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April 8, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #93 - WHAT’S YOUR TARTAN?
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Live from New York, it's Dead Off Module with Devin McKinnis.
That was Big Country and their epinimous hit in a big country.
We're still joined by Jimmy McInnes.
Lots of Jimmy this week.
Wow.
Maybe too much Jimmy.
Should we pull back on the Jimmy?
They love the Jimmy.
They do, but it's like eggnog.
You go, oh, good, eggnog's back.
And then you chug a three-liter thing of it, and then you puke.
And then even if you just smell Jimmy ever again for the rest of your life, you vomit.
So you can get too much of a good thing.
You can't get too much.
Do you have a booze like that where you just, even if you smell it, you'll vomit?
Well, I spent my adolescent years trying to get a taste for Scotch whiskey.
I never managed to.
No.
That's not because you OD'd.
It just isn't in your DNA.
I guess not.
Yeah, I feel the same way with scotch.
And having a mick for a last name at Christmas, everyone brings you fancy scotch and you go, this will rot in my liquor cabinet with all the others.
I hate the peat thing where they have the smoky...
Ooh, it smells like an ashtray.
Yeah, it seems to be the worse it smells, the more expensive it is.
Yeah.
We smoked this.
Why'd you smoke it?
I mean, we smoke fish, so it doesn't go bad, but why'd you smoke perfectly good whiskey?
It's already a disinfectant.
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We were just doing Anthony Coomia's show down the street, and he's got a lot of survival gear.
That seems to be his thing.
Which was Crowder's deal, too.
We don't have survival gear.
And Alex, too.
What?
Alex also.
Yeah.
Well, everyone thought survival gear was stupid, and you're nuts if you're stocking up on powdered pudding.
And then Texas got blanketed in snow.
And that was, Texas was a funny case, because the right said, thanks a lot, assholes.
You said the planet was cooling, and you made us invest in solar and wind, and neither of them work.
And the left said, way to go, dummies.
You didn't spend enough money on your infrastructure because you privatized the energy industry.
That's where we're at with America.
There can be an explosion.
A meteor can hit New York City, and the right will say, thanks a lot, lefties, and explain why.
And the left will say, thanks a lot, righties, and explain why.
Which we're going to see in the Chauvin trial.
Guaranteed, either an innocent man goes to prison or the city burns down.
I say, this is what you do if you're a good president, which Biden is not.
You say, we're putting someone, we're freeing a man who is, by the court of public opinion, known as guilty.
We are freeing him because he's not.
We're going to deploy the National Guard on Minneapolis and beef up the police force.
And anyone who so much as throws an empty beer can is going to jail.
That's what you've got to do.
Do you remember there was, you probably don't remember this.
There was a movie called The Interview where they made fun of Kim Jong-un and they flew down there.
There's two journalists.
It's played by James Franco and Seth Rogan, I think.
And they fly down there and they end up parting with him and they get tons of chicks.
And he's a corrupt moron, basically, Kim Jong-un.
So there wasn't a declaration of war from North Korea, but there was a rumor that they might be mad.
And there were some leaked emails that implied that it's possible that there could be terrorist attacks from North Korea.
No confirmation.
And America shut down the movie.
It did not have a theatrical release.
And I think it was available on demand from a few people.
And that was it.
Now, it's a free speech country.
You deploy the National Guard for this film if you think it's dangerous.
That's what we do in this country.
Well, that's what we should have done.
But it's the same with Derek Chauvin.
And we know from Rodney King that what they're going to do is throw him in jail or burn.
What do you think it'll be, Dad?
Well, I think what's going to happen is that you will be found guilty, and then they will appeal it.
And by the time the appeal goes through, it will be in about three to five years, and by then people would have forgotten about it.
That's a very good guess.
I'm going to put my money on that one.
So, just to get to the live reads, Gavin, do not read this on air.
I've been working on some stuff.
We've got some big clients coming, but I'm going through a rough time in my life.
I have been addicted to porn and smoking a lot of crack.
I'm not happy about this, but what's most important at this time of my life is privacy.
And if you read this on air, I will kill myself.
I don't know if you're supposed to read that part on air.
Thank God this is not live.
No, we're live.
Can you hit the dump button?
No.
And I think this show and our marketing guy don't have that in common being live.
I think he's dead.
Do you have a time machine?
No.
No, we don't.
Can you put it on the wayback machine?
No.
That wouldn't work.
What's done is done.
I wasn't done reading.
Oh.
Did it say psych at the end of that?
This is a message for a character I'm working on in a ridiculous comedy movie.
Oh, sheesh.
And he'll be part of my fake movie that's not real.
I'm doing great, by the way.
Thanks for asking.
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How many times have we gone through this?
It has to be a troll at this point.
Is it?
I don't think he's smart enough.
It just has to be.
Do his voice.
Do his Chicago accent.
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Listen, you guys are my favorite.
That's why I'm throwing this.
Hey, buddy.
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Would you know anything about that?
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And can't these sonars hit us up and tell you who's in there?
How many known posts know it?
What can they tell you about what's in there?
I can't tell you anything about what's in there.
What they eat for breakfast.
So there's two types of sonar.
