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Sept. 3, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
No mask, so don't ask.
Cause I am free.
No mask, so don't ask.
You won't silence me.
No mask, so don't ask.
Free the right of just trying to breathe.
No backs, feeling like the last of a dying breed.
And now for lying, not complying, just scared of that.
Had to dad and very mad pair of dads.
And we're range.
Hello, folks.
Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend.
That's Philippe and T.Y., Canadian rappers, doing a great rap song.
I don't really listen to rap anymore, but this is good.
Philippians in here with that speaker.
Canada is known to Americans as kind of a wimpy, nice place.
But it's got bigger balls in America with this COVID shit.
Like it's a tenth of the population, but I'm seeing about twice the rebellion up in my homeland.
Wearing a mask might make people feel a little bit better, but it's not providing the perfect protection that people think that it is.
And often, there are unintended consequences.
People keep fiddling with the mask and they keep touching your face.
Why are you constantly fidgeting at the spots?
Because you don't stay in one spot.
Look at you.
Where are you?
You're out to the right.
Let me move.
I was moving out of there so we could see the image better earlier.
Stop doing that.
Just leave it as it is from now on for the rest of time, and I'll adjust accordingly.
Like, imagine you're watching Fox News and you saw them adjusting the boxes.
Would that look pretty unprofessional?
Yeah.
They also don't say nigger on Fox.
You rule, and they drool.
That's the trade-off.
And they use, they convey the information in the rap song.
We see Fauci making a fool of himself.
The beginning of this video.
Show the beginning of the video.
You didn't show it, right?
No, because you're showing the studio.
I'm sorry, you can walk away from me right now.
Put your mask on.
Get away from me.
Put it on.
Does it bother anybody else that she doesn't have to wear a mask?
Because Taddy Daddy tucks his shirt in with his little belt.
Please get away from me right now.
He's got to be gay, right?
I can't tell with suburban dads.
All right.
So that's when private citizens make art because they are oppressed by the government and it pisses them off.
But don't forget, we've showed this before, but don't forget what kind of art you get when the government is in control.
And they hire one of the guys from DNC, an African doctor, and about a million other people who just fucking, you know those fish that clean your feet like little piranhas?
They eat the skin off?
It's big in China and in some spas here in New York.
But that's what they came up with, I don't know, fucking $10 million.
And everyone just started feeding and feeding away.
And they made this terrible piece of art, if you recall, that is not saying breathe and don't wear a mask.
It's saying get the vax.
It's totally cool, man.
Let's all get the vaccine.
They got the vaccine.
We got the vaccine.
We can get back to normal.
Let me inform you.
Let's all get the vaccine.
It's about community immunity.
I'm talking unity for you and me.
If it is, it's good.
Trust me, it's good.
Now let's all get the vaccine.
There is none higher.
DMC.
I will inspire.
Time for us to trust and not debate.
The vaccine believe it's safe to take.
Nine out of ten people won't get sick.
That's 90% effective.
That's my favorite part.
Nine out of ten people won't get sick.
That's 90% effective.
And that's really, really bad, dude.
Oh my God.
Oh, you found them.
I thought those were in the video.
I was like, they're dipping.
The reason I say those fish is go to the end.
The credits at the end are longer than minority report.
Gotta act now.
Seen before it's too late.
For real.
Oh, they don't have any shoot.
The one we showed last time, maybe they caught us making fun of them.
It's just...
Storyboards, idea.
Lots of consultants, advice givers.
Yo, I want you to hire me for that video, and I'll tell you if it's street enough.
Yeah, we wouldn't sit on a stoop like that.
Usually you sit on the second stair of the stoop because of rats.
Oh, okay, thanks.
I'll change that.
That brings us to COVID.
Let's dive right into COVID.
Ricky Berwick stole this from me.
And I confronted him about it in his little wheelchair.
And he said, no, you stole it from me.
Motherfucker.
Social COVID requires a paintbrush to write.
Your language sucks.
Your language is stupid.
Fucking Chinese.
Chinese virus.
Comes from China.
Chinese asshole.
Just keep your hands off my dog.
So NPR, this is a continuation of what we were discussing yesterday.
Everyone is furious on the left about Rogan using drugs that don't benefit big pharma and curing himself.
And what I find amazing about this is that's just his Story.
What's the matter with someone telling a story?
So, NPR, which is the media wing of the deep state, a PR firm, they're just lying.
I tried to get anomaly to be a regular on this show, like a contributor.
But I think he makes enough money on his own.
Plus, you guys had that beef.
Now, that was all good fun.
Let me see that.
Click on the actual picture.
He's taking ivermectin, a deworming drug for cows that the FDA warns people should not ingest.
Imagine how much money Big Pharma puts into the FDA.
I mean, they must just be the same company at this point.
And what's the next one?
While there are approved uses for invectrin in people and animals, oh, so the FDA didn't say that.
Wait a minute.
No.
Should I take ivermectrin?
No.
While there are approved uses for ivermectrin in people, yeah, yeah.
It's a commonly used anti-parasite drug.
And I always get suspicious when you start freaking out and saying, don't take it.
Remember when they were making fun of Trump for saying put bleach under your skin?
Inject bleach?
Trust the science.
No.
Science ideally doesn't trust the science.
Our entire existence up until a few years ago was it was a given, a scientific fact, that life needs light to live.
Right?
Are these folded cuffs annoying you as much as they're annoying me?
And then a few years ago, we find these organisms living deep inside rocks.
And they're doing just fine with zero light.
Oh, okay.
I guess you don't need light to live.
And then there's those dudes at the bottom of the sea, those weird albinos with no eyes floating around eating whale guts.
So science is an amorphous blob, always changing.
And Joe appears to be at the forefront of this, discovering new things that are not financially beneficial to big pharma and the deep state.
So he's persona non grata.
That's it for COVID.
New subject.
I had to jump into COVID because of the opening song.
Wait, did you hear that whole thing that if they approved any other treatment, then it would have canceled the emergency need for the vaccine rollout, thus canceling the contracts, and then they wouldn't get their money.
So you can't have it both ways, where there's something that you could take for COVID and then also have an emergency vaccine rushed out.
Right.
Dude, you're a setup, you credit yourself as a designer, a graphic designer.
And what you've done with your tactical walls is pathetic.
I haven't done anything to it.
Well, what's with that?
Okay, that's something in and of itself.
Why would your office look like shit?
Why do you have a big picture me behind you?
I got those, my Spark devices here.
It's very practical, not very showy.
And then I go.
Well, you're on a show.
And go up to the...
Zoom out and go up to the top there.
Now go up.
It's very aesthetically jarring to have a sign jut out from a thing like that on a shelf.
Like having a sign on a shelf alone is jarring.
Am I supposed to pretend that I put that there?
Well, why don't you take it down then?
It's fine there.
I mean, it's if you're into design, things should annoy you.
Yeah.
I could do a whole remodeling of this thing.
Like, this is your set.
I have a set.
I have three sets.
I worked very hard on them, spent a ton of money.
This is my prized possession here.
What is?
Yeah, why didn't you put that away?
I like it there.
Looks cool.
Boy gee.
George W. Bush got caught lurking, 1-3.
This is really bad.
Really embarrassing.
Serya accidentally liked her selfie that was three months deep into her media tap.
That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Now, this has never happened to me, but I put this up here because it may have happened to you and you would know what it's like.
But I don't lurk.
I like taking Millennials' phones, though, because I'm very into matchmaking.
So I'll be talking to a girl and I go, so who's your guy?
Who's on the horizon?
That's the only thing I can really talk to young girls about because I don't know anything.
And I spent my whole life trying to bone them, like from 14 to 30.
So then you're married.
Boning isn't an option.
And I'm kind of meeting them for the very first time where I go, hi there.
What are you doing today?
You have a dress.
Do you like to wear your dress?
I've never seen them as a human being before.
That's a lie.
But sex was always there, you know?
Like, say you're a show promoter and you hang out with musicians.
Always in your head, you're thinking, we can get you at Madison Square Garden, we can get you at Bowery Ballroom or something.
It's always part of the equation, but you're friends with them still, but you have a mutual interest.
Now, you don't promote shows anymore.
