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May 28, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
	Something's telling me I must go home.
	I must go home.
	And the lights all went down in my satuous day I left her standing on her own.
	Do you recognize this ensemble?
	Animal House.
	Yes.
	I remember seeing that speech and thinking, that's what I want to be.
	I want to lead some sort of a movement where we're mad as hell and we're not going to take it anymore.
	We'll speak on behalf of Delta House.
	But you know what I ended up being in the Prowboys?
	That guy.
	I ended up being the guys, calm down.
	Calm down.
	Stop doing that.
	No, don't make that joke.
	That's too spicy.
	No, that's enough, Pepe's.
	I think we've heard enough, Mr. Chairman.
	I was told I'd have a chance to...
	That's enough.
	This is putting Max and John in prison for four years.
	He said that?
	Yes!
	Are you deaf?
	Let's finish this damn thing.
	Blues up!
	Blues up!
	And then they took over.
	And then I had to step down from the club.
	I don't think it's fair.
	That's what I said on my way out.
	And then they threw all my friends in jail, and the SPLC destroyed my reputation.
	The girls thought it was hot.
	Hey, shut up, you asshole!
	And then Enrique took over.
	Stop going to rallies.
	They're serious this time.
	Don't go to January 6th and don't bring a clip.
	Don't worry, man.
	I could talk to the cops.
	I'm friends with a lot of them.
	It doesn't matter.
	The cops don't have any control.
	Or if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system?
	And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general?
	I put it to you, Greg.
	Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?
	Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you, bad mouth, the United States of America.
	Gentlemen!
	That's the government.
	I just realized he had a knit tie.
	Yeah, I just wish I could be more authentic.
	So, back when Nita Fashions, and this will be our Nita Fashions plug, info at NitaFashions.com, correct?
	Back when they would come and visit hotel rooms, they'd come to New York City, and I showed them that clip, and I said, I need that suit.
	And they found the swatch, and I found the tie, and they made the pink shirt, and we put it together.
	Info at nitafashions.com.
	So what you do now with them, they're not coming to your town anymore, or maybe they will in a few months.
	But as of right now, you contact them.
	They get on a Zoom call with you, and you do all your measurements.
	They get your body perfect.
	And then the prices are amazing.
	You can get a dirt cheap shirt.
	When I say dirt cheap, I mean like 60, 70 bucks.
	Oh, I can get them at fucking Walmart for, go fuck yourself.
	Or you can get a very expensive suit.
	Now, the problem with a tailored suit in New York, they're like five grand.
	Six, seven grand sometimes.
	Because tailors are rare.
	But tailors are not rare in Hong Kong.
	So what these guys will do, they can get you a suit for like a thousand bucks.
	So anyway, discuss prices first and what your range is.
	And then you can get all these shirts that fit you so perfectly, you have no idea how perfectly comfortable I am right now.
	There is no like, you know, the neck thing where you start, you can feel your Adam's Apple rub on the top button and you're like, I'm not going to have a panic attack.
	I feel like I'm being choked out.
	I don't right now.
	Right now, I feel like I'm wearing a sweatshirt and I'm wearing a suit.
	Ooh, you know what's cool?
	You get your name in it.
	Mine says Gavin McInnes because that's my name.
	But you get your name.
	And you choose this fabric and everything.
	It's fun.
	So yes, that's our new sponsor, NitaFashions.
	Go to info at nitafashions.com.
	Got it?
	Nitafashions.com.
	Have we made it clear enough?
	So yeah, you go there, they'll measure you on the Zoom, and then you can start talking about what you want to get.
	And then once they have you in the book, you just call them up and you pick some shirts online and say, send me three more shirts.
	A thin one for summer and a thick one for winter.
	But there's also one other thing with that.
	There's a promo code?
	Oh, yeah.
	I became obese after.
	I mean, I've been going to them for 10 years.
	And I'm also, I prefer the term ripped.
	I've become bigger.
	And for some reason, I guess my waist is more muscular because it's bigger now.
	I have a more muscular waist.
	That's not a good outfit.
	Oh, I was wearing that same shirt today.
	Oh, it's a baseball game.
	You know how much those shirts, those shorts cost me?
	How much?
	$350.
	That's the hell.
	It was like a bunch of stuff.
	one of the dumbest things I've done.
	It's right after I left Vice and I had a big check.
	And I was at some fancy surf store, and I thought, oh, I'll just get these.
	And I put them down, and they're like made in Amsterdam or some shit.
	And the guy goes $350.
	And the only time in my life I've ever done this, and I've never done it since, I went, oh.
	Instead of going, like, what the fuck?
	You out of your mind?
	And just put them back.
	I went, oh.
	And just paid.
	I've done that a lot.
	Yeah.
	So stupid.
	Those don't fit me anymore.
	So anyway, I call them up and I go, dude, what am I going to do now?
	My waist is like two sizes bigger.
	And they go, no problem, Mr. McInnes.
	Your pants all have an inch and a half extra sewn in.
	I didn't notice that.
	So send them back to us and we'll expand them and send them back for your charge.
	And now all my suits fit like PJs again.
	That's the guy.
	That's the son.
	Anyway, Nina Fashions is great.
	The reason I chose that opening song, though.
	In Massachusetts, because I just watched this new Bee Gees dock that's going around.
	Have you ever heard about this?
	Before I saw this dock, I was like, yeah, yeah, I know the Bee Gees, like disco band.
	They got a lot of flack when everyone hated disco, and they did the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack.
	And I heard they were kind of more rock before that.
	They had a whole bunch of songs that were kind of heavy.
	There's like 37 Bee Gees.
	Not guys, but versions of the band.
	What?
	Sort of like Van Halen.
	When they were little kids, they would play parties and weddings and stuff.
	Like Eddie Van Halen and Alex Van Halen would go with their dad and he'd play the piano.
	Right.
	And they'd go do weddings, anything, funerals, conga, polka, whatever you want.
	Which is a crucial part of the puzzle.
	Because you get to the point where you're just so fucking good at music that you can churn it out in an afternoon.
	I also think a massive part of this is innate talent.
	And what the Van Halens did and the Bee Gees did is they combined their innate talent with Malcolm Gladwell's thousands hour minimum.
	And what a fucking band.
	Look up how many hits the Bee Gees have.
	I believe it's 347,000.
	So they had that.
	So they had like a Beatles thing.
	They were basically the Beatles in the 60s.
	They came up with the Beatles.
	Girls screaming their heads off, all that.
	Then there's a lull, then they're the psychedelic guys because everyone's doing that.
	And they rode all these different waves.
	And then they keep dying, right?
	Of course, that's what happens in pop music.
	You're huge and you die.
	Momus, my buddy Momus, the EDM guy, his solution to that problem is he just moves to different parts of the world.
	So when I met him, he was living in Japan, having a whole new career there as a dance electronic music guy in Japan.
	The Bee Gees didn't do that.
	Well, they did move from Australia to Britain to America, but they would just keep reinventing themselves.
	How many hits did just type in, Ryan?
	Hits.
	No.
	Somebody said...
	You type into Google, how many hits did the Bee Gees have?
	Question mark.
	I have done that, sadly.
	And what did it say?
	It basically told me to fuck myself and look at Wikipedia, and I was like, all right, well, I'm not scrolling through that, but I found an article.
	No, no, you wrote, how many hits, Begs, and you made Begs one word?
	It's two words and have.
	How many hits Bee Gees have?
	How many hits did the Bee Gees have?
	You've got to really spoon feed these youngsters.
	43 hot top 100 hits for the group.
	How many?
	43?
	Yeah, first of 43 hot.
	No, I saw something in this article here that said how many hits they had.
	Okay.
	Well, you can tell us when you're ready.
	Stop killing the momentum of the show.
	So then their career is sort of waning, and they go, we need something at the end of this song, like a yeah going away, like as the song's fading away.
	And Barry Gibb, I forget the hunkiest one, just goes, because you gotta know, nah, I can't do it, obviously, with my voice.
	But he does this falsetto thing, and everyone goes, that sounds cool.
	And they go, we've always been influenced by those sort of doo-wop bands with the high voice, with the falsetto.
	And then they said, well, why don't you do that start now?
	So then they become the falsetto band.
	They've already had like four careers.
	Then they do the falsetto thing.
	There we go.
	Bee G's ranked third among groups for most hot 100 number 100.
	34 song chart appearances.
	What is that Be G's ranked third?
	Clicked it.
	It is loading.
	It's loading.
	Are we having a slow internet night again?
	I believe that is the truth.
	That's what's happening here.
	Look at those singles.
	Five in the UK.
	19 in UK top 10.
	Oh, these are all UK ones.
	Yeah.
	So that's not interesting to me, Ryan.
	I already want to kill you.
	This is the rank third thing.
	That's still...
	This is art.
	That was loading that whole fucking time.
	We're not off to a good start.
	Spent 33 weeks on the chart.
	We're still learning stuff about the Begs.
	Okay.
	How Deep Is Your Love, of course?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I don't want to know that.
	So it's like 34 or something.
	But that was Britain.
	Now I'm getting mad.
	Keep scrolling down.
	20.
	So who are the other two guys?
	What kind of headline is that?
	It's got to be in the opening paragraph.
	Go to the opening paragraph.
	The trio, blah, blah, blah.
	One of the group in history.
	Adupazi Love.
	Save for the Beatles and the Supremes.
	The Supremes?
	Yeah.
	The Supremes?
	The Supremes are number two?
	What do they have?
	Fucking...
	Fucking a lot.
	A bunch of fucking gay love songs?
	Actually, gay, yeah.
	The Supremes?
	Loving a man when you're a man.
	Let me see some of them.
	Let's see.
	Baby Love, Back in My Arms Again.
	Come see about me.
	Oh, of course.
	Everybody's favorite, Love is Like an Itching in My Heart.
	Oh, that one.
	I can never get to play that song.
	What the fuck is Love Is Like an Itching in My Heart?
	That's gross, by the way.
	It sounds like You have, you didn't wipe your heart well enough.
	You have Jock Hart.
	Never heard this hit before.
	Anyway, and then disco happens, and everyone hates them, so they're depressed.
	And everyone just hated them because that was the thing.
	I remember I was around then in the 70s, and we would wear shirts that said death before disco.
	And I was like seven.
	And my babysitter goes, do you hate disco?
	I go, yeah, I'd rather fucking die.
	And then she plays like Heart of Glass by Blondie, and she goes, what do you think of this song?
	I go, it's awesome.
	Who's this?
	She goes, it's disco.
	And it was like, I had been raped.
	My babysitter raped me.
	That was a man you just.
	Look, that's a whole Bee Gees there.
	And they were huge then.
	Look, they're signing autographs when they're like fucking 12.
	I remember being grossed out the first time I saw the Bee Gees.
	My aunt was listening to them like a concert on the TV, and I was like, who are they?
	They're ugly as fuck.
	And my aunt was like, those are the Bee Gees.
	They were the greatest bands in the world.
	That's their failed musician dad.
	And their other, their mom was also a dad, apparently.
	My two dads.
	How can you mend a broken heart?
	Yeah, it's really good.
	Worth a watch.
	Although, they had a younger brother who came along later, and he also had 8 million hits.
	But he OD'd, I think, Coke.
	I think he coked himself to death, which is a challenge.
	But they don't really touch on that.
	It's sort of like watching a Queen documentary, and they don't mention that Freddie Mercury was a fag, which they did in the Queen documentary.
	They just sort of show him, or not documentary, the movie with Rehmad Zimbi or whatever.
	They just show him go into a room, and it's implied.
	Remy Malor.
	But like, his gayness was pretty huge.
	I mean, he did bring opera to the masses.
	That's not normal for straight man.
	Speaking of over, it's easy to overdose on Coke if you get it from Brooklyn lately, though.
