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April 30, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #96 - LET'S GET GAY

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	Dr. Fauci get off my lawn with Kevin McInnis.
	We'll wear our masks and we'll have to stay distant.
	We'll wash our hands and we'll be more resistant.
	Fauci.
	Yes.
	Promise us, please.
	Promise us please.
	Nice repertoire.
	Hey, I'm going to do a cover song about Dr. Fauci.
	What's my wheelhouse?
	Well, I like the Sandman song from the fucking 40s.
	That's in my wheelhouse.
	You got to be careful when you're making fun of people like that, though.
	And I was telling my daughter this.
	I go, take a step back before you call someone a retard.
	They might be retarded.
	And then it's not funny anymore.
	Like faggot.
	Sometimes someone's acting like a faggot and you call them a faggot and then you find out they're gay and you go, oh no, not that.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	Like you go, you suck each other's dicks?
	That's so gay.
	But you don't mean homosexual.
	You mean lame.
	Right.
	But so I'm not going to make fun of this guy too much, but let's have a look at him.
	He's kind of going viral.
	We'll wear our spectrum.
	And we'll have to stay distant.
	We'll wash our hands and we'll be more raised.
	Like I saw a bunch of people going, this is what it's like when there's no dads in the world.
	No, this is what it's like when women take fertility drugs and have a baby at 52.
	Dare.
	Now, not to be confused by this gay song that I think we can make fun of.
	Number 12.
	I don't think this guy's on the spectrum.
	I think he's literally gay.
	But his...
	This is both gay.
	I think this is gay in every sense of the word.
	Stop, stop, stop.
	What came first, the chicken or the fag?
	I don't understand.
	Is this like the go-to song for parodies?
	Or does this guy, did he like the other guys so much that he's doing his own?
	Or did someone say, hey, do a Fauci song that's to the tune of Mr. Sandman?
	Anyway, keep going.
	Mr. Biden.
	Show me the trick to how I might burn.
	Give me a pole.
	Well, I bet he'd like a phobe.
	I hope he's gay, don't you?
	Yeah, if he's not gay, that's scary.
	I thought it was a fun song.
	You didn't like it?
	Then he's a homophobe.
	If he's not gay, he's a hophobe.
	Gay.
	Fuck that.
	I'm making a homophobic intro to today's show.
	I hope if you're new to the show, you don't think this is what we talk about.
	We're actually gay ourselves.
	Yes.
	So we're talking like when black people use the n-word.
	This is like our vernacular in the scene, in the gay scene.
	We're old gay, though.
	Not this new scene.
	This is one of the rare times we're not making out.
	Yep.
	Notes from the ad guy.
	Please read on air.
	Okay.
	We're going to read this on air.
	Ready?
	We're giving away 10 pounds of Wagyu ground beef to callers one and two each.
	I'll be sending you and Ryan.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	He said to please read this on the air, but then he used his own first person and said you and Ryan, meaning me.
	I'll be sending Gavin and Ryan a couple of pounds this week from the Bubster.
	That's fantastic.
	So remember that we're likely to forget.
	So if you were caller one or two today, make sure you say, hey, I'm caller one or two today.
	But let's get to Tactical Walls.
	Thank you guys, the audience that is, for interacting with Tactical Walls and Tactical Tim and his team.
	Tactical Tim and the Tactical Team will customize anything you want to keep the family safe.
	Please show the customized merchandise Tim has sent, he asks.
	Well, we have this.
	But my shelf, which is, Ryan made a fun little gift thing.
	It's actually at the new studio.
	We were wondering, we got a lot done today.
	Yes.
	There's three or four sets.
	There's a green room.
	There's the bar where I'm going to interview just tradespeople and war vets and stuff that are not famous so they don't get the fancy set because they're less than celebrities.
	Then there'll be the celebrities sit-down area.
	Everything looks kind of like a space thing.
	It's all white.
	And then there'll be this room that will be much fancier with TVs behind me.
	Now, I've done that before and they tend to glare, so we'll see if that works.
	It worked at CR-TV.
	Right.
	That's true.
	But there was some space.
	Maybe you could sort of move that.
	I don't know.
	Who cares?
	We won't bore you with the details.
	But my fancy shelf that Tactical Walls made me will be there.
	And that's the thing where I move a guy and then booze comes out.
	I just gave away my secret safe, which is not good.
	Tactical Walls doesn't just do gun stuff.
	The Mod Wall system from Tactical Walls can be used to organize your sporting goods, outdoor equipment, and your tools.
	And guitars if you're Ryan Katsu Rivera Shreadmaster 5000.
	That rules.
	Right now, my listeners get 20% off all orders at tacticalwalls.com with promo code Gavin.
	Hide anything you need with TacticalWalls.com, promo code Gavin.
	Even if you need to hide your wife, hide your kids, adds our copy guy.
	And then he adds, because someone's trying to cash you outside, how about that?
	So you'll notice the references with our copy guy, even though he's about 20 years younger than me or more, are at least 20 years old.
	The team in Tactical Walls will help keep your family safe.
	TacticalWalls.com promo code Gavin.
	I'm Gavin McKinnis.
	Question mark is just randomly thrown in.
	Dude, I think you should just tell me generally what to say and stop writing this copy.
	It's getting embarrassing.
	TacticalWalls.com.
	You've just now, like this week, figured out you don't have to write www.tacticalwalls.com, promo code Gavin.
	Thank God.
	Wait, no, hold on a second.
	Now it's Gavin?
	Because look at the graphic.
	Look at Gavin 15.
	It was.
	Well, the good news is they all work.
	They do.
	Okay, good.
	Yes.
	I believe Gav works too.
	Ooh.
	So, Tactical Walls thought of that.
	Tactical Walls also made us this wonderful trophy.
	Oh, shit.
	What part was that?
	The six-pack that my dad was touching and he broke.
	The six-pack came off?
	Oh, fuck.
	Thanks, Dad.
	Oh, no.
	I miss him already.
	Actually, I did miss him, and now I don't miss him anymore.
	That quick.
	That's how quick it is.
	So, you know the way this show goes, folks.
	We take calls.
	We shoot the shit first.
	This initial part is free as an audio podcast.
	And then the rest is behind the Pizz wall.
	I'll be drinking Pepsi here because I'm trying to stay healthy.
	My night terrors last night were so late.
	It was 5 a.m.
	And I thought, that's like six hours sleep.
	I might as well just get up.
	And it's weird because usually night terrors are an hour of fear and nightmares and anxiety.
	And then you fall back asleep and you wake up feeling great.
	But when you just get up, then you sort of deal with the terrors live.
	And you go, these are gay.
	Okay, I got to stop it with the homosexuality of this.
	You go, these are stupid.
	I'm done.
	And you just figure them out.
	That's one thing I wanted to talk about with anxiety and booze and stuff.
	Anxiety is like a debt.
	There's a reason you're freaking out.
	And it's because you have problems you need to solve.
	So you can drink it away.
	You can Xanax it away.
	You can postpone it, but it'll just come back twice as bad tomorrow.
	Now, I understand sometimes you want to drink it away.
	Like when Eric Bowling's son died, I heard he drank every night with him and him and his wife who got shit-faced every night.
	Totally understand that.
	That's not something you're going to solve anytime soon.
	But I say you can do both.
	Chip away at your worries for as long as you can in the day.
	And then if it's getting like 9 o'clock, 8 o'clock, for me, it's much earlier.
	Then you can start having a drink.
	So at least you've chipped away at it.
	Like, for example, this isn't, I didn't have anxiety about this, but I fucking hate the paperwork you need for passports.
	My kids are American, Canadian, British citizens, and I have to keep all their passports current.
	So what I do is, I know it's a boring job.
	I got to get their birth certificates due to do.
	Instead of saying, today I'm handling the passport problem.
	No, I allot an hour a day or so when I have to do that.
	And then I work on it for an hour.
	And then I say, fuck this.
	This is boring and stop.
	Same with the studio.
	I just started chipping away at it instead of saying, I have to finish the studio today.
	And then another good thing about that is you start gaining momentum and then you start just finishing it on your own anyway.
	It's not such a chore.
	Just gonna send it.
	So that's my piece of advice for today's show.
	Get out of the all or nothing and get into the chip away.
	The reading thing really helped me read.
	Your reading tip of like, you don't have to reread the page if you zoned out.
	Yeah, great.
	It's great.
	It's just a record.
	Like if you put on a record, you can zone out.
	Now, I like to read books like Heather McDonald's The War on Cops, and it's a shame if you were to miss even one page of that book.
	But okay, pick it up later.
	Read it twice.
	Mill around.
	All right, so let's get back to that guy singing the Fauci song.
	Because I want to talk about COVID for a second here.
	Is it over?
	I noticed at the gym, people...
	No, finish the song.
	Oh, yeah.
	I noticed people at the gym being a lot less stringent about it.
	I had a pizza today, and the guy making the pizza stopped to tell me to put my mask on.
	So that was boring.
	But I kind of feel like the vibe is it's over.
	Here in New York, they said everything is going to be perfectly normal on July 1st.
	But that was de Blasio saying that, not Cuomo.
	Can de Blasio violate state law?
	We don't know.
	And now we're open till 12, May 31st.
	Oh, no, you can stay out late past 12 now, an outdoor seating, which I'm sure the neighbors love.
	And then by May 31st, I think, we're going to be fully...
	I'm boring myself talking about this.
	But it's more about the vibe.
	And that's a trippy thing to quantify.
	But I just feel in my tits that people are over it.
	And the Karens, they weren't really worried about COVID.
	They just liked finally having some power and being able to enforce rules.
	And I feel like they're kind of losing their power and are less likely to enforce the rules.
	Like, can you imagine someone coming up to you in New York City and saying, put your mask on?
	No.
	That's one of the good things about de Blasio wrecking the city.
	There's so many junkies everywhere shooting up heroin that you doing something as irrelevant as not wearing a mask.
	Not a thing.
	Can we see this song?
	It's beautiful.
	No, you got to jump in for two.
	Please bring me jay.
	They call you sleepy, but you're pretty woke.
	I'm so tired of quarantine.
	So do gays like him?
	Like, is he not annoying in gay land?
	Is there a gay dude going, oh my god, I'd love to make out with that guy?
	No, he seems to suck.
	Well, that's a.
	He's got like a real vacant look in his eyes.
	I think that's what he's going for.
	Right.
	Maybe that sex scene's too good.
	Too constant.
	Every shot is showing full eyeball.
	That's the shtick, Brian, you dunce.
	Who is that guy?
	I know you don't know.
	Just briefly here, we just found the people who were behind debunking the whole Wuhan myth were working for Wuhan.
	1-3.
	That's the funny thing about people just, especially lefties, if it fits the narrative, they take China's dictums as fact.
	So they went, China's handling it so well.
	They're doing a great job.
	Yeah, no, they said they are.
	Oh, China has a lot less people per capita in prison than we do.
	And we can prove it.
	No, you can't, A. And B, they kill their bad guys.
	They murdered them.
