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Aug. 31, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E23 - WHO GETS THE KIDS?

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	Even when you're fucking about you, I think I'm going home and turning up my phone.
	I wanna be alone, I wanna be alone.
	Life is moving on, even when you don't give a fuck about you.
	Don't wanna hear your song.
	I think I'm going home and turning up my phone.
	I wanna be alone, I wanna be alone.
	Funeral attendance growing as I go.
	That's another one of the buffet boys.
	My new favorite guys.
	And that was Puya with Leave Me Alone.
	I sent it to my daughter and said, this is cool.
	And she said, cringe.
	Then she said, worse than Bo Burnham.
	And I thought, my daughter's mean.
	She's a cool snob.
	Actually, they're all mean.
	Remember I told you we went to that Williamsburg, colonial Williamsburg, the old-timey place, and we went to see a trial, and it was a guy who was working with patriots.
	This is pre-American Revolution, and they're all dressed old-timey with the white wigs.
	And I stood up and I said the animal house speech, and I said, we're going to win this war, and I'm not going to sit here and let you badmouth the United States of America.
	And then a magistrate grabbed me, and I was thrown out of the courtroom.
	And I thought it was pretty funny, and people were laughing and cheering and stuff.
	And my youngest boy, he was probably six at the time.
	He's eating funnies.
	And I go, so what do you think of that last night?
	That was pretty funny, right?
	What do you think, your old man?
	And he goes, cringe.
	Mean.
	Many people thought our show last night was cringe.
	Tim from Tactical Walls, who I adore, was not popular with the viewers.
	He is quite a chatty Kathy.
	But here's the thing about Censored.tv.
	It's never boring.
	It's not predictable.
	So we've had a lot of mixing it up.
	Oh, it's an Afghan war vet.
	Oh, it's a four-hour fight with the dudes and a sponsor.
	Oh, it's back to a normal show.
	I haven't had a normal news show since Tuesday.
	So we've got a lot to catch up on.
	I don't think we're going to get close to any of it.
	What?
	One thing I wanted to show yesterday, though, was Tyron Woodley may have lost the fight, but has everyone seen these clips of him arguing with Jake Paul?
	That's so fucking good.
	It was way better than that shitty fight that I don't even remember, to be honest.
	How many people in your neighborhood dress like that, Tim?
	How many people were busted down?
	Answer my question.
	Since you're so good.
	I'm from Ferguson.
	I answer.
	How many people in your neighborhood dress like you?
	How many rap videos have you watched?
	Exactly.
	Have you seen that before?
	No.
	Yeah.
	That's the best reaction I've ever seen to someone getting dissed.
	And then he eloquently puts a little cherry on the Sunday with exactly.
	How many people in your neighborhood bust out Cuban links?
	The answer is zero.
	Zero people in his neighborhood wear Cuban links.
	How many rap videos has he watched?
	Millions.
	Millions.
	And that's right.
	It's all about Ferguson.
	The thing I didn't get about this little fight is, did you not look up your opponent first?
	You're making fun of him and saying he's not real, he's not from the streets when he's from Ferguson.
	Ever heard of the Ferguson effect?
	Remember the riots?
	It's a really, really shitty place to be.
	Look it up before you diss him.
	And then check out this other video where he's talking about how much money these people get when they fight Jake Paul.
	Do you want to respond to that?
	Yeah, I mean, ask any fighter on the card.
	This is all their biggest payday of their careers by far.
	Ask Amanda Serrano.
	Ask Charles Conwell.
	Ask Tyron Woodley.
	Ask these nuts.
	Four time.
	Ask these nuts.
	Is that a drop?
	That should be a drop.
	But we're never going to say ask.
	Be like, so how many people fucking blah blah blah?
	Ask these nuts.
	When everybody says it, when you leave it off with like how many this, how many that?
	Or any question, really.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, you're right.
	You're right.
	Like, if I say something like, I don't even understand what they're doing.
	Ask these nuts.
	Yeah.
	That's perfect.
	Yeah, that's perfect.
	Also in the silly news, I watched Vacation Friends last night.
	It's a totally realistic movie that makes perfect sense.
	And it addresses something that happens to all of us, really.
	You know, when black aristocrats go on vacation and they are confronted with loudmouthed, tacky, redneck white people?
	And they go, oh.
	And they're so embarrassed by the terrible behavior of these white people?
	You know, the black guy will own a construction company and the dad will be disappointed in him because that's not good enough.
	The dad, of course, is the dean of a prominent business college.
	And the white people, well, they're kind of unemployed, losers, freaks who were always getting wasted and doing Coke and yelling at the airport.
	How many times have you seen these white people embarrass themselves at the airport and just party way too hard?
	But eventually, that's cocaine by the way.
	Eventually, the square, poor, aristocratic blacks learn to let their hair down and have a little bit of fun.
	What?
	Like, there's even a scene where they go fox hunting and the white guy doesn't know how to do it.
	He shows up on a golf cart with a gun and they're wearing like the little British hats.
	Is this all the trailer?
	It's going on forever.
	This is the whole movie.
	We do too.
	Jesus.
	Good evening, everyone.
	Is he doing nothing?
	Marcus and I crossed paths in Mexico.
	Get to know each other intimately.
	This is the best wedding I've ever been to.
	Put that bottle on your head.
	Babe, he's not serious.
	We've been drinking.
	You know how white people are reckless with their guns, always carrying guns all over the place and scaring black people?
	What?
	Anyway, it's brutal.
	Brutal.
	With the stupidest...
	There they are.
	You see them fox hunting?
	Look at that.
	I took pictures of this and sent it to Kumia going, don't you hate when this happens?
	You're fox hunting and then some redneck brings you drugs and gets you high?
	Whoa, what shitty drug effects.
	Yeah, it's super cool.
	Well, they're playing What You Want by the Beastie Boy, so I think they're duplicating what you want.
	And now you have a story that's similar.
	Oh, God, yeah, Candyman.
	Well, pull up that trailer while you tell us all about your experience, which judging from what you told me yesterday is the same experience.
	White people suck.
	Black people are awesome.
	In every scene, this is Jordan Peele.
	He produced it.
	So in every scene, they're just doing something, watching this to be like, it's not like white people do it, but just white people in every conversation.
	Jordan Peele is not black.
	What is black about Jordan Peele?
	The only thing he can say is, well, you don't know.
	You haven't lived my experience.
	I live in a racist country where people are shitting on me all the time and saying I can't do this, can't do that, because I'm black.
	So that's why I'm black.
	Okay.
	If that were so, that would be true.
	What's that part again?
	What part?
	So if you say candyman, you get killed?
	Yes.
	Who kills you?
	Like a Freddy ghost kind of guy?
	The candyman.
	It's a black guy with a trench coat.
	How does he know they said candyman?
	Well, he's supernatural.
	Like, he's got bees coming out of his mouth and shit.
	And this all comes back down to like this innocent guy who gave candy to kids was shot by the police in the beginning.
	He's just an innocent man who comes out of the wall and gives a kid candy.
	And then the police are like, get him.
	And then they shoot him and kill him.
	As they do.
	Well, that was Michael Brown was handing out candy.
	Right.
	Trayvon Martin was handing out candy.
	Candy up, don't shoot.
	Can you turn that speaker down?
	It's going to get us kicked out of this space.
	It's so fucking loud.
	Jordan Peele was abandoned by his black father as a baby.
	And just like Obama, his mom was a black fetishist who saw this cool black academic.
	I think he may have been from Africa.
	Boned him.
	Then he takes off.
	And she raises him in the Upper West Side, which is all white, mostly Jewish.
	And he goes to all these fancy, stupid art schools like they have.
	The Beastie Boys went to them.
	Here in New York, there are ridiculous schools you can go to.
	And the school he went to, they have a garden on the roof and all that.
	So tell me what's black about him.
	Well, people shout on him because he's black.
	No, they did not.
	He got so much pussy in school.
	I promise you.
	The guy was getting bored of blowjobs.
	In the movie, there's this black nerd who has a, she hangs up her backpack when she gets into the school.
	They just showed it.
	Oh, they did?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, so she's got bad brains and a Black Lives Matter fist patch on her.
	And then as the girls are about to leave in this scene where they're saying Candyman, all white girls, right?
	And then the one Asian girl is like, fuck this, I'm out of here because she's smart.
	But the white girls, and right before this scene, the way they threw to it, they were like, who's stupid enough to say Candyman in front of a mirror?
	And they just go to white girls.
	I'm like, yeah, fuck these bitches.
	So they turned it.
	And by the way, when they make these girls stupid, you want them to die.
	Yeah.
	Well, here's another reason.
	Here's another reason they deserve to die because they bang on the door that the black girl's on.
	You know those black nerds that are always getting bullied by white girls?
	So when that happened, they're like, fuck you, bitch.
	Stop reading books, you black nerd.
	Yeah, stop pissing.
	And so then they all get brutally slaughtered, and it's like, yeah.
	You can die.
	It's the way that you feel when the Joker starts killing people.
	Like, you know what?
	He's had enough shit.
	Yeah, you know, what's really going on there is white murder fantasies.
	And I don't think black people, well, they're probably enjoying it, but you know, if you want to make money in the movie industry, you want to entertain white people.
	They're probably with non-white Hispanics, like 70% of the population.
	So it's white people.
	They love it.
	White people want to hear about them being dumb and being murdered.
	We are the weirdest race, I think.
