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July 9, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GET OFF MY LAWN LIVE #107 - AVENAUGHTY

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	Wait, I just picked off the phone.
	You need to go!
	You gotta come up in your mouth and the break and stop throw that was, of course.
	Icons of filth.
	It was kind of a cool time in music.
	I guess that was my favorite time as far as being a young man.
	Early 80s.
	Punk was the late 70s.
	It goes over to America.
	America goes, what's this?
	Oh, it's punk.
	You got to do your hair up and then you wear tartan pants.
	No, I'm not doing that.
	Okay, you're supposed to.
	No, I'm going to shave my head bald, wear sneakers, and speed it up really fast.
	Call it hardcore.
	And then Britain started going, that sounds good.
	I think they were also listening to Motorhead and possibly Lemmy introduced them to speed.
	So that could have been a natural evolution.
	So then you had bands like Discharge and Icons of Filth and the Varoukers playing really fast music.
	I think they call it D-beat because it's like also called Drumbeat or UK-82, they called it.
	The only question is, is this Americans re-importing punk?
	The name comes from America, then it goes to Britain.
	Britain brings punk over, they make it hardcore, then hardcore goes back to Britain, then they make this shit.
	Well, this is the Varoukers.
	Another religion, another war, is trying to spot you by the anarchist Pogo Party.
	Isn't it funny that I'm up against all these fucking anarchists and I come from that?
	I think that's why I'm in so much trouble because I'm using Antifa rhetoric, talking about let's fight, fuck them up.
	They say punch a Nazi and I say punch an Antifa.
	And then they go, you're promoting violence.
	No, I'm just saying violence is around.
	Let's not get tread on.
	No, you're supposed to be Martin Luther King.
	No, I'm not doing that.
	Like the New York Times suggests.
	I just sit there and take a fucking beating.
	I'm promoting your violence.
	I'm giving your violence a boost.
	Yeah, I agree.
	Do you want me to list all of the times you've called for violence against Trump supporters?
	Would you like to get in that?
	Get into that?
	Anyway, who are we talking to?
	So this is the live show.
	The first half hour is free.
	It's put on a bunch of podcasts.
	I wonder how many people listen to those.
	The free podcast.
	Is there a metric?
	Because if it's 200, we're stopping.
	I think it's a good amount.
	Okay.
	I think it's a good amount, and it keeps people happy.
	You don't seem to know what you're talking about.
	Yeah, no, you'll notice because if I forget, if I do like two days without uploading the live show, people will say, what the fuck?
	And then, you know, I'm kind of like, good.
	Who's saying that?
	I get some emails.
	You mean on our site?
	Maybe not to the site, but to me.
	No, no, no, no.
	Brian, when you say, I don't upload the live show in time, to Lipson.
	To Lipson.
	Yeah, yeah, the podcast.
	To the podcast, to the freeland.
	I usually wait a day or two.
	So those aren't our subscribers.
	You're right.
	Those are freeloaders.
	But you know what I like?
	I wait a day.
	I'm not a good concept.
	Don't worry.
	You could have half my IQ and still be quite intelligent.
	And I play it backwards, and then they're like, what?
	That's what I do.
	What?
	I was just trying to think of something you wouldn't guess.
	What's with your lighting there?
	I just worked up a little.
	And you got, what, Pee-Wee Herman's on the printer, but his head's chopped off?
	Yeah, see, this is where you should be, actually.
	Your fiancé is so...
	Is she a fiancé?
	Have you guys done the ring thing yet?
	She's wearing the ring.
	But, you know, like, I'm going to do a nice romantic proposal.
	I'm going to redo the proposal later.
	But we are engaged.
	But I wanted to do this whole thing.
	And she's going to listen to this, so I can't tell you the idea, but it's great.
	Why wouldn't you just do the fucking idea?
	It's hard.
	In COVID times, very difficult.
	Oh my God, you're so ass backwards about 100% of everything you do.
	Including Pee Wee Herman being decapitated.
	This episode is brought to you by Tactical Walls, American Made, Vet Owned.
	Big supporters of free speech.
	If they're an advertiser on censor.tv, then ipso facto, they are advocates for free speech.
	They get nagged by radical leftists, like my buddies we were just hearing from, my old anarcho-punks.
	And they say, go fuck yourself.
	I'll advertise with who I want to advertise with.
	That's becoming more and more rare.
	People with the courage to tell the mob to fuck off.
	I used to be amazed at how easily these corporations acquiesce and go, oh, you think he's racist?
	Okay, he's fired.
	Without even looking into it.
	Oh, you think he went to a Proud Boys rally?
	Okay, he's not working here as a mechanic anymore.
	Because he might be a racist and he might turn the wrench in a racist way.
	He turns it to the far right.
	And I'm also surprised at how few people just go, no, fuck you.
	Like in my neighborhood, when they said we're all putting up signs around his house and on his lawn and say, hey, there's no home here.
	Let's terrorize his family.
	His wife and children should suffer.
	And this one woman on the street just goes, what?
	Fuck you.
	No fan of mine, per se.
	But she just said, I'm not doing that.
	And Tactical Walls is similar.
	Look at that.
	Display your guns with pride.
	Have them ready to go.
	We just here in the studio, it's late at night, we're in the South Bronx.
	The windows are not totally opaque, so the blinds are drawn.
	But if you're really tenacious, you could look through some cracks and spot some stuff.
	And I think it's getting known not that Gavin McInnes is here in the South Bronx, but that we're here and we have equipment.
	And now shit's going on.
	Like we had that woman trying the doors the other day.
	Got her on the cameras.
	And then we had, and then we just, like, at 8.55 tonight, someone just went bump bump on the glass.
	Now, Ryan is like, it's just some dumb assholes.
	Like, bump, bump.
	No, it's like a doot doot.
	Hey, I'm here.
	It's not, you know, it's not not calculated, but it's not that calculated.
	Anyway.
	It's like an I see you, bitch.
	Yeah, yeah.
	It's like, we're here.
	We know you're here.
	We're both here.
	And when I say your, I don't mean, you know, Gavin, Prowboys, all that.
	They just sort of mean your company.
	You're in our hood.
	We'll see how it goes.
	You know?
	We'll see if we have to kill anyone.
	And it's funny because I was saying, you know, for our weapons, our various weapons, we should have a tactical wall.
	And I called the guy and I said, hey, I'm happy to pay for it, but we should get a tactical wall here because, you know, if our front window smashes and people start jumping in, Ashley Babbitt style, we have to fight.
	And he goes, okay, I could come down like in a week or so.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Stay at my house.
	Fly down.
	So Tactical Walls will be building a tactical wall here in the studio.
	But we want you to go there and get tactical walls.
	You have to see the incredible variety of tactical walls.
	Promo code Gavin15 gets you 20% off.
	You can make it for your tools.
	You can have a tactical wall for your tools, for your guns, sports stuff.
	They also sell all kinds of cool places to hide your guns under shelves in a tissue box.
	They call it an issue box.
	It's an incredible company, and it just improves the look of your house.
	Why have a gun if it's sitting loose and shitty in a drawer?
	You know?
	If you live in a place where you're not worried about the kids getting near them or your guns are perfectly legal and you want to show them off, then do so.
	They're beautiful machines.
	And if you want to play...
	Oh, look at that behind the window.
	First to go in is going to be the 1911.
	Next, it's going to be the FNP9, two backup man.
	Oh, there's no, it's just all magnetic.
	You just pull that shit right off.
	There's no hooking these in.
	I want, I want, I want.
	Does the party think that if you move to like a super gun-friendly place that it'll take out the fun of like owning a gun?
	Well, we got a letter from a guy at a super gun-friendly place, and he said, don't move here.
	We don't want you.
	And I'm like, what do you mean?
	A Jap Rican, Canadian Brit with an Indian wife?
	We're Yankees?
	And he goes, we hate you.
	I mean, I like your show and stuff, but we don't want anyone from the North moving here under any circumstances.
	I don't care if they're MAGA and they've got a big cowboy hat on.
	You're a Yankee.
	We're Southerners.
	We've been patriotic since the 1900s.
	Or wait a minute.
	I guess more like, he said the 1900s, but doesn't he mean like the 1700s?
	I don't know.
	And he said, all you do is shit on us.
	It's irrevocable.
	It's Palestine and Israel.
	Fuck you.
	Like, you wouldn't go eat boiled peanuts if you were down there.
	You don't even know what those are.
	They boil peanuts?
	They're delicious.
	Gross.
	You just get a styrofoam cup of boiled peanuts and sweet tea.
	No, thank you.
	Yeah, they wouldn't like you.
	At least I fake it.
	I'm like, yum.
	I would put it up to my lips and do you drink it?
	No.
	Do you have a spoon in your hand?
	No, it's an obrine, but you just put it in your mouth and then you crunch it and then just eat it almost like a pistachio.
	With a spoon?
	No.
	So that's what I said.
	You drink it.
	You take one with a hand, with a finger, and thumb.
	Like that.
	But you don't drink it.
	I guess real men drink it.
	Real men put it in their foreskin for two weeks, like Korean kimchi, and then they take it out, and then they feed it to their loved ones.
	It's p-males.
	Females.
	All the chicks they're banging.
	Yeah.
	You wouldn't believe the rain going on in New York City today.
	God is really pissed off at this town.
	And what he's doing is he turns the heater up to 95, which I've been checking the weather in Florida.
	New York City is consistently hotter than New Smyrna Beach, for example, near Orlando.
	And then he blasts you and blasts you until you're dying and you're wearing just a thong and those Japanese little clogs.
	And then torrential rain.
	And as I'm standing there in the rain today at the subway, I'm like, God, this is all de Blasio's shit.
	He did this mess.
	I don't like him.
	Why are you punishing me?
	And he just went, like the southerner, he just went, no, fuck all of you.
	Fuck New York City.
	But I'm on your side.
	I don't give a shit, Gavin.
	Fuck you.
	Look at some of this footage.
	This was an article about it in the New York Post.
	New York City highways become rivers as storms hit ahead of Tropical Storm Elsa, which I thought was only going to hit Florida.
	I guess it's destroying the whole East Coast.
	A little bit.
	God's not mad at Florida, I know that.
	It's on that side.
	That's nothing.
	Keep going down.
	That is nothing.
	Where do you see the New York City subways?
	Monsoon.
	Holy shit.
	That's kind of something.
	Your car's toast after that, right?
	Wow.
	MY PD is getting.
	Like almost every day, that's what that doesn't look like.
	What?
	Did you just say?
	You just break it down.
	You got to speak.
	Almost every day, that's what that doesn't look like.
	What language are you speaking?
	Speaking of Biden.
	Okay, don't interject until you learn English.
	Almost every day, that's not what that looks like.
	We've got some new shirts coming, by the way, from him.
	The new shirts we have from Biden are: All men are created equal, endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, including life, liberty, etc.
	We got that one.
	Also, this is a great one.
	You know, there's a during World War II, you know, where Roosevelt came up with a thing that, you know, was totally different.
	That's real.
	I've triple-checked all these, by the way.
	I'd hate to put out a shirt that wasn't clear.
	Putin is in square brackets here.
	Putin has made clear that the answer is, I believe is in the past essentially acknowledged that he was there were certain things that he would do or did do.
