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March 30, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E92 - COP CRISIS

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	Get off my lawn.
	I'm so damn confused.
	But damn, I'm not the only cash, though.
	Never made a move, so baby, much more tempo.
	You up to me better.
	Don't do it better.
	That was Alicia Sovaca.
	Fun tunes.
	Little chick from San Diego.
	You know, like humor, that's the sprinkles.
	Some people have the sprinkles on them.
	And humor seems to favor males.
	I guess music does too, right?
	Yeah.
	Songwriters tend to be male.
	I don't know why.
	I guess testosterone is a concentration drug, and you're more likely to be focused if you're a man.
	But that bitch just has what it takes.
	My daughter discovered her for me, and she just churns them out, and has been for a long time.
	It's kind of a rappy song.
	Look how a few views it as.
	268 subscribers.
	How is she finding these people?
	Does she know them personally?
	Maybe.
	I like my daughter's music.
	It's not Cardi B. It's not about sex all the time.
	Like, look at this girl's other song.
	This is the dog I feel nothing for, by the way.
	Leroy.
	I would happily kill you.
	If you had some contagious disease that was going to hurt my family, I would just slit your throat.
	I'd feel nothing.
	This is four years ago, which in girls of that age is like 5,000 years ago.
	He's got a great chorus coming up.
	This is like shitty gay music, and it's still way better than anything you've ever listened to in your life.
	Or none.
	Oh, me, personally?
	Yeah.
	Well, I've listened to that, so technically that's the thing I've listened to.
	Nice logic, Steve Vai.
	I'm wearing my all-gas, no-breaks shirt, which sucks, by the way.
	This took about 900 years to get to me, and it's got that Halloween costume material.
	H ⁇ M quality.
	I feel like if I was slightly annoyed, I could just go and rip it to shreds.
	But he's in the news recently.
	Here, shivers, you can get off.
	Are you scared?
	We've been getting death threats.
	So though he's not the most vicious dog in the world, he's a great alarm system.
	If anyone, if there's one little creak on the steps or someone is just standing outside the studio door, he'll start going ballistic.
	And that's when we get motherfucking ballistic.
	So we're going to shout Ryan's secret weapon.
	That's the problem with when fighting with Asians, and I mean alongside Asians.
	They bring out weapons that are a little archaic.
	China is asshole.
	So this guy's got some beef because he went up to...
	First I heard he went to Vice.
	And they said, oh, yeah.
	Yeah, you driving around in an RV talking to random people like Enrique Tario.
	That's going to be real interesting.
	No, thank you.
	You got to have a nose for these things.
	So someone else realized that this is gold.
	And they said, yeah, we'll get you a shitty RV.
	But here you have to sign your life away.
	And I find with young people, they overvalue themselves and they go, I'm worth like half a million and I should have 80% equity here and blah, blah, blah.
	You got to get ripped off on your first deal, kids.
	That's just the way life works.
	So he's all bummed and he's done with all gas, no breaks now.
	What's his name?
	Callahan?
	Andrew Callahan.
	Look at them.
	They're writing about him like crazy.
	Reporting.
	I'm trying to cover him.
	Two months ago, they finally covered him and it got 3.5 million views and they must be kicking themselves.
	Yeah, what a big mistake.
	You got to take risks.
	Similarly, if someone takes a risk on you and buys you a shitty RV like you asked, just produce, produce, produce.
	Take the hit.
	Take the abuse.
	You know, Prince got fucked over.
	Taylor Swift says she got fucked over, but she didn't.
	She signed away her publishing.
	She got what she asked for.
	And she was just a kid.
	Her dad was a manager.
	They knew what was going on.
	But I always say that to people.
	I say, stop like arguing.
	Oh, but they'll have the rights to all my characters forever.
	Yeah.
	Make new characters if you're so great.
	Like my buddy I owned a restaurant with.
	Before that, we had a taco truck.
	And we got offered a shitty amount of money.
	I think it was like 80 grand.
	And he goes, I can make that in a year.
	And I go, yeah, that's assuming you're open all the time.
	You don't get fined.
	You don't get shut down.
	This is $80,000 in your hand.
	Leroy's scared.
	He thinks I'm mad because I'm yelling so much.
	He's usually in trouble if my voice is this effusive.
	So yeah, a lot of people act like bad dogs sometimes and they pee on the rug and it makes me mad.
	In the sense that he just squealed?
	Such a loser.
	How are you doing, Gavin?
	Gavin?
	Yeah, that's how he feels.
	So he got pissed off and he's mad at himself for signing.
	Oh, yeah, sorry, to get back to the restaurant.
	So he goes, I don't know if I want to do that.
	And I go, dude, let's just take the money and run.
	I didn't have much equity.
	So it was his decision.
	and if you're such a great restaurant guy, you'll open another one.
	Like, you could change Phil Collins' name to Joey Buttafuco and give him a head transplant as long as he kept his brain.
	And he'd still churn out the hits.
	So you're young.
	You just started.
	He just got out of college.
	I think All Gas, No Breaks was his first thing.
	So he should have just fucking, I am no longer receiving any, I no longer receive any of the Patreon crowdfunding, YouTube monetization.
	Patreon.
	You're asking for charity right out of the gate?
	That's pathetic.
	Nick and Evan, who lived in the RV with me and created the original show Motor, are also no longer involved.
	We have no control over the account.
	How are they going to, how are these investors going to do anything without him?
	I don't think he's e-begging, actually.
	He's saying he's locked out of the Patreon that he's...
	Patreon is e-begging, moron.
	Yeah, but he's not saying I'm on Patreon now.
	He said he's on Patreon.
	I know.
	He never should have been.
	Thanks for helping us understand what's going on, Ryan.
	But he's not e-begging now, which is good.
	What?
	Shut up.
	I wrote a book called I Gasked No Breaks.
	As a teenager, I pitched the idea for a video based on the show.
	So you already proved yourself.
	See, the problem with signing someone like that, someone young, is you know they're going to fuck off.
	So what I would do is I'd say, I'll buy you the RV for this much equity, and then I'm going to pay you per clip.
	And if we get demonetized, there has to be a plan there.
	Increments.
	I think everything should be like that.
	I think sports should be like that.
	Oh, you got a home run?
	Here's $100,000.
	Oh, you didn't get anything this game?
	You make $0.
	Now, how do you decide what they do?
	Okay, you take Sespidus' $100 million contract.
	You break down what would be a good career for him with the Mets, which I think was 10 years.
	Say you want to home run a game.
	Divide $10 million by a home run a game.
	You get that much.
	Then you wouldn't see these fuckers start sitting on their laurels, resting on their laurels after they get a check.
	So yeah, who knows what's the future for him?
	I would fucking kill my entire family on Christmas morning to get him on censored.tv.
	Callahan, if that interests you, we can set it up.
	Unbelievable.
	We're banned on Instagram.
	We are?
	Yeah.
	Since when?
	We used to have.
	Well, we were banned, and then we were banned again, and then we had a new one.
	And look at this shit.
	What?
	You type in censored, and there's butt cheeks, actual tits with actual nipples.
	So they're allowed to exist.
	It's just...
	Naked people.
	Mother.
	What happens when you click on naked people?
	Let's see.
	That's funny.
	We're being censored live.
	Wow.
	Oh, they just put little things on the tits.
	And SFW.
	That's relatively SFW.
	So that's our second censored.tv account.
	And how many viewers do we have?
	I don't remember.
	A couple thousand.
	And then are we still on Twitter?
	Yes.
	For now.
	For now.
	I don't really care.
	I've been kicked off so many things that I don't have any.
	Like, I don't post on Parlor as much as I should because it's just like, I feel like Sisyphus at this point.
	We've got a lot to cover today.
	So I'm going to just dive into it.
	Biden.
	This is ancient news.
	Let's do my pet Biden and we'll go through Biden.
	Biden.
	Biden.
	President.
	Sleepy.
	Biden.
	Wait, what?
	That doesn't rhyme.
	I love that.
	People don't like Amazing.
	I don't, who?
	I could watch it 700 times.
	So I'm sorry to bore you with this ancient Chinese secret, but we have to have it on record.
	Because remember, this isn't just a news show.
	This is also a document of the time.
	I want my kids to be able to go back over these old hard drives and go, oh, that's what happened when we had Trump.
	Oh, that's what happened when we had Biden 100 years ago.
	They probably won't live that long.
	40 years ago?
	So anyway, you've seen this, but we need to get it on the books.
	The best way to get something done, if it holds near and dear to you, that you like to be able to.
	Anyway.
	We're ready to get a lot done.
	I translated that, by the way.
	Yeah?
	Yeah, let me check my boxing group because they sent it to me.
	Oh, they speak punch drunk.
	I think I'm getting pugilistic dementia.
	They wouldn't believe the stupid shit I've been saying recently.
	Okay, this is what I think he was trying to say.
	The best way to get something done is to work on something near and dear to your heart.
	This country's near and dear to my heart.
	Trouble with the border is near and dear to my heart.
	I sense it's near and dear to your heart, too.
	We're going to get it done.
	That's what he was going for.
	Close.
	I hope that quote inspires you to get a Biden shirt.
	This is one of my favorite quotes.
	When Trump does follow through or doesn't do, would follow through the exact opposite.
	He's the best.
	We all know, too, he had a cheat sheet at the press conference, which I guess we should have covered live.
	Let's start doing that.
	I enjoyed the Derek Chauvin live thing.
	Good variety on the show.
	Variety is what's going to keep this show interesting to both you and me.
	That's one, two.
	He was looking at shit.
	What are you doing?
	Clearing some stuff.
	Don't clear some stuff.
	You're at work, my friend.
	Why are you clearing out the hard drive right now?
	Because I feared we might run out of space.
	Oh.
	Someone saw that, right?
	Trump never had a fucking cheat sheet.
	Hunter Biden is still not news.
	Despite throwing away a fucking handgun in a garbage next to a kid's school.
	Read that out for me.
	Yep.
	Biden's press conference lasted an hour.
	Not a single reporter asked about the bombshell news that Hunter Biden lied about being a drug user, about being a drug user to purchase a firearm, then dispose of that firearm in a dumpster across the street from a high school.
	But he wants to control our guns.
	Hmm.
	Exciting.
	Alrighty, let's jump ahead.
	Should we do the green screen yet?
	We could.
	No, let's not do it yet.
