Quality garage band there, led by LA's Johnny Dwyer.
Made his made his bones in San Francisco, I think more, but he's an old tweaker from back in the day.
Had a record label, too, I think.
Bug Parade or something?
That's a reunion show they did.
Stinger Club, where is that?
Is that in New York or South by Southwest?
They were big in early aughts, 2000 to 2004, and then they did this reunion.
But that guy's been in a million bands.
He's best known for the OCs.
Like, O-H-S-E-E.
O-C?
And really true to the old garage sounds.
The guy just loves the music.
Quality dude.
Probably hate me.
Every time I play my favorite bands and they're kind of hipstry, know that they want me dead.
And they would be deeply ashamed, crushed to know that they were mentioned on this show.
And that hurts.
That hurts me today.
My record collection hates my guts.
Ouch.
This is Nardwar interviewing him.
You have hurt me today.
No, that's a fat chick who's had her feelings hurt with a shitty Valentine's present.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, playing after them, which really sucks.
Thanks a lot, Marcos.
Rock and Roll Adventure Kids reference from earlier.
He's the one book in the show.
And we have another gift for you, Brother John, from the OCs.
Right here, we have a Supreme's postcard.
What are you going to mail it back?
What are you going to say about your time in Canada versus the nurse's time in Canada?
Well, I finally got to meet the great Nardoir, and it was everything I expected it to be.
He smells better up close than he does on the internet.
A baboom.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
The reason I included that is what the fuck just happened?
A baboom.
Expected it to be.
By the way, that guy, Nardoir, the human serviette, that's the guys I went to high school with.
That was a genre of Canadian.
Andrew Geddes, Blake Jacobs, a guitarist in my band.
They all acted like that, and they dressed like that.
Is there a name for that?
There should be, a Nardwarian?
Yeah.
Or Serveette, the Human Serviette.
Serve it, yeah.
I went to school with a lot of serviettes.
Great guys.
You should have seen my bachelor party.
Two of them were short, Blake and Geddes, and they kept pissing themselves because we drank for three days.
There was barely any food there.
I just wanted to get everyone's yayas out so at my wedding, no one would be too wasted, but it didn't work because of Adderall had just recently come out.
But we called them the Pirates of Piss Pants because they dressed like pirates.
At one point, they stuck them in the pizza oven because they were like five feet tall and they fit in the pizza oven.
The police came by a bunch of times.
Man, I remember the woman who rented us the hunting lodge.
It was a big, huge hunting lodge with like tons of rooms in Bovina.
And she said, next time you do something like this, make sure there's food.
Make sure there's food.
People don't get as drunk.
One time she told me there was a man on the roof running around naked.
And I was like, what?
Oh, my God.
Now that things are going to change starting now.
And it was me.
She was complaining.
I have full control over changing that.
Yeah.
I will talk to him.
Hey, that's enough out of you, Buster.
So where are you going to go on your honeymoon?
Baboom!
Who says baboom when someone says you don't smell bad?
Close than he does on the internet.
Baboom!
Yeah, yeah.
And then the guy wants to keep things rolling, right?
He's like, ah, yeah, yeah, baboom.
That's what you say.
Or is he saying, baboon?
I smell like a baboon.
And it was everything I expected it to be.
He smells better up close than he does on the internet.
Baboom!
Yeah, yeah.
I hear M. This is weird.
This is the front page of the post today.
It's all about Joe's burritos.
The burritos he has.
And the border.
We'll get to that in a bit.
But I just thought it was weird not to mention the shooting.
So we'll cover that.
I shouldn't have jumped into the news.
Yesterday's show was too long.
I've been thinking about this non-stop since yesterday afternoon.
You're either a long show and then you're kind of a radio show.
Or you're a TV show and then you're a TV show.
You know what I mean?
A short show.
So two hours, I think, would be good for us to do a two and a half hour show.
If we started at 7 a.m. and we're done at 9, I'd have to go to bed real early, which is just not my cup of tea.
I could box after.
But the problem with that is we're not on the radio.
And 7 to 9ers are for commuters.
That's for someone who can listen to you in their car.
Typically, they go to bed early, too.
So if they might not see last night's show, they might watch last night's show today.
That works.
And we have a lot of, as Ryan pointed out, we have a lot of visuals.
It's a very visual show.
So we don't really lend ourselves to the commute.
So it's a TV show.
Now, should you watch TV news or whatever this is, comedy, for two and a half hours?
No.
That's too much.
So let's get it down to an hour and a bit.
Because we are a television show.
We're not a comedy.
Now you say, what about Kumia?
He's 46.
Yeah, that's weird.
He's in a weird gray area.
Basically, what Anthony Kumia is, is retired.
And he just does whatever the fuck he wants.
And he's decided that two hours is comfortable with him.
And he's decided that he's most comfortable because he sleeps in late with starting at four.
So he's really doing morning radio when he wants.
And that is from 4 p.m. to 6 p.m.
He's a complete genius, but at the same time, entirely Retired.
That joke never fails.
Every time someone tells me they're retired, I go, You're way too hard on yourself.
You're not retarded, you're a very intelligent person.
I've been doing that joke once a week for 37 years, always out of the park, always not a slam dunk.
They're not falling off their chair, but they always go, it always does well.
Another one I've been doing for many, many years is when I see a very pregnant woman.
She has to be alarmingly pregnant.
Careful, dude.
One time I almost said it to a woman who was merely fat that I assumed was pregnant.
She had a beer belly.
Yeesh.
But you say to a woman who's definitely 100% pregnant.
I've even done this with an Indian, like Dot, not Feather, an East Indian woman.
Hello, what's going on, buddy?
And I said, I used to have that problem too.
And I quit Guinness.
I just do light beers now, and it goes away like that.
They always laugh.
It always does well.
Notice these two jokes.
These two dad jokes are not very ambitious.
When you're talking to strangers, people in bars, there's no room for nuance.
I had a shitty night last night.
I decided not to go to the pub after work.
I thought, what's it going to be?
I'm going to go to the bar.
I'm going to have my Budweiser.
I'm going to be talking to someone on and off, not really paying attention.
I'm going to be looking at NCIS or some Law and Order show with the volume off.
So half of me is talking to the barmaid or the guy.
The other half is looking in the corner of my eye about the show and trying to suss the plot.
And you can do pretty good just by looking at the screen because they're not very complicated.
So I went home.
And then I watched NCIS with the volume on, which is stupid because my family's there.
I should be spending time with my family.
Another reason the show shouldn't be 2.5 hours.
And it was a new kind of NCIS Navy crime investigation specialties.
Should be unit.
And I got to say, man, I don't want to watch the show ever again, but I watched about three and missed out on some valuable time with my kids.
But it's a very well-written show.
You can scoff at the fact that it's a soap opera and it's not accurate.
But the plot twists are really good.
It's not predictable.
And yeah, I was impressed.
Like this one guy tampered with another dude's parachute and he denied it.
And so they figured out a way to get the same tampered parachute and thrust it on him.
And then he has to jump.
And so he has to either jump with this suit that he fucked up or confess.
So he confesses in the plane.
Good stuff.
NCIS.
And it's about just all military stuff.
All Navy.
Navy.
That's interesting.
So whatever the NCIS stands for, the N is replaced with Navy.
But it was just, I think, look, at the end of the day, if you're a chef and you're working for McDonald's Corporate, you're probably one of the best chefs in the world.
You're probably getting paid $3 million a year to come up with any kind of tweaks to the Filet Fish or the Big Mac.
I know the Big Mac and Filet Fish is garbage, but when you're at that level of income, the main guys are going to be very good at their jobs because they're supplying millions and millions of people with the product.
So NCIS, if you're writing for that, you're not a hack.
It's probably some guy in his third divorce, like King of Queens.
Back when I was in TV more, I'd say to people, how is the writing for King of Queens so good?
It's some fucking shitty sitcom, but the quality is like top of the line.
And they go, it's guys on their fifth divorce.
And they...
Sorry, that call confused me.
They just need money.
They're churning it out.
Speaking of unbelievable quality, though, Naked and Other Screenplays by Mike Lee.
Mike Lee is, it's hard to describe.
Harry and Paul make fun of him a lot, that British show, for being so much about the working class and middle class and so emotional.
And yeah, there is a lot of extraneous tears in his movies.
He's also a fucking absolute genius.
His first movie was 71 when I was one.
And he's still going.
Half a century of films.
And some of them are real good.
Like Naked, which is the majority of this book.
And he uses the same actors again and again.