	There's been fentanyl with it.
	This was not during fentanyl days, believe it or not.
	Pre-fentanyl Bee Gees.
	So then, wait, I'm telling this story all wrong.
	And then disco, so disco's bad, and everyone hated them just because they were popular, just like me when I was a kid.
	I just, that's what you do.
	And then they go, let's become songwriters.
	They have another fucking career.
	Writing songs for Barbara Streisand.
	17 cinder blocks covered in aids fall on your head you look you turn into kevin mcalester after the first kevin mcalester meets Rambo.
	So if you sneak in my back door, a giant fucking branch goes shunk through your thighs.
	You wouldn't be like, Again, with the home invasions.
	This is becoming a pattern.
	Yeah, there's no fucking way.
	Oh, shit, Bob O'Nekur, you fucking liar who made an awesome movie where you changed the races.
	I'm going to put on the AC for a second.
	Tell me if it bothers you.
	Any bothering going on?
	No, not me.
	Okay.
	And people have written in and said not.
	So yeah, tacticalwalls.com.
	Check it out.
	Support vets.
	Support American businesses.
	So we got Native Fashions.
	We got Tactical Walls.
	We covered the opening song.
	Oh, I meant to say this last show, but I'll say it now.
	But I'm talking to you here on a human level.
	That is a very human level.
	I guess we'll start with the important news.
	DJ Khaled cannot say the word circumstances.
	Circumstances.
	Circumstances.
	It's an easy word.
	From your circumstance.
	What's the word?
	Circus.
	Circumstances.
	Circumstances.
	Circumstances.
	Circumstances.
	Circumstances.
	No, just you can do what you can do.
	Circum.
	There's some words I can't say.
	Circum.
	Circumstances.
	Circumstances.
	Circumstances.
	Circumstances.
	Circumstances.
	But she can't say it either.
	They had, what's her name there from, you know, the men Fergie?
	Fergie, yeah, that looked like Fergie.
	But she tries to say it cool and rap because everyone thinks DJ Khaled's black.
	He's a Palestinian.
	You don't have to talk black to him.
	Relax.
	Circumstances.
	Circumstances.
	Like, she's bad too.
	Circum.
	No, just do you, you can give me.
	Circum.
	There's some words I can't say.
	Circum.
	I don't want to get my son circumstanced.
	I'm against circumstances.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Then we'll get it next time.
	He's uncircumcised.
	I think you did a great job.
	Give words you can't say.
	I always have a problem with the abominable snowman.
	Abominable.
	Abominable.
	Abominable.
	I keep thinking that there's an extra B in there.
	Abominable.
	You know, I don't know.
	Basically anything smart.
	Yeah.
	Full sentence.
	I know a word you have trouble with.
	Everything.
	Correct.
	Yeah.
	Speaking of which, I was at the fag zone earlier today, and I just thought you guys should see how it's progressed over the years with the show.
	He is, he's been listening to a lot of Jordan Peterson, and he's decided to clean his room.
	And the way he's cleaning it is with several meters deep of laundry.
	Turn it up.
	Yes, in the first video that you took, I decided to drop a certain word a certain amount of times to make it.
	He said the N-word 14 times so I wouldn't ever show it on the show.
	And that's what he's referencing the second time.
	I think he denied the Holocaust and said a bunch of other things.
	Right.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Hoping I wouldn't post it.
	That's the worst things.
	I actually didn't post it, but I caught him again.
	So, you know, you can pause that at home and just have a look at the squalor this man lives in.
	Go back.
	Like, I have 50 years of clothes, sort of.
	Well, not 50, but I've been around.
	I've lived in New York for 20 years, so I should have 20 years of clothes cycled through.
	You have enough clothes.
	Like, let's go to the corner there where the guitar is.
	No, no, the other way.
	The other entire way.
	Yeah, like all that.
	It's a lot of clothes.
	And you never, it's not like you're always wearing a different fun outfit.
	That's true.
	That's true.
	So why not?
	You told me like weeks ago you were going to get a contractor bag and just throw it all out.
	That's true.
	You know what I've noticed is a lot of those are seasonal clothes.
	Like see that the plaid there?
	Like everything plaid, flannel, this is all winter and fall clothes, right?
	So there's a bunch of outfits.
	There's like four months worth of outfits that I cannot wear during the season, you know?
	And that's kind of rough.
	But if I, you know what I should do?
	Yeah, no one else has that scenario.
	But they usually have aone else has a winter room, a summer room, and a spring and fall room for their various walk-in closets.
	Correct.
	And so that's you explaining the clothes.
	What about the other disgusting clutter?
	Like, look at the desk underneath the video game.
	Right.
	No, underneath the video game.
	Like, what is all that fucking garbage?
	It's too fuzzy, but...
	Oh, there we go.
	That's kind of good.
	There's just mail and shit.
	A cowboy hat.
	Like, I think I gave you that trunk underneath.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Oh, no.
	Wait, I gave you a trunk.
	And I go, you could just put your socks underwear in here.
	And then you moved the trunk out and added two more boxes of clothes.
	Right.
	Anyway, pathetic.
	I want to have a little Canada news.
	Oh, shit, I forgot to number these, dude.
	He's not cleaning.
	I do crying Jordan Peterson pretty well now.
	Okay, let's hear it.
	Oh, I closed the video, shit.
	He's...
	He's not cleaning his room properly.
	And it makes me sad.
	It really makes me upset.
	He does the look-up thing to try not to cry, but he does.
	Why is he such a crybaby?
	He's an emotional guy.
	I feel him.
	Early in the mornings, if I hear like a sad song, I'm liable to have a lip quiver.
	Oh, I had a little cry today.
	Oh, yeah.
	I saw on the Fox News Instagram, it was some woman went to pick up her cake for her son, and the cake was paid for, and it had a card with it, and it said, I paid for your cake.
	My son died at 30.
	This would have been his fifth birthday in heaven.
	Oh, my God.
	Go down.
	Maybe it's...
	I thought it was Fox News.
	Maybe it wasn't.
	I could look.
	There it is.
	Oh, okay, gotcha.
	The picture here.
	What?
	It's a picture.
	Of course it's a picture.
	Shit for brains.
	It's a literal Instagram.
	Yeah, they have videos with little piano music.
	I literally picture...
	Today is my son's 35th birthday, his fifth one in heaven.
	In his memory, I've paid for your cake.
	Please enjoy, make special memories, and hug your children.
	Loved and loved ones tight.
	My son loved cake.
	And I started to well up with tears thinking about that gesture and her son.
	And then I thought, wait a minute, my son loved cake?
	Did he weigh 650 pounds?
	No, I think it's just a little levity.
	Did he die of obesity?
	That makes me less sad.
	Dude, this is you trying to not be sad.
	No, I just, when I saw the loved with two underlines, my eyes dried up immediately.
	That was a fat piece of shit.
	Oh, you had diabetes because you overindulged yourself.
	Speaking of overindulging in Vancouver, I have a little bit of Canada news.
	On Vancouver Island, this is not the first Canada news, the second one.
	A junkie finally took a shit after, you know how they get constipated.
	Of course.
	And so they had to, the sanitation group had to, it didn't fit in the toilet, obviously.
	So they took it to the ocean in a truck and just sort of rolled it out to sea and hoped it would find its way.
	It's one of those where it was so massive that it broke.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Like when you see that.
	The other half is in the next picture.
	That's the other half that was on a different one.
	So there's two different pictures.
	But the locals were furious because they're rolling into the ocean and they realize that the fish are going to eat it.
	And then every time you eat fish locally, you're eating this fat junkie's shit.
	Every fish you eat is poofer fish.
	See, this is a hard joke to do in the suburbs because they don't know that junkies take a shit once every two weeks.
	And I miss that.
	I miss being able to make junkie jokes.
	You know when we were at the Tommy Robinson trial in Britain, someone threw a junkie shit at us?
	Wow.
	It hit the ground and rolled to the side.
	And it was this big.
	No.
	Yeah.
	That might have been bear shit, dude.
	What?
	Bear shit.
	You know what bear shit looks like?
	Is it little turds?
	Oh, I can't show any of these pictures.
	No.
	Bear shit just looks like someone poured pancake battery.
	Anyway, it looked like a brown tornado, like someone took an entire tub of ice cream and just played with it for a bit.
	And it hit the ground.
	It was all Tommy Robinson fans.
	So there must have been some Antifa person just hurling it from really far away.
	Wow.
	And no one knew what it was, but I did.
	Growing up in Montreal, I know what junkies look like.
	And the fun thing about it is you could see, like, that was Monday.
	Tuesday was, like, there was all the different shades.
	It was like a little calendar.
	And then one of the soccer hooligan type of skells of a chick just sort of kicked it aside.
	Is he going to eat that?
	Sure is.
	Now, a lot of people think this is chocolate.
	It is not.
	Chocolate does not occur naturally in the forest.
	This is actually bear scat.
	But the great thing about this is when you open it up, you dry heave.
	Turn it up.
	Trying to get one out of it.
	That looks like a cliff bar.
	It's actually not digested.
	So the bear's obviously eating a lot of nuts, a lot of fruit, and not all of it gets absorbed.
	Your nuts and your fruit.
	And actually, if you're trying to eat that shit.
	That could actually be a food source.
	All you need to do is wash this off, get all the bacteria and the fecal matter off it.
	No, thanks.
	I keep looking.
	Eat some of that grass behind.
	Imagine like he approaches like Gordon Ramsey, where he goes to the bears, like, this shit isn't even digested.
	This is pathetic.
	Where did you learn how to shit?
	This isn't even cooked.
	You'd have to wash it like with a fire hose.
	Before I'm 100% sure.
	We're going to wash this with bear pins.
	Enough.
	Also in Canada news, I was just going through videos and there's these pedophile hunters.
	Like when we were kids, if a Nazi skinhead caught a punk walking down the street, he'd beat the shit out of you.
	And vice versa.
	You'd have fucking skateboarders would bump into a BMX guy and it would be a fight.
	Look at hockey.
	There's a fight because you're on the other team.
	But this guy bumps into a fucking pedophile and berates him for 44 minutes.
	Beat him up and call the cops or just call the cops.
	But arguing with him about wanting to fuck a 12-year-old?
	And then he's like, I'm from India, buddy.
	Yeah, that's not legal there either, my friend.
	It's not even legal in Mexico.
	This goes on and on and on, so I won't waste your time, but she's 12 years old, dude.
	What's wrong with you, man?
	You just came here and you're looking to get arrested and go back.
	No, sir, I don't want to do it.
	She's 12 years old.
	You can't do it.
	I really know.
	Really?
	I have you in the chat.
	You came here to make a life.
	Ah, I love...
	Look, what is this?
	What does this mean?
	You know what, sir?
	I love getting head.
	I love having XXX.
	I love licking.
	I love kissing.
	I go crazy behind.
	Can I just say something?
	Say something.
	I really thought she is hating.
	Trust me.
	And I really...
	Dude, she confirmed the age with these fists.
	See, you jumped too far ahead.
	Go back when he has no mask on.
	It's not good TV when someone has a mask on.
	And turn it up.
	I can't hear shit.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm really new to Canada.
	Sorry, sir.
	She's 12 years old.
	What's the matter with your hand?
	I don't want to do that or anything like that.
	No, no.
	Read the messages.
	You're going to talk right now before I call the police.
	I don't care if you're new to Canada.
	That excuse is getting old.
	That excuse is getting old.
	No.
	You get what I'm saying?
	He's got the anger.
	Like, do you yell at murderers too?
	You jerk.
	I hate murder.
	This is what phone is.
	Why did you murder someone?
	If you put the phone down, you...
	I swear to God, I'm going to call the cops if you don't apologize.
