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Sept. 10, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #114 - MATTY IS DYING (Part 1)

Possibly our last episode with Matty. He's going into heart surgery soon and who knows what's going to happen?

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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Tell the man not to waste your time.
If the man broke, the man he a joke.
So you gotta get loose with the henny and the cook.
Three, two, one, girls wanna have fun.
If the man don't dance, he's done.
Tell him, move on, get the man gone.
Now can I get a coke with my rum?
Shouldn't you have the video up?
That's a thing.
I love it.
I love it.
Who's that now?
Is she African?
She's got fake ID.
Oh, I don't have a pen.
That was very Azalea Banks.
Let's play that.
It's kind of like a more of the world music stage.
It's a combination of Azalea Banks and that dance hall chick who is Dutch, I think.
And she wins all these.
She won a bunch of dance hall awards.
And then she got so drunk with power that she drunk drove and died.
Wow.
She got loose with the Henny and the Coke.
Yeah.
Grey Goose got that girl feeling loose.
Play Azealia Banks though.
Is this a rip-off or an homage or what would you call it?
Is it just the same genre?
You know what people don't get about New York?
Harlem Blacks and Brooklyn Blacks are as different as white New Yorkers and black New Yorkers.
Oh yeah.
Harlem Blacks are hustlers.
They wore skinny jeans first.
Brooklyn Blacks were still wearing baggy jeans and Timberlands ten years too late.
Brooklyn Blacks complain about racism and I could die every time I get in the car.
Harlem Blacks are like, we're having a party on Thursday.
This is a new jean line I'm making.
She's a Harlem Black.
She's been, uh, blowing up lately.
She has, like, new singles that are charting and stuff like that.
Oh, really?
She's playing at Webster Hall sold-out shows.
She's, like, on fire right now.
She was making a song about Kanye.
She's a great kind of crazy.
She is a nutto.
I had lunch with her and Milo, but Milo's gorgeous black husband was there, and, uh, they just talked about astrology the whole time.
Him and her, I mean.
Astrology.
Astrology.
Liz.
Yeah.
He's a super interesting dude, too.
Like, he grew up poor, and he's doing, like, his doctorate in social studies and stuff, but he also is corny and a gay, so he's talking about astrology, and he's like, yeah, well, that's the thing about Jupiter right now.
I mean, it's so unpredictable.
I mean, isn't Jupiter over on the northwest crescent side?
And they're both talking, like, remember Liz?
Yeah.
I'm going to dinner with her tomorrow.
What?
I'm going to dinner with her tomorrow.
Really?
Yeah.
Wow.
That's crazy.
She texted me today.
This is the other chick that sounds like the one that died in the car accident that I accused of being drunk, which is probably not fair.
Inure.
Remember this jam?
What's it got like a billion million views?
Oh Calabria.
Let's see how many views it's got.
This was the number one hit dancehall song in the world.
$1,300,000,000 views.
This song is infamous.
She's dead?
It's got such a Euro vibe, doesn't it?
Yeah.
Even the video.
Like, Europeans just can't be cool.
I don't know what it is.
What happened, Europe?
You can speak in a fake Jamaican accent.
She of course had a Jamaican dad who was not around, raised totally white.
So this is cultural appropriation.
Sorry to ruin it for you, what a buzzkill I am.
Nice.
Remember I learned this on acoustic guitar and it was very cool.
People were like, I didn't know you could do that.
I was like, yeah it's fucking notes bro.
What the Sam hell are you talking about?
When you learn this riff, I'm going to throw the burnt beat, burnt beat, and it blows black people's minds.
Oh, really?
The guys I used to smoke with, they're like, I can't believe she's dead.
Yeah.
Can you show me a pen or a pencil, dude?
All right, let's start the show.
Welcome to Get Off My Lawn.
It is September, I don't know, ninth, probably.
We are going to go to callers soon.
There's a few things we have to cover.
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Can I get a pencil or a pen or something?
Just throw it to me.
Nice throw, dude.
Thank you, sir.
Too late.
You failed.
No, this is stupid.
Hangin's too good for you, son!
Hangin's too good for youse!
See youse, people!
Boy, that reminded me of my dad right away.
Would your dad scream like that?
But your dad wasn't Scottish.
No.
He was English and Czechoslovakian.
When I hear yelling, it just takes me back.
It took me a while as a kid to realize he's not mad, he's just very passionate.
