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April 8, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S03E96 - FIGHT DAY
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Frightened Rabbit from where are they from?
Selkirk.
Selkirk, yes.
Which is what Robbie Burns called his grace, the Selkirk Grace.
Is Robbie Burns from Selkirk?
No, he's from Ayrshire.
I'm speaking to Jimmy McInnes, of course.
He's back with us.
I think we've had enough of Jim for a while, right?
Well, I'm sure.
You want to maintain the scarcity quotient and keep them wanting more.
But we've been playing Scottish music all week, and Frightened Rabbit are a great band.
The singer killed himself because he lives in Scotland.
They're right along the English border.
I always, with bands, I always say, where are they from?
That's how we organize them in our heads as I was a young man.
But I don't think young people do that anymore because of electronic music and going to shows isn't that important.
And bands, I don't know, travel more.
Their music gets out easier.
So I don't think kids today care where you're from.
You know what I think a lot of that has to do with?
We were talking about this in the music group, is most of the music that people hear is rap and trap.
And you could distinguish whether somebody's from Boston or New York or California by their accent.
And blacks kind of subvert local accents.
They have their own kind of subculture that doesn't sound like a Boston accent or a Florida accent or the Pennsylvania twang.
So it doesn't really matter where anybody's from.
It's all rap anyway.
So you're saying it doesn't matter where blacks are from.
Yeah.
So, and most music that's popular now is black music.
Yeah, and there was that one famous video about like different dialects of hood slang, and it's just, you know, it's pretty much the same.
There's Houston and there's like Hotlanta and stuff.
It's pretty much the same, but they say different things.
Right.
But it's the one kind of slang accent.
Aave.
Anyway, that song gets pretty good.
They've got slow jams, fast jams, great jams.
They're a great band.
Great.
I heard about them when I was making a Christmas mix.
Oh, great.
It's about Les's.
But jump ahead to the chorus.
Oh, you know, who's another great Scottish band is we were promised jetpacks.
I wonder if they're still around.
Look them up.
We went to see them once.
I was wearing that hat and I was screaming from the audience, fuck England!
Every time there was silence, and they were not into that.
Six years ago.
Six years ago, huh?
Seems to be.
But Wikipedia would tell them if they're still touring.
I think they might be done.
Anyway, we've got a fun show for you today.
Lots of sort of anthemic choruses.
They're very dramatic, the Scots.
Maybe it's all those moors and mountains and violence.
Another great Scottish band is...
Oh, shit, what are they called?
Sebastian...
Me and Sebastian or something?
Bell and Sebastian.
Yep.
Geez, we might have to do two weeks on Scottish bands.
What happened with We Were Promised Jetpacks?
Are they still around?
See, according to Wiki.
Yes.
Since forming 2003, the guitarists left the band 2019.
So they're still going.
Oh, I got a hold of their manager and I said, you guys need to dress better.
You're wearing, you look like gamers.
And look, they listened to me.
They're all wearing black dress shirts.
That's exactly what I said.
No way.
Cool.
Well, not in that, but in the previous clip you showed.
Other guy's got a black dress.
I said, wear all black, black dress shirts.
That'll be your look.
Well, this is Belle and Sebastian.
Oh, farts.
But one guy's got a black dress up.
He dressed so bad.
Yeah, there we go.
I mean, that just looks like your tech repair guy from Best Buy.
People pay money to go see a band.
They want a spectacle.
You're not thinking outside the box when you don't dress up.
Today's book is The Trouble with Islam by Irshad Manji.
You've read this book, right, Dad?
Yes.
I'm pretty sure it used to be called The Trouble with Islam.
And in reprints, they added today.
Oh.
Because she tried to have a rational, sober discussion at Islam.
Basically, her contention is it's a nice religion, but then the sand people, the Bedouins, the travelers, the radicals, took it over and they bastardized it, and now it sucks.
And we need to get back to the pure original form.
She's gotten a ton of shit for this.
Like death threats and everything.
Had to get round-the-clock security at her home.
Just for having a rational kind discussion that's ultimately pro-Islam.
You can't do that.
Well, but, you know, what people Muslims do all the time is they mix up what Muhammad said when he was in Mecca and what he said when he was in Medina.
And the two things are completely and totally different.
Yes, so you can pick and choose.
Well, you can really pick and choose because what was said in Medina abrogates what was said in Mecca.
It's the same way the New Testament, you know, abrogates the Old Testament.
Right.
I'm going to have to look up abrogates, but I know exactly what you're talking about.
My problem with this book is, how is it able to be hijacked?
I mean, Christianity has those snake guys who think that they are immune to venom.
They can't hijack Christianity.
That's not going to happen.
So, why were you so susceptible?
She's a Les, by the way.
Well, I mean, you've got to remember that they were indoctrinated from day one.
Right.
But why?
Why did we get to that point?
Well, because they believe that, I'm sure she believes that Islam has really gone astray because she was thought it was such a beautiful religion.
And now people are telling her, no, that's quite a hateful religion.
Well, she probably found out the hard way when she came out of the closet.