	It's a fucking shithole full of lies.
	And flies, for that matter.
	But yeah, the scientists debunking the Wuhan lab leak theory admit being collaborators and honorees of the Chinese Communist Party.
	Now, the reason I bring that up, of course, is because we're just hearing about Biden.
	And we got to start doing all new shirts.
	He just did a speech this weekend.
	And I thought, should we live stream this?
	But then I thought, like, is that good entertainment?
	I don't think it is.
	Because he'd just be sitting there doing a speech.
	So you're watching a shitty speech.
	I can't really interrupt him, right?
	Because you're going to miss out on the bloopers I'm about to show you.
	So you'd just be watching me in the corner of the screen going.
	I don't think, unless it's War of the Worlds, I don't think we're a live kind of a network.
	I'd rather just let the thing pass.
	And when I say live, I mean like live stream an event.
	Let the thing pass and then show you the funny bits.
	That seems higher quality.
	Isn't that your job as an artist to go out and do the dirty work and then come back to the busy person and go, here's the highlights?
	Yeah.
	I think that's my job.
	Anyway, here's a shirt.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	Should we do, we got to do the My Pet Biden bumper.
	Oh, yeah.
	Biden.
	Biden.
	President.
	He's big and loose.
	Sleepy.
	But a friendly monster too.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	Wait, what?
	That doesn't rhyme.
	We don't have to build back better.
	We have to build back better.
	There's a t-shirt right there.
	Let's do it.
	Click away.
	Rygae.
	Okay.
	Sorry, 2-0.
	You had it up on the screen, so I figured you had it.
	Hello?
	Moving forward, but we can't stop now.
	We're in competition with China and other countries to win the 21st century.
	We're at a great inflection point in history.
	We have to do more than just build back better.
	We have to build back better.
	Oh, I finally get what happened there.
	More strenuously thank you.
	We accidentally said better the first time.
	So then he corrected himself.
	So we have to do better than to build back better.
	Yeah.
	Build back?
	Got to build back better.
	That's all, folks.
	See, that's the problem with when he makes a typo.
	He thinks if he glances over it quickly and corrects it fast, then it's clear.
	But no, dude.
	If what you should have done is said, we have to do more than just build back better.
	I'm sorry.
	We have to do better than just build back.
	11,000.
	We have to build back better.
	Now, that was a shit show, what you just heard, but at least it's clear.
	When you just skim over it fast, we hear, we have to do more than just build back better.
	We have to build back better.
	And you sound like a tard.
	He's right on the edge of, can we make fun of him or not?
	We're in competition with children.
	Like, is this mean?
	Yeah, kind of.
	We go to an old folks' home and we're like, haha, she fell asleep while she was eating soup.
	Stupid old bitch.
	You are the leader of the free world, though.
	So it's kind of open.
	Different set of rules.
	I like this one.
	I've been trying to figure this out for a while.
	Americans shouldn't have to choose between a job and a paycheck?
	What?
	What are you doing?
	Promoting yourself, I suppose.
	There we go.
	No one should have to choose between a job and a paycheck.
	No one should have to choose between.
	Let's put on our thinking.
	No one should have to choose between a job and a paycheck.
	So here's the deal, sir.
	I'm giving you an offer.
	$50,000 a year, you don't do anything.
	Or you have a job, but you don't get paid.
	That seems like a pretty easy choice.
	Yeah, but no, you shouldn't have to choose.
	Well, I want to choose.
	No, that's fucked up.
	I would choose the first one.
	Can we please choose between a job and a paycheck?
	Do you know who would pick the first one?
	Who?
	Everybody.
	What the fuck is he talking about?
	Wait, this is perfect.
	No, he's meant to destroy the brains of critical thinking people.
	He's good.
	He's like a pandemic, but instead of giving you COVID, he gives you some sort of brain farts where you just can't figure out what the fuck's happening.
	Does he mean like no one should have to choose between a job with no paycheck, a job with a shitty paycheck and then no job at all?
	Yeah.
	Is that what he means?
	Choose between a job and a paycheck.
	That's one of the few times I've been unable to understand.
	Did anyone in the retweets say anything?
	If you unpack it, it sounds like the Zoomer concept of socialism in which everybody is entitled to a billion dollars for doing a job anyone could do that no one wanted to pay them for that I think that's giving it way too much credit yeah yeah so I don't think even socialism says you get a paycheck for nothing.
	It says you get a paycheck for less than, you know, a capitalist design.
	Okay, that's enough of that.
	22.
	See, if we had watched the whole thing live stream, we'd be sorting through literally hours of content to find these three little nuggets, these three diamonds in a mountain of rocks.
	But there ain't no coupe devil lying at the bottom of a cracker jack box.
	That guy died, by the way.
	Jim Steinman, the guy who wrote Better to Hell.
	Peace.
	I'm going to hit the highway like a battering ram on a silver black fat on bike.
	The one thing that was great that we did live and, you know, the debates between Kamala and Pence with the fly moment.
	That's a moment that you can't.
	Oh, good point.
	But, you know, there's no fly moments with this, Nick.
	Good point.
	That was pretty cool.
	Yeah, maybe we should try it.
	Do you know what Bad of the Hell is about?
	No.
	So he's in love with this girl, but nothing really grows in this rock and roll hole.
	And everything is started at a loss.
	Whoa.
	Whoa.
	Dude, what the fuck?
	What does he imagine?
	Actually, he's a little bigger than Michael Moore.
	You look like one of those stupid Batman comics that adults read.
	He's called Dr. Exno or something.
	He looks like a Thunderdome, dude.
	Yeah, it looks like the guy you get into Barter Town with.
	Actually, though, that guy looked way cooler and healthier.
	Wait, wait, this guy, though.
	No, I wasn't talking about him.
	In Road Warrior, to get into Barter Town, there's the bald guy.
	I think Mad Max gave him a bunch of drinking water.
	Oh, I see.
	But then he scanned it and it was radioactive.
	Max, you fucker.
	Look at Road Warrior, Barter Town, Gatekeeper.
	Pigkiller.
	Not Pigkiller.
	Don't say Pigkiller.
	So, Barter Town...
	What?
	Gatekeeper?
	Gatekeeper?
	Admissions guy?
	Bouncer?
	Boss?
	No, he doesn't run Barter Town.
	Mad Max.
	Alright, fuck it.
	Why did I hope you could do something?
	So Meatloaf says I'm leaving.
	He's going to hit the highway like a battering ram, and he leaves.
	And she's really hurt that her boyfriend's leaving for her, but sorry, this town sucks.
	So he didn't see the sign to turn until it was way too late.
	And he dies.
	He's at the foot of a burning bike.
	But then, just like a sinner before the gates of heaven, I'll come crawling on back to you.
	His ghost rises up from the wreckage.
	And then, I assume, like a wiggly kind of a sperm thing, he goes flying on back.
	How do ghosts move?
	How do ghosts move?
	Do you know their little tails?
	Do they have tails?
	Are they fish?
	Is it like a fish thing?
	Or do they just shadow and go?
	Do they kick their legs at all?
	Do they fly?
	I think it's more dragon.
	Or just sort of like wisp like a windy thing.
	If there's any ghosts watching tonight, call in and we want to know how you move.
	Don't go.
	Get the physics of it.
	The autocompletes are, how do ghosts act?
	How do ghosts fly?
	How do ghosts form?
	How do ghosts form?
	Well, ectoplasm surrounds the soul.
	Yeah, so let's go back to this.
	2-2.
	Now, you're going to understand what he's saying because we're all learning this strange Vulcan language he speaks.
	But pretend this was written down and you were a high school teacher and you had to grade it as in an ESL class.
	Maybe turn off Batter to Hell at some point.
	You can see on television the viciousness of the hate crimes we've seen over the past year, this past year and for too long.
	I urge the House to do the same in some legislation.
	So you know what he's doing, right?
	His eyes suck, as all old people's eyes do.
	I'm wearing glasses.
	So the type is huge.
	And so sentences are chopped into pieces.
	So he's reading them as though they're independent sentences.
	Like, I hate Ryan.
	Bad attitude.
	Yeah.
	But go back to the beginning.
	You could see on television the viciousness of the hate crimes.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So he said the viciousness of the hate crimes.
	So he thought he was done with the viciousness of the hate crimes.
	You could see on television the viciousness of the hate crimes.
	Oh, no.
	See, what you do there, if you had a brain, you'd be like the hate and the hate crimes.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You fucking roll with it.
	Look ahead or maybe have read this once in your life.
	Remember when Pelosi ripped up Trump's speech after he did it?
	Did he rip up his speech before he did it?
	By the way, this is how I like my bitches sitting way behind me with their mouths shut.
	Yeah.
	Some of the hate crimes we've seen over the past year, this past year.
	And with dead goat eyes.
	We've seen over the past year, this past year, and for too long.
	I urge the House to do the same and send the legislation to my desk, which I will gladly, anxiously sign.
	I also hope Congress will get to my desk the Equality Act.
	What's the desk?
	LGBTQ Americans.
	We better get them to the desk.
	Once you know your president has your back.
	Another thing.
	Let's authorize the Violence Against Women Act, which has been law for 27 years.
	Let's Authorize the Violence Against Women Act that's been law?
	How do you have to authorize it if it's already been law?
	Let's authorize the No Murder Act that's been law since the beginning of time.
	And the No Flying Act, where human beings cannot take off into space.
	He just turns Lily Morse into Mitch Edward.
	I need to authorize the No Fly Act.
	There is hate.
	Human crime.
	Hate for free in the sky.
	27 years ago I wrote it.
	Rottened it.
	27 years ago I wrote it.
	Rote it.
	That was cute.
	You wrote it all the way to the White House.
	What the fuck's on her face?
	Good Trevor?
	God Trayvon?
	Gold Trouble.
	Gold trousers.
	Gold trousers.
	Yeah.
	Gold trouble.
	That's my goal.
	Good trouble.
	Good.
	Oh, good trouble.
	Is it good trouble?
	Yeah, I bet it's good trouble.
	They love that.
	If not, that's...
	I'm a bad girl.
	I'm getting into trouble, but it's good trouble.
	I like to fuck shit up once in a while.
	That's why I wear a slave trader's scarf.
	27 years ago, I wrote it.
	It'll close the act that has to be authorized.
	Now it will close the boyfriend loophole to keep guns out of the hands of abusers.
	Is that back at the beginning?
	Oh, you see how that's probably the reason why it didn't sneak its way into being law.
	If they're holding up on it, they don't want women to be beat up.
	They're like, well, this is a way for you to take guys' guns away.
	And so we're not just going to let you do that.
	This is a Second Amendment attack that they snuck into this thing.
	That's why it's been sitting, you know.
	But he said it's been law for 27 years.
	Do we have laws that are not that are just sitting there?
	That's not laws?
	That's not what a law is, as far as I'm concerned.
	It's a proposal.
	It's a bill, whatever.
	Anyway, so you're watching this clown and you go, does anybody like him?
	Aren't you embarrassed?
	And it's hard to gauge because social media is controlled by assholes.
