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March 29, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E91 - DEREK CHAUVIN TRIAL - LIVE

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	From New York, it's Get Off My Long with Devin McGuinness.
	12:15, we'll know it now.
	Gonna go clip their wings.
	Gonna go clip their wings.
	Y'all to the East Back when I told you last.
	Big yellow creep throwing it real slow.
	Describing assassinating the police.
	Running with a penny brain.
	Well, no need for a hollering fuck bail.
	Now I'm in the street for the dome.
	Cause I'm freaking by my homie's mom alone.
	Crying cause a baby's dead, man.
	This bitch finna kiss the lead, man.
	As an example, so all the blue coats know you get poached when you fuck with black folk.
	Said it to my voice what's horrible.
	Where's he from?
	East Coast?
	West Coast?
	You get poached when you fuck with black folks.
	That's Paris, a rapper from Oakland.
	Actually, he said, Main, yeah.
	And I remember being like a 20-year-old in Montreal with dreads and listening to that going, fucking pigs.
	So according to that song, they said, it's okay, man, man.
	We're with police.
	And they went in there and raped her.
	I looked it up.
	I couldn't find any information on the case.
	And then crying because the baby's dead, mine.
	This pig's going to kiss the lead, mine.
	So I guess they went, raped her, and then on the way out, just shot her baby in the head, maybe.
	I don't believe you, Paris.
	Now, I got to know cops, especially when I moved to New York, did some ride-alongs, and I learned that this is all a fucking lie.
	All bullshit.
	It's really just one gang talking shit about their enemies because their enemies keep busting them and throwing them in jail for doing crimes.
	You don't like that.
	Kids don't like it when it's bedtime.
	I'm the bad guy in my house.
	I do the discipline.
	My daughter was trying to get on a flight the other day in sweatpants.
	I'm like, no, we don't do that.
	I'm not saying you have to wear a Chanel pants suit, but you're not wearing dirty sweatpants on a fucking plane.
	Go change.
	And then she comes down in Zubas.
	My Zubas, by the way.
	No, no, no.
	So she's like, I don't like that guy.
	He's a sweatpants Nazi.
	But I'm right.
	And that's what I realize is true of the police.
	They're right.
	So this trial that we're going to look at is the Shterek Chauvin trial.
	I don't know what happened to my suit.
	Look at my sleeves.
	I hate when that happens.
	My suit, does that grow?
	It's such a bad look.
	What's the status on your suits coming back from China?
	They're all back.
	Oh, okay.
	Is this one of them that was tailored?
	Yeah, well, I had the pants expanded.
	But not the jacket.
	I didn't have the jacket sleeves lengthened.
	That is banana.
	And it might be the shitty H ⁇ M shirt I once bought as an emergency.
	I'm wearing a blue shirt with a gray jacket because the defense is wearing that in the trial.
	But the reason I bring that up is because I was a stupid 20-year-old who had to learn using my own curiosity that cops are not how they're portrayed.
	If I hadn't done that, I would still believe the stupid rapper version of events where they just rape and kill babies and kill babies.
	And that's where I think an alarming number of people are.
	I'm going to go out.
	I'm just going to pull some numbers on my ass.
	I would say 75% of black Americans think cops are corrupt and racist.
	Disproportionately, maybe.
	I would say 80% of American blacks think that 80% of cops are racist and corrupt and will kill you.
	I would say 90% of blacks that I've known, including smart, rational ones, think that if I get in my car, I might not come home.
	Sherrod Small said that to me.
	Dante Nero said that to me.
	George, what's his name?
	The comedian?
	George Floyd.
	No, not George Floyd.
	George Wallace.
	George Wallace said that to me.
	Larry Barnes has said that.
	Looks like they've come home a lot.
	Sherrod Small said, you and I go ride up and down 95.
	I guarantee I'm getting pulled over.
	I go, let's bet $100.
	And then he dropped it.
	But anyway.
	He's like, no, because you're going to call them and be like, don't pull them over.
	We're doing a bet.
	You'll do that secret to the best.
	Presumably you have the white club.
	It's like baseball.
	So the reason I bring all that up first is because the perception here is the reality.
	And we're going to watch this trial until we get bored.
	But just know that you're seeing a totally relevant preponderance of evidence.
	It doesn't matter.
	We all know Derek's innocent.
	The trial is going to prove that, and that will mean nothing.
	That's a kangaroo.
	Isn't that a bad sign?
	Like, that's the Soviet Union.
	That's Venezuela.
	That's Zimbabwe.
	If you don't have trials that work, R is an element of some of these crimes.
	And so his intent is relevant, but his conduct is still judged by an objective, reasonable standard.
	Did you know anything you want to add?
	No, Your Honor.
	I mean, I essentially agree.
	Wait, can we go back?
	We did some of this live today, but this isn't live.
	Unfortunately, this is where it starts.
	And how they would be done with the objective officer.
	Didn't they have a bunch of shit about the police and how they're about to serve and protect and all that?
	But that wasn't the truth.
	It's right about here-ish.
	None of them knew who George Floyd was.
	They didn't know his history.
	They didn't know anything about it.
	I thought Derek had worked with George Floyd.
	Oh, yeah, they knew.
	So why are you saying this sword started when there's all this before it?
	No, this is ahead of it.
	What do you mean, ahead of it?
	This is the very beginning.
	And now I'm fast-forwarding.
	Oh, I see.
	I'm caught up now.
	Okay, go to the very, very beginning then.
	And how they would be dealt with by an object standard.
	Does anyone else say anything you want to add?
	That's where it starts?
	I just, yes.
	They started the live stream at the end.
	Yeah, these might be formalities in the beginning.
	I don't give a fuck.
	I hate incompetence in the justice system.
	Obviously, we all hate that innocent men are thrown in prison.
	But when there's technical difficulties, or this drives me nuts, when you look at a courtroom and there's wires going from the speakers and they're like hanging right by where the judge is, like drooping, this is where someone finds out if they're going to die in the electric chair or get one month or get 50 years.
	Can you have a modicum of decorum, please?
	It should look a lot fancier than an opera house.
	It's a lot more important than watching a bunch of Russians with broken toes prance around.
	It's your life.
	It's the life of your citizens.
	Fucking clean it up.
	I don't even like those wires on that table.
	The book bags under the table.
	Yeah, fucking get your shit together.
	Leopard print shoes today, really?
	Is that like a shout out to BLM?
	Like, because African stuff is all animal print.
	They're like.
	I can't tell what race she is.
	Something white and Italian.
	That'd be funny.
	It's very busted.
	She just flashed her gash and then somehow made it wink.
	Wow.
	That'd be amazing.
	Put a ping pong ball up her cooch.
	That would be.
	She drew an eye, drew a retina on it.
	On it.
	Yeah.
	And then I was like, she closed it and then opened it.
	Then closed it.
	Like in the middle of the whole thing.
	Like nobody talked about it.
	And then when people brought it up, she just started, like, she goes to the bathroom and hides the ping pong ball in the garbage.
	Or better, in a ceiling tile, like hide the evidence.
	And then when people accuse her of it, she just starts crying and saying, I don't know how they did that.
	It must have been hacked.
	I've never been so humiliated.
	It's on the security camera.
	She put a place of victim and she's like, I don't know why it's on the security camera.
	Are you crazy?
	There was an eye in my vagina.
	And then she goes back and her and her friends have some white wine in their PJs, in their Zupas, and proceed to laugh so hard.
	One of them poos herself.
	Not peas.
	A little nugget comes out.
	And then they laugh at that too.
	Then that's screaming, laughing.
	And I can just hear one of them going, no, you did not.
	No, you did it.
	No, you did not.
	No, you didn't.
	And the cops in the door.
	Ma'am.
	And then they end up kneeling on one of their necks and killing me.
	And that guy was guilty, not Derek Chauvin.
	And after all this, she has a ping pong ball in there because she was going to do a little party trick again.
	Well, they find when they do the next thing, it plops out.
	They find ping pong balls and markers.
	And they check her Google image and it's like how to draw an eyeball.
	And they're like, well, what the fuck is this?
	And she goes, it's called a coincidence.
	Where's your ping pong table?
	I'm getting one.
	I haven't been able to afford to order it yet and get good at it, if you will.
	They check her Amazon orders.
	Like, googly eyes were meant to be sent yesterday, but they were delayed.
	And then the googly eyes show up right at that moment.
	And then someone steals the googly eyes and they go, police, police.
	And they go, we're right here.
	That's not our department, though.
	You have to call 911 and get dispatched.
	We're cunt crime.
	Huge.
	We're the CCU cunt crime unit.
	Huge tits on that lady.
	Big, big gazumbas.
	Really distracting.
	I would have big tits in a long ass time.
	I don't have an issue with that.
	I agree that I've heard the court's ruling that Mr. Floyd's subjective internal process is off-limits.
	All right.
	What the fuck does that mean?
	Subjected internal process?
	Does that mean what he's thinking?
	Can you speak anglais, sibuplay?
	I'm fairly strict regarding making an argument in opening.
	As far as Mr. Floyd's description of appearances, I like his fucking war mask.
	Looks like Bain's dad complying.
	I think that's permissible.
	He was, especially an opening.
	Those are conclusions.
	You just dabble in justice.
	I was born in it.
	So when witnesses are testifying, I expect that they will talk about what they observed as far as appearances.
	Sometimes it has to lapse into it appeared to be resistance or non-compliance.
	But to say that it was is an inference from the behavior.
	I know this is a fine line, but just so you know, kind of where I'm going to be able to do it.
	Oh yeah, we have body cam footage.
	We can see him dictionary definition resisting.
	No need for appear.
	He smashed his face on the fucking plexiglass.
	And how an officer on the scene has no dear George Floyd hated his own nose and was constantly trying to damage it.
	That was not resisting.
	For example, if in opening you were to say Mr. Chauvin should have made this evaluation, that's argument.
	But to say this is the policy, this is what every officer on the scene should do, that I think is objective and it is, and then you can talk about the behaviors on the scene.
	Ain't nobody got time for that.
	It sounds like I'm splitting hairs a little too thinly, but I think you kind of get my...
	I don't care, Judge.
	Let's just go.
	We have body cams.