	In that we're the only ethnomasochists.
	Like when I was a kid, I used to, like 20 years old, I used to listen to this rapper named Paris.
	And he was openly racist, talked about killing cops.
	Cops ain't shit, ain't shit.
	The only motherfucking pig that I eat is police.
	And I'd be there with my headphones.
	His first album was called The Devil Made Me Do It, meaning I murder white people and cops because of this racist world that we live in.
	And I'm getting revenge.
	And I was like, yeah, you do that.
	Kill those cops, kill those white people.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You are cool.
	Can you imagine a Mexican dancing to kill the Mexicans?
	The only motherfucking mestizos I eat are Aztecs.
	Yeah, Paris, go kill some cops.
	You're a badass.
	I did my part in the movie, though.
	So there's this one part where they were talking about...
	So there's a gay couple.
	The main character's girlfriend's brother's gay, right?
	White gay guy, black gay guy.
	And then they're like, they're bitching about how the gentrification.
	Yeah, gentrification of neighborhoods.
	They give up gentrificays.
	They're talking about the gentrification.
	And they're like...
	Tell the story as Tony Soprano.
	So these smokes are talking about how the white people come in and they're building up the fucking houses.
	But the black people, they don't got a place to live because they got these nice buildings with apartments.
	And then the white guy, the couple, says, oh, you'll be like this apartment that we're in right now?
	And I go, oh, in the theater.
	And I'm like, that's true.
	And I think maybe Jordan Peele, maybe he's heard that from his circle of friends.
	I'm thinking, why Did he put that in there?
	Because that applies to him.
	Is he self-deprecating, or did he get hit with that from other people that are living in this apartment?
	So he's saying, Hey, you too.
	Yeah, I'm probably going to Mr. Fire because he's probably starting to meet black people now for the first time in his life.
	And they're genuine black people.
	And they're like, Yo, what's up?
	Yo, Jordan, man.
	This is a fucking dope spot.
	He's like, I've lived here my whole life.
	This is my mom's apartment in the upper west side.
	By the way, show everyone your tactical walls.
	Oh, hell yeah.
	Maybe we should have put them lower.
	I can move them.
	So we've got Billy Bologna and Pee Wee there, some mugs.
	It's black on black, so it's kind of hard to see.
	I have, you know, the Candyman, by the way, did kill a black kid in it.
	So that kind of threw it off.
	It's like, are you, is this like a white people suck or not?
	And then it turns out that the white woman actually saved the black baby.
	So it's founded on racism.
	This whole thing is founded on racism.
	And then they just abandoned that halfway through.
	It's trying to be fair and balanced.
	It's insane.
	Let's get to the news.
	This was funny.
	We're going to talk about the war on kids soon, but I want to have some fun first.
	Someone, Bart Simpson, pranked an education town hall, and it worked beautifully.
	You're showing your notes.
	And it's rarely a prank goes this well.
	You guys work for us in this environment.
	You work to us.
	These town halls, it's exactly like when they have Mark Zuckerberg in front of the Senate committee.
	It's all just bullshit.
	You're allowed to let off steam.
	It's like going to the dog park and letting your dog run around to let off some steam.
	They just sit there and they take abuse.
	It means nothing to them.
	Some old lady saying, you work for us, like that's just water off a duck's back.
	But anyway, that's not what I pulled this up.
	Play it.
	I'm asking that you do not pass this policy in Virginia.
	Thank you so much, Ms. Thomas.
	We do appreciate you.
	Phil McCracken.
	Phil McCracken.
	Phil McCracken.
	I learned so many from this.
	That's a plumber's van I saw in the Bronx.
	Really?
	Salk, Suk, Mahidik.
	Suk, Mahiddik.
	Suk, Mahidik.
	Ophelia McHawk.
	Ophelia Mike.
	Ophelia McHawk.
	Are you seeing a pattern here, sir?
	Eileen Dover.
	That one.
	That one's a good one.
	Eileen Dover.
	That's a nice break from the Felicio.
	Don Kittick.
	Oh, Donkey Dick.
	Yeah.
	Don Kittick.
	Wayne Kerr.
	That's a true.
	Wayne Kerr.
	That's a British colloquialism.
	Damn.
	So that was fantastic.
	Also in the funny news, Hassan Piker, right?
	Remember we were making fun of him last week?
	So he has a shirt on that says the rich should pay their fair share.
	And then we find out that he just bought a $3 million mansion.
	So he is the rich.
	And then the best part was all these socialists saying that's not that much money, you know.
	The real problem is the billionaires, not the millionaires.
	Okay, so millionaires aren't rich to modern socialists.
	Gotcha.
	But now he appears to be on a PR.
	I think he's hired a PR firm because when you Google him now, you get the mansion.
	He doesn't want that to be the top result.
	So this is a Twitter moment, which you can pay for.
	And it's from Digital Culture Insider.
	Have you ever heard of that before?
	No.
	No, it's a pay-to-play fucking magazine.
	So click on it.
	So this irrelevant magazine nobody's heard of puts out a story about how he's an awesome dude and you should forget about the mansion.
	And then it's the top Twitter moment.
	Look, what's the headline says it all.
	Leftist Reamer Sean Piger faces criticism for buying a home, but Gen Z's favorite pundit says he's determined to change the right's narrative about progress.
	Progressives, yeah.
	Progressives.
	Isn't that fucking funny?
	That's going to be an underlying thread here, too, about how journalism doesn't exist and it's all just activism or pay-to-play or it's got nothing to do with the news.
	And that's why America's distrust of the media is at an all-time high.
	It's never been worse.
	Never.
	It's never been more ridiculous.
	And you can tell it's dripping with irony.
	Like, who was this gay gay dude?
	Like, go to 3.6.
	I'm reading this article about Michael Eilig, and I'm just like, this guy's gay.
	This author's gay.
	I can tell.
	Club kids bid final farewell to party monster killer, Michael Eilig.
	Whenever you see a headline, it wasn't written by the writer.
	Please know that.
	He doesn't call him a killer in the article.
	This black queer wants to defend him because he's gay, and the writer is an activist.
	So he calls him troubled.
	Bid their farewell to the troubled but legendary club promoter who passed away of an apparent drug overdose.
	It wasn't an apparent drug overdose.
	It was a drug overdose.
	He OD'd, probably on purpose.
	But Michael Eilick sawed a man to pieces.
	He took a Hispanic drug dealer, murdered him, cut off his head and his arms, put him in a bag, and threw him in a dumpster.
	He said he felt bad, and he had a bad feeling, and that's because he thought he was going to get caught.
	He's a homicidal murderer.
	And he had that little trans kid, Desmond is Amazing, on his show.
	And behind the kid was a Rohipnol painting.
	Roofies are used to drug and have sex with people that wouldn't normally have sex with you.
	I mean, we're getting to levels of Satan here with this war on kids and inept journalism.
	Hey, now.
	Have you ever seen this?
	What's these are back in my gay club days?
	Doesn't my face look gay?
	Is that you and Michael Ehlig?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, you do look like a homo in my life.
	My fucking face looks real gay.
	You know what you look like?
	You look like a homo who gets used and abused.
	And then like wonders why nobody picks up his call and got them done.
	Yeah, like the amount of fucking that happens to you is just sad.
	Like it would break a father's heart, even one that doesn't love you like your dad.
	It would break another father's heart, just somebody who's a father of a different child.
	Yeah, it's like, does he hate himself that much?
	Yeah, he was having a party monster movie release or something like that.
	And this girl I was with at the time was like, I used to write him when he was in jail.
	I'm a big fan of him.
	Why is?
	I don't know.
	Why was she a big fan of?
	I think.
	He's my favorite murderer.
	Like, if someone is rumored to be racist, then you can't even go to their house.
	Like, they're the worst thing in the world.
	And they're not even genuinely racist.
	It's just understood that they are.
	They're canceled persona on grada.
	But if you're gay and you chop up a Puerto Rican, it's fun.
	You're legendary, but troubled.
	It's like non-white male privilege.
	Non-straight white male privilege.
	It's also easy to cancel someone like Copper Cab, who has been kicked off YouTube.
	And as usual with these things, we have no idea why.
	I think it might be me.
	And I think I know why.
	I think I know why.
	I think it's because he's on this network, or he was.
	He stopped submitting.
	And people always say, what happened to that person?
	I don't like nagging people.
	It's not my job.
	So if you're not enthusiastically making shows, I'm not going to call you and say, where's your show?
	Like AIU, I've never asked him where his show is once, and they just keep popping up.
	That's great.
	So that's what happened with Copper Cab.
	He stopped submitting, and I didn't bother nagging him.
	But now he's lost YouTube.
	And I don't think this is a troll, but he's been crying all week.
	Yeah.
	Non-stop crying.
	I don't think this is fake at all, actually.
	Dude.
	YouTube.
	That's not very bad.
	YouTube.
	What's YouTube?
	Something I've loved doing for my whole life.
	Please, anybody that can help me get my channel back, I would appreciate it.
	That's not a joke.
	I don't know why my channel has been terminated, but it's something I've worked on for the majority of my life.
	It's not a joke.
	That's just one of them.
	It's like milk crates.
	The milk crate challenge.
	We could sit here and watch crying copper cap videos all day.
	Go to 1-8, totally different one.
	Just crying his eyes out.
	Turn it up.
	Relax.
	Yeah, relax.
	I feel like a piece of me has been cut out.
