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July 23, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #109 - MATTY JAMBOREE (Part 1)

We give up on covering major news stories, and just focus on the letters page and calls.

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*Dramatic Music* *Dramatic Music* *Dramatic Music* *Dramatic Music* *Dramatic Music* *Dramatic Music* *Dramatic Music* Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnis!
*Dramatic Music* *Dramatic Music* *Dramatic Music* It's my device.
I'll think it back all the things I've heard.
My education and my certification.
But no double promise.
Stop saying I'll push your holes.
*thud* Who's that again?
Japanese Panther?
Tijuana Panthers from Long Beach, California.
Reader submission.
Happy to get them.
I would say two-thirds of our reader submissions for music are awesome bands.
I never heard of that.
I'm happy to hear.
We have Matty Odell, co-hosting by the bar.
Everybody, hello.
Just like Watch What Happens Live.
Andy Cohen has a sexy hunk behind the bar when he does Watch What Happens Live.
We're the same way.
We know people want eye candy.
We're not stupid.
We know sex sells.
So we have a gorgeous, sexy hunk.
I mean, I do joke, but I bet a lot of women want to fuck you.
I've had my fair share.
Well, you're a bad boy.
You're a rough boy.
I'm a rough boy.
I want to get bit and kissed.
I can't tell you how many beautiful women, including Kat, that chick who was a drug addict, Kat Marnell, asked me about Artie Lange.
They're like, is Artie Lange single?
What's going on with him?
I go, he's a fat, drunken, fuckin' drug addict derelict.
And they're like, yeah, exactly.
Oh, we were talking about that the other day.
He's punishing himself with his nose, where he's saying, I'm not gonna give me a new nose until I know that I can trust me.
Like if your kid crashes a car, you don't buy him a new car.
So his kid is him, and the car is his fucking nose.
And he's saying, I'm not getting you a nose until I know you're not going to sniff it away.
Demons.
The monkeys.
On the back.
On the back.
Before we get started with today's show, I'd like to thank Tactical Walls.
They're going to be in here any second now.
By the way, August is going to be a crazy month.
I'm going to be gone.
I'm renting an RV.
I'm going to go check out Tennessee and North Carolina and South Carolina.
Please email me places to visit.
I'm going to go to Dollywood, of course.
And I'd love to meet up with some of you.
Just don't be Antifa in disguise or I'll slit your throat.
But Modwall's gonna come into the studio and build us a bunch of Modwalls.
Nice!
For everything from, unfortunately we live in a shithole country called New York, where we can't have any of these beautiful guns.
What are these, Matty?
That one you're pointing to is a SCAR-17.
A SCAR-17?
Yeah.
It can be either heavy or light.
There's a SCAR-17 Heavy and a SCAR-17 Light.
There's different rounds.
And what are they, like one trigger per shot?
No, they can be full auto, but it's a high-powered weapon.
They can be full auto?
Oh yeah.
Can they take a .30-06?
The heavy is a .30 caliber round, which is the same as a .30-06.
And the light can take .22s?
I believe it's maybe a 5.56, like a .223.
Here's a retarded question.
Is there a gun That you can put any bullet you wanted to.
A giant .30-06 or a .22.
Some guns will shoot different rounds, similar rounds.
Like a .410 can shoot, I believe, a .44.
You can use them interchangeably in these revolvers they make.
But, um, you'd have to change the whole barrel because of the way the bullet from the projectile... Oh, of course, yeah, the barrel's gonna change everything.
Right.
The .22's gonna be bouncing around in a .30.
Right, it really wouldn't go anywhere because it needs, when the round goes into the chamber, into the barrel, you know, it's very snug.
Of course, yeah, that's the whole point.
In order for the bullet to go forward, it needs After the primer gets hit and the explosion, the projectile shoots out.
Like in, um, if your house went on fire and you had a box of bullets in there.
Like, yeah, the bullets would explode, but they're not gonna go, like, shooting into you, like, to kill you.
Because when the powder inside the shell explodes, there's nothing to make the projectile go straight.
Right.
It just pops off and then they, you know, drop.
It's just a little mini-bomb.
Yeah, it wouldn't really hurt ya.
By the way, when you're watching this, people south of the Mason-Dixon line and everywhere cool in the world, and you see me being a retard about guns, you should get mad at society.
You should get mad at New York.
Not me.
I'm a product of my environment.
Get mad at my environment.
It's sort of like with black dudes, where they're like, some Asian lady grabbed her purse.
