In this surprisingly LGBTQ episode, we look at Biden's gay speech and commit to making more t-shirts of his typos. Then we laugh at the state of education and proms today before taking a ton of calls. Oh, and Gavin cries like a bitch at the end.
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| *Sings* Dr. Fauci! | |
| Give us vaccines! | |
| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes! | |
| We'll wear our masks and we'll have to stay distant. | |
| We'll wash our hands and we'll be more resistant. | |
| *Sings* Dr. Fauci! | |
| Yes? | |
| Promise us please. | |
| Promise us please. | |
| Nice repertoire. | |
| Hey, I'm going to do a cover song about Dr. Fauci. | |
| What's my wheelhouse? | |
| Well, I like the Sandman song from the fucking 40s. | |
| That's in my wheelhouse. | |
| You got to be careful when you're making fun of people like that, though. | |
| And I was telling my daughter this. | |
| I go, take a step back. | |
| Before you call someone a retard, they might be retarded. | |
| And then that's not funny anymore. | |
| Like a faggot. | |
| Sometimes someone's acting like a faggot and you call them a fag and then you find out they're gay and you go, oh no, not that. | |
| No, no, no, no, no. | |
| Like you go, you suck each other's dicks, that's so gay. | |
| But you don't mean homosexual, you mean lame. | |
| Right. | |
| So I'm not going to make fun of this guy too much, but let's have a look at him. | |
| He's kinda going viral. - Help all the people who have been quarantined. | |
| - Yeah, this kid's on the spectrum. | |
| - And we'll have to stay distant. | |
| We'll wash our hands and we'll be more resistant. - Like I saw a bunch of people going, "This is what it's like when there's no dads in the world." No, this is what it's like when women take fertility drugs and have a baby at 52. - You have a kid that can fight off this disease. | |
| - Okay. - Dear. - Now, not to be confused by this gay song that I think we can make fun of. | |
| Number 12. | |
| I don't think this guy's on the spectrum. | |
| I think he's literally gay. | |
| But his, this is both gay. | |
| I think this is gay in every sense of the word. | |
| Stop, stop, stop. | |
| What came first, the chicken or the fag? | |
| I don't understand. | |
| Is this like the go-to song for parodies? | |
| Or does this guy, did he like the other guys so much that he's doing his own? | |
| Or did someone say, hey, do a Fauci song that's to the tune of Mr. Sandman. | |
| Anyway, keep going. | |
| Mr. Biden, bring my vaccine. | |
| Keep me protected from COVID-19. | |
| Tell me the trick to how I'm Moderna. | |
| Fix up that magic Pfizer or Moderna. | |
| Oh, I bet you'd like a phone. | |
| I hope he's gay. | |
| Don't you? | |
| Yeah. | |
| If he's not gay. | |
| That's scary. | |
| I thought it was a fun song. | |
| You didn't like it? | |
| Then he's a homophobe. | |
| Right. | |
| If he's not gay, he's a homophobe. | |
| Gay? | |
| Fuck that. | |
| I'm making homophobic intro to today's show. | |
| I hope if you're new to the show, you don't think this is what we talk about. | |
| We're actually gay ourselves. | |
| Yes. | |
| So we're talking like when black people use the n-word. | |
| This is like our vernacular in the scene, in the gay scene. | |
| We're old gay though, not this new gay. | |
| This is one of the rare times we're not making out. | |
| Yep. | |
| Notes from the ad guy, please read on air. | |
| Okay, we're gonna read this on air. | |
| Ready? | |
| We're giving away 10 pounds of Wagyu ground beef to callers one and two each. | |
| I'll be sending you and Ryan. | |
| Oh, wait a minute. | |
| He said to please read this on the air, but then he used his own first person and said, you and Ryan, meaning me. | |
| I'll be sending Gavin and Ryan a couple of pounds this week from the Bubster. | |
| Sick. | |
| That's fantastic. | |
| So remember that we're likely to forget. | |
| So if you were caller one or two today, Make sure you say, hey, I'm caller one or two today. | |
| But let's get to Tactical Walls. | |
| Thank you guys, the audience that is, for interacting with Tactical Walls and Tactical Tim and his team. | |
| Tactical Tim and the Tactical Team will customize anything you want to keep the family safe. | |
| Please show the customized merchandise Tim has sent, he asks. | |
| Well, we have this. | |
