Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
Hey dudes, I'm at the airport.
What's going on?
How's the audio, Ryan?
Sounding good.
Okay.
Your voice doesn't bounce back when you talk?
No.
I don't hear me at all.
Oh, that's cool.
I'm at this really cool airport, the TWA Airport in JFK, designed by this architect who did the Washington, D.C. airport.
It's fucking beautiful.
Look at this.
Look at the beds.
And the furniture is all Eames type shit.
It's 1964 themed.
And the bathroom is cool.
And I got...
Push a button to open the door.
And the hallway looks like, you know that.
The shining?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's kind of dirty, though.
Like, the carpet.
I bet it's just a million stupid bitches spilling their coffee.
I was waiting for my luggage.
I came back from Tacoma last night, and I'm waiting for my luggage.
And I hear someone caterwalling.
And so we waited for our luggage for an hour, and then they go, the terminal's closed.
So I'm walking to another terminal, terminal 7 from terminal 5.
And they go, you can go get your luggage there.
What?
It's at a different terminal?
Okay, whatever.
So I'm walking to the next terminal.
I hear the caterwauling woman.
I think, I'm going to tell her to shut the fuck up.
I might even slap her.
This is worth going to jail for.
And I finally catch up to them.
And it's in a big tunnel to get to the Skytrain.
So the caterwalling is bouncing off the hallways, and it's fucking annoying.
And I finally get there, and it's this poor cop, this black woman, is pushing one of the bitches in a wheelchair.
And she's like, I don't even know what the language was.
Turkish, I'm going to guess.
And then on the black woman's arm is another one who's like holding her and pulling her, ah, yeah.
I guess someone died or something on the fucking plane.
I don't know what happened.
They missed their flight.
And I thought, oh, I don't have to tell them to shut up.
It's already confirmed that they're the worst people in the entire airport.
And then they go, no, it's open again.
Go back to get your luggage.
And I go, is this fucking fucking...
I said to the cop, another cop, I go, is that the screaming woman?
Did they cause this?
And he goes, no, no, no, sir.
It's not the screaming woman.
You can go get your luggage.
So I finally get it, and we get back to this super cool hotel, but it's obviously sullied.
So I sent you some pictures for Tacoma.
My buddy had his 40th birthday.
He had Built to Spill play.
And he's a MAGA guy.
And we were wondering if he would recognize, the Built to Spill dude would recognize me and say, I'm not going to go there.
And then I thought, I don't want to go to a place where I have to be and frank.
And I thought about it for a while because I thought, either don't show up to his party, and that's shitty, or I show up, the guy recognizes me and says, we're off.
Because this guy, Doug McGrath, I think his name is, the singer Built to Spill, he did a song for Sleater Kinney called Fuck 2016.
It was like a benefit CD, whatever, album for Hating Trump, the National I Hate Trump coalition.
So we know where he stands politically.
But he's also an indie rocker dude and they're broke.
Built to Spill were big in 1995.
They're not really around anymore.
So he's obviously had a year with COVID and he's having trouble.
What the fuck is that?
What are you showing?
Built to Spill, fuck 2016.
Oh, that's the picture for the song.
What are they cooking a black kid?
It's a white kid.
So it's okay.
Just cooking kids.
And I thought, what should I do?
I'm damned if I do, damned if I don't.
And I thought, I haven't asked my dad for advice in about 20 years.
Let's see what dad has to say.
So I call up my dad and I explain the situation.
And he goes, hmm, I think what you should do, my boy, is contact the band and say that you're intending to come.
And if that's a problem, then you won't go.
And I go, what?
That's the stupid.
No wonder I don't ask you for advice anymore.
That's retarded.
Why would I give him that power?
That's a total cuck move.
Fuck that.
So what I did was I dressed up as King Diamond.
And I thought, I'm dressing.
It's a dress-up party.
So I'm dressing up a normal amount of dressing up.
And I'm still going to say, hi, I'm Gavin and say who I am.
And I'm not going to hide.
So I'm not being obvious that I'm me, but I'm also not hiding.
And that worked out great.
But the guy who runs the event recognized the guy whose party it was, and he started fucking with him.
So every time someone would pose for a picture with the Built to Spill guy, who I used to think was in on it, but I'm realizing now the more I think about it, he was just like anyone's dog for a bone.
The guy's broke.
He didn't have the band on stage.
It wasn't, I think at one point there were five guys in Built to Spill.
This was just two chicks and him, which is kind of a gip.
But anyway, when he was posing for photos, the guy who ran the place, it's called Alma Mater in Tacoma.
He would put on a shirt.
He goes, hey, put this shirt on for the picture.
And it's a picture of Trump blowing his head off.
And there was a couple liberals at the thing, too, and they were like, oh man, you got served with that shirt.
Because the owner had the Doug McGrath put on the shirt for the last song.
And it's a really graphic shirt.
I actually didn't see this because I was dealing with the babysitter at the hotel with my kids.
But it's like Trump like this and blood shooting out of his head.
And I said to the libs that thought it was cool, can you even imagine a band on stage with a picture, a t-shirt of Obama blowing his head off?
I mean, he'd go to jail.
People would gasp.
They'd gasp in horror.
Just like that guy on the plane.
Did you see this dude on the plane?
It's in the notes, Ryan.
Which one is it now?
I got to go to Sent.
He's screaming his head off.
He says, he screams his parents are worth $2 million.
Oh, that's it.
That's it.
He's screaming that his parents are worth $2 million.
That's pretty standard, dude.
Wait a minute.
Where's the notes?
Did you get the notes for today?
Yep.
Why aren't they in my motherfucking scent?
Oh, you're there.
I don't like these.
I guess my scent is updating.
You might not be able to...
I could send it back to you.
Wait.
I sent you an email about women quitting the Olympics, and then I sent you all the notes.
One of them isn't in my goddamn scents.
Oh, here we go.
Here it is.
Here it is.
So, uh...
I mean, I'm going to have to put on my real glasses to see this.
Yeah.
1-2.
Obnoxious guy in a plane.
Yeah.
Just like the Obama thing, if this guy was black, it would be horrible.
It would be all about how horrible this airline is.
They'd be getting sued.
But because he's a white guy, they can tape him up and gag him in his seat.
But I like how he says his parents are worth $2 million.
Dude, if you're middle class in America, your parents are worth $1 to $2 million.
Sorry.
That's not that crazy.
You're upper middle class, basically.
But click on the video.
I can't hear it.
But I don't really have to.
My grandfather is worth more than this plane.
Shut the fuck up.
Wait.
How much is the plane?
Aren't they like $200 million?
Is that the flight attendant doing that?
What if they turned out the lights on purpose so people couldn't film?
Anyway, so yeah.
Pull up some pics for my Tacoma trip.