	I've been on YouTube for 11 years, and all I want to do is make people happy and smile and laugh.
	I wonder what kind of revenue he was making.
	We were paying him well, and there was no incentive for him to keep sending in shit.
	I mean, I guess it is a big deal if it was paying his bills for like years.
	And Mimos, whatever he calls his grandmother.
	Mima?
	Mima.
	Jesus Christ, Mr. You okay in there?
	So I was thinking, why doesn't he just stream here?
	Like he uses StreamYards, which is like a third-party platform.
	That's where he gets his donations and stuff.
	And then that sends it off to YouTube.
	So all the interactions he's doing is through this StreamYards or whatever.
	When we call him.
	And then he could send it here.
	Yeah.
	He has a platform.
	Some of them could be free even, so he still has that whole deal.
	I'm calling Copper Cab the crybaby.
	It's ringing.
	It is.
	Not the most scintillating.
	Hello?
	Hey, Crybaby.
	Hey, what's going on, man?
	Are you finally stopped crying?
	Yeah, I'm not crying right now.
	I have you on the air.
	I should warn you.
	I think it's illegal for me not to tell you that.
	No, it's fine.
	Do you want to Skype in?
	I'm not able to right now.
	How's it going?
	Pretty good.
	Why don't you just live stream on sensor.tv?
	We have the software.
	I didn't know that you had the software to live stream.
	I thought you just did videos.
	We didn't, but we got it now.
	Oh, that's pretty great.
	Yeah, and what the best news about this is, and the most exciting thing for you going forward, both financially and with viewers, is I can 100% guarantee that.
	You just hung up?
	You are terrible.
	That is not nice at all.
	See, that's why I worry about my kids, because I'm so mean that I guess they got the mean gene.
	Oh, my phone's blowing up.
	I wonder what that's all about.
	Speaking of the clientele here at Censored, Jacob Wall is still on trial for those robocalls.
	Look at Amy Siskins getting involved, our favorite nutty Karen liberal.
	The FCC proposed a $5 million fine against Jacob Wall and Jack Berkman for election robocalls and one of its largest penalties to date.
	Womp womp.
	Yeah, I mean, this is what the left keeps doing.
	They celebrate victories before they've happened.
	Who gives a fuck what the FCC proposed?
	That's irrelevant.
	Maybe we should call him.
	Yes, Epp just dropped late last night.
	He held out until the very last minute so he could get all the up-to-date details.
	Who?
	Jacob.
	Usually he sends it a day before, but like South Park.
	So it's up on the site now?
	Yes.
	I haven't checked the site since the fight.
	Hey there, Gavin.
	How are you?
	Hey, man, you're on the air, just so you know.
	I have to legally tell you that.
	We're looking forward to checking out your episode, but just quickly, who cares what they propose?
	That's not a sentence.
	It's just they proposed a $5 million fine, right?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, big deal.
	Yeah.
	Well, you know, and it's just remarkable because the Supreme Court has made clear that that entire law that they reference concerning robocalls only has to do with commercial calls,
	you know, where they call you and say, here's your free vacation.
	Right, yeah.
	Calls of that nature.
	And made clear in a case called Barr versus American Association of Political Consultants, where actually the Trump Justice Department was trying to pursue political robocalls, that the law just doesn't apply to political speech.
	You can say what you want, how you want to say it.
	And the other thing is that that whole law is litigated by the FTC, the Federal Trade Commission, not the FCC.
	So they don't have jurisdiction.
	The law doesn't apply.
	But they needed a distraction.
	And so they typed up this sham document, essentially, and then blasted it out to the media and said, we're proposing a $5.1 million fine.
	Ridiculous.
	Okay, I'll talk to you later.
	I got to get off the air.
	Sounds good.
	Okay.
	So you can check that out on the site.
	This is like when I sued the SPLC, they filed a motion to dismiss, and then the ADL goes, we agree with your motion to dismiss.
	What are you doing here?
	No one asked you.
	But there's Amy Siskind already celebrating.
	She really is a fucking mental cunt.
	Go to 2-0.
	I'm not seeking her out, by the way.
	This just appears on my feed from other people.
	Like, go to 2-0.
	That's 1-9.
	These posts were made exactly one year apart.
	The left has a flawed ideology that holds zero consistency.
	Trump is taking a page from Putin's playbook and trying to bully the FDA into making a COVID-19 vaccine available before stage three of testing.
	He will kill us all.
	And then, I think we've already shown this.
	Let it rain vaccine mandates.
	Okay, now, so I start out, just like the New York Post, I start out nice and light, talk about our friends, and then we slowly get more serious.
	Kids in China can only play video games for three hours a week.
	Damn.
	Now, I hate communism.
	I hate the government mandating everything, but this just shows you that they are aware of the shit that our kids are seeing.
	I mean, they own TikTok, right?
	And you don't know kids.
	I do.
	My kids, my goal is to get them down to two hours a day on weekdays.
	That sounds like a ton.
	It's not.
	I mean, in the grand scheme of things, like they're going to hate my guts.
	They're going to call me Nazi dad, just like everyone else does, for doing that.
	And it's just going to be Sunday night, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
	Friday night, you can go crazy.
	I'll just tell them to get off when I think it's been too long.
	But these other kids, they sit there, they lie down.
	Like your average seven-year-old will just lie down and thumb through TikTok for hours and hours and hours.
	And a lot of parents won't regulate it at all.
	They don't say, all right, that's enough screen time.
	Let's get outside.
	That's the freaky part.
	I know parents who don't have bedtime in the summer for their kids and they let them stay up all night.
	So the kids are going to bed at 8 a.m.
	And I'm not talking about trailer trash.
	Or I was talking about how my parameters with my daughter are no chokers, right?
	Even if it's just a lazy one, that means I give head.
	And if it's a studded one, it means I'm your bitch.
	I'm your sex slave.
	So no.
	No nose ring because it leaves a permanent hole that looks ugly or eyebrow ring.
	And then no ripped tights because it means I like getting raped.
	I'm a whore.
	Again, she's kind of punky, so this comes up.
	And then no, like some of her friends are wearing these like Catholic schoolgirl skirts that barely cover the bottom of their ass cheeks.
	And I said to the mom, I'm like, I don't allow any of that.
	And she goes, oh, live and let live.
	Live and let live?
	What?
	It's not a stranger.
	It's your child.
	What are you showing me?
	Kids freaking out over these phones.
	Remember that video of that mom who took her daughter's phone on the plane and the daughter is climbing all over the seats, freaking out, trying to get it back.
	It's like a crack addiction.
	I mean, I guess we watched a lot of TV in the 80s.
	Yeah, but I wouldn't freak out if somebody turned it off.
	We did watch Saturday morning cartoons from like 7 till 11, 8, 9, 10, 11.
	That's not much.
	But look what it does to kids' brains.
	So this is the internet generation, the TikTok generation.
	I don't know what this is.
	I don't want to know.
	But it's a good example of the absolute filth garbage that Has been pushed on our youth to the point where their brains are just shit.
	So these are guys who grew up staring at screens all day, and this is their werewolf acting challenge.
	My face.
	You're the blue line.
	Kiss my face.
	Scram!
	Get out of here!
	Are you werewolf?
	Holy frick!
	Does that answer your question?
	You're so hot.
	Marry me.
	Sorry, sweet cheeks.
	I only marry werewolf chicks, and you're not even- Never judge a book by its cover.
	Now shut up and let's make some puppies, you rascal.
	So I guess they're reenacting some cartoon or it's some furry cosplay thing.
	It's a furries thing.
	Maybe there's a furries cartoon where this werewolf meets another werewolf and doesn't realize it at first.
	So then guys who probably aren't even gay are reenacting these sexual scenes?
	Like, remember I said Ryan when he looked like a twink in that picture?
	It looked like he'd had his brains fucked out?
	They had their brains fucked out.
	Like, they're garbage.
	You just saw two men with garbage in their heads.
	If you could open up their skulls, you'd just see, like, shit, an old cocaine.
	It would look like Jaws' stomach.
	There'd be a license plate, a report card, some kid's shoe.
	They couldn't carry a tomb to save their lives.
	Look at this other one, two, three.
	No?
	You're showing us your computer, my dear.
	It's getting a little load here.
	It's a Reddit link, but.
	It won't load?
	It seems to not load.
	Oh, here we go.
	So I guess this guy does it, and then people act with him?
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, it's a collaboration.
	Like, imagine this, the bearded guys.
	Imagine both of their dads.
	I want to meet their dads.
	Acting challenge.
	You're the blue line.
	Okay.
	Scream!
	Get out of here!
	Are you werewolf?
	Ow, ow, ow!
	Does that answer your question?
	You're so hot.
	Marry me.
	Sorry, sweet cheeks.
	I only marry werewolf chicks, and you're not even...
	Ow, ow, ow!
	Wolf emoji!
	Wait, you're...
	Never judge a book by its cover.
	Now shut up and let's make some puppies, you rascal.
	Oh, you're one bad dog.
	I don't know.
	Is it a- it's a joke?
	What is it?
	Is it mocking something?
	I mean...
	Like, is it like Sam Heidi where it's like, this is just a bad thing?
	I feel like a flat earther who just walked to the edge of Earth, and I'm looking down at the abyss and going, or like then the Truman show, where he gets to the edge there.
	Like, we've reached the edge of masculinity.
	The garbage that is online.
	I want to show you this Dharman video because the acting reminded me of that.