	Check out 2-3.
	I mean, this is getting crazier by the day.
	Surely, I don't watch like John Oliver and stuff, but are they making fun of him yet?
	Good point.
	That should be the name of the My Pet Biden segment.
	We should rename it to, are they making fun of him yet?
	Work for the release of detained Americans, including Mark Ferricks.
	I want to pronounce the name correctly.
	I misspoke.
	And starting this month, we're going to begin to begin relocation flights for Afghanistan SIV applicants.
	Half have gotten on aircraft and come, commercial flights and come.
	The other half believe they want to stay.
	We went for two reasons.
	One, two.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Go back.
	We got to time this.
	No, no.
	One, two.
	One, one thousand, two, one thousand three, one thousand four, one thousand five, one thousand six.
	Six seconds is not his record.
	No.
	What's his record?
	I think it was 11.
	Yeah, I think it was 11.
	That's why 11's a funny number, too.
	Oh, yeah.
	11.
	1, 2.
	Bring Osama bin Laden to the gates of hell.
	As I said at the time.
	Look, he's so happy with himself.
	It's like, don't say the hell that are the gates of hell.
	The gates of hell.
	Bring Osama bin Laden to the gates of hell.
	To the terrorist, which is the Osama bin Laden, to the gates of hell.
	He was so weird he would say that.
	And then he goes, we're going to bring Osama bin Laden to the gates of hell.
	And he went, I fucking said it.
	That's the craziest part of this whole press conference is he thinks that went great.
	See if you can find the Kyle Donegan intro there with Joe Biden where we find out if they're ever going to make fun of Joe Biden.
	I mean, if this was Trump, can you imagine SNL these days?
	They would just have these long pauses.
	People would get up and go to the bathroom.
	I mean, he'd be known as Donald J. Paws.
	But I bet you they don't do shit.
	They were a little less partisan in Clinton days, if I recall.
	They'd give Clinton a few kicks to the butt.
	Nothing too damaging, nothing to the groin.
	But Biden, they just can't afford to do it.
	Episode two.
	Oh, wait, let's go back to episode one.
	We're already at episode two?
	Joe Biden.
	Because it's impossible.
	Because of the beginning, Ryan, obviously.
	Is it a cold open?
	Okay.
	Brand new time.
	So it started zero seconds.
	It's a cold open with Bill Maher.
	Yes, I want the cold open with Bill Maher.
	Okay, and finally, new rule.
	Comedians can't make fun of Joe Biden.
	Because it's impossible.
	Because he's been great.
	I know a bunch of fat people are disappointed.
	Because trying to make fun of Joe Biden is like praying to God.
	A complete waste of time.
	Okay, that's our show.
	I want to thank my guests, Benjamin Betanyangu, and Pete Davis.
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	Like I never tried the isolates and waxes.
	Every time I try something, it's a smashing success.
	I can't have coffee these days without the tincture.
	You can have two espresso, zero edge.
	It's sort of like Adderall without the Adderall.
	You get the coffee.
	You're not running to the bathroom every 10 minutes.
	You're just focused.
	And then you're too stressed out.
	If you're a drinker and you're slowing down on the booze and you're about to go to bed, if you have the gummies, you sleep like a baby.
	And I have insomnia if I'm on the wagon.
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	They even have a hat.
	I guess that you put this hat on and then it takes away, what, like a headache?
	That's not funny, Ryan.
	That makes everything I just said a lie.
	Well, I'm the dumb one.
	You're supposed to be saying the smart stuff.
	I'm on brand.
	Yeah, you're on brand.
	You're also ruining our Johnny Apple ad.
	I love Johnny Apple.
	And I love the taste of the oils, too.
	I don't, you know, the flavor one, they're great.
	But you just get that original tincture, put it under your tongue.
	It's delicious.
	It's a thing I look forward to.
	Oh, I didn't know you do that.
	You take the tincture raw.
	Oh, yeah.
	And I've had the strawberry one, which is pretty good, but just a regular.
	And you do that when?
	Like, what's the...
	I used to do it when we had the other coffee that we used to be sponsored by because it would really get jittery.
	And now you just do it to relax or whatever like that.
	And you feel good.
	You feel like a little, like a calm coming on.
	But I've been doing that for a while.
	All right, put on the Biden.
	I didn't know there was a second episode.
	This is exciting.
	I'm going to turn on the AC while you do that.
	Exciting.
	Seven hours old.
	Wait, that's episode one.
	Boy, Hunty, um dad.
	I need money for a new bunch of French teeth.
	America's in crisis.
	If anyone can make fun of Joe Biden, I will put his famous inside my mouth.
	You can't possibly be serious.
	Oh, this is a recap.
	Is there a problem with the hat stand?
	Did you spend all our data?
	Who is that girl?
	She's what my people would call a turboienta.
	Did you fuck her, you piece of shit?
	Well, I was born and raised.
	Excuse me?
	Did you fuck her, you piece of shit?
	What is happening here?
	Oh, look out.
	Honey doesn't like it when another fella rubs rhubarb with his best gal.
	Benaford, be honest.
	I promise I won't get mad.
	Did you eat her beaver?
	Good lord, what are we talking about here?
	I've never met this woman.
	Do you swear on your frisbee hat that you didn't eat your pussy till she came really hard?
	If you reflect my comica, I assure you it is not a frisbee.
	Secondly, I am a happily married man, and I was under the impression that you were as well.
	For real?
	I don't even know.
	But I do know I'm gonna kick your ass.
	Okay, okay, settle down now.
	You're gonna play grab ass later, Beniford.
	Right now, we need to break into teams.
	Hunty, get in touch with your China guy and get a refund for $40 billion.
	I'll stay here and watch Benaford make sure he doesn't fuck your girlfriend.
	Fuck you, Beniford.
	Benaford?
	What just happened here?
	Congresswoman, I would never lie to you, fools.
	I mean, humans.
	I mean, fellow earthlings.
	Are you flirting with me, Mr. Zuckerberg?
	I can see why you like her better.
	Wait, he's making Mark Zuckerberg British?
	The tropical sun gently browning her firm, toned rump.
	Her nipples hardening in the breeze.
	Ben's rising.
	Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
	All right, that's enough.
	Has he reacted to those yet?
	Shapiro?
	I don't know.
	I don't watch Ben Shapiro.
	Wait, we got out of the New York thing.
	You got me on a Biden tangent.
	And we have to get back on track here, dude.
	True.
	I want you to see the real monsoon that's going on in New York.
	I know that everyone watching this show loves New York City, especially the Southerners.
	And they are dying to know what the weather is like in Manhattan.
	Oh my God.
	Can you imagine how much someone in fucking Knoxville, Tennessee is jonesing to hear about the state of the ACE in the New York Underground?
	No, but it is amazing.
	I've never seen this one.
	This is a weather segment.
	Yeah, weather segment.
	Remember I said Americans don't care about soakers?
	So the trains are still running.
	They're just running over.
	My cup runneth over.
	Oh, that's just water shooting out of the fountain, the sewers.
	Sewers overflowing.
	Blasting water straight up.
	It's a street.
	Those newspapers are totes.
	I wouldn't want one now.
	And then go to the next one, 1-4.
	It's even better.
	Oh, wait, you weren't done.
	We already saw that scene.
	Next.
	That's the thing that is not that that always looks like that.
	Yes.
	Look at this.
	This does not work for this young man.
	There's no way that's working.
	It's already toast.
	That was one step.
	One step.
	Dude, genius, take everything out of your pockets, put it in your backpack, and carry your backpack up high.
	Do you think you're going to get Asians in their shoes?
	Remember that picture of, I think it was a flood in Texas, and it was this white guy carrying this Asian woman and her baby?
	Oh, yeah.
	And it was like, this is what America's all about.
	And then we see another shot farther away.
	And there's her Asian husband behind her holding his shoes.
	He's got some fancy fucking Air Jordans that he didn't want to get wet.
	So he's having the plebs carry his wife and child as he's like, at least my shoes are going to smash to subscribe.
	These are total fire.
	You don't have to find it, though.
	Go back to that.
	I want to finish this weather segment before we peace out.
	So we got that.
	What's this?
	Yeah, that's what I was getting at.
	I don't really understand that.
	I guess that's, yeah, that's coming from the streets.
	Bryant Park.
	That's Midtown.
	Wow.
	Well, they caught a middle.
	There's fucking Aquaman getting mad.
	Look at that.
	That's Aquaman trying to get on his frisbee hat.
	You know, Aquaman's Jewish?
	Hey, man, you gotta get that Jewish frisbee hat, man.
	Keep going.
	Wait, that was it?
	That's it?
	That's it for those slides.
	Now we got this one coming in.
	Oh, that was a good one, too.
	Look at that.
	Americans just soaker fearless.
	Are there other stairs?
	There's usually several sets of stairs.
	They're all flooded up there.
	What is that?
	Harlem?
	This is a freaking swimming pool.
	Oh, my goodness.
	Look at this!
	Look at that!
	What?
	What?
	Oh my god.
	Oh my god.
	If that went into a cut or a sore, do you think it would get infected?
	I just touched it with my hand to see if it was cold in the lick of my hand.
	Oh my goodness.
	That's it?
	No, there's another one.
	A couple more?
	That's MTA or the subway there?
	That looks like Metro North.
	So, you know how third rail is electric?
	What happens with that?
	I think it's a myth.
	Oh.
	I've seen people touch the third rail.
	I've seen people get roasted on that, though.
	Have you though?
	Yeah.
	Their body just immediately goes limp and the or stiff.
	Harlem River Drive.
	That one's pretty cool.
	It is monsoon season soon.
	All right.
	Speaking of Trump, I'm joining his suit.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Great.
	It's a class action suit with anyone of notice.
	Actually, I don't know what the parameters are.
	I think it's anyone who feels they were unjustly banned from the American conversation.
	Exhibit A. So it started really with Twitter.
	They banned me August 10th, 2018.
	See, I contacted Fleckas and I'm like, I can't comment on this story below.
	I'm not on Instagram.
	I saw this through some friend's secret account.
	Yeah, this is like, if you're deaf, no, if you're mute, please shout out to me.
	If you're banned, you're dead.
	Thanks for the analogy, Ryan.
	That was great.
	Thanks.
	So go to 15.
	So I'm banned on Twitter in August for no reason.
	In fact, I did a video of my last 15 tweets, and they weren't remotely political.
	So the argument was, well, he's the founder of a hate group.
	Well, that's your opinion.
	That's subjective.
	And secondly, don't you have to prove that I was like raising money for them to buy guns or something?
	That's the argument.
	We can't let this guy finance the race war.
	And then two months later, in October, the end of October 2018, I was banned from Facebook.
	And at the exact same time, anything remotely Facebook, I mean, sorry, Proud Boys was banned.
	So if you said the word, if you talked about them.
	I love this.
	The neo-fascist group's members were involved in an assault on protesters.
	And you know, the other thing I'm going to mention in my complaint is once they kick you off, then people lie about you and you can't say, no, you got the timeline wrong.
	That other guy was there first.
	I was the one cleaning it up.
	I said no to Charlottesville.
	I said it was a bad idea.
	No, no, I wasn't at January 6th.
	I said, don't go.
	You can't correct the narrative.
