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May 11, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E108 - THAT'S NOT REALITY

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	Who was that, Brian?
	I knew you were going to ask me something.
	I have no idea.
	That's teke teke.
	It's racism.
	What's teke teke?
	Okay, that I don't know either.
	Tukey Tuke.
	That's the Puerto Rican.
	That's the...
	Tukey Tukey.
	That's in that.
	What's that kind of music that Puerto Ricans like?
	Reguitan.
	Reguetan.
	No, this Teke Teke is a ghost.
	The Japanese, the way they control their children is with threatening ghosts.
	Like, there's a ghost, if you go near the water, he comes out of the water and like eats your face.
	And then this is this little girl who was split in half by a train.
	And so this band's named after this ghost.
	And so I guess you're telling kids not to go near trains.
	You're scaring them away from trains.
	A little intense, but whatever works, whatever gets your kids not killed.
	Yeah, there she is, crawling around, cut in half.
	That's fucked up.
	Whirling around.
	Japanese are capable of levels of creepiness that...
	Remember that woman who they made her a robot of her dead child?
	Oh, yeah.
	I was talking about that in the car the other day when we were coming back from Mystic and my wife was like, shut up, shut up, don't worry, don't let it go, don't hear it, don't hear it.
	And they had the little girl's voice in the robot?
	Or was it just a hologram?
	It was augmented reality.
	And then, so she was hugging her and crying her eyes out, obviously.
	In the twenty century, ghosts do exist.
	After four years, she can see her again.
	Okay, enough, enough, enough, enough.
	I can't handle it.
	What a way to start the show.
	Jesus, H Christ.
	That is terrible.
	So that was the Koreans.
	They're weird.
	Boy, the text is very small today.
	But they're not spooky weird, I guess.
	No, they're pretty spooky.
	Like the Jap spooks.
	Japs outspook.
	The nips outspook the gooks.
	Yes, outspook the gook.
	See, I'd be like, my favorite karma title of today's show.
	Outspook the gook.
	But our payment process is always scouring it for a reason to drop us.
	Holly woke.
	Scarlett Johansson, who might be the hottest woman in the world, right?
	She said no to the Golden Globes, which annoyed me because I just saw her a couple months ago say, yeah, I'm a Hollywood actor.
	I shouldn't be getting involved in politics and stuff.
	It wrecks my roles, meaning like when you know my politics, you can't get lost in the film.
	But this is when she was asked about serial pedophile Woody Allen.
	Actually, I got to say, I don't really know what the fuck's going on with Woody Allen.
	I've been going back and forth on that, and they keep coming up with new stuff.
	I can't vouch for him.
	I do like his movies, though.
	But yeah, Tom Hanks, I mean Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise gave them back, and they're going to cancel them, which is a little late because it's already over.
	No one watches these awards shows.
	You see, what happened with Twitter and social media is we got to know people like Mark Ruffalo.
	And before we got to know Mark, we thought he was a cool guy who was the Hulk and stuff.
	And he was in a bunch of, he was in some hospital show.
	And then you see him talk about banning fracking and losing people in upstate New York jobs.
	He was my neighbor, upstate New York, not my next door neighbor, but in my same community.
	And he killed fracking up there.
	And then we see him, remember with whatever her name was, Olivia Wilde or whatever, and Michael Moore, singing Give Peace a Chance or something after Trump was elected?
	And you go, oh, you're a fucking loser.
	You suck as a person.
	You're a nerd.
	You're a stupid nerd.
	And then you realize, wait a minute, I remember you guys from high school.
	You were the drama club kids.
	And the women were overly emotional and the men were just dim.
	Look at them.
	This is us getting to know them.
	Wow, you found that pretty quick.
	We are America.
	He's so stupid, it's sort of like a character in a show.
	You know what I mean?
	Like Woody from Cheers.
	He's like special.
	We are, we all come from different places.
	We are America.
	What?
	Are you talking?
	What are you talking about?
	So anyway, we got to know them and they lost all their glitz and glamour.
	And then with Me Too and everything, we see these awards shows and all of a sudden, like with their gowns and everything, we just go, you're an asshole.
	So they did it to themselves.
	They lost their luster.
	In the Humphrey Bogart days, you were like, ooh, it's Marilyn Monroe.
	She's so fancy.
	Now we have James Franco feeling up broads and then putting it up on Twitter.
	So you peeled back the curtain and now you've all lost your luster.
	And now we've discovered you're either perverts, pedophiles, or retards.
	Look at this one.
	This is the Asian girl.
	She says that James Franco tried to rape her, sexually assault her.
	Do you know her?
	What's her name again?
	Charlene Yi.
	If you want to fuck Charlene Yi, you're gay and a pedophile.
	She looks exactly like an 11-year-old boy.
	Exactly.
	I have a theory about her.
	Remember the controversy with David Cross where he went up to her and he's like, Ching Chang Cho, do you know karate?
	I think that was me.
	Oh, I think I was with him, and I was doing a dumb racist joke, and she forgot it was me.
	Look at her.
	If you want to fuck her, we got problems, dude.
	That's a weird phenomenon.
	Isn't it a weird phenomenon when guys are into girls who look like they're 10?
	Like, I saw this guy on the train last summer, and he was a big guy, kind of fat.
	And, oh, I'm dying to eat you out.
	We're going to fuck you from behind.
	It's gay and pedophilic to like her.
	Yeah.
	But then you go, here's the funny thing about this.
	And I like to bring up this subject at parties and everyone gets really uncomfortable.
	But like, where do you draw the line?
	For example, big fat guy, John Goodman, kind of a hipster dude.
	And his girlfriend was shorter than Ryan.
	So I guess that's a dwarf?
	Right?
	Normal height.
	She was 5'2 ⁇ , or something, right?
	And skinny.
	And then she had pigtails on.
	So let's assume she's like 24.
	She had pigtails on.
	She had little short shorts, like those gym shorts from the 70s with the tubing.
	You know what I mean?
	And then she had the same 70s socks with the stripes on them that went up to her knees and little white sneakers and a baseball shirt.
	Now, I want her to have a happy life.
	I don't think she should be deprived partners.
	At the same time, especially with that outfit, isn't it depraved that he's attracted to that?
	She looked younger than my 12-year-old.
	So if she was in a group of 10-year-old girls, she would not look remotely unusual.
	You'd only notice when she like, I don't know, talked about blowjobs or something.
	So I disapprove.
	I want to go up to them and say, I disapprove.
	And here's another thing.
	What about, I talked about this the other day.
	What about that tall guy who's marrying that little midget from that TLC show?
	He's 6'2 ⁇ , and he's marrying a midget.
	Now, we all want midgets to find love.
	It shouldn't be illegal to date a midget.
	She's an adult.
	But at the same time, aren't you kind of like, what are you fucking up to there?
	Are you a pedophile who doesn't want to go to jail?
	So you found a loophole?
	Because if you are, I don't like you.
	Like, how can you be attracted to a midget?
	How can you be dying to fuck those little legs?
	And when she's blowing you, I mean, yeah, like, is this woman attracted to little kids?
	I mean, at least the men look...
	No, they could have a beard or something.
	Stubble.
	I don't know.
	I bet he's happy, though.
	Yeah.
	From his perspective, things are going great.
	Yeah, it's fairly strange with women and midgets, but men and midgets is worse.
	I don't know why.
	And then you have my neighbors, when I lived in Williamsburg, it was a 35-year-old man, and guess how old his boyfriend was?
	70.
	Now, they're not reproducing, so it doesn't hurt society.
	They're already gays.
	They're already vegetarian lions.
	They're already albinos.
	They're already weirdos.
	They're already freaks.
	Africa doesn't count, Ryan.
	Never, ever include anything but the West.
	When I'm looking at actual public freakouts or anything and I see like, Filipino cop, shoot, I'm just like, boring.
	Blip, blip.
	Don't care.
	How do you feel about that?
	Like, what if your brother was marrying a midget?
	You'd be mortified.
	Like, what are you doing, dude?
	Do you want to fuck kids?
	What?
	It's very unfortunate.
	She's 30 years old, Gavin.
	She doesn't look like it.
	She looks like a fat kid with bow legs.
	Yeah, if she has the same body type as children, then that's not a good look, dude.
	And that chick with the pigtail, what if they play, like she goes, I've been a bad girl.
	What if they play act shit like that?
	That's bad.
	That's clearly bad.
	Or if you're like all, I don't know.
	Is it like cannibalism fetish?
	If a person has to eat food that looks like human brains and stuff like that, I'd say they're a weirdo.
	But it doesn't make them a cannibal, but it's very close.
	It's a silly joke.
	If they're eating brains, food that looks like brains.
	Here's a fun book, Selena Zito and Brad Todd, and it's called The Great Revolt.
	And it is, they don't really seem to adore Trump.
	Brad Todd, he's a political consultant.
	He said that brilliant line where he goes, Trump supporters take him seriously, but not literally.
	Journalists take him literally, but not seriously.
	And the latter is a huge mistake because he should be taken seriously.
	And no, he's not going to shoot someone in the middle of 52nd Street.
	Dumbass.
	But in this book, they do a ton of research and they get to know Trump supporters.
	And they go, these people aren't stupid.
	They're not racist.
	They're not randomium.
	They are middle Americans, hardworking Americans who feel like they're losing their country.
	And you assume that their big issues are immigration and racism.
	But that rarely came up.
	You know what came up the most?
	You'll never guess.
	Well, guess.
	What two issues came up the most talking to these people all around the country?
	Constitution, rights?
	Sort of.
	Gun.
	Yes.
	Good guess.
	Guns came up a lot.
	And the number two I wasn't even surprised by, although that's what I always say I like about Trump, they were really disgusted by Obama going around the world apologizing for America.
	If you recall, NASA devoted all of NASA's resources to going on speaking tours in the Middle East and thanking Muslims for their contribution to mathematics.
	What?
	Can you just...
	Does Elon Musk have to do all the heavy lifting around here?
	Can't you fly some shit into outer space and not go to Dubai and say sorry?
	So Obama's global apologetic nature really pissed them off.
	So stupid.
	Jim Goad did a beautiful refutation of that.
	So, anyway, you know what a lot of the book is, but it's fun to read anyway.
	Like Heather McDonald's, The War on Cops, I'm still going through that these days, and I know it all.
	But I don't know it all.
	I know the general gist that cops are getting fucked over, but she gets into what degree.
	And she also talks about the crime rate for black, for Hispanics and whites.
	If you want to talk about a lives matter, there's a better case when you look statistically at who's getting shot unarmed for whites and Hispanics.
	They are shot by cops much more, there it is, than how much they appear in the crime stats.
	Go back to that.
	I want to show you something funny.
	Go down.
	I hate the European symbol in the old archives, but go down to the bottom.
	When you look up these old articles on TachyMag, page one, okay, so that's just a one-pager.
	Sometimes it'll say next page, and it says next page incredibly small.
	It might be in there.
	Every time I send a link to people, I go, I actually send them the first page, and then I click on second page and send that too.
	Anyway, sorry.
	I'm noticing a lot of people talking about critical race theory these days.
	I was talking to Maddie about it at the bar yesterday.
	And then I was listening to the radio.
	Howard Stern, they were talking about race theory or racism.
	And he brought up a great point.
	He said, look, if you're born after 1970, we're done.
	There's plenty of arguments for slavery, Jim Crow, that say that America was bad and unjust and racist.
	Very few dispute that.
	The black guy, though, what's his name?
	Jesse Peterson?
	Jesse Lee Peterson.
	He doesn't.
	He's the only guy I met who thinks slavery was just fine.
	You're not a real man until you pick cotton.
	And Jim Crow, all those riots with the German Shepherds, they were asking for it.
	Okay, that's a take.
	That's a take.
	But the rest of us go, yeah, that was bad.
	But 1970, you can't do it anymore.
	And so they bring up, and then what they'll do after that is they'll pretend you didn't say anything, and they'll go back.
	They won't do slavery.
	They know that's stupid.
	And I think someone told them about white slaves.
	And so they went, okay, then I can't use that anymore.
	It died of old age.
	But now they do the black Wall Street being bombed, which I'll happily accept as true and terrible.
	And redlining, where blacks were zoned to be in certain areas and couldn't live in other areas.
	That's fine.
	That's good.
	That's a good example.
	By the way, this could be edited so badly where I'm like, slavery's fine and that's good.
	Redlining is good.
	No, redlining is a good example of America being bad.
	Okay?
	But that's all pre-1970.
	I've always said this.
	Martin Luther King was assassinated in 69.
	That day, everyone went, we have to fix this, and got very worried about making blacks feel comfortable.
	In fact, it was very cool to be black in the 70s.
	Right after that, you had the Black Panthers with the wicker chair and the big afros and black power.
	And it was awesome.
	And yeah, Black Wall Street, that was horrible.
	We also went into the Great Depression right after that.
	Things sucked back then.
	Do you want to be around during the Dust Bowl?
	Do you want to be part of that?
	Do you want to be part of the Industrial Revolution?
	Children working in coal mines to death?
	Sorry.
	I know it was rough for your black grandfather.
	It was pretty rough for my white grandfather, too.
	I know you were slaves.
	We were under siege from the English for 700 years.
	Ever heard of the potato famine?
	Do you know what the English did to the Boers in the Boer War of 1800?
	It was Queen Victoria.
	Burnt their homes to the ground, murdered their wife and children.
	Do you know what happened to whites in Haiti during the slave revolt?
	Children gutted alive.
	Women raped to death.
	They drank the blood out of human skulls.
	Like a wasp video.
	So things were shitty.
	We all agree.
	You just can't single out your shittiness and pretend you were unique, and you certainly can't do it in 2021.
	So redlining is ancient news.
	Black Stark Market, ancient news.
	Jim Crow, ancient news, ancient news, ancient news.
	Yeah, but that's, we still have those shackles.
	We're still recovering from that.
	What?
	People have had stage four cancer and recovered.
	Have you seen Hiroshima or Nagasaki recently?
	They look like Wakanda, but nicer.