There's the active sonar, where you actually send out a post, and then it hits the cell and returns.
And then there's the other sonar where you quietly listen to them to see if you can hear the engines.
And what's the maximum amount of information you could glean from both?
Well, first of all, if it's you know it's underwater?
It tells you it's a sub.
And I guess what you can tell is what its speed and its direction.
I thought there was a whole litany of info you could get from this.
Who was aboard?
It was like an x-ray.
No, no, no.
No, not at all.
Well, then how was it used to call the bluff of the nuclear subs?
Oh, that was your line.
So what part of this is true?
What is true is we were able to, well, I may say the Navy, U.S. Navy were able to trace submarines, nuclear submarines.
And that was when the Kremlin was going to put missiles, ballistic missiles, station them in Cuba.
And Kennedy warned that if they tried to do that, they would bomb the hell out of Cuba.
The Cuban Missile Crisis.
Yes.
And your sonars were able to detect that they were bluffing?
No.
No, because the Russians knew that the Americans can trace the subs, they gave up on that.
Oh, I see.
That's still huge.
That's a deterrent.
That's basically what I said.
That's basically what you said.
Yeah.
I think we're here in the same.
You guys want to see a really intense submarine battle?
You ever see this video?
Watch.
Is Woody or Buzz Lightyear in this?
No, this is...
Okay.
Did you see that?
Nope.
Oh, I get it.
Funny.
Good stuff.
All right, let's start.
Let's jump right into the calls.
All right.
This is a lot of work for Gav here on the Wednesdays.
We may have to go Ant Live Calls.
Ant Live Calls.
Fortnite per.
Fortnite per.
Dad's tired.
And Granddad's very tired.
We got Aerie from Asheville, I believe.
Is it Aerie?
Probably not.
Air.
Yeah, it's Air.
Yeah, it's a Welsh name.
It's weird.
But I'm from Asheville, North Carolina, and I had talked about moving here.
You might not want to, because I've been here all my life.
I'm from here, and it's kind of a liberal shithole.
Yes, but what I was told, kind of what my goal is, like right now, my daughter loves going to Manhattan.
So I want to be near a liberal shithole where she can commute and be a hipster punker, and then I can be with my rednecks.
Within the counties, that's what we did.
We had to jump over to McDowell County because it was just like getting too much.
And my family's been here since like the 1700s, and we all moved over here.
And we're like Scottish, you know.
But everybody here is around here Scottish.
You were talking about the South being Scottish.
It pretty much is.
So where did you move to?
What's your area called now?
I'm in McDowell County.
But what I would tell you to do, which is like east of Bonkham, which is Asheville, what I would do is I would either go north or west of the counties.
And that's what we're planning on going back over because McDowell, even though it's literally right over the mountain, is like really hot.
And I'm not used to it.
So we're thinking about moving like north of Bonkham or east or closer to Tennessee because we want to keep our kids.
Our kids like Astral, we take them there.
There's a lot of fun things.
There's museums, you know.
But it's just like really bad.
Like a few years ago on a forum, like there was this thing.
I don't remember what it was, but it was like they were doing this like little secret thing because it was like Antifa.
I'll try to find a link at one point, but they're like, if you see anybody, it's like a proud boy.
Jump them if they come into the nad club.
So I'm obviously not involved with that, but like they like we, I couldn't bring some friends with me to the comedy clubs anymore around there because people just assumed for some reason that some of them were.
Why?
Because you had like redneck vibes?
Yeah, and like the police here, like we watched someone steal some stuff out of Walmart the other day and they were like black, which whatever, right?
But like the cops there watched it because we had to go to Asheville because my dad just had a heart attack last Sunday and it bypassed.
So we had to go there.
But it has one of the best like cardiac hospitals like in the nation.
And so we were going out and doing all that and stuff.
But like we just watched them walk out of the Walmart and they had a special ed person, a special person doing the Walmart door or whatever.
And he was trying to stop them and they kind of stomped at him or whatever.
And so he didn't pursue it.
But the cops were just standing where the colours were.
You know what you just described?
There.
And they didn't do it.
You just described America in a nutshell.
That's America right now.
A bunch of protected classes stealing from our economy as someone with special needs tries to monitor the situation.
Oh, it was horrible.
And he had an older lady that was like a door greeter.
And so she was like trying to help.
And she's like, excuse me.
And they just like kept walking, you know?
And then they turned around and kind of stomped at the lady like they were stomping at a dog or something to get away.
And I just stood there.
I was like, we're standing there.
And we're like, you know, I'm from Antwerp.
It's like very literal.
We grew up that way.
But stuff started getting kind of weird and stuff.
We were like, we got to go.
So we moved over here.
But like I said, I don't want to leave the mountains.
I love it here.
I've moved to other places when I was older here, you know, younger actually, but I always came back here.
And a lot of people who are from here always end up coming back because they love it, you know, but because Appalachians is a weird place.
There's a lot of outlaws and stuff.
But in a good way, there's like this sort of personality they call it.
Yeah, it sounds colorful.
Okay, so I should move to north or west of Asheville.
Yes, move to north or west of Asheville because it's cooler.
