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Aug. 13, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S04E17 - GAVIN IS BACK
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That's a heavy radio.
I bought that because I wanted an old boom box.
And I tried to look up boom boxes.
And I asked a friend, he said, oh, those are going to cost $300.
And I found it for like $70.
So don't always listen to your friends.
So I've been on vacation for a long time, fuck.
And, you know, people are getting angry.
They're like, where's Gavin?
But yesterday we put up a Gary's mailbag.
And I think everybody's happy enough to get off my back.
Because I work pretty hard.
And on the vacation episode, like if we have Christmas or Thanksgiving, we'll have episodes.
We make sure of that.
So this is the first time in a long time that the Gav man's been able to just chill out.
But thank you for being so patient in the meantime.
And we're going to be back on Monday.
That opening song was Hollowed.
Who's in the studio with us today?
He's being Ryan.
Show yourself.
Hello.
Why am I to the side?
What is that?
Thanks.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm wearing two pairs of glasses today because sometimes I'll put on the wrong glasses and we'll shoot like three or four minutes of gold.
And then I'll realize I have the wrong glasses on.
So I'll stop and then we'll start it all over again.
So now I have two pairs, just in case, which is the right one.
I think these are the ones that I wore when I covered for Gavin on the Gavin McKinnis show at my old alma mater compound media.
But the beard was a lot better.
And it had adhesive and spirit gum to it.
But these are the right glasses, I think.
No, these are more.
Which ones or more Gavin?
Those ones, yeah, those definitely.
You look more Chinese with the other one.
Yeah, but my eyes look wrinkly.
Alright, we're spending too much time on that.
Okay, so yeah, that was your song.
It was pretty good.
Usually your taste in music is shit, but that was actually pretty good.
So what made you write that?
That sounds kind of like the Smiths kind of has a cure type of vibe to it.
Yeah, it was actually about an ex-girlfriend.
Can they hear you?
What?
Can you hear yourself?
I think so.
If you put the mic closer to your mouth, maybe.
I don't know why I have to tell you to do your job.
So it was...
I was in a big Smiths kick for a while, and I kind of just ripped off a Smiths song in the beginning of it, but then it came more.
And it was about an ex-girlfriend and trying to channel my inner Morrissey in.
Yeah.
Just, I love experimenting with different styles.
Yeah, that sounds good, but it also sounds like a departure from your hit.
The boom, boom, boom.
Play that song.
No, I'm just kidding.
That just seems like something he would say.
Yeah, no, I like that song a lot.
And excuse me.
I don't know why I broke character there.
Okay, so while Gavin's been on break, you can come back to me now.
Thank you.
What the hell is that?
It is kind of frustrating, not going to lie.
It is.
I could totally understand why he's upset every time.
I wouldn't want to see that.
I'm like, what the fuck is that?
For God's sakes.
Okay, so we have a couple things to get to.
We've got some of the regular beats, like feminism and all that.
But yeah, we have a little...
side and you go to the right side pump no problem because they have a long pump and then you could bring it to the other side of the car chilloo you've got a base can you try to do uh one of the video drops?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, no.
Don't do that.
I don't want to see that ever again.
Unless it's time.
No.
Just go back to one.
Okay, now with the preview section, press ME1.
Yeah.
No, but you did it on the red.
Do it on the green.
And now, um...
Okay, so are you familiar with Max?
Yeah.
You take the two fingers and slide them here.
You know what?
One second.
So, okay, so let's say you click one of these and you're on um you're on my shot.
Okay, now you'll have this lined up to show this.
You could press space and then you could the take also goes to whatever you want.
But you could also just do this, like and then when it's done, then you can go back to the cake.
Okay What are you doing?
You're showing you.
Oh shit.
I'm gonna have to take off one of my pairs of glasses every time I'm upset.
Just do the fucking thing!
That does feel good too.
Like I understand.
Okay, so let's start the show, shall we?
Yes.
1-1.
This is Mike Lindell.
He had a 72-hour cyber symposium where he was going to release some info about how the election was hackerooed.
And, you know, there wasn't a lot of bombs being dropped, not a lot of truth bombs from what I heard.
It was kind of disappointing.
But I stand by him.
I like his story.
He's kind of the American dream.
He was a crack guy, and then he became a pillow guy.
So if you go to 1-1, the first YouTube clip, this is him saying he was attacked.
And just make sure the volume is up on that.
I announced night when I got to the hotel, I was attacked.
And Phil, here, we're going to talk about where we're going today in light of this.
So, Colonel, go ahead.
So, in addition to the red team, we started receiving credible.
So, I don't know why, but that makes me really sad.
Because he started tearing up and he got very upset.
I believe him.
Some people are saying that he made that up.
What?
Why would you make that up?
It happened.
So, I was outside last night.
I had five of my patented pill fellows, my fellows, and my fellows man chose to attack me.
I did it really good the other day.
What impressions do you do?
Me?
Yeah.
Massachusetts.
Well, show yourself.
So, I guess I can do an okay, like Buffalo.
Oh, I got my Tim Hortons over here playing ice hockey.
Oh, oh.
That's Canadian.
Yeah, but people in Buffalo talk like that.
Why are you not blurry?
I'm not blurry.
No.
Usually I'm blurry.
I don't know.
Your camera likes me.
Okay.
That's a pretty good answer.
So, if you go to the second link at 213, because, you know, today I'm the B team.
We're both the B team.
Mike Lindell.
The A team is Ryan and Gavin.
And this Ryan and Hollowed is the B team.
Not as good.
Here we go.
You ready for the video?
So Sam Cedar's B team, I don't know who these losers are.
If you go to 213, they have some really funny riffs about what happened to Mike Lindell.
That guy in the bottom, I just want to slap.
Like, maybe just one of the cleaning crew, the maid that's working at the hotel, knocked on his door and she saw that she was maybe not white as a lily and he lost his mind and thought it was Antifa coming for him.
Or he's just super coked out.
This is just a hypothesis.
Antifa is white.
But I like how they try to squeeze in racism.
When has he ever been racist?
He did crack for years.
He's basically black.
He also hires a lot of ex-drug addicts and helps rehabilitate them, which is really admirable.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
Finally, something Hollow knows that Gavin doesn't.
All right, we can go back to that.
And now she's saying that he's on Coke.
Hypothesis and is now having delusions.
I think that Antifa most likely broke into his hotel room in the middle of the night and beat him with non-MyPillow pillows.