He also did a great book about that.
Painter, John.
Swift?
No.
John.
Mike Lee Painter movie?
Did you just put book?
Why'd you write Mike Lee Book?
Stike?
You suck.
Yeah, this movie is fucking amazing.
Mr. Turner, about John Turner, the painter.
I have one of his prints in my house.
And the beauty of this book is, I don't know why it's blurry.
That's the problem with old articles.
The beauty of that is he's not a hero in it.
Mike Lee's smart enough to show faults, and he kind of rapes his maid in it.
So you don't necessarily like this guy.
But anyway, Naked is a masterpiece.
I put the trailer in there in another email.
1991, 93.
That's some rich asshole.
At the Cannes Film Festival, winning Best Actor and Best Director Awards.
At the Toronto Film Festival, it won the Critics Prize.
From acclaimed director Mike Lee, the creator of iBooks and the Sweet.
A different kind of movie.
It is a proper relationship.
Living with someone who talks to you after they've bonked you.
Bunked you?
Are they both the same size, or is one bigger than the other?
Didn't look like he was looking at them.
You look like my mother.
You look like my mother.
Is your tattoo painful?
Yeah.
Good.
Oh.
Well, we can't see that scene because the lagging is still a major issue with this.
What have you done to fix the lagging since we last spoke?
I talked to our tech guy and asked us.
So basically the thing that we were going to get, the Mac Pro, they're discontinuing that.
So that's not very good.
So, you know, I don't know how that goes with updates and stuff like that, but they'll probably keep updating software, but to a certain extent and all this stuff.
I'm on the same text channel.
We might.
Yeah, if you look back a while ago, we were talking about buying one right on the spot.
And then...
No, but we could get a normal Mac Pro.
It's the iMac Pro that they're discontinuing.
Did you read that one?
The iMac Pro.
Normal Pro Plus Monitor.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Then I get a different monitor.
But we were looking at that iMac Pro.
Because that's like the industry standard for it's just like mine.
It just has a fancy monitor.
That's all.
Okay.
It doesn't mean anything.
I don't need a monitor.
Another great movie he did was Career Girls, which juxtaposes these two girls.
I got to show it to my daughter.
I was reluctant to show her because I thought there's some guy who fucks a chick really hard, but he does.
He fucks the brunette in this, but he fucks her in naked, not in Career Girls.
This is kid-friendly.
And they juxtapose how you act in college with your weird affectations and your ticks, and then they update it now and they keep going back and forth from college to now.
That's the fat kid.
Here, scroll ahead to when they're talking.
You reckon you'll be alright sleeping on that thing?
It might be a bit small, but...
Oh, uh, it's like wooden ribs sticking.
There's one sticking right up us now.
Don't brag about it.
We'll all want to sit there.
Oh, uh, my bum wouldn't be when I was sleeping.
Instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Well, it'll have to do until you find someone else.
Yeah.
So anyway, that's just a random scene where they take in this autistic guy and they all got little ticks.
But then when they update, you see they've lost their affectations and they talk like you and I down.
But they dig up that guy and they go and find him.
And he's fully fucked up.
He never got out of it.
Wasn't a phase.
So why'd they get those ticks?
Everyone does.
Everyone has little affectations when they're in college and they talk like this and they.
You know, my daughter and her friend have these little weird mannerisms and their secret language and stuff.
I think it's insecurity or something.
But this is just very embellished.
No, he definitely has autism.
They're just...
She's self-conscious about her terrible skin, you see.
But go to the trailer.
That'll be better.
I don't think I included that.
Career Girls Trailer.
It's a great thing to show an adolescent girl.
You've changed more than you think, you know.
Oh, yeah?
In what way?
Well, you stop bumping into things.
What does must-have G-S-O-H mean?
Because I don't know if I've got one, you see.
Oh, that's just means a good sense of housekeeping, doesn't it?
It means good sense of humour.
What?
What you mean?
Do you know your story say that to me?
What?
Do you know about looking down all the time?
Who?
Ricker.
Do you remember him?
Now there's someone I have thought about.
Mr. Richard.
Look how shitty their teeth are.
What is your name?
Richard Burton, didn't I tell you?
I don't look like him or anything, do you?
You can say that again.
Twins?
So this must be the original artwork Jerry was telling me.
Whoa.
That whole thing, twins.
I thought that was like a new thing.
That's become very popular lately.
Mike Lee would be about 40 years old when he made this.
How did he understand punk teenagers so well?
I guess.
Did he have a teenager?
He's probably in his 20s when he was 71, and maybe they were like...
No, it was like the cure and stuff.
So their college age was the 80s.
So yeah, he'd be pretty old.
No, that's my ex-girlfriend now.
Well, at least you have to look up to her.
He fancies you.
There's a golf.
Don't be so dad.
I'm worried about you.
Do have a laugh of you.
Oh, yeah, seven hours on a coach for a laugh.
We're not that desperate.
No, thanks, because we can't stay very long, actually.
No, that's right.
How about beer?
Oh, in a bottle, come on.
Sounds like a dickhead to me.
Well, he is a dickhead.
Here's your glass of champagne.
Anyway, I know I look like a fag right now, but it is a masterpiece.
Is he like the British John Hughes?
No.
Oh.
Much more intellectual than that.
And you've got to understand, too, in Britain, to have actors with working-class accents back then was very brave.
It wasn't done.
You were supposed to look up to characters in shows.
I mean, there was Coronation Street, the show, but Mike Lee himself, he was...
He never had upper-class or middle-class people in his movies.
It was always humanizing the working class.
And they were smart, too.
Maybe smarter than they are in real life.
Like, go to the other clip I included from Naked.
See, you're all pissed off with a present, right?
And there's nothing wrong with the present.
This is naked.
The present's fine.
The present's perfect.
The present's peachy fucking creamy.
The only thing wrong with the present is the bastard doesn't exist.
Because the present is the future and the future is the past.
And it's all the same fucking bag of bones anyway.
It's a constant process of coming into being and passing away.
Coming into being and passing away.
The future is now.
But the present does exist.
We're in it now.
You were just then when you said it, but you're not in it now.
You're not in it now.
You're not in it now.
You've never been kicked up the ass by the future.
You with me?
That's what I mean.
You see, I'm in the present.
But I'm not in the present.
I'm in the future.
Exactly.
Has nobody not told you, Brian, if you've got this kind of gleeful preoccupation with the future.
I wouldn't even mind, but you don't even have a fucking future.
I don't have a future.
Also, I didn't finish my story.
So then I was out of whack.
I messed with the Universe.
I didn't know what was going on.
So I hadn't gone to the pub after the show.
Didn't know what to do.
I was Verclempt.
So then I hadn't spent time with my family, and then I felt a void because I hadn't been social.
I hadn't had a social conversation with someone.
So then I decided to fuck with the space-time continuum and go out at night, which I don't usually do.
So then I went to my usual bar and it was shut because no one goes there at night.
It's a day bar.
And now I'm all the way in the next town.
So then I go to the American Legion, which you're not supposed to go to unless you're with someone or it's a Thursday or Friday or that's an evening like later on in the week.
I've only gone out Sunday, right?
So New Yorkers, even in the suburbs, are not into going out on Mondays.
So then I go to the Legion and it's just the post office lady staring at her post office.
She's obsessed with the lotto, like to the tune of hundreds and hundreds of dollars, 800 bucks at a time.
So she's got them all laid out.
Goes, hey, how you doing?
Good to see you.
I just got to deal with something here.
And then proceeded to deal with that for two beers, which is what, half an hour.
And then there's another guy who seems a little special.
He's there.
Hi.
And then the bartender, who's not looking at me, and he's watching the Rangers game.
So I'm like, okay, I tell one little anecdote about my son and how he tried to trick me, which I'll tell now.
I took his screens away because of the ding-dong ditch thing.
And he tried to dupe me by missing dinner.
And I go, where the fuck were you?
And say, fuck.
And he goes, I didn't have my phone.
Oh, I see.
I go, dude, I'm 50 years old.
Don't try that all the time.
If you're trying something, pin yourself under a car, right?
Get some fake blood and say, I couldn't call 911.
Help, help, help.
Something like that.
But like missing dinner when we've been having dinner as a family together 100% of your life, every fucking night.
We're not casual about dinner.
You don't grab a snack and watch TV in your room.
We sit down at the dining room table and say, Selkirk Grace.
So nice try.
You got to be proud of you boys.
And then I go to my other bar that I go to after the live shows.
And when I get back to the burbs, I mean, and the bartender's like not really talking to me.
