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Sept. 14, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S04E29 - STOP TALKING ABOUT AOC'S DRESS
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That was AJ's Nobel Prize for Winning Humans Nobel Prize winning for humans remix featuring little KC by the remix brothers.
Fun little diddy about Alex Jones fucking with Cooper.
We have a late start today because Ryan was two hours late.
I know he has a baby on the way in just over a month, but he seems to think that losing his job is not a big deal.
I find that strange.
I would have a sense of urgency if I had a baby on the way.
I'd be nervous.
I definitely wouldn't nap after waking up in the morning.
But I guess you think it's a good idea to nap.
No, I did not think it was a good idea to nap.
I just, I did.
I fell asleep multiple times yesterday.
Fell asleep after work.
You told me if you could hang around the studio for a bit and wait for somebody to drop something off.
So I was like, okay.
Conked out.
Went back home, ate, conked out again.
And no problem going back to sleep at like a normal time.
And then overslept from then to now.
But wait a minute.
So when did you go to bed last night?
About 2-ish.
Like that's my normal time.
Just about.
That's like the later end of my normal time.
Okay, but you said you ate and conked out.
Yeah, so I fell asleep for hours, woke up about 10.30-ish.
So did my wife.
And then she went back to sleep at like a normal time.
She's pregnant, so she can go to bed whenever.
Yeah, but that's not what adults do.
Adults don't go to bed and then wake up at 10 and then stay up till 2 and then have another whatever hour's sleep.
True.
And then go to bed again in the morning.
That's what you do when you're 19, you just moved out and you're just partying.
You don't give a shit.
Yeah, I would even argue that the 19-year-old body wouldn't allow for that much sleep to occur.
So I'm concerned a little bit.
I'm hoping there's something wrong with me.
And so that way I'm not just...
But why wouldn't you have an alarm set?
Like, I don't understand this morning's nap.
That's true.
This morning...
No, I didn't nap this morning, but...
Yes, you did.
You woke up at 12.45 p.m.
But it went from sleep to a nap?
All right, so I did a nap after the sleep, but I did sleep from 2 till 12.30-ish?
2 to 12.30-ish?
Yeah.
No, you called me at 12.45.
You had just woken up that second.
So you slept from 2 to 12.30.
What's that, 10 hours?
Is it?
Yeah.
So that's not normal for me.
And I'm trying to figure out why that is.
Well, you said that now that you have health care, you're going to get another Lyme disease test.
Yeah, we just got health care.
We have to get the insurance cards in the mail coming up soon.
And I'm praying that I have COVID.
I'm like, what's a good excuse to have slept that much?
Because this is retarded.
I've been in good health for a while.
I've been sleeping pretty decent, waking up before my electronic.
Don't you take these super caffeinated things before you work out?
So I was planning to work out yesterday.
I didn't have the energy to do it.
So I was like, let me just, I'll just rest.
Maybe it's the fucking flight, the drinking, the I think I snorted yeast.
So I'm 51.
I was fully recovered last night.
True.
You're 31?
Yeah.
So you shouldn't still be suffering on a Tuesday on a Tuesday from a party weekend.
Yeah, that's why I'm concerned.
All right.
Well.
I have diarrhea, and it's still bubbling in there.
I didn't get the shit before the show because I said, let's go.
We got to rock.
Yeah, I'm not really into continuing to wait another few hours for your various bodily functions.
It would have been a multiple hours.
They worked themselves out.
I have a lot to talk about today, but before we do, I want to have some fun.
And if this was Vice Magazine, I would stick this at the front to sort of gently lull people.
It sounds like I'm trying to brainwash them.
Gently ease people into heavy thinking.
This is one of the coolest things I've ever seen.
Leaving this behind for future tenants to find and freak out.
Now, I'm really impressed at the cut.
I guess that's something they do in the UK.
Over to that plug.
Let me see the other plug.
Okay, so that's a weird plug.
It still looks pretty American, though.
Old-fashioned American.
Before we had three prongs.
But yeah, he cut that perfectly.
And then he built a little room in there.
Which I wonder if he did that after the fact.
Or is that whole wall post silly little room?
Because you could build the room, stick it behind the wall from the other side.
That'd be a lot easier.
And he's got a keyboard in there, plain.
I wonder how long...
Ooh, that would be cool if the power supply from the home goes directly into those lights so it just lasts forever.
Oh, yeah.
Be good if you put a little mini camera in there too so you could see a reaction.
This is a major work of art.
But maybe it'll never be discovered.
Because if it looks exactly like a plug, they just go, oh, this plug doesn't work.
Then maybe they'd call the electrician and then he'd discover it.
That'd be funny if it was some immigrant, you know, Guatemalan electrician that just opens it.
Oh, there's a thing in there, just breaks it all out and puts the cords in.
Didn't even notice.
All right, that's enough fun news.
Time to get fucking serious.
Ready?
I don't like this shit.
AOC's dress.
I don't like that we're all talking about it.
It's the number one and the number two story in the country right now that AOC dared to wear Attacks the Rich shirt, sorry, dress to the Met Gala.
She makes $175K a year.
The gala's $35,000, a ticket.
She obviously got in for free.
That doesn't matter.
And the sort of takeaway is that it's like the Hassan Piker thing that we had on a couple weeks ago where he said, eat the rich on his shirt with his weird hot topic outfits.
And then he just bought a $3 million house.
He was genuinely embarrassed by that.
And I believe he did a bunch of PR to cover it up.
Remember, there was the promoted story on Twitter talking about how great he is and how that controversy didn't matter.
This is different.
She wants us to talk about this.
This is called fuck you.
This is called the elites.
And I think, I'm differing about this now.
Pan billionaires, but not millionaires.
There's a lot of things going on here at once.
One is there are, like I sent you another email recently, Ryan, with that cute little Asian-looking chick who had the same thing, and she was also the same bullshit hedonist.
There's those dummy, small, small-scale losers who say, eat the rich and are rich, right?
That's one thing.
We make fun of them.
It's not a big deal.
It shouldn't take up more than a minute of your day.
Then we have a whole other echelon at the top.
And they are fully aware of what they're doing.
They are fully aware of how ostentatious it is.
And they love it.
So within that group is politicians who don't wear their masks when they're not on camera.
And then we catch them not on camera.
I'm changing my mind about this.
I used to think they were just inept, like when Gavin Newsom had that big party or when Obama has his big thing at Martha's Vineyard, his super spreader events.
I used to think that they were just assholes who were inept.
But I'm changing my mind now.
They're flaunting it.
They're rubbing it in your face.
And they're saying, yeah, I am having a party in Martha's Vineyard and I'm not wearing a mask.
You know why?
Because I'm better than you.
So for us to sit here and incessantly talk about her dress, which I'll admit I'm doing right now, is to play into her hands.
This is a let-themeat cake moment, folks.
You were being ridiculed.
So when you say, hey, you're actually rich, this is hypocrisy.
She's fully aware of that.
Her fans are die-hard fans.
They are ecological socialists.
That's all fake.
It's all, here's the keyword, fashion.
This is all fashion.
This is Sid Vicious wearing a swastika on his t-shirt.
This is the irony of the Sex Pistols in general, the great rock and roll swindle.
And no, I'm not ashamed of my air quotes anymore.
They're effective.
She wants us to be talking about this.
Or more importantly, she doesn't give a shit.
We're playing right into her hands by saying, hey, hey, you're being hypocritical.
Yes, I'm a hypocrite.
Fuck you.
In a way, I'm very reluctantly admitting this, but it's kind of punk rock.
Because her fans will be her fans no matter what.
And her enemies will be her enemies no matter what.
We're in the American divorce.
There's no more debating things.
There's no more exposing hypocrisy to that, at least to that class of people.
So we're playing into her hands.
Go to 1-3.
AOC wears a dress.
See, this is being so literal.
She has a luxury apartment housing two gyms.
This is my thing.
That when you do that and you say, this is why it's hypocritical, you are playing into her hands.
She's flaunting it.
Like, this is like someone's telling you to fuck off.
And then you saying, fuck off, comes from the word fuck, which is an expletive for unlawful carnal knowledge.
It's an insult.
And by her saying, fuck off to us, she's telling us to get lost and scram.
And she's also saying she doesn't like us.
Correct.
You're not uncovering any deep, dark truths here.
So there's just a million memes mocking her, like 1-4.
You can't mock someone that's making fun of you.
The joke's on us.
Oh, you already showed that.
1-5?
Build the wall.
See, there's no hypocrisy with Joy there.
What's her name again?
Joyvia?
Yeah.
She wants us to build a wall.
And then there's someone carefully photoshopping a Chick-fil-A bag on her because it looks familiar.
No, dude.
Stop.
Stop.
The build the wall thing is totally different.
Joy Via isn't mocking anyone.
She's not trivializing anyone.
What's 1.5?
Did you do one?
That's her apartment.
1.6?
Like, when you show AOC's outfits and the cost of them, you're advertising for AOC.
She doesn't really want to save the environment.
She's having fun in City Hall.
She's a barmaid, an upper-middle-class barmaid who had a great life, not in the Bronx, but in upstate New York.
She's making fine money, having a party as a barmaid.
The fashion at the time was to become woke and environmental.
So she pursued that fashion.