You know, gave him a little like a pillow fight party and just like wailed on him in his sleep, which is why he doesn't seem injured, but the attack was like emotional, like in spiritual in nature.
That's the thing is, I'm worried that we're focused so much on cybersecurity, we haven't considered mental security.
I want to hear the I've been tuning in and out of this cyber symposium, the live stream that's been going on for the past three days.
And it really is.
You tune in at any moment.
This is like a 12-hour per day event, by the way.
And I would say for like 99.9% of this 12-hour per day, three-day event, Mike Lindell is on stage talking.
He refuses to give up the mic to anybody else.
He just rambles on and on, discussing how all these tech issues are being attacked for a cyber.
I thought he was going to say something funny.
I just find it hysterical how the modern-day crust punk or whatever just looks like this emasculated dude wearing a leftover crack shirt.
Yeah, we're going to get to emasculated dudes too because we have next feminism.
Feminism.
So yeah, my theory in feminism.
Ooh, do you want to try to change the background?
This is going to be hard.
Yeah, how do I do that?
I don't know.
Here, let's try it.
How do I go like that?
One second.
So now.
Okay, I'm back.
So if you hit the button that says macro, the button which is the bald macro, do you see that button?
If you hold it down and on the top row, you'll see DDR2.
You can press that while you're holding that down.
Perfect.
See?
It's not that hard.
It's pretty wild.
It's a little wild at first, but you get used to it.
If Ryan could do it and he's retarded, then you can.
So feminism.
Okay.
My theory about Kevin Smith and why he's been just ruining He-Man with women and Jay in Silent Bob's reboot.
It was focused all on the daughter.
It's his daughter.
And my theory is that his daughter's pulling the strings and she's leading him down the road of feminism and he's going woke and he's going broke.
So he feminized He-Man.
He killed He-Man off in the first episode of his Netflix series.
And it's all about women now.
And now the second part is going to be about the evil woman.
And people are fucking pissed.
You don't want to mess with nerds.
They're really...
This is the only reality that they have.
And so if you mess things up that they love, they're going to hate you.
And they're online.
Doing a lot of online stuff.
Because like me and Dan, we're at the gym.
Nerds are online.
But yeah, so can you click that first link?
What is that first link there?
But yeah, he smokes weed all the time and he's vegan and he looks really meek and bony.
But if you go to the beginning of this clip, this is the main character of the whole reboot.
And the movie's...
It's corny.
It's a corny movie, but I enjoyed it.
I think the world is better having Kevin Smith in it.
He makes a lot of weird, almost like low budget.
It's almost like if an amateur had the access to professional equipment and was mainstream.
But everything's just kind of off and it feels straight to DVD with him.
His early stuff was really, really good.
Yeah, it was artsy.
But I don't know what he's...
He's kind of just corny lately.
So if you just press play and you could just lower the volume just to...
But yeah, it's just...
It's all about her and that, you know, her dad in the movie is Jay, but her real dad is Kevin Smith.
And, you know, she's a feminist who hates Trump, obviously.
She's in a band.
But her shitty boyfriend, her little beta male boyfriend, is like weaseling his way into all of Kevin Smith's projects, too.
If you go to the second link there, you can turn that off for a second.
Switch back to me and then do the switcheroos.
Yeah, he's letting her shitty boyfriend hang out and star and everything.
And they did this little vlog together.
Sun in Lockdown.
And if you skip to...
I want to say...
You just skip forward.
A little more.
He was so much better looking when he was fat.
He looked better at fat.
Yeah, it was.
You know, even right there, he looks okay, but he's been severely gaunt.
He's a little sus.
Jason Muse actually has fake teeth.
Oh, yeah, no, I could tell.
Yeah, because he was like a big drag addict.
He, though, he's a good guy, though.
He seems like a good guy, yeah.
This is his daughter's boyfriend.
And here, turn this up.
It's pronounced foyer, duh, and I did it for dramatic effect.
Harley!
Come on, man, don't call Harley.
No, no.
Why'd you drag a chair into the foyer?
Foyer, it's pronounced Foyer, and I did it to get your rat bastard dead.
Then what are you doing?
We're still under quarantine.
Kiddo, it's not like I'm going outside or anything like that.
Jay!
I think this is the real dynamic.
I think this is coming from a real place where she calls the shots.
She's super woke.
You know, because I mean, of course you want to like put your daughter and stuff.
You love your daughter.
You think she's great.
But you can't listen to a teenager.
Of course, she's going to be just liberal by default.
She got him into being a vegan.
He's just got no spine.
Like, he basically did die after having that heart attack.
Now he just has no backbone at all.
And I guarantee she's writing herselves into these movies.
And she says, Dad, what if instead of He-Man, because, you know, you guys had your He-Man when you were young, and now that's why we have toxic masculinity, and everybody's running around with swords.
How about you make a cartoon for girls?
But the problem is girls don't like that sort of stuff.
They like, you know, whatever.
So also just take a quick look at his Instagram real quick, The Boyfriend.
Yeah.
So he's kind of like Kevin Smith's adopted son at this point.
But he's one of these like...
Whoa!
Wacky.
Look at that first picture.
What the hell?
He looks like a chick.
Oh, it's probably one of those situations where she's a hyper-feminist.
You see these all the time.
And like the hyper-feminists make their boyfriends into essentially like non-binary trans because it looks like he's wearing eyeliners.
Yeah, he did transition somewhere down the line.
And it's just sad.
It is sad.
It's just really sad because at the end of the day, this guy probably just wants to get laid or whatever.
But when you have no, you don't believe in God and you just live your life trying to get following lust, you know, you eventually just chop your dick off.
Yeah, I think he's kind of dickless.
It was his birthday recently, so happy birthday to Austin Zazer.
Gotta pray for him that he, like, becomes bass and then turns Kevin Smith.
That would be good.
Yeah, because right now it's very sad.
I mean, I saw some of the production photos for Clerks 3, and I don't see many women in it.
It looks like the original cast, but you never know.
But he got completely roasted from the Netflix He-Man thing.
So it's fun watching him cry about stuff.
He even...
Okay, so the writers, he tried putting it on the writers.
He did interviews after there was a huge backlash, and he said that the writers, you know, dude, they had an idea for stuff and everything and all that.
And I was like, hey, man, that seems freaking cool.
You know, I'm just happy to be part of the He-Man family and everything and all that.
And ladies and gentlemen, you know, people wrote stuff.
And I hate the way he talks.
I've been hate watching him for a long time, but his writers came out and they were like, does anybody else get text of Kevin Smith crying after reading the scripts?