You get towards like McDowell County, you're getting a little bit closer to South Carolina, which I know you thought about South Carolina.
I stayed there for like a week a couple of times, and I was like, I can't do this.
This is too hot.
And that was like as early as like March.
Okay.
All right, got it.
We've got to move on.
I like you more than a friend.
Thanks for calling.
Oh, she was intense.
Was she nervous?
Or is that hot down there?
Probably a little nervous.
That was definitely a first time for her.
I'm from New York City, man.
I'm a chill dude.
Boy, showing my parents New York City and seeing it through their eyes doing the Anthony show.
It looks like a third world country that is kicking ass and has some serious potential.
So I was doing a bit with my dad where I go, I know you think that I fucked up by moving to the Congo, but this is basically New York City.
We've got infrastructure here.
Look, there's a McDonald's, a Chipotle.
I mean, it is New York for all intents and purposes.
Sure, we're walking over bodies.
How many cadavers did we see going from Cumias to the studio?
Well, there was a few.
Just with like food behind them or some guy in a wheelchair with like weird frizzy mulatto hair just going and then just like, remember that long thing of discharge?
Whoa.
Yes.
It was just like half a block of water or whatever it was.
It was like a mop bucket that they just dragged.
I don't know what makes a half a block line of water.
It's like someone took a mop, mopped up some barf, and then just dragged their barf mop.
But I think that's happening to most major cities.
Really?
Oh, yes.
Toronto is turning out to be a complete disaster.
As bad as what I showed you today.
No, no, but it's certainly going to get there.
And then London, England, is a mess.
Yeah.
Well, when I was in Philadelphia, this is probably five years ago.
I had been there before a few times.
I liked Philly a lot.
They lost me $100 today by beating the Mets.
But the last time I was there, it honestly looked like there was a Camp David with, instead of Palestinians and Jews, it was homeless people and normal people.
And the homeless people were very good at negotiating.
And they ended up with the entire city.
And everyone else went to the suburbs.
I mean, they ran the place.
Dancing, boom boxes like what we started the show with on the street.
Wine.
It looked like some picture, dystopian picture of the 1800s in New York City.
Oh, dear.
It's done, and we're there too.
Anyway, next call.
Dan.
Dan, you're on the line.
Hey, Gavin.
Hanging's too good for you.
See you, people.
Hanging's too good for you.
I got a question for Jimmy here.
What is the most trouble that you ever got Gavin in when he was growing up?
That I got Gavin in.
Oh, I think Gavin was doing really well by himself.
What do you mean?
Like, my dad got me arrested by stealing a gold chain?
Or he punished me the hardest for doing a bad thing?
The worst thing that you've done that required parental correction.
Oh, I see.
The most trouble I was in with you.
Oh.
I don't know if I want to say this.
Getting arrested for drunk driving was bad.
Were you arrested for drunk driving?
He forgot it.
I think the most enraged you were when we were, was, and thanks for calling, by the way, was when we were going away on a weekend vacation.
Oh, yes.
And you had got off work early so we could get a good start.
And I did some, I like to take my time when I leave school on a Friday and do my chatting to the janitor and the staff and everyone in the entire school until it's empty.
Exactly.
And then slowly meander to the bus.
That's the first holiday I'd had in months.
So I rolled in at around 5.30 and you were in the car and you said, if he fucking lies to me, I'm going to lose it.
And I saw you in the car and thought, oh, oh, oh, yeah, we're going on a vacation this weekend.
And I said, hey, you're not going to believe this.
The bus, oh, my God.
It got stuck in mud.
And then you lost it, ran out of the car, picked me up by my neck, and slammed me up against the front door of the house so hard that we broke the deadbolt and landed on the ground together.
No.
No.
That's certainly a more dramatic ending.
How did we...
We both were on the ground in the house.
No.
Yes.
Which part of that isn't true?
Did you pick me up by my neck?
Yes.
That's true.
Were you perturbed?
I was really angry that you were interfering and postholing I had in months.
Yeah, I can imagine.
I agree with you.
Yeah, that was pretty bad.
Or how about the time I built the water bed in the basement?
Oh, God.
And you told me not to build it in the basement.
Build it up in your room.
Stop trying to stay in the basement because you think it's edgy.
And then I built it without instructions and fucked it up, which really pissed you off.
And then you came downstairs and I go, can you believe this didn't have instructions?
And you had the instructions in your hand.
And you picked me up and threw me through the air.
And I remember sort of soaring through the air like Superman and going, oh, there are consequences for your actions.
If you piss people off, they will throw you.
No, that water bed was a disaster.
Yeah.
I don't know why you bought it.
It's way too generous.
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All right, let's take the next call.
All right, we have...
This says Jews, so this should be fun.
Let me guess.
Yes, go ahead.
Apropos to your comment about the Judos rambling about the Holocaust, I wanted, I think I can provide some context about these specific Jews.
Hello?
Yeah.
Yes, so most of them that think that the Holocaust is going to happen, it's going to be perpetuated by white Christians, are generally, first of all, their parents didn't go through the Holocaust or their relatives didn't.
And they are like descendants of several generations of Americans who gradually lost all their Jewish identity, like became Reform and then secular.