	So I'm sorry your ancestors had a rough afternoon.
	There's still people alive from the 60s.
	Yeah.
	They're pretty old.
	They're 60, 70, 80.
	What would you like me to do for them?
	Give them a hug?
	Okay.
	Give them money?
	What's a 70-year-old going to spend money on?
	Anyway, I think it's a good way to handle the argument is to draw a line in the sand of, well, I'd say Martin Luther King's assassination.
	You notice they are happy to do that with terrorism.
	They go, there's barely been any Muslim attacks since September 12th, 2001.
	And you go, oh, that's convenient.
	You just did your own little redlining.
	We just started right after those 3,000 dead people on 9-11.
	So also in the news on censor.tv, I have a Larry Barnes competition.
	We'll give you a year free membership.
	If you already have a membership, which you do if you're watching this show, you can give it to someone as a gift.
	So this is a poster someone made, and I have to look at it every day, and it sucks.
	And I don't blame the guy.
	It was nice of him to make it, but he's found some old picture of Larry and then another picture of Trinidad.
	He's made a fake poster, a hodgepodge, and glued in an HBO logo at the bottom.
	And it's obviously pretty tough to find pictures of Larry Barnes back then.
	That was like the 80s.
	But you guys are really good at this shit.
	Find a Larry or find someone who can draw a really good picture.
	Like, what's his name?
	Brian Spencer.
	He could do watercolor.
	A lot of boxing posters are drawings anyway.
	And make a good version of that.
	Hi, Rez.
	I want to print it out and give it to Larry.
	Okay.
	Maybe you can cover some of this.
	Jacob.
	Who's the kid who's doing all the stuff in boxing?
	Got your hat.
	Jake.
	Jake Paul.
	Jake Paul.
	I wonder what.
	Do you know his take on any of that?
	That ain't boxing.
	I would never talk to him about that.
	I guess I will.
	But I don't think these old guys even know about this one.
	But I know the younger guys, they all say boxing is coming to a close.
	It's dead.
	And Triller was really bad.
	The fact that people are really interested in Jake Paul at all and who has no problem sinking the whole thing with a bunch of rap acts and Snoop Dogg and Oscar De La Jolla shit face calling America USSA.
	What?
	And then saying, I will go to the ring like a champ.
	I will fight champs.
	And I will go down like a champ.
	You just said you're going down.
	I'm going down.
	So yeah.
	And then that last fight with Aguilera saying, ow, my head, like it's in soccer or basketball.
	That was another bad sign.
	By the way, stupid me, I showed you the wrong knockout.
	I told you I was so excited about the Canelo fight that I started drinking early and I passed out and peed myself while Canelo was fighting.
	I showed you some black dude.
	It was a British guy he fought.
	Now I'm told that they stopped the fight too early and it wasn't really a bad cut.
	And then someone showed me this, but that's clearly not the guy.
	What's his name?
	Billy Bob Thornton or something?
	Billy Joe.
	That's not his skull.
	That guy's missing a tooth.
	You can't just put in a random picture of a shattered skull.
	So I still haven't seen it, but if you're ending the fight for a small cut to the eye, maybe that's another bad sign.
	Is that the whole fight?
	That's the fight, though.
	I can't hear anything.
	Wow, these people are needs a big change.
	I don't like that color.
	What is that?
	Teal?
	Turquoise?
	Yeah, it looks turquoisey.
	I don't like turquoise.
	I think that's my wife's favorite color.
	Maybe we should get a divorce.
	Imagine?
	She sat on my glasses.
	She'd had a bit of wine.
	And I was like, what have you done?
	These are six.
	So he stopped the fight because of that.
	Oh, that's it.
	There was no knockout there.
	Yeah.
	He's fine.
	I mean, I think he's fine.
	I know that skull we just saw wasn't him.
	He didn't get up from the stool.
	Then my youngest boy, eight, he said, I heard him saying to my wife, when are you and dad getting a divorce?
	Oh no.
	I guess his friend's parents are getting divorced.
	Oh, he thinks that's a part of the process?
	I was mad about my glasses.
	They weren't these, they're another ones.
	But we're not getting a divorce because of that.
	That'd be funny, though, in the court.
	She said, oh, my glasses, Your Honor.
	They're $650.
	They're destroyed.
	I'm never going to financially recover.
	When I look forward, they fall off.
	All right, we should get this show started.
	There's a gas shortage going on.
	And the amazing thing about it is the left is in total and under denial.
	So there's lineups around the block.
	They're calling gas stations who are answering the phone saying, hi, this is Sunny's.
	I have no gas.
	And the New York Times take is, there have been no long lines or major price hikes for gas.
	It's up to $5 now.
	Filling a tank of an SUV is shocking.
	It's like $70.
	And then Cernovich quotes Alexander Soliznitsyn, the free speech guy who's experienced the Soviet Union.
	They know they're lying.
	We know they're lying.
	They know that we know they are lying, yet they still lie.
	The other thing I've noticed with lefties recently is the job's report, it went great.
	Joe Biden has provided 500,000 jobs, whereas Trump had only done 60,000 a month.
	He's up to 500,000 a month.
	Okay, no, even the DNC's, their reports are 200,000, but there's creating jobs and there's people having jobs.
	No one is going to those fucking jobs because you gave them welfare.
	And it's actually cheaper if you're making about 35 grand a year, which most men, young people are, it's cheaper for you to stay home, especially when you factor in all the costs of going to work.
	So people are just going, fuck it.
	I'm not going to work.
	So then Biden's response is, we're not going to accept that.
	So you can't have unemployment checks if you've been offered a job.
	And then he goes, unless you're scared of COVID.
	In which case you can stay home.
	Okay, so in other words, nothing.
	You're not doing anything about this because I'm just going to say I'm scared of COVID.
	That's to be mentioned in my pet Biden.
	So yeah, they think jobs are going great.
	And I don't get Biden.
	Like, I don't get how people can like him.
	We're going to discuss this because there's a lot of things I don't get.
	But before we get to the things I don't get, one other thing I want to talk about is Israel, Israel.
	You know, I'm a Zionist, much to many of our viewers' chagrin.
	I couldn't give less of a shit about Palestine.
	And the only good thing about this war is seeing their rockets hit the Iron Dome.
	Like, we give them a lot of money, $3.5 billion a year.
	But boy, they spend it right.
	The Island Dome is truly a lifesaver.
	Uh-oh, we're going to die.
	These bombs coming at us.
	No, they're not.
	Zoop, zap, bap, bop.
	It's a force field.
	Before I went over there, some anti-Semite was like, why don't you ask them if there's so many rockets being fired in, as they allege, why are there no Israelis being killed.
	And I was in a place called Starat.
	So, first of all, the answer to that is the Iron Dome.
	But also, I was in a town called Starat, I think.
	S-D-E-R-O-T.
	And it is one big bomb shelter.
	Every 15 feet, there's a bomb shelter, a big sort of cement hut, and every garbage is triple lined with cement.
	So that's why Noah's Release dies, because the siren comes on.
	They all have these apps on their phone, and they go and hide in these bomb shelters.
	Anyway, the West is the best.
	I consider Israel the West.
	I don't consider Palestine the West.
	It's Middle Eastern, so it can go fuck off.
	Ilhan Omar is very angry about this.
	Okay, I'm done the news part of the show.
	I want to get into things I don't get.
	Like I saw this video where this guy was saying, I eat food as a coping mechanism.
	When I'm stressed out or I feel anxious, I have to eat.
	I've been through some rocky times, some lawsuits, some trouble with my marriage, and my kids being terrorized by Karens.
	And I lose like 20 pounds.
	Every time my life is going bad, I lose 20 pounds.
	So how are you hungry when you're stressed out?
	Help me out here.
	Another thing I don't get is blue-collar liberals here in New York City.
	They'll be like, I'm fucking voting for Hillary.
	Sometimes you see the union guys, like the Electricians Union and the Welders, whatever, the HVAC guys, and they've got these signs for Hillary.
	And you just want to go up and you go, your union's making you do that.
	You don't really like her, do you?
	Like, look, I got to be out of here.
	This is my job.
	We're getting paid.
	This is what we do.
	But then I have heard like that dude at the bar we don't go to anymore who said the owner, Dennis, blue-collar dude, works at a golf range, doing like landscaping and shit.
	I wish a big fucking rain would come and just wipe out the center of the fucking country.
	Just leave the coastal towns.
	That's all we need.
	Now, I've heard that attitude from the likes of Amy Siskind, etc., but from blue-collar dudes, it doesn't fit in my earholes.
	Here's another thing I don't get.
	Hedonism 2.
	Now, this is about to get very NSFW.
	Maybe don't show the BJs.
	But these boomers go there and just fuck like rabbits each other.
	It's a giant orgy thing, which I could kind of get if you're single and young, but when you're married and 50.
	And then another thing they like to do at Hedonism 2, besides showing their pink vaginas that have been battered to hell, is have sex with the staff.
	And the husbands will get in there and take pictures as these giant black men rail their wife.
	This is super not safe for work.
	Whoops.
	There you go.
	There, that one's pretty fair.
	Show one of the black guys railing a woman.
	Yeah, there we go.
	Sorry, folks.
	It's the safest for work one.
	That's pretty safest.
	I could post that on Instagram, no problem.
	This one, too.
	Like, some guy is sitting there taking pictures going, whoa, she's really, my wife's really getting it.
	That doesn't compute.
	It's not like I disagree.
	Oh, my stars.
	Jesus Christ.
	So Hedonism 2, I really don't get, which brings me to a new segment called 10 Things I Don't Get.
	Hello.
	Here are 10 Things That I Don't Get.
	They've been explained to me.
	I've looked into them.
	They don't fit in here.
	I can understand a lot of shit.
	I understand gays.
	I get it.
	You're into cocks.
	I'm not into cocks, but I can see being into them.
	Sometimes if I was masturbating, I'd be like, yeah, my dick.
	So I see it, you know?
	I guess you're kind of gay when you masturbate because you're rubbing a dude's dick and you're into it.
	You're like, yeah.
	You're not like, eh.
	So that's gay.
	So I get it.
	Planes, those are weird.
	It's a building.
	It doesn't really make sense.
	But like a bumblebee seems to defy physics.
	But you go, it's just tons and tons of gas is exploding around this engine and aerodynamics.
	I can get it.
	Or like those copper coils you wrap around something with a magnet and the next thing you know they generate electricity.
	Okay, it's a weird freaky combination.
	It's almost like a chemistry thing where you mix this and this and it goes.
	Got it.
	These I don't get and I've told you this a hundred times.
	Number 10, World War I. So there was a guy, Franz Ferdinand, and he got assassinated, so the whole world had to die.
	I don't understand this fucking war.
	I get World War II.
	Germany was being bad with Japan and Italy, and we said no and fought back.
	Easy peasy.
	But this is like five countries per coalition.
	They all banded together and then they thought that group is more powerful than us or they're about the same.
	So let's do a preemptive strike and just obliterate them and then we can run Europe, I guess?
	Like, take the six dudes who killed Franz Ferdinand and arrest them for terrorism.
	Goodbye.
	Get a new Franz Ferdinand.
	Let's move on.
	We don't need millions of dead bodies all over the fucking place.
	Weird war.
	I even get Vietnam.
	I think it was dumb that we went to do Charles de Gaulle's billing and get him Vietnam back.
	Every other war, I'm like, yeah, okay.
	World War I doesn't fit in here.
	I was going to put cigars on this list because I have trouble believing that you guys actually enjoy cigars.
	But I just sort of got it.
	I don't like cigars.
	And I think a lot of you guys, you just like the concept of the cigar.
	I'm the cigar guy.
	But like, do you really smoke them alone?
	I'm open to the possibility that you do smoke them alone.
	So it didn't make the list.
	Another one that didn't make the list is guys don't seem to care what women's shoes are.
	Like, I'd rather fuck Rosie O'Donnell with stilettos than Jessica Elba with platform flip-flops.
	Like, sports sandals are a deal breaker.
	Many shoes are a total deal breaker for me.
	And when a guy's describing, oh, she looks so hot, she came in, she had this mini skirt, and I'm like, what were her shoes?
	And he goes, what?
	What are you, fag?
	I don't care.
	Well, it could have ruined the whole outfit.
	What if she had skechers on and a nice dress?
	We're done.
	Or those stupid little mini socks?
	That was the worst thing about Canadian parties.
	Everyone had to take their shoes off at the door because it's snowing all over the place.
	So everyone at the party is in socks.
	And guys look like pussies in socks.
	And then girls are all just like some great hot dress and then just little socks.
	There's a way around that too, though, with girls.
	You could wear cute little fun socks with little candy canes on them or something.
	That gives us a boner.
	Anyway, sorry.
	Number nine, sewing machines make me African.
	Because I see that and I go, that is the voodoo.
	The white man mixed machine that defies physics.
	I actually had this explained to me and then I unlearned it.
	It's like it just can't get in here.
	I don't, I get sewing with your hand.
	You go in there, then you take your hand away, then you grab the needle on the other side and you pull it through.
	That makes sense.
	But how can a machine going make a knot?
	Well, there's another one that comes around, but I don't understand how when you're done sewing, you can't just go brrp.
	Like, how is it so sealed?
	You catch it at one end.
	There was an Aboriginal tribe in Papua New Guinea, I believe.
	And they used to be connected to the mainland.
	This is hundreds of years ago, and they were showed how to use a needle and thread.
	But when the geography of the island changed and they were isolated again, they unlearned that and no longer use a needle and thread.
	They actually evolved backwards and became less advanced.
	And that's how I feel with sewing machines.
	I've actually worked through this before and then lost it.
	They're magic.
	And I talk to people who are involved in physics and stuff and they go, yeah, those things freak me out too.
	They made a deal with the devil.
	Eight.
	Holding hands.
	What are you doing?
	Is she going to blow away?
	I don't understand this.
	I just love her so much.
	Okay, stop and give her a hug then if you're overwhelmed.
	Take her home and fuck her.
	But why do you need the intimacy of holding hands?