And the part that he cried about was fucking gay.
If you click the, it's kind of down a little bit.
It's season one, episode four at seven minutes.
It's the Netflix link.
It's like a big link.
Got it.
Cool.
If you turn it up a little bit, this is the part he cried about.
But me, I can't do anything right.
Spells, charms, they all end at disaster.
Pause?
Anyway, work.
That's enough of that, actually.
That's enough to prove the point that I'm about to make.
So the guy that they were doing damage control after everybody shat on it and reviewed bombed it.
Rotten Tomatoes, the audience score was like three.
And then the tomato meter was like really high, like the critic score, because it's woke.
And so he cried over that part.
And the guy who plays that in him did some damage control.
And they were talking about, you know, his character, Orko, and all this shit.
But he cried for that scene, which is a garbage scene.
And the guy who plays him is exactly that character, but just a human guy.
The guy that they got to play that pathetic troll is a pathetic troll.
Let's see.
Can you go to...
Okay, so this is the guy.
If you go to Kevin Smith, guy who plays him weird stand-up thing, it's the link above the one you just clicked.
Crying at Orco scene?
Yeah.
Here's a thing that I've been struggling with.
I've been trying to grow a beard.
I know this is a crowded room and you can't see it.
That guy kind of looks like Adam Friedland.
He does look like Adam Flintlin.
Two weeks of not shaving.
This is the best it gets.
It gets a little curlier than this, but this is the best that it gets.
This is the best that I can produce.
It's just looking like I put honey on my cheeks and slid my cheeks across the floor of a barbershop.
That's the best product that I can produce, and I'm not super happy about it because my...
Did I put a noose behind him?
A noose?
I'm surprised I didn't get canceled at UC.
Was there a noose?
Oh, there is a noose.
Yeah, look.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe.
Looks like it.
Well, maybe you should use it after this because that...
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You're doing a great job.
Okay.
Greatest career goal is to have a beard, but I just...
I fucking TV.
It's 2014.
I try to live with it.
That's not it.
Chuckling.
Look at that.
You try to live with it.
But I saw my father the other day, and he was like, Griff, what's with that beard?
And I was like, what do you, I just, I'm not shaving.
What do you mean?
And he was like, you, uh, is that for a part?
Is that for a bit?
Is that like a bit thing?
And I was like, no, I'm just like not shaving.
What?
And he's like, but is that how it grows that way?
Where there's just like no hair across your chin?
That's like how it grows where it's like all patchy and red and there's just no hair?
And I was like, yeah, that's okay.
And he's like, but how does that, how does your body do that?
And I was like, I don't know.
And he's like, but there's like that so weird that's a huge cap.
And I was like, I fucking know.
You're saying this to me.
Like, you're not the fucking person responsible for my fucking face.
Me, I remind you.
You had sex with a lady and put 50%.
It's so bad.
Here, keep playing it.
It never gets better.
Because I'm the last person you should be talking to.
Because I'm not fucking happy with this.
I wake up every month.
Honestly, it would be kind of funny if I played like a twinkly emo guitar riff and he was.
Because it just...
He's just crying.
Like, he's not even...
He's not telling a joke.
He's just protecting it.
It's really weird.
But it's funny now looking at it from like a cringe sort of point of view and thinking like American football type riffs over him and crying about it.
American football riffs.
My favorite riffs.
You can cut back to me.
That's enough of him.
But yeah, he's got a lot of angry, you know, nerd energy, self-hating energy.
That's just like one of many things that he does that like he hates himself.
Another thing he did was he did, you know, and stand-up is supposed to be self-deprecating, I suppose, but there's something, like, there's too much realness and hate in there.
Like, the loudness.
It's just, it's not only cringe, it's concerning.
I'm concerned.
That also kind of reminded me of my stand-up where I did the, we are going to the beach, but I didn't commit to it.
So mine was actually pretty good.
But a very similar thing.
Alright, so that was feminism.
Oh, last thing on there.
Kevin cries at weird shit.
So Kevin cried at the He-Man thing, but there's videos surfacing of him crying about all sorts of stuff.
And this was recently found online of him crying to one of his favorite movies and one of the most inspiring parts of that movie.
You got the link?
Can you turn it up?
There's over 2 million illegal immigrants betting down in this state tonight.
The state spent $3 billion last year on services for those people who had no right to be here in the first place.
$3 billion.
$400 million just to lock up a bunch of illegal immigrant criminals who only got into this country because the fucking INS decided it's not worth the effort to screen for convicted felons.
Are you sure he's not just like watching Star Wars?
Crying?
Obviously.
Hollowed ruins the joke.
Our government doesn't give a shit.
Our border policy is a joke.
So is anybody surprised?
It's south of the border they're laughing at us.
Laughing at our laws.
Yeah.
Every night, thousands of these parasites stream across the border like some fucking pinata exploding.
Don't laugh.
There's nothing funny going on here.
I'm going to start crying.
JK, don't isolate that.
It's a joke.
And I think I know why.
Great drop, my man.
We didn't see it, but that's okay.
Okay, so now we're going to show a little clip of us hanging out, me and Hollowed, Hollowed and I. And we're going to afterwards talk about bodybuilders and supplements and body transformation.
Yep.
So...
That's seven, right?
Yep.
On the top one?
Kick it.
If we buy some supplements for you, could we work out there for like a bit?
No, I don't want to be careful about supplements.
Oh, okay.
Alright, I put water on my hair so it looks like I'm sweating.
Just cut that part out.
Alright.
Hey, guys.
What's up?
I know I'm sweating a lot.
Um, probably because I'm working out so much.
Right now, we're about to push this up the hill.
Should I start from down here?
No, you're good there.
Alright, guys, here we go.
We just got out of the gym.
It's an excellent gym.
It's a really good local deal.
Thanks to David.
Now we're gonna spin Gavin's car.
I'm I'm I'm a tranny.
Pretty good.
All right, you can come back to us now.
So we did that.
That was fun.
And after the gym, we got a bunch of supplements.
By the way, can you pass me...
There's a bottle...
There's a shaker bottle of water in the fridge.
I'm going to put on my drinking glasses.
Thank you.
So we got a bunch of supplements from that place, and one of them is greens.
And if you basically, if you're eating a bunch of stuff during the day, but you don't have enough time or access to greens, you can buy this thing.
It's got super shrooms and tart cherry.
I think it's got ashwagandha in there also, but I already take that.
So we go to that local gym and his friend, you get like a family friend or something that works at the supplement shop.