Yes.
My mother hit you with love.
Yeah.
Like my dad might go, there's not one pencil in this house that is sharpened!
Why is every pencil in this house dull?
He didn't want to kill you.
Would he pull out a knife and sharpen it?
Yeah.
And if the eraser ran out, my mother would use bread.
Really?
To erase the pencil.
I'm like, okay.
My dad never erased anything.
You're a liar.
He was never wrong.
There you go.
Rule number one, I'm never wrong.
Like the time I should have been crying, but I didn't have the tears, so I spat on my finger and I put it in my eyes and he comes up to me and I go, I am upset about it dad, I'm sorry.
And he goes, I spat!
So Scottish.
So good.
And I'm good at it too now.
with my dance. - You're good at it if you will. - If you will. - Where I'll be like, "So why are you late?
"Oh, our bikes got stuck in the mud, "but it hasn't rained in three weeks.
"So where would the mud be?
"Let's go look at the mud.
"Take me to the mud that you got stuck in." - Aren't you embarrassed?
It just gets deeper and deeper.
That's the least gay thing Sebastian Maniscalco's ever worn.
Aren't you embarrassed?
That two-tone thing, we were just talking about this before the show, because Matty's getting a very severe operation where matrix-like snakes are going up his crotch and down his neck to go into his heart and scar certain tissue.
Why are they scarring the tissue?
Uh, to kind of Make the electrical current in my heart go in a certain direction so that my heart contracts and beats correctly.
We are living in the year 3000.
Yeah, they're going through both femoral veins and my jugular in my neck.
Like little snakes.
Yeah.
And some of the snakes are needles, some of the snakes generate heat with lasers.
Well, they have to go through, they go through the veins into my right atria, punch through the muscle that goes to my left atria.
They pull, they leave the catheter there, they pull the needle out and then they put the laser in there and they... So it's sounding like this is your last show with Censored.
No, it's a couple of weeks.
This is the goodbye episode.
I'll be back.
What a great run.
Can you text or email Ryan?
Do you have Ryan's email?
Yes.
Can you send him those pictures of the operation?
Sure.
Dude, they're from the future.
We normally don't do news on these days because we kick everyone out at 30 minutes in and then we go behind the paywall but there are some things we got to cover because tomorrow's all 9-11.
We'll be talking about 9-11 the entire time, about Islam, about Islamophobia, about how You know, we said never forget, we kind of forgot.
So we'll examine all that, the conspiracy theories, my stories, my friends who lied to me about what their involvement was.
The rampant lying that surrounds 9-11 is disturbing.
It's a damning testament to Generation X's need for attention.
I know of too many people that injected themselves into that day posthumously.
Made themselves, well they didn't make themselves dead, I just want to say a big word, but made their family members dead, said they were dealing with death.
They were lying.
So send your letters to mailbag at censored.tv.
We won't be reading any non 9-11 letters tomorrow.
And then we're gonna party.
So things that have to be covered.
Biden has declared war on the unvaxxed.
He clearly hates the unvaxxed more than the Taliban.
I'm not exaggerating.
And I would argue that the media and the liberals, the left, hates the un-vaxxed more than the Taliban.
Whenever I hear about the un-vaxxed, I hear about they need to be rounded up.
They need to die.
I hope they don't.
They should go to their church and be able to die.
There's an anti-Christian element to it.
And then when they talk about the Taliban, I'm seeing words like challenging.
You see that Taliban is challenging?
They've had a challenging past.
They've had a challenging past!
I've had a challenging past.
Murdering women and gays and Jews.
The weird thing is, too, a lot of gynos, Jews in name only, liberal Jews, are doing this, defending them, as they do with Palestine.
And you're like, you're the first to go, dummies.
Like, I care about you more than you care about you.
Click on those pictures.
The sheer unseriousness of Western liberalism goes, oh we clicked away, goes what?
Without saying, but this State Department voices, a dangerous sharp focus at moments like this, State Department voices concerns over all male Taliban government.
Yeah.
Do you have any idea who you're dealing with?
You're worried that the Taliban might be a tad sexist?
In Sharia law, if a woman is raped, a man needs one witness to say she wasn't raped.
A woman needs two.
If a man has 13, she needs 26.
She is literally worth half of a man.
That's Sharia law.
Never.
Sharia law also says that gays are illegal.
It says a lot of crazy shit.