	It might be the stupidest thing that's ever existed in the world.
	Ryan, it's even stupider than you.
	I think you would have written a better Dharman.
	So I want to get into the war on kids, which is going to get pretty serious, but let's just finish with some more internet garbage crap, and then we can get serious.
	Okay?
	Okay, this is the worst Dharman I've ever seen.
	They're getting worse.
	I don't think he has anything to do with them anymore.
	He just hires people with learning disabilities.
	And I don't think there's even a director there.
	Because the way these people overact, surely someone would be there and go, take it down a notch, take it down a notch.
	So anyway, this one's called Gold Digger Takes Advantage of Nice Guy.
	She instantly regrets it.
	And it's Darman.
	Of course it is.
	Can I get you ladies anything else?
	How about some shots of 1942?
	Aren't those like 50 bucks a shot?
	Yeah, so.
	So you missed the very beginning.
	She says when this guy had a Honda, she just got rid of him right away, which doesn't make any sense because she's dating a sugar daddy.
	Are you talking about years ago?
	Ever since I started dating Nelson over here, you're dating Nelson?
	Why?
	You'll see.
	Women come out really bad in this video.
	It's basically sexist because she's not just the only money-grubbing cunt.
	They also mooch off of him, which is odd.
	But the craziest thing about this, I'm going to ruin the ending for you, is he dumps her at the end when he finds out she's a sugar daddy.
	He's a sugar daddy, which is retarded on many levels.
	But the way you do a parable, a soliloquy, a story, a biblical verse, the way it's supposed to happen is you do a bad thing and then you get punished with it for it.
	The boy who cried wolf, right?
	Help, help, help.
	And then he really needs help and no one's there.
	In this version of events, all she does is get dumped by a guy that she doesn't give a shit about.
	So the moral of the story is you can rob someone for a whole year and take all their shit and make them pay for everything and your punishment will be nothing.
	That's like the boy who cried wolf never gets a real wolf and there's never an attack.
	That's not how these are supposed to work, Dar.
	Dumb man.
	I'm sorry that you're a little bit late.
	We were just finishing up.
	Oh.
	So in this thing, he doesn't grab the check right away, which is weird, because if he's a sugar daddy, then he would just grab the check instinctively.
	That's how it works.
	And I know sugar daddies.
	They go, they're doing great right now because of the pandemic.
	All these young hot girls are broke.
	So they go, let's fly to Barbados.
	And it's a given that we're not really boyfriend and girlfriend.
	I'm just, I'll buy you a purse and I'll take you to Barbados and I'll fuck you and then you get to go to Barbados and have a nice purse.
	That's what's going on in America right now.
	And I'm not even sure it's immoral.
	I mean, it's not my cup of tea, but if two consenting adults are okay with it.
	All right, I wasn't that hungry, anyways.
	All right, here we go.
	Three shots of 1942.
	Can I get you a water answer?
	Everyone acts like they're being touched in their genitalia for the first time.
	I got it.
	I gotta fill all the seconds with acting.
	I left my card at home.
	Okay, this is gonna get tedious real fast.
	This is 14 minutes.
	Don't worry, we're not doing the full 14 minutes.
	Quick about this acting.
	Now I can't.
	So I just feel really bad.
	I think she has really bad skin, you can see in other things.
	You know what?
	Somehow, this sugar daddy's not used to always paying for shit.
	So skip ahead.
	Now they're shopping for clothes.
	And he's paying for it all.
	So they just had like a $500 lunch and now they're going on a $1,000 shopping spree.
	Hey, find anything you like?
	Yeah.
	He's got a Mexican accent.
	But I probably shouldn't be buying anything right now.
	Why not?
	I didn't want to tell you.
	No, I shouldn't.
	Hey.
	Hey.
	I can find you.
	I'm a five-foot-tall Mexican.
	Besides the bad skin, you're basically at eight, nine.
	My dad just lost his job, so I'm not stressful at home lately.
	I could be, but I'm so sorry.
	I just thought buying for you.
	Buy me, my friend's dresses.
	Okay, skip forward.
	She buys the dresses.
	Wait, no.
	Now I feel veggies.
	You see that?
	The eyes?
	Oh my god, that might be a drop, dude.
	Okay, so he...
	He buys them all.
	And then she throws in some things for her friends.
	Keep going.
	I'll be right back.
	I'm going to get a couple more pieces from the dressing room.
	Oh, I get it.
	They never fuck.
	I see.
	No, I. I'll see you outside.
	Okay, sounds good.
	How are you getting somewhere like that?
	I didn't know you were friends with Jennifer.
	She's actually my girlfriend.
	Is this all refugees?
	I didn't know you were friends with Jennifer.
	I remember this when we had an ad agency, we'd be doing like a cell phone ad, and the people would show up to audition and they had accents.
	And I'm like, what are you doing?
	Where do you get the nerve to come and waste my time?
	If we have someone with an accent in a cell phone ad, people will think it's like a German cell phone company.
	But they were just so arrogant, probably rich.
	Like, I'm going to go to America and be an actor because no one can tell my accent.
	I didn't know you know Jenapur.
	Is he deaf?
	Was this named something different?
	Hot girl takes advantage of nice guy.
	Looks like he changed it to gold digger.
	Weird.
	Interesting.
	Wait, that's so weird.
	That is a little weird.
	She's just a hot girl, and now she's a gold digger.
	Oh, I guess he realized that it was sexist, that he was just bitching about women.
	Okay, go ahead.
	We should wrap this up.
	We've been going off for a month.
	We've been going up for these dresses for her.
	Are you crazy?
	No, don't do that.
	No, she's basically the biggest user in town.
	Everyone knows that.
	Okay, what are you talking about?
	Do you remember Billy?
	Billy from high school?
	Yeah.
	Are they both special?
	Dharman's been using this guy in tons of videos.
	Maybe this is free labor.
	Maybe they're doing it for like 40 bucks.
	She's been using everyone.
	She said, user in town.
	So anyway, he goes to Billy and finds out, oh, this is when she's having a party and he's not invited.
	So this changes things.
	I thought she was fucking him.
	But if she won't even let him kiss her, then there's zero sex.
	So this is just robbery, right?
	So this woman, this evil bitch, and her friends are robbing this guy of thousands of dollars.
	I bet it's going to be a really rough punishment at the end.
	Yeah, we literally just decided this, like, a few minutes ago.
	Check out this action coming up.
	Hey, Jennifer.
	See how you're playing seven?
	We'll bring a bottle.
	Can't wait.
	We're dudes.
	He's sad.
	He's Napoleon Dynamite sad guy.
	Hey, I'm a dude.
	I carry my coat on my shoulder like a dude does.
	All right, so he's slowly starting to figure shit out.
	She comes over.
	Wait, go back a bit.
	He's wearing pajamas with sneakers.
	What the fuck is that about?
	But she comes over.
	She says, my mom's really sick.
	All of this could be wrapped up in like a two-minute video.
	I don't know why he had to drag this out for 15 minutes.
	She's all dressed up.
	Her mom's sick.
	He gets $500 for Venmo's or $500.
	And then she smiles at her friends.
	Can I borrow $500?
	And she turns and smiles at them too when he's reaching down to Venmo.
	That's called an actor acting.
	Okay, so keep going.
	He finally meets Billy.
	She meets the parents, realizes that the dad works at Rodriguez Investments, and that's how she knows that Nelson is rich.
	He's giving me a super nice gift.
	So this is the end.
	They're your anniversary.
	They're going to exchange gifts.
	She got him a Gucci wallet.
	It's probably fake.
	I got this on eBay.
	I think it's fake.
	Happy anniversary.
	Happy anniversary.
	This is her big punishment.
	She's been robbing a man for a year.
	Like, that's jail time, isn't it?
	Oh.
	I guess you could never prove it.
	I shouldn't have.
	You shouldn't have.
	Wow, babe.
	A wallet.
	Thank you.
	You're welcome.
	And I got something for you, too.
	You shouldn't have.
	But before you open it, what is it?
	Our relationship is over.
	Whoa.
	You're joking, right?
	No.
	That's the whole fucking thing.
	I don't want to be with you anymore, Jennifer.
	Um.
	The thing I like about those guys is it doesn't seem very wiggery, you know?
	They're not like, yo, what's up?
	They just sound normal and they dress normal.
	Or not normal, but they're not trying to be something they're not.
	What's that other Darman Man video?
	So the moral of the story, again, is if you rob a man for a year and manipulate him to pay your bills, your relationship will end after a year of free shit.
	Sounds pretty bad, huh?
	He doesn't do his endings anymore, does he?
	No.
	It's my weird hair.
	Usually he like editorializes.
	At the end, he's like, what you just saw is here's the moral to that.
	Hey, don't be mean to retards.
	Oh, so this is his main guy.
	Oh, this one is good too.
	Maybe I should have done that as the green screen.
	He doesn't have enough money for a hot dog.
	So Manuel reaches into the tip jar and gives him money.
	Just give him the hot dog.
	He acts like the mafia shaking him down and has a gun to his head.
	Like, all right, pay us up.
	Here we go.
	We got our money?
	I only have $1.50.
	I'm so sorry.
	Dude, why did you decide to become an actor?
	You suck.
	You can't speak the language and you don't get like Western mannerisms.
	Neither of them, dude.
	This is a Mexican and an Indian doing American stuff.
	Really?
	How many homeless Indian people are there?
	What are you doing, Sammy?
	I'm not just helping this man.
