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Sept. 7, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E26 - GET OUT OF THE CITY

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	College football is really back when a Jam-Pack Lane Stadium is singing along to Enter Sandman.
	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGuinness.
	Look at them getting pumped at Virginia Tech in North Carolina or something.
	How badass is that?
	Tens of thousands of people rocking out.
	All right.
	I haven't seen you guys since Thursday, so we've got a lot of catching up to do.
	Oh, Friday, Friday.
	And yesterday was Memorial Day weekend.
	I mean, Labor Day weekend, so we gave you zoobs.
	And now we're just going to have to fucking rock hard and power through this show because we got pages and pages of stuff.
	Lots been going down.
	And none of it can wait till tomorrow, Ryan.
	Hell yeah.
	So it's a rock out party show.
	You know the song I was going to play?
	Another fucking jam.
	This made me cry, actually.
	Brand new Amel and the Sniffers song.
	Like from this morning.
	Check it out.
	It's so fucking good.
	And you know what she has that's so rare?
	She has rock star status.
	Like her moves are like Mick Jagger.
	She's got the moves like Jagger, I guess you would say.
	But you see, I can't think of another person that has that.
	This makes me want to buy Coke.
	I wanna die, stay the country.
	I want to get out of here.
	I'm sick of looking at the features.
	On the walls of the gray walls, the TT.
	I wanna drive in the country's dark.
	I want the brains in my hand.
	I've been touching your legs.
	I have my head in your head.
	Everyone is wondering if I'm back with you.
	This is my fight.
	All right, you get the idea.
	Australians are better than us.
	Too bad they live in a prison.
	I don't know, Gavin, that was several hundred years ago.
	It's not a prison colony anymore.
	Yeah, yeah, it is.
	Tune in.
	I want to go to the country.
	I'm sick of this city.
	I've had enough of the Bronx.
	I've been spending a lot of time in the studio because my wife's away with the kids, so I've been getting a lot of work done.
	And I bring the dog in and I walk him and I'm just like, you people have no fucking self-respect.
	I just garbage on their lawns.
	Days and days go by.
	Cookouts in a parking lot.
	There's backyards everywhere.
	And they just don't give a fuck.
	Like, and it's getting more violent too.
	Shootings are very common now.
	So whenever you see a fight, like there was one I just saw the other day where this guy's honking by the gas station.
	And this white dude in flip-flops, who is a New Yorker, you could tell, is like, what the fuck are you honking at?
	There was a woman before me.
	And he's like, fuck you.
	The black guy says that to the white guy.
	And then he goes, fuck you, you son of a bitch.
	No racial epithets.
	And then the black guy's, oh, this is the wrong neighborhood to be talking like that.
	And he gets out, and you're like, okay, I'm going to jump in if this gets too hairy.
	I'm probably going to be on the white guy's side.
	But now you have to imagine a...
	That's the new thing with fights.
	The shootings, because there's no ramifications.
	And just the other day, north of us, in the top of the Bronx, there was an argument that breaks out.
	And it's a father and son, 35, 20.
	Well, here, I'll show you the story with the news.
	Go to racism.
	It's right after 27.
	They get into an argument.
	And this kid, he's probably, I don't know, 18, 19?
	Just 24, sorry.
	He just goes, it used to go, as Anthony Coomey said, it used to go right to punches before any kind of talking.
	But that's a pipe dream now.
	Now it goes right to gunses.
	Police say the 24-year-old son shot an off-duty officer who then returned fire.
	CBS2's Christina Fan reports.
	Round after round of gunfire pierced through this Bronx neighborhood Sunday morning.
	The NYPD says a man and his father were arguing with a group of people at this bodega on Valentine Avenue and East 180th Street when the son pulled out a gun, drawing police.
	Two off-duty police officers who just finished their shift with the 4-6 present were leaving.
	They observed the shots being fired and engaged the suspects.
	Police say the 24-year-old son fired at officers.
	They returned fire, killing him.
	The suspect's 45-year-old father then picked up his son's gun and fired more rounds at police.
	Immediately after the shooting, the suspects were fighting.
	Anyway, so that's what went down.
	Normal police shooting in the Bronx.
	I mean, being a cop in New York today is insane.
	And that area of the Bronx isn't that bad.
	But this, look at the locals' reaction.
	These are our neighbors.
	That's in the next link.
	They were not impressed.
	So here's what you got to understand.
	They know that it was self-defense.
	They know the police didn't do anything wrong.
	That's not the point.
	The cops are just another gang.
	They're the blue gang.
	Not Crips, a different blue gang.
	So someone from that group killed someone from our group, so fuck you.
	So they tried to burn down the precinct.
	They poured gas on police vehicles, attacked the cops.
	There he is, with cops in it.
	Which isn't a big deal these days.
	I'm sure he'll get a $20 fine.
	No bail.
	Anyway, that's why I agree with Amel and the Sniffers that we gotta...
	I want to get out of the city.
	Speaking of the city, this is old news, but look at 1-3.
	Can you imagine the worst part about this would be the sewage if you were stuck in an elevator with me, because I'd be shitting my pants.
	So it would be 50% water, 50% poo.
	Why is the woman handling everything and he's filming himself?
	Way to save the day, dude.
	I'm worried about electricity is one thing.
	I see a light on there and I'm in water.
	And then my first thought was, aren't there, in all the movies, there's a roof, there's a ceiling thing.
	But then say you get up there and all of a sudden, it starts going up to the top floor.
	Now you got to jump back in, I guess.
	What would you do, Ryan?
	You know nothing.
	I don't know if you'd get smushed.
	Why?
	Because there's like the thing that has to hold itself to the thing.
	It's not complete.
	It doesn't just go flush with the top floor.
	Like you could just lay down, I'm sure.
	Yeah, that makes sense.
	There's going to be some sort of pulley system.
	Yeah.
	But maybe there's a plate and it gets sucked through the cable goes through a hole.
	Oh, I see.
	Well, then I'd be smushed.
	Yeah, so the question is, what would you do in that situation?
	So you can get out if there's the latch.
	We don't know.
	If I was in that situation, I would look for the latch.
	If there's no latch, I don't know if there's much you can do.
	Try to pry the door open so that way some of the water goes out.
	Like, guys, help me.
	Do this and then maybe...
	Maybe the water level's higher outside the elevator.
	You just let the water in.
	Well, upon getting a little pry open, you would then see.
	When you could close it again?
	Yeah, just let it.
	Because isn't it on like a...
	I can't imagine anything I'd like less than to be stuck in an elevator with you as it filled with water.
	I'm a problem solver.
	I would figure it out.
	You can't figure anything out.
	This one I would, though.
	What's 11 plus 19?
	That's tough.
	11 plus.
	So 20.
	Is it 30?
	Yes, it is 30.
	Also in the news, my friend Joe Tonelli, who is a compulsive liar and a meathead, did I tell you this already?
	I don't know yet.
	So he's driving another bartender home.
	He's the guy who says Arnold Schwarzenegger taught him how to became his fighting mentor.
	And he disarmed two guys with shotguns at the bar and then told them they better leave as he turned the shotguns on them.
	His lies are insane.
	He lied and said he's going to a therapist to deal with his lies.
	I mean, that's going in the National Smithsonian Museum of Lies.
	That's perfect.
	But anyway, he goes, I'll drive you home.
	Don't worry about it.
	Don't worry about it.
	So he starts driving home.
	And of course, this is the night of the flood.
	Police bears.
	My car's toast.
	My car's ruined.
	And there's cops blocking off the areas that will ruin your car.
	So he does what any smart person does.
	He drives around them and into tit-level water.
	This guy's great.
	Now, I was just talking to Jimmy about this the other day, and I'm like, wait a minute.
	If it's up to the, he said it's coming in the windows.
	If it's that much, then you didn't slowly go into it.
	There must have been a bang.
	Right.
	And I go, why'd you take your shoes off?
	And he goes, I didn't.
	The water took them off.
	And I go, sounds like you had an impact there, buddy.
	He doesn't remember he was blackout drunk.
	Anyway, Joe can't find his car.
	So I started a GoFundMe for him.
	It's called, what's it called?
	Get Joe a new car.
	See, I figured out how to hijack the bar TV.
	So when he's not looking, we put up unflattering pictures of him above his head.
	That's one of the nicer ones.
	But Go Down.
	Yeah, he's a compulsive liar who drove past a police barrier during the hurricane.
	He claims he rescued his pal Jimmy.
	Jimmy disputes this and has told him to stop telling this story.
	At any rate, they're forced to swim away from the car and walk back to safety.
	Oh my, I heard another one that he goes when Jimmy gets out, he goes, speaking of Joe, there's a guy there who was present on the scene.
	He's walking his dog for some reason.
	And he goes, hey, buddy, I think your buddy's over there.
	I think he's crying.
	Joe was sitting at the edge of the road sobbing.
	Oh, Joe.
	Anyway, I put in five bucks, which is the minimum.
	Someone else put in five, and we were up to $15.
	That's only in four days.
	Wow.
	This thing could be topping $20 by the end of the week.
	I might put like two bucks in there.
	No, it's got to be five minimum.
	Believe me, I tried to put in 50 cents.
	Then never mind.
	And now there's a new theory starting that he's lying.
	Because he's lying about having a job at FedEx coming up on the 27th.
	he's going to deliver packages.
	So he has to come up with an excuse why he's not going.
	So he's pretending his car is toast.
	Interesting.
	But then that means he doesn't have a car for the next month as part of a ruse.
	And the car was definitely up to the point where water was going in.
	So that's not a lie.
	That's irreparable.
	You're done.
	Your car's done at that point.
	Anyway, let's have a new segment here called Good News.
	We get a lot of bummer shit going on seeing black gangsters try to burn cops alive.
	But I'd like to lighten up the mood a bit with some fun news.
	For example, Josh Denny, our own Josh Denny, got censored.tv mentioned by our own New York Post.
	Food Network disowns host after abortion stance.
	We regret giving him a platform.
	So everyone's calling on Food Network to fire Josh Denny, who hasn't worked at Food Network for three years.
	Now, he wasn't fired.
	He just noticed that Ginormous Food was doing really well, so he demanded more money.
	And they said no, and that was the end of that relationship.
	I'm more of a, let's keep the show going and then we'll renegotiate later kind of guy, but he wanted to get paid what he was worth.
	But look at this.
	Ginormous Food, go by.
	Ginormous Food, which showcased restaurants serving America's most gluttonous oversized portions, premiered in January 2017 and ran for 24 episodes.
	He's currently the creator of Next Week Tonight, a future news program, which premiered in 2021 on the far right.
	Oh, I didn't see that part.