These glasses are fogging up.
That's who I was.
It was kind of lame.
Like, the party was fun.
That's my costume.
Everyone was cool there.
But the actual music, I don't know.
Is that fair?
You charge someone thousands and thousands of dollars and you don't have the...
That was the next morning.
My wife's kind of mad at me for drinking on the plane or getting drunk at the airport.
But I sat in my chair, a coach seat, in Tacoma or Seattle, and I arrive at JFK in one minute.
It's a time machine.
How are you going to be mad at me?
Well, that's the place we were staying.
What a beautiful sunset.
The water is pretty chilly, though, over there in that part of the world.
Holy ish.
It was 81 degrees, which for them is crazy hot.
And I jumped into the water and it was one of those, you know, when you jump into water that's so cold, you involuntarily say, ice cold, ice cold, ice cold, ice cold.
And you get out real fast.
Tons of jellyfish, too.
Oh, this was at the Seattle airport.
She was complaining about some bill, something, customer service.
Something wasn't working because she hadn't made a payment.
Look at that poor fucking dog.
He's right out of Bugs Bunny cartoon.
Like the sad dog with her stupid hair.
How isn't that appropriation?
Isn't that cultural appropriation for her to have that hair?
And then her boyfriend, you got him?
Should be right next to her.
Yeah.
That's a man.
A grown man.
Probably 25 years old.
Uh-oh, everything's gone.
Are you there?
Did this guy crash?
Oh, I see it.
Did you did we crash?
I can't hear you.
People can, but it keeps switching.
It's doing this thing.
This is not a good TV.
No, I need to be able to hear you, because I need to know if I get cut out.
This is really fucking annoying.
I thought you had this worked out.
Well, if you're just waiting on me to tell you that we're not connected, you're connected.
Yeah, I know I'm connected.
Okay, anyway, this dude, he's wearing one of those shower cap hats.
So he has one-piece PJs, which you shouldn't even wear.
I guess a woman could wear them during Christmas.
Maybe.
Maybe Christmas Eve.
That would be acceptable.
A man wearing them?
No, under zero circumstances.
And then he has flip-flops on.
I bet that thing's fucking hot, by the way.
So he's got his flippies on.
And then he wears those shower caps that black girls wear, but he's male.
And you're seeing him reach for a quarter in a sandwich bag full of quarters that he was using to get a drink from the drinking machine.
I mean, how did we get here?
Look at that shit.
They were a couple.
Anyway, that's flying today.
What a mess.
What an absolute shit show.
Look at her.
Okay, so that was from the Tacoma, the History Museum.
And Washington State is maybe 4%, less than 4% black.
The Washington State History Museum is about 60% black.
And this particular room was people talking about their experiences in Washington State.
What do you think of when you think of the history of Washington State?
You think of lumber, timber, the gold rush.
You think of the Wild West.
You think of the brave men who went out there and discovered that land.
And they're very reverent to the Indians.
I mean, the fucking name of the place is Tacoma.
But I get in there, and in this room, there's these videos.
You see that projector in the top left?
It's projecting videos of all the people you see there.
And they're talking about their experiences.
And it's all fucking negative.
It's like, I came here for a black man, and back then, black people weren't respected, and it was white supremacy.
And then there's an Indian who goes, I lost my culture, and I felt like I didn't belong.
And then I got back into my culture.
Basically, I got away from whiteness and I started feeling better about myself.
And you're like, really?
Is that the takeaway here?
And this is the part I don't get.
Is there any free market in this?
Meaning, is it woke because it's good for business?
We were the only family there.
There was nobody else in the entire building.
It was like three floors.
So I don't think it's that.
Because I was thinking maybe it has all this, because there's like the Thai contribution to Seattle or Washington, the black contribution, the Sudanese contribution.
Oh, this woman's a Mexican.
She came here.
And you're like, maybe the tourists who come here, they want to see themselves in the museum.
But then I'm thinking, no, if I was in Japan, I wouldn't be scouring each floor for the Canadian influence on Tokyo.
And what did Canadians do to make Japan great?
So I think it's just asshole bureaucrats that, women mostly, that just want to ruin everything they touch.
So this was, look at this.
Discrimination against pigmentation.
Even the name, doesn't that sound kind of like woke college talk prior to World War II, blah, blah, blah.
They would not hire blacks or Mexicans.
Boeing is the big company there.
Despite official denials of discrimination, please, they did not hire blacks.
But they would put them in janitorial positions.
Eventually, though, they were forced to issue work permits at Boeing.
Okay, so did you know that there were some companies in the 40s who were racist towards blacks?
Yes, I had assumed that.
It was the fucking 40s.
Jesus Christ.
Why are they focusing on that?
And there was another, go to the next picture.
You have another one there?
We got that one.
That's handled.
No.
Oh, this one really pissed me off.
And it sort of sums up the woke left.
This is rounding up the Japanese for internment camps during World War II, which I don't even, was that such a bad move?
Michelle Malkin wrote a book in defense of internment camps that I never read, but apparently there's a good argument for it.
We are in a world war.
So you're at war with Japan.
You have Japanese people in your country.
I mean, we're at war with your country.
I don't know how patriotic you are.
If you're very patriotic and Japanese, I'm worried about you.
And if you're not, well, you might be lying.
So I'm going to put you over here for a little while.
And yeah, they separated families.
They took their land.
I don't know if they gave it back.
Anyway, I don't give a fuck, okay?
We blew up Japan, and it was the only way to stop the noise.
And they were willing to kill themselves.
Well, that was the thing with the Hiroshima Nagasaki.
Louis Zampaneri in Unbroken, he talks about seeing women and children training.
Now, that's no small beans.
If you see women and children training, what that means is we're going to keep fighting even after all the men are dead.
In other words, we're going to keep fighting until 100% of us are all dead.
So we had to drop that bomb.
That bomb saved lives.
It made the Japanese go, oh shit, you people are magic.
Okay, we're out.
Thank God for those bombs.
But anyway, I'm not even talking about the bombs.
I'm talking about the fact that we saved the world, destroyed Nazis, ended Nazism.
Hitler wanted to take over the West.
He wanted the West to be all Nazis.
So we take care of that.
And the museum's two censuses, Japanese, yeah, we were mean.
You are right.
So the museum might have as well been called the We Were Mean Museum, which is gay.
And speaking of gay, that was another thing.
Crossing boundaries, portraits of a transgender west.
Look at that.
Should we make that a t-shirt that we sell?
It just sums up the absurdity.
So you go into that room, and it's about the size of this hotel room, actually.
You go in there, and it talks of all the wonderful transgender people that were in the Wild West and out in Washington.
And what are the examples?
None.
There's like three.
Oh, this woman wore a suit and called herself Harold Jones, and he was an important philanthropist.