	Here, give me that.
	We're in the business of selling food, not giving it away.
	You know how many homeless Indians there are in America?
	Zero.
	Negative 12.
	The homeless Indians are back in India, obviously.
	What was that one joke you had that one time in a dream, and then it turned out to not be funny?
	You were like, how many people in the world don't want a million dollars?
	Six.
	Yeah.
	Was that it?
	Yeah, that's what it was.
	No, it was how many people want money?
	Eight.
	And it's an understatement.
	Obviously, everyone wants money.
	And in my dream, I was like, I've just come up with the funniest thing ever.
	It's going to be on t-shirts, bumper stickers.
	I've changed the world with this amazing quip.
	That's great.
	Wait a minute.
	I'm with the dad.
	I mean, the dad, the owner of the hot dog place.
	Don't give bums money and free food, or you're going to have bums around here.
	Yeah, then that lowers the whole value of the place.
	Now, nobody wants to go there because they're like, oh, what his eyebrows are.
	Yeah.
	And then he just throws out the food anyway.
	village of protasia is we we're trying to help pedophiles stop molesting people.
	But what they're really doing is justifying pedophilia, which is unjustifiable.
	And I was just talking about how, I think I sent you this article about a Florida restaurant.
	I was talking to some friends about my invention, the Dan Bongino stealing, probably through Matt Palombo, the American divorce.
	This country is going through a divorce.
	Florida restaurant doesn't want pro-Biden customers after U.S. troops killed in Kabul attack.
	If you voted for him, don't come in here.
	I don't want to be with you.
	And the question the guy asked me says, who's getting the kids in this divorce?
	And that's what I want to talk about today.
	Because if they get the kids, it's not looking very good for us.
	Go to 2-8.
	No, what was it?
	The one I asked you to send me.
	Was it 2-6?
	2-8.
	2-8.
	Yeah.
	This is what happens to the kids if they get the kids.
	Listen to this.
	Lunacy.
	Remember I said trans people just mentally ill-gays?
	I said that in 2010.
	10 years ago.
	Non-binary.
	I hope everyone knows that we need to protect that women and children has been used against marginalized people for most of human history.
	These comments upset me because it's anti-trans, of course, but also it strikes me as anti-your own daughters.
	Anti-youn people.
	Anti-women.
	If you are a young person, if you're a daughter, if you are a woman, would you do me a favor?
	Please let all of the men in your life know that you can take care of yourself.
	Let them know you don't need protecting and that you especially don't want protection if it means erasing trans people from public life.
	I mean, that was perfect.
	If there's one video that summarizes what we do on this show, there it is right there.
	Your daughters don't need protecting.
	This is what happens in the divorce if the left gets custody of the kids.
	They don't have the children's best interest at heart.
	You see it everywhere you go.
	Like while these activist journalists are calling Michael Ehlig troubled and telling people that women and children don't need protecting, real journalists, and there's very few, they're probably 1%, real journalists like James O'Keefe has discovered that our open borders include child sex trafficking.
	All of these gangs, MS-13, all of these Latino street gangs, they sponsor kids to come over.
	And because the DNC knows that that means more votes for them, they totally turn a blind eye to the fact that this guy isn't bringing his son over.
	This guy's not a foster parent.
	He's a pimp.
	They are child sex trafficked.
	Who the fuck are these clients?
	Why is there a demand for this?
	He has 37 crimes against them, including at least three against a child, and he's still answered in the United States and working.
	What you're seeing here is the FBI has notified that the Department of Health and Human Services received the fingerprints of an 18th Street gang member who is attempting or applying to become the sponsor for what's called a UAC.
	A UAC means unaccompanied alien child.
	We know what they're involved in, specifically sex trafficking.
	Who's trying to become the sponsor for money struggle?
	Every single one of these transnational organizations are involved with sex trafficking.
	Gang members sponsoring unaccompanied children and no one blinks an eye.
	Correct.
	Children are the most vulnerable population of any society.
	So when you're sending kids to a place with no family and the only possible family are these guardians that are known gang members, that's even more vulnerable.
	And if in that time you informed the U.S. government that you have some type of fear of that your life is in jeopardy and you're put in what's called reasonable fear, then it is also called credible fear.
	Once you make the declaration of my life is in danger, I may be harmed if I'm returned home, you're taken off the watchlist.
	And so that makes it the giant loophole.
	These are the people that are causing the danger in those four countries.
	That's why they're on the actual transactional organized crime watchlist.
	So they are allowed to stay in the country while they wait for their actual asylum claims.
	They will be able to file for what is called the Connect Authorization Card.
	It's essentially support permit.
	So the issue you're saying is that the gang members are trying to get unaccompanied kids across the border sex trafficking.
	And your concern for that exceeds whatever concern you have for your own personal well-being as a result of blowing the whistle.
	I don't understand the part where you can worry about yourself more than something that is obviously very bad for either individual people, these kids, or for the rest of the country.
	In one direction, you may lose your job, or the other direction you watch kids get raped and such stuff all over.
	That's a pretty easy decision, right?
	Pretty easy decision.
	Choiceless choice, as we say.
	Fantastic.
	Why?
	Where are all of these losers at Daily Beast and HuffPo and WAPO and The Guardian are obsessed with racism and catching someone saying the N-word?
	Meanwhile, this is going on.
	Where are the real journalists?
	They're negligent and they're bureaucratic and they're inept, and that's true of the government.
	The White House is a giant DMV.
	All those moronic assholes who stare blankly at you when you go to renew your license, that's the White House.
	That's why we have this dumb line where if you say you'll be killed if you go back home, we gave them a magic sentence.
	If you say Candyman in the mirror, you can stay in America.
	So I'm going to say it.
	I'm a criminal.
	Why would I do anything moral?
	And we're going to see this with Afghanistani refugees.
	Which brings me to another story about the idiocy of the left and the problem with the West and the endangerment of kids.
	Remember those families that went to Afghanistan?
	Now, they don't say this in any of the articles, but they must be Afghani refugees or Afghan.
	I think Afghani is the name of the currency.
	They just call them students, right?
	Because they don't want to be politically incorrect.
	So we don't know their ethnicity.
	Dozens of California students, parents, stranded in Afghanistan after a summer trip abroad.
	Now, the headline should be, Afghan retards bring their children to Afghanistan, the worst shithole in the world, because they want to visit their uncle or something, or they're homesick?
	What were they thinking?
	I had a house in Costa Rica for many years.
	My kids, this was their first trip to Costa Rica was this summer because it's deadly there.
	There's pit vipers, snakes that will give you necrosis, scorpions all over the place.
	It's not a place for kids.
	I thought Costa Rica, and we lived on a mountain, so you were taking an ATV up a 45-degree hill.
	You could fall off down a cliff like the guy who did Caddy Shack and Animal House.
	That's how he died, Doug Kenny.
	So it was too safe, too unsafe.
	I didn't want my kids there.
	Well, Josh just moved there today.
	He did?
	Yes.
	So maybe he should have been told this.
	He moved to Costa.
	Oh, yeah, his family's there.
	They're on the other side.
	I saw a Pepe in the clouds, and that's a good sign.
	He should have flipped it so it looked more like it.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I remember that.
	Yeah, I mean, it's a great country.
	It's just hot as shit.
	And not a good place for kids.
	Anyway, sorry, that's a long tangent to say I thought Costa Rica was not great for kids, but Afghanistan?
	And like, where's the stupid assholes?
	Like, where's there's, I want more judgment.
	I want more bias.
	I want more prejudice.
	I want more stigma.
	So I just checked into, and there's new news now.
	Remember, Biden said, we got everyone out that wanted to get out.
	So if you hear of an American there, he asked to stay there.
	Not possible.
	Not one person wants to be in Kabul in Afghanistan.
	Not even the Taliban.
	You know, they say about the radical Islamicists, they'll vote for the Taliban and then move to a Western country.
	They want the culture of radical Islam to thrive, but personally, they want the sweet comforts of the West.
	So no one wants to be there.
	Why'd you take your fucking kids there?
	Go to 3-0?
	I'm getting mad just talking about this.
	So they got three of the families.
	So what was it?
	Five families went there?
	Or eight families?
	You had planned an eight-family trip to a war-torn hellhole that you were lucky enough to get out of.
	And I assume they have refugee status.
	And how do you become a refugee?
	You say, if I go home, I'll be killed.
	And then they get the status, they get the citizenship, and then they go home for a visit.
	I want to check it out.
	I want to say hi.
	I want to bring my granny a Sony PlayStation.
	What?
	Like, where's the anger?
	The only person I've seen get angry about this is the lovely Isabella Riley.
	And I asked you earlier to find her, call her.
	We could speak her phone, but that's not very classy.
	Get her on Skype.
	We can get her on Skype in a matter of three, two, one.
	Isabella, are you there?
	Yes, I am.
	Do people ever call you Isabelle?
	Does that bother you?
	Everyone has called me Isabelle.
	It doesn't bother me, but I did used to get annoyed when I was in elementary school, and the teacher, the first day, would read off everyone's names, and she would say, or mostly a girl, Isabelle Riley.
	And I'm like, well, when you're reading my friend Emma's name, are you just like, M?
	No, but for some reason, people just don't get Isabella correct, but I don't care.
	People can call me Trash.
	I don't care.
	Okay, Trash.
	Thanks for coming on the show.
	I was so glad to see you freak out about those students going to Afghanistan.