And here she is at a fashion show.
It's essentially a fashion show.
And flaunting around.
Everyone's wearing their silly little outfits.
And she gets the most attention.
So she wins.
That's the point of it.
Like, this is Studio 54 stuff.
This is not political gain stuff.
All the shit she says when she's on Adderall, all her rants about saving the world, are all fake, a lie.
This one's good.
You see?
All her people are loving it.
Now, Kim Kardashian walked in wearing, promoting her ex-husband's album, Donde Donda.
Donda.
And she was wearing all black with her face covered black because that's her new thing is being all black.
That was cool.
That was funny.
But she was outdone by AOC, who incorporated hypocrisy into her outfit.
And we all fell for it.
And we're all talking about it.
So in a way, I'm kind of happy.
Yeah, see, that's what the Met Gala is about.
It's about pretending to be charity, but really flaunting that you're rich enough to be able to give away tens of thousands of dollars on a lark.
They don't care what the charity is.
And AOC beat them at their own game.
So I used to say that when you catch these people without a mask, there was some sort of revelation that they had been caught.
Obama, Gavin Newsom, Nancy Pelosi, all these people, when they don't wear masks, they are totally aware of it and they could give less of a shit.
And that might be a new development.
I mean, Nancy Pelosi seemed pretty defensive when that whole hair salon thing happened, but not anymore.
No.
They don't care anymore.
What do we think of those tits?
Probably fake, right?
No, thanks.
I don't want your fake tits.
Now, if we were really good at our jobs and we really wanted to help America by reporting on the news...
I haven't cut my hair in weeks, by the way.
I hope you're noticing.
This is what we should be talking about.
Fentanyl.
Now, this woman is talking about her fentanyl facts.
You're going to have to zoom out.
And I just, I see what could be a beautiful woman, a great mom.
She appears to be relatively intelligent.
And this is a woman discussing her death.
She died.
They brought her back to life, but she died.
And why doesn't the news go near this?
Fentanyl is chemical warfare.
China has declared war on us.
Again, if they were sending air balloons, which they've done, they did this in Japan.
If they were sending air balloons across the ocean and they would pop over American soil and fall down and kill 20 people a day, we'd say this is an act of war, right?
That is what they're doing.
When these DEA agents pick up fentanyl, they wear hazmat suits.
They look like they're picking up radiation.
I talked to a fireman the other day.
I talked into him.
And he had two fentanyl overdoses last week.
But no, let's fall into AOC's fashion trap.
So look at this cute Jewish lady who had a future.
Chaik12, Chapel 12, here we are with Jessica.
Good morning.
Good morning.
It's afternoon for most people.
And I think it's nighttime on the East Coast if you're over there.
So wanted to ask you a question.
You know, there's so much changeover from heroin to fentanyl, from meth to fentanyl, crack to fentanyl.
Everybody does fentanyl.
What does fentanyl feel like?
The first time I did it, like, okay, I died.
The first time I did it, I overdosed, I died.
I thought it was crack, and I put $20 worth of fentanyl in my pipe and hit it all in one hit.
And in a matter of three seconds, everything happened all at once.
And I felt that near-death experience that people talk about.
But I mean, did it make you high?
I mean, were you highlighting that?
You forced the rush of the drug.
What was that like?
It was this rush up my spine and an explosion in the back of my head, and my muscles got all tingly.
And then it was an abyss of nothing.
A weightlessness abyss of everything.
In a comparison to a good feeling, that's what was a great feeling.
But in reality, it felt like nothing because that's what it was.
Nothing.
So the euphoria.
It's a basic feeling.
So the euphoria, you don't really know how long that lasted, though.
It could have lasted eight Narcans to get me back to life, and I was asleep for eight hours after that.
The cops kept checking on me to make sure I was alive.
And then they finally woke me up eight hours later when their shift was about to end.
Said, you got to get up now.
The next shift isn't going to let you sleep.
Eight Narcans is a lot of, basically speed.
So they gave her a ton of speed to revive her.
And those are opioid blockers, too.
She still managed to sleep eight hours on eight things of Narcan.
So did the Narcan put you to sleep or did it sober you up?
No, the drug kept me asleep.
The Narcan brought me back to life, but it was so intense on my system, how much I did, and it was the first time I had done it.
I was so against it at the time.
And that just turned me onto it.
All of a sudden, like that feeling, I chased that high and that feeling.
After that, for so long, I kept telling myself, I'm going to do it.
I'm just going to not hold my hit in as long or take as big of a hit because I want that feeling.
But every time I took a hit, I would overdose.
We're going to go to two.
Yeah, that was one of three.
We won't watch them all.
You know what hit she's looking for?
Motherhood.
Love.
I'm going to get to this later on, but Owen Benjamin's new documentary is out, and it's really good.
I tried to get him on the show, but he's so rural that I'll get a call saying, hey, can no one come on the show?
I'll go, sure, how about now?
And then 48 hours later, I'll get, sorry, just getting this.
How about now?
Yes, okay.
All right, let me get back to you.
He's very anti-internet, which also means he doesn't get back to you very fast.
You ever see this where the cop touches the fentanyl and overdoses and his buddy has to save his life with Narcan?
No.
It's pretty tense.
Trucks.
Yeah, it's a powder.
Cocaine or powder.
It took two seconds to get it.
That stuff's no joke, dude.
It's super dangerous.
I was like, hey, dude, too close.
You can't get that close to it.
A couple seconds later, he took some steps back and he collapsed.
I ran over to him and I grabbed him and he was Odin.
And went to my trunk, sick of the Narcan, came down to him, grabbed him, and I took one.
Open the other one.
Another nasal spray in the other one.
I remember just not feeling right, and then I fall back.
And I think after that, I'm going to buy some smartphone.
You can't breathe.
It was in an incident.
It's as though, like, my lungs just locked up.
I couldn't breathe.
I was trying to gasp for breath, but I couldn't breathe at all.
Yeah, that's what it does.
It relaxes you so much, your lungs forget to breathe.
Go back to the other chick, the cute Jew.
Maybe she'll get a little more interesting.
So it's two, a three.
Go to this guy's page.
Okay, maybe it's one of these.
It's one of three.
Maybe he doesn't know how to work the internet.
All right, that's enough of that.
Here's another thing that the news isn't talking about that's much more important than AOC's Chick-fil-A, fuck you.
Stop me if I mention this already, but I think this is one of the biggest articles of the year.
The Constitution has been declared harmful content.
The National Archives posts harmful content warning on Constitution, Declaration of Independence, other founding documents.
Now, I went, I bet that's abroad, because I'm a sexist.
And I ran and looked up the head of the National Archives, and it's actually a dude.
But maybe abroad made him do it.
I can't be wrong.
That's not possible.
But go back to that.
Let's read it.
National Archives and Records Administration determined recently that America's founding documents may be harmful or difficult for some users to view since they reflect, quote-unquote, outdated.
Yeah, I would imagine something from 1776 is outdated.
Biased, offensive, and possibly violent views and opinions.
In order to caution readers before they access digital copies of the offensive documents, which of course include the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, NARA has plastered a harmful language alert.
Their change to preserve and make available is blah, blah, blah.
Wait, go down there.
Something about being ableist.
Oh, yeah.
Look how annoying that layout is.
This is a real problem with the internet over print.
They just randomly, the computer jams ads into your article and videos that have nothing to do with it.
You'd never do that in a magazine.
Like that special thing should have a whole black tab that sort of pulls out.
I mean, it could maybe appear if you drag your mouse over it or something.
But look, the agency notes that some items may special.
Don't miss out.
Like, what the fuck?
It's almost as bad as Gateway Pundit.
Some items may reflect racist, sexist, ableist, misogynistic slash misogynoire.
That's a new one.
Is that racist against black women?
I've never heard misogynoir before.
And xenophobic opinions and attitudes.
It might be discriminatory toward or exclude diverse views on sexuality.
It might exclude diverse views on sexuality.
Gender, religion, and more.
Include graphic content of historical events such as violent death, medical procedures, crime, war, blah, blah, blah.
Graphic content demonstrate bias and exclusion in institutional collecting and digitization policies.
I know I got the date wrong and wrong in the Bill of Rights, whatever that was.
That was 1800s, I guess.
You called it a massage noir.
Black woman.
The opposite is true in modern America.
We have whatever the opposite of massage noir is.
Black women experience the most privilege in this country.
Oh, really?
They're the most poor.
I don't fucking care.
That's not what I said.
As far as being handled with kid gloves, you cannot beat black women.
Which is why yesterday we discussed Amber Ruffin.
And she's got such a successful, successful career.
What's the matter with my fucking enunciation these days?
Okay, that's not important.
I'm not talking about that.
Also an important news item, more important than AOC and her Chick-fil-A dress, is the Canadian media.
Ezra Levant is amazing.
He's doing a fantastic job.
He was told he could not attend this press conference for millions of Canadians about vaccines.
And he sued the government and won.
So they said, okay, okay, you can come.
Now, the government was profoundly embarrassed by this.
They came up with a decree and then were forced to override themselves.
So the solution was the following.
You don't need to hear this whole question, but you can probably start even now.
Nice job.
My question is: more Canadians have a vaccine.
And to review the obligations of the Prime Minister or the Committee.
