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July 2, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E05 - NO JUSTICE JUST US

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	That's a guy named Tom McDonald.
	Why didn't anyone tell me about this dude?
	Mom Teconald.
	Great interjection, Ryan.
	That was really funny.
	You moved some letters around.
	I don't know his name.
	That's how not familiar I am with this man.
	I don't like it.
	I don't know.
	I'm a different generation.
	I'm not into...
	I didn't grow up with M ⁇ M.
	Stop sending me that.
	That didn't sound good to me.
	Just sound like a bunch of rap talk.
	Just go to the beginning, and he's just doing a whole bunch of rap talk.
	I can't hide my frown.
	My smile is hiding from my mouth.
	I can't lie.
	My mind keeps finding time to fight myself.
	Dive so deep inside, feel like I died.
	I'm so high, my eyes can't see the ground beneath the clouds.
	Don't look down.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Don't look down.
	I just did.
	What's going on?
	Keep it quiet, silence on my cries for help.
	As long as I am rising till I'm upside down, I won't look down.
	This a meteoric rise keeps ignoring all the horror stories like so-and-so got way too famous and ended up killing himself with some pills and a knife.
	Hey, I am not the one who's gonna self-destruct.
	Got it up way too far to fail or screw it up.
	Telling me about yourself.
	It's so embarrassing.
	This guy at the bar last night comes in after we did the live show.
	I had a few nippy sweeties.
	He's just talking about his sick mom at the hospital.
	Like every excruciating detail.
	And, you know, you don't want to say to someone like that, they're talking about their mother almost dying, having a stroke.
	You don't want to be like, I don't, this is boring.
	Can you stop?
	You're killing me with the boring.
	Yeah, I'm going to be hospitalized soon.
	I'm going to be right next to your mom in that unit.
	I'm going to be hospitalized if I open my big mouth and tell you how I really feel about this subject.
	And I don't care.
	That's one of my favorite ones.
	The AC is blaring.
	I don't care.
	True.
	You can suffer.
	It's like getting tattooed.
	They always say, no, you shouldn't drink first.
	Why?
	It makes your blood thin, and then it's really hard for the tattooist.
	Yeah, that's his problem.
	Sanitation guys work in the rain.
	It's just, that's the job.
	Sorry, you've got to wipe off extra blood.
	Having like four beers before a tattoo makes it 37 times less painful.
	You know what?
	I bet you're seeing chicks getting into tattoos because of painkillers.
	Because in my day, I got my first in 1988, before you were born, and it fucking killed.
	And then as I got older, I would get drunk first, and then it was just very painful as opposed to like, you're going to faint.
	But then, you know, Xanax and Percocets and all those became big painkillers.
	And the next thing you know, everyone's got like a back piece or some chick has like a squid going up her leg.
	Although women are better at long-term pain because of that pregnancy stuff.
	So this is our first Friday show, Ryan.
	Yeah, in a while.
	I dressed like God.
	Oh, yeah, we have done it before.
	This is our second one.
	What I really mean is this is the first.
	Now that we're doing them, like this feels like what we're doing.
	I dressed as God, Morgan Freeman.
	I like black gods better than white gods because they make me feel less racist.
	The only type of gods there are, really.
	Black gods.
	Can you do a Morgan Freeman imitation?
	Hi.
	Wait.
	Hi.
	I'm black God.
	Hi.
	I'm black.
	Boy, you better not be white god around here.
	I'll whoop you.
	It's sad to say he never went to white heaven.
	There wasn't one.
	What a stupid movie.
	That Jim Carrey one.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Oh, you probably like it, though, right?
	Bruce Almighty?
	Yeah.
	It was okay.
	Haven't watched it in a while.
	I was a kid when it came out.
	So, well, not really.
	Front page of the post, Trumped Up.
	Case against ex-president's company isn't about justice.
	It's a political show trial.
	That's going to be sort of the theme for today's show, is this mega persecution that is going on.
	And I got to say, Soros, you are a worthy adversary.
	Good work.
	You know how they say, not today, Satan?
	Today, Satan.
	You got me.
	You're good.
	He has almost single-handedly destroyed the American justice system.
	I was just talking to John Kinsman's wife, Sanoa, and I told her about that judge in White Plains that threw out the case of the gangbanger shooting someone because the jury was all white.
	So that means they're racist, and that means he didn't get a fair trial.
	And I go, okay, these are the new rules.
	You're moving the goalposts.
	I'll move the goalpost.
	I'll go with you to these new goalposts.
	Max and John's appeal had an all-non-white jury.
	I mean, sorry, judges.
	It was three black women.
	They're what?
	Black women are what?
	7% of the population?
	Yet they were 75% of the judges.
	And then there was a Chinese guy who just wandered off.
	He left during the appeal.
	So let's say three black women were present.
	Is that, you said it can't be monoracial.
	Okay.
	So they didn't get a fair trial.
	He's getting so fucking screwed these days.
	The FBI went into his cell and they said, what did you know about Jan 6?
	And did you help plan the insurrection?
	And he goes, I'm in prison.
	I don't know if you've looked around.
	This is a cell.
	They didn't literally come to his cell.
	They had a meeting with him in a fucking room.
	He goes, Yeah, I'm in prison, guys.
	And they go, Are you going to resume your leadership roles when you get out?
	What?
	I was a leader, was I?
	Like, do you guys do Google?
	And so they said, You better not, whatever.
	And then, you know what happened to him?
	Someone sees he drew a Proud Boy picture.
	He does a lot of art now.
	We don't sell it anymore because it shuts down payment processors and no one wants John's black family to get money because he's racist.
	See how that works?
	And they saw the picture.
	It was just a guy named Fred Perry.
	So they cut off his early time.
	He was going to get off six months early from taking all these classes and stuff.
	They just threw it in the garbage.
	And then I said, well, let's sue them.
	And she goes, no, no, no, no.
	Maybe when he gets out.
	But when you start, especially at Bear Hill where he is, when you start saying, I have rights, they fuck you hard because you don't.
	So, you know, if we took them to trial now, they'd make his life a living hell in there.
	We'll have to deal with it when he gets out.
	But that's political persecution is what's going on there.
	And that's what this is.
	Do you know what the charge is?
	His CFO had the company that he was working at was paying for things like a trip or tuition or a car or something.
	And they were expensing it to the company.
	You know, like everyone does.
	I'm John Mulaney all of a sudden.
	You know, like everyone does.
	You know, like when electricians go to Florida and his company pays for the trip?
	I remember when I was a kid, my dad would say, ask me about the company.
	I go, what?
	Ask me about CDC, Computing Devices Canada.
	Ask me about CDC.
	Is CDC nice?
	He's like, it's reasonable.
	All right, there, we can write it off.
	And then the company would pay for our lunch.
	But what Soros did was he started funding all of these DAs all over the country.
	So now when these trials happen, the MAGA people are persecuted and the Antifa guys go free.
	That's the Soros thing.
	Hey, look up Cyrus Vance and Soros.
	Because the Manhattan DA is Cyrus Vance and he's behind all of this shit.
	So I wouldn't be surprised if Soros, when I say Soros appointed, what I mean is he pours money into the campaign and then they end up winning.
	And then you have a woke justice system, which it doesn't sound that terrible when you first hear about it.
	You're like, oh, well, so a murderer will have to go to jail and the jury is still going to find him guilty if he murdered the person.
	The DNA evidence, whatever.
	Yeah, but if anything is remotely political, the justice system snuffs him out.
	Now you have power.
	Oh my God, is Cyrus Vance on this list?
	I said look up Cyrus Vance.
	I did.
	Well, this article came up.
	Okay, now do a search for the word Cyrus.
	What the fuck?
	Equally disconcerting, these Trojan horse prosecutors drop any pretense of impartiality.
	They bring a highly charged political viewpoint to an office that's supposed to be apolitical.
	It's no wonder Soros-funded prosecutors like New York Attorney General Letitia James and Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance Jr. have harassed President Trump with never-ending investigations and subpoenas.
	A.G. James is also trying to disband the NRA.
	Like Captain Ahab chasing after the whale, the white whale, they are obsessed with undermining the president and ultimately our nation.
	Whoa.
	Mind-blown.
	We just discovered a scoop live together.
	So he's the guy that's doing this.
	This Cyrus Vance is behind this.
	And he's behind Max and John.
	Isn't that a trip?
	Speaking of political persecution, we'll get back into Max and John in a second, but this suit's bothering me a little bit.
	Mercedes has COVID, right?
	Now, I'm convinced Mercedes is innocent.
	Can you come over here and flip that viewfinder?
	It's distracting me.
	I'm convinced Mercedes is innocent, and I'm convinced that her persecution is political.
	So they threw her in jail, threw away the key.
	What?
	What?
	Flip the viewfinder.
	Yeah.
	Why do you need to be told that three times and then ask questions about it?
	Because you've historically never wanted it facing you.
	Yes, I've always wanted it facing me.
	And then you said that was too distracting.
	I could pull up the tapes.
	Yeah, please do.
	Please do.
	Yeah.
	See, I know why I like to face the viewfinder, because it makes my eyes look at the camera more and not the monitor.
	There was a period, the most recent period was flip it away from me.
	You're wrong.
	Promise.
	All right.
	Promise you're wrong.
	Anyway, so she's thrown in there, awaiting trial.
	You know, you can wait for your trial for five years, and that's what she's doing, rotting in jail, which is worse than rotting in prison.
	You're only supposed to be there temporarily.
	It's more violent in jail.
	Prison is better.
	And she doesn't have the right to go to prison yet.
	She doesn't have a trial.
	She can't defend herself.
	And then she gets COVID.
	So she'll have to see the top doctor at the San Bernardino County prison, right?
	Jail.
	Guess who that is?
	That's Dr. Louis Tran, her ex.
	He hates her guts because she left him.
	So she's in a screaming panic that she's going to get killed.
	Look up Dr. Lewis L-U-I-S Tran.
	Is that it?
	T-R-I-N.
	And then, like, prison or something.
	See, this is...
	So controlling the justice system is more than just controlling a couple guys who did a bad thing in court.
	Lewis Tran, yeah?
	Yeah, I think that's him.
	So she's going to end up there with the guy she dumped.
	Yep, California, Louis.
	Dr. Lewis Tran.
	Oh, I was spelling it wrong.
	Or the guy that texted me spelt it wrong.
	So now spell it right.
	Cut and paste it.
	It's L-O-Y.
	It's not very hot.
	How did he get Mercedes?
	So that's what happens.
	And now your enemies are in prison.
	You have your paramilitary wing, your Antifa, they go around vandalizing the country.
	And if anyone stands up to them, you can put them in prison because you have Cyrus Vance.
	And he doesn't just stop it.
	He goes all the way from the bottom, Max and John, to the former President of the United States, Donald Trump.
	It's genius.