| But my shelf, which is, Ryan made a fun little gift thing. | |
| It's actually at the new studio. | |
| We were wondering, we got a lot done today. | |
| Yes. | |
| We, uh, there's, there's three or four sets. | |
| There's a green room. | |
| There's the bar where I'm going to interview just trades people and war vets and stuff that are not famous. | |
| So they don't get the fancy set because they're less than yeah. | |
| Celebrities. | |
| Then there'll be the celebrities sit down area. | |
| Everything looks kind of like a space thing. | |
| It's all white. | |
| And then there'll be this room that will be much fancier with TVs behind me. | |
| Now I've done that before and they tend to glare. | |
| So we'll see if that works. | |
| It worked at CRTV. | |
| Right, that's true. | |
| But there was some space. | |
| Maybe you could sort of move... I don't know. | |
| Who cares? | |
| We won't bore you with the details. | |
| But my fancy shelf that Tactical Walls made me will be there. | |
| And that's the thing where I move a guy and then booze comes out. | |
| I just gave away my secret safe, which is not good. | |
| Tactical Walls doesn't just do gun stuff. | |
| The Modwall system from Tactical Walls can be used to organize your sporting goods, outdoor equipment, and your tools. | |
| And guitars, if you're Ryan Katsu Rivera, Shred Master 5000. | |
| That rules. | |
| Right now, my listeners get 20% off all orders at tacticalwalls.com with promo code GAVIN. | |
| Hide anything you need with tacticalwalls.com, promo code GAVIN. | |
| Even if you need to hide your wife, hide your kids, adds our copy guy. | |
| And then he adds, because someone's trying to cash you outside, how about that? | |
| So you'll notice the references with our copy guy, even though he's about 20 years younger than me, or more, are at least 20 years old. | |
| The team in Tactical Walls will help keep your family safe. | |
| TacticalWalls.com. | |
| Promo code Gavin. | |
| I'm Gavin McInnes? | |
| Is just randomly thrown in. | |
| Dude, I think you should just tell me generally what to say and stop writing this copy. | |
| It's getting embarrassing. | |
| TacticalWalls.com. | |
| You've just now, like this week, figured out you don't have to write www. | |
| TacticalWalls.com. | |
| Promo code Gavin. | |
| Thank God. | |
| Wait, hold on a second. | |
| Now it's Gavin? | |
| Because look at the graphic. | |
| Look at... Gavin 15. | |
| Well, the good news is they all work. | |
| They do? | |
| Okay, good. | |
| Yes. | |
| I believe Gav works, too. | |
| Ooh! | |
| So, Tactical Walls thought of that. | |
| Tactical Walls also made us this wonderful trophy. | |
| Um... Oh, shit! | |
| What part was that? | |
| The six-pack that my dad was touching and he broke. | |
| The six-pack came off? | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Thanks, Dad. | |
| Oh no. | |
| I miss him already. | |
| Actually, I did miss him and now I don't miss him anymore. | |
| That quick. | |
| That's how quick it is. | |
| So you know the way this show goes, folks. | |
| We take calls. | |
| We shoot the shit first. | |
| This initial part is free as an audio podcast. | |
| And then the rest is behind the pizzay wall. | |
| I'll be drinking Pepsi here because I'm trying to stay healthy. | |
| My night terrors last night were so late, it was 5 a.m., and I thought, eh, that's like six hours sleep, I might as well just get up. | |
| And it's weird, because usually night terrors are an hour of fear and nightmares and anxiety, and then you fall back asleep and you wake up feeling great. | |
| But when you just get up, then you sort of deal with the terrors live. | |
| And you go, these are gay. | |
| Okay, I got to stop it with the homosexuality. | |
| You go, these are stupid. | |
| I'm done. | |
| And you just figure them out. | |
| That's one thing I wanted to talk about with anxiety and booze and stuff. | |
| Anxiety is like a debt. | |
| There's a reason you're freaking out. | |
| And it's because you have problems you need to solve. | |
| So you can drink it away, you can Xanax it away, you can postpone it, but it'll just come back twice as bad tomorrow. | |
| Now I understand sometimes you wanna drink it away, like when Eric Bolling's son died, I heard he drank every night with him and his wife would get shit-faced every night. | |
| Totally understand that. | |