	The poor bastard was just doing his job, and he's watching his entire life get flushed down the toilet.
	Where can he ever live?
	Yeah, your life is ruined after this.
	Moved to Finland, dude.
	What about Zimmerman, though?
	Like, I feel like he kind of...
	Zimmerman's also fucked.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	A couple things.
	We are going to try and stick as much as we can to the 9 to 9.30 is going to be to argue any legal issues that come up because invariably legal issues come up.
	I don't want to move up too much the jury start time because.
	Okay, let's scroll ahead here.
	This is a beauty of non-live streaming.
	We can see Bane's dad is dull as nails.
	Of course, they have to get a black anchor and a lesbian.
	Let's see what the lesbian has to say.
	What is that?
	Oh, that's for cats.
	Oh, of course.
	Little kitty.
	Of course it is.
	Everything else is Judge Peter Cahill at the top of the hour.
	Notice the bookshelf doesn't have a lot of books.
	That's another chick thing.
	Oh, wow, yeah.
	Lots of baskets.
	For brick-a-brac.
	Eight hours?
	Does that give you any idea on how long this trial could go?
	I know we've talked about four weeks or perhaps even longer.
	It sounds like, well, the 5 o'clock time every day.
	What he was saying is that when you have a witness who's in the box testifying, you don't want to bring them back to the best way if you can keep on going and getting them done.
	And so all that he was saying is, we'll try to end at 4.30, but if I have a witness who's in the middle of testimony, boring.
	All right, let's keep going.
	And being good at it, if you will.
	Back the next day.
	So that's all.
	Back here.
	A mask and plexiglass.
	You seem paranoid, Judge.
	I don't trust you anymore.
	Should we skip some of these formalities?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I just want to hear the opening statement from the dude.
	I think here he comes.
	It's a stupid wall hanging.
	No one can read it.
	Paisley Ty?
	I don't know.
	May it please the court.
	Counsel.
	Hi, let's get started, please.
	Good morning.
	Good morning.
	My name is Jerry Blackwell, and I apologize for talking to you through this plexiglass, but it's probably the least of the gifts.
	Yes, we're aware of the pandemic.
	It's been a year.
	Some of the material you're right on the way to the venue.
	Like Sebastian has like a three-minute thing, like, how did everybody get here?
	That's like his version of that.
	Right, yeah.
	You're going to learn.
	You may have noticed that I'm bald.
	That happens to the best of us.
	But I'm already married with three kids.
	So she ain't going anywhere soon.
	Anytime soon.
	Sorry.
	I screwed up my joke.
	Okay, let's get started.
	Sorry, big tits.
	I'm taking.
	You may have noticed that I do black pretty darn good.
	Hence my name, Jerry Blackwell.
	And I wipe bad.
	About what it means to be a public servant and to have the honor of wearing this badge.
	It's a small badge that carries with it.
	It's like this big.
	It's a large responsibility.
	It's one of the bigger of the badge communities.
	What does it stand for?
	Object.
	Your Honor, I object.
	The thing is fucking the size of a dinner plate.
	It pulls your left hit down on your shirt.
	It's so fucking big.
	Represents the very motto.
	Your Honor, it literally prevents bullets from killing people.
	It's a bulletproof vest.
	This is not a small badge.
	This is a picture of a badge that's been hit with six bullets.
	There's no damage to it.
	Your Honor, the eagle carrying this badge has a hernia.
	You can see its head is in pain.
	You can see it struggling.
	It's dying.
	Look how exhausted it is.
	What does it stand for?
	It represents the very motto of the motto.
	Don't they sing Africa?
	Doom, doon, doon, do, doon, doon.
	Oh, that's Tato.
	Oh, sorry.
	To protect with courage, to serve with compassion.
	But it also.
	So you get what he's doing here.
	He's putting a pretty high bar.
	So like, yes, technically he was doing everything not that bad, but the police have to be perfect.
	So he's trying to make his job easy on himself.
	Boring, go forward.
	The cornerstone courteously face, never employing unnecessary force or violence.
	Yeah, yeah.
	It was unnecessary.
	Not only that, I recognize the badge of my office as a symbol of public faith, and I accept it as a public trust to be held so long as I am true to the ethics of police service.
	Symbol of public faith.
	Fuck off.
	Ethics to police service.
	So I get what he's doing here.
	So he's going to make it all about the cop and say that they are held to a different standard and he was not up to that standard.
	Because if we get into George Floyd, we're going to learn about the fentanyl addiction and all the other crimes that he's had.
	It also makes you look bad if you keep bringing up George.
	Because Jerry's thing is this isn't about George, it's about Derek.
	When he used excessive and unreasonable force upon the body of Mr. George Floyd.
	I can't see it.
	That he put his neck.
	That's not the neck.
	Yeah, and not all of his weight is on his neck.
	Some is on his back.
	I want to see exactly where his knee is.
	And his back grinding and crushing him until the very breath.
	Are we in Star Wars?
	Until the very life were squeezed out of him.
	No.
	You will learn that he was well aware that Mr. Floyd was unarmed, that Mr. Floyd had not threatened anyone.
	Correct, correct.
	That Mr. Floyd was in handcuffs.
	Correct.
	He was completely in the control of the police.
	Incorrect.
	He was defenseless.
	Incorrect.
	You will learn what happened in that nine minutes and 29 seconds.
	The most important numbers you were here in this trial at 929.
	What happened in those nine minutes and 29 seconds when Mr. Derek Chavin was applying this excessive force to the body of Mr. George Floyd?
	We have two objectives in this trial, ladies and gentlemen.
	The first objective is to give Mr. Chavin a fair trial.
	Mr. Chavin has a presumption of innocence.
	He is presumed to be wrong until proven.
	Is that why they went to his house?
	Is that why the family's already received, I think, $29 million in GoFundMe money?
	The family's already been rewarded.
	What family, by the way?
	His baby mama?
	Did he even know he had that fucking kid?
	Cousins and nieces.
	And what about all the kids?
	Like, he has kids.
	Remember that story where those 20-somethings?
	Their mom goes, that's your daddy on TV.
	Like, we didn't know who the fuck he was.
	They deserve money.
	Their dad hasn't paid any child support their entire fucking lives.
	Give the money to them.
	Without regard for its impact on the life of Mr. George Floyd.
	So let's begin by focusing then on what we will learn about this nine minutes and 29 seconds.
	And you will be able to hear Mr. Floyd saying, please, I can't breathe.
	Please, man, please.
	Yes.
	Is there an arrest where someone isn't yelling that?
	You will see that as Mr. Floyd is handcuffed there on the ground, he is verbalizing 27 times, you will hear, in the four minutes and 45 seconds, I can't breathe.
	Please, I can't breathe.
	You will see that Mr. Mr. Floyd's neck and back.
	He has one knee on his neck, and the knee on his back is intermittently off and on on his back, as you will be able to see for yourself in the video footage.
	You will hear Mr. Floyd as he's cried out.
	You hear him at some point cry out for his mother when he's being squeezed there.
	He's very close to his mother.
	That's going to the woman in the jury.
	You hear him say, tell my kids.
	You will hear him say about his fear of dying.
	He says, I'll probably die this way.
	I'm through.
	I'm through.
	They're going to kill me.
	They're going to kill me, man.
	You will hear him crying out and you will hear him cry out in pain.
	My stomach hurts.
	My neck hurts.
	Stomach pains are a side effect of fentanyl overdoses, by the way.
	Obviously, you put these incredibly strong drugs down your gullet.
	You will hear it, and you'll see at the same time while he's crying out, Mr. Shavin never moves.
	The knee remains on his neck.
	Sunglasses remain undisturbed on his head, and it just goes on.
	This is a smart angle.
	You will hear his final words when he says, I can't breathe.
	Before that time, you'll hear his voice get heavier.
	You will hear his words further apart.
	You will see that his respiration gets shallower and shallower and finally stops when he speaks his last words.
	I can't breathe.
	Actually, now this isn't good because the autopsy is going to show the fentanyl.
	Now you just put it on the drugs and off of.
	By the way, are cops supposed to apprehend you, make sure you're down, and then also monitor your drug overdose?
	Well, that's the thing, is if he was honest and didn't swallow and try to hide his drugs, if he was like, I'm overdosing, I feel like that would have gone different.
	But no, but a cop's job is to detain, to get the perp, to get him in the car.
	It's not his job to stop the bleeding.
	Right, right.
	Like, say the guy was bleeding to death.
	I don't know the answer to this, but say he cut himself with his own knife, and then they got the knife, and there's blood pouring out of his femoral artery.
	Is it the cop's job to apply pressure to that gaping wound?
	I don't know.
	Especially if the guy was resisting.
	Should you get his handcuffs on, get him down, and then put pressure on this femoral artery?
	Or do you just go, I hope the AMT shows up soon?
	Yeah, when he's not resisting, right?
	Maybe you do that.
	You'll see that for roughly 53 seconds, he is completely silent and virtually motionless with just sporadic movements.
	You're going to learn those sporadic movements matter greatly in this case because what they reflect.
	Mr. Floyd was no longer breathing when he's making these movements.
	You will learn about something in this case called an anoxic seizure.
	It is the body's automatic reflex when breathing has stopped due to oxygen deprivation.
	We'll be able to point out to you when you'll see the involuntary movements from Mr. Floyd that are part of an anoxic seizure.
	Dude, don't go down that route.
	We have proof it was fentanyl.
	We've heard about something that's called agonal breathing.
	When the heart has stopped, when blood is no longer coursing through the veins, you will hear the body gasp as an involuntary reflex.
	We'll point out to you when Mr. Floyd is having the agonal breathing, again, as a reflex, involuntary reflex to the oxygen deprivation.
	So we learn back a lot of sex jokes about how the way women react when my cock initially goes in there.
	I'm not going to do it.
	Knee on the neck, you'll see he does not let up, that he does not get up.
	For the remaining, as you can see, three minutes and 51 seconds.
	Why is this rapping there?
	You will learn that Mr. Chavin is told that they can't even find the pulse of Mr. Floyd.
	You'll learn he's told that twice.
	They can't even find the pulse.
	You will be able to see for yourself what he does in response.
