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July 20, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S04E13 - THE CONSCIOUS KID
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have facial tattoos and They do heroin.
So they're drummer OD'd and that was the end of that band I have a theory about heroin in New York City.
What are you doing?
What was that?
Showing that my hair I'm just like them with my crusty hair my weird rat tail and I smell bad.
I think that kids move from whatever Connecticut and New Jersey and they move to New York City and they've heard so much about it the lore overwhelms them and they don't feel cool enough.
So they let Satan take the wheel and they become junkies.
And you're cool when you do heroin because you don't care about anything.
That's why you'll see junkies wear like red overalls and rubber boots and two baseball hats.
Because they don't give a shit.
They're just like as free as you are in your dreams.
It's pretty appealing state to be in, but you're not you.
You're literally possessed by the devil.
And that's true of so many cool New Yorkers like Lou Reed.
Lou Reed was just high.
So he's a nerd.
He's like Harmony Corinne.
He's a little geeky fanboy that was excited to be there.
And he wanted to be cool.
So he did heroin, put on some sunglasses, and then he was a different person.
The Lou Reed you see, like, hey man, take a walk on the wilds.
All right.
That's not him.
That's the drugs.
Same with Iggy Pop, actually.
That's Detroit now.
But Iggy Pop was a fanboy, music fan, loved all these different bands, and he did heroin to become a different person.
I fuck the same chick as him.
Iggy?
Yeah, a black girl.
So your Eskimo brothers in the same Iggy Lou.
She preferred my penis, she said.
Nice.
That's always a confidence booster.
I'm sure it's because Iggy wasn't giving her any anymore, because she gotten old.
Turn it up.
Can we expect to see you performing?
This is a fake guy.
Well, we get this awesome footage.
Is that how Louweed sees things?
What's it like seeing the Japanese people?
Did you like it?
Love it.
I would live in Tokyo if I could.
There's a little nerd coming out.
It's a little nerd peeking out, right?
Yeah.
Oh my God, my son said something so gay the other day.
We were at a pool party.
Well, at a pool.
Party hadn't started.
It was just me and him.
And he's eight, and he goes, he knows I'm going to push him in.
I always push all family members in.
I just had to buy my son, other son, a new phone because I pushed him in when he had his phone with him.
And so he's on thin ice.
And every time he goes near the water, he's petrified that I'm going to shove him in.
And I am.
And he turns around and he sees me near him and I'm just smiling and he goes, I know what you're capable of.
And it terrifies me.
I love that.
And I was like, don't you mean don't push me in, motherfucker?
Or like, you come near me, I'll slit your throat.
Or one day I'll push you in, old man.
Yeah, I'll fucking kick you in the nuts if you come near me, asshole.
Don't even think about it.
Don't even think about it, dick.
Try it.
Try me.
Yeah.
Did I mention this on the show yesterday?
My repeated.
No, no, this is between shoots.
Yeah.
Lots of things you could say, buddy.
I know what you're capable of, and it terrifies me.
That's got to be some TikTok influence shit right there.
God, I hope so.
Yeah.
I bet there's some viral shit.
That's the problem, too, is with these kids, they're watching beta males.
If you're a TikToker or a gamer or a YouTuber, you're a pussy who doesn't get laid.
So your children are learning how to be a pussy who doesn't get laid, and they start talking like them.
I regret not red pilling my kids.
My son, my oldest boy naturally got red-pilled because of baseball, and that's the world.
My daughter might be lost.
I told you we had a big, huge fight where I said gays shouldn't be Boy Scout leaders, priests, or coaches, camp leaders.
I told her about a guy that we both know that was molested.
That helped.
But she's like, oh, okay, so you're a homophobe.
Now, if I had brought this up earlier, I just didn't want, I Wanted them to find their own way politically, but that was naive because there's so many other voices nattering in their head.
Takes a while.
See, when I was red-pilled like four or five years ago, right before Trump, via you and Cumia.
But the difference is they don't have outlets like that because everybody's banned.
You were still on YouTube, Instagram, Twitter.
You know, you were behind a paywall, but you saw clips on YouTube and stuff like that.
Now it's like harder for you to naturally get red-pilled unless it's by a bench.
Yeah, well, they're all.
And the list is growing of the censored.
I mean, Biden wants to push his Misinformation Act, and that is going to, you're going to see people like Isabella Reilly, Fleckis, Elijah Schaefer.
They're the next to go.
Tim Poole?
No.
Like, he's milquetoast, but Tim Poole's in no risk of getting banned, nor is Jack Poseobic, Dan Bongino.
Like, when they're normal and Jack Poseobic actually might be on the edge, but when they're normal, like Ben Shapiro, the left likes them because they're not exciting and sexy.
They're just like, hello, I don't like porn.
And you go, oh, good, okay.
You keep doing that.
But when they have appeal, like Gavin Wax is not particularly controversial, but he's hot right now.
And he's blowing up with the New York Young Republican Club.
The speakers they're getting are the speakers you see on Fox News.
Ron Coleman's doing a talk there next week.
Ooh, that's cool.
So those are the ones that are in jeopardy.
It's not about what you say per se.
It's about your influence.
And young, fun, interesting people in Hawaiian shirts who talk to Joe Rogan, those people are dangerous.
You'll notice Milo and I are at the top of the banned list, and we're the only ones who talk to Joe Rogan.
Oh, Crowder talked to Joe Rogan.
Oh, but he's banned.
Isn't he?
He's always fighting the bands.
Is he on Twitter?
You know what?
I think he got banned recently.
I'll check.
Last night, my girlfriend was eating at a place, and she overheard a group of Antifa people talking about how they're getting anonymous funding and always be armed.
Pretty interesting.
Meaning a knife?
She said it doesn't have to be a gun, but be armed with something.
That's what they said.
Yeah, because they're fat women.
And fat women are not strong.
I have to ask her what the group looked like.
They were women.
Antifa's ugly fat women.
Well, there's a guy talking.
She sent me a little clip of them talking about, you know, in Paris, you see what's happening in Paris or like the Vietnam War.
They call themselves political activists.
You know, I think we know that.
Yeah.
Well, he's on here.
They're anti-fascist.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did you know that?
I did know that.
Look at Joy Reed.
Look at 2-1.
It's very simple.
They're called Antifa, which stands for anti-fascist.
So if you're against them, you're pro-fascist.
If you're constantly yelling Antifa, which literally is short for anti-fascists.
No, it's not.
It's short for anti-fascism for the record, Joy.
Ding, ding, ding.
You might be the fascist they're focused on.
Just a thought.
That's the other thing that stupid people do.
They oversimplify things and go, yeah, maybe if Joey had 10 building blocks and Pete has one, maybe Joey could help him with some building blocks.
Maybe give him some.
That's all socialism is, dummy.
It's very simple.
And buffalo wings are made up of buffalo meat, and Planned Parenthood helps you plan your parenting.
The words are what they say they are.
Literally.
That's what I'm talking about.
Remember I said the churches are being burned by Antifa in Canada?
The churches are being burned by the fat lesbian feminists.
This is 1-8.
That were sitting next to your fiancé the other day.
Look, that's who it is.
That's who's burning down the churches in Canada.
Look, she's got flip-flops on.
Wow.
This fat, lazy shithead just puts on her flip-flops and goes and burns down a church.
Coptic Orthodox.
Coptic Christians.
Coptic Christians are the ones who are being slaughtered on a daily basis in Egypt.
60 Minutes did a big thing on Coptic Christianity, the oldest Christianity.
And they didn't mention the fucking genocide that's going on there.
They just skipped over that.
Muslims are murdering Coptic Christians.
And so is this fat, stupid bitch.
That's Antifa right there.
All right, we should start the show, I guess.
There's some other songs I almost chose, but we talked a lot on music yesterday.
We'll get to that another time.
Jeff Bezos went to outer space.
It cost him $5 billion.
We just showed a dude the other day who did it for $80.
Now, his glove failed.
He should have spent maybe $180, but he got in a weather balloon and he went up and then he jumped back down.
He went to space.
I was stupid enough to think there's a force field of fire, but the readers corrected me.
That's not a thing.
So this is what he did today.
Blue Origin.
It's actually, I think he's, he left his wife and he's having a lot of sex now with his Latina lover.
And they use sex toys.
And I think as an homage to her, he made it shaped like a giant dildo.
A magic wand, they're called.
And then the head comes down.
I'm not sure what that signifies.
The head separating the shaft.
But yeah, that's a dildo.
Most rockets are phallic, but that's extra phallic.
That's like Dr. Evil level.
No, if you saw that in a sex shop, you wouldn't blink.
You just go, yeah, that makes sense.
You're like, that one's a little on the nose.
You just go, is it batteries or a cord?
It looks like it's probably a cord.
That level is for like Muslims.
Like Ilhan Omar needs a dildo of that magnitude because she had her clit cut off.
No, no, sorry.
Is it who's the Somalian?
That would be Ilhan Omar.
Ilhan Omar, yeah.
She has no clit.
Now, you still have something there, like a strand, but you got a really Sometimes she pushes it so hard, it stops vibrating because the pressure is too intense.
It sputters.
She turns it up.
Her neighbors are like, I think she got a table saw.
Meanwhile, her husband, who's a white dude, is just sitting there.
He's already done.
And he's just like, yeah.
You like that?
Oh, yeah.
Fucking.
Do it.
Yeah.
Oh, do you want me to?
Sorry.
Sorry.
Smoke.
Oh, fuck.
We set off the fire alarm again, Ilhan.
I didn't really care about him going into outer space, but I saw how mad the left is, and I thought, okay, now I like it then.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
There's the first people to use Blue Origin.