Yeah.
You know, Proud Boys had a rally in New York a long time ago and a common picture of me is me going like this with like a t-shirt on and you imagine it's some like, get back to Africa, Negroes!
But I'm actually bitching about the sexism and homophobia in Sharia law.
And the rally was kind of a trick.
Where we said, let's do a anti-Sharia law rally.
Antifa will show up just because they hate whatever we love and love whatever we hate.
So we'll expose them as fans of Sharia.
Anarchist left-wing liberals defending Sharia.
And that's exactly what happened.
Lauren Southern was there.
They threw piss on her.
They threw piss that they bought online.
Fox piss.
Yeah, our buddy Fatwa Jaff, who ended up doing a year in Rikers for the fight after my talk much later.
He had some woman attack him with a hot coffee.
This is a crazy story.
So she threw a hot coffee at him, he deked it out and he shoved her to the ground.
So he got charged with assault?
No, he got out of there, cops never found him, blah blah blah.
For the next year and a half, he would regularly get a Quran mailed to his home.
Saying you should read this.
There's a lot of great information in here for you How the fuck he wasn't arrested.
There was no paperwork So that I guess they saw his face.
She works with people.
I don't know face recognition And they didn't dox him.
They just found him and Spooky.
Spooky.
Oh, I thought this was interesting.
I'm almost genocide.
There's some group called the Myth of White Genocide in South Africa.
It's not happening, I guess.
So Christopher F. Rufo, the leading authority on critical race theory, talks about this white supremacy pyramid.
And advances the idea that conservative commentator Ben Shapiro is the foundation of white supremacy and Donald Trump is moving society on a path towards mass murder and genocide.
But can an orthodox Jew be a white supremacist?
According to the left, remember it's white supremacy with a tan this week.
It's multi-racial white supremacy.
Larry Elder is the black face of white supremacy.
But click on that graph, because what I find interesting about this graph is when Trump started out and someone called you a Nazi, you'd go, whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, that's not true at all.
And then they go, Trump's a Nazi.
Anyone who supports him is a Nazi.
Plenty of Israelis are Nazis.
And you go, oh, wait a minute.
This is a weird term now.
I don't understand.
So I don't know who that dude next to Ben Shapiro at the bottom is.
All Lives Matter, according to this chart, is the beginning of genocide.
How is that for irony?
Can we digest this please?
Saying that all lives matter means you want to kill groups of people.
Like, what's the imbecile?
I went on this website.
I don't know who the fuck is funding it.
Well, they're forbidding it right here.
They're saying, don't fall for it.
If someone says All Lives Matter, what they really want to do is kill, I don't know, blacks, Asians, Jews, gays, clowns, intellectuals, I don't know.
Meanwhile, it's the left that has committed all genocides in history.
The Nazis were national socialists.
Stalin was a communist.
Pol Pot.
I mean, I guess Muslims are the only non-communist mass murderers.
Anyway, go back to that chart.
So it starts with Ben Shapiro and some dude I don't recognize.
Then it's our own William Petzer.
Remember him?
He's a guy who's fighting for his life.
He was in a gunfight last week.
I keep trying to get him on the show, but uh...
He's living in a war zone.
Then a Pepe Frog.
Trump is veiled racism.
We're getting closer to genocide.
Then it's, I guess that's the Prime Minister of South Africa.
Donald Trump.
Then it's Tommy Robinson, a man who doesn't want Muslims to rape young girls.
If you don't want Muslims to rape young girls, then you are promoting genocide in South Africa.
Help me out here.
Then there's me.
Calls for violence.
KKK, Neo-Nazis, burning crosses.
When was the last time a fucking cross was burned?
What clown world are we living in?
Then we have Richard Spencer, who is an extremist, yes.
I guess the next pictures are rallies.
And then we have the Christchurch thing that keeps coming up.
That weird Northern European dude who killed a bunch of liberals.
Like, where's all of the Muslim genocides at the top?
Like 9-11?
Like San Bernardino?
Like Orlando?
We'll be talking about all this tomorrow.
Well, the guy from San Bernardino got a little press today because he was glad to hear that the American government was capitulating and catering to the Taliban who defended Al-Qaeda.
Did you see that the guys we traded for Bo Bergdahl, the fucking trader, are now all part of the top brass in the Afghan, in the Taliban government?
First of all, you don't fucking negotiate with terrorists.