Yeah.
He gives me an intro workout to try out.
C4 also.
C4, yeah.
I always do C4 pre-workout for the most part.
But I didn't buy that.
I bought the intro workout, which is like in the middle of the workout, like right in the middle, it gives you another little boost and it stops your muscles from breaking down.
And it felt good.
So I bought that.
And then this green thing, because I really do have a problem with keeping a fridge full of greens, you know, and using them, you know, every day, you know, and then you go through them pretty quick.
So instead of stocking up spinach and broccoli and asparagus and all that stuff, and frozen vegetables aren't ever as good, this has got a bunch of fiber in there and a bunch of other garbage that should help me in my life.
And then I bought some ashwagandha there.
So that was a really fun little trip.
So I'm glad that we didn't see Space Jam.
Yeah.
And we just worked out.
We worked our bodies out.
Did you know my legs wouldn't work the day afterwards from your ab exercises?
Really?
Yeah.
So like, whatever these things are, I was walking like Dante Nero.
I was like this.
I like couldn't lift my legs.
And like, if I laid down for a while, my Legs could straighten out, but if I sat down to stand up again, I'd have to like re-stretch the muscles and fucking get up.
It was pretty wild.
Hey, can you go to Josh LaCash's Twitter?
If you just type in Twitter, Josh, it might come up.
They're not thinking of the wah.
So we're gonna try these greens.
And they're flavored, so they don't.
It's really good.
I want to try with the flavor you got.
Oh, you're not banned on Twitter yet?
It's my third account, baby boy.
It's my third account, baby boy.
It's also my third Instagram account.
It's like C-A-John LaCash?
Josh LaCash.
Oh.
Yeah.
And if you go to his feed there and you scroll down a little bit.
Oh, wait.
Here, delete.
L-E.
Yeah, there you go.
First guy right there.
John Lecoq.
John Lecoq.
Oh, you just went back.
We're watching Ryan do his job.
Oh, wait, hollowed.
I keep calling you Ryan.
Alright, go down more, a little more, a little more until you see a video there.
Alright, so press pause and then put the volume up and start it over.
Sense of humor.
Always a very happy guy.
But you know when it gets serious.
Okay, you know when to get serious.
If it's playtime or bath time, you got a great sensibility.
Sense of humor.
Always a very happy guy.
But you know when it gets serious.
That's it.
I think it's looping now.
Yeah.
That guy's pretty cool.
Yeah.
Josh is great.
So, yeah, his show's going live.
It was live today, and it's up for on demand later.
Wait, today's not Saturday, is it?
No, his show's tomorrow at 4.
He goes live.
So catch that.
But yeah, so that was me FaceTiming him yesterday with the Trump filter, and he was showing his baby, and he was very happy.
His baby's just like really happy.
But he was looking at the screen and reacting to the Trump impression.
So I didn't know he was recording that.
I go home and I'm just like on the toilet checking Instagram and I clicked on his Instagram and for a set for like three real seconds, I thought that it was some footage of Donald Trump.
Because I didn't realize I was being recorded, so I wasn't ready for that.
And I was like, oh, wait, that's me.
So, I mean, I've not...
People say compliments about the impression stuff, but that's the first time I believe that I'm good at that.
Truly good.
Like, I think for real, who's actually good at the Trump Impression?
The mannerisms, Jason Scoop, he does this.
Frankly.
He does a lot of his great mannerisms.
But Bob DeBono does the best voice Trump Impression, I think, ever.
I was actually pretty shocked to hear myself knocking it out of the park with that.
And it was cute.
Okay, so supplements.
Oh, yeah, this bodybuilder died.
I didn't know him.
It's right below supplements, the first YouTube link.
But now I'm starting to watch his videos, and now I'm like getting bummed out.
So, like, I did.
Yeah, that should be it.
He's talking about.
He's huge.
He's a giant walking muscle.
The guy with the John Wick?
Yeah, his name is John Meadows.
It's called Bigger Than Bodybuilding.
But when I was trying to remember what it was called, I thought it was More Than Muscle, which also would have been a good title for this.
So this is a Canadian guy, Jack Nepard.
And he's training with him.
And yeah, so that guy died.
John Meadows, the big dude.
Pretty sad.
I didn't know who he was at first, and then I found out, I found a couple of his videos.
And then I'm belatedly getting sad about it.
He seems like a great guy.
I don't know if he was like in pumping iron or whatever, like where he came from.
But he seems like a swell guy.
And the way he's training him, if you could turn down the volume, but keep playing it.
At my gym, there was one of the trainers there.
So I never work with a trainer, but one night I'm going in there to like crunch in a leg day.
And I think I did some pull-ups, some pull workouts too, because I wasn't quite sore.
And I know you shouldn't go there just to get sore, but I had a lot more energy in my muscles to go another couple of workouts for pull.
So I did pull and legs, and he walked me through it.
And when somebody's working with you and training you, you should consider if you're just working on your own and stuff, that's fine.
But really, even when you and me were working out, somebody else there to either push you so you don't look like a pussy or you don't let yourself get away with just like doing one rep less,
it really does make a huge difference.
So, You know, yeah, this type of shit.
Like, when it comes to legs, I'll just completely cheat and stop doing things that I should be doing because it feels shitty.
But when you have a guy saying, no, dude, stop being a pussy.
So that's pretty nice.
So rest in peace to that guy.
And then this is what I really wanted to get to.
I've been talking about this in my private circle of friends for a while, but there's this show called PKA, Painkiller already.
They've had Milo Yiannopoulos on.
They've had Anthony Kumia on there.
And they're just like three normie guys that talk about normie stuff.
Can you hit that link?
Not that one.
Here, come back to me.
And then privately go to the PKA.
Which one were we going to play?
You know what's cool about this desk is you could do weird things with your legs under there.
Like, you don't know what I'm doing.
Can you hit ME1, though, so we could see me in that?
And turn it up a little bit.
Alright.
Alright.
I see what you're doing now.
So when you get that out of Derek, it feels really good.
Now, see, some of your photos I thought I was like, turn the volume down, but like scroll around to see if there's before and after pictures.
So Kyle is the guy in the top right.
He used to, there you go.
He used to be FPS Russia, which is one of the biggest gun review channels in the world in the early 2000s or so.
And so if you go before that, yeah, there.
There's him all pudgy and fat.
Yeah.
That was him 11 months ago.
He's also a huge pothead, too.
He's a huge pothead, that is true.
But he's also on probation.