I've noticed that if you ask Robert Spencer, not Richard Spencer, dumbass, his contention is it's the Quran.
Oh, absolutely.
And by the way, you're not allowed to quote what Winston Churchill said of the Quran.
Yeah.
That's racist.
He predicted all of this trouble.
You know, I go back and forth.
I say we spend too much time talking about radical Islam in America.
It's not really a problem.
But then we've had two Muslim attacks recently that no one's talking about.
Ow.
Ow.
Go to 2-1.
We've just already forgotten about Colorado.
And everyone's focused on the mental illness, right?
Not the Muslim.
It's a Muslim terrorist killed 10 people in Colorado.
That has just been dropped.
Forgotten.
Let's move on.
It's no big deal.
And then shortly after, a radical black Islamist, 2-2, went and stabbed a cop at the Capitol.
And obviously there's an argument for mental illness as there is with every mass killing or killing in this sense, political killing, but it's terrorism.
And you don't afford the right the same courtesy.
For example, I saw an interesting discussion with the Covington about the Covington Catholic school kid.
And it was Russell Brand, of all people.
Where is that?
Yeah, that's it.
But wait, before we get to that.
So if you're a Muslim, we just say it's mental illness and forget about it.
If you're right-wing and you smirk, it's the apocalypse and it's covered all day, every day by every news source.
What do you think about the MAGA hat kid?
Is this something you've sort of spoken about before?
The kid wearing the MAGA hat, confronting the indigenous man, and, you know, people said he's smirking.
He's wearing a MAGA hat.
He's smirking.
Big scandal ensues.
Kid ends up winning $275 million from CNN.
I ask you simply because what was being said was he's smirking.
He's smirking at that man.
It was an interpretation of an emotion and a pejorative one because of the MAGA hat, presumably.
And the results of this are now sort of, you know, and what no one talks about is the black Hebrew Israelites who started the whole mess.
And we're goading everyone.
Exactly.
And calling the Covington Catholic school kids child fuckers or you got raped by Jesus and all this other stuff, which if you said that to a Muslim, if you're a redneck and you're like, Muhammad fucked an eight-year-old, you could be arrested.
But that was totally glossed over by the press.
I'm interested in the way that the sort of culture war is playing out in our sort of emotional.
Because politics is emotion now.
Yeah, so I'll just adjust your description slightly, just the terms of what you said, because I would say it, I understand what you're saying, but I would say it slightly differently.
What I would say is they didn't interpret an emotion.
They interpret a facial movement.
Right, yeah.
Yes.
The double standards we have here.
And infer, and that means that exactly.
They inferred an emotional meaning to a facial movement.
Nobody reads anybody else's face.
Nobody reads anybody else's body postures.
Faces and bodies are not a language to be read.
We are inferring the meaning of movements just in the way that we talked about at the beginning of our chat.
We are inferring the meaning.
Our brains are automatically inferring the meaning.
So a scowl or a smirk can mean many things, right?
A smirk can mean happiness, it can mean contempt, it can mean fear, it can mean anger, it can mean many things.
And actually, you know, if you look at the evidence, like the actual scientific evidence, what you see is that, for example, people scowl about 30% of the time when they're angry.
That's the stereotype of the supposed expression, the universal expression of anger is to scowl.
So people scowl about 30% of the time.
That's more than change.
Why are you shaking your head?
Because it's all complete and absolute rubbish.
I mean, so if somebody smiles at you, I mean, is that, you know, some swing how much they hate you?
Right.
Well, the reason I played that is because there was so much anger about him, and it was all an interpretation of his smirk.
That he hadn't said...
And my interpretation of his smirk.
His smirk is pejorative.
My interpretation of his smirk was, let's defuse this.
Hey, man, I don't want any trouble.
Okay, you got your drum in my face.
All right, let's just wait this out and hope things don't escalate.
And then the left took his smirk as, yeah, I took your land, bitch, and I'll take it again.
Oh, it's pathetic.
Speaking of pathetic, we should get to my fights.
Last night, my dad had had a few, and he said, you're a disgrace to the McInnis name.
You couldn't fight your way to a wet paper bag.
He said, I would beat you right now in front of your family just to show them that they're not safe.
And he did, and he started punching me.
I don't think I was trying last night, but I said, Look, let's go to a boxing ring and we'll settle this like men.
And then we got there, and he said he said his leg hurt.
So I was stuck fighting animals because I'd already booked the space.
Let's take some looks.
Is that the first one?
Is this chronological order?
Brian, the playback is pathetic.
It couldn't look worse.
I know I'm trying to get it on this computer here.
What's the problem here?
This computer doesn't lag.
The one to my right.
Okay.
So, I'm sending it to there, but it's only about 40% right now.
We shouldn't have started the show if this is not ready.
That's unwatchable.
Too good.
Totally unwatchable.
So, that's a fucking pain in the ass.
While that is transferring, let's check out this video.
Are you allowed to check out videos without it looking like shit?
1-1?
This is weird.
So, there's a bunch of new illegals in town.
And in town, I mean America.
And I guess over in Austin, someone spots a security guard-looking dude piling a bunch of illegal kids into the back of a minivan.