	You can't tell the truth.
	You can't say your side of the story.
	You feel less than.
	Everything the left says about their oppressed peoples, they do to the right.
	You took away their voice.
	Yeah.
	And then YouTube was much later.
	It was two years later, June 23rd, 2020.
	And that we knew was coming.
	And you know why that took so long is because they kicked me off and they said, I violated copyright by, that's me with rubber handcuffs.
	I violated copyright by putting up Vans commercials.
	And I go, they complained?
	I don't think they did.
	So I contacted Vans and I go, you told me to put those up on my site, on my YouTube channel.
	And so I did.
	This is your bidding.
	And they go, we never told you to take them down.
	And then they contacted YouTube and said, why'd you say we told people to take it?
	We told you to take them down.
	We never complained about a copyright.
	And then I think they got scared.
	I was hanging out with Crowder and they know he's litigious.
	So I think they started pooping and they said, let's come up with a really good reason to ban him.
	And then there was no reason.
	Wait, what's this?
	We have your whole archive saved.
	You had the instinct after that fuckery in the beginning.
	You were like, let's grab everything.
	Oh, we got to put these up on censored.tv.
	That was me predicting a new subculture.
	Or, sorry, the joke is predicting, but we were discovering them.
	Wait, I had that ghetto buster that long ago?
	No, it's a different one.
	It looks...
	What were they called again?
	What?
	That subculture.
	That you left behind.
	Hipsters.
	Man, you're totally.
	Shut the fuck up, Ryan.
	God damn it.
	You keep adding garbage to the show.
	The subculture that you invented.
	Yes, this video is a parody of hipsters, and it's a new subculture.
	Oh, chappies.
	Chappies.
	Hipsters.
	You worked at Vice.
	Look, the women wear balloons on their tits and cowboy hats.
	The men wear three baseball hats and they ride penny farthings.
	What is going to be the sort of legacy that you've left behind?
	Man, you're Tony.
	They got their own cool vernacular.
	I'm Tony, apparently.
	Wait, you predicted that, too, because the Zoomers are calling millennials cougy.
	Okay.
	And that means just lame and shitty.
	Yeah, well, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize that a subculture is going to have its own vernacular.
	What's their music, though?
	Sounds like Gabby.
	Sorry, I can't help but ask.
	So this is the Chappie dance.
	All right, that's enough.
	Hard enjoy tart.
	So, yeah, that's my case, and I'm sticking to it.
	And again, even if it's fruitless, I think it's good to get this into the national conversation.
	So I'm excited.
	And unlike the judge who's sitting on the SPLC case, I see this moving forward.
	Trump would not announce something that's going to die on the vine.
	His thing is he puts all his ducks in a row.
	He makes sure that he triple checks that everything is going to work.
	Are you positive?
	He gets really reliable people.
	You know what you're doing?
	You know what you're doing?
	Okay.
	And then he presents it like, I think I'm going to sue the social media companies.
	Should we let's do that?
	Like when he goes, I think, what about a hydroxychloroquine?
	Should we try that?
	That seems like it might be good.
	Knowing already, talking to the top experts in the world, that that was going to be an effective cure.
	So he threw it out there.
	So then when it works, he looks like a fourth-dimension 4D chest genius.
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	I just said, what's the site?
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	I mean, there's not, I don't think you could watch everything in a Year.
	Oh, we also have Jacob Wall.
	Actually, Jacob Wall, at the beginning of his show, it has Michael Avenatti saying, I'm coming for you, Jacob Wall.
	And now Michael Avenatti is looking at 30 months in prison for trying to extort Nike.
	So we're going to talk to Jacob Wall right now, right?
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	And in the interim, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	What exactly did he do?
	We'll talk to Jacob about this, but I think he said, look, Nike, is it Nike or Nike?
	I think in Canada we say Nike.
	You say Nike.
	You say Nike?
	I say Nike.
	I can't hear you.
	I say Nike.
	All right.
	What is going on with you today?
	What do you mean?
	Well, right now I'm trying to get...
	The response was weird because I'm trying to get Wall on.
	Oh, good.
	Walling up all this stuff.
	Well, you got to get up this article.
	Maybe go full sc uh camera too and show it behind me.
	Let me see.
	Oh, he's calling.
	Okay, good.
	Should we hold him?
	No, let's talk to him now.
	Maybe you could pull up the articles as we talk.
	Sure.
	All right.
	Jacob, can you hear us?
	Loud and clear.
	What's going on, guy?
	Well, it's great to be here, Gavin.
	You know, I was choosing the opening song for today's show, and I was considering a great song by the band Generation X, Billy Idol's old band, called Revenge.
	Yeah.
	Well, that's what it is.
	I mean, I'll tell you that it was very surprising to me to wake up one morning and see that Michael Avenatti had blamed me for his domestic violence arrest.
	And that's exactly what he did.
	And I thought maybe he was joking, but he wasn't kidding.
	And he said that he was going to take me down and he was going to come for me and come for my family if it was the last thing he ever did.
	And so what do you do in that situation when you have an unhinged lunatic who has openly declared that he's going to come after you, somebody who at the time was armed with great resources?
	Well, he said, I'm coming for you, Jacob Wall.
	It's the intro to your show on censor.tv.
	Right.
	Exactly.
	That's what he said.
	Is there any truth to what he said?
	No, there's no truth to it.
	I mean, what happened was that he got in a big fight with his then 23-year-old or 24-year-old girlfriend, Morelli Manuti.
	She and the neighbors called the police, and allegedly what happened is she was dragged through the hallway and beaten by him.
	The police arrested him on the spot, and he brought in high-priced lawyers.
	It was kicked down to the L.A. City attorney, who never filed the case, because at the time he was still a darling of the Democrat Party.
	He was on cable news nonstop.
	Oh, well, we have a clip here when he was on the view.
	And what's her name?
	Anna Navarro.
	I always forget her name.
	She said that you remind me of the Holy Spirit, God's messenger to the rest of us.
	Play that?
	You're like the Holy Spirit.
	You are.
	Lately to me, you're like the Holy Spirit.
	You are all places at all times, right?
	I mean, I do.
	I see you all over cable news.
	I see you, you know, there is a seat available if you want to be a co-host at the view.
	There's people here you can pitch.
	Lately to me, you're...
	They worship the ground he walked on.
	They wanted him to run for president.
	They did.
	And the crazy part was, is that he was known within Orange County.
	I mean, before he was famous, he went to the same gym as I did.
	And he was in the area, and he was known as sort of a sleazy civil litigator.
	But as it turned out, and as I dug into his background and started going to his debtor's examination hearings, wherein his law partners, his former law partners, were trying to figure out where all the money went, it turns out that he got into the business of just stealing from his clients.
	And as a commercial attorney, a civil litigator, somebody handling class actions, he was entrusted within attorney-client trust accounts with tremendous amounts of money.
	And you can do basically anything as a lawyer, but the one thing you can't do is steal from the attorney-client trust account.
	And that's what he started doing to the tune of more than $100 million in Southern California.
	Well, I remember Tucker interrogating him on the show saying, why doesn't Stormy get any of this money?
	How's she doing?
	She's stripping at some dirtbag town, riding the poll, and then letting people touch her tits and signing autographs for God knows how little money, 300 bucks.
	And you're loaded.
	Why don't you pass some of the money over, you creepy porn lawyer?
	Well, yeah, and as it turns out, one of the indictments, so he was sentenced on one of the cases today.
	There's two other cases.
	This was the case concerning blackmailing and trying to extort Nike using his Twitter account, which, by the way, he's never been banned from Twitter even still, even though he used his Twitter account to extort $25 million from Nike or almost managed to do so before he was arrested in progress.
	Help us layman out.
	What was he threatening to do?
	He had pictures of Nike in the bath with an underage girl or at a...
	Well, he was going to hold a press conference claiming that Nike was paying high school and college athletes illegally and that he was going to crash their stock as a result of this press conference and drive it down to zero unless they paid him $20 million to conduct an internal investigation.
	In other words, that's the auspices under which they're paying him, but it's Just hush money.
	And he did this in a meeting in which he and Mark Garagos were attempting to drive out this money from Nike's lawyers at Boy Schiller Flexner in New York City.
	Wow.
	So they came at him like Thor's hammer and got him 30 months for what's the charge?
	Is it extortion?
	It's extortion, conspiracy to commit extortion, and honest services wire fraud because he held the meeting with them under the guise of I'm here representing my client who runs an AAU basketball team and you pulled the money from him.
	But it turns out he wasn't interested in representing his client at all.
	He just wanted $25 million for himself.
	And this client was going to be the one who was going to be the whistleblower.
	But he duped his client too.
	So he was also convicted on that charge, three counts in New York City.
	And Mark Garagos was alongside him.
	This is part of the reason that he was only sentenced to two and a half years as opposed to nine years, which is the mandatory minimum.
	And that's because the judge looked at the prosecutors and said, well, if this is so serious, why didn't you also indict Mark Garagos, who was the 50-50 partner in all of this?
	And they didn't have a good answer, and it's not clear why they didn't.
	He didn't cooperate.
	He didn't testify in the case.
	Maybe he was just more connected with the Democrat Party than Avenatti was.
	Or maybe he was a snitch?
	You don't think he was snitching?
	Well, no, because if, in fact, he testified even in private, Avenatti would have a right to cross-examine him.
	All that would come out in the case, and it never did.
	So they didn't need it, but it's just very strange that he wasn't indicted.
	And so Avenatti, you talk about Stormy Daniels.
	One of the other indictments, another New York indictment, as he was doing that interview with Tucker Carlson, Stormy Daniels finalized a lucrative book deal where she was paid an advance of $300,000.
	Avenatti changed the paperwork, had the money wired to his account instead of hers, and just stole the money.
	Just stole the $300,000 that she was supposed to get for a book.
	Out and out.
	Just took it.
	Wow.
	So what do you think?
	So he's in jail for two and a half years, but while he's sitting there, these other trials are going to go on.
	Right.
	And that could just add to his time.
	Well, the big one is out of California.
	That's the big case.
	That's a 36-count indictment that includes bank fraud, wire fraud.
	But those are just all the sort of ancillary charges that come as a result of all this dirty money.
	And the dirty money comes as a result of stealing from his clients.
	One of the best examples, one that I uncovered by going to his debtor's exam hearings, which were just civil hearings.
	But what happened was when people say, oh, Jacob, you took down Avenatti, what they mean is that he had all these civil problems, but they were just that.
	They were civil.
	His old ex-law partner suing him, stuff like that.
	But what I did is I went to these hearings at the time writing for the Gateway Pundit, and I made it so that he couldn't sit in these hearings and just take the fifth, because if he did, he'd be embarrassed.
	I'd write about it.
	And so he talked himself into this 36-count indictment in these debtors' exam hearings in Los Angeles with me sitting there and next to me sitting an assistant U.S. attorney and an IRS investigator.
	And they were just taking notes as he incriminated himself.
	And one of the cases was a guy named Jeffrey Johnson, who was sort of a schizophrenic who was in and out of Los Angeles County Jail a lot.
	At one point, he swan dived over the bars of the jail from three stories up, somehow was just fine, got up off the ground.
	It's sort of that crackhead longevity where you get it.
	Like retard strength.