	I almost don't Believe the Hunter Biden stuff too because I believe it all, but since it's not verified, it feels like it's conspiracy-ish.
	Do you know what I mean?
	What in the Sam fucking hell are you talking about now?
	Like, I believe all the stuff about Hunter Biden, the laptop, and stuff, but a part of me thinks it's fringe and like a theory because it hasn't been confirmed or picked up by anybody legitimate.
	Okay, so why, what are the pictures?
	Are they photoshopped?
	Exactly.
	Well, I believe it, but it also feels like it kind of works where they avoid it so much, they're like, that's not true.
	And I'm like, well, it only works on people with an IQ under 90, which is you, a man who doesn't believe in dinosaurs.
	Although I think you're done with that now, am I correct?
	For the most part, yeah.
	Well, I believe in dinosaurs.
	Oh, okay.
	So you're done your dinosaur denial phase.
	Yeah.
	How about the Holocaust?
	How are you feeling?
	Yeah, I believe that happened.
	Yeah.
	Absolutely.
	So Hunter Biden's laptop is Russian disinformation, according to Ryan.
	Nope.
	You heard it here first.
	True.
	I'm just saying that it's a psychological thing that they do where they're like, that's a crazy people theory.
	And then you're like, but I don't get how it's a theory.
	Because it's physical.
	It's a theory to say that he fucked his niece.
	I've seen her get weird about it.
	I've seen her looking around.
	Okay, that's a theory.
	There's no evidence.
	But there's evidence of him smoking crack.
	There's evidence of him fucking tons of young girls.
	It's a fact that he threw a gun in the garbage.
	What else?
	There's a whole series of the FBI hiding the laptop when it was first brought to them.
	There was like text.
	Is that all fake?
	The creepy text and stuff.
	No, it's all real, but it's just.
	There's also evidence of them not wanting the kids around Hunter because he's a drug addict.
	And then also the Epstein stuff, too, because they never did anything about it or Hillary stuff.
	Like when people just get away with stuff that they ought not to, you're like, maybe I guess they didn't do anything wrong.
	If Donald Trump Jr. had one of these things, we would be hearing about it till we died of old age.
	It's true.
	Just like that black shooter who they heard doing shit in the fucking bathroom of a Walmart, and I don't mean pooping.
	I mean...
	If he had a MAGA hat on and he was white, you and I would be in the hospital right now.
	We'd be protesting ourselves.
	We'd hate white people so much.
	White people can't wait to punish white people.
	TriCaster is overheating.
	Why don't we have a new one of those?
	I've given you carte blanche.
	Hello?
	Hello.
	Yeah, they're expensive, so when our tech guy comes back from a vacay, we're going to talk.
	Very nice.
	My family's away on vacation.
	They go, would you want to come?
	And I go, no.
	Now, they're visiting my in-laws, but they're not.
	If it was Mexico or something, I'd go.
	But, like, I don't like vacation.
	Oh, fuck.
	So the TriCaster died again.
	Yeah, a crash.
	Wait a minute.
	You said that you haven't been able to get one because our guy's on vacation.
	I talk to him every day.
	Right?
	He's not hard to get a hold of.
	He would happily send you a link, get this TriCaster, get this.
	I'll give you the bank card, whatever.
	So that's a shitty Puerto Rican Bronx excuse.
	The real answer is I'm gay and lazy.
	Yeah, it is, though.
	I know.
	I'm finally being honest, and it feels pretty good.
	By the way, speaking of Puerto Ricans, did you know that this fucking subhuman, if he wants to eat, what are those little snacks called?
	Cheez-Its.
	Cheez-Its.
	He gets out a little serviette, a little paper towel.
	What do you call that?
	A little cleanup?
	A napkin.
	A napkin.
	Puts out a napkin.
	A human serviette.
	This big.
	And then he pours his Cheetos onto the napkin.
	Not Cheetos, Cheez-Its.
	Cheez-Its.
	And then he holds the napkin and then eats them from the corners off of the fucking napkin.
	There's plenty of reasons for it.
	And I go, why do you do that?
	Is that a Puerto Rican thing?
	I don't know.
	But he goes, well, we did it in school.
	He means, when he says school, he means like first grade.
	The guy, talk about the infantilization of youth.
	He's not like a perpetual adolescent.
	He's a perpetual child.
	He's an infant.
	He's eight.
	And you have my car keys.
	Oh, yeah.
	Which you always forget, as eight-year-olds tend to do.
	They're not good at remembering important stuff.
	I just like the jingling sound they make.
	They don't jingle at all.
	Shit for brains.
	They really don't.
	Keys.
	I know.
	Well, usually they do.
	Keys in general.
	But there's a lot of, I don't know.
	I can sit here and make tons of arguments for napkin Cheez-Its, and trust me, there are plenty.
	Okay, let's hear one of them.
	Well, everyone here is stupid.
	Okay, so you get a portion, right?
	You get your white serviette napkin, and then you get a handful of Cheetos.
	Now, if you have a box full of Cheetos, you're going in there, and I remember telling you the one thing about getting your hands greasy so you get the size.
	Forget that.
	The portion.
	So he doesn't want grease on his fingertips.
	True.
	He claims that he touches the corners when he eats it, but when he puts it into a bag, he gets it all over his finger.
	You go like this.
	It's part of the ritual.
	I don't like the licking of the finger thing.
	I don't know.
	Anyway, so here's another point.
	Wash your hands.
	The portion.
	I always do.
	But you feel the portion.
	You can't tell if you've had too many Cheez-Its.
	What are you a fucking...
	But if you have the box open, you could always just cheat and be like, I'm going to cheat with my cheeks.
	Cheats?
	Yeah.
	Cheat.
	You don't, you live alone.
	What do you mean cheat?
	You go to bed whenever you're tired, which could be at 8 in the morning, at 2 p.m., at 4 in the morning.
	So there's no, you don't have any kind of schedule or ritual at all.
	There's no cheating.
	I know what you mean, but hear me out on the, on the, so you got the napkin and you have a limited amount of Cheez-Its.
	Those are my Cheez-Its.
	This is my portion for it.
	Yeah, you eat salt, vinegar, chips, and you either don't want to ruin your dinner, so you stop, or you don't care because you're going to eat like in five hours.
	So if you don't care in five hours, now you got salty mouth.
	I don't like that.
	When you have too much chips and now you got your teeth in the middle.
	Then stop eating them.
	No, but you don't know until it's too late.
	You don't know until it's too late.
	That's fucking horseshit.
	I like that.
	That's like a dog.
	No offense.
	That's like an animal.
	I like a portion of Cheez-Its.
	Then eat a portion of Cheez-Its out of the box, put the box away.
	Stop walking around.
	The visual components are.
	Now it's a visual thing.
	Well, yeah, and then you get to savor it much more.
	What?
	How are you savoring it much more?
	Because I've eaten out of the box, and then recently I just went back to my third-grade snack time method, and I like it a lot better.
	This is a new development for you.
	Well, now I'm going back to my roots now.
	Yes.
	Oh, boy.
	Going back to my room.
	We never did the book of the day.
	I think I forgot to bring it.
	And we didn't talk about the post.
	Sometimes I'm not really adamant about getting into the post because, you know, Godzilla's there.
	Cuomo is a pig.
	They're pushing vax passports.
	First day of Derek Chauvin.
	More trouble at the border.
	Everything in here that's of any value.
	Don't worry.
	We're going to be covering it.
	Ain't nobody got time for that.
	Although we don't really got time for that.
	All right.
	I lose my pen.
	All right.
	Let's get the show back on the road.
	Let's do the free speech, the new free speech bumper.
	Oh, yes.
	Get that going, man.
	Here we go.
	That's got to be ready to rock.
	It's going to be rocking and rolling.
	Yeah, let's rock it.
	Thank you, Aaron, for this.
	Free speech.
	Free speech.
	Free speech.
	It ain't free.
	What happened there?
	There's like a bullet that went through the word free and part of the way through speech and then the bullet died?
	Oh, no, get all the way through.
	What happened with what you showed?
	Oh, it lagged.
	It ain't free.
	Classic.
	Classic.
	Crowder is banned from YouTube.
	Crowder is.
	Isn't that a big fucking deal?
	Wait a minute.
	Wait, is there no link?
	Oh, wait, no, there's no link.
	We just found this out.
	So he's temporarily suspended, which I hope he knew this was coming, right?
	I mean, we're all...
	The days of Laura Loomer, Gavin McInnes, and Milo Yiannopoulos being banned are long gone.
	Now it's Ben Shapiro's next, Joe Rogan.
	Well, Joe Rogan skipped his ban.
	Oh, didn't he admit, by the way, recently?
	He said, no, nothing's being censored.
	And then recently he let it slip.
	I think Mark Dice has a video about this where he goes, oh, yeah, when I moved over, they said there's something we don't want to bring over.
	And I said, I don't give a shit.
	Doing an interview, you're talking with a guy.
	Two episodes, actually several dozen of them, that were mysteriously missing.
	And it just so happened to be episodes from certain controversial guests that have been banned from YouTube and Twitter and other social media.
	Several dozen?
	I thought it was like three or four.
	No, because remember there were ones with like Tony Hinchcliffe and just ones you're like, well, how's that?
	Technical glitch.
	And then it was because they were his favorite episodes.
	So he just decided to keep them over on YouTube instead, which, of course, didn't make any sense.
	And I called him out on it at the time for being full of crap.
	Because if they're your favorite episodes, you would definitely want them over on your new platform so that Spotify subscribers would have access to them.
	Then everybody seemed to forget about it and the news cycle became a thing of the past.
	Joe moved over to Spotify as if there was no...
	Is it big enough?
	Right.
	You're going to get like that.
	There's going to be strings attached.
	You know?
	Yeah, that's the criticism of me being on Spotify.
	Yeah, how's that been?
	How's the move been?
	They don't give a f ⁇ .
	They don't care what you do.
	They haven't given me a hard time at all.
	There's a few episodes they didn't want on their platform that I was like, okay, I don't care.
	So, like I said at the time, it wasn't.
	How could you not care?
	Well, you don't care when you're getting 10 million, which would be fine.
	All we really care about here is hypocrisy and dishonesty.
	That's all we care about.
	So just say, yeah, they didn't like Gavin's episode, so we canned it.
	And it's not worth $10 million to me to hold on to Gav's interview that's already been seen by 7 million people.
	So how many more people are going to see his interview?