Some satisfied with the title.
Look how tired he is.
He's like, I got to fuck her tonight, and then do the clit thing after.
The fucking forearm is.
They have two sessions.
They have the normal session, and then he has to take care of the baby clit.
You know, it used to be better for women in primitive times because they would use like a sharp piece of glass or something or a rusty old knife.
Now that they have advanced medicine, they have a scalpel, and a surgeon does it perfectly, gets 100% of the clit.
Or in El Hines' case, 99.
So she's got to work that 1%.
So you just showed the footage.
So they go out, they go up to the space, they're there for five minutes, basically a billion dollars a minute of space-time.
And then the head comes off the dildo, and they fly back down, and they think it was awesome.
Do we have them talking about it?
And here we are.
You can start.
No, when they land.
I think I said 141 is the blast off.
And then here they land.
TriCaster me so we get a better view.
Seems to be going kind of fast.
There's an old lady in there.
There was a young kid, an 18-year-old, who won the lottery to go up, and he said, oh, shit, I have a scheduling problem.
What?
Pardon?
I can't.
There's five of them, right?
So you're spending a billion dollars per person.
Sorry, I can't go on your billion-dollar trip.
What could it possibly be?
I have a theory.
There's a group of three of his girlfriends.
Oh, no, his girlfriend, she said, I'll let you fuck me and both of my friends.
They're liberals and they hate Amazon.
They want to boycott Amazon because they don't like billionaires.
And they're like, if you don't go to that and support that gross man, we'll let you see our tits or something.
Okay, that's retarded.
What else could possibly be?
Liberals love Jeff Bezos.
He runs The Washington Post, which is basically an Antifa zine.
By the way, I was really annoyed by the fact that the dildos, like, dirty.
It has the orchid, the origin feather is their logo, which is already kind of an ugly logo.
But besides that, there seem to be sort of skid marks on it.
So what you're seeing right there is part skid mark and part feather.
It looks like shit.
Doesn't it?
I don't want to put that on my cunt.
It's dirty.
Get some rubbing alcohol on that.
I'm going to get a yeast infection.
We don't want that.
I went up to this regular at my bar the other day.
She's very pretty.
And I was like, hold on.
Are you menstruating?
This is kind of late for you, is it not?
It was one of those jokes that's just on the edge where you might lose them as a friend.
But she laughed her head off.
And then I was like, no, no, no, that's a yeast infection.
Yeah, that's a bad one.
It's like when my mother told me she was pregnant with my brother, I said, you fucking slut.
And both my mom and my dad, my mom and my, yeah, both my parents went, and then burst out laughing.
That's hilarious.
That was one where I was like, this could go bad.
How old were you?
14.
Oh, wow.
That's just about.
So check out this 1.5.
Lauren Chen pointed this out where they said, we're going to the moon.
Not the moon.
We're going outer space.
You're going to hang out there for a couple minutes and come back down.
And I don't think this $5 billion is pissed in the garbage.
It's not like you burned $5 billion.
I assume there's all kinds of, they say we're building a road to space, but I assume there's all kinds of pathways and technology that will be beneficial to man.
Space exploration is great.
That's how we get the satellites.
That's how we get the GPS.
That's how we do a million things.
We're nothing without our satellites.
So I'm all pro-space thing.
It's not just bullshit.
Although liberals think it's bullshit because they're so facile, as we saw with Joy Reed and her Antifa thing, that they're like, that person's poor.
Give him money.
You have lots of money.
You give him the money.
And then you both are happy.
Yeah.
Like I said to my daughter, don't give homeless people money.
They spend it on drugs.
Come on now, dog.
Come on, man.
Sorry.
It's true.
It's true.
So scroll down.
They want attention.
What?
That's a theory right out of Ryan's books.
Ryan, are you a theory coach on your off time helping people?
Yes.
Yes.
He wants people to look at him.
Yes, it's so good, Right?
An old woman, a young boy, and two men, representative sample based on population.
Oh, they're mad about the lack of diversity.
Omegastorm agrees.
I mean, his workers are pissing in water bottles.
Yeah?
They're salty about everything.
Keep going.
Wait, more replies.
More replies.
Envy is the most powerful force in politics, says a Fuentes fan.
How can you spend billions to go into space when I can't even bother to pay off my student loans?
Oh, so these are Lauren Chen fans that are making fun of it.
Oh, okay.
Let's go to the original then.
Yeah.
Keep going.
To the three other people on this rocket, you have the opportunity to unionize for the benefit of all people of Earth.
Unionize?
What are you going to do?
Go on strike?
Oh, by the way, to get back to your guy, the threesome theory is terrible.
That's why you're such a shitty theory coach.
It's called pussying out.
Oh.
I was going to say, what else could be a better reason?
He pussied out.
He got scared.
Okay.
It's a fag.
Maybe I've earned it.
A threesome?
What?
They're spending a billion dollars on him.
Go buy a threesome, for fuck's sakes.
I was under the impression he wasn't scared, so if he wasn't scared, what's a better reason?
You want a threesome?
Be around during last call and have an eight ball of Coke.
The threesome's going down.
Ug, the diversity in this pick.
Astronauts is an insult to the actual scientists.
I wonder how many plastic bottles I have to recycle and TriCaster this.
I can't read it.
To allow for billionaires to float on the edge of space for four minutes.
I mean, I don't like that Amazon has shut down so many small businesses, but you got to admit, like, when you're looking for something stupid, for example, my parking spot is under a tree now, and every time I go to my car, it looks like it was vandalized by birds and berries,
which would have been birds.
So birds hate me, apparently.
And I just got my car washed.
So I went to Amazon and I bought a car cover for $27.
It'll be here tomorrow.
I'll wash my car tomorrow, then put the cover on it when I park there, and the turds will stay on the thing.
Congratulations.
Wait, wait, Ryan.
That clip is a jealous guy.
So are you jealous of my car?
Well, I can't.
You can get one?
You don't have $35?
I, too, have felt the wrath of the berries and the birds.
Yeah.
So I'm jealous, yeah.
I can't even imagine how long it would take me to go and get a car cover.
I'd probably have to go to the BMW dealership.
They'd send me to another one.
And then I looked them up.
The BMW-specific ones are $130.
You know?
So I'm not going to shit on Bezos.
I hate his guts.
He's a dick politically.
The Washington Post is propaganda that's harming America.
His rocket is a dick, actually.
But what he's done for the Dildo community today is unbelievable.
And yeah, he made tons of money with a pretty great product.
Like, OxyContin is a good painkiller, but it's evil when you look at all the people it's killed.
Amazon, yes, it's horrible that it's killed so many businesses, but it is pretty great.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, but this whole whitey on the moon thing.
Wait, go back, go back.
Doesn't that look like shit?
It looks terrible.
So that's just the top of the feather.
That's not the stains I was talking about.
It still looks terrible, though.
It looks like the paint is stripping.
So do they come out of there?
Given the thumbs up for all of our astronauts that are on board there, again, Jeff Bezos, Mark Bezos.
Wouldn't you want to, like, he brought his brother up and not his lover, and he brought a woman up.
I would definitely need to get a blowjob in space.
Or maybe fuck my wife.
Right?
That is badass.
Imagine blowing your load in zero gravity.
It's way cooler than sitting there with your hands full of space.
In a giant dildo?
Yeah.
That's romantic.
I would just do it quietly.
I'm going to quietly have sex in outer space for $5 billion.
No media, please.
There they are.
I would go up to...
That woman's name is Wally.
She was supposed to go to space, but it got canceled.
I would just go up to him and say, I mean this totally platonically.
Can I grab your tit?
You're the only woman on this thing, and I want to have some sort of like, there's the Mile High Club.
I think he was like 37 miles up.
I want to be part of the 37 Mile Club.
I thought you'd never ask.
But yeah.
So in Hidden Figures, black people rewrite history and say, we put white guys on the moon, despite you abusing us, because we're genius mathematicians.
No, you were math janitors who went and checked things.
And if you want to go back to the first time we went to the moon, black people said, fuck you.
Not only were they not a part of it, they were against it politically.
What the fuck is that?
Oh, there's hidden figures.
Math janitors, they cleaned up.
No, they did not do trigonometry.
They just checked like eight times seven, yes, 56.
Eight plus eight, yes, 16.
Basic mathematics.
And everyone was kind to them, and there was not segregated bathrooms at NASA.
That's a fucking lie.
And at one point, that one, Janelle, what's her name?
Janelle Monet.
Yeah, is that the one you said is probably a cunt?
She's fucking annoyed.
You can just tell she's a super bitch.
She's terrible here.
She walks by one of the space things and says, those panels should be aerodynamic.
Yeah, that's how it is.
Anyway, check out Whitey on the Moon.
Because that was the black sentiment back in whenever it was.
When did we land on the moon?
Oh.
69?
Show not that.
See, you don't have the computer.
Yeah, you know what?
Let's hook this bitch up today.
Whitey on the moon?
Siri, when did we first land on the moon?
Here's an answer from Wikipedia.org.
69.
So.
Very funny.
When was Martin Luther killed?
69.
That's not really appropriate.
Okay, but it's like a horny year.
420.
Oh, shit.
Today, class, we're going to talk about the assassination of Martin Luther King.
It happened in 1969.
Oh, shit.
This is going to be kind of fun.
Chip Chimperson on the assassination of Martin Luther King.
Yeah.
But yeah.
Whitey on the moon.
Whitey on the moon.
We have a poem here.
It's called Whitey on the Moon.
And it was inspired by some Whiteys on the Moon.
