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May 31, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S03E113 - HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!
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What's that song called?
Sharp Tongues by Dead Bony.
Sharp Tongues by Dead Bony.
Dead Bony of Iglazko, by the way.
That's her fucking debut.
Brand new band on it Iglazki.
Fucking magic.
So it is.
Look at that.
She's a bony wee girl.
Turn it up.
Anyway, great man.
It's wrong to work on Memorial Day.
It's disrespectful to the soldiers.
We are not.
Boy, these helmets really echo, echo, echo.
This is a booming voice.
It's a tactical advantage.
Why?
So when you hear sounds of Charlie, it echoes.
So you confirmed, in triple confirmed, that you've heard a noise.
I made that up.
I'll take it.
That's how Ryan...
The only time Ryan knows facts is when he's invented them.
Correct.
Today is Memorial Day, but today is not Memorial Day.
This is a pre-taped show we taped on Friday.
And we're airing it.
I don't know when we'll air it.
It doesn't even make sense.
Why wait till Monday?
We should air it like this is Friday today for us.
Anyway, we've got a fun show.
We're going to talk to a couple vets.
And we're going to talk to the guy who, the whistleblower at Facebook there, Morgan Kamen, I think his name is.
We have a lot in common.
But in the interim, let's just jump into the show, shall we?
So remember yesterday where Biden was going the chocolate.
I can't do this.
This is...
The helmet?
Yeah, it's crazy.
He's so crazy.
Happy Memorial Day, by the way, guys.
I hope you just take a second out of the day to recognize the sacrifice that these guys make.
And you know, there's wars where you're going into fight like World War II that seems like an ethical war.
There's also a bunch of bullshit wars.
Like Vietnam, Afghanistan, Grenada.
What the fuck were we doing there?
I don't understand half of these wars.
And when you look them up, and you read about them, you understand them even less.
And it's particularly brave of these guys to not say, I'm only going to go for the cool wars, the wars that make sense.
Oh, this is because Cuba was moving in on them.
Cuba was trying to make it a strategic stronghold.
And we said, but they're particularly brave because that's not their job.
You know, they're not meant to sit and have a debate with their commanding officer about the ethics of that particular decision.
They just go and do it, no matter how much it sucks.
And when you think of how, like, for me, sparring scares me.
I get nervous when it's time to spar.
I don't like getting hit in the head.
I love training boxing, but any day not sparring is a good day for old daddy Gav.
That's a controlled environment where the worst, very worst case is I get knocked out, which never happens.
I have headgear on.
I've got my little crotch gear.
I've got giant 16-ounce gloves where often there's little sponges, like people will wear sponges on their knuckles.
Couldn't be safer, really.
And that makes me shit my pants.
Now, imagine bullets whizzing past your head.
Or we're going to talk to an IED specialist soon.
Imagine that level of fucking bravery.
It's amazing.
And then they die.
And the coffin gets sent home for Grenada.
And some mom goes, I hope you were right when you came up with this idea.
I hope you know what you're doing.
And then we have this war within the military, almost as effective as an invasion, where they start eating away from the inside at our country.
And that's just not in the military.
It's in our...
You talk about systemic racism.
There's systemic anti-masculinity going on.
There's systemic anti-Americanism.
Carl Benjamin had a great tweet.
Did we show this tweet about what's happening to our country?
You know, my wife hates that I'm always in the news and Proud Boys are in the news and she's worried about how it's going to affect the kids.
But I have to convey to her that we're in a war.
I'll email this to you, Ryan.
It was like, I think it's a scene from idiocracy, but it sure looks like where we are now.
And I got to convey to her that, you know, I'm no soldier by any means, though I am a war movie vent.
But on a very small, lesser scale, I'm out here fighting for Western civilization.
And yeah, there's casualties.
There's our kids getting ostracized.
There's my house getting vandalized.
But it all pales in comparison to this war we're fighting to save our country, save our civilization.
Your history is being erased.
Your grandchildren will have no gender, no ethnicity, no nationality.
They will be subjugated worker drones.
They will inherit nothing.
This is what we're trying to fight.
This is what we're trying to avoid.
And that picture, that infrastructure, looks exactly like Miami.
You know, all these dystopias, like remember that Black Mirror episode where it has this female trucker and she has a social credit score of zero because she dared to speak out about something.
And she's with this woman who is almost at a, I think it's, I forget how it goes, like A, B, C, D, E. And she was at a B minus, and she was about to step up to a B plus and maybe an A in her community, but there was an argument at the car rental place, and she kept going lower and lower and lower until she's down with this random female trucker.
And you go, well, that's a crazy dystopia.
Thank God we'll never get there.
And then here we are.
And as we'll learn today with our Facebook whistleblower, when you speak truth to power, as they like to say, you're muffled, you're silenced.
So as we try to expose this decay from within, we get silenced.
We get sequestered.
We get pushed over to the side.
Yeah, that's the episode.
I think that's Ron Cunningham's daughter.
Yeah.
I fucked her at a party once.
What is his real name?
Cunningham was his character name.
Oh, yeah, Ron.
No, Archie Cunningham was his name.
Yeah, so five is the ideal.
Isn't it funny if she personally said something like, I support Palestine, or there's a real problem with anti-whiteness in this country, or women don't belong in the military, or I don't think gay marriage is real,
or there's only two genders.
If she said any of those things, this actress would become this character.
Wait, she should do...
That would have been great.
If I was her, I would have done that.
I'd be like, I just did that to prove that this isn't a Black Mirror episode.
Yeah.
I mean, that would be a very short career.
I don't think she's done much.
She's kind of a big gal, too.
She's fucking pretty cool.
Yeah, she's got a nice big fat ass.
She's a big old broad.
I was talking to my trainer today about big fat asses.
Oh, she shows up at the end there all muddy.
Spoiler alert.
Yeah.
We just ruined it.
That little chick looks like a little ape.
She looks better there.
Yeah, that's hot.
She got casting counter background.
Yeah.
Look at that little chick.
She looks like a little monkey lady.
That is not a hottie for me.
That's a pass.
Yeah.
I'm not bananas about her.
She's bananas with bananas.
Look at his tie on his.
Wait.
Is this, oh, it's the future.
Look how they're going to tie ties in the future.
Look at them.
Look at that.
Oh, that's even worse.
It's the future of ties.
That's what the black mirror thing is about.
This is the horror of the future.
Not all of this shit.
Tie knots.
Remember Derek Beckles and I were doing a pilot for some show, and we had to wear suits, and he shows up, and that's what his tie looked like.
And I realized, not only can you not tie a tie, which is embarrassing, but you guessed.
Yeah.
No, I was talking to my trainer today about fat asses, and I told him, I was saying, because I'm getting so incredibly ripped and my body's so perfect, I was mocking women.
A lot of his subjects are women.
That doesn't say much about me.
Clients, that this liposuction thing is fucking gross and it doesn't work.
And you have like you're weeping.
You have these sores on the side of you with tubes coming in them for days that are like weeping pus and fat.
It's not like they go zip, plop, zip.
It's not removing a tumor.
It's just like bleeding fat out.
And then they go, I look great.
And they don't.
They just look weird.
You don't have like a muscular tummy.
You just have like a less flabby one with holes and a scar.
And then they get fat again.
And then they want another one.
It's disgusting.
And then he started telling me about even more disgusting shit, like ass implants, which I've never understood.
And I go, are they, he's Puerto Rican, so he knows people who have done them.
He knows plenty.
And I go, is it bags or is it fat?
And he goes, often it's the fat from the stomach put into the ass.
But that's just fat.
So it's going to shift around.
And I was like, that's what I don't get about ass implants.
I get fake hits.
They just sit there.
And, you know, they could have pins poking out of them.
And that's not going to really be an issue except when you sleep on your stomach.
But an ass, like I'm sitting on an ass right now as we speak.
So if there's bags there, they're going to slowly get flattened and squooshed and moved aside.
So apparently they put this like spank suit on you after they put the fat in your ass.
I won't speak to the bags.