You know what I just realized about Quebecois?
You know how my dad, because his accent normally, if he's asleep, talking to sleep, is like, and no one understands him, which is why he has that how out of my boy.
Absolutely eow one mabai.
They over-enunciate.
And Quebecois do that too, because their normal accent is like, bon, quetz fait, bon eh, enva es just my grandsement tabonnac de godis.
And no one understands that.
So that's why she's like, on plus yière des foi en va trouvet la vaccine.
She has to like carve the words into your ear so you understand them.
Of course, Justin Trudeau grew up French, so he understands her, and he understands that the rebel doesn't like him.
And that's not acceptable because he is a spoiled brat megalomaniac who spent millions upon millions, I think $7 million helping out print media because they're dying and he wants to help the economy.
You know what that means, of course?
I'm paying you to write nice things about me.
And Ezra worked out.
He goes, there's not that many people in the media.
We're a country of what, like 40 million people, 50 million people.
I forget the population of Canada.
It ends up being about 60 grand per person in media.
And that includes the sound guy holding the boom at the CBC.
And so when Rebel comes along and says, can we have some of that money?
He says, no, because it's a bribe.
What a fucking joke.
My kids are all back in school.
They're all wearing masks.
All day at school.
Lunch, they're allowed to go to certain areas.
The kids, my youngest kid is nine now, eight or nine.
He is outside with other little tiny kids playing with a fucking mask on.
Kids.
You know why?
Because they could give it to these fat pig teachers who are constantly indulging themselves.
I saw them at this local brunch spot near my kids' old school.
And they're just like, the place is insanely overpriced.
It's $15 for a piece of avocado toast and an egg somewhere.
And they're just there hoarding stuffing their big fat faces.
They're all overweight.
They're all overweight.
Without exception.
Maybe the Chinese teacher is the only exception.
And as they indulge themselves, our children have to tiptoe around them in masks lest they get these self-indulgent heifers ill.
What a fucking joke.
They're taking away our children's youth.
They're taking away their childhood.
What a crime this is.
But yeah, let's focus on the Chick-fil-A dress.
All right, that's enough of me ranting.
Let's jump over to my pet Bide.
My favorite subject.
Biden.
On him I can depend my pet.
Biden.
A monster of the president.
He's big and foolish.
Sleepy.
But a friendly monster too.
My pet.
Biden.
Wait, what?
That doesn't rhyme.
That'll be weird after Ryan's fired and we have his face in all our interstitials.
That'll be awkward.
I wouldn't fire you if it was a medical condition, of course, and you were just like walking on your way to work and you collapsed and fell.
But like to go to bed when you're remotely tired.
Everyone's tired after dinner or tired after a few drinks.
To indulge yourself and go to sleep, that's the issue.
You go, ooh, I'm getting kind of tired.
I guess I'll stay up till 10.
If I'm up all night, I'll stay up till 10 the next night just to correct it.
I won't be like, I'm tired now.
That's sort of like eating right before dinner.
I'm hungry right now.
I want this right now.
Funny meme of my pet Biden being fed ice cream.
Now, I talk about how the elites like to flaunt it.
I don't think Biden is a flaunter.
He doesn't have the IQ, or I should say the facilities.
Look at that.
He's so happy to get ice cream.
And Barack Obama, for all the things you say about him, he is definitely an alpha male.
And he dealt with this fucking clown for eight years when this clown was much more intelligent.
The Biden Obama dealt with was three times smarter and more together than the guy we got.
And if you recall, Obama was constantly rolling his eyes at Joe.
Or if he couldn't roll his eyes, he would just be going like this.
Jen Sackey made fun of him.
Jen Sackey, when she was working for Obama, talked about Bidenisms and how embarrassing he can be.
That was the good Biden.
We got a guy dumber than him.
We got a guy, our Biden today would get an eye roll from our Biden back then.
The Obama Biden would make fun of this Biden.
Let's call him the Trump Biden.
Obama Biden would relentlessly mock Trump Biden.
Come on, man.
What are you?
Got brain damage?
You sound like a fucking idiot.
Enough with the ice cream.
Okay, let's see.
Let's play a rant he did about violence and Robert E. Lee.
And I understand it because I speak Biden.
I took a night course.
But let's see if you can understand it.
You know.
What do you want to do with Biden?
I want to box it.
I should be supporting you.
You know what I mean?
But it's a specific kind of thing.
Stuff that's coming to the forest.
Stuff that's coming to the forces.
I'm telling you too much.
I love the I'm telling you too much Like I'm being too real with you I'm telling you secrets because I see you as my pal.
No, no, you're saying too much meaning you're revealing that you're a fucking lunatic.
So did you understand that?
Am I being arrogant for thinking I'm the only one who can understand that?
Okay, so he's saying Trump said he wants to box him.
He's like, man, I'll be so lucky.
And then he says the stuff coming out of Florida, meaning DeSantis or the stuff that people are saying about him from Florida, like DeSantis, stuff like that?
And then if Robert E. Lee, that one I don't get.
Okay.
So yes, I am being arrogant because it's much easier than I thought.
He's saying that people in Florida are saying that if Robert E. Lee was president, he would have won Afghanistan.
And he's saying that's an example of crazy talk.
So crazy talk is, I want to fight Biden.
And he would just kick Trump's ass in a second, he's saying.
And then it's crazy to talk about Robert E. Lee winning Afghanistan.
But I have a feeling he knew that came out weird.
And then I believe that he forgot what the fuck he was talking about.
That's what anyway means with him.
It means I forgot what I was talking about.
So I want to get out of here.
Here's some people booing him.
That always makes us feel good.
It also shows you how far the media is from the rest of the country.
I mean, you look at Daily Mail, you look at, and Daily Mail is considered relatively right-wing.
You look at a lot of the media and you go, oh, I guess I'm stupid and everyone loves Biden and I just don't see it.
But when Trump walks around, when Biden walks around, you know what Cuomo said the other day?
He said, Trump can't come to New York.
He better have an army because everyone there hates him.
Sort of.
Not really.
Not really.
Depends where you're walking.
Terrible.
Terrible.
Who the fuck are you to think you could touch lay your hands on me?
Oh, here's what I was talking about earlier.
I'm glad I put this up there.
2-5.
This is exactly what I was talking about earlier because I've changed my mind on this.
Oh, wait a minute.
No, that's not what I was talking about.
Sorry about that.
Go back.
Biden disappointed in backlash over vaccine mandates, yet his staff.
Oh, yeah, this is pretty much what I was talking about.
So here's the million-dollar question.
And it's definitely easier with the lower peons.
Hey, you never pulled up that email I sent you.
Yeah, all I have is I don't have that one.
Oh.
I got a couple of other ones from you about the Capitol and then an interview request.
And then the other ones from yesterday.
I'll dig it up.
Was it yesterday?
No, it's that cute little Asian broad.
She's half Asian and she has Eat the Rich and then it's like I'm a Beamer girl and other pictures of her and various and then a tour of her $2 million apartment.
Do you remember her?
She was big last year?
You could probably look it up.
Don't put in Asian or anything, but just like tour of her $2 million apartment and Eat the Rich, I think her shirt said.
So those ones are easy.
But these ones, is this hypocrisy hidden or is it in your face and on purpose?
So Biden disappointed a backlash over vaccine mandates.
This isn't a game, so he wants you and me to get vaccinated.
Members of Congress and their staff are exempt from Biden's vaccine mandate.
Now, here's the big question.
Do they give a shit that we notice that?
I used to think they did, and this was just bad planning, and they'll come up with some sort of excuse.
And then other people, I think it was females actually, they told me, no, dummy, they're flaunting it.
And I said, you're giving them too much credit.
I have since changed my mind.
This is flaunting now.
Members of Congress and their staff are exempt is a clear and present fuck you.
They know what they're doing.
They realize it is brazen and they love it.
Yeah, that's her.
Oh, she was an AOC supporter too.
Yeah, so she did the exact same thing.
For now, we have, oh, we have this painting of Mia Nick.
That's our usernames.
And then we have a Janana leaves here, so I think it's pretty cool.
You know what disturbs me?
Why are so many popular internet chicks sexualized look like little girls?
Like, she looks exactly like that other one who does this thing.
You know the one?
Yeah, with the eyes?
I think it's the most popular TikTok of all time.
And it's just her bobbing her pretty little head.
And she looks like a gorgeous, cute-as-can-be six-year-old.
Is this woman meant to look like a woman?
She doesn't look like she's old enough to have an apartment.
First, it comes from anime, Japanese, like that whole face thing is the Ahiago face, like this.
Right.
And then it's like the, yeah, like the schoolgirl stuff.
But the anime stuff comes from pedophilia.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's all one big bad thing.
So it used to just be only the Japanese that were creeps like that.
And now we've adapted their, adopted, sorry, their disgusting sexual habits.
And now we're jerking off to the little girls.
The nerdiness, the perversion, the pedophilia.
It's all low-T, creepy shit.
Yeah.
And We didn't even get nuked.
So we have no excuse.
I'm not sure it has anything to do with being nuked.
This is sort of off-topic for Biden, but his administration wants us to know that the Taliban have challenging track records.
Not a joke.
Secretary of State describes Taliban as people with challenging track records.
Yeah.