	It's a great chess move.
	You do it stealthily behind the backs.
	Someone goes, this billionaire is funding campaigns for DAs.
	Okay, that doesn't sound so bad.
	Yeah, it is.
	It's the end of the justice system.
	And as this is going on, of course, Trump is asking questions.
	Like he just tweeted out.
	He said, who shot Ashley Babbitt?
	Now, he must know it's Mike, what's his name, Bird?
	Yeah, that's 1-4.
	So he's aware of what's going on, Trump.
	He's aware that he's part of a political witch hunt, and we're all in the same boat.
	Joe Biggs and Trump are in the same boat, and they have the same Soros-funded backer, Cyrus Vance.
	It goes Cuomo, Cyrus Vance, Steinglass.
	Steinglass is the actual DA.
	Who shot Ashley Babbitt, wrote Trump on Thursday afternoon?
	Now everyone knows, right?
	Look at this.
	There's Joe Biggs.
	I said they're on the same page, right?
	They're literally on the same page.
	There's Joe, and if you scroll up, there's Trump.
	Isn't that crazy?
	What a relevant show we are.
	Wow.
	Now let's see who it is.
	Wait.
	Oh yeah, 1-7.
	I don't know why I stuffed it all the way down to 1-7.
	Capital Copy Murder Ashley Babbitt identified as Michael Leroy Bird.
	Let's have a look at him.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	Let's see some more.
	He's a real snazzy dresser, isn't he?
	Look at the pocket squares.
	The identity of Ashley Babbitt shooter is Lieutenant Michael Leroy Bird.
	Multiple mainstream media outlets have known this, but they refuse to run the story.
	Why?
	Because he's black.
	Derek Chauvin, 22 years.
	Black guy, black cop shoots that white woman who called 911.
	He gets 12.
	The why of things.
	Our justice system is woke.
	It's bullshit.
	And it sucks because of George Soros' intervention.
	They talk about election meddling.
	How about justice meddling?
	He's altered American justice permanently.
	I was so naive.
	I thought that, well, first of all, I thought the FBI and the CIA were really cool and they got the job done.
	And if you met someone from the FBI, you'd be like, oh, shit, this guy's a badass.
	He's James Bond.
	Now I see them as the DMV, a bunch of retarded clowns.
	We're going to go visit John Kinsman in Bear Hill and see if we can get to the bottom of this insurrection thing.
	Nice work, guys.
	But secondly, I thought, hmm, judges are getting woke.
	I guess it's all that PC shit in college finally, you know, blossoming.
	It's like Chiquadas, 17 years after PC, they're in the courts.
	But no, it's purposeful meddling.
	Little side note here.
	I hate when people say purposefully, okay?
	Purposefully is like, say, you're setting up dominoes, right?
	You're purposefully putting each domino carefully in a row.
	Different from purposely.
	Purposely, you're just doing it on purpose.
	But not only do they do it on purpose, but they purposefully sat there planting DAs all over the country so they could control justice and Soros could decide who goes to jail and for how long.
	What a better way.
	Like, lawfare was his previous thing.
	I believe Ezra Levant wrote an article in The Sun, and I believe that Soros then embroiled Ezra in law fair for decades.
	And that's effective.
	You bankrupt people, you ruin their lives, you stress them out, you give them cancer.
	And that's what they did to Roger Stone.
	But with Roger Stone, they decided to up it one more and go, no, let's actually throw him in prison.
	And the only reason he got out is because the president of the United States, the most powerful man in the world, said, don't put him in prison.
	They're still fucking with him like crazy.
	Now he bought a house.
	I don't know how he afforded it.
	Maybe someone bought it for him.
	And now they're investigating that.
	It's MAGA persecution.
	I saw this was interesting, speaking of MAGA persecution.
	Some ex-senator said she started a new July 4th tradition.
	July 4th is the day we celebrate independence, right?
	What was it?
	Congress of 13 states that said we are going to hereby declare, in the middle of a war, we hereby declare independence.
	That's what it's about.
	It's about the Founding Fathers.
	It's about John Hancock and all that stuff.
	They really put it together fast, too.
	They declared independence tomorrow, July 2nd.
	No, today.
	What's the date today?
	It must be July 2nd, right?
	Yeah.
	Because yesterday was Canada Day.
	The day of Canada.
	Canada's birthday.
	So they declared independence July 2nd.
	Two days later, they had the whole bill written up.
	The Declaration of Independence done, signed.
	That was the days.
	That's when young people were politicians.
	Those guys were all like 20.
	What?
	Really?
	Oh, yeah.
	Holy shit.
	And you know what's weird?
	About half a dozen of them died on various July 4ths.
	That's got to be from partying, right?
	Yeah, actually, no.
	I thought it was ominous, but I love celebrating July 4th.
	I'm an immigrant who's happy to be here, but imagine you are the guy behind it.
	I am July 4th.
	I am July 4th.
	It's my birthday.
	So you're going to get shithoused.
	So it's not Spookam.
	Yeah, I don't think so.
	No.
	Otherwise, I could have been spooking.
	It's not like the whole cast of poltergeist dying.
	That's Spoo Cam.
	All right, so yeah, 1-5, new July 4th tradition.
	We're going to start a new family tradition in my family on the 4th of July.
	And every 4th of July going forward, we're going to watch that video that the New York Times put together of January 6th.
	All right, Claire McCaskill, have a great 4th of July to you and your family.
	Joe, same to you.
	We will see all into this 4th of July weekend.
	That would be great if you just went, all right, you're a mental bitch.
	And her last appearance.
	Did you notice what happened there?
	This is in the tweet.
	This is a great guy to follow, by the way.
	The guy who tweeted the 1.7?
	Oh, no, no, no.
	Arthur Bloom?
	Yeah, Arthur Bloom.
	Well, they'll have to watch the NYT supercut because if they watch the 10 or so relevant minutes of the Jaden X footage, they probably wouldn't reach the same conclusions McCaskill wants them to.
	So just to be clear here, the only way she can get her narrative is to watch a carefully edited supercut by a liberal newspaper.
	That's how she gets her narrative.
	That's how it works.
	We, of course, have seen piles of other footage, including Jaden Axe's John Sullivan.
	That's the Antifa guy who went in there and egged Ashley Babbitt on and said, go, go, go, through the window.
	When then she was then shot by a black guy.
	You want to play race?
	We can play race.
	And then we also have all the footage of guys just meandering in.
	Hey, man.
	What's up?
	Oh, hey.
	I got shot in the face with a bullet, a rubber bullet.
	Oh, shit.
	And then the cops, remember that footage?
	Cops come in.
	Yeah.
	Could you guys get out of here?
	He's like, yeah, we were just cleaning things up, actually.
	Yeah, we're just trying to make sure no one damages anything.
	And then, you know, I think Stop Hate, they put together a whole thing of people stopping literally Antifa members, like guys dressed in all black.
	And they were like, fuck Antifa.
	They're shouting this stuff.
	And then they're trying to break the windows.
	There's like a lot of Antifa breaking the windows.
	Yes, there's footage.
	Guys that they keep following are like, this is the same guy.
	Dude, why are you always blurry?
	Maybe because I move.
	You know why?
	I think because when I move my mic, now I have to go over here, but now this should be good.
	Right?
	And why are you dressed exactly like the puppet from Arrested Development?
	Bluth?
	Yeah.
	Remember yesterday we showed him, and I said you even dressed like him.
	Or maybe this was the July 4th pre-tape, so that might confuse people.
	And then you show up to work today dressed like that puppet, not knowing.
	And by the way, that puppet is meant to annoy your eyes.
	You think so?
	I know so.
	Hey, yo, Daddy!
	How's it going, brother?
	Trunk and roll the windows down, please.
	I'm just messing with you.
	Hey, Michael, how you doing, little man?
	What a handkerchief.
	The little hand really kills me.
	Oh, my God.
	I've never seen that show.
	I've been recommending it a lot.
	I made Will Arnett do a spit take once in Vegas.
	That's hard to do.
	We were playing blackjack with the meanest blackjack dealer you've ever, the grumpiest, shittiest, most sullen blackjack dealer I've ever dealt with.
	And I was like, hey, can I ask you a question?
	How did you get the nickname, Mr. Grumpy?
	It wasn't a spider.
	I just took a sip of my Red Bull, not even thinking about that.
	Yeah, that was close.
	Speaking of globalists running our country into the ground, look at 1.6.
	This is disturbing.
	So they've got this grandma.
	She's only 49, which means they really churn them out young in Indiana.
	So scroll down in this article to the sort of, there we go.
	In a letter to the judge asking for leniency, she was the first one to be prosecuted, by the way, and she got a very lenient sentence.
	I think she just has probation.
	So this is the first charge.
	But the judge goes, I want you to know that this is not indicative of the upcoming charges.
	Don't think we're going to be lenient with all of them.
	But they are lenient with this one.
	Why?
	Because the globalists sent her to re-education camp, and she has been cleansed.
	It's a gulag.
	We have gulags.
	We have re-education camps.
	In a letter to the judge asking for leniency, Lloyd wrote that she was a registered Democrat, but that she and her husband began supporting Trump in 2016 because he was standing up for what we believe in.
	After her arrest, Lloyd's lawyer gave her a list of books and movies to, quote, help her see what life is like for others in our country.
	Lloyd wrote.
	No, go back.
	Oh, yeah.
	Lloyd said she has sought to educate herself by watching movies such as Schindler's List and the history channel's Burning Tulsa and reading Brian Stevenson's Just Mercy.
	I've lived a sheltered life and truly haven't experienced life the way many have, Lloyd wrote.
	I've learned that even though we live in a wonderful country, things still need to improve.
	People of all colors should feel as safe as I do to walk down the street.
	This is the Soviet Union.
	Ask Alexander Soliznetsyn, who I was wrong.
	He's not alive.
	He died in 04 or something like that.
	I can't remember when.
	In the Soviet Union, if you committed wrong think, you would go to a re-education camp.
	Sometimes, not only would you go to re-education camp, but you'd also have to do hard labor for like three or four months, and then you'd come back and be reintegrated into society, having meted out your punishment, which is exactly like that Marine who called in, or maybe he wasn't a Marine, sergeant,
	whatever, that military dude, who said, I don't think women belong in the military.
	He was stripped of his rank and forced to do, what was it, 60 days hard labor, and then he could quit, or he was going to go to prison.
	That's not similar to a gulag.
	That is verbatim literally what a gulag is.
	They made her read certain books and watch certain movies.
	Uh-oh.
	Are these the fireworks?
	Hey, man.
	Uh, not much.
	I'm shooting my show.
	What?
	You want to do this?
	Okay.
	And And how am I going to get you the money?
	I'll just pay you back when I see you?
	Okay.
	Yeah, call me back.
	That's an African-American man, you'll be happy to hear, who's going to help me buy fireworks.