	You will see that he does not let up and that he does not get up.
	Even when Mr. Floyd continues on, you must have quit.
	Let up, get up.
	Stand up for your rights.
	Even after the ambulance arrives on the scene, the ambulance is there, and you'll be able to see for yourself what Mr. Chavin is doing when the ambulance is there.
	You can compare.
	You'll be able to compare how he looks in this photograph to how he looked in the first four minutes and 45 seconds.
	Same position.
	Doesn't let up, and you'll see he doesn't get up.
	It's three times he's used that little paramedic from the ambulance comes over.
	You'll be able to see this in the video.
	He checks Mr. Floyd for a pulse.
	He has to check him for a pulse, you'll see, with Mr. Chavin continuing to remain on his body at the same time.
	Doesn't get up even when the paramedic comes to check for a pulse and doesn't find one.
	Mr. Chavin doesn't get up.
	You better hope, Jerry Blackwell, that that's not police procedure.
	That you're supposed to get up and let up because you put all your eggs in that basket.
	Mr. Floyd.
	And you'll be able to see Mr. Chauvin still does not let up, doesn't get up.
	Four.
	And you will see it wasn't until such time as they start, they want to move the lifeless body of George Floyd onto the gurney.
	Only then does Mr. Chavin let up and get up.
	And you'll see him drag Mr. Floyd's body and unceremoniously cast it onto the gurney.
	Unceremoniously cast it onto the gurney like a bag of shit?
	That was for a total of four minutes and 44 seconds.
	You can see here that for the first four minutes and 45 seconds, you'll learn that Mr. Floyd was calling out, crying for his life.
	This is a great chart, I got to admit.
	Not just Mr. Floyd.
	You're going to hear and see that there were any number of bystanders who were there who were also calling out to let up and get up such that Mr. Floyd would be able to breathe and to maintain and to sustain his life.
	Let up, get up, another one.
	Five minutes.
	And then for the remaining four minutes and 44 seconds, Mr. Floyd was either unconscious.
	Breathless or pulseless.
	And the compression, the squeezing, the grinding went on just the same.
	Grinding.
	That's just a lie.
	Can you object to an opening statement?
	I wonder.
	Grinding.
	In this case, quite a lot about the Minneapolis Police Department's use of force policy.
	What you're going to see and learn a lot about is what is the standard for applying force against individuals, the use of force policy.
	The why of the police.
	You learned that Minneapolis Police Department employees shall only use the amount of force that is objectively reasonable in light of the facts and circumstances.
	The force used shall be consistent with current Minneapolis Police Department treatment.
	I think the best thing this guy has so far is the 27 I Can't Breathe.
	Now I think that was from Fentanil, but as far as convincing the jury goes, that's good.
	It makes them cry.
	I bet they're more than half chicks.
	Doesn't uttering words prove that you can breathe?
	Especially the amount of times, if it's a lot of them.
	Or the ninth minute and 29 seconds.
	Breathe.
	That it has to be evaluated from moment to moment.
	You'll see.
	Yeah, I'm going to hold my breath and then try to talk.
	I can't breathe.
	I can't breathe.
	I mean, I'm getting some words out.
	But I'm having a breath.
	I have to use some oxygen.
	I can't breathe.
	I can't breathe.
	I can't breathe.
	I can't breathe.
	I can't breathe.
	I can't breathe.
	I can't breathe.
	I can't breathe.
	I can't breathe.
	But I'm still expelling a bit of oxygen to do this.
	His name is Jody Steeger.
	Imagine they use that in court what we just did.
	As you can see, the man isn't breathing, but he's saying.
	Your honor, listen.
	I can't breathe.
	I can't breathe.
	I can't breathe.
	In that little high-voice.
	Why is Elmo saying he can't breathe?
	What is Elmo?
	Is he a monkey?
	Is he a dog?
	I don't know what he is.
	Who is defenseless, who was handcuffed, who was not resisting?
	That there was no complaint.
	He was resisting.
	Sometimes the complaints will be false.
	Minneapolis police sergeant, David Plieger, who's going to come and talk with you.
	He was the officer on the scene, so he arrived at the scene after this took place.
	He is going to tell you that the force against Mr. Floyd should have ended as soon as they put him on the ground.
	That's not good for old D.C. Meaning that the 929 should not have been coming in to say you overdid it.
	That's the end of the trial, is it not?
	Look at this lawyer in Hale.
	Oh, sure.
	That's big.
	You're also going to learn about another very important policy in the Minneapolis Police Department.
	That's a core principle of policing.
	You will hear this phrase that police have to live by in terms of how they're necks.
	In your custody is in your care.
	In your custody is in your care.
	Meaning that if you as an officer have an individual, a subject that's in your custody, it is your duty to care for that person.
	And you will learn that caring, ladies and gentlemen, is not a feeling.
	It's a verb.
	It's something you're supposed to do to provide care for that person.
	You are going to hear from any number of police officers who will talk about this duty to provide care.
	Officer Nicole McKenzie, who is the Minneapolis Police Department Medical Support Coordinator.
	You'll hear from Sergeant Kare Yang, the MPD Crisis Intervention Coordinator, in your custody, is in your care.
	You're going to learn that when Mr. Floyd was unconscious, that when he was breathless, when he did not have a pulse, that there was a duty to have...
	Now, wait a minute.
	These people have been subpoenaed.
	They don't have a choice.
	So we'll see if they stab him in the back.
	Right.
	And if he was a corrupt cop and he did kill someone, then I obviously want his fellow cops to come out.
	But we know he's innocent.
	So the fact that your fellow men and women are coming to shit on your head in a trial.
	Public prison.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That's violating some kind of code, although they might not.
	But he wouldn't be bringing them up if he thought they weren't going to do it.
	I guess he's going to say, is it true that you say in your customer, in your custody, in your care?
	And they're going to say, yes.
	Is it true that you shouldn't use force?
	But no, he just said at the beginning that the captain's going to come on and say it was excessive.
	Right.
	That's the worst news so far, Derek.
	How much of that has to do with personal fear of being targeted after this?
	Because the jurors went through the same thing.
	Wouldn't help him.
	Didn't help him.
	But you're also going to see that he stopped anybody else from being able to help him.
	You will learn that amongst the bystanders was a first responder, a member of the Minneapolis Fire Department, who was trained in administering first aid and emergency care.
	She's going to come and talk with you.
	Her name is Genevieve Hanson.
	She wanted to check his pulse.
	She wanted to check on Mr. Floyd's well-being.
	She wanted him to let up and get up.
	She did her best to intervene to be able to activate.
	They don't know if she's really that.
	And can you do that, right?
	Yeah, she's not wearing her uniform and she hasn't been called.
	You can just have some random chick come in?
	No, yeah, you can't do that.
	No, especially when there's a mob out to kill him.
	That's a dumb angle, Jerry.
	Because now that's your line of money.
	No, your best shit is the 27 I can't breathe and the captain saying it was excessive.
	To intercede on George Floyd's behalf and you'll be able to see for yourself when she approached Mr. Chavin on top of George Floyd with both of his knees, reached for his mace in his belt and pointed in her direction.
	So she couldn't.
	Help.
	She'll come and talk with you about that experience.
	Now you're going to learn that in the aftermath of this that Mr. Chavin's last day of employment.
	Right, wait, right there is a blend of being strict with protocol and then being loose with protocol.
	Like letting a civilian yeah you have to hold them to these higher standards, but then also they're July.
	They have to fucking go up to random people and say, you want to help?
	Right.
	What the Minneapolis Police Department was on May 26th of 2020.
	The Minneapolis chief of police, Chief Aredondo, is going to come here to talk with you.
	He was the police chief at the time.
	He's the chief today.
	He is going to tell you that Mr. Chavin's conduct was not consistent with Minneapolis Police Department training.
	See, the top, I think I know what's going on here.
	The top brass is going to throw him under the bus, and that's why we always say, fuck the police's boss.
	They cannot wait to use their own men as body bags and pile them up six feet high.
	They don't give a shit about beat cops.
	We don't give a damn.
	They are just happy to let him fry.
	Fuck you.
	Work for me, put your life on the line, risk dying, and the second you're in trouble, not only will I not have your back, but I'll go to your trial and physically throw you under the bus in front of everyone.
	So the Minneapolis Police Department policy was not reflective of the Minneapolis Police Department.
	He will not mince any words.
	He's very clear.
	He'll be very decisive that this was excessive force.
	I like a strong yellow stripe.
	I know that's his little ID tag, but it's inspired me to get a dark blue tie with a bright yellow stripe.
	Yeah, that is pretty cool.
	So ultimately, ladies and gentlemen, what was this all about in the first place?
	When you're going to learn that it was about a counterfeit $20 bill used at a convenience store, that's all.
	You will not hear that.
	See, this is another trick where they go, killed for having a broken taillight.
	No, you weren't killed for having a broken taillight.
	You weren't killed for having a counterfeit $20 bill.
	You weren't killed for selling Lucy cigarettes.
	You were killed for the way you reacted after that call.
	And it's the bureaucrat cunt mayors who enforce these dumb laws and say, go get all the Lucy's off the street.
	Go get the counterfeits off the street.
	Go make sure there's no taillights not working properly.
	These guys are carrying out orders.
	You will learn from witnesses we will call that the police officers could have written him a ticket and let the court sort it out.
	You will learn that even if he did it on purpose, it was a minor offense, a miscommeanor.
	Yeah, so he shouldn't have started acting like a lunatic and resisting arrest.
	So in terms of the charges that we are bringing, we're going to prove to you that Mr. Chavin's conduct was a substantial cause of Mr. Floyd's death.
	We've charged him with murder in the second degree, murder in the third degree, and manslaughter for using excessive force against George Floyd.
	You will learn that the use of excessive and unreasonable force against the citizen is an assault.
	In this case, we will show you that this was an assault that contributed to taking his life.
	So are they just hedging their bets by going third degree, second degree, manslaughter?
	Be like, one of those have to stick.
	Is that what they're doing?
	What am I?
	Some kind of legal expert?
	I don't know.
	We're going to show you that putting knees on somebody's neck, Mr. Floyd's, putting a knee on his back for nine minutes and 29 seconds was an imminently dangerous activity.