It's pretty darn challenging.
Let's hear this.
With regard to the composition of this government or interim government, I noted the fact that it certainly does not meet the test of inclusivity and it includes people who have very challenging track records.
That's one for the books, man.
That is one for the books.
Wow.
Challenging track records.
Austere.
Remember the austere scholar that was killed?
I think that was al-Baghdadi?
Top terrorist in the country, in the area?
We got to put those together.
Let's put all those together.
A mass challenging.
Because when you compare it to January 6th, the meandering, the way they talk about proud boys, I just saw today they were pushing for an appeal to get out because they said this is egregious.
There's no way we can risk it.
And the judge in charge of the appeal said, no, I feel the very existence of the republic is at stake if I let out Joe Biggs and Ethan Nordine.
The very existence of our republic.
So let's juxtapose the way they talk about these guys who had a minor error on January 6th.
They trespassed at a rally compared to the motherfucking Taliban, which as far as I'm concerned is inseparable from ISIS and Al-Qaeda.
It's all the same group of marauding Muslims that have been murdering people for centuries and hate us.
You know what I read today?
I think we're sending them $64 million.
And you know what the Taliban's takeaway from that is?
$64 million?
What, are you mad at me?
That seems kind of harsh.
Why don't you reach into your hearts and get us more money?
U.S. aid.
It's a ransom.
I hate to be misaginoir, but who's the woman there?
That's Tyler Perry.
That's Medea.
Medea goes to Congress.
$64 million to Afghans.
And by the way, when you give $64 million to Afghans, it's just like giving $64 million to any area that's run by warlords.
Even Live Aid.
Remember Live Aid in the 80s?
Bob Geldof raised hundreds of millions of dollars for poor Africans?
They didn't get a cent.
It all went to warlords and despots.
Grain rotted in trucks, never to be touched by a human hand.
Okay, so we don't have Owen Benjamin.
I guess we'll get him tomorrow.
But I'm going to just tease you.
If you go to buildingbearteria.com, I have the link there.
It's part one of his documentary is out.
It's kind of, it's a little bit wandering towards the end there.
It's not very beginning, middle, and an end, but it's very endearing, and it's a wake-up call.
I find these bears are very similar to Proud Boys in that Proud Boys want to focus on family.
This is more nature-based than fighting Antifa.
But where Proud Boys fight Antifa, these guys build a cabin.
You can hit play.
Just go anywhere.
I'm like, you're still you, dude.
You know, and so many people are in these like honeycombs chasing numbers.
And I know that's a good idea.
They go back to the tiny bit because he's talking about Bitcoin.
And I know some people that they're like, no way, that'd be great.
I can just pump.
And I'm like, are you insane?
Like, that's your family legacy.
And they're like, hold on, stop.
Dude, I can.
So, as usual, Owen out of context looks crazy.
He's talking about infertility and this drug could cause infertility.
And so many of his old friends back in LA comedian days go, that sounds great, man.
I can just pump.
He's going, no, we have a legacy.
We need to create families.
And at the beginning, they have this montage of all these comedians who want him to come back.
Owen, come on.
There's nothing better than a comeback story.
Come back to us.
You know who else does that?
Junkies.
Come on, man.
Ever since you quit, you've been a total bummer.
You don't have to shoot it.
Let's just do a little hint, a little snort, a little key bump of heroin.
They want him to come back to LA.
To do what?
They're all fucking losers.
All of these people that criticize the rest of us in LA, all of these comedians are childless, lost, and alone.
They cannot hold down a relationship for any amount of time.
Look at them all.
Look at all the top comedians, all the top podcasts.
Maybe they have a relationship.
Like that Korean, fat Korean dude.
He's got that pretty girl.
Bobby Lee.
Yeah, but no kids.
That Van Jones guy, not married, childless, I'm pretty sure.
Mark Maron, Bill Maher, all they do is fuck chicks.
And as we discovered on this show, that's gay.
Constantly fucking chicks is gay.
That's a gay lifestyle.
Sticking your dick at a woman and never seeing her again, it's sad.
And one thing these guys do too, when they get like in their 40s, is they send us pictures of the chicks they're banging, us married guys, and we go, congratulations, you're doing what I did in my early 20s.
Something that I don't look back on and go, that was awesome.
Holy shit.
I fucked tons of broads.
That was cool.
When you have kids, you look back at that and go, what was I wasting my time for?
I understand I want to get my yeahs out.
Go ahead.
Go try it.
But there are no happier couples than young Catholics who got married early and started churning out kids.
So when they say come back to us Owen, they really mean regress with us.
Bury your head in the cunt sand.
Keep fucking and having meaningless relationships.
Drench yourself in work and your stupid comedy career.
Eh.
Meanwhile, he's out there in nature building things, building a family.
His wife loves him.
His friends love him.
And they go, oh yeah, no, those aren't his friends.
That's a cult.
Okay.
By the way, a cult is something wherein when you leave, they harass you.
They torture your family.
You're not allowed to talk to anyone.
Everyone always says, you know, Christianity is a cult.
No, Christians don't care if you're friends with Satanists.
You can be friends with Jews, Muslims.
They don't give a shit.
There's no hassle there.
They would just like you to come to church as much as you can.
I'm like, oh my God, I got to do another live stream and yell at people for another two hours.
That's disturbing.
And you see people that'll sit at home and they'll take their extra unemployment and they won't go to work.
And the last thing they want is responsibility of girlfriend, homestead, children.
It is nice.
It's refreshing to hear your message.
And I do think it's very beneficial to hone it in.
And again, you're not just talking to yourself.
You're talking to a lot of people and you're helping a lot of people.
Like you said, I'm 36.
I'm trying to tell myself 10 years ago.
Yeah, totally.
What they should, what I would have done, and no one told me that I had learned the hard way.
That was what happened to my first kid.
He was 36.
And then maybe them, and I see young guys crushing, especially in your community that you built.
Now they're going to tell their, they're going to tell these high school kids, and they're going to stick with their high school girlfriend.
They're going to get married and they're going to start having kids in the early 20s.
Exactly.
And they're going to have four by the time I have one.
Exactly, man.
It's like, and also, and don't be, don't have your identity associated with a number because it's like, crypto really opened my eyes to money more.
I never would have known how nonsense money was until crypto came out because people are just watching it like, today I'm 41.
Today I'm 60.
Oh no, today I'm 9.
I'm so sad.
I'm like, you're still you, dude.
You know, and so many people are in these like honeycombs.
I'm glad I got that.
So we'll get him on the show as soon as his fucking PR bear gets back to us.
Okay, we're not doing that today.
Let's jump right on over to the War on Kitties.
We have a bumper for this.
That was interesting.
You see what he did there?
He sped up the song.
At the very end.
No, no, the whole thing, though, there's long pauses in between each of those lines with that.
See?
Oh, wow, yeah.
And they got some slap and bass in there, too.
Cool.
Nice job, whoever the hell that was.
And then we're over to our cool backdrop, War on Kids.
These backdrops are so well done, they make me feel cool.
I look at them and go, wow, I got a cool show.
That's like I told you about Louis C.K. When I listen to him, I feel cool because he's of my generation.
There's a plethora of these, but thank God they're finally being exposed.
You walk into a new classroom to meet your teacher and you see me.
What do you think?
Into your new classroom to meet your teacher and you see me.
What's the first thing that comes to your teacher?
Gay retard.
You walk into your new classroom to meet your teacher and you see me.
Now, you know what the subtext is, not that this requires a lot of breaking down, deserves a lot of breaking down, but what they're really saying there is, I'm gay, and I'm not ashamed of that.
And if you were to come into my classroom and see me, I hope you'd be okay with the fact that I sleep with men, or in her case, girls, right?
If you had a good kindergarten teacher and they're sitting there talking about how these are the founding fathers and this is our country and George Washington chopped down the cherry tree and he cannot tell a lie.
And then you found out down the line that this woman is actually a lesbian and is in a lesbian relationship, you wouldn't give a fuck.
Obviously, we're normal.
It's 2021.
We don't care.
But when I see that, I see a gay who identifies themselves by the fact that they eat pussies and don't like dicks.
You are a very political, you've politicized your sexual preference, which is a sign of mental illness.
And I can also tell, just by looking at you, that you're going to be injecting my children with your bullshit agenda, lying to them with critical race theory, etc.
And I'm right, because you are.
So that's what I think when I see you.
I think trouble and I get worried.
I don't think you're going to make my kids gay, by the way.
My kids aren't sexual.
So that's not really a concern of mine.
My concern is your bullshit agenda that has nothing to do with the job.
And it's one of my favorite clips ever.
We got to get this as a drop, where that teacher said, we're kindergarten teachers.
We don't teach the curriculum.
And the curriculum is already wildly left-wing and all about pronouns.
But she said, we teach about Black Lives Matter and Tifa.
We want them to know.
They probably teach everyone that the Proud Boys are racist.
We want these kids to know when they turn on the news what these groups represent.
And what they mean is what we think they represent because we believe they're propaganda because we're women and women are agreeable.
So this is what's wrecking our...
Like you just saw that clip with Owen Benjamin, right?
And that guy was saying, I wish I had had kids when I was younger.
He doesn't have fathership.
He doesn't have a patriarchy.