	Online outlet, censored.tv.
	So are they trying to insult him by saying he's on a far right thing?
	Yeah, they definitely are.
	This isn't the first time it's landed.
	So that went all over the place.
	And he basically says things like, if you can't get, he said, abortion's not illegal.
	You just can't do it after six weeks, you slut.
	Wait, let's always, this is my new favorite thing.
	Let's look at the journalist.
	Who is that?
	Oh, no.
	First you click on his name and see his other pieces.
	You are cut.
	Yes.
	Okay, so fat, gossipy stuff.
	Keep going.
	Ah, soap operas.
	Married sex doll.
	This guy's looking like a gay.
	Hunks.
	Leave it to Beaver Star.
	Yeah, so he does TV stuff.
	So he's a homosexual.
	Or Dominican retard.
	What's the difference?
	But let's look at him.
	Yep, that's him.
	Is that a gay?
	It's very, very neatly coiffed hair and beard.
	The whole face says straight, the lips say gay.
	Let's see some more pics.
	I can't imagine a straight man writing about TV.
	I should probably put his name in quotes for the 50 millionth time.
	Let's do a whole montage of me telling Ryan that.
	So there's only that one picture, huh?
	I'm surprised that's not who I would have pictured.
	Other great news.
	A man murdered a pedophile who touched his kid and is getting zero jail time.
	Of course, this is in Russia where they're more free than us.
	Russian father who killed pedophile friend after finding footage of him raping his eight-year-old girl should not face murder charge.
	Shouldn't friend be in quotes?
	Because he's actually a pedophile, so fuck it.
	Oh, wait.
	It's just the local saying this.
	Well, we know of a guy who killed a pedophile.
	That guy.
	Holy shit.
	That guy with the eyes was not charged.
	And we interviewed his son, who's like 50 now.
	That's a very old story.
	In other good news, this is our third great news thing.
	Matt Goetz.
	Remember Matt Goetz?
	So there was a while there when it was looking like Ron DeSantis and Matt Goetz are the new guys that are going to replace Trump.
	So we had to talk shit about both of them.
	They said Matt Goetz fucks 16-year-olds, 17-year-olds, prostitutes, and his dad was, I forget the exact story, but his defense was this is all made up.
	And the FBI threatened to blackmail my dad.
	And they go, okay, Matt, nice defense.
	Turns out he was right.
	Prosecutors say Matt Getz's father was an extortion victim after all.
	Whoopsie-doopsie.
	Now, what was that story?
	Was it the FBI that was trying to extort him or criminals?
	No, no, no, it was criminals.
	And they said, we're going to frame your son, talk about 17-year-olds and all this shit.
	And he said, go fuck yourself.
	And then they called the FBI, the DOJ.
	And then remember, 60 Minutes went after Ron DeSantis.
	Now, a lot of people think this is some like giant puppeteer.
	I don't think it's that simple.
	I think there is cohesion, but they're all the same Borg mind.
	So they all saw, when I say they, I mean all of the media, left-wing politicians, left-wing pundits, the Borg saw that those guys were in the lead, and the Borg, like a group of ants, just went at them.
	And they failed.
	All right, that was too much fun.
	Let's get uncomfortable now with this chick I discovered by accident.
	She's a fun-loving, sexy model who is also severely handicapped.
	Okay, look at this.
	Look at this.
	So she's doing a fun bit on how you dress slutty when you're single, right?
	But look at her foot.
	Look at the way she puts her foot down.
	She's called wheelchair glam.
	Now look at her whole page.
	I'm afraid the shoe thing doesn't really apply to you.
	Which we got from the very first thing because her foot didn't fit in the boot.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah, how did she do the leg thing?
	Somebody lifted her leg.
	Someone must have plopped it down each time.
	I mean, no offense, my dear, but you're not really invited to that shoe joke.
	So she just looks like a passed out.
	I mean, this is so mean.
	I'm sorry.
	I just sent this to someone I know, and they responded, mean.
	I'm like, I didn't say anything.
	Yeah, they're being mean.
	You're just showing them.
	Here, go to the top.
	Go down.
	Let's see that first video.
	Hi, everyone.
	Happy Sunday.
	I wanted to address some of the questions I have been asked from my last video relationships.
	Is it right to talk about your disability?
	You've come across as a moment.
	That's not cool, do you?
	It's down to personal choice.
	As long as we are being honest.
	Okay.
	Alright, this is Bombing.
	Let's drop it.
	I called her a bitch.
	She's just chilling.
	Nandini Jandindi, the Indian cunt who sits in her mansion in Germany where she's married to a rich hunk because in Germany they have so much white guilt that brown people are just two times hotter than they are in real life.
	So she got someone out of her league.
	And what does she do with her extra time?
	She sabotages the American right.
	Breaking Google Ads has terminated its relationship with Gateway Pundit.
	Who's going to cover this story?
	DM me.
	This is a big, big, big story that is only being covered right now by weirdo right-wing sites, I guess like ours.
	Who's going to scoop this up?
	Just a year after Google's CEO was asked about censoring the site.
	And there we have it.
	Our goal is to enable free and open, blah, blah, blah.
	I mean, when you get these, why even read them?
	Incites hatred, right?
	Inciting hatred.
	What a fucking ridiculous concept.
	All they do is incite hatred against...
	Remember when Trump was in office, the vitriol that Ivanka Trump would get and all the other Trumpers?
	Like, they talk about killing us today.
	In fact, shit, I hope I have that in here.
	Go to 2.9.
	Yes, okay.
	Stop, stop.
	You want to talk about inciting hatred?
	Let's check out your average lefty today.
	These Trumpers keep cheering on the Taliban.
	It's because they're terrorists.
	They're all working for Putin.
	So we need to turn this around.
	And if you're not in California, you can do a lot to help by sharing this video, making videos of your own, letting everyone know.
	You got to vote no on this recall.
	We got 11 days to make this happen.
	And again, talk to the trolls in the comments.
	You'll determine real quick.
	They're either racist Americans, you know, racist Republican Trumpers in America, or they're foreign trolls, and they're Nazis.
	They're all Nazis.
	We don't need to cut them any slack.
	It's almost an insult to Nazis because we had 70 years to figure out why Nazis were wrong, and these people kept it alive.
	So yeah, they're going to end up in camps.
	We'll have water in the showers, but they'll end up in camps.
	They've told me that they won't have water in the showers for the camps they want to put us in.
	They're Nazis, okay?
	We'll have water in the showers, but they'll end up in re-education camps for life or until they convert from Trumpism back to America.
	Now, all Trumpers' American cards revoked.
	Let them know.
	Their American cards are revoked.
	They're not American anymore.
	And we might as well pursue actual conditions for that so we don't have to deal with their votes either.
	They're going to try to stop us from voting.
	We can stop them from voting because they actually don't deserve it because they betrayed America for Trump and Putin and the Trump virus genocide.
	We got to stop them.
	No.
	Thanks for watching.
	Thanks for sharing.
	Thanks for making videos.
	Thanks for making videos.
	Thanks for making videos.
	You made the videos.
	You're thanking yourself?
	What a fucking weird.
	What is his utopia is a dystopia.
	So in his utopia, 50% of the country is prisons.
	Because 50% of the country he would define as Nazis, right?
	We got to go somewhere.
	There's already prisons.
	They're busy.
	So I guess everyone gets to work building these big re-education camps.
	Who's generating the wealth?
	Plus, I bet you most of the people that you round up are above middle class.
	The ones you call Nazis.
	So it might end up being much nicer in the education camps than it is outside.
	We might end up having like, it'll be like that in Mad Max where they have that school bus that keeps everyone out.
	Remember them?
	They all wear white?
	I think that's Road Warrior.
	And then Humongus shows up.
	Okay, let's dive into some feminism.
	Got a lot to take on today, kitties.
	Do we have a feminism bumper?
	Yep.
	Feminism.
	Simple, clean, beautiful.
	I was told to get over that font, and it's like that on purpose, and I'm stupid for objecting to it.
	Okay.
	My neighbor, Amy Siskind, is the gift that keeps on giving.
	What did she do today, folks?
	It's different every day.
	Hello.
	Oh, yeah, this is perfect.
	This is my favorite thing about Twitter.
	It's the Twitter hypocrisy mirror where you're exposed.
	She's a fucking idiot And a deeply bitter, resentful person.
	What did Tucker call her?
	Remember if there was that Muslim mass shooter?
	And she goes, yet another white man out killing people.
	And so Tucker featured her on his show and said, she's a former finance ghoul who now sends rude tweets for a living.
	Texas Tal, pray for Texas women.
	So, to be clear, the feminist stance in this image is that if you will not allow a woman to have an abortion after six weeks, then you're as bad as a place where women are in garbage bags.
	I mean, those burqas are made of polyester and it's 110 degrees.
	You're in a fucking garbage bag.
	Have you ever noticed that when you wear a polyester shirt, you reek because there's no ventilation?
	That's just a shirt.
	Imagine it covers your entire body in 110 degree heat.
	Not to mention just constantly whipping and beating women for various offenses like not wanting to be in a relationship with their man or blaspheming or being judged to blaspheme or not putting out enough.
	They don't have consent in these countries.
	You just fuck and she better take it.
	That's it.
	There's no such thing as no there.
	Oh, dude, speaking of, oh, and what's the other one?
	The women were assaulted with rifle butts, tear gas, and metal clubs.
	Taliban fighters crush a woman's protest, and she has two broken hearts.
	Like these women that defend Islam would not last a millisecond over there.
	I got to interrupt the show to tell you a fucking story.
	No, let me show you one more and then I'll interrupt the show.
	Here's another awesome Twitter hypocrisy mirror.
	2-3.
	Our favorite Hassan Piker.
	What's his name?
	Hassan...
	What's his name again?
	Is it...
	I don't know.
	Hassan Minaj?
	But that doesn't look like him, right?
	No, you fucking retard.
	You don't know who this is?
	Hassan Piker sounds familiar.
	Yeah, he's the guy that was on The Young Turks, and he's a really successful TikToker now, who's also a communist who hates the rich, who just bought a $3 million home that we featured on the show.
	Is Drake's whole brand being corny as fuck now, or what?
	That's his question.
	And that's his look.
	Even the bangs hanging out of the hat.
	Eh.
	Corny beats whatever this is.
	I don't know what the fuck this is.
	He's got a decapitated rich man on his shirt.
	Game over, rich people.
	The new thing with him and his followers is rich means billionaires, not millionaires.
	Millionaires are just normal.
	Okay, stop the show.
	Here's my story.
	My buddy's Spanish, and he's at this bar, and there's these illegal aliens there.