	Right, they just don't get injured somehow.
	But he did it a second time.
	The second time he was paralyzed.
	And Avenatti was his lawyer.
	They sued the county of L.A. Of course, the county settled for $5 million.
	Avenatti stole all the money from this mentally retarded, mentally ill paraplegic.
	Just took it, told the guy, hey, it's coming next week.
	Listen, I can loan you two grand, but the money hasn't arrived.
	Meanwhile, he took the money and with the money was renting a house in Newport Beach for $72,000 a month.
	Had this full floor office at Fashion Island in Newport Beach, $250,000 a month, which made no sense because it was a one-man law firm and he had a full floor looking out over the Pacific and all this art.
	I mean, these Frank Geary sculptures and a Ferrari and all of this.
	And it was, I mean, the YouTuber, Michelle Fon, the makeup gal, for whatever reason, she hired him to handle the sale of her company.
	She sold the company for $25 million.
	It went into Avenatti's attorney-client trust account, and he just stole it.
	Just took it.
	And for whatever reason, he didn't leave the country.
	He's an Italian citizen.
	He would travel to Italy with his Italian passport, but he just stuck around and he was too addicted to the limelight.
	When he had $1 plus million, he should have left.
	The left propped him up so much, he got addicted to the attention.
	He's on the view.
	They want him to run for president.
	And he just started believing all that hype.
	But you need to fund that.
	So he turned himself into God and fucked himself.
	I mean, he was up.
	He was stealing even before he was a celebrity.
	He was stealing from his clients going back to 2014, 15 when nobody knew who he was.
	But he's up over, I think the total comes out to $130 some odd million dollars he stole.
	Holy shit.
	Just right out of the accounts.
	So what does your gut say after the other two indictments are done, the other two cases, what does your gut say his time's going to be in total, total, total with Stormy and then the crazy 32 indictment thing?
	Well, there's always a chance he can just cut some kind of a plea deal here.
	And that might be a good idea after today when he got up and said, it's all my fault.
	I destroyed my life.
	Those are very incriminating statements he made today as it relates to this other trial or trials that he's got coming up.
	And so he may cut a plea deal for something like 20 years total or perhaps 15 years total.
	But in the absence of that, the stormy sentencing probably is another two or three years because in the grand scheme of things, it's 300 grand.
	Normally the feds don't even intervene in something that small.
	But the 36 count indictment, that's where you're talking about potentially 20 or 30 year exact sentences.
	Isn't it amazing that the left hates Trump so much that they find a guy who found someone or is working with someone who says she fucked Trump and it sucked.
	And they go, this guy's a god.
	And he was a porn lawyer.
	This is the other part.
	He was this commercial litigator in Orange County and had this sort of highbrow business or somewhat highbrow where he'd go out and sue a hospital gown maker because people got Ebola blood on them or something.
	And he'd sue a fertilizer manufacturer.
	And by the way, these judgments that he got for $500 million and what have you, they were almost always lowered to much less or in some cases zero on appeal.
	But he would do that.
	But on the side, he would drive up to the San Fernando Valley and he would hang around with a lot of porn stars.
	And he was in the porn world.
	And that's how he came into contact ultimately with Sormy Daniels.
	She had another attorney first, but he was in the San Fernando Valley porn, you know, Coke world.
	He was a major Coke head, had a $20,000 a month coke habit.
	I mean, serious, you know, it's.
	It's a lot of blow.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	What a lech.
	What a loser.
	Well, I'm glad you got your revenge, Jacob.
	It's fun when someone says they're coming for you and you turn around and they're in prison.
	Thank you.
	Well, and you know, part of me wishes it's like somebody breaks into your house and, you know, you shoot them dead and it's good that you're alive and they aren't, but you kind of just wish they hadn't broken into your house.
	And that's like Avenatti.
	I kind of wish he would have just stayed, you know, shaking down soulless mega corporations from Orange County, but it is what it is.
	Well, you should say that to people from now on.
	Please don't fuck with me.
	I don't want to hurt you.
	I want you to lead a normal life.
	Please.
	Right, exactly.
	Just keep running your Ponzi scheme.
	It's fine.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Thanks for coming to the show, man.
	I'll talk to you soon.
	You bet.
	I'm coming for you, Jacob Wall.
	Find that Tucker and him talking about...
	He said he only agreed to come on the show if Tucker wouldn't call him creepy porn lawyer.
	So he agreed to that in writing.
	But the lower third calls him creepy porn lawyer.
	That's not me.
	That's the tech guys.
	I didn't do that.
	And then he says, you're even more of a lech of a creep than I thought you'd be.
	And he says, stop calling me the porn lawyer.
	And then he tries to trap Tucker and says, you watch porn, don't you?
	And his response is a fucking comeback of the century.
	Well, first of all, I don't think it's been established that that occurred.
	That Carter Page was spied on?
	I don't believe that that's been established, number one, that in fact President Obama authorized his administration authorized.
	Are you going to interrupt me for the entire segment?
	I'm just clarifying because I don't think you understand the question.
	The Obama administration authorized spying on an American citizen connected to the Trump campaign.
	Does that bother you at all?
	First of all, I don't think that's been established.
	If it was established, of course it would bother me.
	Are we going to get to the facts of my client's case?
	Let me just ask you one last real adult question first, because you're traveling around the country as a commentator on politics, and I'm interested to know what you think.
	I don't think that's illegitimate.
	So it has not been established that Carter Page was spied on?
	Is that what you're saying?
	How many times are you going to ask me the same question?
	I've already stated that in my view, I don't believe that President Obama has been shown to have authorized the spying, quote-unquote, the Obama administration.
	Why dodge the question?
	Look, you traveled here with policy advisors who've worked on other campaigns to the show to do that.
	I have no idea.
	I think you'd be ready for a simple question.
	I didn't travel here with policy advisors.
	Can I ask you, let me ask you a question.
	No, I don't think you're asking.
	Why don't we get a TV show and then you can ask?
	No, but I've asked you a simple question.
	You're not answering that question.
	Why is it that you don't call Donald Trump the creepy porn president?
	He's the one that had sex with a four-month-old son at home with my client.
	Sex with a four-month-old son?
	But you have that I object to.
	Hold on.
	You don't want to acknowledge it.
	Acknowledge that.
	Acknowledge it.
	Do you believe that he had sex with the president?
	Yes, I do.
	I've said that on the airport's lives.
	But let me ask you.
	I'm not sure if you're a American people, and you're okay.
	Okay, with that.
	Do you think it's okay if the president lies to the American people?
	Settle down.
	Let me finish my question to you.
	What is the crime, the harm, the injury to your client by Donald Trump?
	As far as I understand, this was a consensual sexual relationship.
	And yes, I believe it occurred.
	I don't know that, but it seems like it did.
	I'm willing to believe that it did.
	But it seemed consensual, and then she was paid at the end of it.
	And yet you, and by the way, I'm not attacking Stormy Daniels.
	I feel sorry for her.
	I feel she's being exploited.
	You've attacked her for six months.
	I feel that you and others are exploiting her.
	So I feel bad for her.
	But I'm wondering what the injury is.
	I think you demean her repeatedly.
	And I think you're a hypocrite.
	So let me ask you what the injury is.
	If you want to talk about the case, I'm asking you the core question in the case.
	What is the injury to Stormy Daniels?
	The injury is, is that the agreement that was entered into was not adhered to by Michael Cohen and Donald Trump.
	They did not fulfill their end of the bargain.
	Now, do you want to talk about the injury to the American people?
	The lies and the...
	You believe you just went off in this moral lecture about how it was wrong for the president to have an adult wearing a $1,000 suit.
	Why?
	She wants to, Tucker.
	She wants to perform.
	This is America.
	This is America.
	And guess what?
	If a woman wants to perform in a strip club, she does so.
	But you're getting rich.
	I'm not getting rich.
	Even though people like you demean her.
	You demean her.
	You're the one who's porn training.
	You're the one that refers to her consistently as a porn star and is to me as a creepy porn lawyer.
	And meanwhile, you give the president.
	Meanwhile, you give the president a pass who had unprotected sex with the porn star with a four-month-old son at home.
	Well, you are a moralizer for a guy who does what you do.
	No, I don't.
	You are a little moralizer.
	You're like, we're in church now with a four-month-old son.
	Okay, I'm officially shocked by Donald Trump's behavior.
	I had no idea.
	It blew my mind.
	But answer my question.
	Why are you rich and your client is working in CD strip clubs?
	Sir, do you have any idea how much money I've earned?
	You're on every cable show.
	You're running for president now.
	I have no idea.
	Well, I know that you haven't paid your taxes because you've got over a million dollars worth of money.
	That's ridiculous.
	You don't even know that.
	That's not true.
	You don't even know you're over a million dollars.
	Those are your facts, Tucker.
	Look, I'm just saying, why is she still?
	How do you have a show and you're this ignorant?
	How is that?
	Here's what I know for a fact is that your client is not thriving.
	And for you to look at me in the eye and say she wants to perform in strip clubs with people throwing stuff at her is insulting to her.
	People don't do that unless they have no choice or she just likes it.
	Is that what you're saying?
	Tucker, now you're the defender of my client.
	You don't know anything about it.
	It's about it.
	You're exclusive.
	You don't know anything about my client experience.
	I know that she's working in a strip club out of the picture.
	Let me finish.
	Can I finish?
	Please do.
	All right.
	I've done a remarkable job for my client, and she'll be the first one to tell you that.
	And had you listened to any of her interviews or seen any of her comments, you would know exactly what she thinks of me.
	I'm not done.
	I am not exploiting my client.
	I'm representing my client to the absolute.
	Pretend to be a booker from CNN to get through to you.
	That's disgusting.
	Why don't you show me?
	Why don't you respect my client and me and stop calling us a porn star?
	Here we go.
	Finally, if you've got that big of a problem.
	Do you have that big of a problem?
	Here we go.
	Making fun of porn.
	Oh, you busted me.
	Actually, made a humiliation porn.
	That's why I watched you on CNN.
	No, but when's the last time you viewed porn?
	Then I realized.
	Ideally, Ryan, you would have pulled up that clip, and then we would have had the sunglasses lowered down and the joint in his mouth.
	Oh, the thug life.
	It's important to show that whole clip because we see what Avenati does, and he got caught for it.
	We'll see what happens with Stormy Daniels.
	He's probably going to take a plea deal.
	We'll see what happens to this other massive case of all of his embezzling and other bullshit.
	And I'm excited.
	I'm excited he's going to jail.
	They've been throwing our guys in jail for too long.
	And do me a favor, guys.
	At the end of the show today, you see Max and John.
	Write them a letter.
	Send them stuff.
	You know how easy it is to send them stuff?
	You go to Amazon, you buy it, and then when it's shipped to, you just put in their address.
	It gets to them.
	They thank me all the time.
	You put in the VIN number in the name.
	It might take a couple of tries because it's weird to put like his name and his VIN number on one line and all that stuff.
	But send them a book.
	Not about prison, obviously, but, you know, war books.
	My experience has been John is more into patriotism and history, founding fathers type of stuff.
	And Max is more into goofball stuff.
	Like I sent him the hate collection with Peter Baggy.
	Also, remember, John's an artist.
	He's really, that drawing and stuff is great for him.