Now, this could be a myriad of things.
The worst case scenario is child sex trafficking, obviously.
The more likely scenario is they're illegals, they're getting sent somewhere else.
Their parents abandoned them long ago.
And so they stayed at the church for a while.
This guy doesn't have car seats.
No one gives a shit about safety in Mexico.
So he's piling them in there to take them to some other shelter.
That's just a guess.
And that's the two ends of the spectrum.
Who knows where we are in the gray area?
You got a car seat for them?
You got a car seat?
That's illegal, bro.
Where are you taking these kids?
That's illegal.
If you get in a traffic accident, where are you taking these kids?
You have a car seat.
That's illegal.
How is this Christian?
We need the police over here.
They got a bunch of kids in our car seats.
You're violating Texas law.
Who is this right here?
Hey!
You have no comments.
You're not struggling there illegally.
You're about to run a human being over.
You got all these children in there.
Alex is...
I don't remember him being this politically active.
Where are you taking these children?
Are you part of these?
You got to be legally in that vehicle.
You're not a part of this organization?
Who are you?
Where are you taking?
Where are you?
Who do you think it is, Dad, on the spectrum?
This is a massive smoke.
It could be anything.
It could be anything.
Where are you taking these kids?
And now, sir, they have kids from the kids.
They don't even have costs.
This is even worse than I can ride.
Why are we still discussing wagons?
Weeks after this is initially a problem.
Who do you work for?
Are you a part of this organization?
So you don't know where these kids are going?
No, no, they came from over there.
They're not being checked for COVID.
So you don't know who you work for?
We need to call the police right now.
I want to know where these kids are going.
So they don't want the police called because they're illegal.
That lagging is driving me fucking insane, and I'm going to start trashing things.
But why wouldn't they just call 911?
They did.
Oh, they did.
Yeah, cops show up shortly.
If we can tolerate it.
Violating state law!
Everyone is here.
You're killing me!
They're not going there.
You're not making any sense, sir.
Identify yourself.
Who are you?
Who are these kids?
At least that's true.
Where did you get them from?
From the church.
From the church.
Where's the church?
Okay, so we just want to make sure that this is all good, okay, sir?
I understand you're probably trying to help, at least appearing to, but you literally have a bunch of kids in here, a bunch of miners, all by yourself.
Meanwhile, the cops don't want to deal with this because if they take a bunch of illegal kids back to the station, that's paperwork forever.
The whole place is chocolate block.
What are you doing now?
What do you mean?
Are you exporting something in Premiere?
Closing tabs.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
The boxing video, so that way it's quicker to send over.
Oh, a Vay.
That's going to take forever, dude.
No, it's in four minutes.
So what happened when the police arrived?
I don't know.
Oh.
The whole thing's a question mark, right?
Well, let's keep going.
Are you doing that in our hiding radio?
Go to the head of the border.
That's the moment we're going to get away from you.
Yeah, all sorts of fucked up.
Listen, these people do not care at all.
Good.
Good.
I was going to drive really slow.
Don't worry about it.
One adult there.
No.
They're not assimilating very well, are they?
This is not how you deal with children.
You don't stuff them in the back of a car.
What the hell's the matter with you?
No car seats.
No car seats.
That's how you used to transport me as a kid.
I remember there'd be a whole bed set up in the back seat.
I'd be a torpedo if there was ever a car accident.
No, I think we always had a car seat for you.
No, no.
But I remember being like seven or eight, and there'd be a sleeping bag with a pillow, and I'd just lie out flat.
Vividly.
That's incredible.
You can remember things that never happened.
That's a talent.
I thought this was a cool video, too.
And if this lags, I'm going to fucking lose my shit.
But COVID.
Patience has run out.
This is a very inspiring video for all of us who are sick of this shit.
Because, of course, the Alex Joneses of the world are mad at COVID.
What is going on?
But now Normies are getting mad.
And this is exciting to see.
This is not radical right-wing rednecks.
These are could be, some of them could be liberals even.
That note has a bit of an ooh to it.
Is that because she wasn't wearing a mask?
No one in the restaurant has a mask.
I guess you don't need a mask when you sit down, but no one standing up had a mask either.
Where is that?
Does it say?
No, no, it just says patience is running out.
I've got a sneaking suspicion that Canadians are being braver than Americans, which isn't the way it's supposed to go.
They're supposed to be the rednecks, the rise again.
Although, I guess in a lot of the redneck states, they're not enforcing these stupid laws.
Oh no, no, Alberta is terrible.
No, I mean, I said states.
So like Florida, Alabama.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought you were going to stay in the state.
So there's nothing to rebel against.
But up in Alberta.
Well, in Canada, it doesn't matter.
It's terrible.
Police are invading churches.
So you're allowed to go to Walmart, but you're not allowed to go to church.
Amazing.
And I saw they had that church in Calgary that's got fenced off, but I thought they were going to bust the church, and then they had them fenced in so they couldn't escape.
But no, they're arresting everyone, well, the priest mostly, and then they've got it fenced off and locked so no one can ever get in, and he can't hold sermons anymore.