	And he did it without regard to what impact it had on Mr. Floyd's life.
	We're going to show you that also.
	Putting him on the ground, we call that the prone position, on your stomach, face down.
	This sounds very gay.
	In the prone position, handcuffed like this in the first place was uncalled for.
	That was an excessive activity.
	No, I think you're supposed to do that when people can't breathe.
	I think you breathe better on your stomach.
	I think.
	That's what I heard.
	29 seconds.
	Now, how are we going to prove these charges?
	We're going to prove it, ladies and gentlemen, first and foremost by witness testimony.
	We're going to bring in some of those bystanders that I've referred to.
	Oh, I'm sure they're totally open-minded and fair.
	They'll tell you why they stopped.
	They'll tell you why they were concerned.
	They'll tell you from that witness testimony.
	Okay, this is getting long.
	Let's jump forward to the defense.
	Oh, wait, go back, go back.
	You got a long video starting now.
	Here in Minneapolis, this takes place at the intersection of Chicago Avenue.
	I want to see the knee on the neck.
	Because that seems to be a huge deal.
	How much was neck and how much was shoulder?
	What percentage?
	You could kneel on my neck, on my back all day long.
	See, I would argue that he can't breathe right now because he's ODing on opioids.
	I hear a lot of breathing.
	I'm sorry.
	I hear breaths there.
	It does sound very breathy.
	The image is so dark, it's hard to see where his black pants and George Floyd's dark skin meet.
	It almost looks like it's on his head, bypassing his neck, going into the shoulder blade.
	Yeah, you know.
	Go forward more.
	Maybe you get closer.
	I've been trying to help out.
	So he's breathing looking like a neck, man.
	Okay, there we go.
	That's not his air passageways.
	That's how you choke a chicken bed.
	That's like it's in between his shoulder blades.
	Right.
	Relax.
	Man, I can't breathe in my face.
	Just get up.
	What do you want?
	Do you want to kneel on my neck and see if I could breathe?
	I got greeted.
	Okay.
	Go by the ghetto blaster here.
	We're done.
	Can you breathe?
	No.
	Terrible experiment.
	For those of you who couldn't tell with the dark contrast, I dug both of my knees into the back of his head.
	I think they saw that just fine.
	No, no, it was because it's all dark gray.
	But I cheated at the beginning there and put all of my weight on his back of his head.
	At no point could I not not breathe, though.
	Or not breathe.
	Not breathe.
	But then at the end, I put it where I think his was.
	Yeah, that all felt kind of good.
	Like, I feel a little loose now.
	I'm feel a little loose.
	I'm feel.
	Okay, let's see some of the prosecution.
	Then we gotta go.
	This is a special episode.
	You went to him.
	See, it's now hard to do your job when you have a mob screaming at you of people that aren't qualified to see what's happening.
	And one of them apparently is an EMT.
	How do I know?
	He's breathing and sleeping.
	You can see he's breathing.
	And the foaming of the mouth is an indicator of overdose, is it not?
	Yes.
	Particularly fentanyl.
	Turn it up.
	I can't hear you.
	Bum?
	It's the wipes.
	They love women.
	You don't already know that, bro.
	I train with half of these bum ass dudes at the academy, bro.
	You know that's bogus right now, bro.
	You know it's bogus.
	You can't even look at me like a man because you're a bum, bro.
	He's not even resisting arrests from separate run.
	This is on.
	Jesus.
	You think that's cool, though?
	Yeah, why did they do that?
	No.
	Why did they blank that out?
	They've been cussing.
	They've been saying a whole bunch of stuff.
	What is it that right there that they didn't want to show for the defense or the prosecution right now?
	What all, man?
	What's your badge number, bro?
	You think that's cool right now, bro?
	It's on your small badge.
	It's a small shirt.
	You think that's cool, though, bro?
	You're a bum, bro.
	You're a bum for that.
	You're a bum for that.
	You're a bum for that, bro.
	You getting mad.
	You just sitting here.
	Okay, I don't want to hear that asshole.
	So let's go ahead.
	Prosecutor.
	He's still going?
	A drug overdose is an example of an affected death.
	Oh, stop.
	For example, a car accident can be an accidental death.
	Whoa, dude, you just fucked up big time.
	Uh-oh.
	You just fucked your whole case.
	You said a drug overdose is an example of an accidental death.
	Whoops.
	How to injure a disease leads to death is a manner of death.
	And this is Dr. Thomas.
	We'll talk to you about this.
	Five matters of death.
	Natural.
	Natural causes.
	A heart attack is a natural death, you will learn.
	A fatal arrhythmia is a natural cause of death.
	This was accident and suicide combined.
	Accident.
	A drug overdose is an example of an accidental death.
	For example, a car accident can be an accidental death.
	Oopsie.
	Homicide, which is when they chose death at the hands of another.
	See, he's trying to trick the jury right now by showing the word homicide highlighted so it goes into their brain.
	Tell which it is or what it is.
	You indicate undetermined.
	All right, let's go to the prosecution.
	I mean the defense.
	Andrew Baker and Dr. Thomas determined.
	We're going to ask that you find him guilty of murder in the second degree, murder in the third degree, and second degree manslaughter.
	How could you say that?
	Mr. Nelson, do you wish to open at this time?
	Yes, sir.
	He may.
	Boom!
	These explosions of bullshit.
	Please, the court, counsel, Mr. Chauvin, members of the jury.
	A reasonable doubt is a doubt that is.
	There we go.
	I like just diving right into it.
	Don't talk about the plexiglass.
	At the end of this case, we're going to spend a lot of time talking about doubt.
	But for purposes of my remarks this morning, I want to talk about reason and common sense and how that applies to the evidence that you're about to see during the course of this trial.
	Reason is an idea that wholly permeates our law, our legal system, and it forms the foundation.
	And you will see and hear that repeatedly throughout the course of this trial.
	What would a reasonable police officer do?
	What is a reasonable use of force?
	What would a reasonable person do in his or her most Important affairs.
	What is a reasonable doubt?
	As such, reason dictates and necessitates how the evidence must be looked at and analyzed in every single case.
	And common sense is exactly that.
	It's common sense.
	Common sense tells you that there are always two sides to a story.
	Common sense tells us that we need to examine the totality of the circumstances to determine the meaning of evidence and how it can be applied to the questions of reasonableness, of actions, and reactions.
	In other words, common sense is the application of sound judgment based upon a reasoned analysis.
	And that's what this case is ultimately about.
	It's about the evidence in this case.
	The evidence that you will see in this case, during this trial.
	It is, I agree with Counsel for the State, it is nothing more than that.
	There is no political or social cause in this courtroom.
	But the evidence is far greater than nine minutes and 29 seconds.
	In this case, you will learn that the evidence has been collected broadly and expansively.
	Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension employed nearly 50 case agents, analysts, and technicians to investigate this case.
	The Federal Bureau of Investigation included at least 20 additional agents in their investigation.
	Like, does anyone else get this kind of attention?
	The FBI puts 20 agents on.
	They're so concerned with racism and white nationalism and storming the Capitol.
	Then we have some nut Muslim go into a store and shoot 10 people to death.
	And we've had plenty of warning about him.
	No FBI, no attention put to that.
	That's true.
	They're too busy trying to find out if Rufio Pan Man had a fucking Chinese radio.
	Have engaged in an extensive and far-reaching investigation.
	They have interviewed over 50 members of the Minneapolis Police Department, including the officers who responded to the scene after Mr. Floyd was brought to the hospital.
	They interviewed members of the Minneapolis Police Department command staff.
	They interviewed officers who oversee training and policy making decisions within the Minneapolis Police Department.
	They have interviewed nearly 200 civilian witnesses who formed the opinion that Mr. Floyd was under the influence of something.
	Oh, go back.
	Rod 320 and Hennepin County Medical Center.
	So let's start at the first Cup Foods.
	You will learn that on May 5th, excuse me, May 25th, 2020, shortly after 7 o'clock p.m., Mr. Floyd and his friend Maurice Hall entered the Cup Foods located at 38th in Chicago.
	While they were there, they ran into their other friend or Mr. Floyd's ex-girlfriend, Shawanda Hill, and he offered her a ride.
	You will hear from Chris Martin, who is the store clerk at Cup Foods.
	Mr. Martin observed Mr. Floyd.
	He watched his body language.
	He interacted with Mr. Floyd in this moment, and Mr. Martin formed the opinion that Mr. Floyd was under the influence of something.
	You will see the actual video from inside Cup Foods.
	Mr. Floyd did use a counterfeit $20 bill to purchase a pack of cigarettes.
	Mr. Martin realized this and first, along with another one of his co-workers named Nabil Walter, went outside to the car where Mr. Floyd, Mr. Hall, and Miss Hill were sitting.
	Mr. Martin asked Mr. Floyd to come in and either buy the cigarettes, exchange, or return the cigarettes.
	And you will hear from Mr. Martin that Mr. Hall and Mr. Floyd refused.
	Now again, this goes back to this whole concept.
	And we recorded the second half of this video first, so there may be some strange overlap here, because the first half was live, and then this is pre-recorded.
	But no one is saying that if you're a career criminal, you deserve to die.
	But you're playing Russian roulette when you're constantly dealing with people, ripping off people, having the cops called on you, doing petty crimes.
	You're constantly spinning the barrel.
	So we shouldn't be surprised if one of the times it goes off.
	You will hear that a short time later, Mr. Martin went back to the car a second time.
	He went back to ask them again, please come inside, give us the money, or return the cigarettes.
	And that second time, again, Mr. Floyd refused.
	So, at 8.01 p.m., a second clerk from the Cup Foods named Omar Kamara called 911 to report Mr. Floyd.
	During that call, Mr. Kamara, you will hear, described Mr. Floyd as drunk and that he could not control himself.
	He's not acting right.
	He's six to six and a half feet tall.
	Accordingly, Minneapolis police officers Thomas Lane and Alexander King were dispatched to the scene and arrived at 8.08 p.m.
	It's not a joke.
	They were driving Minneapolis squad car 320 and they faced parking southbound in the northbound lane of Chicago Avenue and were directed by store employees immediately to the second location, the Mercedes-Benz.
