eventually we managed to pull it out of our ass.
	Then we fought the British.
	How come no one talks about that?
	And then we started a brand new country, 1776.
	Let's start now.
	Whatever is past is past.
	Like, if you win the World Cup, the Mets won the World Series in 1986.
	Is that their cup now?
	Is that their series?
	Fuck it.
	Fuck you and your championship.
	It belongs to the Mets because they had it at one point.
	Therefore, it's always theirs.
	Sorry.
	That's not how nations are built.
	Isn't the war on drugs a weird thing to rally against in a school, though?
	Yeah.
	All right, let's check in on the Twitter hypocrisy mirror.
	Who's calling me now?
	Geico claims.
	I gotta get this one.
	Hello?
	Okay, I have to go.
	I'm catching my train.
	But thanks for calling.
	Thanks for the update.
	Sorry, folks.
	I know it's not very professional to answer the phone on a show, but getting a hold of Geico after a hurricane is a challenge.
	I don't know if I'm going to stay with them.
	They got the little gecko, though.
	That's cute.
	Yeah, they do have a good mascot.
	I'm not sure that's the reason to stay with them.
	Good point.
	So speaking of toads, this guy's like, what are you going to do with this footage, buddy?
	And Jacob Wall is just like, well, we're not sure if all of them are going to be in the video, but this one was quite exciting, so it'll probably be included.
	I couldn't imagine it wouldn't be included.
	He's just so robotically definitive about what he's saying.
	Well, the CIA guy, if you go to the end, he's got this toot of like...
	Yeah.
	This is a waste of your time.
	This is so stupid.
	Figured we'd say hello and then head out somewhere.
	And then.
	And then see what went.
	She told me today that she was younger, and I asked her about that sum.
	I wanted to get some clarity on that.
	Why don't we, Jacob?
	Why don't you call the feedback that you transferred with the...
	Yeah, I'm just looking here.
	It says, let me call you before.
	Sound good.
	She says, whatever we do, we should stay in MD.
	She says that she is 16.
	It says I turned 17 in three weeks, so it's no big deal.
	That's the 16-year-old saying that.
	You verify.
	She says, no, I go to Holy Child.
	Can you send a picture of your ID?
	The Twitter Hypocrisy Mirror might deserve its own graphics.
	I really enjoy the Hypocrisy Mirror.
	Here's the theme, though, of the show.
	Like, do these people give a shit?
	We show them their hypocrisy.
	If you showed me my hypocrisy, hey, Gavin, you said that you're pro-Palestine, but you're pro-Israeli, too.
	Oh, you're right.
	That doesn't jibe.
	I got to figure that out.
	That's embarrassing that I contradicted myself.
	But I don't know, man.
	When you control the elite institutions, do you give a shit about hypocrisy?
	Does the king, did Saddam Hussein care when someone caught him?
	Or even better, Uday Hussein.
	Hey, Uday Hussein, that woman you fucked on her wedding night, she was so distraught, she jumped off a building and killed herself.
	Do you feel bad?
	What?
	Why are you wasting my time?
	So go back.
	It's not just dangerous, screaming fuck Biden.
	No, it's not just dangerous, Semicolon.
	Screaming fuck Biden may also be illegal, says Eugene Bischavets, PhD.
	And his pronouns, in case you're curious, are they, them, which is impossible to use in a sentence.
	And if your job is journalism, your job should be conveying information in a precise and predictable way.
	You should be able to storytell in a way that doesn't confuse people, but you just change the rules on pronouns.
	Hundreds of artists have come together to say, fuck Trump.
	Like this one could be better.
	If it was the same guy, that would be a little better.
	Here's a better one.
	1-5.
	Don't joke about Biden.
	So this is the same guy.
	So these are the better ones.
	Reed Gallin.
	GOP leader jokes about violence against Democrats, against democracy, crickets.
	Tennessee reps gave Kevin McCarthy an oversized gavel after his speech.
	Invites 1400 National Dinner in D.C. So I guess Michael is threatening Democrats with a giant gavel to hit them.
	And then how does Reed feel about this?
	I'm not saying I agree with Rand Paul's neighbor.
	I'm saying I understand.
	He's making a joke about violence towards Republicans.
	What a fucking wiener.
	All right.
	Also in the news, I haven't seen a case this fun, and I'm sorry to talk about the murder of a young white girl as fun, since Lacey Peterson.
	This story of Gabby Petito is amazing.
	And here is the Daily Mail saying, you heard about this, right?
	They were doing like a vlog, a travel vlog where they were living in a van and touring the country.
	And then she disappeared and he just showed up at home going, hi, I'm not talking.
	Talk to my lawyer.
	And he's not helping in the search.
	So that's him with the hat on.
	That's her with the dead on.
	And now they're trying to link it to a double homicide that happened nearby with this ugly lesbian and her pretty brainwashed slut wife, girlfriend, lover.
	I think that's a stretch.
	What happened with those two, the lesbians with the dreads, is crystal clear.
	There was some weirdo creep who was camping because he's a psychopath and stockpiling weapons, and he clearly killed them and probably fucked their dead bodies.
	This is looking like they got into a fight.
	He shoved her off a mountain, I bet, and then left her to die.
	What do you think?
	See, look, the two homicides are miles and miles from each other.
	Sorry, Daily Meal.
	But it is a fascinating story.
	Because why, isn't that proof of his guilt that he's not helping?
	Even the fact that he drove home.
	Okay, go to the next one, 1-7.
	And then his sister was just talking to the media saying, no, because we've been seeing footage of their fights.
	The police called because she was slapping him.
	And then the sister's Coming out saying, I've never spoken to my brother, and their fights were just normal fights.
	Don't worry about it, dude.
	Your 46k modem has got to get fixed.
	Click play on the video.
	You kind of might have to jump a bit.
	Go back to the beginning.
	Cooperate with every go ahead.
	Way that I can.
	I wish I had information where I would give more.
	I gave to the police.
	So why are you talking?
	Hi, media.
	I'd like to say something.
	I don't know anything, and I haven't spoken to my brother.
	All right, thanks for your God.
	She's pretty, isn't she?
	What a little angel.
	What is going on?
	The fact that you're not helping is proof you killed her.
	But he might get away with it if there's no evidence.
	Speaking of mysteries, the meandering.
	Cop killed himself.
	A Capitol police.
	What's going on here, guys?
	D.C. Metropolitan PO Gunther Hashida, who responded to the January 6th attack on the US, has taken his own life.
	The third policeman to die by suicide after facing the January 6th assault.
	Now, I would understand if they had discovered a child sex ring where they had to see children who were dead starved to death and they were used as prostitutes and they had seven-year-olds addicted to heroin and you broke in there and it reeked of feces and stuff and the kids were crying and they were delirious on drugs and you saw a little kid get raped,
	blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	I would get, I could see having PTSD, but from the meandering, a bunch of angry rednecks, a bunch of tradespeople in a bad mood, trespassed, broke a couple windows.
	Really?
	That made you kill yourself?
	That guy, and I hate to speak ill of the dead, is either the biggest pussy on earth or these guys are getting Hillary'd.
	Don't you think this is getting suspicious?
	Yeah, it doesn't.
	It just doesn't feel good.
	It doesn't jibe.
	We saw the footage.
	Remember, fucking horns coming in?
	Hey, my favorite dude.
	Hey, man, what's going on?
	Buddies hanging out.
	Ew, your pen is leaking.
	I'm sorry.
	Everything you do turns to shit.
	It was supposed to be your brand new pen.
	I haven't seen a leaky pen since the 80s.
	Just about.
	Pocket protectors don't exist anymore because all pens work.
	Not Ryan's.
	But don't you think that's fishy?
	I don't know, man.
	So maybe it's this guy.
	He's saying, look, we have political prisoners that have been in there since January 6th.
	They're in solitary.
	They're in the shoe.
	They are looking at 20 years, 50 years for trespassing.
	And I remember a meeting that morning where you said, encourage people to come in.
	You told us to remove the barriers and go like this.
	Remember that guy?
	Come on in.
	Come on in.
	You told us that it was important for optics to make them look bad.
	I can't hold this in anymore.
	I have to say something.
	Oh, really?
	Okay.
	And then he suicides himself.
	I'm about 50-50.
	Because the suicide makes no sense.
	Three suicides from that stupid event?
	Anyway.
	Speaking of cops, let's cleanse our palate with some incompetent female police officers.
	Actually, the one I sent you later, that would probably be best one.
	So she's running, and you can tell by the way she closes her cop door that she is a fake tough guy.
	Look at her stupid lesbian jewelry, too.
	He's right here to my right.
	Look, she drives tough.
	I'm going to shoot the stop now.
	Look at her frail hand.
	Look at how she closes it.
	Did you see that?
	She holds the open window frames like that.
	Like, that's what you do when you're a cup damn.
	You don't close it normally.
	Look at her.
	She immediately runs away.
	Shots fired.
	She runs away.
	The male cops are there.
	And she goes and hides behind them.
	Then they run into danger, the same danger she just ran away from.
	Look at her.
	She's in a daze.
	Okay, look at it.
	Come here.
	Come here.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, my God.
	Sit down, brother.
	Oh, my God.
	Give me a gun.
	Look, she's shaking.
	Give me a gun.
	I'm going to check your cool.
	Am I hit?
	I'm not hitting you.
	Please fire her.
	She's putting people in danger.
	And now her vest is in the grass.
	Because she had to take off her bulletproof vest in order to breathe because she's having a panic attack.
	Look at this one, 1-9.
	Pretty similar situation.
	Some lunatic is broken into someplace.
	I bet it's like where he used to work or something.
	And she shows up and gets so scared because he's acting weird, she kills him.
	I just got my car off at Amco Transmissions on 31st in Washington.