This is just the fat thing.
Then you cannot sit down for four months as the fat forms.
So secretaries are out.
You have to lie on your stomach.
You cannot lie on your back.
It looks so fucking stupid.
I see it on black women and Hispanic women at the airport.
And I'm just like, you're a clown.
Like, no one wants that.
It's bizarre.
And he goes, well, you know, for your sugar daddy, you got to flex.
Oh, look at that thing.
Butt shot's gone bad.
You know what I bet it is?
If you're lazy enough to get a fake ass instead of doing squats or whatever the natural way is, you're also too lazy to go by the rules that they gave you.
So you just fucking sit down even though you're not supposed to and you wreck your weird fat ass as you eat Kentucky Fried Chicken and get fat again.
Ooh, I forgot I said it on my ass.
They would say.
So yesterday I offered my kingdom to see the journalist who was going, Chagachiva!
Now, the media are a bunch of sycophants, but I have some kind of bad news.
I think it's an actual mentally handicapped Hispanic gentleman that we were all making fun of yesterday.
Not exactly punching up.
There, stop.
I think it's that guy in the gray sweatsuit.
I think he's with his mom.
I think he lives with his mom.
I think she pours him a bowl of Cheerios every morning and she washes the shit stains out of his underwear.
So all yesterday, including the thumbnail for yesterday's show, when I was calling the media retards, I may have been focused on someone who's mentally deficient.
Whamp, whamp, whamp, whamp whamp whamp whamp.
Turn it up.
You know what?
The only way that Biden could have a sit-down interview with someone where he seems like they're both on the same page would be him and that guy.
He'd go, hi, I vote for you.
And Biden would go, well, come on, man.
Thanks.
Hey, he votes for me.
Vice Principal Nebrask Tobaggin.
I love Barack Tobagan.
He my friend, too.
Yeah, well, he was my friend.
I like him.
I like him too.
Me too.
Me too.
What are you doing?
Well, did you see him interviewing?
He was on a Zoom call with Fauci and the craziest tranny fag guy you've ever seen.
Have you seen that?
No.
They're on the same level.
Oh, good.
Like Regal Buffett.
We're so excited what you're doing for the country.
Mr. President, what do you think?
Eat chocolate chocolate chip.
Chocolate chocolate chip.
Mr. President, what is your message to Republicans who are prepared to block the January 6th Commission?
So stop.
What do you think of Republicans who want to block the Commission?
They want to block the Commission because they know that it was not a riot.
It was a meandering.
They think it's a waste of time.
Beggs, Ethan Nordine, I think 30 proud boys are still in lockdown like they are mass murderers who command an army.
So we're still dealing with this stupid shit.
And you have liberal activists who are like, can you just put them on the electric chair already?
What are we waiting for?
And I know I sound disappointed that we were making fun of, we accidentally made fun of a mentally handicapped person.
Joe Biden saves this clip by being mentally handicapped.
Listen to his answer when he's asked if you should halt this investigation into the January 6th meandering.
On the commission?
I think it's...
I can't imagine anyone voting against the establishing of a commission on the greatest assault since the Civil War on the Capitol.
But at any rate, Cameroon.
The January 6th meandering was the same as the Civil War or the greatest assault on our institutions, our democracy since the Civil War.
Civil War, 620,000 dead, equivalent of 5 million today.
The Capitol, five dead, and three of those were bullshit, and one of those were ours.
Remember SickNick?
Sicknik died of natural causes.
Yeah, but his mother says it isn't.
Yeah, usually the mom is going to be a little overly protective of her boy.
That's usually the case.
He died of natural causes.
He was not knocked out and killed with pepper spray in a fucking extinguisher.
The Civil War.
Can you believe he just said that?
That's way beyond retarded.
Who is this guy?
Oh my God.
What a shitty person.
James Charles has been out of...
Forget the homosexuality.
Imagine this was a woman about to interview the president and that was her intro.
Like, take away the gayness.
Right.
Just make this modern journalism.
Come wipe.
Hi.
I am Laura Ingram and I'm on Fox News.
Can you hear me now?
I can hear you.
You can call me Joe POTUS if you'd like.
President of the United States, but I'll drop the POTUS if you drop the MUA.
Deal.
Exactly.
There we go.
It'll be President Biden and Dr. Fauci.
How are you guys doing?
Doing well.
Doing fine.
How are you?
Oh, doing fantastic.
Thank you guys so much for doing this with me.
I really, really appreciate it.
You guys are absolutely great.
I have a couple questions for you guys to answer, if that's okay.
This is going to be directed to both of you guys.
And my first question is going to be, there's a lot of rumors that are hopping around that young and...
Can you imagine how China and the Middle East feels and Russia when they look and all of Central America, South America, Africa?
Okay, the world outside of Western Europe.
Can you imagine how they feel when they look at us?
I would just be like, I'm going to bomb them.
I think the opposite.
Maybe they feel bad.
They'd be like, we can't bomb retards.
If I was a jihadist, like Osama bin Laden.
Oh, yeah.
I think the time is now, guys.
Look at who's interviewing the president.
Let's just fucking attack him.
If I was Kim Jong-un, I know I don't have a lot to show for it, but maybe I can take out DC.
Yeah, 9-11 was in advance for this, actually.
Things weren't actually that bad.
9-11 was right.
This is us earning good point, Osama.
I wish you won.
Of course, we're kidding.
That's a joke.
Healthy people don't need to get the vaccine.
You should save it for people who are a little bit older.
What do you guys think about that?
Both of your guys' thoughts.
I was listening to you.
Young children, even though statistically.
Statistically?
What are you, DJ Khaled?
Second Stansons?
What is he?
What's his name?
Talib.
Oh, Talib Stark.
Talib Stark.
Statistically.
Well, according to statistics, Philadelphia has a higher crime rate than most other states in the United States.
What do you think about a sports watch with a suit, Fauci?
Terrible, stupid look.
He looked like a little kid at his first job interview.
With mental health issues like you?
You know what that screams when you have a Casio watch with a suit?
I'm a cheap ass.
Yeah.
That might be an express suit, no joke.
The other thing that I think people don't appreciate is that even with people who get mild disease or very few symptoms, there's a syndrome that referred to as long COVID, which means you get does it go all the way to the next election and require mail-in ballots,
Mr. Fauci?
All right, that's pathetic.
What a shit show.
Speaking of my pet Biden, here is him doing a lecture.
Wait, have I got it right here?
No, no, no, the 1-1.
Here he is doing a lecture on economics.
Imagine you're taking economics, you're going $100,000 in debt at NYU to hear your economics professor talk like this.
Why do you think they buy back the stock to raise the price innovation by the stock?
Oh my God.
We must be number one in the world.
Come on.
This is the United States of America, for God's sake.
And I hear that as last night's vaccine lottery, Ohio has a new millionaire.
I tell you what, who would have thunk it?
A million bucks for getting a vaccine.
My mom used to have an especially say, you know, the greatest gift God gave mankind was the ability to forget.
Because if it didn't do that, everyone would only have one child.
People never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever thought they'd need that kind of help.
Stop.
Did he say my mom used to have a vest?
Yeah, I don't.
That I did not say or my mom used to say, but my mom used to have a vest.
Thunk it.
Million bucks for getting the vaccine.
My mom used to have us best she say, you know.
My mom used to have us vest, she said.
What?
My mom used to have us in bed.
Used to have us in bed, she'd say.
Maybe used to have us in bed sheets, dressed as the clan.
I love walking away from the mic.
She said the best thing.
Oh, yeah, that's what he's saying.
The best thing that God...
So he's getting the word best from later on in the story and putting it at the beginning.
This is her best.
Good and bad.
Her story that uses the word best.
He has a profound ability to forget.
Fuck's forgetting the vaccine.
My mom used to have it as best she'd say, you know, the greatest gift God gave mankind was the ability to forget.
Joe, get the f ⁇ up.
Everyone would only have one child.
People never ever forget.
The best thing that God ever did was give us the ability to forget.
Biden back.