	I checked out his YouTube page, and there is instances where he hasn't called the cops because the guy showed remorse.
	Come on.
	Oh, you mean you got hustled?
	Right.
	But go back, go back.
	So, this is in Toronto.
	Don't say Toronto and don't say Saturday Night Live.
	It's Saturday Night Live.
	But jump ahead here, like way.
	They end up going to his house.
	Before that, I think.
	But the problem isn't that is I don't care.
	And then he's all buddy-buddy with the guy's roommate.
	Keep going.
	He's almost there.
	This is serious man.
	No, no, you're going the wrong fucking way.
	Don't worry.
	Your house will be blurred out.
	Everything will be blurred out.
	Don't worry.
	Let's go.
	Keep going, Ryan.
	You're making me mad again.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, there.
	Wait, now go back.
	You just went a little too far.
	Good, man.
	But turn it up.
	Okay, let's see the door open.
	Listen.
	Do I have permission to come in your house and record?
	Yes.
	Yes?
	Yes.
	Okay, leave the door open.
	Leave the door open.
	I'm 40 minutes into it.
	I typically don't do this.
	This is weird.
	What are you doing?
	Hello, how are you?
	Hello, how are you?
	I'm just, I caught your friend being a pedophile.
	Not too bad.
	What you cooking?
	Yeah.
	What you cooking?
	I'm making omelette.
	Omelette?
	Oh, man.
	Omelet, omelette, omelette.
	That's good, man.
	That's good.
	Omelet, omelet, omelet.
	That's good, man.
	Okay, so.
	He's blanking this way.
	Come here, buddy.
	After you finish your omelet, don't worry.
	After you finish your omelette?
	The guy's mentally ill.
	I think he's an intense pussy.
	But he was molested as a kid, so he has the anger.
	But not the balls.
	This is a very serious thing.
	40 minutes has gone by.
	Very serious, okay?
	Yeah, okay.
	Okay.
	Anyway, it goes on and on like that.
	That is weird.
	Here's a gross sexual thing.
	Look at Pervert Wigpig.
	It's a picture I sent separately.
	No, no, no.
	In the airdrop.
	Oh, gotcha.
	No, no, no.
	Yeah, there.
	Can we please just do away with the concept of family friendly?
	Kids should be learning about sex, queer stuff, consent, kink, etc.
	from an early age.
	Family friendly is just a way to treat children like shit because adults need power trips.
	Now, anyone who's been near a kid knows sex is the very last thing they want to know about in the world.
	And this is Jew Anarchist69.
	Look at his fucking face.
	This is a trend going on right now.
	Now that weirdos have been normalized, we're starting to see a lot about how kids need to know about sex.
	We had that New York school where they were talking about the orgasm gap to, I think it was fifth graders and how children are sexual.
	They are not sexual beings.
	I've told this story a hundred times, but I was watching The Croods with my youngest, who's eight, and the girl has a crush on the boy.
	They're like teenagers.
	And he was going like this, like, I don't know, someone was having their eyeballs eaten with a fork.
	Like, he couldn't look at it.
	We turned it off.
	They're not into that kind of shit.
	Okay?
	Can you stop talking about sex and kids?
	Drag queen story hour.
	Drag queens are sex.
	That culture is about sex.
	Their names are sexual double entendres.
	I can't believe we have to say this in 2021, but get sex away from fucking kids.
	Hey kids, this is what polyamorous means.
	Speaking of sex, this is another picture I sent you.
	I was blown away to see this.
	Adrian Tomine is a really talented graphic novel dude.
	This is the Chinese guy you're going to see.
	That one.
	And one of his first books is called Shortcomings.
	It has a ruler down the side.
	It's one of the bravest books I've seen.
	Forget that it's a graphic novel.
	It's one of the bravest confessions, and it's autobiographical.
	And it's about him getting dumped by this girl he really likes and her being weird about it.
	And then him realizing it's because he has a small dick because he's Japanese.
	Like I'm reading it going, this is not the kind of thing that's said out loud.
	And then he had a million awards and a whole other career.
	This was a long ass time, probably 20 years ago.
	And then I see he's bringing that back up and having Randall Park play him.
	Randall Park?
	That's fucking balls.
	Isn't it?
	Big balls for such a little dick.
	Comparatively big balls.
	Now you're Asian.
	What's your penis look like?
	She's terrible.
	Like a thumbnail?
	I mean, a thimble?
	Like, this is a pretty accurate.
	It's just like a little stub.
	It's a nub.
	So when you have oral sex, like when a woman says, I want to blow you, you're like, it's going to be more like you eating me out.
	Yeah, I just giggle and go.
	It's tickly.
	It's like lesbians give you good blowjobs because they're used to licking clits.
	It's like a mouth scissoring.
	I see.
	And when a woman is fucking you, does she know?
	I mean, when you're a fucking woman, is she aware or does she flip through a magazine?
	They're awake, but don't check in.
	Because you have big shoes.
	Right.
	We have the same shoe size.
	I think you're a bigger one.
	I'm going to go a half size bigger than you.
	You're 10?
	I'm 10 in Chuck Taylor's.
	I'm 10 and a half.
	No, you're not.
	Yes, I am.
	The shoes I stole from you were 10.
	Oh, you go a half size down with a Chuck Taylor.
	So I'm like, close.
	I could fit into...
	I just said 10 in Chuck's, and you go, I'm 10 and a half.
	Well, not in Chuck's.
	You're so dumb.
	Oh, wait, yeah, I guess you're right.
	Windy out.
	Wait, what?
	You're so dumb talking to you as like a Maxwell tape out.
	Yeah, I like this.
	I just sit on the chair going, you look like Randall Potter.
	I'm 10 and a half with, you know, dunks or whatever.
	Yeah, same here.
	Air Jordans.
	We got the same foot.
	So that makes you think you do.
	Because my dick is so alarming that, like, I can't be nude in front of anyone who isn't dying to fuck me.
	And they just get bummed in.
	It's like looking at a porn.
	Right.
	They're like, I'm watching a porn now.
	Even like at the, if I'm at the gym and I'm changing and guys see it, they're like, why who put on the gay porn?
	I'm like, that's just me.
	It's like looking at like a parked Ferrari.
	It's like, that thing should be going.
	That thing should be going.
	I want to go for a ride at the moment.
	Vroom, vroom, Mr. McGinnis.
	Vroom, vroom, vroom.
	That's what all the guys in my boxing gym say.
	Vroom, vroom.
	There is a dude, a gay dude there, who I don't change with him anymore.
	He just wears a jock strap with the elastic bands around his lower buns and nothing else.
	His buns are there.
	That's not good.
	And I think he might get a sexual rush from sparring.
	Oh.
	Not from just wearing the ball.
	Yeah, that's what he had on, the blue ones.
	Show that?
	That's what he wears.
	What's the purpose of that?
	I don't know.
	To have your ass shard.
	Maybe it's for sharding a purpose.
	He gave one of the guys, he goes, I wrote a book.
	And he gave him a book that he had written.
	And he was like, oh, cool.
	So he gets home.
	He didn't know the guy was gay.
	He's black.
	The Irish guy who got the book.
	And he's looking at it and he's like, hmm, hmm, hmm.
	He took all 12 inches of his cock down.
	He's like, ah!
	And he threw the book away out of his hands.
	Ah!
	Ah, Masked Man's a fag.
	He's your.
	Oh, I forgot.
	We were supposed to dump the freebies.
	Yeah, wait, wait.
	We could have just hard cut them.
	No, no.
	This isn't bad.
	We go for half an hour.
	It's only 40 minutes.
	We're only 10 minutes late.
	Johnny Apple CBD, our oldest sponsor, jacbd.com.
	Oh, shit, I said I was going to have the gummies.
	I still didn't get around to that.
	Everyone swears by the gummies.
	They say, because you know when you wake up at like four with some anxiety and then you wake up at six or your kid comes into bed and is kicking you in his sleep and being upside down or the birds are chirping.
	The other day my wife goes, that bird is really annoying.
	Because we both, it was impossible that we'd be asleep.
	She didn't have to say, are you awake?
	It was about like five.
	I almost said 580.
	You know, really, really late.
	Like 580.
	That was a story with Vinny Stigma.
	And I think it was, what was it, Agnostic Front?
	And they were on tour.
	And he fell asleep in the tour van.
	And they were listening to like 899 FM.
	And he's asleep.
	And he wakes up.
	He goes, holy shit.
	I was asleep that whole time.
	We're going to be late.
	And they go, relax, relax.
	We got plenty of time.
	He goes, when is the show?
	When is the show?
	Vinny Stigma, you should be looking up, by the way.
	What are you looking up?
	Annoying birds.
	Annoying birds.
	How about annoying co-hosts?
	Nothing came up for that.
	Yeah.
	Well.
	And that's the guy.
	And he wakes up and he's like, what the fuck?
	And he goes, when's the show?
	And they go, it's 9 o'clock.
	And he goes, look at the time.
	It's $8.99.
	It's one minute away from 9 o'clock.
	Anyway, yeah.
	The gummies, you sleep through the night.
	Great.
	Now, it's not like you trip balls.
	It just, there's no illegal stuff here.
	This is pot without the bad stuff.
	But we got the isolates and waxes.
	I haven't seen that before.
	Is that a new one?
	At the bottom there?
	The supplements, the tinctures above my head.
	What else?
	Go up a little bit?
	That was the pet.
	Topicals, cartridges, gummies, tinctures.
	What's above my head there?
	The stem thing?
	That's the cartridges, the stem vaporizer.
	I like the tinctures.
	You like the tinctures?
	That we've had at the studio.
	Hell yeah.
	We finished them all.
	We just put it in all our coffee.
	We need another dose.
	True that.
	We need a repeat.
	Go to jacbd.com.
	Use the promo code Gavin.
	Maybe I wasn't clear earlier, too.
	With Native Fashions, you use the promo code Gavin.
	Say I sent you.
	And Tactical Walls use the promo code Gavin.
	And JACBD use the promo code Gavin.
	Actually, from now on, anytime you hear us praise something on this show, use the code Gavin.
	Okay?
	So thank you, jacbd.com.
	Thank you for supporting free speech from day one.
	Uh-oh, I'm kind of tripping on my words here.
	All right.
	So that's the end of the freebie part of the show.
	And I would encourage all you freeloaders to go to censored.tv, get a subscription.
	We had a big thing on George Floyd this week where we did a separate show.
	We broke down this massive list of all the black people killed by whites or the KKK or cops.
	And we found four egregious cases where the person was not punished.
	Out of 42, they went back to the 60s and two of the four were from the 60s.
	So you're talking about like bombing a black church, a black school, and like horrible KKK shit from the 60s before even Martin Luther King was assassinated.
	That America.
	So really, as far as modern America goes, which I call post-MLK assassination, there's been two out of 42 horrific examples of racism.
	Anyway, that's not the best way to self-censor.tv, but we got a new show, The Spiel, that I'm very excited about with Gavin Wax and Isabelle O'Reilly.
	And Josh Denny's got a new show out.
	Jim Goat has added a live streaming show on his own accord.
	AIU is posting very regularly.
	Very popular guy.
	And of course, Michael Graves of The Misfits, Radio Deadly.
	So more content than you have time to see.
	And then I do a show with Anthony Cumia every Wednesday that is live called Compound Censored.
	And he also shows it on his network.
	So there's a lot.
	There's a lot here on the other side.
	We'd like you to cross over, come to the dark side, Luke.
	You can feel the force within you.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave and never stop fighting.
	and you said yes.
	I didn't know it was gonna be that long, and I don't understand why you have to piss.
	A smaller member means a longer pee, because that's not true.
	I guess you're right.
	Sorry about that long break.
	Ryan had to go pee-pee.
	Yes.
	In the future, set me up with the mic, and then you can go pee.