	And it looks like they've been broken into.
	Their deployment goes into the waiting room is shattered and all over the ground.
	Let's see how calm he is.
	I left my car and dropped my keys, and their key dropped.
	So that's just how I'd let you see.
	Okay.
	It looks like somebody may have broken in.
	Camco transmission.
	Yeah, 31st and wall.
	I could see the northeast corner.
	Maybe skip ahead a bit.
	I kind of looked in there and didn't see signal patients.
	I didn't want to touch any officer.
	That's really confusing to play the 911 call over Officer Cams.
	Way to go.
	He did look a little sketchy.
	Does he have a weapon?
	I knew that was all his way.
	Look, he's dying.
	Absolutely useless.
	Or here's my favorite one.
	Look at these cops in Australia.
	See, we always talk about the problem with affirmative action, and people think we're racist.
	Oh, wait, hold on.
	He had a stapler.
	What?
	That doesn't excuse it, but he came out with a fucking stapler and pointed it.
	I'd shoot that fucking.
	Oh, yeah, okay.
	That guy's getting shot.
	Good point.
	He wanted to die.
	Yeah.
	Suicide by cop.
	All right.
	Well, let me get back to my hypothesis then with 2-0.
	It should be lined up.
	I think it's 136.
	Yeah.
	This is in Australia.
	Look at her running away.
	Look at her hair with her stupid hat.
	Her hat's stuck on her hair.
	With bretts.
	And a civilian is chasing him down.
	And a civilian is taking care of business.
	Absolutely.
	Absolutely pathetic.
	So we're going to get to talk to Owen Benjamin soon.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Let's pull up his documentary.
	Because I want to ask him.
	I'm worried he did his documentary, which is kind of a fuck you to his old life in L.A. But it's like...
	It's literally a foundation.
	They built a cement hole.
	Okay.
	Shouldn't your fuck you be like when there's a hole building there?
	But this is really good.
	It's really funny.
	Likable.
	And I should say endearing.
	And it's free online.
	He's raising money to build a sort of a retreat.
	And of course, the left goes.
	He's in a cult.
	Just jump ahead anywhere.
	A weird direction.
	It really is conjuring up images of a survivalist.
	And like he's out in the middle of nowhere.
	He's got him and his family, beautiful family.
	And he's kind of stashed in the woods with weapons and skills.
	A set of skills.
	And he makes videos about a lot of conspiratorial theories.
	He's such an interesting guy.
	He's very intense.
	Owen Benjamin.
	Yeah.
	Owen's too far out there.
	Erwin's out doing.
	Owen's just looking.
	Owen's kind of like he seems like Roseanne's son a little bit, but out in the woods.
	No, but isn't he like a men's rights activist or a white power activist or something?
	I'm probably spreading rumors.
	No, it's gotten a little bit bizarre.
	He's also like trashing comics.
	Like, get out of here.
	Yeah, it's just gotten, I think some of it's gotten a little bit, some desperation.
	Yeah, get out of here.
	Desperation.
	So those are his sins, trashing comics, white nationalists.
	White nationalism means not being ashamed of your whiteness.
	We'll do racism after we talk to Owen.
	And then, yeah, you're a corrupt, psychotic loser if you want to raise a family and not be part of the shit show that is West Hollywood.
	So I want to talk to Owen about that too.
	But Big Bear, can you pull up Big Bear?
	Big Bear, are you there, sir?
	I'm here, Gavin.
	You are Big Bear, right?
	Yes, I am very big and a bear, yes.
	I want to be Bear Bear.
	Welcome, Bear Bear.
	Okay, good.
	Do you ever have someone who wants to be a type of bear and you're like, we already have Car Bear?
	Yes, it happens all the time, actually.
	Especially with trades.
	Because we have so many trades guys that it's like, I'll be Welder Bear.
	I'm like, there's already been like 20 Welder Bears.
	You know, because one cool thing about the bear name is it kind of lets everybody know like what you're up, like what you do, you know?
	Excavator bear helped us excavate.
	Right, right.
	I saw him in the documentary.
	So the documentary is called Beartopia?
	No.
	Bertaria.
	Building Bertaria, yeah.
	I was actually accused of trying to build a Bertopia, but it's not a permanent residence for anybody.
	And Utopia actually means nowhere.
	So it's kind of like a weird joke.
	Huh.
	The word utopia means nowhere.
	So that's why when everybody's like, we have to build a nowhere.
	I always get a chuckle because I know the Latin roots, but other people don't always get it.
	Is it possible, Owen, you started this documentary a little early?
	Because you're like, they said I would never do it.
	Oh, yeah, watch this.
	I started a project.
	Well, no, we already filmed the second half, which is the actually building of the cabins.
	And then the third is going to be my special that we're going to record there.
	Oh, cool.
	Okay.
	So the cabins are done.
	Well, we have six.
	One's done, and the rest are framed with the roofing and all that.
	But the, you know, doing stone takes a while.
	But I'll send you a video after we're done.
	It's really, really cool looking.
	And so, yeah, it's a three-parter.
	I mean, I'm basically the George Lucas of Idaho documentaries where the first one was just found, like, just getting it started was such an interesting story.
	And we didn't realize how much of the media would be involved.
	Like, we didn't have the nemesis ready to go.
	We just thought we could make a documentary for all the donors that couldn't be there so that they could be a part of it.
	And then out of the woodwork comes, you know, these really nasty little troll media people.
	And that actually functioned as a really good second act.
	Yeah, that was great.
	That guy in the wheelchair who says you're a Nazi and all that shit.
	I've noticed a pattern with these guys.
	They tend to be crippled.
	Well, they pretend to be crippled.
	I think FDR was a faker, too.
	I think, I'm dead serious.
	I think that, you know how, like, the victim consciousness, you always have to have something wrong?
	You know, it's like, I would come pick you up at the airport, but my knee, you know?
	And I think these guys get in the wheelchair so they can get in your kids.
	And, you know, because no one is willing to make fun of the wheelchair guy, I have no problem doing it.
	The actual wheelchair guys, you can tell there's more of a humility to them.
	The fakers, like FDR, bringing in new deals and all this stuff.
	Everyone's like, oh, and he could do these speeches and no one even knew he was in a wheelchair.
	I'm like, yeah, he could blatantly walk.
	And then he'd sit in his wheelchair when he wanted everybody to feel sorry for him.
	Well, I noticed I just made this up right now, but the fakers will have the automatic one that's and then the real dudes, they're like wheeling all over the place and playing basketball.
	Exactly, because they want to still be active.
	They didn't want to lose their legs.
	So they're like, no, dude, I'm still alive.
	I'm crushing.
	The fakers are just...
	I mean, Stevie Wonder, according to Shaq, can totally see.
	And I've heard that from a lot of people, but I guess Shaquille O'Neal told this on ESPN where he goes into a elevator and Stevie Wonder's there.
	He's like, yo, what up, big dog?
	And Shaq's like, how do you see me?
	And I think Stevie Wonder can see.
	I think Ray Charles was actually blind.
	And then Stevie Wonder.
	I'm just asking questions.
	I'm not making claims.
	But I think he saw it as a marketing move.
	Yeah, maybe.
	Didn't FDR hide his wheelchairness?
	Like, wasn't he always...
	By walking.
	Yeah.
	So to be clear, folks at home, I'm talking about something that you might not know if you don't see the documentary, but he was terrorized by this journalist who's in a wheelchair who called him a Nazi.
	And then they discovered that he's got a pedophile earring on his ear and ridiculed him.
	Now, my understanding was you were sort of driven out there.
	They were fucking with your brother's business or something.
	Well, that town, I was bringing a lot of heat to an area where I have family.
	So Amy has family out west.
	So we just really wanted to raise kids around family.
	And so we just made the decision to go back out west.
	And I think the town I was in back in Sarnak, I do a show.
	I taped a special, How Dare Me that You Can Get It Unauthorized.tv.
	But I had more people in the audience than live in the town.
	And it was taped at the city capital.
	I don't know what that's called.
	Like where you go to vote and all that.
	What's that called?
	I don't know.
	Town hall.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, town hall.
	And so I'm a pretty innocent guy.
	Like I have no, I mean, I'm not, you know, but I have no like political aspirations or anything like that.
	And I think that the power dynamic was so insane with what I was capable of doing there that people started getting real jumpy and crazy.
	And my wife was being accused of being a racist and all this.
	And she was literally the only her and one, like, she was one of the only people in the town that wasn't totally white, which was hilarious because my wife's like half kind of mestizo, half English.
	And so that was so ironic and so lack of any reality that I'm like, these people are legit crazy.
	Like I'm down to go to your part of the woods.
	And, you know, it actually helped me and my brother's relationship in a lot of ways because, you know, he doesn't have to handle all the heat that comes with a dude who's independently making comedy specials, you know?
	Yeah.
	Well, it just goes to show you, though, that you can run, but you can't hide.
	Like, these lunatics are everywhere.
	They're in my neighborhood, and my wife's a Native American.
	They're terrorizing her, terrorizing the kids, fucking with the kids, socialize.
	Like, these people are depraved.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	They're super depraved.
	And they go after single women, too.
	That's why, like, they're really showing themselves with the current situation because they never go after me.
	I mean, granted, North Idaho is pretty based, but in very liberal areas I've lived.
	I mean, they would.
	But in general, a six-foot-eight bearded guy, especially when I'm rolling with friends, they don't really mess with.
	But a woman alone, they stalk and follow and point and videotape.
	Yeah, they videotape my kids and take the same.
	Yeah, yeah, all this stuff that people think.
	Like, whenever I see the right-wing, like, kind of playing their game, I'm like, they don't actually care about women or black people.
	It's all a scam.
	So don't even attempt to play.