	Another 300,000?
	300,000 views?
	10 million bucks.
	I'd do the same thing.
	Well, I don't know if I would.
	But I get it.
	I'm not saying he should have killed her, but I understand.
	Also in Canceled Town, you're going to have to jump ahead here because this was classified somewhere else.
	This is Ancient Chinese Secret 2-1.
	Rob Lederman was fired.
	This is a guy who they were talking about how they like their women.
	No, how they like their toast.
	And his co-host said, well, I don't like my toast too, Serena Williams.
	I like it more like Gail King.
	People are different colors.
	That's a funny bit.
	And it's not a funny bit, but it follows the laws of comedy, I should say.
	It's reasonable.
	It's not particularly funny.
	It's definitely not offensive.
	You could talk about Edgar Winters type of toast or bread.
	You could talk about Josh Denny bread.
	That's fine.
	You could do it if it was white people, but not if they're black.
	So he got fired because while she was saying all this, which was not offensive, she's talking about toast darkness.
	He went, okay, that's his crime.
	So fuck him.
	That's the end of his career.
	And then Sharon Osborne, this is, again, ancient Chinese secret, but I haven't seen you since Thursday, so we have a little bit of catching up to do.
	Sharon Osbourne said, well, this is sort of the, I put it this out of order, but this is her saying, I feel like I'm on the electric chair.
	So Megan Markle said the royal family is racist.
	By the way, I was talking to a buddy at the gym, at the bar the other day, and he goes, they are racist.
	They killed Lady Di.
	Because she was dating a sand ann.
	Oh, right.
	And I was like, I didn't know that.
	And he goes, oh, yeah, Megan Markle's going to die within the next six months.
	They're not going to do it now because of this, but yeah, they don't like them marrying outside of their race.
	Okay.
	But anyway, Piers Morgan said, I don't believe Megan Markle.
	I don't think they're racist.
	I think she's full of shit.
	He got questioned.
	He said, fuck it.
	I'm done.
	And he walked off his own show.
	And then Sharon Osborne said, that's fucked up.
	He shouldn't have to walk off his own show.
	He can have an opinion.
	He's a royalist.
	And they said, oh, so you're racist.
	So if someone says someone was racist, like Megan, and you disagree with her, you're racist.
	If you disagree with that person no longer having a job, then you're racist.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed and blacks had to live up to stuff like that?
	I'm not talking to Isaac Jackson anymore.
	I'm not talking to Isaac Jackson anymore.
	Why?
	Because he has a friend who defended someone.
	Wow.
	What?
	Fuck him.
	So, yeah, let's show her on the electric chair for a second.
	It's all kicking off everywhere, isn't it?
	I mean, it's so divided.
	We all knew it was going to be divided, but Piers, I think, look, people forget he's in a position because they pay him for his opinion.
	I want to see her cry.
	Keep going, scroll ahead.
	He keeps saying he's a royal.
	He's very high up in the military.
	It's a personal thing for him.
	That's part of what we do.
	My mom earlier, I'm going to quit every single day.
	He can't handle it.
	So that one with the Page Boy cut, she's saying he criticizes people all day.
	He can't take the heat.
	But go ahead.
	Wait, go ahead a bit.
	Should have had this time.
	Listen to what I think he should have listened.
	Piers is what he is.
	You know, we paid for our opinion, too.
	What?
	What did the city have?
	It's way nicer than I thought it was.
	I thought I had some drama.
	You can't stand the heat.
	You better get out the kitchen.
	And this is somebody who can't stand the heat.
	Let's go to 2-3.
	Maybe there she gets a little more confrontational.
	Sorry, folks.
	I read in the newspaper she was crying.
	We would like to know, because I've been knowing you for years.
	I've been here.
	And I've never seen anything come out of you other than if I don't know.
	And menstrual blood.
	If it comes off a certain way, I stay corrected.
	She's a great argument for plastic surgery.
	She looks way better now.
	Look if they have their dog on the show, too.
	While you're sitting there.
	Are they trying to thwart attacks?
	It appears that you give validation or safe haven to something that he has uttered is racist.
	Even if you don't agree.
	Utter, bitch.
	Am I saying it right?
	This is how you win with these people, by the way.
	When you're confronted like this, get specific.
	No one here appreciates your views.
	What views?
	What are my views?
	Well, it looks like you're giving safe haven to a racist book.
	What racist belief?
	What was the quote?
	Like with Ann Coulter.
	Oh, you know, Ann Coulter.
	How much of what she says is just for shock and how much does she actually believe?
	What sentence in what book are you talking about?
	What sentence has she ever said that is factually incorrect?
	Actually, no.
	Tell me anything she's ever said.
	Tell me anything she's ever uttered in any context, controversial or not.
	And they never have an answer.
	Don't know what he's uttered that's racist.
	I'm not trying to slide out of this one.
	I don't know.
	Tell me, what has he uttered that's racist?
	Wednesday's episode of The Talking Tell.
	Oh, that's conveniently cut away.
	Cheryl Underwood confronted her co-host, Sharon Osborne, for supporting the woman.
	Why did they cut away?
	The black woman was on the spot.
	I'm sick of all this fucking woman.
	It was racist of them.
	Preferential treatment.
	Like, I'm looking at this article today, and it's all about the best doctors in New York, right?
	And coincidentally, they're all black women.
	Yeah, look at this.
	The best medicine.
	If you want to go to a doctor in New York, you should try Dr. Dandrea Joseph, Dr. Yves DuRoseau, he must be Haitian, or Dr. Vivian Bell.
	Try them out.
	They're great doctors.
	Like, I'm not saying they're not good doctors.
	I'm just annoyed that you constantly...
	Imagine albinos were in every commercial.
	It would annoy us.
	Crazy Dinash thinks he's a toad.
	Anyway, Piers ain't having it.
	Sometimes so much of free speech could also go under the racism category because it's the same thing.
	It's people being canceled and not allowed to talk because they're accused of being racist.
	You're never not allowed to talk for any other reason.
	You could deny the, well, denying the Holocaust, of course, but you could deny the Armenian genocide.
	You could talk about sexualizing children.
	That's not going to get you canceled.
	But the Holocaust, criticizing Muslims, and which I would put under racism, and anything against blacks, especially black women.
	Unless you're black, of course.
	If you're black, you can beat the living shit out of Asians on the street, and they'll call it white supremacy.
	I saw this, the war on cartoons.
	We've got to do a whole summation of this.
	Maybe we'll do that Thursday.
	I want to capture, this is 2-5.
	I want to catch up on every single cartoon that's been canceled because the list grows every day.
	No way.
	This is my youngest boy's favorite book, Captain Underpants.
	This guy's got a fucking scam going on.
	You can tell by the way he draws that he churns out probably 50 pages a day.
	It's not your usual graphic novelist where it's eight hours a page.
	No way.
	This guy just draws a quick Captain Underpants.
	Sometimes he does these entire books that are drawn by a kid.
	So he can draw them super naive and just make the hands like bloop, bloop, bloop.
	Just churning them out.
	Churn them out.
	God bless you, by the way, Dave.
	People love your books.
	And they're easy to draw.
	By all means, you win.
	I'm just saying, as a cartoon snob, you scammed the system.
	But anyway, there's a book from about five or six years ago called Oog and Boog or something like that.
	And it's two cavemen.
	And in the book, they go to see a sensei, a martial arts expert.
	Everything okay yet?
	In the primitive drawing of this guy, he's named Master Wong.
	His eyes are just lines.
	You know, like how Asians look?
	I'm John Mulaney now.
	That's him.
	So Master Wong, are you going to the link 2.6?
	That's 2.6?
	So it's Ok and Gluck.
	That's the link I sent you?
	Master Wong.
	Yeah.
	It's a Google search.
	Yeah, look at him right there next to me.
	That is, they call this passive racism.
	So I guess if he had drawn a dot in the middle of the line, like going on the bottom half of the line, would that have been okay?
	Or do you have to do just dots, but they do have different eyes.
	The black is allowed to have an afro, although that'll probably be illegal soon.
	The fuck is the problem here?
	And by the way, he's training them to become martial arts experts so they can be strong and fight for what's right.
	What the fuck?
	All right, let's jump to a green screen.
	Let's have a break here.
	It's getting a little heated.
	Before we get into racism or anything heavy, I want to talk about the movie Bad Trip with Eric Andre.
	Because I can't tell if he ripped off Jackass or not.
	Bad Trip, new film by Eric Andre.
	Very funny stuff.
	High quality.
	Gets a little tedious towards the end.
	I think the director is Jeff Tremaine, the guy behind Jackass, Johnny Knoxville's right-hand man.
	He won Most Gorgeous Eyes in his high school.
	I've hung out with him a few times.
	Very funny.
	One time we were at the Rainbow Lounge.
	I think I told you this before.
	And I think it was Jeff who Steve-O left his phone on the table and he got on, Jeff Tremaine got on Steve-O's phone and started going, hey, I want you to know that I miss you a lot and I want you back.
	He did a perfect Steve-O.
	I don't do a very good Steve-O.
	And brought all his ex-girlfriends to the club saying, I'd pay for your cab.
	So they showed up going, I need money for my cab.
	And Steve-O was there on a date.
	Anyway, I was watching this movie that's very good.
	And I couldn't help notice that, A, it's very funny, and B, it seems to overlap with Jackass quite a bit.
	Now, Jeff Tremaine is the guy behind it.
	So did you rip off yourself?
	And then I started thinking, what's the difference between a rip-off and an homage?
	And then I started thinking, why is Eric Andre so funny?
	I'd like to take a little side note there because I had an epiphany with this.
	Eric Andre used to have these parties in L.A. where he'd have a zebra and a camel in the parking lot of his apartment building.
	When he got bigger, he would have a house.
	He has a house.
	And he recently had a party with all nudists.
	He said to the nudists, you can't tell anyone that I hired you.
	You can't explain why you're nude.
	Just exist at the party like you're not nude, which they did.
	And it's funny.
	And it reminded me of my old best pal, Derek Beckles, who would have office parties at his house.
	And he'd bring in office furniture, like filing cabinets and stuff.
	And everyone would have to dress like they were at some shitty job with like a button down with short sleeves and a pocket protector, you know, the falling down look.
	And I thought, are those guys funnier than me?
	Derek Beckles ended up working for Eric Andre, by the way.
	I thought, are these mulattoes funnier than me?