And you're hanging out with Run DMC.
And you're saying, so you did a corny vaccine song.
Did you like to do that song?
So the one thing I know is that marriage improves your life.
And it also shows that I'm not trying to get in their pants.
So it gets the creep factor out.
And I start talking about boys.
So anyway, I'll say, let me see him.
Let me see him.
I always say the criteria, right?
He has to be ambitious.
Can't be a photographer or a musician or an artist.
And if he travels a lot, you might be doomed.
And then they show me the Instagram.
And I'll scroll back a couple pages and they'll go, careful, careful.
They'll go, I accidentally liked an old picture.
And they always freak the fuck out.
I don't do it.
But it's fun.
They pointed, somebody found this.
Amazing.
I hadn't seen this before.
I just, I hadn't discovered it on your phone.
Because I fucking saw both of them.
Looks perfectly healthy and bright.
Yellow filter and blur make him look sick.
It's fucked up.
He's an exceptionally healthy looking dude.
In fact, he's one of the only dudes who didn't lose anything when he went bald because he's very muscular.
I'm trying not to sound gay.
He's very muscular.
Gentleman, it's not my cup of tea.
Josh Denny.
Wait, what?
Been being good at it, if you will.
Ryan's got a video drop.
Stop the presses.
Josh Denny is canceled.
He has been fired from the food network about, I guess, five years after being fired.
For those asking, our working relationship with Josh Denny ended years ago, and we removed all episodes he hosted at that time.
His views do not reflect our company values, and we regret giving him a platform.
If you regret ever giving me a platform, how about you send me a check for the tens of millions of dollars?
Hello?
My show made for your network.
You knew my views and my style of comedy when you hired me.
My views represent half this country.
Let's call him.
Shall we?
Because I remember Vice did that to me very recently.
They said, Mr. McInnes no longer works here and hasn't worked here for a long time.
We abhor white nationalism and anything to do with hate and blah, blah, blah.
And I thought it was funny because there were people saying boycott Vice when the Proud Boys were at their peak controversy.
Hey, buddy.
Hey, man, you're on the air.
I have to tell you that legally.
What's up?
I was just telling our viewers here, our baby monsters, that Vice recently made it clear that they have nothing to do with me or white nationalism, and they're very much against hate.
And I noticed that you got fired from the food network five years after you were fired from the food network.
Well, feels people know I was never actually fired from the food network.
They still want to pay me what I was worth and didn't pick up my contract.
And then they've never actually commented on me not working for them until today.
Or yesterday, I guess.
And I saw this unbelievable tweet.
It was the cuckiest thing I ever saw.
This guy, Ben Zannon from Toronto, goes, I'm sorry.
This is him to the food network.
I'm sorry, but I think this issue needs to be further addressed.
Please name the harm and demonstrate your understanding of it.
Comma, apologize, commit to the fixes.
And commit to the fixes.
Oh, sorry.
Commit to the fixes and then follow through.
The problem isn't just this guy.
It's the specific bigotry and misogyny he's spouting.
What is your stance there?
It's not the ended relationship with the food network.
It's how the policies in place gave him a platform in the first place.
How are they being fixed?
What the fuck is he talking about?
Oh, yeah.
He wants to rattle the entire cage of how they vet all of their talent.
And then he wants a full investigation.
He wants a full workup and he wants it by 3 p.m. today.
Well, I don't blame these people being drunk with power because it is effective sometimes.
These bullshit tantrums occasionally work.
It worked in the last three days.
I mean, I was basically mocking people that are being...
Let's not even call them pro-choice.
I mean, these people are demanding on-demand abortions with absolutely no parameters, no exceptions, no ifs, ands, or buts.
They just want to murder whoever they want to murder for their own convenience, right?
Which is nice, which we've all had that thought, right?
We've all been at Chipotle and be like, if I could just bash the guy in front of me, we could get this whole thing over with faster.
Well, when I'm in the line at Chipotle, I'm thinking, I'm about to murder that burrito.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, that was what my show was on the Food Network.
Right.
Yeah, but it's wild with all, I mean, you know, as well as anybody, Gavin, these little mini mobs try to cancel me for any joke that's like outside the bounds of what they deem acceptable.
And for whatever reason, me saying, and the joke that got everybody mad, which was just like one joke and a stream of thoughts, was, don't give me that women don't know they're pregnant for six weeks crap.
I said, whores.
Only whores don't know they're pregnant for six weeks.
Yeah, and that's true, and that's what got you in shit.
But they use that.
So they're pretending they're offended by the word whore.
How many times have they used whore to describe Michelle Malk and Ann Colter?
Like, they do much worse than whore.
They say they want them to be raped to death.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, absolutely.
And the best part about it is I didn't say women are whores.
I didn't say if you don't know you're pregnant for six weeks, you're a whore.
I just said whores wouldn't know.
So for you to be offended by that joke, you have to self-identify as a whore.
It's whore rights activists.
You can see the beauty of it?
Whores rights activists.
All right, I got to go.
All right, buddy.
Whores rights activists.
What's that thing Scottish people can't say?
Purple burglar alarm.
Purple burglar alarm.
Purple burglar alarm.
And then let me try in Scottish, right?
See you, Jimmy.
Purple, purple burglar alarm.
That's a lot of rolling R's.
Purple burglar alarm.
Okay, let's jump right into MPP.
What?
MPP.
Oh, okay.
Let's jump right into it.
Nice and smooth.
Biden.
On him I can depend.
My pet.
Biden.
A monster of the president.
He's big and loose.
Sleepy.
But a friendly monster, too.
My pet Biden.
Wait, what?
That doesn't rhyme.
That was a good show.
My pet Biden.
I mean, my pet monster.
I don't really want a pet monster.
Too stressful.
I mean, we saw what happens when the government finds out you have a monster in the movie E.T. So I'd constantly be hiding him and stuff.
And what good does he do?
Weren't the scientists just like child protective services because he was a pedo-alien?
They're saving the kids.
I don't know.
I watched that movie as an adult.
Maybe it's the devil's advocate in me.
But I was like, yeah, kids, get lost.
We didn't know there was life on other planets.
We need to examine him.
This could be a threat that endangers the whole Earth.
So I'm sorry that Drew Barrymore and Elliot are sad, but I need to take this into a lab.
And I have to prepare nuclear weapons and aim them at space.
We don't care what planet you're from.
Fucking kids is wrong.
Okay, E.T. Yes.
Well, that's the other angle.
And also, Animal House shouldn't be on campus.
They shouldn't be going to that school.
So if you want, a great example of the media being lapdogs for the deep state is the way they run interference for their bosses, Biden and Sackey and Pelosi,
without even looking it up.
And this was a fantastic one.
Fact check.
A viral photo makes it look like President Biden checked his watch during a ceremony honoring U.S. service members killed in the Kabul.
But that's misleading.
This is some German TWAT doing fact checking for USA Today.
Wouldn't you have to watch him the entire ceremony to be sure he didn't check his watch?
So go back.
This guy, Daniel Flunk, doing Finschlappen.
He's checking.
He goes, people are saying that he looked at his watch, but I'm looking at this photo, this one photo, and he's not checking his watch.
So Ergo, he never checked his watch.
And then we've all seen him check his watch.
The story was updated September 2nd.
Note that Biden checked his watch multiple times at the dignified transfer event, including during the ceremony itself.
The rating on this claim has been changed.
And here's another thing the media is reluctantly having to admit today.
He didn't check it once.
He checked, as that gold star mom pointed out, he checked it several times, about 13 times, once per service member.
And it reminded me, that running interference from them reminded me of the AOC thing.
Remember that one?
Where, look, let's be frank here.
She's definitely, I can't say definitely wrong gets sued.
She's 99% chance on Adderall.
She's in over her head.
She's an affirmative action hire.
It's fucking hard, even being a shitty politician.
You got to put in a lot of hours back and forth to D.C. all the time, lots of interviews.
You got to come with these stupid plans like the Green New Deal, which I think costs each individual American $760,000.
Something insane like that.
All the buildings have to be green-friendly.
So to do all that, you need, and if you're not meant to do it, then you need drugs.