	He just lost six months of his early time for drawing a proud boy, God forbid.
	But any sort of drawing instruction books, John loves.
	I got him a subscription to Cartoons magazine.
	That was great.
	He wants to learn how to draw cars.
	And then Max, just goofball stuff, funny stuff.
	He's a funny guy.
	He's also bodybuilding a lot.
	So maybe a book on bodybuilding that doesn't involve crazy weights.
	But yeah, even the smallest note makes such a huge difference.
	And if you're really ambitious and you're a really good person, you'll get the JPEG app, J, letter J, P-A-Y, and that has an email function in it where you can send them emails and send them money.
	All on your phone.
	Pull that up.
	So people see how easy it is.
	Maybe you can show on my phone.
	And Mercedes, too.
	She thinks she's going to get murdered.
	She's got COVID and the doctor in charge of the thing is her ex, who hates her.
	So you look at that.
	Look at the JPEG app.
	You got send money as an option.
	You got emails.
	You can videogram, snap, and send.
	I don't bother with that kind of stuff.
	There it is.
	Let's check the mail.
	A little early for the mailbag.
	Oh, it's from John Kinsman.
	I don't think he'd mind me reading this.
	I'll be selective.
	Hey, Gavin, yeah, it's frustrating losing my certifications for inspecting steel and welding, but my mindset has kind of changed lately.
	Everything happens for a reason, and that includes shit hitting the fan as well.
	I know you've heard the saying, that which does not kill us makes us stronger, and you need to go through hell to get to heaven.
	There's a lot of sayings conveying that message because it's true.
	Another good one is, when you're going through hell, keep going.
	You take a piece of gold ore and it's just an ugly rock with a couple of sparkles.
	To really make it worth something, it needs to go through fire.
	If this appeal also fails, it will off the record.
	I don't tell them that.
	But we saw their appeal.
	Three black female judges.
	They could have been gods in there.
	They could have cured cancer while they were in there.
	The whole case could have had fake evidence, and they were still going to throw the book at them.
	If this also feels, I'm still about halfway through my bid with my good time.
	I'll get out of here.
	And when I do, I'll know me and my family have been through the fire.
	It's my responsibility now to work really hard, shed my weakness, and prepare for my release.
	I'm excited to see what I accomplish when I'm out.
	So four years is usually 3.6 years.
	Halfway through his bid.
	So what's three?
	Hold on a sec.
	So all clear, 3.6 times 12 equals 43 months.
	Divided by 2 equals 21 months.
	So he's got 21 months left divided by 12, 1.8 years.
	Jesus age Christ.
	Still two more years to go for kicking Antifa, the protected class.
	That's called Antifa privilege.
	Oh, wait, I didn't finish the letter.
	Sorry about that.
	What a fucking mess.
	It's obviously a very sensitive subject for me, so I get sidetracked.
	Thanks for blah, blah, blah.
	Thank you very much for scoring me a job opportunity.
	That was a viewer who heard about it.
	The only class in here is actually a pretty good class.
	It unfortunately doesn't provide any welder qualification papers, but those are easy to get if you have the skill.
	Just welding some steel plates, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	I know DC is a clown show, but I have hope that the majority of people realize how bad Biden is and bring that mindset to the midterms.
	I've also been hearing about Republicans learning Spanish, which is pretty necessary because what Democrats say in Spanish is not all what they say in English.
	I'm hopeful that Democrats are about to learn just how conservative these Latinos really are.
	That's what we need, is a right-wing Univision.
	Normal old, like, fucking Ryan Rivera's grandparents, they don't get exposed to the mega truth.
	They just see the Univision bullshit.
	Right, Ryan?
	They don't watch Univision.
	But ABC and they don't speak Spanish no more.
	They don't speak Spanish?
	Your Puerto Rican grandparents don't speak Spanish?
	I told you this before, but when they came here, they made it a point to not speak Spanish and just speak English.
	They were taught that.
	And they'll slip into it.
	They'll say a couple of words here and there, like, you know, when they're thinking, they'd be like, like, just little things like that.
	It's just all that.
	Well, that's unique, obviously.
	Every other Dominican Puerto Rican I talk to say their parents and grandparents only watch Univision bullshit and have never heard of anyone like not even you know Dave Rubin Jordan Peterson type of things they just think Trump is a racist who wants to kill them I'm hopeful the demo yeah maybe I'm just being hopeful that this Karl Marx echo chamber doesn't reflect the outside world but I can't believe the actual American people are as ridiculous as these punts and politicians want them to be anyway keep in touch and that's just a handy little email on your phone the letter jpay.com
	you want a pizza or something a pizza he said what's trying to buy his pizza you're in the greatest city of all time with the greatest pizza of all time but uh what's it papa john's or yeah he's a great guy yeah buddy can if you want to get me a pizza can you send it to the year 1988 when i was living at some shitty house with a bunch of dudes and we were all broke i don't need a pizza at the age of 50.
	the jews i'm not allowed to do that joke so you can't do irony how's that fuck you and b wait what's this gap here oh that's the screen uh And B, it's not really a good look to brag about your incredible influence over children.
	This is not camera two.
	That is camera two.
	All right, let's go.
	Pride on the progress we've made over these past years.
	There's still work to be done.
	So to those of you out there, Ryan, every video you've played today starts at one or two seconds in.
	Can you fix that, please?
	As we celebrate pride on the progress we've made over these past years, there's still work to be done.
	So to those of you out there who are still working against equal rights, we have a message for you.
	You think we're sinful?
	Pause.
	Working against gay rights.
	What are you talking about?
	We're working against gay.
	I don't want gays to be able to buy a house.
	I don't want gays to be able to become cops.
	Like, what?
	What rights are we not giving you?
	What are we taking away from you?
	You don't want the right to marry?
	You know what, homos?
	You don't want the right to marry.
	That was a lie.
	You tricked us.
	You say we all lead lives you can't respect.
	But you're just frightened.
	Wrong.
	You think that we'll corrupt your kids if our agenda goes unchecked?
	No, no, no.
	Sorry.
	Stop.
	Do your agenda.
	Go bananas with it.
	I don't like you bringing it into the classroom.
	Or having Drag Queen's Story Hour with my kids.
	Or having kids on stage at a gay bar and having money thrown at them.
	Or that little fabulous kid from Montreal.
	What's his name again?
	Alexander the Wonderful or whatever the fuck his name is.
	That stuff freaks us out.
	Warn about San Francisco.
	Make them wear pleated pants.
	We don't care.
	We'll convert your children.
	We'll make them tolerant and fair.
	At first, I didn't get why you'd be so scared of us turning your children into accepting, caring people, but I see now why you'd have a problem with that.
	Just like you worried, they'll change their group of friends.
	You won't approve of where they go at night.
	You know what this joke is like, by the way?
	It's like saying, yeah, I'm going to fuck your child right in the ignorant attitude.
	Yeah, I'm going to rape your kid.
	I'm going to rape away the racism and the prejudice and flush that down the toilet so he's just a perfect tolerant kid.
	Not a good pun.
	And it also reminds me of the liberals when they go, you're right, we are going to take your guns.
	And that wasn't being sarcastic.
	So I don't know if you guys should go near sarcasm.
	It's kind of a third reel for you, especially when it's talking about sex and kids.
	Not really a great PR move there, dudes.
	They've totally scrubbed this from the internet.
	And when you put it up on YouTube, you get a copyright violation.
	Why don't you make me a little guy so we can see this without lines in it?
	Yeah.
	Desmond is amazing, isn't it?
	Desmond is amazing, yeah.
	Who, by the way, just looks like Milo now.
	Milo is amazing.
	Yes.
	Oh, and you'll be disgusted.
	So grow.
	When they start finding things online that you've kept far from their sight.
	Like information.
	Guess what?
	You'll still be alright.
	We'll convert your children.
	Yes, we will.
	Reaching one and all.
	There's really no escaping it.
	Cause even grandma likes through Paul.
	And the world's getting kinder.
	Gen Z's gayer than Grinder.
	Learn to love, learn to vogue, face your face.
	Gen Z is gayer than Grinder.
	Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
	The world's getting kinder.
	Gen Z is gayer than Grinder.
	So there's more gays.
	So kids are being converted.
	I thought the implication here was that you're being sarcastic.
	It's a misdirect.
	And you're converting them to good people.
	But you just said that there's now more gays than ever, implying there is some sort of gay conversion going on.
	Huh.
	Someone's got to teach them not to hate.
	We're coming for them.
	We're coming for your children.
	We're coming forth.
	Stop.
	You know, every time I do, like, I'm talking with Zeke Heiling and all Zeke Heil to discuss it, I always joke about that better not get taken out of context.
	Are you aware of how much these clips are going to be taken out of context?
	In fact, Ryan, write it down.
	That's a video drop.
	Next time we talk about like Drag Queen Story hours for your children, we can just have, we're coming for your children.
	Little side note here that's not very irrelevant, but these guys are very good at singing.
	There's not one person off key here.
	I'm very impressed.
	That's a terrible singer.
	It's something I envy.
	But too bad you're wasting your talent on pedophile jokes.
	What did I say about pedophile jokes like this entire year?
	It's the only area that seems to be okay.
	Can't do Muslim jokes, can't do Jewish jokes, can't do black jokes, can't make fun of refugees or anyone that's not white males, but you can really fuck a kid.
	That's hilarious.
	They already do to a fault.
	Then soon they're almost with the colours of the city.
	Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
	Popping blisters to own the libs.
	Wow, that was literally gay.
	You know, I'm looking at all those gays and I'm like, I don't get that.
	Like, how does their aesthetics work?
	There were some really ugly guys in that thing.
	If someone's ugly and has a huge dick, is he still popular?
	Like, in our society, in heterosexual society, ugly people are persona non grata.
	And beautiful people can be stupid.
	That's why so many hot chicks are morons.
	But do they have the same thing?
	Like, I've heard Andy Cohen on Sirius talk about how unbelievably hot a guy is.
	But I think they're sort of apathetic about looks to a certain extent.
	I mean, I know the young guys have to be buff, but I think if an old guy buys you like a purse, he'll just blow him and stay at his house or if he takes you to Mexico or something.
	I don't know, and I don't want to know.
	I'm getting kind of nauseous just talking about it.
	But that reminds me, though, I saw this chick on Instagram, and she's like Christu Dragoon or something.
	And it's a Mexican boy who's half Asian, just like you, Ryan.
	Oh, sorry, this is 2-4.
	And I'm looking at him, and it's just, he looks very feminine because he's had a nose job and a lip job.
	But like, that's, so you can see the Mexican, you can see the Ryan Rivera there, right?
	But imagine a nose job and a lip job on Ryan and then growing his hair long.
	But look at a different, let me see the next one.
	So that's who this gay guy is, right?
	And then you look at any other picture on the thing, and it's this like heavily maked up, hot chick, right?
	And she's, he's dating now, right?
	He was just on Barstool Sports.
	That's how I saw him.
	I'm just living my life as a trans person.
	And I'm so embarrassed to even be showing this video, but it's reality.
	It's what's fucking happening in the world.
	I try to be strong for you guys and hold my head up high and act like I'm not terrified that something like this will happen to me.
	This is how trans people die.
	This is how trans people die.