Sir?
Otherwise, we'd only have one child.
They'd need that kind of help.
Well, 56 better.
And by the way, if you'll hold for a second, think about this.
What are we doing?
I'm not counting those because they have jump cuts.
That's cheating.
So what are we doing?
But here's the deal.
From 1948 after the war to 1977.
I think it was 1977.
79.
Now, so you got over 50% going to stock buybacks.
And the other percent, I think it's 42%.
Let me see.
56%.
It's 40%.
The Biden economic plan is working.
He can't do 100 minus 56.
And he certainly can't do 77 minus 49.
Another thing I noticed, look at the colors on this dude's face.
Like, they made fun of Trump for being orange.
At least it was just one color.
Yellow near the temples, yellow near the jaw, purple near the ear, red near the nose.
I think he wears a mask, and the condensation sweats off the foundation.
So that's his real skin around his nose.
And then the foundation is all up there, not touched by the mask.
He's a fucking mess.
What a shit show.
And the media is absolutely oblivious.
This was an interesting.
Actually, let's talk to our first soldier.
Let's talk to the IED guy, if he's there.
We want this to be a thread throughout the show.
Hello?
Hello?
Hey, how you doing?
I'm doing all right, Gav.
What's going on?
Thank you for your service.
Yeah, my pleasure.
It was good times.
Do you miss it?
To be honest, I don't.
I've been out for two years now, and haven't worked out once, and I don't miss it.
Are you fat now?
I did blew it up a little bit, but I've cut back on stuffing as much food into my gullet.
So down about 15 pounds since the start of the year.
Does he still eat with the three chews and then swallow?
That's how they make you eat, right?
Do I still do what?
The three chews and swallow?
Do they teach you how to eat in boot camp?
No, so I was an officer, so I never had to go through like a traditional boot camp.
But they definitely do teach you to eat quickly.
So what was your service?
What did you do?
Yeah, so I was an engineer officer.
I joined in 2011, deployed to Afghanistan in July of 2012 and led a route clearance platoon to go and find IEDs before they found us.
And we were attached to Her Majesty's Army over there in Hellman Province.
We got to work for the Brits.
And yeah, we basically, our job was to go find IEDs.
That sounds scary as shit.
It definitely could be.
They call it the pucker factor.
I was actually the only officer in my battalion to find an IED myself.
We were doing a feint operation where we were going to drive across this bridge and get the Taliban to start talking on their radios.
And at the last second before going over the bridge, we took a left and we were crossing this little dry kind of riverbed.
And I was looking out my window and I spotted what looked like a cord or a cable.
And sure enough, it was lamp cord and there was an IED under the truck.
And we moved forward, stops.
We have these big trucks called buffaloes that were digging, and they dug up about a 40-pound IED.
And yeah, there's definitely a pucker factor that's associated with it.
Wait, I'm sorry, I'm stupid.
Tucker factor?
Cucker?
What's the word?
Pucker.
Oh, pucker.
I get it.
Right, right, right.
Yeah, pucker.
So the bridge was not laced.
It was the little small dry thing that you were going over that had the 40-pound IED.
Yes, that's exactly right.
The bridge might have been also, but we had no intention of truly going over it.
We were acting like it to get them to start up their ICOM chatter.
But yeah, it was called a feint.
So we had no intention of going over it.
So what would that 40-pound IED have done?
It would have messed up the vehicle pretty bad.
We probably got hit.
That's kind of the standard size.
So they put them in what's called YPOCS.
YPOC, it stands for Yellow Palm Olive Container.
If you were to Google ID, that's what you would see.
But that's kind of the standard size.
And they messed up the vehicles pretty bad.
But it was 2012.
So at that point in time, we were riding in V-shaped hull vehicles.
So that V-shape really deflects the blast a lot better than kind of your standard Hum Vs that are low to the ground and flat.
Oh, right, right.
But yeah, we did get hit by a really bad one on our very last mission.
And I'll send you guys some photos.
It completely destroyed the vehicle.
And you're talking about massive, massive, massive trucks.
And it basically broke the thing in half.
And by the grace of God, the guys lived.
But it died.
This is going to sound very bigoted, but I'm impressed that these savages can make bombs.
Yeah, they make them out of fertilizer, and they also don't do it very often, but they can actually make it out of urine.
They basically urinate and dry it out, and they can collect some mineral deposits from it to help make the explosive stuff.
But it's called HME, Homemade Explosive.
And yeah, it's kind of impressive.
Yeah, I see them as like Jabberwockies from Star Wars.
You know, those guys with the little red eyes?
Yeah.
The idea that they're making these.
They definitely are.
Well, they definitely are.
We were in a valley once and we met with some local Afghans and they asked if we were the Russians.
They are so disconnected and completely out of touch that they thought the Russians had never left from the 80s.
Wow.
They were asking if we were the Russians.
Have you ever seen the video where they were doing jumping jacks in Iraq?
I have.
That's a golden piece of comedy.
Now, that to me sums everything up.
Like, if you can't learn jumping jacks, you're not equal but different.
You're below us.
Yeah, there it is.
Yes.
That is definitely true.
But I have something I've been meaning to tell you all about.
So we had interpreters who are Afghans, obviously.
And I was showing them pictures of my girlfriend from college who she's half Italian, half Filipino.
And when I told them that she was part Filipino, they started laughing at me.
Because believe it or not, the Afghans, although they are at the very bottom of the cultural totem pole, they actually believe that Filipinos are worse off than them.
And this girl is gorgeous.
But they laughed at me for dating a Filipino.
Yeah, you loser.
You loser dating the only Asians with a big ass?
Do you remember, like, the one thing that shows you that they're not that qualified is the innumerable times that they blow themselves up making the bombs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The Brits showed us a video that they had captured where this guy buried an ID and a British platoon walked across it and it never went off.
And so the guy, the Afghan who buried it, goes up to it and starts stepping on it and it won't go off.
And then he jumps on it and blows himself to smithereen.
So it's not that he even got hurt in the making of it.
He deconated it because he didn't have the critical thinking skills to think one step ahead.
Yeah, throw a rock on it or something, dumbass.
Remember, there was a few years ago, actually, it might have been 10 years ago by now, where there was guys that were caught pissing on these dead dudes.
Oh my God, this could be 20 years ago.
Yeah, the Marines.
And I think it was Alan West who said, look, what they did was not good behavior, but unless you've been there, shut your mouth.
War is hell.
And I always said those guys who did that should have been punished.
They should have had their TV privileges revoked for 24 hours.
And on their next day off, they should have been denied beer for at least half the day.
I think that would be a pretty good punishment.
But yeah, I mean, quite honestly, it pales in comparison to what the others do.
While we were there, again, this is in 2012, there was a village, not too far from us, but I guess some of the kids and the guys in the village were dancing and listening to music.
And so there were 12 of them, and the Taliban decapitated them.
So if we're going to talk about urinating on the corpses of warriors, well, there are worse things.
Yeah, I think that whole reaction kind of sums up the way that America feels about war and the military and bravery and masculinity and toxic whiteness and all of this stuff, rugged individualism are bad.
Like in the 70s, they had never seen war before.
So they see kids running away and they go, like from a fire, and they go, wait, wait, stop the war.
I didn't know there were kids there.
And they didn't realize there were kids in World War II and World War I in Korea and blah, blah, blah.
And I think now what's going on is they're seeing more and more of the horrors of war.
And it's a repeat of Vietnam where they're going, stop, stop, stop, it's horrible.
Why are you pissing on them?
And they don't realize that the Taliban, ISIS, all these jihadists are cutting off soldiers' fingers, selling them in the market, ripping their hearts out of their chests, eating their hearts.
They're animals.
I have a movie recommendation for your list.
Okay.
It's an HBO documentary called The Battle for Marsha.
And Marsha is spelled M-A-R-J-A-H.
Marsha was a couple hours south of where we were in Helmin Province.
But I definitely recommend checking that out.
Great movie.
Wonderfully done documentary.
And it'll give you a sneak peek at all that stuff that you just mentioned.