Hey, JFK was on Adderall, basically, speed.
And so they put up a picture of her, and people who are on Adderall, their body thinks that it's fight or flight, and they're going to get killed.
So the body opens your eyes wider.
It wants you to take more in.
It thinks maybe that's a threat.
So you're hyper-alert.
And that means we see the whites above your eyes.
So it appears that Tucker's producers added googly eyes to AOC.
And this is a fact-checker, by the way, at Daily Beast.
That's probably the best insult to AOC ever.
It's like, those retarded eyes are not hers.
Stop photoshopping her to make her look like a fucking clown.
She's a beautiful woman.
Oh, look, DeBlasio's daughter's on Adderall 2.
Oh, my God.
She is definitely...
Go up top.
Like...
Wait, is it that's fake?
Wait, this one, I belie.
This one looks real.
She's high.
She talks like it, too.
And her little TikToks, where she's explaining how hurtful everyone is, and how racist America is, and how hard it is to be a white woman in America.
Let's see.
Let's go through her life and see every time she's been a victim of racism as a person of color.
Maybe someone called her a spic when she was six and it was another six-year-old who just learned the word.
She's always cooking in her little Instagram lives, but you'll notice she's like, no, I'm not very hungry right now, so I'll eat that later.
She has no appetite.
Another sign of Adderall usage.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
When I would take it back in advertising days, people are like, are you hungry?
And you go, no, I'm fine.
And it's 4 p.m.
You haven't eaten anything all day.
And then someone gives you a hot dog, and you're like, okay, I guess I'll have a hot dog.
And it's like a vacuum sucking up lint.
Like, it just disappears.
And you go, oh, Jesus, I'm not hungry, but I guess my body is.
I'm actually talking like I'm on Adderall right now.
It's a Dunkin' Donuts coffee.
Twitter is great for exposing this kind of hypocrisy.
And it's one of the best things about it, really, because you can juxtapose what they said under these conditions and what they said under those conditions.
And we realize that they're full of shit.
So go to the first one.
This is about the Trump-Ukraine call that got him impeached.
It's not just the call transcript two spaces after a period, which is a sign of retardation.
That's a high school thing that you should have out of your system by the time you're 19.
It's not just the call transcript.
The whistleblower complaint would likely have more details.
We need both and not just the call.
Okay, so you're into full transparency.
I sympathize with that.
That's why I support Glenn Greenwald, Julian Assange, even Chelsea Manning, at least some of that.
But let's see what they got next.
Oh, under the Trump administration...
I'm sorry, under the Biden administration, she says, Jen Sackey says, when asked about the league call.
No, I'm not going to go into the details of a private conversation about the Afghan call, whether it is true or not.
Oh, so you don't want transparency when you could be exposed or your administration could be exposed as full of shit.
Like when your retarded Mr. Magoo Boss told the Afghan president, quid pro quo, everything Trump was being accused of, everything they accuse us of, they're doing.
So Biden did a quid pro quo, said you'll make tons of money if you pretend the Taliban is receding thanks to America.
And the president went, no.
And they went, okay, fuck you, no money.
I also noticed he's not president anymore.
Is that a quinky dink?
Who knows?
Oh, did you also see, speaking of Chelsea Manning, it came out recently.
They came out and they said that they no longer support Glenn Greenwald.
He's very dangerous and evil.
I'm not sure what set, I'm just going to say her, to be easy.
I'm not sure what set her off, but Glenn Greenwald said something recently.
I'm terrified of you.
He responds with carpet bomb of truth, Chelsea Manning, thousands of documents to WikiLeaks.
And go down, though.
I want to see what set her off.
Despite being fairly left-wing, do-do-do.
You're going too fast.
To be clear, today's news are no different.
Manning's hordes of far-left cells who now dismiss Greenmond as unprincipled, lack, hack, and a grifter who's allegedly sold out to the right.
I can't find what pisses him off.
I think their problem is that he appeared on Tucker.
Not what he said, but just the news source that he appeared on.
He was on Fox News.
That's it.
Let me see.
I don't have $10,000 right now, but if I get it, I want to send it back to you from a donation you once did.
I can't deal with this anymore.
I'm terrified of you and everything you do.
You're greedy, unprincipled, and I'm embarrassed for ever considering you a friend.
This is Trump derangement syndrome.
Last night during the floods, I decided I'm no longer going to be afraid of saying what's on my mind.
This person is so fucking damaged.
Remember when she sent out a tweet of her feet on the edge of a building like she's going to kill herself?
Don't let me stop you, Chelsea.
Keep going.
To those he has hurt, I'm sorry.
And we don't know what's going on.
What set her off?
So what Glenn Greenwald did is he just printed everything that they've ever said to each other, every conversation.
It's every email, every DM.
It's this massive long file.
And all you see is this nice guy, journalist, trying to help out a severely mentally ill gay, which is what Chelsea Manning is.
Remember Night for Freedom when she doxed us?
There we go.
Bye.
And of course, she didn't do it.
Who posts a suicide threat like this and then doesn't do it?
To show she just got her toes did?
What an absolute mess.
Get her out of the political discussion.
This is the problem with modern American discourse is a huge swath of lunatics are invited to the table.
And we have to listen to them and say, what are you talking about now?
Oh, somebody else tweeted for her.
Because she's, you know, busy.
This is her friend.
Me, me, me.
Look at me.
All right.
So we don't have a bumper for the war on kids, but we got to make one.
I talked to Jose.
But here was a great story.
It's just one story anyway.
And I just thought it's amazing that this is not in the mainstream media, but they'll spend, you go to Daily Mail or even the New York Times, and it'll be, someone's dad said nigger 10 years ago.
That's the news.
Like that guy with the gun in Florida.
His wife was being accosted by a band of thugs.
They run over her foot.
While he's chasing them back and holding his gun, he uses the horrible N-word and he's in court.
He's facing hate crime charges.
It's all over the news.
This is nowhere to be seen.
Illegal alien driving drunk as they're wont to do.
All these sanctuary cities, once the illegals take over and it gets so Mexican that they're speaking Spanish in the town halls, one of the first things they do is get more lax on drunk driving laws.
Mexicans don't see drunk driving as a thing.
They're basically the way we were in the early 80s, where it was like, ah, you got a little shit face.
That's okay.
Like Bill Hicks said, when I was a kid in Texas, they pulled you over and they said, you've been drinking?
And you go, yeah.
And they go, oh, sorry to fuck up your buzz.
Go ahead.
But this drunk driver, illegal alien, who'd been deported, hits a three-year-old girl on her tricycle, kills her.
So we have illegal aliens driving drunk, killing kids.
And the media doesn't want to go near it because to discuss problems with illegal aliens is racist because they tend to be Mexican.
And that's a race.
Those are Hispanics, apparently, and they can't be criticized.
In other words, the modern media is more concerned with racism than they are with the safety of children.
In other words, they would rather let children die than be seen as potentially racist.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say when they were doing a documentary about him?
He contacted the documentarians and said, look, I ate blacks because I lived in a black neighborhood.
I'm not racist.
I would have eaten Armenians if I was in an Armenian neighborhood.
And they go, okay, We'll be sure to include that in our documentary about you, you cannibal murderer.
And he's like, Good, thanks.
Bye.
I may have murdered people and eaten them and made soup bowls out of their skulls, but I'm not racist.
Okay, that brings us to A. Yep.
Look at these fucking horrible weak users.
Fuck you, Dad.
Those that work sources.
Who wears shorts to a riot?
So just to update you on the Veritas thing, which is gone now.
Project Veritas is submerged.
But just to update you on that, the parents are pissed.
So we saw some of the town hall thingamadooty where they sit down and talk to the various educators and administrators, which is just a fake thing.
But what's real is the media attention.
And Christopher Ruffo, who is the reigning champion on critical race theory, says that parents are revolting against critical race theory and classroom indoctrination.
The past 24 hours, school districts have suspended a teacher for promoting Antifa ideology, and that's Gabriel Geipe, and another for having students pledge allegiance to the pride flag.
And that's a cute chick who's probably fun to fuck.
It's just the beginning.
Look at his disgusting tattoos.
When you're kind of a small guy with wee shoulders, you don't want to get gigantic tattoos.