	I mean, it just seems absolutely ridiculous, right?
	I hate this whole attitude of we're all the same and all cultures are the same.
	No, Afghanistan is a shithole and no children should ever go there even to visit their grandma and grandpa.
	Sorry.
	Bye.
	Yeah.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	People kept saying, well, they were visiting family.
	And I'm like, okay, that's still irresponsible.
	This child abuse.
	Now these kids are probably going to get beheaded and raped or God knows what because their irresponsible parents took them there.
	And I even had a tweet that extended it to, you know, don't take your children to the Middle East.
	And I had people that were like, well, I have family in Israel and I've gone to Israel.
	I'm like, yeah, I have family in Israel too.
	I've never gone to Israel.
	I have no interest in going to Israel or even out of the country.
	Israel is not that dangerous, but you're right.
	There are places like Starat that have regular rocket attacks.
	But Afghanistan has never been safe for one hour ever in history for thousands of years.
	It's like there was a Canadian blogger who, journalist, who said, Somalia is getting such a bad reputation.
	I want to go there and just sort of vlog it and show you how fun it can be.
	And she's at a cafe in Mogadishu.
	She got murdered and raped to death.
	Sorry, it is a shithole.
	And what drove me nuts is you're the only one I saw saying that.
	All the newspapers were like, doo-do-do-do-do.
	Some California families went over to Afghanistan.
	La la la.
	They're stuck there.
	What?
	Yeah.
	I mean, the second I saw that, I was like, what do you mean that there's a bunch of Californians with parents and their students over in Afghanistan?
	Why are they there?
	I mean, it makes no sense to me.
	And I honestly think it's child abuse for a parent to bring a children to Afghanistan because it's not their choice to be there.
	Obviously, the parents, maybe they deserve to die because it's natural selection.
	You were kind of stupid for going there in the first place, but the four children have no control over their situation.
	And God knows what's going to happen to them now.
	Well, I just read like Two hours ago, that three of the families made it back, but two are stuck there.
	And they're in hell.
	What could be worse than Kabul right now?
	It's the worst place in the world.
	I don't know.
	I keep saying that whenever anything annoying has happened to me or anyone this past week, I'm like, well, you know, at least we're not in Kabul or Afghanistan.
	You know, things could be worse.
	At least I'm not a woman in Afghanistan right now.
	There has to be more stigma.
	We have to mock these people, ridicule them, insult them.
	Like, there's been no blowback against these parents who came up with this ridiculous idea, but there should be.
	There should be some outrage.
	No, I completely agree.
	It's all part of the war on kids.
	All right.
	Trash, thanks for coming on the show.
	Thanks for having me.
	Isn't this a fun show?
	A lot of variety.
	We've had three guests.
	Dharman is maybe...
	That's low-hanging fruit, but low-hanging fruit is yummy.
	Low-hanging retard.
	Low-hanging fruit is ripe and delicious.
	That's why people grab it.
	Speaking of Afghanistan, we've just discovered that Biden was offered Kabul.
	The Taliban said, Washington reports the Taliban offered to stay out of Kabul and let U.S. forces secure the city.
	We told them we only needed the airport.
	We could have controlled the airport and Kabul and evacuated everyone, but chose not to.
	The incompetence is stunning.
	So the Taliban said, look, here's how it's going to go.
	You either, the airport has to be controlled and Kabul, the town has to be controlled.
	So you can control both.
	And Biden's administration went, again, DMV.
	Biden's administration went, no, just the airport's fine.
	What?
	What?
	That's like Israel saying, really, we just need Jerusalem and Tel Aviv.
	We can have Palestinians everywhere else roaming around with rockets in their pants.
	What's that?
	Say that again?
	And I thought this was funny.
	Speaking, like, the apologists of the left are all over the Taliban defending them.
	I don't, you might, you're going to have to explain that to me, by the way.
	I think it's because we're Trumpers and they hate whatever we like, right?
	Because they used to say, okay, you guys are all racist.
	I'm on the anti-hate group.
	I work for right-wing watch or whatever.
	So I'm going to monitor racism.
	Now, when you look at their Twitter feeds, it's all about COVID and anti-vaxxers.
	And, okay, so now your two areas of interest are racism and pandemics.
	Bullshit.
	They just hate the right.
	And if we were all into dogs and we were posting puppy pics, they would talk about killing our dogs.
	They want us dead.
	Like, look at this.
	Go to 3.9.
	So we didn't vote for Biden.
	Biden's in bed with the Taliban.
	So the Taliban is good.
	And we're wrong for hating the situation in Kabul.
	And we tend not to be vaxed.
	Should, again with the Amy Siskin, I'm not going on her feed.
	These are other people posting her.
	She is the celebrity retard for the left.
	Should unvaccinated people who are eligible for COVID vaccines be denied hospital care in areas with capacity issues and have to pay for it?
	And then what does this next woman say?
	They should be denied.
	Blue check mark.
	She wants us to die.
	But as Christians, they should be allowed to die in their church peacefully with sacred music playing in the background.
	They can't respect science only when they are sick.
	Unfair to those.
	This is why we're having a divorce.
	You know, like when you watch these crime shows and you go, wow, the wife wanted to kill him?
	She couldn't just get a divorce?
	Well, then he was right to leave her.
	Like, we're not getting divorced because we hate them.
	We're getting divorced because they want us dead and we don't want to die.
	And the big challenge now is making sure we get the kids because the kids are not safe with them.
	In fact, they find the notion of protection offensive.
	Okay, so go back to 3-2.
	They're hanging people from helicopters.
	You can see it in the video.
	The Taliban are hanging a person, presumably an American interpreter.
	So he makes it clear he's presuming that, from a Black Hawk helicopter.
	You cannot reason with terrorists.
	And this is what they do.
	Anyone who's ever paid attention to radical Islam knows stories like in Saudi Arabia, the UN built them a soccer field, and they were hanging women from the goalposts.
	And they said, hey, we built you a soccer field so you play soccer.
	And they go, well, then build us a place to hang women and we'll hang them there.
	You didn't build us any place to hang anyone.
	We're left with no choice.
	That's the culture over there.
	So what does the left do?
	They start defending that and say he's just going for a ride.
	This guy, David Gilbert, he's a weird little Irish liberal midget leprechaun.
	And he says, no.
	See, this is Chris Cuomo sends this article to Ian Chong to say, no, no, no.
	See, it's been fact-checked.
	There's no facts in this.
	In fact, David Gilbert claims that when you, at one point, you can see him reach up and hold the rope.
	That doesn't mean he's not being hanged.
	Remember, things are hung.
	A person is hanged.
	And also, I don't think it's his hand.
	I've watched the video a few times.
	I think it's his shoulder.
	It just looks like an arm.
	The person even reaches up and holds onto the rope.
	That's not true.
	And that doesn't mean someone is not being hanged.
	That's all the evidence they provide.
	What do you mean let the person hold onto the rope?
	They're probably not the best at hanging people or doing anything.
	Yeah, they obviously nothing in the world.
	They clearly don't care about this person.
	Okay, lefties, you tell me what it is.
	Is it a fun ride?
	Is that how you survey an area?
	How does the helicopter land?
	What's 3-3?
	That's their evidence.
	Vice fact-jacked the video I shared in Call Me and Torres Right Wing Troll, same publications that ran a story calling U.S. Marines Nazis on the same day 13 service members were killed.
	And that guy, Ben McCuck is his fucking name, he went to court because he's a Canadian nerd, also a midget, by the way.
	Everyone's a midget in these stories.
	The RCMP, Canada's FBI, demanded that he gave them information he got from these terrorists and say who they are.
	These are terrorists that want to kill people in Canada.
	And he was like, no, I'm not giving it to you.
	It's part of my journalistic ethics.
	So he's all about ethics when it comes to holding water for terrorists.
	And that seems to be, maybe that's Sarouche Alvi's influence.
	He does wear a gold ring that says jihad.
	But that's the guy who called Marines racist the day 13 were killed.
	And then the other midge, David Gilbert, they just say it's a baseless claim.
	Like they're holding water for terrorists.
	And the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
	That's how they think.
	So the reason they're defending terrorists is because they know that the worse terrorists are, the better we look and the worse Biden looks.
	So let's make them nice.
	Like at The Guardian 3-4, they want you to know that the Taliban is becoming more worldly.
	Decades apart made the militant group's leaders more worldly, but they may struggle to control their foot soldiers.
	Oh, so it's a few bad eggs.
	Remember there was that terrorist who died and they called him a sophisticated scholar or something?
	Stoic, yeah.
	Stoic warrior?
	And then 3-5, they're our brothers.
	Austere.
	Sorry, it was austere.
	Austere.
	Yeah, that was it.
	The Taliban is our brothers.
	I can't hear her.
	There's footage playing.
	Here we go.
	I want to take this opportunity to speak to our brothers, the Taliban.
	We call on you to ensure the safe and secure passage of any individual.
	Shut the fuck up, bitch.
	Who is she?
	Maryam Monchosi.
	I don't want the kids to go to the left in the American divorce.
	She's an Afghan-Canadian politician.
	A politician.
	That's just like.
	These are the people controlling the government.
	These are the people that are our bosses.
	They don't work for us.
	We work for them.
	Look at it.
	Go to 4.9, speaking of politicians.
	Squad member Rashida Talib is blasted of her tribute to Palestinian PhD student who died after ramming her car at Israeli checkpoint, then running at soldiers with a knife.