| That's not something you're gonna solve anytime soon. | |
| But I say you can do both. | |
| Chip away at your worries for as long as you can in the day. | |
| And then if it's getting like 9 o'clock, 8 o'clock, for me it's much earlier, then you can start having a drink. | |
| So at least you've chipped away at it. | |
| Like, for example, this isn't, I didn't have anxiety about this, but I fucking hate the paperwork you need for passports. | |
| My kids are American, Canadian, British citizens, and I have to keep all their passports current. | |
| So, what I do is, I know it's a boring job, I gotta get their birth certificates, do-do-do. | |
| Instead of saying, today I'm handling the passport problem. | |
| No, I allot. | |
| An hour a day or so, when I have to do that. | |
| And then I work on it for an hour, and then I say, fuck this, this is boring, and stop. | |
| Same with the studio. | |
| I just started chipping away at it, instead of saying, I have to finish the studio today. | |
| And then another good thing about that is, you start gaining momentum, and then you start just finishing it on your own anyway, it's not such a chore. | |
| Just gonna send it! | |
| So that's my piece of advice for today's show. | |
| Get out of the all or nothing and get into the chip away. | |
| The reading thing really helped me read. | |
| Your reading tip of like you don't have to reread the page if you're zoned out. | |
| It's not school. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Great. | |
| It's great. | |
| It's just a record. | |
| Like if you put on a record you can zone out. | |
| Now I like to read books like Heather McDonald's The War on Cops and it's a shame if you were to miss even one page of that book. | |
| But, uh, okay. | |
| Pick it up later. | |
| Read it twice. | |
| Mill around. | |
| All right, so let's get back to that, uh, that guy singing the Fauci song. | |
| Because I want to talk about, uh, COVID for a second here. | |
| Is it over? | |
| I noticed at the gym people... No, finish the song. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| I noticed people at the gym being a lot less stringent about it. | |
| I had a pizza today, and the guy making the pizza stopped to tell me to put my mask on. | |
| So that was boring. | |
| But I kind of feel like the vibe is it's over. | |
| Here in New York, they said everything is going to be perfectly normal on July 1st. | |
| But that was de Blasio saying that, not Cuomo. | |
| Can de Blasio violate state law? | |
| We don't know. | |
| And now we're open till 12, May 31st. | |
| Oh no, you can stay late past 12 now in outdoor seating, which I'm sure the neighbors love. | |
| And then by May 31st, I think, we're going to be fully... I'm boring myself talking about this. | |
| But it's more about the vibe. | |
| And that's a trippy thing to quantify. | |
| But I just feel in my tits that people are over it. | |
| And the Karens, they weren't really worried about COVID. | |
| They just liked finally having some power and being able to enforce rules. | |
| And I feel like they're kind of losing their power and are less likely to enforce the rules. | |
| Like, can you imagine someone coming up to you in New York City and saying, put your mask on? | |
| No. | |
| That's one of the good things about de Blasio wrecking the city. | |
| There's so many junkies everywhere shooting up heroin that you doing something as irrelevant as not wearing a mask. | |
| Not a thing. | |
| Can we see this song? | |
| It's beautiful. | |
| So do gays like him? | |
| Like, is he not annoying in gay land? | |
| Please bring me jail They call you sleepy, but you're pretty woke I'm so tired of quarantine Mr. Biden, bring my vaccine So do gays like him? | |
| Like, is he not annoying in gay land? | |
| Is there a gay dude going, "Oh my god, I'd love to make out with that guy." I don't know, he seems to suck. | |
| Well, that's evident. | |
| Where's my vaccine? | |
| I need a rollout. | |
| That's good for a queen. | |
| Grab your syringe. | |
| But make sure you're cleaning it. | |
| And stick it in me like you're really immune. | |
| It's a bit of biting. | |
| Hey, I'm Mr. Biden. | |
| I'm not afraid. | |
| Yeah, I'm really not afraid. | |
| Inoculate me so I can't get laid. | |
| I can't take much more of that. | |
| He's got like a real vacant look in his eyes. | |