	During this trial, you will hear evidence of what happened in the Mercedes-Benz in the 20 to 30 minutes prior to the police.
	By the way, I talk about how these myths put everyone in danger, including blacks, because they're brainwashed into thinking cops are hunting them for sport.
	It's bad for police, all that stuff.
	But it also makes cops go, I'm not going to any calls anymore.
	It's not good for me.
	And I've seen cops say that.
	We'll do that on tomorrow's show.
	This cop saying, don't answer any calls.
	You don't want to lose your job.
	If someone's being murdered and you hear screaming, go grab a donut on the way.
	Get there after everyone's dead and fill out a report.
	It's not worth it.
	They don't want us to police.
	Good.
	We don't want to police.
	You will hear from Mr. Floyd's friends, Shawanda Hill and Maurice Hall.
	This will include evidence that while they were in the car, Mr. Floyd consumed what were thought to be two Percocet pills.
	Mr. Floyd's friends will explain that Mr. Floyd fell asleep in the car and that they couldn't wake him up, that they kept trying to wake him up to get going, that they thought the police might be coming because now the store was coming out, and they kept trying to wake him up.
	And in fact, one of these friends called her daughter, Miss Hill, Shawanda Hill, called her daughter, Shakira Prince, to come and pick her up because they couldn't keep Mr. Floyd awake.
	At 8.09 p.m., officers Lane and King approached the vehicle and Officer Lane approached the driver's side of the vehicle and Officer King approached the passenger side.
	During the course of this trial, you will see and hear the body-worn cameras of these officers that fully capture the entire interaction with Mr. Floyd and his friends.
	You will see Officer Lane draw his service weapon after Mr. Floyd failed several times to respond to his commands to show him his hands.
	You will learn that that is an acceptable police practice.
	You will see the officers struggle with Mr. Floyd to get him out of the Mercedes-Benz and handcuffed.
	And you will see and hear everything that these officers and Mr. Floyd say to each other.
	The evidence will show that when confronted by police, Mr. Floyd put drugs in his mouth in an effort to conceal them from the police.
	At approximately 8.10 p.m., Officer Peter Chang of the Minneapolis Park Police responds.
	He responds to the scene to assist Officers King and Lane, and he helps in detaining the passengers.
	You will see Officer Chang's body-worn camera, and you will hear his interactions.
	This becomes important as we learn about police practices, because what you will learn is that when an officer responds to what is sometimes a routine and minimal event, it often evolves into a greater and more serious event.
	You will see surveillance videos.
	And that's why that's against the whole, it was just a counterfeit bill thing.
	They were not there.
	They're not the counterfeit 20 police.
	This was all about the way the situation escalated.
	Which, by the way, I blame the media for in many ways.
	Because if you're telling everyone that cops are racist and they're going to destroy you no matter what, you start resisting because you don't want to die.
	If they had just been normal, paid for the cigarettes, this never would have happened.
	And when the cops showed up, if they went, look, officer, I understand, put your hands behind your back, everyone would be alive.
	Or at least, sorry, George Floyd would be alive, specifically.
	Local business called the Dragon Walk that captured the actions and reactions of everyone present at that location, including evidence of further concealment of controlled substances.
	During the course of the investigation, two search warrants were executed on the Mercedes-Benz.
	The first on May 27th of 2020, the second several months later, on December 9th of 2020.
	So this is a drug momentum.
	BCA agents located various pieces of evidence during both of these searches, including two pills that later analysis by the BCA revealed to be a mixture of methamphetamine and fentanyl.
	This is what's called a speedball, a mixture of an opiate and a stimulant.
	You will learn that this is the first time.
	These killed John Belushi and what's his name?
	Down in a van by the river.
	Chris Farley.
	Infamous killer.
	Heart rate goes up, heart rate goes down.
	They're fighting each other.
	Were manufactured to have the appearance of Percocet.
	While standing next to the Mercedes-Benz, Officer King and Officer Lane both ask Mr. Sparset.
	Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
	So he had fake Percocets.
	They were made to look like Percocets, but they were actually fentanyl and meth.
	Go back?
	Was he in on that?
	And he says, pills?
	And your analysis by the BCA revealed to be a mixture of methamphetamine and fentanyl.
	This is what's called a speedball, a mixture of an opiate and a stimulant.
	You will learn that these pills were manufactured to have the appearance of Percocet.
	While standing next to the Mercedes-Benz...
	Maybe he was fooled.
	So maybe he was fooled or maybe he was selling them.
	Officer King and Officer Lane both ask Mr. Floyd what he was on.
	And he says he is on nothing.
	Oh, there you go.
	Because otherwise a perfectly not overdosing man would have survived that neck shit.
	Oh, yeah, that didn't point.
	Detective shitty comes up with something.
	Wait, I got...
	No, no, you don't have to say, oh, Detective Shitty.
	You're right.
	You're right.
	I'm not used to this.
	If they had said, I just ate a ton of drugs, including fentanyl, you'd handle it differently.
	But when he says, I'm not on anything, well, then I can put my knee on your back.
	Right, right.
	Officer King and Lane escorted Mr. Floyd to the third location, Minneapolis Squad 320.
	The evidence will show that as Officers King and Lane escorted Mr. Floyd to their squad car, a citizen by the name of Charles McMillian walked alongside them.
	He kind of joined them.
	And he was encouraging Mr. Floyd to cooperate with the officers.
	Get in the car, you can't win.
	The evidence will show that Mr. Floyd and the officers began to struggle as they attempted to get him in the squad car.
	And you will learn that officers Derek Chauvin and his partner Tu Tao arrived to assist officers King and Lane at 8.16 and 48 seconds, almost 8.17.
	Upon their arrival, the first thing that Officer Chauvin sees is Officers King and Lane struggling with Mr. Floyd.
	Mr. Chauvin asked the officers, is he under arrest?
	Yes.
	And then Officer Chauvin began to assist them in their efforts to get him into the squad car.
	Haven't we seen this a million kajillion times where there's two officers or such and then they call in and then the guy comes there and just cuts the shit and just like either like detains the dude or like uses the force necessary.
	Yeah, or they were rookies so they probably didn't know what they were doing.
	And then he comes in and goes, look, when they're this big and they're resisting arrests, you got to do this.
	I've seen that so many times.
	Especially with female cops.
	Yeah.
	And it's just like it keeps going on and on and then the guy cop gets there and then just the Asian guy and the other guy were reticent to apply force because they were scared of, I don't know, it becoming a giant media shit show if they do something wrong.
	What a weird fear to have.
	What a weird paranoid way to be.
	You will see that three Minneapolis police officers could not overcome the strength of Mr. Floyd.
	Mr. Chauvin stands 5'9, 140 pounds.
	Mr. Floyd is 6'3, weighs 223 pounds.
	You will learn that because of this intersection at 38th and Chicago is considered a high crime area, the city installs what's called the milestone video system.
	It's a camera that sits high atop a pole and can surveil the entire intersection.
	When you see these videos pulled back from afar, you will be able to see the Minneapolis police squad car rocking back and forth, rocking back and forth during this struggle.
	So much so that it catches the attention of the 911 dispatcher Jenna Scurry.
	This was not an easy struggle.
	That's huge.
	As the struggle continues, you will see and hear both what Mr. Floyd was saying to the officers and the officers' responses to him.
	Mr. Floyd does end up on the street and appeared to continue to struggle to these officers, so much so that they considered applying what's called the maximal restraint technique.
	It used to be called the hobble or the hog tie.
	What would happen with his right knee to pin Mr. Floyd's left arm to the ground?
	Officer King was placed below Mr. Floyd's buttocks and Officer Lane was at the feet.
	And you will see and hear them continue to struggle with Mr. Floyd as he's attempting to kick.
	You will see and hear that a crowd begins to develop watching and recording officers.
	Initially fairly passive.
	As the situation went on, the crowd began to grow angry.
	You know, it's conceivable he was trying, he knew he was dying.
	He was freaking out.
	But you started that by putting all those drugs in your mouth.
	Between the officers behind the squad car, the crowd is not aware of what they are saying and doing.
	You will learn that several bystanders, including Donald Williams and Genevieve Hansen, they grew more and more and more upset with these officers.
	You've seen it this morning.
	Who cares?
	But you will also see it from the perspective of the police officers.
	As the crowd grew in size, seemingly so too did their anger.
	And remember, there's more to the scene than just what the officers see in front of them.
	There are people behind them.
	There are people across the street.
	Distracting them, preventing them from doing their job.
	There is a growing crowd and what officers perceive to be a threat.
	They're called names.
	You heard them this morning.
	A fucking bomb.
	That's cool.
	You get to say fucking report.
	Right on TV, too.
	Local Fox 9.
	That'd be funny if you really liked saying fucking so much.
	He kept going back to it.
	Again, with the fucking.
	Repeatedly said fucking.
	They were accused of the kind of people that would say the word nigger, which they had never said.
	Not one officer was ever recorded saying nigger.
	Nigger is not a word they used.
	But the people there did use the word fucking.
	Another word they didn't use?
	Fucking poopy butthole cunt.
	That was never said.
	Pussy fart never came out.
	Obviously.
	You will learn about things such as the authorized use of force, proportionality of force, excited delirium, defensive tactics, including prone handcuffing on the neck is in the Minneapolis police handbook.
	You will learn about rapidly evolving situations and the Minneapolis Police Department's decision-making model.
	You will learn about crowd control, medical intervention.
	Boy, we've got a lot of learning to do.
	Procedural justice, crisis intervention.
	He's got a lot of spraining to do.
	That is, what happens to a police officer or any person when they are involved in a high-stress use of force situation.
	And you will learn that Derek Chauvin did exactly what he had been trained to do over the course of his 19-year career.
	The use of force is not attractive, but it is a necessary component of policing.
	Ray will have to get a notice to put it in.
	The evidence will again demonstrate that the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension conducted two searches of squad 320.
	You will learn that in the second search of squad 320, agents recovered several pieces of partially dissolved pills.
	You will learn that these pills were again analyzed, were again shown to be consistent or similar to the pills found on the Mercedes-Benz, and that they contained methamphetamine and traces of fentanyl.
	He likes to chew fentanyl patches.