He's on his phone.
And there's two other guys.
One guy you know, you do a good imitation of him.
The waiter there, and his buddy, and they're talking away, which is fine.
I mean, it's not like I have to go, excuse me, you're not including me in your conversation.
And then I just went home and went, that sucked.
Dang.
And then, because it's Lent and I'm not drinking hard liquor, I have to drink beers.
I'm still waiting for this buzz that's not happening.
And you start to get a buzz around like midnight.
So, but you're drinking a beer right before you go to bed.
So you're just pissing and pissing and pissing and pissing, pissing your life away.
Then you wake up, you have 32 pisses.
It sucks.
How long were you out there like all together?
So I left around 9.30 p.m.
I think I got back at 11 and I had been to three bars with nothing.
That's how I feel when I go back upstate.
Like nobody does anything.
Nobody's cool up there no more.
We used to have campouts and fires and parties.
And it's like you're 31 now.
You should have a dive bar you go to.
I'm not much for drinking, but sitting around a fire is very nice.
And we used to do that a lot.
We used to just go in the woods and pitch up a fire.
Pitch up a fire?
How do you pitch?
Is that like pitching up a tent, but it's a fire?
You have like an ember and you go.
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And my last story before we get started is I had an epiphany.
I saw this guy today and it said he had a boxing, a bag, a heavy bag on his shirt, and it said, my therapy or something.
And I realized, I thought that was like this kooky thing to say.
We all went drinking once in the Bronx.
We went on a pub crawl.
And I said, I'd like to thank the coach, the owner here, for providing a mental institution for therapy because this is our therapy where we go and we hit the heavy bag and fight each other and it keeps us sane.
Irish therapy.
And everyone's like, yeah, cheers, whatever.
And I thought, that's kind of thinking outside the box opinion about boxing.
And I just realized today, no, dude, that's embarrassing that you said that because it's such a given.
Aren't you embarrassed?
I am now.
In retrospect, I'm embarrassed that I did that because, yeah, no one there is trying to become the next Floyd Mayweather.
And even when they have fights scheduled, it's like every six months, there's maybe one or two pros.
We barely see them.
And the amateurs that are there, they're just kidding, basically.
Like there are some Mexicans and some Puerto Ricans who are genuinely going for it.
They're like 16.
I don't know them.
They come at nights because they're at school in the day.
So the ones that I know are just there for therapy.
So it was such a dumb, obvious thing to say.
It's sort of like if you were at the porn awards convention and you're speaking to other pornographers and you said, I'd like to make a toast to all of us who overcame getting fucked by our dad.
And then everyone goes, yeah, that is why we're here.
We don't like to bring it up all the time.
It's kind of sad.
At the bar, you're like, this is therapeutic for me.
Yeah.
I'm getting away from the old ball and chain, and I worry less about my troubles when I have alcohol in my system.
Am I right?
Yeah.
Thanks for ruining it.
All right, let's get started.
Ready?
Is everyone ready?
Ready?
Places, everyone.
Mass shooting.
Drooling begins when they hear of a mass shooting.
And half the country, the liberals, they sit there and they pray, please be MAGA, please be MAGA, please be MAGA, please shoot blacks, please shoot blacks.
Please be wearing a red Make America Great Again hat.
And please shoot mostly blacks.
Please shoot black kids.
Someone's going to take this out of context, by the way.
Oh, man, of course.
Please shoot ethnic babies.
Please shoot like Neil deGrasse Tyson and some black.
Ooh, could you shoot up a black graduation ceremony?
And could you have a Confederate flag on your shirt?
and could you be a no, could it be a proud boy, please?
Could it be Gavin McInnes?
Oh, that would be ideal if it was Gavin McInnis and it was a black graduation ceremony and he shot mostly women and they had kids.
I have an idea.
We should, every time you say things like that, we should have a banner that goes across that says not at like out of context clip, like a watermark, and then a buzzing noise that goes that you can't take out and post.
And so they said, like they did that with the spa shooter.
Please, he's racist.
He shot Asians.
That's the whole thing with that guy the other day where you go, you were criticizing Barack Obama.
He's black.
Therefore, it's racist.
If it hurts blacks, it's racist.
But they go, well, you shot mostly Asians, six out of eight.
So it's racist.
No, I love them too much.
I'm a pervert, and I'm sick of going there for handies.
So I'm going to kill them all, too, because I'm mentally ill.
So then they switch, they pivot usually to guns.
We need to get rid of guns.
And of course, there's no logic to that.
They don't even know where it was when they said it and what the gun laws are in that particular place.
Like the gun laws in Manhattan are insane.
Retired cops are lucky to get a gun at this point.
But even if they did that, they'd say, well, there should be no guns at all.
They said that at my church to my kids.
I wish I could have a bonfire.
The sister said this.
I wish I could have a bonfire and just burn all of the guns.
Okay, as John Lott points out, how long before there's guns back in America?
A minute?
Anyway, look at Amy Siskind.
So this is her first tweet.
And just like when I was doing that pray thing, they really are pranks that they can use these dead bodies.
Imagine wanting to use dead bodies.
That's what we're living in in 2021.
Kumia is using dead Kumia.
Cuomo is using dead bodies to help his budget.
That's why he lied about the numbers, because he wanted to be famous for keeping the numbers low, and he didn't want to get in shit for sending them to old folks' homes.
So he just cut the numbers in half.
It was 8,000, not 16,000.
Using dead bodies.
And Amy here is like, oh, great.
I can't wait to use this to further my political agenda.
The shooter is, was, taken into custody.
In other words, it was almost certainly a white man.
Again, she fucking hates white men because she destroyed the life of a white man, her husband.
And she needs to assage her guilt by making white men garbage.
And then, you didn't kill Bambi.
You just killed Roadkill.
You just killed some random vermin on the side of the road.
If he were black or brown, he would be dead.
By the way, your punctuation is shocking there.
The shooter was taken into custody.
In other words, comma, it was almost certainly a white man.
Again, his brackets is fine.
If he were black, comma, or no, sorry, if he were black or brown is not capitalized.
Black is capitalized, which is a retarded new rule, but brown is just brown still.
And then you need a comma after brown.
He would be dead.
So that's going great for her, right?
And then we find out it was a fucking Muslim.
Well, let's mourn the victims, but not glorify the killer with mentioning his name, letting his name be widely known.
Wow.
Do you think that she would be worried about glorifying the killer if his name was Chad or Brody?
What do you think?
Corey?
That's amazing.
What if it was Corey Gaines was his name?
Bradley Tuscany.
Tucker Carlson.
And then so Newsbusters was like, this woman is a parody account.
So I'm glad that I'm not the only one that fucking hates that subject.
He's a Babylon bitch.
The Pied Piper of Bored Housewives.
And it gets worse.
He wasn't just a Muslim.
He was a Muslim who was petrified of Islamophobia.
He was a lefty.
And he probably wasn't that Muslim.
Syrians, I don't know how much they practice.
Oh, shit, my buttons are falling apart.
But he was mentally ill.
I'll concede that.
And let's say his name, though.
What's his name?
Let's say it is.
Al-Aliwi Al-Isa.
Let me see it.
They put the last name in here.
Wait, go to the top.
No, you can see the headline.
I can't use my monitor anymore.
Ahmed.
Remember, you got to Akh with those names.
I think it's Al-Isa, actually.
Okay.
L-I-S-S-A, but I keep seeing that.
Ahmed Al-Isa.
I see it posted both ways, but there's an unfortunate balding pattern there, dude.
You got to shave it at that point, right?
What are you going to do?
So he was made paranoid by the media, by people like Amy Siskind, by people like Jake Tapper and Chris Hayes, who tell you that America is racist and it hates Muslims.
And what did he say?
Muslims might not be perfect, but Islam is.
Ooh, looks like he was a little more Muslim.
I was saying this on my parlor the other day.
I'm deeply disturbed by how badly the left wants everything to be about white supremacy and not about Islam or communists or Antifa or black people.
Isn't that a strange thing to want?
It's so unscientific.
Like diabetes, obesity is destroying this country.
Hundreds of thousands of people die a year from obesity, and a lot of that is sugary drinks.
Okay, that's where the evidence led me.
These big giant super gulps are murdering people.
Okay.
I'm not going to sit there and keep talking about other drinks and say, well, people put a lot of sugar in their tea.
And what about iced tea in the South?
That's really sugary.
Actually, that is a thing.
The bubbles.
Like in LaCroix.
It could be the bubbles.