	It just takes that one ignorant transphobic comment to you.
	No, that's not what it is.
	It's black guys are either they know you're already like that and they're mad at themselves or they're drug addict dealers and they kill people all the time and you get caught up in that lifestyle because you like thugs.
	Tell the security.
	Or in the case of 2.5, maybe you trick a guy.
	Maybe you trick some black dude to come back to your place.
	You go to his place and then he finds out after he's fucked you that you just made him gay.
	And in particularly homophobic communities like black communities and Hispanic communities, not really white communities, although that's who gets blamed for all this.
	Go to 25.
	This is disturbing.
	This is how to rape men.
	And it may or may not lead to you getting killed if you're trans.
	Be sure to lubricate first.
	Use a fragrance-free one.
	Be sure to dilate one prior since you'll be very tight at four months.
	Do not, and I repeat, do not let him go down or he will clock you.
	I had plenty of stealth sex and can sure your men want to go down.
	Also, no fingering.
	So you had an irritation or something, three depth.
	I don't know your depth, but usually men can right away sense something off like a wall at the end.
	Oh, so this is after you had your penis removed, how to not tell a guy.
	If this is your case, tell you have a diaphragm for position.
	Four positions.
	Oh, these are numbered.
	Sorry.
	Four.
	Position.
	Since you didn't had sex, you probably know your best position yet from behind is usually the best.
	But if you're comfortable at him looking close at you, go missionary.
	Five, most important, take command.
	Since it's your first time, you probably don't know, but men are really pushy.
	He'll want to touch you there.
	He'll want to finger you and rest sure he will bang the shit out of you.
	So take command and control the whole thing and never let him go crazy.
	Keep pepper spray in your bag every time.
	Six, if things go downhill, never disclose who you are.
	Never.
	If you notice something is wrong, say you had surgery to fix some kind of problem down there.
	Now, I know it's a lot.
	I know most of their girls will tell you to hesitate.
	But if that's what you want to do, go for it.
	Check your nerve.
	First, take a Zan and have a good time, girl.
	Jesus H. Christ.
	And look at the person who put that up.
	It's a monster.
	Yeah, it's a drought life fail.
	So go back to that previous girl.
	So here's what I don't understand.
	You're into ch, you're into do, you're gay.
	No, go back to the previous one, 2-4.
	For fuck's sakes.
	Yeah, I clicked it out and it fucked me over here.
	You're into you're gay and you're into feminine guy, effeminate guys.
	I kind of get that.
	But when you look at this Nikita Dragon chick and she's all done up, she looks exactly like a hot chick, but that's with tons of makeup and plastic surgeon and everything.
	But she has a dick.
	Now, you know, she has a dick.
	Do you like that dick?
	And I don't get the makeup of someone who loves Everything about women.
	I love their femininity.
	I love her petiteness, her long hair, her beautiful breasts, her delicate skin, her fingers.
	I also am a kind of a cock kind of a guy.
	How could you be into chicks and a cock?
	Is my point.
	And then, say you are, Ryan, you should be showing other pictures of her.
	I'm trying to line them up so I can compare myself to her.
	Yeah, okay, that's a waste of time.
	Let's show the people what I'm talking about here.
	That's your job to show people what I talk about.
	So you're into that.
	You love that.
	You also love yourself a good dick once in a while.
	Now, with all the estrogen, I don't think they get much of a boner.
	So it's not like you're getting reamed.
	I don't know if you suck it.
	Do they play with it at all?
	Do they jerk off their little weird estrogen penis?
	And then, if they're trans, they probably want to cut it off at some point, right?
	So are you sad then?
	Because I thought you were into chicks who have penises.
	Can you stop showing the same farts?
	Is this about farts?
	I just want to know if this is about farts.
	This is dragon smells.
	There's a dragon and then a fart emoji.
	Hi, dragons.
	For this dragon smells, instead of reviewing a perfume, I'm going to show you.
	Let's take some calls.
	I think you have diabetes and you're low blood sugar or something.
	What's my blood sugar?
	Yeah, low blood sugar.
	Not so drolly far.
	I'm Don Imers.
	So now, oh, let's do the thanks for calling thing.
	Is that a song that they made for the show?
	And by the way, when I say thanks for calling, cut them off like zap.
	Zap.
	I'm going to get a beer.
	You are on the air.
	This is a fucking loser.
	You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why.
	Hey, why does everyone get two things?
	You have one thing.
	Thank you for calling.
	It's great hearing from you.
	All right, next call.
	Ezra called me the other day.
	Did I tell you that?
	No, I didn't know that.
	He said, nice fucking studio, guy.
	You really take a licking and keep on dicking.
	I said, thanks, dude.
	So do you.
	I go, I love your lawfare thing you're doing.
	Fucking suing everyone who calls you a Nazi.
	He goes, no, we're suing anyone who calls anyone who's not a Nazi a Nazi.
	Great.
	They took that video down, by the way, the gay video.
	The original poster took it down.
	Yeah, that's why I said on the show they took down this original post.
	The video, they took it down.
	But wouldn't that make them so sad they worked very hard on it like that?
	And they're probably shocked.
	They're like, why would they take it down?
	I don't know.
	Why are you commenting on something I said 20 minutes ago?
	It's a bye time.
	It's called showmanship.
	Holly's on the line.
	Hi, Holly.
	This is Colleen.
	Yep.
	That's usually how it goes.
	Okay.
	I just wanted to say that I thought that Ryan's grandparents probably don't speak Spanish because my boss is from Paraguay and he didn't teach his kids Spanish because it was just instilled in them not to speak Spanish when they came here to,
	you know, be American.
	So his kids don't even know how to speak Spanish and they're 50 to 40.
	Yeah, that's pretty rare though.
	That's like the conservative ones.
	I have a cousin, a Mexican cousin who can't speak Mexican for shit.
	I don't think he's ever even been there.
	He's a Scottophile because he's half Scottish.
	But for the most part, they live in their own little bubble.
	Like you're talking about not just the assimilated Hispanics, but the assimilated conservative Hispanics who are happy to be here and love America.
	That's not that common.
	Well, that's bad.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	I like you more than a friend.
	Be sure to wear your heels when we fuck.
	Justin.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	There we go.
	Justin?
	Hey, man.
	What's going on?
	Hello?
	Hey, how are you doing?
	Hey, guys.
	How are you tonight?
	Fantastic.
	Good.
	Hey, Gav.
	I just wanted to get your thoughts on that.
	There's like 20 plus churches that are burning said blaze in Canada.
	And kind of want to, what do you want to think, what you thought about that and kind of the effect of what happens in the United States.
	And then real quick, that Asian Janey that you were showing earlier, did you notice the Satan emblem on her necklace?
	That was kind of weird.
	Yeah, that is weird.
	Here's the narrative.
	And I have to admit, just like gay marriage, I fell for it at the beginning.
	The narrative is that they discovered all these graves with little kids that the church murdered in the 1800s.
	And the Indians are mad.
	The First Nations people are mad.
	So they are burning the churches down in revenge.
	And in a way, it's sort of like January 6th.
	You go, well, that's dumb, but I get it.
	But that's not the truth at all.
	They are not mass children graves.
	These are graves where Indians were given land that happened to have a cemetery on it.
	And then when the Indians died, they don't have tombstones.
	They just have a little thing to mark the spot.
	So it looks like a mass grave, but it's not a mass grave.
	And it's not Indians destroying these churches.
	It's Antifa who have been waiting patiently for an excuse.
	And the prime minister, Justin Trudeau, loves it because he goes with the first narrative.
	And he says, good.
	I actually sent you notes on this, Ryan.
	He's like, I understand their rage, the Indians' rage, because that's his whole thing.
	In fact, he did a photo op the other day where he's posing by an Indian grave with a fucking tiny teddy bear that he must have bought and brought along as a prop.
	And he's on his knees, like crying for this dead Indian kid, which isn't a dead Indian kid.
	It's some old lady who died of old age and justifying these attacks.
	But Ezra Levant, speaking of him, he has videos of Antifa, stupid, dumb, middle-class white girls throwing paint all over these churches.
	This is Antifa doing this under the auspices of it being a First Nations political action, and the government is letting it happen.
	You know why?
	Because they're pissed off at the churches, like our Polish friend in Calgary, because they said, fuck you to the government, and they questioned the state's authority.
	And that is an unforgivable sin.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	Am I looking for First Nations or Trudeau?
	No, no, in my notes, churches would probably be a smarter thing to search.
	Search for church.
	It was in like yesterday.
	Maybe it wasn't in yesterday's notes.
	No, yesterday's notes.
	Okay.
	Yeah, no, not in today's notes.
	It's a subject I was going to cover tomorrow, but I just covered it.
	But it's an amazing example, too, of the narrative.
	And that's why my wife keeps losing her friends, because they get the first version.
	Her husband started a hate group.
	They go roaming the streets hurting non-whites because they're white supremacists and they have led to division in this country.
	And that's why we're having an American divorce.
	And they were at the insurrection.
	They were at Charlottesville and they're white power, crazy Nazis.
	And they go, got it.
	I hate her and her husband and her family.
	One of the girls that dumped my wife said, I have a real problem with your family's politics.
	Like, my youngest boy doesn't even know what proud boys are.
	And all my other kids know is that I'm being vilified.
	Peace Tower flag to remain at half staff on Canada Day.
	In remembrance, Prime Minister has been facing amount of pressure from community scholars to call off Canada Day.
	Yeah, that was a while ago.
	That was July 1st.
	I've been lugging this story around.
	What does he say?
	As people across the country continue to honor the Indigenous children who lives were taken far too soon.
	Like the Prime Minister of the country runs with the first version of Events.
	And as we reflect on the tragedy of residential schools, I have asked that the flag on the Peace Tower remain at half mast for Canada Day.
	You're such a fucking dunce.
	My brother knows him.
	He has Down syndrome.
	Not my brother, Justin.
	He was worried about his...
	They were camping and he was worried about their carbon footprint with the fire.
	Meanwhile, mosquitoes in Canada in the spring are so fucking insane that you better have a fire.
	You better have some smoke or you're going to get eaten.
	You'll just be bones the next morning.
	Now we got Matt.
	What's up, Matt?
	Which is the bald eagle.
	Gavin, I'm wondering if you saw that Andrew Cuomo's daughter, Michaela Cuomo, who is a total smoke show, now identifies as a demisexual.
	So demisexual mattresses.
	Thanks for coming.
	We mentioned that on the other show.
	You got to watch all the shows if you're going to ask me if I've covered anything.
	She went from enjoying threesomes to coming up with a new thing she invented called, I'm sexually attracted to people I have a connection with.
	Which is, I'd say, 12.
	Well, men are sexually attracted to pretty much everyone.
	And women are only sexually attracted to people they have a connection with.
	Then we got Bernhands.
	What's up, guys?
	What's up?
	So I've got a theory, and I think that Gavin's incident this weekend is kind of proving it.
	So I believe that retardation is a virus that's transmissible.
	The time that Gavin has spent with Ryan on a daily basis dealing with his retardation is starting to slowly take him over.
	When you sit and think about you put a lighter down the barrel of a Roman candle, it's kind of akin to pulling the trigger of a gun.
	Or looking in the barrel to see if the bullet is still in there.