You have to try that.
But now I saw a video there of the pastor expelling the police, telling them don't ever come back without a warrant.
And they eventually left.
Yeah, yeah, we showed that on the show.
You were here.
Okay.
The Polish guy.
He says, out, Nazis.
Yes.
Out, Nazis.
Out!
Out!
All right, what's going on here, Ryan?
This is getting embarrassing.
Well, I have smushed down the four-gig file into a less than gig file, so that's good.
That's great, but we should not have started the show if the videos were unplayable.
Let's see what happens here.
So I'll watch it on this phone, which you now have to open, and then in post, you can put it full screen.
Okay, we're now watching me and Tommy chat.
The bell is rung.
I'm just jabbing to save not being punched.
My jabs have no intention of hurting anyone.
Because I know if I get a really good jab close to him, it's going to give him an opportunity to hit me.
This is a cat.
One punch.
This is the guy when we went on that pub crawl and there was the machine where you pay money to hit the speed bag.
He hit it so hard it went flying across the room.
He broke the machine.
Boxing is not videogenic, and people are spoiled by seeing professional fighters.
And I suck.
It's not a good combo.
Oh, there we go.
See, the thing about Tommy is he doesn't mind getting punched in the head.
How do you work with that?
This is, by the way, this is about his fifth or sixth round.
When Coach Ryan's like yelling, belittling shit at you while you're fighting, does that affect you at all or you don't hear it?
No, not in the slightest.
That's the vernacular of the gym.
They call me the mayor of Cupcakeville.
Right now I'm so exhausted I want to die.
I tried not to drink yesterday and I realized that's just nine beers.
That's not drinking.
I don't know.
I thought they called you Canvas Gavin.
See, when you put your hands up there, you're just trying to sleep.
See, when you're fighting someone that's this good, it's just like watching someone train.
This isn't really sparring.
What percentage is he working out of out of 100?
Five.
Wow.
I'm at 105.
What hurts more?
Somebody openly shouted.
Oh, I got him.
Nice.
Nailed it.
Nailed it.
You see that knockout punch?
Let's go back and check out that knockout.
It was incredible.
No, we won't.
Okay.
Now jump ahead to the skinny guy was being too nice, but jump ahead to John.
We try a little more with John.
The big fat cop.
The second round.
What is this spark you keep getting notifications for?
Email.
Why would you have email notifications on?
Just in case you email me or something like that.
You almost never respond to email.
You have notifications for our text.
But I see them.
No, not this guy, the next guy.
This one's boring.
Maybe it's better.
Hold on a sec.
Pathetic.
So that's the new guy.
This is boring.
Let's go to John.
Maybe there'll be some punches.
This is after a knockout, of course.
Oh, wait.
I got to do this on my thing, right?
Let's synchronize the beginning.
I could just sync the audio.
I'm going to go for the bell.
Got it.
There's the bell.
Touch gloves, then just try to avoid him.
Walk away.
See, I don't like cops because they have no fear.
Their fear gland is empty from 20 years of policing.
When someone's tall like that, your only hope is body shots and an overhand right.
But luckily, he doesn't really bend his knees, so if I keep going low, I can deke out his punches.
Slip.
Is he like a butterbean guy?
Oh, that was an okay one.
Like a butterbean guy where he's just a slobber knocker?
Yes.
How does he fare against technical boxers?
Terrible.
Me and John are probably the worst two guys.
Oh, I see.
Which is why I like fighting him, because I get one or two punches in.
And he looks huge.
But he still gives me a headache.
This is my third round, so I'm exhausted at this point.
There we go.
Is this good TV?
I think people want to watch stuff like this.
Terrible overhand, right there.
So the coach said as soon as Gavin is finished, he'll go and flop down on the couch.
Oh, there we go.
They say 30 seconds, and you think, oh, good, we're almost done.
But it goes on for about five minutes.
Please stop.
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
Alright, that was boring.
And it's going to take about 100 years in post.
So let's make a goal to have the lagging problem fixed for the next episode, which is on Monday.
Sure, sure.
I don't think it's the TriCaster.
I think it's a software issue.
There must be a way to have like a cord that goes from that computer to this computer.
So this should just be a mirror.
Right.
Like a hardline plugged in.
Hardline plugged in thing.
Yeah.
All right, let's jump into our favorite subject, which is racism.
Pretty disappointed to see a racist cat using the N-word.
This is how calm the N-word has become.
1-3.
It's now invaded the animal community.
And this is where...
The beauty of that, though, is you don't have to arrest, just kill it.
If you see a cat using the N-word, kill it.
Here was a cool thing.
Eric Bowling, who I used to not like, when I did Sophie Can Walk, that video about my daughter in a wheelchair, she would have been one at the time, so that would have been 13 years ago.
He called it child rape.
And I thought, I don't like this guy.
That's ridiculous.
I know.
It was anger.
I wanted to fight him after that.
And his kids, he's since become a different person.
His son OD'd.
So that alters you.
And I was on his show a couple times.
He's a good dude.
Not my typical kind of pal, Kind of a jock, kind of a dude.