	At least I can fucking talk to the peoples.
	Yeah, there's shortcomings.
	I want to see the ruler part.
	It was on the copy I had, it was along the binding.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
	Pretty brave, though.
	Yeah, you just own it.
	Everyone would sort of shat on him when he came out in the scene, because he looked like Daniel Klowse, his drawings.
	But he was definitely influenced by Daniel Klows.
	And what are they called?
	The Hernandez brothers.
	But I think it's because he was so good.
	He came out of nowhere.
	He was incredibly talented, and it pissed people off.
	Because drawing comics is really, really difficult.
	Anyway, I've tried to sell my interest in that to you before, and it always flopped.
	So I've given up a long time on having you appreciate graphic novels.
	Especially when I shit on people who play video games and read superhero comics.
	All right, let's start the show with some really fun My Pet Bidens.
	I'm excited about this.
	Biden.
	There's two things playing.
	Okay, this is a bit of a rocky ep for you.
	Yes.
	What's going on?
	I don't know.
	I exercised today a lot.
	Did you eat right?
	I ate a lot.
	Okay.
	Biden.
	On him I can depend.
	Biden.
	President.
	He's big and blue and sleepy.
	But a friendly monster too.
	My cat.
	Biden.
	Wait, what?
	That doesn't rhyme.
	No lag.
	The media, we thought the media was hard on Trump, but holy shit have they been clamping down on Joe Biden, not letting him get away with anything.
	I already threw out the New York Post today, but the New York Post is one thing.
	The reporters who follow him around, I don't know how he can handle questions like this.
	You may want to jump ahead if you've got a weak stomach.
	This one's a toughie.
	Mr. President, what are you doing?
	Chocolate, chocolate, chip.
	Oh, yeah.
	Now, the best thing about that is not the chocolate chocolate chip that my silly little pet said, like a good little doggy.
	But listen to the sound immediately after.
	I would pay a fucking king's ransom to have footage of the guy who went, oh!
	Oh, yeah!
	Yeah, who?
	Chocolate chocolate chip.
	Oh, yeah.
	Did you hear somebody else gearing up to say chocolate chip is really good or something?
	Yeah, chocolate chip is good.
	Chocolate chocolate chip.
	Oh yeah.
	No, so there's what is your message?
	But then there is someone, some dude.
	God, you think Ryan is a small dick.
	There's some dude with balls that are just grains of sand going, his chocolate chip is really good.
	What are you, fucking Martin Short in that men's synchronized swimming video?
	I'm not that strong of a swimmer.
	Go back.
	I need to hear it again.
	Oh.
	Chocolate chocolate chip.
	Oh yeah.
	Oh yeah.
	Someone said, oh yeah.
	Oh yeah, I know those.
	It's extra chocolate chips.
	Those are so good.
	That ain't no woman.
	It's a man, man.
	But yeah, I would have liked maybe a question about Hunter's dinner.
	Front page of the New York Post today.
	Talks about a meeting with a bunch of Ukrainians.
	He said, dad will be there.
	And then there's a picture of him with them.
	Miranda Devine is a gift.
	There's the cafe they were at.
	That's not really...
	Keep going.
	What do you think?
	Like, dude, you're obviously up to some shaky business.
	Can you not leave your laptop?
	Now, Biden is such a lost poet that I don't know if he's like, I had chocolate, chocolate, chip.
	If you asked him about this, like, in person.
	Or is he at least just going like, Hunter, this is, you fuck up a lot.
	But this is one for the books.
	Are they not showing the picture of them altogether?
	You know who exposed this, by the way?
	Not the chocolate chocolate chip media, which I might call them.
	That might be the name of the show.
	That's pretty good.
	A Kazakhstani, like, what do you call it?
	Corruption media watchdog.
	Not our guys.
	Chocolate, chocolate chip media, right?
	Chocolate pic?
	Yeah, that's It.
	They're the ones who discovered this.
	And the other article that I think she also penned related to that one, but she made it a separate article, was that his salary plummeted after his father, Joe Biden, ceased to be vice president.
	So I guess that's a coincidence that he became really bad at his job immediately after Joe Biden left office.
	Anyway, let's also hear my pet Biden's view on Alzheimer's.
	If we don't take care of it right away, they will be filling up every hospital bed in the country.
	Did you know that?
	We don't do something about Alzheimer's in America.
	Every single solitary hospital bed that exists in America, as the nurses can tell you, every single one will be occupied in the next 15 years in an Alzheimer's patient.
	Every one.
	We don't do something about Alzheimer's in America.
	What?
	Wait a minute.
	Is he trying to say, I think I might speak Biden.
	Maybe he's screwing up that over the course of 15 years, every bed will have had an Alzheimer's patient once.
	So, but like a 15-year life for a bed in a hospital, you're going to see like millions of people, are you not?
	They like to get in and out.
	Three days, right?
	Usually you're about three days.
	So hold on a sec.
	And I'm assuming he's not just speaking gobbledygook.
	I think somebody told him a fact, like in the next 15 years, every single one.
	Right.
	And it's a game of telephone.
	Wait, wait, so three days.
	So it's 365 divided by 3 equals.
	So there's 121 patients per year times 15.
	So that's about 2,000 patients.
	So out of 2,000 patients, one of them will have Alzheimer's.
	Sounds low.
	Sounds low.
	But the way you put it across, Joe, was that if your fucking head is split open with an axe attack, sorry, there's no beds.
	100% of the beds in the country are full of Alzheimer's patients.
	And that's when we elect President Cuomo to kill half of the old people so we can have some hospital beds back.
	I am disabled.
	Okay, here's another one.
	And, you know, we have these on an almost daily basis now where we have to figure out what the fuck he's talking about.
	I think I may have translated that last one.
	Let's see if the Gavr can handle this fucking brain teaser from a torn brain.
	There's, you know, to be, you know, beginning this effort for 2021 is, I think we've learned a few lessons from last year as well.
	There's help.
	They're, you know, being there to help clear roads, rebuild main streets, and so that the families can get back to their lives.
	That's what FEMA does every single day.
	That's the thing it does every single day.
	So I think he's saying we learned that we need to improve infrastructure in this country, and as people are getting back to work, they'll need better roads.
	We learned that from 2020, and that's what we're going to do going forward.
	But then he does this thing where he tries to give himself time to think of something.
	Every single bet, you can ask the nurses, every single bet.
	Then he's like, come on, brain.
	Every single bet in this country.
	And then there's nothing.
	So he goes, oh, fuck.
	What?
	Will be filled with an Alzheimer's patient.
	What the hell are you talking about?
	Okay, we've got some time.
	Let's jump into our most covered subject.
	Racism.
	Let's talk about racism and was racist, guys.
	It's not a subject I'm a big proponent of, but it just dominates our news cycle.
	And now it's dominating our schools with critical race theory.
	So it's sort of like in Montreal, me not reporting on the English versus French debate.
	It permeates every part of life in Quebec.
	So I have to do it.
	Is this shirt a little big?
	No.
	I know the problem.
	I was wearing shirts too small for me for so long that I was used to this.
	But then you're on the train coming back and you have this scenario.
	Which might be why they invented ties.
	Because it looks really bad when you have those things and you can just go like that.
	I'm not fat.
	Nothing wrong with that.
	So this is racism slash Black Lives Matter.
	Woman talking about how she's going to blow fucking pigs' heads off.
	Don't think she means farm animals.
	We're going to beat your motherfucking air pressure.
	Don't wait for one of them motherfucking reports, though.
	Let them kill one of the wars.
	This is what we do.
	We kill one of theirs in Chicago, baby.
	We don't lock on your door.
	We're going to blow your motherfucking head up.
	It seems like when they kill one of theirs, they also kill one of theirs.
	Yeah.
	We've had enough of this gun violence from now on.
	If you kill a black person, we're going to kill a black person.
	And then we're going to kill a black person because we killed a black person.
	And we're going to kill 20 black people until this madness stops.
	I didn't understand any of that until the very end.
	Did you?
	Nope.
	Can we do it again?
	We're going to future motherfucking airpress.
	Don't wait for one of them motherfucking workers before the break.
	Okay, she's saying we're getting pulled over for bullshit like air fresheners.
	I got a bunch of motherfuckers who can't wait to get pulled over so they can kill a cop.
	Everyone's standing around like, hmm.
	These are all great points.
	I don't know who chose you to be the speaker for your group, and I don't care if this is how the group feels in general, but like that cab driver said to me, lot of black people coming really bad.
	You're peeling back the curtain a little too far.
	The spokesperson is supposed to be the nice person that makes everything look good.
	And then the bad people are in the back.
	You put the bad person at the front.
	Is that Queen La Antifa?
	I like how they hired George Floyd's brother, who's literally named Filonious, which is bad.
	Hey, George Floyd's mom.
	Felonious means bad.
	It comes from felony.
	It's not good.
	So they look, they coached him and coached him and coached him.
	Of course, he had to spend some money on some Nita fashion suits.
	And they said, it's very simple.
	Just say, if you can make federal laws to protect the Bald Eagle, you can make federal laws to protect black people or people of color, whatever you want.
	Can you say that?
	Yeah, I could say it.
	No problems.
	No, you say no problem.
	I could say that to no problem at all.
	No, try it.
	Okay.
	And then let's hear him say his script.
	No.
	Because this is the thing.
	If you can make federal laws to protect the bird, which is the bald eagle, you can make federal laws to protect people of color.
	To protect the bird, which is the bald eagle.
	In the future, Felonius, just say bald eagle.
	We're all familiar.
	It's the national bird.
	So everyone is familiar with the bald eagle.
	Everyone.
	So just say, if you can, and you don't have to start it with no, no, no.
	This is it.
	Listen, here, here it comes, right?
	No.
	Just start in.
	If you can make laws to protect the bald eagle, you can make laws to protect people of color.
	It's quiet.
	Yeah, no, it's quiet for him.
	The bird, I got to hear that again.
	This is the thing.
	If you can make federal laws to protect the bird, which is the bald eagle, you can make federal laws to protect people.
	Get shooted out.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	I can't have you saying anything stupid or...
	This is the thing.
	If you can make federal laws to protect the bird, which is the bald eagle, you can make federal laws to protect.
	Federal laws.
	NPR wants us to know that cops get away.
	Remember we did the thing, George Floyd thing I was just talking about?
	42 different cases.
	We found two.
	I can't remember if they were both cops.
	Two cops getting away with killing a black person in the past 50 years.
	If you're, yeah, if you're not, we're going, I'm not including those ones from the 60s.
	I said the past 50 years.
	Right?
	Two cases.
	NPR says no.
	It's thousands a year.
	Last night on NPR, All Things Considered, a guest says thousands of officers get away with killing people without consequences.
	Oh, people.
	Every year in this country.
	And the host offered no rebuttal or correction.
	Is this one of the topics where if you insist on truth, NPR just fires you?
	So click on the pictures.
	So it's not black people, it's people in general.
	It's uncommon to see police officers charged, much less convicted in these fatal killings.
	So the consequence, I think, is that people then think that the system is working as it should when, in fact, thousands of officers get away with killing people without consequences every year.
	How many people die from police shootings a year?
	Not blacks.
	The shootings of the things which are people?
	Yes.
	Oh, I don't know.
	Here, it goes like this.
	Every year, I'm going to say it's like 800.
	But these are all 98% bad guys trying to kill cops.
	Thousands.
	Thousands of people are killed every year by cops.
	It doesn't break a thousand, nearly a thousand a year.
	That's weird because they report every black shooting and those have only been like less than 10.
	Yeah.
	So that's weird.
	It's almost like thousands a year.
	A thousand.
	Let's say they're saying 3,000 and that means 3,000 cops are like, Jesse James going hunting.
	They got a fully automatic and everything.