	Like, I'm watching Larry Elder do that a little bit where he's like, you know, Joe Biden was actually a descendant of a slave owner.
	I'm like, dude, no one cares.
	Like, they don't actually, they'd kill all of you if it meant one more dollar, one more minute of their pornography addiction.
	Well, like, they, we all use Locktick.
	We have anti-Semitic viewers, not a lot, but they go, Gavin, are you blind?
	Can't you see that the majority of the people terrorizing your family are Jewish liberal women?
	And they are, disproportionately.
	But my retaliation to that is I call them ginos, Jews in name only.
	Like real Jews, like Ron Coleman, Yamaka wearing Jews, they're mega.
	They don't terrorize families.
	It's really an elite white problem.
	Elite whites love to self-sabotage.
	They love to ruin each other's lives.
	I don't know why.
	I think it's a problem.
	I mean, that's why I came up with the term grabbler because Jew isn't fitting.
	Because A, there's a lot of grabblers in all different groups, and I know a lot of quote-unquote Jews that are some of my favorite people.
	I mean, that's why it like never felt right because you do see that.
	You see, like, you look at the early life, and you look at all these like horrible institutions, and you're like, oh, it's the Jews.
	I went through like maybe a year and a half of that, maybe a year.
	And then you're like, but it isn't, though, because this guy is great.
	This guy's the most Jewish guy I know and he's awesome.
	This guy's a scammer and he's not Jewish.
	This isn't an accurate algorithm.
	And, you know, some of my favorite guys are like the city Jews.
	I call them the urban Amish.
	Like, those guys are cool, man.
	And a lot of them watch the stream and they're really giving people.
	I've actually learned a lot from how they operate.
	Like, the whole kosher concept, a lot of people got to stop hating on that and just start doing it.
	Where it's like, why don't you support other people in your community?
	Like, how is that bad that they do that?
	I went through a period where I was like, oh, look at these Jews.
	They're always just supporting each other.
	And I'm like, that's really smart.
	Why don't we do that?
	So you had a coming to Jesus moment with your anti-Semitism.
	Yeah, I was never like wanting to hurt anybody, but I was like seeing a pattern that people weren't seeing.
	And I felt really obligated to talk about it.
	And there is patterns.
	There is cabals.
	There is secret stuff going on.
	But the word Jew is a scam and it's a trap.
	And, you know, I totally respect people who go through the process of that, but I hope they get out the other side.
	You know, people do the same thing with Catholics.
	And I was raised Catholic, and a lot of Catholics are awesome.
	You know, it's just because some of the worst people ever are Catholic doesn't mean that you just say Catholics.
	And it's similar with that.
	I think the word Jew is kind of a liability shield to some really nasty people.
	They're actually die-hard atheistic Satanists.
	Yes.
	And so to like, to fall for that trap, it's totally understandable, but it does get tedious when you're blaming all your problems on a group that it clearly isn't everyone in the group.
	It's like saying Americans.
	Well, you get it.
	Blacks do it with whites.
	You know, the white man did this.
	The white man put me in this.
	And it gets to the point, as Jared Taylor said, it gets to the point where if it rains on your birthday, you blame the Jews.
	And that's everything we accuse blacks of.
	We go, blacks, stop blaming whites.
	Like, have your own culpability.
	Have your own facility.
	Bro, that's 100% because you oddly idolize them while you do it.
	Like when the black blame whites on everything, they're basically saying, whites, control me.
	And when whites blame Jews for everything, they're basically saying, Jews, control me.
	And I had a sliver of that.
	I never went full-blown, like, you know, I never like hated Jews.
	I just wanted people to admit that it's odd how many institutions are run by a group in Wikipedia that calls themselves Jews.
	And then I'm like, but if it really was Jews, why would they all put it on the Wikipedia?
	Like, my Wikipedia is mostly lies.
	So I'm like, it's almost like a trap.
	And so then when people are like, oh, the Jews are doing this, I'm like, no, you're just not getting your wife pregnant.
	I have three white kids.
	I don't see white genocide in my house.
	Is it Jew coming in and slapping the wiener out of your wife?
	Like, no.
	You know, it's like personal accountability is so important.
	And like, so I think what happens is a lot of Jews are in institutions and businesses of offers.
	And so if you take the offer and you don't want to blame yourself, then you get mad at whoever offered it to you.
	You know, you can get out of debt.
	You don't have to watch CNN.
	Like, you don't have to watch Hollywood.
	Like, it's an offer.
	And then when you get out of those offers, then you realize it's not all the Jews either.
	And then, like, self-empowerment is so much better life.
	Like, I feel for the Jew blame guys because I get the trap because I've like danced around that trap, but it's a trap.
	And it's really like what you're capable of doing is so much greater than what any other group can put on you, you know?
	That's so true.
	Like having a family nullifies every stupid poster, every rally, every article, every book, every movie.
	It just obliterates it like a fucking hurricane.
	And I'm not see that.
	You actually helped me see that a while ago.
	We're hanging out in a, what lobby was it?
	It was compound.
	Yeah, and you were talking about how three is the minimum.
	Yes.
	You know, you were one of the first guys to talk about how porn's bad and to not whack off and stuff.
	So you were planting seeds in my head early, which is really cool.
	And I appreciate that.
	Because you're like, have a lot of kids.
	Because you see that with a lot of these blame the Jew guys.
	I'm like, how many kids do you have?
	Most of them have zero.
	They're like, damn Jews.
	I'm like, really?
	Yeah, all these.
	These trad cats, they're traditionally Catholic.
	I know traditional Catholics.
	They got married at 19.
	Exactly.
	What are you waiting for?
	You live in your mom's basement, guys.
	The revolution starts in your penis.
	Exactly, dude.
	I'm glad we ended up here because the beginning of your doc, it shows all of these comedians going, come back, Owen.
	Everyone loves a comeback story.
	And I'm looking at it going, you have no kids.
	You have no life.
	You make 30 grand a year doing open mics.
	You go to bed at five in the morning every night alone or with some slut that you're never going to speak to again.
	Your life is heartbreakingly sad.
	And you're saying, come back to watch.
	Yeah.
	Well, one of our bonding things is we both know how ridiculous most comedians are.
	You know, me and you have both been in that world to the point where it's like, you know, a lot of them are ridiculous.
	They're just like, and a lot of them are blind to it, though.
	That's why I almost feel for them now.
	Like, because me and you both have families and how great that is.
	So I'm not even mad.
	I used to be kind of mad and want revenge a little bit, but like I'm now almost rooting for them.
	Like, guys, like, come on, get it going.
	Like, I'm not the one.
	Like, Whitney Cummings being like, I'm like, you're in your 40s, you're barren, and you're on every drug imaginable so you don't kill yourself.
	Like, you're going to give me advice?
	And then they'd say, oh, I'm so, she's so rich.
	It's like, that's one of many currencies, and it's one of the weakest one, especially now, you know?
	Yeah, there's so many like that.
	There's Chelsea Handler on her Instagram.
	She's always alone.
	Always alone.
	Or there's that other chick.
	She's kind of pretty.
	She got divorced.
	Fuck, I can't remember her name, but her stand-up is all about how she likes not being married and she doesn't want kids and she's perfectly happy the way she is.
	And you're like, I never said otherwise.
	Calm down.
	I don't know what you're, you keep bringing up this fact that you're proud to be single.
	Or Sarah Silverman, too.
	She's always like, I've never been happier.
	This is fantastic.
	I don't regret anything.
	You're like, imagine if one of us was on stage like, I've never fucked a guy and I feel great about it.
	I could look at a nude dude all day, feel nothing.
	I would not get a boner at all.
	In fact, do it right now.
	Someone in the audience, come out here and get nude and watch me not get a boner.
	I don't care.
	And if I do, it's involuntary.
	I'll get a sarcastic boner, maybe making fun of you.
	And then we'll joke fuck just to show everyone how gross it is.
	Yeah, it's such projecting.
	Yeah.
	All right, go on.
	We're running out of time here.
	What's the ETA on everything on the part three of the documentary?
	Well, part two is getting edited right now.
	And then part three, we're going to do in probably May.
	We're going to record a new comedy special in the North Idaho woods called Must Be Nice.
	And it's exciting.
	Yeah.
	So if people want to check it out, it's buildingbertaria.com.
	It's free.
	If you want to donate, awesome.
	If not, I will blame the juice.
	And then, you know, unauthorized.tv, we're always streaming.
	And we got all kinds of, and unbearablesmedia.com if you want to see a bunch of funny cartoons.
	Yeah.
	And how are you doing for kids?
	You got a fourth one?
	We have three.
	We're working on a fourth, but our third is still breastfeeding enough where the, not to get into too much information, but the ovulation sometimes doesn't kick in until it's fourth thing.
	But yeah, we want as many as God will give us.
	You know, kids are, guys, I highly recommend having kids in a family.
	It's just, it's a game changer.
	And, you know, Gavin planted those seeds in me a while ago.
	And so did Vince Vaughn.
	Vince Vaughn was like, baby, you just got to stop pulling out like a coward.
	You know, and so it's important to shame young men into having kids because our society is so anti-family that we need more Gavins and Vince Vaughn just being like, baby, you got to stop being a coward.
	And then I'm like, oh, okay, because every other aspect of society is telling you to stay sterile and be a loser.
	Good for the environment.
	Out of 7 billion people, if you have two less.
	I always say it's like going to the beach, cleaning two grains of sand and saying, I cleaned up the beach.
	I did my part.
	No, you didn't.
	And they're all in cities.
	Like, you only think there's a human problem if you live in a major city.
	If you're in the country, you're like, you see another dude, you're like, yeah, someone can help me with my chicken coop.
	It's awesome.
	You honk the horn and wave.
	Yeah, totally.
	All right, man.
	Well, I'm happy to hear you're doing good.