But, you know, a really honest and good guy to hang out with, a bit of a man's man.
But so he's on this show, and he doesn't have any time for bullshit anymore.
He doesn't give a fuck about what anyone thinks, obviously.
And here he is on some British show.
I've actually watched this in bed next to my wife who's asleep, so I haven't even heard the audio yet.
I can just tell that it's awesome by the movement and him taking the mic off.
So here is how you have to deal with accusations of racism.
Nazi is the white N-word.
If someone calls you a Nazi, that's like calling a black person a.
I can't do it.
You don't have a cat.
I don't know.
And everything that these voting laws stand for and what they look like are reminiscent of the Jim Crow policies that my family's lived under.
This, every single thing about it.
So this is all about racial discrimination.
And how dare you try to act like you are somehow a proponent of black people and businesses just to make a point and to try to create a wedge?
It's ignorant and it's just disrespectful.
That's disgusting.
I'm done.
Put me off.
That's disgusting.
I am nowhere anything you're painting me to be.
And the problem with American politics is exactly that.
Because I'm white, you think I'm racist.
That's BS.
I'm done.
Will you just stay...
Eric, will you just stay for this question?
So the question we've got, Aisha, stay for one question, Eric.
Let me put this to you because...
Absolutely, I don't know why I'm staying here.
I don't know why I'm leaving.
I'm going.
Oh, shoot.
You don't leave and then come sit down again.
Aisha, okay.
Then you get to leave twice.
You do get to leave twice.
That was great, but it could have been a hell of a lot better.
We're done.
I'm never fucking you again.
Get out of my house.
Okay, one more and then we'll split.
I saw some cool tattoos for woke white people who aren't racist.
I think this first one is an entire leg.
Oh.
You're not on her account?
I got it.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's his thigh.
Look at the other thing.
You can see his other leg in the foreground.
No, no, no.
I don't mean the other thing.
I mean the other appendage.
So that's his left leg in the background.
So that must be his right leg.
Black Lives Matter, segregation, people holding hands all the way down to his knees.
Is that...
Who's that for?
Is that supposed to...
Are black people supposed to see his...
Wait a minute.
Even with shorts on, you're just going to see maybe a couple signposts and some hands.
So only like women that are fucking him get to see that Black Lives Matter if he's wearing tidy whiteys or nude.
Who are you appeasing?
Let me see the other ones.
George Floyd Odid on Fentanyl.
What a fucking loser.
Just looks Dr. Dre.
And that's way down your arm, too.
That's right on the wrist.
He is a really ugly motherfucker, isn't he?
To be painted so on.
That one's an oldie but a goodie.
I love that one.
Especially when it's the hair grows back.
That's going to be awesome.
Say his name, George Floyd.
Nice hero.
Nice hero.
And then black power, meaning black bears, judging by that paw.
And then when we were, we were, I showed my parents a studio yesterday, and yeah, third world country.
Violent third world country.
It's South Africa now.
New York City is South Africa.
Look at 1.6.
There's always been robberies, but the robberies seem to have a new level of viciousness.
They're particularly sadistic.
Whack.
Always a haymaker from behind, right?
And then the stomping.
He beats him and beats him and then just takes his wallet as he's passed out.
Or this, shoplifting with impunity.
We've defunded the police.
So these Asian shopkeepers are left to just fight.
Fistfight.
So she's got two things up her shirt that he saw her put there.
Noodle thingy, Majiggis.
She thought I was still in burning.
What the fuck happened?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
I'm not touching you.
I'm trying to get past.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Because you're being rude.
Note the climate, too.
No one's going, oh my god, and leave her alone.
They're just laughing.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
I hereby predict Chinese people getting armed and hanging out at nail salons.
Little vigilante armies.
I think so.
But yeah, George Floyd's about to erupt.
Chauvin is going to go very bad no matter what happens.
And the analogy we were using the other day is like if you walk around Manhattan, you slap someone in the face, eventually you're going to get killed.
If there was an old lady who lived in East New York and she had a penchant for late-night walks, she would eventually get raped and murdered, or at least have the shit beaten out of her.
She doesn't deserve that, but if you walk around East New York late at night and you're an old lady, it's going to end up very bad for you.
Same with George Floyd.
Constant drug use, constant screwing people over, constant confrontations with the police.
Eventually, all of those terrible things are going to collide and you're going to die.
Not a hero.
The latest is, what's the latest?
He said, I ate too many drugs.
We talked about that yesterday.
Yes.
And now everyone's talking about the knees, the state.
It's really just coming down to the location of the knee, which is almost impossible to work out if you're not there.
Well, he's only getting no assistance from his superiors.
Right.
Which is the case with all of the military, too.
Ben Shapiro had a good take on Chauvin.
Go to 2-3.
I'm going to have to move it over.
If you watch the actual Chauvin trial and then watch the media coverage of the Chauvin trial, the gap is stunning.
The media are paving the way for riots by ignoring the prosecution's difficulties, and his acquittal is not a remote possibility based on those difficulties.
Washington Post.
Trial to resume after training officer says an unauthorized neck restraint was used on George Floyd.