Get mad at the black dudes who robbed purses.
Get mad at the fact that I will never touch one of these.
That's fucked up.
I'm a victim.
Anyway, this shoots any caliber.
You can change... 38, 350, yeah.
You'd have to change the cylinder.
Don't you have to change the cylinder?
As Matty just said.
It looks like, you know what?
There's this other rifle that does exactly that.
You can, you take out the barrel and you switch it out.
Right.
And it's, it's kind of a goofy thing.
At that point, it's, why not just grab a different gun?
It's, it's because, it's like end of the world type shit where you're scrounging for, for ammo, you know?
So like, any ammo that you find.
Oh, so maybe that barrel has different settings.
Yeah.
And when you click it, the barrel changes.
Looks like it, yeah.
No, that doesn't make sense, because the wide barrel would have small barrels in the way.
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And the mod wall is just the tip of the iceberg with these guys.
We've got the issue box.
We've got fucking shit for baseball.
Stuff for a place to hide your guns and mirrors.
You know, I sold a house a long time ago and the new owners knew who I was and they were very nervous about it.
And they go, are there any weapons lying around?
Because we have young children, they might come across them.
I don't know.
I mean, I have so many like mirrors and shelves and things where if you double push them, they open up into a huge arsenal that your child might discover.
I've forgotten them all.
I like the one where... You have so many, you forgot where they all are.
I forgot where they are.
And that's one thing with gun owners, they always forget where their guns are.
It's a problem.
It's a major problem.
Like my blur.
Like your blur?
That one, you know, that's in your stairs.
So when you're walking up the stairs, and they're like, bring us to your stuff, and you're bringing them upstairs, and then you kick the stair, and then it launches the shotgun in your hand.
Wait, is that a real thing?
Because that sounds like a cool one.
I'm making it up.
Well, I'm sure Tactical Walls is watching right now, and they would do that.
You just, like, give it a tap?
You kick the one stair, like, two times, and then it launches a shotgun into your hands.
I like that you're blurry.
It shows how retarded you are.
Thank you.
Wait.
TacticalWalls.com.
So, as you know, the way this show works is everything is free.
For half an hour, we put this on the podcast world.
Everyone can see what we're up to.
And then we go behind the paywall and we take calls.
Matty's here.
We've got a lot of sponsors.
There's a lot of stuff to handle.
So the idea of also getting into the news and talking about Proud Boys at the Wii Spa and the inauguration.
Too much to cover.
So we've decided on Thursdays now to just stick to mail.
Mail for the first hour, calls for the second hour.
But I was telling Maddie at our local, there's a new guy, there's a new kid in town.
And I've got some good vibes about him.
I've yet to meet him, but I'm interested.
Funny and smart.
A hermit.
So he didn't know our pub existed for many years.
He hates, uh, my town.
Oh.
The neighbor's complaining about his tree, cause it's partly on her property, and she's worried the branches are gonna fall and hit her garage.
Perfect example of where I live.
And being MAGA in 2021 in New York State, I shouldn't say New York State, but like New York and the surrounding suburbs, your great upstate, is like being gay in the 50s.
And you, I would assume the way it was in the 50s is you'd say like, silk feels really good.
It's a very nice fabric.
And then the other guy has like silk panties on and then you guys... So with him, I was like, I was talking about the owner of the bar.
They did new cement in front of his bar and he wanted to write his name in it or write the name of the bar.
And I go, that's vandalism.
And the guys for the January 6th meandering are getting arrested.
No, not arrested.
They're getting charged now.
But it's not insurrection.
Which is a capital offense and you have to be murdered.
Unless you're John Walker Lynd.
Level 42.
And they don't fucking murder you because you're a Muslim.
Muslim privilege.
Um... So, it's, it's, it's the most serious offense, right?
Uh, treason and, and uh, I think treason and insurrection would be at level 42.
Which is the highest level on uh, offense levels on the uh, federal sentencing chart.
They should call it 1.
It goes from 1 to 6 and 0 to 42.
So it's 1?
No, 42 is the highest level.
That's treason.
So what do you mean 1 to 6?
Oh, on the top, that's your criminal history level.
Oh, I see.
If you have an extensive criminal history and you have no criminal history, you'll be a 1.
I got you.
If you have an extensive one, you'll be a 6.
And then you have the offense levels that go down the right hand side.
They go from 1 to 42.
So the first guy got eight months, um, and you go, all right, but if it's a 42, it should be, they should be murdered.
I'm not saying that you should get the electric chair for the insurrection.