	2015, blah, blah, blah.
	Next story, we lost another Patrice.
	First Patrice O'Neill and now Patrice BLM.
	Co-founder Patrice Colors resigns as executive director over right-wing attacks after her $3 million housing portfolio was revealed.
	Now, you know my incredibly controversial view on all this, which is BLM's a corporation.
	They're probably worth, I don't know, a billion dollars.
	If you are the head of a billion-dollar corporation, you should have $3 million announces.
	So, I mean, I'm disgusted.
	Look, it took in over just 90 million last year.
	No, but the whole thing, the whole industry, when you think of like Nike having their big billboards and everything, it's not just what BLM took in.
	It's the entire BLM industry.
	It's massive.
	I mean, it's as big as hard rock.
	Multi-year TV development deal with Warner Brothers.
	That's what she's focusing on.
	And the upcoming release of her second book.
	Let me guess.
	Her second book involves her and blackness and her experiences.
	It's kind of funny.
	And she did a ton of me search.
	Can someone, with all the money you have, can you remove that weird dot off your fucking forehead, please?
	Hindu?
	You know what that means in Hindu?
	It means I'm married, but I will blow you.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Monogamous, but not taken.
	What's it mean if it's off-center?
	It's like I'll kind of blow you.
	That's what it means.
	Wait a minute.
	Did you think I was serious?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Bindi is in the center of your head, and it means you're married.
	Oh.
	I didn't know that.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, you don't know anything.
	Well, I'm always learning.
	That's fun.
	This is amazing.
	A cop was fired.
	Remember that funny cop who pretended he was looking at two People stabbing each other, and he wanted to go rescue them or stop the situation from happening.
	So he called LeBron James, who was telling cops how to do their jobs.
	And he's fired for this.
	Dispatch I've arrived at that disturbance.
	We have LeBron call my cell phone right away, please.
	Thank you.
	Excuse me, sir.
	Excuse me.
	No, can you put the knife down, please, sir?
	Sir, no, no, no, sir.
	Don't stab it.
	No, no, stop stabbing it.
	Stop.
	Hold on.
	Hold on.
	It's LeBron.
	LeBron.
	Hey, you got to meet again.
	Listen, I'm out here.
	Is that a YouTube video?
	How many hits does it have?
	Okay.
	The thing that amazes me about the top brass, how many is it?
	29,000, but it's another repeat of it.
	This is by somebody else.
	Yeah, this went much bigger.
	Same as the Army Grunts.
	We tell them, their bosses say, you have to take my orders, even if it means you dying.
	You have to go into a riot where they're murdering cops.
	You have to go to that riot.
	They have guns.
	They're shooting up cop stations.
	You have to go fix that.
	So you have to die for my orders.
	Hey, man, what about a little something, something when I need something?
	As Gary Coleman would say.
	I'm like, oh, you're jeopardizing my career one iota, one molecule.
	Fuck you.
	You're fired.
	Not in a very reciprocal relationship here.
	Not exactly General Patton or Braveheart going to the front of the pack and making sure they were the first to die.
	Not exactly the captain going down with the ship here with the modern top brass.
	That's okay.
	Look at this.
	Fuck the police's boss.
	Yeah, but he's lost his pension.
	That could be $4 million.
	Terminated.
	Does it say why?
	Well, we know why, but what's their version?
	Violating several clearly established city of Bill of View and State of...
	See, I hate that cops can't talk on social media or have any kind of personality because the movement is to dehumanize them, which makes them more vulnerable, more likely to be killed.
	It's easier to kill someone who's not human, right?
	That's why in video games, it's robots.
	And every time they try to humanize themselves, they get fired.
	Same with me.
	Like, I can't show my kids.
	Someone asked the other day, why does Gavin never talk about his brother?
	Because they attack my brother and his job.
	So I don't want to jeopardize his career any more than it already has been.
	That's true.
	You can witness that same feeling in movies.
	If they don't build the character and they die, they're like, who fucking cares?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Chris Hayes, tons of pictures with his kids, riding bikes.
	I can't show my children's faces.
	It puts them in danger because of these fucking lunatics.
	And then that perpetuates that Gavin is a Nazi, he's not a person, he doesn't have a loving family.
	I was thinking about this the other day.
	Like, say you were at a barbecue and it was all black people.
	Or, yeah, or there was some white people around, like an outdoor barbecue, and some black guy stood up on a picnic table and said, I fucking hate black people.
	I mean, I fucking hate white people.
	I guarantee you, especially in New York, in Brooklyn, the reaction would be like, right?
	And I could just see white people sort of going, yeah, me too.
	If a white person jumped up on a picnic table and said that, and even used the N-word, that guy's career is done.
	He's fired, and the whole family would have to move and change their names.
	Run through a motherfucker face.
	I blame white people for this.
	Because they're saying, like, hate me.
	And I think, I'm hoping this is changing like this week.
	Because pushing critical race theory on schools, they're now trying to sort of diversify schools and bus in black and Hispanic kids who don't want to be bussed in and bus out white kids over to black and Hispanic areas when they don't want to be bussed out and do this sort of diversity fascism and then this Marxist bullshit critical race theory.
	I think it's hard to gauge 331 million people, but I'm feeling like we're kind of getting sick of it.
	Right?
	And I'm going to give you some examples.
	So there's this Brandis University where this university assistant dean defends critical race theory and says she hates whiteness.
	Yes, all white people are racist in that all white people have been conditioned in a society where one's racial...
	Ryan, scroll down while I'm reading the fucking quote so people don't look at a headline that I'm not reading.
	They want to see her face.
	They want to see who she is.
	Yes, all white people are racist in that all white people have been conditioned in a society where one's racial identity determines life experiences slash outcomes and whiteness is the norm and the default.
	They're like 75% of the population.
	Japan-ness, Asian-ness is the norm in Japan.
	That includes me, the educator wrote in all caps.
	She continued, I don't hate white people.
	I hate whiteness.
	Which brings us to this awesome anti-white initiative at Lockheed Martin.
	Now, my dad was an engineer and worked mostly in defense, mostly for Americans.
	Most of the money in American engineering is for, I mean, Canadian engineering is American defense.
	So he worked for Lockheed Martin.
	In fact, I think his company got bought by Lockheed Martin, the company he worked at.
	And he worked on the XM1 tank.
	He worked on helicopter sonar systems.
	Lockheed Martin has probably inadvertently contributed to the death of, I'm just going to pull out of my ass 3 million Arabs over the many years.
	Like if an Arab dies in Afghanistan, the manufacturer of the boom was probably Lockheed Martin.
	Anyway, they've decided that they need to teach a class to show this predominantly white male company how to be good allies.
	And the way you be a good ally Is you become a full diversity partner.
	So the program was led by the consulting firm.
	This is the name of the firm, ready?
	White Men as Full Diversity Partners.
	Womafd.
	Not a great acronym.
	Which specializes in helping white males awaken together.
	The participants included a former three-star general and the vice president of production for the $1.7 trillion F-35 Fighter Jet program.
	Wait a minute, I thought they were going to say for the $1.7 trillion corporation.
	No, that's just one of their programs, the F-35 Fighter Jet.
	So anyway, they take you through what it means to be white and why that's bad, right?
	And they list all the characteristics, free association with white men.
	Oh, yeah, these guys, to begin the Diversity Trainers Led a Free Association Exercise.
	So they're told, what do you think of when you think of whiteness, right?
	And they start saying things like, double-click on that picture.
	Can't, okay, look at the, go to the next page.
	Can't jump.
	Chauvinist, yes, please.
	Not perceived of positively.
	Hardworking.
	President.
	Guilty, shame, blame.
	Also, there's a little bit of pushback there.
	But of course, there's the KKK.
	Anyway, this was my favorite part of this whole thing.
	And I sent this to you as a separate picture.
	It's called The Tendency for Rugged Individualism.
	Yeah, that's it.
	Okay, is this Woke and Stormfront have both left the building and met out back in an alleyway?
	We have come full circle now, and their politics sound very racist.
	So this is white men.
	Ready?
	Problem with white men.
	A tendency with white men is a tendency for a tendency to rugged individualism.
	Pioneer survival carries forward to the culture's heavy focus on individual achievement.
	This is bad, by the way.
	Two thumbs down.
	No matter how successful one's family, a white man is expected to make something of himself on his own to stand on his own two feet.
	That's terrible grammar, by the way.
	But I've never read that sentence and not laughed.
	No matter how successful one's family, a white man is expected to make something of himself and stand on his own two feet, it should read.
	That's bad.
	What planet are we on?
	I've sent this to everyone today, by the way.
	All my mega dads, cops, X-Cons.
	I'm actually starting a new game called Cop or X-Con.
	Actually, let's interrupt this right now and go play the game.
	And you want to make a theme song that people could send in?
	Yeah.
	We might have to kill the AC, right?
	Okay, let's kill the AC.
	You ready?
	Is it a cop?
	Is it an X-Con?
	Is it an X-Con?
	Is it a cop?
	We gotta check the texts.
	They're pretty good.
	Yeah, apparently, BGs, it's easy to write a song.
	That was BG-inspired for sure.
	Okay, so I sent you some texts in the pictures.
	There's that one and then there's the other one, right?
	I emailed the other one separately.
	Yeah, so I got this.
	Okay, so you could just choose one at random.
	Okay.
	Now, these ones are a little...
	Well, I'm not going to say anything.
	Okay.
	Because every time I talk to people about where I want to live, I say I have only two criteria.
	I want to be around cops and ex-cons at a dive bar.
	But let me rephrase that.
	The dive bars in this town have to attract cops and ex-cons because they're the same.
	And they don't like each other, I've noticed.
	Whenever I introduce them, they seem like, eh, eh.
	Which is unfortunate.
	Because when I read their text change, they sound exactly the same.
	Exactly the same.
	In fact, I often will cut that picture I just showed you with the rugged individualism.
	I've cut and pasted and sent to ex-cons and cops, ex-cons and cops.
	Anyway, let's look at one of the texts, shall we?
	Okay, so this is, I was talking, I shouldn't say where this is from.
	Her research revealed cops harass white people more than they appear in stats, like crime stats.
	So say white people are responsible for 20% of the crime, this particular crime, carjacking.
	They get stopped for carjacking like 40% of the time.
	So in other words, there'd be a better argument for white lives matter.
	The same was true of Hispanics too, by the way.
	So there's better data for a white slash Hispanic Lives Matter group than a Black Lives Matter group when you look at the actual numbers.
	And then this person said cops harass everyone, unless you're me, who no longer gives a fuck.
	Cop or XCON.
	That's kind of hard, right?
	I'm going to go against my instinct and say cop.
	Correct.
	Yeah?
	Good boy.
	Weird.
	Okay.
	Now, it was kind of mean of me to do that one.
	That was a very tricky one.
	The next ones aren't going to be so tricky, but what's the next one?
	So wait, can we explain that last part?
	Unless you're me who no longer get.
	So he doesn't care to harass anybody?
	Yes.
	Okay, gotcha.
	He doesn't harass anyone.
	He's not doing his job anymore because no one wants him to.
	True.
	Now, when people read that, they think cops don't harass him because he doesn't give a fuck.
	So he's like, what are you going to do, bitch?
	But no, he's the cop in that scenario.
	Wow.
	Tricky.
	Very tricky one.
	Okay.
	Next.
	Okay, so I should explain some context here.
	I was talking about a guy at my gym, a young boxer.
	He's probably 20.
	Born and raised in the Bronx.
	He has never been to Manhattan.
	And we were trying to figure out why.
	I haven't really spoken to him about it.
	And I was like, maybe he's got, like, his parents weren't around.
	He was raised by, he's black.
	He's raised by his grandmother.
	And she got like raped in 1978 when she moved to the Bronx from Manhattan.