But they still want to have like a Jewish identity.
So the only way they can identify it is through, you know, I'm Jewish because they won't let me not be Jewish, you know?
Right.
Yeah, that's valid.
I think you're right.
And that's why when they put their name on Twitter, it has four brackets on either side because they know that Nazis do that when they're identifying Jews.
And that's their way of saying, I'm a Jew, you can't stop me.
Which is insulting to the rest of us because we're like, we don't give a shit, dude.
Relax.
In my experience, white people, specifically Americans, are the most accommodating and, I mean, I'm Orthodox, and are most accommodating and understanding.
And I mean, I did, I would tell you this, I did, I was in Poland walking into Auschwitz too, and a skinhead did start cursing my group out.
But aside from that, all the anti-Semitism I've encountered at the times has been by non-whites.
Wait, so a skinhead in Poland trekked all the way out to Auschwitz?
Yeah, well, it's near a city.
It's near a big.
That's ambitious.
Yeah, I mean, it was a little silly.
It's a good story, though, no?
Yeah, sure.
Yeah.
Maybe he's hired by Auschwitz to spice up the experience.
Yeah, the guard that was with us, like, he's Polish, so he, like, he, like, was drawing back his jacket, like, revealing his gun, and then the guy, like, moved off.
Yeah, I know, I'm on the same page with most Orthodox, and that is that secular Jews are Jews in name only, and it's like they want to be black.
They want to be a minority so bad.
Whereas my experience with Orthodox Jews and even Hasidim is they recognize their similarity with Christians and that we're both in the same boat, especially in the Middle East where Arabs are killing both of us on hundreds a day.
I wish the Arab Christians would ally with us more and get off the anti-Semitic stuff.
Because we're all, I mean, we had this stuff in Lebanon.
There was a brief friendship with Lebanese Christians.
But when you say you wish Christians were more accommodating of Jews, you're not talking about America.
What?
No, with Israeli.
Yeah, yeah.
Israel and Lebanon.
Your father mentioned that Goldamir was a good prime minister.
I would like to politely disagree that they had solid evidence that the Arabs were going to attack in the Yom Kippur War, including the king of Jordan, who by that time was already pretty much a friend.
And he said they're going to attack you then.
And they ignored it for two reasons.
One was because she, quote, couldn't believe that the Arabs would be that vicious.
I mean, Amar Sadat idolized Hitler, literally.
And two, because they gotten so much shit for striking first in 67 that they wanted to get world sympathy back by letting them attack first.
And then they blamed it all in the generals.
Okay, thanks for calling.
Well, yes, the thing I liked about Goldemeyer was that she old K'd the hunt and death of the people who killed the Jews at the Olympics in Germany.
Oh, yeah, they did the whole movie about that with Sasha Baron Cohen.
Yes.
Was he in that?
No, I don't think it was in.
No.
Okay, yeah.
Thanks for calling.
And Dad, I can't say enough How disappointed Ryan and I are that you would okay the Yom Kippur war and say that Israelis deserved it.
That is true.
That's a bit rich, sir.
Pardon?
It's basically what you said.
Nonsense.
You flattered a prime minister who allowed that war to happen.
In other words, the debt bodies.
I was not, I told you, I was only referring to the murder of the Israelis at the Olympic Games in which you stood on those cadavers and laughed.
Oh, for God's sake.
Disappointing.
Very disappointing.
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Wait, did the kids sit there with fishing rods trying to catch one?
Oh, I got one with a foreskin.
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Knob Creek.
Jimmy Bigotry of Low Expectations.
It says.
Hey, how are you guys doing?
Can you hear me?
Yes?
Hey.
So I was on a call for work, and they were talking about the Derek Chauvin trial.
And the one guy, they were talking about the guy who sold Floyd the drugs.
And they go, yeah, I was super disappointed with the defense attorney because they were talking to this kid like he was stupid.
Like they kept saying to him, prior to, prior to, how can he know what prior to means?
Like, he doesn't come from a place where he can know what that language means.
And I was like, that is the most racist thing prior to common words used.
Like, just because he's black doesn't mean he doesn't know what prior to means.
Yeah, that's too ambitious.
Well, we just heard about the bigotry of low expectations at Walmart in Asheville, North Carolina, where handicapped people have to get trend on by criminals stealing from them.
But this chauvin trial, what do you think is going to happen with it?
Oh, man, I don't know.
See, what I think is that this kid is going to be tried, just like Pasovic is saying, you know, he's going to be found guilty of murder because he sold him fentanyl, like the most deadly drug that there is.
And I think the left wants that, and they're going to use that as a chance to riot, burn down the streets.
Like, this is what they want.
They're not people that focus on fentanyl.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
The right wants to take any chance they can.
If the right gets the narrative that it was about fentanyl, we win.
That's great news.
That's not what the left wants.
The left wants a racist cop who...
Have you seen the video where he's saying, I ate too many drugs?
No, of course.
Buddy, we're not talking about the truth.
The truth is irrelevant to this case.
Yeah, don't get caught in the weeds of truth, my friend.
That ship has sailed.