All right.
And I bet it's going to take me about an hour to figure out why the fuck they were in Marja.
You know?
Hello?
Yeah, I'm here.
I'm here.
Yeah, that's one thing that confuses me about all these wars is why we're there.
How do you feel about pulling out of Afghanistan?
What if we just pulled everyone out of the entire Middle East tomorrow?
Yeah, I'm 100% for it.
Absolutely.
While I was there in 2012, it was probably obvious at that point that we had been there for 10 years or right around 10 years.
And it was probably obvious then that it was time to go.
Look, Afghanistan, here's the thing that a lot of people won't tell you.
The Afghans don't want democracy.
They have no interest in it.
It's not for them.
It's not a part of their culture.
It's not something that they put on a pedestal like a lot of folks in the West do.
It'd be like trying to get your dog to wipe its ass with toilet paper.
It's just not what they do.
They have no interest in it.
It's like we're bringing rap.
It's like we're bringing rap to the Hasidic Jewish community.
And we're going up to the guys with the paus and the big fur hats.
And we're saying, we have great news.
We have a slick rick and a public enemy CD for you.
You can all have one and you can enjoy rap whenever you want.
Yeah.
Yeah, it makes no sense.
We should have been out of Afghanistan a long, long time ago.
I hope Biden pulls them out in September.
I really wish Trump had done it like he said he would.
Yeah, there's absolutely no justification for us still being in Afghanistan 20 years later.
It's ridiculous.
And I'd be fully in favor of completely removing our forces from everywhere outside of the United States.
Each person that joins takes an oath to defend the United States.
Nowhere in that oath does it say they take the oath to defend Afghanistan or to defend Israel or to defend Germany or to defend any other country in Europe.
It's to defend the United States.
And the founders would be appalled if they saw that we have 600-plus bases around the United States.
It's bullshit and it needs to end.
Well, that makes you more brave because you went to a war that you didn't agree with.
Well, the unfortunate part is I did agree with it back then.
But I saw kind of a sneak peek at kind of the worst things that governments can do.
And it's been a changing point from then on.
I'm just thankful that the 30 soldiers that I led came back safely and none of them passed away.
None of them have taken their lives since then.
And if they had or if we had not gotten back, I'd be in some pain.
But thankfully, that didn't happen.
But yeah, my mind changed after that.
Fascinating.
All right, man.
Well, thank you for calling in and thank you for your service.
Yeah, my pleasure.
You guys have a good one.
Cheers.
Thank you.
Not again, and I fuck you on a large job.
Fake news.
News segment.
So CNN is the Young Turks.
At best.
I might even argue that the Young Turks is more moderate than CNN in some cases.
So according to CNN, questioning the election in any way is to question democracy.
Both sides, I would say, depending on who won, question elections throughout the past, let's say, fucking 20 years.
Every time there's an election, remember George Bush?
When he won over Al Gore, they were questioning it like crazy.
The other side always questions it.
You're not questioning democracy, obviously.
You're questioning that particular elections processes.
And you're getting as specific as certain states.
That's a legitimate thing to do.
That's a very democratic thing to do.
But CNN thinks you may not question it because you don't like democracy, which the opposite is true.
Anyway, this woman refuses to do an interview with CNN, so they track her down in the parking lot.
She handles it beautifully, mentions One America News, and they all roll their eyes as evidence that she's a QAnon.
Deeply revealing interview that shines new light on the sham election audit in Maricopa County, Arizona.
This is currently ground zero for people trying to promote the big lie about the last election.
This audit, air quotes, is being driven by the Arizona Senate president, Karen Fan, a Republican.
She declined a dozen requests for an interview, but CNN's Kyung Law caught up with her in the Senate parking lot.
Pause.
So the big lie is obviously a reference to the Nazis.
Dinesh D'Souza uses the same trick.
And you're lying.
You did not contact her a dozen times.
That's just bullshit.
I don't know what's legit, what isn't legit, but why wouldn't we want to answer those questions?
Are we just questioning democracy?
No, I'm questioning the integrity of the election system.
Which is the backbone of democracy.
That's right.
Which means we should have full 100% confidence in our democracy and in our election system.
You're talking about trying to disprove conspiracies.
If I have to, yes.
Why wouldn't we?
If somebody.
What the fuck?
This is just like that individual rugged thing the other day.
What the fuck?
I thought they were all about disproving conspiracies.
Wait, what the fuck's your elbow on?
It's a wrist pad.
A wrist pad?
Show the people at home.
What kind of pussy puts his elbows on a bean bag?
It's a very thing.
It's a very thing?
Mom would just say very thing.
You gotta get a mouse pad, man.
I gotta need to get a bean bag under my elbow, leaning on the table all the time.
Come on.
It's not enough to get a bean bag.
Listen, you gotta get the chair.
I'm gonna get in trouble.
My wife's gonna get me in trouble.
I didn't like how they misquoted that, by the way.
They made it seem like she wanted to sit on my lap.
My wife would kill me.
Remember that?
Yeah.
That's not what happened.
No, and that's why we didn't say that on the show.
Right.
His wife would kill him because he fed her Cheetos and ice cream and that's not healthy.
But you don't have to stretch to make him seem like a creep.
No.
But they did.
Well, even when we accidentally made fun of a handicapped person, we tune in for another two seconds and he compares this January 6th meandering to the fucking Civil War.
Equivalent of 5 million today.
It's American Holocaust.
Yes, I'll call it that.
I think it's great that Biden chose to speak directly to that retard and speak his language.
That's very kind.
He felt like a genius around him, too.
I don't know what you're talking about.
This guy doesn't even have the same number of chromosomes as me.
He says something is out there.
I would love to be able to say, that's not true, guys.
Aren't you raising more questions by giving rise to these conspiracy theories?
No.
I'm answering questions.
Wait a minute.
Stop.
Giving rise to these conspiracy theories.
I thought one second ago, you said, aren't you disproving conspiracy theories?
This is all, what the fuck is your problem, you board, you borg, you fucking robot?
God damn it.
So let me ask you a question.
Are you 100% confident that every vote that came in in Arizona or any other state, can you say emphatically 100% that no dead people voted, that ballots weren't filled out by other people,
that the chain of custody from the minute people voted to their ballots, that the chain of custody...
This is called adrenaline control.
This woman is doing, I don't know why she's just called a woman.
Why don't you have her name?
She's handling herself beautifully.
I'd like to see you handle this with the cameras on you.
If you're not in the military, you're not used to the confrontation.
To think under pressure like that, there's a camera in your face.
You've just been ambushed and you're articulating your point perfectly.
Leaning on a car, comfy.
And this Asian woman is talking like a Soviet propagandist.
And when she says, let me ask you a question, look at the defensive.
Okay, so let me ask you a question.
Cover my gut.
Defensive body language.
People voted to their ballots that the chain of custody was accurate and on target the entire time.
Can you tell me that?
I can say that what the data shows us.
No, there was no widespread fraud.
Questioning the data, you silly cow.
There was fraud.
But you just said chain of custody.
Yeah.
Put your fucking sunglasses away, too.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, you're gesticulating is annoying.
Widespread fraud.
I didn't say there was fraud.
But you just said chain of custody.
Yeah, chain of custody.
Dead people.
These things are all fraud.
Well, right.
We're trying to see if there's fraud.
I've asked you a question.
Can you honestly tell me in all the states that no ballots from people that are already deceased were not filled out and sent in?
I can tell you that what the data has shown overwhelmingly is that elections, this was the most secure election in American history.
Okay, but you can't answer that question either, can you?
I'm answering it.
I'm telling you.
No, you're telling me what the data says.
I asked.
And you're at what we should be driven by.
First of all, when we talk about transparency, from day one, the entire process has been live streaming.
So anybody...
With cameras controlled by OAN.
Are you saying that OAN is not a credible news source?
Are you saying that?
Okay.
Remember that.
CNN is saying that OAN is not a credible one.
Yes.
Okay.
Well, we are paying the $100.