I call it the meandering and the charges are showing as much.
They're saying, um, They're saying trespassing and Vandalism wait a minute.
I just remembered something Ryan.
I I said to Our South African friend.
We're gonna call him tonight Willam.
Yeah, sir.
Yeah, can you grab my phone sure?
It's up Maddy's ass It's on vibrate too, so just have him relax.
Yeah, I I said bring my phone because I left it at his house.
I think it's by there on the brown couch.
He's so used to being inside that when he brings anything he smuggles it up his ass in a balloon.
One time he brought a six pack to a party and it was in a black balloon.
On the east coast you would call it, you would boof it.
Boofing, right.
And then on the west coast they call it keistering.
Eastering.
Keistering.
You gotta keister that.
Here we go.
It's really going to be exceptionally difficult for me to do that because that will be 3am my time in the first place.
And secondly, things are like it's it's all the shit here and also There's very very bad signal and yeah it's just like a proper hunting trip I think if we do an interview I think we should just do it Monday if that's okay like I know I've said that we can maybe do it on the weekend while I'm here but yeah that was a stupid thing to say in the first place so... So that's a no?
Should I just call him anyway?
I've just been rejected.
No.
No, it's 3 a.m.
Yeah, well.
Can you play the You Have Hurt Me Today?
Oh, of course.
Because Willem has hurt me today.
He's known as a white supremacist, by the way, because he's concerned about people getting massacred on a daily basis, which they are.
Doesn't that show you where we will be if we start getting massacred?
You have a problem with being ethnocided?
Well, you're a white supremacist.
Um... You have hurt me today.
Sorry that you've been hurt.
We'll get him on next week.
You want to see something funny?
Yeah.
Just to lighten this up a little bit.
This is... Are we getting too dark already?
I'm hiding things that he wouldn't want to see, but look at this exchange.
This is hilarious.
You just sent a screenshot, like three screenshots, and he's like, why did you send this?
You know, I have a theory about South Africa.
Zuma is killing them all because they asked for human rights.
Right?
But with the South African accent, you hear human rats.
So Zuma's so stupid, he's scared of human rats.
Like rats that are part human.
That's why he's killing all the whites.
Because they want rats.
Human rats.
I think it's kind of smart to be scared of human rats.
It is.
Right.
But double check and be like, are these actually human rats that are going to be attacking me?
Or is this just someone who wants human rats?
They have a mythical creature in South Africa that looks like a human rat called the Tokalosh.
Oh really?
We have footage.
Hey!
No joke.
You're cool.
And they believe in it.
I read a great article today about Africa and the vernacular there and how they don't really have dictionaries like English, French-English dictionaries.
Yeah.
Because most of the languages are spoken.
Yeah.
So they're like, why do you have a dictionary?
It's your language, you know it.
Right.
They have like eight different languages they speak there.
But um, they don't really have the term promise.
Like, I promise you.
In the entire continent.
I promise I'll do that for you.
Wow.
Because it takes an abstract sense of morality to know that I'm committing to do something.
So in Africa, this article, by the way, is called, it's very offensive, it's called, Morality and Abstract Thinking, How Africans May Differ from Westerners, from amren.com.
Ooh.
Controversial source.
But in Africa, I promise I'll do that for you means I will do my best, but no guarantees.
So when it doesn't happen, it's no problem.
Because I didn't promise you, I just said I promise.
Yeah.
Doesn't mean anything.
Different culture, different peeps.
So we're gonna stick with some others.
Oh yeah, but this John guy, sorry to get back to the original story.
I was talking about our friend who was going to write his name in the cement.
And I said, that's vandalism.
And these guys at the, I didn't even call it the meandering because I don't want to burn in a bridge with a newbie.
And I said, um, I said, uh, it's, it's the insurrection.
I said, the guys who are arrested for the insurrection.
So you don't know where I stand yet.
Uh, we're arrested for trespassing.
And as I was saying insurrection, he went, oh yeah, the insurrection.
And I was like, ooh.
OK.
Someone's wearing pink pants in the 50s.
We have a little assemblage.
He's one of us.
I told you about that.
I was at my wife's family reunion with her white side of the family.
And there was this guy there, young man, 22.
So I'm just like, my arms are behind my back.
I'm on parole.
Best behavior.
Hello.
Hi, how are you?
Hello.
And they're all liberal.
They're all from Madison.
And my wife's uncle's son, so I guess it's her cousin, was talking about taxes.