	Because I'm going all the way up to PA, and I don't want to go up there, buy the fireworks, come back, and then go up again.
	That's an extra four hours.
	So I'm going to Venmo him money, then he goes to FaceTimes at Phantom Fireworks, and we'll buy them together that way.
	So this isn't anytime soon.
	We can't do this live?
	Well, he said 2.30.
	We'll see.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	She's been re-educated.
	And the other thing that's great about being a globalist who controls the justice system is you change the priorities of the FBI and the CIA.
	Because if they arrest Antifa for destroying our country, they don't go to jail.
	That's no results.
	Your career sucks.
	Oh, you're the detective that keeps arresting people that get let out.
	You're not helping.
	You're not cleaning up the streets.
	Oh, you're the guy who bagged the Proud Boys.
	You're the guy who bagged the insurrectionists.
	You're getting a raise.
	So it's not just that Soros hires Cyrus Vance as a DA.
	It's that he's changed law enforcement completely.
	So remember that guy who goes into the post office and is like, I'm filming here.
	You can't kick me out.
	I find it annoying.
	I kind of get it.
	You're antagonizing the government.
	It's not my cup of tea.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Oh, geez.
	I don't like how it says the person's name.
	I'm sorry I have my phone on, but this fireworks thing has to happen today.
	And I'm buying a car, trading in a car, actually.
	I was going to get a Defender, but they're like $88,000.
	Didn't you fall out of love with those two?
	And I fell out of love.
	I just saw one this morning and I was like, what's your, when did they stop making LR4s?
	And they go, 2018, what's your closest to that?
	What's your last LR4?
	And they showed me one that was like 25 grand used from 2018 or something.
	And I was like, or 2016, whatever.
	And I was like, this is so much better.
	If you're going to spend 88 grand, it should be something that gives you a boner where you wake up in the middle of the night and you just have to go and just look at it.
	But pull up the Defender.
	It just looks like a little kid's toy.
	It's got that big, stupid, swollen bubble face, like a cough drop.
	Yeah.
	And remember, this is the pictures they chose to put online.
	No, no, their old defenders are beautiful.
	This is supposed to be a reboot of the old one.
	The old ones look great.
	The new ones look like shit.
	Go down.
	Go down.
	Look at that one right in the middle.
	That's what they used to be, right?
	And now look at this Herbie the Love Bug blue thing next to it.
	When I say a kid's toy, I mean like a baby.
	That's a toy for a little baby.
	So no, I'm not spending all that money on something that I don't want to look at.
	That's beautiful.
	I know a guy who imports these from Russia, the real deal old ones, and they're like 60 grand, but they go about 50 miles an hour.
	And they're loud as shit.
	Anyway, so he goes into the post office and he says, I'm going to film this.
	And by the way, that black guy was supposed to be at the fireworks store at noon, and now it's 2.30.
	Are you saying he's a little late?
	I'm just saying.
	Okay.
	When a stereotype becomes something, it becomes something.
	So he goes to the post office and he does all this shit.
	And it's annoying, but I get it.
	He calls himself a free speech auditor.
	Okay, not my cup of tea.
	I don't like bugging people who are working blue-collar jobs.
	But they caught him.
	He was at the insurrection.
	Seakonkman arrested for taking part in Capital Insurrection.
	He's a First Amendment auditor who works with Josh Abrams and other TB famous ratchets.
	I don't know what TB means.
	But nice work, FBI, CIA, you caught them.
	You're really rounding up those meanderers.
	One day they'll get all the old grandmas to watch movies and read books and be punished with probation for the sin of the January 6th meandering.
	I mean, does anyone else see this?
	I don't think so, right?
	Like that Vanity Fair hit piece is all about how my horrible words can be linked to that terror that was the insurrection.
	How many, that's some data I'd like to see.
	How many Americans think it was a cataclysmic, horrific, horrible event?
	Like we've had politicians say it's the worst thing to happen in this country since the Civil War.
	I think Biden may have said that.
	And then the rest of us just go, yeah, it was silly.
	It was like, what happens when people are mad?
	You don't advocate it, but you also totally understand it.
	That's how I assume every sane person sees it.
	But what are the numbers?
	Sex was like not a big deal.
	Half and half?
	This is him.
	Documentarian.
	And, you know, as like you guys, when you guys hear of something, you guys show up as you do now and ask questions or record and see what happens.
	That's what I was doing there.
	So there are photos of you reportedly kind of stomping on camera equipment and stuff.
	Is that you in that picture the FBI is putting out?
	I would not like to comment on that at this time, but I'm working everything out with shorts and whatnot.
	Beautiful tits.
	Little perky pear shape.
	You don't want to put on a t-shirt when the press is there to interview you?
	He has vanilla tattooed on his shoulder.
	This guy rules.
	He has a what?
	A tattoo of the word vanilla.
	Hopefully he's got a best friend that has a chocolate tattoo.
	That'd be cool if you said, Yeah, that was me stamping on their equipment.
	And if you don't fuck off, I'm going to stamp on your equipment.
	Hell yeah.
	Like one time, the singer of the Yaya Yaz, I thought she was being accosted by some guy who was just bothering her because she's famous.
	And we were friends.
	I think Weiss kind of discovered the Ya Yayaz.
	We all sort of came up together.
	So I feel sort of protective of her.
	And this guy's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	And I think, that's annoying me.
	So I take a lemon out of my cocktail and I just aim it.
	And I just go, boom.
	Like James Bond, a real James Bond, not the CIA, it hits him in his eyeball.
	Wow.
	And he just goes, ah!
	Oh my God.
	Oh, ah, ah.
	He gets up and leaves.
	And I was just like, that was easy.
	That's surreal.
	Look up Ya Yaya Ya singer, dummy.
	Her.
	Half Asian, kind of nuts.
	I'd throw a lemon for her.
	Because she's a sister of mine in Asian blood.
	Spike Jones ripped, totally used her and abused her.
	Those sweet guys you gotta watch out for.
	The cute little nice nerdy guys.
	They just, because they want to get revenge from the junior high years when no one was fucking them.
	Although David Cross, I gotta hand it to him.
	I never saw him fuck over any girls, cheat on them.
	And he sh couldn't have been popular in high school.
	He was from Jew York City living in the south in Atlanta.
	Anyway, so then her stylist lady who does all her clothes goes, did you just throw a lemon in Chris's eye?
	And I was kind of ignoring her.
	And I didn't realize that she was enjoying talking to that guy.
	He wasn't bothering her at all.
	That's her friend Chris.
	And I was like, meh.
	And she goes, answer me, Gavin.
	Did you throw a lemon in Chris's eye?
	And I went, yeah, I did.
	And if you don't fuck off, I'm going to throw a lemon in your eye.
	That's your move.
	That's the deal.
	That's the best way to deal with these sort of things is you don't deny it.
	Own it.
	Were you calling me fat?
	Yeah, I did.
	You're huge, dude.
	I was being nice by calling you fat, actually.
	Yeah, you double down.
	Never, yeah, never sort of go, well, sort of.
	You got to understand that you were a lot heavier than...
	No.
	Yeah, I did, fat pig.
	Like today, I finally made it back to the gym, and I'm like, I'm back.
	And I rolls, and then Tommy Bags is like, what the fuck?
	Look at you.
	You're obese.
	And I pull up my shirt.
	I go, you mean this?
	And you know how you can push it out.
	And he goes, Gavin, what the fuck?
	You look like you're having a baby.
	And then the owner's like, you don't come because it's hot out?
	You know why I'm here?
	And I go, yeah, because you own the place.
	You have to be here.
	And he goes, no, because I'm a man.
	I go, you're playing Candy Crush under a fan.
	He goes, I don't even know how to play Candy Crush.
	I got the game wrong.
	It's like some jackpot game.
	I'm like, that's not really manly.
	Okay, the fan part, those stands.
	And then I did just waits and workouts with the trainer and didn't do the heavy bags or spar.
	Because when you haven't gone in a week, sparring is, that's a little too intense, especially because it's still pretty hot.
	And as I get to the door, Larry Burns just yells out, see you later, wimp.
	Oh, fun stuff.
	He's a smart man, Larry.
	When are we going to get him in here?
	Yeah, we got to do it now that the studio is set up.
	Just with July 4th and everything, I'm going to get Ann Coulter in here soon, too.
	These sets look good when they're all lit up.
	We had the help with the lighting guy.
	Damn, these sets are good.
	Oh, my God.
	They're just begging to be used.
	Ooh, yeah.
	I want to use her like the way Spike Jones used the singer, the yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Well, not that much, but yes, something like that.
	Let me just finish this whole sort of thread.
	This story didn't go anywhere.
	It was on Tucker, of course, but outside of him and a few esoteric right-wing sources, this story died instantly.
	There was a lunatic Muslim running for office.
	I didn't number this, but it would be.
	It's between 18 and 19.
	She's got a weird name like Ubax.
	Yeah, Ubax Adardir.
	She's a mental.
	She's a mentally ill person with the IQ of a fish who's running for city council.
	Mentally ill Han Omar.
	No, El Han Omar is mentally ill too.
	It's hard to tell when someone is this dumb though.
	Like when someone has the IQ of 60, are you just like, you don't understand how life works?
	Or are you insane?
	I can't tell.
	That's the problem when you get into the 60 to 70 zone of IQ points.
	But well loved by the left.
	She, to show how Islamophobic everyone is, look at her.
	Hello.
	I like strawberries.
	Hello.
	Are you my friend?
	I will bite you.
	Wow.
	She went from friends to bite you pretty quick.
	She doesn't know that biting is bad.
	Right.
	She sees people kiss, and she thinks they're biting each other.
	When you love someone, you bite their face.
	No, no, that's kissing, Ubax.
	But she went on a school bus full of kids and said, I have a bomb to show you that Seattle is Islamophobic.
	Yeah.
	If phobia is to be scared of, and you're on a bus and you're Muslim, I'm Islamophobic, especially when it involves kids.
	What are you doing, Ryan?
	I got it.
	Oh.
	Play something, I'm giving up on you.
	They should have ran off the bus the second they saw her.
	I mean, so my point is, this woman's running for office.
	No charges, no nothing.
	And people who storm the capital, sorry, meander the Capitol, that is law enforcement's primary goal.
	And the only way you can get away with it is to go on the gulag to the re-education camp.
	Remember when Bernie Bros were talking about this, Project Veritas was admitting to re-education camps.
	The Bernie Bros were saying, if Bernie wins, we're going to teach people how not to be a fucking Nazi, was the way they put it.
	And here we are, giving books to read.
	Incredibly biased books, too.
	Like, you know, the way they teach the Tulsa massacre is nothing to do with the truth.
	It's going to be like the government sent in planes and bombed Black Wall Street because it was too successful.
	Anyway, that's enough serious shit.