	A white guy?
	And then I realized, you know what Eric Andre and Derek Beckles and a lot of sort of black-powered comedy is?
	It's just unfettered comedy.
	In other words, it's comedy.
	A lot of black comedy and a lot of black stand-up comedians, when you hear them, you're actually hearing what we would do if we had no rules, if we couldn't be canceled, we couldn't be persecuted, we couldn't obliterate our entire career and our child's social lives and ability to get into certain schools by saying the wrong thing.
	So, no, they're not funnier.
	You're just seeing what comedy can be, how funny it can be, which is really what all comedy was in the 80s and even the early 90s.
	Unfettered.
	I mean, I can't even wear certain shirts to my kids' baseball game.
	And if I had a Roger Stone did nothing wrong or any remotely political shirt, if I wore a Trump shirt to my kids' baseball game, he'd be ostracized.
	Oh, the housewives would be crying.
	It would be a major catastrophe.
	So we have to tiptoe around.
	That's why memes are so funny because it's the one place we sort of, the pressure cooker allows to release some steam.
	Anyway, I want to go through this with you.
	And you tell me if this is an homage to Jackass or if Bad Trip is ripping off.
	And Jackass, in a sense, is a ripoff of Brass Eye.
	Brass Eye was the first comedy to do bits and not tell the people that they were in the bits.
	So Brass Eye would have some sort of well-known celebrity doing a PSA for something.
	It would be like a giant pill this big called cake.
	And he'd have like Phil Collins saying, don't do cake.
	It's killing everyone.
	And they wouldn't tell him that they've made up this fake drug and there's no pill that big.
	That was the first show to act like a normal show, but lampoon strangers, in this case, celebrities, and not tell them that they were a thing.
	Then Borat came out immediately after that.
	Sasha Baron Cohen ripped it off and he did the same thing.
	And then Borat the Movie did a very interesting thing where they took a bunch of those same pranks that Brasai invented and they strung them together into a film with a plot.
	Then Bad Grandpa did that.
	Sorry, Jackass was 2000.
	So those first two things, Brasai and then Sasha Baron Cohen were 1997.
	And then 2000 was Jackass.
	2006 was Borat stringing it together.
	Bad Grandpa then sort of copied that again.
	And I wouldn't call those copies.
	I call those homages.
	There's a fine line.
	And we're going to work this out together as a team.
	And now we have 2020.
	It's 2021, but this was made in 2020.
	It's meant to come out a long time ago.
	Eric Andre spent seven and a half years on this film.
	And they're doing the Bad Grandpa thing, which is a bunch of fucking high-quality pranks, by the way, strung together into a plot.
	Totally seamlessly, too.
	And I don't want to wreck it for you, but when I was watching, I could tell that they weren't really going up to a military recruitment office and fucking with the guy.
	They had hired some extra to say, hey, we're doing a thing.
	You have to stand up there like a military recruiter guy.
	And then they sign a release and everything, and someone might come up to you.
	So they think they're just doing a dumb job, but they're really part of a film.
	So they're not really the person that you see on screen.
	They've been set up to a certain extent.
	Anyway, sorry.
	Pulling back the curtain, ruining the movie.
	That was shitty.
	I might even edit that out.
	But here's the first thing.
	I would consider this an homage.
	Steve O'Snuckles say fuck shit.
	It's a tattoo, right?
	Shit, fuck.
	Sorry.
	In the film.
	The film, by the way, is Eric Andre, and everyone thinks it's Hannibal Burris.
	It's actually the dude from Get Out who was the funny guy.
	What's his name?
	Lil Ray something?
	Lil Ray.
	Lil Ress Howery.
	Lil.
	His name's Lil.
	Can I call you Lil?
	I'm white.
	So it's those two.
	They decide to steal Lil Ress' sister's car.
	She's played by Tasha Hadish.
	Tiffany Haddish, who's amazing in it.
	And she looks like she's having a great time, and she's fun to watch because she totally hams it up.
	So Tiffany Haddish is an ex-con, and she's in prison.
	So they take her car and go on a road trip to meet this girl in New York, the hot chick from that Law and Order show, the Asian-looking one who's half Chinese.
	And so it's about their road trip from Florida to New York, and they get into all kinds of shh hi Jinx and shittamaroo.
	I just made up that word.
	So the baddest bitch, Trina, it says, fuck you on her knuckles.
	Now, is that linked to Steve-O?
	Is that an homage?
	I don't know, but I'm just setting the tone here for three pretty drastic examples.
	Are you ready?
	Number one.
	In the film, Lil Ray, what's his name?
	Lil Res.
	I'm just going to call him Mr. Howry.
	In the film, Mr. Howry goes into a port-a-potty.
	They make a bunch of shit sounds, right?
	And then he goes, help, help, someone help me.
	She opens the door, and he's stuck in the port-a-potty.
	Which is very funny.
	He's great in it, by the way.
	He goes, pull me up.
	How did your legs get in there?
	So then it tips, and he's covered in blue water and shit.
	There's so many black people in this.
	You know what I think it might be?
	They're less expensive as extras.
	And if you have a low budget, you tend...
	And I know this from personal experience.
	I have a movie that's been shelved called You're Stupid, Why Are You Are?
	or Death the Cool.
	And it's as black as this movie because we were cheap, and that's what we ended up with $50 a day extras.
	Anyway, so he fell in the port-a-potties, covered in shit, right?
	That's a jackass thing.
	That was Steve-O's worst nightmare, which he shouldn't have told them because then they did it to him, right?
	This is much better, of course.
	Holy shit, this is one of the greatest moments.
	Wow.
	Unbelievable quality.
	Like, that is a historical event that should be in Wikipedia.
	I bet if you look up Porta Potties in Wikipedia, that event is like in 2012, a gentleman named Steve-O.
	All right, so there's one.
	That smells rippy-offee to me.
	Not homagey at all.
	If there was some sort of spring involved, maybe.
	Number two.
	Now, this is weird.
	In the trailer, this is making your job challenging.
	In the trailer for Bad Trip, Tiffany Hadish escapes through the ground of the prison.
	It's really cool.
	Of course we're lagging.
	Now it's not even playing.
	Oh, that's it?
	No, she says, if any of you white motherfuckers tell me, I'm going to kill you.
	Don't kill nobody.
	I'm going to kill every single one of you.
	Snitches get stitches.
	Snitches get stitches.
	So in the actual movie, though, she comes out from under a van.
	Have you got that?
	Rigged up.
	That is at...
	Yeah.
	This is a really good sample of how good the movie is.
	He helps.
	She could have been a baby killer, dude.
	You see any guards out here or anything?
	Take your ass off.
	You better take off.
	You better fucking get your best run.
	Man, I'm going to get in the car and I'm going to go to Mexico and I'm going to just start all over, man.
	Get those clothes off and get the fuck out of here.
	Can I borrow your vest?
	I can't give you my vest.
	You my lookout.
	I never forget a face.
	Go.
	Thank you for helping me, escape.
	You got to hand it to the blacks.
	They have unity down packed.
	Whites don't have this kind of unity.
	They'd have to flush their own mother down the toilet.
	They did.
	Remember with the storming of the capital, they had all these daughters ratting on their mothers.
	Okay, so Jackass, in their pilot episode, Johnny Knoxville put on an orange jumpsuit and was wandering around a hardware store.
	It's very low quality, of course.
	I was pitching Vice TV to MTV in 2000, and then they pulled this up and said, can you compare to this?
	Actually, no, they showed Johnny Knoxville getting shot with a bulletproof vest.
	And they go, can you do anything this well?
	This good?
	And I was like, no.
	Oh, so they really called the cops.
	But you don't have him milling around the hardware store?
	Oh, this is them talking about it.
	Yeah.
	So he had handcuffs on, and they were behind his back, and he was at the hardware store asking if anyone had a hacksaw.
	And they were a little less cooperative than the black guy we just saw.
	So that's an interesting little dichotomy, but it's hard to find.
	Number three.
	This one kind of pissed me off.
	This is not an homage.
	Jackass had a thing.
	They've used the gorilla costume a bunch of times.
	And in this one, they had a...
	Bamar Jerra got a really beautiful hotel room for his mom and her boyfriend.
	And they had, what's his name, Pontius there.
	What is fucking Will Oldham doing in this?
	Basically, all households are loose.
	He's an asshole.
	I met him a few times.
	So they get Pontius in a gorilla costume and fat ass is there.
	He has to go shit, by the way, as soon as they see the gorilla, which I thought was funny.
	Like, lives are in danger.
	And he's like, I gotta go.
	No, it's not.
	It's...
	He calls him Uncle Phil, doesn't he?
	That's his real dad?
	You sure?
	So we have someone in the gorilla suit causing chaos and people who are not in on it freaking the fuck out.
	This shit's a heart attacking dice.
	You know, can you say that this is Borat or Brass Eye?
	This is a new genre.
	No, it's not.
	It's the same genre, but it's taking it to a much different place.
	I mean, brass eye embarrasses celebrities.
	These people are not being embarrassed.
	They're...
	So anyway, they leave the gorilla in there and it beats.
	Wait, keep going, keep going.
	Because the gorilla ends up beating the shit out of Dave English, I believe.
	Or one of them.
	Yeah, he's left in there with it.
	That's relevant.
	But the gorilla's left with the guy, and he beats up the guy.
	Big deal!
	Does this go wrong or something?
	Are you not used to being pranked by yet, mom?
	She looks kind of like a midget in that shot.
	My dad has a joke.
	He goes, what's the difference between the Holocaust and the excess fat a woman has on her lower arm?
	He says, you can make a joke about the Holocaust.
	There he is, taking a shit.
	While a gorilla attacks him.
	Anyway, in Bad Trip, it's basically the exact same thing.
	A gorilla rapes Eric Andre in front of everyone.
	I let my kids watch this.
	Not the youngest, but the 12 and the 14.
	And I was like, uh-oh, maybe I should have checked the parental IMDb first.
	Especially when arcing ropes of jizz shoot all over Eric Andre's face.
	I don't think my kids even know what jizz is.
	Yeah.
	So the first time he loses Virginia, they'll be like, oh no, I got gorilla jizz.
	I'm a freak.
	Anyway, those are my three examples.
	I can't really tell.
	I didn't like the gorilla.
	I don't mind the knuckles.
	I'm not going to argue with the escape convict.
	It's crucial to the plot.