That's it right there.
Isn't that perfect?
It's never occurred to this company Borg, toying the company line, this company man, woman.
Oh, Karen Fann.
There we go.
No, no, Karen Fann is the girl doing the investigation.
I don't know who.
Yes.
Duh.
OAN is like OAN is stormfront to her.
That's how brainwashed she is.
That's what a fucking CNN robot she is.
Paying the $150,000.
We are paying for some of the security and we are paying for the cost of the Coliseum.
Well, we're paying for our fair share.
Anything over and above that is being covered by others.
I do not know who they are, but I know from the get-go there was a lot of big things.
All of the money.
Like all of their money comes from grassroots, $5.
I have been told 76% of their viewership since Trump left.
You're about to see what no money feels like, CNN.
For people sending in $10, $50 checks, $100 because they want to see this on it done.
Do you believe this is helping democracy?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Will you do this every election?
It will be a lesson in democracy that we answer people's questions.
And I want the people, I don't care if you're in Arizona or any state across the nation, if we have those kind of doubts, we owe it to them to answer their questions.
This will be the basis of a gold standard.
Watch this.
What a report by our Kyung Law with all of those questions and catching up with Karen Fann, who's very much behind this bogus audit in Arizona.
But I mean, she's like a walking infomercial for conspiracy theory news.
I mean, first of all, Kyung Law for president.
Right.
Right.
I mean, I'll chair that committee right now.
That was a terrific interview.
You know, Karen Fann was like, are you telling me that OAN is incredible?
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Exactly.
This morning, deeply revealing interviews.
Yeah, uh-huh.
Exactly.
So the woman's name was Karen Fann.
I'm sorry.
Everybody.
This reminds me of we didn't, I can't remember if we covered this.
I think we briefly did 1-3, where the media is so oblivious and they're so set on their own narrative that when they're getting shot at at the George Floyd Peace and Love Zone in Minneapolis, they're just like, hey, I guess someone has firecrackers.
What's going on here?
Remember that?
A few days ago?
Actually, it was, I think, Monday at this point.
News reporter talks.
As he's talking, gunshots are running.
And look at the way all the white people act when the gunshots are running.
It can't be.
Look at that guy behind him.
Just pew, pew, pew.
So I suppose I'll duck a little bit.
Bill of comprehensive police reform to be.
Just gotta be careful here with some gunshots.
Excuse us, excuse us.
I'm probably gonna leave.
I'm gonna leave around now.
It sounds like gunshots.
I'll let you know what this is.
Get the fuck behind the wheel well now.
It's loud.
What is that?
But go back.
When the first few shots pop off, it really summarizes the media, modern media to me.
This bill of comprehensive police reform to be just gotta be careful here with some gunshots.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me while I run from gunshots.
No, you are not excused.
Get back to your podium.
This is exactly like the left-wing politicians who are equally oblivious.
Check out 1.6.
City councilman gets carjacked yesterday.
We're shooting this Friday, by the way.
Sorry to give you old news.
So he's just been carjacked.
They dragged him.
He almost died.
Some of the criminals were seven years old.
And his takeaway is, because he wants to defund the police.
And that's why those kids did that, because they know there'll be no repercussions.
It's fucking spoiled brats on the loose.
And his takeaway is, no, they're so poor that they were forced to take my car because of the lack of opportunities in this community.
Nice spin.
They always say a conservative is a liberal who got mugged.
Here's a liberal who got mugged who became more steadfast in his leftist beliefs.
The reality is it's extremely unfortunate because why aren't they in school?
I mean, these are little kids that I would have never thought in a million years would be attempting to steal my vehicle.
And they're the age of siblings.
And the reality is they're coming from conditions.
They live in this community.
They have to.
They live in this community.
Walking in this community, they live in this generational poverty right now.
And it's no matter how many officers you would have put on the street that could have kept this from happening.
Listen to his grammar.
It's no matter how many officers you could have put on the streets that would have stopped this from happening.
That's not a sentence.
You would have put on the street that could have been this generational poverty right now.
And it's no matter how many officers you would have put on the street that could have kept this from happening.
You know, these are kids.
And they see an opportunity of a Mercedes sitting in front of them.
And for them to risk their lives to steal this vehicle speaks volumes about their economic condition in this city.
Why aren't the parents moving them into the recreation centers?
We should be extending the hours of the rec centers in Atlanta to ensure that these kids have something to do.
Yeah, not enough rec centers open where they could be playing foosball.
These kids deserve foosball tables.
Yeah, Arts and Crafts scratches the same itch as GrandTheft.com.
You know, if we had more ping pong tables, I'd still have a car.
No, if you had punishment for kids under 18 who commit crimes.
Here's another example of media naivete.
And I think it all relates to Memorial Day because it's about shitting on America.
So they really wanted the, and you know our stance on January 6th.
We think it was a dumb move, but we totally get it.
People were mad about the election.
It was disgruntled rednecks.
They were in a bad mood.
They fucked up.
They committed a minor crime.
It was silly.
This is one four I'm getting to.
I call it the meandering.
I don't advocate it.
We told people not to go there.
I begged Proud Boys not to go.
I said it was a trap from day one, just like Charlottesville.
I called it way ahead.
People walked into the trap and they did some dumb shit, but I totally understand why they would do that.
It's like if you get kicked out of the bar for no reason and on the way out, you throw a chair through the window.
That's stupid.
You vandalize the bar, but I understand why you were mad.
And the left wants it to be as bad as the Civil War because if the right is bad, then the left is good, right?
So when Sicknick died, just like when Heather Heyer died, they went, yes!
Yes, he's dead.
We can use his death now.
And then, of course, the autopsy came out and it said, no, it wasn't that.
So here is an interesting article written by a child, by the way.
Always look up the writer of the article.
Victoria Albert is an infant.
They seem disproportionately to come from BuzzFeed in Australia for some reason.
I gave you a link, Ryan.
It's 1.5.
You don't have to look up Queen Victoria's son Albert.
Whoa.
Whoa.
T. Check for saved version.
There's no saved version available.
Maybe I gave you the wrong.
Victoria Alba.
Oh, it's Alba.
Victoria Albert.
Maybe it's only a Partial piece of link.
There we go.
There she goes.
Look at her.
She's eight years old.
So it's weird because you see CBS News, you think 60 Minutes, you think of a bunch of 70-year-olds.
And then you see who's writing these articles.
This is true too of the Proud Boys.
They'll either be some fucking establishment left-wing propagandist or a child.
Especially at the New York Post.
Anyway, this is an article about Officer Sicknick.
And again, we support the police.
We think it's terrible that he died.
But he died of natural causes.
He was not murdered by insurrectionists.
And this little babysitter is so bummed.
So here's the facts.
She reluctantly has to report.
Capitol officer Brian Sicknick died of natural causes a day after defending the Capitol during January 6th assault.
The January 6th assault.
The D.C. Medical Examiner's Office announced Monday.
So they're just saying that.
I'm not saying it's true, she says.
Sicknick was previously believed to have died from injuries sustained during the riot.
So now she has to sort of backpedal and try to get the narrative back in, despite science.
They love science.
At approximately 2.20 p.m., Sicknick was sprayed with a chemical substance outside the Capitol.
He collapsed eight hours later and died the following evening.
She's like, you do the math.
Fuck the coroner.
Despite being sprayed with a chemical substance, Sicknick's manner of death was determined to be, and then she puts in quotes, natural reluctantly.
The medical examiner's office said the medical examiner's office was not publicly released the full report.
In a Monday statement, Capitol Police said it accepted finding that Sicknick died of natural causes, but said this does not change the fact that Officer Sicknick died in the line of duty, courageously defending Congress and the Capitol.
Now, of course, the police are going to say that because they don't want to disparage SickNick, and I don't want to either, but the media are activists.
They are not reporting the facts, and they are the enemy of the people.
As we learned in the George Floyd video, they convince a lot of crazy black people to kill themselves by rushing at cops with their crazy narrative that cops are hunting them.
And this is true of Proud Boys, too.