The judge has to ignore that he was sold fentanyl, that that's murder, that he ate too many drugs, that he was on his shoulder blade.
The judge has to ignore all that if he wants to avoid Minneapolis burning to the ground.
Oh, boy.
We live in scary times.
Thanks for all you guys do.
No, thanks for calling.
I could have gone a little longer that he didn't seem to want to participate anymore.
But no, I think my dad has the right solution.
Just attrition, bore them to death.
That's what we did.
You Americans, you had to fight the British.
There wasn't that many people that died.
I think it was like 15,000 in the American Revolution or something.
But Canada, we just bored them to death and they left.
We let them stay on the money.
They're still on the Wikipedia page, but they just left, walked out.
And that's what you should do if you're in the justice system with this George Floyd shit.
Just delay it.
Have an appeal.
Guilty, by the way.
400-year sentence.
Guilty.
Like the Silk Road guy.
He's got two life sentences plus 40 years, just in case he comes back from the dead and finishes another sentence.
So that should be the same sentence for Chauvin.
And then an appeal and then parole.
You never say innocent.
It's sad that he won't be a cop anymore, but whatever.
Don't take that out of context.
All right, we got Lauren.
Oh!
Oh.
Ahoo.
Aho.
What the fuck?
Hello?
Is it you?
Hey, did you have multiple personalities?
Talk to him.
Hello?
Am I on?
Yep.
What are you on?
No, shit.
Oh, my gosh.
This is so crazy.
Hi.
Hello.
I feel like you're getting somebody laid tonight.
Well, you so dude.
What do you want to do with this newfound power?
You got to speak.
This is why.
Yeah, you're why Hillary should not be president.
This is what would happen on her first day as president.
She'd be like, did I win?
Oh, my God.
I'm a tattoo apprentice.
I'm just starting.
And you guys have gotten a few recommendations for a few recommendations for Indiana to come visit in Carmel, I believe.
And so if you guys do come to Carmel, you should definitely come through like Northwest Indiana and get tattooed by me.
Ooh, cool.
Okay.
I was thinking of a facial swastika like George like Charles Manson has.
Do you hear that?
What about a little swastika?
Nothing audacious, just a little like where you're putting the tear.
Yeah, yeah.
Nothing crazy.
Gavin, only for you.
Only for you will I tattoo a swastika.
Have you ever had someone ask for a swastika?
No, I'm brand spanking new.
I've only been tattooing for like, actually I'm going on my sixth week.
Okay, well, remember when you're doing no regrets, it's R-E-G-R-E-T-S.
All right, thanks for calling.
That was a shit show.
Anyway, congratulations.
Jeez.
Good job.
Nice person.
Great person.
Great gal.
We got to get going here.
All right.
We only got 20 minutes left.
Nick Brady, which sounds like a...
Are we putting the whole thing up on the iTunes now?
That's how we're doing it, right?
Yes.
Okay, because we didn't sign up.
Did you do that last time?
I think so.
I think so.
I'll check.
Ask Ryan.
Let's see.
You're on the line.
Hello.
Hello.
So yesterday, Gavin, you were wondering, you asked the question, why don't Jews like you?
Yes, sir.
And you had an Orthodox guy just on now.
And I think it might have something to do with their text.
So Orthodox, conservative, and Reformed Jews all believe in the dual Torah.
At least that's my understanding.
And the dual Torah is the written word as well as the oral word, which is the Talmud.
And allow me to read you some passages from the Talmud talking about you, me, and Jesus Christ.
We get these shows.
It says, Jesus in hell being boiled in extreme.
That's from Gitton 57A.
Jesus was sexually immoral and worshipped.
Is this the Old Testament?
The Talmud.
This is the Talmud.
This is the first from the Jewish people for his wickedness and refused to repent.
That's from Sota 47A.
Mary, who was the descendant of princes and governors, played a harlot with carpenters.
That's from Sanhedrin 106a.
Christians who reject the Talmud will go to hell and be punished there for all generations.
That's from Rosh Hashanah 17A.
Sexual intercourse between non-Jews is like intercourse between animals.
That's from Sanhedrin 74B.
And there's just like three more.
If a Jew murders a non-Jew, there will be no death penalty.
That's from Sanhedrin 57A.
What a Jew steals from a non-Jew, he may keep.
That's from Sanhedrin 57A as well.
All children of the non-Jew are animals.
That's our children.
That's from Yabimeth 98A.
And even the best of the non-Jews should all be killed.
That's from Sophirim 15.
So that's their scripture.
That's their Bible.
That's why they hate us.
Well, thanks for calling.
That was a great, great call.
Great update.
Fun stuff.
Let's do the next call.
History, his story.
That's what I got.
Realize, realize.
The lie Brary.
Yeah.
Nabisco.
That ancient text is very cruel.
You know, there's a lot of things in every ancient text that are a little bit.
But, you know, Ben is on the line.
Well, Mr. Dover?
Hey, what's going on?
What's up, man?
Hey, I want to talk about January 6th if that's not too old.
No, not at all.
It's still going strong.
So I found some footage scouring through the footage online of this one guy who was recruiting people for the march to the Capitol long before Trump even mentioned it on his speech.