	These pills contained the DNA and saliva of George.
	We initially said he chewed up pills.
	He didn't.
	He chewed up fentanyl patches.
	They're supposed to be time-released.
	Our final location, Hennepin County Medical Center.
	The evidence will show that officers made two calls for emergency help.
	Those calls were within one minute and 30 seconds of each other.
	The first call, officers called for paramedics to arrive code two because Mr. Floyd had a nose injury.
	He was bleeding from the nose.
	That occurred during the struggle.
	Mr. Floyd banged his face into the plexiglass partition of the squad car.
	You will see the blood evidence in the squad car.
	That first call came at eight minutes, excuse me, eight o'clock, 20 minutes.
	Wouldn't that be funny if they just said, you know what?
	I believe you.
	It's called a stepped-up call or a code three call.
	Meaning, get here.
	I wonder if that's ever happened.
	Well, with Roger Stone's trial, when the prosecution got up and said everything bad Roger did, I felt like going, let's just accept that as a fact and give him like a $3,000 fine and probation.
	Just 19 minutes after King and officers King and Lane arrived, within six minutes of it being called to Code III, and they did what they refer to as a loading bill because of the crowd.
	They came, they picked up Mr. Rather than attempting to resuscitate him or treat him on the scene, they loaded him into the ambulance and they drove to a location several blocks away to begin their resuscitative efforts.
	And you will hear and learn.
	Ooh, that's juicy.
	Because that implies the crowd killed him.
	If the EMTs could have worked on the scene, they might have been able to save him, but they couldn't because everyone was screaming like a fucking bunch of idiots.
	And they still will be.
	No matter what happens in this trial, the media and BLM and the left has decided Chauvin is guilty.
	So if he gets away with this, no matter what the evidence is, there's going to be riots.
	That was taken at HCMC that revealed Mr. Floyd had an exceptionally high level of carbon dioxide.
	Dr. Baker found none of what are referred to as the telltale signs of asphyxiation.
	There were no bruises to Mr. Floyd's neck, either on his skin or after peeling his skin back to the muscles beneath.
	Dude, nice job.
	There was no techial hemorrhage.
	Imagine that's your job.
	No evidence of the music.
	Can you look at the morgan?
	Can you just respond?
	Well, I'm going to go get lunch.
	Can you peel back the layers of skin and check the muscles for bruising?
	Mechanical asphyxia.
	No.
	You do that with me.
	I'll sweep muscle peel.
	That blood draw was analyzed by a lab.
	The results of mister Toxicology screen revealed the presence of fentanyl and methamphetamine, among other things.
	And it will be important to know the difference between fentanyl and methamphetamine.
	One up, one down.
	The autopsy revealed many other issues, including coronary disease, an enlarged heart, what's called a paraganglion.
	So he was a sweet guy.
	He had an enlarged heart.
	He secretes adrenaline.
	Big heartedness.
	Swelling or edema of the lungs.
	Great band.
	And the state was not satisfied with Dr. Baker's work.
	And so they have contracted with numerous physicians.
	You know who's really on trial right now is white America and the police in general.
	You never see this no matter what the case was.
	If fucking the cops used a white man's head, if black cops used a white man's head as a soccer ball.
	This would not be the number one trending thing on Twitter.
	Cardiac arrhythmia that occurred as a result of hypertension, his coronary disease, the ingestion of methamphetamine and fentanyl, and the adrenaline throwing flowing through his body, all of which acted to further compromise an already compromised heart.
	He was a piece of human garbage.
	At the conclusion of this evidence, you will be instructed as to the law, the elements of the offense, and the court will give you detailed instructions on what you must find to convict Mr. Chaubin of these charges.
	But when you review the actual evidence and when you hear the law and apply reason and common sense, there will only be one just verdict.
	And that is to find Mr. Chaubin not guilty.
	Done.
	Thank you.
	Gavin bangs the Gavin.
	Oh my God.
	You're 30 feet from anyone.
	Till about 11.15.
	I want you to keep in mind that these breaks, we try and keep as much as we can to time.
	But if bathroom needs and other needs are important, we can expand it a little bit.
	So I don't want you to be nervous about making sure all of your personal business is done within the 20 minutes.
	But keep in mind this is what we'll try and stick to for our morning and afternoon breaks.
	And so now, Deputy will take you back to the other courtroom.
	We're in recess until 11.15.
	If I was Derek Chauvin, I'd be shitting this entire time.
	They put on a theatrical thing outside where they waited on their knees for eight minutes.
	You saw that?
	Al Sharpton and his attorneys, the family.
	And I was like, that's got to be hard.
	I bet they're all, I mean, I don't want to say it, but I bet they're all wishing they had a black man's neck under their knee because it is a toll.
	They had to shift their weight a lot.
	It was a very terrible thing to say, Ryan.
	I didn't say it.
	That's why I said it.
	Somebody else made that.
	Oh, I see.
	That's horrible.
	Allegedly.
	This trial doesn't mean anything.
	You know what other trial didn't mean anything?
	Rodney King.
	Rodney King drove like a fucking maniac through the streets of Compton, residential neighborhoods, putting young children in jeopardy.
	Police chase.
	What do you do as a cop?
	Do you chase someone and risk dying or do you let them go?
	If you let them go, you are telling perps to go through the suburbs because cops don't follow you.
	So you set a bad precedent if you let them go.
	So they chase him.
	They finally catch him.
	I think it was at a gas station.
	He's with other people.
	Co-defendants, I believe they're called.
	Get down, get down, get in the car, get down.
	Let me see your hands.
	Let me see your hands.
	Shows him their hands.
	They all get down.
	Rodney King doesn't get down.
	And then they say, we're going to tase you.
	We're going to tase you.
	They tase him.
	He laughs in their face, fucking pussies.
	Everyone just assumed he was on mess.
	And he had some super strength.
	Nope.
	He's just a very tough guy.
	Ex-con.
	He was on marijuana, say two.
	And that means that's it.
	And then they tased him again.
	He started laughing.
	So then, eventually, after all of that shit, they started beating him.
	Perfectly legit.
	But nope.
	He was, they just showed those 20 seconds.
	They had a trial for Rodney King, and the cops were exonerated.
	Okay, let's move on.
	Let's get on with our lives.
	Then the court of public opinion said no.
	Isn't that kind of Soviet?
	If we're letting these mobs decide?
	This is the wild west.
	Back in the day, we lynched a lot of black people, yes, but we also lynched a lot of white people.
	Wildly, disproportionately more blacks.
	No one's defending that.
	But the way it worked back then was you only needed to, you only needed 12, a jury of 12.
	You only needed 12 people to say that guy needs to hang and he would hang.
	He could have been a stud that was fucking all the hot chicks in town.
	That's 12 people, 12 dudes hate him for fucking the hot chick.
	Suh.
	So they kill him.
	We're getting back to that.
	It's mob rule.
	So they had a trial for Rodney King cops.
	They were exonerated.
	Party's over.
	Riots in the streets.
	They have a retrial and he's found guilty.
	Exact same with our jogging buddy.
	What's his name?
	Ahmed Arbery?
	Jogging around 10 miles from his home.
	He's not a jogger.
	Long criminal record.
	He's always scoping out places.
	Let's cut the shit.
	The guys who chased him were right to be suspicious.
	They go up to him with a gun.
	They say, what are you doing here?
	He grabs the gun.
	It goes off.
	He dies.
	Everyone examines the research.
	They go to court.
	I see what happened there.
	It's over.
	Done.
	Random footage comes out.
	Little clip comes out.
	They're retried and found guilty.
	The mob rules in America.
	We know all of us, especially people who watch this network, know what happened with George Floyd.
	Career criminal, fucking loser, abandons his kids all over the fucking country.
	He's got kids everywhere.
	I love bullshit crying about.
	He's not going to, we're not going to have our daddy at her graduation.
	He wasn't at any of his kids' graduation.
	He wasn't even dating his baby mama at the time.
	He was dating some white chick.
	And people go, oh, you can't do porn.
	You're calling him trash.
	You a snob.
	No, the fact that he did porn was just like that meme dude, the black dude with the huge cock, Woody.
	The fact that you're doing porn shows that your life's not going great.
	You're fucking up.
	And so he did porn and he ended up on the streets with a cop asking him questions.
	He won't show his hands.
	Then they find drugs everywhere.
	They see him eat his fentanyl.
	Didn't they notice that?
	It's on the tape.
	And he's fighting, kicking, screaming.
	They're following police procedure.
	If this was a white guy, you wouldn't have heard a word of this.
	Honestly.
	How many people know that?
	Out of our audience, it's got to be 90%.
	But out of the American public, I don't even think they've considered it.
	The American public doesn't often do the, can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	It's not in their vocabulary.
	But if they did it more often, I think they'd be pretty fucking freaked out.
	Is that the only difference between you and I racially?
	Is our eyes?
	The epicantic fold.
	What about the fact that you have three noses combined?
	Well, and they're cumulative.
	They are, yes.
	They're big.
	Oh, they change your nose size in that.
	They make mine smaller.
	Looks like it morphs.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	Can you imagine if the races were.
	So, remember Dave Chappelle, he was mad at Candace Owens.
	She's a fucking bitch.
	She's a cunt.
	He goes, yes, George is a loser.
	But we didn't choose him.
	You chose him when you beat him up.
	I get that point.
	But that's not, we're not, no one is saying that guy's a piece of human garbage.
	He needs to die.
	We're saying that you're portraying this as this wonderful, innocent man who gets pounced on because of his race.
	It's not because of its race.
	It's because he's doing his usual shitbag stuff.
	You get it?
	So we're saying George Floyd was just being his usual shitty self.
	The cops have been trying to deal with this forever.
	He's a career criminal.
	They're doing what they do with career criminals, which is try to wrangle them into the car, which is often a nightmare.
	So no one is saying, no one's saying that Trayvon Martin needed to die because he dared to fight with George Zimmerman and he lost.
	Nobody's saying that.
	But what we're saying is that what led up to that was likely another part of the pattern with him, which is I'm a thug, I'm a badass.
	He was a relatively middle-class kid, but he kept getting more and more a gangster, hanging out with worse and worse people.