	Now, this popped into my head because we're talking about consent, and I said there's no consent there.
	I don't think there's consent in Mexico.
	I mean, the age of consent there is 12, and the women who are crossing the border, it's just a given that they're going to get raped.
	So they take birth control as like days before they cross because raping is like part of it.
	And that was kind of the culture to a degree when I was young.
	Like Bonnie McFarlane in her book, You're Better Than Me, she talks about how she was old, like 18, and still hadn't been laid.
	I went through a similar thing at 17.
	And her friends are like, you better get laid.
	It's taking way too long.
	So some guy's downstairs, and she's like, no, no, I don't want to.
	And then she's like, get off of me, get off of me.
	Her friends upstairs, her female friends could hear her.
	And they went, relax.
	She's got a pop her cherry at some point.
	This is getting ridiculous.
	Just let her.
	So they allowed for the rape.
	And that was considered, that wasn't considered bad back then.
	That was considered poor sportsmanship.
	Now we're talking, what, like, probably 1990?
	Anyway, so he's at this bar, and there's these illegal aliens at the bar, and they're crying, and they're talking, and he understands Spanish, obviously.
	He's from Spain.
	So he hears them talking about how much they miss their families and their country, and they hate it here, and I haven't seen my wife and kids in two years.
	And the guys want to cheer him up.
	And guess what they come up with?
	Let's rape the barmaid.
	We'll stay here till everyone's gone.
	Then when she's cleaning up, we'll take her in the back room and rape her.
	There you go, buddy.
	Cheer up.
	Now, that says a lot.
	It says that rape is part of their culture.
	It says that they're not sending their best.
	And that's what Trump always said about who gets sent over the border.
	It also says, like, let's go, you know, smash a window.
	It's like a rude thing that's not the end of the world.
	And I remember this, George Lopez said, you know, in gringos, you know, the wife, she says, I have a headache, you know, for Chicanos.
	We hear that and we just roll over and go, oh man, that sucks to be you.
	So he was joking about how rape is a normal part of their culture.
	So anyway, my buddy, he goes, all right, guys, let's wrap it up here.
	He buys them a shot each.
	This is a strange way to handle the situation, but it worked.
	And then he funnels them into a cab and makes sure they all go home.
	And then he stays to make sure that she locks up and she's safe.
	So he saved her from being raped.
	Oh, and one other thing.
	It sucks to immigrate.
	It's a lot to handle.
	And they're not happy about it.
	So it might be, one thing might be their rape stats are so high, not just because they're rapists, but because they're in this shitty situation and it's stressing them out.
	It's not natural to be ripped out of one culture and thrown into another where you don't know anyone.
	You can't see your wife and kids.
	I'm not justifying their rapiness.
	I'm just saying there's a lot of factors in that story and they're all bad.
	Oh, we're still in feminism, though.
	That works.
	I was talking about this with Zubi yesterday, but I want to pull up the picture just so we have it.
	Michelle Wolf got abortion banned.
	You see, when normal people hear abortion, even pro-choice people, if they're moderates and they're sane, they go, oh, I don't want some 14, 15-year-old girl having some kid.
	It's her drug dealer's baby, and he's not going to be around.
	And she has a bright future.
	It's pretty new.
	She just missed one period, I guess.
	That's a lot of pro-choicers.
	Then the feminists got so arrogant, they started wearing shirts to say things like, I've had 24 abortions and bragging about it.
	I loved my abortions.
	And then Michelle Wolf did this whole thing.
	What is that word?
	The something's 10th annual salute to abortion.
	The what?
	The breaks.
	Oh, that's her show, The Breaks.
	So she did a big parade.
	Show up and have fun.
	By the way, that song I was about to sing was the KKK anthem.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Show up and be counted.
	Show the world that you're a man.
	Show up and be counted.
	Go with the Ku Klux Klan.
	We are a sacred brotherhood.
	We love our country too.
	We always can be counted on when there's a job to do.
	Knowing that full thing does not load...
	Well, it's ironic because I know it from my anarcho-punk days because there was a band called Consolidated.
	And they were PC before anyone.
	They were the first.
	And I'd listen to them all the time.
	I'd go to their shows.
	I was a big fan.
	And one of their songs starts out with that.
	So I've inadvertently heard it in anti-anti-KKK song.
	But anyway, yeah.
	Do do do.
	This got abortion banned.
	Pretty good body.
	Maybe the smell of Satanism.
	If you're pregnant and you want to be pregnant, don't get one.
	It's up to you and it doesn't have to be a big deal.
	Ugh.
	So the moderates I was just talking about who go, I don't want it to ruin her life, they see that and they go, oh, okay, fuck you.
	Yeah, it's not birth control.
	Fuck you.
	It is birth control in Russia, by the way.
	They treat it like it ain't no thing because they have no souls over there.
	But that's what we have here.
	We have women totally abusing it, treating it like nothing.
	And every time I talk to pro-chorters, they're like, but what if she got knocked up and she has a choice and blah, blah, blah.
	But what they're doing is they're taking their world that they grew up in that had abortion and has abortion.
	And they're saying, what if you couldn't do that?
	If you were already in a place where abortions weren't done, then you wouldn't be throwing the pussy around the way you do.
	Because you'd know your cousin Cheryl, who got pregnant by that guy, Mark, and Mark's been playing child support since he was 17, and he doesn't even see the baby that much, and it's a horrible mess.
	And they tried to reconcile, but they don't.
	And you'd see her go away for a year while she does the pregnancy and all that.
	So all of a sudden, fucking is a huge deal.
	And the funny thing about it is that's what these liberals are now threatening.
	They're like, we're going on a sex strike.
	No more slutting around.
	And the Christians are like, oh no.
	You're not going to be a whore anymore because we banned abortion.
	That's what we were going for.
	What was that?
	Next link.
	A little bit of it, please.
	Here's something I want to say that's very important.
	And in clown world, you often catch yourself saying, I can't tell if this is a joke or not.
	Stop saying that.
	Just enjoy it.
	It doesn't matter if they're kidding or not.
	You laugh.
	I watched Fast and Furious Nine.
	They weren't trying to make me laugh.
	I was laughing my ass off the whole movie.
	Once you forget about intent, you can just enjoy everything.
	Terrible commercials where the white guy's a dunce and the black female scientist is solving all the problems.
	Enjoy that.
	Have a laugh.
	It's all parody.
	This is funny.
	Doesn't matter what they were going for.
	This is funny.
	Period poverty doesn't just affect women.
	Two-spirits, trans men, non-binary people, and genderqueer people can all have periods.
	And arguably, period poverty may be higher in these populations.
	Here's why.
	You ever seen a tampon dispenser or a box of free tampons in a men's bathroom?
	What about a period aisle not labeled feminine hygiene or pink boxes all around it?
	Periods can be a really tough and dangerous time for people that aren't cisgender women.
	So if you're donating period products or putting them out in your workplace or school, make sure they're in all bathrooms.
	Or at least that all people have access to these products.
	Because blood has no gender, baby.
	Period poverty doesn't just affect women.
	I get a British Columbia vibe from this woman.
	See, like, that's a great character.
	I don't care if it's Dana Carvey doing it or not.
	This seems like anti-Lotus.
	Like, I'm getting a Lotus, but, like, bizarro Lotus vibes.
	Dude, I just had an idea.
	Let's give her a show.
	This chick.
	Yeah.
	Say all your crazy shit.
	Right.
	No holds barred.
	They'll call it like the angry liberal or something.
	That'd be fucking awesome.
	Yeah.
	Die cis scum.
	Let's, let's, yeah.
	Oh, my God.
	That's such a great idea.
	Folks at home.
	Because then they'll take the deal.
	It'll be a good deal.
	I'll offer like good money.
	And then she'll get rejected from her community, and then she'll actually become rather based.
	She'll be like, they all cannibalize me.
	Oh, mate.
	If you go to censored.tv right now, you see black people.
	Oh, that's true.
	So I could say, like, we're a free speech network that really enjoys your content, and we'd love to have you on.
	Folks at home, can you help me track her down?
	I'm going to try.
	Yeah, there's a lot of black people.
	I couldn't get Dariel Scarcella.
	Wouldn't it be funny to do a poster, an ad for Censored?
	And we have Candace, Cornell West, Zuby, Wayne Dupree, Larry Barnes, all that.
	And it says, it has all of them together, no white people at all.
	And it says, Wakanda is alive at censored.tv.
	That's amazing.
	Dude, look at the front page.
	It's Wayne, Candace, Cornell, meanwhile in Africa with African people, and then Zuby.
	Yeah.
	Literally everybody in here is black.
	Now is the right time to strike.
	Did you understand what she was saying about period poverty?
	No.
	Okay, I'll explain it to you just for fun.
	If you're a man who has female genitalia, which I guess is her, you can't get, it's often hard to find places to put your used tampon because you're in a men's bathroom.
	There's no dispensary.
	There's a garbage.
	Can't you wrap it up in toilet paper and throw in the garbage?
	And there's not like tampon doohickeys.
	You can still go to CVS as a man, but it's just not easy, okay?
	It's poverty.
	Which brings us to another LGBT thing, 2-7.
	Britain is a fucking...
	Every time I think we couldn't be worse here with freedom, I check in on Britain and go, what the fuck?
	So Middlesbrough defender Mark Bola charged with aggravated misconduct by the Football Association for a tweet he wrote at the age of 14, which I believe is eight years ago at this point.
	And I had to parse through this to try to find out his sin because it's so horrific they can't even type it.
	But I think he just called someone or something gay.
	Or this guy's acting like a faggot.
	When you're 14, I don't think there's any other word in the English language when you're 14.
	You say, hey, faggot, could I faggot a faggot?
	It's every verb and every noun.
	Even like, you would walk into your baseball dugout and you'd be like, what's up, fags?
	It's almost not negative.
	Or like, should we make two trips with the groceries?
	Don't be a faggot.
	Just give me the milk if you think that's too heavy.
	I don't think there's a 14-year-old in the Western world who hasn't said faggot, including faggots.
	So do they show his thing?
	Look, it's like they're talking about that thing in Raiders of the Lost Dark where if you look at it, your face melts.
	Reference to a sexual orientation.
	This sounds like religion.
	This is what we're living in.
	They got rid of Christianity and we have a new religion.
	This guy blasphemed the race god, so he must be charged.
	I suggest a whipping, maybe.
	50 lashes.
	And when they talk about the blasphemy, they can't say it.
	Like in our most Puritan times, if someone said God's a nigger, they wouldn't say, this guy's in trouble for saying God's a nigger.
	They would go, this guy's in trouble for unspeakable things involving racial epithets and our the great one, our Lord.