It's the bubbles.
All these things are bubbly.
It's like, well, the science says a seltzer doesn't do the same thing.
Oh, we don't need to say the name of the types of drinks that are making everyone fat.
Let's not glorify the drinks by saying that.
So anyway, what's 15?
That's him talking about Islamophobia in the media.
Oh, yeah, that's just the name.
Charging 10 counts of first-degree murder.
He was shooting people who were getting vaccinated, too.
And the story will die instantly.
We're not going to get into his politics.
The fact that he said Islam is perfect is never coming up anywhere.
That's cool that Americans are using rebel news as a news source.
Did you know that you're not here?
That the Montreal shooting, the massacre that killed 14, he was rumored, he was also a Middle Eastern immigrant.
He may have even been Syrian.
Like this guy.
Yeah, if these racist Islamophobic people would stop hacking my phone and let me have a normal life, I probably could.
So when you have someone with mental issues and then you have a media saying, everyone's out to get you, everyone's out to get you.
Everyone's out to get you.
Your paranoia becomes magnified.
So the media has some culpability here.
The left has some culpability by exaggerating Islamophobia.
They're always claiming that people on the right are getting dog whistles and being radicalized, but I think they're talking about their own group of people because that is how they try to ignite them.
They try to brainwash them.
You're often guilty of what you accuse everyone else of.
And you'll notice when you're really mad at someone, you're ultimately mad at yourself.
But yes, there's rumors that the Montreal massacre, he yelled Ala Akbar as he shot them.
It was conveniently linked to sexism because he was mad that he didn't get into the polytechnique in Montreal and all these women did.
And it's true, there was affirmative action there.
So you could blame affirmative action if you really want.
But the Muslim thing was totally ignored.
And then everyone's seen the footage, right?
I get all my news from Shizmabin.
1-6 and 1-7.
Ahmad al-Isa.
This is the famous one going around.
Is it a warning?
Have you seen this?
No.
No, it's fine.
Okay.
Why did you call 9-1-1?
Because he's using his phone as a camera.
Unbelievable.
Could be in the store?
Yeah, he went in there.
He went in the store.
Well, what are you doing hanging around?
Guys, we got people down inside King Supers.
Look, the...
Holy shit.
You have any instincts whatsoever?
God damn it!
Here now, we're at King's Super Super Super Super Super.
He's with the old guy just on his phone, too.
This is crazy.
Oh, what?
The shooter?
Yeah, yeah, it's over there in aisle four.
My thumbtacks.
What the fuck?
Why?
Do you know him?
He killed my friend.
I'm sitting here waiting for my buddy to come out, but I don't think he's going to.
He got shot in the head.
Waiting for Uber, but do you know about the app if they tell you meet here?
Do I have to walk there to the dot?
The Uber guy's bitching about a mass shooting or something.
I said, it's inside.
I'm outside.
This is crazy.
I want to see that again.
Yeah, he's in there.
Why?
I'm on my phone.
I'm playing Candy Crush.
This is crazy.
Could be in the store.
Your back is exposed to where the guy with the gun is.
He went in the store.
Maybe special or in shock or something.
There's a dead body 15 feet away.
Troopers.
And then this guy just has to get it on tape.
So he walks into the crossfire.
Holy shit.
God damn it.
You're not worth it.
And keep your voice down.
You're shooting people.
God damn it.
This guy's shooting random people for no reason.
Holy shit.
He's just seeing people that appear into his line of sight and blowing their heads off.
If he hears them, he might think they're there.
And then he might aim the gun.
He might turn around and notice me.
He might be.
He was shooting.
Maybe those were the shots.
Because he heard his voice.
Right.
You know, I saw a guy got stabbed on an Instagram stream, and he's streaming, and he's like, somebody call the police.
I got stabbed.
You're on a phone.
You're on a phone.
Say goodbye to the live stream.
And then 1.7?
Oh, yeah.
1.7 is just him being arrested.
Thank you, Shizmabin, for your news source.
Looks like you were right to be paranoid.
Or, sorry, you were right to think that you're a shitty person and people are out to get you.
You are a shitty person and we are out to get you.
Isn't it funny how he's like, I'm innocent.
Everyone thinks I'm this horrible person.
And then we go, oh, you're right.
It's like when you fire someone and then they start attacking your business and trying to make you guys go bankrupt and you go, well, looks like I fired the right guy.
Seems like.
Yeah.
If you want to prove to me you shouldn't have been fired, go off in the same genre of business and be incredibly successful.
And then I see you, you know, take over media or whatever and I go, fuck.
Why did I let Ryan go?
I thought this was funny.
The cancelers are still getting canceled.
We're going to call these features hoisted on their own retard.
Where this is 1.8.
We should make a free speech bumper.
Yeah.
Let's do this music for it right now.
You ready?
Free speech.
Free speech.
Free speech.
It ain't free.
So that's the audio.
That's the audio.
No, you got to come up with that.
And please make it say, when I say free speech, make free speech available on the available, like visible on the screen.
Yeah, nobody sent one in yet.
Cancelor's still getting canceled.
So Barry Weiss was a liberal.
She still is.
But she was at the New York Times opinions columns, and she dared to not 1 million percent go with the fucking crazy liberal bias.
So because of that, she was known as a cunt.
So click on the right thing.
You got to understand what the left, if you're not 100% with me, you're 100% against me.
So the whomever, don't use the word whom ever.
Don't use whomever ever and don't use whom ever.
Just say who.
Yes, I know whom is technically correct, but it's an antiquated word.
Yeah, Thou art a bunch of assholes using archaic language.
Shut up.
You're atrocious.
Whomever New York Times Opinion hires or elevates to replace Barry Weiss, I hope that she or he focuses on serving readers, not vendettas and self-martyrdom.
We need writers capable of more critical thinking, both in their work and blah, blah, blah.
Whatever, Jamil.
Go shoot up a Home Depot.
And then this woman, Alison Collins, who I think is black and Chinese, goes, good to hear.
She wrote a horrible article espousing the life of Washington murals.
She is one of these folks who say it's racist to call out racism and claims she's being bullied when folks call her out for false narratives.
It's not cancel culture, you fucking bitch.
It's called accountability.
Yeah, girl.
So let me get this straight, Allison.
You're setting up a universe where Barry Weiss is too dangerous and everyone needs to be scrutinized of everything they've said in the past.
That's not canceling.
That's accountability.
Okay.
Would you mind if we threw you in that wood chipper?
Oh, we did, and it didn't turn out great for you.
San Francisco school board member refused to resign for her 2016 tweets calling Asian Americans house niggers.
Notice the hard R who embrace white supremacist thinking to get ahead.
Now, you know what all this means, right?
When they say white supremacist thinking, they mean you don't jump on the bandwagon enough.
Like, you don't use he or she pronouns.
See, their thing is, like, it's no longer you're not racist.
That's not enough to be not racist.
You have to be anti-racist.
So it's not enough to be, to say, I don't care if you're trans.
You have to join my trans thing and use your pronouns on your bio.
You have to join the band.
You have to come aboard.
Or you're the enemy.
You're a racist piece of shit.
Like, I bet I disagree with Barry Weiss on everything.
All right.
So my pet Biden, the border crisis, I saw this tweet about it.
I'm kind of freaked out that the shooting isn't on the cover.
Isn't that weird?
I mean, by 9.30 p.m. last night, we all knew everything about it.
We knew the name of the shooter.
10 people, that's a lot of people killed.
And New York Post, they're not scared about the narrative.
Wait a minute.
Is it even in the paper at all?
Cartels, evil smuggling.
Oh, here we go.
It made it to page 11.
Colorado Mart slaughter.
That's weird.
And then more stuff on the Miami Vice shit.
I saw this thing.
It was Daily News.
I wonder if I can dig it up.
Daily News was tweeting all about it, and they were talking about how crazy things are.
Everything's crazy.
It's like the whole world's gone crazy.
And all of the pictures are of pictures.
Pictures down there.
It's black people going fucking nuts.
But then the guy doing the illustrations for it, who's doing a cartoon, is making fun of the stupid rednecks.
Once again, the history of America, black failure, white guilt.
And I'm sorry, but Miami vice, the insanity going on in Miami right now is almost exclusively black.
And that's black failure.
And our white guilt permeates all black failure.
For some reason, I don't think that's very healthy.
Because it absolves the group doing the crimes.
It takes away the culpability.
So is that what I just sent you?
Check this out.
Yo, check this out.
No, that's not it.
Just sent you would be.