	His friends were trying to peel him away, saying, Trayvon, what's going on with you?
	You're hanging out with the wrong kids.
	We're worried about you.
	Stop being a gangster.
	It's embarrassing, dude.
	You're going to end up dead.
	So no one goes, don't fight with George Zimmerman or you deserve to die.
	Or that would be the law.
	Anyone who fights gets the death sentence.
	We don't have that.
	We're not Myanmar.
	We're not East Timor.
	So, we're not Venezuela.
	We're not China.
	So?
	When we point out that Trayvon was a gangster, what we're saying is his behavior was indicative of that culture.
	Same with Mike Brown with his hands up.
	He'd been on a rampage all night.
	No one's saying he deserved to die because he stole some cigars.
	What we're saying is he had been on a crime rampage that night, that day, had robbed a bodega, and therefore the concept of him grabbing the gun, of which there's plenty of evidence, makes more sense.
	So George Floyd's shitbagness is relevant here.
	But in a court of law, you can strip all that, and they are stripping all that.
	And they're just going with the facts.
	See, the reason I bring up the shitbagness is because you're doing the opposite.
	I mean, you literally Photoshop wings on him.
	Breonna Taylor is on the front page of Oprah.
	She looks like a goddess.
	She's not.
	She's a drug dealer.
	Drug dealers, career criminals, drug addicts, fucking homeless people, they tend to get in over their heads.
	They tend to get deep in shit.
	That's like I said on the other show.
	If you want to make money, you get involved in finance.
	You're near money, you're going to get more of it.
	You want to date supermodels?
	Get involved in fashion.
	Become a fashion photographer.
	If you want to die, get involved in drugs.
	Become a career criminal.
	There's going to be bullets flying around.
	You deal with the cops a hundred times a year.
	One of these times, something's going to get out of hand.
	Especially when you're fucking eating your stash.
	But what frustrates me about this is none of the stuff I'm talking about.
	What frustrates me is I think Chauvin is going to be found innocent.
	If he's not, that's a travesty of justice.
	And then they're going to say this was racism.
	White people found him innocent.
	White people love that cops hunt blacks.
	And guess who that fucks over?
	Everyone.
	It fucks over whites because it encourages more racism.
	It implies that we live in this world where we like blacks to die.
	It fucks over blacks because they go, why try?
	I live in a racist society.
	Even if I get the fucking Fields Medal in Mathematics and become a top accountant, no one will ever hire me.
	I can become the best lawyer on earth.
	I'll never get any clients.
	So I might as well just become a criminal and give up.
	It says that.
	It hurts cops because it says cops are racist and they're hunting blacks.
	So, oh wait, to go back to blacks.
	Also, when you get apprehended by police, you're going to die.
	So you might as well go out in a blaze of glory and start shooting.
	Suicide by cop.
	At least you'll take down some racist pigs, which is what people at my gym say.
	Black guys at my gym say that.
	If I was ever in shit like robbing a bank or something, there's no way I'm going to jail.
	I just keep fighting to take down some of these racist motherfuckers, racist pigs.
	Okay, great.
	And then lastly, of course, the racist pigs.
	It affects cops because it says they live in a society where they get away with murder.
	And not only do they get away with murder, but they love to murder.
	They just love hunting blacks.
	It's a safari for them.
	That's the narrative.
	I'm not saying that.
	I believe the opposite.
	In fact, the data shows the opposite.
	The data shows that cops are more likely to shoot at whites than they are at blacks.
	I know more blacks get shot.
	That's because they're disproportionately involved in crime.
	But as far as per capita goes, cops don't want to lose their pension.
	They don't want a trial like this.
	They don't want to be the number one trend on Twitter.
	So with blacks, they tend to hold back.
	With whites, they're like, this is probably going to be fair if it ends up in court.
	I'm going to go with shooting the white guy.
	I mean, no cop wants to go through this.
	So my point is, this mob rule is bad for everyone involved.
	Absolutely everyone.
	No one benefits from this.
	Nobody.
	Maybe ratings?
	Maybe people who took critical race theory.
	There's someone who benefits from it.
	Is he on now?
	Let's see what he has to say.
	This is two hours ago.
	Oh.
	Why Shaven?
	Didn't in that time.
	Get his knee up.
	What's happening now?
	A tree is just spontaneously going from the ground.
	Move that.
	What the fuck's going on?
	This is them kneeling for eight minutes.
	Oh, move that, move that.
	It's tough.
	There's a lot of...
	I'm in very good shape.
	I would hate it.
	I would hate to kneel for eight minutes.
	Even on grass.
	You want to try it?
	Let's try it.
	I would do it up within my pillow, maybe.
	You heard somebody say, ow!
	You're timing it?
	Ouchi mama.
	Yeah, let me get my stopwatch here.
	Stopwatch, start.
	I'm not feeling very comfortable right now.
	No, that sucks already.
	Should I go to the shot?
	Yeah, let's do it with them.
	Remember, Nancy Pelosi couldn't get up?
	Look, he's joking about it.
	Damn.
	Okay.
	I'm in pain.
	This is 30 seconds.
	We are, what, a 16th of the way.
	This is bad news, guys.
	I thought that guy...
	It says I can't breathe.
	By the way, I'm totally open to the possibility he died of asphyxiation.
	But that's how you die from opioids.
	You get so relaxed that your lungs forget to breathe.
	So I think he murdered himself with asphyxiation, which is why when you peel back the layers of the onion and the layers of the skin, you don't find bruising there.
	You know these guys Are all totally out of shape.
	Okay, now I feel like someone is pushing an axe head into my knee.
	Plastic, what difference does that make?
	Wait a minute.
	Are you.
	Where's your other?
	One minute.
	Oh, okay.
	But you're not supposed to sit down.
	You got to be ass up.
	Yeah, like that.
	Oh, this sucks.
	Ryan was cheating, everyone.
	He had his knee folded like this instead of like that.
	You got to be like Chauvin was, obviously.
	Well, can we lean on the back?
	No.
	Oh.
	No.
	I was about to call you a faggot.
	No fuck.
	Damn.
	Shaking his head like...
	Damn, this is.
	You know, I knew a guy from the...
	Remember we did the movie watching World Championships?
	We watched people watch movies for three days in Times Square.
	And the two winners was a German woman on Adderall.
	Two winners were a German woman on Adderall, which is cheating.
	That's amphetamines.
	Your knee hurt?
	Does your knee hurt?
	Mine?
	No, I'm talking to the black guy who's nodding.
	And then the other guy was this Sri Lankan Canadian, dude.
	Who had won like 10 Guinness World Records.
	They were all weird, like how many times you can fucking get hit in the head with a Frisbee.
	Wouldn't this be funny if it elicited sympathy for Derek Chauvin?
	That's what I was going to say.
	You're like, wow, that guy's poor knee.
	Now this is totally.
	Because what are we experiencing right now?
	We're experiencing not what George Floyd did.
	No.
	We're not underneath the knee, so we're experiencing the suffering that Derek Chauvin went through.
	Sometimes I wish they were recreating what George Floyd was doing.
	Yeah.
	That'd be a lot comfier.
	We need a lot of knees.
	I'd like to do a tiny bit of fentanyl and then have someone knee on my back, iron out the kinks.
	What was I talking about?
	The world record.
	Oh, yeah.
	And I said, so what was your worst world record?
	Like, what was the hardest one?
	And he goes, standing on one leg for 36 hours.
	Holy shit.
	He goes, I wouldn't do that again for all the tea in China.
	No fucking way.
	He said when he was done, he did 36 hours on one leg.
	His leg was like a blue balloon.
	Yeah.
	He couldn't switch legs, right?
	One leg only?
	That's correct.
	Wow.
	It wouldn't even be easy if you did switch.
	No.
	It could make a difference.
	Okay, now I'm sort of reaching.
	I once wore high-heeled shoes for a mile for Jezebel magazine because I knew Tracy.
	What the fuck was her name?
	Egan?
	Tracy Egan, yeah.
	And it fucking killed the first third of the mile.
	But then I got your threshold of pain.
	It's like a tattoo.
	The first is a nightmare.
	And then an hour in, you're like, you could tattoo my eyeballs.
	I don't give a shit.
	So that's how I feel now at halfway through.
	It sucks, though.
	But yeah.
	You know, I'm just impatient.
	My left foot's going numb.
	Four minutes.
	Four minutes.
	Is yours?
	No.
	No.
	And remember when Colin Kaepernick nailed America got outraged, but Colin didn't kill nobody.
	Listen.
	Thank you.
	Yeah, why not talk while you're down there?
	We are.
	You either gotta...
	Hey, don't lean on me, asshole.
	My fucking knee kills.
	Who's the asshole leaning on the guy?
	This is one time you don't want to be leaned on.
	Don't lean on me.
	When I am kneeling, it fucking kills.
	Get your 20-pound forearm off of me.
	It hurts.
	Also, I hate the Yankees.
	I'm a Mets fan.
	You either got to do a moment of silence or do a speech to hope.
	Five minutes.
	Five minutes.
	What a stupid thing.
	So dumb.
	Poor Derek.
	Yeah.
	That's what they're saying.
	That's what these morons have inadvertently done.
	Yeah, if we were on fentanyl, we could be stabbed.
	It'd be fine.
	Yeah.
	Does that guy have a cross in his hair?
	Where?
	Guy to the right above the beanie?
	He has a cross in his hair?
	Oh, yeah, in the back of his hair?
	Shaved a little cross.
	That's weird.
	It's a weird place for it.
	I need this morning.
	This is a comedy.
	It's a shit show.
	America's become a shit show.
	I saw a great tweet by Ian Miles Chung, I think his name is.
	And he goes, wokies think that America sucks because of all their bullshit, all this bullshit they believe in.
	But the irony is it doesn't suck because of all the shit they say.
	It sucks because of them.
	He thought, I got to get a Ryan shot in there.
	See some Rye guys and his three noses.
	All the better to spell with.
	Why are you shaking your head?
	Can you believe that?
	And by the way, I don't think it was like this.
	It wasn't like a knee completely on his neck closing his throat.
	When you look at it, it's more like lower neck shoulder blades kind of vibe.
	Obviously, if you put your knee directly on someone's neck like this, they would go blue and be dead in seconds.