	It's so illogical.
	You're walking.
	It hinders your walk, too.
	I don't get it.
	I mean, I get that seven-year-olds do it or something when they're sort of pretending that they have those emotions and it's not fully formed yet.
	But adults holding hands, it's not romantic.
	It's silly.
	And sometimes it has a weird like, we're in love kind of thing.
	Like I've noticed this sometimes with white chicks dating a black dude, they'll sort of look at you when you're holding hands and they'll be holding hands with their black boyfriend or whatever.
	Then they look at you like, I bet this is rocking your world.
	And you go, you're dating someone that you're in love with.
	You're not a revolutionary.
	You're getting spooned by your boyfriend.
	That's not really blowing any minds.
	Number seven, who the fuck gives a shit about Dave Portnoy's pizza reviews?
	There's about 100,000 pizza joints in America.
	There's one down the street from me right now.
	There's always one down the street from me.
	The odds of me going to Travelino in fucking wherever the hell this is, New Hampshire, are about one in 100,000.
	So I don't give a shit if you like this place.
	I'm not going to fucking Nikki's Pizza in Miami Beach.
	Why would anyone watch these?
	Like, how many people go to Tavolino's?
	Maybe a radius of like 100 people or so?
	So this has like 200,000 views.
	Let's hear it.
	And it's, I haven't really watched many of them because I don't give a shit about random pizza places, but isn't he usually like, this is okay.
	He gets crunchy, cheesy.
	Pretty much a loose gap there.
	A loose thing.
	But it's good.
	Okay.
	If you ever near Tabolinos, maybe have some pizza.
	I wonder what this is on the app.
	I'm going to go.
	I don't fucking care about...
	And pizzas, at least here in New York, it's all basically the same, and it's all really good.
	And in LA, it all sucks.
	Okay, got it.
	Number six, calculus.
	I took it in college.
	My dad made me.
	And then one day, one day, I just went, wait a minute, I'm 19 years old.
	I don't live at home.
	He says he'll help me pay my tuition.
	Tuition back then in Canada was like $1,400.
	I'm making okay money as a janitor at the school.
	I don't need your money, thanks.
	This fucking sucks.
	I'll take an extra shift.
	Cleaning.
	What alien language is this shit?
	And all I would do is memorize the little things you do.
	Like, I remember I was doing shit like 3x plus y cubed spun about the z-axis.
	Find the derivative of that.
	So like for y cubed, you take the little 3 down and it becomes a 2.
	Something about when it goes from little to big, it becomes 1 less.
	And then you multiply it by what is near.
	I had no idea what I was doing.
	I just memorized a series of silly tricks.
	And that question, by the way, would be your entire final paper and it would be three pages for that one little problem.
	And I'd get like a 51.
	And dude, I had to sit at the front row, like have a huge breakfast of coffee, not be remotely hungover, and then just have my hand up every 10 seconds.
	What does that mean?
	Why?
	How do you do that?
	And the teacher was, of course, Chinese.
	He's like, look, we need to get this show.
	You need to smash the subscribe here because you're taking up the hosht lesson with your questions.
	And I'm like, you're speaking Chinese to me right now.
	And so I'd always ask my old man, he's a mathematician.
	I go, you know, all those years, well, it was really just one year.
	All those essays, that calculus shit, I know what algebra is.
	You have a formula with some missing variables.
	So you do the formula anyway, and you figure, I'll figure out this variable later.
	I understand that.
	But I go, what the fuck is calculus?
	And he goes, it's the rate of change, my boy.
	You're measuring the rate of change.
	What does that mean?
	The rate of change?
	Like I was driving at 30 miles an hour, now I'm going at 60 miles an hour?
	I don't understand anything about calculus, and I never will.
	By the way, kids, I know you say to your math teacher, I don't need this in real life, and it's true.
	You will never use calculus.
	You'll probably not even use algebra, but you will have to solve complicated problems.
	So I guess what I'm saying is calculus is as important as Sudoku or any other silly brain teaser, like that ad you always see on Instagram where you pull the thing out and then the lava washes all your money away and you cry.
	Number five.
	This one I really don't fucking get.
	Gigantic mansions.
	Now, if you have a big room and a home theater like Anthony Coomi does, I kind of get that.
	But Anthony's home outside of, like, stop.
	What is this?
	Is this for when I have 300 people coming over for dinner?
	And you see these houses, rich people love to show off.
	Oh, I have a 27-room house.
	It used to be a hotel.
	And you go, it still is.
	It's just an abandoned hotel.
	How the fuck are those 27 rooms ever filled?
	And say they were.
	Say you had all of your relatives and all of their friends over.
	Well, you probably have 27 relatives.
	So 27 rooms are full of relatives.
	Okay.
	Now you're just at a hotel.
	Like, how do you eat?
	You see these rich, these mansions, these big dinners where the dining room table is like 60 feet long.
	You're in a long restaurant.
	You can't talk to that person way over there.
	So you just talk, like any dinner, any dinner with more than five people is a pain in the ass.
	Even five, you'll notice they pair off.
	I think it should be like three, four max.
	27?
	And that's 27 rooms.
	So now we're up to like 56 people at this dinner.
	The fuck are you doing?
	And I live in a house that's way too big.
	I have to text my kids when it's bedtime because I don't know where the fuck they are.
	We're all in little different...
	It's like I had a divorce and my kids moved out, but we're in the same fucking house.
	Like, that's nice.
	You have a big living room.
	I get a big living room and I get maybe even two extra rooms for guests, like your in-laws and your parents.
	And then maybe a room for each kid in your room.
	So like five or six rooms.
	Max.
	And that's crazy.
	Now you have two rooms just sitting there rotting when you don't have your in-laws over for Christmas.
	But like dozens and dozens of rooms just to show off?
	You're a fucking loser.
	You're a dork.
	I'm embarrassed for you because you live in an abandoned hotel because you want to show off to your friends.
	Like look at this dumb fucking room.
	There's a bunch of those.
	And look at this.
	Stop.
	Stop.
	What does this person say to this person?
	I had a big dinner like this with Peter Thiel and Ann Coulter and Buck Sexton and a bunch of people.
	And Ann was the one running it.
	And so she put me and a couple of other loudmouths down here.
	And then the shy people got to be up next to Peter.
	Peter was sitting here.
	And so I'm hooting and hollering back here, trying to keep the ball rolling.
	It's like doing stand-up or something.
	I'm working the room.
	It's a fucking...
	It was a nice dinner.
	I'm not looking gift horse in the mouth, but it's just not conducive to a conversation.
	So I don't know why you live in a fucking abandoned hotel.
	You're stupid.
	Nice gay chandelier.
	Four.
	Guys who get girls pregnant.
	Now, having a kid when you're young is beautiful, and we're talking about this in today's show.
	It's kind of the central focus of today's show, and it's great.
	But what I don't get is when it's an accident.
	And I would go, how did you get her pregnant?
	The condom broke?
	I fucked 8 million women before I was married.
	I'd always check the condom before I would jizz, or I would pull out and just come on her bum.
	You know when it's coming.
	You started beating off before most boys, they start beating off when they're like 12, 13, before they can ejaculate.
	It just goes red and they stop.
	They don't even orgasm yet.
	So you have it down to, you know, like the millisecond it's going to happen.
	And I've talked to guys, like, remember that black comedian who died?
	What was his name?
	Chris Brown?
	And he was just like, yeah, it feels good.
	No, Chris Black.
	Remember he used to co-host the show with me?
	Chris Cotton?
	Chris Cotton.
	That's it.
	Chris Black.
	And it's cotton whoops.
	Brown, black, cotton, you know, that kind of stuff.
	But he was just like, oh, I have to come into a thing.
	It has to be either a pussy or a mouth.
	I can't jizz on anything.
	And I go, I understand it feels better to be in a thing, but you cannot?
	He was saying it like he was allergic to his penis being revealed when he ejaculates.
	Now, luckily, he was married and super Christian, so everything was fine.
	But these people who do it by accident, they just go, oh yeah, it feels good.
	I don't know.
	It's just going and got lost in the moment.
	Okay, by that logic, you also should diarrhea yourself regularly.
	Oh, no, it had to go really bad.
	It felt good.
	I just pushed it out and filled my pants, and I washed my pants later.
	It was fine.
	Don't get it.
	And again, all of these things I have spoken about many, many times and talked to many, many people about them.
	And there's just this Israeli iron dome here where the rockets just cannot get in.
	And that goes for fake tits.
	I dated a girl with fake tits.
	And she had a long talk with me about the lack of attention I pay to her breasts.
	I couldn't, it would zap me out of it.
	Okay, so go back to the first boob job.
	Those are fucking disgusting.
	Because they always go, oh, I was, I lost a lot of weight.
	Like this girl that I dated, she goes, I was kind of chunky, and then I lost all the weight.
	So they were kind of sagging.
	You know who doesn't like sagging tits?
	Fucking loser babies.
	Men from the ages of like 17 to maybe like 23.
	They're like, oh, gross, those are totally saggy.
	After we start getting into women and really understanding their essence, we love an ice droop.
	We'll take fucking six pencils.
	I wanted them to hang down like penises when she's on all fours, swinging around, knocking shit over like a dog's tail.
	So those were perfectly fine, although it looks like you did already have some work.
	But those were great.
	They were human.
	They were made by God.
	And you were like, nope, I'm going to make these stupid fucking balloons.
	Look how pretty she is, too.
	Beautiful, kind of an Arab-looking woman.
	And she added these balloons.
	When you feel them, the ones I, the girl I did, I could feel the seam of the bag.
	My dad could have those.
	What have you done?
	Keep going.
	So like you're touching someone.
	I mean, it might as well be like that face modification with the plate or the big plugs.
	You're touching someone in bed.
	You're doing this like primal thing that goes back to the beginning of man.
	And then some Jewish guy has been there before you making tits.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, it's almost like the guy is there with her, like pushing her hips onto you going, yeah, you like that?
	There we go.
	Now we got a rhythm going.
	Like, get out of my bedroom.
	Possibly ain't that straight.
	Let's hear what she has to say.
	It's all great news.
	I hate that young girls are getting now.
	But I on it, like, I taught, I met one guy.
	I don't know what I should do.
	We were doing a pilot for Vice, David Cross and I. And he was the video editor.
	And he's like, oh, I fucking love fake tits.
	How come you not like fake tits?
	Big fucking tits.
	And I was like, wow, here we are.
	I feel like Indiana Jones because I don't know guys who like fake tits.
	I see fake tits everywhere, especially Dallas.
	But I very rarely come across a guy who prefers fake tits.
	Now, if you've had like the worst dugs in the world, like sagging pizza slices with no meat in them, I understand that.
	But those are very rare.
	My experience has been tits that are bad enough to get a tit job are maybe 2% to 3% of tits.
	What's this now?
	She's pushing manscaping?
	With the Lawnmower 3.0, you can perfectly groom everywhere below the belts.
	Of course, this got a million clicks because young men see tits and go, yeah.
	But she looks like a fucking third-grade hooker.
	Number two, we discussed this yesterday, but it's important he goes on the list.
	And these are all in order of importance, by the way.
	Chip Chipperson.
	So Jim Norton, who I like, and I love his Doug Bell, great guy.
	Does this guy who's not funny, everyone seems so uncomfortable when they're on his show, do you laugh with or at Chip?
	Like, if I was on this show, I would just sit there catatonic going, he's playing a guy who's not funny.
	I don't get it.
	And I, by the way, as a little side note, I'm sick of humor that mocks something that sucks.
	Like when Tim and Eric do a bad infomercial.
	Yeah, infomercials are bad or even SCTV.
	They would mock bad TV.
	And it's like, yeah, make good TV.
	That's impressive.
	Mocking a fake bad thing?
	Let's hear some of this.
	That's what I was called from Mexico.
	I was a dreamer.
	You were a dreamer, kid?
	I just wanted to be grow up and be someone special.
	You've achieved that.
	Yeah, you made your dream come true.
	What do they call you now?
	Fucking.
	Yeah.
	Succeeder.
	Succeeder.
	I used to say, if at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.
	What?
	What were you doing when you would say that?
	Just fucking being funny.
	Yeah, that was supposed to be a joke.
	So that's enough.
	I do not get it.
	I don't know why anyone goes on that show.
	I don't know why Jim insists on doing this character.
	I'm not even offended.
	Again, I do not understand how anyone can like that.
	It's sort of like that, what's it called?
	That Zambuki?
	Oh, I should have had that on the list.
	No, that kawuki, that mushroom drink that smells like foreskins.
	Kombucha.
	Kombucha.
	You probably drink that shit.
	I like it.
	Of course you do.
	You don't just drink my foreskin juice.
	Why don't you just, I won't shower for three days.
	I'll pull back my foreskin, and then you can just pour water over top of my bell end into a glass of water.
	Okay?
	It's not enough of it.
	That's my problem.
	I'll stir a glass of water with my foreskin if I haven't washed it in a week.
	Okay?
	Then you get free mushroom juice.
	Sounds like it'll be diluted, but all right.
	Number one, the most number one thing I don't understand is liking Joe Biden and saying, that's my president.
	I know I totally get hating Trump.
	He's an acquired taste.
	Gotcha.
	You're not into loudmouths.
	We're good on that.
	But, and even Kamala Harris, I understand you liking Kamala Harris.
	You're wrong, but I get it.
	But how can you look at Joe Biden, hear him talk, and not go, what the fuck have I done?
	And I've talked to liberals about this, and I've never got a good answer.
	One of them just said, I don't watch the news.
	I just, I haven't watched the news since he won.
	And then another common refrain from then is, he stutters.
	Okay.
	Let's hear this guy stutter, shall we?
	Let's watch him stutter.
	That's what a stutter is.
	I have never been particularly poor at calculating how to get things done in the United States Senate.
	Okay.
	So the best way to get something done, if it holds near and dear to you that you like to be able to anyway there we go we're going to get a lot done Jesus Christ mister you okay in there he says to his brain like how can you watch that and not go oh I don't get it
	from the New York art scene yes he lived on you know in Little Italy actually I don't know if he lived in Little Italy but he was in part of that group but that doesn't mean he was tough New York is obviously full of arty farty faggots and that's who De Niro is.