	And the porta potty, that's right on the line.
	Let's let you decide.
	That girl's from New York, by the way.
	She is a child prodigy who went to school in San Diego, but she's a New York lady.
	I stole it from my daughter's local bands mix.
	All right, let's get deep, heavy, and hard into racism.
	Talk about racism.
	That was racist, guys.
	Let's talk about racism.
	Oh, how did you say that?
	I thought this was interesting.
	So everyone's proud of this girl.
	Black Lives Matter chick.
	1-5.
	I just did my first article or my second.
	I just got a new gig writing.
	And what's her job?
	This is what we're teaching young girls now.
	Snitching.
	Tattletale journalism.
	Remember we were talking about tattletale journalism?
	It goes back to Tommy Robinson's trial where he went near a window and waved and Ezra Levant took a picture.
	That technically violates because you are sort of in a court of law, even though you're in the hallway.
	You're not supposed to take pictures and publish them.
	And the CBC, the BBC couldn't get over it and they kept pushing to get Ezra Levant banned from the trial.
	Too much information.
	Journalists against information.
	JAI.
	So let's start with the picture on the right first.
	Yay, look at this.
	Lastly, I included a new section called BLM Reads.
	It covers protesting privacy concerns, how crypto can help crowdfund for the BLM movement.
	Let's do it, you guys.
	And general anti-racist resources.
	Okay, you don't sound like an activist at all.
	If you only have five minutes to read the newsletter this week, this is the section to read.
	Okay, good luck with your career in journalism and good luck tricking yourself into thinking that you're not a fucking pedantic activist.
	Now look at the other picture.
	So that's her promoting a newsletter.
	This is her first story with USA Today.
	When did USA Today get so fucking woke?
	Some sports guy's been asking me proud boys questions because he thinks Dana White is a proud boy because he wore the shirt once.
	You wouldn't believe the fucking calls I get.
	I'm still getting calls from Alan Foyer at the New York Times saying that I'm recorded on Telegram chats giving orders on how we're going to invade the Capitol.
	And I go, so it's my name?
	Well, no, it's just an anonymous person, but they say Proud Boys Leader.
	So maybe Enrique, I'm not a Proud Boys leader.
	I go, I've never facilitated any kind of a military action.
	I forget the exact word he used.
	But I go, it's again with Sisyphus.
	I go, it's Sisyphian constantly trying to prove to you that I did not organize the January 6th thing.
	He goes, I'm just trying to understand the documents.
	So not only are they activists, but they're blue and on.
	They become obsessed with their left-wing conspiracy and will not let it go.
	Like I have time to lie.
	And then what's her first story?
	Remember, she was really excited about Bitcoin funding BLM.
	And we know what BLM does with their money.
	They just fucking waste it.
	Not one black college fund, nothing of consequence.
	My first story with USA Today, defendants in the Jan 6 Capitol riot continue to crowdfund their legal fees online using popular payment processors despite a growing crackdown from tech companies.
	Let's stop these fuckers from getting a lawyer.
	It's really hard for me to get a lawyer, by the way, especially in Canada.
	And every time I get a no, I go, you know, Jeffrey Dahmer had a lawyer, right?
	Look at her.
	She's a fucking infant.
	Women, get out of the workforce.
	You suck.
	She copied Jackass, too.
	I'm not saying women suck.
	I'm saying you suck at your job.
	Your heart's not in it.
	I can tell.
	If you're a journalist and you're that sloppy saying crowdfund for BLM, but don't crowdfund for patriots, then I know you're an activist and you're a shitty, lazy activist.
	You'd be much happier at home with babies.
	All right, here's another story we can't, it's ancient news, but we have to get it out.
	Lil Nas X. So this is, sorry, 2-7.
	He did a video where the number one trending thing on Twitter, where he gets fucked up the ass by Satan.
	Right.
	And he also gets blown by some other demon.
	Satan laughing fucks Nasaks.
	Oh, lord, yeah.
	Literally, oh, Lord, yeah.
	So everyone's mad about it.
	I don't care.
	It's heavy metal, deaf metal, whatever.
	But it is kind of annoying that he ingratiated himself to the Christian country family right by doing a song with Achy Breaky Heart.
	And the premise was, you know, let's come together.
	You go, all right, you seem cool.
	And he goes, I'm really popular with kids.
	He was doing Old Town Road and like kindergartens and stuff.
	My kids loved it.
	What are you doing, Ryan?
	Showing the correlation between like that and then the gorilla fucking, devil fucking.
	No, they're not related at all.
	One is over-the-top shock comedy.
	This is like weird gay art.
	Weird gay art.
	So I get that people are annoyed.
	I mean, if he came out of nowhere and did this, I go, cool, whatever.
	Satan's fucking you up the ass.
	Congratulations.
	But I do understand that people are pissed off about it.
	I'm a free speech guy, so I don't care.
	But let's concede that he Trojan horsed his way into the mainstream with Old Town Road and then decided to literally fuck everyone in the ass who backed him.
	Yeah.
	Including Joel Austin.
	Joel Austin.
	Yeah.
	He was hanging out with little Nozzaks back in the day, and now he's like, oh, you fuck Satan up the ass.
	Or vice versa.
	What's 2-8?
	That's more on him.
	More on him.
	Should we watch?
	Oh, we should have made that the opening song today.
	Shoot.
	Oh, and so he's obviously enjoying this.
	He's a homo.
	So he's like, this backlash is putting an emotional toll on me.
	I try to cover it with humor, but it's getting hard.
	My anxiety is higher than ever.
	And stream Call Me By Your Name and on all platforms now.
	So look up Call Me By Your Name.
	Call Me By Your Name.
	I heard that was like an artsy type of movie or something like that.
	Call Me By Your Name.
	2017.
	No, Ryan, as soon as you see that, don't click on a link when it's clearly not the fucking song, dude.
	Why are you so hard to follow?
	Click on his Twitter.
	It'll be the top video.
	Or you could look it up another way.
	Million Ways to Do This.
	That's clearly not it.
	Just call me by your name.
	That can't be the fancy video, but okay, scroll ahead in that.
	We want to see the Satan sex.
	Yeah, you gotta find it, dude.
	Come on.
	I can get the video, yeah.
	Let's see.
	I actually broke a sweat with rage there.
	So, Caitlin Bennett is a...
	The Christian, the, you know, trad cats, trad Christs are not happy about this.
	There we go.
	Oh, it's Montero.
	In life, we hide the parts of ourselves we don't want the world to see.
	We lock them away.
	Oh, some gays do.
	We banish them, but here, we don't.
	Welcome to Montero.
	Where you can lap down.
	That creature blows him.
	Pretty good.
	I don't know what it sounds like.
	That's kind of a Spanish, a Vegaton vibe.
	He's, you know, he's hacking the system first country.
	No.
	Not a joke, dude.
	The new 300 looks like shit.
	Just Satan sex.
	I want to see him fuck the devil.
	Jump ahead to the Satan part.
	I want to see him fuck the devil.
	Wait, the devil's black?
	That's racist.
	Well, the god's always black in movies.
	He's gay.
	Hey, call me by your name.
	So when he has sex, he wants the guy to say, like, hey, Daryl.
	You like that, Daryl?
	Seems weird.
	Daryl the devil.
	Call me by your name.
	Oh, he cracked his neck.
	He seduced him.
	Oh, now he's the devil.
	He's like, I want lap dances.
	I got wings.
	Now he's an angel.
	Right.
	Is this good?
	I don't know.
	Thanks for killing the devil, dude.
	So 2-9.
	Oh, no, that's like killing Hitler and then becoming the next Hitler.
	It's like what the Haitian guy did after the French Revolt.
	He just became the bigger slave dealer.
	So, what's 2-9?
	He's going to rape Caitlin Bennett's dad.
	Yeah.
	Wait, go down a bit.
	So she says something about, do you still see?
	Oh, because he says, I see you, something like that.
	And she goes, oh, really?
	Do you still see your dad?
	Which is pretty funny because I bet he doesn't.
	And then he goes, yep, and I might fuck yours.
	So she's going to rape, because I assume Caitlin Bennett's dad won't voluntarily be fucked by Lil Naza.
	You'll see the devil.
	You're going to rape the dad.
	What's 3-0?
	Look, we're using parlor.
	Nice.
	Oh, yeah.
	Cassandra Fairbanks wrote an article about it.
	Satanic rapper Lil Naz threatens to rape gun girl Caitlin Bennett's father during Twitter spat.
	Now again, it's the hypocrisy that we hate.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed and someone was threatening some young black girl's father, some redneck country singer, Garth Brooks was like, I'm going to fucking rape your dad, poet laureate.
	Got to find him first.
	Yeah.
	Book.
	Oh.
	So go to 3-1.
	So not only did Lil Nas X have his great satanic debut, but he also put out a shoe that's Satan, pro-Satan, and allegedly has a drop of human blood in it, which we don't believe, but whatever.
	What you do is, KISS did this with their comic book.
	They had a big vat of red ink and someone went bloop into the giant vat of red ink.
	And now all the comic books are made with partly human blood.
	No one said how much the part is.
	But wait, did you not work?
	Did that link not work?
	31.
	Yeah, yeah, I got it now.
	31.
	So if, again, the hypocrisy.
	And what is the problem with hypocrisy?
	It's dishonest.
	It's the dishonesty.
	I just want people to tell the truth.
	Oh, this is so true.
	Don't be racist, not racist.
	Just be you, dog.
	And you can't be inconsistent if you're honest.
	So they banned the Betsy Ross Nike.
	We tried to find it, didn't we?
	It was like $350.
	Yeah.
	That's the original American flag or the one that Betsy Ross designed for George Washington.
	She was the one who told him, by the way, to use five-point stars instead of six points because they're easier to make.
	We could have had Israeli stars on the flag.
	And they banned that shoe for being, I don't know what, pro-slavery or something.
	So you can't have the Betsy Ross flag on your Nikes, but you can have literally Satan.
	Isn't that fucking nuts?
	They're not even trying to hide it anymore.
	All right, let's update.
	Speaking of racism, let's update the Black on Asian thing, which is becoming a minutely occurrence.
	The studies, of courts, show that black, maybe we should have a whole black on Asian bumper.
	Yeah.
	What did you...
	Okay.
	So 3-2.
	Oh, you didn't see my tweet, by the way.
	Oh, what was your tweet?
	About Lil Nas X. Okay.