And then they have some people after his funeral saying, we knew it was a woman.
It was obvious, but no one said anything.
And she was well-liked.
So, in other words, in the Wild West, there were some gays.
Yeah, yeah, I figured.
They were in the closet, so it wasn't part of some big movement.
So why are you focusing on it?
It's all about inclusion and telling our story.
And this happened also when I was at the Met, I think it was, or the, in New York City, which did.
It was the Met.
It was about Columbus and the Native American women and stuff like that.
Yeah.
What they had done is they had these acetate that they put on the windows of the displays.
And it was like, here's the problem with this display.
The Aboriginals, the Indigenous peoples, look like they're at the bad end of this negotiation with, what was his name, Stuyvesant and the Knickerbockers, all the whatever they are, the Dutch who came over.
And it's criticizing the, what do you call those things, diorama?
It's criticizing itself with the acetate things.
So they had wokeified all the displays.
Native, got to get the natives in there.
Very important.
Very important.
And then that picture you just showed of the butcher, that was a butcher in, I think, the 1800s.
And that was at my buddy's dad's man cave where I took that picture.
And like, I want to see that.
Tacoma sucks shit, by the way.
There's no one there.
It's empty.
Maybe that's, maybe all cities are like that.
Maybe it's coming from New York.
You go somewhere else and it just looks abandoned.
But like most of the stores I went into on Saturday afternoon, I was the only person there.
Homeless people everywhere.
I taught all the tents, tents everywhere.
And they're junked out.
They've got garbage with them, an axe handle, and the other guy's talking to a fire.
And it's just like the bums have taken over the city.
Oh, and that's just, all the grass was yellow because water is so expensive that people don't water their lawns and it's been dry there.
But that's a nice neighborhood.
They just given up, believe it or not.
But yeah, these bums everywhere, totally obnoxious.
And I was talking to a guy who, he said they set up next to his house and the city made it legal for people to camp next to your house on this big park.
That's right.
His house is facing the park.
I go, dude, that's 60% of your income is gone.
Your house was more than cut in half.
Your house is worth 40% of what it's worth.
Because put yourself in the buyer's shoes.
You're walking over to that house and you see an encampment, a legal encampment of junkies and bums and meth heads that are going to stab and rape your kids.
No, thank you.
I go, dude, you got to fucking get a super gulp, a big gulp full of gas, walk by and casually sprinkle it around the base, and then get a, maybe at a different time, get a Zippo,
light it up, and throw it into your super gulp mess and just torch that place.
I mean, you have no choice.
Ideally, you wait until there's no one in them, but you can never be too sure unless you check.
And I said, you got to hire some bad guys to do some bad stuff.
And he goes, I am a bad guy and walks away.
Meaning, I'll be taking care of this.
I met a lot of cool dudes.
I met some vets whose job it was to rescue all these stupid idiots that go into Taliban territory, like white people, and they have to rescue them, get them out again.
And we realized while we were talking how many of those there are.
Like how many times Westerners have gone over somewhere to show the world that we're wrong about shithole countries, and then they end up raped and murdered.
Or we have to send in guys like him to go rescue them.
There was the blonde woman on 60 Minutes who I think went to Rwanda or Zimbabwe or somewhere like that.
And she was there to help the world, to save the world.
And of course, she gets kidnapped and raped.
And the SWAT team, whatever we call it, SEAL Team 6, has to go in and rescue her.
Whole 60 Minutes about that.
Believe it or not, she's not so pro-third world.
She's not so pro-Africa anymore.
Then there was the woman, the hitchhiker.
Remember her who wore the wedding dress?
Weird name like Zippy.
She went from Italy, hitchhiked east to show the world that Turks and everyone are actually wonderful people and there's no risk of rape.
That's all a lie.
She wasn't just raped.
She was dismembered and they torched her body.
Then there was that woman, that teenage girl.
If we were doing this in the studio, I'd have all these names ready.
But there was a teenage girl who said, I've had enough of the bullshit that's going on in Syria and the way these people are being treated.
I'm going down there to take care of business.
Is there a crazy lag on this, Skype?
No.
Oh, really?
Because I'm like a minute behind myself.
Anyway, she was killed by Obama in a drone strike.
He was killing Taliban, and they had kidnapped her, and he accidentally blew up her real good.
And then there was Lara Logan, who was there for the Arab Spring, and she was like, these are just hippies.
It's like Woodstock.
So she surrounds herself with Arabs with her long blonde hair, which in that culture means, fuck me.
I'm a porn star.
And she says, get I, get I. No, she's South African, right?
What gives you the rat?
And she's, she's talking, hi, we're here at the Arab Spring.
I said, what the?
A million hands grab her.
They were putting their fingers up her butthole and her vagina, ripping at her tits, licking her tits, fucking that.
She was groped by like a hundred hands.
And she was severely traumatized by that.
And she's also, just like the 60 Minutes woman that was featured on it, she's not a liberal anymore.
Now she works for Fox News.
Then there was 60 Minutes.
Oh, that's a different one I was going to get to.
There was a 60 Minutes Australia.
They go to this area where Somalians are, and they're there to report on these wonderful refugees and how kind they are.
And you're like, wait a minute, 60 Minutes Australia.
60 Minutes America just fucked up this whole thing too.
It's like the producers at 60 Minutes are getting women attacked because they're so PC and naive.
Oh, that's the one I was talking about.
Yeah, that's the one who had to be air rescued in Africa.
Like a rope ladder going down and that she's on it and they're taking off.
And there's Lara Logan, yeah.
And then so the 60 Minutes Australia go down there to talk to the Somalians and then they get the shit kicked out of them.
Surprise, surprise.
And then you showed the woman in Somalia.
She was Canadian, I believe.
And she goes, everyone pictures Somalia as this dangerous, evil place.
It's so wrong.
So she goes back to her home country of Somalia.
She's black.
And she's taking pictures.
That woman there.
She's taking pictures of herself with like a cup of tea and stuff going, hey, I'm at this fun little Moroccan-themed cafe.
Raped and murdered.
I'm sorry to laugh, but I told you so.
See, this is the problem.
And I said this in the notes.
This is the problem with everyone assuming guys like me, Archie Bunker dads, are evil and we have to have a new paradigm, a new dynamic, a new way of seeing the world.
No, we don't.
We need the patriarchy.
We need the dads.
We need me to be in charge.
Because when we let the nerds run rampant, bad things happen.
Because they're retarded.
And they don't trust their instincts.
And they're not honest.
There she is.
What's her name?
Peepa Baca.
Peppa Baca.
She's dead now.
And we don't know where her arms are.
How did the New York Times cover it?
They're probably like, the problematic performance artist killed on a peace trip is mourned.
Yeah, she was killed on a peace trip.