| I think that's what he's going for. | |
| Right. | |
| Maybe that's sexy and genuine? | |
| It's too good. | |
| Too constant. | |
| Every shot. | |
| You're showing full eyeball. | |
| Yeah, that's the shtick. | |
| Ryan, you dunce. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Who is that guy? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I know you don't know. | |
| don't know. | |
| Just briefly here, we just found the people who were behind debunking the whole Wuhan myth. | |
| We're working for Wuhan. | |
| One, three. | |
| That's the funny thing about people just, especially lefties, if it fits the narrative, they take China's dictums as fact. | |
| So they went, China's handling it so well, they're doing a great job. | |
| Yeah, no, they said they are. | |
| Oh, China has a lot less people per capita in prison than we do, and we can prove it. | |
| No, you can't, A. And B, they killed their bad guys. | |
| They murdered them. | |
| It's a fucking shithole full of lies. | |
| And flies, for that matter. | |
| But yeah, the scientists debunking the Wuhan lab leak theory admit being collaborators and honorees of the Chinese Communist Party. | |
| Now, the reason I bring that up, of course, is because we're just hearing about Biden and we got to start doing all new shirts. | |
| He just did a speech this weekend and I thought, should we live stream this? | |
| But then I thought, is that good entertainment? | |
| I don't think it is. | |
| Because he'd just be sitting there doing a speech. | |
| So you're watching a shitty speech. | |
| I can't really interrupt him, right? | |
| Because you're going to miss out on the bloopers I'm about to show you. | |
| So you'd just be watching me in the corner of the screen going... I don't think, unless it's War of the Worlds, I don't think we're a live kind of a network. | |
| I'd rather just... | |
| Let the thing pass. | |
| And when I say live, I mean like live stream an event. | |
| Let the thing pass and then show you the funny bits. | |
| That seems higher quality. | |
| Isn't that your job as an artist to go out and do the dirty work and then come back to the busy person and go, here's the highlights. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think that's my job. | |
| Anyway, here's a shirt. | |
| Oh, wait a minute. | |
| Should we do, we got to do the My Pet Biden bumper. | |
| Oh yeah. | |
| Biden. | |
| We don't have to build back better. | |
| We have to build back better. | |
| There's a t-shirt right there. | |
| Bye! | |
| Wait, what? | |
| That doesn't rhyme. | |
| Plop. | |
| We don't have to build back better. | |
| We have to build back better. | |
| There's a t-shirt right there. | |
| Let's do it. | |
| Click away, ragay. | |
| Okay. | |
| Sorry, 2-0. | |
| You had it up on the screen, so I figured you had it. | |
| Hello? | |
| Moving forward, but we can't stop now. | |
| We're in competition with China and other countries to win the 21st century. | |
| We're at a great inflection point in history. | |
| We have to do more than just build back better. | |
| To build back, we have to build back better. | |
| Oh, I finally get what happened there. | |
| He accidentally said better the first time, so then he corrected himself. | |
| So we have to do better than to build back better? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Build back? | |
| Gotta build back better. | |
| That's all, folks. | |
| See, that's the problem with when he makes a typo, he thinks if he glances over it quickly and corrects it fast, then it's clear. | |
| But no, dude. | |
| What you should have done is said, we have to do more than just build back better. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| We have to do better than just build back? | |
| 1-1000. | |
| We have to build back better. | |
| Now that was a shit show, what you just heard, but at least it's clear. | |
| When you just skim over it fast, we hear, we have to do more than just build back better, we have to build back better. | |
| And you sound like a tard. | |
| He's right on the edge of can we make fun of him or not. | |
| We're in competition with China. | |
| Like, is this mean? | |
| Yeah, kind of. | |
| We go to an old folks home and we're like, haha, she fell asleep while she was eating soup. | |
| Stupid old bitch. | |
| You are the leader of the free world though, so. | |