	But Twitter, if you look at Twitter, you know, trending, you'll see that Joe Biden is doing incredibly well.
	But if you start sniffing around, say, YouTube and you look at downvotes, dislikes, you see that he's disliked to the tune of about 100% more than the people who like him.
	Now, I heard that YouTube had capped the dislikes at 12K.
	So they're still working on that.
	But, you know, people have eyeballs and they see things live and they can see him getting downvoted because he has dementia.
	I'm suing the world.
	There's a band when I grew up called Honest Engine, and they have a song about their friend who died.
	He killed himself.
	And they go, we sat around and we sued the world.
	We sued the world for bodily harm.
	We've caused too much hate in our time.
	Too much.
	There was a weird thing in the 80s where hardcore singers weren't trying to sound cool or tough.
	They sounded sort of like the Dr. Fauci.
	Right.
	I think the descendants started it, or at least made it popular.
	So it'd be like, tonight, I'm going to grind and let out all the aggression.
	Well, all right, that's what I need.
	I kind of liked it in a way, because it was like, I'm not trying to be cool.
	But I want to sue the world for abusing an elderly man.
	I feel bad.
	Well, outside of the part that he's ruining Earth, I feel bad for him.
	I feel bad for the bad guy.
	It's kind of like Gargamel.
	Like, you're mad at him for hurting us, Smurfs, and you want to fuck Smurfette for some strange reason.
	I don't know why.
	But you also kind of feel bad for the guy.
	Like, no one's ever hugged Gargamel.
	I don't know where he grew up.
	But yeah, she's so pure.
	That was a bad animation, though.
	Big feet.
	She's got some dophers.
	The good news is, by the way, amidst all this fake news, that we have someone who will be tackling academia and showing us what's really going on in the media, especially when it comes to the Biden family 2-4.
	You can see that Hunter Biden will be guest teaching a class on fake news at Tulane University this fall.
	So I know we lose hope sometimes and we think Clown World is reaching infinite proportions, but don't worry because the pendulum swings back and now we have Professor Hunter Biden to explain to us what bullshit this is.
	All right.
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	All right, things are about to get very fun because speaking of clown world, Hunter Biden teaching a class is nothing, nothing compared to what is happening to education.
	Remember the guy who was fired for laughing at a dude in a prom dress?
	Tip of the iceberg.
	But unfortunately, you cheapskates will not be able to indulge in this iceberg because we're leaving you now.
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	And if you don't like the shows, you always get this guy.
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	Shit, we did a show called a mini-series called Car Guys where we went and fixed up some cars.
	More shit going on than you need.
	In other words, cancel all your other subs, only watch this, and don't watch TV anymore.
	You should only watch TV, I think, for a couple hours a day max.
	One hour a day attentively, and maybe if you're going to be working on a project, you can do two hours and have some of it on the background.
	You know what I mean?
	But your brain shouldn't be doing more than an hour or two a day of television.
	And that's what we supply.
	So relax.
	And in the interim, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop that.
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	These are actually a bitch to get off.
	And it's one of those things where it's really, really hard.
	But then when you get into like a Zen zone, a Johnny Apple CBD zone, it just goes shloop.
	It's kind of hard to explain.
	You got to find it in your heart.
	You got to find your line.
	Excuse me.
	Okay, so education.
	The prom thing last week with that CEO getting fired was obviously fucking ridiculous.
	Well, we don't need this anymore.
	We're free now.
	Even though the only part that's free is audio.
	Correct.
	Well, you know, it's on the bit shoot.
	Bit shoot.
	I don't even know what bit shoot is.
	Me neither.
	I barely know what Telegram and Parlor are.
	I almost mispronounced them.
	Prom is gayer than gay.
	This is a very gay episode, I've noticed.
	Maybe we should call this the gay episode.
	Let's get gay, maybe?
	Let's get gay.
	So this is 3-0.
	At that prom, that guy, that gay guy, and his boyfriend, his boyfriend dressed up in a beautiful gown, and you're supposed to pretend he looks beautiful.
	He looked funny.
	I wouldn't say like bad.
	It doesn't hurt my feelings.
	I don't see proms as that sacred.
	I wore sunglasses and I wore Mickey Mouse sunglasses and we smoked cigars and we had combat boots on.
	So yeah, you can fuck around.
	But I'm not going to say the kid looked beautiful.
	He looked hilarious.
	He had chest hairs coming out of his gown.
	But what I didn't realize is they were pretty conservative compared to where things are going.
	Now they've eschewed prom king and prom queen.
	And they say prom royalty.
	And they'd love to have gays and straits.
	I mean, sorry, lesbians.
	But sometimes they just have like two chicks that are kind of fat.
	And they're prom royalty.
	They're not even lesbians.
	Scroll down.
	Okay, check out this couple.
	Has he got some sort of clear thing over his face?
	Oh, yeah, I've seen those.
	Those are passing for masks now.
	Okay.
	And it's a little thing that you put in front of your face.
	So the white guy is straight.
	The black guy is gay.
	They're not a couple.
	And that's who the prom royalty was.
	Prom king and prom king.
	I mean, why bother at that point having the thing?
	Couldn't you have another category?
	So you have prom king and prom queen and then like prom fun guys.
	Or scroll down a bit more.
	There's the school.
	This is in Oklahoma.
	They do this, but they do it all over the country.
	And look at this.
	Two random fat chicks in sneakers.
	Scroll down a bit more.
	There they are.
	Just wearing chucks and eating Cheetos.
	And they're a gender inclusive prom queen and prom queen.
	Nope, they're not even that.
	Prom royalty.
	There's a gender.
	Wait, are they trans?
	Well, what does it say?
	King and queen hungry.
	Gender inclusive.
	Okay, gender, but just the female gender.
	I guess.
	Wait, what are you talking about?
	Why are you slowing down the show Because you're confused.
	If you're going to be confused, be quietly confused.
	And now he's talking, whispering when he reads because he can't read.
	I don't understand the two girls.
	What did I just tell you up above with the two guys?
	That was the king and queen, so that's the king.
	No, no, no.
	Go back.
	Ryan, sorry, folks at home, while I explain the show to my co-host.
	Those are just two guys.
	They're not in a relationship.
	One of them is straight.
	One of them is gay.
	Those were the prom royalty that year.
	Right.
	And now this is the prom royalty.
	And then this year it's just two fucking chubby chicks in sneakers.
	Huh.
	I mean, they're not even wearing high-heel shoes.
	You get to the point where you dilute something so much that it's not the thing anymore.
	Like female rabbis, for example.
	Or what was the other thing we were talking about the other day where we go, well, now you've changed it so much, it's not the thing anymore.
	It was some movie remake they're doing?
	Equalizer?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was it.
	That was, wow.
	Surprising, huh?
	Ryan reminded me of something I couldn't think of.
	Speaking of Equalizer, there's going to be a surprise coming this weekend.
	Coming this weekend?
	A surprise on Equalizer?
	Special Equalizer show this weekend.
	Oh, smash a subscribe for that.
	Is it going to be like a new character, maybe?
	Laverne Cox.
	Laverne Cox is joining her on an extra special mission.
	Well, you and another dude watch The Equalizer.
	That's going to be out this weekend.
	I thought you...
	Okay, first of all, you just gave away the surprise.
	Secondly, I thought you were talking about on the show, The Equalizer.
	Yes, this weekend, Josh Denny and I are watching The Equalizer, just for you.
	But that was the thing we said about The Equalizer.
	We go, okay, The Equalizer started out as a British MI5 guy who retired but still wants to help people, so he helps some woman who's being stalked by some incredibly powerful drug lord that she can't call the cops about.
	Got it.
	Then it became Denzel Washington beating up rich white kids who rape beautiful little innocent black girls.
	Okay, not very common.
	You're talking about Duke La Crosse?
	But okay, now you changed it.
	But it still has a semblance of the original idea.
	And then now it is Queen Latifah, who is ex, I don't know what she is, CIA.
	Yeah, look, kill those rich white kids.
	You know what those kids were saying as he was beating the shit out of them?
	We're on your side.
	We voted for you.
	Remember those jocks?
	Yeah, they were playing flip cup.
	They got a stone through their window?
	Yeah.
	No, no, we like you.
	Oh, and then he says to the black dude, what are you doing here?
	Why'd you do this?
	I don't know.
	They made me be a rapist.
	Call 911.
	Tell them the truth about what happened in here tonight.
	Your daddy's money's not going to save you this time.
	You understand?
	Yes, sir.
	You know her name?
	No.
	I just said black chick in the yellow picture.
	Anyway, and then they do Queen Latifah, where she has a worldwide cabal charity organization, and she goes and protects black girls specifically.
	Everything's racial now.
	So you took a white guy's show and made it about saving black girls.
	Her and a Jew and an Asian save black girls from evil white guys.
	I'm not fucking kidding.
	You know what I was thinking about with racism today?
	There was an article that said fewer blacks and Native Americans are showing up in hospitals.
	I don't mean in the ER.
	I mean as doctors in medicine.
	So the takeaway from that used to be, you know what?
	Because when they get out of med school and they go, I'd like to work here, they go, no, thanks.
	We don't want squaws and fucking N-words working at our hospital.
	Beat it, pal.
	And then people would go, yeah, there it is.
	People would go, no, that's not the case.
	They just want qualified doctors.
	The hospital wants to be famous for curing people and get more clients that way, get more notoriety, get more money.
	And being good at it, if you will.
	So they changed it.
	And they go, no, I never said that.
	What happened is a systemic racism.
	You see, they could never get the degree because the schools they're in are underfunded.
	And you go, okay, that's a better lie, but they're not underfunded.
	They all have pretty good funding.
	And the schools in the hood, the teachers can't teach.
	The kids don't want to be there.
	So it's not like they're like, mo gruel, sir.
	It's like you got one pencil per class.
	The kids, we've explained this a million times.
	The kids are fighting, talking, throwing shit.
	There's about three or four students per class even listening to a word the teacher says.
	Talk to a teacher in public schools in the South Bronx, and he'll tell you the problem is not that he doesn't have enough money for rulers and pencils.
	It's that it's culturally totally uninteresting to these neighborhoods.
	But that's systemic.
	They made you not care.
	Okay.
	No culpability here.
	The crack epidemic was the CIA's fault.
	You know what I think that is based on?
	The CIA wanted to fight the Nicaraguan Sandinistas, the socialists in Nicaragua, but they couldn't do it for whatever reason.
	It was politically incorrect.
	But there was an ex-in Nicaraguan who said, if you would be lax with me on Coke dealing, then I would take the money and send it to fight these fucking socialists.
	And the CIA said, okay, we'll do it.
	So you had Freeway Rick Ross, I believe his name was, not the rapper, the guy the rapper's named after, making millions and millions of dollars through this Nicaraguan businessman dealing Coke, and the CIA allowed it.
	And that was in the West Coast.
	The idea that the crack epidemic in the 80s was the CIA trying to destroy Harlem, it's a real stretch.