	He just did Mean Streets once and then Raging Bull and he became that guy.
	And then what happens with actors, they're so dumb and weak that they, yeah, Jello Biafra is a real tough guy.
	Will you stop distracting me with those, please?
	They become so dumb and weak that they become that guy.
	And I've told you about that a few times.
	Like Tupac.
	Tupac was a raging queen.
	He wasn't gay, but he was like one of the girls.
	And he was a dancer.
	Ooh, I love to dance.
	And I'm in the drama club in New Orleans and school.
	And I just, I think dance is so important.
	It's such a great way to express yourself.
	And then he was in the movie Juice, where he played a gangster and people go, oh, you're a badass.
	And he's like, yeah, I'm a badass.
	Do you have a message?
	He's Gadzikoto, basically.
	Consolation for those mothers.
	Yeah, I do.
	Like with Yummy, when he passed on, you know, I know that hurt his family.
	No, no, this is a good place to be.
	I know he's already started to become the gangster.
	I didn't do this.
	They say it right now, they still say too much.
	Yeah, I know a girl who went to high school with him.
	And he was like, loved girls and dancing and drama.
	Oh, here we go.
	This is the one.
	And also, they fear teenagers are angry.
	At least this generation seems a little angrier to me and a little bit more rebellious and uninvolved.
	So they're scared because they're realizing that, you know, what's going to happen when we get all these people.
	Those shiny eyes and that hand is a little dangerous.
	Human nature to be scared to watch the common Tupac Shacome.
	All right.
	Let's jump into feminism.
	Hell yeah.
	This is a fun song.
	Feminism.
	That one always surprises you.
	Here's a sweet story about a family who, well, now the boy is four, but they knew that he was a boy when she came out at the age of two.
	Two.
	For those of you without kids, two is when they start speaking.
	They walk at one and two, they're like, I'm a mobado, ma bado, my ice queen.
	That kind of talk.
	Oh, and also, don't misgender me.
	I'm a boy now.
	Can you believe this horse shit?
	It's so, and when they say it, it's so obvious that they're putting words into his mouth.
	I know he always goes without saying, but it's really true that we absolutely, we adore Stormy.
	We love him so much.
	And we're so proud of him and so proud of the choice that he has made.
	And, you know, I, 18 months ago, two years ago, if I'd heard this story from somebody else, I wouldn't have believed it.
	And I mean that absolutely sincerely.
	I wouldn't have believed it.
	I thought it was all made up.
	Wait a minute.
	I thought it wasn't real.
	Wait a minute.
	His child is four.
	They said that they knew the kid was this way at two.
	That was two years ago.
	You just said two years ago you wouldn't believe it.
	What are you drinking there?
	La crawl.
	Why?
	Just a nice way to have some flavor in my life without women.
	Boys don't drink that.
	Nick Fuentes does.
	Nick Fuentes.
	Okay, he's eight years old.
	But he's a tough liberal.
	No, he's not a tough guy at all.
	I love the Groipers, but they are not tough.
	Remember we went to that America first thing and they go, Antifa found out where we are.
	Yeah, yeah.
	They all ran.
	I remember walking waiting for us.
	Why don't we stay here and kick the shit out of them?
	It's like Scott Greer can take like nine guys.
	Yeah.
	It's not the Hoolies or the Bloods who found out where we are.
	It's not fucking MS-13.
	The Hoolies.
	MS-0.
	Multiple sclerosis.
	I mean, some of them are literally in wheelchairs.
	Yeah.
	But it wasn't real.
	I thought the whole thing was made up by parents.
	But I absolutely, because I've seen it, I've experienced it and I've learnt about it.
	I absolutely support what Stormy is.
	I think as a society, we tend to want to put people into a girl or a boy box.
	That just fits with what we know.
	That fits with how we.
	Plus, I love that she's saying totally logical things as it's some strange quirk.
	So that's the thing about us as people.
	You know, we have a strange compulsion where it makes us feel better to look at a little girl and say, that's a girl.
	Right.
	To drink water.
	To survive.
	And for eight hours every night, we just stop talking.
	We just lie there.
	You know, and our heart rate goes down and we breathe slower.
	And then eight hours later, every day, literally like clockwork, we wake up and, oh, it's breakfast.
	It's not.
	And at dinner, when we're stomachs are more settled, we'll have a steak or something.
	But in the morning, it's just maybe an Egg McMuffin.
	It's eggs, it's toast, it's a bit of jam, it's tea, it's coffee.
	And why?
	It doesn't make any sense.
	Why do we do it?
	I mean, something about us where we'll be annoyed with someone, yet we won't go get a sword and behead them.
	I mean, Muslims will, but most of us don't do that.
	It's just a funny thing.
	No, it's called society.
	It's called the history of humans.
	You can't just make up silly rules and then call us weird for not following them.
	My son was convinced.
	He was Superman from the age of four till I'd say nine, eight.
	He wore out several Spider-Man.
	Oh, did I say Superman?
	Spider-Man.
	He wore out several Spider-Man costumes.
	They would reek.
	My wife would have to keep watching them.
	He had one that had webs here.
	We had ones with muscles.
	We went through them like that.
	And he wore the web out just by running.
	Like he would wear out his Spider-Man costumes.
	And kids grow so fast, they almost never wear out their clothes at that age.
	I didn't throw him off a building.
	I didn't have him climb walls.
	Actually, I did.
	I would hold his waist, and then we'd move up the walls, and he could go like that and stuff.
	That's back when he was light enough to do it.
	But yeah, kids don't get to define their made-up fucking gender.
	What you may have on your hands is possibly a lesbian, probably a tomboy.
	The end.
	You fucking freaks.
	Go ahead.
	Sort of things you think you're doing.
	It makes sense.
	It makes us feel comfortable.
	But that's not reality, actually, is it?
	No, no, no.
	You got it backwards.
	That is reality.
	You're making a new reality and then calling me weird.
	That's not how it works.
	Her take on abortion would be very similar, too.
	It would be like, we're meant to think that because it has a heartbeat and legs and fingers and toes, that it's like alive.
	That's not reality.
	It's really not.
	Reality is what you just said on the show.
	And sorry, the thing is that so many people think that the biological sex and the gender is the same thing.
	I say including me, two years ago, including me.
	Sad.
	And it's only when you realise that they're not the same thing that you start to think, well, actually, like what Stormy has decided, another child in the same position, what he has decided and we've supported should be celebrated really as something.
	She didn't get one word in.
	Did you notice that?
	No, I just.
	And you start to think, well, actually, what Stormy has decided.
	Because this is all about him and him getting attention for himself.
	Look, he's on TV.
	And you know what I realized when I watched that clip?
	That dumb cunt, Philip, who was on the edge of the couch being quiet because he's letting the woman speak.
	He's the guy who's a gay lord who came out of the closet after, I don't know, 20 years of wasting his wife's time.
	That guy.
	Yeah.
	It's in the next clip, 1-7.
	And everyone was like, yay!
	And he still lives with this poor woman.
	Well, I guess he sucks dick in a park or gets a motel when he wants to get reamed.
	Or maybe waits.
	Honey, would you mind if I had the downstairs to myself tonight?
	I've got some black blokes coming by.
	My name is Philip.
	I'm going to be doing the old wallop.
	And my last name is my ass.
	It's Philip Mayass.
	Maybe that's the kind of guy who goes to hedonism too and gets blacks to rail his wife.
	It's closeted homos.
	And he tries sneaking into where the wife is, like the old switcheroo.
	He's going to scoot over.
	Let me just try to get under you there.
	So he bravely reveals he's gay, thanks his wife, Stephanie, and daughters for their support and strength.
	I guess he technically didn't waste the daughter's time, right?
	But this woman has been married to a homosexual.
	That's rape.
	That's the Houdini.
	The Houdini.
	You change the person that I'm fucking and you swap out my wife with a dude.
	You raped me.
	I can hear the pain.
	I can hear how difficult that is for you.
	And the lies that you've told people.
	What a poor time waster.
	I could smell the deception.
	It must have been so hard for you to flush your wife's life down the toilet.
	And I know that it's something you've been living with.
	You poor guy.
	In a conflict for a really, really long time.
	Yeah, wait, that's weird.
	They say that gays, like it's painful for them to have to live a lie as a straight, but really they're putting everybody else under the lie.
	Yeah, they're living a lie.
	At least they're knowingly living a lie.
	She didn't even know she was living a lie.
	Right.
	No mention of her.
	Why isn't she on the show?
	Terrible.
	It's out there now.
	How does this moment feel?
	It's funny because everyone I've spoken to, you, you didn't talk to me.
	Have all been so supportive and so loving and caring.
	Call me.
	917.
	Meep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
	Have grabbed us and said, it's okay.
	It's okay.
	It's not okay.
	We love you.
	We're proud of you.
	I hate you.
	Not proud of you.
	I'm ashamed.
	Every person I tell doesn't trust me anymore.
	It gets a little lighter and a little lighter.
	Like you and the loafers?
	How is your wife doing?
	I looked it up.
	They're still married.
	I already told you that.
	Go to 1-8.
	She's just such a wonderful, caring woman.
	What?
	He had the full support of his wife and daughters behind him when he came out as gay.
	And they are still married to this day.
	What?
	Look at her.
	I love abusing this woman.
	This is why some super right freaks talk about how gays are evil and satanic and stuff.
	That's another problem with this kind of behavior is you're giving them fodder.
	Because you sure seem satanic to me.
	No, I'm not overusing.
	I'm not going to start overusing that word.
	Part of my show today is talking about how people will bring Satan and everything every time they get something doesn't happen that goes their way.
	What?
	I'm talking like Joe Biden now.
	Hey man, it's about Satan, man.
	I was going to talk about Satan and his gays and people talking about...
	Not Satan Satin.
	Anyway.
	Crushed velvet.
	Anyway, we're going to get a lot done.
	1.9, this fat bitch is dying of starvation.
	This poor woman, Tess Holiday bravely opens up about her anorexia battle.
	Well, we could see who won.
	The food one.
	I was so stressed out from my anorexia that I would eat.
	But advocating for diversity in larger bodies.
	And so I think for people hearing me say I'm anorexic was really jarring.
	People look at me and I don't fit what we have seen presented as, you know.
	It'll fit a lot of things.
	It's the same as that two-year-old.
	Like, these people are just making up this crazy world.
	And they're like, people have trouble accepting that I'm magic and they don't believe in my invisibility spray.
	But when I go to their house and I pick up a pen and sometimes I'll even say like, ooh, then they believe it and they tell me that their house is haunted.
	I say, no, that was just me being invisible.
	And, you know, a lot of people, they don't want to accept invisibility.
	You know, they want to put you in a little box where you're not invisible.
	You're not invisible.
	You're not invisible.
	And that's not reality.
	I am an obese anorexic.
	I'm starving to death.
	I just am a very big anorexic.
	I believe you're starving.
	You're like, I'm starving.
	I could eat.
	You're starving all the time.
	You're insane.
	You're insane.
	You have mental illness.
	Beauty any size.
	Yeah, tell that to God.
	Tell that to nature.
	Why does nature kill you with diabetes if you're so beautiful?
	You know, the origin of beauty is linked to health because we're programmed through, I'll just say nature if you don't like God.
	We're programmed to want to procreate.
	So when you see a woman with like a stub for an arm, you go, oh.
	Your brain goes, is she going to make a kid with a stub?
	Or is she unhealthy?
	Or she's not going to live very long.
	She seems to have a disease.
	When you see someone in a wheelchair, you're like, she's not going to be around to care for the kids and maybe she'll pass on her sickness.
	When you see a strong, healthy woman with childbearing hips, not skinny like models.
	You know those models you see in runways?
	Those are gays hired those.
	No one consulted us.
	We don't want to fuck 12-year-old boys.
	We want a woman with a fat ass.
	I want a woman with a fat ass.
	Did you just make that up?
	Uh-huh.
	That's pretty good.
	No, it's I want someone with the tender touch.
	It's like some country song.
	Oh, I see.
	So it's not random that we are not attracted to a fat, disgusting pig like that.
	We think you're going to die.
	And we're right.
	You're dying.
	Not of anorexia, but of overindulgence.
	Okay, this is what I've been trying to get to.
	I almost said all class.
	So I saw the backlash first, 2-0.
	And I'm like, what did this woman do?
	She probably said the Holocaust didn't happen.
	Blacks need to go back to Africa and children are sexy.
	And so this dyke, Sadie Doyle says, I do like the visual of having the woman-hating trans menace loom out of the darkness at the delicate white cis lady.
	But you could put some extra sauce on it.
	Should I be in a bathroom perhaps or injecting hormones into one of her precious white babies?
	Things to consider.
	And that's from Foreskin Majeur.
	And they have the woman that just said that comment looking at her phone going, oh, this bitch is asking for it.
	And then they have a New York Times writer, a young journalist, Elizabeth Broning saying, what is she saying there?
	You zoomed out.
	Zoom back in.
	The drawing.
	I love my husband and children.
	Yeah.
	So I guess Foreskin Measure is mocking Sadie Doyle.
	So I go, what did this Elizabeth chick say?
	And then you see 2-0, you see more backlash.
	You go, wow, the internet really blew up.
	And then, so this is the same woman saying the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing this woman that it was a tremendous personal achievement to be repeatedly knocked up by an internet troll she met in high school that's what her husband is she's just an internet troll you met in high school who cares where she met her husband and he's just an internet troll no he's a pretty successful journalist actually and then elizabeth responds i just feel really like a lot of this is way out of proportion to the offense of the article
	which said i've been delighted to still grow and change after having kids and then i then you start seeing what's going on and you realize oh she said something remotely traditional and got eaten up alive and Eaten alive.
	And this is uh what's 2-1?
	This is a common refrain from women when you talk about childbirth.
	That was 2-1.
	This is 2-2.