| It's kind of open for her. | |
| Different set of rules. | |
| I like this one. | |
| I've been trying to figure this out for a while. | |
| Americans shouldn't have to choose between a job and a paycheck? | |
| What? | |
| What are you doing? | |
| Promoting myself, I suppose. | |
| Here we go. | |
| No one should have to choose between a job and a paycheck. | |
| No one should have to choose between a job and a paycheck. | |
| Okay, let's work on this. | |
| Let's put on our thinking cap. | |
| No one should have to choose between a job and a paycheck. | |
| So here's the deal, sir. | |
| I'm giving you an offer. | |
| $50,000 a year and you don't do anything or You have a job, but you don't get paid. | |
| That seems like a pretty easy choice to me. | |
| Yeah, but no, you shouldn't have to choose. | |
| Well, I want to choose. | |
| No, that's fucked up. | |
| I want to choose the first one. | |
| Can we please choose between a job and a paycheck? | |
| Do you know who would pick the first one? | |
| Who? | |
| Everybody! | |
| What the fuck is he talking about? | |
| A job? | |
| Wait, this is perfect. | |
| No, he's meant to destroy the brains of critical thinking people. | |
| Does he? | |
| He's good. | |
| He's like a pandemic, but instead of giving you COVID, he gives you some sort of brain farts where you just can't figure out what the fuck's happening. | |
| Does he mean like no one should have to choose between a job with no paycheck, a job with a shitty paycheck, and then no job at all? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Is that what he means? | |
| Choose between a job and a paycheck. | |
| That's one of the few times I've been unable to understand. | |
| Did anyone in the retweets say anything? | |
| If you unpack it, it sounds like the Zoomer concept of socialism in which everybody is entitled to a billion dollars for doing a job anyone could do that no one wanted to pay them for. | |
| I think that's giving it way too much credit. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So I don't think even socialism says you get a paycheck for nothing. | |
| It says you get a paycheck for less than, you know, a capitalist side. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's enough of that. | |
| Um, 22. | |
| See, if we had watched the whole thing live stream, we'd be sorting through literally hours of content to find these three little nuggets, these three, uh, diamonds in a mountain of rocks. | |
| But there ain't no Coop-De-Ville lying at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box! | |
| That guy died, by the way. | |
| Jim Steinman. | |
| The guy who wrote Better to Hell. | |
| Peace. | |
| I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram on a silver black fat old bike! | |
| One thing that was great that we did live, and, you know, the debates between Kamala and Pence with the fly moment. | |
| That's a moment that you can't really... Oh, good point. | |
| But... | |
| You know, there's no fly moments with this, Nick. | |
| Good point. | |
| That was pretty cool. | |
| Yeah, maybe we should try it. | |
| Do you know what Bat Outta Hell is about? | |
| No. | |
| So, he's in love with this girl, but nothing really grows in this rock and roll hole, and everything is started at a loss. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Dude, what the fuck? | |
| What is he, a Mad Max villain? | |
| You're uglier than Michael Moore. | |
| You look like one of those stupid Batman comics that adults read. | |
| He's called Dr. X-No or something. | |
| It looks like a Thunderdome, dude. | |
| Yeah, it looks like the guy who you get into barter town with. | |
| Actually, no, that guy looked way cooler. | |
| And healthier! | |
| Wait, wait, this guy, though. | |
| No, I wasn't talking about him. | |
| In Road Warrior, to get into barter town, there's the bald guy. | |
| I think Mad Max came with a bunch of drinking water. | |
| But then he scanned it and it was radioactive. | |
| Max, you fucker. | |
| Look at Road Warrior, Barter Town, Gatekeeper. | |
| Pig killer. | |
| Not pig killer. | |
| Don't say pig killer. | |
| So, Barter Town, what? | |
| Gatekeeper? | |
| Gatekeeper. | |
| Admissions guy? | |
| Bouncer? | |
| Boss? | |
| No, he doesn't run Barter Town. | |
| Mad Max? | |
| Alright, fuck it. | |
| Why did I hope you could do something? | |