	Maybe, just maybe, the crack epidemic had a lot to do with people doing a lot of crack.
	They can't create the demand.
	And I've been offered crack.
	I've done crack.
	And I went, well, that was a wild ride.
	And then I didn't do it again.
	You didn't make it your homework.
	There was a journalist Who discovered this and he wound up dead.
	And that is not a conspiracy theory.
	Some intrepid little hardworking guy with like a cheap golf polo on started doing his homework and stumbled upon what I just told you.
	This is how we all know it.
	And they fucking, I think the CIA killed him.
	Anyway, that's a hell of a tangent.
	But you know how I always said only 5% should go to college?
	I'm getting more and more passionate about this belief.
	And I saw this interesting tweet, 3-1.
	Almost all of our sources are Twitter for this show.
	It's because I've been doing a lot of traveling, so I'm just staring at my phone.
	I teach at a top university, and at best, only about 10% of my students should be in college.
	And this is so crucial.
	I'm glad she or he said this.
	Having the ability to go to college isn't the same as having the opportunity to go to college.
	And I'm sick of acting like it is.
	What is she, the joker now?
	And I'm tired of pretending it's not.
	Please, note I said top, not good.
	And here is another uplifting thing about school that's still kind of sad, but finally someone fucking nails it perfectly.
	I said this earlier, and I want to repeat it because it's just a profound thing that the only people who are opposing school choice today are the same people who have choice.
	And many of them exercise that choice.
	This has been a very growing pain for me as I was against this bill my freshman year.
	Growing pain, kind of an unfortunate.
	Three, four years, struggled where I was going to be on it.
	But my community can't wait anymore.
	So here's my offer to all of the people here who have kids.
	Here's my offer.
	I will vote to kill this bill if you send your kids to one of the kids' schools in my district that were waiting to turn around.
	If you do that, Senator Day, Senator Kavanaugh, John Kavanaugh, I know Michaela will.
	Everybody get on the mic.
	Let's make that promise.
	Let's transfer the kids.
	So as we spend six, seven years in elementary school changing a school, your kid be a part of that change.
	And when they fall behind, when they don't have the resources, allegedly, when they're dealing with suspensions and things like that, then we can all go through it together.
	That's what I mean by let's have a real honest conversation.
	Do you understand what he's saying, guy who went to public schools in the Bronx?
	He's saying, yeah, you put your kids into this school and then where are these people's kids?
	He thinks that they're in better schools.
	They're in private schools.
	Private schools.
	And you want to put them in the school school.
	You're making us stick with these shitty public schools.
	You won't let us try charter schools or any schools with a choice.
	So we can't really improve our schools.
	But you're not fighting the fight with us.
	Your kids are at private school, politicians.
	And that is so fucking true.
	And you know what's funny about that?
	He's obviously bluffing and they're never going to do that, but it's a fuck you to expose their hypocrisy.
	But if they all did, I promise you those public schools would improve over time.
	That's right.
	Good point.
	So his little pretend concept, his hypothetical, would actually be great for those schools because all those rich parents who give a shit would be busting their ass to make sure these things improve.
	And boy, would they have a lot of work to do.
	That actually happened.
	My kids went to PS84 in Williamsburg that was all Puerto Ricans.
	And it was one of the shittiest schools in the world.
	My kids would get homework that had typos on it on the fucking teachers' comments.
	Had typos.
	The teachers were illiterate.
	They couldn't fucking read.
	But all the parents, the gentrifying parents, would go in there and they would have meetings and they meet with the teachers.
	And my wife volunteered at the school library.
	Everyone got involved.
	They built an aquarium in the classroom where you could watch fish grow.
	Not just stupid fish like, you know, clownfish from Nemo, but like a bass.
	And you could watch it grow over time, like these little aquatic systems.
	Then they built this green thing on the roof where they were growing all kinds of different produce and shit.
	They saved the school.
	Jordan Peel School.
	Like something fancy like that.
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	But it was free.
	This charter school thing already happened.
	Remember there was like those parents that they were being interviewed about diversity and stuff?
	And then they were like, oh, I don't want to put my kids to that school.
	Yeah, that's what got me kicked off Twitter, I think.
	Wow.
	Or Instagram was talking about that podcast that was on the New York Times.
	Oh, yeah.
	And it was called like Best Intentions or something.
	And it was all about how the parents that pushed for busing and diversity in school didn't actually send their kids to those schools.
	Bussing.
	And they said, I didn't want my kids to be guinea pigs.
	I just liked the concept.
	That's right.
	Theory and practice on the left.
	Neri shall meet.
	There's no Venn diagram with theory and practice on the left.
	On the right, it's the same circle.
	There's no Venn diagram because it is the same thing, theory and practice.
	We're honest.
	This is the guy that, quote-unquote, killed himself, who did the freeway Rick Ross discovery.
	Oh, that old story from 10 years ago.
	And here I'll just end it with a fun happy note.
	This kid, sixth grader, talking to Charlie Kirk.
	That is 3-3.
	Wow!
	In sixth grade.
	Wow!
	And at my school, there's like this liberal teacher that's just very annoying.
	And she always makes us watch this like CNN 10 or whatever, like fake liberals.
	I just wanna know if like how I can like help the people that don't really know like what's actually going on.
	So, what's your name again?
	What's your name again?
	It's Adam.
	I'm going to be working for you one day.
	Okay.
	So, Adam, let me tell you a story.
	When I was in sixth grade, I went to MacArthur Middle School outside of Chicago.
	And they used to make me watch this thing called Channel 1 News.
	Anyone remember that?
	It was on this old kind of staticky television.
	And I remember my teachers' names.
	I'm not going to say them.
	But one teacher in particular, science teacher, decided to introduce to the class this new documentary, bold documentary called Inconvenient Truth by Al Gore.
	And I was in sixth grade, as you are.
	And she showed it to the class, and everyone was crying and weeping.
	I was unmoved by it.
	So I thought to myself, this is highly irrational that the world is going to end as quickly as they say it's going to end.
	So I remember writing all these questions, very like, well, how much human activity do we actually have to hamper and prevent, all these sorts of things.
	Teacher didn't like it.
	But I'll tell you this, that what do you do?
	You're in sixth grade.
	I spoke out, and I learned as much as I could.
	And I'm so glad I did, because sixth grade turned into seventh grade, and the conversation expanded.
	And eighth grade turned into freshman year, freshman year, eventually senior year.
	And being in sixth grade, I remember that moment where I said, you know what?
	I'm going to be disagreeable.
	I'm going to just be honest.
	I didn't do very well in that class.
	I can tell you that much.
	But what you're dealing with and you're wrestling with is going to turn you into a mature and wise, courageous person.
	And we want to say something, Adam?
	Do you mind taking a picture with me afterwards?
	Of course I'll take a picture with you.
	I'll say this, Adam.
	I'll close with this, and I want you all to look at Adam, which literally means man.
	If you guys want to know, what are we doing here?
	What's next?
	Adam's in sixth grade, which means you're 12, 13, right?
	12?
	It's a fun age.
	Adam can vote in six years.
	All right, that's enough.
	You get the idea.
	Good stuff.
	I should have just stopped after Adam said that.
	You know, Ben Shapiro was asked the same question about college.
	And he said, just lie, become a, pretend to be a liberal, get A's.
	And then when you're done, you get your degree, go out there, make tons of money and say, fuck you, I did it my way, and I was lying.
	No, don't do that.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be yourself.
	Your professors, are you going to go find your professor?
	Go, I started an app, I'm actually rich now, and I'm a conservative.
	What's that?
	What are you looking at?
	Yeah, that's just some B-roll of Ben Shapiro.
	Now, you can go to college, or you can pretend you're a liberal, and then when you get famous and good at it, if you will, you can turn around.
	Let's take calls.
	Two things I have to discuss because I'm not going to see you till Monday.
	One, obviously, this story pisses me off so much, one for where it'll go nowhere.
	She'll probably get manslaughter, might get 15 years at best.
	She should get life.
	She should get the death penalty.
	Remember, James Fields at Charlottesville, he was spooked by Antifa with guns, redneck, whatever they're called, revolt.
	Daryl Dixon, I believe.
	Yep, Dwayne Dixon, I think.
	He panicked and he drove into a crowd, killed a girl.
	He named Heather Hired.
	He got life plus 419 years.
	This story is much worse.
	She didn't.
	She didn't get spooked.
	She...
	I just resisted a racist joke, and you're welcome for that.
	She didn't get spooked.
	She was doing her podcast.
	She was listening to NWA.
	They were talking about cops and how disgusting.
	You're not showing the right thing, Ryan.
	Oh, show Dwayne Dixon for a second.
	Yeah.
	Kind of a fun outfit, I have to admit.
	I don't hate it.
	But anyway, he scared a guy, and the guy got 419 years plus life, which he's probably not going to live long enough to finish.
	Unless he's a vampire.
	So she's listening to a podcast, listening to NWA, talking about the cops, fuck the pigs.
	She's drunk.
	She's doing shots on her podcast.
	And she says, fuck the police, right?
	And soon after, like, I believe within the hour, she's driving through Queens.
	A cop is directing traffic there.
	I think there's been an accident or something.
	And she just fucking plows right into him and kills him.
	Wow.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	Can you imagine if a white guy said, fuck BLM, and then that night someone who was clearly BLM, carrying a BLM sign, was killed?
	They would get a life plus 419.
	And we'd be hearing about it forever.
	You're not going to hear about the story by Monday.
	I promise you, this story is already dying on the vine.
	This man is dead.
	He's got kids.
	Gone forever.
	He's out late at night trying to make sure everyone is okay.
	She's listening to NWA saying, fuck the police, getting wasted.
	Ripping down the whatever it was, the BQE.
	Anyway, that story infuriates me.
	And I've talked to a lot of cops, as you know.
	And some stories they go, yeah, it sucks.
	But this one, I'm seeing a lot of anger.
	I will see you guys next Monday at 6:30 p.m.
	Back here on Facebook Reality Radio, on the Instagram and on the Facebook.
	And until then, the police.
	Well, she really fucked the police over.
	So that story's big.
	And then the Nick Fuentes travel ban.
	This is the other story I've got to get to.
	1-5.
	Now, the left is in complete denial of this.
	He was going to a conference to discuss how he's been banned from media and tech services.
	He goes to get his ticket, and he's on a no-fly list.
	Now, we need more details about this, obviously.
	The left's contention is, no, no, no, no.
	You were a dick about wearing a mask.
	Sorry, excuse me.
	That's why you're on a no-fly list.
	Or you were threatening, on your show, you threatened a flight attendant.
	And that's why you're on a no-fly list.
	So the mask thing was debunked because he's flown several times since then.
	Oh, good.
	That's two wins for Rye Guy today.
	He is indeed.
	And I also said Nemo.
	You were asking about.
	Three wins.
	Thank you.
	And they weren't about Toy Story.
	One of them was about Nemo, but yes.
	Yeah, okay.
	So two wins non-child related.
	And then one child win.
	Okay, so the mask argument doesn't work.