	Yeah, it's...
	That's what I'm saying.
	It's kind of similar.
	It's not as dangerous, but it's similar.
	And then to top that off, you put that hand that was severely burned in a public toilet.
	Yeah, I actually don't think that was so stupid.
	That's a bowl of cold chlorine.
	It's actually cleaner than a bathroom sink.
	All the bacteria is in the sink.
	What's in the bowl has been sitting in chlorine.
	It's not like there was a turd floating around.
	You don't know what's on the rim of the bowl and like all that.
	Yeah, I wasn't rubbing the rim of the bowl with my open wound.
	But anyway, that's a great theory.
	Thanks for calling.
	There is something going on with my brain.
	Remember about 10 episodes ago, we had an episode where I go, I think I might be stupid.
	Yeah.
	And then I've been wandering into rooms and then forgetting why I'm in the room.
	Or my wife will tell me something like, can you pick up our daughter at her friends?
	And I'll go, yeah.
	Can you leave now?
	Yes.
	And then I'll go, where am I going?
	Where is she getting picked up?
	And she'll say things like, whoa.
	How does that make you feel?
	Or I thought it was pugilistic dementia for a while, but I said to that one of the gym there, am I going, am I like turning into punch drunk?
	And he goes, you're a pussy.
	You barely spar and you get hit in the head like once a week.
	Pugilistic dementia is sparring hours a day.
	Oh.
	And having a 40-year career.
	And being good at it.
	But how's this for retarded?
	We got a new Land Rover.
	I upgraded from the previous one.
	I was going to get the fucking Defender.
	I was saying, let's do it.
	Let's splurge.
	Let's have one insanely expensive car.
	We'll have it for the rest of our lives.
	Whatever.
	And it's like, it can get up to like 80, 100 grand.
	And I took it for a test drive and I was like, this thing is fucking gay and ugly.
	And I said to my wife, if we're going to spend that kind of life-changing money, I want to be like, I open up the garage door at night when I'm tired and just take it in.
	Like my Rolex.
	I could just stare at that if I'm on the train, just look at it.
	I'll never regret this purchase because it's so Fucking beautiful or this studio.
	Like, if nothing's going on at the house, I'm like, I'm going to go in the studio and do some work.
	I love it here.
	It's fucking paradise.
	It's perfect.
	The key is yellow.
	But anyway, that's off at a tangent, which is also a sign of stupidity.
	But so we're going to trade in our old Land Rover for the new one.
	And it's like they stopped making them in 2018.
	You should see them now.
	They're fucking hideous.
	But it's the last models they made.
	So I get into my car, the BMW, and to go pick up the car.
	And then I come back in the house after and I go, what am I doing?
	You'll have to come with me because I can't drive the car there.
	And then I'll have two cars.
	And she goes, what?
	Like, I'm Ryan and she's me?
	And I go, I can't take, like, what am I going to do?
	Put the BMW in the trunk?
	What?
	What were we thinking, honey?
	And she goes, you take in the old car that we just emptied and cleaned and everything.
	Oh, yeah.
	And that's what a trade-in is.
	Oh, no.
	I get it now.
	And they get to keep the old car because you traded it in.
	Gotcha.
	I think you're better literally at everything than me.
	And so maybe even at being retarded, which is bad.
	I just got a lot going on these days.
	So unlike the nutty professor.
	Before or after the swig of the serum.
	I was thinking about Jerry Lewis.
	You're thinking of Eddie Murphy.
	Didn't they both have that swig serum thing?
	I don't know.
	They both drank a thing.
	I'm lying.
	Nice.
	I don't remember the Jerry Lewis.
	Hi, ladies.
	It's kind of cringy, but it's classic.
	Hello, how you doing?
	Hey, Gav, I did my job.
	I have two wonderful kids.
	Nice.
	They're both married off.
	They both bought houses.
	I got my grandson on the way.
	My question is, is it ever going to get better?
	How old are you?
	You sound young.
	Your age.
	We're the same age.
	Fuck, you did it right, dude.
	I wish I had done it as early as you.
	So what do you mean?
	Are you still busting your ass?
	I'm a fag.
	I only got two.
	Do you have to support them still?
	What do you mean better?
	Is it not fun?
	No, no.
	Like, we have our favorite TV show in the world.
	I won't get into what it is.
	And I'm watching it, and all the girls are guys, and all the guys are girls.
	Like, the girls are talking about how they bang everybody and how they're going to bang everybody, and the guys are all timid.
	Oh, I'm caught up now.
	Clown World, yeah.
	You know, I saw something that really stuck with me.
	I think it was a tweet.
	And they were talking about that kid from Chicago, probably 21 years old.
	He's home from school, from university.
	He's on the train.
	He's just been in the city.
	He's going back to the burbs.
	There's some bullshit gang fight.
	And a bullet goes from the ground up through, up on the overground tracks.
	You know, in Chicago, it's up elevated.
	And goes through the window and shoots him dead.
	And someone said, there's going to be a bona fide, not a bullshit neocon thing, not this fake CPAC thing, maybe not full-on America first, but something real.
	There's going to be a bona fide right-wing movement within the next three to five years as the pendulum swings back.
	I mean, that's been history.
	We've dealt with this shit before with the hippies, and we've dealt with the global alarmists.
	So we're just in the worst.
	I mean, Jesus Christ, if we were on a swing right now, as far as swinging to the left, we'd be at that part in the swing where you're like, I think I'm going to fall or we're going to get so high that the...
	Yeah, is it going to go all the way around?
	Is it going to start going all the way to the back?
	Yeah, there's going to be so much.
	There's going to start getting slack on the chain and I might hit the pole at the top.
	Like, I'm worried about breaking my neck right now.
	I'm at 45 degrees or more.
	It's a concern, but I would be optimistic.
	We've been through much worse, and I think we'll all look back at this time and laugh.
	And we'll also remember who betrayed us, who was a pussy, and who stuck to their guns.
	All right, man.
	Thanks for coming.
	You know, like I've noticed that among my friends, all the liberal celebrities, of course, fucked off and pussied out.
	But then there's conservatives like Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter, who are more man than any, almost any of my male friends as far as like the American divorce.
	But ain't no woman.
	It's a man.
	Michelle Malkin getting attacked, literally physically attacked at a talk, standing by Nick Fuentes and America First and Ann Coulter standing by the Proud Boys and both of them refusing to kowtow.
	And even when the heat was at its worst, worst, and you said the word Proud Boys and you got banned, they were like, yeah, I'll talk about it on my show.
	Tell me what happened.
	Tell me who Zanoa Kinsman is.
	They're rare.
	But the good thing about this stage of the game is you look around you and it's only ride or die niggas.
	Like I know everyone on my text chain.
	If I look at my phone and I look at the past like 20 people, they're all, I could show up at their home with a dead prostitute in the car and they'd go grab a shovel and say, okay, let's go.
	Let's do this.
	Jim Goad, the Proud Boy, I can't say, Jacob Wall, ex-Proud Boy, Fleckis, the dude, the whistleblower from Facebook, Maddie, of course, the owner of my local bar, an ex-vice chick who worked there as a secretary in the early aughts,
	Kumia, Omega Dad, Omega Dad Chat, Gavin Wax.
	I mean, these are all real deal dudes.
	I would trust them.
	If I was going to be, if there was a hit out on me, the owner of my boxing gym, Curtis, Steve McGrew, he's a Southern comedian, and I was in trouble, I would leave my kids at any of these guys' houses, Joe Biggs' lawyer, James O'Keeffe, Ezra Levant.
	And I would feel safe.
	Except for this cocksucker.
	I'll even kiss the men.
	I told him to go fuck himself when I told him how dangerous it is for me to be in the city.
	And he goes, whatever, man.
	Hate begets hate.
	Stop hitting and things will slow down.
	I just said, We're done.
	Go fuck yourself.
	I've known him since 1984.
	And his last text to me is, Pussy, talk to me.
	You always say this is sport.
	What round are we in?
	Who's up against the roof?
	Ropes.
	We've come this far, dude.
	What the fuck?
	I don't know, dude.
	I'm like 37 strikes and you're out.
	That's got to be probably the greatest drop of all time.
	It really is.
	How prescient was it, too?
	The way he says, fuck you, is so punchy and powerful.
	I think he might have had a hair lip when he was a kid because his lips are kind of weird and it helps emphasize his points.
	But that must have been 2012 or something.
	That's 10 years ago almost.
	He predicted all of this, 100% of it.
	And to a T, not roughly.
	All the people that have gone out there against the mainstream media and said, you're going to call us racist.
	You're going to call us potential Timothy McBays.
	Fuck you.
	War.
	Makes me want to just grab a gun and hit the streets.
	It's pretty intense, man.
	Fuck you.
	You know that I just, like the people in this community and in south side of Chicago and East New York, like it is kind of intense.
	I never thought of it before, but that's their lifestyle.
	Like war.
	Like they go out every night.
	It's not a noble war like you're fighting the Nazis in World War II.
	It's some bullshit gang beef.
	But that still must be kind of exciting.
	Like you're with your boys in the hood.
	You could die tonight.
	And you're just like, if I see fucking the Gomez brothers or anything, I'm going to put a bullet in their fucking head.
	I swear to God, if it's the last thing I do, I'm going to get my hands around your throat.
	Or they might shoot me in the head.
	That's our lifestyle.
	I will eat your ass.
	I haven't talked to Anthony Wilde.
	I mean, Alex Jones in a while.
	Do you think he's mad about that?
	No.
	Why didn't he call me when he's in New York?
	That hurt my feelings.
	Look at my feelings.
	Was he busy?
	Or maybe he just.
	All right, let's take another call.
	Maybe it was quiet for him.
	Look at what he did to my feelings.
	They're crushed.
	We got Alex on the line right now.
	That is another ride or die nigger, by the way, Alex Jones.
	Hell yeah.
	Alex.
	What's up, dude?
	What's up, blood?
	Hey.
	I'm calling.
	You know how Ryan has been trying to get that police shooting video.
	Hasn't been able to get accepted to see it?
	Yeah.
	Oh, there's this website.
	It's called Funker530 where there's a bunch of videos like that that you could probably use for your show.
	Okay, thanks for calling.
	That was a cool tip.
	Funker530.
	God, cops are into the darkest shit.
	Every time a cop sends me a website like that, what was that, crazyshit.com or something?
	I'm like, no, I know there's a lot of rape porn, but on the second page, there's some good fights.
	Oh, Jesus.
	I think what they do is they try to anesthetize themselves.
	So they're not scared out in their patrol cars when they're going to check something out.
	There's a lot of war stuff, a lot of veteran stuff.
	This is a drone strike.
	Sorry, I've seen action movies.
	I need a better res.
	The thumbnail looked like pretty close up.
	It just looks like people being turned into body.
	Look at the splat.
	Must be kind of fun.
	Oh, my God.
	Golly, the body parts.
	Oh my God.
	The Americans are coming.
	The Americans are coming.
	Next.
	Possible faces.
	My name is 239.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Hi.
	What's up, Gab?
	What's up, dude?
	So I remember back in the old Gavin McKinnon show days, you talked about people whose faces that made you so mad that, like, I remember Jeremy Piven was one of them, if I remember correctly.
	Lynn Manuel Miranda is another one.