	I didn't do my racist Bernie Sanders on air.
	That could be a good segue.
	They say that 14% is part of the, is 50% of the violent crimes, but it's more like 2% because it's black males 18 to 25, and it's more like 70% of crime in general.
	2% responsible for 70%?
	I think that's just honest, Bernie Sanders.
	That's just correct, Bernie Sanders.
	Racist Bernie Sanders is, we have to get the 14% down to maybe 2, maybe 1%.
	I mean, it's too many percents.
	Ed Henry is suing.
	This goes under fake news.
	Maybe show my fake news thing.
	Fake news.
	I didn't do my hair before I came here, so I'm sorry.
	I didn't do my care before.
	That's weird.
	Yes.
	Because he got caught fucking this Asian chick.
	And so when the left reported on it, they added this little Easter egg that he has had a history of sexual misconduct, which isn't true.
	Henry was fired by Fox in July after the network received sexual misconduct complaint.
	Jennifer Erckhardt sued Henry, saying he'd violently raped her.
	He always maintained the relationship was consensual.
	Look up Jennifer Eckhart.
	Maybe she, yeah, she's white, but his wife is Asian.
	And his wife let it go.
	I guess he did a lot of crying and she said, all right, all right, all right, just don't do it ever again.
	And then I think Fox, yeah, her.
	I think what happened was some rude texts got out.
	She looks like a weird puppet.
	And she was embarrassed, so she turned it into a Me Too rape thing.
	This is when rape was the hot thing.
	It was hot to be raped.
	And I don't believe her.
	I don't believe all women.
	I think they were just having raunchy sex and he got caught and she wanted to spin it her way.
	And I'm glad he's suing.
	He's suing.
	Go back to the original article.
	He's suing Brian Stettler.
	Go down?
	So that's him.
	He's the Pocket Square Master.
	I've spoken to him a few times about Pocket Squares.
	Yeah, those two.
	Smoke Show and Humpty Dumpty.
	The Turgid Title Tale.
	Smokeshow, by the way, is the one who was so impressed with our man David Shortel for just on instincts alone staking out Roger Stone's house minutes before the SWAT team showed up.
	What a gifted man.
	So both of those people can burn in hell.
	I'm glad they're getting fuck with.
	But the problem with rooting for Ed Henry is I can never forget him crying his face off on Fox and Friends when he decided he was going to give his sister a kidney or something.
	It's the worst TV cry.
	It's 1-3.
	It's the worst TV cry I've ever seen in my life.
	And I cringe every time I think of it.
	And I can't look at Ed Henry the same, which I guess what he was going for.
	Wait, stop, stop.
	He didn't want to be known as the serial cheater.
	So he thought, I'll make a big announcement.
	I'll cry my eyes out.
	And then that will stick in our heads.
	And it kind of worked for me, because this is what I think of when anyone says Ed Henry.
	Hold on to your hats, folks.
	Colin has a liver disorder, and you as her brother have decided to step up and donate a portion of this.
	And watching your heart in this process, the emotional connection you have to your sister.
	Listen, you're getting emotional now for all the right reasons.
	I mean, you're saving, hopefully saving the life of you.
	None of them come and bring everybody a fuck.
	And they're amazing.
	I don't see the tears.
	And you got some great family.
	You're totally familiar with it.
	We sure are.
	The process is going to be a bit long.
	We're going to miss you for a while on the couch.
	So we're going to do the sturdy on Tuesday.
	And what's amazing about the liver that I've learned that you didn't know is that it regenerates.
	How do you not know that?
	It all goes as planned.
	My lobes are essentially of two lobes.
	And we're going to have a doctor on shortly to kind of explain this better than I can.
	She hasn't wanted me to do this because she's not going to be able to do it.
	No, this is not it.
	She's on the list.
	I think Fox is putting out an edited version.
	Look it up, dude.
	It's way worse than that.
	He goes, Hunt, here's Afghanistan.
	Are you giving my liver to my sister?
	And I saw it happen live and I was just going, oh my God, I hope I never see him again because I won't be able to look at him.
	Holy shit, it's kind of hard to find.
	Yeah, it's been scrubbed, hasn't it?
	Wow.
	Ed Henry crying liver.
	Just put Ed Henry liver.
	This is how to...
	Okay, say Your sister's dying, and for some reason you're on TV and you have to talk about it.
	This is how you do it, okay?
	So I understand you're not going to be with us on Tuesday, Gavin.
	Yeah.
	Doing a liver I'm very emotional, it's really hard to talk about a liver transplant.
	Anyway, I'm sorry.
	I apologize.
	I can't talk.
	It's just a little too close to the bone.
	That was the only clip I could see.
	I'm trying to search elsewhere.
	And then they'll move on.
	You're not going to get in trouble.
	Hey, you weren't dynamic enough when you were talking about your dying sister.
	Why are you doing the cry talk thing?
	It's so embarrassing.
	How we doing?
	Play something I'm giving up on you.
	Seems to be that that is the only clip I could find so far.
	Wait, let's see.
	Play something I'm giving up on you.
	Here we go.
	Here we go.
	I'm going to donate part of my liver on Tuesday.
	That's as good as my best friend is dying.
	Oh my God, look at him.
	He farts right after.
	He'd been dying to fart the whole time.
	He thought, well, I'm going to have lots of empathy right now.
	This is a time to fucking gas the room.
	Time to fucking...
	Wait, while that reloads.
	Smoke bomb.
	I have a thing to cue.
	You have a what?
	Hold on, one second.
	Play something I'm giving up on you.
	I'm going to reload this page.
	Play something I'm giving up on you.
	Boy, the universe really doesn't want us to see Henry making an ass of himself.
	Yeah, we get here.
	So I'm going to donate part of my liver on Tuesday.
	Wow.
	So for our viewers, you've had a heavy heart for a while, rightfully so.
	Your sister, Colleen, has a liver disorder, and you, as her brother, have decided to step up and donate a portion of your liver.
	This has been a long journey, and it's really, it's good to talk about it.
	It's just hard to hope it helps people because there's a lot of people who need organ donations.
	The people probably going through exactly what you're going through right now, and you sharing the story is going to make a huge difference.
	I'm going to give you a huge kudos for this ad, honestly.
	It's going to be hard to do.
	A few days ago.
	And I got to say, she was really happy there.
	And that's all I want to do.
	Give her a little life.
	Your sister told me that two years younger than you.
	No, listen, it told us what.
	I want to say a couple of weeks ago we found out about this.
	And watching your heart in this process, the emotional connection you have to your sister.
	Listen, you're getting emotional now for all the right reasons.
	I mean, you're saving, ultimately saving life in your life.
	And for the record, those are our farts.
	Edited in.
	We apologize for doing that.
	It's not who we are as a network.
	It's not who I am as a person.
	And I'd like to cut over to Ryan now because he would like to make a formal apology for making Ed Henry fart while he was discussing his life of his possible death of his sister.
	Guys, you know, we all go through things.
	Are you blurry?
	What he was going through was very important.
	And to make fun of it is to be a meanie-bumbalini.
	Hate has no home here is perfectly sharp.
	Now there's a Somalian on my face.
	Oh, God.
	And your face is blurry.
	There's a Somalian on my face.
	Let's lighten up the fare here.
	It's all pretty intense.
	Sports.
	We don't have a sports bumper.
	Sports talk, sports talk.
	Remember that?
	Yeah.
	I thought I invented a great song.
	Sports talk, sports talk.
	And then Kale Hartman goes, I can't tell if you're kidding or if you don't realize that you're just saying Wayne's World, but Sports Talk.
	And I was like, oh, shit.
	I've been doing it for months.
	Guys, welcome back to Sports Talk, Sports Talk.
	What a fun little thing I invented.
	It's just Wayne's World.
	It's Wayne's World.
	Good news in the history of sports here.
	Remember that thing from like an hour ago, the YouTubers fighting the TikTokers and the Zulus fighting the Hulus and the Hootsies killing the Tootsies?
	Oh, my heart bleeds for Africa.
	No, the worst was the Triller one where we paid money to watch Justin Bieber, that chick who had a number one hit, who did my baby Milky Duds.
	She had the big controversy, whatever her name was.
	Dola D. What was her name?
	Doja Cat?
	Doja Cat, Dojo Cat.
	She did the Milk song.
	I'm a cow.
	I'm a cow.
	Like, she came on, and then the fights were shockingly bad.
	Just flailing.
	Like, if it was in a bar, you'd go, whoa, that's the worst bar fight I've ever seen.
	Are those people retarded?
	And we were so pissed off, me and Maddie Odell, that we, luckily, we could switch to UFC, and that was a great night of UFC.
	But we were both, like, I don't know how many times we stopped and just looked at each other and went, what are we watching?
	Aren't you embarrassed?
	And then I was so pissed off the next day.
	I went in the gym and I was like, this can't go on.
	There's no way anyone is watching the next one.
	Now, I think a few people tuned in to the Jake Paul, what was it, Floyd Mayweather one, which was clearly fake.
	We saw Floyd knock him out accidentally and then carry him so he wouldn't hit the mat because they had previously agreed on eight rounds and that's what all the betting was based on.
	So I can't knock him down early.
	And then they decided to keep going, keep upping the ante.
	And I wasn't exactly right about when it was going to break, but it finally broke.
	Thank God.
	It's garbage.
	Headlined by these two idiots.
	Turns out, no one on the card has been paid yet.
	And the company that put it on has filed for bankruptcy.
	Right, Bryce Hall, who claimed he was going to make $5 million, got punched in the face so hard he turned into one of the founding fathers for nothing.
	On top of that, the company that put on the fight, if you watch Real Fighting, you would get a kick out of this, thought that they could get 500,000 pay-per-views.
	That's what they needed just to break even, pay everyone's salaries.
	They got $136,000.
	You remember this garbage?
	Isn't that fantastic?
	Thank God.
	Because talk about going out with a whimper.
	I didn't want that sport to die that way.
	Also in sports, yesterday, I forgot to mention is Bobby Banilla Day.
	This might be the stupidest deal in the history of the sport.
	He was a Met for like an hour and a half, and they could have just paid him, I think it was $5 million or something.
	Yeah, $5.9 million.
	But they said, I know, let's pay him $1.2 million for 25 years instead.
	What?
	$25 million is less than $6 million?
	Yes, it is, because you see, we've invested in this magic hedge fund that pays out 12% a year.
	And that's going to last forever because 12% a year is totally normal.
	No, it's not.
	5% is normal.
	Most people can't break 5%.
	If you're getting 12, you're probably in a pyramid scheme.
	Who's running this hedge fund that you think is going to be paying you all this money every year?
	They go, oh, it's our friend Bernie Madoff.
	Huh.
	So, of course, Bernie Madoff goes to prison.
	And now, whoever owns the Mets is settled with this ridiculous deal of $1.19 million a year.