Because he went to jail for two years for doing some bullshit, for buying weed, getting weed sent to him.
And he didn't snitch, so he went to jail for two years.
Or actually, I think he only went for like two months.
Or three months.
But it was supposed to be like a longer sentence.
It's like six months of no weed.
Boom.
Yeah, no, he's been on probation for a long time now.
But it ends very soon, so he's going to be smoking weed very soon.
So yeah, those are the before and after pics.
And he was hiding this from his entire audience.
And only the two guys, his two co-hosts on the top left and the bottom left, knew about this.
But for 11 months, he's been getting huge.
And the fans of the show are still shitting on him and being like fat Kyle.
They would call him Pyle.
Pyle of shit.
He's natty?
He is natty, but he was taking, he's on testosterone replacement therapy.
And so this guy, you might recognize him if you do any lifting or you watch any of his videos on YouTube.
The guy on the bottom right is More Plates, More Dates is his channel.
And he reviews stuff while talking from the side of his mouth like he has Bell's palsy, but he's a cool dude, very informative guy.
And so he worked with Kyle to completely transform into Determinator, which is super inspiring.
And so I think you do kind of need if you're just starting to work out or something like that.
You know, I've been doing this for a couple months seriously in a way that I'm actually trying to grow muscle instead of just go to the gym and like meander around and fuck around.
But yeah, hopefully that helps.
So people out there can stop being fat and gay.
Let's see what else we got.
So that's that.
Okay, now the war on cops.
So in that you could switch.
I'll switch the background.
No, I got the background.
Yeah, I'm a pro at the background.
That is pretty pro.
Like beer?
Alright, great job.
So 1-4, 1, cops, donut operator, 12 punches.
How dare you?
Nice.
Gonna play it forever.
Donut Canadian Chinaman.
Oh, donut operator.
Check, check, check.
Hi, everyone.
Donut here.
Look.
Donut Operator.
So this was going viral on TikTok of this cop punching the shit out of this black guy while two other cops hold him down.
And Donut Operator sets the record straight.
He shows the rest of the video.
And if you go to about halfway through...
Oh, you know what?
See if you could scroll until you see the first video, the TikTok.
It should be a little bit before that.
Let's watch more of the interviews.
Or maybe that's it.
The video is 4 minutes and 49 seconds long.
It starts off with the officers fighting with the suspect.
You have two officers trying to restrain him and the one officer who made the video go viral punching him in the face.
Alright, so they got him restrained.
Clearly resisting arrest.
And, you know, you got a punch there.
You got a punch there.
You got another punch there.
You got a couple.
And then people start throwing garbage at the cops and chairs and shit.
Because they don't know what the fuck's going on.
You know, punches him again.
Punches him again.
Punches him again.
It's about 12 punches, right?
So it looks really bad.
You know, I always assume that there's good reason for that.
Not always, but I assume...
I'm going to assume there's a good reason for that.
You know, I don't...
I really don't think cops just go off and wail somebody for no reason.
I'm sure they're assholes.
Yeah, they're throwing garbage at them.
They're throwing a whole bunch of shit at them.
Yep.
Yeah, they're throwing garbage recycling cans and all that shit at them.
So if you fast forward, they'll show, if you scroll kind of forward there, they'll show the rest of the video a little bit more.
Now they have to deal with those motherfuckers.
And look at this, right here.
If you leave it play.
He's pointing at his waistband.
For what purpose?
Why is he pointing at his waistband?
Even at a minute and a half into the video, the guy...
So, like, what do you think the people throwing garbage on the floor care about climate change?
No, I think they're being very irresponsible towards climate change.
Unless they...
So, you know that climate change is the number one problem.
I heard.
Number one.
Now, I'm not for the COVID lockdowns, but if it's for the climate, I think we should be locked into our homes.
That's my stance.
That's the official stance of the show.
Yes.
By the way, that was happening on Instagram Live.
They were talking about climate change, and we have to act now no matter what.
And I was like, oh, fuck.
And it was just three women on Instagram Live.
And it was like 90% of the comments were just like, Trump won.
This is bullshit.
What the fuck's going on?
Biden sucks.
So keep playing this video right here.
What happened to this poor sweetie that was getting punched all around?
What did he ever do to deserve such behavior?
He's, you know, his friends are helping him.
They're taking a stand.
They said, no more pointless punching black guys in the face.
So we're throwing garbage at you.
He's pointing at his dick.
He's like, yeah, but he's got a dick.
Well, it's not illegal, sir.
So I'm afraid your punches is.
Okay, well, that's a gun.
Okay, well, that could have been any gun.
That could be a toy?
No, he had a gun, and that's why he was getting punched in the face, because he was resisting arrest and not letting them search his waistband.
And they knew he had a gun, and he was about to draw it on them for sure.
He said, this ends today.
Hands up, I'm going to shoot.
I can breathe, but I can also shoot.
And so they just punched the fuck out of him.
How's about that?
So, yeah, but the narrative that's going around on TikTok, and that's what's not safe about these little fucking, you know, kids on TikTok, they're squeezing little political messages in there, but you don't really know what's going on.
So when you're seeing stuff like that, just like a quick little clip, it looks really bad.
But it's like he kind of had to be there.
Right, dude?
Right.
Okay, so that guy, by the way, Donut Operator, he went kind of back and forth with this guy called The Quartering, who some of you may know.
He does like nerd reviews and shit, but he's also kind of based.
And the Donut Operator guy, that video we just watched, he provides commentary on cop videos.
He was defending Black Rifle Coffee because they sponsor him.
And even Joe Rogan was defending the Black Rifle guys.
But I think they're misunderstanding why people are upset.
People are upset because of the Kyle Rittenhouse hate that they've been throwing his way since forever.
And on Twitter, they found recently that he liked a tweet saying that, you know, shitting all over Kyle Rittenhouse.
So they seem to just not even shy away from the fact that they're anti-Kyle.
They keep bringing up his name and keep shitting on him.
Don't you have a story about Black Rifle Coffee?
Not really.
You shit on them to somebody.
Yeah, yeah.
I won't say where I was, but I was somewhere, and they had Black Rifle Coffee Company.
And I was like, oh yeah, I completely forget why that I don't like him and the people who are defending them.
I screwed up the double thing.
But so I remember, because in one of my group chats, the owner of it basically flat out disavowed the Proud Boys and stuff like that.
And he was saying, I'd rather any right-wing people leave my company.
I'd rather not have their money.
But the dude's just bad news.
Like, there's so many other coffee companies you can support.