You kill them.
That's it.
Doy.
So all of that, that chart was done by a company that says that there's no white genocide in South Africa.
None.
Okay.
What about the white concentration camps, Greg?
Can you milk those?
There are 42,000 white South Africans living in poverty.
And then they go, were they just poor?
No!
They're second-class citizens.
It's against the law to hire whites above blacks.
And blacks are the majority, so whites are legally starved to death in these camps.
Like, if there's an argument for a refugee, shouldn't it be these people?
What about, and if you hate that they're white, okay, how about Christians in Northern Iraq?
Can they be the top of the priority list?
And I talk to liberals about this and they go, oh, I see how it works.
So you get to be a refugee if you think like me.
And I go, yeah.
Yes.
That's where we're at.
Oh, don't Google white farmers.
It's not a pretty sight.
But I'm at the point now where I agree with the left on everything.
Like they go, I'm a demon.
I'm a Satanist.
I want abortion.
Yep.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Oh.
Yeah, don't put it up on the screen.
There's new ones and they're really worse than before.
They boiled a ten-year-old boy alive in front of his family.
I think there's ones that we've never shown on here.
What's common now with these white farmers is they will kill, slowly murder, every member of the family.
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- Hey Mercedes.
- Hi Gavin.
- How are you doing?
- Well, I've been better.
I am in jail still and it seems that I have gotten anemia from my COVID experience.
Now we're recording you live on the show.
We're shooting right now.
Folks at home, this is Mercedes Carrera.
She was a pro-mega free speech activist and adult film star.
We believe she was framed for bizarre sex crimes.
She's been rotting in jail ever since.
No hope of a trial.
And she was diagnosed with COVID.
And what did they do when you were diagnosed with COVID?
They just threw you in a room with other people with COVID, right?
Well, yeah.
Well, I was first placed in the quarantine unit, which was filthy, for two days.
And then I was put in an isolation unit for only two days after I had a positive COVID swab.
I received absolutely no treatment whatsoever.
And then I was put back in my regular unit.
And I didn't even receive a cough drop.
Not even a cough drop the whole time.
And now, 60 days later or so, I suddenly am diagnosed with anemia.
I feel absolutely terrible.
And the iron they've been giving me, I still have shortness of breath.
The iron they've been giving me has not been helping.
And I believe I have autoimmune hemolytic anemia as a result of having received, having gotten COVID and not having received treatment.
And I haven't received proper care.
I need corticosteroids.
Good luck getting them inside the jail.
So now I've got all of these, these issues as a result of having gotten COVID in the jail system.
Do you think they're trying to kill you?
you?
You know, it seems like it, doesn't it?
And, you know, my ex-husband is the doctor that manages the triage care at Arrowhead Hospital.
What's his name?
His name is Dr. Louis Tran, and he does all of the medical care for the inmates here at West Valley Detention Center.
So if I go to the hospital here, you know, I'm a little concerned about my well-being because when he and I were together, he used to say things like, oh, inmates, they only go to the hospital because they want a turkey sandwich.
And he's also said, well, you know, it'd be really easy for me to kill someone because I'm a doctor.
So I'm a little concerned about that.
And I'm a little scared to go to the hospital for treatment.
And he's, he's in charge of all the doctors.
Yeah.
So I'm kind of, So were you, are you being killed by the state because your ex-husband is powerful or because you are MAGA?
You know, it's really hard to say.
It's kind of strange that every single person who, right now, not only would be speaking out about the obviously phony election results, but also the fact that, by the way guys, China is moving to a completely Bitcoin-style currency.
As of February 2022, I don't know if you guys knew this, but China is moving to a currency that is completely digital.
And they will be announcing this at the Winter Olympics.
We're not covering that.
You're better at knowing what's going on outside the jail than we are.
Yeah, well guess what?
China's going 100% digital with their currency as of February 2022.
Kind of fortuitous, isn't it?
It's a little strange.
They're keeping everybody focused on all these other issues and nobody's looking at this currency stuff.
Kind of makes sense whether they're running up our currency.
Maybe it's going to implode.
Let's talk again soon.
We gotta let you go.
We gotta get back to the show and leave the paywall.
Love you guys.
Love you.
Bye.
That's it, folks, for the free part of the show.
We are now going to go behind the paywall.
I'm going to go pee.
Maybe when you come back you can talk to Matty.
I don't.
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