	Yeah, what's 2-1?
	Oh, that one already was 2-1?
	Yep.
	They say, my worth is not defined by my ability to have children.
	What, if I was infertile, would I be not a woman?
	Would I be not a person?
	And you go, obviously not.
	You'd still be a woman, but you'd be a sad woman.
	I mean, women who don't have kids, they spend like 30 grand on fertility clinics, and then they bawl their eyes out, cry themselves to sleep every night for a very long time.
	It's a very sad thing.
	It would be like Superman saying, oh, so my entire self-worth is devoted to me flying?
	And you go, well, why wouldn't you fly?
	It's pretty cool that you can fly.
	I mean, you're not the greatest journalist in the world.
	You're always bumbling and falling and dropping your glasses.
	I've never, no one's read any of your articles, Clark.
	But we've all seen you zip through the sky at 100 miles an hour.
	That's cool.
	Remember when he lost his powers, too?
	He went back to Krypton.
	No, Krypton's the planet he's from.
	Solitude.
	He went to the place of solitude there with all the glass shards, icicle house.
	Not a very cozy spot there.
	And he depowered himself.
	And then what happened?
	About an hour later, they're going to kill Lois Lane and fucking Zog, or that's Zionist occupational government.
	Zod is throwing him around like a beanbag.
	And what does he do?
	He has to go back to the island of fortitude or whatever, solitude, and re-super himself.
	I think that's the technical term for it, yes.
	To re-super.
	Do you have any footage of that?
	Look up the video of Superman losing, Superman without powers, and then Zod kneel before Zod.
	And then he finally won and he put them in records, vinyl records, and shot them into space.
	Oh, yeah.
	But then they got, no, someone else did that.
	And then there was a nuclear bomb that shattered them out of the records.
	Carl.
	And yet you've returned to reason with me once again.
	My wife and I were going to be them for Halloween because I had the beard.
	It's a great analogy too because Superman saves people and women create people.
	Yeah, it's a perfect analogy.
	And, no offense, ladies, but Clark Kent sucks.
	We're not impressed with Clark.
	The feelings which I have developed for a certain human being.
	Oh, I know why he did this.
	Because if he were to continue to fuck her as Superman, first of all, he'd shatter her hips, and then when he came, it would rip through her guts and come out the top of her head.
	I'd like to bust inside, Father.
	Can you remove my powers?
	I've killed over 70 prostitutes with my Supercum, and I want to try it with a woman I don't want to die.
	Can't you just jizz in a tin can?
	No, a tin can.
	Or can't you just like lean a lead plate up against the wall?
	Bong!
	It's like Clin Eastwood's Bulletproof Fest in that cowboy movie.
	No, he just fucks her by a big hill or a sand dune, and it just goes by hill.
	Point it down.
	Fuck the earth.
	So this is boring.
	Go forward.
	He's wearing his outfit like a baseball jersey in the morning.
	I like when girls wear your shirt and socks.
	Mine specifically?
	Yeah, yours.
	Marlon Brando just goes, holy shit, I'm dead.
	What is he wearing?
	It's after that, though.
	I think he gets...
	Oh, yeah, he gets beat up at a diner.
	And he's like, what the fuck?
	I'm bleeding.
	This is him repowering.
	Yeah, he had to go all the way back.
	So, ladies, that Superman thing, I've seen this happen a million times.
	They go, I don't want kids.
	Women hear me roar.
	Then around 35, they go, what the fuck have I done?
	And then by 40, they're suicidal.
	They're spending a fortune.
	Now, luckily, women are agreeable.
	So they manage to wriggle out of it due to their perpetual genetic optimism.
	But deep ground, they're not satisfied.
	Keep it on the flameron.
	This is just a minute stick.
	After you.
	That's the town bully.
	If I was the owner, I'd be like, Frank, what the fuck are you doing?
	You're coming here every day.
	That's going to cost me 800 bucks.
	If you want to beat up someone, beat up those black guys.
	They've been extorting my diner for...
	They just demanded I give them 200 bucks.
	I wish you were here.
	Black extortionist Crips over here.
	Then I got fucking the town bully.
	Goes to fly over there and lands on his belly.
	Well, you just don't have enough sense to stay down, do you?
	Anyway, we're watching Superman here.
	This has stopped being a show.
	Correct.
	So this is it.
	You've got to see this article.
	It's beautifully written.
	Of course, it's a woman writing it, so it's all of her notes, and they're really good at me search.
	You notice they flourish when their assignment is write about you and what happened to you.
	Becoming Michelle.
	But she's a good writer.
	And basically, she just says, I'm a young mom.
	I had my kid at 25.
	I couldn't afford it.
	It wasn't prudent.
	We didn't have enough money.
	And it's great.
	Sorry.
	That's the tone, too.
	It's apologetic.
	It's not like, you fucking old bags.
	Look at your kids.
	You have twins because you took fertility drugs.
	They all have autism because you waited too late.
	You should have had a nice, healthy, young baby like me.
	I'm a great mom, and I can sleep four hours and be fine.
	You fucking old bags need nine hours of sleep.
	You're catatonic half the day, swigging coffee.
	No, that's not the tone at all.
	It's like, look, I'm really sorry, and I know this is bad, but I did it at 25, and it's kind of awesome.
	Sorry?
	One of the things they don't tell you about having babies is that you don't ever have a baby.
	You have your baby.
	Yeah, that's a thing, too.
	People always talk about like, I'm not wiping some shitty fucking diaper off some gross kid.
	It's not some random, it's not Gary's ass.
	It's basically an ass you made.
	Like, I never dry heaved at my kid's poo.
	And with my last one, as he was becoming like two years old, I knew we were running out of diapers.
	And I'm like, these are the last diapers I'll ever change.
	And I, believe it or not, I cherished every diaper I did because I knew I'm never going to do this again.
	Plus, use a wet wipe.
	You get it all.
	Don't be a bitch.
	Just some shit.
	Which is to you the your baby, the sum of all babies.
	The moment they laid her damp, rosy body on my chest, I knew she would envelop my world.
	I had worried about that very thing.
	In Sheila Haiti's novel, Motherhood, you wouldn't believe how small this is.
	Let me just read it there.
	The narrator, a cynical writer contemplating whether to have kids before it's too late, laments the absence of new parents from their friends' lives, a phenomenon she calls that relieved and joyful desertion.
	When a person has a child, she writes, they are turned towards the child.
	The risk of falling off the world haunted me.
	When you have a baby, you do turn, I can't read it, go up.
	You do turn toward your child.
	That relieved and joyful desertion may eventually affect your friends, but first it affects yourself.
	See, these are the kind of things are very hard to explain to people who haven't had kids.
	What I didn't understand, couldn't have at the time, was that deserting yourself for another person really is a relief.
	My days began to unfold according to her schedule.
	That weird rhythm of newborns and the worries I entertained were better than the ones that came before.
	More concrete, more vital, less tethered to the claustrophobic confines of my own skull.
	For this member of a generation famously beset by anxiety, it was a welcome liberation.
	Being young, or young enough still to not know yourself entirely, and then feeling the foundation of your nascent selfhood shift beneath you, perhaps that's exactly the sort of momentous change that makes the whole enterprise so daunting.
	Yet there, I've given up the game, with the exception of perhaps a few immutable characteristics.
	You are not something.
	You discover one day through trial and error and interior spelunking, you are something that is constantly in the process of becoming, the invention of endless revolutions.
	You never know who you are because who you are is always changing.
	So that's another thing she said in the essay was, it's not like I had the kid and bong, that was my life over.
	I'm still a journalist.
	I still work and I'm still evolving as a person.
	It's not the end to have kids.
	God forbid you should try to improve a stranger's life.
	Isn't that the funny thing about our side?
	Like you listen to Jordan Peterson or even Owen Benjamin, Faith Goldie.
	All these people, they're not saying like, I'm better than you.
	They're saying, here's something that I think will help you.
	And then you look at Obama and Michelle and they're all just talking with themselves the whole fucking time.
	They don't want to improve society.
	They want to improve themselves.
	They're selfish.
	And so part of being selfish is being disgusted with motherhood and any kind of, any kind of like assessment of your life.
	So yes, she's saying you should probably have a kid.
	It's important.
	That's almost like some sort of, I don't know what to call it, some sort of monitoring, some sort of a test, some sort of a grade.
	It's a report card.
	And she's saying, look, I did this and I got A's.
	You might want to try it.
	And any kind of test of someone talking about life, it fucking pisses them off because they don't like standards and they don't like thinking that they're possibly doing the wrong thing.
	If you are growing old without kids, you are doing the wrong thing.
	If you are over 30, you had better have a ring on it, no matter what your age.
	I mean, sorry, gender.
	And you should start making fucking babies.
	Trust me.
	It's not a selfish act.
	It's a selfless act.
	And it's like becoming another person.
	It's like dying and going to another dimension.
	You do keep evolving, but you look back at your pre-married, pre-kids life, and you're like, what was that at?
	Well, what was it for me?
	I got married at like 35.
	So 20 years of partying.
	That's a pretty long party, dude.
	That's a lot of drugs.
	That's a lot of booze.
	That's a lot of fucking and dancing.
	And I think you get the idea after a while.
	I would argue three years of partying.
	I don't know.
	You see that footage that was going on of those Uber Christian girls?
	And their sister was quizzing them things like, what's WAP?
	And they had the little bonnets on.
	They're barefoot in the kitchen.
	And they were like 20.
	And you could tell they'd already had three kids.
	And they're like, WAP, with all people?
	And you're just like, wow, they're so untouched.
	No.
	What the hell?
	I want to see that.
	Yeah.
	Maybe they were Amish?
	My sisters, quizzing my sisters about pop culture.
	Sounds Amish.
	Maybe even more many.
	What's that now?
	Having children in California becoming a white privileged.
	For fuck's sakes, man.
	Anyway.
	What's that in the top left?
	Asking Mennonite Sisters.
	Oh.
	How did you miss that?
	You absolutely.
	Because I literally pictured them wearing white bonnets and stuff.
	But you couldn't see that woman's face.
	Yeah, I know.
	Look how cute.
	Joy.
	What does walk stand for?
	Who is that man?
	Who is Charlie the Melium?
	Okay, no boy actor.
	Okay, good job.
	They're literally angels.
	They're such angelic creatures.
	And then you compare it to like the horror-only fans.
	Yeah.
	They kept saying, oh, they kept saying that.
	Yeah, I already told you that, the Satan thing.
	All right, let's do racism.
	Hell yeah.
	Let's talk about racism that was racist, guys.
	Maddie Iglesias used to edit Vox, but he started to get red-pilled.
	And now it's bad for him because he has his head screwed on normally and he's looking at the world around him because he's still on the left and he's like, I don't really get what the fuck everyone's talking about.
	The idea that a quote-unquote sense of urgency and quote objectivity are white supremacists is not something that I see a lot of people on here defend.
	But it's also become a surprisingly mainstream in American K through 12 circles.
	Click on that.
	So these are all the things that are white supremacy culture.
	If you're scared of open conflict, individualism, progress is bigger, more.
	I don't even know what half of this shit means.
	Like, cars, bigger cars?
	Objectivity is white supremacy.
	The right to comfort, psychological comfort, that means.
	Like, who is the absolute amateur that just barfed this out?
	This is like that dude's anger management classes, our friend who got a domestic and he had to take anger management.
	And he would show me his worksheets.
	It was part of his probation.
	And it would be shit like this.
	Perfectionism.
	See, all of these things are good.
	So if you're into good things, then it's white supremacy culture.
	Okay, so how many are there there?
	There's 14?
	Yeah.
	All right, let's see how many are good.
	Go close again.
	Perfectionism is good.
	Sense of urgency is good.
	Defensiveness?
	Being defensive?
	It has its ups and downs.
	I'll leave that out.
	Quantity over quality?
	I mean, it depends.
	I'll leave that out.
	Worship of the written word.
	What do you mean worship?
	I think they just mean caring about spelling and grammar.
	That's a good thing.
	Only one right way.
	This is so ambiguous, but I'm going to make that a good thing.
	Paternalism.
	Wait, what is paternalism?
	When those already in power think they're the only ones who can or should make decisions, those with power often don't think it's important or are necessary to understand the viewpoint.
	That's how they interpret that?
	That's not what paternalism is.
	I think paternalism is not that.
	It comes from the Latin pater, which is father, and it's patriarchy.
	But all right, I'll leave that out.
	Pater Frenelius.
	Maybe they need patronizing?
	Either or thinking.
	Oh, fuck.
	Either it's the same thing.
	I'm going to say that's good.
	You're either male or female.
	Power hoarding.
	That's bad, I guess.
	Fear of open conflict.
	Well, you kind of should be scared of open conflict, but whatever.
	Individualism is good.
	Progress is bigger, more.
	It usually is.
	Objectivity is objectively a good thing.
	And then the right to comfort is a great thing.
	So that's 9 out of 14.
	What's that?
	Like 70%?
	70% of white supremacy is good, according to the radical left.
	They're fucking up here.
	They're taking all of these positive stereotypes about white people and trying to make them negative.
	This is the whole theme of this whole show, where up is down and down is up.
	And if you think it's okay to have babies, you're a cunt.
	You know what this reminds me of?
	When me and my friends used to make concoctions, like let's put blueberries, peanut butter, chocolate, a marshmallow.
	The more bullshit you put, you can accidentally stumble across something kind of like a cool snack.
	But when you keep throwing in shit, now it's a concoction, and nothing works with each other.
	And like they keep adding to the doctrine of leftism, and nothing works with each other.
	It all points itself out for being baloney.
	Okay, I wasn't listening.
	Were you talking that entire time?
	That was white supremacy that you just did to me.
	And by the way, speaking of Maddie Iglesias, this guy was hired at Vox because he's Hispanic and that checks off the diversity box.
	He's a Spanish-Cuban aristocrat who had nannies wiping his ass his whole life.
	His dad's a screenwriter.
	He comes from a family of rich artists.
	How is he not white?
	Why does he check off any box at all?