And when your whole thing is, like, guns and Second Amendment and free speech, and then you're just trying to, like, kick people off your brand.
Like, it's really just cringe.
It's a cringe coffee company.
What you should do is you should support the either SSPX monks that make coffee or other monks because monks are base and red-pilled, unlike, you know, crony, neocon, black rifle coffee company people.
And also our regular sponsors on sensor.tv.
Yes, them, too.
Which we will read their ads this Thursday.
I still use their Johnny Apple CBD, the tincture.
I still like the tincture a lot.
It does help for recovery, and I was thinking about chugging it when I had my muscle injury from doing those ab workouts.
I never do ab workouts, so I'm going to incorporate that thanks to you.
Damn!
Beautiful.
I'm so proud.
I am so proud.
Interrogation video.
Okay, another thing on the war on cops.
I've been watching, this is cop-related, interrogation videos lately.
I can't get enough.
And it's a weird thing to just watch death stuff.
Like, I never used to watch the unsolved mysteries or things like that.
I've always been a little fascinated with them, but they would always really creep me out, the forensic files and things like that.
And I was like, I don't need to think about killers and shit.
You know, there's enough stuff in the world going on to be wary about that I don't have to think about killers are out there.
But these are really fascinating.
So if you go to the first interrogation video, it's this Canadian Chinese kid.
He's like 20-something.
He killed two people with an axe.
Yeah.
And so I listened to three hours of this.
And basically, all he says, like, she's like, now, and she's Canadian too.
This is, you know, so her accent, she's like, come on, man.
You have to give the parents closure and stuff.
Like, come on, man.
Be a man about it.
Fuck.
Fucking you drove a Zamboni in, like, figuratively.
What?
You think he's a Canuck?
He's a Canuck.
No, he's from Hong Kong.
Spencer, though, still needs to, like, bathe in maple syrup.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, Cody Canuck.
Cody Canuck.
Cody Canuck, fuck.
Another guy in our music group.
So, um, very disappointing, but for three hours, I listened to this thinking that at the end, at the end of it, first he just, like, anytime she shows him a piece of damning evidence, he just goes, I don't want to talk about it.
By the way, did he, like, do bad on a math test or something?
Um, I don't know what the, he never explains why he did it.
There was a guy who, like, didn't get a scholarship who shot up his college professors.
I bet.
Was that Virginia Tech?
No, no, no, that's a different guy, but there is.
It's kind of a sad story.
Um, but yeah.
Yeah.
Hmm.
So yeah, he says two things.
He either says, I don't want to talk about it.
Or he says, I don't have anything to say.
And he like laughed.
He's like laughing through the whole thing, like kind of nervously chuckling.
She's like, I know why you're laughing.
I know.
You're not.
You don't think it's funny.
You're laughing because you're nervous.
And you know we've got you.
And we do.
And maybe you're not answering me because you think we don't have enough evidence on you and you think being mute can just help you.
But fuck.
You're fucked.
And I really, really, really, really was hoping that at the end of this, he was like, okay.
Go to camera at one.
At the end of it, he would, and I kind of look exactly like him, so this works.
Where he's like, okay.
You want to know why I did it?
Because I don't like you, people.
American people.
With your doobity-doo, dooba-de-boo.
I was really hoping he was going to be like a bond villain and explain why he did this.
He's like, every day I walk outside, I see American people walking around.
You are so happy.
But why?
I give you a reason to be sad.
Something.
But he just says nothing.
Sometimes the complaints will be false.
Exactly.
That's so fucking true.
Sometimes the complaints will literally be false.
And the Chinaman will silently kill people and never talk about it or say anything.
The video of the Canadian guy who drives his car through like a sidewalk.
And then when the cops come to get him, he tries to do suicide by cop and takes his wallet and pretends like it's a gun.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Speaking of pretending, I got some more interrogation stuff that's really cringy.
Guys pretending to be crazy.
This is a great video.
On to this downward face.
Yeah, so this first, if you started out at zero, right from the beginning, they show probably the ringiest one ever.
Oh, this guy?
You've seen this?
Yeah, yeah.
I was on a binge of this.
So this is ancient Chinese secret, or is this just a little rabbit hole that you've went down?
It's a little rabbit hole.
Okay.
You're just like, oh, why is YouTube recommending me this?
So he's normal, everything's fine.
This is 26-year-old Dawson McGee, sitting in a police interrogation room in the early hours of a Tuesday morning.
The Monday night before, he stabbed his own mother to death for asking him to move out of the house and get a job.
Dawson is unaware that he is being recorded on a hidden camera.
In three seconds from now, he will hear the sound of the door being opened by a detective.
Dawson was triggered when his mom canceled his League of Legends subscription, rendering him down two ranks.
And at that exact moment, you will hear him.
And he decided to take revenge.
He says, Mom, you know I like my blue box macaroni and cheese.
And I like the commercial, which made me buy it in the first place.
I like jazzy black kids telling me what sort of carby foods I should eat after school.
He read on a Reddit thread that his parents may be Trump supporters, so he did what he had to do.
Yeah, he's the woke killer.
They turned him.
They actually, he was the mayor the next day.
They made him mayor.
No, but honestly, yeah, he probably did fuck some shit up because she took away his unrated copy of Conquer's Bad Fur Day.
Did you see what Chris Chan did?
Yes, of course.
We covered it on the show.
That's a weird thing about Hollowed.
He doesn't really watch the show.
Okay?
He should, but he's very busy.
He's helping the world with his tunes.
Meaner.
Imagine thinking that'll work.
If they think you're like Rainman Retarded, you're not excused from killing people.
It's like, I think you have even more, like, more...
You're more responsible for it.
Because you plan things out, you turn the doorknob a certain amount of times before you go out there and kill.
Okay.
Like, they're more methodical.
Now, if you could skip to 439, this is actually a crazy person.
By the arresting officer.
Scroll up a little bit.
This guy legitimately, though, has autism.
Oh, his head's just cut off?
So he took you to Walmart?
Yes, sir.
Did you both go in?
No, we did not go in, sir.
And why not?
We pulled into the poking lot, then I pulled the weapon on him and demanded that he take me to Asher, Oklahoma, sir.
And why did all of a sudden did you decide that you needed to go to Asher?
Because I was planning to take him out into the country and kill him.
Okay.
Did he say anything?
He pinned.
And then he pinched some.
He told me not to kill him.
To make him feel more comfortable, I unloaded the clip, unloaded the bullet from the chamber, and put them over to him and eased his nerves a little.