Yeah, figure out.
So I want to give credit where credit is due.
That's pretty funny, actually.
I don't think your sweater's doing much there, Gil.
Warming some of your shoulder.
And it's my nipple woman.
Some ribs.
A rat done bit my sister Nell with Whitey on the moon.
Her face and arms began to swell, and Whitey's on the moon.
I can't pay no doctor bills, but white is on the moon.
Ten years from now, I'll be paying still while white is on the moon.
You know, the man just hopped my red last night, cause white is on the moon.
No hot water, no toilets, no lights, but white is on the moon.
I wonder why he's upping me.
Cause white is on the moon.
Well, I was already giving him 50 a week, and now white is on the moon.
Right, that's enough.
So we shouldn't go to space until there's no sisters being bitten by rats.
Got it?
That's like what they say about the royal family.
They're up there in Buckingham Palace.
All that money that should give it to the poor.
Can you imagine?
We've seen housing estates in Britain.
They're shitholes.
One of them just burned to the ground.
It's piss everywhere.
Same exact story with New York.
How long would Buckingham Palace be Buckingham Palace?
Remember the two St. Louis people standing in front of their home?
Oh, yeah.
Imagine that home if they had let the BLM activists in.
Wouldn't it be funny if they did storm the house, take over, kick them out, and it was just beautiful.
There was a few paintings to replace with Black Lives Matter paintings, but otherwise, it was the garden was thriving.
No, it would be ashes in minutes.
I wonder how their political campaign's going.
He's running for office.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
That's good.
Didn't Pink Floyd make a rebuttal to that song?
Dark Side of the Moon?
That's a really good joke.
Whitey on the moon, dark side of the moon.
And how is it a rebuttal?
Let's parse your...
Because you got Whitey on the Moon, and this is Darky on the Moon.
Oh, it's Darkie on the Moon?
Darkie?
I thought it was Dark Side of the Moon.
Well, it's a little pun.
Okay, so maybe if you were to phrase that better, you'd say, Pink Floyd's rebuttal, Darky on the moon, and then show that, which would not be funny either.
But it'd be closer.
Just to balance it out with some wonderful blacks, whistleblower at Hasbro has approached our old pal, James O'Keefe, and he says they're brainwashing our kids,
which is one of our top focuses on the show.
Hey, speaking of Pink Floyd, leave our kids alone.
David Johnson, I'm a packaging engineer for Hasbro.
They are attempting to covertly push CRT critical race theory through branding and messaging through their products.
Explain what we're looking at here.
This is the program developed by the Conscious Kid, which is working with Hasbro to teach children about racial bias at an early age.
By three to six months, babies are beginning to notice and already express preference by race.
By age three, children are already starting to apply stereotypes.
They also may use language.
Hold on a sec.
If babies are racist, you realize that means it's natural, right?
Oops.
Oh, to go back to what I was saying about my kids, too.
I purposely kept politics out of their lives as much as possible to the point where my eldest boy, when we lived in Brooklyn, most of his friends were black.
He didn't know what black was.
He said once one day, and I thought this was a very victorious moment for myself, though now I'm not so sure.
He said, why do all my friends have black skin?
Instead of why are all my friends black?
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
But I should have been more pro-Trump.
I do tell them, like, I sat my daughter down, I explained hidden figures.
I sat them both down, I explained Tulsa.
I sat them both down, I explained all of the unarmed blacks shot by cops and what the backgrounds were and how few of them were totally innocent and how in the totally innocent cases, the cops got raked over the coals.
And there's actually approximately zero cases out of millions upon millions of confrontations where an innocent black man was shot by a cop and the cop faced no repercussions.
Hmm.
Additionally, at this age, this is critical race theory in practice.
It's a mainstream ideology now.
I call bullshit on that racist language.
I bet a black kid said the N-word because he heard it in a rap song.
But there's no way three-year-olds are going, look at this fucking chink walking in here like they belong.
Get the fuck out of here, slant eyes.
You don't belong in my daycare.
No.
No.
I don't trust your stats.
People that I've spoken to about these issues, and I'm trying to explain to them why teaching people to segregate based on race or by gender or by any other inherent characteristic is wrong.
If you want your children to be looking at people based on their race, then you are opposing Dr. Martin Luther King's dream.
So I think that's progress in its truest sense, that we should not be judging each other by the color of skin.
Isn't it funny how young people, because 1995, Blazing Saddles was normal.
We all talked, race wasn't a thing.
It started in 95, getting bad.
So if you're young, like how old were you in 95?
Six.
Oh, so for you, you don't know that this has already been solved.
And you talk about this utopia where race isn't a thing.
I lived it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I lived it for the first 25 years of my life.
A quarter century of race not coming up.
Well, it came up, but it was just in an innocent way, just like the kid did.
Like, you know, they're like, Jackie Chin.
There was no such thing.
You didn't think about it.
If you walked to an all-white party and there was three black people there, no one blinked.
Oh, no, no.
It didn't matter like that, but you could still rib around like that.
That's more proof that it's not a thing.
The whole country was like a boxing gym.
Yeah, it wasn't important.
Jokes were, you could make racial jokes all the time.
Everyone was friends.
Everyone was high-fiving.
No one fucking thought about it.
It didn't feel heavy at all.
At all.
Unless you made a mama joke.
That's some serious shit.
And then you also had Chuck D with KRS1 and the Stop the Violence Movement saying, yo, we have to check ourselves.
We got to stop the violence.
Stop killing each other.
Now Chuck D has videos of my head blowing up because I'm evil and racist.
And when I brought that up with him on Twitter before I was banned, I said, shh, don't talk about terrorism.
You're a fucking terrorist with your stupid video blowing up the heads of everyone you hate.
That's terrorism.
And he said, oh, that was a watermelon, not your head.
And he goes, that's probably what you want me to eat along with some fried chicken.
I was like, imagine being almost 60 and still complaining that everyone hates you because of your race.
What a baby you are.
Can't do that anymore, though, because I'm not on the fucking platform.
Anyway, let's hear more from this wonderful man.
Bother by the content of our character and actions.
If the next generation of children is allowed to be indoctrinated to believing that racial segregation is a good thing, I don't think it will lead our country to anywhere good.
This isn't something I wanted to do.
This is something I felt I had to do.
This is a hill worth dying on.
If I can make one person just step away from this ideology and say, you know what, maybe that's not the way, it's not the path towards a better future, then I think it's worth it.
This isn't something I wanted to do.
This is something I felt I had to do.
This is a hill worth dying on.
He was on Hannity last night.
Whoa.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty cool.
Oh, that's a good shot, Ryan.
I want to see more on what Hasbro was up to.
Don't you?
Yeah.
Kids are racist at a young age.
We need to get them away from that.
Okay.
Expose Hasbro, people throwing their toys away.
A lot of him.
Man, it's always here.
I see that baby's training.
Yeah, let's hear.
I want to see them, like, say, white children shouldn't get a certain toy.
Like the hidden camera footage.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's see.
Or black children should be forced to...
White children should be forced to play with black Barbies or something like that.
I want some evidence.
I'm sure that'll.
The way James goes with these is he starts out slow with like a nugget, so you go, haha, this is nothing, and then boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
So this story is ongoing.
We'll keep you updated.
Let's jump into feminism.
Feminism.
What about the backgrounds?
Oh, we got it.
I think we might.
Anna.
So show me a cool background.
And so what have we done?
We had the nuclear family in the 50s.
It was wholesome and good.
But there was ambitious women out there.
The glorious Steinems of the 60s and 70s said, I don't want to be in a kitchen.
I'm probably a dyke.
And I want to be a stalwart of industry.
I want to be a minister of industry.
I want to be the CEO of GE.
And that just wasn't done.
And people didn't want women there.
That's wrong.
Women should have the right to be the CEO of GE.
So first wave feminism was pretty cool.
And it said, I should have the freedom to be the exception to the rule.
Great.
And so began the pendulum swing.
They achieved equality, I'd say, in the 70s, early 70s.
Whoosh.
And now it became about, I want to hurt men.
And I want to punish women who stay in the kitchen.
So it went from, you should have the right to have a career to, you shouldn't stay home.
And you shouldn't be monogamous.
Marriage is just a stupid piece of paper.
And of course, the only people to benefit from this is men.
Men are good at surviving.
You know, we've been hunting woolly mammoths for a long time.
So when you set up a situation, we have a way to sort of finagle it.
And I think bra burning must have been a man helping out with the cause.
And I think the suffragette movement was prompted by men saying to women, you should go out and vote.
And I think men went, okay, let's push for a system where women just suck our dicks and then fuck off.
We'll liberate them so much that they'll be slaves, sex slaves, and we'll make divorce nothing.
I think right now I'm blaming, I think men have some culpability for this disaster that is modern feminism and shit chests.
I think that this whole thing has been a mess from both genders.
Women have just turned into these annoying cunts, these shit chests, these balls, but men have also become both simultaneously demasculated And dirty little fucking rapist, lying scumbags who fuck some girl while she's passed out sleeping.
The weakest ones are the rapists.
The alphas, the jocks, the handsome guys, the ones who look like Thor, we were taught to hate them in school.
You know, we watched shows like Square Pegs in the 80s, and the jocks are the evil rapist guys.
But then you get older and you go, you never raped anyone.
You were too busy getting laid.
The rapists were like Ducky.
Remember Ducky from 16 Candles?
Those were the guys that were fingering the passed out girls.
The allies.
Anyway, so what do we have now?
We have a thing where women are the same as men and they don't need to be protected and everything's fine and divorce is nothing.