	So her beef is that the family doesn't have the body.
	In other words, the Israeli police, the Israeli government are not nice with terrorist bodies.
	They're too mean.
	This girl, scroll down.
	This girl drove at them.
	And Rashida doesn't mention that.
	She just says, what?
	Who's fighting Babel to bury her daughter and begin healing?
	My was a mother, a loving daughter, successful PhD student.
	Sounds like a noble warrior.
	Sounds very austere.
	Sounds like our brothers.
	Sounds very worldly.
	Keep going up.
	No, no, back to where you were.
	Yeah.
	I'm sharing my story because I began to only learn last year of this inhumane practice by these.
	She was trying to kill Israelis.
	She's a murderous terrorist.
	And they're talking about how they dehumanize them.
	I think it's pretty dehumanizing to try to kill someone.
	That's what animals do.
	Look at that sweet soul.
	Fucking sadistic.
	And I don't want them to be near our kids.
	Speaking of which, where am I now?
	Go to 4-6.
	You may have seen this viral video going around.
	These are the people who are talking to our kids every day, telling them what to think.
	Okay, so during third period, we have announcements and they do the Pledge of Allegiance.
	I always tell my class, stand if you feel like it, don't stand if you feel like it.
	Say the words if you want.
	Don't have to say the words.
	So my class decided to stand, but not say the words.
	Totally fine.
	Except for the fact that my room doesn't used to be tickets during COVID because it made me cook.
	And I packed it away and I don't know where.
	And I haven't found it yet.
	My kid today gets, it's kind of weird that we just saved it and then, you know, we saved it to nothing.
	And then I'm like, oh, well, you know, I gotta find it.
	Like, I'm working on it.
	I got you.
	In the meantime, I tell this kid, we do have a flag in the class that you can pledge your allegiance to.
	And he, like, looks around and he goes, oh, that one?
	Okay, so during third period, we have announcements.
	Are you as nauseated as I am?
	I feel like I just ate rotten milk.
	This sounds very gay.
	I think she's getting fired, actually, which is rare that they get fired.
	Did you notice, though, she said, my kid?
	Yeah, this is a weird thing that's going on with these females.
	The other weird lesbians we had last week, they call them my kiddos.
	The one that's like this, like, I messed up, guys.
	So gross.
	It's disturbing.
	Teachers used to have like a way about them.
	Well, it's like when that one said, I don't teach the curriculum.
	I teach them about Black Lives Matter, my kindergarten.
	And then there was that other teacher that said, let's be honest.
	Parents don't always know what's best for their children.
	We know what's best for these children.
	In other words, I'm the parent, not you.
	I told you these guys were bad news.
	I feel like teachers revere their students more so than the other way around.
	And it used to be the other way around.
	Like they had dignity and authority, right?
	And now they're just like, I got you.
	You want to play the business?
	Yeah, they want to be their cool pals.
	Don't guys have to be cool pals if they're going to brainwash them.
	Look at this guy 4-7.
	This guy should be fired.
	And just look at the vanity.
	I'm about to come out to all of my students.
	Shut up.
	I'm about to come out to all my students.
	So I have a quick announcement for everybody.
	Can everybody look up from their phones?
	My class is important, please.
	Hello.
	I'm waiting.
	You guys look at me.
	Oh, my God.
	Look at my Zoa.
	I usually go by Mr. Johnson, but I would like to be called Zoa now.
	My name is Zoa, and I'm non-binary.
	So you can call me Mr. Zoa.
	You can call me Miss Zoa.
	You can call me Miss Zoa.
	That's MX period.
	And I go by all pronouns.
	That's it.
	Thank you.
	Yeah, we knew, dude.
	Thanks, guys.
	That's it.
	Proud of you.
	Oh, thank you.
	If anybody has any questions, you can ask me at the end of class.
	We don't.
	I'm proud of you.
	Very proud.
	And then they do that squeal.
	Remember that other woman who was also fired?
	It's good that we expose these people when they expose themselves because the word gets out.
	Remember, she went squeeze.
	Yeah, what is that?
	We have radical lunatics with our children.
	Actually, I just sent you a video, another Project Very Test.
	James is just, he's doing the heavy lifting here.
	This one, you got to see.
	Make that full screen.
	You may have to kill me.
	And this, look, look, stop, stop, stop.
	I have 100 and this is very crucial, and it's very quickly at the very beginning.
	I have 180 days.
	By the way, nice year of work you do, teachers, 180 out of 365.
	I have 180 days to turn the students into revolutionaries.
	He's Antifa.
	Look at his shirt.
	Anti-fascista.
	Turn him into revolutionaries.
	How do you do that?
	How do you scare the buck out of them?
	Sacramento organization that is under the banner of Antifa is very loosely organized, right?
	So that, yeah, when there is like right-wing rallies and stuff, then it'll be like...
	We'll create an opposition.
	Where would you go to connect to some of these organizations?
	I post a calendar.
	And I do it for extra credit.
	So they get points for doing it.
	So that encourages them to do it.
	And I've got like students protests, tabling, food distribution.
	When they go, they take pictures, they write up a reflection.
	That's it.
	I happen to be thinking about that.
	This is meant to make fashion comfortable.
	I don't really know what you're doing.
	Maybe you shouldn't be aligning with the value.
	This is apathetic.
	The cultural revolution in the 60s was fixing the problem that came about after the epidemic.
	It ultimately failed.
	I mean, there was a lot of excesses.
	People were definitely like, you know, shot in the streets that probably shouldn't have been.
	Incredibly ugly behavior come out of this city.
	And you can see a couple of people over there that might be demonstrating that.
	I have 180 days turned you into revolutionaries.
	How do you do that?
	How do you?
	Be brave.
	Never stop fighting.
	Oh my god.
	Like, we got to bring bullying back.
	We have to bring stigma back.
	We have to be uncomfortable.
	We're so scared of offending everyone that we allow for shit like that because we don't want to rock the boat.
	We hear that eight families went to Afghanistan and we go, okay, well, they're refugees.
	They're Afghani.
	I'm not going to say anything.
	I don't want to be rude.
	I don't want to be offensive.
	This is the death of fighting, the death of confrontation.
	We're so scared of offending people.
	Anyway, let's lighten up the show.
	We're getting a little depressing here.
	And I hope you don't get depressed.
	I hope you just feel like fighting.
	And you want to find out if you have teachers at your kids' school that are like that.
	And snuff it out.
	I don't mean kill them.
	I mean expose them.
	Let's go to the mailbag.
	I'm beyond angry.
	I am beyond angry.
	I don't see anything.
	Oops.
	We're waiting.
	Dang.
	Very unprofessional.
	Got me spun.
	What's going on?
	Dear Canada Man and Alpaca Hare, the Jake Paul fight stream was extremely tough to watch.
	I don't want to disparage war vets or sponsors of the show, but Tim couldn't have possibly been more fucking annoying.
	The fights were embarrassing enough, so to add Tim's retarded interjections was just simply cruel punishment.
	Anyways, it was interesting to hear you guys talk about the Canadian HA charters.
	I live just outside Vancouver, and their presence is definitely known out there.
	What are Canadian HA charters?
	Prowboys?
	What does he mean?
	Living near the ports has one catching wind of some pretty gnarly stories.
	I never get debilitating hangovers, blah, blah, blah.
	What age do you start getting bad hangovers?
	They really start around 30.
	They get bad 35, and then every five years they get more and more brutal.
	Like, I only had maybe three bourbons last night, and I was dry heaving at the gym this morning and in the bathroom defecating many, many times.
	But that's 51.
	Did I tell you I was at the American Legion?
	And I'm talking to the bartender there, and he goes, Oh, I quit drinking.
	I got the hangovers.
	They were just too bad.
	I couldn't take it anymore.
	It was like I'd have a bit of pleasure at night, and then I'd have 10 times the pain.
	So if I had a buzz for one hour at night, I'd have 10 hours of pain the next day.
	And I go, When was that?
	He's like, Oh, it was like 10 years ago.
	And how old were you then?
	That's 65.
	He quit drinking at 65.
	So we got some time.
	Oh, another thing I meant to mention, we were talking about this yesterday.
	You know what's so weird about, I've never hung out in the Bronx as much as we have since getting the studio.
	It's Detroit.
	I love it.
	It sucks.
	It's dangerous.
	It's loud.
	You don't want to be here at night.
	After the live shows, we run to our cars.
	But there's no rules.
	Like if you, in anywhere in New York city or in the suburbs, if you walk in some bodega or liquor store with your dog, they go, you can't have your dog in here.
	But no one cares.
	Nope.
	And what were you saying about the gym?
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So sometimes, you know, I don't have a Planet Fitness thing anymore.
	I have like a smaller gym.
	They don't let you go to different gyms.
	But Planet Fitness, they're all over the place.
	So I have a card if it goes this far, but I could just walk into any Planet Fitness and not be accosted or anything.
	First, I just go to the bathroom and then I'll go upstairs.
	One time I was like, do you have a water bottle back there?
	I left my water bottle.
	And then they're like, no.
	And I was like, I'm just going to go upstairs and check.
	They're like, yeah, we don't care.
	They don't.
	We don't care.
	You don't even have to do all that.
	No.
	I went to Bounce You, like one of these bouncy places.
	And I had to, it was a struggle to pay.
	Like, it would have been so.
	And there's all these signs, like, you can't come up here without the special socks and you can't wear shoes and obviously no food or drink.