	Little Nas X sucks Old Town Chod.
	All right.
	126.
	Sucks the show for that.
	So this guy, Brian Levin, he's the executive director of the Center for Hate and Extremism or some bullshit.
	And they start researching anti-Asian hate.
	Who's doing it?
	I assume proud boys, right?
	Oh, fuck.
	I thought it was jarring, said Brian Levin, executive director of the center, noting that the finding runs counter to assumptions made by many that perpetrators of anti-Asian hate are mostly angry white men who blame China for the COVID-19 epidemic.
	Like, how fucking naive would you have to be to think that's the case?
	But let's just go through some attacks and see what they look like, shall we?
	Because we all have eyeballs.
	And what you'll see with the data is, they'll go, oh, it's like 70% white, 34% black.
	Black, and it's black males.
	So black males are 7% of the population.
	Whites, it would probably be white, male, and female, don't you think?
	So what we're seeing here is a wildly disproportionate number of blacks, even with those stats.
	But those stats are from 2018.
	When people bring up stats, they're not bringing up the past two months.
	And these, you have to use your eyeballs for these.
	And that, what do we see?
	We see big black men attacking Asian women.
	And I don't think it has jack shit to do with COVID.
	I think it has to do with a crime spike.
	And the crime spike comes from the loss of morale in the police force because we said, fuck the police.
	All cops are bastards.
	Defund the police.
	And the police have just gone, you know what?
	I'm not coming to work anymore.
	This sucks.
	And what happens when that happens?
	Crime shoots up.
	And when crime shoots up, you see more black criminals because black criminals, blacks are more represented in the crime stats than they are represented in their population compared to the rest of everyone else.
	They are disproportionately represented in crime.
	So when crime goes up, you see more blacks.
	Asians are disproportionately represented as random victims because they make easy prey.
	So are Hasidic Jews.
	Irish guys walking back from the boxing gym are not disproportionately represented in the victims of these crimes.
	But anyway, look at this woman attacked in Midtown.
	She's walking by some building.
	Some guy just comes up to her and boom, kicks her in the stomach and then stomps on her head once, stomps on her head twice.
	Double impact too as she hits the cement three times.
	Triple stomps on her head.
	It's a hate crime.
	And then look at this, look at this, the doorman.
	All right, let's just close.
	It's like that CVS video where you laughed at where the doors closed after the attack.
	Yeah, but this is a human saying, sorry, not my problem.
	Bunch of pieces of shit.
	I mean, go and check if she's okay at least.
	I understand you don't want to be Superman and go beat him up.
	The guy's big.
	Although it would be nice to see you just imagine you were in the lobby and just ran, ran, ran, ran, ran, leapt up and kicked him in the back of the head.
	Yeah, that'd be cool.
	There's a bunch of you there.
	There's two of you.
	There's three of you.
	You can't take a guy?
	Three of you?
	You fucking pussies.
	And I would have nightmares if I was there, especially if I was there with two other dudes and we didn't do anything.
	You can tell he doesn't give a shit.
	What's this?
	Well, Trump legitimizes horrific violence with his constant reference to the China virus.
	This is what despots do.
	It makes total sense.
	So go to 3-4.
	You can see who that guy was.
	There he is.
	Go to 3-5.
	There's the stats being bad.
	Again, these are old stats.
	Move it over a bit.
	Blacks.
	Oh, fuck.
	Get that out of your fucking way, please.
	Answer, blacks and by a hugely disproportionate rate, 30% of the population accounting for almost a third of all violent attacks.
	And again, what we've seen here is mostly males.
	But okay, let's keep it male and female just for fun.
	13% for 33% of the attacks.
	But those are old stats.
	2018.
	This is a brand new trend.
	Here's an Asian lady on the subway.
	Oh, and an Asian guy on the subway.
	This one is also going viral.
	Again, my view on this is pretty politically correct.
	It's not black on Asian racism per se.
	It's an increasing crime.
	I'm a lefty.
	And there's a lot of Asians.
	I should work at HuffPo.
	A lot of Asians in the city.
	So it's almost like, well, I think if there's any reason for this resentment, it's nothing to do with COVID.
	It might be like I see them at the corner store and at the beauty parlor making money, and it pisses me off that we're not making money.
	Well, you got to work, shithead.
	You got to work.
	Maybe because of language barrier, they feel less bad, and also they won't go to the police.
	Like they don't see them.
	Yeah, that's a big one.
	They tend to carry cash and they don't go to the police.
	But that's not the case here.
	The case here is I'm beating up because I can take him.
	Yep.
	Again, no one does anything.
	This isn't a gang of teenagers with knives and you know you're going to die if you intervene.
	This is one teenager with his fist.
	As he just pounds this dude.
	And he just, he can't stop.
	He's such a fucking savage that he wants to make it look.
	And then he chokes him.
	Now he might be choking him to pass out, but you can kill someone like that, can't you?
	Yeah.
	And then also if you cut off the blood circulation of their brain, then you let go really quickly, all the blood rushing back could pop some blood vessels in the brain.
	Oh, look at that.
	Even after he's passed out, he smashes his face on the side.
	Bye.
	Now, this is called Black on Asian, but can we not be British here and call Pakistanis Asian?
	That seems so stupid.
	The attacks are mostly on Orientals.
	I want to go backwards with this nomenclature, but this is the famous story going around.
	Today is the old news episode.
	I'm going to call that old news.
	But you've seen this a hundred times.
	We need to get it on the books here.
	Two black teenage girls are hijacking, carjacking an old Muslim from Pakistan who's like 66 years old.
	They taser him, but he's been through a lot.
	And he doesn't mind the tase.
	That lagged, of course.
	He doesn't mind the tase.
	They get in the car.
	They drive so fast that they lose control of the vehicle after smashing into a pole, too.
	So he's already fucked up there.
	The car tips sideways.
	The Pakistani man goes flying and is dead.
	Or he's at death's door.
	Now, here's what really disturbs me about this.
	One, the guy filming doesn't grab the teenage girls and hold them on the ground until the police come.
	He just passively says, they stole the car.
	Two, no one gives a shit, including the military personnel, about the dead or dying man behind them.
	Three, their number one concern is their phone.
	Look at him.
	Look at them walk by him.
	Military are trained to do CPR.
	Look, they're worried about those girls.
	Are you girls safe?
	Again with the black unity.
	Well, they're saying back up because there's gas leakage.
	So the girls were obsessed with their phone.
	So this obviously went viral.
	And the media is avoiding the fact that the carjackers are black.
	3-8.
	So let me see who that is.
	That's some political activist.
	No, no, click on the pictures.
	The first picture first.
	This guy's a real, I haven't heard of him.
	I hadn't heard of him before this.
	Hunter Walker.
	There's a lot of far-right commentators sharing this horrific story and highlighting the fact that the perpetrators are black.
	Here's the deal.
	If a white person hurts a black person, the mainstream media says white person hurts black person.
	If it's the other way around, they just say man hurts man.
	If you go, wait a minute, that was a black person, then you're racist because you're highlighting their race.
	Got it?
	If you highlight black failure, you're a racist.
	If you highlight white failure, you're a freedom fighter.
	And this is the same guy pointing out that the crowds were mostly white when it suited him.
	Now, you want to just point that out to that guy?
	He doesn't give a shit.
	Stop trying to have a gotcha moment with these people.
	It won't work.
	And of course, the mayor could give two shits about this.
	3-9.
	What does she say there?
	Move it over.
	Move Chong over.
	Ching Chong, Miles Chong.
	Muriel Bowser, she's the mayor of, where did this happen again?
	D.C.?
	Yeah, D.C. Oh, God, D.C. was already a crime hellhole before they defunded and demoralized the police.
	Muriel Bowser was just on TV to condemn the police as part of her ongoing campaign against law enforcement.
	That's her takeaway right now.
	Not a single word about Mohammed Anwar.
	Again, for the 50th time, can you fucking imagine if it was two white guys carjacking a black woman, a young black mother of two?
	They tasered her and then they drove away and she flipped and died.
	And then a bunch of white American Army dudes just ignored the black woman lying dead on the street, and the white rednecks were worrying about their phones.
	My phone's still in the car, dude.
	I literally can't imagine.
	I literally can't imagine.
	I literally cannot imagine.
	I'd run.
	I'd just start, I'd go outside right now and just start Forrest Gump running.
	I'd end up in Mount Vernon.
	I'd run from New York City to Mount Vernon.
	Baboom.
	All right, so why is this happening?
	It's very simple.
	We told the cops to fuck off.
	Go to 4-0.
	This is another example.
	This is a non-Asian thing, but these teenage boys gunned down this beautiful little white girl, eighth grade girl, in just a random attack in Virginia.
	Why did they do it?
	I'll tell you why they did it.
	They're gang members, and the gang leader said, because he's brainwashed by the media's definition of racist America, he said, yo, they take one of ours every day.
	It's time we take one back.
	If you want to be part of this organization, you got to take one back.
	So they went and just shot that beautiful little girl.
	She's not, believe it or not, she's not involved in crime, gang violence.
	But that's what you're seeing there is an initiation.
	They take our sacred children every day.
	So we're going to take a sacred one of theirs.
	The more innocent, the better.
	Find a beautiful young girl and bust a cap at her ass, which they did, then she died.
	You're also seeing this.
	There's a woman, a viral story recently of a woman who was in a store.
	She was black, actually.
	And this black kid comes up and just slices her nose off.
	And that's called, that's a big thing with the bloods in Brooklyn.
	It's called eating your lunch.
	And the initiation is to slit someone's face.
	A stranger would be ideal.
	There's not a lot of Crips in New York, but it would be great if you got a Crip, but there's not that many.
	So just go up to a stranger and just slit her face.
	So she's got kind of a big sort of an African nose.
	And it's cut from here to here.
	You should be looking this up as we talk, Ryan.
	I'm not just listening to the show.
	They cut her hair.
	This whole sort of lobe was hanging off.
	They had to put it back on.
	Woman in store gets face cut by stranger.
	What did you look up?
	Cut nose?
	Why would you look that up?
	And if you are going to do that, wouldn't you hit news?
	So you get the most recent cut nose and not just a series of people who've had their nose cut from all over the world?
	Yeah, this is it.
	You see what I'm talking about?
	Oof.
	That whole piece was off.
	So if there wasn't a doctor there, or we lived in a time where you couldn't get to a hospital quickly, she'd just have like a hole for a nose for the rest of her life.