So you end up with this disgusting mess.
And I'm sorry to keep bringing Sarah Silverman into the show, but she really does symbolize a lot of the mess we've made because she's a victim of feminism.
And here she is talking about 2-0 when she was, well, I'll play it for a bit.
I went to visit my sister Laura at Berkeley, in Berkeley, California.
She was at summer school at UC Berkeley.
And I was 13.
I was teeny, teeny tiny for my age.
So she's petite 13, so she looks like she's eight, right?
Don't send her somewhere where there's not full-time parental supervision.
I went to Scotland a lot when I was 13 and even younger alone.
But my parents would drive me to the airport.
I'd have a minder that would put me on the plane.
The minder would take me from my seat to my gran, and then I'd be with my gran and my uncle the entire time I was there, totally supervised the entire time.
But her cool, groovy, liberal, hippie Jew parents are like, hey, man, she's a woman.
Hear her roar.
And then they don't fanatically call the elder girl, Laura, and say, are you sure she's okay?
And so Laura's also groovy, man.
And so she ends up hanging out with a man, Laura's neighbor in the dorms.
Now, if a man is really hyped on hanging out with a 13-year-old who looks like she's eight, he's a fucking creep.
I was 13, you know, I was like one of those real weird little kids.
And I had never flown by myself before.
And, you know, normally I'd be extra scared because I was a bed wetter.
But, you know, I slept every night in bed with my sister Laura.
And so I wasn't scared because, you know, she has to love me.
So it was really fun.
It was a really fun trip.
This is what drives me nuts about this.
The liberals.
They get hit in the head with their shitty system and they never go, wow, that was a shitty system.
Like Robin Quivers in her book.
Her cunt mother, first of all, her father molests her or fingers her.
Her mother keeps making money as a foster parent and just fucking with Robin's heart because she'll get a one-year-old.
The mother and the father totally ignored the kids.
So Robin would love them, cherish them.
They were her babies.
She was like 13 at the time.
And then the kid would get adopted.
And they kept doing that.
Giving her a baby, ripping it from her.
Giving her a baby, ripping it from her.
It made her crazy.
She doesn't have kids.
She could never settle down.
They broke her heart.
And her beef is with white people because as she got older, there was a friend she had as a little kid who saw her at a party that was an all-white party.
And the kid pretended she didn't know Robin.
I guess because Robin's black.
Okay.
What a shitty afternoon.
But she ignored what her black parents had done to her and focused on what one white girl did to her and then became like a black nationalist Muhammad Ali fan, which I think she's overcome in her old age, but still.
So Sarah's here.
She tells this horrible story about getting raped.
And her takeaway was it was really fun and zero culpability for her parents' stupid liberal thought process where they figured this would be a good idea.
Her awesome parents strike again?
Oh my God.
16 of the anti-anxiety pills a fucking day, dude.
At 13.
13?
That's like permanent mental damage.
That's crazy.
Your brain's developing at that age.
And she does it.
Yeah, she looks like a eight-year-old, you know, just awkward.
No, they say Xanax is outside of heroin, it's the hardest drug to recover from.
You can die from the withdrawals.
Yeah, it's not a joke, Buckle.
I got to be really independent, she says, like it's a good thing.
Let's call her, for all intents and purposes, let's call her a 10-year-old.
Right?
Because 10 to 13, there's not that much mental development, and she looked like she was 10, which is the most important part of the story.
I fell in love with Berkeley, and I fell in love with being on my own, you know, because Laura had classes all day.
But I kept myself busy.
I found pickup soccer games, and I, you know, I went to Blondie's Pizza.
They have like slices this big.
I feel bad now.
And if you're listening at home, I just made a really big shape with my arms.
But yeah, I spent most of my time with this guy named Les.
I thought this was like a one-time deal.
She kept hanging out with this man.
No, no, it happened.
Well, she says it happened once.
But like your sister, see, liberals don't have any spidey senses.
Because they've been brainwashed into thinking everyone's groovy.
So her sister should have been alarmed that a, let's say he's 21, a 21-year-old was hanging out with what looks like a 10-year-old girl.
What?
Les.
Who lived in the dorm room next to my sister.
Yeah, his name was Les.
He did not seem to have any classes to go to.
And he liked hanging out with teeny tiny me.
Oh.
Yeah.
Advocating for rape.
I remember about him.
I was pretty okay with him.
Is this going to make a turn soon?
Where she's like.
I know a guy who was raped at camp when he was a kid.
The counselor sucked his dick, the fag counselor.
Believe me, I tried to get involved in this.
I got him to call the get a lawyer, police involved.
It happened like 20 years ago.
But for whatever reason, he didn't want to go forward with it.
They said it's very hard to prove and you could get sued and da-da-da-da-da.
You could only help so much.
I mean, I basically got on my knees and blew the guy.
No, I basically got on my knees and begged him to pursue this.
And I think about it all the time.
Like, I just want to call the guy and go, we know what you did.
But he knows who the guy is.
He knows where he lives.
He's married now.
I think he's in Chicago.
And he's always said, if I get something like terminal cancer, the first thing I'm going to do is get in a plane and go shoot him in the head.
That's the proper response for being raped as a child.
Sarah seems to think that she stepped in a mud puddle.
He had like shaggy blonde hair, and he liked hanging out with me, and I would hang out with him in his room.
Pervert.
And one day I went to his room to die.
To die today.
And he was different, different energy.
And I, you know, I didn't know about drugs.
Looking back, he was on drugs.
Not weed, but like a drug drug.
You know, I don't know, a speedy drug or a...
Maybe it was a hallucinogen.
Maybe it was cokey, methy, I don't know.
But I just felt like, oh, I did so much Coke, I raped a kid.
You know how you get.
I've started a business, an imaginary business with my friends.
Dude, we're going to do this on Monday.
You know, but I didn't think much of it.
I just, you know, you just think as a kid, I must be imagining this.
Okay, sorry.
Enough trauma foreplay.
This is what happened.
He came over and he picked me up.
He lifted me up against my will and he held me out an 18-story window from my ankles.
Oh, shit.
That's what Sug Knight did to Pete Didn't you?
Did you know that?
Yeah, did you owe him money and like flake on your rap contract?
Feeling the moment right before you're murdered?
I do.
I actually do.
You're mad at your sister and mad at your parents and mad at him.
Three four people are responsible for this.
Mom, dad, sister, him.
He's the leader of the pack, obviously.
But where's your anger?
I hate the left.
Hate has a home right here.
I knew I was going to die.
But I didn't.
He pulled me back in as quickly as I was dangling out a high-rise window.
I was safe on the floor of his dorm room.
He saved her life, Gavin.
Keep going.
I think he molests her next.
And he acted like nothing had happened.
And he was a grown-up, so I assumed nothing happened.
The only evidence was the rawness of my throat from screaming and my heart pounding just so hard.
But in the following minutes, my heartbeat slowed, and before I knew it, it was truly like nothing happened.
It never even occurred to me to tell my parents or anyone.
It's just an interesting bee.
Haven't raised you right.
I thought she was molested, too, in this story.
Well, this isn't even halfway done.
Eight-minute clip, we're three minutes into it.
Oh, shit.
So he molests her, too.
He grabs her pussy.
And she's more mad at Trump for making a joke about grabbing the pussy than having her pussy grabbed as a fucking child.
It reminds me, I've seen if you can find this.
There was a guy in Europe who was raped, a man who was raped in his butthole by a Somalian.
I think he was a politician.
Maybe Norway?
Copenhagen, one of those weird places, Sweden.
And his concern was that this refugee would be deported now.
Male Norwegian politician raped by asylum seeker says he feels guilty that his attacker will now be deported because the man might suffer back in Somalia.
Why the fuck are there Somalian refugees, by the way?
It's just another shithole country.
The only refugee argument I can think of now is Christians in the Middle East, like the Coptic Christians or the Christians in northern Iraq, who are being slaughtered for their religious beliefs, and whites in South Africa who are being slaughtered because of their race.
Those sound like bona fide reasons to be able to flee the country and come to America.
Tommy Robinson would have been a great refugee for America.
But sorry.
Too Christian, too white.
Here's another example of feminism and the mess that it's created.
Look at this story.
I don't even know how I feel about this.
It's such a tangled web.
You know, my brother has a best friend, not a best friend, but my brother.
One of my kids has a friend whose parents are divorced, and it inconveniences me.
That's what a mess divorce is.
Because the dad gets the kid every second weekend, and he obviously wants to spend time with that kid.
I don't blame him.
I would be chomping at the bit to see my kids if I saw them once every two fucking weeks outside of a dumb dinner on Wednesdays.
That's just a cool uncle at this point.
And the dad lives sort of far away, and even if my son could go visit him on that special day, the dad wants 100% of the kid.
So he doesn't want him playing with his friends or sleeping over or being distracted.
So that's every second weekend gone for their friendship.
And then every time you come up with a plan, you have to make sure, like, oh, is he with this dad or the stepdad that weekend?
And it's a tangled web we weave.
Plus, I'm not, my parents were always together.
My wife's parents are together.
I'm always going to stay with my wife.
But it must get weird with love.
Like, you know, these nannies, they care for these kids, when they're babies and they grow up with them, they don't see their kids back in the Philippines, they end up loving the child more than their own.
So, when someone lives in your home and they're a kid, don't you end up loving them?
Yeah.
And isn't it weird?
You have two kids that are your birth kids, right?
And then those two kids, same dad, but not you, didn't come out of your pussy.
But so you have like, you love these kids and they call you mommy.
And then these other kids around the same age, they call you Margaret.