The New York Times hates that kind of stuff.
But go to.
Okay, first go to...
Let's go to 1.6.
Classical music is racist.
I just want to show you their world.
I just showed you how dangerous their world can be, but let's have a look at the way they see the world right now.
This woman believes that it's racist to listen to classical music because, I don't know, because it's a good thing that whites did.
Just like the museum.
If whites do something good, we can't talk about it.
If you're seeing this, you've reached classical music is racist, TikTok.
The fact that classical music, which is really the music of 18th century Western European cis-straight white male composers, is valued as the highest form of art music in America.
It's good.
Is an example of white supremacy.
Those who go to college to study music will spend countless hours studying music theory, Western music history, and more.
And most schools only have one class requirement or no class requirements for it.
Hold on a second.
Do you want proof it's good?
It's hard to do.
Punk is not revered very much in musical circles because it's easy to do.
If you think it's so stupid and worthless, go do it.
Let me hear your concerto of the social justice warrior.
This means that educators are woefully unprepared to meet the standards of understanding global interdisciplinary and 21st century connections.
Woefully unprepared.
Task forces like this one are arguing that the music major needs to be changed to be more all-in-prepared.
Is that you gulping a drink in the background?
Yes.
But in the meantime, those who are music educators have to struggle and wrestle with the question, how can I be actively anti-cancer?
How can I be actively anti-racist?
See, if you notice, by the way, with these people, if you say anything good about white people, it's white supremacy.
If you say anything bad about black people, it's racist.
Gotcha.
All right, so that's one person's view.
Go to 1.7.
And again, like that woman noticed last week, they are always alone.
I'm alone now because I told my family to leave because I don't want them hearing this show.
But they're not alone by choice.
By the way, you might want to ask Hawaiians if they're okay with this, especially when, I bet you 70 to 80% of Hawaii's economy is contingent on tourism.
Let me look that up while you play this.
The fact that people are still going to visit Hawaii, even though Native Hawaiians are requesting desperately that people stop coming, tells us that colonizers will always colonize.
There are so many tourists in the country.
20% are being told to restrict their water use.
There are so many cars that people are parking them and blocking highways.
The mayor of Maui has even requested airlines stop bringing people to the islands.
And before you say tourism helps the islands, no, it doesn't.
It creates a dependence on the upper class who is all of the tourists.
Trust me, there are hundreds of other things that local communities would rather be doing than serving entitled outside.
I don't know.
Stop.
Trust me.
No.
I don't trust you.
Trust me.
Everyone loves tourism.
It's the best thing for your country at all times.
It's free money.
Mining means we have to go into the ground, take something out.
There's all kinds of risks involved, all kinds of danger.
This is, you don't take anything out of the country.
People just come, stand on your country, look around, give you money, and leave.
Bye.
Whether colonization would happen in present day, because it is happening in present day, and we're witnessing it now.
We cannot let the past be repeated.
Is she even Hawaiian or is she like Korean and likes to capitalize?
And I used to know this Korean chick upstate, and she was half Korean, and she would wear feather earrings.
And I think she was playing on the fact that people might think she's Indian, Like our ADT guy who wishes he was more than just 4%.
And then my wife would be around, and I think she was kind of sketched out about my wife because my wife was Indian and it was like, shit.
It's like you're pretending that you survived 9-11 and then you talk to someone who really was in the towers and you're like, shit.
She might ask some questions about what floor I was on.
What was that?
So is she Chinese?
Is that Kong?
Was her last name?
So this Chinese woman.
YK Hong.
This Chinese woman is coming.
Seoul.
Korean.
Korean.
This Korean woman is coming.
And just like I said, and she's telling other people that they can't give money to Hawaiians.
This is all part of the same concept here, which is when you let the children run the show, they don't go to bed on time and they ruin the whole next day.
When you let the children run the show, they eat fruit loops for dinner and they get a tummy ache.
America is going through a tummy ache right now because it ate fruit loops for dinner.
Look at this fucking fruit loop.
This ugly, gay Korean.
This is why I had my daughter leave the room.
Yeah, yeah.
The truth hurts.
But yeah, she's got fake eyebrows, weird teeth.
And I think she's capitalizing on the fact that people think she's Hawaiian.
It's cooler to be Hawaiian than Korean.
I have no idea why.
Oh, wait, this is a really nice lady.
She goes by any pronouns used respectfully.
So if we misgender her, that's okay.
Okay, because I was going to use cunt, but it was just...
Yeah.
Okay, so check out 1-8.
NeuroDivergent Minor.
See if you can understand a word of this rant.
I'll pay you $10 if you can handle one word.
I made a really loud, yelly video about this, but I decided I will approach this in a more calm but stern manner.
A lot of the people using kitty and pup and bunny self-pronouns are neurodivergent minors.
It is a very common neurodivergent experience to feel a disconnect from being human and from the societal expectation of the gender you were assigned to birth.
So when you have this intersection of feeling a disconnect from being human and a disconnect from the societal expectation of gender, whether you're neurodivergent or not, a lot of people have this experience.
Hold on a sec.
We are letting the lunatics run the asylum.
That's not good for the asylum.
Let's take a little bit more of her, but we can't handle too much.
Experience who are neurodivergent.
It's just very common with neurodivergent people.
When this intersects, you get noun self-pronouns and animal noun self-pronouns.
If you are not comfortable using someone's pronouns because you assume it's kink for some weird ass reason, I'll tell you why we assume it's kink.
Stop.
That's perfect.
We assume it's kink because it often is.
Furries are fucking nerd perverts who are depraved and don't get laid.
Now, in the good old days, we would wedgie these people.
We would give them purple nurples, hang them by the basketball hoops, hang them by their underwear on the basketball hoops.
Now we don't anymore.
So what happens?
Well, you have situations like Raul Zito, 2-1, who is a popular gamer who has neurodivergent pronouns and identifies as Z-Zap.
And he gets online with young kids, convinces them to come over, and promptly rapes them.
Love has no gender, sexuality, body, or color.
And then Stone Toss predicted this.
Yes, this is...
Jesus, that guy is so spot on.
This is previous to this story coming out.
He had predicted this.
Stone Toss Tradamus.
Go to the one below that that has the article.
Pedo gamer, popular Fortnite gamer, Raul Zito, raped kids he lured on live stream after boasting of playing with young talents.
Cops in Brazil said he used his promise to the gamer to abuse children.
Child protection officers detained him on Tuesday in the Florianapolis in the state of Santa Catarina.
They said the mother of the boy alleged her son was abused between February and May.
Another child under 12 years old reported being abused.
Victims are aged between 10 and 14.
And then we have a story that's not quite as disgusting, but it's getting there.
1-9, we see this guy, Chris Chan.
Do you know who Chris Chan is, Slan?