	That's what we're, we're in there.
	They are the new Puritans.
	I've been screaming this for years.
	All right, let's jump into racism.
	Oh, wait, it's right here.
	What's?
	You found it?
	Oh, Google Image is sometimes a good place to find it.
	Well, it's been until September, Regulatory Commission.
	He called someone a fag.
	Yeah, after apologies for the tweet.
	Wait, did you just put yes?
	See, that's why this network is so great because that is the way we talk.
	And it's like, that's the truth.
	So when you hear the news, you're just like, yeah, what did he say?
	What did he say?
	And you tune in here and we go, he called someone a fag.
	Actually, now we have to see what it was.
	Put his name in quotes.
	Right, right.
	A tweet.
	And it might come up on some like faraway Reddit thing.
	While you're doing that, we're going to get into racism soon.
	Is there any other bumper besides that let's talk about racism?
	I can't look at that again.
	I don't think there is.
	Somebody else, make one, please.
	I hate it.
	How are we doing here?
	Show us your work.
	Show your work.
	I think Reddit might be the.
	I told you Google Image, Ryan.
	I went to Google Image, saw nothing.
	Nothing, eh?
	Um, let's see.
	Well, it's probably...
	Like, how do you find it?
	I guess you can find eight-year-old tweets.
	Homophobic.
	I saw something that said homophobic just before.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I give up.
	All right, let's just switch to the racism background then.
	There was this dictum put out by a British hospital, and it went viral.
	And it is the most half-assed, I hate white people thing I've ever seen.
	Like, you can tell this woman doesn't even believe this shit and is dialing it in.
	It's probably Friday at 3 o'clock.
	She wants to go home.
	She wants to go back to her flat.
	So she just sort of hammers out this.
	I'll go to a blog post and then I can come with you.
	We're having more garitas.
	Yeah.
	But Asinine, that's her name.
	Aishne?
	Aishne.
	But Aishne, we got to go.
	I'm sorry.
	I absolutely must do this.
	Give me like 20 minutes.
	Okay.
	All right.
	So, dear white people in the UK, first step, read a short essay, White Privilege Unpacking the Invisible.
	This is a big fat black woman, by the way.
	That visualizes the physical representation of privilege.
	And then read Robin D'Angelo's White Fragility, Why It's So Hard for White People to talk about racism.
	It's written by a white woman in the USA, and it captures the discussion.
	Like, are you seeing this fluff that she...
	She takes the two most popular white people suck essays and books and throws that at the top.
	And then she just pounds these out.
	And they're all the same talking points that are from the Knapsack thing.
	Don't be defensive.
	This isn't personal.
	It's not really about you.
	Everybody's at a disadvantage.
	Don't say, I'm not political, to excuse yourself from this conversation.
	No one says that.
	No one says, I don't want to talk about race.
	I'm not political.
	They say either I am happy to talk about race.
	White people are bad and we've done horrible sins, or I'm happy to talk about race, white people aren't bad.
	Those are really the two.
	You don't have to be vocal, but do listen.
	Listening means being open to hearing what black and minority ethnic people are saying.
	Be open to their lived experiences.
	What are black people in Britain talking about?
	They're brand new.
	When did they come over?
	Mostly, the big rush with blacks in England was the Jamaican diaspora after they declared independence in 69.
	Then that's when you got your big influx.
	And yeah, there was a bit of racial tension there, just like there would have been tension if 100,000 Amish came over, 100,000 Hasidic Jews.
	But it died down really fast because Jamaicans are British.
	They love football and they drink Guinness.
	And then they brought reggae along and everyone thought that was cool.
	Then we had Scott.
	The logo was literally black and white checkers altogether.
	So what are you talking about?
	You didn't have slavery.
	At least American blacks have a point.
	They've got something to look back on.
	But this goes back to what I was saying about like Hispanics in America.
	It's been so hard for us.
	You know, when I first read this, by the way, I knew the writer was fat.
	Now, I've looked up this asinine Benjamin, and I can't see her below her tits.
	But it's written like someone with a gigantic ass who does not do any exercise at all.
	I bet she's fat as shit.
	Those are scary eyes, dude.
	Those are lazy eyes.
	She's got bad lazy eyes.
	Okay, go back to this piece of shit she farted out.
	Work on your empathy, visualize yourself, and then number five, be uncomfortable.
	Well, we were uncomfortable looking at that crippled, glamorous model.
	Very true.
	Are we doing our jobs yet?
	So that went viral.
	And it was part of a weekend of this trying to resuscitate racism and bring it back.
	And there's problems with that.
	One is it's not around.
	And two is the definition is being spread out so, the net is being cast so wide, it's catching jokes and blacks.
	So now they have to go back to the drawing board and come up with a new theory, which is what they're doing.
	Like, well, there's 3-0, right?
	We know that Carpe donctum has finally been cleared of charges where they're trying to sue him.
	But look, this woman's talking about a funny joke that Carpe did, and look at how serious she is, pretending a joke was going to kill us all.
	How low can you go?
	That's the question some are asking after somebody doctored that touching video of two little boys hugging and posted it with the offensive caption, terrified toddler runs from racist baby.
	And to make matters worse, President Trump retweeted it to his 82 million followers.
	Here's the latest on the audience.
	Donald Trump even liked the joke?
	And suppose racist baby.
	President Trump is under fire.
	Just to be clear here, they are being super serious and pretending the apocalypse is happening because of a racist baby.
	Which, by the way, is so absurd.
	They've come across this before.
	I remember Time magazine, way back in like 08, had a front page.
	It was, is your baby racist?
	So in their humorless world, this actually does come up.
	In our world, it's not a thing.
	Headline tweeting, terrified toddler runs from racist baby.
	The point of the video was to make a satirical political statement about fake news, which is one of Trump's major talking points, particularly when attacking CNN.
	He was making a point about this.
	Doctored video.
	I mean, the thing I hate about this war on art, too, is Carpe's incentive there, his intent, is elusive.
	It's slampooning racism in general, America's obsession with racism.
	So in that sense, it's anti-racist.
	It's egalitarian.
	It's saying these people are silly and this is not a thing.
	And he did that by exaggerating our view of racism and saying, oh no, babies are attacking babies.
	That's funny and that's good satire.
	It was very effective, which is why Trump retweeted.
	So these people, in their desperate hunt for bona fide racism, are extinguishing good art.
	And that makes our world more gray.
	They're discoloring our world.
	They're shitting on it with their gray ass paste.
	So as I said, the net is catching a lot of jokes.
	It's also catching a lot of non-whites.
	What do you do about that?
	You go off into the corner, you scratch your beard, and you mumble to one another, and then you come back with this.
	White supremacy with a tan.
	Yeah, that's what's going on.
	You see, and this, I had to read this entire piece of shit to try to find out what he's saying, but through a historical lens, being white in America today is like belonging to a once-exclusive social club that had to loosen its membership criteria to stay afloat.
	Why do so many racial groups gravitate towards whiteness?
	The answer is both pragmatic and psychological.
	It's due to a racial hierarchy that places whiter-looking people at the top and darker-skinned people at the beginning of the social.
	In other words, racism is over.
	Whites, the definition of white, has had to expand to include blacks.
	In other words, white doesn't exist anymore.
	In other words, we don't live in a racist country, you fucking lunatic.
	With the most Unfortunate marbling of the hair I've ever seen.
	I mean, every man wants a white streak that goes like with your hairline.
	Zoop.
	That's your ideal.
	This is terrible.
	You look like an expensive kitchen counter.
	That's not good.
	You look like a very exotic ice cream.
	Like black pepper chocolate, it's called.
	Yeah, this imbecile has decided that white supremacy has a tan.
	And this is not a new concept, of course.
	Breitbart was making fun of this fucking marble-headed loser.
	Black Americans will help white supremacy adapt.
	Like, if white supremacy includes blacks and they're part of it, then it's human supremacy, is it not?
	You fucking losers.
	That's what these people are.
	Losers.
	Go down?
	And then they talk about the Larry Elder thing, which he was the black face, black face of white supremacy.
	Remember that one?
	He's the black face.
	So if you're Republican, because part of their rationale, by the way, and it's sort of like learning Klingon, part of their rationale is that if you're against welfare and all this stuff, then you hate blacks and want them to die.
	So Larry Elder is against welfare, so he hates blacks and wants them to die.
	So he's joining the Ku Klux Klan.
	But no, no, Republicans think blacks would be better off without welfare.
	It's counterintuitive thinking.
	I know it's complicated, but they think everyone would be better off without handouts.
	But they're hungry.
	It's an emergency.
	Yeah, we're saying it's getting abused.
	And we should try to get it back to emergencies.
	Like when it was flour and cheese and milk and not, and you couldn't use your EBD card at the strip club.
	Did they try saying like white people can't do anything without the help of black people like slavery?
	So they even need the people of color to help them with white supremacy.
	No, Detective Shitty, that's not come up at all.
	That will come up.
	They'd be like, they even need black people for white supremacy.
	Look at this.
	The future of whiteness could rest with Latinos.
	And then they have this guy over here like, oh, I don't know.
	I'm not playing that.
	I'm going to go rape my wife.
	Go to 2-0, though.
	Speaking of EBD cards, I think we may be getting the poor back to work.
	We have footage of it.
	2-0.
	Oh, it's called 2-0.
	It's the second last video in final videos.
	Come on, Papi.
	Do I have the acronym right?
	EBD.
	EBT.
	EBT.
	Man, y'all ain't going to believe who I seen at Kim's, man.
	This fool saying he bustling, man.
	He got a straight 9 to 5.
	Kim Menswear is a terrible name.
	Check this fool out, man.
	Look at him, man.
	Hello?
	Can I help you?
	I'm just looking, man.
	I'm just looking at it.
	I got you at work.
	This is your job.
	This is your job, man.
	What are you doing, man?
	I'm working.
	Brother EDD is cut off this month.
	Oh, man.
	EDD.
	Look, I need three triple X's.
	An extra large.
	Red, white, blue.
	You want V-neck?
	No, I want a turtleneck.
	Well, how you going to get your head in there?
	I want to get you fired, man.
	I want to be watching, man.
	Come on, come on.
	Yeah, something free just ended for these people called EDD.
	Unemployment.
	I thought this was a good take on all this racism from a chink, 3-3.
	Melissa Chen.
	I hate that we sexualize Asian women just because they're beautiful and have soft skin and do their hair nice and make you think sexual thoughts because you think sexual thoughts when you see any attractive women.
	They just tend to try more.
	Surely you see what's happening here.
	The successor ideology, capital letters, is the one adapting.
	Oh, sorry.