	I could tell looking at Twitter, the left, the Jacob, what's his name?
	Jared Holtz of the world and all those other fucking dork losers were they really are worried about this because this turns Nick into a free speech hero.
	Oh, is there footage of it?
	Sorry, who did you say to me?
	Video proof that I'm on the no-fly list.
	I did not seen this yet.
	I'm sorry, who did you say to talk to down there?
	You could try talking to me.
	They're going to keep you really touching.
	You pointed down there.
	Who's down there?
	Oh, just like a security button.
	And there's no point in keeping it on this point.
	I know that was the TSA number.
	I'm not sure.
	Just let them find this.
	Did they give you a reason?
	It's a no-fly list or something?
	I'm not sure.
	Just let it slip.
	They just told me that you're not a welcome fly.
	Okay?
	That's all they told me.
	Okay.
	So, this is petrifying for the left because everything we've been talking about has just come true.
	And we are being de-personed, de-plane.
	This is not just Twitter.
	Build your own platform.
	He's not going to build his own airline, motherfuckers.
	So we said to you, we said all this censorship on censored.tv, we said all this censorship is dangerous.
	It starts with a few minor, silly social media things, but it's going to start affecting much bigger things, like say flying.
	And they said we were nuts.
	And now Nick Fuentes, who they hate because he's articulate and consistent and honest.
	That's the worst thing.
	If he would just like fuck someone that's underage or get caught doing heroin or something or can't he get caught doing some under-the-table deal with some liberal, can he be a fed?
	Something like that.
	And they don't have that.
	They just have a funny, fun, irreverent dick, by the way, he's a dick to me, who young people love.
	And the fact that he's on a no-fly list has totally changed his brand because he's gone from a nut, doom and gloom nationalist who thinks things are going to be really bad and we're going to lose our freedom in America with no evidence of it,
	to being the poster boy for the lack of freedom in America.
	Worst case scenario for the radical left.
	Terrible situation for them.
	And I could not be happier.
	Sorry, Nick.
	I'm very happier on the no-fly list.
	The fact you didn't make that flight, you missed one dumb convention, but this impact is far more consequential for the movement.
	So great work, buddy.
	This is like a sacrifice.
	I'm not wiping sweat off my brow.
	My hair grease is on my forehead.
	Dang.
	Not the best end to that little rant.
	No.
	Not the greatest.
	If you're clipping that for the web, don't include the wiping grease off the forehead.
	See, he's sweating grease.
	And then this is fucking, that plus this made me think that maybe it's time to move.
	DOJ was prepared to arrest Derek Chauvin on what?
	On civil charges.
	Even if he wasn't found guilty, they would have just fucking got it.
	We knew the jurors were going to do that just out of fear.
	And now they're coming out and saying, yeah, I didn't want to get killed.
	So there we go.
	Like it is in Zimbabwe.
	Shoot the boy and Milena or whatever.
	Okay, I think we're ready for calls.
	You know what, dude?
	We need a bumper for calls.
	Oh, wait, we have a.
	We have a bumper for calls.
	Oh, good.
	Good.
	I'm glad.
	And it's very reasonable.
	Oh, it's hysterical.
	You are on the air.
	We'll have a conversation.
	This is a fucking loser.
	You want me to learn, share, listen, understand why.
	Hey, why does everyone get two things?
	You have one thing.
	Thank you for calling.
	It was great hearing from you.
	All right, next call.
	I can't believe I forgot we had that.
	It's good.
	It's one of our best ones.
	It's very tasteful.
	Very tasteful.
	Harkens back to a time, a better time.
	Pre-80s sitcom entry.
	My dad's hat.
	Oh.
	He stole my wife's glasses.
	On purpose?
	Yeah.
	They're reading glasses, but they're fancy ones.
	They're probably like 50 bucks.
	And they look kind of like this, but bigger.
	And the green and tortoise and stuff.
	So he's wearing them right now.
	Anyway, go ahead, caller.
	Matthew, you're on the line.
	And by the way, you've also won meet.
	Well, hell yeah.
	Hell yeah.
	Good work.
	My pet Biden, the job thing.
	Uh-huh.
	He was trying to explain.
	Yep.
	What I think he was trying to say was you shouldn't have to choose between a shitty job that basically pays you nothing or a job that you hate but pays you something you can actually make a living off.
	Yeah, I think you're right.
	But we did mention that.
	However, isn't that what life is?
	Like, that's what choices are.
	You can live in the desert and pay almost no tax, but it's a fucking oven for half the year.
	Or you can live in an exciting city like Manhattan.
	Well, not Manhattan today, but you get what I'm saying.
	Or San Francisco.
	No, that's another bad example.
	Okay.
	Seattle.
	Oh, no, that's on fire too.
	Detroit.
	All right, pretend it's five years ago.
	Or you could live in an exciting city like Manhattan and you pay tax out the wazoo.
	Like that's life.
	Right.
	Like if you're the CEO of a company, yeah, you have a great job, but don't think you're going to have like the most awesome relationship with your family or your kids because you just, you can't split it both ways.
	You can't be the successful businessman, you know, someone who's going to come home at nine every night and the kids are all going to be asleep and they're not going to know you as well.
	What are we missing here?
	I don't understand.
	You should be able to get a great job you love with an insane paycheck.
	No, you shouldn't.
	That's not a thing.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	Yeah, it kind of falls in line with the woman who can do whatever.
	Thanks.
	Oh, got a thanks out before the fade.
	You shouldn't have to take a shitty job that you don't like just because it pays well.
	Yes, you should.
	That's exactly what you should do.
	You fucking idiot.
	You shouldn't have to, just to stay in shape.
	You shouldn't have to go to the gym and work out just to get your muscles.
	Unbelievable.
	What?
	That's how you get muscles.
	It hurts.
	No pain.
	Literally no pain, no gain.
	Even the socialists like fucking Bernie says, feel the burn.
	Isn't that a weird motto, too?
	It sounds like he wants to put his finger in my ass.
	Yeah.
	Or like while he's coming, he wants me to touch his prostate or something.
	I'm coming.
	Feel the burn, feel the burn, feel the burn.
	Yeah, I guess so.
	Gross.
	I'm not feeling you, Bernie.
	Dude, this is real, by the way.
	I thought this was fake.
	CBS News poll.
	Among speech watchers, 89% think he was presidential, caring, inspiring, bold.
	Maybe those are the only options?
	Yeah.
	Would you say he was presidential, caring, inspiring, or bold?
	That used to be a joke my friend Tracy Cummins would do.
	She would say, would you say hanging out with me is exciting or just entertaining and fun?
	Right.
	Oh, my God.
	Okay, next call.
	Oh, Rahim.
	We got Rachel on the line.
	Okay, picking up, picking up.
	And she's on the line.
	Rachel.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	You just won some beef.
	Beef winner.
	Oh my God, I loved.
	Okay, so I have a question.
	I'm dating a guy.
	He's great.
	He's amazing.
	He has a beard.
	I've never, I've seen pictures of him without the beard, but I kind of want to know what he looks like barefaced.
	Am I being a bitch for asking him to shave?
	Do you have a chin?
	I have a chin, yeah.
	Okay, so the only reason you should be worried about him having a beard is you breed with him and then you have these kids that look like beaker, right?
	Because you married a hideous freak like me.
	I have no chin.
	So I need this beard.
	Men prefer the clean-shaven look.
	I'm like the Russians have a great saying.
	Kissing a man without a beard is like eating a sandwich with nothing in it.
	You want some spice in your life.
	But my only concern on your behalf as far as would be about breeding.
	And then with breeding, my concern would be we make kids that look like worms.
	But my wife has a chin, so all my kids have chins.
	Because even with my shitty chin, they didn't get it.
	Maybe their chin isn't as big as hers, but it's still pretty decent.
	So I wouldn't worry about that.
	But you got lucky.
	No.
	Were you exposed without your beard?
	Were you exposed that bald chin?
	Was it out there for her to love and appreciate?
	No, she never saw it.
	She never will.
	Oh, she saw it once when we shot a movie.
	But no, I'm hideous without facial hair, as are most men.
	And then as men get older, they get those weird cunt necks and they get more and more hideous without a beard.
	I think if you've seen pictures of him without a beard, you should be fine.
	And as far as breeding goes, you can counteract his mistakes.
	All right, so just let him have the beard.
	Let him have the beard.
	Plow forward.
	The old pictures should suffice.
	Unless you are the beard and he's a queeb.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	Bye.
	Arnold.
	Arnold, you're on the line.
	Arnold.
	Arnold?
	3-3-0.
	3-0.
	You there?
	Hey, Arnold!
	that's enough, Arnold.
	Let him go.
	He beat it, Football Head.
	Justin's on the line.
	Justin.
	Hey, guys.
	How are you?
	Good.
	How are you doing?
	Hey, guys.
	Sorry.
	I had you on speaker.
	Before I ask my question, just let you guys know, like, your Gav, your website's awesome.
	Like, you have this whole live chat feature, dude, which I just found out a couple weeks ago.
	It's pretty rad, dude.
	So thanks for that.
	And then second.
	You don't have a live chat feature.
	Yeah, you do.
	It's on your website.
	It's pretty sweet.
	So people are chatting right now?
	Oh, you mean the comment section below the show?
	No, no, no.
	It's censored.tv.chatter.
	Wait, it's...
	That's brand new.
	It's chat.censore.tv.
	It's fucking awesome, man.
	Oh, good.
	Well, I hope you're not being sarcastic.
	That's cool to find out.
	No, dude.
	Oh, no, no.
	I'm being totally for real.
	Seriously.
	He's just informing you about your site.
	It's like a whole community of people.
	Oh, look at that.
	The two people on the show you're watching are just finding out.
	Well, that was Josh LaCatche's idea, wasn't it?
	Oh, from a while ago, I believe so.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Well, we'll check that out.
	Thanks for calling.
	I'm looking forward to checking out my own site.
	Wait, can I ask you a quick question though?
	Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can, yeah.
	Oh, thank you.
	I know you kind of touched on it earlier in the week, but I just wanted to know what you thought of Maureen McCollins at the New York Post, her like 1,800-word essay about how shitty the Howard Stern show is.
	Just because it was like spot on.
	And I didn't, like, do you also go on Reddit to like, because she like referenced that a lot in the article, just like everybody's like, this show sucks.
	Kind of like what I've been calling about the last couple of weeks.
	Yeah, you always call in about Stern, don't you?
	Yeah, I think.
	No, just because he's a kvetching, neurotic, Jewish old man who wants to be a hermit, and COVID has justified all that.
	Now he can hide in his basement, and he's also pussy whipped.
	This is what no one talks about.
	Jimmy Kimmel, Howard Stern, Bill de Blasio, they're all doing what their boring cunt wives, their trophy wives want them to do.
	Not that I call Bill de Blasio's wife a trophy wife.
	So the reason Bill de Blasio is ruining New York and spending $800 million on Thrive is to appease his cunt wife.
	We could all die.
	We could all burn tomorrow.
	That's fine.