Like, those should all be a tenth of their size.
Not that I promote fucking hammer and sickle.
Hammer and a sickle.
I'd love to see you work in the fields, sir.
It's more than 180 days and you can't go home at 320.
It sucks.
But yeah, that's good news, isn't it?
At least this is why the First Amendment is so important, because you need to raise awareness.
And as long as people know that we're allowing total fucking radical lunatics into our schools to indoctrinate our kids, that gets the ball rolling.
They just need to know.
They need to know how few children die of COVID and how totally worthless masks are in pre-K.
Oh, I have an unpopular opinion coming up.
So a long time ago, we showed you footage of a fight between Proud Boys and Antifa, and we watched it frame by frame and saw an Antifa stab a guy right here.
And Noble Beard got stabbed here.
Apparently, this is one of the worst places to get stabbed in the armpit.
You get right to the vitals right away, and there's nothing to stop you.
And that's where he was stabbed.
And so they caught him, stabbed Latino man near his heart.
He's been arrested, charged with attempted murder.
Now, I don't get my hopes up that this is going to be anything but a year in state jail, county jail.
But his name's Eric Cohen.
Eric Cohen?
Hello?
Look at him.
What's up?
What is that?
It's a trans guy.
Wow.
It's just a guy with long hair, by the way.
Who wore it better?
Fucking.
Damn.
Detectives believe a second violent attack occurred during the same altercation over.
No victims or witnesses have come forward.
Detectives are asking any, yeah, please come forward, victims.
Although, in the case of Prowboys, you don't need a victim.
I'm sure you do with Antifa.
So let's say the victim comes forward.
Let's say this guy gets like 10 years.
He's a perp.
He's a fucking asshole.
He's garbage.
He deserves to go to jail.
All of this is true, right?
And I don't want to sound like I'm absolving him of any responsibility here.
However, no one kills more Muslims than Muslims, and no one destroys more Antifa lives than Antifa.
This guy was stabbing someone he thought is a Nazi who's going to ruin America and start World War III and genocide gays and clowns and intellectuals and creative types and Jews and blacks and Hispanics and destroy America.
So while sticking him with 100% responsibility, I think I can also say that he's also a victim of this bullshit brainwashing ideology.
Like these, here's a clearer example.
Remember that guy?
It's one of my favorite clips as far as proving points go.
They're chasing him in his Ford.
That big truck, the kind of truck you carry celebrities in.
Escalade.
Something like that, right?
They're chasing him down the street.
High-speed chase.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I gotcha.
Something happens to the engine.
I don't know what.
It's in neutral there.
It glides.
It bonks a thing.
He comes out, big fat guy in slides.
And he's just walking at the cops going, and mentioning, they take him down.
His stupid shoes fall off.
Now, I can't get...
Oh, God, I hate that fucking font.
It's everywhere.
Go back.
Hey, Tim, Tactical Walls.
If you're watching, that's the font I'm talking about.
That stupid thing.
Is that Corey or Copperface?
Yeah, Copperface sounds like with that extraneous little serif at the end of everything.
It's like everything is an I-beam.
Ugh.
It's everywhere.
So yeah, they're chasing him.
And I can't read his mind, but it's possible, and I'd even say likely.
Oh, he's throwing his drugs out the window.
That he's thinking, fuck it.
Cops are racist.
They shoot blacks for sport.
I'm going to die anyway.
And I've heard black dudes say this.
Even black dudes at my Gym.
Like, I'm taking out as many of these racist motherfuckers as I can if I ever get caught.
So, he now, this is where you let me just stop it right here.
If you had a sober view of America and you understood statistics and you'd been told the truth your whole black life, right now, you would stick both hands out of the window and then you'd listen to their instruction.
You'd say, I'm opening the door.
I'm opening the door.
You'd open the door from the outside, slowly come up and walk backwards, maybe get on your knees with your back to them and your hands up high.
Dude, even if it was a racist murderer, now he's on tape shooting you in the back of the head.
His pension's over.
So even in that scenario, like do what I'm saying.
But anyway, it's likely that he thought, pigs are racist.
I'm going to die.
So I'll go out in a Blaze of Glory and maybe I'll take down one of my murderers.
It's like Minority Report, second reference in one show.
The Sea Owls, whatever they're called.
He's seen that he's going to die.
So in other words, this guy's responsible for his death, yes.
But also included in this recipe is the fake narrative that cops hunt blacks for sport.
So the guy who did the stabbing was also heavily influenced by the fake narrative.
And there he goes.
Dead.
That's another reason why you shouldn't say, wear slides.
What if someone shoots you?
Then they fall off and there you are, lying on the road in your socks.
You didn't exactly die with your boots on, did you?
And then they'll say the police kept shooting him.
He was shot 52 times.
Yeah, you got to make sure he's dead.
That gun hand's still moving.
And it was still pointed at them.
Look at that.
Just saying.
And he took like a million shots.
Isn't it bizarre what the narrative is, though?
Like this, remember that guy, what's his name?
Amadou Diallo?
They go, he was shot in the foot.
Yeah, it was exactly like that, but they were standing at the other end.
And they were going, all the shots happened in maybe four seconds.
But yeah, some of them are going to go in the foot.
But Spike Jones, no, Spike Lee, I was confused those two.
His implication is that they're like, things I've seen on Chismobin, by the way.
So it does happen when the other side does it.
But cops have never, in the history of cops, I'll say it here, just sat there going, look at him wriggle.
No one from BLM would believe me, but the truth is that after Amadou Diallo was killed and they realized he was innocent, the cops on the scene dropped to their knees and were crying because they realized they just murdered an innocent man.
Let's update you too on this Wi Spa guy.
Now, I had you look him up earlier, Ryan.
Dig him up.
So some pervert pulls his dick out at Weespa, but because he identifies as a woman, it's transphobic to not like that.
Black women experience black female privilege, so this woman comes up and says, what the fuck are you doing?
There's a pervert in the woman's room showing his dick at me.
Wiespa goes, look, it's his right.
So Christians go to Wispa and say, look, I'm done with this shit, all right?
You're waving dicks in faces.
And Antifa shows up to say, it's not a dick, it's a woman's penis, and you guys are assholes and you're transphobes.
What no one's doing on either side, really, is focusing on the dude.
This is the guy.
This is the woman with her penis out.
Precious child.
Now, what is precious?
Is this like a sex worker thing?
Is this like how you can fuck him for 20 bucks?
Just the guy that did the music?
What mo?
We opened up the show with...
Breathe!
No, wait, I don't think we ever brought that to the show.
What are you talking about?
This does music.
This thing.
She?
Remember?
Let me see the other pictures before you go.
This is a woman that was at WeSpa.
This is who Antifa is getting arrested defending her rights to wave her dick at little girls.
Seems reasonable, huh?
You have music by Precious Child?
Yeah.
Don't interrupt the show unless you have it.
All right, so go to 2-1.
There's more on this moron.
Precious Child's new music video.
Oh, there you go.
And it's about the whole deal.
No.
Do we not see this on the floor?
I don't know.
I've never seen this before.
Holy cannoli.
Let's play it.
Wouldn't that be funny if it's really good?
It's okay.
Like it's your favorite song.
That's one of the problems when we were punk rockers getting beat up by Nazi skinheads.
We got a hold of this screwdriver tape, SK Rue driver.
Like, this is what the fucking Nazi pigs are listening to.
Put it in the tape deck.
Oh, this is really fucking good, actually.
And I remember privately listening to Screwdriver like, shh.
And then that became the running joke with punks.
I hate screwdriver.
They suck.
Awesome.
Okay, tear up.
Tear up.
Tear up.
How many hits does it have?
Fucking 1,000.
She's got 5,000 subscribers.
But look at the production quality.
That's a woman.
Imagine that is around your kids.
Imagine that that's dick is out in the shower, and your seven-year-old girl is like, Mom?
That's dick is out.
What the fuck?
What?
Tips on YouTubes.
Oh, they blur out the nips, so.
That's a good name for a band.
Blur out.
Blur out the nips.
And it's just me, but I'm wearing a mask.
No, it's just you, blurry.