And you don't hug them.
That's fucking weird, man.
That is weird.
When I babysit your dog, when I dogsit your dog, I love your dog.
And that's a fucking dog.
So do you not want to give him back?
No, I can't wait to give him back.
Oh, really?
Well, it's just, it's a convenience, inconvenience sometimes, and we're just doing a lot of stuff right now with the move.
So it's like, right now is not the best time.
Usually I don't care.
I love hanging out with him.
He's great.
You should bring him into the studio.
That's a good idea.
That's a great idea.
Then you could walk him, like, he doesn't like to be walked too much.
Yeah.
He's a pussy.
But we walked him recently.
He shet like three times.
Is that normal?
No, that means you hadn't walked him enough.
Yeah.
It should be one shit per walk.
Are you walking him twice a day?
Yeah.
Okay.
Feeding twice a day, walking twice a day.
Lots of love in between.
We love the little guy.
So go back to that quote.
Here's the tangled web feminism has woven.
I don't know if I'm being petty here, but I feel like I'm not.
You're also fucking pretty.
You're definitely being pretty.
I'm not sure if you're being petty.
So my ex-husband remarried and has kids with his wife.
Okay.
She owns a business, and I found out, none of your business, that she makes almost a million dollars a year.
My ex works and gives me $900 a month in child support for our daughter.
That doesn't sound like a ton.
No, I know a fireman who pays half his salary, so that's $40,000 a year.
$900 a month is under $12,000.
It's what, $11,000 or something?
But I don't think it's fair.
I told him that it would be nice if he sent me more for my daughter.
He told me that his wife and his accounts are not together.
But honestly, I want to take him and his wife to court to get the max amount I can for my daughter.
I work from home and my husband is in the army, but we are struggling.
It would be nice to have that additional money.
You shouldn't get any of the wife's money.
That's insane.
But he should be paying more than $900 a month.
But isn't this a mess?
Or how about women paying alimony and child support to men because they make more money?
Now he remarries and she's got to pay for some family she's never even heard of?
What a fucking mess it all is.
And that's why, to bookend this, that's why those feminazis, those Antifa fatties, are burning down churches.
Because we had this figured out.
It was called the family.
It was called a Christian lifestyle.
It was called loving your kids, building a home for them, the dad working hard.
Then we got into the sexual revolution.
Then we got into porn.
Then we got into divorce.
And now fat pigs are burning down churches in their flip-flops while lonely women beg strangers for money.
And some liberal moron talks about child rape like it was a bummer of a Monday.
All right, let's have some fun now.
That's getting too serious.
AOC doesn't know what capitalism is.
Speaking of feminism.
Go show this.
Okay, go down to Sean's, that she's reacting to.
Yeah.
So, using capitalism to push socialism, branding the U.S. left, AOC makes a push into political merchandise.
So she's got a whole brand of clothing now, all of it emblazoned with AOC.
What was her previous one?
Was that drink water and don't be racist?
That's correct.
And then Ilhan Omars is the proud boys mottled, fuck around and find out, which shows that she doesn't Google things.
Like, how could you not know that, that FOFA has been taken by your arch enemies?
So Sean Spicer says it's capitalism.
And then she goes, not sure if you know this, Sean, just like Joy Reid with this, like, you're dumb tone.
Not sure if you know this, Sean, but transactions aren't capitalism.
Capitalism is a system that prioritizes profit at any and all human environmental cost.
Who says?
But FWIW, for what it's worth, our shop is unionized, doesn't operate for profit, and funds projects like free tutoring, food programs, and local organizing.
Yeah, that's capitalism, my dear.
Just because you chose not to take a profit, and by the way, profit is a very loose term.
That's totally up to you what you define as costs.
Maybe costs are a company car.
Maybe a cost is for all the employees to go on a vacation, just like the Dems did in Texas.
And then Tim Poole.
Listen, look, look.
AOC, listen, I don't hate her, man, but she's stupid.
Could it be the whole time AOC just never Googled the word capitalism?
Definition of capitalism, an economic system characterized by private or corporate ownership of capital goods.
That's who owns AOC's goods, her corporation.
I'm sure she has an LLC.
By investments that are determined by private decision.
Yep, she privately, the government did not pay for these t-shirts.
And by prices, production, and the distribution of goods that are determined mainly by competition in a free market.
Now, the going rate for those kind of t-shirts is like $25 or so.
She can't charge $250.
She's not going to charge $2.
So the free market Is determining roughly the cost of her shirt.
So just because she decides to tweak it and be generous, that means she's a good capitalist, a nice capitalist, a benevolent capitalist.
You're still a capitalist, you stupid horse-faced bitch.
And then finally, while we're talking about communism and socialism, some subscriber sent in a clip from Scarface that is great.
I saw a clip I'm not going to show on the show yesterday of a woman bawling her eyes out hysterical at a Cuban police station as her son bled to death because he had been beaten so severely and there was no chance of him being taken to hospital.
So she's hysterically jumping up and down crying as her son dies 15 feet from her, locked away.
She can't go be with him.
And she's just crying, melting down hysterically.
And she's also crying because she knows there's no hope.
She's heard of this happening.
This is not new.
So I think an American would be more like, what the fuck's going on?
Hey, help.
You know, calling for someone, trying to get through the wall, help.
We need to get in there.
The Cuban has been through this before.
She's heard of this a million times.
So she just resolves herself to the death of her son.
As Al Pacino is about to tell us about.
Why is he calling a Jews?
Why is he making all the Jews?
I don't know.
That's not cool.
Usually not a police officer.
He looks Irish to me.
Yeah.
He's got a little button nose.
What do you like?
Do you want to be like a cheap?
Like all those other people, man?
Looking after you, watching everything you do, everything you say, man.
Do you know what I mean?
I got fucking knocked the push coming out of my fucking ears, man.
I got the fucking watching shoes, my pitch coming through.
Would you be like that?
Would you want me to stand there and do nothing?
I'm no fucking criminal.
I know boot of a thief.
I'm Tony Montana, a political prisoner from Cooper.
And I want my fucking human right now.
Nope.
And that's socialism.
Let's check in on communism.
Remember Yao Min?
Ming?
Hold on.
I'm going to get a measuring tape.
Go to 21B and check out this chick.
Okay, I'll be right back.
We're camera throughing it right now, and we're also going to show this tall Chinese lady.
Wow.
That's a tall person.
I believe a tape measure is about to enter the Ming.
Scintillating.
Scintillating co-hosting.
Okay, so...
Well, let me.
I don't know.
I can handle it.
So, what's his name?
Yao Ming is seven feet six inches, I believe.
Right?
Now, this tape measure is probably a couple inches on the base.
So I'll go seven feet.
I'll go four inches.
That'll be.
So this is Yao Ming.
Wait, let me go over here.
Look at that.
He's as tall as me, like this.
With my hand, my arm outstretched.
And he was bred by the Chinese communist government.
We need to hire a big, tall man.
I want a tall guy to play basketball.
You!
You!
They found the two tallest players in China, basketball players.
You fucky, you fucking make a baby now.
And they did.
Is this okay, Emperor?
Yeah, not bad.
Seven feet, six.
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
And they're doing it regularly.
Making basketball players fuck.
Check out that girl.
How fucked up is this?
She's not going to get dangled out of a balcony window by less, is the good news.
She can take less.
She can take less, get it?
Ah.
Was Yao Ming bred?
Let's see if the Chinese propaganda can crack Discover magazine.
Yao had essentially been bred.
Come back to generation to assure that the size was embedded in the bloodline.
The result, Yao Ming was a baby behemoth who just kept getting bigger.
Go up to the subhead.
The subhead?
Do you know what a subhead is?
Dude is tall, so are his parents.
Yeah, whatever.
So that's the depraved world we're fighting.
And it's important to remember that the number one thing communists do is call you racist.
That's why you didn't hear about racism until the mid-90s when socialism was making power, gaining strength.
And now that socialists are really getting their stride, you're called a racist every day.
Because that's their mantra.
Let's jump to racism.
How long have we been on for?
An hour and a couple minutes.
That was racist, guys.
It's nice to see a black guy fucking nailing it for a change.
22A.
This is the dude who I don't think he sees that when you follow him, Wilford Riley, we get to see what you clicked like on.
And about once a day, he clicks like on a perverted tweet from some young girl saying like, me when I want to get dicked Down real hard or like missing sucking dicks.
And they appear there.
And he's like, my age.
I don't think you're going to find it.
Maybe they happen like once a week.
But it's usually some 19-year-old girl talking about how she's addicted to blowjobs or something.
And he clicks like.
I'm down.
Wait, then I don't know what that is.
I remember you bringing this up before.
Yeah, I started collecting them on my phone.
I'll put them all together one day.
That's so good.
But what's this one?
Yeah, so those are all normal.
But anyway, get back to him.
So he says something cool that I like.
And something I've been screaming forever.
The actual gun problem in the USA is that young, fatherless men in the gang scene, mostly but not entirely people of color, are shooting each other with cheap, illegal handguns.
That's it.
Now what to do?
But what are the responses?
I know what to do.
And welfare.
Genuinely curious why it's important to note their skin color.
Okay, I'll tell you, sir, because 20 blacks are murdered by blacks a day.
About two whites are killed by whites a day.
Blacks are 14% of the population, but the blacks I'm talking about that are killing each other are the 18 to 25 males.
So now we're down to like 3 or 4% of the population, making up basically all the murders.
That's why race is irrelevant.
Socioeconomic.
No, no, no.
See, I hate this argument.
It's just poor people.
This is a Meadow Soprano said this to Tony.