And he goes, yeah, yeah, oh, I'm sure that'll trickle down.
That's the way it works, right?
The more we tax, the more money we get.
And I sort of, my gaydar went up, and I was like, so you don't think high taxes are helping anyone?
So then I dared to sort of sashay over, and I said, yeah, I mean, it would appear to me that the more you tax something, the less you get of it.
If you charge people for jaywalking, a hundred bucks every time they jaywalk, probably gonna be less jaywalking.
Exactly.
If you punish entrepreneurs, you're probably gonna get less entrepreneurs.
And then he was like, well, hello.
That means you're gay.
Hello, my good friend.
That means you're conservative.
- We started making eyes, that means you're conservative.
And we started making eyes at each other basically.
And we ran out of beer.
And I go, I'm gonna go, I'll find a beer store.
We're in Malibu at a house we, the family rented.
I go, I'm gonna go get more beer.
Anyone want to come?
He goes, yeah, I'll go with you.
Down the alleyway.
Oh yeah.
Dude, we get into the car and it was just, this is 2016.
So we get into the car and it's just like, finally someone who fucking cares about this country.
I talked to real estate agents, things are going up really fast.
We finally have someone who wants the free market, who doesn't apologize all the time.
You know, Americans only really care about two things.
They care about stop apologizing all the time and we want guns.
And they keep talking about racism all the time.
Racism, racism, racism.
No one fucking cares about racism in this country.
It's old news.
They keep reviving it.
It's a fucking communist talking point.
And we're both talking at the same time.
We go, we get the beer.
We're not even looking at the beer we're getting.
We're screaming about Trump the whole time.
I pull back in.
We're gone like 20 minutes.
The second we walk back into the house.
Foom.
We separate.
And go to different parts.
Because we just fucked.
In the car.
In the car.
You went and had a quickie.
We had a quickie.
It's fucking ironic, isn't it?
Yeah.
And then you talk to gays, like the gays we just saw.
That was Brandon Straka getting attacked by a negro.
And they were beating Brandon Straka because he's a Trump supporter.
So they started filming it and saying, a bunch of women are attacking us because we're gay.
They're calling us faggots.
So that woman had just yelled out, they're Trump supporters.
Which negates any accusations of prejudice.
You can kill Trump supporters with reckless abandon.
That's perfectly reasonable.
Speaking of African and dictionary, it's kind of bleeding.
They have a dictionary, but it's here.
Oof, y'all, and yeet have now been added to the American dictionary.
Uh, what's oof?
Like holy cow, like that was harsh?
Yeah.
Okay.
That's our word.
Yeah.
Yeet and y'all.
We've been saying oof my whole life.
Yeah.
Yeah, you know who would like that dick?
Your mother.
Oof.
Oof.
What is yeet?
Yeet is like, I think, to get out of there.
Y-E-E-T?
Like, I'm out of here.
Yeet.
Dude, that came out like... An hour ago.
This year.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeet definition.
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Oh wait, sorry, go back to Yeet.
It is an exclamation of excitement, approval, surprise, we're all on NG often.
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So you can't even help us with youth culture now?
I'm out of touch.
That's why I think we should do a service to all the viewers and fire you.
But besides that, tell them urban culture.
Just in case they miss it and somebody walks by.
I'm 50 years old, a father of three in the suburbs.
Matty's an ex-con, also in the burbs.
We're not going to be getting anyone up to date on urban vernacular.
That's your job.
Where are you?
I'm too old for that.
I resent that culture.
Brian, you are 32.
You have the brain of a 19 year old.
You don't even know what a lease is.
A lease?
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It's downright embarrassing.
It hurts to look at.
Grow up, you fucking infant.
What was that?
I said, you hurt me today.
You've hurt me today.
If your blazer goes beyond your wrists.
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All right.
So anyway, let me just finally finish this story.
What the fuck?
I was charging this bitch all day.
She better be.
Oh, there we go.
Um, so when he said the insurrection in quotes, I think we're good.
Oh yeah.
The insurrection.
That's all you need.
How dare you call that?
That's become a good little litmus test.
Oh yeah.
Did you roll your eyes when you said the insurrection?
If you go like this, the insurrection.
Yeah.
Or did you say the insurrection?
It's kind of like that day Teacher Joe said that the Republican Party had their private army like Antifa.
And you go, oh yeah, who?
The KKK?
Yeah, that's sort of how we met.
What?
Matty was bartending at the bar and was talking to some teacher, and I said, you know, that DNC has their own paramilitary wing, Antifa.