	And she's like really guarded.
	Anyway, this person said.
	See ya.
	Are you not going to read it?
	You notice the spelling is wrong in both these texts.
	Parents, guardians who keep their kids in a bubble, do them the biggest disservice than anyone could ever.
	Copy XCon.
	If you're asking me, I'm going to say, I'm going to say that.
	No, I'm asking the other person in the studio.
	I just, all right.
	I'm going to say it's a cop.
	Okay.
	You are wrong.
	Wow.
	This person has spent about 10 years behind bars.
	Wait, you're right.
	Yeah, because that sounds reflective and like, well, you know.
	Yeah, well, they both have the same tough love mentality.
	Right.
	I mean, both of them are in fights every day.
	Or have been in ahead of time.
	Anyway, let's get back to the tendency for rugged individualism.
	I fucking love this shit.
	That was a fun game.
	Yeah, isn't it fun?
	A whole lot more.
	So standing on your own two feet.
	White men have this strange tendency where they think it's good to make something of yourself and stand on your own two feet.
	And then, of course, they say that even women are getting brainwashed by this silly notion.
	Men who use a family name for success are scorned.
	So if you're like, do you know who my daddy is?
	Those men are not treated well.
	And none are more celebrated than those who pulled themselves up by their bootstraps, going from poverty to financial and personal success.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Help me out here.
	And even that picture, like that guy sucks.
	What is he?
	Norman Borlaug creating genetically modified corn, saving a billion lives.
	At worst, he's a farmer feeding us all.
	He's literally knee-deep in fucking field.
	Yeah, what?
	I hate him.
	Individuality was a value.
	This is the thing.
	These PR companies have so much money that they send out like this great photographer who gets the sun behind him and has this like $3,000 lighting.
	So they make a beautiful picture.
	And you go, that's a bad guy?
	Anyway, individuality was a value sacred to the new America.
	It birthed the Bill of Rights and the separation of church and state.
	Ew, gross.
	You mean the defining characteristic of the Western world?
	Yucky!
	American innovation and entrepreneurship were largely born from protections for the individual over the institution.
	Like, are you trying to make me a Nazi skinhead?
	Protections for the individual.
	Yeah.
	Whose side are you on?
	The institution?
	This individualism keeps many white men from discovering the value of ancestral ties that others, especially...
	It's cut off.
	Wait, is it cut off?
	Oh, yeah.
	The original was cut off.
	It goes on and on.
	So wait, go back to that.
	This individual keeps many white men from discovering the value of...
	Yeah, what is it?
	The value of ancestral ties.
	Right, ancestral ties, right?
	So I guess they're implying that, like, it's good to just live off your name because you have more ancestral ties?
	Wouldn't that be more pro-whiteness if you were discovering the value of your ancestral ties?
	Isn't that what they hate?
	That your ancestral ties are...
	Yeah, I thought whites are verboten from looking at their ancestral ties.
	Oh, unless they want you to look at your ancestral ties and see that you're slave owners and pieces of shit.
	So you have to value...
	That's the value of that.
	No, I think...
	You know what it might...
	I'm just...
	I don't know.
	I mean, it's hard to understand this shit.
	But I think it might be when they come across blacks in their industry, they tend to be like Mugabe's son because they're dealing with the aristocrats who went to the finest private schools.
	And those people are not bootstrap billionaires.
	They are spoiled brats from African despots.
	And so all they have is their incredibly fancy education they got in Cambridge from their billionaire African Edi Amin dad.
	And they are just living off their name and the education that their name bought them.
	And we should appreciate that.
	Am I working with you here?
	Have I got anything?
	And I think I know why.
	All right, anyway.
	Wait, that was the same thing the Biden people did.
	What?
	It's very similar.
	I think I know why.
	And then they start laughing.
	And then he's like, ice cream cones.
	Chocolate chip.
	I need to see that again now.
	You just kill me.
	I'm addicted to it.
	It's the first my pet Biden.
	Chocolate chip.
	My favorite's mint chocolate chip, so we're almost brothers.
	Twinsies.
	Chocolate chocolate chip.
	It's a vanilla because of white vanilla.
	So that's, if you think that bad symbolisms too.
	So chocolate good.
	That's one more time.
	Chocolate chocolate chip.
	I heard the word chocolate that time.
	Chocolate.
	Chocolate.
	I. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Chocolate, chocolate, chip.
	Oh, yeah.
	Chocolate chip.
	Yeah, chocolate chip is good.
	Literally, somebody says that.
	Yeah, they said that.
	Yeah, chocolate chip is good.
	I'm not that strong of a swimmer.
	Derek, you're masturbating.
	Are you okay?
	Yeah.
	They all eat exclusively chocolate chocolate chip now.
	By the way, for the record, chocolate chocolate chip is retarded.
	You're having chocolate chips in your chocolate ice cream.
	What?
	You're supposed to have chocolate chips to sort of juxtapose with a different flavor, like say vanilla with chocolate chips.
	Or mint chocolate chip is a lot of fun.
	But to put chocolate chips in chocolate, like what do you put meat sauce on your steak too?
	That's not...
	I'm having fries with mashed potatoes on them.
	These meatball bolognese.
	Have you ever had a hot dog burger?
	They're delicious.
	You put a big patty in your hot dog.
	Oh my God.
	I think we got to make that a video drop.
	Yeah, you're right.
	And it should include chocolate, chocolate, chip, and then the...
	Hey, man, corn pop and chocolate, chocolate chip.
	Just hang out.
	I love that.
	That's fucking crazy.
	All right, let's.
	Should we go to the mailbag or take some calls?
	It's up to you, Chief.
	Ready for action.
	All right.
	Ryan, shut up.
	You don't have a debt.
	Let's turn our eyes together.
	Let me touch it.
	The Palm Beach County School Board has not met with.
	This is called another tyrannical school board.
	The Palm Beach County School Board has not met with health care workers or doctors since December.
	They've been implementing masks, forcing social distancing, and pushing vaccines in the largest school district in Florida without any guidance from medical professionals.
	They were called out on that fact last school board meeting when hundreds of parents showed up demanding answers and demanding masks be removed from kids.
	So what do you know?
	They scheduled a meeting with medical professionals today.
	I attached some notes from a parent that attended the meeting.
	The level of anger I have right now is unexplainable.
	We are fighting.
	I am fighting.
	Hundreds of parents are writing emails daily to the school board.
	The superintendent of schools and Governor DeSantis office.
	We have protested outside the school board offices.
	They keep digging their heels in.
	We will win.
	I am sure of it.
	But the fight has just begun.
	We need it until we have global immunity at 70%.
	If no mask, no VAC, social distancing, if anyone gets infected, everyone will need to be quarantined.
	Yeah, Florida, like DeSantis is awesome, but I'm not blown away by the behavior in that state.
	I saw a lot of fucking masks.
	Anyway, that's a little specific for a fun party show.
	Hey, Gavin Rygai, I think this is a perfect quote for a Biden t-shirt.
	I'd buy two.
	You'd buy them up.
	Somewhere between $700,000,000 and a trillion three hundred billion dollars.
	That's how little kids talk about numbers.
	That's how people who made fun of Trump make fun of Trump.
	They're like, I want 50 million billion crillion gajillion.
	Someone who's watching the show suggested that we do a t-shirt called Protect the Bird, which is the bald eagle.
	And then someone said with the bald eagle, watch the attorney's face when his brother is speaking.
	Hey, Gavin, Butt Pirate, just wanted to share what Australia's got to offer.
	No.
	Because this is the thing.
	If you can make federal laws to protect the bird, which is the bald eagle, you can make witch to protect people.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, I want to know that guy.
	That's...
	Oh, this man is totally eating the poo-poo all over the place.
	If you can make federal laws to protect the bird, which is the bald eagle, you can make federal laws to protect people.
	You know what he's thinking right now?
	Because we went through this 13 times.
	I made you say it 13 times.
	He starts out with no hope, too.
	It's not like he blew past his expectations, like he hit it right on the head.
	He knew this was going to happen.
	This is the thing.
	Look, he's already defeated before he starts me.
	No, he's just like, come on, come on, come on, come on.
	It's like he's watching a race.
	He's watching the dog races.
	Anyway.
	That's so great.
	All right, that's a drop, too.
	Hey, Gavin, Gavin, stop pre-recording clips for segment jingles.
	They're always lazy and repetitive, and they always suck balls.
	It's just stifling the creativity of the industrial viewers who might want to make their own from scratch.
	Yeah, please do make one from scratch.
	When I make up that dumb song, I'm just giving you like a bass.
	You don't need to use the bass.
	It's just a bass.
	Yeah.
	Throw it in the garbage.
	Please do.
	Oh, you've got a bass.
	Is it a cop or is it an ex-con?
	Is it an ex-con or is a cop?
	Wow, that's really creative.
	It's like you asked Ryan to write it for you.
	Very mean guy there.
	Try to come up with something more clever than da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da free speech.
	Enough already.
	And then he calls me a faggot.
	Someone else says, find the good emails before the show so we don't have to deal with shitty ones like this.
	And he was talking about the thing we just read about the schools.
	How do you feel about Protect the Bird?
	No, I don't think that's a good t-shirt.
	Australia's number one.
	And this guy says he wants us to know about Rodney Rood.
	And I'll tell you something.
	I'm walking around in the city down at the chocolate, chocolate chip.
	I literally almost choke laughing my fucking ass off of Gavin and him doing this reporter after, oh, my kingdom for footage of the guy reacting to the jello pudding pops.
	The chocolate, chocolate chip.
	I guarantee you his face goes, oh, oh.
	Aren't you embarrassed?
	And then I want to show him that footage and be like, aren't you embarrassed?
	Like, how do you feel about yourself?
	And I would pray to the Lord Jesus that he would go, oh, God, that's fucking embarrassing.
	There you go.
	Hey, Gavin Ryga, I just want to share possibly the world's gayest response to a tweet I've ever seen in my life.
	I think I may actually have PTSD after reading this.
	Don't joke about PTSD, please, to people like me who are war movie veterans.
	We've experienced real movie PTSD.
	Real fake PTSD.
	A Marine holds the door as Gianna Floyd, the daughter of George Floyd, who George Floyd never spent a minute with, just like all his kids.
	Kids all over the country.
	No idea that George Floyd was their dad.
	Ugh, this is so nauseating.
	Daughter George Floyd walks into the White House.
	And then Barbara Malmet, who looks like our arch enemy, the boomer-angry woman liberal.
	And then Gianna ran into President Biden's arms, asked him if he had any snacks because she was hungry.
	Ice cream and Cheetos were served to the child who knows her daddy changed the world.
	Do you know what George Floyd would do to you, Barbara, in an alleyway?
	He would rape you and then take a shit on your chest.
	He went to the bathroom on me.
	Oh, god, that, you idiot.
	That's the most horrible thing I ever hide.
	Someone defecated on my sister.
	Why?
	Is there a possible...
	Is there any reason I could give you that would answer that satisfactorily?
	He had to poo really bad.
	I'm watching you live talk about Bob Odenkirk's claim to have been home invaded twice.
	I had to look it up, and he indeed claimed his house was burgled twice while he and his family were home, but there's no mention of having been face to face with the criminals.
	Anyway, by the way, now it's getting to be a stretch.
	Now it could just be someone took a bike from the garage.
	But when I heard him talk about it on Stern, the implication was that there was confrontation with the children because he said, I can't get into it more because it affected my kids.
	Yeah, it's like not my story to tell.
	And there's some.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
	Like I had to watch my daughter get raped or something.
	This isn't like someone stole a skateboard from our lawn.
	That was not the tone I got from him.
	Anyway, not only did he fail to prepare himself to deal with any second burglary, he took the opportunity to signal his anti-gun virtues.