He doesn't have leadership.
He doesn't have a dad telling him to hurry up and put a ring on it.
We've lost our way in that sense.
So Owen Benjamin ended up there through trial and error, and he goes, Guys, let's try to realign ourselves and get families going.
That's the bravest thing you can do is start a family.
How did these people get so far away from that?
Well, obviously divorce is big, dad not being around is big, but these motherfuckers, that's the biggest part of it.
K through 12 is the root of the problem.
That's where not just our children are being brainwashed, that's where we were brainwashed.
I told you once, I was at a movie theater in Montreal, Cinéma La Mour.
There was a black guy working there, and they like it to be old-fashioned in this place.
It's a porn theater, really.
And he had white gloves on and big eyes, and he had big lips.
And I caught myself being offended by his actual face.
Like, I almost walked over and went, buddy, buddy, that's a bit rich.
What?
Well, it's an exaggeration.
They don't really look like that.
No, I am that.
You're looking at my head that I was born with.
I'd been so brainwashed into thinking certain depictions of blacks were racist that certain blacks appeared to be racist to me.
I mean, it's still in all of us today.
Whenever we see a story about a black kid who's good at math, we go, oh, great work, buddy.
You did it.
We get this like false sympathy as opposed to just, oh, good, you're good at math.
Right on.
Hope you do well.
Look at this bizarre teacher's definitions of white privilege.
I made a comment on one of Ms. April's recent videos about PBIS in which I stated that PBIS is white supremacy with the hug.
And a lot of y'all wanted to know more about that.
So here we go.
First of all, thank you to Jack Copa, who reminded me that Dina Simmons was the first to coin this term.
So thank you, Jack, so much.
So if PBIS concerns itself with positive behaviors, we have to ask ourselves, okay, well, what are those positive behaviors?
And it's things like making sure that you're following directions and making sure that you're sitting quietly and you are in your seat and all these things that come from white culture.
The idea of just sitting quiet and can you stop it?
What's the best way to learn?
Not that I think you should be learning anything in that guy's class, but isn't the best way to learn something to be sitting down quietly and listening?
Like if you go to a mechanic school where they're learning how to fix transmissions, are the mechanics running around the class and giggling?
No.
They're sitting down and taking notes because they want to get their degree.
They want to get in and out of there as much as possible and start fixing cars.
Is that a white thing?
Okay, it's a white thing.
If it is a white thing, if we invented sitting still and quietly listening, you're welcome.
You're welcome for that.
You're welcome for learning the best possible way to learn.
In his world, everything white is bad.
So if being good at chess is a white thing, then chess is bad.
What?
Is it possible that whites have invented or created some good things that we should admonish and try to mimic?
Taking things in in a passive stance is not a thing that's in with many cultures.
So if we're positively enforcing these behaviors, we are by extension positively enforcing elements of white culture, which therefore keeps whiteness at the center, which is the definition of white supremacy.
Great.
Love it.
That's how it works.
And it goes in the reverse, too, you'll notice.
If anything makes blacks look bad, feel bad, hurts them, like say enforcing traffic tickets, then it's racist.
If anything makes whites feel good, flatters them, repeats something that they've invented and their process, then that's white supremacy.
Truth be damned.
Meritocracy be damned.
That doesn't matter if these things are good or bad.
Parking illegally is bad.
The fire truck can't get to the fire hydrant when you're parked there.
But if it hurts blacks, that's a racist thing to say.
Parking legally is good.
But if mostly whites do it, then you're putting whiteness in the center, which is the variation of white supremacy.
So aren't parking laws white supremacy then?
This guy is inadvertently selling white supremacy.
It's just starting to sound pretty good to me.
I thought this was a fantastic definition of racism, too, because it's his definition, and it's really racist.
A racist is one who is both privileged and socialized on the basis of race by a white supremacist slash, I mean, brackets, racist system.
So that's, they call America a white supremacist system, right?
So if you have grown up here and you've done well, then you're a racist.
Isn't that amazing?
So everyone who's middle class enough in America is a racist.
Okay, does that include blacks?
What about, what's his name?
Will Smith's son?
Payden?
Jaden.
Jaden.
What about Jaden Smith?
He sounds pretty racist.
Go back, though, to that definition.
The term applies to all white people, people of European descent, living in the United States, regardless of class, gender, religion, culture, or sexual orientation.
Wait a minute.
So what if you're a trailer park dude?
That's you're still privileged?
What if your name's Cletus?
You got a neck tattoo, three teeth.
You grew up in the Appalachian Mountains making moonshine.
You're privileged?
Okay.
I'm with you.
So when I read privileged at the top, I thought it meant upper middle class, but it doesn't.
It just means white.
Okay, let's get back to it.
The term has nothing to do with one's intentions or individual actions.
Now, that line exists to say, if you're not racist, you don't feel racist, you love Black people, then you're off the hook.
Because if we let people off the hook for that, we're going to run out of racism.
We need a lot of racism to justify our stupid crusades.
So we're going to make people that are non-racist racist, just to get the numbers up.
It denotes, notice the two spaces after a period, which is amateur hour at the Apollo.
It denotes a relationship of relative access based on ancestral origin to the power of institutions in a white supremacy system.
I mean, that's just a fucking Campbell soup pile of words.
Relative access?
So Cletus can work at Citibank and eventually become the CEO because he's grown up in this institution of white supremacy.
And they're like, well, get your teeth done, put some makeup on your neck tattoo, and you're in.
That's just a lie.
And that's what the kind of shit they teach in schools to our kids with masks on.
Fleckis did a good summary of teachers abusing kids.
I think we may have seen a lot of these, so we'll maybe skip through.
Tifa, BLM, and the LGBTQ and Eventually Ps have teamed up with the educational system to do communism to your kids, and you are probably paying for it.
It's like us talks.
All right, right into it.
Our first example, this witch communist, I would guess, she's sort of witch communist.
She's in charge of preschoolers.
She works at preschoolers, which are kids who are like three to four years old.
And here's what she openly and unashamedly posted.
Unashamedly?
Yep.
Well, Dr. Seuss was mean to a lot of people.
Why?
Well, sometimes people are mean to others without reason when they're different than them.
It's not very nice and it's not okay.
Who was Dr. Seuss mean to?
He was mean to people who looked different to him and people who believe different things than him.
Oh, so he was racist like Donald Trump.
Yeah.
Imagine checking in with the babysitter and it's like, oh, how's Johnny doing?
Is he sitting upright?
Can he feed himself?
Is he like starting to recognize maybe shapes and like maybe can understand words or look like rhyming.
Pleckus obviously doesn't have kids.
Three years old is preschool and you should be sitting up at three.
You should be walking around talking, being a pretty normal dude.
Bullers do.
And it's like you told him that Donald Trump is racist like Dr. Seuss.
Like that's what you've been up to?
Like this person's so visibly deranged too.
I can never imagine turning my kid over to someone who's like definitely crying so much in her off time.
This person cries too much to watch my kid.
This person goes out of her way.
And now I feel like I'm having a conversation with Flickers.
And what's with the kiddie talk?
Dr. Zeus is a guy who was kind of mean to people.
He's got that sort of vocal fry.
Meets little tiny guy.
What's going on with you, little guy?
Teach about racism.
So you come home and it's like, dude, can the kid, does the kid know blue?
Blue's a big one.
Does he know blue?
And it's like, you're telling him what?
About George Floyd instead?
Just keep the kid at status quo.
We don't really need you to tell him about any systematic racism or whatever you think injustices are that are happening.
We can just keep it to like feeding and staying alive.
Would BLM still be mad if Derek Chauvin, if Derek Chauvin was kneeling on George Floyd while the national anthem was playing?
Like that's the reason.
That's appeared in a few memes.
Oh, I didn't know.
But imagine if Derek Chauvin was black.
Oh, it wouldn't.
Oh, yeah.
It doesn't matter.
And it would just be a police thing.
Yeah.
We'd never know his name.
Pool.
Stuff like that.
Nicely touching the dog.
Baby shark on a loop would be better than this.
We don't really need anything more than that.
Don't go too far out of your way.
Okay, next.
Before we go next, doing a sponsor.
And then I think he does the cutesy girl who turns me on despite her thinning hair.
We've already seen her a million times, though.
By the way, and then this guy.
One thing I want to make clear, they say blah, blah, blah, this teacher is no longer teaching at this school.
Do you know what that means?
He's not fired.
He's in a rubber room.
They cannot fire these teachers.
The union is way too strong.
So they give them the same salary and they just sit in a room.
So what these teachers do is they become alcoholics.
They stay up all night partying with their friends.
And then they sleep in the rubber room on chairs.
Skip through, though.
I want to make sure I get every teacher.
We've covered that guy to death, Gabriel Gripe.
Guype.
Look at his face and his tiny body.
You know the tranny that beat somebody in UFC as Antifa?
Yep.
I got an Antifa.
I just saw that.
Okay, I don't think he's going to give us a new teacher.
I think it's safe to hair weird bangs or situation thing.
Okay, here, let me give you a new one.
Go to 3-3 and look at what they are teaching our kids.
I'm so glad we have this as a new segment because I honestly think it's such a higher priority than so much other shit, especially AOC's dress.
I'm going to explain to you the book that he received, Mr. McKay.