	And I hope the losers in LA can keep cringing and worrying about you while their life goes down the toilet.
	Totally, man.
	Thanks for having me, bro.
	See you, buddy.
	All right, peace.
	Isn't that always the way you hear about someone?
	Oh, Owen Benjamin's a Nazi now.
	He hates Jews and he's lost his mind.
	He lives in the woods and he started a cult.
	And then you go check in on him.
	Look at this shit.
	Everything Ryan does.
	Can you get me a pencil or something?
	If I get ink on my suit, I'm going to murder your unborn baby.
	A very pro-life.
	There are things that supersede my beliefs on life in Catholicism.
	And it's inked on your need of fashion.
	It's okay to kill the unborn if the father got ink on your linen suit.
	I don't know if I'm supposed to be super pissed about that or let it fly, but I'm just telling you facts.
	I'm just telling you facts.
	I guess I don't have much of a choice.
	Here we go.
	That's why it broke.
	Do you have a pencil?
	No.
	That's why it fucking broke the first time I threw it.
	Ah, goddammit.
	So yeah, you call up the guy and you go, oh, he's normal.
	So why did we hear so much bad shit about Owen?
	Because of the massive demand for Nazis.
	They need there to be Nazis to justify all of their bullshit.
	What?
	It's fine for now.
	But this is why that dumbass at the meandering who was wearing the Camp Auschwitz shirt, like, I'm sure you're happy.
	I'm sure you thought you're real funny.
	You just gave them the fodder they needed to continue the myth of Nazism.
	Same with the Confederate flag.
	That was fucking stupid.
	I'm pro-Confederate flag.
	I'm not pro-Camp Auschwitz shirts.
	Like the idiotic Proud Boy who wore a 6MWE, 6 million wasn't enough shirt.
	That was a Proud Boy, I just discovered this weekend.
	What a fuck.
	He was edgy.
	I'm being edgy.
	I'm being funny.
	No, you're not.
	You're handing the left their narrative.
	Their fake narrative.
	You're justifying the myth.
	And then they have this attitude where they're like, no, it's like the Salem witch trials.
	You dress like a witch just to fuck with them.
	No, don't do that.
	Don't dress like a witch just to fuck with them.
	You're playing into their hands.
	There's the guy who wore that hoodie.
	But it's like, dude, I mean, there was how many people there?
	A lot of them.
	Hundreds.
	So, you know, to have one guy who's a fucking scale that probably nobody even talks to, they're like, that fucking guy is too much.
	I know.
	But it's so perfect for the left.
	Yeah, it sucks.
	Like Heather Heyer.
	That was just that.
	They were ejaculating when she was killed.
	They were so happy to have a martyr.
	Thanks, buddy.
	Good work.
	Meanwhile, the real story with racism is there is no racism in America except anti-white racism.
	That's the most common.
	And I thought this was interesting.
	3-3, you see Justin Bieber in the new Balenciaga campaign ad.
	And he's clearly, this is clearly a take on white trash.
	Right?
	Which is kind of what Andrew W.K. does.
	So those are all like $2,000 each.
	But the way he's wearing the sweatpants and the jean jacket, it's trailer trash.
	And what do we think as whites when we see that?
	Okay.
	I guess that's what's hot now, is doing the trailer trash look.
	You can do that.
	You can mock.
	You can have white trash chic, and no one gives a shit.
	Of course, if you do ghetto chic, everyone has a fucking meltdown.
	So this is a great example of, can you imagine if the races were reversed 3-4?
	Because we got it.
	No need to imagine.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	That used to sag their pants.
	This feels very racist, guys.
	But let's get out.
	They have woven the boxes inside the trousers.
	Inside the drowsers.
	They have woven the boxes inside the trousers.
	So that's national outrage.
	Are we seeing what's going on here?
	Anti-white racism is hot.
	And that's why Owen Benjamin has to be so perfect.
	I think the most racist thing about this is that it doesn't let them drop the pants below their drawers, like really low.
	Because that's how they wear them.
	Yeah, they don't go like an inch.
	No, you see their entire ass.
	Yeah, it's ass full out.
	Ass full out or you're not hood.
	I couldn't imagine anything more annoying than walking around with your waist below your ass cheeks.
	It must be really uncomfortable.
	I tried it the other day at home and it's like, I can't do it comfortably.
	Look at 3.5.
	I think if you go up a bit, there's Jeff Bridges talking about how he's learned how racist and evil white people are.
	Yeah, so go up a bit.
	No, up.
	That's the wrong direction.
	Yeah, listen to this.
	This is Jeff Daniels on Colbert.
	I think the bloody Sunday for people of color was George Floyd's murder.
	And white people said, I had no idea that we were only taught one side of American history.
	I better look into that.
	So I started reading Isabel Wilkerson, Tonahisa Coates, Carol Anderson.
	But, you know, you get educated people.
	Tonahese Coates?
	Yeah.
	Oh, fuck.
	He pronounced his name wrong, I think.
	And I think I don't know why.
	Because there's a whole...
	We have an opportunity in this country right now to welcome in a new America.
	We really do.
	I feel the same way.
	This was definitely true in 1969.
	I mean, strangely, not only in America, not in the way we approach our civic society, but in the arts, there's reasons and there's an opportunity where things are reopening that never closed ever before to re-dedicate yourself to first principles.
	Yeah, and white people are the ones who need to hear it.
	So, you know, with Aaron Sork and the Market Realm.
	See, this is what I was talking to Owen about.
	This whole anti-Semitism, it's the Jews that are making us hate us.
	No, elite whites hate themselves.
	They become lemmings when they reach a certain point of wealth, success.
	Yeah.
	Quality.
	Go back, though.
	Because there's not saying anything.
	We need to get back to first principles.
	What?
	Like, people's lives matter and kindness is everything.
	You mean meaningless platitudes?
	How does that translate to policy?
	More welfare?
	Properly, it's a white point of view.
	And it certainly is a story of Atticus coming to grips with the fact that one of the big central questions of the play is there's goodness in everyone.
	You just have to care enough to look for it.
	And is that true today in 2021?
	No.
	Is there goodness in everyone?
	Not so sure.
	But you have to choose now.
	You have to decide whether you're for eliminating or at least marginalizing systemic racism.
	Or are you against that?
	You have to choose.
	You can't just sit back and go, please cut my taxes and I'm going to look the other way.
	Well, there's also a choice before that, which is to acknowledge it exists.
	Acknowledge it exists.
	Yeah.
	So then.
	No, I'm not acknowledging it exists.
	Go down a bit to the original link.
	This is racism in America today.
	More white people are dying and being born.
	And why that's a good thing?
	Wow.
	Sarah Goldberg.
	Go to the one before that, though.
	Top professor, we need to kill all white people.
	BLM leader, whites are subhuman genetic defects.
	Begs a lot to help her not kill white folks.
	Like, the fact that you can say that with reckless abandon and know you're going to be fine says a lot.
	What was the first one, though?
	That was the first one.
	No, there was another one.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	White people are a plague to the planet.
	He says on a screen invented by a white man with a projector invented by a white man in a room created and built by white men on a microphone created by a white man.
	You ever see that?
	Like decolonize this place and they're like, okay, and then it's just empty.
	Well, we'll get to that in a second with the border.
	Like Haiti in 1803 had, oh, God, had a brutal revolution where they murdered every single white person, babies, raped women and girls, behead them, drank their blood.
	Like it was fucking savage.
	It was a genocide.
	And now, this week, we've had 10,000 poor over the border.
	Immigration, illegal immigration from Haiti is up 233%.
	What the, how did they get there?
	But anyway, we'll get to that in a second.
	I want to stick with this.
	White people suck.
	3.6.
	Oh, this was amazing.
	I'd forgotten this has happened.
	A grand jury in Portland didn't find enough evidence to charge an officer who shot a dead man who charged him with a screwdriver.
	Police had to tweet at the time that the deceased was white in order to quell a growing riot by Antifa.
	In other words, white lives don't matter.
	So they have a call to action because a black guy was shot.
	Who cares that he was running at the cop with a screwdriver?
	That seems to be irrelevant.
	And the cops literally say, calm down, calm down.
	It was a white guy.
	And then what's amazing is that it works.
	Everyone went, oh, shit, okay.
	Do you remember that?
	I remember this one.
	Yep.
	I was watching like the live riot happening and it dissipated shortly afterwards.
	Yeah.
	And then go to the next one.
	It doesn't have a number.
	But this is Scott Adams talks about this a lot, where you're penalized for hiring white males.
	If you'd have told me 10 years ago that I would have to put labels on all the white male profiles so I can prove that I'm not giving job opportunities to too many of them, dot, dot, dot.
	ERG is code for underrepresented group.
	I have to record each white male.
	I reach out to it every week.
	I have a one-on-one with my manager and CTO to review the racial and gender reports.
	Y'all, when I tell you that hiring practices are so fucking far out of bounds, I mean, and what do you end up with when you do stuff like that?
	What do you end up with when you ignore meritocracy and go for some sort of quota?
	You end up with those female cops getting knead in the face with their hat caught in their big stupid hair.
	Here's another thing I was thinking about on the same subject.
	This whole tax the rich thing, it has anti-white overtones.
	Yeah.
	Does it not?
	Eat the rich, kill the rich.
	They're not thinking of the owner of BET when they say that.
	They're not thinking of Oprah Winfrey.
	They're not thinking of that billionaire loser in China.
	What's his name?
	Jack Ma.
	Jack Ma.
	They don't want to eat him, although he'd probably be yummier.
	He'd just be hungry in 30 minutes.
	Do different races taste different?
	Imagine?
	Hmm.
	There's only one way to do it.
	This is Asian.
	So go to 3.7.
	I talked about this earlier, I think, right?