Yeah, it would be literally seconds ago.
I did not get it yet.
Did I not send it to you?
I hope I did.
I go to mail, daily mail, Twitter.
I go to Ryan.
Sometimes I accidentally send them to myself, because that's what I do all day.
Is I look at the World Wide Webs and I send.
Oh, is this a picture and not a...
Yeah, it's a picture.
There we go.
From Love and Kindness.
Never heard of that one before.
New York Daily News cartoon shows white people.
Photos show black people.
But this is in the same thread.
So New York Daily News, I guess whoever runs their Twitter is just blind.
And it would be like, picture like this, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, seven or eight times.
And then this was the last one on this series of tweets.
So you can't help but notice on your phone.
This is something that a lot of people don't seem to ever do is they just churn out shit and they don't go, well, how is this going to be perceived in the final package?
You know?
You love the red hats there too?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Look at all the red hats, stupid rednecks.
A lot of blondes.
Not one black person.
No.
Hear about those legal immigrants spreading the COVID at the border?
Yeah, it's the people up here don't even use the word illegal immigrant ever.
They say Mexicans occasionally.
That just sort of sums up everything, doesn't it?
That lie right there sums up the media.
And that same lie you could link to the shooting where they take something bad, they make it white, redneck, racist.
And the next thing you know, you go, I'm living in a redneck hellhole.
Trending on Twitter, he's Muslim.
I'm surprised.
Every time I see something like that, I'm like, that's probably Jack Pesobic solely responsible for that.
Twitter is so low IQ these days.
It's alarming.
Sometimes I'll get lost in a hole.
And I like when they're faced with something like the border crisis.
And even then you just see them making excuses like Amy's where they say, can you not say the name?
But check this out.
This tweet from Chris Hayes is amazing.
He says, pull it up here.
I sent this to a bunch of people.
Like, What the fuck?
1-9.
My mail disappeared.
What is he getting at here?
This is one of the weirdest ones I've ever read.
The top one there.
I have to read on your computer.
Much of the coverage he's talking about the border coverage.
Sorry, much of the border coverage serves as a kind of retroactive endorsement of the Trump policy of functionally closing the border and allowing all of the same harms to transpire just out of view and on someone else's soil.
So let me just explain this to you because I read it 172 times.
So he doesn't like the border coverage.
He doesn't like this picture.
What this picture does is it says Trump was right and we should have had the borders closed.
And if we had the borders closed, you'd still have this carnage, but it would be happening on Mexico's side.
And to that I go...
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't want your poor.
This isn't the Statue of Liberty, my friend.
These are five-year-olds who are sent alone, and they die en route.
These are drug dealers, disproportionately rapists.
And Mexico is sending their garbage up here for the most part.
You don't know anything about these people.
Check their crime rates.
They send criminals over.
They send MS-13 over.
You want to see them?
Cartel's evil smuggle scheme.
Look at this guy.
That's an M, that's an S. That's a one, that's a three.
MS-13, drug thugs using children to pose as migrant families.
These aren't little sweethearts with a bindle asking, brother, can you spare a dime?
So that's why everyone has borders.
Mexico has borders.
Mexico doesn't want this either.
They want Guatemala and Nicaragua's problems to happen on their soil.
The weird thing about Chris Hayes' tweet, too, is he's implying that it's our job to fix Mexico.
No, you just want the problems to happen on someone else's soil?
Yeah.
Africans are starving on their soil.
Oh, so you're fine with that?
Well, I don't think it's great, but I can't.
Where do I draw the line?
What am I?
God?
Maybe he thinks we're God.
I think, honestly, Chris Hayes sees Mexico as America, and we have to fix it and make it as wealthy as Canada.
No.
No.
Maybe when we have zero poor people and full unemployment and money is just bursting at the seams and we didn't just survive a pandemic and we're not, what, $18 trillion in debt.
Yeah, maybe.
I'll go, so what's going on in Mexico?
Should we fix that up?
But concerned.
Oh, you want it.
You want their problem.
You want Mexico's problems to happen in Mexico.
Is that it?
Yeah.
Oh, so you don't want to import problems?
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah.
I mean, this is another example of the left saying things where you go, I'm on your side.
The evil things you're saying about me are true.
That's exactly what I want.
I want Mexico's problems to remain in Mexico.
Well, it's not Mexico's problems.
It's our problems.
And a great example of that is, look at how many immigrants are coming here because of climate change.
Never happened in the States.
Go to 2-0.
Some are blaming President Biden's messaging coming into office for the surge that we have.
What do you say about the messaging?
Bad reader.
It doesn't matter.
Go back.
That was terrible.
What do you say about the messaging?
It was even like, what do you say about the messaging?
What's happening there is a teleprompter says, what do you?
And then say is over here.
And she's not good enough to look ahead.
Or sometimes you hold back a word to wait for other words to load.
So you stay where they would, you know what I mean?
So they blames global warming for the current.
The current, yes.
Border crisis, what?
What?
Have been more explicit in telling migrants not to come now.
Some say that's too little.
What do you say about the messaging?
I was expecting the Looney Tombs logo to jump in after she started speaking.
Some say that's too little.
What do you say about the messaging?
It doesn't matter what any president says.
Migrants who are fleeing desperation, Anna, are going to come to the United States.
President Trump after the separation policy, which was defined as torture by physicians for human rights, there is no stronger message than we're going to separate you from your family on purpose to separate them.
They said that without any clue.
How many of these kids were the actual children of the parents coming?
A. B. Why don't the parents come back to pick up their kids?
Because they're not their kids.
C, why are you bringing kids?
Like, unless there's a war.
You're escaping war and you're a refugee.
Why are you leaving Mexico when your kids are little kids?
Can't you just send the grown male and then call for the woman and the children after they're like, I don't know, 10 and could survive?
They're sending five-year-olds over alone.
Well, that just shows how desperate they are.
Okay, say all that was true.
You're rewarding these people coming across the border.
So you're going to get more of it.
It's like when Robert Moses here in New York, he built the projects.
He went, there's X amount of poor people.
We'll house them all, give them welfare, and that'll be the end of that problem.
Yeah, that's true if the earth is going to end in four years.
Of course, what you're doing is rewarding these people with poverty, and you're justifying their behavior.
So they go into the PJs and they have more kids and more kids and more kids until you have third generation, fourth generation welfare, where your grandfather never had a job.
Your dad, who you don't know, never had a job.
Your mom never had a job.
So, yeah, open up the borders.
I love how all the stores are closed.
The entire nation is shut down, but the borders are open.
We all have to get a COVID test.
My kids get tested with the thing every time they go into their school.
I get tested every time I go into the gym, and they don't get tested.
And they used to say, okay, you need to come back for a court hearing when we figure out what your case is.
Not that they'd ever come back, but I think now they just went, yeah, that wasn't working.
Just go.
Okay?
People away had the highest numbers in recent decades in memory.
2019, we saw almost exactly the same thing that we're seeing right now, but more people coming to the country.
This is a bullshit stat, by the way.
What he's doing is he's talking about apprehensions.
So if you check a graph of how many people are apprehended at the border, you'll see a massive spike in 2019 and a big spike that started in April.
And you'll go, see, this started with Trump.
No, under Trump, they started busting them more and saying, fuck this, we're not, the apprehensions went up.
The numbers been a non, it's been going, the number of migrants coming here has not been going like this.
Apprehensions have.
The numbers have just been going, and then with Biden, ramping up.
So, and the other trick they use is they go, most of these illegals are coming for overstate visas.
They're coming on planes, and they're students who overstayed their student visa.
No, those are the ones on file.
On file.
The ones that are pouring over the border aren't registered.
So you got to wonder when you see these stats, who's recording them.
Biden and Secretary Mallorca saying the border's closed, don't come now, versus don't come, maybe inspire some people to come.
Sure.
But what really pushes people here is violence and persecution, corruption in their home countries.
And as I've seen with my own eyes, malnutrition and starvation and extreme poverty.
A lot of times, by the way, put into place, exacerbated by the effects of climate change and climate variability.
And so, you know, I hear the criticisms that the Biden administration isn't sounding tough enough, but a tough message from President Obama, who said, don't come, didn't stop people from coming.
The toughest message ever from President Trump didn't stop people from coming.
Yes, it slowed it down massively.
And there was more apprehensions because he empowered ICE to do their fucking job.
You bullshit artists, sober off.
What a pussy.
Look at his pussy background, too.
Ewf.
Even for a woman, that is a remarkably effeminate kitchen.
Didn't stop people from coming.