That's all it takes, by the way.
This ignores the actual takeaway from the use of force experts' testimony.
The force officer admitted that Chauvin's procedure was a lesser use of force than adopted in the past, that it wasn't a chokehold.
That use of force standards change based on drug use or physical statute of a suspect, that he had personally restrained suspects until EMS arrived, that some suspects quickly regain consciousness, and thus sometimes suppression is necessary despite appearances.
All totally and utterly ignored.
All right, let's go to the mailbag here in the bad movie show.
Okay.
Dear Gabby and the God Emperor of the Fag Hares when I lived in Frederick, Maryland for six months.
It has a ton of fantastic attractions, a really nice brewery there.
I hate breweries, though.
A lot of good everyday seasonal brews, blah, blah, blah.
You're also only a half hour from Pennsylvania near Gettysburg.
You can visit some historic sites.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Okay, I think the tourism letters are getting dull.
Salutations, Sir Gav and Squire of the Fag Zone.
Thought you might enjoy these church signs.
Observe the people standing next to the signs, too.
These had me laughing like an insipid schoolgirl.
I'm sure Satan will make them all twerk.
God created therapists.
It is okay to see one.
God loves you just the way she made you.
This is my opinion.
Women are more courageous than men.
Pope Francis.
True patriots condemn white supremacy.
Black Lives Matter.
The opposite of racist isn't not racist.
It is anti-racist.
Ibrahim Akskenti.
That's that like an, isn't he the guy who does heroin every day?
Jesus was a person of color murdered by state-sanctioned violence.
Homosexual people are children of God.
Are you showing these?
Yeah.
Jesus was a brown-skinned refugee.
Wow.
Happy Pride Month.
Jesus had two dads.
We think that's fabulous.
Gross.
Here's someone who puts MD in his email.
Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
NFL pro killed five people than himself in York County.
South Carolina shooting.
When the hell did that happen?
It just happened.
Oh, shit.
April 8th.
Today.
Now, I know if there's no political reasons, and it's two different races, you think racism.
But part of you also, I know I poo-poo the mental illness part of it, but when it's a football player, I can't help but think of head injuries.
CTE.
But again, if it was a white football player and black people, there'd be no talk about mental illness.
None of that.
It would be, look at this disgusting pig.
I am a woman.
I am black.
By the way, remember we were talking about the toast thing where there was the Buffalo, New York morning crew, and they had a funny little bit about how, oh, I like my toast Beyonce Dark.
I don't like it too, Don Cheadle.
And they were using black celebrities to describe skin tone.
Not only is that guy and his co-host fired, the entire staff has been fired.
Executive producer, the soundboard guy, the lighting person, all done.
They have completely expunged Morning Bull Radio from their building.
Banned, don't come back.
They threw out the machines and the speakers, the wires.
Microphones have been smashed with hammers.
And painted black.
I don't know what the...
Symbolic, perhaps?
More on the conversation that has the station and those three hosts in such hot water tonight.
What started as a conversation of tote.
So I'll go, I will never go to a Serena Williams level, but I'm very comfortable with like I'm very comfortable at a Halle Berry level.
Host Rich Bull Gainsler is heard saying K. Leaderman then couldast.
It's such a soft bit.
Yeah.
Compound censored is amazing.
Would also be cool to see people like Pat Dixon.
He spelt his name.
What?
He spelt his name with the word dick in it instead of D-I-X-O-N.
Hi, Gab.
I hear people complaining on the show about how it took God seven days to create the earth.
However, did you know that those were creative days?
Not a day as we know it.
Furthermore, we're living in the seventh day of God's creative rest.
Okay, good to know.
Hey guys, catching up and listening to the STD discussion from last week.
My buddy Mike was in med school in Texas and had to do a two-month assignment at the prison near Houston.
One of the inmates had a stoma bag, and I presume that's a colostomy bag.
And Mike was supposed to clean out the stoma hole in his lower abdomen above his waistline.
He started to clean it and then asked the guy, are these genital warts?
To which the guy replied, better than taking it up the ass.
Wait, wait a minute.
If God created the world in seven days, he hadn't yet created the sun.
So how long was a day?
Well, that's what they just said.
It's very creative.
They're saying we're still in the seventh day.
So it could be a quarter million years every day.
What do you think the eye contact situation is during an event like this?
So it's not clear if this inmate was being raped or he was saying, yeah, you can fuck my hole as a friend.
But neither of those are very promising.
Giant Long letter from a guy called Wild Bill.
And he starts it with, I'll get right to it.
And then it's all about North Texas.
We should move there.
It's great.
I mean, should I read this whole thing?
Denton, for your money, blah, blah, blah.
This looks good.
Cringe movie trailer.
Take back.
Donkey.
Oh, I bet it's about black people being white people, and they're all rich, and they have white slaves.
Happy anniversary, you're a lot of people.
We already talked about this, didn't we?
Teresa, just sent me your video.
Some new show was running it, and it has a million hips already.
What was it like to see your wife in that video?
Well, let it you go.
I'm grown up.
Don't you remember me?