	With the 80%.
	Yeah.
	Tax the rich now does not refer to the top 1% or the top 0.1%.
	It refers exclusively to like four people cherry-picked by ProPublica and only in some taxiers.
	So this woman is retarded.
	I believe that she doesn't know the difference between a billion and a trillion.
	So whatever we are in debt right now, every time I check, it's higher.
	It's maybe 20 trillion.
	And she honestly thinks that a few billionaires could pay off our bills.
	Now, Bill Whittle did a great breakdown of this many years ago where he took all the billionaires' money.
	Then he started taking all the money from the NFL, the NBA, ESPN, organized sports.
	He accrued the biggest piles of money in America.
	And you know what it did?
	He managed to pay government spending for one year.
	And now there's no sports.
	There's no sports teams.
	There's no billionaires.
	There's no Amazon.
	There's no Walmart.
	Everyone had their bank account emptied in order for him to do that.
	They spend something like $3.5 billion a day.
	And again, those numbers are about a year old.
	Maybe it's six today.
	That's why it's silly to be bitch about Israel getting 3.5.
	That's one day of government spending to have an ally in the shithole called the Middle East.
	Go back to that tweet, though.
	You know, the responses.
	Keep going.
	Affirmative.
	And then here's another example of black privilege.
	Remember that Somalian dude who shot the, I think she was an Australian in America?
	She called 911.
	He shows up and just blows her away because he's an affirmative action hire.
	He's not brave.
	He's a weak man who doesn't deserve the job.
	Number one criteria for a cop should be, are you brave?
	I don't care if more white males are brave, if there's more white males in that group.
	I don't give a shit.
	I don't care if our police forces were all Chinese.
	Apparently, Chinese people are the bravest people, and we are, the NBA is black, and the NYPD is Chinese.
	I don't give a fuck.
	I want the most qualified person for the job.
	But you didn't do that when you hired Mohamed Noor.
	You hired a pussy who has panic attacks, just like that woman we just saw.
	And so he shot a woman and they dropped the charges.
	Mohamed Noor in the deadly shooting of Justine Damon in 2017.
	Paul Bloom joins us now from our newsroom.
	Paul, this has to have big implications for police officer trials going forward.
	Tom, good morning to you.
	There are a lot of implications here in prosecuting police officers for deadly on-duty deaths.
	I mean, consider right now, three former Minneapolis police officers are charged with aiding and abetting third-degree murder and the death of George Floyd.
	Also, some massive implications here, of course, for Muhammad.
	As massive as my tie knot, Newark himself.
	He is now looking at a significant reduction in jail time for that 2017 shooting of 911 caller Justine Ruzcz-Damon in that alley behind her southwest Minneapolis home.
	So here's what happened this morning with the Minnesota State Supreme Court.
	Moronic.
	Minnesota's third-degree murder, so-called depraved mind statute.
	People go, why do you care about affirmative action?
	Do you have a problem with blacks getting jobs?
	No, this is why I have a problem with affirmative action.
	It gets people killed.
	The death of meritocracy is the death.
	All right, that's a big pile of bad news.
	And next time anyone brings up racism to you, please cite these examples of anti-white racism.
	But I wanted to end this segment with some good news, and that is that people are waking up.
	The good news is.
	People eat animal dicks and jump out of the hole pops.
	I'm going to cry now.
	I'm thinking about it.
	I forgot we had that.
	Yep.
	People are waking up.
	This dude who pushed critical race theory in his district in, I believe, California was just fired.
	Why?
	Because parents got together.
	Oh, sorry, New York.
	School Board in Rockland County, New York forces the resignation of Superintendent Martin Cox, who was pushing for a critical race theory-based curriculum.
	According to sources, parents banded together, filed FOIA requests, and pressured the board to oust him.
	Look at this fucking wiener.
	Isn't that great news?
	So we do have power.
	We are the silent majority.
	Yes, they run the top.
	They run the elitism, but that doesn't mean we are powerless.
	They run the elitism?
	They run the surface, the icing of the cupcake.
	This sums it up pretty well.
	This is on John Joseph Cro-Mag's thing.
	Wait a minute, that's retarded because that's not going to hurt the shark.
	It'll just tickle his ass.
	Nobody tell him.
	If we band together, we can tickle the enemy's ass.
	We can engulf the shark and he'll eat his way out because it's food.
	We get to touch the bad guy's ass.
	Great.
	Watch out, bad guys.
	You're about to get your butt tickled.
	Let's do a...
	Oh, and by the same note, go to 2-3.
	Speaking of this is the war on kids, but it's still us fighting back.
	So, yesterday we had all those porn books that the children were assigned to read, and all the assignments that included write about a sex scene you wouldn't want your mom to see, now write it in a way you'd want your mom to see it.
	What the?
	Where'd you come up with this, you pervert?
	And the mayor in Ohio sits down and just says, resign or you're going to get charged.
	How many drinks did you have last night?
	Me?
	We did this yesterday.
	Oh, we did?
	Yes, we did.
	Oh, shit.
	That's why you forgot about the good news bumper, too.
	I was like, how did you forget that?
	You loved it.
	Okay, sorry.
	I repeated a story.
	Well, just to let you know, we also have a new racism bumper and a new War on Kids bumper.
	So we have two bumpers to choose from.
	And you like them.
	Let's see them.
	Okay.
	Have we shown them yet?
	We have.
	Okay.
	Let's jump over to Antifa then, shall we?
	We shall.
	There's Ethan Nordine still in the shoe, solitary confinement for trespassing on January 6th.
	No evidence.
	The more they look into this case, the less they see proof of any kind of planned thing.
	Proud Boys had, Michael Graves was doing a show that night, that afternoon, sorry, at 3.
	And they knew they couldn't have their guns in D.C. So the after party, which was like early afternoon, was planned for Virginia, West Virginia.
	Nope, it was planned.
	You see, they're suing that Philly Proud Boy, Zach?
	A group of black Capitol police officers are suing Zach Real, I think his name is, because him and Trump planned the insurrection.
	So they assume in Discovery, you're going to get these emails of Trump going, so you guys are ready to pop off at 3 p.m., I hope, right?
	Hey, Zach, I'm getting stressed out.
	You sure you got this?
	Trump, calm down, Mr. President.
	We got this.
	Okay, I hope you're using an encrypted app.
	Shit, I'm just using text.
	Well, I hope we don't get sick.
	Yeah, we have him at the end of the episode to support mail him and, you know, help him out.
	Imagine the cartoon world they live in where they think Zach and the president are planning an insurrection.
	I mean, I'm embarrassed for you.
	Zach, I'm going to really need your help.
	I remember that guy.
	He's a nice dude.
	So is Ethan Andrew.
	Dude, Trump calling Zach and saying, I'm nervous.
	Are you sure you got this?
	Hello, Zach.
	Zach, that's you?
	Okay, good.
	Listen, we have to talk on Telegram or something else because let me tell you what, I'm going to need your help, but we need to keep it on the down low.
	That's what they call it.
	They call it the down low because it's low and it's down.
	And frankly, we're going to look into going inside the Capitol, and you need to put your feet on her desk.
	Nancy Pelosi's desk.
	You got to put your feet on the desk.
	Take some selfies.
	Take a selfie.
	Steal a podium.
	Stream.
	Do whatever you need to do.
	Meanwhile, I think the government is killing these cops.
	So they're suing proud boys as the government pops them off one by one.
	This was an interesting Antifa thing that Andy No., I mean, my whole show could just be Andy No's Twitter feed.
	Andy No points out that Rolling Stone and these magazines, including Teen Vogue, by the way, they're not just partial to Antifa.
	They are Antifa.
	These people participate in this.
	So look at this.
	Portland, Oregon is ground zero for violent culture war clashes, and it's spreading.
	By the way, the writer doesn't write the headlines.
	That's the editor's job.
	So he probably had a much more rock and roll headline like, we are fighting back and it's working.
	So that's Robert Evans.
	And then you look at some of his contributions.
	This is bullshit.
	I was there.
	The burning of the PPA, that was the Portland Police Association building.
	This is a Rolling Stone writer saying it was intelligent, deliberate, and successful.
	Don't take this away from Antifa.
	Burning the police building was a well-chosen target and a justified act of protest.
	What the fuck is going on?
	It's so insane.
	This could be a parody from somebody on the right.
	Be like, the burning of that building was intelligent, deliberate, and successful by well-organized activists.
	Don't take this away from mostly peaceful.
	What's the next one?
	Andy No does not show his face of protest anymore.
	Therefore, if you see someone with their face uncovered and an incredibly obvious plate character taking no effort to disguise their identity, that person is not Andy No.
	So here he is plotting to hurt Andy No.
	And then this was a good video I saw where they compare Antifa to radical Islam.
	And it's something I've said a million times.
	I find the biggest similarity is that they're insatiable.
	So when you get a burqa on a chick, that's not good enough.
	She still gets beaten because her bangs are showing or she has purple socks.
	Antifa's the same way.
	Look how many people they killed at Chaz and Chop.
	Those people were not good enough.
	They're not up to snuff.
	They're cannibalizing themselves.
	No one kills more Muslims than Muslims.
	No one kills more Antifa than Antifa.
	I'm not about to equate wokeism and Islamism.
	Islamism is a militant strain of an ancient faith.
	Its believers have a coherent sense of what Allah wants them to achieve on earth to earn rewards in the afterlife.
	Wokeism is just another version of Marxism.
	It scorns religion and the idea of an afterlife.
	Wokeism divides society into myriad identities, whereas Islamist division is simple.
	But they both have martyrs.
	Remember Nathan Hose, who killed himself because he couldn't face the charges on the J-20, Disrupt J-20?
	They had big posters that said, rest in power.
	Nathan Hose.
	Believers and unbelievers.