	And he's sucked.
	He also gets half a million dollars a year from the Baltimore Orioles.
	Who's running?
	I don't know anything about sports.
	I'm pretty familiar with the Mets.
	That's about it.
	But who's coming up with these fucking deals?
	And then our other big top sports story is this chick smoked pot.
	I don't care that she smoked pot.
	It's boring to me.
	What I care about is her fucking eyelashes.
	This eyelash thing has got to stop.
	Does anyone not see this as comical?
	You look like Mrs. Potato Head.
	I think she looks like Lil Bow Wow.
	It's not acceptable.
	The U.S. tracking deal, the doping agency.
	You can't see or hear anything.
	Unfortunately, you will not be able to compete in the Olympics in your race, your individual race, 100 meters.
	But there is a chance.
	It's a small chance, but there's a chance you could go to the Olympics and take part in the relay.
	Are you hopeful for that?
	Is that what you're holding out hope for at this moment?
	Right now, I'm just putting all of my time and energy into dealing with what I need to do to heal myself.
	So if I'm allowed to receive that blessing, then I'm grateful for it.
	But if not right now, I'm going to just focus on myself.
	She's got the classic needs to change the batteries and the smoke detector thing.
	All low lives have that.
	It's fucking crazy.
	Wow.
	You know, what would your message be to those who are considering that right now?
	Like a child's toy.
	Do your wig better.
	And to your fans.
	If you like Barbie, then get her hair.
	If you like Miss Potato Head, get her eyelashes.
	If we removed all the fake hair from you, what will you be?
	Have fallen in.
	What do you look like when someone wakes up next to you?
	A little bow.
	Just as you are in that moment, what would you want to say?
	You look ridiculous.
	I would like to say to my fans, to my family, to my sponsorship, to...
	All right, that's enough.
	The haters, too.
	I just can't wrap.
	It's like the big shower bonnet things.
	It's sort of like Chip Chipperson.
	I mean, black fashion has always been elaborate right back to the Zoot suits and all that stuff.
	But you looked in the 20s at a Zoot suit and you're like, that's not my cup of tea, but I get it.
	You got a big long hat.
	There was a textile shortage because of the war, so it was a way to show off because textiles were rare, so you must be really macking if you have an extra long jacket.
	I got you.
	Chicano thing, you know, with the hair net.
	I get it.
	I don't get the eyelashes.
	I don't get the pants below the ass.
	And I don't get the shower caps.
	I'm sorry.
	I don't see the argument for it.
	You know what I mean?
	The aesthetic point.
	Some guy wrote in, actually, in the letters and said, I can tell you why you don't care about Bill Cosby.
	Because he wasn't persecuted on behalf of the rape victims.
	No one gave a shit about the rape victims.
	This whole thing started because he said black guys have to pull up their pants.
	They look ridiculous.
	Oh, yeah, that's right.
	That's why they terrorized him and threw him in jail.
	He held the black community to a higher standard.
	Yeah, just like Monique did.
	Monique did a whole thing about the bonnets.
	Remember, we talked about that on another show.
	Morgan Freeman, Denzel Washington also.
	They said similar things.
	I don't believe in racism.
	And Denzel Washington, I don't believe that racism exists in America.
	That's your Denzel Washington?
	Yes.
	The Morgan Freeman's good.
	Denzel Washington sounds like Matthew McConaughey.
	I'm Matthew McConaughey, Denzel Washington.
	Mitch Hedberg.
	Yeah.
	Why is a giraffe an animal?
	Or whatever.
	Let's do a My Pet Biden.
	We haven't done any of our segues.
	That's so true.
	Biden.
	On him I can depend my pet.
	Biden.
	A monster of the president.
	He's big and loose.
	Sleepy.
	But a friendly monster too.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	Wait, what?
	That doesn't rhyme.
	That person did a good job.
	So if they can't, they want to bring back COVID because it's a really effective way to control people.
	They're going for the Delta variant now.
	That's a new Thing.
	COVID's back up.
	We've got to get more control.
	But they have a plan B, and CNN has already instituted it despite their ratings dropping like an anvil as a lifesaver.
	Climate change.
	That's the new emergency we have.
	Global warming is the problem.
	And Biden brought it up while talking about Miami.
	What's the exact quote?
	He said, you know, I didn't bring this up at the meeting, but we should look into, yeah, zoom in on that.
	I can't read it.
	It's way too small.
	I didn't raise it, he said at the St. Regis Ball Harbor resort blocks from the site.
	They talked about sea levels rising and about how the combination of that and a concern about incoming storms, incoming tropical storms.
	So the building, I didn't know.
	It was blown down by a storm?
	No, but it would be interesting to bring up the impact of global warming.
	What?
	An idiot.
	Yes, the building in Miami collapsed because of global warming.
	Maybe if it was like near the edge of the sea and it collapsed into the sea, we might be able to, you might have a point there if you could prove that the sea levels were rising and affecting the foundation.
	It was nowhere near the sea, you fucking retard.
	Then there's that clip you sent me.
	It's amazing.
	Yeah.
	Where do we get that?
	But he even singing something about Jesus and Stableman?
	No, no.
	I speak Biden.
	Oh, that's right.
	Yeah, let's see if we can get this.
	I'll help you.
	Oh, shit.
	While you're looking for that, we could talk about the other things.
	They talk on...
	It's 2-3 here.
	He's at a press conference.
	Someone brings up Afghanistan.
	Pretty important.
	I think it's one of the only...
	I think we're still embroiled in two wars, so it's 50% of our wars.
	Let's just get them out of there.
	It didn't work.
	The Russians couldn't fix it.
	We can't fix it.
	Let's get the fuck out of Afghanistan.
	So a reporter says, when are we getting out of Afghanistan?
	What does Joe Biden say?
	I want to talk about happy things, man.
	Like, poor Kyle Dunnegan, he's not going to be able to do a hilarious imitation anymore because Biden is better than the cartoon depiction he does.
	Scroll down.
	I want to talk about happy things, man.
	There's a video of it.
	I want to talk about happy things, man.
	If there is enough.
	That's it.
	Play it again from the very beginning.
	I want to talk about happy things, man.
	If it's enough, that's it.
	He's a doting grandfather.
	You know those people who are kind enough not to put their parents in old age homes and they're just around and they become sort of your home becomes a sitcom.
	And they say things like, I want to talk about happy things, man.
	You're like, all right, Grandpa Joe, we'll talk about happy things, buddy.
	Can I get some iced tea?
	You have iced tea.
	It's right there in your hand.
	Oh, shit.
	Thanks.
	That was fast.
	Okay.
	That was real fast.
	I have this Biden video.
	Okay.
	Let me translate it.
	Okay.
	Let's get our translating boots on here.
	The same stable Jesus said that the biggest problem we had in the Revolutionary War is didn't have enough airports.
	The same stable Jesus said the biggest problem we had in the Revolutionary War is we didn't have enough airports.
	What?
	So that was actually a slam dunk for Joe, but he fucked it up because he garbles his words.
	Because as we pointed out, maybe July 4th, I'm not sure.
	His brain and his mouth are arch enemies.
	And they are not speaking to each other ever again.
	So he didn't say stable Jesus.
	He said stable genius.
	And he's talking about Trump.
	Trump called himself a stable genius.
	And he said the same stable genius who claimed that in the Revolutionary War, we blocked all of the airports so the Brits couldn't fly in.
	Trump did say that.
	I think it was a teleprompter typo where they had airports instead of ports or it autocorrected.
	So Trump read the word airports when he said we closed all the ports during the Revolutionary War.
	So yes, you caught Trump on a mistake.
	It's something you could really grind him on if you could speak English.
	And then now that you mumble, all we hear is you, who was handed a great typo.
	Trump did look like an imbecile when he said that.
	So it's a good one for you.
	And Trump should have caught it.
	He should have heard himself say airports and go, wait a minute, we're talking about 1776.
	But even being handed that, here's a gun, shoot me, it's loaded.
	He turns it into stabilization.
	Air poisoning war.
	And then what he does the sign of the cross.
	Oh, yeah, I think you missed something in there.
	If you listen really closely.
	Revolutionary war is we didn't have enough airports.
	What?
	Whoa.
	Yeah, he's doing the sign of the cross to be like, we're in trouble.
	Lord help me, Jesus.
	This guy's a nut.
	Oh, we had another fart in there for a second.
	China is starting to freak me out.
	While the American justice system and intelligence is focused on the post office guys because they went to Washington on January 6th, no one's really paying attention to the fact that we are headed to a war with China.
	China has said, China's basically announced they're going to be taking Taiwan.
	We are facing this mountain of inflation.
	The entire world hates China for the plague.
	And they've made it very clear that if anyone fucks with them, they're dead.
	They're passionately, savagely, fiercely promoting nationalism.
	And we are doing the opposite, saying our country sucks.
	It's racist, it's horrible.
	We're shitty people.
	And if you scroll down, yeah, he said, no, no, that's too far.
	He said, any country that attempts to bully China would face broken heads and bloodshed.
	They're going to break our head.
	I don't know, man.
	The Toad is concerned, too.
	And he's the smartest guy I know.
	Well, one of them.
	Mark Levin is up there.
	So when the Toad is concerned, I'm concerned.
	That's 2-5.
	When the United States is bitterly divided, there talks about these kind of unbridgeable chasm of values, not just of political parties in the United States.
	How does China hold itself together?
	The Chinese have launched a massive new campaign to create solidarity among the Chinese, to make them truly one nation.
	Now, they're not after true solidarity.
	They're not trying to include everyone.
	In fact, every now and then the Chinese will launch an extermination campaign against the Muslims over here or the Falun Gong over there.
	They want, nevertheless, to create a unified China.
	And according to one source, a kind of a credible source, they're succeeding.
	The source is a guy named Zhou Tsai, T-S-A-I.
	He is one of the founders of the Chinese e-commerce giant called Alibaba, a very successful company that has helped to make Zhou Tsai into a billionaire from Jack Ma.
	And he was asked about China.
	And he said, look, stop complaining about China.
	The Chinese people are happy.
	Very striking statement.
	The Chinese people are happy.
	And he said, not only that, but because they're happy, they support the government that is making them happy.
	And when he was asked about what is the basis for this happiness, he said the following.
	He says, the China that I see, the large numbers of the population, I'm talking about 80 to 90 percent, are very, very happy with the fact that their lives are improving every year.
	He goes on to say, when I started Alibaba in 1999, the gross domestic product, the per capita GDP, was $800.
	That's per Chinese family, per year.
	He says today it's over $10,000.
	And he says, and if you talk to Chinese parents, are your children going to have a better life than you?
	He goes, most of them will say, absolutely yes, they're going to be educated.
	They're going to find good jobs.
	China is getting better.
	So the argument here from Joe Tsai is based on economics, based on the idea that if a country can offer its...