Which is my camera angle.
What the f- Oh, yeah, I remember that.
I mean, they're mocking us, right?
I must have blanked this out.
Is that CGI or a puppet?
That's a puppet.
I think it's on a piece of fishing line.
Yeah.
So this is a direct expression of the event that happened.
Oh, wow.
Sir, you don't have to blank out your name.
Wait, you know what's funny?
I agree with you.
Like, this is my video.
Yeah.
We're so far apart that we've met again.
And I'm like, yes, you are satanic.
Yes, your dick is an evil, horrible, disgusting, satanic demon thing in the context of being around a child.
Yes, you're a demon monster.
Yes, you should get out of that room.
Never seen a woman's dick before?
Come on, guys.
I remember Weiss had an article on how to eat out a girl with a penis.
And it didn't involve blowing it.
It was like making the bag look like labia.
Meanwhile, your boner's sitting there and you're probably like, hey, I know I'm a girl and everything, but I feel like a blowjob would really cut to the quick.
What are the comments like on this?
Yeah, great stuff.
Fantastic song and video.
Please don't stop making your wonderful art.
I'm definitely excited for more.
Precious, poignant, and powerful.
You're amazing.
Hands down amazing.
Dick's out amazing.
Dick's out amazing.
Nobody jumped on this and said you're creep.
Nasty and demonstration.
Hey, baby monsters, please get on that and start dropping.
What are they called?
Drops.
Yeah.
So the bird, which is the bald eagle.
Yeah.
Getting good at it, if you will.
Take over those comments.
Demonic.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Nasty and demonic, full of the devil.
Fuck yeah, thank you.
Yeah, so retarded, thinks it's awesome.
Precious child.
Thanks.
Precious child, and we are on the same page.
Maybe we should go at WeSpa and demonstrate with Antifa.
Yes, he is a demon.
All right, so now let's get back to 2-1.
Because this person is continuing to be a pervert.
Sex offending suspect claims transgender harassment at WESPA case, right?
But keep going down.
Sorry.
In June, a group of women...
No, sorry, let me see the first paragraph.
Complained that a person who identified as female exposed her penis against transgender, or even that it didn't happen.
But on Monday, charges of indecent exposure were discreetly filed against a serial sex offender for the WeSpot incident following an investigation by the police department.
Sources with knowledge of the case, but not authorized to speak publicly, say four women and a minor girl came forward to allege that he was partially erect.
Oh.
Yes, I had a bit of a female chubby.
What do they call those again?
Wet.
I was a little wet.
No, when you have a partial bone.
Oh, uh.
Chub.
Like a chubby?
No.
Anyway.
Half stock.
Sometimes I've had incidents where someone's seen my penis in a picture in real life and then accused me of fluffing it to make it look big.
And I go, that's really gay because I didn't.
Half chub.
Sources with knowledge of the case, but not.
Oh, yeah, we already said that.
Okay, go down.
Keep going, keep going.
This could be on War on Children.
Keep going, keep going.
Look at them all fighting to defend this guy's right to put his penis in the face of young girls.
Nice priorities.
I'm glad we put this right after the War on Kids, although we had other stuff in the way.
The War on Kids and Antifa are becoming the same topic.
And same with the legal aliens.
The war on kids is laced throughout all this.
Click on that bulletin.
Darren.
Okay, zoom out a bit, dude.
Merriger.
Darren Merriger was arrested for indecent exposure incident.
Wait a minute.
Look at that.
Zoom in a bit.
December 30th?
I got to see the date, shitlips.
Yeah, 1230.
2018.
That's December 30th.
So he's done this before.
He's a serial sexual offender.
That's who they're...
They're defending.
Darren Marringer was arrested December 30th, right before New Year's Eve, for an indecent exposure incident in which he exposed himself to women and children in the women's locker room of West Hollywood Park.
Marringer claims to identify as female so he can access women's locker rooms and showers.
He's a registered sex offender and a transient with family in Marina Del Rey.
You know, when someone's gay and transient, it means they're a prostitute because they just stay at whoever's house.
Just fuck them.
Yeah.
Okay.
I've been meaning to get to this for a while, so some of this news might not be as cutting edge as it should be, but let's get to the PB.
Proud boys don't start fights.
They finish them.
Proud of your boy.
I'll make you proud of your boy.
Proud boys, stand back and stand by.
Stand back.
Remember the woman who interrupted that meeting, that Antifa rally and said, it's not Proud Boys, it's Antifa.
They threw smoke bombs at my kids.
I'm black.
Her husband is called the black preacher or something.
Her name is Jamie J-A-M-E-E, which phonetically is Jamie.
Jamie Anatello.
And last week, sorry we're so late.
Remember this No Proud Boys chick?
She showed up to that too.
She calls herself Frankly Jamie.
And the beginning of this video is just kind of fun to have it on record.
Sorry.
Look, wait, wait, wait, stop.
Remember this guy who uses a bathroom towel?
Oh, yeah.
A bath mat.
He made a sign on a bath mat.
Like, we're dealing with the biggest losers in the world.
And 100% of their identity is identity politics.
So when a black woman comes up to them and disagrees, they can't go with their ideas and say, my ideas against your ideas.
Let's go.
Cage match.
Because they have that Achilles heel where black women are more valuable than anyone, so I can't contradict them.
Okay, well, what if one disagrees with you?
Then you're wrong.
When your ideas are contingent on someone else's race, then your ideas suck.
And Nifa threw bombs and pepper gas at on August 7th?
The black conservative preacher's wife.
Right.
Oh, so because I'm his wife, my kids don't matter?
No, your kids absolutely matter.
Can we please tell us why?
Nope, I don't think that's a good idea.
This is classic, guys.
Please get this on camera.
This is what white liberal women do.
It's a thousand times worse than humans.
And I want you to pay close attention.
White liberal women will not engage in conversations with me.
Why?
Because I do not.
Oh, because of who my husband is.
So I am devalued.
So women matter, right?
We don't want women to be oppressed.
Women matter.
But because of who my husband is, I no longer have values.
There she goes.
There she values people.
What is that thing that like, oh, you're the baba-taba preacher, right?
Well, it's high school stuff.
Again, I'm not sure.
I remember in high school, in grade school, you go, I hate that person.
They're a jerk.
This is mostly chicks I'm talking about.
And then they would be, then they'd be like, oh, yeah, here we go again.
They'd laugh at you.
And then the really advanced mean girls in high school would go, I actually feel sorry for her.
Yeah, it's really sad.
That is that.
So she hasn't quite reached the sorry for her yet.
She's still at the like, oh yeah, you do your thing.
I get it.
Oh, right.
Meanwhile, that woman with the sign, her fucking adrenaline is pounding.
And she went home and drank a bottle of wine and then cried.
I promise.
So go to 2-3.
Meanwhile, the guy with his fucking bathroom mat is just faithfully at work in the fields with his hammer and his sickle.
That's her.
Here's an interesting thing.
So Ethan Nordine, Ufio Panman, the guy who punched that Antifa dude and was the punch herd around the world.
This guy has been in solitary confinement for six months.
Tess Owen is one of these Proud Boy stalkers who really ultimately hates them because she hates masculinity.
She has daddy issues.
She's probably on the pill, and the pill makes you eschew masculine men because it tricks your body into thinking you're in your first trimester of pregnancy.
So she's into wimps and beta males, who she will likely marry one day and then get off her birth control and go, what the fuck?
I married my brother.
And her body's going to go, sorry, when I'm in first trimester, I don't want to get fucked.
I want to be around your brother.
Oh, great.
Now I want to fuck Ethan Nordine.
Shit.
Anyway, so he's raised $1 million for bail because half of the country's sane and they can see that his bail is insane.
Now, this man's been in a box 23 hours a day ever since January 6th.
And the radical left Proud Boy stalker, childless Kuntake, he has come up with a million dollars and it helps to get him in jail for now.
But the government thinks his sudden fortune raises more questions about his power and clout than it resolves.
He's getting too powerful.
These proud boys are going to take over the world.
So Antifa destroys everything in its path.
That's political activism.
Someone stands up to them.
Uh-oh, they're too powerful.