	There are many other differences, but consider the resemblances.
	The adherents of each pursue ideological purity, certain of their own rectitude.
	Neither Islamists nor the woke will engage in debate.
	Both prefer indoctrination of the submissive and damnation of those who resist.
	The two ideologies have distinctive rituals.
	Islamists shout, Allah, Waqbar, and death to America.
	The woke shout, Black Lives Matter, and I can't breathe.
	Islamists can't no borders, no wall, no USA at all.
	No USA at all and death to America are the same thing.
	Come on, lady, you can do better than this.
	So speaking of their insatiable quality and their tendency to cannibalize each other, the French lesbians had a march where they said a very controversial thing.
	You ready for this?
	This is controversial in 2021.
	Lesbians don't like penises.
	Who knew that would be a racist thing to say?
	So Antifa shows up to fight them because some lesbians like women's penises.
	Oh, God.
	You don't like my penis?
	When it's erect and clean and everything?
	I mean, it feels good.
	You want a penis?
	I get gays not liking vaginas more than I get lesbians not wanting a penis.
	Yeah, stop using dildos then.
	You're appropriating our cocktail.
	You fucking...
	I knew a lesbian couple that would regularly take a dude home and just use him as a human dildo and then say, get out of here.
	I missed those days.
	The great days.
	Great days?
	Good times.
	They would take me home and sit on me and do other things.
	Look, they're ugly over there, too.
	My wife watches.
	That was a joke, clearly.
	I was not that guy.
	Oh, fans, but it sounds like some fucking commie, gobbledy gook.
	And then Sarah's face.
	Great drop.
	Okay, so this is what I was talking about earlier.
	We'll just quickly cover it.
	10,000 Haitians in just one week.
	And Fox News was covering it with a drone.
	I mean, it's shocking to see how Biden quietly ended deportation from Haiti a week ago and sparked a border surge with 10,000 Haitians now living under a Texas bridge.
	How did they get here?
	How did 10,000 people go anywhere?
	Five cruise ships?
	I don't understand.
	Go down?
	I mean, the pictures are alarming.
	Look at this fucking mess.
	Crazy.
	Just blow them up.
	I mean, it's sad to kill that many people, but you won't have this problem ever again.
	Look at that fucking mess.
	And so the elites, their goal is to prevent discussion of this.
	How close is Haiti?
	Haiti's a million miles away.
	It's like the Caribbean.
	It's touching Dominican Republic.
	Zoom in on the Caribbean.
	I mean, you hear, if you watch the local news in Jamaica, you hear a lot of people bitching about Haiti.
	I guess they went from the tip to whatever the hell that country is in.
	Shouldn't they be in Florida?
	Oh, they could go to Mexico.
	Or I guess they went...
	Yeah, they went through Mexico.
	Yeah, from the tip of...
	10,000, though?
	Wait, from the tip of Mexico?
	That's just a week.
	There's probably 100,000 in total.
	A mass exodus from Haiti through Central America?
	What?
	2-5.
	So Fox News had their drone permit revoked.
	It's too dangerous.
	Yeah.
	It is too dangerous to the elites.
	Law enforcement source on the ground at the bridge this morning just sent me this video showing the situation I'm told the large majority of migrants Oh, that's not the one I was talking about go down maybe he talks about having his permit revoked you may not discuss this There we go stunning image from our drone keep going He's shutting down six points of entry along the border update new statement reached out to
	him Show more oh there we go We learn that the FAA just implemented a two-week just two weeks TFR temporary flight restriction over the international bridge in Del Rio, Texas, meaning we can no longer fly our fox drone over it to show the images of the thousands of migrants.
	FAA says special security reason.
	And that brings us to, of course, this meme, which sums it up perfectly.
	2.6.
	The southern border, your child.
	I mean, this is the power of memes.
	They just summarize everything so perfectly.
	My little boy, right now, well, every day is wearing a mask.
	But the parents started fighting back, not even that hard, maybe like 20 at a local town hall, and they said, okay, okay, okay.
	They don't have to wear masks outside.
	We're not powerless folks.
	And I think it's because we're a country of guns.
	Now, I'm not saying that these parents showed up to the town hall with their rifles and said, you better not put a mask on my kids.
	But it's about the mentality of the average American.
	Like Australians, they're lying down and taking it up the ass because they're not a gun culture.
	But we're seeing a lot of people fight back.
	I'm very surprised to see how many Canadians are fighting back against COVID.
	Look at this cunt, by the way, 2-7.
	So did you hear about the federal court ruling today in Iowa?
	No.
	We can do mask mandates now.
	Local control has been restored.
	And the judge references two affidavits written by Iowa school board members in the federal court case that was filed from the ACLU.
	And guess who one of the board members is?
	Go bad, bitch, go bad, bitch, go bad, bitch, go.
	So did you hear about the federal court ruling, she's so happy that kids have to wear masks.
	Good work, mom.
	See, communism is a genetic trait, and a lot of people have it in their bones, in their DNA.
	And we started a communist regime, and a lot of people like it.
	They like the rules.
	All right, that brings us to COVID.
	Let's do a COVID bit.
	This is a very long show.
	We got a lot to catch up.
	Your language requires a paintbrush to write.
	Your language sucks.
	Your language is stupid.
	Fucking Chinese.
	Chinese vibrant comes from China.
	Chinese asshole.
	Just keep your hands off my dog.
	Wait a minute.
	I just remembered the comedian I was talking about.
	Oh, yeah?
	What's her name again?
	Jen Kirkman.
	Jen Kirkman.
	Married people are the worst.
	Married people are the worst.
	This is exactly what we were talking about with Owen.
	You got dumped, by the way.
	I love you, Joan.
	I love you, Joan.
	Joan Rivers is awesome.
	She's dead.
	I didn't know if I was going to get here.
	I had a scary experience at the airport.
	I flew in from Los Angeles.
	I was going through security, and they flagged me for a pat down.
	Something on me made the alarm go off.
	And this black woman said to me, mm-hmm, you're going to have to come over here.
	I'm going to have to pat you down, okay?
	I know the white people are very nervous right now because it seems like I'm being racist.
	Let me explain something to you.
	Sometimes black people sound like this.
	Hello, I would like some tea.
	Sometimes black people sound like this.
	Hi, I'm John.
	I'm here to sell you a mortgage.
	Sometimes black people sound like this.
	Goo, goo-goo.
	That's a black baby.
	But listen to me.
	This just happened to be because that woman talked.
	It wasn't because she was black.
	So I walked through the line and she said, I'm going to have to pat you down.
	And I couldn't.
	I like how instead of being the chick who does something kind of edgy and like impersonates a black chick, she's like the spokesman for different types of blacks now.
	He's like, let me inform you on the different types of black.
	We've been going for, what, 40 seconds here?
	I don't have any substance yet.
	It's a minute.
	We're in a minute.
	We're in a minute of nothing.
	Why did you get patted down?
	What's going on?
	I didn't understand.
	What was on me?
	Did someone put drugs in my pocket?
	And then I remembered, it's my hair.
	This is hair extensions.
	This is fake.
	It set off the machine.
	I said, oh my god, it's my hair extensions.
	And she said, get over here right now, white girl.
	Why, you white people always coming through here screaming about your weave?
	I didn't know it was fake.
	And first of all, I didn't even know I was allowed to call it a weave.
	It was so freeing.
	Wait a minute.
	Why would a weave set off a metal detector?
	It's setting off my bullshit detector.
	Yeah, yeah.
	This one says Jen Kirkman is fine with dying alone.
	This might be more to the crux of this.
	Okay, let's see.
	I don't have 10 minutes to wait for her to make a point.
	Tell us.
	Wait, where is it?
	Oh, that's the name of the album.
	That's another album.
	Yeah.
	Gonna die alone and I feel fine.
	Tell us, what's the inspiration for this title?
	Well, I was inspired by a lot of people I know who died alone, and I think that.
	I hear that all the time.
	People always think it means like I'm single and I'm like, I'm gonna die alone.
	That's not what I mean.
	I just mean you shouldn't do anything in this life, whether it's get married or have kids to guarantee.
	I will not shut up about it.
	I have to do it.
	Anyway, sorry.
	Let's get back to COVID.
	So this Nicki Minaj thing, you've seen it a million times.
	I've never seen news explode the way it does over pretty girls.
	Like AOC dominated two days of the media because she wore a silly dress that mocked us.
	And now Nicki Minaj says, my cousin's friend got the vaccine.
	His balls became this big.
	He was on his way to get married.
	The bride called off the wedding.
	This is in Trinidad.
	Where, by the way, it's illegal to be gay.
	So she says, I don't like the vaccine.
	I don't trust it.
	She never says, don't get it, though.
	She just goes, not my cup of tea.
	It should be your choice.
	Then Tucker talks about it.
	Then she retweets the Tucker thing.
	Hassan Piker goes, you know he's a white nationalist, right?
	And then she goes, what is it with this country where I can't say things?
	This is the story my cousin told me.
	What are we, China?
	Go to 2.8.
	Who could have guessed that rapper Nikki Minaj would turn out to be one of the bravest people in the United States?
	A couple of days ago, we would guess most people watch the show may not have heard of Nikki Minaj.
	And then she tweeted about the COVID vaccine.
	She didn't come out against the vaccines.
	She merely said that as an adult and an American, she should decide whether or not to take the vaccine.
	Pray about it, she said.
	Don't be bullied.
	Things blew up from there.
	No praying about it.
	You must submit to being bullied.
	Those are the new rules.
	Nikki Minaj wasn't aware of that, and she resisted, and she's still resisting.
	It's a long and interesting story that has implications for all of us, and Trace Gallagher has agreed tonight to frame it for us, to set it up, to tell us what's going on.
	And here we get it.