Yes.
Actually, my buddy went down there and got footage.
He went there to just go check out the scene because he now lives in a hotel because his mother was taken away without spoilers.
And so he went there because he lives close to him and he was getting arrested.
So there's the footage of him being arrested and he saw it firsthand.
You didn't think to tell me that you have a massive scoop of a, what do you call that?
When you rape your mother?
Mother rape.
I think it's called.
He's literally a motherfucker.
Yeah, well, it's not the biggest scoop of the world, but he did film me.
He has footage of it.
Well, let's see it.
All right, here we go.
You have Chan.
I love how we have investigative journalists getting these amazing stories, and you're like, oh, yeah, I didn't tell you about that.
Well, let's see.
Okay.
So anyway, the spoiler for the people who aren't aware, he's a popular YouTuber just like Raul.
Total creep.
Same.
Well, pull up a picture of him.
Isn't it?
Go to that link first so we get the story before we see the footage because I bet the footage sucks.
Very good.
He fingered his mom and there's video of it.
It's on tape.
Oh, wow.
I didn't know that.
I thought there was just audio of him confessing.
I thought there was just audio of him confessing.
Nope.
Wow.
He's mostly focused on his and her face the whole time.
She actually says no In the video, which is not good.
And she had dementia, which is automatically rape.
Of course.
Yes.
Incest at best.
And she's 80 years old.
She must have had him really late because I think he's only 30.
There's an actual video of this shit going around.
You know, he's being sent to female prison, right?
I saw Cassandra.
We're sending a rapist, a male rapist to female prison.
See, that's perfect.
This is exactly what I'm talking about.
We let the lunatics run the asylum.
The museum turns into a giant apology fest, which, as we know, are the two things that Americans hate most.
This is why Trump won.
Don't touch my guns.
Don't apologize for my history.
And they keep doing both of those things and making everything about rape race when no one cares about race.
And they're ruining this country.
They're not just ruining the museum.
They're getting themselves killed.
They're getting other people killed.
They're getting kids violated.
Is no one here?
Are you here?
Yeah.
Oh.
I'll blank it out.
In post.
What is the time code?
40 minutes.
It's dangerous.
But go back to my links for Chris Chan.
So we can see 19 and 20.
Just had to make a note.
1920.
Here it comes.
Okay, there's that one.
And that's him.
Look at his cute little Pokemon thing.
Sonny Choo Comic Creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend.
I mean, you can...
See, if you had asked me, I would have looked at that picture and said, did a grown man draw that?
Yes.
Okay, lock him up.
He's bad news, I can tell.
Oh my god.
Oh, so those pictures at the top were him when he was male.
Like, I could have told you he was going to rape his mother.
Sorry, but it's obvious.
Yeah, I got the video here.
Anyway, disgusting.
You want the arrest video?
Yes.
Alright.
I was lucky that that guy got that.
What is he?
He's our Roger Stone guy's name?
David Shortel.
Yeah, he's our Shortel.
This is Jesse P.S. of Pod Awful.
We know this guy.
Yeah.
And have you ever heard of the kill stream?
There are other streamers.
Ethan Ralph, he was there.
I guess kind of camping out.
We gotta figure out this audio problem before we do this again.
A lot of cops.
Oh, is that him there?
Her there?
Oh, there he is in the bottom left there.
Most of you live streamed it?
Look at Chris Channel.
Look at the indignance in his face.
I didn't do anything wrong.
I'm proud of what I did.
Lots of people rape their moms.
Stupid dice.
So is this...
This is already all over the internet, right?
How many views does it have?
8,000?
August 1st.
So two days ago.
Merge the dimensions, Chris.
February 10.
And then we jump to Scary Ferry.
I can't hear you talk.
Is there anything else in his suitcase you need?
Just suitcase.
Okay.
Alright, so let's get back to the news.
How long have we been talking for?
About 43 minutes.
Oh, I can't hear you.
Now I can hear you.
43 minutes.
So what's going on with this audio, dude?
It keeps changing from...
It automatically changes from the good thing to the bad thing.
So I'm deleting the software.
So these things come with like a software, and it's forcing itself.
Now you're back.
I'm back?
Yeah, it keeps trying to force the software that it comes with.
Yeah, I understand that, but I thought you fixed it by deleting the software.
It's still switching.
It might be just some onboard hardware software.
Like, within the thing.
Hearing your theories is always depressing.
Okay, so this was in the news just a second ago.
Fourth police officer kills hisself.
This is starting to smell like Jeffrey Epstein.
Is it not?
Are you pulling that up?
Yep.
I'm back up to 1-1 now.
Okay.
Now, I could even understand if it was like fourth fireman kills himself after 9-11.
Like, I knew a guy named Sprague who was there right next to the towers, and as people were jumping off, they were taking body parts and putting them on pallets, like piling up body parts two feet high to be taken away and,
you know, sorted.
So he was picking up like a head, a leg, stuff like that.
People pop when they hit the ground from that height.
I would totally understand if you read about cops and firemen killing themselves after 9-11.
It was traumatic.
The meandering Was not traumatic.
It's politically beneficial for the DNC to portray it that way.
And this was good for their case.
The insurrection was so horrible.
Cops keep dying.
But I'm not buying it.
Cops in DC see a hell of a lot worse than some trespassing and some vandalism.
So if the cops were told we have to get this insurrection going, and if you see a barrier, get the barrier out of the way and tell them to come in to the Capitol.
If that was what happened, then there might be some cops who are threatening to blab and tell on their superiors.
Because something, like, you think this country's led by a buffoon.
It's obviously not.
He's obviously just standing there.
We see him.
He has no idea what's going on.
So someone very powerful, very smart, and very scary is running this country now.
And they like to fuck with us and have nerds run around telling us how to run a museum and getting our children raped and getting our seniors raped.
That's on one level.
But on a much deeper level, they're going to build back better.
There's globalists running this country.
And I don't know who it is specifically.
I think Susan Rice is involved.
I think Obama is involved.
I think the guy who used to be Biden's secretary is handler there when he was VP.
I think he's telling Biden what to say and what to do.
But don't think for a second we're dealing with the clowns you see on TV.
Those people are nothing.
The ones who got the...
If someone is killing cops and making it suicide, that's who you got to be scared of.
And it ain't easy to fake a cop suicide and get away with it.
These people are evil and scary.
The nerds you see raping their moms, that's just like the silly icing on the cake.
It's what's going on deep down that scares me.
Like Maddie the other day when he said they were listening to his conversations on his phone, through his phone, which was dead.
The battery was over.
So it's a black phone and it's recording what you say.
And also in the new, what's this now?
So I guess he's not going to the female prison.
There was an update.
But she originally thought that he was.
Here's some of Chris Chan's inmates, fellow inmates.