| So Meatloaf says, I'm leaving. | |
| He's gonna hit the highway like a battering ram and he leaves. | |
| And she's really hurt that her boyfriend's leaving her. | |
| But sorry, this town sucks. | |
| So he didn't see the sign to turn till it was way too late. | |
| And he dies. | |
| He's at the foot of a burning bike. | |
| But then, just like a sinner, before the gates of heaven, I'll come crawling on back to you, his ghost rises up from the wreckage. | |
| And then, I assume like a wiggly kind of a sperm thing, he goes, Flying on back. | |
| How do ghosts move? | |
| How do ghosts move? | |
| Do they wiggle their little tail? | |
| Do they have tails? | |
| Are they fish? | |
| Is it like a fish thing? | |
| Snake or fish? | |
| Do they kick their legs at all? | |
| Do they fly? | |
| I think it's more dragon like. | |
| Or just sort of like wisp, like a windy thing? | |
| If there's any ghosts watching tonight, call in and we want to know how you move. | |
| I don't get the physics of it. | |
| The autocompletes are how do ghosts act? | |
| How do ghosts fly? | |
| How do ghosts form? | |
| How do ghosts form? | |
| Well, ectoplasm surrounds the soul. | |
| Yeah, so let's go back to this. | |
| 2-2. | |
| Now, you're going to understand what he's saying because we're all learning this strange Vulcan language he speaks, but pretend this was written down and you were a high school teacher and you had to grade it as in an ESL class. | |
| Maybe turn off Battle of the Hell at some point. | |
| You can see on television the viciousness of the hate crimes we've seen over the past year, this past year and for too long. | |
| I urge the House to do the same and send legislation. | |
| Okay, stop. | |
| So you know what he's doing, right? | |
| His eyes suck, as all old people's eyes do. | |
| I'm wearing glasses. | |
| So the type is huge. | |
| And so sentences are chopped into pieces. | |
| So he's reading them as though they're independent sentences. | |
| Like, I hate Ryan's bad attitude. | |
| Yeah. | |
| We'll go back to the beginning. | |
| You can see on television the viciousness of the hate crimes. | |
| Yeah, so he said the viciousness of the hate crimes. | |
| So he thought he was done with the viciousness of the hate. | |
| Crimes. | |
| You can see on television the viciousness of the hate crimes. | |
| Oh no. | |
| See, what you do there, if you had a brain, you'd be like, the hate and the hate crimes. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| You fucking roll with it. | |
| Look ahead or maybe have read this once in your life. | |
| Remember when Pelosi ripped up Trump's speech after he did it? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Did he rip up his speech before he did it? | |
| By the way, this is how I like my bitches. | |
| Sitting way behind me with their mouths shut. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Of the hate crimes we've seen over the past year, this past year. | |
| And with dead goat eyes. | |
| We've seen over the past year, this past year and for too long. | |
| I urge the House to do the same and send that legislation to my desk, which I will gladly, anxiously sign. | |
| I also hope Congress will get to my desk the Equality Act. | |
| What's a desk? | |
| LGBTQ America. | |
| He better get that on his desk. | |
| Let's authorize the Violence Against Women Act that's been law? | |
| I want you to know your president has your back. | |
| Another thing, let's authorize the Violence Against Women Act, which has been law for 27 years. - Let's authorize the Violence Against Women Act that's been law? | |
| How do you have to authorize it if it's already been law? | |
| - Right. - Let's authorize the No Murder Act. | |
| That's been law since the beginning of time. | |
| And the No Flying Act, where human beings cannot take off into space. | |
| He's turned slowly Morse into Mitch Hedberg. | |
| I need to authorize the No Fly Act. | |
| There is hate. | |
| Crime. | |
| Humans eat for free in the sky. | |
| 27 years ago I wrote it. | |
| Wrote it. | |
| 27 years ago I wrote it. | |
| I wrote that. | |
| You wrote it? | |
| That was cute. | |
| You wrote it all the way to the White House. | |
| What the fuck's on her face? | |
| Good Trevor? | |
| God? | |
| Trayvon? | |
| Goal trouble. | |
| Good trousers. | |
| Goal trousers. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Goal trouble. | |