	Hey, Tracey.
	So now he has to say that she retweeted my segment, but he can't say that because it looks too incestuous.
	So he has the other guy say she retweeted this.
	But go to her.
	So then she did this Instagram Live.
	Do I have that here?
	Yeah, 3-1.
	3-1, I gotcha.
	Women can't show their faces if they're famous because it takes them nine hours to put on their makeup.
	They're not did up.
	Yeah.
	You can't speak for the fear of the mob attacking you.
	If that doesn't give you chills up and down your fucking spine, this is scary.
	You should be able to ask questions about anything you're putting inside your body.
	We ask a bunch of questions about the most simple thing.
	Oh, bitch, how that glue work?
	Do that glue, do that glue really keep the wig down for how many hours?
	Oh, because if I go in a pool and if I smell it, what then, bitch, how that...
	But you can't just innocently ask a question about something going in your body?
	Do y'all realize that I remember going to China and they were telling us, you know, you cannot speak out against, you know, the people in power there, etc.
	And I remember all of us thinking, oh, okay, well, you know, we understand and we respect the laws here and, you know, that it's so different where we live.
	But don't y'all see what's fucking happening?
	Don't y'all see that we are living now in that time where people will turn their back on you not agreeing.
	But people will isolate you if you simply speak and ask.
	Wait a minute.
	We played Nicki Minaj's the opening song and then we never covered this, right?
	Correct.
	That's weird.
	This is her tweet back to the white nationalist.
	You know he's a white nationalist, right?
	Right.
	I can't speak to, agree with, even look at someone from a political party.
	People aren't human anymore.
	If you're black and a Democrat tells you to shove marbles up your ass, you simply have to.
	Another party tells you to look out for that bus, stand there and get hit.
	She's sounding pretty intelligent, isn't she?
	That's well said.
	The marbles up the ass thing, is that a Patrice O'Neill reference?
	I don't know.
	I never heard of marbles up an ass.
	Yeah, he would say that he's like, Alex Jones could be completely right about that.
	They're like, why do they let Alex Jones say stuff about conspiracy theories?
	Why did they kill him off?
	He's like, because he, all right, if a guy says, here's the truth and it's some stunning shit, but then that guy also puts marbles up his ass, you're going to be like, that guy's a little nuts.
	And so Anthony's like, so you're saying he puts marbles in his ass?
	He's like, yeah, he puts marbles in his ass.
	It's so funny.
	It's such a funny way to say it, how that discredits you.
	So Joy Reed gets on the TV.
	Let me explain something about Joy Reed.
	She is an immigrate.
	She was born here, but her parents are African rich people, doctors, who came here from the Congo.
	Her dad was a fucking loser, though, and abandoned the family, as that demographic is wont to do.
	But she grew up loaded, and she grew up in Denver, Colorado, around rich white people.
	After her mother died, she moved to Brooklyn for an hour and a half and then was like, yo, these are my people.
	And when I went to college, I was like, yo, I had never met white people before.
	What?
	You grew up in Denver, bitch.
	You've been surrounded by white people your entire life.
	And so this goes back to my whole thing about she's not black, okay?
	There's nothing black about her.
	But because racists think that she's the same as Nicki Minaj, then she is the same as Nicki Minaj.
	This is one of the dumbest things in American philosophy today, where we have to follow the laws of the KKK and their one-drop rule.
	So listen to her blackify herself while she talks to Nicki Minaj as the two white men sit idly by.
	People like Nicki Minaj, I have to say this.
	You have a platform, sister, that is 22 million followers.
	Okay, I have 2 million followers.
	You have 22 million followers on Twitter.
	For you to use your platform to encourage our community to not protect themselves and save their lives, my God, sister, you could do better than that.
	You got that platform.
	It's a blessing.
	It's a blessing that you got that.
	That people listen to you.
	And they listen to you more than they listen to me.
	For you to use your platform to put people in the position of dying from a disease they don't have to die from, oh my God.
	As a fan, as a hip-hop fan, as somebody who is your fan, I'm so sad that you did that.
	So sad that you did that, sister.
	Oh, my God.
	She's not your sister.
	You guys have nothing in common.
	You're not part of the same community.
	You're part of the elites.
	Props to those two guys for not saying, yos, queen, though.
	Or go off, queen.
	Nikki Minaj grew up in the Bronx.
	She is ghetto.
	That woman is not.
	And then I'll end this segment with some optimism, too, where Jim Brewer followed Nikki over to Tucker and said, fuck this.
	I'm not letting you demand my fans get the vax.
	Now, this is a big deal for Jim Brewer because appearing on Tucker is suicide.
	It's comedian suicide.
	Go ahead.
	Any of my fans forced to come laugh and they got to get a shot in them?
	And honestly, I got to be honest with you.
	What really...
	He's going through a lot.
	His wife's been sick for a long time.
	He's taking care of her.
	He's trying to keep up his thing.
	He's a Mets fan.
	Oh, that's probably the whole thing right there.
	I was at a Mets game once, and he walked by some handicapped dude.
	Didn't do anything, but I think the guy went, oh, fuck, it's Jim Brewer.
	And he had a seizure.
	No.
	And Jim Brewer didn't see because Jim Brewer had walked past him and gone up the stairs.
	So I tweeted out, Jim Brewer just gave a guy a seizure at the Mets game.
	You know, was there's a new narrative, and the new narrative is the unvaccinated are the beast.
	Kill the beast.
	This program goes on forever.
	Kill the beast.
	The beast is the unvaccinated.
	Kill them.
	And when our leader put that out there and pointed the finger, like, we're the demons, I'm not vaccinated.
	I had COVID.
	You're not going to tell me about my body.
	I know my body.
	I know my morals.
	I know my faith.
	You don't come telling me and threaten me and everyone else as if we're the demons.
	I don't want any of my fans forced to come land.
	There was two bits that he did on Ant's show when he did the Anthony Cumiya show that he almost did there, and then he kind of like backed away from it.
	The seal one with the like he like half went into that one and then halfway into like the Beast one.
	So it's funny.
	Like Seal.
	He was on The Anthony Coomier Show.
	Yeah, yeah, and those two bits he almost went into, he was like, Yeah, I heard you.
	I heard you.
	You don't need to repeat it.
	You're Boeing.
	You're boring.
	You're Boeing.
	I didn't say anything.
	You're boring.
	You're Boeing.
	Boeing.
	There's no way to win.
	There's no way.
	Look at 3-0.
	Fantastic meme.
	The great reset will not be stopped by the Nikki's cousins' friends folding balls.
	That's a real dude who really does dress like that.
	World Economic Group.
	One of these elitist German globalists dresses like that for the New World Order.
	That's the outfit you wear in the New World Order.
	All right.
	Extra long show.
	Last story as we wind down.
	This is Russagate is blowing up in everyone's face.
	The FBI spied on Trump.
	Hillary okayed it.
	They had her legal team.
	RussiaGate is in panic mode.
	John Derm's desperate flailing indictment of Michael Sussman is hot garbage, but it does confirm the truth of my exclusive of November 7th, breaking the FBI's investigation into the Trump campaign and Alpha Bank in great detail.
	So they're actually hanging themselves as they try to defend themselves.
	But if 41 is a better example, where we investigated this.
	Hillary Clinton-linked lawyer indicted in Russia probe.
	Update.
	A grand jury has indicted Michael Sussman, the lawyer accused of making false statements during the 2016 presidential campaign to slander then-candidate Donald Trump in the final months of the election.
	He lied about the capacity in which he was providing allegations to the FBI of potential cyberlinks between a Russian bank and a company owned by former President Trump.
	So, to be clear, Hillary Clinton, as part of her campaign, pushed the lie that this isn't COVID anymore, dude, pushed the lie that Trump was being funded by Russia.
	She is behind that.
	That's Russia Gate.
	Great book by our man Matt Palumbo.
	Spygate?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Great book that summarizes it all, Dan Bongino and Matt Palumbo.
	And it looks like the chickens are coming home to roost on that.
	All right.
	I think it's time to check out some letters.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Shit on the floor.
	What's up, Faggots?
	I'm pretty confident that Joe the shit man's ass made a visit to the bathroom at my job.
	Gavin may also have been involved.
	Guys, when I told you that it's a Rubik's Cube and it took me months to figure out what happened with that, take into account that I'm not a moron.
	So, yes, that dude is very weird.
	That's going to take me a while to figure out.
	But I got a lot of people coming up with ideas like, oh, he had the beer shits.
	Dude, if you look back at the photo, there is toilet paper embedded inside of the Nutella.
	So he had toilet paper up his ass, and then he covered it in shit, and then he put the clump.
	He thought it was in the toilet, but it was at the back of the toilet.
	Then he closed it, and it shooped out the side, the back.
	We never saw these videos, by the way.
	Oh.
	So this is a good way to...
	There's Joe.
	Please send him money for a new car.
	Look at the right-hand Joe Cockering.
	Is this fake?
	Is this a Carl Pilkington thing?
	No, he's a retard.
	Oh, really?
	Oh, really?
	Oh, we're doing this?
	Oh, really?
	Oh, come on.
	You serious?
	Show another one.
	This is a good one.
	Oh, he does this.
	This is a whole other day.
	Or not, a whole other time of the day.
	First one was daylight.
	This is the sun's gone down.
	He's still going.
	I think he does pills.
	Yeah, this seems very pilly.
	Well, it's very pilly to drive around a police barricade and think you got shithandled.
	Hey, it looks like you're feeling good.
	Time to go home, dude.
	In your new car.
	You bonk him?
	No.
	His eyes are open.
	This Irish guy I showed it to is a regular, he goes, aren't you supposed to put pennies in his eyes?
	You're supposed to close them.
	It's the noble thing to do.
	Uh-oh, we're losing him.