I saw on 1.7 this article saying that Republicans are fighting against the Proud Boys.
And you go, really?
I'm sure some square rhinos don't want to be associated with someone who's been ruined by SPLC propaganda.
But I don't believe you for the most part.
Whenever I go outside, especially in the South or whenever I'm at any kind of right-wing rally, people are screaming, we love the Proud Boys.
But what is this?
Anticipating a coup attempt.
Yeah.
The Clark County GOP canceled a meeting scheduled for May 2th and echoed calls for an investigation into Proud Boy infiltration of the party.
But now leaders of the Washoe County Reno Party have joined their colleagues in Las Vegas, along with the GOP Senate caucus, in demanding details of the censure vote.
So basically, Nevada wants a recount.
They don't trust the vote.
Proud Boys got involved.
And Pussy Rhinos said, can we not have them here?
It's bad luck.
And so this propagandist says the Republicans hate Proud Boys.
Conservatives don't want them around.
Which is propaganda.
And look who's behind it.
The writer is Ed Kilgore, one of the ugliest people in the world.
His barber deserves to be lynched.
What is on your head, dude?
Is your hair a sad little hat?
Your head looks like a woman's cunt who's never trimmed her pubes.
And she's 80.
But look at his resume.
Go over.
Previously a regular contributor, blah, blah, blah.
Kilgore was policy director for the Democratic Leadership Council, communications director for U.S. Senator Sam Noon, and a speechwriter and federal state relations liaison for three generations in the state of Georgia.
He's not partial to the DNC.
He doesn't have a DNC bias.
He is the DNC.
So when you read these articles, you are reading DNC propaganda.
Who's our next guest?
Let's talk to our man Sabo, the Banksy of the right.
He was in the military.
Hello, how are you?
Hi, how you doing?
Great, great.
I remember one of those first videos you did after Trump got elected wearing a Hawaiian shirt celebrated.
Yeah, that was a great night, wasn't it?
Yeah, and then it was four years of hell after that.
I know.
It's like Jim Goad goes, he says, can you believe we won?
Yeah.
Sure didn't feel like it.
Yep.
So are you anonymous on this?
I have no idea.
I'm just on the phone.
Do you want to be anonymous?
How do you mean exactly?
Do you mean my face?
No, do I say your name and acknowledge that I know you and who you are?
Yeah, you could say I'm Sabo, I guess.
All right.
Sabo, how you doing?
I'm doing all right.
How are you, Gavin?
Good.
Now, I don't really know much details about your service.
Where did you serve?
Marine Corps, Los Pogas 41 Area Camp Pendleton.
I was a basic tank crewman.
And what does that mean?
Well, a tank has four positions.
The first two positions are driver and loader, and you move your way up to the gunner's position.
And then once you've been at it for a while, you might actually become a tank commander of the TC.
How do you not freak out in that steel box when you know people are trying to kill you?
Well, I was fortunate.
I was never in a war, but I can imagine freaking out, especially if you had to button up and use Periscope to see.
But, you know, when you're not in wartime, you're basically just kicking back and enjoying the breeze shoot by as you're traipsing through the desert.
So it's just like four-wheeling, I guess.
So you never saw any action.
You were never shot at?
No.
I was from 86 to 90.
I got out in June of 90.
They called me back for the Gulf War, the first one.
And I was like, you guys have some fucking balls, man, because they gave me a three-Charlie discharge, which was still an honorable discharge.
It's just I had gotten three non-judicial punishments, one for throwing a beer bottle at a federal alley, one for hitting an empty, and the other one for taking shit on the squad day floor.
Why did you do that last one?
Why'd you shit on the floor?
All I could say is when inspection time came, the inspector usually looked at my chest and said, where's your good conduct medal?
It's like, well, I never really got one.
Why did you shit on the floor?
I spent my whole youth never drinking.
It wasn't until I got in the Marine Corps that that was just part of the culture.
And when we drank, we drank a lot.
So let's just say I wasn't used to it.
And I'm the type of dude, if I'm going to do something, I'm going to do it.
So, I mean, I'm going to drink my ass off.
And, you know, you wake up praying to Satan strapped over a toilet bowl or you're punching a cop or you're doing something.
So that's just the way it was.
All right, man.
Well, we're checking in on all the vets we can today.
And I had almost forgotten that you were a vet.
I'd like to thank you for this call and thank you for your service.
Sure enough, man.
Thanks.
And I'm praying for you guys.
I hope everything's all right.
Right on, dude.
Thanks.
All right.
So we also have the Facebook whistleblower.
Let's take a little dip into the mailbag and then we'll talk to Morgan.
Ryan, shut up.
You don't have a death.
Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
This is from a dude.
Again, Ryan is wrong and provides deadly retard info.
People can easily overdose on ketamine.
It takes a very, very small amount, you fucking idiot.
That reminds me of a letter we received, actually, but another mistake I made, and it's very rare.
I think I make one for every 10,000 Ryan makes.
Hey, Gavin and retarded son, there's been next to zero deaths by spider bites in the U.S. for decades.
You're thinking of worldwide.
Worldwide, there's six to seven deaths a year.
However, about five people die a year in the U.S. from snake bites.
So we will be switching our analogy from spiders to snake bites.
Thank you very much for that.
Someone wants to know why we're investing in a new studio and also moving.
That's a new letter.
We have not received 700 motherfucking times.
Moving is a slow process.
Building a studio takes no time at all.
It's simple.
So shut your fucking mouth.
Go kill yourself.
And a studio is easy to move because most of it is the technical equipment that we can just throw in a truck.
Painting walls, knocking down walls, that's literally a thousand bucks.
So you're a fucking retard.
Go build something before you start explaining to people how life works.
Also, it's rare.
Although death from ketamine poisoning alone is rare.
Yeah.
Okay.
You said impossible.
Well, you'd have to be, I mean, really trying to achieve it.
Go for the goal.
I heard you have to like, you couldn't ingest the amount that would be needed to overdose purely on ketamine.
Maybe mixing with things like that.
Wait, wait.
Ryan, you've been corrected.
You're at the desert.
No, you said it'd be a very small amount.
Yeah.
You could overdose.
It's not true.
It's not true.
Overdose on ketamine alone is rare, though a toxic amount of ketamine.
You said it's impossible.
They just said it's rare.
Ketamine use is rare.
Overdose, but not.
They're not saying fatalities, by the way.
Okay.
So you're not giving us any new information.
Folks, whenever Ryan says anything, look it up before you take it seriously.
Anyway, we'll research that later.
This is from Heather.
Weird Nigerian Comics.
Bib, since morning, no.
Wait, I'm doing Indian.
What are you doing?
What are you?
Bib, since morning, no Ogazam.
A beg, help me, charge my dildo.
A day come house soon.
So someone's coming over to help her charge her dildo.
I don't understand.
Can you just plug it in?
And you mean a vibrator?
But you were shouting, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Chiyoma, God will judge you.
As he cries his eyes out because she's going to be using a dildo from now on.
And the comment from the guy who posted this is, please, why do women do this?
That could not be less funny.
What's this one?
How dare you squeeze your face when I'm talking to you?
Do you know I can bone you?
Auntie, are you sure?
Look at my head.
Very well.
Oh, are you sure you can push it?
Wow.
So I think the joke is that his mask is making him look like he's being sarcastic.
And she's saying, don't disrespect a woman.
I give birth to people like you.
Jesus Christ, these jokes are insane.
Auntie, see what you have done.
Na, me, safapas.
And there's liquid everywhere?
That's a pussy, isn't it?
I guess she fucked too hard.
See what you have done.
Nami safapas.
So na me safapas means me suffer more.
So I guess she fucked a guy that she shouldn't have fucked, like an ex-boyfriend or something.
And the vagina is saying, I got it worse.
And the heart is saying, I had it pretty bad because I loved him and you shouldn't have fucked him.
Jesus Lord, these jokes are weird.
All right, Mexican boxers.
Dear Gavin, what you say about Mexican boxers is 100% accurate.