	He used an interview to lecture us that, I am really glad I didn't have a gun because it would have been a worse situation.
	What a pussy.
	Here's a link to the article.
	This is kind of a good thing to read letters on the live show because they're talking about what they just heard.
	We have a live chat also.
	Oh, we do.
	So when the calls are going to be a little bit more difficult.
	I can't figure that out.
	I can't figure out my own company.
	Hey, Gavin, I'm a half-black listener.
	And one half of me likes you, the other half thinks you're a fucking Nazi.
	Just kidding.
	And I think you and I could be friends if you would just give a black guy a chance.
	I mean, I can understand why you hate Jews after reading their book.
	And it's so funny you haven't figured out the lyrics are clearly Gavin's alt-right and the show is pretty tight.
	I am just kidding.
	I was trying to compile everything that annoys you in one email.
	Can you think of any others?
	Definitely suggest I check out Tom McDonald.
	That's something you should get into every letter.
	This is from Will.
	Yes, these are real Facebook profile pictures.
	We see a man who says, I stand against racism.
	I got my COVID-19 vaccine.
	And it's really awkwardly placed where his head is.
	Wait, look at that.
	Isn't that irritating?
	The way he's sort of scrunched in the side there and it's not centered.
	And his little teeth?
	Look at the little teeth showing.
	His little teeth showing.
	I mean, a lot of our enemies, we have to understand, are just subhuman.
	Shitheads.
	Like, this is the problem.
	When someone is shitting on you or you have an enemy, you go, oh, it's me, but anti-me.
	Like, the flash had that yellow flash.
	No, it's a loser.
	Don't take criticism from anyone that you didn't ask advice to.
	From.
	You didn't ask for advice.
	I got my COVID-19 vaccine.
	And then Betelgeuse is just stuck in there?
	Really?
	Is that a joke?
	And then Busting Loose in 86.
	Okay, that's...
	My Pet Biden.
	Doodly Bapa Doo.
	Doodly Doodle.
	Um.
	All right.
	I think that we can start taking calls.
	Okey-dokie.
	You know what we get a lot of letters of?
	I'll read a letter, I'll go, eh, no, I'm not reading that.
	That's not interesting.
	And they'll go, oh, he clearly missed it.
	It was so genius.
	And they'll send it like three times.
	Like someone says, the reason Dave Partnoy's pizza reviews are fun is because he's such a funny guy.
	No, it's a stupid thing to have.
	And they go, hi, I'd sent this earlier.
	Or sometimes they'll just resend it.
	And like it's cut and pasted with the date.
	Like they'll forward it to me from their sent box.
	Yeah, no, I don't want to read your stupid letter.
	I don't care about pizza reviews in Miami Beach.
	Welcome, Pup.
	Um.
	So, um.
	We got these calls.
	Here's one while you get set up.
	Hey, hey, Gavin, did you watch Gary's mailbag today?
	There was an email from Gary read about the life of Ryan's dad.
	It was epic and hilarious, but the way Gary read it didn't do it justice.
	Correct.
	If you find this email and read it out G-Dog style with backing music and impressions, I think it would be hotter shit than what Gary did.
	It was a well-written thing, but I have a feeling that's the guy who wrote it.
	Yeah.
	No, maybe not, though, because I also acknowledge...
	It's not very nice to me.
	Could be.
	He's one of the repeats.
	Yeah, he fills up my fucking inbox every day.
	Poor guy.
	You are on the air.
	This is a fucking loser.
	You don't need to learn, share, listen.
	Understand why.
	Hey, why does everyone get two things?
	You have one thing.
	Thank you for calling.
	It's great to hear from you.
	That might be my favorite interstitial.
	Feels good.
	And it just gets the aesthetics of the show.
	All that 80s stuff.
	It's hard to make montage of 80s footage because it's all such low quality.
	True.
	Like the My Pet Biden thing.
	You're never going to find that high res.
	Eric is on the line.
	And he's on the line.
	Hit it, Eric.
	Hey, guys.
	Hey.
	Hey, Gavin.
	I got to ask you.
	Can you hear me?
	Yeah, I can hear you fine.
	What's up?
	Okay.
	Hey, so I got to ask you guys a question.
	Recently, my sister's boyfriend of 11 years decided to just break up with her, you know, because he wasn't happy.
	We suspect he was cheating, never proposed or anything.
	What are your thoughts on someone who pretty much takes someone's entire 20s and decides to say, screw it, because they're not happy?
	He's a weak human being.
	He's unhappy.
	He's not prepared.
	He's not adult enough to go to the next phase.
	And we said this a couple shows ago.
	If it's not, if he can't make up his mind in nine months, he can't make up his mind in nine years.
	She should have told him to shit or get off the pot a long time ago.
	So she's got some culpability too here.
	She let a loser waste the best years of her life.
	And now I know you want to beat him up.
	I can't advocate violence here on the show.
	But in the 70s and 80s, if someone did that to someone's sister, someone was getting tuned up.
	And I'll tell you another thing.
	This fucking asshole is going to regret it and come crawling back to her.
	And God help me if she does.
	I will kick both of their asses.
	I told her that.
	I told her that.
	I compared the whole thing to their relationship being on a boat.
	And, you know, he sees his friend swimming in the ocean and swimming looks fun and everything.
	But as soon as he's, you know, getting tired of swimming, he wants to crown back on that boat, kill him the fuck off.
	Yeah, he's already showing you what he's going to do for the rest of your marriage.
	What if he's bored in 10 years of marriage?
	He's going to do the same fucking thing.
	He's unreliable, and you got to just cut that cord.
	There's nothing you're really going to gain from beating him up.
	You got to cut that cord and just, she's got to get over it.
	And how old is she now?
	She's 34 now.
	For fuck's sakes.
	It's going to take her two years to recover, maybe two years to find the right guy.
	Now we're up to fucking 38 when there's no babies at 38.
	What a piece of kids or anything.
	Well, he wasted the best years of her life.
	That should be a crime.
	That does a hell of a lot more damage to society than fucking having a grow house.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	Sorry to hear that, dude.
	You must be pissed.
	But again, 11 years?
	That's 23 to 34.
	Come on.
	Mike, assimilation problems.
	Hey, what's going on?
	Hey, man.
	So I work with this older Mexican guy, and I can't understand him.
	And he can't understand me, and it makes work really hard.
	So one day I was like, so when did you actually come to America from Mexico?
	Stop!
	And he stop.
	I'm going to guess 21 years ago.
	That feels low.
	30.
	Yeah.
	And I can't.
	Wait, it was 30, I'm right?
	I'm sorry?
	What was the number?
	Was it 30?
	He came into the country in 1984.
	Oh, my God.
	Bro, I think that's disrespectful.
	Dude, when I was 18, I worked at this Tex-Mex restaurant for like maybe like a year.
	And the whole kitchen staff was Spanish speaking.
	And I started kind of learning Spanish just from that year.
	Right.
	Wouldn't you be able to talk to him now if you would kind of learn Spanish?
	You can't learn English.
	Can't you use your Tex-Mex Spanish to talk to him?
	Yeah, it's like Paquito.
	So it was like Paquito, meriwano, shit like that.
	You ask him what he wants to drink and shit.
	Yeah, that doesn't help.
	Yeah.
	It is disrespectful.
	Thanks for calling.
	It's just, and it's not just in that restaurant.
	Like, I've talked about cab drivers all the time.
	They've always been here for 40 years.
	Because they're not, like, other cultures aren't into assimilation or Western culture.
	Like, my buddy in Costa Rica, who was on the lamb for a grow house, and he was out there, I remember he'd always be asking, like, hey, when you go Estoerta, isn't that a lot like Estoarta?
	And they go, oh, yeah, maybe.
	Estuarta is when it's raining out.
	And they would break down.
	He's working on his accent and stuff.
	And I was the same way.
	When I learned French, which I learned, by the way, in like two or three years when I moved to Quebec when I was 18.
	Like, bon baile, ques de fête bon àc mon, modit cris de tabarnac de.
	Grandsal modit cris.
	And I would want to get the accent right.
	Umour is a really tough word to say in French.
	Umur.
	But they come here.
	Armenians hang out with Armenians.
	Fucking Serbs hang out with Serbs.
	Slovaks hang out with Slovaks.
	And that's the same for fucking Koreans, Chinese.
	And they're never really in America.
	And a lot of immigrants, especially Muslims, will say, no, no, no.
	Earth belongs to Islam.
	Like, you have this country you call Australia or you call America?
	No.
	That's just you coming up with a funny name for Muhammad's territory.
	All right.
	We got.
	Milar Harker on.
	That was Mercedes calling, by the way.
	Oh.
	Um.
	Calling about the songs.
	Okay.
	505, you're on the line.
	Hello, 505.
	Say the whole thing, Ryan.
	They never know what that means.
	Well, then.
	Okay.
	505-507, you're on the line.
	No, not the whole fucking phone number, the whole text.
	Yeah, that's what it says.
	Calling about the songs and the YouTube ER.
	You're calling with the songs, yes, sir.
	All right.
	Hey, I got a suggestion on an Australian band named Polaris.
	Okay, thanks very much for calling.
	We'll check him out sometime.
	On the next Donald Trump getting written up at work for not taking my temperature.
	Follow-up if you don't have this part say Ryan Ryan, first of all, you didn't have to read the second part, okay?
	Sometimes you're fucking retarded, but that's not the point.
	That's not why I called.
	Gavin, I really appreciated your previous episodes about ana lips and how to take care of them.
	My analips are very sore, okay?
	It feels like someone put hot sauce on them, okay?
	I might have to put some vanilla ice cream.
	If you could give me some advice, my asshole...
	Seriously, it's fucking on fire, dude.
	What the fuck is going on?
	Wait, this isn't Donald Trump?
	Oh, did you give the phone to somebody, Mr. President?
	Why is your asshole on fire?
	Give me my phone back, okay?
	Why is your asshole on fire?
	His boyfriend took my phone.
	Why are your anal lips burning so badly?
	Ryan, I will say.
	Ryan, it's hard to hear Gavin.
	He's asking, why do your anal lips hurt?
	Why do they hurt you?
	Me.
	Did you shit?
	All right, thanks for calling.
	We're having some technical difficulties here.
	Ryan, I think people are hearing me through your microphone.
	They're hearing you through this, so that way they don't get the echo.
	We can try the thing.
	That's...
	We could try this.
	We're still going through this echo shit.
	Well, we don't have an echo because we use that, but now we're going to use this.
	Possible echo.
	Let me have people tell us if there's an echo.
	CJ, you're on the line.
	Hey, how's it going?
	Good.
	I just got a quick story about when I'm working in Edmonton here.
	So I'm just doing some drywall work in a building on Light Avenue.
	And I see a group of like four fancy foot guys walking down Light Avenue putting these fuck Crowdboy stickers.
	And they're like jumping up and flapping them up on all the street songs.
	I just watch them while I'm in there doing my job.
	So once I pumped out, I grabbed my ladder and I locked the door and then I went down Light Avenue and peeled off over 60 stickers.
	I'm just like, Jesus, how hateful do you have to be to spend the middle of a weekday putting up like over 60 fuck these guys stickers?
	Yeah, get a, that's a great hobby.
	I hate the proud boys.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I was sitting there.
	I'm like, I'm making the city better.
	I'm doing drywall work.
	I'm painting and I'm like a tradesman.
	And they're like, they got these biker jackets that are like stitched and they say like Edmonton is Edmontonians against racial prejudice, something like that on the back.
	And it's just like, I don't do good.
	Yeah, there's a lot of racism in Edmonton, Alberta.
	Who's just like jumping up and slapping his stickers?
	That's fucking pathetic.
	Slapping them up as high as you can with the street post.
	I just used the ladder and took them all down.
	All right.