If you think it's all just poverty, then you're equally comfortable here in New York walking around, I want to say Port Jervis.
My mind just went blank.
Greenpoint.
Walking around Greenpoint, Brooklyn at night as you are walking around East New York.
Greenpoint, Brooklyn is all Polex.
They're all broke, impoverished.
A lot of drunks on the street, drinking, barfing.
I used to live there.
It sucks.
But there's zero crime in the Polish neighborhoods.
East New York has one murder every single day.
So it's not a poverty thing, I'm afraid.
Well, Gavin, you said that black Sam welfare leads to fatherlessness.
What about white psalm welfare?
I don't know why.
That's a whole other argument.
I think you're right that welfare seems to be much worse for the black family than the white family.
And it also seems to lead to more crime.
I don't know if I have to discover why.
I think I know why.
And I think I know why.
But that's the solution.
You know, in the 1930s and 40s, blacks appeared in the crime stats about the same as whites, and that was pre-shattering the family with welfare.
Speaking of blackness, 22B, this kind of bothered me.
This dude said something shitty.
I forget what it was, but he does an apology, and his career doesn't even take a timeout.
Oh, Stephen A. Smith?
Yeah.
Oh.
ESPN Stephen A. Smith finally apologizes for comments he made regarding Shohei Otani not being the face of baseball comments he made regarding Shohei Otani not being the face of baseball because he needs an interpreter to communicate after making the initial comments on first take after the outrage ensued he actually doubled down on social media continuing to argue his point before finally waving the white flag admitting that it was harmful to the Asian community and
apologizing on Monday's episode of first take Stephen A. Smith said when you talk about actually gravitating towards the tube or to the ballpark to actually watch a guy it doesn't help that the number one face is a dude who needs an interpreter to know what the hell he's saying I feel the same way yes I agree this bugs me about Canelo you know he's possibly the greatest boxer in the world right now and he can't be bothered to learn English it's easy plus you're white dude it's in your blood somewhere
if anyone in atlantic complains about a lack of police presence, they just need to be sent this video.
Look, I can't breathe.
They all have Black Lives Matter shirts on, too.
Okay, bye.
Sorry to bother you.
You called me.
I guess I'll ignore the call next time.
Cops, if you're watching, I used to say, I don't blame you if you don't do your job.
Now I say, don't do your job.
You know, I was just the cop in that scenario in my head, and I, like, somebody hit the car, and I, like, flipped out, did some really bad thing.
And I said, the stronger thing to do is just drive away.
Yeah.
And it's hard.
I'll tell you what, if I was that cop, I'd be thinking, all right, I want to get the fuck out of here.
Am I going to get fired for leaving?
Right.
Yeah, you're fucked.
So what I want to do is, I want to establish I'm here to help.
Is anyone asking for my help?
Fuck you, fucking pick.
All right.
So that's a no?
Right.
It's a clear no?
I'm on tape saying I tried.
This is kind of a long story.
I don't like this hate thing.
It's very distracting.
Change to another one or crop it out.
So I'm at a party in Montreal.
This is in the early 90s.
And I'm sleeping with my girlfriend Jackie.
I got a boner.
Cop comes into, it's her bedroom.
She lives in a big artist loft with a couple other people.
Asian guy, she was Asian, Jackie Toe.
And the cop comes in.
He goes, get the fuck up, get out of here.
And I'm like, what's going on?
He goes, both of you up and out.
Okay, so I get dressed with him standing there watching me, seeing my boner.
And she takes us both outside and makes us leave, then searches the whole place.
And then I think we were eventually allowed to get back in.
So I filed a complaint with the police.
And I said, why am I being kicked out of essentially my house, my girlfriend's house?
We live there.
And you're making me, you're staring at me with your hand on your gun as I get dressed.
And of course, Montreal is very socialist.
If you have a problem with your landlord or the police, it's a red carpet to retribution.
They probably were going to cut the cop's balls off.
So the cop has to take a day off work while I go meet him.
And as far as the story goes so far, I think that's pretty legit, right?
We were having a party.
It was kind of noisy.
Just because there's a party, you don't get to march everyone outside of their own home with no warrant.
So I sit down with the cops and I explain what I just explained to you.
And they go, and then the lawyer, the mediator goes, well, what's your side of the story?
And they go, we arrived at the residence.
We had complaints about noise.
We said, who lives here?
And no one would take responsibility.
So we said, if no one lives here, then you're all breaking and entering.
And I'm going to have to arrest everyone.
What is this, like a squat?
Did you break into someone's house and then start a party?
And no one said a word.
And so when he came into the room, Jackie's room, she never said, this is my room, by the way.
Didn't occur to her, I guess.
We were just two fuckers who had like gone to a party, gone to broken into house, and maybe the family was away on vacation, and we were just banging on their rug.
Right.
And the cop says, you can't do that here.
You got to go.
And eventually they found out that whose name was on the lease, and it was this Hurbasian buddy who was a graffiti artist who got caught doing graffiti, and he was on probation, and he was scared that having a party would violate his probation, and he was going to get more charges.
So he pussied out, which is one pussy move.
But then when he found out I was filing a complaint with the police, he didn't tell me the story.
So the cop goes, I can't believe he never told you any of this.
And you just wasted everyone's day.
And I just said, I can't believe it either.
I would like to sincerely apologize to you two gentlemen for wasting your fucking time.
I'm mortified.
I'm never going to, I'm going to kick this guy's ass, actually.
I have a crime to go commit.
Yeah.
I have to go commit assault.
And they just, and then the mediator was so bummed, too, because he hated cops, and he was so excited to get a case.
They probably have a huge anti-cop budget that I'm sorry I used.
And I met him.
I didn't beat him up.
I was just like, what the fuck's the matter with you?
He goes, it was really dangerous for me.
I go, you fucking pussy.
You knew I was doing that.
He goes, yeah, I thought it was already set in motion.
I'm a graffiti artist.
All right.
We're running out of time here.
The meandering.
Let's do some meandering because there's been some big news.
Got our background.
And that's that.
This is my favorite background.
Pretty great.
I like the battery.
It's very subtle, that little battery.
We got to get the dude who did the hate one just to take that hate out.
Or maybe you can put a black bar over it or something.
I could.
Absolutely.
This isn't as distracting for some reason.
A large part of it is stable.
Two-thirds of it are relatively stable.
Yeah.
The other one's a lot of.
Okay, so I sent you this separately because I forgot to put it in the notes.
We got the first charge for the meandering, and it's eight months.
Now, I know sane patriots like yourself go, what the fuck?
Eight months for meandering?
Eight months is six months.
Six months in jail is nothing.
It's very inconvenient, and probation is a pain in the ass.
But, dude, the numbers I was hearing from Joe Biggs' lawyer and other people involved were 5 to 20.
Years.
That's like suicide numbers.
20 years, just kill yourself.
So single felony cases.
So, that's a plea deal.
Yeah, I hope I can't imagine anyone not taking a plea in this case when they see the bias going on.
I mean, the fact that they're in solitary is proof that it's a biased court.
So, do not go to court on this.
You will definitely lose.
A lot of people say it's like a failure, like it's like a principle thing.
Like, I never want to say I'm guilty for something I'm not.
But it's like folding in a game.
It's a game.
You have to fold something to win.
There's no justice.
So, I'd understand in a just world, you standing up for yourself and fighting for your rights.
Yeah, that sounds great.
That's literally in a movie with Gerard Butler where he tortures Jamie Foxx for not going by the book and not taking it to court and letting the murderer go free.
And he murders everyone around and blows out.
It's a really good movie.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah.
Law-abiding citizens.
Yeah, it's awesome.
But that's the movies.
Here in real life, proud you go to jail for four years for beating up Antifa, who picked a fight with you and refused to press charges.
You know, David Kyriacos, he said, I am going to go to court.
And you know why he won?
Because he's brown, brown privilege.
If he was white, he'd be in jail with Max and John.
He was there at the exact same time.
He was supposed to be on trial with them.
There's supposed to be three people on trial.
But they got rid of the brown guy because it hurt the narrative.
And they also hid John's black wife.
So that's good.
But I just wanted to mention briefly, we're going a little long here today, that terrorism is totally okay when it's on the left.
Barack Obama started his political career at Bill Ayers' house.
Bill Ayers was one of the weathermen around the time of the MLK assassination.
Terrorism was hot.
Even up in Canada, we had the Front de Lébébration du Québec, the FLQ, and they were blowing up buildings, killing the English because they hate us English people and they want Quebec to separate.
We had the American Indian Movement.
We had the Black Panthers.
Terrorism was de rigour, and Bill Ayers was part of that.
And he did time.
I think he did 10, 15 years for blowing up buildings.
They murdered people.
But that's cool to the left.
So Bill Ayers and Obama were best pals.
He started his political career, and then Obama had to separate himself from him because people got real upset about it for some strange reason.
But, and then you have the head of Black Lives Matter Finance.
What's the most corrupt thing about Black Lives Matter?
Their money.
We have the co-founder who has her three properties, including one of them with an airplane hangar, millions of dollars of real estate.
No black college funds, no good things from the BLM money, but plenty of perks.
And that's from Susan Rosenberg, who is their chief of finance, their secretary of finance.
And she's a fucking terrorist who also did, I think she did 20 years.
And then we have this woman, the Somalian, who got on a school bus and said she has a bomb.
And she's still going.
That's still cool.
That was a cool political statement.
Committing a terrorist act, by the way.
So she's running.
That's three, right?
And now, fourth terrorist.
Remember, the grannies who went to the Capitol are in solitary confinement because they're evil.