And now President Biden is learning that same thing.
This is not, you don't solve people coming to the city.
He chose that.
Like he was looking in his sort of Zoom finder, whatever, previewing, and he was like, you know what would spruce this up?
Just a splash of color, a little bit of spark.
Can you see that I have a tree out of my way?
I could give it.
I like the tree on this side, but I want some pop over here.
Ooh, what about these flowers?
Oh, now that is full.
That's rich.
I like that.
Yeah, let's do it.
What shirt should I wear?
Fuchsia.
I'll wear my J. Crew Fuchsia purple shirt.
That same thing.
This is not climate change.
That's a pretty genius way for them to tie it back around to where it's our problem.
It's our fault.
So we're running out of time here.
I want to jump to let's do some racism.
Black on Asian still going strong.
Got Muslims on whites.
Those racist guys.
What's 3-1?
3-2 is a guy getting pissed on.
See, homeless man charged with hate crime.
See, this is what I always said, too, when they said, we're going to start cracking down on hate crime.
I go, okay, I think you're going to notice that white people are the least racist people around, and you're going to end up busting tons of blacks, tons of old Korean men, tons of Arabs, tons of Hasidic Jews,
tons of Chinese.
Homeless man charged with hate crime and NYC anti-Asian attack.
A homeless man accused of attacking an Asian woman on her way to protest against anti-Asian violence over the weekend was arrested on hate crime charges.
He punched a 70-year-old, 70, 37-year-old victim twice in her face on Astor Place.
He asked the woman for the sign she was carrying and she obliged.
Asking what he intended to do with it, he attempted to put the sign in the garbage can.
Oh, so I think he sees stop Asian violence as an anti-black thing, which is a new twist.
If you're against Asian violence, you're against black people.
You're taking my spotlight, maybe even.
Okay.
And then go to 3-2.
Same day, I believe.
This woman's on the train and just some dude just starts pissing on her.
Why can't they be white?
Why can't he have a MAGA hat on, please?
This doesn't fit the name.
Strap hanger.
Yeah, that's what he is.
Urinates on Asian women inside NYC subway car.
The masks are well disguised.
But again, I said this yesterday.
Thug.
Oh, that's an oldie.
What are you pulling that up for?
We just did that yesterday.
I want to hear more details about the pissing.
Thank you.
The disgusting act, 1.30 p.m., that's pretty non-drunky time.
Started to relieve himself.
Horrifying shifted down the train, but then the man turned and started peeing on the subway seat next to her, splashing her with urine.
He started standing really Close to me, I began to feel uncomfortable.
So I scooted to my right.
Don't scoot.
Leave the car.
If a homeless, if you're an Asian, 37-year-old woman, oh, she's in her 20s.
If you're in your 20s, you're a woman in New York City, and a black man comes in, does anything remotely unusual, pulls out a dildo, pulls out a pickle and puts it in his glasses, pulls out his actual dick, just get up and start walking away.
Come on.
You worried about being racist?
I don't want to be rude.
But one thing I want to say too, and I brought this up yesterday, is crime is up.
Violence is up.
American rage is up.
You're just seeing black on Asian because blacks are disproportionately represented in the crime stats and Asians are disproportionately represented in the victim stats.
Like subway shovings set to double.
Crime is up on all fronts.
This sounds very politically correct of me because I'm saying don't blame the blacks, but I'm just saying, wait, this isn't unique.
I haven't looked into it, but I guarantee you attacks on Hasidim, Hasidim, is up like crazy in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, and it's black on Hasidic violence.
And they want it to be about Trump so bad.
Well, Trump said China.
Wait, this is saying that the Asian blog says it's a white man, and they say it intentionally, in which a white male urinated on her.
That hand don't look...
Don't look white to me.
Maybe I'm dumb.
Also, the stature doesn't look white.
Different propulsion.
It's a white guy wearing brown human gloves.
Maybe.
Well, that's just an imbecile.
Wait a minute.
They were transcribing the New York Post.
But they called it the horrifying incident in both.
That's so weird.
So they took the New York Post article, and then they just added white to the black guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Even this part here.
Well, that's a quote, but in the same area.
It says 3-3.
Again, I'm not saying Asians aren't getting attacked.
I'm just saying it's part of a bigger crime problem.
Oh, yeah, Andy No was talking about this.
How 27% of attacks on Asians are blacks.
Black on Asian, and it's mostly black males.
Black males are 7% of the population, not 13.
So 7% of the population is responsible for 26% of the attacks.
That's four times.
Now go back.
I mean, go down.
He explains it much more concisely in the next one.
Can you move it over, though?
Probably should get a new TV at some point.
A simple way to look at this is for every black victim of Asian on black violence in the U.S., there are around 5,000 Asian victims of black on Asian violence.
This complicates a narrative around white supremacy.
Stop Asian hate.
So the solution, by the way, to that is you just say, fuck Andy No.
He's a dick.
And that was actually, go to jump to 35.
This Armenian dude who works at Yahoo News, what's his name?
Alex Nazarian.
Nazarian?
Goddarian.
I got some dragons in there.
Kind of scary.
No claimed the milkshake, you remember when he got milkshake, contained concrete.
Far more likely, it was a vegan blend heavy on cashew butter.
And he keeps going with this.
By the way, Andy didn't say it was a cement milkshake.
The police did.
Because they were confiscating cement milkshakes.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Say more on that?
How a right-wing troll managed to manipulate the mainstream media.
And then they use a picture of him covered in a milkshake after they had beat the shit out of him.
With his eyes chemically burned.
Yeah.
Is he lying?
Who tweeted that?
That's the Rolling Stone article, but Sam Winchester.
Yeah, they're shameless.
And they talk about that guy, Alex Nazalola.
Naz Ryan says, Naz Ryan Romlola.
Oh, the way Andy No talks in his book, you'd think that he was reporting on the fall of Rome.
It's just this eye-rolling shit where you can tell it's someone who's never been in a fight.
That's the problem.
And when you see that weak little man, no, that's his toughest picture.
Cut and paste his name into images.
And we'll see what he really looks like.
And I bet he looks like that same guy, TJ Blowchuck or whatever the guy was from yesterday, who told the reporter that, I will destroy you.
Yep.
Called it.
You're right.
Called it a meek child.
If you read Chuck Zito on Twitter, I don't know if he's even on Twitter, but you're not going to see things like, I will destroy you and what a bullshit artist and eye rolling at someone's pain.
You'll see a very polite guy.
You'll see someone where you think, well, that's how someone like this should talk.
That's because Chuck Zito could kill you with one punch.
Actual tough guys don't talk tough on the internet.
And they don't pose with pictures like that.
They don't have pictures like that.
Yeah, they don't try to look like Selena's dad.
Selena, you got to put the washing machine.
What's 3-3?
Black on Asian?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Sorry.
That's the thing we just saw.
And then 3-4.
I think we're ignoring the elephant in the room here, which is there's a lot of black criminals out there, and they are racist.
And yes, they're attacking old Asian women, but they're attacking everyone.
Racist black man stabs 12-year-old boy in the neck at McDonald's while ranting about white devils.
And just like this mass shooter, part of their paranoia is fueled by the media telling them that cops hunt them for sport.
So you end up hating white people because the media justifies your hatred on a daily basis.
So I blame the media for a lot of this brainwashing.
If you're stupid and crazy and you read the news, you're going to end up stabbing a 12-year-old white boy.
It was a box cutter.
He grabbed the kid, tacked him to the ground, and slit his throat from behind.
Can you fucking believe that?
Can you imagine the terror in the family?
He thought the cops, bit somebody as he was getting arrested or getting removed from the restaurant.
White devils, racial slurs.
We should probably mention Bristol here before we jump to the mailbag.
Bristol's on fire.
So the police said we're worried about riots.
This Antifa BLM shit is getting dangerous.
We want to be able to arrest people for rioting.
I don't know the nuance of the bill.
So if it is egregious, I guess I understand why you're mad, but it's not.
We can tell it's not.
And their behavior has shown us that the police were right.
They said, we're worried about rioting.
We want to be able to arrest these people.
They started beating the shit out of cops and burning down Bristol, which is a beautiful little town made on mud, built on mud.
And unlike New York that has bedrock, you can build skyscrapers.
But in Bristol, you can't really go more than four or five floors.
So it's got this cute little small town ceiling where it can never be a big metropolis.
Tricky's from Bristol.
Massive Attack is from Bristol.
I love Bristol.
But what's really going on here has nothing to do with the law being egregious.