	And Jimmy Kimmel, Beth, or not Beth, but Molly wants to get invited to all these cool dinner parties.
	You have to hate Trump, so he hates Trump.
	And then the same with Howard Stern.
	He lost his edge because Beth likes that.
	And he's just like, whatever gets me head.
	So we all have to suffer.
	But yeah, that was a great article.
	And I think this show has kind of improved since it came out.
	He seems a little more eager to be interesting.
	Anyway, thanks for coming.
	I agree with that.
	Yeah, he had a little bit more edge.
	Thanks, guys.
	Have a great night.
	You know, I can't think of a time when we've said, all right, you can do more than one thing.
	And the second thing has been a good thing.
	That guy nailed it.
	You did good, right?
	No.
	Oh.
	That sucked.
	Just like you.
	Fudge.
	Wait, what's this live chat?
	Pull it up.
	I'm trying to sign in right now.
	Okay.
	I'm trying to create my name.
	My name is Ryan Katsi Riveri.
	Oh, nothing wrong with that.
	Yeah.
	And then you just use your password like for what you use for your bank account and everything?
	No, you have to.
	Wait, the password you used is your general password you used for all your banking and all your other stuff?
	You could.
	And what's that?
	Is that the one Georgie where the O is a zero?
	I'm not going to.
	And the I is an exclamation mark, and then it's dash-dash.
	I'm not going to.
	And then it's a smiley face giving the finger?
	I'm not going to tell you that.
	Okay.
	You know why?
	Why?
	It's sensitive information.
	If people find it, they can hurt me, you see.
	Hurt you?
	Yes.
	Like, step on your fingers?
	Yeah.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	I have no idea.
	Oh, my God.
	That's terrible.
	So are you logging in?
	Log in.
	I'm trying.
	Let's see.
	What's the matter?
	You can't remember your password?
	You just started an account.
	Let's see.
	Register new.
	Okay, it said I'm registered, but now none of these are working here.
	Well, that's not a very good ad for the show.
	Login has been temporarily blocked for this user.
	Okay.
	Well, I'll figure this out.
	All right, you do that.
	Let's take another call.
	Okay.
	We have Josh.
	Okay.
	These are taking a long time to load.
	There we go, Josh.
	Hey, what's up?
	Hey, man.
	I got three quick questions.
	Gavin, you're a Red Letter Media fan.
	Who's your favorite host?
	Mike J or Rich?
	What's Red Letter Media?
	Is that those drunk movie review guys?
	Yes.
	I don't know.
	I like the guy that used to...
	That guy.
	The top.
	The top guy.
	Yeah, yeah, I like him too.
	He's pretty good.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Well, thanks for calling.
	It was great.
	It was great tuning in.
	Great to hear from you.
	Fuck Mary Kill.
	No, sorry.
	One is always enough.
	Less is more.
	And I'm not a Red Letter Media fan.
	I watched that guy's Star Wars things where he talked about how derivative they are or something.
	He really broke down how they all repeat each other and he showed them scene by scene.
	It was incredibly in-depth.
	I don't like Star Wars per se, but it was just so much work went into it.
	It seems like hundreds of hours.
	This guy's thing just says, fuck it.
	909, you're on the line, line, line.
	What's up, gang, gang?
	Gang, gang, gang, gang, gang, gang, gang.
	Easy.
	Sleazy.
	What's up, guys?
	So, I have a question, Gav.
	You know that, have you been keeping up with any of these, like, Manosphere guys on YouTube?
	Manosphere.
	You mean, like, Anomaly?
	What?
	No, there's, like, these guys who literally talk about like this thing called, like, the Red Pill Manosphere.
	And you know, a lot of these guys, there's this guy called Roll Tomasi.
	There's this new crew called Fresh and Fit.
	It's like this Red Pill kind of like filling chicks in on how guys think about sex and relationships and stuff.
	And a lot of these.
	It sounds perfectly healthy and eminently bannable.
	Exactly.
	Yeah, that's my thought.
	So I feel like these guys are going to get fucked at some point.
	But also, these guys, a lot of these guys are proponent on, you know, totally just getting rid of dating in America.
	And like a lot of these guys, maybe in their mid or late 30s, or all they're doing is going maybe to Japan or over to like Eastern Europe to like, you know, find like a mate.
	What do you think about that?
	Like completely just abandoning ship here and then just having a good time.
	And then when you're ready to settle down, going out there and catching, you know, a girl who's not fucked up in the head with all this crazy liberal and feminism and all this stuff.
	Is that an honest way to go?
	You think it's a Catholic thing to do?
	I don't know.
	I mean, there's 160 million women in this town.
	A lot of them are town in this country.
	A lot of them are babies and old ladies.
	But there's tens and tens of millions of women.
	Aren't there southern bells we could rely on?
	We're totally giving up on all the women in America.
	Plus with Japan.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	It's a different culture, different jokes.
	You can't joke about happy days.
	Can't you just find a woman and fix her?
	Not a degenerate fucking crackhead, but, you know, my wife was pretty brainwashed by stuff, and I think I got her pretty much on track.
	And I don't know, the Eastern European women, yeah, they do seem great, and they tend to have their heads screwed on correctly, but I don't like accents.
	So they're not MGTOW.
	They're not like abandon all women.
	No, they're not like, well, I mean, you know, there's different degrees of this, obviously, but, you know, like some of the main proponents of this stuff, you know, they say, you know, go to Eastern Europe, go to Japan, go to other countries.
	Thailand, I think a lot of them go to.
	You know, these women are beautiful.
	And like, to me, it seems kind of rational and reasonable because I'm in my late 20s.
	And the girls that I've seen and had kind of interactions with, I mean, it's kind of messy, man.
	It feels like a lot of work.
	You know, romance seems like a lot of, it seems kind of not achievable almost, you know?
	Yeah, I think you're...
	Where do you live?
	I'm in Tucson, Arizona.
	Hmm.
	That should be a pretty cool place, pretty red-pilled.
	Are you hanging around with college clouds?
	Not really.
	Not recently, because the COVID thing really fucked shit up.
	I've only been here for like a year.
	Yeah, dude.
	It's just messy.
	I get the Eastern European thing.
	It worked out for Jack Pisobic.
	It worked out for John Matzey of Parlor.
	The Asian thing, I mean, I would resort to that if I had a burn or I was ugly or if I was five feet tall.
	But I think you can do better.
	Travel around a bit.
	I don't know.
	Start a band or work with a band or something.
	That just seems to me like, I'm not talking about the Eastern European thing, but as far as the Asian thing, going to Thailand just really feels like throwing in the towel.
	Really?
	See, I feel like it's almost like it's almost like kind of not a cop-out, but at least it's kind of a redemption quality.
	You know, you're bringing somebody who's out here and Thai women are kind of beautiful.
	And it doesn't have to be Thai.
	I mean, any other girl.
	I don't know.
	It cannot be easier to find a compatible partner in a third world country like Thailand than it can be in the United States of America.
	I mean, come on.
	Unless you're really fat, really ugly, or really short.
	Anyway, we're going to go.
	What are your thoughts on this?
	No.
	Don't move to other countries.
	No, no.
	No more thoughts on this.
	I don't do twos.
	It never works.
	He might be like, what are your thoughts on this?
	If you were to sit on a thumbtack until your ass went numb, do you think it would still hurt?
	I'm not saying you're going to say that, sir, but I'm being comical and hyperbolic.
	Imagine he was.
	These are great for kids' baseball games, by the way.
	Although I have to say, when other parents see you with them, especially in the affluent suburbs of New York, they don't go, oh, cool.
	They go, oh.
	It's like you have a sheet over your head while you shoot up heroin.
	They're disappointed.
	But I'm getting used to that in the burbs.
	Ooh, that looks like a good vein for heroin.
	Yum.
	Oh, wow.
	That's totally an HV.
	I'd love to just fucking...
	Mr. Biden, give me a prick.
	Make sure it pokes and it really does stick.
	I want you to come all over my face, Mr. Joe Bide.
	See, that one we can make fun of.
	The autistic one, that's...
	That's tateable.
	That's sad.
	That's tateable.
	Sure.
	Harry.
	Is Sunday school problems?
	That's not a great endorsement, by the way.
	A severely mentally ill kid is on board.
	And a fruit.
	Yeah.
	Harry.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Hey.
	Near me?
	Yep.
	Yep.
	How's it going?
	So after a couple months of Joe Biden stammering over every word, I know it's ancient news, but Trump did that Hannity interview.
	And he's like, you know, a lot of senators not doing too good.
	Not going to name them, but one of them's Mitch McConnell.
	And I'm like, who doesn't fucking miss this guy?
	I know.
	Why do comedians hate him so much when he was around?
	They weren't even political people.
	All these people that hate him, they don't know what the capital gains tax is or what the population of Mexico is.
	They're not into that.
	But they're just like, I fucking hate him.
	And I'm like, you're not political.
	He's fun.
	Ergo, you hate fun.
	Exactly.
	It's not pro-gay.
	It's not pro-black lives.
	It's anti-you.
	It's fuck this.
	Yeah.
	We love you.
	That's a guy.
	A guy said that.
	He was funny.
	Exactly.
	He's a fucking stud.
	What I really called to say is I've been with my girlfriend for over three years.
	And we took a trip down to Kentucky.
	And she fucking loves it.
	The cost of living compared to Chicago is like amazing.
	I got a buddy down there.
	And like, you've moved around a lot.
	You've moved around countries.
	So like, I don't know how you feel about just picking up and like taking all your shit and going somewhere else.
	I'll see you there, my friend.
	I got a lot of loose ends to tie up here in New York with my kids and high school and stuff, but that's where I'm headed.
	Eastern Tennessee, North South Carolina, that little cluster.
	I can't handle the heat of Florida or Texas.
	There's other good spots around, but I like that I'll be close to New York.
	And I just, I've done a lot of research.
	When I said I was moving, I got like 2,000 emails.
	I went through them all and I did a topographical map.
	And that little cluster, eastern Tennessee, that's where everyone was suggesting.
	And one of the most common ideas was you go outside of Asheville and your daughter and the kids and your wife can go shopping and get organic vegan burgers or whatever, right?
	If they want to do that gay shit.
	But that's just a tiny little blue dot in a sea of red.
	So you're with your buddies.
	Gotcha.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Thanks for joining me.
	No.
	Thanks.
	That was already pretty much two.
	But not really.
	Remember when I would do drawings and sell them and give them to people and help John and Max raise money?
	Can't do that anymore.
	That got shut down.
	And remember when I used to do cameos and send all the money to John Kinsman's black wife and black kids?
	That got shut down by a guy named Cox.
	Advice, British guy.
	He shut that down and stopped them from getting thousands and thousands of dollars.
	Isn't that fucking awesome?
	These leftist activists?
	Aren't they wonderful people who are out there fighting hate?
	Yes.
	You really fought some fucking hate there, didn't you, cocksucker?
	By the way, I got a letter from John Kinsman the other day, and he said that he was talking to a man in a motorcycle club.