	What's his name?
	The Scottish guy, Alan Cummings.
	I just want to murder him.
	I have another one for you.
	Okay.
	Have you heard of, he's like a YouTuber.
	Ryan might have heard of him.
	His name is Anthony Fantano.
	Oh, yeah.
	Okay, let's check it out.
	He made a video not too long ago during the January 6th meandering.
	Remember when Ariel Pink, right?
	It was on your website and everything?
	Yes, he has like a little blurb where he talks about the Ariel Pink situation.
	I'm telling you, when you see his face with his glasses and his mannerisms, you want to jump through the fucking monitor and just fucking.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	We'll check him out right now.
	It's funny.
	Brian Stettler has one of those faces and CNN said, you'd be a good guy to lead a show.
	You know what it is?
	It's Marxists are so PC.
	They don't care about looks and they inevitably end up with ugly people.
	Like you look at any NPR person and you're like, Jesus Christ, you're hideous.
	And then on top of that, Marxists dress really bad.
	You'll notice when you see professors from a liberal college, they'll have some shitty blue blazer with like pants that are a different blue and a totally different fabric and like some Salvation Army tie and a gross old leather bag.
	Like it's part of their Marxism to sort of eschew aesthetics.
	And they do a fantastic job of it.
	Given his work high praise, he's gotten growing coverage from Pitchfork and a myriad of other publications in the music world.
	Hold on, hold on.
	This is not just a punchable face.
	He managed to get glasses that turn you into Mike Tyson and then develop these bizarre mannerisms with 50 cent stupid words like myriad that you can tell are not in his day-to-day vocabulary.
	What a fuck.
	Even his background is annoying.
	There's like a pill bottle and some seven inches and a plastic fucking toe cleaner.
	Yeah, this guy is tremendously popular.
	He does, you know.
	But he fucking...
	You know, he looks like the guy who cried about his rape.
	Oh, that guy was great.
	I get him confused with him all the time.
	That bald Canadian who said he was raped by that super famous chick now, who is blonde.
	She did a This is America female version.
	That's the girl that raped him.
	No, beat him.
	Beat him.
	They got in a fight and she like threw a box of shoes at him.
	And then he talked about it.
	He's like, this was really hard for me to talk about.
	But as he's talking about it, he keeps going like this.
	And I don't think he realizes that women do that because their mascara is running and they don't want it to pour down their face onto their clothes.
	Men don't need to do this, dumbass.
	You can go like this if you're crying.
	Nicole Arbor.
	Nicole Arbor's ex.
	She's on our buddy's show.
	Not wrong opinion.
	Who's the guy who's Elijah?
	Elijah Schaefer's show.
	Nicole Arbor goes on there for...
	She's actually pretty smart and pretty based.
	Yeah, and pretty based.
	She's pretty based.
	Well, she doesn't like fatties, which is usually the step one of getting red-pilled.
	When you go, you're out of shape.
	Yeah, you look like shit.
	Let's see more of him, though.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I just found this guy.
	I'll save him.
	There he is.
	That's a gay guy.
	Matthew Santoro, Anthony Fontelle.
	Okay, now you have to find Matthew Santoro crying.
	I will be.
	You don't want to punch him, though.
	His career, he's a punchable face.
	But Matthew Santoro is a laughable face.
	Miley Cyrus, Azealia Banks, MGMT, Avalanches, Wise Blood, Jest Tony.
	He needs a few pool hats.
	His talent and his influence was most definitely undeniable.
	But that also came along with a very spotty public image.
	As Ariel has a history of making outlandish or insensitive comments in interviews, he's had public breakdowns during live shows.
	Oh, look, you can tell by the reflection on his glasses that he's reading a script, but he's pretending that it's just off the dome.
	But what essentially got the ball rolling on the destruction of Ariel's career at this point, I mean, I'm no Stradamus, but his music career doesn't really seem viable past this point as a result of what's transpired over the past few weeks.
	But this is all connected to the events that happened at the Capitol on January 6th.
	Okay, shut up.
	Isn't that amazing?
	He's right that Ariel Pink's career is over.
	He thinks that's reasonable.
	We don't.
	But isn't that amazing that a musician's career is over because he was at a pro-America rally where people were supporting the former president and that's it.
	I mean, a lot of them were mad that they think the election was stolen.
	But as far as like the impetus to go there, the history books outside of bias, it was a celebration of Trump and America.
	Of course, there was anger there because their guy just lost.
	But it was like, we love Trump.
	Our guy just lost.
	We love him, but we're mad.
	That's basically the gist of it.
	And half the country loves any president.
	Every president's about 50-50, right?
	The guy in the middle always wins.
	So a musician's life is over because he went too close to the middle.
	You know what?
	Oh, I'm so glad I remembered to say this.
	I've been thinking about this all day.
	I've noticed a new trend here where they go, you're a white supremacist.
	You're a Nazi.
	And you go, oh my God, this is a big misunderstanding.
	I just, I'm a patriot.
	I want normal borders.
	I like President Trump.
	I don't care like what race is what race.
	And you marry whatever you want, all that stuff, legalize drugs, all that.
	I just like Trump and I love America.
	And I think that we're getting a little too woke.
	I'm kind of worried about where education is going and, you know, high taxes and socialism.
	And you know what they say when you finally explain yourself?
	They go, yeah, that's what I said.
	You're a white supremacist.
	And you go, oh, okay.
	So you know what my politics are.
	And you're still saying that.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Where do we go from here?
	I guess to fuck you land?
	So it's hard to get the original video, but I think he definitely took it down.
	Oh, I clicked the red post.
	But there's people that have uploaded.
	One of them is the Young Turks.
	Rape at all.
	Nothing like that is alleged.
	Probably no jokes or fun in this.
	Yeah, this is not going to be the comedic angle.
	I remember that's definitely the one.
	I remember his shoes are in the shot.
	And this individual that I was with forced me to push everybody out of my life.
	I pushed all my gay boyfriends, my family away.
	I pushed my closest friends away.
	And it wasn't always explicit.
	It wasn't always like, push that person away, push that person away, delete them off social media.
	Shut up.
	Mostly with females.
	This individual that I was with was extremely jealous.
	Okay.
	Viciously jealous.
	If I had a female friend, I must have been cheating on her with them.
	I'd been cheating on them the whole time.
	I had to cut every female out of my life, out of social media, delete every number out of my phone.
	Who are they going to go shopping with?
	It's called a serious relationship.
	If I told my wife I was going camping with my friend Leslie this weekend, I think she'd go, no, you're not.
	She even get to where he cries.
	And I lost my friends.
	I lost my jewel.
	We're not going anywhere.
	At which point, I was hit in the face.
	They cut up before the crime.
	Okay.
	So these fucking elites.
	I have.
	So you're still shocked that he was hit in the face.
	They're going to get all seriously.
	I don't want to see them.
	Jesus Christ.
	Imagine their shit take on that.
	So we don't have him crying.
	That's unfortunate.
	Let's take another call.
	All right.
	I'm so sad that we don't have him crying that I'm starting to cry.
	We got.
	He did this too.
	Women look at their eyes after to see if they've absorbed mascara.
	And he was doing that.
	He had no mascara on, obviously.
	And he was like...
	Because he was like mimicking a woman.
	This is 727 online.
	What's up, dude?
	Hey, Gav, what's going on?
	I'm doing a show.
	Oh, no shit.
	I just want to say, as a big fan of comedy, it's very frustrating to be right-wing because I listen to these podcasts and they eventually, of course, all the time, they say Trump supporters are racist and all this.
	And you just lie there and pick England because there's, let's be honest, Steven Crowder isn't very funny.
	You're really one of the only ones.
	You get you and Ryan Long.
	And I just, I don't know why.
	But dude, dude, Ryan Long's not right-wing.
	He's probably a liberal if you really got into it.
	He probably doesn't even like Trump.
	But he's seen as right-wing because he'll make right-wing or jokes that are not alt-left.
	It's the exact same with Kyle Dunagan.
	They think he's right-wing because he made fun of Joe Biden.
	He doesn't like Joe Biden or Trump.
	He makes fun of both of them.
	But you're either 100% with the far left or you're 100% against them.
	Sure, yeah.
	That's a great point.
	I just don't know when we're going to switch over from this, where if someone comes out as any, like what's his name from those Adam Sandler movies, he can't work again.
	You know, it really is frustrating.
	Yeah.
	What about Nick Cearcy?
	Can he work again?
	Rob Schneider, you're talking about.
	Yeah.
	Thanks for calling.
	Rob Schneider, yes, sir.
	Yeah, it's a strange phenomenon, but it has to change at some point.
	I mean, it can't go on like this.
	The pendulum has to swing back because people like good comedy.
	And people think shit's crazy now.
	We've only just begun, as Curtis Mayfield would say.
	We are at the point where, like, everyone said with this last election, this is a turning point for America, right?
	Now we've gone beyond the turning point.
	So now we're falling rumbling off the cliff.
	And it's we definitely, beyond the shadow of a doubt, cannot take eight more years of Biden and Kamala Harris.
	That's the end of America.
	The same way it's the end of Britain with this Muslim invasion of Luton.
	And you go to Birmingham, it's indistinguishable from Lahore, Pakistan.
	It's a Muslim city.
	Now, we don't have any of those kind of problems yet.
	Muslims are 1% of the population here.
	But we're getting to that level of cultural decimation.
	So eight years, you might as well just fucking, I don't know, build a cabin in the woods and arm yourself to the teeth.
	But the real challenge is in the next four years, getting either DeSantis or Trump set up to win this country back.
	And then it's going to be like rebuilding after a fucking hurricane.
	Like we'll have garbage trucks first.
	We've got to restore law and order.
	We've got to free the market again.
	We've got to take away all these tax problems and extra tax plans and start to drain the swamp again.
	It's going to be fucking chaotic.
	So that's going to be nuts too.
	Like the next election, the midterms, all of the next four years, trying, because it's one thing when people say there's soil erosion, your house is going to sink.
	And you go, yeah, yeah, you're right.
	I've heard a few experts have told us that.
	I'm concerned.
	Now it's like, and the house is moving.
	So now things are really going to get crazy because now we're like throwing stuff out of the house, trying to save what we can, getting the kids out the front door.
	We don't know how much of this is this going to just fall off the cliff.
	So it's not like those the year and a half of burning shit down in statues and was like a rocky time.
	No, it's going to get way crazier.
	But I am confident that sanity will win.
	Truth will win.
	The West will win again.
	Because these people have no plan.
	They're just saboteurs.
	They don't want to like take your marriage where you're both unhappy and set you up with someone who would really love you and treat you right for the husband and some man who will really caress you and care for you.
	And now we have two better marriages when there was a terrible one.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	They just want you to get divorced.
	They want you to be miserable.
	They literally want you to get divorced, by the way, as a little side note.
	But they want you to be miserable.
	They want you to suffer.
	And that doesn't win in the long run.
	If you build a better mousetrap, the world beats a path to your door.
	If you force people to buy a shittier mousetrap, eventually people go, fuck you.
	I don't want this.
	And that's where we are with America.
	So it's a treacherous time, but it's sort of an exciting time because you've pushed 331 million people to their breaking point and they're about to break.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave and never stop fighting.

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