She's saying someone who's been in a box for 23 hours, for six months, is too powerful.
To quote PJ Dubs, let that sink in.
And I would just love to see Tess Owen last more than five hours in solitary confinement, let alone six months.
The Greg Waters and I dug into Proud Boys' finances earlier this year and attempted to detangle the web of LLCs.
I have a list of 35 Proud Boys who lost their jobs, many their careers, after getting dox and having their places of work harassed.
But the radical left's primary concern is they're making too much money.
They're too powerful.
They're too effective.
The black church that could bankrupt the Proud Boys.
Remember when Antifa burnt down a church?
What did Tess Owen have to say about that?
They didn't take a flag off it and burn it later on the ground.
They burned the church.
It was like a Presbyterian church.
It was a really old church.
And of course, Antifa's been burning churches all across Canada.
But yeah, don't touch a flag on it.
What's 2-5?
I think it's that same chick trying to get a cop fired.
Ex-cop wearing a proud boy kilt says he only used to be a proud boy.
Like, these people are damaging.
They're getting cops fired.
They're trying to get cops off the street so they can protect us less.
No, no, I just want non-racist cops because if he hears a black guy's in trouble, he's not going to come because he's a Nazi.
No, that's your crazy mythical universe.
What you're really doing is getting someone who devoted their life to helping people fired.
Like that dude, Brian White, who had to, he lost his career.
He's working HVAC now.
He'd saved, I don't know, thousands of lives over the course of his career.
No, he's a racist.
He has to go.
Along members of the far-right street fighting gang.
Street fighting gang.
We do have street fighter.
I have street fighter in the studio, yeah.
You know what that picture's from, right?
When they were helping for the Texas flood, right?
Yeah.
And the narrative, because I think one of them had a gun in it, that they were down there to hunt looters.
Meanwhile, they were just handing out water bottles the entire time and taking boats to people to bring them water.
And then, I think it was NBC News showed up, some Asian chick, and she's talking to the guys.
He's handing out water bottles, and she's like, who are the elders?
You answer to the elders.
Who are the elders?
Meanwhile, the elders is a joke I made up, which was basically the guys from the Dark Crystal, those puppets.
And I was saying, hey guys, it's not up to me, but we have to meet and get drunk on Friday.
The elders said it has to happen.
So who are the elders?
Oh, this was interesting.
So this is ancient Chinese secret by now, but I re-watched it recently because it keeps popping back in the news.
And you're clearly seeing someone get their first punch.
Now, at Deplorable, I punched a guy in the face, and I felt this.
You know why?
Because he'd never felt a fist come at him, and his face was like this.
I punched a gaping mouth.
And it's the same thing happening here.
This young guy, he's like, my dad was a brawler.
I've never been in a fight.
I feel like a pussy.
I need to get some sort of grit in my personal background.
I need to tell my dad I was in a fight.
And then he goes, oh, shit.
These punches hurt.
Make it full screen.
This is in Modesto, California, I believe.
Look, none of them have been in a fight before.
And their adrenaline is pumping so much they can't walk.
And this guy's got his arm in his pocket.
That's the guy right there.
Watch him in the shorts.
I'm not moving.
Oh, shit.
What?
Like, who?
Go back.
Who stands?
The rest is just pepper spray.
Who stands to fight and puts their feet next to each other so they have no stability?
Someone who's never been hit.
Oh, yeah?
I'm standing my ground.
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm bonk.
And then you'll see him again.
Look at him all mad after he goes.
Oh, you bet.
That's it.
You motherfucker.
I got his foot.
You just punched and kicked me.
Yeah, He shows up again later.
He's just getting pepper sprayed.
That's the problem getting kicked.
Look at them.
One along.
There he is.
I lost my stuff.
Why do they always bring so much stuff?
They always have...
Antifa always has backpacks on.
Smartest thing to do when you're arrested in a situation like that is just, I don't know what you're talking about.
Like, I know two guys, Trevor and I, I forget the other guy, let's say it was Mark Ryan or something.
They were at a bar and these drunken assholes were harassing these women.
The woman told them to get lost and they got rough with the girls and they're shoving them and knocking their drinks over.
So Trevor and Mark beat them up.
Not bad, just like grabbed them, threw them outside, punched them.
So they called the cops as pussies are wont to do.
And Trevor said, no, sorry, Mark said, no, no, no, officer, they were harassing, physically assaulting these girls.
They were in danger.
All we did, the bartender told them to leave.
They wouldn't leave.
There was no bouncer there.
We grabbed them, throw them outside, gave them a few slaps because they kept trying to come back inside and they fucked off.
We saved the day.
We weren't looking for trouble.
And you know what Trevor said?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Well, you assaulted these guys?
Nope.
I was drinking beer.
And then I got a call from you.
That's all I know.
Guess what Trevor got?
Nothing.
Guess what Mark got?
Community service.
You had to pick up crap by the side of the highway for like 30 hours.
You confirmed.
Like when Steinglass came to my house during the Proud Boys thing with two detectives at six in the morning, knocks on my door.
I'm all groggy.
So maybe I'll say something.
Okay, we planned to ambush people.
Where am I?
I'm so tired.
And he goes, we just want to talk to you.
And he had on a shitty, flowery tie that you'd get at Salvation Army.
And his business card looked like it had been through the wash three times.
I just thought, what a stupid piece of shit.
This is Steinglass, the DA.
But in retrospect, now, I think it's all an act.
They wear shitty suits on purpose to be like, I'm just a regular Joe Schmo Colombo.
There's just one thing that's bothering me.
I'm just a guy.
I'm the fish from Barney Miller.
Just talk to me, man.
Come on in.
And then, of course, the detectives being there kills his whole bluff because it shows that he's scared that I'm a psycho that's going to kill him.
So he has to have armed guards as he does his buddy thing, which doesn't really work.
You notice Colombo doesn't have two detectives with their hands on their guns.
So I said what everyone would say, including cops.
If cops are being investigated, they say this too.
They go, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my God, I'd love to talk to you.
Definitely, absolutely.
Let me get my lawyer on the phone.
We'll set up an appointment and let's do it.
And he goes, well, I mean, we're here now.
You're not in trouble.
We just want to ask you some stuff.
We want to hear what you have to say.
Oh, okay, good.
Yeah, great.
Well, let's get it all out at the meeting when I get my lawyer involved.
I did that a few times.
And he gives me his ratty little card.
And then the lawyer goes, Why don't you just email us the questions and we'll answer them?
And then they went sometimes.
Even sitting down with your lawyer isn't a great move.
Like with the January 6th shit, a lot of people refuse to sit down and talk because the FBI wants a headcount.
And what did they do with Roger Stone?
They said, did you get an email from Julian Assange?
And Roger Stone went, no, I don't think so.
No.
Yes, you did.
We have it here.
You're going to jail.
Why?
What did I do?
I got an email wrong.
No, no, no.
You impeded an investigation because you answered a question wrong?
So sometimes even an interview with the lawyer present isn't a good move.
This is a perfect summary of Antifa.
This is them in a nacho.
Some dork moron liberal supports them and wants to help.
They're not looking for support.
They're looking to hurt people.
This is revenge of the weak.
This is revenge of the picked on.
This is why they wear masks.
You've seen their mugshots.
You see who they are.
They're pussies.
They're losers.
Faggot is a terrible word for them.
Most fags I know are 10 times braver than these guys.
These are just the bitter, on-the-spectrum nerds who were never popular.
And they don't want your support.
They don't want to advance any kind of agenda.
They just want revenge and harm.
So this guy goes near them to, I don't know, support them, and they pepper spray him.
And he goes, guys, I'm on your side.
And they go, fuck you.
I don't care.
I want you to die.
I want the world to die.
No borders, no wall, no USA at all.
I'm sitting here trying to support you, you goddamn fucking kidding me.
Stop.
This guy is so cucked, he can't even call them a dick.
He's sitting there with, you've been pepper sprayed.
It feels like you're being stabbed in the eyes.
So his eyes are stinging like two wasps are in each eyelid.
And he's like, you, oh.
I'm not going to lose my temper and say the D word.
I should have green screened this.
Stop.
The guy yelling, your bike's going to be mine.