And he goes, so does the right.
I go, who?
He goes, I'm just repeating Matty's story, but whatever.
He goes, the KKK.
And I didn't know Matty at all then.
No, we just met.
We look over each other, we meet eyes, and Matty just goes... Really?
The KKK.
Yeah.
So, I know the Antifa are at every fucking left-wing rally ever.
Are the KKK at every right-wing rally?
No.
Following Matt Goetz on their horses?
They're lucky if they can afford to travel to the local K-Mart.
Grow the fuck up, you losers.
How much of this shit can they all believe is really what it's coming down to?
Okay, this isn't good for the fluidity of the show, but I'm going to read letters I haven't vetted yet.
There's one, two, three, four, five.
So normally, we would dive into the letters and they'd all be good, and then I might read some stinkers.
I start with stinkers, because they've arrived since I've been talking at the beginning of the show half an hour ago.
Hey, Gav!
I've been to a number of Dead shows in NYC.
Okay, that's a great point.
Let's start with this.
The Grateful Dead suck shit.
That's a fact.
They are probably the worst band ever made.
I cannot believe how many people like them.
It boggles the mind.
Have you ever heard these bootleg tapes where people just hold up a cassette player in the sky and record it?
It's shocking!
Shockingly bad.
All you hear is the crowd.
Look up Grateful Dead bootleg tapes.
It sounds like your dad and his brother, your uncle, got on stage after a wedding and just put on the instruments that were sitting there and just started going... before they got kicked out.
All right.
And, you know, my chick to start with.
He's proud.
Let's see if we can actually hear that.
He loved it.
I was never into the dead.
I've been to the dead shows at NYC back in the 90s.
They were some of the best times of my life.
Your Life Sucks.
Parting is a Young Man.
What do you think of that subculture compared to punks?
There are some similarities with the do-it-yourself thing.
No, there's not.
Deadheads are known for doing whatever they could for money to make it to the next show.
No, they sold acid.
There was no DIY, there was no collectivism, there was no fighting Nazi skinheads.
There was nothing.
It was just getting high.
A lot of nitrous oxide, a lot of acid.
Self-indulgent fucking losers.
It's like my 600 pound life.
You're just eating Twinkies.
You're indulging your addiction.
I've seen, I think I've seen once.
In the parking lot, some girl was selling peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Wow, what a great entrepreneur.
She had like a loaf of Wonder Bread, and a peanut butter and a jelly jar, and that was... She was selling them for two bucks.
Imagine, like, it's one thing to be so shitty that you like the Grateful Dead, but imagine also thinking, I was part of a cool movement called the Deadheads.
No, dude.
Okay, turn that up, Ryan.
Let's hear the Grateful Dead.
There's Titty.
This is a colonoscopy.
How do they do it?
They look like two fair heads.
Oh, dude, there's full frontal malnudely.
Malnudely?
Malnudely.
Madden in Italy?
Well, it is noodley.
He's got the twigs and berries out.
Sounds great.
The meat and two veg.
Fucking gross.
Hire Kevin Brennan, someone says.
That guy seems like a dick.
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Oh.
What did you think of that?
I loved it.
Let me tell you something.
So what have you had so far?
That was a goodie bag that is still going.
So what have you had so far from the barbecue?
So far I've had the chopped meat.
Then I've had, I put that, I did that in like a meat sauce.
Made like a, you know, a red gravy with the chopped meat in it.
Meat sauce over the spaghetti.
Then I had, I just went through the six pack of burgers.
Delicious.
Amazing.
And I have the frosting now, the beef asabuco.
So I'm having that later this week.
What do you do burgers as?
Medium rare?
Medium well?
I like them medium rare.
Little pink in the middle.
Yeah, me too.
I take them out of the fridge, I put them up to room temp, I sprinkle each side with a little bit of salt for the hour that I leave them to get to room temp, and then I put them right on the grill.
All right, so now we're leaving the free part of the show.
Kind of gave Bubba and Hanks a free ad there, by the way.
We're going to go behind the paywall.
By the way, censored.tv has hours and hours of content every night.
It's better than Netflix and Hulu.
It's not woke.
It makes you feel sane.
There's no agenda here, by the way.
We just talk normally.
We basically are America in 1994, before it got woke.
So, when we see a man dressed as a woman, we laugh.
Because he looks silly.
We don't pretend that we're looking at someone who has changed their gender.
That's all it is.
It's portrayed as some sort of hate site, but it really is just you.
20 years ago?
That's all.
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