The meandering is unacceptable terrorism.
But I'm giving you four prominent Democrat, pro-DNC, totally accepted terrorists.
And the newest one is Tracy Stone Manning from another BLM, the Bureau of Land Management.
And she would spike trees in Idaho.
Now, did she do time for that?
By the way, spiking trees is so you can't chop them down, but it's really fucking dangerous.
And those spikes can become fragments and kill loggers or kill firemen who are there chopping down trees in order to control a fire, controlled burns.
So it's terrorism.
What does it say?
Tree spiking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's such a stupid thing to do.
Explain in an interview, it's very dangerous.
The embedded spikes are hard to spot.
Chinese style.
Stone Manning took a deal for legal immunity with prosecutors in the 1989 case where she took part in tree spiking Clearwater National Forest in Idaho.
Stone Manning testified against other co-conspirators to keep herself out of prison after getting caught.
So not only is she a cunt, she's a snitch.
A terrorist snitch is the head of the Bureau of Land Management.
Perfect.
So this is why we roll our eyes when they talk about Proud Boys and the meandering.
All right, let's jump to the mailbag.
Oh, wait.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Lots of running around today.
We've got the Yao Ming measuring tape.
Jeez, oh.
Yao Ming measuring?
Have you seen it?
I was going to talk about the fight that they had at Wii Spa with Prowboys and Antifa.
That's become ancient news now.
One of the problems with this show, especially when I keep it light and chat about stuff.
But it's too big of a topic to cram into today's episode.
I want to give it some room, so I guess I'll do it Thursday.
Right?
On the live show?
Oh, no, the live shows are now just letters.
Letters and calls, calls and letters.
Okay, let's fucking look at some shit that we haven't okayed yet.
This one's, I haven't seen these yet.
I know I like to screen them first, but for some reason my gut is telling me to check out these unscreened ones.
Mailbag raw.
What?
Mailbag raw.
Mailbag raw.
There's not that many I haven't seen.
I haven't seen 10.
From Brody, workers removing dead trees from around a building that provides water to the area as children and their teachers chant.
And it's patriot tree removal.
It's a dead tree.
If it falls on the building, you have no water.
What are we supposed to do?
Where are you taking that woman?
That's a corpse.
I'm a funeral director.
Stop moving, mommy.
You stole Dar Man from Pat Dixon.
Hi, Gavin Rye Guy.
You have to see the first minutes of Pat Dixon's TBD show on Compound.
A caller claims that you stole Dharman videos from them.
And as per usual, it is Ryan's fault.
Pat also tries to do a Gavin impression, even though I like Pat.
It was not a really good impression.
He's the most imitable person on earth.
I can't imagine him doing an impression of anyone.
Did we steal Dar Man from him?
No.
Can you steal Dharman?
I don't think we did.
No, to be really honest here, you found him, did you not?
I think I got him from Reddit Cringe.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
So that's a no on that.
I mean, I see where you would draw that loclusion.
Yeah.
By the way, lots of people love Dar Man.
If you look up Dar Man on Reddit Cringe, you're going to see a fuckload of them.
So far, I don't see a Dar Man thing.
What's that show now?
It's just him and Garrett going over the news.
Going over the news.
Something not right.
Gavin Rye, I'm probably not the only one who noticed, but you and Ryan had something on your faces.
What?
P.S., make sure you get a Boppy for the fag zone before that baby comes.
I have two boys, two and six, and for me, they're invaluable.
Oh, yeah.
We already talked about boppies.
Boppies.
Next time you do a green screen, can you please have Ryan do sign language on his camp so I can understand what you were saying?
I'm deaf and can't hear you, so this would help me out.
Thanks.
You're absolutely correct about natives having powdered earwax.
I also have powder earwax.
He's a deaf Indian.
Huh.
Free speech segments.
New subscriber, and I'm loving the content on the site.
Please, please, please never remove free speech.
This is the first and only platform I have seen where differing ideologies are constructively and positively argued.
This is what is missing in the mainstream.
I totally agree with you, sir.
It's an integral part of American culture to have both sides arguing a point.
They won't come on my show.
The shows you saw with Candace Owens, Cornell West, cost me $50,000 in total.
That was my budget.
And I hoped it would last years.
I was hoping, like, you know, plane, hotel.
Wouldn't this be plane?
Hotel?
You went like this for plane.
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane.
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane.
The rain in Spain, oh, it falls not on flat land, but on actual aviation on the plane.
Machines.
Aircraft?
Well, you have to specify.
So yeah, I'm not prepared to spend that kind of money again.
I'm not paying $10,000 to get a liberal in here.
Sorry.
But if anyone can get me a liberal, I'd love to get them on the show.
I've played some of these for others, and they are surprised how both sides really want the same thing.
Yes.
Just like my buddy arguing about cops, we have very, very different opinions.
I say 5% are evil shitheads, but even they don't want to jeopardize their pension.
He says it's more like 50%.
Okay, that's quite a gap.
But differences of opinion come down to percentages.
And I'm sure we could go through cases.
We could lock ourselves in a room and go through like a thousand cases, and I could show him the 5% and why his number is too high.
He might get mine up.
Maybe I go up to 8, and he comes down.
50% is ridiculous.
It's retarded.
I get him down to like 20.
Okay, now we're 12% off.
Does that really justify an American divorce?
Hey, Gavin, is it ever right for a man to enjoy food this much?
No.
I don't even know what the video is.
Why does this look scary?
That guy does not get laid.
If you get laid a normal amount, then when you eat, you go, this is good, but it's no blowjob.
Eh.
Gross.
You guys made the CBC yet again.
Hey there, Gaping McAnis and Ryan Catchit Retardo.
Another school marm penned an article about the Proud Boys.
I found the analytics they used interesting, as it's definitely part of a CSIS data mining project aligned with Facebook.
Like you guys more than a friend.
So the article says Canadian right-wing extremism increased online during the pandemic.
Let me guess.
What really increased was you monitoring speech and deciding what is offensive, and therefore there's more of them.
Report warns extreme right-wing activity could rise as lockdown restrictions are lowered.
Let me see if she mentions the G-Dog.
Zero mention of me.
Interesting.
What they say about proud boys.
I've never seen that word.
Febrile?
What word?
Febrile.
Me neither.
A febrile environment?
I like it.
Fedrile.
Febrile.
In February, a month after the attack on the U.S. Capitol, blah, blah, blah, announced they were being added to the extremist list.
We identified two Telegram channels hosting supporters and members of the Canadian Proud Boys, which at the time of writing were still active despite the group's designation as a terrorist group.
Wow, that's some great evidence that it's on the rise.
They didn't stop after they were told they're terrorists.
They didn't stop communicating.
It's almost like they're not terrorists or something like that.
That's not proof, you silly school marm, sexless old sow.
Look at her.
Well, that's not her.
Let's see where she.
There she is.
Isn't that the quintessential boomerangry woman liberal?
She's a senior reporter.
All right, sorry.
I should wrap this up soon.
Gavin, I just got back from vacation in Lake Tahoe for the first time where I was there, visited.
While I was there, I visited Squaw Valley Ski Resort.
I quickly bought two last season shirts while I was there because they are renaming the resort because the word squaw is now considered offensive.
It kind of is.
I call my wife the squaw, but it's tongue-in-cheek and rude.
Since you would be in the know, do American Indians consider this offensive?
I rather doubt it.
My experience has been American Indians don't find anything offensive.
They're a very comedy-based people, and I'm talking about all tribes.
In the past 10 years, they have been encouraged to be uptight about shit, and they have become relatively woke.
In 2004, something like 4% of American Indians interviewed had a problem with the name Redskins.
Now it's up to like 70.
But that's just because they see everyone else making money and they go, okay, yeah, I'm offended.
But it is a derogatory term.
Lastly, I was wondering if you have any idea why a shit ton of interviewers, podcast folks, all wear headphones when they're sitting just feet from one another.
It seems ridiculous after watching you and Anthony and the guys on Compound for years.
I agree.
And I did a podcast once called, Can I Ask You a Question?
Where I would ask celebrities the same 10 questions, like what was the worst fight with your brother?
Stuff like that.
I did that at Red Bull Studios with headphones on.
Does that come up anywhere?
See?
Can I ask you a question, Gavin McInnes?
Put, can I ask you a question in quotes and try to do it in under 10 minutes.
And I'd be having these headphones.
I'm talking to Fred Armison, and I can hear like the spit in his mouth.
Justin Thoreau was on it, and we were both talking about how I can hear like your teeth.
I don't need to hear that much.
It makes you less likely to yell, too, which is a great part of any show.
And there's a sound cloud.
You can get it.
You can get it.
None of those people are my friend anymore.
Zoom in on that.
So Jeff Jensen's still my friend.
Justin Thoreau dumped me.
LaShia Elaine was just a random black chick.
Matt Sweeney's not interested.
Tony dumped me for dog stuff.
Fred dumped me.
Megan, I think she might privately still speak to me.
Cooper Boone's done with me.
That weird tranny's done.
Scott Campbell, dumped me.
David Cross, no.
Oh, the black guy's still cool.
Sherrod, we're still buddies.
Harmar, you know, Harmar got canceled recently.
He got me too'd.
They tend to come back to daddy when they've been me too.
Tom Shalot, Tom Shalou never left my side.
And I assume Sid has given up.
Looks like a handsome Will.
Who's the other ex-friend?
Schultz.
I think a hotter Bill Schultz.
He's in the band for Jimmy Fallon or Seth McFarlane.
Oh, no shit.