That's the guy you saw at the thumbnail at the beginning.
He has a mob of nerds with him.
You can tell by their corny shoes that they're geeks.
He has a mob of nerds with him who are masked.
And he's hiding behind a fence.
That is Antifa.
Sheer raging cowardice.
Revenge of the nerds.
Stop.
Wait, what?
Pretty sure there's tears coming out of your eyes, buddy.
Yeah, from bear spray.
This isn't even high school.
This is...
I don't even think it's junior high.
This is fifth grade.
This is a fifth grade fight.
Go ahead.
You just won!
You just won!
You want to come at me?
You'll have like 20 people swarming you.
Fuck you.
Look at his leg go up.
And how about that homeless, weird teen who lets his mask fall off and his filthy feet?
I thought he had boots on.
Those are his fucking feet.
Mental illness abounds.
Did that black guy right here like say, hey, dude, total the fuck out?
You just won!
You just won!
You want to come at me?
You'll have like 20 people swarming to you.
Fuck you.
Dude, that leg coming up is really...
Look at that.
What is this?
Eh.
He's flamingoing?
Yeah, what?
You need your knee to make your point?
Wait, keep going.
That was it.
Oh, that was it?
Unfortunate.
That should have been a green screen.
I apologize for that.
And then I think we already did those.
Okay, let's get to the MB.
I know what that one is.
You ain't going to fool me with this one.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes together, bad.
Let me touch you.
Do you mute me when you do all those things?
No, I heard you do that.
It was kind of cool.
A little spooky.
It's my new rap name, Ail Spooky.
As a Seattle native, I have to guess the store you went to.
Was it Singles Going Steady?
Or was it Georgetown Records?
I forget.
Maybe it was Georgetown Records.
Also, KEXP is the best and worst radio station on the planet.
It is still the best, but no, it was the best.
John in the Morning, best show in the history of radio.
They mix up like the Pixies with some new great band you never heard of like Still Woozy.
But they got woke and after all the BLM shit, they found some random Ethiopian dickweed.
Or maybe it's the Colombian guy now.
They just found someone with an ethnic sounding name.
And that guy plays weird backpack scientific hip-hop from like 8 till 11, which was John's slot.
And then John in the morning starts.
And he's got this.
He's from Seattle and he has this fake black accent that's so horrible.
Go to KEXP.
See who does the morning slot.
I'll keep reading while you dig that up.
This is from Mike.
Do you know whether or not Copper Cab is offed himself?
No, he's back on YouTube, dummy.
He's back on YouTube.
And we never updated that.
Yeah.
But he's back.
Go to the schedule.
Okay.
Not events.
Menu.
Schedule.
Monday, right?
Yeah, early.
Gabrielle Tederos.
Yeah, and then 10 a.m. you get John Richards.
John Richards used to do the morning show.
And it was fucking great.
And now, because a cop killed someone, we have to hear this fucking Lou Zer.
Domestic imperialism.
And he's just like I talk about how everyone's white.
Like his parents are probably rich Guatemalans who came here.
But because he has a Spanish last name, by the way, you are European.
You speak a European language.
You killed the Aztecs the same way I killed the Apaches.
We'll get written completely out of the pages of history.
I believe the same is true for the future.
If we don't write ourselves into the future, we get written out of tomorrow as well.
So we just by imagining writing them out so eloquently.
I feel like it's inspiring.
Wait, you talk about being written out of history and then they show a picture of a black woman.
You know, a black woman like me.
It was really hard to do a short story.
In fact, before doing a short story, just with it's really hard to do a short story.
What's this called?
Domestic imperialism?
It's correct.
And then Third Worldwide is another song.
So what's domestic imperialism when you colonize your own house?
I could do that.
I got three Indians in my house.
That guy took over the greatest radio station in the world and turned it into shit.
What a meek.
Written out of history.
He looks exactly like the conquistadors that dominated the Aztecs.
Like same beard and everything.
He just needs like a little steel hat with a point on it and some armor.
Wow.
I see it.
That's crazy.
He's just chopping their heads off and rolling it down the steps.
The palace.
Gavin, you may know this film, but if not, you're in for a treat.
Class-based comedy wherein blue-collar Joe befriends a rich guy over mutual loathing of you culture, and they kill a bunch of hippies.
Bonus, a very naked Susan Sarandon.
I just saw her in a movie with The Rock called Snitch the other night that is really good about a guy whose kid gets caught in this drug thing that he wasn't really meant to be a part of, and he's looking at years, and then the kid's getting raped in prison,
and he won't turn his friends in.
So The Rock goes, well, what if I find a drug dealer?
So then The Rock goes out and entraps someone and gets involved in a whole cartel.
Now he has to take down the cartel.
And it's weird because he's a snitch.
So you kind of hate him, but you kind of understand that he wants to save his son's life.
The mandatory minimum laws are very simple.
Jason is facing 10 years in prison.
10 years?
United States versus Jason Collins.
I believe in the mandatory minimum laws.
Please, I just want to help my son.
I found this because it's the guy that did all those other jail movies I like.
Like Shot Collar.
I just need an introduction into that world.
See, like the hero is prepared to destroy a man's family to save his own.
That's a weird hero to watch.
And I often hate that.
Like in The Irishman, he kills his best friend and you're like, fuck you.
I hate this guy now.
But in this, you kind of understand.
See, this is why I don't do the crime because I can't do the time.
If my family's in danger, I'm going to snitch.
So I don't get involved in cartels.
She aged, like...
She aged great.
Dude, I'd fuck her this minute.
She looks better older than she does younger.
That's my hot.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show when Rocky is touching her boobies.
Should I pull that up?
Yeah.
Very, very good.
If you owned one ball, this is how gay Ryan is.
He heard that his friends from the Bronx that he went to high school with are going to wander around a mall dressed as security guards.
And I go, film it.
That sounds funny.
He goes, yeah, I'll wear a suit with like an ear thing and we'll just like freak people out.
And then I go, did you ever do that thing?
And he goes, no, they changed it to something gay.
And I go, what'd they change it to?
They said, but they're just going to drink in a bar.
Yeah.
And I go, so something gay is buddies from high school they haven't seen a long time drinking and grabbing a beer with them.
Something cool is walking around a mall.
Correct.
It's weird and fun.
So I'm talking about Susan Sarandon's boobs in Rocky Horror, and you're like, I wonder if I should pull that up.
Oh, that's it, right?
I don't drink, too, so I go to a bar.
Why don't you drink?
You don't have to drink shots.
I just don't like the feeling of it anymore.
At all.
It makes you lose your gains.
Well, I'll be drinking at a cool thing, but not just on a regular day.
And you haven't shown me the tits I need.
There we go.
Isn't he a fact, though?
He's bi.
Oh.
That's like gayer than being gay.
Okay.
They are just greedy.
My veers.
Okay, that's enough.
Dear Lorax, Baby Monster, and Jimi Hendrix.
Wait, did you want to see this?
Oh, yeah.
Hey, Joe.
Don't it make you want to go to war once more?
Hey, Joe.
Why the devil did we go to war?
Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like you to meet Joe.
This is what the American press say: The movie Joe must surely rank in impact with Bonnie and Clyde.
Case forward passes.
Not really fags, but close.
What he like is a little on the side once in a while.
I'll drink to that.
Scrooing and grooving.
Joe, do me a favor.
Give us all a break.
Four stars.
So wait a minute.
Blue-collar Joe befriends a rich guy.
Oh, I see.
That's Jeff food.
The best Chinese restaurant in Astoria.
Look up Susan Sarandon nude Joe.
That's simp.
While you're looking up that, this guy says that he was surprised to see Family Guy openly attack Gavin McInnes.
Wow, we got a lot of exciting stuff coming up.
Tits and me being attacked.
You're taking too long, Ryan.
Not safe for work.
That's safe for work.
Fun tits.
It's a great, great pair of boobies.
Great pair of New York boobs.
She's right in the news everything you wanted.
She's got big eyes.
I think that's why she's good in movies.
Alright, um, show the next one.
The family guy.
Okay.
Why are you so slow?
This is unacceptable, dude.
I'm searching for it.
Uh, it's the next motherfucking email, you retard?