	The successor ideology is the one adapting and shielding itself from reality and hence revision or its own destruction.
	So even if you achieve racial diversity, it's no longer considered racial progress.
	The ideology must live on.
	Yeah, that's a great point, Melissa.
	The parasite is adapting to further punish the host because the host is taking medication.
	And this parasite has to survive.
	So they're sitting there.
	And how many times have we gone through this where it's projection?
	They call us violent and riotous as they violently riot across the whole country.
	They call us dangerous as they shoot people like tiny toes.
	Towetse.
	We'll get to that in a second.
	So they sit here and they say, oh, what's happening is white supremacy is changing and it's adapting so it can keep going.
	No, your bullshit myth about racism is adapting and changing so you can keep going, you fucking liar.
	You're coming in my pussy, you fucking guesshole.
	This reminds me, of course, we did the Larry Elder one.
	Remember this years ago, 3-5, some Indian kid wrote about the Proud Boys, and he was very discouraged to discover that there was lots of Indians in the group.
	So they changed it.
	They've changed this header.
	It used to be multiracial white supremacy.
	Now it's why young men of color are joining white supremacist groups.
	Like, dude, Arnu Gupta, read your own headline and think maybe I'm wrong.
	Like, why gay men are eating tons of pussy?
	Maybe you're wrong about them being gay.
	Have you considered that?
	Why vegans love steak?
	They're not vegan.
	You fucking idiots.
	But go back to that one, that old one, because it's the same shit.
	He was actually pretty early on in this.
	When was that article put up?
	2010?
	2018, it said.
	2018, okay.
	Published then.
	Updated September of this.
	They are among nearly a dozen black, Latino, and Asian participants of far-right rallies on the West Coast, interviewed by the Daily Beast recently.
	They represent the new face of the far-right that some scholars term, I love it, some scholars.
	Multiracial white supremacy.
	The Proud Boys and Patriot Prayer, which overlap, embrace an America-first nationalism that is less pro-white than it is anti-Muslim, anti-illegal immigrant, and anti-Black Lives Matter.
	Yeah.
	Problem?
	Proud Boys is a multiracial fraternity with thousands of members worldwide.
	A lawyer for the group's leader, Gavin McInnis, spelled wrong.
	That's usually a good indication that the journalist is a hack.
	Said in a statement, the only requirements for membership are that a person must be biologically male and believe that the West is the best.
	Which brings us to Proud Boys.
	Proud Boys don't start fights.
	They finish them.
	Proud of your boy.
	I'll make you proud of your boys.
	Proud boys, stand back and stand by.
	So Gavin Wax is not a proud boy.
	He's never been to a meetup.
	He's never been initiated.
	But he went to one of my talks and he caught Antifa beating up someone.
	I was talking to him today.
	He can't come on the show and discuss this because he still has to get paid by Curtis Silwa's people.
	But he goes, I go, remember you stopped those Antifa from beating the shit out of that journalist?
	He goes, yeah, those fuckers with pirate names that were coming out of nowhere.
	And I laugh my head off because that's exactly Finbar Sloanim, Caleb Perkins, and Kai Russo.
	Those are pirate names.
	Anyway, so because he stopped Antifa from bludgeoning a journalist to death, and he wrote an article called We're All Proud Boys Now that defended the Proud Boys, he is de facto a proud boy in the left's eye.
	Well, not the left, in our enemy's eyes.
	And so Silva paid 11K for Proud Boys backing, political consultant.
	Proud Boy's backing.
	What a shitty.
	This guy has like a few hundred followers on Twitter.
	He's been doing journalism for 20 years.
	He still does like local municipal politics, just pathetic human being.
	And because I think it was these rhinos, Republicans and names only, who are backing different candidates, they want to sabotage Curtis Liwa.
	So this is one of our own.
	This is a civil war.
	These are these pussy neocons who try to sabotage real conservatives because they don't like them, because they're too real, because they're, I don't know, they're the future of the party.
	I mean, Gavin and Curtis and me.
	We're the future of the right.
	And just like that racist bullshit where it has to morph to stay alive, I think the rhinos have to start attacking the new Republicans, the new right-wingers, because they feel like they're getting antiquated.
	They're literally dying of old age.
	So they attack Gavin.
	It's weird talking to him on the phone because I rarely say the name Gavin.
	But nothing's happening with this.
	But I'll tell you what, Curtis's team had better have the balls to stand up to the hacks that are attacking him and not fire Gavin and not make him resign or do any of that shit because that's how you lose.
	And it might be why Trump lost.
	When they brought up Proud Boys, instead of like, what?
	Stand black.
	He should have said, Proud Boys?
	Isn't there a main guy black?
	Why is every remotely patriotic club you have to paint out to be white nationalists?
	Like, I don't know the whole group or everything, but obviously America and everyone in it decries white nationalism.
	And pulling up groups of random patriots doesn't disprove that.
	He might be president today.
	I mean, I know they stole the election, but it would have been harder to steal.
	In other news, Enrique Tario has gone to jail.
	So apparently it's 30 days for burning the flag and 125 days for having the high-capacity magazines, which was fucking retarded.
	I'll say that right now.
	Carrying around magazines.
	Like, I know, every ex-con I know, they see guns as like kryptonite.
	They have to run.
	It can't be near them.
	It can't be in the house.
	Their girlfriend has a gun.
	They better run out the back door.
	It can't be in the car.
	So to carry around magazines?
	The fuck.
	But anyway, that's a dumb mistake.
	He's going to jail for it.
	That's one subject, and we just finished talking about that.
	But burning a flag, a month in jail for burning a flag, no, don't play it yet, is absolutely insane.
	Especially when we just got out of over a year of Antifa burning the American flag on a more than daily basis and not one slap on the wrist for them.
	All right, turn it up.
	He's drunk.
	I know what you said in front of them, but it's going to be here for you in five months.
	Amen.
	Thank you, brother.
	All right, brother.
	Appreciate it.
	See, Enrique's not a big drinker, so he's like, can you not blow this by being a drunken moron?
	Yes, sir.
	I'll get it from there in the gate.
	You know what I noticed on Twitter, too?
	All these liberals going, ooh, someone's going to make him his bitch.
	He's a human being.
	Stop that.
	Like, glorifying male rape, getting excited about male rape.
	Enrique can handle himself.
	He's not getting raped in prison or jail.
	But isn't that bizarre?
	They're so uptight about that baby joke, right?
	With the braceous baby.
	Yet they totally enjoy male rape jokes about someone's ass being split open by a gigantic, violent, and disturbed homosexual.
	I hear he's stepping down.
	I guess now.
	Right?
	Is he stepping down as he steps in?
	And then on the weekend, Tiny Toetse was shot.
	Well, the first story I got was he was shot in the foot and he's going to lose his toe.
	So we're talking about Tiny's toes.
	You ready for this?
	I got a tattoo many years ago.
	And guess what that tattoo says?
	Tiny Toes.
	That tattoo is like five years old.
	Is that disturbing?
	No, my daughter's hamsters were Greg and Tiny Toes, and they both passed.
	That's the real story.
	My buddy got a gravestone right here, and it says FOMO, meaning like I got a wife and kids now.
	I don't have fear of missing out.
	I don't want to go out.
	I got my work.
	I got my family.
	FOMO's dead for me.
	So he has a gravestone here.
	But it's like he wears a shirt like this, like a Hawaiian shirt, and it looks like a dick coming out.
	Oh, it doesn't look like it says Homo, but no detective shitty.
	No, a thing that says FOMO doesn't look like a drink.
	It looks so much like a dick that I didn't even say anything because I didn't want to ruin his life.
	If it looked a little bit like a dick, I'd go, dude, that kind of looks like a dick.
	But when it looks a lot like a dick, you go.
	Anyway, so this is an interesting story, and this is such a typical Proud Boys moment here.
	Go to 4-1.
	Wait, actually, hold off, hold off.
	4-1 is the truth.
	Let's do the narrative.
	So the narrative is that Proud Boys are roaming through the streets, just beating the shit out of people with reckless abandon, right?
	And Antifa were minding their own beeswax, and they chased them.
	And then once poor Antifa guy was like, pop, pop, pop, please.
	Actually, no, first they said Tiny shot himself in the foot by accident.
	But then it got out that there was five shots and then they changed it to, it was self-defense.
	That's the narrative.
	Here's the truth.
	Anti-vax rally is going down.
	The anarchists who hate the government go to protest that.
	You understand?
	So Antifa is on the side of the government and wants more people to get the vaccine.
	They just, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
	So they see that we are anti-vax, so they're pro-vax, which means you're pro-government, which means you're not an anarchist.
	Anyway, they're going to attack women and shit.
	So Proud Boys, and they've defunded the police successfully.
	There's no cops anymore.
	So Proud Boys go, okay, we'll be the cops.
	We'll go protect the moms and the old ladies from these fucking sociopaths.
	Could the narrative and the truth be farther apart, please?
	According to witnesses, Antifa showed up to the anti-vaccine agenda, sorry, mandate protest in Olympia, Washington, and were repelled by the volunteer right-wing security.
	The Antifa were retreating and chased when the shooting then broke out.
	So they chased them away, because that's what they do.
	They harass these women and then Proud Boys show up, so they all run away.
	They can take old ladies, but they can't take Proud Boys.
	And then what do they do?
	They shoot at Proud Boys from like a block away.
	Look, he brought a baseball bat to an anti-vaccine mandate protest.
	You guys sure you don't want to stay and smash the fashion?
	And then the takeaway, too, I'm noticing with the liberal media, like Huffington Post at Daily Beast, is like, we're the police.
	But were they saying that when the anti-vax people were getting attacked?
	Now, I've got kind of an ambitious plan here.
	I want to do a green screen of what Antifa was doing to the ladies there.
	And I would like you to do this, Ryan.
	Instead of making the song the Enter Sandman, I want the interstitial song to be the new Amo and the Sniffers song.
	So play that while I walk over to the green screen, please.
	Okay, we got three, two, and one.
	Oh, okay.
	So this video is not an anti-vax thing.
	This is the WeSpot stuff.
	So these, we saw the lunatic precious child, right?
	She goes there with an erection and is waving it into a little kid's face.
	And we know that that's what she was doing.
	She made a video of herself with a big demonic cock.
	He is a serial sex offender, and the police are investigating now.
	His umpteenth time in attacking women.
	So anyway, these women, they don't want men with penises to be around little girls in the changing room.
	Pretty normal, right?
	Antifa's decided that's anti-trans.
	I initially thought this was a vaccine rally, but it's the we spa shit, and we've seen the lunatic that they're defending.