	Well, thanks very much for that.
	And thank you for calling.
	Good stories.
	Yeah, a lot of these Antifa guys, well, a lot of these, all of these Antifa guys don't have jobs.
	Get a job.
	That's what you have to yell at them.
	Get a job.
	And working on a Facebook thing for your anti-racist group in Edmonton does not count as a job.
	So what mic are we on right now?
	We're on these.
	Okay.
	And this is the one that we always get a feedback or an echo.
	All right, let's try with this next caller.
	Jason, you're on the line.
	Yeah, hey guys.
	So Gavin, I guess like a month ago, and there is a really bad feedback.
	There's like an echo on your.
	There's a really bad echo?
	If I can go on.
	All right, let's go back to the other mic.
	I got a bad echo when you're talking.
	It just comes back at me.
	Okay, let's try this.
	Is this better?
	Yeah, this one's fine.
	Yeah, it's fine.
	It's just not as clear on the audio.
	Like on the other one, you can hear you a lot better, but the feedback is so bad I can hear everything I'm talking about.
	Okay, we'll try it on this one.
	I'll talk now.
	Yeah, yeah.
	In any case, a few months ago, or maybe a few weeks ago, Ryan invited you to Clubhouse on an episode, and you actually signed up.
	And I had been on Clubhouse, and I actually followed you.
	But I was checking the other day, and you weren't on there.
	Was that because you were banned or did you leave?
	No, Clubhouse is for illiterate people who get embarrassed of their typos.
	It's for low IQ, uneducated, illiterate morons who do the same kind of people who do talk to text because they can't type.
	And I have no way.
	I don't understand why it's popular.
	Like, from what I understand, you go on some black person's talking about how stupid white people are, then you go on, and if they invite you in, they can berate you and tell you to shut up, and then you leave with your tail between your legs.
	Is that the business model?
	Yeah, yeah.
	So that's actually a really good picture of what it is, because the other day, actually last night, this was actually an interesting room.
	It was titled Democrats Psychological Hold on Black Americans.
	And it was like a whole bunch of black people just basically talking about how the Democrats have this hold on them, but they keep voting for them and they need to figure out a different way to go about voting.
	And I actually got on the stage and I listened for a long time.
	I mean, it was hours.
	And then after the main guy, the moderator, after he stopped talking about something, I just chimed in saying, yeah, man, like every four years, every time there's an election, Democrats basically trot out black people to vote for them and they just cast them aside for the next four years until they need them.
	And after I said that, like two or three other black people in there, and most of them were pretty respectful, but these two or three other ones, they just immediately called me out and started asking what I'm doing with my white privileged health black people.
	And it's just like, I'm agreeing with you on these aspects.
	I'm totally respectful for you.
	yeah, but you have to understand that you don't have the right to speak in that platform and you can't speak for others.
	So you have to wait for them to call on you and then constantly check in, I guess, as you're talking to see if you're speaking at an acceptable level or too much.
	That doesn't sound like a very fun app to me.
	Yeah, it's, I mean, that kind of conversation, it's not very good, but some of the other ones, like there's a healthy debates club, which is cool.
	But one other thing about the black people in that room, one of the guys is from Chicago, and he made it clear that he's like, I don't think he specifically said he was racist, but he was saying that he was so far against the Democrats that he's just starting to work with Republicans now because a lot of those white liberals are some of the most racist people.
	So he's all about his community and what he can do for his community.
	And anything that white people do against him is basically, he doesn't want anything a part of it.
	So he's all about being for Republicans because they're just leaving him alone.
	That's pretty much all he wants, is just segregation.
	It's crazy.
	That's where we're at, right?
	The American divorce.
	Everyone's given up.
	And you have a few clinging to this critical race theory in schools, but I get the feeling that less and less people are buying it.
	And we're just getting to an agree to disagree.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	And when I say agree to disagree, it's not really blacks and whites.
	It's like left and right.
	And the left is predominantly black.
	But there's plenty of blacks on our side who are saying, I want to be with you and disagree with them.
	The other end of Clubhouse is you got friendlies on there.
	Where now it's just like a hangout.
	That's basically it.
	But I don't like talking on the phone.
	Right, yeah.
	It's kind of like a Zoom chat with just audio.
	So it's easy to drop in.
	Ali Alexander is very active on there.
	I haven't heard from him in a while.
	Yeah, he's on there right now.
	He's got one.
	Talking about BitClout.
	And there's some other rooms like, this is an interesting one.
	Oh, wait, Brett Eric Weinsey's in there.
	Never mind.
	What's the real problem?
	Other black men, black women, or you?
	All caps?
	And that's a black chat.
	Yeah, see, I'm just going to go to the bathroom.
	And the problem with black chats in 2021 is it's not an interesting discussion back and forth.
	It's like, shut up.
	It's almost like the monarchy where us peasants say, can I speak, sir?
	No.
	Shut your mouth.
	I'm speaking from a point of peasantry.
	But I'm not racist.
	I'll decide if you're racist or not.
	I'm a cis what.
	No, you're gay.
	Okay, I'm a gay baguette.
	Culture, 832.
	You're on the line.
	Okay.
	Yo.
	Yo.
	Hear me?
	Yes.
	Oh, all right.
	Cool.
	Hey.
	I just wanted to see your take on like Nick Boyntz's view on like how the left culture and society is pushing for this diversity, diversity, diversity, and the replacement immigration.
	Basically saying, you know, there's too many white people here in these jobs and just in society in general.
	Just wanted to see what your take on all of that is.
	And one of my friends, Kyle, put me on to you.
	And now I start, you know, I bought the subscription.
	I'm listening to you and I love the show.
	And I'm trying to get him to subscribe.
	So I just want to hear you tell him, hey, Kyle, get the fucking subscription.
	Okay.
	Hey, Kyle, get a fucking subscription.
	I think people give a little bit too much credit to politicians when they talk about the replacement theory.
	And I believe what they're doing is they've just noticed that they win elections when they have blacks and new immigrants.
	So they go, come up with policy that makes blacks happy and gets us new immigrants.
	So that means plenty of welfare, which is not good for blacks, and plenty of open borders, which isn't really good for anyone.
	Now, the fact that that starts changing the demographics of a country, I don't think that's their plan.
	And I just don't think they give a shit.
	It's like if a factory was polluting and you went, oh, their plan is to make the air unbreathable so everyone has to buy their product.
	No, no, no.
	The factory's just churning out this product and making money.
	They don't give a shit about the air.
	That's a very lefty analogy, but they don't give a shit that what they're doing happens to be changing the demographics of the country.
	I don't think that's their plan.
	Their plan is just more votes, more power every year.
	And they're total Bolsheviks.
	That's all they care about is power, which is why you see Jews turning on Israel.
	Because if it fits the narrative, fine.
	Fuck you, Tel Aviv.
	I need to help my agenda.
	I'll happily sell out my own people to get things going.
	Yeah, what about the whole diversity is our strength?
	Yeah, I think that's clearly been disproven.
	I'm not against diversity if it happened naturally.
	I married an American Indian.
	We made American Indian kids, but we had a lot in common and we chose each other for those reasons.
	Promoting diversity for the sake of diversity is bullshit and harmful to this country.
	And it's also creating this culture where we don't assimilate.
	We don't appreciate the West.
	We don't learn English.
	We don't assimilate to a Western way of life, which is not necessarily a white way of life.
	That's been a mistake I've made when I've talked about this in the past.
	The West is actually the least race-based culture because it's about mental acuity, fortitude, hard work, grit.
	That sort of, what was it called, tendency for rugged individualism that we're supposed to feel terrible about.
	And if diversity was so fantastic, then why do you have to spend billions of dollars a year promoting it?
	Sex is fantastic, and you don't have to promote it.
	There's no government program to encourage fornication because it just happens naturally.
	Things that are wonderful don't need to be pushed by the government.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	Not a big deal.
	Is he still coming back?
	All right, we gotta go.
	Sex is like not a big deal.
	Let's do one more.
	All right.
	We never got to the chat, but uh.
	Sorry.
	Okay, well, let's finish up the show with the chat.
	Alright, cool.
	So, uh, we got there's a a voice note in here.
	Okay.
	This better work.
	What are you doing?
	Okay, I guess that doesn't work.
	It was supposed to be a Trump impression.
	Okay.
	All right, we've already had a Trump impression tonight.
	All right, for the love of God, comment on Biden's ATF director nominee, David Chipman, Maximum Clown World.
	I don't know David Chipman.
	I don't know anything about him.
	ATF is like the firearms.
	That was funny when he was asked what an AR-15 is.
	And he said, oh, I mean, these bills, it's up to Congress to decide what an AR-15 is.
	And they go, well, what do you think it is?
	It was that cool Southern guy who makes everyone look stupid, which I love because liberals think a Southern accent means you're dumb.
	And then he said, wait, wait a minute, are you going away tomorrow?
	Because I want to do a Memorial Day episode.
	I am.
	What time?
	Butt crack?
	After my girl gets out of work.
	All right, so we have plenty of time.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I want to do a Memorial Day episode because we'll make it short and sweet.
	But we didn't really talk about Memorial Day weekend.
	True.
	And the soldiers who fought for us.
	You know, on Normandy, we had anti-fascists called Americans storming the beaches.
	And today we still have anti-fascists, and they're called Antifa.
	It's in the name, as Don Lamond said.
	True.
	All right, how do people get to the chat?
	Go to chat.censor.tv.
	On the website, there is a link.
	If you go to the bottom of the stuff down here, see that rocket chat?
	That little...
	Is this the 100th episode?
	This is the 100th episode.
	Wow, we've dropped some balls today.
	It's the 100th episode, and we didn't mention Memorial Day, almost didn't mention Memorial Day.
	True.
	Very important weekend.
	It's not just about burgers and cannonballs into the pool.
	It's about recognizing the sacrifices that these soldiers made for us and continue to make for us.
	It's pretty incredible when you think about the sacrifices you and I make and how minuscule they are compared to someone who goes overseas in the past knowing they're going to die, in the present realizing it's possible, sometimes likely, if you're in Afghanistan,
	northern Iraq.
	And we want to acknowledge that.
	And the more we shit on America, the more we shit on these people who built this country.
	And I don't just mean our forefathers and all the blue-collar tradesmen who built the roads and the bridges.
	I'm talking about the people who built the philosophy of this country, who built the culture, the ethos.
	And that was the soldiers fighting to retain this freedom that we have in this country, the freedom we all take for granted more and more every day.
	In fact, even in the military, this lack of gratitude is seeping in and we're trying to get woke culture in there, which is the opposite of Western culture and the opposite of American culture.
	This is America.
	The brave men who fought to keep it this way.
	A gun is American.
	Being unapologetic is American.
	Being proud is American.
	That's what we have.
	We're not just clinging to our guns.
	We're holding them by our sides and proudly exclaiming that we will always be free people.
	You cannot take away our liberty.
	You can take our lives, as Braveheart would say, but you'll never take our freedom.
	We're living in a time right now where they are trying to chop America down at its knees.
	They're trying to destroy us.
	They're trying to turn this into a land with no gender, with no identity, with no flag, with no people, with no future, with no education, with no history, no statues, no past.
	They're trying to eradicate it.
	And we have to do everything we can to stop that because America is worth fighting for.
	So let's do it together.
	If you're not brave enough to go and fight abroad, then fight locally.
	Fight for your local schools.
	Fight for your kids' freedom.
	And together, with all of these small battles, we can win the war against America.
	That's what is going on right now.
	There's a war on America.
	There's a war on freedom.
	And it's not that we should win it.
	It's not that we ought to win it.
	It's that we have to win it.
	There's no other options but winning.
	So we're going to try to pull off a show for you tomorrow.
	If not, I'll see you Monday.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting for this country.

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