I pray you're a man of the work.
Last week I asked my children if I could check the books that they picked up from the school.
My son picked up this brand new book from the shelves in class one boy.
He was an interesting question.
It was about a kid that comes up at the giving point of the press at Disneyland.
I'd like to share a few quotes with you.
On page 19, the church youth repeatedly touched the gobble stick.
And he touched one.
It was Amsterdam.
What if I told you I touched a guy's tick?
What if I told you I sucked it?
I was 10 years old.
But it's true.
I put the noble stick in my mouth.
I was in fourth grade.
It was no big deal.
He sucked mine too.
And you know what?
It wasn't terrible.
So, fourth grade is like eight or nine.
And the teacher is giving a kid a nine-year-old a book that talks about his dick getting sucked, his age group's dick getting sucked, and it not being bad.
I mean, usually we say things could be construed as pro-pedophilia.
This is, hello, children, someone's going to suck your dick, and it's not going to be that bad.
Like, these people should be in jail.
Prison.
At least they didn't storm the Capitol.
He talked about old times at the church, but never mentioned our penises or the fact that he never said 10 words to me after our little foray in the bishops.
Not a single reference to halting or tugging or sucking fix.
All I could think about while he was chutting me up was his little salamander between my fourth grade fingers, rapidly engrossing with life.
Page 230.
I don't think it's not good.
Okay, just side note.
She's obviously very nervous, and I understand that.
But just to be sexist at a really inappropriate time, that's her son, I assume.
She had cards for the previous two quotes, but she didn't have a card for this quote.
Women are basically Ryan Rivera.
Like, lady, you're talking about saving children from rape, and you forgot one of the cards?
It's like those black power Olympians who had their fists up in the 70s, but one was a right-hand and one was a left-hand.
That's because one of them forgot his gloves.
So she goes, or he goes, just, here, just use mine.
You do the right hand, I'll do the left hand, whatever.
You shared a firsty bar, then you showed me your dick, and I signed a note to my mouth, you suck each other's dick, and you're pretending it didn't happen.
What sort of diversity are you attempting to teach my child with material like this?
In addition, I'll share with you the exceptional quality of vocabulary.
I saw coming on page 66 after 44 bucks and 41 ships.
The vocabulary of the content on the shelves in our schools cannot be mitigated with policy media.
At this point, I need you to note that according to policy FFH, sexual harassment is defined as anyone that sexual advances sexually motivated verbal, non-verbal conduct or other conduct or communication of a sexual nature when the conduct is so severe,
persistent, or pervasive that it affects the student's ability to participate in order.
All right, we get it.
What a book.
I mean, I'm 51.
If I was reading that book, I'd go, what the fuck?
I'm way too young for this.
Meanwhile, in non-white America, number 34, we have a different set of rules.
I tried to research that.
I looked up woman at dog show or dog show, except it's women.
And no, nothing came up.
I even froze the frame when they showed the trophy and tried to look up the words that was like babe shots on the trophy.
I'm sorry, folks.
I could not find.
I'm not sure if that was some guy joking around on a table or an actual event.
If it is an event, we are going to the next one.
As judges, we'll be reporting on it.
I'm going to be an entry.
Just me on the table.
Yo, that's some fag shit.
Get off the table.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're really bad.
Grindface and Mob Shishn, as awesome as they are with their content, they don't do their job as far as telling us what the fuck.
Yeah, where'd you get that, Grindface?
Where'd you get that?
Bro, we got a winner.
What do you mean?
And then all of the comments are, what is this?
Is this real?
Does this happen?
Oh, this one gives us some infra.
This is actually one of the Otis symbos.
Like, there was a full-blown war in the streets, Mob Shizen posted.
And I found out later it was France, the France mass.
Oh, yeah, the anti-vaxxers versus the vaxers.
And when you first see that clip, you're like, what is that?
And he doesn't tell you, just like, this.
Yo, some niggas fighting up in France.
He wouldn't even say France.
No.
No, hell no.
You know what's cool about this jacket?
In our old studio, the pattern would form a moi.
Yes.
And it doesn't hear.
Is it because the screen is bigger?
Because look, maybe if I show you...
Here, look, I'll put a little input here.
And I'll try to make it smaller.
Okay, so that way we could see.
Yeah, see the moir coming back?
No?
Not on my monitor.
How about smaller now?
Oh, yeah, there it's happening.
Yeah, there it's happening.
That's good.
Because when I was choosing textiles from Nita Fashions, I always avoided a dense plaid.
But it looks like I'm liberated.
Free to be you and me.
All right, speaking of liberation, let's take a journey into the ultimate liberation, which is anarchy, which is Antifa, the anti-fascist movement.
It's over my left ear right now.
No, my right ear.
You fucking white man!
You've never experienced that like an hero by your body, neither am I. Look at these fucking horrible, weak losers.
Fuck your dad.
Looks at what sources.
So the narrative of that recent demo demonstration in the Pacific Northwest where Tiny was shot was a bunch of old ladies were having a rally.
I think it was anti-vax or something.
I can't remember what it was.
But because there's no police there anymore, after Antifa successfully got rid of them, they petitioned the mayor to defund the police.
It worked.
Mayor was happy to oblige.
He's Antifa.
And they got rid of all the police.
So now volunteers show up.
And they saw these old ladies getting attacked by Antifa, so they chased them away.
And one of them stopped and just went pop, pop, pop, shot Tiny in the leg, Tiny Toise, these American Samoan.
The narrative is that Tiny shot himself in the foot, and Prowboys were running around terrorizing people in Portland without the police doing anything.
Yeah, you got rid of the police.
What are they supposed to do?
Anyway, here's footage of Tiny being shot.
May want to go full screen on this.
Yeah, even kill me.
So there they are running away.
Too scared to take on, what is it, five or six Proud Boys?
And there it is.
Look how premeditated that is.
That's not self-defense.
And that's Tiny at the front, I think, getting shot.
And that's when he's going, oh, my leg hurts.
If I'm not mistaken, I don't want to jump to conclusions here, but does that seem like the body type of a young male black kid?
Like...
I thought you were going to say a woman.
Oh.
They have longer legs for sure.
Often slender legs.
And something about the movement.
I don't know.
And even the runaway.
Okay, let's watch it in real time with racist eyes like you and see what we can see.
I don't know.
Something about the demeanor.
Like, that's confidence that a lot of Antifa members don't have.
He's very tippy-toey.
I mean, this is going to sound racist, but basketball, when you see kids playing basketball, they're very tippy-toe.
They know how to run.
They know how to.
I don't know.
I can't make a decision on that.
But I did notice watching it this umpteenth time that they seem, go back, predominantly female.
You know what I mean?
Oh, yeah, right there.
There's at least four females, right?
There's one, two.
And remember, these are masculine females, so even the ones that look like dudes, like that guy in the top, one more up.
Like that guy at the very top, I think is a chick, just an ugly lesbian chick.
Oh, this one here?
Yeah, that guy.
That's definitely a girl.
That's a girl.
That's a girl.
That's a girl.
I believe maybe this one, too.
I was documenting their recent violence.
I think I got their death toll up to like 35.
Sounds like I was killing people on their behalf.
I found at least 35 deaths that are either directly or indirectly linked to Antifa in recent months.
But Andy No does a great job of it.
Yeah, that's ancient news, that Antifa death toll.
Go to 3.6.
So August 14th, Antifa's, this is less than a month, right?
August 14th, Antifa stabs Hispanic man, lacerating his heart and punching his lung in LA.
That's the guy there, the top picture, that weird Jewish tranny Cohen, I think.
That dude that wants to be in a female prison.
August 22nd, Antifa shootout against 65-year-old in Portland.
Antifa gathered bullet casings before police came.
I forget that one.
Yeah, me too.
And then September 4th, Antifa shoots Samoan man in Olympia, Washington.
So Real Clear Politics did a documentation of this.
3.7.
Real Clear Investigations, a resource on violent political unrest, continually updated.
Now, if you zoom in on this, you'll see the key facts and figures for...
Go to the top there.
So the top is the meandering.
The middle is George Floyd.
And then the inauguration riot is the last one.
So it's only the first one that is patriots, right?
No fatalities for cops, despite what the left tells you.
140 officers assaulted.
Officers who died.
Non-officers who died, Ashley Babbitt and three others.
Arrests, 570.
Assault, estimated damage, I think it says 1.5 million.
It's kind of blurry.
And then we have, go back to the top again.
Oh, the George Floyd riots overall.
Look at that.
$1 billion to $2 billion in damage.
I disagree.
Those numbers came out early, and those numbers are based on who had insurance.
They're doing insurance payouts.
A good 60% of small businesses have no insurance.
So the number is much more like 3 billion.
We had 80 weapons, 44 assaults, 16,000 arrests.
How many officers, non-officers who died is what, 620?
Is that what that says?
Zoom in a bit more?
On the George Philip.
Oh, 6 to 20.
6 to 20.
Yeah, it's hard to say.
And then officers, police officer fatalities, 1.
Oh.
Non-officers who died 16,000.
No, that's arrests, arrests, arrests.
And then let's go to the last one, the inauguration riot.
You're going to have to move it a little more because I've got the camera in the way.
0.12, 0.234.