It has everything to do with British people wanting to riot.
Rioting is fun, and they wanted to try it.
So they said, all right, this is as good a time as any.
You brought up the word riot in this law, so we're going to riot.
We can't, we didn't have any slaves, we can't, and you didn't shoot any black kids, so we can't do that.
Look, attempted murder on the police.
It burned down the...
Show some of the pictures.
See, this is why we can't just be a normal radio news show.
We want to see this.
Defund the police.
Look, is that someone concerned about legislation?
No, that's someone partying.
Look at that.
Is that someone concerned with legislation?
Does he think he's dressed as a black guy?
Look at this guy.
This is the Capitol all over again.
Yeah.
Although the Capitol had more justification or more frustration than this.
What are you sick of?
The Bristol police are doing what to you?
In a quaint, cute, fun little town.
There's Kevin Smith.
Hey, man, I saw in Batman they were doing this stuff, man, and all that shit, so I figured come down here.
So there's this woman, Nadia Witholm, the youngest MP in Britain, and she refuses to condemn the acts.
And it's because she's Antifa.
She's a radical leftist, and they like this stuff.
When Tommy Robinson was arrested, we saw politicians and judges looking out the window, sneering and smiling.
Happy.
There's a you got to understand that the mainstream left in politics, and I'm talking about political elected officials, love Antifa.
Go ahead.
I don't want to see.
Nadia, do you want to take this opportunity now, having listened to the rest of the panel?
Keir Starmer, your party leader, has also condemned the violence along with the Mayor of Bristol.
Do you want to condemn the violent scenes that we have just shown all our viewers from last night?
Of course, Joe, I don't want to see violence against anybody.
So you condemn it.
And I wish everybody who's been hurt in this recovery.
I'm not going to, as I've already said, I'm not going to get into the business of condemning protesters until we know exactly what's happened.
Right, but if you're condemning the violence, you do have to condemn some of those people that we can see quite clearly from the pictures were setting fire to police vans, police officers, and they were attacking the police, responding actually to what Anita said.
They were beating the shit out of the police and broken bones.
I don't want to see violence being perpetrated against anybody, and I wish everybody who's been harmed a speedy recovery.
But as I say, I'm not going to get into condemning protesters when we don't know if we need a full investigation.
It's hard with the uglies to tell how old they are.
On the side of protests.
But then look at this.
Is it 3-7?
No.
Sorry, if you go one tweet below that tweet, go back to that tweet, you can see what she's really all about.
Go below that?
Yeah, that one.
What did she say?
I celebrate these acts of resistance.
We need a movement that will tear down the systematic racism and the slave owner statues that symbolize it.
We need to win a government that will always be on the side of this movement.
Systemic.
Black Lives Matter.
Black Lives Matter is so weird in Britain because what's their history with racism?
They didn't have slavery and they had a massive influx of Jamaicans, which, yes, there was some riots and fighting.
It is weird when any new group completely just appears out of nowhere and becomes an integral part of your society.
But within no time, they were totally assimilated, drinking pints of Guinness at the pub, going to the soccer matches, loved and adored.
Ska music, the specials, everyone loved them.
So what's the beef here?
The only racial tension in Britain is Muslim and non-Muslim.
And that's blacks are on the non-Muslim side.
Blacks were in the EDL.
Blacks are soccer fans.
Blacks are working class.
Anyway, what a mess Britain is.
But it's just funny that they said, we want to enforce some sort of anti-riot thing.
And they said, fuck, you rioted.
All right, let's go to the mailbag.
I like this shorter show.
It's still pretty darn long.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a damn.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Ryan, you're gay.
Now, I did something kind of exciting today.
Ooh.
I blue flagged.
Who's flagged?
Shit.
Is that an Indian name?
Okay, forget it.
Maybe I'll do that as a different show.
Because there's too much new news.
But I had previously read like 100 emails and found some good ones.
But that's a pretty evergreen thing.
We could make that a banked show for when we travel or something.
G. Money and Reitard after the horrific shooting that occurred in Colorado.
Mina Harris, who is the niece of Kamala Harris, is she the one who got that modeling gig?
The ugly one with the hairy armpits?
No.
No, this is the one who has like a fashion blog or something, and they got mad at her for using her aunt to promote her business.
The Atlanta shooting was not even a week ago.
Violent white men are the greatest terrorist threat to this country.
For the record, most mass shooters are black.
Most serial killers are black.
I know you've heard of Dylan Roof and Charles Manson and Ted Kaczynski.
That's because they get more media attention.
But when you look into the racial makeup of serial killers, mass shooters, I'm afraid they're disproportionately black.
Look at this.
What?
What are you showing me?
This is a Mina Harris tweet.
I know.
I just read it out.
Oh, wait.
Sorry, that's different.
I deleted a previous tweet about the suspect in the bullish shooting.
I made an assumption based on his being taken into custody alive and the fact that the majority of mass shootings in the S are carried out by white men.
That's just false, Mina, you silly cow.
Majority of mass shootings by race.
In the U.S. 2021.
Okay.
66 black.
How is this...
Oh, between 1982 and 2021 by shooters.
How do they define mass shooting?
Oh, and you also, see, this is what they do with the stats.
They don't go with regard to their representation in the population.
There you go.
Mass shooting database.
Go up a bit?
No, no, no, up to the top of that.
You ignored nine years of evidence in favor of some rushed political edits, sweaty.
Even though you're anti-racist, anti-science bigot, I hope you have a swell week.
Oh, this is below that MENA thing.
Yeah, the way they get the white numbers up is they just go by sheer numbers and not representation.
And of course, the majority of shooters in Japan are Japanese, but it's the disproportionate number that are black.
Let me see that link you had before.
Click on that.
And what's that big picture?
Well, right here.
My shootings with a known perpetrator, 24.
Okay, black is 62%.
Latino, 15%.
White, 23%.
So there's 24 total.
16 black, 6 white, 4 Latino, Asian, 0.
Come on, Asians.
We got to get those numbers the same.
You want more Asian mass shooters?
No, but honestly, they should arm themselves.
Stop being pussies.
It's like watching a retarded kid get beat up at school.
It's like...
It's not going to be...
How are they going to get armed, Ryan?
In San Francisco or New York City?
Good luck.
Well, in Chinatown, we don't know what goes on there.
Magic and chickens running with their heads off.
Magic and chickens.
And centipede.
Here are some other compiled tweets of lefties assuming.
And then he sends a twitchy link.
Caleb Hull's massive thread screenshotting idiotic leftists who jump to politicize boulder shooting and push a narrative that's now falling apart as straight fire.
Straight fire.
Safe fire.
So he's got like a million.
It's always an angry white man, always.
And they are always angry about women.
Amy Siskin is at the top of the list.
George Hahn, when a white guy with an AR-15 kills a bunch of people, is the motive really relevant?
Who is George Hahn?
I'm always interested in seeing who these people are.
Oh, he's taking screenshots because he knows they're going to fucking delete their shit.
Ancient Chinese secrets are gay.
Alcohol and Downey.
Alcoholic and Downy.
I found these insane videos of this fucking nerd totally defying the stereotype of being incel.
He picks up shits better than anyone I've ever seen.
Funny part is, he's actually very talented and can turn one into a broken fire hydrant.
Blew me away.
Timestamp.
No time stamp needed.
Yeah, well.
Thanks.
Joe R., Confederacy.
I recently discovered Mr. H.K. Edgerton, who proves once again that there's a lot more to the story of almost everything we've been taught.
There's an entire history of black, Jewish, and Indian Confederates all relegated to the dustbin of inconvenient truths.
In objection to the way the thugs were silent on Thursday.
And also, it's been very rewarding to have a dialogue with some of these students and a few of their professors.
There's no nuance with that whole Confederate thing.
It's just they all wanted slavery, even though maybe 2% of the South owned slaves.
And they're all elites.
These soldiers had nothing to do with these elites.
And Abe Lincoln himself said, if I could maintain the Union without freeing one slave, I would.
Oh, so that's Abe Lincoln saying his motive is not slavery, his motive was unity.
Interesting.
So that's like us taking up arms and being passionate about a fight about farmers not having certain equipment in modern day.
Yeah, I don't think that's, it seems like, you know, the right for the rich to have Ferraris.
I wonder what the percentage of actual, you know, what slavery actually factored into that war.
There's a lot of things going on.
Hey, Mr. McKinnison Ryan, James O'Brien is a category A asshole.
Here he is talking on a Jewish caller worried about Nazi Corbyn winning and the consequences it will have for Jews.