	I think we should go to war with them.
	We'll definitely win.
	This is what we do.
	We say we're not paying any of our debts, and we get China, Germany, Italy, everyone else to agree.
	And then when China says, fuck you, we say, no, fuck you.
	We're going to return manufacturing.
	We'll pay more, but we'll have more because we'll all have jobs.
	And it will be good quality.
	Every toy my wife brings home for my kids now, it's cheap.
	It's like eight bucks.
	Like, remember that bird I had?
	It's already broken.
	Chinese bird, right?
	Yeah.
	I mean, it'll be like some little, not Nerf, Nerf seems pretty good.
	It'll be some little gun, rubber band thing, you know, magnetic darts or something.
	And then the starts peeling.
	After about three days, these things last about three days of play.
	That's not, when I was a kid, our Bionic Man, you can still buy Bionic Man on eBay.
	They're still going from the 70s.
	China is asshole!
	Look up Alibaba.
	I thought it, is it Jack Ma and he was replaced by this guy?
	Because Dateau just said that this guy started Alibaba.
	What was his name, Sai?
	Yeah.
	Just look up Alibaba.
	What are you doing?
	Look, look, Alibaba founders.
	Oh, they both started it.
	Joe Psy and Jack Ma.
	Really American names, Jack and Joe.
	I wonder if the Psy guy is like, Jack, you're an embarrassment to the brand.
	You're a billionaire and you're a loser.
	How did you pull that off?
	Can't you pay someone a million dollars to tell you not to dance around like Michael Jackson?
	That's not embarrassing.
	That's awesome.
	Sure it is.
	That's the first, he is the world's first billionaire loser.
	Who knew someone who's won that much could be such a loser?
	I bet he's not even playing the guitar.
	No.
	He's not.
	What you were hearing was an acoustic guitar and he is playing an electric guitar.
	I used to do that when I was six.
	He's a six-year-old.
	Unless maybe if you just play one chord and you keep your hand in one position, it sounds like an acoustic.
	That could be it.
	I bet none of them are playing any instruments.
	I bet that it's a pre-recorded song.
	I bet everybody who actually played the instruments on the recording.
	Look at her.
	Look at the bassist wave her arms around.
	Hi, I'm not playing the bass.
	Yeah.
	Wait, what?
	Alright, how are we doing for time here?
	I think we're like an hour 10 in.
	Let's do LGBT and then we can get some mail.
	Do you want a little gay bumper here?
	This one's gay.
	And then we got Jenner.
	gay guy, Jared Holt, Don Lemon, Don Lamont, excuse me, Anderson Cooper, and me, what the fay?
	Yeah, almost.
	What the fuck?
	Gay guys.
	What the fuck?
	Um.
	I'm sorry, my wife's calling me.
	She can't find the title to the car.
	I'm terrible with that kind of shit.
	I don't have anything.
	Let me call her.
	Can I play some thing?
	Oh no.
	Let's get her on the phone.
	She can be famous.
	Hello?
	Hey, so you need the title?
	Yeah.
	I mean, I'm having trouble thinking even where to look.
	I guess my office I'd start.
	I looked at all that stacks and like in the drawers.
	Update your address.
	Your zip code must smash.
	Jesus.
	Oh, um.
	I'm trying to get online to get a temporary or like a digital registration document.
	But it says our zip code doesn't match what we have on file.
	Maybe it's the billing address?
	Oh, yeah, Vey.
	Okay, let me call you when I'm done the show.
	You might have stuck the registration with your BMW.
	Like in the glove box?
	Yeah, just because you were like, oh, it's the registration renewal, I'll just shove it here.
	I'd say there's a one in 22 chance of that.
	Okay, well, call you back.
	That was exciting, wasn't it?
	All right.
	We're heading into a misgendering crisis, you guys.
	2-6.
	61% of the population isn't asking about pronouns.
	Isn't that terrible?
	They never ask about 61%.
	I'm more shocked about the 39%.
	Do you know how, like, no one talks about pronouns outside of a few academics and loser weirdo freaks like that guy?
	Imagine the real world.
	If you went up to someone, hi, you're a Chick-fil-A.
	Hi, sorry, do you use he, him, or she?
	First of all, they wouldn't know what you're talking about.
	Think of the last, like, 20 people you've had an interaction with, like Frank the electrician.
	Hey, I'm he, him.
	What pronouns do you use?
	What?
	What pronouns do you use?
	What pronouns?
	Yeah, do you use he, him?
	What do you mean use, he, him?
	I got a wrench.
	I got a...
	Do I use him?
	Are you talking about tools?
	No, no, when I'm referring to you, what do you...
	You mean talking to me now?
	I'm Frank.
	I told you about that.
	Yes, but is it Z?
	Z, her?
	I guarantee you, if you asked someone about their pronouns, and it wasn't the 0.001% of lunatics out there, it would take you like three minutes of explaining before they even understood the question.
	What the hell are you talking about?
	Let me see the article, though.
	Is this a crisis?
	It is for Justin Trudeau.
	He said, pronouns are often attributed to a person at birth, blah, blah, blah.
	When newborns can be labeled, oh, God, despite a wealth of progress on the matter, many people still have a habit of assuming a person's gender and pronouns.
	It cannot be 39% asking this shit.
	No way in hell.
	I'm not even willing to go up to one.
	Yeah, I know.
	I bet it's easier.
	It's statistically impossible to say the percentage because it's too tiny.
	But I bet you could do like the number of people.
	It's probably the people who are strict about pronouns and ask about them and use it in common parlance.
	I'd go with maybe 3,000 in the world.
	That's a lot of people when you imagine them in a room.
	Who wrote this?
	I always like to see the author.
	Emily Brown.
	Emily Brown, that's not going to be easy to Google.
	What's the Unilad?
	So go Emily Brown Unilad.
	There's a lock.
	That's the guy that said that young girls in bathrooms can be perverts too, you know, it's not just as trans.
	Sexualizing children.
	But he has mainstream acceptance in Clown World.
	She's on Muckrack.
	She's on Muckrack.
	So let's see what her little picture is there.
	Oh, that is her.
	Okay.
	UK.
	So she's one of these babysitter kids.
	Wait, go back, go back.
	I want to see what she's written for.
	Bandcamp Daily, the Freelance Star, Relevant Manual, Bristol, Style Me Pretty, The Oracle.
	Weird.
	As seen in LinkedIn.
	You may have seen my articles on LinkedIn.
	So one way to get people to care about something as irrelevant...
	I swear to God, astrology is more relevant than pronouns.
	More people believe in it.
	It's in every newspaper.
	I take astrology more seriously than pronouns, and I don't give a flying fuck about astrology.
	I tried to get my friend Liz to come on to be our full-time astrologist, and she could explain how the stars align.
	She knows I don't believe in that shit.
	But she said, no, you'd be mocking me.
	I'm like, yeah.
	Like we always do.
	Why is it not fair anymore?
	And then she goes, but you can always call me if you want an explanation on what's going on.
	So we can tune in, like, check this out.
	And if you ever want to know what's going down, ask me.
	Like, right now, this heat wave is Mars squaring Uranus opposite Saturn.
	That's not a joke.
	That's how she talks.
	All right.
	Check out the Jupiter energy.
	This is who cares about pronouns.
	This is how to make people care about pronouns.
	No, they don't.
	Tide the kids in.
	She has two mommies.
	That's more common.
	Wait, the kids' hair are trans colors.
	Yeah.
	She dyed her child.
	She put a trans flag on her kid's brain.
	Right.
	And when she did that, she had to wash it off, obviously in the shower.
	So she's, that's pretty, it's as literal, you can, that's as literal as you get, as you can get.
	Oh my God, I fucked up that.
	To brainwashing.
	To brainwashing.
	I've never heard anyone use this.
	Like, oh, you're hanging out with Darren?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, they's really mad at me.
	Like, that's ghetto talk.
	They're really mad at me.
	They's really mad at me.
	Yo, get them out of here.
	So I'm they, them, right?
	So Gavin McInnes is the founder of a hate group.
	And them has been spewing hate for many years.
	Them lives in New York City, outside of New York City, and them does his show from the...
	Remember, it was Demi Lovato.
	They said, stop telling Demi Lovato she looks good now that she's lost weight because it shames them.
	And they meant her because she uses they, them.
	And you're reading it going, I don't understand this sentence.
	It doesn't make any sense.
	Nobody talks like this.
	Oh, and this is kind of interesting, too, eight.
	So the brainwashers get caught in the act, right?
	And I was doing this two weeks ago, and I was like, this is corrupt.
	They're brainwashing our kids.
	And then a Twitter moment appears, and it's the exact same group.
	And the article is, look, we're brainwashing your kids.
	Isn't it awesome?
	Animations, queer women, trans, and non-binary creatives are pushing gender minority boundaries in kids' cartoons.
	Their counterparts couldn't or wouldn't dare.
	While queer women and non-binary creatives are asking themselves tough questions when it comes to gender representation in kids' cartoons, they're often the ones pushing for diversity on screen at a very high personal cost.
	High personal cost?
	They're worshipped.
	They bullied their way into comics, sorry, cartoons and destroyed cartoons forever.
	Go to 2.9.
	The article they're talking about.
	I don't know if I can take these constant guys dancing around.
	So this is a weird thing.
	Scroll down.
	Look at that.
	Character gender representation by species.
	Non-human, 57 cis women.
	What the fuck?
	The whole premise of this, too, is we live in a very homophobic society.
	It's not just systemically racist, right?
	And so little gay kids feel like shit, and they feel like no one's going to like them.
	And when they watch shows, they don't see themselves on the show.
	So they feel less than.
	A, we do not live in a homophobic society.
	We don't talk about how gays are evil.
	So that's not a thing.
	You don't have gay kids getting bullied.
	B, gay kids don't know they're gay.
	They don't know what gay is.
	It's a sexual preference.
	They don't have sex yet.
	So you can drop that.
	Trans, all of these things too, they're sex-based.
	They're intercourse-based.
	So you're telling me what kind of sex a kid likes to have.
	Believe it or not, kids don't like sex.
	And then C, the whole notion of see it to be it is a lie.
	My wife is half Ho-Chunk Indian and half Slovak.
	You know who she sees on TV like her?
	Nobody.
	I don't think there are any other Ho-Chunk Slovaks in the universe.
	There was some racist KKK group that said blacks go to black heaven and whites go to white heaven.
	And I used to always joke around with her and her brother that they're going to be the only two people on the Ho-Chunk Slovak heaven cloud planet.
	So, like Ben Carson, I've said this before, he doesn't see a black brain surgeon and go, finally I can do it.
	He does science.
	He starts doing, getting good at it, if you will.
	And then the next thing you know, he's pursuing brain surgery.
	It doesn't, it's not zero based on someone on TV who looks like me.