	He's much richer and whiter than me.
	I mean, as far as his background goes.
	Here was a funny screenshot, I thought.
	So St. Louis thinks it's going to solve racism by defunding the police.
	St. Louis is one of the worst cities.
	I think it's the worst city in America.
	The crime is rampant.
	I told you, my uncle-in-law, whatever he is, my wife's uncle, he was a surgeon and he got out of medical school and he said, I want to be dealing with the most bleak, horrible operations you got.
	Like a baby got his eyelids shot off.
	And they go, okay, that will be St. Louis, the ER in St. Louis.
	And there he went.
	And he was just sewing up people and removing bullets and sewing fingers back on.
	And his house went way down in value from the time he bought it to when he sold it.
	Many people just had to walk away from their real estate in St. Louis as the crime soared.
	Today's decision to defund the St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department is historic.
	It marks a new future for our city.
	That's true.
	Man shot, two shot, man shot, man killed.
	I'm sorry to laugh.
	20 shot, three killed since Friday night.
	Jesus.
	And it's all blacks.
	So the rich white people pushing for this don't suffer.
	I think we might be getting to a point where the liberal view of the world is harder on blacks than the racist view of the world.
	Like, were this many people hurt during Jim Crow?
	During the racist South, were there 20 blacks shot and three killed since Friday night?
	Remember, Clivin Bundy got canceled for saying that?
	He was the bell of the ball.
	Everyone loved Clivin Bundy.
	He was on Hannity.
	This was the rancher who was getting shot down by Obama for endangering a rare tortoise, and he was going to lose his ranch to the government.
	So everyone literally picked up arms and went down there to defend him.
	And everything was going great.
	And then he saw this black family on a porch as he was walking with a journalist.
	And he'd been doing, he's not a sophisticated guy.
	He's a rancher.
	He doesn't know, he's not media savvy.
	He's walking with this journalist, and he sees this woman on a porch.
	She's got like six kids.
	They're all doomed for welfare and jail.
	Her baby daddy's in jail and she looks miserable.
	And he said, I sometimes wonder if they weren't better off during slavery.
	Now, you're never, nothing's worse than being a slave.
	Your autonomy or your bodily autonomy is the most important thing in a person.
	Freedom is the most important thing.
	So the answer to your question, Clivin, is no, they were not better off during slavery.
	But you're allowed to wonder things.
	Like Larry Summers fired from Harvard for saying, I sometimes wonder if we see less women in STEM because they have less of a predilection for STEM.
	He wondered that.
	You're not allowed to wonder anymore.
	No thinking.
	No hypothetical scenarios.
	Remember Roosh V?
	He said, I sometimes wonder if it was legal, no, if you couldn't prosecute for rape after you invited him into your bedroom, would women be a lot more careful about who they invite into their bedroom?
	It was a hypothetical, a little brain teaser, canceled, physically attacked, and he's permanently known as the guy who wanted to repeal rape laws.
	Yeah, that's what Rouge V wanted to do.
	All right, let's jump over to COVID now.
	COVID.
	God, my font is the smallest I've ever seen.
	I have to sort of like zone out and get into a Zen place in order to read it.
	It's a size five, I would say.
	Aunt Polalski?
	Oh yeah, this was a good picture.
	Oh, no, no.
	Archer Polowski.
	So everyone knows what's been going on with that Polish preacher in Canada where they shut down his church, they put a fence around it, and he said, get out!
	Fascist, out!
	Out!
	Nazi!
	Out!
	He's so Polish, he became Japanese.
	The police were humiliated by that.
	So were the local politicians.
	So they've declared revenge on him.
	And now they want to make an example of him.
	So they bust him on the highway and pull him over, arrest him, drag him into the paddy wagon, send him to jail.
	The courts say he needs to be released.
	The guys at the prison say, no, we're not releasing him.
	So we don't know what the no order was coming from.
	Was it from the mayor?
	Anyway, Keene Bext, who is with Rebel Media, with our buddy Ezra Levant, has been all over this.
	And he was waiting outside for Arter when he finally did get out.
	Well, they kept us 53 hours.
	No pillows.
	Horrible, horrible way to treat humans.
	When I had a dog, I treated a dog a lot better than that.
	How did they treat you inside?
	First 24 hours on a slab.
	Light, no sleep whatsoever.
	And you could tell they have an agenda, they knew who we were.
	And they really wanted to make sure that we know that we are not welcomed and that they don't like us.
	What was going through your head when they were arresting you?
	And lots of people, you might not have seen this.
	Stop going through your bag, please.
	It was a dangerous arrest on the side of the highway.
	What was going through your head when that happened?
	Well, for over a year I have been telling people about the overreach, about abuse of power, about harassment, intimidation, medical tyranny, because that's what we are witnessing right now.
	It's a hybrid between fascism and communism.
	It's something totally new.
	Medical tyranny that uses the armed forces of the government and the political power.
	Medical tyranny.
	I like that one.
	That's a good one.
	That might be the name of the show.
	Yeah, pretty amazing shit over there.
	A mix between communism and fascism.
	But look at Britain at 2.6.
	Things could be worse.
	We could be in Britain.
	Pensioner83, who's jailed for playing classical FM too loud in his home, dies in prison.
	And then, of course, the pedophile who preyed on a girl 13 is spared jail after backlogs delayed his case.
	This is kind of ancient news, but I want to get it in there.
	These celebrities, 27, pushing this weird identifier thing that some billionaire put together.
	Do you know about this?
	Everything may look the same, but the well health safety seal means that your health and safety are top of mind when it comes to cleaning and sanitizing procedures.
	Air and water quality management.
	Emergency preparedness programs.
	And health services.
	Now we're not still in commercial break.
	We're back on the show.
	Some are raising questions about a company being promoted by A-list celebrities like Robert De Niro, Jennifer Lopez, and Lady Gaga, which is charging small businesses thousands of dollars to earn what's called a well health safety seal.
	You've seen the generic and creepy commercials running pretty much everywhere.
	We've all seen them.
	Can't turn them off.
	Apparently, the seal lets customers know whether or not it's safe to enter the building.
	Is this legit or a celebrity vax scam?
	Is it about COVID?
	Remember the Jews.
	Jew-owned do not shop here?
	Wait, what did you just do?
	Try to pause it.
	The workplace.
	Ved, his name is Paul.
	Here with the answer is KTTH radio host Jason Rance is here now with an exclusive Fox News primetime investigation.
	Jason, we gave you a call last week and said we see this commercial everywhere.
	What is it?
	Well, the implication, of course, is being if you don't see this seal, that it's not safe to enter this building.
	But as businesses are hurting from COVID, the question is, is this the best message to send?
	And then, of course, does the seal actually really, truly mean safety?
	And I did the research, and it turns out not so much in my opinion.
	It sounds really, really scammy.
	So the Well Health Safety Seal is the brainchild of Wall Street Vet.
	His name is Paul Schiala.
	Now, to get this seal, a business will pay between $2,000 and $12,600, depending on the size of the business.
	Now, it has to meet 15 of 22 safety criteria that it's established by the parent organization.
	It's called the International Well Building Institute.
	That's the one that doles out this seal.
	Now, the criteria is a mix of progressive workplace demands and safety protocols that businesses are pretty much already doing.
	Now, here are some examples.
	Paid time off, subsidized health care, which includes sexual and reproductive health services, and citing climate change and the psychological distress that it could cause, subsidized mental health care.
	Now, you might not like this, right?
	You might love this.
	That's not related to COVID safety at all.
	No.
	And yet, that's on this list.
	So that's kind of suspicious.
	But now let's go over some of the health and safety criteria, which includes procedures either already being adopted by pretty much every business out there or already mandated by most governments, like hand washing stations with soap and paper towels.
	Yeah, displaying the letter grading system issued by local health departments, like if you're a restaurant, or banning indoor and outdoor smoking.
	So these are things that are being done, cleaning surfaces more frequently.
	Good luck finding a business that right now isn't already doing that.
	What I love about this is the well health safety people, they don't send anyone over to confirm whether or not any of these businesses are actually doing it.
	According to their website, the business is actually self-reporting this, uploading the documentation.
	So all you're doing is basically saying, yeah, we're doing this.
	You should trust us.
	And okay.
	On top of that, if you read the fine print, there's no guarantee that the business will be free from pathogens, which feels like you're defeating the purpose of getting it.
	You know what you should do?
	Just forge it.
	Print out their logo on acetate and stick it to your window.
	Yep.
	They're never going to come by.
	I'm for forge.
	They don't have anyone.
	They don't have the staff to check on anything.
	Look at this pic of Joe Rogan and Bill Gates.
	It's a perfect example of the bullshit medical tyranny we're living under right now.
	Joe Rogan, who's not a doctor, gives terrible vaccine advice to the 11th Hour MSNBC, who are also not doctors.
	And then, of course, Bill Gates on how quickly we could see a coronavirus vaccine.
	MSNBC.
	All right.
	This is a long app.
	Let's jump over to my pet Biden.
	Biden.
	On him I can depend.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	A monster of the president.
	He's big and food.
	Sleepy.
	But a friendly monster too.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	Wait, what?
	That doesn't rhyme.
	So I already told you about Biden saying we're not going to give you any more unemployment unless if you get offered a job, unless, of course, you're scared of COVID, which all you have to do is say you're scared of COVID and we're good.
	And then I already told you about the New York Times in denial.
	Jacob Wall had in his last episode had an interesting take on America.
	And the tax hikes have turned us into a socialist country where you reach a ceiling where you could technically still be upper middle class, but no one's going to be rich anymore.
	You can't get rich in America.
	The American dream is dead.
	So once you start making like mucho de Niro, you get into this 60% tax bracket when you factor everything in.
	So it's not worth making that much money.
	There's a disincentive right there.
	You get up to that level and you get taxed back down here.
	So why go up to that level?
	So the problem with this 60%, that looks like an old-timey photo, doesn't it?
	This was my grandfather when he was my age.
	But yeah, you get to this 60% tax level and it's impossible to make a profit.
	So we're turning into fucking Northern Europe, which, by the way, is not wealthy.
	It was wealthy.
	It's in a state of decline.
	Matt Goetz was killing it on the deep state.
	I really hope he survives this scandal with his 17-year-old.
	For anyone who thinks that the deep state doesn't exist, if you have any of those friends that say, oh, if you think the deep state exists, you're a conspiracy theorist.
	Just look at what we've seen.
	An FBI lawyer changed evidence before a secret court to have the opportunity to surveil someone that they thought was close to President Trump so that they could exact their politics through the FBI.
	Former FBI disgraced director Jim Comey admitted under Congress that he leaked information for the purpose of getting a political investigation going.
	The former director of national intelligence, James Clapper, came before Congress and said, there is not mass collection of American data for surveillance.
	Turns out, there was mass collection of American data for surveillance.
	Look at what they did in General Michael Flynn, a patriot for our country.
	Michael Flynn was going to reorganize the intelligence community and say that we had to stop just focusing on Russia and we needed to rise to the challenge to confront China, and they prosecuted him for it.
	The deep state is real.
	It is in places you wouldn't even think.
	The deep state is even post office.
	The initials is evil.
	That's it.
	That was great.
	His face is kind of weird, though, isn't it?
	He's got a little bit of a teethy thing to it.
	He kind of looks like a bad guy in a Pink Floyd video.
	Oh, wow.
	And he does have that face.
	Remember that British show where they did the puppets that were caricatures?
	Likeness?
	It was a pun.
	I remember he, you know, he looks like Lazy Town.
	They had the queen and stuff.
	We don't want to see your stupid little kid stuff.
	Spitting image.
	Spitting image.
	He has a spitting image puppet face.
	And people are just shallow enough not to vote for a guy because they don't want to look at his face.
	Yeah.
	That is not flattering at all.
	I think one of the reasons Hillary was not elected is because people hate her fucking voice and her laugh.
	And they just went, I don't want to listen to this for four years.
	Which brings us back to Biden.
	Why didn't you vote for any other candidate?
	Bernie Sanders.
	He's just as socialist.
	I think Biden is just as socialist as Bernie Sanders.
	He's annoying too, though.
	What the top 1%?
	The show rules.
	Speaking of...
	What, you've never seen it before?
	No.
	We're not seeing anything and the screen's frozen.
	It can be rather nasty.
	Puppets.
	That is the very most moranic thing I've ever heard.
	My puppet is going to be the best puppet, and I love it.
	Spitting image.
	A show that takes on the global elite.
	Russia, we're a sneaker.
	Kenya, sneaker.
	A show with sharp insights about technology.
	But I got all your money.
	A show that dares to take cheap shots.
	If you like my vagina candle, you'll love my anus oil.
	That doesn't look like queer culture.
	No.
	A show that makes fun of celebrities, but is also endorsed by celebrities.
	Yeah, so this woman, a rep, a New York Republican rep who was pretty moderate, she was upset with Cuomo.
	The nursing homes thing pissed her off.
	And she also likes Trump.
	And so all her friends have turned on her.
	Not only has she sold her soul to the devil, but some like Amy Siskind, the world's biggest cunt, saying she didn't even have a soul to begin with.
	Cortez is coming down on her.
	And this is all she said.
	Like, issue the subpoenas, launch a DOJ and independent investigation immediately.
	This is a criminal cover-up.
	And that has all these bitches, all her female friends who are like, I'm here for you.
	You're number one.
	You're always, you may be Republican, but you're always a safe bet in my books.
	And then she goes, fuck Cuomo, and I don't hate Trump.
	And now they're fucking massacring her because, look at that.
	We may not agree in everything, but I will never stop being in awe of my little sister and middle school student council running mate, Elise Stefanik.
	Nothing but class.
	And then let's say it all together now.
	She was complicit in an attempt to overthrow the United States government.
	So if you don't hate Trump, then you were pro-Jan 6.
	And if January 6 was an attempt to overthrow the government where they were going to hang Mike Pence and eat fucking Nancy Pelosi and all this shit, Jim Norton said it best, if you're not 100% with them, you're 100% against them.
	And the way they turn on their former friends who stray from the path, they're like a cult.