	But I just love it because it shows you, A, what fucking nerd animals they are, and B, how naive our side is when it comes to Antifa.
	This woman thinks she can handle them and reason with them.
	No.
	This is from Antifa's perspective, too.
	They must be filming.
	So that's her in the pink.
	That black nerd, look, you can tell that he had no friends in high school, picked on all the time.
	Total geek.
	He rips up her sign that says probably no trans people at the spa.
	Then they won't let her pass, so she can't seem to leave.
	She gives up on the sign.
	They grab her hat, throw it away.
	And then they grab her sunglasses and throw those away.
	Now she should just try to get the fuck out of there at that point.
	These people are animals.
	But turn it up.
	Stop, stop, stop.
	Did you hear that?
	I don't hate trans people.
	I just don't want their penises.
	Shut the fuck up, bitch.
	Get out of here.
	She's in danger right now.
	This is why proud boys exist.
	This is why proud boys go to these rallies.
	To protect women like this.
	And then she says, I'm not leaving till I get my sunglasses.
	What?
	Look, it's maniacal nerds.
	And the waiter's like, boo-yah, yeah, nanana.
	Remember the guy with the fat bike tires?
	Is that the end of it?
	Yeah.
	Remember the guy with the fat tires?
	And they were like, go take, and he's got his leg up, go get your bike, bitch.
	I don't want your bike.
	Like, it's little kids in grade school going, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
	Because that's what happened to them.
	Probably not even in grade school.
	Probably in kindergarten.
	So yeah.
	He's shot.
	And he was not shot in the toe.
	He did not shoot himself.
	They shot five shots.
	They were getting chased away from the women that they were protecting.
	That's not what I just showed you.
	Sorry.
	Slightly confusing that I put in a Weespa clip in the middle of talking about Tiny.
	But I wanted to show you the way they treat women.
	And that's why Proud Boys show up.
	So Proud Boys chase them away from the ladies.
	Pap, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
	And one of them goes through Tiny's leg.
	Thank God it didn't hit his femoral artery or his femur.
	But look at this Tattletale Journalist's take on the whole thing.
	4-2.
	Nope, 4-2.
	They're all numbered.
	Just follow the numbers.
	Oh, this is the guy from SPLC, Southern Poverty Law Center.
	I think he's an Egyptian dude.
	The Proud Boys are currently on a clockwork orange-style rampage across the Northwest, and everyone treats it as normal.
	Not a good sign for the future.
	And then they have this woman, Alyssa.
	This is the moment I was attacked.
	You can't actually see it happen, but you can hear me screaming for them to get off of me as they celebrate my assault and encourage more.
	Evact out and safely.
	I don't want to recap at the moment, so I'll update later.
	Because this is a woman who's been constantly attacking proud boys, getting them doxxed, getting their families threatened, getting them fired, destroying lives, separating fathers from their ability to feed their families.
	And they see her and they shove her and someone sprays her a bit.
	She's an Antifa activist.
	And then look at this woman.
	I do not understand why the police are standing down.
	You told them to fuck off.
	You said defund the police, no more police.
	Now the FBI needs them to get off our streets.
	Jesus Christ.
	I mean, that's the great thing about America.
	You get rid of the police, you make people vulnerable, and they go, okay, I'll just do the work.
	Oh, there he is.
	Medic.
	Wait, is that like proud boy people doing the work and cops standing near them?
	Those don't look like real EMTs.
	All right, that brings us to Antifa now.
	Lots to cover today, folks.
	Lot of stuff.
	That was a good one.
	That was a great one.
	I remember that.
	Remember, he did the first lean back?
	So remember that Jewish kid with long hair who thinks he's a woman?
	He's been arrested now for attempted murder because he stabbed some random Hispanic guy in the armpit.
	Like, this guy's got to be facing serious jail time, please.
	Kylo Femme.
	Come on, Finbar Sloanem.
	Finbar.
	But the antifatake for all this is, look, she's been misgendered.
	She needs to be in a woman's prison.
	This is fucked up.
	That's like, and Precious Child, the one who was waving her dick at a kid, she's all big into knives.
	Remember in her live stream, she's got a knife in her mouth?
	And she's talking about doing the sewing machine, which is what they do in prison because you get the most out of a small blade.
	Fucking sociopaths.
	They're mentally ill sociopaths.
	And I think half of them are messheads.
	How an anti-trans, like zoom out.
	How an anti-trans Instagram post led to violence in the streets.
	That's precious child.
	Yep.
	LGBT rights.
	So I guess, you dummies, by getting into bed with these maniacal fuckheads, you're saying that LGBT rights include the right to wave an erect penis in the face of a child.
	Nice rights.
	We've come a long way from Stonewall.
	So anyway, Antifa's take with the other woman, we're talking about two different chicks there, right?
	Precious Child and Erica Cohen.
	Is that she should be in a woman's prison.
	They both should be in a woman's prison because they're women.
	What could possibly go wrong?
	Her dead name.
	This is inhuman.
	And that's the end of Antifa.
	Let's jump to COVID.
	COVID's the last we got.
	You can just switch the backgrounds, Ryan.
	We don't need to see the deedal deedal deed.
	COVID, she, Shawn, Shin Link, Who were you dressed up as?
	That was at Steven Crowder's office, right?
	Oh, Bill Burr.
	Yeah.
	You were being Bill Burr.
	Crowder's back.
	Yeah, it's true.
	He's recovered from his near-death experience.
	Ah, dude, it was brutal.
	Okay, check out this headline.
	When I read this, I thought I was reading, you know, what's it called?
	It's Going Down, the Antifa blog.
	This is CNBC, and it reads like Antifa.
	QAnon and anti-vaxes brainwashed kids stuck at home.
	Now teachers have to deprogram them.
	That's one of the craziest headlines I've ever seen on a mainstream news source.
	Like, first of all, stop with the fucking QAnon and the horse dewormer.
	It's not a thing.
	Invectrum or whatever it's called, is a successful normal drug that humans have been taking for decades.
	QAnon is a very esoteric thing that, like, I don't know, a tenth of the population, a fraction of 1% of the population follows and can even find.
	Brainwashed kids stuck at home.
	Now teachers have to deprogram them.
	And once again, they're projecting the opposite is true.
	Our kids come home with their CRT and their America was stolen from the Indians, and we have to deprogram them and tell them the truth about Tulsa, Oklahoma.
	And who discovered the light bulb.
	And who fucking invented peanut butter.
	You know who invented peanut butter?
	The first person to ever eat a peanut.
	It's not a pill.
	You chew it.
	Guess what happens?
	It becomes peanut butter.
	I looked it up once too, because I was looking at black inventions.
	And they're like, well, peanut butter.
	And then they go so far back.
	Because obviously if it's edible, they're going to mush it up.
	So they have like the Aztecs and fucking the Druids, pagan cultures.
	Sometimes the complaints will be false.
	How much you have the arrogance to mush up a peanut and think you're the first person to ever do it.
	Oh, this was great.
	I'm glad we got to this.
	Everyone's dying of horse dewormer.
	And this is the craziest part, okay?
	It's what are we now?
	September 7th.
	This is like a week old, and it's still his pinned tweet.
	And this is not the author.
	The guy whose account this is is called Brooklyn Mutt, but he's retweeting Rex Chapman, who's an old sports guy, I think.
	And he's saying, Rex Chapman liked the article.
	So Rex is saying, hey guys, other countries can see us right now.
	This is embarrassing.
	And it says, gunshot victims left waiting as horse dewormer overdoses overwhelm Oklahoma hospitals.
	Now, first things first, when you look at this, you go, it's August.
	It was August when this came out, or say September 2nd or whatever.
	It's warm in Oklahoma.
	Why is everyone dressed like it's February?
	A, B, gunshot victims in Oklahoma, really?
	A lot of gang wars going on there?
	So the truth is, 4-6, that the doctor that this guy used as a source hasn't been to that hospital in two months.
	Click on that, first one.
	Although Dr. Jason McKelly is not an employee, blah, blah, blah, he is affiliated with the medical staffing group that provides coverage for our emergency room.
	With that said, he has not worked at our location in over two months.
	He's not treated any patients due to complications related to taking ivectrin.
	This includes not treating any patients for ivermectrin overdose.
	All patients who have visited our emergency room have received medical attention as appropriate.
	Oh, not even, what about the gunshot victims?
	Our hospital has not had to turn away any patients seeking emergency care.
	Yeah, because it's bad publicity, by the way, that you're doing Rolling Stone.
	But then Andy No had a great point.
	He's like, this is not a typo.
	This is a pattern.
	And the pattern is Rolling Stone fucking up major stories.
	Remember this one, the one below that?
	Sabrina, no, below that?
	This one.
	A rape on campus, a brutal assault, and struggle for justice at UVA.
	Remember that whole Virginia, is it Virginia Tech?
	University of Virginia?
	Where they took the word of a couple of stupid bitches and destroyed this man's life with fake rape allegations.
	One of the most egregious fake rape stories ever published.
	And that was Rolling Stone.
	And they published, we covered this on the show.
	They put out the most mealy-mouthed, lackluster apology you've ever seen in your life.
	It was pathetic.
	It was like, some people may have misinterpreted, but we raised awareness about campus sexual assault, which is still a big issue, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Pathetic.
	But Andy goes, yeah, look at the writers.
	Oh, is that the apology?
	What does it say?
	As we asked ourselves how we could have gotten the story wrong, we decided the only sponsable and credible thing to do was to ask someone from outside the magazine to investigate.
	Keep going.
	This report was painful reading to me personally and to all of us at Rolling Stone, blah, blah, blah.
	Fuck off.
	And then he also puts up his milkshake picture that was in Rolling Stone where they go, he got milkshaked.
	That's all.
	What a pussy.
	Like, this is an Antifa.
	E.J. Dixon, I believe, is Antifa.
	And she's working at Rolling Stone.
	And then Andy points out, well, no, they threw a milkshake at me so I wouldn't see what was going on as I was brass knuckled to the face and head, which led to traumatic brain injury.
	The milkshake was not the big deal, my dear.
	But yeah, this is a pattern.
	These are not random typos.
	This is journalism is activism.
	Tattletale journalist, shithead, Antifa, radical leftists, hell-bent on destroying the country are the ones providing the news, definitely for the young people.
	I'm losing my voice here.
	All right, let's hit the mail B. I got to go get my computer.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.
	Let's turn our eyes together.
	Let me touch it.
	Bear.
	Oh.
	This is pretty long.
	Nice bikes.
	I don't know.
	I don't like fancy bikes.
	Sounds like a cool nickname, though.
	Ryan Fancy Bikes Rivera?