	I don't want to get killed by the Hell's Angels, but it was a Hell's Angel.
	And his counselor was a woman, and she said, have you got any support from any of your boys?
	And he goes, nope.
	But I have my family.
	My family's been good.
	They've been keeping my commissary up.
	And then, apparently, the counselor sighed and she said, seems like the only clubs that help out their members are the Proud Boys.
	Isn't that fun?
	Of course, he had to say that in a very coded way because you're not allowed to mention Proud Boys in prison letters.
	Now, to defend the Hell's Angels, they have a rule if you were in a fight with the pagans at a casino in Vegas, and you're one of the guys that's shot and it's a gang-related fight.
	We have your back.
	We keep your commissary topped up.
	We pay for all your lawyers' fees and stuff.
	They also have a rule where, say you get caught dealing mess.
	You're on your own, buddy.
	We're not going to advocate that for a million reasons.
	One is like RICO charges.
	It makes the club look bad.
	No.
	So go ahead and sell mess, by the way.
	That's not verboten, but that's you taking your risk, so you got to pay the piper.
	But proud boys don't really have that rule because that's not the way we, well, I guess we sort of do.
	People will be more inclined.
	If a guy fucking killed a kid and he was a proud boy, he's not going to be getting any money in his commissary.
	But I think with John and Max, they clearly, you know, were innocent walking home from a talk of mine and they were jumped by Antifa and because it didn't fit the political narrative, they were fucking thrown in prison.
	So please send them a note.
	Send them a letter.
	Send them a book.
	Max, Max doesn't, John is really into art.
	He's into painting and stuff, and he'll pour into a really deep novel.
	Max is into cooking and weightlifting and silly, stupid stuff.
	Like I sent him Peter Baggie's Hate Comics, the collection there.
	I think he really enjoyed that.
	He said he really enjoyed that.
	Max is more of a goof.
	He doesn't have kids.
	John is a family man, and he's very Christian, and he's more into the big picture kind of stuff.
	He's also into stocks.
	If you have any tips on short-term stocks, him and Zenoa are really getting into that.
	I also have some new news.
	Mercedes Carrera has been shifted to a new address.
	I am 99.9% sure she's totally innocent.
	She's a friend of mine, but one has to allow for the possibility that she did molest her daughter.
	Obviously, my fucking hair will fall out if that's true.
	I can't believe it's true.
	But as a rational being, you have to allow for that little percent, that tiny percent.
	So I'm not going to sit here and say I'm 100% sure she's innocent the way I do with John and Max, because I know that case inside and out.
	But I believe in my heart of hearts, in my soul, that she's innocent and deserves some attention.
	I sent you her new address, Ryan.
	If you could put that on the screen.
	I can't remember if I texted or emailed.
	I think I emailed.
	See here.
	And when I send you an address, I've checked it out because these prison addresses are really hard.
	And you get one thing wrong.
	You got to get the DIN number right.
	So we'll put that up on the screen and you can just screenshot it.
	I like to say screen grab, but my kids make fun of me when I say that.
	How are you doing?
	I got it here.
	Yeah, the skewer: Rancho Kookamunga.
	I used to get her calls, and I was like, Rancho Kookamunga?
	That's obviously fake.
	Where does it call from?
	The Biodome?
	There's her DIN number.
	West Valley Detention Center, 9,500.
	Etty Wanda.
	I've checked all the spelling on everything, and that's definitely her DIN number.
	So check it out.
	I'll attach that to the end of the episode.
	And always remember with prisoners, they have to be very careful.
	They can't discuss hate groups, including Proud Boys.
	They can't discuss other inmates.
	You can't give them an address for an inmate.
	Yeah, stuff like that.
	All right.
	Next call.
	Okay.
	I believe this is Tony.
	Does it say Tony?
	I'm here.
	I'm here.
	Kill me now.
	It's Tony.
	Hey guys, so I thought the masks were done because the Oscars, you guys didn't notice, everyone in the crowd didn't have a mask on.
	But then in the last 24 hours, I realized it's full-on mask wars right now.
	You have Congress last night all masked up, socially distanced, when they all have the vaccine.
	And then tonight, the NFL announced only people who vaccinated can come and watch feet from the stage.
	And so the vaccinated showed up and they made them wear masks.
	So what's going on?
	You know, that's pretty crazy.
	Another little tidbit in Joe Biden's speech the other night, he said there's 350 corporations that didn't pay any tax last year, even though they made $40 billion in profit.
	Well, hey, Joe, if you take all of that, 40 billion pays for maybe like national parks for like a couple days, that's not going to pay for free college for everybody.
	So, you know, I thought that was interesting.
	Yeah, the last time I looked in on this, which was a very long time ago, I think the government was spending $3.5 billion a day.
	But that would probably be back in Obama times.
	And the spending we're doing now is unbelievable.
	So they could talk about corporations and billions while they spend trillions.
	Yeah.
	Yep, I know.
	And so my latest theory is they're going to say the COVID vaccine didn't work.
	We're getting, our COVID cases are going up, and we're getting pretty close to half the country at least with one shot.
	That's mathematically impossible.
	You're going out of flu season into non-flu season with half the country vaccinated, at least with one shot that's supposed to be 66% effective.
	That eliminates like half the country from spreading it.
	So unless this thing drops off the cliff in cases and deaths in the next couple months, which everyone's anticipating with the mayor of New York City opening up July 1, but I just think there's too much of a weird global cabal that's going to force us to keep masks on,
	even if you get vaccinated, and they're going to force you to get vaccinated.
	Colleges in my state are telling you the kids, they can't come back to school in the fall if they don't have a vaccination.
	And then 29 airlines have just signed on that you can't fly without being vaccinated.
	So you're not going to be able to fly.
	You're not going to be able to go to school.
	You're not going to be able to work.
	I just have a friend that quit his job because he refused to get vaccinated.
	So they, I think, fired him.
	He's suing him.
	Wow.
	So strange.
	So wait a minute.
	There's one thing I'm unclear on here.
	You're saying the cases are going up and the deaths might be going up.
	Are those real COVID deaths or are those are all fake inflated numbers?
	Oh, well, I'm glad you asked.
	I'm good friends with a nurse of 30 years in my local major hospital.
	She says there's more people coming in from strokes from the vaccine and having a reaction to that than COVID patients in the hospital.
	And she says all the cases are going up.
	It's almost all younger people because, you know, they're being active and whatnot, but they're being caught with it because, you know, they have to go to Hawaii, you have to have a suave to get on the plane to go to Hawaii.
	And they go, oh, shit, I had a little sore throat, but I didn't know I had COVID because it's like nothing.
	And so, you know, the cases and deaths, I don't, I agree.
	I mean, you know what?
	It's crazy is people dying.
	My wife's uncle took the COVID vaccine like two months ago, had a stroke, severe stroke two days later.
	And supposedly the major hospital in one of the major cities in the country and nearby, it's more stroke victims.
	And she says the newspapers won't report on it.
	So when you say the numbers are going to go up and the deaths are going to go up, you don't mean they literally are going to go up.
	You mean the reporting on them is going to go up.
	They're going to be inflated more.
	Or it could be that it's actually happening and the vaccine's not working.
	I mean, I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I mean, what's strange about this whole thing is we had three pandemics in the 20th century.
	You had the Spanish flu in 1918 to 1919.
	Ridiculously, I mean, there's 50 million people died from it.
	Okay, so we're not even close to that.
	But then you had the Hong Kong flu and the Asian flu, 58, 57, and 68, 69.
	You had Woodstock during the Hong Kong flu.
	But wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
	When you said 50 million people, you mean globally?
	That can't be America.
	That was globally, yeah.
	Right.
	So all your stats now are global deaths.
	Yes.
	Yeah, okay.
	Well, yes.
	I would say domestically too, though, if you just go and Google COVID cases and look at the line chart, our line chart's been steadily Going up in April as more people are getting vaccinated.
	So there's an inverse relationship.
	So I'm academic.
	Yeah, but the problem with that is I think they're insisting on a lot more tests.
	Like to go to a Mets game right now, all your kids need a COVID test.
	Half of these kids probably had it and didn't even know they didn't have symptoms.
	Yeah, and they're testing Pepsi, Pepsi Pro or whatever.
	Pepsi Max is testing positive for COVID.
	So is, I think, guacamole.
	I'm not kidding.
	Yeah, I heard of a plate of curry tested positive.
	I'm not kidding either.
	Well, the big picture I always think is we saw, we put this on the show a while ago.
	I should print this out and put it on the wall.
	The number of deaths in America per year have been going up about 1.8% a year, and so is the population.
	So number of deaths has been like, what, half a million, 450,000, 600,000?
	It's 1.8% of the country dies every year.
	So it's like 3 million people die a year.
	And you're right, it goes up.
	Like this year will be 3 million.
	Next year it'll be 3 million, like 200,000.
	Then it'll be 300,000, 400,000.
	Just like, you know, why every voter every four years, the president gets the most votes of her.
	It's because our population grows like 10% every 10 years.
	Right.
	So that refutes this whole idea that Trump killed half a million.
	If you take flu, cold, and pneumonia deaths, we're at like 300,000 a year on average.
	So they say we're at 500,000 deaths.
	So this killed 200,000 people more.
	Now, a good point my liberal friend said, said, hey, I was all for not killing Granny, but now Granny can get the vaccine.
	So we should be able to, no young people are dying, so we should be able to go to school, work if Granny's got the vaccine.
	But they're not happy with just all the old people being protected.
	And they're the only ones dying.
	The average age, as everyone knows, is 78 years old in the United States.
	It's 82 years old in Italy because they're not all fat.
	They're small little people in Italy.
	I don't know why I gave you so many points.
	I just feel like a bond with you, but it doesn't make sense.
	You've been talking way too long.
	Get this fucker off the fucking phones.
	I'll fade him.
	Go fuck yourself.
	I fucking.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Big talker.
	You just got the fade.
	As I push him off the cliff.
	He's talking a big game.
	I guess, you know, I've been really interested in this faking a COVID vaccine card.
	And then I found a couple of things here.
	So there's a couple of bills that people are working on to penalize the falsification.
	So it's not happened yet.
	This is one chip.
	But look, the only way that you're ever going to not have fakes is if it's a whatchamacallit.
	Like a card with a UR code, a code where you hold up your phone, they go zip, zip.
	That's the only way anything can not be forged in 2021.
	But most of the people I meet who have, show that card, most of the people I meet have that card.
	I can do that on my printer at home right now.
	Yeah, I'm going to.
	Allegedly.
	As a joke.
	For fun.
	I'm just kidding, folks.
	Yeah, so people are warning, blah, blah, blah.
	Don't fucking do that.
	And then I found this.
	This is in August 2020.
	Could people be jailed, fined for refusing COVID-19 vaccine in the U.S.?
	True.
	Yeah.
	Spooky.
	We haven't got there yet.
	It's the word could, so it's not really an interesting concept.
	All right, next call.
	We have Michael.
	Getting serious.
	I'm going to wrap it up.
	Michael, are you...
	What's that, Mike?