I tried sending you guys this a while ago, but I don't think it went through.
My thing with that is like, with what authority?
Like, is this someone on Telegram saying, we should fucking burn the White House down, man?
Or, like, is it like a Fed, like that thing with the base, or whatever, they were going to kidnap Governor, what's her name in Milwaukee, whatever her name is.
Remember her?
Gretchen Carlson?
When they were going to kidnap her?
That was the Fed.
That was somebody who was there at the rally before it happened.
Okay.
So there was someone who was there at the rally, and is he a Fed?
So do you remember the footage of the guy breaching the security?
He puts his hat behind, turns his hat around, and he starts wailing on people?
That footage?
Sort of, yeah.
There's a guy who's whispering in his ear, and he's wearing tactical gear, and he's got a Trump hat on him.
Oh, that rings the bell, yeah.
That guy was standing around at like 9 a.m., 10 a.m., asking people to go to the Capitol with him.
I mean, that's obviously like, you know, two or three hours before Trump left the stage.
Okay, so what's your theory with this?
I just, I think that's very suspicious that there's a guy, you know, corralling people to go to the Capitol long before there was even an idea in anyone's head.
Right, but we're not in a court of law, so you can have a theory.
We can theorize here.
Do you think the feds were pushed by the DNC to encourage a riot on January 6th to make the right look bad?
I don't know.
It's interesting because this guy, he was on the persons of interest list.
So I'm wondering, and then he fell off of it.
So what happened to this guy?
Who is he?
That's my question.
Okay, well, let's have a guess.
Do you think that January 6th was premeditated?
It's very possible, yeah.
Absolutely.
Well, yeah, we know it's possible.
I want to hear what's in your heart of hearts.
But when these pipe bombs that are planted the night before, yeah, that's thanks for calling, by the way.
We need some more substance than theories.
That's the crazy thing about it is what happened to the pipe bombs.
And the other weird thing, even about the pipe bombs, was there was two, right?
There was one at the DNC, one at the RNC.
So that implies it's an anarchist who hates both parties.
Who was the anarchist?
What's going on?
Where's the footage?
Where's, like, at least show me someone wearing all black or something with a mask on, putting something down.
It can be grainy.
I'm okay with that.
But nothing.
No reporting either.
No.
I'm sure I saw footage of that person, but it was, you know, it was from the bank.
Putting down the pipe bombs?
No.
Planting them?
No, but he was carrying a bag.
Pipe bombs area.
In the same area as the pipe bombs.
The night before.
Ah.
Yeah, the pipe bombs are another Vegas thing where you see all these journalists busting their ass to find someone who said the N-word 20 years ago.
And you go, can any of you look into any of this stuff?
Vegas, the pipe bombs, and this child trafficking where they'll find a van with 20 kids in it and I'll hear nothing about it ever again.
And you go, what?
Where do the kids come from?
Who put them there?
Where were they headed?
Well, it just doesn't fit the narrative.
What's their ethnicity?
Are they all Ukrainian?
Is this like a Russian child prostitution ring?
Is it a Mexican thing?
Is it the cartels?
Help me out here.
But these journalists are at their all-time shittiest in history, and they'd rather spend their time finding out if someone was prejudiced.
Next call.
We got Angela.
Angela.
It's on Angela, by the way.
Oh, sorry.
Okay.
Are you turning right or left?
I'm going to guess left.
I'm turning left, yeah.
Yes.
Felt it.
Uses less gas.
No, more gas.
More gas.
What's it called?
Sorry to switch up the substance, but I saw something funny from my strange addictions.
You guys probably heard that show from TLC clip.
And it's this woman who is addicted to eating couches, like the squishy shit in the couches.
Yeah, the foam.
The foam and the couches, sorry.
And I just thought that was hilarious.
It's something to see.
Okay, thanks for calling.
We'll look it up.
I remember a black woman who was eating mattresses.
Maybe...
Have you ever seen this show?
I'm 30 years old.
I'm from Bradenton, Florida.
And my addiction is eating couch cushions.
She brings some snacks with her.
My earliest memory of eating cushion, I was about 10 years old.
Does that expand?
Is that the street term for it?
I was eating cushion and eating cush.
I'm on that good cushion and alcohol.
What you doing?
Just sitting at home eating cushion.
What are you doing?
More cushion for the eating.
That doesn't, it sounds dangerous, right?
Yeah.
Because like you eat a piece of fish and it just gets smaller and more scrunched as it goes in your body.
Same with bread.
But foam fights back.
Right.
It literally has a memory.
They call it memory foam.
And it gets mad.
When you squish it, it goes.
Nobody's squishing me.
Not on my watch.
It's the only food that gets upset when you eat it.
Do not eat cushion.
Do not squish squishy stuff.
It will retaliate.
The snack that squishes back.
Couch.
Oh my God.
What happened?
Her shit is like spray foam.
It just goes...
200 pounds of couch.
There's also the possibility, by the way, when you're watching these shows that the person's lying.
Really?
But they do it on camera.
They see the ad.
It maybe pays $140.
And they're like, I'll eat a bunch of, I'll spit it out after they turn off the cameras.