	Wow.
	Ah, Joe.
	My dad loves Joe stories.
	Who is this Joe?
	He goes, I need to get back to that pub.
	How is Joe?
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, because every day there's a new story.
	I mean, I told everyone about the $2.9 million that he's being sent from South Africa, right?
	Yes.
	And it got caught up in customs in Manchester.
	Exactly as Maddie Odell predicted.
	He's like, okay, this is what's going to happen, Joe.
	You're going to get the fucking money.
	They're going to say it got caught up at customs, and they're going to need a $2,000 deposit to get it out.
	He paid the deposit.
	Oh, my.
	And then now he gets really mad when you bring it up.
	Next person that brings that up is going right through that fucking window.
	We're like, Joe, I'm about 200 pounds, 196.
	Those windows...
	They're iron.
	You're going to have to have incredible force to launch a body through a window that has an iron grate.
	Are you serious?
	Serious?
	Enough with the ball breaking, guys.
	No, it's never enough, my friend.
	See, the problem with ball breaking is you don't want to pick on a.
	You want to pick on someone your own size.
	And when he got that $100 tip on Veterans Day by pretending he was a Marine, all bets are off.
	Hi, Gavin, Emperor of the Fag Zone.
	This is South African Baby Monster.
	I'm a South African commercial diver immigrating to BC, Canada.
	I am, aka a boar, and loved the shoot the boar episode.
	White genocide is currently A reality in South Africa.
	There's no more work for us, white South Africans.
	Basically, reverse apartheid.
	Yes.
	And it's amazing that there's a whole movement dedicated to proving the opposite.
	He's saying kiss instead of kill.
	Thank you for supporting us and spreading the word to those who live in Clown World.
	Anyways, do you think I'm making the right decision moving in BC?
	Yes.
	Every time I meet, like I met this Australian au pair the other day because rich people have au-pairs for some weird reason.
	And I was like, defect.
	Like, you can stay in my attic, Anne Frank.
	Don't fucking go back there.
	It's literally the rape capital of the world.
	Do not go back.
	And I could see her owner getting kind of mad that I was talking to his pet.
	Would you rather, Kayla McKinney or Carly Shimkiss?
	I have a lot of respect for Kaylee, but she's not really my type.
	But let me see, Carly Shimkiss.
	Are you pulling up these two people?
	Oh, I know Carly Shimkiss.
	She got cheated on by her husband right after she gave birth.
	Damn.
	So she became super Christian now.
	But she's really intelligent, and she went and busted open the whole spring break thing.
	And it was a fascinating news piece she did because girls are getting gang raped and not complaining.
	Black dudes are running a train on these white girls who were so high on Xanax they didn't care.
	Yeah, of course Carly Shimkins.
	She looks like Jessica Simpson.
	Kayleigh McKinney is.
	She's Bill Schultz's fucking second...
	What do you call that?
	Rebound or her second.
	Sloppy seconds.
	Sloppy seconds.
	All right, moving right along.
	Beer shits.
	Some guy wants to show us that he's constantly wiping his ass with a wet paper towel.
	That's nice.
	Thank you for the update.
	Okay.
	What was it?
	Some guy from Norway, who's 18, sends me a letter from his lawyer saying they want to cancel their subscription.
	Yes.
	And I said, why are you canceling and why'd you get a lawyer involved?
	It's so weird to get a cancellation that's not from the email that you signed up for.
	His parents probably caught him watching it and he got in big trubs.
	Hey, Gav, Maddie, and a guy that's a better guitarist than Jimi Hendrix.
	The other day, Gavin was asking if there was a firearm that could shoot multiple calibers.
	If you have a shotgun, there is.
	This little guy is my best option.
	Yeah.
	I feel like I've seen this.
	A guy doing a review on this.
	Huh.
	And there's, yeah, those types of guns are good for like end-of-the-world scrounging, and then you find ammo.
	What up, niggas?
	Saw this on Telegram, and I'm pretty sure it's Gazzi Kodzo leading the chant.
	It is.
	So this is awesome that Nicki Minaj's fans are now becoming the leading anti-vax movement.
	That is him.
	Whatever happened to their land in Arizona.
	Remember that?
	Yep.
	I love how proud boys and domestic terrorists are the biggest threat to America, yet you had those black dudes, fully armed militia who disappeared into the woods a couple months ago.
	Remember that?
	Yep.
	Some of the best norm stuff, doing a stupid YouTube awards thing in his fucking sweatpants.
	We've all seen that, right?
	You just played it.
	Dear retarded, pube-bearded, Gavin, last GML you said that Virginia doesn't count as the South.
	Please learn where the fucking Mason-Dixon line is and where the capital of the Confederacy was.
	Unfortunately, you've spent a large part of your life in NYC, which strips you of having any kind of culture or roots to a historic or patriotic area.
	So city slickers like you go to D.C. and think that that's all there is to Virginia.
	Go fuck yourself, in all caps.
	This is from a woman, by the way.
	And stop disrespecting everyone who lives in the southern part of the state.
	Believe it or not, the south isn't just Nashville, Tennessee, Savannah, Georgia.
	Places like Nashville are actually less culturally southern than southern Virginia because of the massive hordes of Californians and New Yorkers moving in.
	And she ends it with, fuck you, Amy.
	Not with any heels on or anything.
	Just a regular fucking Amy.
	She's a sassy broad.
	War on drugs.
	I just wanted to comment about the caller from last night who used the broken windows thing to justify the war on drugs.
	I get what he's saying, and I think he has a good point.
	But when you give it some thought, it makes no sense.
	Here's why.
	One, there are millions of productive members of society who take drugs.
	Two, the penalties for jumping a turnstile or breaking a window are reasonable.
	Three, the penalties for taking drugs can ruin a life worse than the drugs themselves.
	Why should otherwise law-abiding...
	He says in some cases, I don't know, dude.
	Have you seen fucking New York and Philadelphia these days?
	Why should otherwise law-abiding citizens be punished because of human trafficking?
	Maybe I'd be more open to it if the drug penalties weren't such a big deal.
	I don't take drugs, but I really don't care for the war on drugs because it's really a war on Americans.
	Americans take drugs.
	One last related thing.
	Maddie mentioned that he can get any drug, prescription or street.
	I had an idea as he said that.
	What if Maddie decided to use his powers for good and help doctors acquire things like ivermectin?
	I have learned that these drugs are becoming harder and harder to come by.
	I work for a doctor who struggles to locate it for people who need it.
	He recently treated my mother and stepfather for COVID.
	He has to sneak around to do his job now.
	I've heard that from many doctors, that they get interrogated.
	Back in hydroclochloroquine days, they would get interrogated by the pharmacy.
	Why are you prescribing this?
	He had to go to their house and treat them on the back porch.
	Fucking ridiculous.
	Dude, we live in the South.
	What the fuck?
	Thank you for all the hours of pure and totally uncut entertainment.
	Foreskin entertainment, we call it.
	Should we read this?
	Alright.
	I found this cool Barcelona punk band called The Violets.
	Called Violets.
	It was a weird gift from the YouTube algorithm.
	I found them while searching for something else.
	Okay, jump in the middle.
	Boring.
	You're boring.
	On a side note, one of my past letters, I talked about Tila Tequila.
	Her channel has been golden for the last few years.
	She posts content like every six hours, believing she's God's bride.
	God keeps dropping all these like crazy revelation bombs and explosions and you know it's burning like fire in my bones like Jeremiah.
	So I cannot keep silent about it because if I keep silent about it, like this is when meth heads discover the Bible.
	And it's great for them because it's basically infinite.
	So they keep going deeper and deeper and deeper.
	Weird.
	Okay.
	He's apologizing for how shitty this letter is.
	I guess I should be too.
	This is Lily Lou.
	He's a transgendered body mod punk who leads an alt-life tattoo shop called Psy World, and he's pretty fucking cool.
	He's kind of a freak, yeah.
	Oh, yeah?
	What makes you say that?
	I guess we have to watch the video to find out why he might be a freak.
	So far, so good.
	Dory Veg.
	Mental illness abounds.
	Ooh, that tongue thing makes me...
	This is like this level of mental illness makes me dizzy.
	Like that lizard woman have easy answers for the complicated questions of life.
	Yeah.
	No, don't.
	Ah.
	That full gender thing is just such a weird topic.
	Did he cut his fingers off?
	It kind of looks like it.
	I can't.
	Stop.
	Stop.
	Okay.
	I'm dizzy.
	All right, let's get to the final video.
	That was tough.
	Let's do 4-4, man.
	Barfing Infinite Water.
	This is how you know it's time to get off the internet.
	Whoa!
	Chanyun!
	Whoa!
	Jesus!
	Okay.
	A little alarm.
	Do we just resume?
	Let's just keep going.
	That hurt my ears.
	That's the loudest sound in the world.
	You have hurt me ears today.
	What is happening?
	I somehow feel like it's cold too.
	Well, compared to the arid heat of Africa.
	So that's it, folks.
	Thank you for joining us.
	Have a great weekend.
	Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend.
	I hope that I didn't bum everyone out by saying that they don't care that they're being caught with their hypocrisy because they control everything.
	Yes, that's true, but we are not powerless.
	America is a very unique country.
	We got that entire board fired.
	We got that critical race theory guy fired.
	There are victories.
	We got Jim Brewer, Nicki Minaj on Tucker Carlson's side saying, question the narrative.
	So there is hope out there.
	And you have to know that you have power.
	And the most powerful thing you can do is start a family.
	Put a ring on it.
	Make a baby.
	Quit porn.
	Clean your room.
	Work hard, but more importantly, work smart.
	Is this job right for you?
	Care about your job.
	Go in on the weekend.
	Come up with ideas for your boss.
	And if it's not for you, then get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.

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