Then he pulled the second clip and put the second one back.
Did you say that it was nervous at the time?
Yes, sir.
The second time he had changed the gun, He was driving 10-15 miles an hour, so it was rather slow.
And of course it was slow when he wasn't purposefully driving.
Couldn't get him out until even when he had hit the tree.
So that's an actual insane person.
And another person who tried to fake being insane reason why you would have done this to this young man?
No, ma'am.
No reason.
No, ma'am.
You have nothing to say for yourself?
No, ma'am.
You want to tell the community anything?
No, ma'am.
Did you confess to police?
Yes, ma'am.
Are you proud of what you've done?
No, ma'am.
Do you have remorse for what you've done?
No, ma'am.
He appears completely void of human emotion.
Just a dead person.
Just a walking, empty person.
He's just like, I woke up today and, you know, decided I was going to kill somebody.
Yeah, he's a fucking loon.
So that's what actually crazy looks like.
And by the way, so if you get deemed insane, they don't like drop the charges and shit.
They bring you to a mental hospital or a mental facility or a high-security mental joint, I think is what they call it.
It's not autism.
What he has is like psychopathy.
Like he's actually just doesn't have any feelings.
Like he probably like killed cats as a kid and shit.
Right.
But yeah, he's not going to a pretty place because he is crazy.
But everybody else who fakes being crazy thinks that they're, what, going to get sympathy and get away with it?
I don't fucking know.
It's not like Sweden where you could be Varg from Purzum.
Stab someone to death, admit it, and like go get a computer in your cell and record an album and shit.
No way.
Yeah, like that's he literally did that.
Like they're like, he is a computer.
And then he gets out in like 15 years.
Jeesh.
Well, yeah, so, you know, this fucker, Nick Cruz, he's just this.
The only reason I think this is cool, like, I almost think it's too taboo to even talk about the school shooting shit.
Nick Cruz shot up.
What was it?
Parkland.
Yeah, Parkland shooting.
Where the cops drive Lamborghinis?
The cops drive Lamborghinis.
And they were too scared to go in.
They're like, oh, my Lamborghinis.
No.
Oh, shit.
Well, this is the war on cops.
Okay.
Now we're good.
So if 1232, this is Nick Cruz, who shot up the Parkland School.
And what's good about this clip is, you know, it's not giving him publicity in any sort of positive way or putting him in a positive light.
Like, I do think that when they put the Boston bombers on the cover of Rolling Stone, that was retarded, and they were, like, glorifying them.
You know, like, look, these young guys did this horrible thing.
But, yeah, Nick Cruz is a young dude, but he's a coward.
He's a fucking...
He's a psycho-coward.
He's not actually psycho, though.
This is him pretending to be psycho.
And just what a pathetic little cowering dweeb he is after doing what he did.
Did you be up?
No, don't do nothing about getting up, right, buddy.
This is 19-year-old Nicholas Cruz, who three hours and 55 minutes prior to this moment, murdered 17.
Why was he in high school at 19?
Probably got left back.
Left back one year, right?
Or two years?
People at his former high school in Parkland, Florida.
It is Florida.
They said former.
Among the dead were three teachers and 14 students, the majority of whom were 14 years old.
A further 17 students were seriously wounded during the massacre.
The gunman dropped his rifle seven minutes into the rampage and then blended in with the crowd as he ran out of the building.
He was you could use the um the arrow right button to skip.
If we look at his demeanor a moment earlier, we can see the contrast throughout this interrogation.
It shows us that his mind isn't wandering off during these moments of apparent disconnection.
He is in fact fully present and very aware of what's going on around him.
As he looks up, immediately now knows he is still being watched, and his following gestures will resemble that of someone with suicidal tendencies.
Just the gay, weird acting so that these externalized suicidal thoughts may seem dangerous.
And I don't know what the goal is.
Like pretending to race.
Alright, we go to that part where they just showed the grass.
If you go for what he pretends he's talking to demons and shit here.
Shut up.
Just be quiet, man.
I love that copy.
Yeah, the cops are shut up.
He's like, the demons, the voices.
No, just shut the fuck up.
Can you imagine it's like prior to this that that cop is probably called to a domestic dispute where like yeah, you know my husband blah blah and he's like oh and then it's like the next thing you know he's there.
Yeah.
Like yeah.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I don't think you're as a cop it's just you get it's like this ticking time bomb for something horrific that nobody wants to be a part of.
It's like oh my goodness.
And then you got some nice moments where you're helping folks and stuff.
I just saw this cop lifting up a car to save a child like lift I like by himself.
Maybe with this with another guy too, but that whole adrenaline thing where you can do crazy stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
For sure.
And it happens.
Like deadlifts, bro.
Did you see when his brother comes in?
Do they have that?
No.
I don't know if they have it.
I think I stopped watching this one, but no, I think I watched this full way through so yeah he keeps doing this whole fucking demon shit like the voices whatever and then this cop's just not buying any of it and now if you want the king level guilt free viewing because this is like kind of a guilty thing for me to watch because it's exploiting something that killed like high school kids so as fucked up as nick cruise is and this is just for the purpose of making him look like a like a bitch like a little coward which is something i've never seen
it it's not oh fuck all right I don't know how to got it Yeah, I don't know what you did.
All right, I'll have to fix that.
Anyway, there's a lot of buttons on that thing, so don't blame Dan.
He's doing a great job.
He had a very brief tutorial in the beginning, and he's picking it up really nicely.
Now, for those people who think it's just easy to replace me, you know how much shit he can't do?
He's basically retarded back there, and I'm the one who's smart.
He's throwing his.
That's how I feel.
Because I know I'm smart back there, but sometimes I'll be doing some stupid shit.
And Gavin be on my dick.
You know, this episode is a nightmare for any of our listeners who are kind of like older, like, bearded guys from Montana who are like, what the fuck?
I don't want to watch this kid.
Show me Gavin.
He's funny.
He does the poop jokes.
I don't like them too much.
And then there might be some hardcore racist viewers.
You might have some.
There's some hardcore racist people in every group.
I'm not white.
I'm Italian.
He's Italian.
He's not white.
So this is a nightmare.
They're like, yeah, Ryan's okay sometimes, but I like the white guy the most.
And that's fine.
I love our racist subscribers.
And yet again, you're going to have racist basketball players, surfers, skiers.
We definitely have some racist.
I mean, I'm a racist basketball player.
Shit.
I hate that this is what I do.
Anyway, so I hate that this Asian kid's hosting the show, but I respect you guys and I like you guys too.