Yeah, I wonder if that's made any people do some very bad behavior just to get them on TV.
On a daily basis, I probably eat about an 8.5 by 11 piece of cushion.
I just take a little bite-sized piece of potatoes.
I call them my couch potatoes.
I just pack on it all day.
Sometimes I'll just go on like a binge where I'll just keep going for like 20, 25 minutes straight.
I'm just eating cushion.
I love cushion.
I'm not bullshitting this.
8.5 by 11.
So the exact size of the most common piece of paper in the world.
What a coincidence that that was your measurement.
The way it sits in my mouth.
Let me see you swallow it, please.
It's a good taste.
Can we check your feces?
I haven't tried it, but I'm...
My dad this morning asked me if you could bring his stool to work.
He wanted a stool sample.
That's gross.
Also, we might have used that joke already on the last show.
Yes, you did.
Yeah, it's called a callback.
Oh, okay.
I didn't know.
Or else people wouldn't get what the hell I was talking about.
That's so true.
Obviously.
Okay, anyway, thanks, caller.
Some lady lied about eating fucking foam.
So you're doubting it?
I don't believe that.
I think foam would cripple your stomach.
You'd be in searing pain.
Well, if it was true, she'd be in the Guinness Book of Records.
Yeah.
For consuming most cushion.
That's a very prestigious sound.
Most cushion.
That was like the most relaxing sound of two words I've ever heard.
Well, they say cellar doors.
The nicer the English language gets.
But the Scottish name might be most cushion.
Most cushion.
Most cushion.
Most cushion.
That's like a foreign guy's name.
Alan.
He says he has a funny story.
For fuck's sake, Alan.
So a friend of mine, a family friend of mine who has a kid who's about, I don't know, he's in second or third grade.
Before COVID, his class was learning about slavery.
And that day, he went home on the bus and was holding court amongst the kids.
And I, shit you not, tried to auction off the bus driver as a slave to the other kids.
How old was he?
He's in his second or third grade.
Oh, right, that's right.
Well, he was basically trying to do like the, you know, going once, going twice thing with the bus driver, trying to sell him to the other kids.
And I think that's a sort of evidence that at some point, like, you can't be teaching these young children all this sort of woke racial stuff because there's a certain level of maturity needed to even talk about ears.
You're right.
It requires a little bit of understanding of the dark side of humanity to understand selling humans.
If you throw it to a little kid, of course they're going to turn it into Halloween candy.
The only horror they know is like getting their screens taken away or like dropping a lollipop.
Mondays is their biggest horror.
And they're like, people would sell humans.
And they go, that sounds fun.
Sounds like, hey, I want to buy Chris.
It's about on par with like running out of lucky charms.
Yeah, that's all right.
Thanks for calling.
Yeah, I'm obsessed.
And Ryan, we've got to dig this up.
The PragerU interview streeter, it was in Florida.
And my dad and I were talking about this the other day where she goes, he's talking about, I don't know, one of these things where you quiz people about a fact.
And of course, we never know.
We're always like, I don't know.
How many died in the Civil War?
90 billion.
And it was one of those kind of things.
And they go, oh, you're asking the right people.
You're asking educators.
And then you ask them some question like, what should we do about this?
And they go, we're educators.
We're educators.
Oh, I teach kindergarten.
I teach my kids.
I don't do the curriculum.
And the curriculum is already wildly biased, probably has tons of shit in there about Black Lives Matter and trans.
But they go, I don't teach the curriculum.
I teach my kids about Black Lives Matter and what's going on right now with police violence.
So when they watch the news, you're teaching kindergarten.
Your kids are four.
When they watch the news, and they have questions, you know, they're not going to go up to mom and go, what's Black Lives Matter?
They'll know the answers to those questions that are just so pressing.
You know how obsessed kids are with that.
You're not going to find it on the show.
But it is that one little clip.
It should be on Tucker Carlson.
It's huge.
It was, I think it was one of these Prager U videos with this kid, this guy here, right?
It was that guy.
That was Will Witt.
Yeah.
Oh, that might be it.
I even know where it is.
It was like a tropical place.
But at the very end, there's palm trees everywhere.
This looks too cold.
No, this is not it.
It was Florida, palm trees, warmest toast.
And it's just...
I think K through 12 is where the problems are at.
That's the root of this.
And it doesn't sound very sexy to say kindergarten teachers are our arch enemies, but they are.
That's our jihad.
Those are our terrorists.
There was the 4th of July one.
There was the president's one.
It was about American history, though.
Wait, go back up.
I got this one so far.
Why do we celebrate the 4th of July?
That might be it.
No, there's palm trees.
I have a tingle in my jingle.
It's too beachy.
This one was palm tree.
Wait, go back up, though.
Back up.
I know, I'm going to highlight this so I don't lose my spot because I scrolled a lot.
I don't think any of these are.
No, not that one.
Go down.
Women are different.
Cops, prayer are you.
It was two black guys in the beginning.
Proud to be an American.
Wearing colorful things.
Jeez, unfortunately.
How many genders are there?
No.
Hate speech, young man.
Oh, that might...
Try hate speech.
And then we're going to go to our next call.
Ooh, I got a little...