	But it has nothing to do with my, like, I have no bikes.
	You have to do something to achieve nickname status.
	Yeah.
	Like, lose your car.
	Hi, boys.
	I'm writing The Rotten Fucking Drowning of Maddie's Puppy.
	Sorry, Maddie Mate.
	I think I might have a perfect new toy for our beloved baby monster.
	I've been wanting to write for quite some time about several other material go matters, but this plucked my mom's strings and wanted me out of my comfort zone.
	I'm a near 60 widow whose hubby died seven years ago.
	I still have his Harley.
	So awesome is this 100th anniversary gem that when I moved across our country, I had it properly prepped and detailed before creating the beast.
	To bring it here to northern Mechasota, where it's remained in my garage, I'm probably guilty of misgendering it.
	While I passionately agree that men should ride chicks, the lady in me thinks such a beefy bitch would have to be a dike.
	Hard pass on a dike bike.
	Hard pass.
	Anyway, this is truly one of a kind wheel treasure.
	It needs to be the right man.
	If I wanted a man that still knew how to be a boy, I got a boy.
	What's this going on?
	I've never posted an advertisement.
	Spike needs a badass with class, sass and a manly ass.
	I gave up finding one for myself.
	I wanted a man that still knew how to be a boy.
	I got a boy that broke along the way of becoming a man.
	I didn't love him any less.
	Just wasn't good for my marriage or his life.
	Geez, we're really getting a lot of deets here.
	If you're interested in my puppy, just write back and I'll send you my private number as well as other copies of my impeccable records.
	I'm reasonable.
	You and Maddie are reasonable.
	I'm confident we can align the planets and make something work.
	Even if it tickles Maddie's fancy, I guarantee you'd test cruising, blah, blah, blah.
	So she was going to sell his bike.
	The reason I read all that is I thought it was a gift.
	Well, it could be at a real good price, but basically a gift.
	That's fucking nice ass bike, right?
	I don't know much about bikes, but it looks nice.
	Sure.
	I like more.
	I don't like detailing, me personally.
	I know Maddie does, because that's what his bike looked like.
	It was orange with shit on the side and fucking extended forks.
	I'm at the outdoor lunch area near my office.
	There's some boomer beta males sitting across from me talking about this local football coach who passed away of COVID.
	The guy was in remission for cancer.
	Anyways, they're saying, why wasn't the guy wearing a mask at every game?
	Criticizing a dead man who they know nothing about and who's not there to defend himself?
	It's taking all my willpower not to shout at him that football games are outside.
	And furthermore, it's none of their fucking business.
	Why don't they keep the name of a man who died out of your fucking mouth if you don't even know him?
	Oh, great.
	Now they're talking shit on Trump.
	We're getting live updates, folks, from this guy's lunch.
	Would I be crazy if I interjected?
	Is this a time to get in trouble or is it weird for me to interject myself?
	Yeah, it's none of your business, dude.
	It's someone else's conversation.
	If they're saying it to you or in a conversation you're in, then you should get in trouble and say the truth without, you know, telling them all the fuck off.
	But to go over to them seems a little extraneous.
	How do you feel about you call somebody that you know and you talk shit about what they're talking shit about?
	That seems fair.
	So you call somebody like, there's these retards talking about Bob.
	Yeah, okay.
	And then if they come up to you, then you're like, well, this is none of your business.
	I'm having a conversation.
	Trust Ryan to come up with a great high school solution to this.
	I saw a guy drowning on the beach, a 75-year-old man.
	He's being resuscitated by the lifeguard.
	The whole beach is standing there staring because he was pulled out of the water.
	The lifeguard was the, was it like the boss of the lifeguards, a man?
	He brought him back to life.
	Jesus.
	The guy died like four days later, I think.
	But shit.
	Just went pumping, pumping, pumping.
	I know the guy.
	He's a friend of mine.
	He's autistic.
	And that comes in handy.
	You're less emotional.
	But anyway, as we all stare, I wasn't even at the beach.
	I was on the grass looking down at the beach.
	And as we all stare, going, there's some fuckface talking to a woman.
	He's like 60 years old, bald.
	And his back is to the scene.
	And he's like, we get in there.
	And then nah, da, da, da, nah.
	And you see her like, yeah.
	And like, I'm already such a villain in the neighborhood.
	I don't need to exacerbate it.
	But I'm mad at myself for not going, hey, buddy, someone's dying over there.
	Show a little respect.
	Yeah.
	Hey, Gavin, and that's different from what you just said, sir, about lunch.
	They were not disrespecting the dead.
	Well, they were, but not in a way that other people had to be subjected to.
	Hey, Gavin, Emperor of the Dead Zone, go check the comments on WeSpaz Homo's vid.
	Oh.
	Did we do this?
	Because last I checked, they were pretty nice.
	Remember that?
	Last we checked, these comments were all pro this thing.
	Homeboy's gonna like get it.
	I think it's the why of things.
	Sometimes the complaints will be false.
	Only about 40, 45% of the time.
	Otherwise, homeboy's gonna like, get it.
	Mother Nature's hella pissed.
	You have hurt me today.
	Definitely the bird, which is the bald eagle.
	I'm just reading them all.
	The replies are also good.
	In some ways, they are retarded.
	In some ways, they're geniuses.
	Wait, I didn't mean to download that.
	Oh, my God.
	There's too much of indecence.
	Getting good at it, if you will.
	And then he walked across the street and ate the poo-poo.
	I give this a 40, 45, 40.
	I know this isn't what you wanted, and I'm sorry.
	Wow, that's great.
	Wow, it's endless.
	It's endless.
	It's endless.
	That must be so confusing.
	There's so many other people, too.
	It's not like one or three people.
	Oh, it's that one of them said, you're the mayor of Cupcakeville.
	The owner of my gym got a cupcake t-shirt in the mail.
	He's like, who the fuck would get me this?
	It's not for me.
	He was insulted.
	He's not used to the sort of present jokes.
	Sana is one of the Otis symbos.
	I don't tear up for sad things, tear up for happy things.
	This one's great.
	This guy's mad because he doesn't have a dad.
	His daddy ran away when he found out he was gay.
	That one is fucking great.
	By the way, I got back into saying I love you on phone calls.
	I don't know why I ever stopped.
	It's the best.
	It really confuses people.
	Like Gavin Wax today.
	He's like, okay, man, well, send me over those stats.
	And yeah.
	All right.
	And I go, okay, man, love you.
	Yep.
	Bye.
	And sometimes people go, what the fuck?
	And then sometimes you think, oh, he just messed up.
	He's used to talking to his wife.
	And they just gloss over it.
	That's where you got to keep doing it.
	And then another good one is just as you're hanging up for, okay, man.
	All right.
	White power.
	Or another good one is, all right, cool.
	All right.
	Apology accepted.
	Real quick, why does it seem like a majority of people are so easily into mainstream bullshit?
	All my local friends think the Beatles are great.
	They suck.
	Red Hot Chili Peppers are even better.
	They are worse.
	Instant radio change.
	Anime is the pinnacle of entertainment.
	It sucks.
	And some of the worst collectivist thought I've ever heard.
	That fucking Wes Anderson films are any kind of good?
	Is you kidding me?
	God, what unwatchable, boring, unnecessary shit.
	And Wes looks like a mental patient.
	Fuck him and his gay movies.
	Society needs better taste.
	I couldn't agree more, man.
	Great letter.
	I agree with everything you say.
	Ain't nobody got time for that.
	What up, Gav and Ryga?
	I found this hilarious Kean Peele video on YouTube.
	Just when you think you've seen them all, you found a hidden gem.
	I guarantee you I've seen this before and he's showing us something that we've all seen.
	Have you seen the Neil deGrasse Tyson one?
	Where they raise a bunch of money for Neil deGrasse Tyson and he doesn't need it?
	No, being in a relationship with Neil deGrasse Tyson?
	Yes, I have seen that one.
	I don't even understand.
	This has like 9 million views, probably.
	Silly?
	I mean, that's the least scared I've ever been, man.
	It's like a romantic comedy.
	That's like a lullaby, dog.
	Yeah, for reals, dumb.
	Oh, oh, where are you parked at?
	Oh, hannah.
	Where are you parked at, dog?
	Yeah.
	I'm all over that way, boy.
	Are you all the way down there?
	Yeah.
	Well, I'm this way, dog.
	Oh, all right.
	All right, dog.
	All right.
	By the way, that's racist.
	According to my new theory on race, what you're watching now is cultural appropriation.
	These guys grew up white, and they are affecting black accents, which they do not have the right to do according to the new rules.
	I'm doing a podcast with Miss Tree and the Big Bear Jew on Wednesday night.
	So you'll have to come back to the studio.
	And I'm talking to her about it because she's very black.
	Like she's blackety black in that she knows that, you know, who Nipsey Russell is and who when you go to the bodega with chicken, you get ketchup.
	I asked a black guy for a bunch of esoteric things only black people would know.
	And the only one I remember is the chicken one, so I keep redashing it.
	But she's that kind of black, right?
	But I was talking to her, I'm like, yeah, but so is Sean King.
	And Kamala Harris isn't.
	So isn't he more black than her?
	And these guys, what's the difference?
	Tell me the difference between Key and Peel talking like that and me going, yo, what's up?
	What's up, dog?
	Aren't they both wrong?
	I don't think they're both wrong, by the way.
	I think you're doing comedy, you're doing art, do whatever voice you want.
	But they, under the rules of cultural appropriation, how are they appropriating culture less than me?
	Well, the go-to answer is that they experience racism, so they are unfortunately lumped in with everyone black, whether they have black experiences or not.
	No.
	No one has ever been mean to Key and Peel because they're black.
	In fact, being the only black kids at their art school probably meant too many blowjobs.
	I bet you Jordan Peele has refused blowjobs, which to normal people is shocking.
	Are you still getting my audio?
	Yeah.
	I mean, from the lav?
	No, no, I cut that down.
	Okay.
	Stuart fucking wires, he says, about our set.
	We didn't see the...
	Did you wanna?
	What?
	We're done with that.
	Oh, we'll show it a little bit.
	I get it.
	They're scared.
	They're pretending they're not scared, but they're scared.
	Oh, I see.
	They're mocking ghetto blacks.
	Calling them pieces.
	Dumbass movie, man.
	A demon can possess any inanimate object?
	That's too general to be scary.
	It's like, how are you going to have a demon posted up in a trash can?
	I mean, you know, it's a bad thing.
	It don't make no sense.
	You can tell that's that lib.
	It's stupid.
	Stupid.
	It's unrealistic.
	It's what it is.
	It's like, I ain't going to be scared of no trash can.