Gavin on family guy?
Got it.
Oh, wow.
He's got it.
I'm going in chronological order, obviously.
I'm a horrible person.
I'm only one step above those people who really like dive bars and really need you to know it.
I love this place.
I love dive bars.
Dive bars are my favorite.
They're so much better than regular bars because worse is better.
I know, right?
They're my favorite, too.
I'm quirky like that.
I've got quirky taste.
I'm a quirky girl.
It seems like we would be perfect for each other.
But really, we're terrible for everyone.
Funny stuff.
But I'm old.
So it's not a novelty.
I look like everyone in the bar.
Gavin, thought I would see what you thought about this story.
Norman, Oklahoma High School uses a picture of Derek Chauvin with his neck on Floyd as a rivalry poster with their school's logo over Chauvin, their rival's logo over Floyd's face.
High school rivalry taken too far.
Norman Public Schools says it is investigating a social media post concerning its two high schools.
The district called the edited image disturbing.
Our Barry Mangold is live at Norman North High School with reaction.
Barry Yeah, Bobby Kelly, the image we're talking about here shows the logos for both high schools.
But Saint Floyd, just stop.
We've lost Christianity in this country, but we still genetically need saints and spirituality.
So what do we do?
We saint random pieces of garbage like George Floyd.
And now we're watching Christian TV, where one of our top saints has been blasphemed.
George Floyd, the principal here at Norman North called the image unacceptable and said administrators are investigating.
That'd be funny if he said the principal here at the school called the image unacceptable and hilarious.
You better run the rounds on social media tonight.
Big deal.
Look at that.
It's like a random picture some kid made on his phone, and it's on the news.
That should tell you everything you need to know about our backwards priorities.
Is your next feature about the illegal alien who killed a three-year-old on her tricycle?
Oh, you're not covering that story?
You're covering what some funny guy made on his phone?
That's how you raise awareness.
You make that team, the winning team, the Mexican guy, and the losing team, the girl, harsh, fucked up.
But then when they investigate, they're like, wait, this happened?
Yeah, it did.
It is fucked up, isn't it?
Yeah, another trick you should do to get the news interest in you is dogs.
Like, everyone was concerned about Kabul, but when they found out there was dogs there, holy shit, did America go nuts?
So tell everyone that the whites in South Africa are dogs and that there's dogs in these camps and dogs that can't feed themselves and dogs being murdered and tortured and boiled alive and murdered in front of their puppies and having their puppies murdered in front of them, their throats slit.
Tell them all that.
And then when they, just as they're flying over to rescue, go, oh, wait, sorry, there's a typo.
I meant white farmers and white people in general.
It's the only way you'll get them interested.
Jesus, that's why they're keeping the dogs.
How dare some baby monsters say anything about Ryan?
Without him, there wouldn't be a show.
That's very nice.
You have not hurt me today.
Hey, Maddie, how'd you like the old firm game?
Get up, ya.
Mon, the Rangers.
Glasgow is blue, but we are the people.
I think Maddie's a Celtics guy, so he was not happy to see the Rangers kick Celtics' ass.
Ever hear of the serial killer Russell Williams?
Anytime you mention the connection to trans and perverts, I think of him.
Yeah, wasn't that the Canadian military guy who would break into women's homes and steal their panties?
Kids' panties.
Let me get him.
Lee, stop it.
That was annoying.
Dear censored, happened, G-Dog and Roguy came across this new TikTok, which is possibly the gayest shit I've ever seen.
Nothing more to say.
I'll put some links in here.
I don't know if it's one of those things you can just watch over and over.
Oh, yeah, I saw this.
Shut up!
What?
So, this is E-boys, hunky young boys, trying to, I guess, impress girls.
Of course, only fags watch it.
And it's them getting arrested because they think it looks sexy to be arrested.
Leroy, I swear to God, I'm going to cut your head off.
What?
That has to be a joke.
It's a joke.
If he barks one more time, maybe it's gays.
This is like better than Joker Face.
How do they do the siren lights?
Is that like an app on your phone or something?
You could do that, sure.
Let me see.
Is that all of them?
There's one more.
And they always do the same.
What's the...
God help these boys if they're not gay.
Oh my God.
That's one of those things where you're like, please be gay, please be gay, please be gay, please be gay.
I don't want our children being this gay.
Sir, how did you find that?
Yeah.
Well, I think with TikTok, 9 million things pour in.
All right, let's get down to the final vid.
Why don't you go get that box?
Alright.
And we'll do an unmasking.
How do they...
Why are we getting boxes?
I mean, an unboxing.
Don't say any addresses, but does it come from a familiar place?
Where is it from?
Is this a bomb?
I should open it.
Yeah, you should open it.
You don't.
Your life's worth less than a bit.
I'm under no delusion that that's not the truth.
Okay, I'm gonna put a helmet on.
That'll help.
Put on some helmet music.
I think you showed the address.
Oh, it's a kid from Tactical Walls.
Oh, cool.
Appreciate your patience with my torturous stories.
The 48 Laws of Power.
Very popular book with prisoners.
Thoughts and prayers.
Make a full speedy recovery.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
P.S. Thanks for reminding me of the fourth law.
Let's see what the fourth law is.
Law.
Wait, where'd my glasses go?
Law 4.
Always say less than necessary.
When you're trying to impress people with words, the more you say, the more common you appear and the less in control.
Even if you're saying something banal, it will seem original if you make it a vague, open-ended, and sphinx-like.
Powerful people impress and intimidate by saying less.
The more you say, the more likely you are to say something foolish.
That's true.
I have to go poo now because no one knows our address.
And I thought, I could just see the headlines.
Gavin McInnes blows himself up on live TV.
All right, so we're here ready for the final video.
Let's check it out.
Oh, a guy caught a snake.
I got a snake.
I got a snake.
I got a snake.
I got a snake.
On the guys, I got a snake, folks.
On the bro.
On the bro.
I'm just letting y'all know.
This that new killer.
It's that boy.
Hell yeah.
Now I'm, bro, I better get hella views for this nigga.
Look, I got a snake, y'all, and this motherfucker Raw was here.
His name Roger.
Now, I ain't gonna name that nigga Roger.
What y'all on?
I got a snake, folk.
I got a whole fucking snake.
This bitch tried to bite me earlier, though.
I had to whoop his ass, but you feel me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Bite they ass, nigga.
Got a whole snake in this bitch.
Bro.
Let's get hot.
I got a blunt.
I just got to go get it.
He finna bite the shit out of somebody.
He better not bite me.
Amen.
I know you were worried.
Is this going to deliver?
Boy, does it deliver?
Did you see one of the last frames there?
He's floating through the air.
Shut up, Leroy.
Hey, man.
Yeah.
Oh, I think he's got his hands on the bars and he's like pushing himself down there.
Good kid.
Yes, garter snakes will bite.
I remember as a kid, we used to catch them all the time.
And then when I saw one's fang sink into this part of my skin, I was fucking freaking out.
It's very freaky to be bitten by a snake, but you should probably not brag about how badass you are when you're holding one.
That's it.
Have a great weekend, you guys.
And as you'll notice, as we go through all this hypocrisy in the media, you see that how valuable this show can be.
Not because I'm some sort of fantastic journalist, but because I simply tell the truth.
And it doesn't take a lot of research to see that We Spa isn't about transphobia.
It's about justifying perversions.
And the media bitching about some stupid meme on a kid's phone while illegal aliens are running over our children.
In all of these cases, the weak are being ignored to justify the gods, our new gods, our new pillars of destiny, which is political correctness.
So as we pray to these blasphemous representations of justice, real justice is ignored.
And that's because we're losing our faith.
We're losing our Western chauvinism.
We're losing the fact that we worked hard to get here and we've earned everything that we have.
So let's enjoy our weekend, enjoy the spoils of all our hard work, and have a drink on me.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
Not even Tony Fauci still pretends that masks are medically necessary.
Instead, masks are purely a sign of political obedience.
We wear them because we have to.
The only people who wear masks voluntarily outside are zealots and marathons.
Science shows there is no reason for you to be wearing them.
So next time you see someone in a mask, do not hesitate.
Politely but firmly.
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