	You know, if you leave Scientology, they fucking come by your house.
	All right, last thing with my pet Biden.
	Oh, no, two more things.
	One, does he know what, does my silly little pet even know what he's talking about?
	Does he know what he means?
	This, again, goes back to my, I don't get Biden.
	What the fuck is he saying here?
	Look, he said that in our last administration, Barack, he was going to stop everything.
	And I was able to get a lot done with him.
	Again, look, everything I'm proposing that be done to generate economic growth,
	employment, and put us in a position where we can out-compete in a spoken relationship with him in the past.
	I zoned out.
	That's stuttering, is it?
	Was that stuttering?
	Or was that a senile old man?
	I feel like we're in an old folks' home, and he's got a cardigan on, and he's saying that, and I'm looking over at my sister.
	I don't have a sister.
	And we're both in our late 50s, and we both just sort of go.
	And maybe she puts her hand on his hand and holds him.
	And she goes, I know, Dad.
	I know.
	Barack said he's going to stop it.
	And I got a lot done.
	Everything I'm doing.
	out, compete.
	He just drops one of these on the floor.
	Can you pick that up, Grandpa?
	Out, compete.
	Our biggest competition right now is China.
	You are constantly kissing their ass, and anyone who dares stray from the path of worshiping China, like Mike Flynn, ends up in prison.
	Look at this 3-4.
	It's at 04-6.
	He says, China's going to eat our lunch.
	No, he's denying that they're going to eat our lunch.
	This is 04-6.
	China is going to eat our lunch.
	Come on, man.
	Go a little bit more back.
	Everyone, I don't know a single solitary one who would not change places with the problems the president of the United States has versus the problems they have.
	China is going to eat our lunch.
	Come on, man.
	They can't even figure it out.
	And then with what?
	Chopsticks?
	Right now, he said China's eating our lunch.
	This is 35134.
	This was sent in by a viewer, by the way.
	Just pay your fair share.
	Just pay.
	Not a joke.
	Not a joke.
	The Chinese are eating our lunch.
	I'm talking about paying for wonko.
	I realize I'm getting too wonky, Share.
	Give me too much detail.
	Too wonky.
	I'm sharing too much detail.
	And then here's Trump saying, China ate your lunch, Joe.
	They said it would take a miracle to bring back manufacturing.
	It's ever had land.
	It's not.
	From Germany, from Japan, went to Michigan, went to Ohio.
	They're not having land.
	And they didn't come back with you.
	Mr. Vice President, come on.
	And so you take a look at what he's actually done.
	He's done very little.
	His trade deals are the same way.
	He talks about these great trade deals.
	You know, he talks about the art of the deal.
	China's perfected the art of the steel.
	We have a higher deficit with China now than we did before.
	We have the highest trade deficit in the world.
	China makes a good lunch.
	100%.
	China ate your lunch, Joe.
	And no wonder you...
	How did Trump not win the election?
	Because it was rigged.
	Because it was rigged.
	Entirely rigged.
	100%.
	Anyone who watches those debates knows that Trump won.
	A landslide for Joe Biden?
	I don't think Joe Biden likes Joe Biden.
	Dude, he does not want to do it.
	I don't think Joe Biden voted for Joe Biden.
	There's audits happening right now still.
	I think.
	Yeah, there are.
	That story's not dead.
	It's buried in the state of the world.
	But this is Joe Biden coming home.
	He's finally done the meetings.
	And it's brutal being president.
	You're sleeping four or five hours a night.
	It's rough.
	You've probably done at 11 p.m.
	And you're not hearing little things like, we've got to repaint the Oval Office.
	It's like there's been a civil war breaking out in Israel.
	There's rockets coming over from Palestine.
	We need to issue a statement and show that we support Israel.
	And then he goes, okay.
	And then he just closes the door and he just goes.
	And then he goes over to the mirror and he looks at himself in the mirror.
	And he just goes, hey, you're me.
	I thought you were Pills.
	You're not going to dig that up.
	Oh, I was looking at...
	What's the name of the guy from I'm Not There or whatever like that?
	No, moron useless leadership.
	Kyle Dunigan, but why didn't you pull that up?
	Because we've shown it plenty, but.
	No, he doesn't do that.
	This Kyle Dunigan thing is much more adventurous.
	He looks in the mirror and he just goes, what am I doing?
	Where am I?
	This can't go on for four years.
	I don't see it going on for another four days.
	I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
	Have you ever been in over your head?
	Like, I remember when I was in college, I worked at the school newspaper and I did a very, very tiny dabbling in desktop publishing.
	This is before Quark Express, before Premiere or InDesign.
	And it was, I think it was Corel Draw or something back then.
	And I accepted a job to make a poster for this journalist convention.
	And he had all their names and then he had a magnifying glass on their names where some of the more important names were sort of bigger through the magnifying glass.
	It was a good idea for a poster.
	I didn't know what the fuck I was doing.
	And the computers back then, they couldn't handle big images and I barely knew how to scan.
	And I was sweating.
	And the guy who hired me was pissed.
	I know what it feels like.
	You get it a lot in your first few jobs where they go, okay, there's the propane.
	When people come up with the propane tanks and you're like, got it, no problem.
	And then you're trying to screw it on.
	It's shooting out.
	You can't make a good seal.
	And you're like, I'm going to fucking burn my hands off.
	I don't know what I'm doing here.
	Who are you?
	I'm you, man.
	Come on.
	It's me, Joey B. How'd you get in here?
	This is security.
	I've tuned it a million times.
	That's who he is.
	I can't believe we watched this before this all happened.
	Well, the difference is being there is Peter Sellers was having a gay old time.
	Right, right.
	But I honestly believe that Joe Biden feels like, remember when you didn't study for a test in school and you get the questions and you're like, I'm pretty good at history.
	I think I'll do okay here.
	And you read and it's like, the terrier commitment of Austro-Hungary in 1912 outlined which trade deals with the Ottoman Empire.
	And you're like, whoa, I am fucked.
	That's a bunch of shit I don't know.
	This is an F. You're just looking at it.
	I don't even almost know any of this.
	What's an Ottoman Empire?
	Correct.
	Did they spell Otto Man wrong?
	Yeah.
	Where the fuck is Hungary?
	The whole thing's about Austria?
	Who the fuck is Franz Ferdinand?
	You mean the band?
	What's a WW1?
	Is that a tax form?
	I'm failing this class.
	That's what Biden is going through right now.
	Me knowing English doesn't make this paper make any more sense.
	This could be in a different language.
	This is Greek.
	It's all Greek to him.
	It's all Chinese.
	All right, let's hit the mail B. Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbox.
	Got some exciting news.
	I just got a pilot submission from Gavin Wax.
	Ooh.
	Isabel Riley.
	I have to, I sent in a request.
	Shouldn't watch that live in case it sucked.
	I think Milo may be no more with censored.tv.
	Oh, right.
	There's no hard feelings, no badness.
	Just a very expensive show.
	And I think I don't know.
	We kept asking him to do this and do that.
	And I think he just went, you know what?
	This isn't worth it for me.
	And we were like, okay.
	Hope there's no bad blood.
	I'd love to have you back as a guest on some other shows.
	Very, very expensive show, that was.
	And I'm looking forward to, we could probably buy like five shows for the price of Friday Nights All Right.
	But I loved Friday Nights All Right.
	Yeah.
	Great show.
	I really thought that Owen Benjamin intervention was a great episode.
	That was great.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I think Owen Benjamin was really pissed about that.
	He didn't take it too well, but I saw his follow-up stream.
	He was lightly ribbing Milo.
	He was like, dude, I got assaulted by a homo.
	I'm just kidding.
	No, he's really smart, but like, I don't believe the Trinity.
	He was making jokes, but he was fine.
	Okay.
	He actually said he respected Milo a lot, and he's very funny.
	Milo's a smart guy.
	Sup, Gavmeister and Scheitemaster.
	Jimmy here.
	I remember you discussing Lily Allen in that sailor suit once.
	You described her as something like the epitome of smoke show.
	I agree, but I think I can do better.
	Okay, first of all, no one is better.
	There's no more attractive photograph than Lily Allen in a blue sailor suit.
	Dude, you've sent this before.
	Oh, that's pretty good.
	Yeah, I think I still win.
	That's fantastic.
	Believe me, no one's kicking her out of bed for eating crackers.
	And zoom out, Ryan.
	You want to get her shoes.
	Look at her, like the way her feet are.
	And the other difference between mine and yours is your girl has no meat on her bones.
	This is Lily.
	She's been drinking quite a bit and she's getting some Guinness pudge.
	Oh my God.
	That should be sent to all gay bars to cure them.
	You want gay conversion therapy?
	It's right there.
	That's the most attractive a woman could possibly be.
	I think if I was a judge and she was raped, I'd be like, Lily, I mean, come on.
	We're only human.
	Don't ruin it with other shitty ones.
	I mean, it looks like she holds up.
	And he's like, is she a nine, that previous girl?
	Yeah, maybe, yeah.
	Ching, chong, ching, ching, chong, ching, ching, chang.
	Okay.
	It's Galway, you fucking Mongo, not Galloway.
	Okay, sorry about that.
	What up, guys?
	Check out this dude I discovered on YouTube today.
	If you thought Ryan's music videos cringe, just wait until you hear Brabo Gator.
	Okay.
	Take it from the top.
	Take it down from the top.
	I can't give you my love if I can't take your word.
	Just jump in the middle.
	I love it already.
	So Polish.
	So Albanian.
	Albanian.
	Yes.
	What is Jesus?
	It's Albanian country.
	Thanks.
	That was funny.
	It's kind of Marilyn Manson-esque.
	Vinny, I have three quick items as I know you're a busy guy.
	What do you think of the Hollywood conservative Amanda Head?
	First of all, why do you get three things?
	I like her.
	She seems cool.
	Two, I know you like DIY stuff.
	You might enjoy Matt Jordan.
	He has an amazing YouTube page and it's a good palette cleanser after a day of whack-a-loons.
	And now he shows Matt Jordan and his various wood projects.
	Yeah, that does look cool.
	Although, I don't have to have a bunch of fancy tools to make any of the shitties showing there.
	So it's kind of prohibitive.
	And finally, do you remember the mid-80s TV shows would swap out actors mid-series and then continue on without a hitch?
	I just found a replacement for Ryan.
	His name is Justin Wang, a half-Asian fellow from Queens who is great at editing and competent.
	Oh, that's good.
	So someone could replace Ryan.
	He seems to be a big gamer.
	That's his claim to fame.
	He looks exquisite, right?
	Nice and...
	All right, well, that was a waste of time.
	I've seen this guy.
	Hey, Gavin, Lord of the Fag Zone.
	Gavin mentioned on his show today that he expects a lot more attacks on the Hasidic community in New York.
	I thought I would supply you with another Sopranos video drop for any Hasidic mention on your show.
	Thank you.
	While Ryan pulls that up, I'll move forward.
	The Jew with the black clothes and the curls and everything.
	They're called Hasidim.
	Hasidim, but I don't believe him.
	Paulie Walnuts was the best.
	Yes, he's pretty good.
	I heard he wasn't acting.
	Oh, really?
	That's just who he is.
	Yeah, a little bit.
	What do you mean, a little bit?
	Because he was Paulie Walnuts?
	Well, he was a tough guy.
	He was a real wise guy back in the day.
	And he wasn't an actor, really, for a large part of his life.
	He's a real wise guy.
	You should do a censor.tv presents green screen going over the 10, 15 reasons why you're gay for men without the sex, whether it be subjective reasons, for example, being Funnier than women or objective reasons, like inventing various things.
	Yeah, that's a pretty good idea.
	I'll take it.
	I'll take it.
	That's a pretty good idea.
	Hey, drunk Gav and the gay fag.
	Yesterday you talked about a woman who adopted a 19-year-old.
	I almost always agree with your takes, but I think you're way off on this one.
	She's actually helping stop crime and saving the taxpayers tons of money, about $300,000.
	Over 23,000 kids per year age out of foster care in America when they turn 18, and aged-out foster kids end up contributing to almost all of America's problems at some point.
	A few examples.
	The average age-out youth ends up costing the taxpayer $300,000 to take care of the later.
	To take care of the latter, I guess?
	In some states, up to 75% of inmates were aged-out kids.
	Over 27% become instantly homeless.
	Okay, but dude, what I'm saying is this is a problem with society where people who are 19 still need care.
	I moved out at 18.
	Everyone shouldn't be on their own at 18.
	You shouldn't need to be adopted.
	Now, if this woman was going to cause even more shit if she wasn't adopted, that's fucking pathetic, too.
	You know what I mean?
	That's part of the same stupid problem.
	You know how absurd she looked in that photograph when she was hugging her foster mom at the age of 19?
	Hey, boys, oddly enough, Bruce Jenner's voice didn't change post-sex change.
	If you look up more recent interviews with him prior to the sex change, his voice is the same.
	I believe it could be due to all the plastic surgery he's gotten.
	Okay, but it definitely was normal in the old days.
	Dear G-Dog and Rypup, watch the vaxed woman in the background as she drops dead.
	I believe this is at a place where people are getting their vaccinations and they have to wait 15 to 30 minutes after their injection to see if they have side effects.
	The Latino lady is very wide, so you can't see the woman until the point where she just drops.
	I like you more than a friend.
	P.S., please get that mailing info for Joey Biggs in a graphic at the end of the show.
	It is there.
	It is there.
	His case is so nuts.
	I was talking to his lawyer yesterday.
	Wait, let's hear what she's saying.
	But that makes people real nervous.
	What's the matter with her?
	That woman who just got the exact same chemical injected into her that I have?
	Or the chemical I'm waiting for?
	JK was waiting for?
	They're arguing they have to keep him in prison.
	This trial is barely even almost sort of maybe almost one iota of begun.
	And they have to keep him there because he's a flight risk, because he's dangerous.
	And then the proof of that is all these Telegram chats.
	And I read the Telegram chats and it's like, what time are we meeting there?
	Like, they're totally benign.