He's going to fit in quite nicely.
People who rape kids don't do well in prison.
I assume people who rape their own mothers do worse.
Right?
Look at that face on Chris Chan.
It's crazy.
Like, why are we allowing this shit?
Or I shouldn't say allowing it because I want a free country, but why are we glorifying mental illness?
That's really the issue.
My daughter took my son's bathing suit out of this Mario suitcase, and now my whole equilibrium is off because I was using it to balance it.
Also in the news, Andrew Cuomo.
Is he toast?
First of all, I don't see him as one of these powerful globalist guys.
You don't see the globalists on TV talking about themselves every day and writing books about how awesome they are.
Oh, dude, Matt Palombo just finished a book on George Soros.
And I said, nice knowing you.
Enjoy your imminent suicide.
But we'll have him on the show when that hits the shelves.
Looks really good.
And he's the most thorough researcher I know.
I actually have a picture of it somewhere.
Maybe you can pre-order it.
And I'll send it to you.
Columbo.
It's called The Man Behind the Curtain, Inside the Select Secret Network of George Soros.
Matt wrote that book with Dan Bongino about the Russia hoax and how it was the biggest lie perpetuated in American history.
That was before COVID, of course.
COVID is now the biggest winner for lies.
But is that coming up?
The man behind the curtain, George Soros?
I mean, I'll send you the picture, but it would be cool if it was.
It's not available for pre-order?
Not yet.
I'm seeing the Debunk Fish, Shattering Lies, his other books.
Great books, frankly.
Yeah, there's a couple of people that want to be guests coming up, and a lot of them have to do with books.
First of all, we got that guy, that Boston guy who's like a lot of feminists or babba bopa.
Remember that guy, Wurzelroot?
He wants to be on.
Seth, this great writer, Seth.
He's been on Tucker a bunch of times.
He has a new book out.
And then Palumbo.
So we should be able to break in that new set sometime soon.
Oh, you mean sit-down guys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I couldn't schedule any because I'm all over the place.
As you can see, I'm doing this show from JFK.
Dude, my scent emails are so bizarre.
It's like they're alive.
But like when you look at them, they move?
Yeah, like I just to find that book for you.
And now I go back to my scent, and my last email to you was from last week.
And then I'm looking at opening song Red Dress.
Jesus.
I do have this, though.
Anyway, I can remember the notes.
I got Palumbo's book cover on screen.
Yeah, yeah, we're done talking about that.
Cuomo.
So he, all of those allegations, which seemed to vanish last week, remember?
He had Bill Cosby size.
Jesus Christ, look at what I'm staring at as I sit here and talk to you.
Wait, wait, sorry.
Is that an old-timey phone, too?
Yeah, yeah.
Nice.
Wow.
Wait, I'm really fucking this up.
Oh, you know, while you figure that out, by the way, our buddy Josh of Wrong Opinion, he has fam in Costa Rica, and he said that you can hang out with his alpaca farm, take the kids to to the alpaca farm if you'd like to do that.
Hey, go back to my view.
That's right in front of my room.
You're welcome, by the way, Arab Emirates, for all the gas.
I love any Coulter's thing.
She goes, why did we even tell them that they have all that oil?
We should have just said we were cleaning their water supply for them for $100 a month.
What do they do with their money?
They drive cars sideways on two wheels.
They have harems.
They rape chicks.
It was a bad move.
Bad move.
Anyway.
Speaking of raping chicks.
Speaking of raping chicks and the left and the lunatics running the asylum.
Oh, this tweet goes, a lot of Honduran kids are about to get a bunch of free merch.
And he's got all the shirts from when Cuomo was the hot thing.
God, he loved those days, didn't he?
But is this going to stick?
I don't know.
It's anyone's guess if this works.
Because he was found to be guilty of Bill Cosby-sized, at least Bill Cosby numbers of women saying that he sexually assaulted them.
Now, his comeback, he released a statement today where he said, oh, can I hear that?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Be quiet, please.
I'm going to be speaking on COVID at 4 o'clock this afternoon.
I'll take questions on.
It's a fucking phone.
Yeah, don't think this old man has anything to do with the country at all.
But Cuomo came back and said, it's Trump people.
Trump supporters are attacking me.
This is all baseless allegations, blah, blah, blah.
We knew he was going to say that.
Of course, he always makes it about him and he's the victim.
A bunch of women are saying you raped them, you sexually assaulted them.
Yeah, I'm the victim here.
That's usually not a good way to go, Andy.
Let me hear his response.
If you put your mic in, sometimes I can hear it.
Now finally share the truth.
My attorney, who is a non-political former federal prosecutor, has done a response to each allegation.
And the facts are much different than what has been portrayed.
That document is available on my website.
If you are interested, please take the time to read the facts and decide for yourself.
Whatever.
Is it worth hearing?
No, he said, just go to the site and see for yourself.
I got all the facts there and ba-ba-ba-bee, ba-ba-ba.
Let's go to the site.
AndrewCuomo.com.
And then is he also talking about Tony Bennett an hour later?
Tony Bennett was one of the greatest men out there.
Anyway, in other news, I missed Tony Bennett.
What a great, great singer.
Just a really talented guy.
Yeah.
So I honestly think if I was a betting man, which I am, I would just flip a coin to see if this is going to stick.
I have no fucking clue.
It's pretty good.
I mean, they were allegations.
They were in the paper.
He managed to sort of scuttlebutt that.
But now it's a legal decision.
Michelle is still on board.
Wow.
Okay, Michelle.
It's like Chris Rock says when you're doing really well with pussies, like you get to the point where you start abusing them so one of them will dump you.
And it just doesn't work.
And you're like, won't one of these bitches dump me?
So yeah, we don't know about that.
Then there was Biden had something on his chin that looked like egg yolk.
And one of his handlers handed him a note and said, sir, there's something on your chin.
Which I don't think I have the video there.
Yeah.
It says there's something on your chin.
I was considering making that a t-shirt.
Sir, there is something on your chin.
Wait, is that not Photoshop?
That's real.
It's backwards.
It's a blank piece of paper.
And it totally throws them off, too.
Look.
Federal and state government.
Sir, there's something on the office.
This issue is ongoing each year as we have discussed.
It gets worse.
It hates the hang from children who are breathing the and expand your capacity.
What's the next one?
Whatever.
My pet Biden.
And then he had all his maps.
Did you see that?
And then I thought this was funny.
The meme became a reality in the Olympics, 1-5.
Yeah, the cartoon on the left was done before the clips on the right.
Isn't that amazing?
What is going on?
Life imitates art.
You were third, my friend.
Oh, that bitch who turned her back on the national anthem, she failed and bailed and sucks.
We got a good letter about that, actually.
Let's go to the mailbag.
It's going to be a short up.