	How did that become just a fact in everyone's mind?
	What about people who have a huge birthmark here?
	We need more birthmark characters.
	And then the person with the birthmark sees that person and goes, I can do it too.
	What?
	Here's the final thing on trans.
	So remember that video we had last time where that woman was like, he ain't no trans motherfucker.
	He's got a dick.
	You got a man in the woman's room at this spa.
	And I'm looking at the Asian dude behind the counter just going, I don't envy you, man.
	Lose, lose.
	You either say no trans people at our spa and they burn it down, or you have some dude with a wig and his dick out in front of kids and they burn it down.
	So you're either a transphobe or a pedophile.
	Nice options.
	Nice, nice setup.
	So some conservatives are going to the spa to say, we don't like that you have dicks around kids.
	And now Antifa is going to go fight them.
	When is this going down?
	Click on all the pictures.
	Local chuds, that's the new word for us.
	July 3rd.
	So that's tomorrow.
	Huh.
	Saturday.
	Tomorrow, local chuds and assorted bigots are planning a rally at a local spa.
	Let's mask up and show our pride.
	Smash transphobia, smash fascism.
	I'm transphobic if it involves men at spas with their dicks out around little girls.
	What's the next pick?
	Please consider joining us as we stand against rampant transphobia.
	Stand up for our trans siblings.
	Trans.
	They invented a new oppressed group in the past four years.
	So Eminem is a part of Antifa now?
	He's one of the symbols?
	I don't get it.
	That E. So wait, what is Chud?
	Just like they take Chad and they just make it like drump?
	Yeah.
	Just make it sound?
	Or does it stand for something?
	No, I think it's just a phonetic.
	Fuck you.
	All right, let's get down to the mailbag.
	Mailbag.
	Shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Duty, duty, duty, duty, doodled angey 24 of 19,166.
	Oi Ve.
	Okay.
	We've had since 2 o'clock, we've received, we get one every 15 minutes.
	Avril, hot little minks, fucked her at a party once.
	She wrote Skaterboy after I finished Deep Insider.
	She still texts me, but I moved on.
	Dig the new studio and the bird.
	Congrats now.
	It's time to get an adult and get a haircut.
	Do we believe this man?
	No.
	Why are you wasting our time?
	I don't think that's true.
	That's my thing.
	I always say I fucked her at a party once.
	I guess he's doing my joke.
	Maybe.
	Terrible delivery.
	That email sucked.
	Total waste of time.
	Got to shake it off.
	No, my suit's getting all sort of...
	I think I got to get this dry cleaned.
	What was that?
	I'll find out.
	Gavin, there have been no mass graves discovered.
	The biggest one was a graveyard that was handed over to the First Nations in the 70s.
	Radar can't determine if it's a child or adult and couldn't count bodies in a mass grave.
	This is the punishment for the churches standing up to the lockdowns.
	Here is the latest quote-unquote mass grave.
	They explain how common it is to use wooden markers for these graves.
	Former BC Chief says unmarked graves in the Air Crane Book need more context.
	Well, she played the video.
	Sophie Pierre is proud of her Accom community taking back ownership of this building.
	The former Kootenay Residential School, where she herself attended, is now part of a luxurious resort owned by five area bands.
	And nearby, the community graveyard.
	We just buried one of our people there last month.
	This is where last year the community started ground-penetrating radar work.
	Pierce says over the years, Wooden crosses were destroyed by fire, leaving some graves unmarked.
	I don't know where my grandparents are lying in there.
	All of those names, we will put markers so that we know that there's a grave site here, and so we won't disturb it.
	182 unmarked graves were detected.
	A statement from a sister band, Lower Kootenai, was posted online Wednesday saying some of the findings had the human remains buried in shallow graves only three to four feet deep and that it's believed the remains of the 182 souls are from the member bands of the two.
	Once again, we're not getting the whole story.
	Did you know, by the way, I don't know if this is all in it, I know with my wife's tribe, if you have to be buried with your whole body.
	So a lot of them get diabetes, which means they lose their fingers and toes towards the end.
	So they keep the fingers and toes like in a jar in the garage in a bowling bag.
	So when it's time to bury me, put all the shit back.
	I guess you get all your fingers back in the afterlife.
	Huh, so that's interesting.
	So who's, but I thought it was Indians who were burning down the churches.
	This story is developing, folks.
	We in Bottle Toke, we used to call them bloobs.
	Huh.
	Fake news entry.
	This guy says he's going to work on some of the other categories this weekend.
	And then he sent us a fake news thing in Medoodle.
	Loading up, and here we go.
	Let's try it out.
	That looks really terrible so far.
	I'm going to go with a no on that.
	It's got some charm to it.
	No, it doesn't.
	It's terrible.
	Wow, that's embarrassing.
	Stop.
	Stop working on stuff for us, please.
	Hip vipers.
	Way to go in the upcoming marriage and baby girl, Ryan.
	You got a heart of gold and are going to make an awesome dad.
	Tragically hipster Gavin is the goat of advice on family and kids.
	True dad.
	Oh, tragically hipster, because of the band Tragically Hip.
	I started getting into the Kids in the Hall rewans in the early 2000s.
	They helped shape my attitude, and I consider one of the best things CanCon ever pushed out.
	They got a new deal with Amazon to reboot the show.
	Oh, yeah.
	But I don't see how they could have the same edge and not get canceled.
	For example, the running faggot skit that's two minutes long.
	Running faggot, running free.
	See the faggot.
	See the running faggot.
	Running faggot.
	Running free.
	Pony stripling.
	Pony.
	Faggot.
	Well, what can I do for you?
	My puppy's hungry.
	I don't know what to do.
	Why not try feeding it puppy food?
	Okay, let's see the anti-Jordan Peterson sketch that was years ahead of Jordan Peterson.
	Hi, kids.
	Hi, Ariana.
	Good afternoon.
	I'm going to be your new English teacher this year, and my name is Mr. Theodore Behrens.
	But I want you all to call me Theo.
	Huh?
	Because that's what my friends call me, and that's what I want us to be.
	Friends.
	Okay?
	So I'm just going to relax, alright?
	I'm just going to...
	Tell you what, I'm going to loosen this noose a little.
	In fact, I'm going to take it right off.
	Because there's no ties in this classroom.
	What are you saying?
	No ties in this classroom.
	Huh?
	Great.
	Okay, let's get to know each other.
	Let's rap, okay?
	Uh, you, why don't you tell us something about yourself?
	Uh, well, my name's Larry.
	Bullshit!
	That's right, I said bullshit.
	Because that's what that was.
	That's why I'm gonna call it whenever I hear bullshit.
	And I expect the same courtesy from all of you whenever I talk bullshit.
	Now, Larry may be the name your parents gave you, but that doesn't make it your name.
	No, you should pick a name that's right for who you are.
	Pick a name, Larry.
	What name do you want to have?
	Doesn't he look like a lesbian?
	Well, I've always liked Barry.
	Barry, it is.
	Milton Friedman, why government is the problem.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Are we so radical that we don't like people telling us what to do?
	This is what bugs me about this extremism.
	I have no respect for Nancy Pelosi, Ilhan Omar, Hillary Clinton.
	Like, you do?
	Joe Biden?
	I'm worried about Joe Biden.
	You like him, and I'm an extremist for not liking him?
	What planet is this?
	I don't get how people want to be ruled so badly.
	You're an extremist.
	You don't like the king.
	I love the new digs.
	I just finished a short essay that I purchased on Amazon called Why Government is a Problem by Milton Friedman.
	Order this and have a read.
	It's the length of a long shit.
	He summarizes so much of what is happening today, but it was 25 years ago.
	Yeah, I might get around to that.
	Fresh off the boat, young Chinese female artist hates it here in America and, quote unquote, fears for her life.
	She has a smash to subscribe vibe to her that brings great drop energy.
	Ryan, make room on your home screen for some of your faves.
	Yeah, this guy sent me this.
	I went through some of these.
	I don't find them interesting at all.
	No, that's not one of the clips.
	Play another clip.
	That's...
	What are all these?
	Yeah, and I don't understand how someone can send you 80 megabytes.
	The ones he sent me or the ones in this email are all like 10 megabytes each, and there's 50 of them.
	I was absolutely horrified.
	My heart skipped a beat when he did this to me.
	Thanks for wasting our time, dude.
	Prowboys Canada's shirt.
	I like the shirt.
	Can't seem to find it online.
	Yeah, no.
	You're not going to find it online.
	Gender fluid, another word for calm.
	I want everyone to think of cum when they hear the term gender fluid.
	Okay.
	See, this is why I like to have a computer because I can just rip through these.
	Someday you'll get there, Gav.
	Any person is at the very least 95% nature.
	Yeah, that's what I've been screaming.
	Remember, I said everything is 95%.
	Sure, you can get fucked up by external forces, but you can't become more than your inherent possibilities, only less.
	Basketball does not make you tall, nor school make you smart.
	One does not become a cunt.
	One is born a cunt.
	Thanks.
	Captain Obvious.
	I believe the coconut dog is a Dutch shepherd, and yes, they have the sprinkles.
	They make people fall in love with them.
	Loyal companion, babysitter, comic relief survivalist, and a warrior, all in one dog.
	My theory, they exist today because they are often born with the comic gene, which made them literally the last to be eaten as the only reason to laugh in the toughest of times.
	That and the fact that they do seem able to subsist on human presence alone.
	I'm not biased, not a beater and owner, but I've met a few and they've all had the twinkle in their eye and the ability to be funny, just existing.
	John Belushi-esque.
	Let's look up the Dutch Shepherd.
	Maybe we should get that with our coconut shrimp.
	I mean, our manta shrimp.
	How have you been doing on that, by the way?
	Where's it going to be, the manta shrimp?
	It would be cool to have it in this room, but...
	No, it should be where the hate has no home here thing is.
	Okay.
	We'll take that down.
	Yeah, it should be behind you, so every time we see you, we can look at something less annoying than the mantis shrimp.
	So put up the Dutch Shepherd.
	Play something, I'm giving up on you.
	Yeah, images are not really that great for playing.
	Buddy, Dutch Shepherds are smart, highly trainable dogs who have a positive, can-do attitude.
	That's why they learn and excel in almost everything in no time.
	They're also the best companion for protection as they're always ready to be there for you in case trouble arises.
	Welcome to Animal Insider.
	Today, let's talk about the Dutch Shepherd.
	Why is this breed called the Jack of all trades?
	How is it different with other Shepherd dogs?
	Watch the whole video to know more.
	But before we start, please subscribe to our channel.
	All right, we got it.
	They need regular shepherds.
	Gav, I think you might get something out of this interview with Mark Lamont Hill and Judge Joe Brown.
	Brown has some old school opinions, and while I think the correct response to sexual assault is tar and feathers, that doesn't mean that both sides don't have responsibility somewhere along in the story.