	And that's the state's smoking gun.
	That's not the defense.
	And they're all saying things like, okay, well, they kept saying we got to get a team together.
	All right.
	Wow.
	You know what just happened here?
	What?
	Michael Graves, he's officially a witness.
	I believe he's an official witness for the thing because there was that show that he was going to have and everybody was going to go to.
	Okay.
	Right.
	So check that out on his show, which is Radio Deadly.
	And then here's his contact card.
	Yeah, it's at the end of every episode.
	And I got that file that you requested that finally downloaded.
	Would you like to see that?
	Let's have a brief look at the beginning.
	Okay.
	Here we go.
	Welcome to Name the Jew.
	Sorry, Gavin Wax.
	Okay.
	Welcome to the White Power Hour.
	Welcome to the inaugural episode of the Spiel podcast show.
	We're still working on the branding, but it's a new show on censored.tv.
	I'm one of our co-hosts, Gavin Wax, and our other co-host.
	I'm Isabella Riley.
	We're both politically active online.
	We have some disagreements, so we're going to go over some of the headlines of the week, political, cultural, or otherwise, argue about our differences.
	I'm more of a conservative national populist, and Isabella is kind of an annoying Lolberg, atheist, vegan.
	No.
	Annoying, Lil Bernie.
	I love it.
	Their cameras are great.
	I said he's a good one.
	Yeah, and their sound is pretty dope.
	Sounds good, too.
	Can they scroll forward and see if they pull up any of the articles they're talking about or they just talk about them?
	GP, good point.
	I think I just saw something there.
	Let's see.
	So they're cutting back and forth to two of her ankles.
	That's the New York Republican Club.
	Great news.
	That's exciting.
	Nice.
	Dr. Fauci's first pitch versus Sister Mary's first pitch.
	This sums it up perfectly.
	Dr. Fauci, when you're ready, it's your turn.
	You can already tell this is going to be terrible.
	Will it even make it to the plate?
	Oh my God.
	He's your fan.
	What?
	Damn.
	Oh, shh.
	Wait, that was a strike.
	Right in the strike zone?
	Did that hit home plate or was that just perfectly in the strike zone?
	Yeah, I suck.
	Okay.
	Look what she does here.
	Boom.
	I'm very familiar with the physics of a baseball.
	Thank you.
	I think that was a strike.
	I don't think it hit the plate.
	Oh, I see.
	Wow.
	Nice.
	Nice, Sister Mary.
	Dear Gav Guy and Bergermeister von Buttfuckberg.
	Wow, Jesus Christ.
	By the way, you guys, I've been to the fag zone recently.
	It makes an episode of Hoarders look like an episode of Martha Stewart.
	It's this much clothes.
	There's flies.
	He has flies buzzing around.
	And there's probably three feet of clothes, just wall to wall.
	In the bathroom, there are fruit flies when I, yeah.
	In the bathroom.
	That's his defense.
	No, no, not the bathroom.
	Not the bathroom.
	Because, you know, we've been getting a lot more fruit, and we want to keep it out, and then so we have to throw it out.
	I'm smelling something.
	I think you stink.
	I think you've brought the fag zone to the studio.
	You smell like garbage.
	I don't.
	Oh, God.
	Smell amazing.
	I want to thank Gavin for recommending to stand up for what you believe in and not be a pussy.
	I'm a college student at the University of Illinois.
	I'm in a gen ed class about the show Babylon Berlin.
	Decent show about Berlin after World War I, but pre-Hitler.
	A lot of weird German shit in it, though.
	And my professor had us read an op-ed comparing a coup in the show to January 6th.
	You mean the great January 6th meandering that happened?
	The meandering of the Capitol?
	The great meandering.
	She asked for our reaction to the article, and I said, I disagree.
	I think what happened that day was wrong, but to compare it to a coup is wrong.
	I think a lot of those people were just people following the crowd, and a lot of it was just silly.
	For example, taking selfies in the Capitol building and stealing the podium are way different than trying to actually assassinate a mayor.
	Also, I'm pretty sure they were unarmed, and when they stormed the Capitol, I said it, my professor and classmates were bewildered.
	Yeah, that's a thing I've noticed about the left, too.
	Like, when I talk to them about Rodney King, and I go, Rodney King had it coming.
	He resisted arrest.
	He had just gone on a high-speed chase through a residential area.
	He could have killed kids, and he refused to put his hands up.
	Everyone with him was down on the ground with their hands on their head, and he got tased, and then he laughed after he was tased.
	And they go, I've never heard anyone defend the beating of Rodney King before.
	And I'm like, well, wait till we get started on the Central Park V. Like, they've never heard the other side.
	Howard Stern is like that, too.
	He just talks about how dumb we are and how we won't wear a mask and how you need a mask and how we're not getting vaccine and we're killing our grandparents and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Without ever hearing the other side.
	We know their side.
	Ann Coulter fucking, she's basically a boxer who spars all day.
	Every time I've been anywhere with Ann Coulter, and we've been on vacation a couple times, MSNBC is on 24 hours a day.
	She doesn't watch Fox News.
	She knows our side.
	She wants to hear what they have to say.
	And by the way, when they call the Central Park V, when they have them on, they call them the exonerated five.
	They're not the Central Park V anymore.
	Ann Coulter's got great articles about the Central Park V. I said it, and my professor and classmates were bewildered, yet I could tell by some of their faces they agreed, but were too scared to agree.
	And nothing bad happened.
	I just felt better about myself for speaking the truth.
	Just this pussy guy in my class said, obviously trying to get some feminist points, that he was deeply ashamed by our country, and he couldn't tell the difference between them and the Nazis in this show.
	Oh, he meant say them.
	So he can't tell a difference between Nazis in the 40s, or I guess the 30s in this case, and Americans today.
	Yeah, that's a tough distinction, isn't it?
	Fuck that pussy and fuck all the other cucks.
	Thanks again, King.
	I like you more than a friend.
	I am done.
	Here we go.
	I'm done.
	All right, let's get to the final video.
	And that was a great letter.
	That white supremacy thing included fear of confrontation.
	Whoever wrote that has never met working-class white people.
	Have you never met an Irishman?
	Fear of confrontation?
	Have you ever met a Southerner?
	What do you think the Civil War was?
	It had nothing to do with slavery.
	Someone told a Southerner what to do, and he lost shit.
	And 620,000 men died because someone told the South how to behave.
	I'm sure the liberal whites in academia are scared of confrontation, but that's a minority.
	Majority of white people are poor and they like a good tune-up.
	You see, she's justifiably scared of confrontation.
	Oh, my.
	She wasn't using her force field, to be fair.
	Why didn't you use your force field?
	Now I'm writhing around on the ground because it's about me.
	I'm the one who's hurt.
	Okay, this is horrible.
	This is...
	Don't worry.
	It's not like gross.
	No one dies or anything.
	But what's horrible about this is, remember yesterday we were talking about the balcony collapsing and I liked it?
	Right.
	Well, I'm as disgusted as you guys are.
	As a Christian, as a God-fearing man, I love my fellow person.
	We've been talking about Satan a lot in this episode.
	That politician was called, they said she sold her soul to Satan and a lot of this women against having kids seems satanic.
	But I just loved watching this woman get hit by a car.
	Isn't that a horrible thing?
	Show she's going to be okay?
	No, it's not gross, but I watched this about four times and I was disgusted with myself for enjoying it so much.
	Here's hoping you don't enjoy it.
	Turn the volume way up.
	Does he run over her?
	Oh, thank God.
	Hi.
	Wow.
	What a piece of dirt.
	How did that make you feel?
	Not great.
	It sounds loud and painful.
	What's rolling away there?
	I don't know.
	Is that like a thing of coke?
	Was she like drinking while she...
	Maybe a water bottle?
	Now I can't stop watching it.
	I don't know what that is.
	She's got her phone.
	She really took a tumble there.
	Yes, she did.
	And then the caterwauling right before she was hit.
	This might be some sort of disturbing latent sexism that I got to go have removed.
	Because I'll have to see it again.
	I'm embarrassed to admit.
	Is it the sound that does it for you?
	The legs?
	I don't know, man.
	You need to watch.
	You want to be honest.
	I know.
	You are being honest.
	It's a sin.
	I want to fix it.
	That's true.
	But I enjoyed watching that woman get that caterwalling cat get pummeled by a car.
	Get pummeled.
	Get caterwalled.
	And never stop repeating the footage.
	So tomorrow is a funny day because Anthony's not going to be there.
	He's going to Austin.
	He's doing Joe Rogan's show where he can talk about Proud Boys being wearing Perry Ellis's.
	Nice.
	Why is Anthony not canceled and I am?
	I guess Proud Boys.
	So I'm going to do his show by myself.
	It'll be like the old days.
	And that's going to be live from 4 to 6 instead of 5 to 6.
	So it'll just be like this show.
	4 to 6.
	We'll be in the studio.
	I might get a guest.
	Nice.
	I was thinking of that guy, Michael Rechtenwald, the NYU prof. Yeah.
	Might get him.
	I should get a chick.
	Weren't you going to do the ladies?
	Yeah, maybe I'll find some broads.
	I don't really know any broads anymore, though.
	Like a female-friendly show, remember?
	Yeah, yeah.
	That whole idea?
	I don't know any chicks anymore in New York City.
	Do I?
	We'll think.
	We'll think about it.
	Maybe I could have Gavin Wax and Isabel Riley on and talk about their new shit.
	Not bad.
	That could be a good way to introduce them.
	That's be pretty cool.
	Yeah, why don't I do that?
	That'd be cool.
	And so Rogan's going to have you Skype in from Ant Studio?
	No, no, no.
	Oh, you're going to zoom?
	Look, someone gave Rogan $100 million, and one of the things they included was ex-Gavin, and he was like, buy Felicia.
	Does anyone blame him?
	He did that to a lot of people.
	Does anyone blame him?
	Dude, if someone gave me $100 million and they go, but you have to shoot right in the head, I'd be like, with what?
	Can I get a gun here?
	With what?
	What am I magic?
	I don't have a gun on me.
	It's New York.
	There, thank you.
	Thank you, sir.
	Anywho, I'll be going to Rikers now, and my family will be getting the money.
	But yeah, that guy who wrote in that letter, you know, if you see someone, if you see something, say something, if you see someone getting slapped around, a woman, right?
	And she's not being slapped around by a gang with guns, and you think you could take him, you could intervene.
	Or even if you can't, if you don't intervene and you don't do something, it'll bother you for the rest of your life.
	It will plague you.
	And that is true to a lesser extent with confrontation, with someone saying something in a bar.
	And if they're saying it privately, that's none of your fucking business.
	If you hear someone's talking shit about you quietly, that's none of your business.
	It's none of your business what people say about you behind your back.
	But if someone is loudly saying something that's untrue or preaching to a class or telling you something that's untrue or insulting you in a way that's not justified and not ball breaking, you got to stand up for yourself.
	You got to tell the truth.
	It's so freeing to be totally honest all the time.
	And you want to be cool.
	Like my boxing friend, so how about that Canelo fight?
	And I have to go, oh, I fell asleep and pissed my pants.
	Now that's not cool, but that's me.
	And that's really happened.
	And I got it out.
	And I didn't have to sit there and go, I thought it was really good in the sixth round.
	And then the punching in the seventh round was even better than that.
	That's a no way to live.
	Now, you're at your job and you think your female boss is an affirmative action hire and she's totally incompetent.
	That's getting tough because now I'm saying get fired.
	When I say get fired at the end of this show, what I mean is don't sit there being someone you're not and let it all bubble over until you have cancer.
	That doesn't mean you go up to the boss and go, you're fat as shit and you're dying.
	That's a bit much.
	But if someone's oppressing you or this affirmative action hire cunt is lording it over your head, eventually you got to tell her that this is not working out and you can't talk to me that way.
	And if you get fired, that's not a big deal.
	So you don't go out of your way to get fired, but don't let people give you cancer.
	Don't let people infect you with their lies.
	If someone's saying something annoying again and again, like Joe at the bar, he goes, I was making fun of him because he got dumped.
	And I said, it must hurt to be dumped by someone who's clearly so perceptive.
	And then I go to the bathroom laughing and I come back and he goes, hey, Gav, did I tell you my daughter there tried to kill herself?
	She's in the bathtub.
	It doesn't say that.
	You're a liar.
	Yeah, see?
	And I was like, Joe, I know you're fucking lying.
	You're a compulsive liar.
	And I don't care if you lie to other people when you pretend you're in the Marines or you pretend you were as a nurse or any of that bullshit.
	But I have a daughter.
	And obviously, any father's worst fear is his daughter harming herself.
	So now you're treading into my territory.
	And that fucking pisses me off, you fucking asshole.
	Don't ever say shit like that to me ever again.
	Don't ever fucking lie about your fucking daughter who's not in the hospital right now, I guarantee it, to me ever again.
	Boom.
	That didn't eat away at me.
	If I had just gone like, oh, that's sorry to hear.
	No.
	Now, there's obviously bums like Gary where you don't want to waste your time explaining reality to them because they don't live on Earth.
	But if your teacher is telling you that January 6th was the same as Nazis in Germany, get an F. Tell her that's bullshit.
	You can say it's an opinion, but it is bullshit.
	And you should be allowed to say that.
	In America, we've already got taxes so high we're borderline socialist country.
	We've already got people getting arrested for saying the wrong things.
	In Britain, we've got people going to jail and dying because their radio is too loud.
	In Canada, we have pastors arrested on the highway because they dared to hold a sermon.
	Medical tyranny is everywhere.
	Communism and fascism is looming in this country, but America is still the freest in the land.
	And it's up to you how much it remains free.
	And the way you keep it free is you don't stifle yourself.
	You're truthful and honest.
	You tell people how you feel.
	You call bullshit when you see it.
	And you refuse to play their stupid games.
	Like that picture of a million people, Zeke Heiling, and then the one guy in the middle just going like this.
	That's you.
	You're brave.
	So if you're being fucked with at work and you've had enough of it, get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.

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