	I just walk in with a hot dog and a beer in my shoes.
	And the guy just looks at me and looks away.
	Like he, I could have walked in with a gun.
	I could have had cleats on and jumped on their trampolines.
	Yeah, like, if you do a dine and dash in the Bronx, no one's going to chase you.
	No.
	There's no rules to do.
	Dine and stroll.
	And saunter away.
	A dine and saunter.
	It's been abandoned.
	I love it, but that's because I think with a Puerto Rican, you can kind of, it's just, you can get away with a lot more.
	This is where I'm going to be.
	No one knows you're Puerto Rican, dude.
	What are you talking about?
	Like when they look at your face?
	No.
	What do people think when they look at your face?
	I don't fucking know.
	That they're in the Star Wars bar?
	Like, shouldn't you be playing a flute?
	Oh, dude.
	I have to stop laughing before I forget.
	Though it was a bit of a train wreck yesterday's show, I think the Dan Harmon sex doll stuff, I woke up laughing about that.
	You couldn't stop talking about Dan Harmon's fuck doll.
	So let's make that a clip of the day.
	All right, that's a good idea.
	Because I brought it up at the bar the other day, and we all, these are three different people who don't watch the show, we all got back into it.
	Because you know he talks to her.
	People talk to their dogs.
	Tom Cruise, what's his name?
	Tom Hanks spoke to a volleyball.
	You're going to start saying shit.
	Little quips.
	See, I'm getting sucked back into it now.
	Like little jokes.
	So like, yeah.
	Well, you shower and I'll show her while he watches TV.
	And then there's times when he's wasted.
	And this is what I realized yesterday.
	I bet you he got super wasted and he was furious about something.
	And he put her in the headlock.
	And he was squeezing and squeezing.
	And he's like, you see how it feels?
	You can't breathe.
	And then he dropped her and she, of course, just plops down.
	And then he slumps over her and just starts crying, sobbing, because he hurt her.
	Oh, my God.
	If he's smoking weed, he probably gives her a puff.
	Yeah, and it's just like, the smoke is just drifting on her face.
	And he's like, pretty good shit, right?
	See, it's hard to imagine a man doing that, but I could picture if he's with her, just like kind of just sitting there watching TV and he's like his arms around her.
	A phone call.
	Yeah.
	Can't you see him on the phone?
	I gotta go.
	She's getting mad.
	Who?
	You know.
	This thing.
	This really good sculpture of a human head.
	That's the funniest.
	I saw a documentary about it.
	Some black dude had one, and his dad really didn't like it.
	A, why do you live at home?
	B, why is a dad tolerating his son's sex doll?
	Okay, world's worst spaghetti.
	I can't imagine how bad it tastes to get this reaction.
	Old Vid, maybe you've seen it.
	Interesting how hard she tries to spare her mother's feelings.
	It looks like you're enjoying yourself.
	Oh, yep, that looks like you're enjoying.
	Okay, you okay?
	I'm okay.
	Okay.
	He did not like the spaghetti.
	This is definitely my favorite slingshot ride video.
	Check it out.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	What's going on?
	What's going on with blacks faint more than whites, I've noticed.
	Oh my god.
	Such a good dad when they go.
	The seatbelts are loose.
	Yo, we're gonna lose mama.
	Oh yeah.
	I mean they're gonna put me up to the chunk.
	So do you want to buy the video?
	No.
	Yeah, mama.
	Get a throat.
	Oh shit.
	Okay, that's a good one.
	Wow, this is a real palate cleansing mailbag section.
	I'm not going to click on things that I don't.
	I haven't checked yet.
	Hey, Gavin, Ryan, you showed me this kid.
	No, I'm not playing that one.
	This is too long.
	Hey, Gavin, I live in the red part of Florida.
	I'm very happy with our governor, Ron DeSantis.
	I would love for him to run for president.
	What are your thoughts on this?
	He's awesome.
	He's the leader of the pack.
	He's what everyone wants.
	Do you not speak to people?
	That's like, hey, I'm just getting into superheroes.
	I'm a big fan of this superman.
	He flies through the sky.
	Have you familiar with him?
	What are your thoughts?
	I mean, look at him.
	He's pimping.
	Okay, here's finally.
	Oh, wait, look at this one.
	The boxing night.
	Buya Niga.
	Buya Niga.
	Can you guys get shit faced like this more often, please?
	This was beautiful.
	This must be recorded on a golden disc and sent to outer space.
	This and Charles Bukowski's book readings with a bottle of port.
	I can't tell if that guy's being sarcastic or not, but thank you very much, sir.
	I guess some people liked it.
	All I'm going to say is in the grand scheme of things, it'll be nice when you look back and there's some variety.
	Like that bit I did where I just stared at people who were staring.
	In the moment, you're like, this is stupid.
	But when you look back, you go, remember that one green screen he did where he didn't do anything?
	Variety.
	Keep you guessing.
	No, no, no.
	Okay, this one is really stupid.
	It goes against the traditional rules for a quality would you rather, but I think I have a good one on deck.
	Gavin, would you rather have X-ray vision that is strictly limited to viewing any woman that you want to see topless?
	Or the ability to make Ryan punch himself in the nuts just by thinking it?
	The X-ray vision can be used on an unlimited amount of women, in-person TV, the internet, no matter where you see them, for an unlimited amount of time.
	Topless will be defined as no shirt, no bra.
	The sack punching power can only be used on Ryan, but other than that, there are no limits.
	You could even make him do it when you're drunk at 3 a.m. in Costa Rica and he's in the FZ thousands of miles away.
	Choose wisely.
	The world's watching.
	You could just ask me to do it.
	I'll just punch you in the nuts.
	Yeah.
	Just ask me nicely.
	So do something that is as easy as going like that.
	Punch yourself in the nuts.
	That's the...
	That was in the dick, you cheater.
	Yeah, that's a real thing.
	Punch yourself from down up.
	Man.
	No, my balls are...
	Are what?
	Punch yourself in the balls, dude.
	Come on.
	You're kidding me.
	There we go.
	See?
	That was free.
	Let's time how long you feel sick for, too.
	It's not coming on yet.
	It hasn't even started yet?
	No, no, no.
	That's a good sign.
	That means it was a good punch.
	I feel a little...
	Feel a little nauseous?
	Yeah, nauseous is a good word.
	Like, there's pressure in there.
	So, obviously, I would like to do the magic thing that involves having superpowers rather than punch a guy in the balls.
	Yeah, that'll get old.
	Yeah.
	Eventually, I'll be numb.
	This is the dumbest would you rather we've ever received.
	Would you like to see infinite tits or have a magic power that is as easy as going like this?
	That's like a, you can make a pencil float.
	Let's just pick up a pencil.
	That's more of a, what do you most, hate Ryan or love tits?
	Love tits.
	There we go.
	Would be fascinating.
	Plus, I'd be more intelligent in the tit realm.
	Like, I'd say, I'd know things that you don't know.
	I'd be like, you'd be surprised.
	Tall girls usually have small tits and big nipples.
	Like, I'd have the knowledge of Motley Crew or who's been laid the most in the world?
	Gene Simmons?
	I'd have Gene Simmons tit knowledge.
	You know, you'd probably like discover something about nipples that women haven't discovered too unless they went to the doctor, like all of them.
	And you're like, this thing called McInnes nipple.
	It's McInnes syndrome where your nipples are this.
	Yeah, that's it.
	We should have him on the show.
	And like maybe Irish women all have small nipples and Polynesian women all have giant Oreoles.
	Right.
	And as one doctor, I mean, you're not going to see that much diversity.
	No.
	No.
	If you're a doctor and you're in the Bronx, you're going to be seeing just Puerto Rican and black nipples.
	Correct.
	If you're in Westchester, it's going to be all white nipples.
	All right, let's get to the final video.
	Speaking of women and their body parts, this is the weirdest, craziest ass I have ever seen in my life.
	I assume it's fake.
	But this is, sorry, 5'4.
	What's happening here?
	Ass.
	Grind ass.
	Help me out, bro.
	Look at that.
	Does a man want that?
	No.
	She's mentally ill.
	And the doctor violated the Hippocratic oath by giving her that thing.
	Like, you might as well just have a penis sticking out of your back.
	Look at it.
	I mean, she's a freak.
	She could be in the circus as butt woman.
	All right, that's the end of the show today.
	This Wednesday, we will not have Compound censored because our man is down south.
	So it'll just be a normal show.
	Hopefully as fun as this particular episode.
	All right, we jam-packed in lots of guests and a lot of variety, though.
	I think that green screen was pretty weak.
	And the theme of today's show is there's a war on kids.
	America's getting divorced.
	We are splitting up.
	We have irreconcilable differences.
	And there's no hope of us ever getting back together because they want us dead.
	And I don't want to be with people who want us dead.
	And the big question now is who gets the kids?
	Because if the kids are in their care, the kids are going to get abused.
	You get abused.
	So don't get depressed by this.
	Get ready.
	We're going to fight to protect our children.
	There's no way we're letting them get our kids.
	So get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	While I keep moving on, even when you don't give a fuck about you, don't wanna hear your song.
	I think I'm going home and turning on my phone.
	I wanna be alone.
	I wanna be alone.
	Like you're moving on.
	Even when you don't give a fuck about you, don't wanna hear your song.
	I think I'm going home and turning on my phone.
	I wanna be alone.
	I wanna be alone.
	Like you're moving on.

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