Yeah, that's irrelevant.
That shouldn't even be there.
I think the more interesting juxtaposition is the first two.
And another third juxtaposition would be media attention to George Floyd riots that are mostly peaceful to the Capitol riot, which was, according to many, worse than 9-11.
And then finally in Antifa, Andy No versus Chad Loader.
Chad Loader is a guy who calls himself a journalist.
He's a violent Antifa extremist who was recently served restraining order.
Antifa extremists has been trying to intimidate me into silence for reporting out he was forced to turn in his firearm because of a restraining order to retaliate.
He's spreading defamatory lies and quickly deleting the tweets, but I have receipts.
Surfshark fell for the hoax.
So Surfshark was a sponsor on Postmillennial, and they were Antifa harassed out of their promotion.
Why do you run ads on a site by Andy No.
See, this is amazing.
Chad Loader's a violent extremist.
He sends one tweet to a company and they shit their pants and shut down.
That's a big part of all these problems here.
Look at the face.
That meme, sorry, that emoji sums up the problem with this corporate wokeness and how scared they are.
Media freedom is one of our core values, so we're going to punish a journalist.
And this is just speechless.
What a bunch of fucking dorks.
Next.
When people say Andy No provides kill lists for journalists, they're not kidding.
Andy No just tweeted a how-to guy for murdering me and my child inside our home when he colluded with a proud boy currently under federal investigation to do it.
So I guess he showed footage of Chad being served his restraining order.
And the argument is they can see Chad inside his house.
So that is doxing him.
Meanwhile, all Antifa does is dox.
Keep going.
That was the end of that.
No, but there should be another picture of him with a teacher covered in blood.
Maybe go down?
Yeah, there it is.
Oh, that was the preacher, right?
No hate rallies in L.A. Get the fuck out.
And that's that street preacher guy covered in blood after Antifa bashed him in the head.
Did you see they found him and unmasked him?
Who?
I just saw this.
I liked it on my Twitter, so I'm going to find it.
It's funny.
The guy who beat up that priest?
Yeah.
I assumed it was Chad Loader.
It's like a pudgy Asian guy.
I'll look for it.
Zandy No.
What's the next picture there?
I'm a journalist?
I am not a journalist.
I'm an activist.
I'm speaking to a specific community who knows how to read through the lines.
Oops.
You said the quiet part out loud, Chad.
All right.
You better find your thing because we're about to dip into the mail B. Yeah, I don't want to put this on hold any longer, so I'll just look for it.
Okay.
Let me touch it.
All right, dudes.
Hey, Ryan, look up hood slash vlogs on Snapchat.
It is an endless supply of videos that demonstrate why, in large numbers, blacks and whites will never get along in America.
Snapchat is still a thing?
Yeah, kind of.
Looks like they have a site.
Hood Vlogs?
No, this is a different thing.
I guess you got to look on Snapchat.
I don't know if we could see.
Oh, that must be...
Unless this is it.
This must be the videos from their Snapchat put on a website.
This seems like they're doing tours of their neighborhoods.
Coming over here might be the last thing you do.
That's all I got to say.
It's real BMF.
You ain't getting money out here.
You don't know nothing.
You don't know nothing.
What y'all really doing?
On the strip, what an above that.
We normalize the chaos over here.
This block's different, but you're not going to understand it unless you're from here.
If you ain't from here, just don't come here.
Now we out here.
Look at the goofies.
Woof deals popping.
Wolfie.
Always held me.
See, this is what I was talking about when I was talking about race.
This is a group that is ethnically and culturally different from the rest of America.
Let's isolate the discussion of race to them and not Javier Bardem and Kamala Harris.
They're not invited.
If you tough enough to get to the middle of the project, you like that.
I ain't going to hold you up.
But right here, it's 10 buildings.
We got damn near three on the 5th, 3 on Linux, and then the rest of them is in between.
You see the kingdom lights right there?
Like, we used to play ball around a certain time.
Like, I used to give it like 10, 11 o'clock.
The lights would go out.
Once the lights go out, oh man, God bless.
Take it in the crib because the niggas know people gonna book you.
You gonna get harmed out here once them lights go out.
But they keep the lights on because they know we be on bad time, but the niggas still could get hurt.
People that played at the rucka, I went on a ride along there, and a woman had about, I don't know, eight grand in cash.
And her cousin called some dudes and had both of them get robbed.
So she's like, oh, no, oh no, what's happening?
Meanwhile, she had set up the whole thing.
And the girl was crying to the cops about the money that was stolen because it was her tuition money.
You get that?
No.
Oh, fuck.
I fucked up the joke.
I didn't get it at all.
No, there's nothing to get because I got it wrong.
She said it was her intuition money.
Oh, that's funny.
Yeah, you can't correct it.
It takes away the whole funny fun.
Hey, Cleef Squad, check out this study that broke.
With the current variant, 48% of parents are experiencing little to no symptoms of COVID, although they test positive.
When are people going to wake up to this stupid shit?
With the current variant.
So are they vaccinated, though?
A new study suggests that almost half of those hospitalized with COVID-19 have mild or asymptomatic cases.
So what are they doing going to the hospital?
They should have just stayed home and taken their horse dewormer.
Dear Gavin Ryan, I can't stop laughing days later at a moment that occurred during your last live show.
It may potentially be the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Oh my.
Reminiscent of the Mr. Show sketch where David Cross is hosting a live show that airs on TV the next day, a constant feedback loop of Gavin yelling at Ryan ensues.
Yeah, I remember that.
There's a fantastic sketch where David Cross has a call-in show that's not live.
So he announces that it's about dog care, but by the time it airs, it's next week.
So people who are watching the show are watching the previous weeks, and the previous week was about whether to get a swimming pool or not or whatever.
And so people keep asking about the swimming pool because that's what they're seeing.
And then over the course of time, he gets more and more stressed out until he's like bald and he's got big bags under his eyes.
The pre-taped Colin Show.
Two priceless minutes of hearing 30-second delay, irate screaming coming out of the caller's end.
You may find it more frustrating than funny.
Okay, I got the time code 135.
Hello, can you hear me?
Yeah, let's get it.
Can you hear us?
Well, they can't hear me.
Wait.
Hello, can you hear me?
This better not happen.
Hello, can you hear me?
Thursday, Ryan.
So I didn't do a Skype restart.
Let me try that.
Yeah, let's give that a whirl.
Let's give that a fucking whirl.
It's not happening, sir.
You said 1.35.
Definitely when we're at work and we have free time, let's definitely just listen to podcasts and dick around all fucking day.
All right.
We get it.
There was feedback on that.
Non-stop.
Tent is a bad time.
Narrow.
What's that time code?
1.35.45.
Hello?
What the fuck?
Hello?
Hello!
Okay, now show the Mr. Show one.
Hang up on that.
Instead, call about cooking, which is next week's topic.
Okay?
If you wanted to talk about the elderly, you should have called last week when our pet care show was airing, but we were taping the elderly show.
This is the 9-11 mailbag thing again, too.
Okay, so here we go.
Hello.
Hi, Ken.
Great show.
Thank you.
What can I do for you?
My dog has a disobedience problem.
Okay, okay.
There you go.
Okay.
That's boo-boo number one.
Hopefully, that'll be our last.
Okay, look, if you wanted to talk about fun stuff.
Yo, Gavin Rai, I've noticed when abortion activists talk about abortion, they always say an abortion is a deeply personal choice.
If their babies are just a clump of uninformed cells, why would this be such a deeply personal issue?
Crush that zygote and get back in the saddle.
Wait.
Again, with the fucking grammar.
If their babies are just a clump of unformed cells, why would this be such deeply personal issue?
Such a deeply personal issue, Chris.
Please read your letters when you send them to us.
Let's try again for the fifth time from scratch, and I'll have to edit as I talk.
I've noticed when abortion activists talk about abortion, they always say an abortion is a deeply personal choice.
If their babies are just a clump of unformed cells, why would this be such a deeply personal issue?
And then he goes, crush that zygote and get back in the saddle.
I think they know deep down they are doing something very wrong, but maybe don't give a shit and it's just political.
What do you think?
Your letter's ruined because you didn't read it.
Hey, Gavin Rye, how clueless was it for those two talentless minstrels to try to convince people to get the vaccine by singing a parody song that's basically calling everyone fucking morons for not complying?
Real convincing, Amber.
Yeah, Fox News.
I guess what they were trying to do, though, was say, if you refuse the vaccine, you're as bad as us Fox News guys.
What's this?
Communist fuck?
Yeah, that's an ancient Chinese secret, but maybe not everyone's seen it.
Joe Biden's Awakening in Trudeau.
Things to cover here, but look to Dr. Sherwood.
Are we moving?
Joe Biden.
Wake up.
Joe Biden.
Wake up.
One of the things that I strongly believe is realized,
Brian is my Joe Biden.
Hello, Mr. President.
Wake up.
This administration is elder abuse.
The Hague is going to take America to court, world court.
We're all going to jail, folks.
No.
I hope they have another planet with room for 331 million prisoners.
And then there's the communist fuck, Trudeau thing, I'm sure everyone's seen, but you can go check it out if you want.
Might as well play it just so everyone can see it.
Okay.
This is from Bill Cosby, Elliot Page at the Met Gala.