	Immediately after an event during crisis time, it's time to hold the assaulter responsible.
	Sorry, immediately after, you guys got to try to incorporate commas into some of your shit.
	Immediately after an event, during crisis time, comma, is time to hold the assaulter responsible.
	But there are sober moments where we have to hold people We care about responsible for their actions when it makes sense.
	Also, people always get this wrong: Spanish flies to make people horny.
	It's not GBH or GHB or whatever.
	Okay, let's look at the thing.
	We gotta go, dude.
	Again, assuming Bill Cosby doesn't take the legal stuff off the table, if we look at the depositions, the very thing that got him ultimately, the thing that ultimately got him locked up, and those depositions, and he's talking about the various women he had sex with,
	with giving them alcohol and pills, whether it's Quailudes or Benadryl.
	If you look at the dozens of women who come forward and accuse him, is there room to say, look, Bill Cosby can come home because the prosecutor was wrong, but Bill Cosby also has to be accountable for what he represents and for character-like behavior.
	What about these women being accountable for their own behavior?
	They were groupies.
	No, sex, drugs, rock and roll, sex, drugs, rap, sex, drugs, baseball, football, basketball, movies, television.
	Some mother pussies.
	We forgot what that term meant.
	Sex, drugs, rock and roll.
	The bimbos come to the party.
	They hang out.
	They get drunk.
	They snort lines of blow and they have a good time.
	They use the hall closets to give head, the bathrooms to get down.
	And you go in to get your coat off of the bed, and they're laying on top of it doing somebody.
	See, that's what that's about.
	So I mean, just not that comfortable.
	Let's become 30, 40, 50 years after something was in big time style.
	When this stuff started, it's conceptual instead of consensual.
	I don't know.
	So, I mean, just not get comfortable.
	Let's be confused about 30, 40, 50.
	It sounds like conceptual style.
	I want to have conceptual sex.
	Okay, what's the concept?
	You're a cowboy.
	You're asleep.
	I'm no coffee.
	You're asleep, and you like me.
	You're asleep, and you forget everything when you wake up.
	You're asleep and you don't like going to the police.
	Back to you.
	That's enough of that.
	The stupidest fucking rap song.
	You were talking about the dumbass song your daughter is obsessed with, and that would be Ups and Downs by Ryan Katsu Rivera.
	Oh, yeah.
	Have you always gone by Ryan Katsu Rivera?
	No.
	It was just Ryan Rivera.
	And then when I found out, like, it was hard to search me on Facebook, you know.
	Because there's too many Ryan Riveras.
	There's too many.
	There's too much indecence.
	Here's the one my son is obsessed with.
	We both know all the words.
	So this is allegedly as bad as you.
	Big shack.
	O-tap sneak.
	O-tap sneak.
	Ratnoo.
	Usnap.
	O-tap the girl name as well.
	Boom.
	Boom, block, two, it's four.
	Minus one, that's three, pick, map.
	Everyday man's on the block.
	Smoke three.
	Your girl in the park.
	That girl was a pucker.
	When the ping man, you mine my ducking.
	Oh, pick, pick me.
	You got a pumpy.
	Oh, pick, man.
	Is this from Ricky Gervais?
	On the road.
	Me with that pool flick.
	Right frisbee.
	Oh, pick my girl whitening.
	On the road doing ten pose.
	Lama pose.
	You man fought, I froze.
	I see a pen girl done my pose.
	If she's not on it, I boast.
	Look at your number.
	Look at him, see if it's a joke.
	I can't tell.
	What do you think?
	I think he's dead serious.
	I think there's a market for it.
	There are people that would.
	100,000 ups.
	Ooh, that's good.
	And even in the comments, they're being funny, so I can't tell.
	I guess I'm getting old.
	What the teacher teaches.
	All right, last letter.
	On Thursday, you mentioned that Cosby's...
	Oh, yeah, that's the one we talked about.
	Oh, no, this is a different reason.
	Yeah, no, no, that's the one I just talked about.
	Where it was all about the pants.
	Oh, this is tough.
	Okay, we'll make this the last one.
	I don't know why.
	Just to rate me?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I don't like when women do this.
	It's a really funny game for men at a bar to go, what do you think you are out of 10?
	And then all the guys rate themselves and then they argue about it.
	Like, you think you're an eight?
	Are you out of your mind?
	That's funny.
	Because it's about sexual attraction and you're all dudes that aren't gay.
	But then a woman will show up and she'll be like, oh, what am I?
	What do you think I am?
	And you're like, well, whatever you are, I'm adding two.
	Or at least 1.5.
	That's not funny because women are determined by their looks.
	That's how their worth is defined in society.
	So I don't like rating them.
	But okay.
	Let's have a look.
	All right, I have the same pictures as you do.
	She's kind of short.
	I like the fun bags.
	Right?
	She says between 6.2 and 7.4.
	Do the other picture.
	I don't need to keep moving the picture around.
	Strong jawline, maybe a little too strong.
	Kind of getting older.
	They're in the 30s now, I think.
	Oh, that's an old one.
	Yeah, I'm proud of my sis.
	That's the best one so far.
	Maybe she's in her 20s and I just insulted her.
	What do you think, Ryan?
	Um, I think her range was right.
	Yeah.
	Um, she's she's a pretty she's a pretty woman.
	6.2 is definitely too low.
	Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I'm sorry, I wish you hadn't asked us this, but I my gut is sort of coasting around 6.9.
	I don't feel right letting you be in the 7 magazine.
	Oof.
	I'm just going to lie and say you're 7.5.
	That feels better, doesn't it?
	Yes.
	All right, let's get to the final video.
	You know what?
	We should.
	Because as men, we've earned it.
	Yeah, of course.
	That was enough time.
	I just realized it's Friday night.
	We're partying on the weekend.
	We got July 4th weekend, long weekend.
	Everyone's having a great time.
	And I chose the most morbid, sad, and disturbing final video I could have.
	This should be like a bald eagle partying and having fun.
	And no, I got this really sadistic attack, black on black crime.
	Take the bird, which is the bald eagle.
	Does he think that he has to make us clear, he has to make it clear that it's a bird in case we think of the bear, the bald eagle?
	Eagle's a type of bird.
	It's a club, too.
	Well, I didn't think you were talking about the club.
	The horse, the bald eagle.
	It's a move in a wrestling match.
	He is America's bird.
	There is no hesitation.
	When we hear bald eagle, 100% of people who speak English see a bald eagle in their head.
	Hot shit.
	No one hears bald eagle and goes, yeah, but what species, what animal is this bald eagle?
	Is it a goat?
	No, the bird which is the bald eagle.
	Okay, well, you should have said that.
	I don't know.
	God, it could have been a bald eagle bear.
	That lawyer is, he knows that there's serious money floating around St. Floyd.
	Hey.
	Okay, the reason this stuck out with me is the sadism from the woman filming is just like, I want pedophiles to die.
	I could probably joke around as a pedophile died, but maybe not.
	Anyone else, like someone, even a murderer, someone murdered someone and then you're watching them die, that's still going to be like harsh.
	You're still going to go, oh, Jesus.
	Even a pedophile getting hanged in a public square, you're going to watch him and go, oh, I'm glad he's gone.
	But you're not going to go, oh, shit, look who's hanging.
	It's the child fucker.
	Woo.
	And that's the tone here.
	Get his ass, bitch.
	Get on him, Billy.
	Get on him, Billy.
	Lean on him.
	Come on, Billy.
	Get on his ass.
	Come on.
	Come on, bro.
	Hey, don't kill him.
	So he choked him up.
	He can't breathe.
	You have to be told not to kill him.
	Have a night, bro.
	Come on.
	Don't kill him.
	That's the worst final video we've ever had.
	Running in his pockets.
	That's what they do in the South Bronx.
	Okay, so his stomach's moving.
	Hello from the other side.
	That was an adult drop.
	Hello from the other side.
	And he pisses himself.
	Hello from the other side.
	He leaking, she also said.
	We got to cleanse our palate.
	That was too mean.
	Can you find like July 4th potato gun or something?
	I don't know why I chose that.
	What have I done?
	Potato gun.
	Do you know what a potato gun is?
	Yeah, but yeah, you're right.
	The vibe check.
	Potato guns are huge in Canada.
	And the Masters, we used to get so good at it that we would buy an actual like flint, a starter button that sparks.
	So you fill it up with Aquinette, ram the potato in there, close it up, and then push the button.
	You don't have to light a lighter.
	Whoa, that is a beauty.
	What am I doing sitting here bragging?
	Yeah, that's showing specifically.
	You got fuel and you got out in the tank.
	Now he's going to turn on the fire.
	Do you want me to cover my ears or something?
	Cover my ears?
	Just in case?
	I don't know.
	Ew.
	Cover your pussy.
	Yeah, cover your pussy.
	You might get a potato in it.
	Wow!
	You can give prisoners potatoes.
	Potatoes for prisoners.
	Wow!
	Accurate!
	Boy, I never thought of that.
	We would just shoot it into the sky and watch it arc away.
	I never thought of like target practice being accurate with it.
	Now I gotta make a potato gun tomorrow for July 4th.
	Gotta.
	I have to.
	I have all that weird glue.
	It's really easy.
	It's really quick.
	Especially if you don't do the flint.
	The problem with the flint is it gets hair net on it and it starts losing its spark.
	And the next thing you know, you gotta...
	One thing that I find is reliable, you know those long lighters I was talking about the other day?
	Drill a hole, put the lighter in, the hole, and then like put a bunch of caulking and goop on it.
	So now you just go click click, papoom.
	Yeah, so happy July 4th, show.
	Have a great long weekend, you guys.
	You've earned it.
	I like you more than a friend.
	It's an important day, July 4th.
	We just had Canada Day yesterday.
	This is a time to celebrate and relax.
	I know we're in a crisis.
	I know we could be facing war with China.
	I know our justice system has been completely corrupted by globalists, but let's deal with all that on Tuesday, okay?
	Time out from worrying and stress.
	We got tonight, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday to party our asses off And enjoy all the good things that Western culture has created.
	And until then, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	I tried to keep it quiet, silence all my cries for help.
	As long as I am rising till I'm upside down, I won't look down.
	This a legendary climb, stand on the edge of the legend, it's very high.
	Think of the men who are dead because it got to their head.
	It ain't cemetery time.
	I ain't the one who gon' throw with away cause I'm feeling too lonely up here.
	I ain't the guy who can break from the pressure.
	It's snowy, my pipes are not posting up here.
	I don't wanna hear about these YouTube rappers.
	I am not in that bracket punk.
	Billboard blacks, I'm stacked in my mansion.
	A million cash for my taxes, punk.
	Call me trash while I produce anthems.
	Galaxy with plastic thongs.
	I'm the biggest independent rapper.

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