Her husband and stepdaughter don't have a clue.
Mention my husband or stepdaughter here, and I swear there's the kim I know.
Mickey Rourke.
So she saves the day.
Who wants to watch this?
Women don't want to watch revenge fantasy.
Hey, Gary.
Gary Rourke.
Hey, man, do you have a cigarette?
My main concern right now is getting her back.
Boring.
It's no nobody.
That is a lifetime-looking ass piece of crap.
Hey, Gavin, Ryan, and possibly Jimmy.
I thought you'd appreciate this deep fake I made of Anthony.
I was going to make one of you, but your facial hair made it difficult, and Anthony's mugshot worked perfectly.
All right, let's see.
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't you?
That is so creepy.
Don't you?
That's pretty amazing technology.
At no point does it not look like Anthony's alive in that picture.
Why can't you, when you do your imitations, make it this good?
I have a feeling this is like an upload thing, so it already knows every move it's going to make.
I don't know.
The celebrity thing worked like that too, but it was expensive as shit.
And their selection was piss poor.
Here's a link if the video didn't work.
Is this the same guy?
And now I got to log in.
How New Yorkers really feel about Cuomo.
Weed is finally legal in New York.
Now they wild him.
Get out of here.
Mean dance with the partying, guys.
That's at Union Square.
See what I mean?
New York City is a shithole.
Someone's talking about our picture yesterday.
Vinyl versus hardwood floors.
Pleather versus leather.
Fruity rings versus fruit loops.
Food at home versus food at a restaurant.
Are you seeing these?
Yes.
What's taking you so fucking long?
I said yes.
Oh, did you show them all?
I showed all but one.
Okay, then I got that.
That kind of kills the rhythm.
Hey, Gavin, Ryan, got a long time listener.
I'm listening to your show on the app on an Android phone, but at least three times a show, the show pauses, and I have to manually reload the reader.
My app is up to date.
It seems that the problem is on your end.
Anyways, keep up the good work.
Alright, let's send that to their tech guy.
I think we have to take like a major tech break with this show and just fix everything.
All right, last one.
Should we do that?
Hey guys, I have a question for Gavin.
And if Ryan wants to throw his two cents, it wouldn't hurt to learn.
On Easter in St. Louis, Missouri, my 18-year-old nephew was in a car accident with a black woman.
He is white and insured, and I think to everyone's surprise, she was not.
My nephew called the police to report the accident.
This woman called her boyfriend.
The boyfriend arrived, was about 6'4 and 300 pounds, while my nephew is 5'11 and 130 pounds.
He immediately started telling my nephew to empty his pockets and called for the crowd of crackheads that was forming that this white boy needs to pay.
My nephew said, fuck off, and walked into the gas station on the corner to wait for the police.
The man followed him and proceeded to throw him on the ground and start punching him in the head.
The cops arrived and did nothing to this faggot.
He wasn't even present during the wreck and arrived on the scene after.
My nephew started to speak his mind and the police threatened to arrest him for fleeing the scene.
Whoa.
They also told him to lower his voice and that they are going to become the next viral video.
EMTs arrived on site when my nephew explained what happened.
He was told to check his white privilege.
Where is this?
When you're telling us a story like this, oh, St. Louis.
No one was arrested and the police cucked hard.
My question is, what do I tell him?
His dad lives in another city and isn't president.
And I'm not wanting to go full American History X, but what happened was clearly because he was white.
The police and the alphabet boys are catering to protected groups at this point.
How long are we supposed to turn the other cheek?
Never o'clock.
Why don't you tell him the truth?
Jesus, read this email back to him.
He was a victim of anti-white racism and it drips right into the system.
The cops are the same way.
Okay, what's this?
I'm sure I'm behind on the times.
I just started the show Jack Ryan.
What's that?
Oh, is that the guy from the office being a...
Yeah, you're pretty far behind in the times there, dude.
I don't mind them showing both sides, Middle Eastern kids with bombs for bullshit wars, makes for an angry Middle Eastern groups.
The thing is, they really glorify terrorists via justification in the show, and it's kind of gross.
Curious if you've watched it.
I've never watched it.
Ryan doesn't watch TV.
So, why is this country in the midst of one of the greatest humanitarian crises in history?
It is Tom Clancy, right?
Yeah, Tom Clancy.
He usually makes pretty quality stuff.
Jimmy needs to do a breakdown for us.
Okay, we finally got to the last one.
Hope we still have more time with him before he's sent off to his mom's for the weekend.
All right, let's see what we got here.
As Saf, aka Wizquifa underscores once said, if the pussy don't talk, it ain't tight enough.
Bam!
As Saf.
What do you think of that, Dan?
Well, it reminds me of a friend of mine because I wouldn't buy around.
He said to me, I hope my next wife is as tight as you.
Let's go to the final video.
I got a few good ones here.
People who walk their dogs without a leash.
I mean, sorry, they're not civilized beings.
And even the stupid little dogs are going to run into traffic and get run over.
And we don't want to do that.
Not because we give a shit about your little dog, but I don't want blood all over my tires.
And I don't want to stop and pull over and deal with your crying kids.