	And then what was that little thing they had with the podcast?
	Remember, I was earlier bitching about people who are so political that they don't see humor.
	And here I am destroying a Keyn Peele sketch with a bunch of boring shit about race.
	I've become what I despise.
	So this is someone sending in some criticism about our set.
	First of all, why do you think I give a shit about what you think about my set?
	What does your set look like?
	A. B, I'm clearly well aware that you can see the plugs on the wall.
	I like that.
	If I didn't like that, you wouldn't see the plugs on the wall.
	But I like that feature.
	I like that they look 1980s with the orange on them.
	And as far as the cables go, There's one big, whatever you call those kind of cables, that's supplying electricity to my lights.
	I don't have a problem with that.
	I like that there.
	So fuck you.
	That's right.
	It's so weird to have people who haven't made any money and don't have a show and don't do anything giving me tips.
	Like, that's probably a 24-year-old who works at like a food distribution place.
	I hate you.
	I don't hate you, dude, but I just shocked that you think that you see things I don't see.
	When I've been doing this since 19...
	I started Vice in 1994.
	Were you born then?
	Hilarious clip, 16 seconds in.
	What happened if you hit her again?
	He said, I call him and he'll...
	That's it.
	Look good and answer them before you get your ass whooped.
	What kind of father lets some other man discipline his son?
	Right.
	That's absurd.
	Stop telling my son what to do.
	You get your ass whooped, actually.
	That's called cuck.
	On mob and shiz, I have been commenting.
	It doesn't say that you are, it doesn't say that you're a liar.
	Dude, learn some fucking punctuation.
	This is all just a pile of words.
	No periods, nothing.
	So I have to sit here and guess.
	On mob and shiz, comma, I have been commenting, comma, new quote, capital I. It doesn't say that, period, new sentence, capital T, you are a liar.
	Period.
	You're a liar.
	End of quotations.
	I might do, get off him, Leroy, next time after the great interview you did with Zubi.
	Good stuff, G-Dog.
	Well, I mean, Jesus, H Christ, dude, you do not speak English.
	They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives.
	This is a guy who's...
	Some of these people that I read, they send me like 15 a day.
	Stop doing that, okay?
	This guy sent me one at 1134 and one at 11.40.
	No, we're not reading yours.
	We've had enough for you.
	Trans in the Olympics.
	Say, Gavin, remember Laurel Hubbard?
	The trans athlete was a weightlifter in the Tokyo Olympics.
	Right-wing Reddit and Twitter totally memed him for failing to be able to complete any actual lifts.
	However, I think that was by design.
	The criticism of men competing in women's sports is that men are far superior to women in athleticism and it wouldn't be fair.
	So by failing to lift the weight and winning the medals, I think he's going for helping the trans sports movement.
	Yeah, I think that's a good theory.
	Look at his fucking forehead.
	But hold on.
	It's a very manly move to let women win at things, though.
	So he kind of.
	All right.
	Sister's baby daddy is porn addict.
	Hey Gav, my sister recently got back together with her baby daddy.
	His porn use was an issue in their relationship before and continues to be now.
	She's told him how she feels, but he won't change his behavior.
	Jeez.
	That's tough because you want to just say dump him.
	But then you also, this is, you don't want to take a child away from a father away from a child.
	What a loser.
	Imagine you watch so much porn, anyone knows about it.
	Like that alone is a major failure, dude.
	That's like you put your fingers up your butt and you smell them.
	Like that's something you should be very ashamed of.
	But if your wife had spoken to you and it was an issue and you have people emailing shows about your anus sniffing, I mean, war.
	That would have been a great treatment.
	War.
	Like, aren't you embarrassed?
	Yeah, really shame them.
	Just be like, you know, that's really gross, right?
	Like, you're just some perv whacking off.
	Just keep shaming them.
	That'll work.
	And when they have no intention of fixing it, you really don't know what to do.
	I guess it's not worth leaving your husband for, but it sure is fucking sad.
	Dallas man's trans kids suffer as housekeepers succumb to the Delta variant.
	Not sure if you've seen this one already.
	It only has 2,000 mus.
	Masterful trolling.
	I would say as a sprinkles, but that would be really gay of me.
	Because listen, every time the service sends a housekeeper to my house and they test positive for coronavirus, I can't have them work around my kids.
	I have two trans kids at my house, both on puberty blockers, and you realize they are vulnerable.
	They're immune to compromise.
	We need more people vaccinated.
	I voted for Joe Biden, so I'm happy that we're getting more migration to Dallas.
	But until we mandate these vaccines, we're going to continue to get people sick.
	We have to get creative.
	In New York, they're giving $100 plus a free hamburger.
	Here in Dallas, maybe in the urban centers, we give free KFC.
	We give free tacos in the Latin markets because the Latin markets, I'm telling you, I've had multiple housekeepers die from the Delta variant.
	And that is so hard on my children, Decca and Daleks, because a nine-year-old, when they lose their favorite housekeeper and they lose that papusa recipe, when the service sends the next worker, that housekeeper doesn't make the same recipes.
	So my kids are going through just a total turmoil.
	So we have to get creative.
	And we have to go into the gate queen screen.
	Since you're the first person to get mayor of Dallas, we ought to do Mayor Johnson's free Johnson and Johnson.
	I don't think Candle State.
	The gay community would like the double entendre.
	And then we could also do like a drag queen story time where we could have, you know, free vaccines.
	We could have drag queens reading to children.
	And then we could just have this, you know, open-air market of, you know, cleanliness and not a bunch of people with germs.
	Because what's happening now is we have Governor Abbott.
	That guy doesn't have the sprinkles, though.
	That's a very funny script he wrote, but he was too nervous and he spoke too fast.
	And it didn't have that sort of Bill Murray timing.
	But that was a very great video.
	Thank you for sending it to us.
	All right, let's end with the last video there.
	It's a Tesla.
	We all love seeing fights, but you become immune to them.
	And you need more.
	You need a bigger fix.
	I am, like that porn addict dad we just read about, I am a actual public freakout addict.
	And I'm at the point now where I sometimes have to go to crazy shit.com because the fights aren't extreme enough.
	And I'm so far down now that I only like car fights.
	People getting hit by cars, cars smashing into each other, cars wiping out.
	Now, this guy is in a Tesla.
	Everything for it.
	And a dude in a newfangled muscle car, I think, this sort of reboot of the Chevy Charger or whatever they're called, Dodge Charger, is mocking him for being in a Tesla.
	And then he goes to do a little bit of peacocking after he tells the guy to fuck off.
	The guy, of course, doesn't care.
	If you have a Tesla, you don't care about people making fun of you, clearly.
	It's a Tesla!
	It's a Tesla!
	He ends up on the curb.
	Henry, go, go, go, go.
	Whoa.
	There's nothing more intense than car fights.
	I know, eh?
	Holy shit.
	Like, he could have died, but he really, I think he fucked up the whole axle on that curb because he went up over it.
	We went over two curbs on both sides, but then he tore all the dirt back out.
	And then I think his back wheels didn't look like he was going to get out of there.
	Can we see that again?
	Yeah, I pulled this up just, I don't know if this will satiate you.
	Here's another one.
	Listen, I'm the bin.
	Get his corner.
	Get his corner.
	They're going to spin a car?
	Why would you post this?
	It must be scary when a car's behind you at 60 miles an hour even, trying to make you flip.
	He could push you into a pole.
	They're doing it on purpose for a lark?
	No, go back to the other one.
	That was a total waste of time.
	That sucked, dude.
	You suck.
	I'm sorry.
	Don't touch.
	Is your wife taking your last name?
	Of course.
	Phew.
	Hell yeah.
	I realize I hadn't asked you that.
	Yeah.
	We're going pretty much down the line trad.
	You know what I just realized?
	It's selfish of me to watch these again because the baby monsters, they can just rewind it themselves.
	So I'm just indulging myself.
	That's correct.
	Although maybe they're busy, they're working on their toolbench or something.
	They don't feel like getting up and rewinding.
	That's true.
	It's a Catholic!
	So he ends up hitting the curb there.
	Oh, my God.
	Thanks, you shitty camera person.
	Go, yeah.
	What the fuck are they?
	What is he doing?
	Yeah, really?
	No, don't go.
	I want to see more.
	Yeah, I know, but, I mean, for your safety, drive the curb.
	No, not safety.
	He's not an asshole like the British guys you showed.
	He's a moron.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Morons aren't as dangerous as assholes.
	That's a lesson to be learned right there.
	Ow.
	Ooh.
	All right, folks, that's it.
	We've got a fun show.
	I'm not positive we're doing compound censored tomorrow.
	I'm not sure Anthony's back, but he might be going straight to Vegas.
	Fuck.
	Yeah.
	So maybe it'll be a normal show tomorrow.
	I don't know.
	We all want to get out of the city.
	The city's socks are getting worse and worse every day.
	More and more dangerous.
	I don't think there's any long-term plan for any of us to stay in the city.
	It can't.
	Actually, I got to show you this before we leave.
	Check out Philadelphia.
	It's 19.
	We started this.
	Stop, stop, stop.
	Stop.
	We started this with Amel and the Sniffers saying, I want to get out of the city.
	So let's end it with why you want to get out of the city.
	This looks like a movie set.
	This is Philadelphia today.
	Remember what I said about it?
	Last year, I think I was there?
	No, no, no.
	It was years ago because my son was really into Ben Franklin.
	So it must have been five years ago.
	I was there.
	And I said, it looks like the homeless and the city had a meeting at Camp David and the homeless won.
	Just like if there was a Palestinian meeting at Camp David and they got all of Israel and the Jews had to leave.
	This is what Philadelphia is like.
	It's like everyone has been forced to leave.
	And it's where all cities are going.
	Holy shit.
	Get out of the city.
	And this is going on like we're losing a generation of people.
	We're losing entire swaths of the American experience.
	And Tattletale journalists are obsessed with someone who said faggot when they were 14 or a group of patriots not getting arrested for protecting women from Antifa.
	Like we're living in some backwards times, folks.
	You got to laugh at it.
	All right, that's enough of that.
	So what's the solution?
	The solution is to fight back, to expose these bullshit tattletale journalists, to get the fuck out of the city.
	I don't think staying in the city means anything.
	But that doesn't mean you're giving up on America.
	You're taking What's yours, you're protecting what matters, your family, your religion, your culture, and you're saying, I'm prepared to fight for this.
	So I'm not putting up with your lies.
	I'm not staying with you fucking disgusting junkies.
	I'm going to have the American experience.
	My kids are going to live proud American lives, and you're not going to stop me.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	I tell you, time is not linear.
	Especially when we're here in the sky.

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