Are you going to play the thing?
Oh, yeah.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
So, dude, I sent you this separately.
Are you there?
Can you hear me?
Yep.
Can you hear me?
I'm going to show his name.
But I can't hear you.
Let's see here.
But he said, it's a friend of mine.
He goes, I know you're on vacation having a blast.
I'm not a fan of your black woman quitting thesis.
I know too many who are busting their asses to raise kids on their own, but I have to admit, you might be onto something in terms of a certain class of elite black women.
This one just screwed herself out of a metal by slowing down to a jog for the last meters of her sprint.
And her name is Sherika.
Sherika?
What the fuck kind of a name is Sherika?
That's like that's a fuck you to the country.
When you're called Juicy instead of Jesse, what it means is, I don't like you.
I don't want to be part.
I don't want to assimilate.
I don't like your country.
It's same with like overeducated blacks who wear colorless shirts with their suits.
It's like a fuck you to the man.
Like I'm not Erica.
I'm Sherika.
I'm not your colored shirt.
I'm my colored shirt with just no collar.
Rafael is not pleased with...
Wait, I clicked a button by accident.
So do we have footage of her slowing down to a trot?
What a dummy.
And then he says, you might also take note of Perdita Felician, World Champion Olympic favorite in 2004, who gave everyone attitude, then tripped over the first hurdle at the Olympics.
She then false started and dequeued herself at the next Olympics.
What a catch.
I never talked about it, and I am now, growing up in poverty.
Yeah, just like Cuomo, these people are such narcissists.
They fuck up and their angle to the world is poor me.
Look at what I've been through.
By the way, one thing I forgot to say about this, the world being useless when it's run by the lunatics.
I forgot one link, but we'll just go back to that now.
2-2.
I thought this really sums up this fatherless world.
Like, pater, a patriarch.
It comes from the Latin meaning father.
So the patriarchy isn't just, I want to get rid of male dominance.
It's, I want to end dads.
I don't want dads.
And then we've seen this experiment in real life, in real time, and we see nothing but pain and suffering.
And you know who suffers most?
It's women, children, the weak.
No, that's not really a good time for that.
Go to 2-2.
You got it up already?
Yep.
The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.
So we don't know who this girl is, some young girl.
She's got a sexy avatar.
And then if you want to run into this pussy instead, free sex tape if you sub and mention this tweet.
So she's got an OnlyFans account.
These young girls are driven to prostitution because they have no guidance, because they have no dads, because we are living in an anti-patriarchal country.
I'm turning into Biden.
On vacation, I become Joe Biden.
Are you going to have this audio fixed?
I can't function without knowing if you're there or...
I'm here.
Like, I didn't know that you had Margo Fox up until I saw it.
I got Margo Fox.
Can you hear me now?
Yeah, you're way behind me, dude.
I'm off to the mailbag.
I'm at video drop.
A gay fag in Rytard.
Here's a potential video drop.
The Dr. Lexus scene from the movie Idiocracy starts at 10 seconds in.
Punchline is at 36 seconds.
It's a versatile drop that can be used in every segment GOML has.
Now, I assume it's the clip of you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
We've already done that.
Shit sucks.
That's basically this show.
I'm going to call this episode shit sucks.
Well, not so good.
You know, I don't really know what's going on, but I'm s ⁇ to get back to base.
Right.
Kick ass.
I can't.
Don't want to sound like a dick or nothing, but it says on your chart that you're fucked up.
You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.
What I do is...
Why did that movie not do better?
I can't figure it out.
Hey, Rongvin.
This letter is called You Historical Retard.
Hey, Rongvin, Lincoln was against slavery from early in his career.
The letter you're referencing, keeping slavery to preserve the Union, was not because he had flipped or did not believe slaves should be free.
Yeah, I know.
Lincoln, as with past leaders, understood during peacetime that the president did not have the authority to end slavery.
Lincoln was able to separate his personal feelings from his duty.
However, the southern states believed that he couldn't, which is why secession happened so quickly after his election.
Lincoln was only able to free the slaves as a wartime president.
Once secession happened, they were essentially another country.
Slaves were considered property and could be taken like enemy cannons.
So basically, he collected them as property, became their owners, blah, blah, blah.
The Civil War was about slavery.
We can see this clearly from their various southern state secession documents.
And then it has in big quotes, the general government, as the common agent, passed laws to carry into effect these stipulations of the states.
For many years, these laws were executed.
But an increasing hostility on the part of the non-slaveholding states to the institution of slavery has led to a disregard of their obligations, and the laws of the general government have ceased to affect the objects of the Constitution.
Yeah, I knew Lincoln was against slavery, dude.
I just said that it couldn't have been the top priority if he was willing to throw it all away In order to maintain the Union.
That doesn't make him pro-slavery.
He was just so desperate to preserve the Union that he would have thrown that out.
But the beauty of focusing on the Civil War being about slavery is it means that we deserve a giant apology or a thank you.
I mean, 620,000 white men died ending slavery.
That's an American genocide.
How about some reparations or just some polite thank yous every time we walk down the street?
Oh, you're white.
Thank you for your service.
You freed me.
But isn't that crazy, though?
Like, you end slavery.
You lose 5 million of your population, keeping in mind population inflation, right?
You lose 5 million men, 620,000.
Major war.
I think in World War II, I don't remember how many we lost in World War II, but I think it was like 390,000 or something.
Hey, computer.
How many soldiers in World War II?
Dude, you got to see this fucking hotel.
25 million soldiers.
I'm going off topic here.
But I picked up my phone because I had written down all the deaths in World War I, World War II.
And we have Veterans Day, I guess.
But I would think normally to have Americans thank you for freeing us and losing all those men in that war.
Wow.
What a fantastic country I live in.
I'm so happy to be black here.
But no, they focus on, well, you had Jim Crow.
Exactly like the museum where they go, yeah, you ended World War II, but you had internment camps.
Do you think I'm a god?
Is that why I have to be so perfectly infallible to you?
Am I Jesus Christ?
Isn't that what they're going for here?
It's a strange sort of backhand compliment where you do something as incredible as end slavery and destroy Nazis, and the takeaways are what you farted.
Okay?
So you want me to be absolutely perfect.
Got it.
This one's to Maddie and Ryan.
A couple years ago when I was away at work, some piece of shit tried to break in my home and attack my sister in broad daylight while she was changing.
I arrived home later that day and had a friend help me board up the window.
Oddly enough, I was in the process of moving from San Diego to New York City, and my friend, who's going to be moving into my house, got pissed because I decided to spray a little note on the now boarded up sign, board up windows.
He told me, you're leaving, and now people are going to think this is a crack house.
I retorted by saying, the windows are boarded up, so they are going to think it's a crack house anyway.