	If this was in the Middle East, there he is.
	I like how the camera makes him look white.
	Probably Dominican.
	And you're in.
	What was the purpose?
	Look at the blood immediately.
	Her nose is hanging off.
	Don't you just want to torture him?
	Don't you want to just take hammers to his legs?
	And where are those Goombas?
	Get on it, Goombas.
	Why do you guys sit outside all day?
	But why is all this happening?
	Because we told the police to get lost.
	All cops are bastards.
	And we sent messages like this.
	We have a police reform program going on, 4-1, and here in New York.
	And we decided the best guy for it would be a cop killer.
	Cop killer appointed to lead police reform in New York.
	He's just got out of prison for murdering a cop.
	And if there's one person that understands how evil cops are, it's a cop killer.
	So he's going to get on there and talk about how we can fix everything.
	This is just like when they had that woman, Donna Hilton, I think her name was, she did a talk at the Women's March about equality and LGBT.
	Meanwhile, she had done 20 years for shoving an iron rod up a gay man's ass so deep that he died of internal bleeding.
	But she should do a talk and tell us about equality and learning to love one another.
	Who helped plan to dismantle the Ithaca Police Department?
	The killer of NYPD hero, Robert Walsh Lynch.
	It's the ultimate disrespect to his service and sacrifice.
	Go to 4-2.
	Crime hits record levels due to Black Lives Matter.
	Red Elephants is great.
	We got to get him on the show.
	Red Elephants?
	You don't have to write it down, dude.
	He's a little controversial with some things, but he's been demonetized everywhere.
	And these guys always end up on Patreon.
	Patreon's going to boot you, dude.
	You're not going to last there because you have a swarm of bees around you.
	Crime hits record low.
	So click on that.
	They've got us digital e-bagging now to make money.
	Think about this because while we have cities focusing on approving reparations for black residents, and we have the largest investigation in American history where hundreds of Trump supporters are being rounded up by the DOJ,
	900 search warrants are being conducted.
	They're raiding Trump supporters' homes, seizing 1,200 phones, arresting hundreds of Trump supporters for the mostly peaceful protest on January 6th at the Capitol building, which resulted in a few broken windows, even admitted by the New York Times the extent of the damage was a few broken windows.
	While the DOJ is focusing on raiding and arresting hundreds of Trump supporters, while cities across the country are focusing on paying reparations to black people, right now we have this report that says murder rate jumps back to 1990s levels.
	Data show.
	We're going to read a little bit from Washington.
	You get the idea.
	Well, that'll be in the notes.
	You get that at gavinmcinnis.whim.
	Thanks to Eric McCurdy and her wonderful work.
	But look at this Kevin Hurley, this 4-4.
	This was the, he worked actually with my cousin.
	No, not that.
	I'm jumping ahead.
	In counterterrorism in London, and he's just had enough.
	So, move over so I can read it.
	Don't worry, we're getting a new fucking monitor soon.
	I'm done, Britain.
	When a copper pens a heartfelt resignation letter like this, it shows we live in a warped and broken society.
	Now, the point is, this is Britain and America and Canada.
	New York City, especially.
	Minneapolis is big.
	Seattle, the Pacific Northwest is big.
	But this is a Western problem.
	I don't know about Spain and Germany and mainland Europe, but I know in the English-speaking countries in the West, we are suffering from a cop crisis.
	That's a kind of a better name for today's episode.
	It's a cop crisis.
	And we've kept shitting on these people who protect us, who put their lives on the line.
	Like, I understand maybe shitting on hairdressers.
	You guys are overpaid $350 for some fucking extra coloring.
	Fuck you.
	Okay, sure.
	We don't need them.
	They're all like that.
	Something's wrong with that.
	But police who are willing to die for you, this first person, anytime, this is the crazy part.
	Anytime anything goes remotely fucking wrong, like at your building in the fag zone where they had their package stolen, they're like, I've contacted the police.
	Like if it rains on their birthday, they call the police.
	The police, the police, the police.
	And at the same time, fuck these losers.
	I don't need them.
	So what would happen with that?
	Say you were in a relationship and you just started dating and she kept telling you to fuck off and she doesn't need you.
	Guess what you're going to do eventually?
	You're going to go fuck someone else.
	You're going to leave.
	You're not going to invest into a relationship that's a one-way street.
	And that's what's happened to the police.
	Let me see that letter again.
	It's really good.
	I can't read it.
	You got to go down a bit.
	I think it's in italics.
	Yeah.
	I'm a cop of 20 years.
	I'm leaving.
	I'm done.
	I'm done with duplicitous liars and twisters of the truth in parliament who destroyed policing to further their own careers.
	Perfect.
	Just like that DC mayor we saw who totally ignored the murder of that Pakistani cab driver and focused on how evil the cops are while carjacking is taking over your town.
	I can't read it anymore.
	Zoom out a bit.
	There we go.
	I'm done with their 24-hour news, their Twitter echo chambers, their pile on tactics and agendas to invent the next big story or extend the life of the old one.
	I'm done with their sickening pretense that they are on some crusade to make the world a better place.
	I'm done with the socially corrosive special interest groups who want to be top of the victimhood ladder and are prepared to burn the world and anyone different to them to ensure they are heard above anyone else.
	Their constant screaming for attention and ever more fantastical claims that bear no scrutiny, but which they know they will never be challenged on because, you know, cancel culture.
	I'm done with the public.
	Their violence, their lying, their abuse, their spitting, their constant screaming for instant gratification and destruction of anything and everyone around them if they don't get their own way.
	Like a bunch of petulant adolescents.
	This is really well written.
	I'm done with their demand for every right, real or imagined, and their utter lack of personal or social responsibility to each other.
	And I'm done with the senior officers who will jump on any bandwagon, like we saw the captain, Chauvin's captain yesterday, happy to throw him under the bus.
	Anyway, you get the idea.
	He's done with it all.
	And here is an NYPD video where one of our loco boys makes it clear to other cops how we should handle, how his fellow officers should handle the new culture they're living in.
	To the men and women of the NYPD, don't do shit.
	They're coming after your homes, your pension, your salary, your condos, everything, including your cars.
	Wake up.
	Don't do shit.
	Answer one job at a time.
	Fuck it.
	Let the city burn.
	White shirts, lead the way.
	Tell your men and women to sit on their hands.
	Detectives, sit on your cases.
	Don't do shit.
	God bless.
	Let the city realize they need you.
	You don't need them.
	Let the fucking city burn.
	Let them know you're more important than the city butcher council who never did a day in the street.
	What's with that transparent layer you're adding?
	No, this is something to do with the preview window that I'm on.
	So I could just double up the preview so that way you don't see any transparency.
	All right, let's jump over.
	We're out of time, folks.
	Let's jump over to the mailbag.
	We got to get out of here.
	Hey, fags.
	You did a great job sucking this huge cock.
	Okay.
	Just kidding, but for real, I like how you did the commentary on the trial.
	I watched Crowder, and he is great, but he doesn't let you listen to what they are saying that well because they're always talking.
	You should cover more things this way.
	Also, did you know that you're a fag?
	By the way, yours spelled Y-O-U-R.
	He wants to fuck us with his heels on, but that's spelled H-E-A-L-S.
	So heels, heels.
	Badoop, badoop, badoo.
	Shitty female writer alert.
	Sarah Jay Ben Incasa.
	They're so easy to spot.
	On panic, not everyone craves a return to quote-unquote normal.
	Ooh, that's a twist.
	Let's see what you got, my dear.
	Oh, we need a free account.
	I have often said that a panic attack is the inverse of an orgasm.
	Notice it starts with me, me, me, me.
	This usually gets a good laugh.
	I make my friends laugh.
	But it incorporates the element of surprise.
	When I start the sentence, nobody sees orgasm coming.
	You're welcome, by the way.
	But it also produces a laugh of recognition in anyone who knows that it's true.
	This is diary writing.
	Don't subject the population, the public, to it.
	This is for you and you only.
	God damn it.
	Who gave women a typewriter?
	Who gave women a keyboard?
	Who gave women a computer?
	Who gave women a pen?
	Let's say that, a pen.
	Is that her?
	She definitely does stand up.
	Yeah, let's see her stand up.
	I'm dreading this.
	This is like a girl saying, I have one big insecurity about my tits.
	Do you want to see?
	And you're like, uh, sure.
	And then you discover the girl you have a crush on has three nipples and your boner's dead forever.
	Let's see what she's got.
	Oh, she's quite established.
	Those are a couple of other Sarahs.
	This is her.
	Getting wet.
	Got to use the sex jokes right out of the gate.
	Oh, she's with the famous guy.
	She loved that font.
	Makes shit audio for you.
	How's it going, guys?
	Actor, comedian.
	Is this before he was famous?
	2009?
	This is definitely before This is America.
	Well, this is 30 rock writer and star of NBC's community.
	Yeah, he was on community way before This is America, you turd head.
	But no, he was famous, though.
	Sure.
	But not like now.
	All right, I wanted to see her stand up.
	I don't know if she has stand-up.
	I'm looking up stand-up.
	Well, she's a comedian, they claim.
	Although that term just means, I'm a professional funny person.
	Hey, Gavin Rye.
	This is one of the gayest things ever.
	Oh, here we go.
	Six years ago.
	All right.
	Mrs. Funny Person?
	The fonts.
	Great.
	I forget what that one's called.
	College means of being in school here.
	The concept of the triad is very strange to people.
	And when I say, you know, a white data performer, they're like, that's cute.
	When they went to school, like, in the Washington Police area.
	So nobody ever heard of a work in college.
	You know, it's not like they're like, oh yeah, Barria.
	God.
	I have to break it down for them and say, you know, when they say, you know, what did you do in college?
	Shut up, shut up, shut up.
	Anyway, my Gator went off and I got douche chills from this.
	They have a whole channel of shit like this.
	If this is that, those guys meeting Dr. Fauci, I'm going to jump into my computer and strangle you.
	This is from today.
	If it's the Fauci guys, prepare to die.
	What's taking you so long?
	Where are you at?
	I'm at the email that's after the one we just did that said check this out.
	Oh, okay.
	Oh, few.
	Privilege.
	White privilege.
	Yeah, I remember seeing that.
	Think about it.
	Gaydar?
	Whose flesh tone is this?
	That's a woman.
	Whose flesh tone?