Hey God, I know I'm guilty of this, but maybe the reason people and a lot of women send you these massive letters is because they feel very connected and encouraged by you when it comes to mailbag and its ideas.
I know you read through them before you start the show, but maybe shouldn't be so overtly encouraging, even if it comes from a good place.
I'm saying it seems like you've been weirded out by them for a while.
So maybe tone down how accepting you are because you're going to get a lot of people who will feel attached.
Okay.
I'll try to be meaner.
The best episode of the Gavin McInnes show was the one you did blindfolded.
It was a really early one.
I don't remember the episode number.
At the end of the episode, you took off the blindfold and then you were mad because you realized that you should not have had crazy or you realized that you should have had crazy elaborate eye makeup underneath the whole time and the reveal would have been hilarious because no one would have been expecting it.
I think that was long ago and not many would remember it.
And if you have a fresh opportunity to do it now at the new show, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
All right.
A cure for Grover arms.
Low T. I've had my T checked and it's not low at all.
In fact, the doctor didn't want to give me any.
Remember I told you I took that ball stuff for a while?
I've been in the fitness world for the 20 years.
I'm a personal trainer.
I'm starting to get my certified, blah, blah, blah.
So I'm not millennial explaining.
I do have a trainer, you realize.
I was with him today.
Lift heavy weights.
The goal is to activate.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That has occurred to me, dude.
Today was brutal.
We had to take...
Tell me if this sounds brutal to you, Ryan.
15, two 15s, right?
15 like this.
And then 15 like this.
And then you move down to 12s, same thing, 15, 15.
And then 10s, 15, 15.
Right.
Yeah, it's doing the, I forget what they call it, like a pyramid thing or whatever, where you slowly decrease it.
The same thing again, but holding the 15s like this and going like this.
Two of them, or that's one?
Two of them.
Okay, yeah.
And then this, 15, and then 12, and then 10.
And then these were the worst ones.
Leaving your arms outstretched with the 15s and then coming in.
That does suck.
I was screaming.
Yeah, those things are bad.
Any of those, the like extend when you're extended out like that, that sucks.
Or also doing the lateral raises.
Yeah, we did those on Tuesday.
I'll lean out.
But it sucks because someone walks in and they see you with 15-pound weights.
They look like women's weights.
Yeah, I know.
But you have to get to your exercise really quick.
And then you look cool.
Sometimes I use 12s.
Like 12.5s or whatever those are for this.
You ever do these?
Yeah.
It's like you're on a decline, but you're going to be able to do it.
That looks like it's for your triceps.
Long head triceps.
Yeah.
Just watched the show for Monday.
I was surprised to see you play the same two songs you played last week with the same commentary on them.
It was so blatant that I actually wondered if it was a circle back joke.
Then I remembered what you were saying about your brain thing.
Maybe it's time to see a doctor.
I'm starting to worry about my little guy.
I know you said you didn't want to cover election fraud anymore, but the Arizona hearing was last Thursday.
More fraud was exposed in Georgia, and now PA and Wisconsin want to do audits as well.
You know what we should have ready?
And I'll do this.
When I go on holiday, I'll still work hard.
And we should put together five rock-hard boner smasher examples of election fraud.
Hell yeah.
Because every time you talk to a liberal, they go, tell me one thing.
Give me one example.
And you sound like those people that hate Trump because you go, where to begin?
Arizona, the bag that was pulled out late at night, stopping people from monitoring them.
The whole concept of mail-in ballots in the first place.
The Dems bitching about the machines themselves.
Go to 270.
Did you mention the Pennsylvania, like they were ordered to stop counting and they just...
Oh, yeah, because of a water leak?
Yeah.
No, that was one of them.
But then there was one where the court, the local court ordered them to stop counting votes, and they didn't.
They just didn't stop.
In Pennsylvania.
Okay, go back to the notes and do 2-7.
All right.
1.5 million views.
This is the Dems worried that Trump was going to win in 2020, saying everything Mike Lindell says.
I continue to think that our voting machines are too vulnerable.
But researchers have repeatedly demonstrated that ballot recording machines and other voting systems are susceptible to tempering.
Even hackers with limited prior knowledge, tools, and resources are able to breach voting machines in a matter of minutes.
In 2018, electronic voting machines in Georgia and Texas deleted votes for certain candidates or switched votes from one candidate to another.
The biggest seller of voting machines is doing something that violates cybersecurity 101, directing that you install remote access software which would make a machine like that, you know, a magnet for fraudsters and hackers.
These voting machines can be hacked quite easily.
Easily hack into them.
It makes it seem like all these states are doing different things, but in fact, three companies are controlling them.
It is the individual voting machines that pose some of the greatest risks.
There are a lot of states that are dealing with antiquated machines, right?
Which are vulnerable to being hacked.
Workers were able to easily hack into an electronic voting machine.
It was possible to switch votes.
43% of American voters use voting machines that researchers have found have serious security flaws, including back doors.
We know how vulnerable now our systems were.
We know, I know the hackathon that took place last year where virtually every machine was broken into fairly quickly.
I actually held a demonstration for my colleagues here at the Capitol where we brought in folks who, before our eyes, hacked election machines.
Those that are not, those that are being used in many states.
Aging systems also frequently rely on unsupported software like Windows XP and the region.
Wait, no, I want to see it though.
And are thus more vulnerable to the latest methods of cyber attack.
In a close president or election, they just need to hack one swing state.
Or maybe one or two.
Or maybe just a few counties in one swing state.
I'm very concerned that you could have a hack that finally went through.
Well, technology usually gets worse over time, so that's probably like less of a problem now.
Yeah, it evolved.
That's what they always do with COVID.
Science is always changing.
This is what they'll say about that.
They'll go, we sounded the alarm in 2018 and we're able to fix the problem by 2020.
So we could actually be the ones who are Republicans.
Okay, last one.
It's just called Perfect.
And this gentleman says this is a perfect video for how you explain blacks as liberal pets.
Babylon B. I hope the guy gets the joke.
I'm downloading a film.
We've learned from the mailbag, by the way, that Birds Aren't Real is a joke.
Oh, yeah.
And the viewer who sent it to me goes, didn't you notice the merch was kind of too good?
Like the graphic design was too good?
That's usually an indication.
We're here on the scene in this Republican county where African Americans are being oppressed by horrific new voter laws, forcing them to acquire a legal ID to vote.
Excuse me, sir.
You're unable to acquire an ID, are you not?
Actually, I just renewed my ID.
It's pretty easy, actually.
There you have it.
This poor black man has been disenfranchised by racist voter ID laws because he's too ignorant.
I'm sorry.
Ignorant means stupid.
Too ignorant to acquire a voter ID.
Absolutely tragic.
The new laws forbid giving out food, water, and free cash to voters.
Yes, I think less criminal blacks show up when they have to show ID, when they're part of a fake voting scam that the Dems have done.
And it's probably even bigger with Hispanics.
So Dems don't like voter ID because those are the buses of miscreants that they ship in to vote illegally.
So when they bitch about voter ID, what they're really doing is conceding that they break the law.
And they can't break the law as easily when there's Any kind of monitoring going on.
You know who else hates constant identification checks?
Cocaine dealers.
Act people figure out how to drink water in line to vote.
That's illegal.
Thanks to Republicans.
Where did you get that anyway?
I brought it.
You didn't bring that.
You're too underprivileged.
That means poor.
I'm sorry the evil conservatives are trying to figuratively smack the water out of your hands.
Fun little video.
Let's.
Oh, yeah.
A lot of people are telling us to check out Shot Caller if we liked Felon and also Brawl in Cell Block 99.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just heard about that too.
At the Director Rules or something.
Okay, let's get to the final video.
Okay, let's look at this one.
Let's do number 48.
I cannot...
I had to watch this a few times to make sure I wasn't watching GTA or even any kind of CGI.
This is real, and it makes my balls crawl into my stomach.
Thank you once again, Mob and Shiz, for delivering the goods.
So I guess this guy senses that the cops are chasing him.
Although he has a GoPro on his head, so he's probably not a real thief.
But check out the insanity in this video.
And I'm sorry that you already...
Look at the arms.
Isn't that CGI?
They're running.
This must be like...
This looks like Williamsburg.
Under the BQE.
Not the BQE, sorry, the...
What lines are those?
Jay-Z lines?
Ah!
Now he's up on the subway platform.
No, thank you.
They get really pissed off if they catch you there.
I tried to piss there the other day.
Got yelled at.
But he's not in the thing.
Yeah, he timed it perfectly.
Don't get on the roof, please.
Yeah, no.
I don't think he would do that.
Thank God.
Oh, he actually doesn't?
No, I don't think so.
I thought he did.
Yeah, I couldn't remember.
I saw it too long ago.
Damn.
Well, the conscious kid is out to get our kids.
They're out to brainwash our kids, screaming at people who are cutting down dead trees, making sure babies aren't racist.
Your job as an adult is to fight for what's right, and it's also to protect the weak.
So let's focus some of our attention in these culture wars on the children, the voiceless who can't speak for themselves.
We need to be aware of what they're saying to our kids and make sure we keep them clean and innocent and unsullied by this bizarre communist, racially obsessed propaganda.
It's shit.
It's garbage.
And it's ruining childhoods.
They already fucked our kids out of a year with this stupid pandemic.
Let's not let them fuck our kids out of it.
Well, first of all, let's not let them fuck our kids.
But let's definitely not let them fuck our kids out of an entire childhood.
Because that's where we're headed.
Stand up for the kids.
Stand up for the voiceless.
Stand up for Diute.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
And burning centuries ablaze.
Bloods me centuries.
These bloody centuries.
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