| That's my goal. | |
| Good trouble. | |
| Oh, good trouble. | |
| Is it good trouble? | |
| Yeah, I bet it's good trouble. | |
| They love that. | |
| If not, that's... I'm a bad girl. | |
| I'm getting into trouble, but it's good trouble. | |
| I like to fuck shit up once in a while. | |
| That's why I wear a slave trader's scarf. | |
| 27 years ago, I wrote it. | |
| It'll close the act that has to be authorized now. | |
| We'll close the boyfriend loophole to keep guns out of the hands of abusers. | |
| Is that back to the beginning? | |
| Oh, so you see how that's probably the reason why it didn't sneak its way into being law. | |
| If they're holding up on it, they're not, they don't want women to be beat up. | |
| They're like, well, this is a way for you to take guys' guns away. | |
| And so we're not just going to let you do that. | |
| This is a second amendment attack that they snuck into this thing. | |
| That's why it's been sitting, you know. | |
| But he said it's been law for 27 years. | |
| Do we have laws that are not, that are just sitting there? | |
| There's no laws? | |
| That's not what a law is as far as I'm concerned. | |
| It's a proposal, it's a bill, whatever. | |
| Anyway, so you're watching this clown and you go, does anybody like him? | |
| Aren't you embarrassed? | |
| And it's hard to gauge because social media is controlled by assholes. | |
| But Twitter, if you look at Twitter, you know, trending, you'll see that Joe Biden is doing incredibly well. | |
| But if you start sniffing around, say, YouTube, and you look at downvotes, dislikes, you see that he's disliked to the tune of about 100% more than the people who like him. | |
| Now I heard that YouTube had capped the dislikes at 12k, so they're still working on that. | |
| But, you know, people have eyeballs and they see things live and they can see him getting downvoted because he's... he has dementia. | |
| I'm suing the world. | |
| There's a band when I grew up called The Honest Engine, and they have a song about their friend who died. | |
| He killed himself. | |
| And they go, we sat around and we sued the world. | |
| We sued the world for bodily harm. | |
| We've caused too much hate in our time. | |
| Too much. | |
| There was a weird thing in the 80s where hardcore singers weren't trying to sound cool or tough. | |
| They sounded sort of like the Dr. Fauci. | |
| Right. | |
| I think the descendants started it. | |
| Or at least made it popular. | |
| So it'd be like, it's not, I'm going to grind and let out all the aggression. | |
| Well, all right, that's what I need. | |
| I kind of liked it in a way because it was like, I'm not trying to be cool, but I want to sue the world for abusing an elderly man. | |
| I feel bad. | |
| Well, outside of the part that he's ruining earth, I feel, I feel bad for him. | |
| I feel, I feel bad for the bad guy. | |
| It's kind of like Gargamel. | |
| Like, you're mad at him for hurting us Smurfs, and you want to fuck Smurfette for some strange reason, I don't know why, but you also kind of feel bad for the guy. | |
| Like, no one's ever hugged Gargamel. | |
| I don't know where he grew up, but yeah, she's so pure. | |
| That was a bad animation of her. | |
| She's got big feet. | |
| She's got some dofers. | |
| The good news is, by the way, amidst all this fake news, that we have someone who will be tackling academia and showing us what's really going on in the media, especially when it comes to the Biden family 2-4. | |
| You can see that Hunter Biden will be guest teaching a class on fake news at Tulane University this fall. | |
| So I know we lose hope sometimes, and we think clown world is reaching infinite proportions. | |
| But don't worry, because the pendulum swings back, and now we have Professor Hunter Biden to explain to us what bullshit this is. | |
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| Alright, things are about to get very fun because speaking of clown world, Hunter Biden teaching a class is nothing. | |
| Nothing compared to what is happening to education. | |
| Remember the guy who was fired for laughing at a dude in a prom dress? | |
| Tip of the iceberg, but unfortunately you cheapskates will not be able to indulge in this iceberg because we're leaving you now. | |
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