So just chill.
And for our non-racist but non-fans of Ryan subscribers, which is, I'm guessing the majority, but then again, I've seen a lot of nice things coming into the mailbag, and I appreciate that.
So the music like, Ryan, you should get your own show.
What the fuck?
What could I do?
I can only pretend to be a man who can do a show.
That means you're gay.
Woo!
Anyways.
Oh, shit.
What?
What'd you do?
Oh, God.
Alright, so go to history.
Go to the tab and pull it back up.
You can figure it out?
Yeah, I'll figure it out.
Alright.
So I'll finish verbally setting up this clip here.
Now, if you've seen this before, then you hate me because you know all this.
So basically, I'm only going to show you one part of this.
It's the part where the woman is fake crying.
And this is down the theme of criminals faking shit to pretend that they're innocent, basically.
So the cops get a tip from this guy who used to be an ex-boyfriend of this chick.
She called him and said, can you kill my husband?
And instead of finding a hitman or putting a hit on him, he calls the cops and says, guys, this bitch just told me to kill this dude.
What do you want to do?
And they're like, I know what we'll do.
We'll pretend that you did that and we'll get him out of the house.
So the cops go to his house, they pick him up, and they let him know what's been going on.
Be like, your wife tried to get you killed.
And he's like, oh, shit.
So like, we're going to pretend that you're dead.
And then it went off without a hitch.
And we're going to tell her that there's been a disturbance at your house and you're dead.
And so her fake crying thing.
This is kind of ancient Chinese secret.
But for those of you who haven't seen, it's really worth it.
So if you go to that video, can you get there?
Yeah.
All right.
Go to, before that, it's like really HD footage of them outside.
Yeah, skip that.
So they get her on tape admitting the hit.
Sergeant Ramsey, I'm the one that called you.
Thank you for coming.
I'm sorry to call you.
Listen, we had a report of a disturbance at your house, and there were shots fired.
Is your husband Michael?
Okay, I'm sorry to tell you, ma'am, he's been killed.
He's been killed.
Oh, that pisses me off so much.
Yeah, play it out.
Try to calm down.
Listen, right now we need to get people to play.
We need to get you to the police station.
We can't look at that.
We need to do our job.
You want to find his door to give him a calm down.
You're pretty good, dude.
Okay.
Does he have enemies?
So this is such a fun...
We're talking about what a shitty...
Does he have enemies?
We're talking about how much of a shitty moment it is for when a cop responds to that shooting, the Parkland shooting.
But this has got to be such an awesome thing.
I mean, because the guy is safe.
Nobody's been killed.
And they're basically playing a very high risk.
There's a lot on the line that's basically punked, though.
They're coming, and they are coming at levels that you haven't even seen yet.
By the hundreds of thousands, by the millions, they'll be coming.
Such a good point.
They are coming at levels that we've never seen before.
They're coming at levels that you've never seen before.
Levels that, frankly, are kind of gay.
They're gay levels, and that's okay.
Gay numbers.
I'm getting hungry, so we'll wrap this up.
So that's fake crying, but that's got to be fun for a cop.
Basically, everybody's in on this prank, and she goes to jail for being a bad woman.
Now, that guy was trying to be on the straight and narrow.
He's been on probation after being in jail for a while.
He was a piece of shit.
He was a scumbag for leaving his wife for a hooker.
So that's the lesson there.
You know, you're not going to get the best if you leave your main for a little side.
So it's kind of like that guy's fault.
It's all about taking responsibility.
JK, it's her fault.
Okay, final video.
Hit it.
Wait, do your racist basketball impression?
Oh, I hate this shit.
Shit.
You want me to throw this?
And went in.
I hate myself.
Or like, oh, basketball player who's like racist against China, but he can't say anything about China because he has a Nike sponsorship.
That's basically just reality.
That's just...
If you tune into the NBA, that's what you'll see.
So let's go to the final video.
It's the link that is the last.
The bird, which is the bald eagle.
What the hell is going on?
You have to click the sound button to make sound out.
Instagram's code.
I thought they were trying to break his arm at first, but no.
They're not breaking his arm.
They're tying him to the support teams because he's stolen.
You can turn the volume down, but keep playing it.
Yeah, this is justice.
This is exactly what should be happening in New York City.
If you're going to decapitate the police, you're going to defund them.
Instead of catch and release for your seventh gun charge, you should just be tied to like a street poll for a week.
Yeah.
Just catch.
Yeah.
Instead of the release part.
The ice cream truck.
Yeah.
Playing a really daunting Harry Potter-esque song, by the way, too.
I don't know who they're trying to attract.
Warlocks?
Am I right, folks?
Yeah, a lot of the comments you'll notice are...
Read some of the comments?
Get caught stealing.
The bird, just the bald eagle.
A lot of these comments, since Gavin has turned on a lot of the viewers to this channel, those are all the video drops.
In the comments of any video that you pick from Mob Shishm are video drop quotes.
And being good at it, if you will.
I like his new sunglasses.
See, if you watch the show, you know these things.
Walmart pay-per-view.
Alright, well, that's it for the final video, and that's it for the show.
And can you turn my background to the censored where it says censored, it's all white?
Oh, you know what you could do, actually?
Go to DDR.
Oh, we didn't do a mailbag.
I'm sorry, guys.
Hold down macro.
No.
Hold down macro.
Macro and then the top left button.
Number one.
And go back to the desk.
Kind of in the middle of the board.
Yeah, you hold it down, and then you there we go.
This is...
Alright.
Woo!
We did it.
Great.
Okay, guys.
By the way.
It's been running Catsu Rivera all along.
Yep.
See how I'm doing the hair?
This is me now.
Before it was Gavin, now it's me, officially.
Okay.
Woo!
Well, that was fun.
Well, guys, I hope you've enjoyed this.
It's something, right?
To hold you over until the big guy comes back.
We miss him dearly, and he works very hard.
Even on the vacation days of the calendar year, we make sure that we have nice ass content.
But this is a guy that isn't loved by the neighborhood he's been living in.
This is a guy who's been persecuted and thrown off the fucking internet for goddamn sakes.
Can't even post fucking pancake pictures.
So give him a damn break.
He needs to go to a nice tropical place, get some sun, that pasty bastard, and fucking come back all tan and suave and sucker.
So we're happy for him.
We say, Gavin, take as much time as you'd like.
But he's going to be back on Monday.
So thank you for tuning in and get fired, get in trouble, be brave, throw one, and never stop fighting.
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