I used to train in Tijuana and would get tuned up by fucking 15-year-olds.
Yeah, I can see that.
No problem.
No matter what time of the year.
That's not so crazy, dude.
15, that's pretty agile.
No matter what time of the year, the gyms were blazing hot.
No AC or ventilation ever.
Coach told me it wasn't allowed.
It was torture for my Irish patty ass.
Dude, you're Irish and you were training in Mexico City?
I'd rather drive a nail through my dick.
I was there this morning.
It was 70 degrees and I was like, all right, you know what I do when it gets close to 80?
I have a thing I got on Amazon that you sort of snap and you put in the freezer and then you tie it around your neck.
And then I bring a bucket of ice water and there's not enough room to put my head in it, but I'll dip a thing of water and pour it over my neck between every round.
And even then, it's brutal.
I used to hate wearing headgear because I feel so damn claustrophobic.
Yes, I get that in 60 degrees and would have mild panic attacks between rounds.
Coach would yell at me because I'd try to rip off my headgear.
Oh, dude.
What?
This dope cartoonist is live right now.
Oh.
Your comics eat the poo-poo.
This good meaning thing where I fry.
Is he going to come kill you?
Yeah.
I have your IP address.
You are a fucking dude.
There's only two people here.
The studio gets a knock on the door.
He's doing a great live.
This is fun corresponding with him.
It's just as good as the comics.
Yeah.
I'm going to reload.
Maybe it's a network issue.
Oh no, this is it.
Type a do something, moron.
I am not a moron.
You are the one who is stupid and is gay.
Wow, that sucked.
Well, his Instagram, if you want to look at these awesome comments.
Dude, 184,000 followers.
What?
By the way, the other guy that, the trainee that interviewed Biden, had 5 million subscribers.
That video only had half of a million views.
Not even 300,000 views.
Isn't that kind of weird?
Yeah.
What the hell?
Oh, look, more sex things.
I thought you said you don't like it from the back.
Tachu, cut the light.
In fact, cut the pole.
So I guess that's an electrician that he was fucking her.
With her heels on.
Oh, yeah.
That's fun.
That pole is least of her worries.
Laugh, laugh, laugh.
Let's become African comedy buffs.
Yeah.
Okay, last one.
Hey, fellas, Gavin, you had mentioned about the first couple episodes of you being on Anthony's show.
This is called Compound Censored.
And you didn't like it when you were drunk.
I'd argue it makes a great show.
The banter and laughing and riffing.
Then people said you kiss his ass.
I don't think you were kissing ass.
It felt like two buddies shooting the poo-poo.
Anyways, when you said you were going to tone down behavior, I noticed Anthony had to look at his notes.
Gavin drinking and loose on Kumi's show equals non-stop riffing and bullshitting with your buddy.
Gavin being docile and quite equals Anthony having to look at his notes.
So you guys have something to talk about.
P.S. Ryan, you just need to say you are fucking wrong sometimes and shut the fuck up.
Just fucking say, okay, sorry, Gavin, I was wrong.
Also, chocolate chip guy screaming, oh, laughing, my fucking ass off.
Favorite eva.
Stay safe, guys.
Okay, that's enough.
Let us check in with Morgan Common.
I have Morgan Common with this guy than I do almost anyone else on this show.
And we, at the offices of Project Veritas, we're going to talk to Morgan about his latest scoop.
Hear it.
Morgan, are you there, sir?
Yes, sir, I'm here.
So you've recently exposed Facebook for controlling the narrative.
Yep.
And what exactly were they doing?
So they were basically developing algorithms to find content that they would describe as vaccine hesitant.
And then once they found this content, they would rate it on a tier scale, tier five being the lowest tier of vaccine hesitancy, which would actually be positive vaccine sentiment.
And tier zero would be anti-vax sentiment.
And then once they found that if it was vaccine hesitant, then they would suppress it by giving it position changes, not allowing it to be recommended to other people, stuff like that, not letting it come into previews on your social media.
And who came up with this idea?
This is a team of software engineers and a higher execs at Facebook itself.
So does it go up to Zuckerberg?
Yes, he's definitely aware of it.
He's definitely talked about it before.
And they have what they call health integrity teams at Facebook where their whole job is to look at stuff like this.
So if they say something like, like, I understand the premise, if people are going on Facebook saying eating feces is really healthy and you develop super strength from eating your own shit, you should do it.
You don't want to promote that.
But then you get to the problem that Laura Loomers always talking about where, okay, if you're going to monitor stuff like that, which is, by the way, not true, do not eat your own shit.
If you're going to monitor stuff like that, then you're a publisher.
You're not just a platform.
So can't you be sued if you're a publisher?
Yes.
And I think that's one of the big things Facebook's trying to avoid is saying that, well, you know, this isn't us and stuff like that.
Now, I saw you in an interview say you got kids, you're worried about their future, and that's why you came out and said these people are controlling the narrative.
They're promoting the vaccine by discouraging people who criticize it.
I get that you go to James with that and you'd be that, I word about my family and the rest of America.
But why come out of the closet and expose yourself entirely?
I wanted other people who may be thinking about doing this to see that, yeah, you know, this is actually the real deal and that you'll be taken care of if you come out with information like this.
You know, if you think, if you see something, say something.
If you see something that's wrong, you can take it to people and your life won't be destroyed in a way that you can't recover from.
And yeah.
And I think that it's important for people to see my face and see that I'm just a regular person.
I have a regular job.
I'm not just some silhouette on the background.
I'm one of them.
Yeah, it definitely has a lot more impact when we can see your face and not see you as a silhouette.
But it makes us worry about you.
So you kind of did two levels here.
One was coming out and exposing them.
The second was saying, I'm a human being and this is what I look like.
That was pretty brave.
Thank you.
What else did you see going on at Facebook?
Is this uncommon, this sort of controlling how people talk to each other?
No, there's conversations that go on at Facebook all the time about this.
They even have an acronym, KAP, which stands for Knowledge, Attitudes, and Practices.
And it's a metric that they use to measure populations within Facebook on all kinds of levels.
So this kind of stuff is like run a normal day there.
Well, it's very sinister because America was built on free speech.
It was built on open conversations with different sides.
Then social media took over the conversation.
And now they're controlling the conversation and deciding who sees what and who hears what.
Yeah, and it's like you see those labels on your post.
It's like, this is judged to be misinformation or could be misinforming.
And it's like, according to who?
Yeah.
And the vaccine is very complicated science.
I've heard doctors on both sides.
Some promote it.
Some say it's redundant.
Some say it's evil.
There should be an open discussion about it.
Yeah, it's a deeply personal choice.
Right.
So to go out there and be like, well, this is misinformation and you should really go this way.
It's like, no, I'll make that decision for myself.
Thanks.
Yeah, I remember even like with lefties when it came to the flu vaccine, remember they were all against measle vaccines and all that stuff?
That was the hip liberal thing to be against.
And now with this, if you have any doubts, you're, I don't know, an insurrectionist.
Yeah, well, and they almost want to put you on the level of like you're on the offense by saying, I'm not getting my vaccine.
Like you're putting them at risk.
And it's like, no.
So did Facebook figure out who you were or you decided to go to the second level on your own?
I'm pretty sure they discovered who I was pretty quickly.
So basically, they called me in just randomly.
I was working and my boss is like, you need to pull all your stuff away, grab all your stuff and come meet me in this meeting room.
I go in there and there's him with a security guard.
And my supervisor had no clue what was going on.
They didn't tell him.
They didn't tell his boss or his boss's boss.
Like none of them knew what this was about.
According to them, I asked them.
They said they had no idea.
And they basically said, yeah, turn over your badge, turn over your laptop and your phone.
You're being investigated.
And so we're going to set up a meeting with you at a later date and we'll discuss this with Facebook's team.
And when that day came, they canceled at the last minute.
So how did they figure it out?
Are they connected to your phone or something?
So basically, I got the document from an internal platform that they use called Workplace, and it was posted by somebody else.
And it was brought to my attention by yet another person.