	I have brown band-aids in my classroom.
	I had to special order them.
	They're twice as much as these.
	Wait, she sure seems surprised by everything in the world.
	Yeah, I saw that.
	And that argument is so boring because you live in a country that is not just 65% white or 70% white, but when it comes to skin tone and you include light-skinned blacks and Dominicans and stuff, it's probably like 80% near that tone.
	Oh, you include Asians?
	What percentage of Americans, 5% are like Indian kind of, no, 5% are Asians in general.
	So let's say 2% of those are Asian, like Pakistani, right?
	So that's 2%.
	Now blacks are 14%.
	I would say two-thirds of blacks are darker than those band-aids.
	There's a lot of light-skinned blacks.
	Right?
	So those, wait, go back to those types.
	So those band-aids would cover you right up to type four.
	Right.
	So type five and six represent, I'm going to say like 60% of blacks.
	So that is out of 14%.
	That's like 9%.
	So we have 9% of those blacks plus 2%.
	So we're about 10%.
	So 90% of Americans can use those band-aids without it looking weird.
	That's why they're the predominant band-aid.
	You fucking stupid bitch.
	Hmm.
	Here's one from John.
	Oh no, that's for Gary.
	Boy, Gary's really catching up on me.
	Hey guys, how great is this notice?
	More men and businesses need to grow some balls and fight back this way.
	And it's a notice from Cyrus Patrick that says, please be advised.
	To assure the safety of our staff and existing clients, CP Fitness will not be accepting new personnel, new personal training clients who have taken the experimental vaccine.
	This decision has been made in consultation with our insurance company as well as health professionals.
	The unknown health effects of the mRNA vaccines are not covered by our liability.
	And also, we had to take into consideration reported side effects such as viral shedding, seizures, and death into consideration.
	We apologize for any inconvenience.
	We'll reevaluate.
	That's pretty cool.
	Can't untake the vaccine.
	This guy sent me that same email three times.
	Oh.
	And he CC'd Owens at Infowars, Owen S. at Infowars.
	So he's really getting out there.
	Okay, this is a very long one.
	We'll just read some of it.
	Hey, Gavin Rai, your video covering John Oliver was pretty salient.
	I liked it a lot and I wanted to add one argument.
	Oliver says that wanting to maintain a culture and heritage is white supremacy.
	Shit, I was just thinking of this the other day.
	Oh yeah.
	So I want to talk about this on another show, but they're starting to get so good at genetics and DNA that they're isolating the God gene.
	They're good at it.
	They're able to tell if you're going to be religious or not.
	And that proves what I've been screaming for years, which is everything is nature.
	Very few things are nurture.
	It's like 90-10.
	And included under nature is whether you're going to be religious or not.
	There's a certain type of person that wants their questions answered, certain type of person that has faith.
	When I say religious, I mean really, really religious in this case.
	They're also a contair away from finding the gay gene.
	Now, we're not going to abort our children under any circumstances, but especially if they're gay.
	But what about immigrants?
	What about Hispanics?
	What about Mexicans?
	What about Indians?
	What about Chinese?
	What about fucking Middle Easterners?
	That gay baby's getting sucked out of that womb like a fucking dirty sink clog.
	But I'm talking to you here on a human level.
	So I've even already seen Indians aborting girls.
	In Canada, Indian immigrants are seeing, getting an ultrason man and seeing a girl and going, we don't need more girls.
	What are you talking about?
	I need the son.
	So they're aborting female babies.
	It's gendercide, and it's happening in the West right now, thanks to diversity.
	Never happened in the States.
	Actually, Tony, it might.
	It might, Tone.
	It does.
	Oliver says that wanting to maintain a culture and heritage is white supremacy.
	Well, what's the point of immigrants bringing their culture to the U.S. when they come here?
	It is to maintain their heritage and culture.
	So without thinking about this one step deeper question, John Oliver inadvertently begs, why do immigrants get to protect their heritage in a land they don't belong to while mentioning the birthright of legal citizens in the land their ancestors lived in is bigoted.
	His superficial arguments display his true intentions, and he doesn't even realize it.
	He wants Western culture destroyed and replaced.
	I see no other logical conclusion.
	Yeah, they just can't separate culture and race.
	And the irony is that that's what the West is all about, is separating race and culture and saying, work hard and you're in.
	The why of things.
	It's the least racist culture in the world.
	Yet it's accused of racism almost non-stop 24 hours a day.
	All right, let's do the final video.
	I'm going to go through it.
	Propose.
	You won't regret it.
	This is a good one.
	And by the way, I like my friend DJ Tiga in Montreal.
	He proposed to his girlfriend with a ring.
	His underwear was threadbare.
	He was nude in the middle of the night.
	Plan it out.
	You don't have to go this level, but plan it out.
	Make it nice.
	Remember what I did in Paris?
	We're under the Eiffel Tower.
	A little girl comes up, an ethnically ambiguous girl like our daughter will be.
	And she said, bonjour, madame, James, crumpled up bag.
	Her ring was in it.
	I take the crumpled up bag.
	The girl runs away.
	Paid her $100.
	Open it up.
	Boop.
	There's the ring.
	Will you marry me?
	I didn't get on one knee.
	Pretty good.
	She's crying.
	Don't get creative with the ring, guys.
	Just a gold band with a diamond, the biggest diamond you can afford.
	Five grand minimum.
	Don't go over 10.
	Are these guys that do 40?
	And don't get cubic zirconium with like interwoven rubies and all that.
	Don't get creative.
	Their fantasies go back to this.
	So this guy's brought her to a movie.
	Well, here, you can see.
	Nice quality animation.
	Pretty good.
	Goes to your high school sweetheart.
	So I just want to take my time to save this moment.
	Oh my God.
	Oh, my God.
	He's holding up his watch.
	Do you mind this?
	It's kind of a big moment.
	Oh, my God, these poor people.
	They're all in on it.
	That's pretty cool.
	Pretty good.
	Yeah, you know what?
	I'm not mad at this guy.
	Not very creative.
	Whatever works.
	Very typical.
	This will be a great memory for her.
	It's safe.
	You don't need to come out of a fucking cake.
	You don't need to let the devil butt fuck you.
	Keep it generic.
	That's good too.
	Wonder what shade of toast their kid will be.
	Band-aid usable?
	Stuff your ass into someone's face when they're proposing to you, by the way?
	World's worst time to fart.
	This one annoys me a bit.
	That's that's racist.
	She's got to do all the work.
	That's foreboding.
	Got a gay friend.
	I went swimming after that and she drowned.
	Sorry.
	Terrible jokes.
	But she didn't allow her hair to go underwater, which is weird.
	So it's a weird drowning where...
	She just drowned like this.
	Yeah.
	Next.
	Oh, this one's a doozy.
	Dude, you don't have to be in the show.
	Look at the black guy in the background.
	Yeah.
	They want this video.
	They want to have it forever.
	Get out of there, dude.
	He wrecked it.
	Go ahead.
	Next.
	He looks really awkward, didn't he, at the end there?
	This one's great.
	Although, getting your whole family involved, I mean, a big part of marriage, especially at the beginning, is I can't wait to fuck you.
	I know you've already fucked her.
	But, you know, the conceit is that we're going to finally have sex.
	It's kind of sexual a proposal.
	Yeah, it's like I own you now.
	You know, long makeout.
	I mean, in 30 years, it doesn't have that same kind of vibe, but like day one, again, silver, bad move.
	I like gold.
	He ruined it.
	Nice.
	I want to cry.
	Make me cry, motherfuckers.
	Yeah.
	I almost got it with that second one.
	Make me cry like a bitch, bitch.
	Yeah, turn me into a faggot.
	A little nause me.
	Oh, this is intense.
	I haven't seen this one yet.
	Oh, she's paralyzed.
	Oh.
	It's bringing her to her chair.
	Are we really?
	No, that could just be removed.
	I don't know.
	I know you don't.
	That's possible.
	That's your fucking trademark.
	No, but that could be possible.
	I don't know.
	You don't know how to eat Cheez-Its.
	I could eat Cheez-Its very well, frankly.
	This is a little Gino.
	Oh, boo.
	It's very Italian-American.
	Ugh, that makes me racist towards Italians.
	Ugh, I don't even like a big stupid diamond.
	Oh, dumb purple-pink fuchsia car, and he's crying like a bitch.
	It's a big emerald-cut diamond.
	Here's a cool one.
	Basics.
	I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
	Can I see the ass that made his decision for him?
	I'm assuming that ass has a good 30 years left in it.
	What if you touch her?
	Definitely a gang raper.
	Next.
	I'm not crying.
	Oh, great.
	Hello, I got you balloons.
	This is an express for men connoted.
	I spent over $40 on balloons.
	And Sparklets put me back another $8.
	He's like, I was wondering what those were.
	My sister got flown into a sports stadium and he got her a car.
	He went to Party City.
	But in the balloons, there's another element inside of it.
	The diamond balloons.
	And here is a drawing of the ring I'm going to buy as soon as I pay off my debts.
	You've been dating a girl for a while.
	You've had your party years.
	Say you've lived with her for six months.
	You guys haven't had a drop-down drag out fight.
	What are you waiting for?
	Her with bigger tits?
	She's not good enough for you?
	And if she isn't, move on.
	Get out of there.
	But it's time to settle down.
	Put a ring on it.
	Trust me, the party years are awesome.
	I don't want to deny you that.
	Enjoy yourself.
	But after a while, 25, 15 to 25, 10 years of partying, 10 years of anything, you should get the idea.
	You know, corporations tend to do better when they switch CEOs out every 10 years.
	Fresh blood.
	Give your life fresh blood.
	Put a ring on it.
	Stop wasting not just her time.
	Stop wasting your time.
	And when you get a ring on it and you guys live together, no, you don't need money.
	Stop waiting for that.
	She can stay in the apartment you're in now.
	But put a ring on it and then start making some babies.
	And you'll look back at your previous life, the previous chapters, and go, that was a different me.
	I'm reborn.
	I've started a whole new life now.
	Having a fucking baby sleep on your chest?
	I'll save that till next episode.
	It's the greatest.
	Anyway, in the interim, be yourself.
	Don't let other people hold you down.
	Don't let anyone deny who you are.
	It'll give you cancer.
	It'll make you crazy.
	Don't just sit there and smile as everyone talks about Biden, who you hate, because you don't want to get fired.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave and never stop fighting.

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