	It's called a WWE chokeout.
	I've been choked out at that guy Ryan from Jackass's Bachelor Party.
	We got choked up by an MMA dude.
	And it takes maybe five seconds.
	Yeah, there's no way.
	And we started late, so we're going to go past them.
	We're only at four minutes.
	What?
	That's not true.
	Yeah, we're at 420.
	Yeah, we were three minutes behind them.
	I don't think so.
	I have it on the stopwatch right here.
	I'm not going to lie.
	Plus, stop cheating, dude.
	You're sitting on your foot.
	You just cheated the whole time.
	I'm not a fucking idiot.
	What a fucking back Puerto Rican you are.
	By the way, the trial has started.
	They're now taking witnesses.
	Okay, by the way, it was eight minutes a long time ago.
	I was kidding.
	This sucks.
	Why would you do that?
	We are at.
	What are we at here?
	8.22.
	Ouchi, mama.
	Uchi, uchi, ya-ya, ya, mama.
	I didn't need that.
	I want the witnesses to leave their mask on or off.
	What's the preference?
	Actually, I prefer you to take your mask off so we can hear it if you don't mind.
	Same.
	Same.
	America.
	Thank you.
	Oh, he's got a cool Slovak face.
	Can you tell the jurors what your occupation is?
	I am a Minneapolis 911 dispatcher.
	And so who is your employer?
	City of Minneapolis.
	And how long have you been doing that?
	Almost seven years.
	Can you tell the jurors of being a dispatcher?
	I'll pay for it.
	A lot of training.
	We go through close to two years of training, starting with call-taking, where citizens are calling 911 with their emergencies.
	Also, speaking to non-emergencies and how we can direct those.
	We then work with police and fire on sending them their calls and prioritizing those.
	And also with the police officers on their off-duties and warrants and lost children.
	So there's a multitude.
	There's about four different positions that we work.
	Yeah, and maybe I should start first with, you know, what all is involved.
	Go a mustache, dude.
	Face wants a mustache so bad it's trying to build one with shadows.
	I take the calls that are from 911 as they are prioritized and send them out to the police officers or the firefighters to handle.
	And do you also, for instance, have to answer, well, provide information out?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	And is this just for police calls or fire calls or what kind of calls are involved?
	We have two different dispatches.
	So we have police dispatchers who will take the calls from 911 and the information and give it out to the officers over there.
	You're the goot.
	Are you Canadian man?
	You have fire dispatchers who would then do that specifically for the fire department.
	No, I just had an inside joke in my head with myself.
	There are different aspects to your job.
	Remember that guy who goes on a date?
	He's on a dating show.
	And they're getting massaged and he's lying down like George Floyd.
	And he looks over there and they both have towels on.
	He goes, do you like games?
	And she goes, what?
	I mean, what kind of games?
	He goes, board games, video games, any kind of games.
	I like games.
	And she goes, yeah, sure.
	And he goes, I have a Star Wars Trivial Pursuit at home, but no one will play it with me because I always win.
	Or Metacorps.
	She's like, wetter than the fucking Suez Canal.
	Tell me more.
	Nobody will play with me.
	Nobody will play with me because I always win.
	So every time I hear someone do a list, I hear board games, video games, any kind of games.
	I got bugs.
	For my award-winning stand-up.
	You go, what?
	For my stand-up.
	Remember, my co-worker was like, yeah, man, I got big bugs, little bugs.
	I got bugs.
	That was in your stand-up?
	Yeah.
	I thought you remembered.
	A lot more to it.
	I had to push it out of my brain for more important information like what day it is.
	The why.
	The things.
	What's around you?
	What's your office look like when you're a dispatcher?
	What we're really getting into the nitty-gritty here.
	I have a Ziggy cartoon on my desk.
	It says it's going to get better.
	I have a Garfield piggy bank.
	I have the word Mondays crucified on a crucifix with blood coming out of the M and the S on either side.
	What else?
	What else?
	What else?
	I have a Dilbert on at all times on a loop doing Eno Gang Bang.
	I have a plant there that's dead.
	I've got a bit of a brown thumb.
	Our firefighter calendar.
	We'll have our channel 7 that is closely located to our dispatch group, which is approximately four people that are giving out all the calls to the officers.
	So you say the fire dispatchers are somewhere different.
	Why is that?
	It's just this trial going to be 3,000 hours.
	I feel like I can handle most trials in like 3, 4, 5 hours.
	And no break.
	Like when you go see SNL, you're not allowed to go piss.
	So if you have to piss, you just piss your pants.
	I wish we were allowed to laugh.
	When you go see SNL, you're not allowed to see funny shit.
	Taking calls.
	You have hurt me today.
	I cannot look at your mustacheless face, sir.
	I am not taking a 911 call and then dispatching it.
	Why is that?
	He's got like a busy.
	We have dedicated 911 call takers at that time.
	We wouldn't be able to do it all at the same time.
	And then fire dispatches their own fire units for a particular call?
	Correct.
	Now you mentioned having five or six screens in front of you.
	What are all those screens about?
	Those screens have different resources on them.
	One of my screens is a telephone that has hundreds of numbers in it that I can use to call whoever I need to for any given reason.
	I also then have a city computer that I can utilize.
	If I need to find an address because someone may not know it, I can use Google or any other resources I need from the internet.
	So I guess you're saying I get 911 calls.
	I just keep them talking and then someone else decides, all right, we've got to send out a unit.
	Yeah, that makes sense.
	You can't be taking calls and also going.
	Oh, this sounds like two ambulances, a fire truck, and maybe like a squawker.
	And then I have three screens dedicated to the calls that are coming in, the calls that are assigned to police or fire.
	And it'll tell me all of the units I have available or who is threatening through different things.
	Sounds like a lot of information.
	It is a lot of information.
	Yeah.
	Sounds like it's boring.
	It would make a boring TV show.
	Is that what you're saying?
	Every day is a learning day.
	I can tell you that.
	TV pacifier.
	911.
	I'm dying of boredom.
	To be completely comfortable with the pressure.
	Dispatch some strippers, some fentanyl, and a rap song.
	And as part of your training for that job, did you have to learn about how the City of Minneapolis Police Department divides up the city for coverage?
	Oh, my God.
	That's all geography for us based off of the precincts.
	I've never craved a mustache more in my life.
	And can you describe for the jurors that...
	Can you cut off a lock of your hair and pass me that glue stick?
	Can you describe to the jurors how gorilla glue works and why you're reluctant to cut off a lock and how much it would benefit the entire trial?
	There are different precincts in Minneapolis, one through five.
	Is there a mustache precinct?
	They all have different sectors.
	I must ask your question.
	Is there something missing from my face?
	Officers, they have specific sectors that they belong to.
	And based off of the geography of the call, he would assign a certain unit to a different call or to that.
	Now, my friends and I have a bet here in the behind the bench.
	Half of them think you're Hawaiian, the other half think you're Dominican.
	Are you a combination of both?
	Can you describe for the jurors, let's take, for example, the third precinct.
	Are you familiar with the third precinct?
	I am.
	And describe for the jurors generally what the third precinct is.
	The third precinct has four sectors in it.
	The first one being 310.
	That is the top of the precinct.
	It goes down to Lake Street.
	And then the middle would be 320.
	Can we fast forward to the good stuff here?
	We're trying to do a TV show, lady.
	So what generally in the area of Minneapolis are we talking about?
	You're bush.
	That's how bored I am.
	J.K. Judge.
	This is like a church where you start wondering about their sexual positions and stuff.
	Every time I sit behind couples, I'm like, I wonder what the best sex they've ever had.
	Did you see a video of that?
	Is she wearing a lingerie?
	How many officers would be assigned to each sector?
	Typically, you have one per sector, and then you have a sector squad.
	Should we cut this off at some point?
	Yeah, let's cut this off.
	And then if we get to see Chauvin or something, can't see George Floyd.
	He passed.
	But if Derek is on the stand or something, it gets juicy again.
	We'll tune back in.
	So there's a strange little taste of what is going to be a very, very long trial.
	We won't follow the whole thing every day.
	Tomorrow's episode will be normal, but we'll definitely show highlights.
	I feel like we got it.
	The prosecution had some great points.
	27 times I can't breathe.
	It looks good for the prosecution, I mean.
	Bad for Derek.
	The chart looked very good.
	His don't didn't get up.
	No, don't let up, don't get up thing.
	It's cute.
	What's going to be really damning, though, is his own men coming on.
	The captain coming on and saying it was excessive force.
	If that happens as he promised, that is fucking brutal.
	But here's the worst part of the prosecution.
	He said a drug overdose is an accidental death.
	That was dumb.
	You left yourself vulnerable for the autopsy, which clearly says that this man, yes, died of asphyxiation, but it was from fentanyl.
	He had something like triple the OD dose in his veins.
	He said, as Detective Shitty pointed out, that he was not on any drugs, which was dumb.
	The crowd harassing them is another good excuse for why we had trouble doing our police procedure perfectly.
	That retarded thing about how one of them was an EMT.
	They wouldn't let him.
	You can't have random people coming in when you have a struggling perp.
	You're an EMT, you promise.
	So that's, I can't believe he said that.
	That was dumb.
	But the defense is going to say he was following police procedure.
	And then we're going to see with all these body cams and all this footage that it was not an easy struggle.
	George Floyd dug his own grave and destroyed it.
	Anyway, I can't believe these trials take so long because I think we could have, that was what, four or five hours?
	Without all of the hullabaloo and bullshit, we just go, did he use excessive force?
	Did George Floyd die of his excessive force or did he die of a drug overdose?
	I think the best thing you're going to get here is the prosecution proving that it was a bit excessive, but it didn't lead to his death.
	So Derek will be reprimanded for his excessive force, even though it did no damage.
	And he'll have to give up his pension and all that shit, but he will not be charged with murder.
	That is my prediction.
	In the interim, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Crying cause a baby's dead, man.
	This bitch finna kissed the lead, man.
	As an example, so all the blue coats know you get poached when you fuck with black folk.
	I ain't done with a tested book, but of course I wasn't worried on styling now.
	Black folk can't be nothing violent now.
	I'm rather just playing them break.

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