So put it on a leash.
But when it's a pit bull, I keep seeing more and more of this, or some sort of pit bull mix.
And they want to walk and they want to give their dog freedom.
The freedom to enjoy the park the way they do without a leash.
And of course, when the dog does something ridiculous like attack a kid, I saw a video of that, but I'm not going to show it because it's so disturbing.
Or attack a Clydesdale.
There's nothing they can do.
Check this out.
The guy has a spatula.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Stop pushing.
Meanwhile, horses have been through this before.
Get him, dog.
You mean horse?
We're all rooting for the horse, right?
Not the best camera work of all the dog attack videos.
Wait, don't move it.
Don't move it.
He's literally going to speech.
I think you're good once.
Keep your dog on a leash.
And then this 2-5, this is why I say I'm gay for men without the sex.
This is just fantastic.
Why don't they do more of this in school, too?
I guess it's real cement, right?
Yeah.
That can be clay.
So he just recreates a modern industrial highway bridge using the rebar exactly as they do.
And then he even uses the cement truck, smooths it out.
You know, Africa, these aren't that expensive.
You can build one anytime you want.
See, this makes me hate school so much.
Imagine how valuable this would be as a course in class.
Alright, last video.
I know we hate them back when they were dinosaurs.
They were mean.
And now they're just tiny flying dinosaurs, but it is cool to see their perspective.
Someone put a GoPro on a, I guess a hawk?
That looks pretty cool.
I don't want to get a squirrel suit, though.
You know those flying squirrel suits?
The margin of error seems a little unforgiving.
But this is what they get up to when we're not around.
I believe I can fly.
What kind of animal would you want to be, Dad, if you could be an animal?
If you had to be an animal, I should say.
Yeah, I think a dog.
That way, you know, I don't have to worry about my toilet cleaning.
I got someone else to pick it all up for me.
I got someone to feed me.
Do you think that you hate dogs?
I mean, we all are annoyed by dogs and they're overrated, especially in America.
But that time you were on the bus in Glasgow and you saw an old lady's tiny little dog hump her arm and then jizz all over her.
Oh, yes.
It's disgusting.
Now, what would happen was that the dog was, she was sitting on the front seat of the bus, on the upper level, and the dog was jumping up and down on her lap.
But its genital was rubbing against the edge of a skirt.
And then the dog came all over the skirt.
And she just took out a piece of tissue and cleaned it off.
Totally non-chalon.
That was the beginning of the entry.
Remember, we were in Montreal walking up that mountain, and there was some woman carrying her dog shit in a bag, and you were so horrified you had to run around in front of her so you wouldn't be looking at it.
Well, I remember one time I was in Nusmuna, it was in a Mexican restaurant, and I looked up, and there was a woman with a dog sitting down to eat.
And I thought, this is ridiculous.
Oh, because you don't.
I'm so glad you brought this up because my brother brought this up, and we told him on the show.
And people say, can you confirm if that story actually happened?
It's insane.
Oh, yes.
So I thought, this is ridiculous, bringing a dog into a restaurant.
So I went up to the front desk and said, where's the manager?
Where's the manager?
There's an atund to point and it was a little guru with a little ribbon.
Yeah, with these little things that they wear on their head.
Well, my brother said that when you saw that and realized that, instead of dealing with it, you just ran out.
No, I didn't run out.
I just said, oh, forget the problem.
It's over.
It's not a problem anymore.
But I did that on an aircraft once.
A woman brought a dog onto an aircraft, and it was in the next automatic, a couple of seats down, and I said to the attendant, I'm allergic to dogs.
Can I move?
Thinking, they'll move me up to the front where there's a free booze.
Right, first class for you.
And I'll get free booze.
So she said, first of all, she said, oh, do you have an EpiPen?
I said, oh, that's what I'm concerned about.
I've forgotten it.
Oh, good call.
So they moved me up, but to the role behind where there was the free booze.
Oh.
Physically painful.
I was on a flight once, and I wasn't in first class, but I was walking by first class, and I saw some hairstylist, I assume, and he had two dogs, each with a little thing.
And in first class, when they're on the floor, that's not that bad.
There's still plenty of room.
And I saw him, and then a little bit later, I saw him welcome me and coach, just going, God damn it, fucking shoo.
And obviously, someone had said, do you have a problem being next to these two dogs?
And the person in first class said, yes.
So they had to send him back to coach.
So now he had one at his feet and one on his lap for the duration of the flight.
The dogs on flights are getting unbelievable.
It should be one a month.
And not only that, the range of animals that are now comfort animals.
Peacock's horses.
I think they've changed all that.
But the dog thing has just become a given.
And I think people are doing it because it's cheaper than putting it in a kennel or whatever.
But this business about complaining about people beside you.
There was a Muslim in coach, and he was complaining that he was seated next to a woman.
And of course, you can't go anywhere near a woman who is not your wife or daughter.
So the attendant said to the woman, excuse me, could you come with me?
And walked her into Fustklas.
Oh, nice class.
Beautiful.
A happy ending to a shitty episode.
Folks at home, have a great weekend.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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