And then I looked at it, downloaded it, and I think that they went in there and saw that I was the only person who downloaded it whose job description matched the segment from Project Veritas.
And they were like, yeah, it was this guy.
Because there were other people, too, that are being investigated as well right now.
Wow.
Do you think there'll be other whistleblowers at Facebook coming forward and telling us all the other horrible shit they do?
I certainly hope so, yeah.
I know a lot of people there that share the same attitudes that I do.
Yeah, so I really hope they will be, especially after they see how I've been treated after this and that, you know, even if I'm just some guy from a tiny town of like, you know, 6,000 people, you can still make an impact, especially if you get in hold of the right people.
Right.
And you've got a GoFundMe that's up there.
It's up to like, what, 200K by now?
It's actually not a GoFundMe.
I chose not to use GoFundMe.
It's at givesendgo.com slash expose Facebook.
It's a Christian crowdfunding website.
So yeah.
And we'll put that up on the screen.
Givesendgo.com slash what again, sorry?
Expose Facebook.
Expose Facebook.
And last question.
Do you think this same level of intervention is going on with Instagram, Twitter, and all the other social media sites?
Absolutely.
So Facebook actually owns Instagram and this documentation that I have that is available and you can see they'll actually put their, yeah, it's live on Instagram and Facebook.
And as far as other social media platforms, I can't imagine that if they had the ability to do this, that they wouldn't do it.
No history.
They definitely are.
We were researching black people who were shot by cops this week and it takes about six Google, even DuckDuckGo, it takes six Google pages of MSNBC, BuzzFeed, and all these lefties to get a different perspective on the shooting.
So they're controlling what we all see and hear.
This is, Orwell was an underachiever.
Agreed.
Agreed.
Yeah, totally.
Wow.
Well, thanks for having the bravery to come forward and also the bravery to expose yourself.
This isn't the first time you were brave in your life.
You were also in the Army.
Correct.
And you served four years.
Where were you?
I was taken to Joint Base Lewis-McChord, right outside of Tacoma, Washington.
I was in the infantry with 5th Battalion, 20th Infantry Regiment.
And did you ever see any...
How do you phrase it?
Gunfire?
Were you in the shit?
No, no.
I was with a unit that was considered undeployable at the time.
So we just did a lot of training over four years, but I never got deployed.
And why did you leave?
My contract was expiring, and I think that I could take my skills into the private sector and make more money than I could in the military.
Yeah.
What do you think of what's happening with the military today, with this tendency for it to go woke?
It's an absolute disgrace.
I think it puts our soldiers in danger.
I absolutely do.
And I feel bad for people who want to serve the country because it's really not a good idea to try to sign up for that right now.
Like say you were in a motorcycle club, right?
And you started snitching all the time.
And so did other members in the club.
Then the members who are not snitches are out somewhere.
Their lives are now in danger because you've ruined the club.
Correct.
So now when you tell us that we're trans and we come from lesbians and we're woke and we're genderless, and then there's guys in Afghanistan fighting jihadists, they're like, oh yeah, you're the tranny fags.
Well, yeah, and you got the jihadist themselves.
I mean, those guys are training and running up mountains barefoot.
And you got people over here saying, well, you need to respect my pronouns.
And it's like, there's no comparison.
They're training their militaries in Russia and China to be more aggressive and more masculine.
Meanwhile, you know, we've got God over here.
Well, they're literally training us to be less masculine.
Yep.
It's subterfuge.
Yeah.
Yeah, it really is.
We're our own worst enemies.
All right, Morgan.
Well, thanks for coming on the show.
We got several levels of bravery here from you being in the military to you exposing Facebook to you exposing your face.
We're impressed.
And thanks for coming on the show and thank you for your service.
Yeah, of course.
Of course.
Thank you for your time.
And if you guys want to support me and my family, you can go to givesendgo.com slash expose Facebook.
If you want to support Project Veritas, you can go to Veritas Tips at ProtonMail.com.
Right on, dude.
Have a good one.
You too.
Thanks.
Let's do all the final videos because they're going to be ancient news by Tuesday.
I love this channel and I love to see in...
Oh, sorry.
I love seeing engineers fuck around.
It's fun.
And this is toxic masculinity.
This is whatever you want to call it, rugged individualism.
But when they use their technology for something stupid, it just, I'm in awe.
I am a chick when I watch this shit.
So first, check this out.
They measure exactly the parameters of what they're dealing with.
Okay, I got the top.
I got the bottom.
Yep.
I got the right side.
This is like when you see those forklifts pick up a penny or a giant backhoe pick up a penny.
Gets out of the way.
Brings over the bottle opening machine.
Sizes it up.
And she's gone.
Of course, that would spill all over the floor.
You'd have to flip the whole thing sideways.
Anyway, I'm starting to worry that's like graphic novels where I show people.
You've probably seen this, but we got to get it on the record.
This is the greatest baseball play ever.
It reminds me of watching Little League.
So this is simultaneously total amateur hour and some of the best fucking pro moves I've ever seen.
I'm kind of new to baseball, so it's called a pickle when both one base and the other base have the ball and you're stuck in a pickle.
You're going back and forth.
I've never seen anyone not get out in a pickle.
But wait to see what this guy does with his pickle.
He rams it right up their ass.
Baez hits it on the ground of third Gonzalez.
Okay.
Oh, he's off the base, so I'm going to run away.
And then while I'm running, you realize someone's going for home.
The guy makes it to home.
Dude runs back to first.
No one's there.
Then he misses the ball.
So he runs to second.
Kidding me, Javi Baez.
Keep going.
Go!
Go!
Vicky, you're invisible.
Keep going, you're invisible.
Easy out at first becomes a double.
All right, last one.
This one just annoys me.
We can see your screen.
21.
So she's in France.
She's got a rifle.
Probably Muslim.
Or some weird, like, taunt.
They're not shooting her.
Just shoot her.
She's out of her mind.
Depending on the rifle, too, you're not safe there.
Those bullets are going to go through.
What are you hiding behind?
Some glass?
And some fucking weak, thin, easily collapsible van steel?
So MacGyver over here risks getting eaten by a pit bull.
He sneaks up to the fence.
But it's got some weird latch.
How the fuck does this latch work?
Oh, oh, it's a code.
Code to get out.
You know, you twist this and then it opens.
Anyway, I'm going to go back inside.
Yeah, go back inside.
Okay, bonjour, merci.
Anonzide, deguer.
Jeva écrazé la vermine.
Okay, l'entement.
Doucement.
Deu trois.
P. Jeva.
Tackle.
Oh, see that?
And look at that.
It went off.
That was a double-barrel shotgun.
Wasn't it?
Yeah.
Do they go off if you just bang them?
I don't know.
Maybe she had the.
What if it was facing someone else?
Someone could have lost their toes.
But go back to when she tackles her.
I'm so annoyed by this scream.
You put everyone's life in jeopardy.
Now you're screaming.
Sorry, did he hurt you?
Oh, you poor thing.
Shut the fuck up.
Anyway, folks, happy Memorial Day.
I think we should just put this up as soon as possible.
I hope that in between burgers and hot dogs and hot burgers, we take a moment to reflect on all the sacrifice that soldiers have made, the military has made, the Marines have made, the Navy has made.
God bless the soldiers and sailors and airmen too who fought for us across the sea and are still fighting for us on a daily basis.
If you see a vet today, say thank you for your service.
If you see a vet tomorrow, say thank you for your service.
Always say that any day.
These people put their lives on the line to maintain our freedom.
And not only should we recognize that, but we should also, in a smaller scale, a less brave, admittedly less brave scale, see what we can do in our individual communities, fighting critical race theory in schools, this war on masculinity, this war on free speech, this war on gender.
Keep fighting the small fights while these guys go out and hunt the big game.
And we can save this country together.
We can save this civilization together.
So God bless America.
God bless Canada.
God bless Britain.
God bless Australia.
God bless Western culture and all of the West.
And the rest of them can go fuck themselves.
Happy Memorial Day.
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