I saw someone else put this up and go, who invited little kids?
She's such a weirdo, man.
Look at her weird shoes.
Zoom in on those.
Valentiaga.
That's like hack, high fashion shit.
And then look at her suit.
It doesn't fit.
Your sleeves aren't supposed to go down that far, there, my dear.
Our very own Josh LaCash said, it's her bomb mitzvah, everybody.
When women become men, they always look like 13-year-old boys.
Okay, last one.
Oh, crap.
Look what I could do.
You press tab.
Or this button, rather?
You can zoom in on whatever you like.
What's the button?
It's right below escape.
The little tilde.
Oh, cool.
Pretty neat.
Dear gay, Tard and Chinkerbell.
Baby Monsters is faggy, but I've been struggling to think of a good replacement nickname for his fans.
It's not it's it's settled.
The suggestion box is on fire for a reason.
Baby Monsters is what you're called.
This really just happened.
What?
Look, and Norm McDonald died.
What?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
That so sucks.
61?
Secret battle with cancer.
Wow.
That's terrible.
He was like one of the only funny guys still in like mainstream-ish territory.
Yeah, he never faltered.
He never capitulated.
He never bent the knee.
No matter how politically correct things got, he was edgy in the 70s and 80s.
He was edgy last week.
What a stalwart of comedy.
What a relentless wit Norm McDonald was.
No one denied his wit.
Not his worst enemy.
He was one of the most talentless, whoa, talented comedians in American history.
Just real.
Just like naturally funny.
A Canadian.
He was so good in every situation.
And like I just fucked up and said talentless because I'm imperfect.
He never fucked up.
You never saw him be awkward.
And if you did, it was a bit where he was trolling you.
He was really the first troll, the ultimate troll.
He kind of invented it.
Yeah.
He trolled Weekend Update.
Nobody did Weekend Update like him.
He was like, they always were like, dude, that's too much.
Show the picture, the video of him on Weekend Update where he's talking about women and comedy, and a woman wrote that joke.
Well, that's the end of the letters page.
Holy shit.
Actually, you know, when I was on Saturday Night Live, when they wanted to do Weekend Update, they wanted me to do it with a girl.
They wanted it to be two people.
Look at this.
Right here.
But I said no.
I said no.
But I said, it was very funny because it was a big argument because they go, because Lauren goes, no, no, no.
Like Lauren has all these theories.
And he goes, no, you'll bring, if you get a girl, you'll bring her the comedy and she'll bring you the sex and Ginger and Fred.
And I'm like, what?
Weren't they dangerous?
I didn't know what he was talking about.
But I said, I don't really want to do it with somebody.
Just let Franken do it or something, you know?
But he really wanted me to do it with a lady.
And then Steve Martin was the host that week.
It was really funny.
And then Lauren goes, let's hear what Steve has to say about it, you know.
So then Steve Martin comes in and he goes, Norm, Norm's, we're talking about having maybe Norm and a co-host do it, you know, do it with a girl.
What do you think of that, Steve?
And then Steve goes, oh man, he goes, I did this award show last week, and he goes, they put me with some stupid actress, and we had to, you know, present the award together, and she wrecked everything.
So he kind of says that.
So he pulled it out of the fire?
Yeah, I was really lucky.
Because I saw a weekend update where you were talking about that.
It was probably at the time, I'm guessing.
How Canadian is that guy?
Holy shit.
Being away from Canada for so long, I hear the accent like crazy.
Whereas when I moved here, I would be like, what's everyone talking about?
I didn't say a boot.
But now you hear...
Anyway, don't talk about yourself at a fucking obituary.
No one ever really had that accent, which is kind of odd, right?
Yeah, maybe he came here so early, you got rid of it.
Norm McDonald's Best Jokes on Weekend Update.
Maybe it'll be in that one.
I cannot believe he's dead.
How cool of him not to mention his cancer.
So many other movie stars, like, pray for me here.
I'm just getting out of the hospital.
No interest at all in seeing those.
In Music News, Dr. Jack Kravorkian has performed and recorded a one-hour CD of his own jazz compositions for the flute.
You know, Dr. Kravorkian, I've listened to your CD, and I've got some advice.
Don't quit your day job.
All right?
You know, murdering old people?
Stick with that.
Stay away from the flute and stick with the murdering old people.
This is my advice.
Earlier today.
He saves a bit that wasn't landing.
Even though I think that's a good joke.
He wrote all these, by the way.
The anti-jokes was kind of all him, too.
Or just like a joke that just fell flat on purpose, like belly-flopped on purpose.
Is the one you're thinking about about Sarah Silverman?
No.
Okay.
Ever, a Beatles memorabilia took place in Tokyo.
Among the one-of-a-kind items on the block were Paul McCartney's birth certificate, a white Mercedes-Benz owned by John Lennon, and rarest of all, a photo of George Harrison not looking haggard.
Have you ever seen them developing a pill which can give women orgasms without having sex?
Read about this revolutionary discovery in my new book, The World's Most Dangerous Drug.
Him on Rotten Stern and Roten Conan, too.
It's just like the most memorable moments of both of those shows.
Yeah, yeah.
He would make everyone so uncomfortable.
And he loved it.
It's a four-minute joke that goes nowhere.
It was fucking hilarious.
Oh, I remember this one, yeah.
Oh, man.
Well, that's way too bad, man.
I don't want that to happen.
Let's look at one more thing from Norm.
Just go to Norm.
Is it MacDonald?
Yeah.
MacDonald.
Another great Scott.
Videos.
And then what is it now?
Any license?
What's his most popular video?
This one is a best of Norm.
It's an hour, 35 minutes.
Stand-up about coronavirus.
That was brand new then.
Yeah, there's a bunch of really great compilations.
35 minutes of Norman Donald Trump.
Okay, do the best of Norm McDonald.
Let's just land the needle anywhere in the record.
Okay.
Just to show how good he was.
How's everything going?
Man, couldn't be better.
Life is fantastic.
Yeah.
I like life, man.
You do, really?
Oh, my God.
People are complaining about it.
First of all, you're lucky enough to be alive when you think about it.
You know what I'm saying?
Your mother had to have sex with your father.
Your grandparents had to have sex.
Grand-great-grandparents had to have sex.
It's lucky you're alive.
My God.
It's amazing.
I'm so happy every day.
You should be sad because it's just a fluke.
There's so many, many more people that never got to be alive.
That's an interesting point, I guess.
If you do the math.
So when people talk to me about it, I'm like, man, it's the greatest gig in the world, being alive.
You get to eat a denny's, wear a hat, whatever they want.
Get haircuts.
It is.
Well, good.
I'm glad life is going well.
I know.
Kill us.
Okay, that's enough.
Dude, is that a sign?
That was really rough.
We were about to give up, and I said, no, let's look at one more.
I don't know what compelled me to say that.
And then I said, drop the needle anywhere.
I meant in the middle somewhere.
You started at the beginning for some strange reason, and it was about life and how we should all be happy to be alive.
Is that Norm speaking to us from the afterlife?
Saying, guys, don't mourn me.
I had a good run.
You enjoy your own lives.
And don't take it for granted.
Right after, we're talking about Owen Benjamin, too.
He says, it's Norm McDonald, not Morn McDonald.
That's the nicest too-soon joke a man can tell.
Okay.
Let's go to the final video.
It seems pretty pointless after this heavy news, but we got to do it.
I think this is something Norm McDonald would have liked.
He enjoyed awkwardness and uncomfortable moments, and he enjoyed mocking insincere.
If there's one thing Norm McDonald was, it was relentlessly sincere.
That was kind of the secret to his comedy, is that he didn't care what you thought, and he was never a phony.
You know what I mean?
He was never trying to ingratiate himself with you.
Yeah, that's the more important angle, is that he was never trying to kiss your ass and make you like him.
He did not give a shit if you liked him or not.
He wasn't trying to get in your pants.
Unlike this dude in Big Brother, who thinks he's in a movie.
I'm pretty sure.
No.
I know.
Christian, I'm real.
You can always look at me.
Tell me.
You can always look at me.
You can always look at me and see home.
Wow.
That's.
You can always look at me and see home.
Wow.
What a show.
What an amazing turn of events.
AOC's dress does not matter.
What matters is your legacy, your family, building something real that lasts, character, showing your kids' character.
As Owen Benjamin says, the most important thing you can do this lifetime is make a family.
Build a future for your children and cherish every day you have.
Get off the internet.
Get outside.
Stop lamenting some dumb mistake you made 10, 15 years ago online.
Coulda, woulda, shoulda.
That's a total and utter waste of time.
As Norm McDonald said, it's the fact that we are here.
The odds of that are unfathomably small.
Show some gratitude to the guy upstairs and pay him back by spending less time working about some dumb cunt's dress and more time worrying about getting up your wife's dress and making some babies.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave and never stop fighting.
It was a massive dumb.
Wow.
And you sit around and laugh at us.
Medical doctors gave that to me.
It is incredible.
It helped his family.
It helped me.
It helped everybody.
And murder or Sauci.
Don't want you to know.
And he wants the planet to himself.
And they want you dead.
Well, guess what?
Rolling over and dying.
Something to me.
You little murder and dying.
And they just go riddling.
Watch me.
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