I feel like a gambler right now.
A tingler?
A tingler?
Yeah, a little something here.
Let's roll the dice.
Lost $100 tonight.
Now I'm not feeling as good.
No, I remember it.
I'm feeling pretty bad.
There's very few people in the beach.
It's more of a beachy thing.
Anyway, let's move on.
Next call.
We'll find it, though.
I'm looking.
We've talked about it a lot.
You're right about the kindergarten.
One guy said at one point, he said, give me the child till he's seven, and I will give you the man.
Yeah.
Well, look at Joe Camille Cigarettes getting sued for using the cartoon.
And all these different companies, they start with the kids like McDonald's with the happy meals.
It's a very powerful tool to get kids young.
And the left and the socialists have figured that out.
And the problem with being on the right is we're very hands-off.
So we're like, you know what?
I don't want to intervene.
So it's not like there's people brainwashing kids from the left and then people brainwashing kids from the right.
It's just the left and then the right going, this is wrong.
Maybe we should retaliate and start brainwashing.
Next call.
All right.
We're running out of time here.
We got Ryan.
My name is Ryan and the topic is I love Gavin.
Okay.
Mr. McGinnis, what does it feel like to have spent 18 years raising Gavin just so he could be out here in the world turning straight men gay?
I often worried about that.
I've often concerned myself about that.
But what could he have done to avoid it?
Yeah, I was wondering if you had seen Charlemagne the God's new audio book.
He said, We have answers.
That's the title.
We have answers.
And it's absolutely just completely cringeworthy.
I was vomiting in my mouth while listening to it.
White people are evil.
Black people built the world, and black people need to start their own economies, their own Wall Street, their own infrastructure, their own roads.
Right?
We've got answers.
Yeah, we got answers.
And it just made me think of your early program.
I watched one of them with that intelligent afro, the guy that looks like a chipmunk or something.
You had him and Candace Owens on.
And there's this intelligent conversation between the left and the right.
It's like nobody's really interested in that.
I don't know.
I'd just like to see more of a conversation sparked between the sides.
Give it up, buddy.
It's over.
America's divorced.
There is no more discussion between both sides.
Thanks for calling.
Let's see the trailer for Charlemagne the God's audiobook.
I believe people are afraid to ask questions about race because they don't want to appear stupid or racist.
And in some cases, it wouldn't just be about appearances.
They really are stupid and racist.
But I have to believe that the majority of folks out there just need more information when it comes to race in America.
Specifically, the struggle between black and white that is as old as this country itself.
So to those people, instead of staying quiet, we need you to ask your questions.
Because believe me, black people have the answers.
We would love to know.
Why did those girls who hijacked that car not do jail time?
We want to talk about why we get different treatment in the healthcare system, in the court system, in the education system.
Just as we want to speak on issues about race, class, and the nature of protests.
We're desperate for change.
But you can't have real change if everyone is afraid to discuss these topics.
There has to be communication.
Didn't you say we're desperate for change?
I'm not going to be able to do Joe Biden back in 2020.
I posed questions to him that I was asking, not only for some black people, but for other people.
He's banking.
He's trying to get a book out of that hole.
If you don't vote for me, you ain't black.
Right?
Which is, I guess, happening.
All right, I think we got one more call.
Aye.
So we got James.
James.
Hey, guys.
Yo.
Hey.
My question's for Gavin and Jimmy.
So, like, a lot of people that I surround myself with are all into like the history of your Scottish last name, you know, kind of clan history, house name history.
Like, my question is, like, are actual Scotsmen and, you know, people like that, like, are they really into that shit?
Like, like, their own last name history and things like that?
Not at all.
It seems like they don't give a shit.
They don't.
Not at all.
It's curious, I find that, you know, I mean, I spend quite a lot of time in America, and I found that it's very, very common for people, you know, with a Scottish heritage, you know, to know much more about their clan than the average Scot would.
Well, wasn't the whole, and thanks for calling, by the way, wasn't the whole thing invented by English Scotophiles who would come hunting and they wanted to know, oh, this is your clan.
Am I wearing the proper tartan?
No, I think it was when a king of England, or I don't know if it was the king of Britain at the time, visited Scotland.
And that's when they came up with this business of tartan.
Because there was tartans, but it was based on what berries were available or whatever to make the tartans.
But they weren't that obsessed with like, this is my name, this is my tartan, this is my hunting tartan, this is all that other stuff.
But when the Scots saw that everyone else loved it, they went, yeah, yeah, this is my hunting tartan.
Exactly.
Do you even know what the McInnis tartan looks like?
No.
Really?
No.
You don't know if it's predominantly green or red or?
No.
Huh.
And I don't care.
This is Scottish clan Mech Innis with an MAC.
I know it from my wedding because I wore a tie of that.
No, it's the green one at the top.
Anyway, yeah, nobody cares.
Everyone's more interested in other people's culture generally.
That's it for tonight's show.
Thank you for tuning in.
We'll also have the compound censored up shortly.
And I'd like to add that you should consider getting fired, getting in trouble, being brave, and never stopping fighting.
In a big country dream, stay with you like a lover's boy.
Oh, sometimes in a big country dream.
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