I went on to say, you may be moving in, but this is still my house, and I want that cocksucker to know what's good.
What, you wrote a note on the window?
You think that means anything?
That's not how you get revenge on someone who sexually assaulted your sister, dude.
You don't say, fuck you, on a sign.
You go and murder him.
I retorted by saying, Balba, as we were having that conversation in the front yard, the police arrived because I loosely fit the description of the would-be assailant, and my neighbors came out to see what was going on.
To my buddy's shock, everyone was on board with what I did, and my little art show got picked up by the local news.
I'd love to sh come back, and I fucking kill you.
I'd love to share more, but I know I only get one thing.
Yeah, sorry, buddy.
Not impressed.
You wrote a rude note to someone who raped your sister.
Yeah, at first glance.
Not exactly street justice.
Capital police are not real cops.
They're bums and idiots trying to get into federal agencies.
The oversized suit thing is super common.
I've seen these morons with white socks in a black suit.
The only agency worse is Customs and Border Patrol.
Ooh.
Still doesn't explain that suicide.
Weird fucking suicide.
Isn't it?
Four of them have now committed suicide.
I don't get it.
Scroll past all the boner pill ads and half-naked tennis player bikini pics, and it's insane to see the collusion we all know is happening.
Just like how you were banned on all platforms on the same day.
And then Gateway pointed the world's hardest site to look at.
Great site, though.
I love it.
Great writing.
Dr. Shiver discovers existence of the secretive long fuse report.
Exposes Twitter government collusion as momentous discovery as Pentagon Papers.
Huh.
Twitter built a special portal offered to certain governmental entities so that government officials can flag and delete content they dislike for any reason as part of what they call their Twitter partner status.
Holy shit.
And that's especially damning in other countries.
You know they do that with China and dictatorships.
God damn, imagine what goes on in South Africa.
Hey, Gabbin and Rory, check out this video of a woman working at a gas station saving a seizing woman's baby at the register.
I like your new sunglasses more than a friend.
Alrighty?
Let's check that out.
Nice lady with grandma instincts.
We're ready.
Got a little baby.
I miss having a baby.
Those are cute.
Buddy of mine has four kids under seven years old.
It's like you hear that musical, the bumblebee.
Oh look, she's seizing right there.
She's having like a mini stroke or whatever.
Okay, let's get the baby off of you.
And now I gotta make sure you don't hit your head.
If you have prone to seizures, should you be carrying a baby?
Look at that.
He's gotta put his drinks down.
What a pig.
What a pig.
I don't want my vitamin water to fall.
Drop your shit and take care of the woman having a seizure.
Although I will say that might be a thing where your brain sort of zaps.
Because I've done dumb shit when there's an emergency, like tied my shoe and then run over or something.
I think your brain sort of overloads and you do dumb shit that's instinctual.
I'll forgive him for that.
Bonjour.
Dear Gavin and Ryan guy.
Ryan was a retard, brought into compound, somehow brought it to Gavin.
Gavin is a retard who needed the others' advice and now again has a personality too big for even him.
I hope you get some guy that doesn't sell you down the Judd Legoom, but Josh Denny sucks and fucking Drew Barrymore.
So this was from the Drew Barrymore episode.
That was what, two months ago?
The bonfire got there and was beyond funnier.
AIU is your reprieve, but you got to get some funny people, some mean people.
You ever noticed Gavin said folks so much before?
The app is grown stale.
Did I dream clips of the month?
That horseshit?
You're not young, Gavin, so the young punk you canceled.
I know no movement survives without the youth, but who is GG Allen's successor?
Be prepared for this to die.
I know you have, but I've been watching 29 episodes of GML, and since then you've gotten fat.
The video drops are starting to get stale.
10 years of this channel?
How old is Devin Tracy?
That Animal House speech was getting thrown out of Williamsburg?
Well, that's enough.
I don't understand this person.
The torch has to die for someone to notice it's gone out.
Like most fuckers here, I've watched you since Rebel, but don't claw.
Let it die.
The U.S. government wouldn't let Joe Biggs exist.
Let the people become hateful.
Oh, okay.
And what is the audience of Soph and Lotus?
Young girls, I doubt it.
I can't imagine the face of that girl who couldn't have a kid due to that viewer who had a vasectomy.
Okay, so I guess we'll be shutting down the site, folks.
This will be our final episode.
That was a wake of cake with a guy named Adam.
He's right, you know?
I know this is a thing.
Moment in the sun.
And I've become chubby and fat and a loser.
Not funny anymore.
You're alive.
We don't have an audience.
Soph and Lotus.
No one watches that.
Not young girls.
No one watches this.
Everything's gotten stale.
The app is even stale.
And I'm going to get on a plane soon and maybe never come back.
You know?
I've lived in Costa Rica for many years.
Well, with months at a time.
It probably ends up to a year.
I know the place, Pudavida.
I'll live with the Ticos, have burritos.
They don't really have cuisine there.
It's just fish and beans, rice.
Montefuma, Coca-Colica, here I come.
I hate this.
Alright, let's go to the final, final video.
Because this whole thing is over now.
Sad.
We had a good run, though.
Sucks that I just built that.
Welcome to the very last final video of this show, which is now over.
This show is ironically called Shit Sucks.
This is one of those videos, you know, you see these guys on the West Side Highway in New York City, and every time I see videos of them, and every time I see them in real life, I just think, please fall, please fall, please fall, please fall.
And sometimes they don't, but sometimes your prayers are answered by mob and chiz.
Take it away, mob.
Yeah, grab the ground.
That'll work.
And then boom.
Holy shit.
Look, he keeps running.
The guy who does the flip, he falls in front of someone where there's two on a bike.
Oh, no.
No, it's not.
It's one on a bike.
So that guy gets up and hauls to get out of the way.
Yeah, and that guy flips and then he hauls to get out of the way.
Did you see the update?
God is funny.
All right, folks, that's it.
Oh, I can't hear you.
So, you got some important news to say?
Can they hear you?
Yeah.
You appear to be scrolling.
You're making your thumbs are up.
If this is the same problem next time we do the show, I'm going to kill your family.
What do you got there?
You got a video?
This is like talking to a deaf person.
There's an update.
Here we go.
So you're stopping the show to show us...
Oh, shit.
Is that the same incident?
It is the same incident.
What a bunch of fucking idiots.
Well, you did a cool wheelie.
So people were on fire.
What a bunch of fucking losers.
His ass is literally on fire.
Look at them in their sneakers and their t-shirts.
Good motorcycle attire.
But yeah, the theme of today's show is don't let the lunatics run the asylum.
It sucks.
I'll be in Costa Rica tomorrow.
And it's a fancy hotel, so I'll probably have pretty good internet.
So let's try to do this and let's try to fix these problems, Ryan.