	Go ahead and click on it.
	Click on the green picture.
	I mean, talk.
	Green's always positive.
	Clicking is not working.
	That sucks, too.
	He's been waiting for a long time.
	37 minutes.
	And he's talking about the vaccine, too.
	That's a damn shame.
	Here we go.
	Let me try this.
	You're going to call him?
	Wow, that's unorthodox.
	It is.
	Now I've seen everything.
	I feel like you should get a fair shake, even though the tech is a little goofy.
	My wife was playing, I think, poker or something with her mom and her dad.
	And she goes, what's wild?
	And my wife said, three clubs are wild.
	And I heard my mother-in-law go, three clubs wild?
	Okay, now I've seen everything.
	We're into an automated voice messaging system.
	Ah, farts.
	All right, Mike.
	Michael Bober.
	Oh, whoa, he's back.
	Oh, wait, that was his voice.
	Ah, shit.
	He's not back.
	Hey, Mike, call me.
	Oh, I was just going to give up my phone number.
	That went well.
	That's not good.
	All right.
	All right, we'll pick somebody else.
	Nick Airplanes.
	Nick, you there?
	What the fuck?
	Oh, that is working then.
	Okay.
	Yeah, Nick.
	I want to feel your burn with my heels on.
	I want you to stick the heel of your shoe into my prostate as I come.
	Yikes.
	Oh, that's what Bernie was talking about?
	Yeah.
	That is pretty radical.
	I'll give that.
	That is pretty radical.
	Feel Bernie.
	Anyway, I'm not sure if you've flying recently at all, but I know you have a problem with the attire.
	I think it's getting worse.
	It's not turning into a slumber party.
	It's turning to a club night in the hood.
	It's terrible.
	It's Rodeo Clown Central.
	And remember the other show, I said, I got to show you some examples of this.
	I have the examples here.
	The reason they didn't work on the show is because I fucking emailed them to myself like a retard.
	But I'll email them to Ryan right now.
	It is.
	It's like the crazy...
	You know when you see those ghetto fights on the street during like freak week?
	It's those guys.
	Yep.
	And maybe it's because flights are cheap now or something, But they're so fucking shameless.
	Yeah, and I was going to take pictures and show you guys some evidence, but I thought I would get arrested if I took pictures of this stuff.
	It was so disgusting.
	I saw no fewer than five buttholes because these morbidly obese people were wearing see-through leggings.
	It was disgusting.
	Oh, you actually saw the brown ring around the actual brown ring.
	I'm not talking ass crack.
	I'm talking butthole.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	Actually, that was the original working title for this show.
	I'm talking butthole.
	I thought that was brown ring.
	It did not fly.
	Brown ring was the second title.
	Yeah, it's weird.
	I mean, I know it's a dumb thing to pine for the days of the three-piece suits, but actually, I have a better picture of her.
	What are these fucking giant shower caps?
	But Gavin, why not?
	Why not pine for those days?
	I mean, flight is a miracle.
	Why not dress like it?
	Why not dress up for the days?
	Going to invention church.
	I totally agree with you.
	I'm just saying, maybe that was wrong wording.
	I'm obviously pining for that, but I should say I'm not demanding that.
	But look at this.
	Like, what?
	She's got her shitty tattoos sticking out of the holes in her jeans.
	At least she got jeans.
	She's got, like, I don't know, two-pack Shakir or someone.
	And then that fucking retarded shower cap on top of, like, a bandana.
	Like, what is this mess?
	And by the way, they're not allowed to let you bring a drink on the fucking plane.
	You know how many times I have to chug my waw?
	No, dummy.
	You can take a drink that you bought there.
	She bought it at the gate.
	Oh, at the gate.
	Detective gate.
	Gotcha.
	Have you got everything in that picture?
	Your shitty leather jagid.
	Yeah.
	Of course, her carry-on is twice the maximum that she's going to be sticking over everyone's head because she can't check baggage or pack light.
	I want to see the shoes.
	What were the shoes like?
	Were they flip-flops?
	Dude, sandals?
	This is embarrassing because I'm clearly in first class as I didn't take pictures.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So I had to be surreptitious.
	But here was another one I just thought.
	Like, are you trying to distract bulls?
	Dude, you got to let me go to the airport with a video camera and just document.
	Look at this shit.
	Like, who knew illegal aliens would be the dapper class?
	That kid with the bro one and bro two.
	I mean, at least his colors are relatively muted.
	And he's like, what the hell are you wearing?
	Look at this kid's face.
	Yeah, he's confused.
	Are you addiomine?
	Are you going to be handing out balloons soon?
	Look at her.
	Her ankles are on fire from her hot pink shoes.
	Can't you feel it?
	And that's if you're lucky enough to avoid seeing a fist fight.
	Which they can't do anything about.
	Can you imagine if all the stuff you saw about African-Americans of a certain income level was all rednecks with like cowboy hats on and no shirt?
	Can you imagine the outrage?
	Like the fight at the airport that went viral the other day.
	That's gone now.
	But if it was rednecks and cowboy hats, it would be like, redneck brawl again, ladies and gentlemen.
	They're out of control.
	It's a redneck site called WorldStar where you can see them all do their stupid shit.
	Yeah, see, that's not acceptable.
	Sweatpants are for sleepovers and movie marathons.
	I go suit.
	You know how good it feels to wear a suit, too?
	And the flight attendants treat you really well.
	Yeah.
	Because you're crediting their profession.
	Sure, sure.
	Sure, sure.
	It feels good.
	It really does come up.
	Some of the Chinese ones will actually say Xia Xia when you walk on.
	Shia Shia.
	Why would a homo like you look up women's travel outfits when you're looking at what to wear?
	Shouldn't you be looking at men?
	I clicked how to dress at airport.
	Oh, here we go.
	This is what I was looking for.
	Well, it's usually the women that are the most vicious perpetrators of this.
	All right.
	Let's take one more call.
	Travel outfits.
	They're all sweatsuits.
	Yeah.
	You could wear green ones.
	Given that you're wearing a sweatsuit, but here's some sweatsuits you could wear.
	Sweatsuit with a necklace.
	Sweatsuit with a bangle.
	Men sweatsuit.
	A grey sweatsuit.
	Joseph.
	Hello, Sir Gavin the Gay and the Duchess of the Fag Zone.
	How dare you?
	Go ahead.
	Good.
	I want to take a break from the normal discourse, touch upon a less mainstream topic, sort of a callback.
	I have a slightly overdue beef with you, Gavin, about the importance of attending the funerals of family and friends you loved.
	If I could just set the stage super quick, last month you had a show.
	You told a story you described as macabre of some bitch who had a creamie because of cocaine, and then the baby died a week later, and then she fucking held an open casket funeral for the poor one-pounder.
	Is this ringing a bell?
	Yeah, yeah.
	So I took a note when I listened to this show, and then I've just been busy with work, and I thought I had time now to call back and talk to you about it.
	I will concede, you made a great point, which was, okay, someone you're close with, you actually have had a full life, like your mom or dad, for example, their face has significance to you.
	So it makes sense to have an open casket funeral, probably significance to other people.
	But you said, you know, premature newborn, on the other hand, who could possibly benefit from seeing that corpse, like in an open casket?
	I agree with you there.
	However, you then went on to recount a story of your grandmother's funeral with whom you were very close, and then you justified not attending, and you've made the claim that she would have been okay with you not attending given your circumstances at the time.
	My contention is this.
	You don't attend a loved one's funeral for their sake.
	So it doesn't matter if she'd be okay if you didn't attend.
	You attend for your sake.
	It's for your own benefit.
	So my reasoning is, as a fellow Catholic, we have these rituals.
	I'm sure you know them, you're learning Them and they exist to serve a specific purpose, usually involved with honoring our faith and principles.
	And I believe the purpose of a funeral ritual is to create a setting where you can basically reflect on the impact this person had on you, your own beliefs, and it kind of solidifies that person's significance to you.
	So, of course, your grandma is okay with you flaking on the funeral.
	She's moved on.
	But it's you who missed out by not attending.
	And so I kind of want to challenge you on that.
	I like challenging people who are challenge worthy, like you.
	And I want to see, like, did you feel guilty or not?
	She was in the, like, did you visit her?
	She was six months in the hospice or whatever.
	What's your take?
	It's something that haunts me on a, I would say, a weekly basis.
	I feel deep regret about it and fear.
	I'm not joking.
	She was an atheist.
	She couldn't have given less of a shit.
	And Scottish people generally, funerals, they don't really care for them.
	They put me in a cardboard box, throw me in the ground.
	They don't do the Irish thing for days.
	So it's not really my family's culture or my people's culture for that matter.
	But as a Catholic, you're right.
	I should have gone.
	I talked to her every Sunday most of my life.
	The last few years, it was very repetitive.
	She was losing her marbles.
	It was the same few questions every time.
	Then she went to hospice or whatever, a home, and I couldn't get the letters to her.
	The address didn't get right.
	Eventually, I got the address.
	I thought I did.
	And she died, and I thought, at least I got her letter to her.
	And then the letter came back, and it was like the postage was wrong or some bullshit.
	And so she never, so I think she may have got the impression that Gavin just wants me to die.
	I mean, he stopped calling me.
	I don't get any letters.
	Her son, my uncle, said, your grand would love to hear from you.
	And I'm like, yeah, I sent it.
	And so I think the message was, yeah, you should probably go.
	You had a good run.
	You're 97.
	And then part of me goes, well, maybe that was the right message.
	Maybe it was time to go.
	I mean, she had no quality of life towards the end there.
	And it's not like our conversations meant anything the past, say, 20 of them.
	But yeah, I should have flown up there and gone to her funeral.
	And it's something that haunts me, especially when I have the night terrors.
	And thanks for you bringing that up.
	I'll definitely be waking up at 4 a.m. and drenched in cold sweats, twitching and thinking about one of the worst mistakes I've ever made in my life, which was...
	Well, hey, I got a solution for you.
	I had a grandma, too, that I was very close with.
	I grew up with.
	And like yours, towards the end, no quality of life.
	It was shitty.
	I was like crying, telling my parents, like, can we just morphine her to death?
	Like, this is not cool.
	But, you know, we did the Catholic thing, like, let nature take its course, whatever.
	But I had to, as like the most articulate person in the family and the only son, whatever, whatever, I was tasked with doing the eulogy.
	And writing that was pretty intense.
	I'm glad I did it.
	And I knew that it was going to be me chosen.
	And I delivered it, tears, everything.
	But like, it kind of put a seal on it.
	And I think it put a seal like from what she taught me on my life.
	Like, when I think about it now, I also have emotions every time I think about her, but it's not like terrors and shit.
	It's just like, you know, that's life kind of thing.
	So maybe you just on your own, you're a good writer.
	You like writing.
	Write one for her.
	Don't send, don't share it with anyone, just for yourself.
	Maybe that's a good exercise.
	I don't know.
	Okay, thanks for calling.
	And to me, thanks for crying.
	That's tough.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave.
	Never stop fighting.

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