For the record, Jeremy Corbyn is a rabid anti-Semite who fucking hates Israel and sees Palestine as, you know, these downtrodden heroes.
He says Israel is an apartheid state.
So that Jewish person was right to call in concerned.
Look at his face.
Who is this guy?
He's not even in the shot.
The first is the Jackie Walker and her film and the talk about the slave trade and Jews involved with that.
Well, that is exactly what the man on the train was abusing that young Jewish family saying.
That is this trickle-down of anti-Semitism.
She's been expelled from the past.
Yeah, she's been expelled, but how long did it take to expel her?
This was the, you know, she's the vice chairman.
But what else can they do but expel her?
But it shouldn't even be a question.
And then the other what it is they've expelled.
They've expelled her.
What more could they do?
James, I'll give you another one because I'm a big fan, but you've actually had this gentleman on your show recently, which is Ken Loach, who, when asked about the Holocaust, says history's there to be discussed.
Isn't it weird that this is video?
What's video about this?
Thank God we got it on tape.
I get to look at his weird mail pattern baldness.
Is this like secret hidden camera footage that he didn't want released?
This man is front and center of the labor campaign.
He was at the movie.
I think he said that after he was in the studio, but that's not Jeremy Corbyn.
But the point is that this man is embraced by Jeremy.
One of my biggest inspirations is the neighbour from Home Improvement hiding his face on the other side of the picket fence.
Shut up.
Wilson.
He shouldn't be.
He's saying the Holocaust history is there to be discussed.
This is a very good idea.
Which you take as a potential Holocaust denial.
I think you'd be perfectly entitled not to as well.
So in the examples of Jeremy Corbyn being explicitly anti-Semitic, we've got a woman who's been expelled from the Labour Party and a film director.
What about things he has said or done himself?
Jeremy Corbyn, it's already been discussed about the wreath and the mural and all that, but he's not.
But that's anti-Israel.
I actually think that's a very important thing.
Yeah, anti-Israel's not anti-Semitic.
I hate that fucking argument.
That's so retarded.
That is more of this liberal pretzel shit where they twist themselves into knots trying to justify their behavior.
And it's actually a great piece of proof that modern liberals are just Bolsheviks.
If Jews can turn on Israel, then all they care about is winning.
They don't even care about their own survival.
No, the wreath.
The wreath, what?
Jews were killed.
And this as well is an interesting thing to tell you.
It's a four-minute clip.
I don't know if you want to.
Yeah, okay, we get it.
Some dude there was doing a James O'Brien impression.
Carl explains why he wants to leave his marriage.
He's too in the Sharlandon.
What's on your mind, mate?
Hello, James.
I'm an happily married man, but I think that when this whole lockdown saga's over, I'm not going to remain in it.
I'm going to go into the singles market.
I'm sorry to hear that.
If you'll excuse my audacity, why don't you want to remain?
I mean, it just looks better, don't it?
With all these apps like Tinder and Plenty of Fish and that.
You must have seen them.
Yes.
And it just looks like I will have more control and more independence over who I sleep with and when I sleep with them.
I understand you, May, and I don't want to get cross with you.
So forgive me if this makes me sound somewhat sanctimonious or pietistic or I don't know what word to use.
Unctuous comes to mind, but I can't help but conclude that you're voting to leave because you've simply been inundated with a torrent of toxic lies.
A torrent of toxic lies.
No, I get it.
He's making fun of Brexit.
Jeremy's.
That would be his argument for a Brexiter.
That was okay.
He does a Tony Soprano impression.
He says, I wasn't talking to you.
Yeah, I get it.
He's calling his wife a pig, basically.
Very good, very good.
Okay, I'm also...
A little too.
No, that was good.
I like his faces.
Saying it.
So I was recently sent a copy of that tape, and what the feds didn't tell you was that your mother and you were actually in another conspiracy against you, unfortunately.
The fuck you talking about?
Okay, so do you remember the time when you were checking your freezer once and there was absolutely no ice cream left in it?
Yeah, I fucking remember that.
Clap said there's some douchebag broke in a stove with some shit.
Yeah, we were all told that.
Said it was an inside fucking job, poo.
I drove around the whole fucking North Jersey looking for the same cookies and cream flavour for about an hour.
Yeah, so I think this tape actually answers that exact question.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
The fuck are you trying to say here?
I'm going to put it, Tony.
The tone's tone is a little off.
I'm just saying it.
It's a little higher like this.
It's got more of a bubble.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
This guy is muffled.
This guy's talking into a sponge.
Hey, Gavin Rygai, you inspired me to join my local boxing gym a few weeks back on a whim.
I did some wrestling and BJJ.
What's Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu?
Oh, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu over the years, but this is my first time working with striking.
The workouts are excruciating.
Fellow members of my gym are savages, and I feel like a wet noodle after every class.
Welcome to the club.
Cupcake?
Any general words of wisdom for a total boxing noob?
Well, I did a whole video on this, on how to box, and it's all about cheating.
If you're doing stairs, you can hide at the top of the stairs.
When you're doing rope, find a rope that doesn't quite fit you so you can go, oh shit.
And you're supposed to do three rounds of shadow, three rounds of rope, three rounds of speed bag.
I do two of each.
Three rounds is insane.
That's 40 minutes to warm up.
The workout itself is barely 40 minutes.
No, I'm not doing that.
What else?
Oh, when you're sparring, start out with very light taps.
So he's not going to hit you hard if you're not hitting him hard.
What else?
Oh, when you're hitting the bag, really make it loud.
Then they think you're pounding it.
You'll get caught eventually, but that would be my number one piece of advice.
Like, you're sitting in bed, you don't feel like getting up, you don't feel like going there, and you're a little hungover, you don't feel like wailing on a bag.
Yes, that is exhausting if you're going to do an excellent job.
If you're going to be half-assed about it, all of a sudden, it doesn't seem so scary going to the gym.
So you want to lower the bar, lift less weights, hit the bag less hard.
And oh, here's my last piece of advice, and this isn't in the video.
What's the matter?
You can't find it?
I got the old one, but the other one's on the other hard drive.
But it is on the site.
You put up on the site.
So true.
Why wouldn't you do that, you fucking tard?
Because you're still not doing that.
You know, the online, it's got to buffer and all that, so I figured I got the raw.
Oh, it would be slower if you were to get it on the site.
I thought, I mean, if it actually plays, play speed versus play speed.
Your English accent gives me nightmares.
It makes me feel hot.
Milo said it was good.
He's like, that's actually pretty good.
But that's when he wanted to bang me, maybe.
Yeah.
My last piece of advice is for sparring, and this is new.
I just figured this out recently.
When you go into the ring and you're sparring, just go, I'm going to get hit.
This is going to suck.
Like when you go and you get the COVID test and they put the thing right up your nose, that fucking sucks.
So for this, you just exact same thing.
Like I've actually thrown myself into the COVID test and just been like, bye, bitch.
And I've done that with street fights where I've just said, this guy, you have to fight him.
I'm too scared to.
So I'm just going to send you in there.
And then you just leave your body and you watch as this poor you has to go up and brawl with this dude.
So you do the same thing with this sparring.
You just go, I'm going to get a headache.
My forehead's going to be tender for four days.
I might crack a rib.
That sucks.
Chilloo, you got a box.
This is from Adam.
I wonder how the media will show this one.
This is a really dumb thing to do.
The story's unfolding by the minute, and then you send me something going, oh, it turns out the shooter's white.
How do you think the media is going to handle that?
Obviously, by the time we read this the next day, there's going to be a lot more revelations.
Dumb letter.
You're not texting me as a buddy.
So I'm not going to get, oh, he's probably Muslim.
Not sure if you've already seen this bad movie, but if you haven't, check out The Green Room.
Totally in Your Wheelhouse.
It's about a punk band that plays a show for neo-Nazis.
Only Saving Grace for the movie was when it came out in 2015, so you don't get bashed over the head with Orange Man Bad.
Total dog shit movie.
Yes, I'm familiar with The Green Room.
I didn't think it was that bad.
There was a couple mistakes with the skin heads and their boots and shit, but I thought it was kind of thrilling.
Oh my god, I just remembered a letter.
Oh shit.
Gotta go.
Someone to see the Kevin James as a Nazi movie.
Oh, yeah.
No, someone sent us in this chick and they said this is probably more your type.
And it is, I don't want to simp out, but she is absolutely insane.
Huh?
And this is going to take us a while.
This is a tweet from Jack Pesobic pointing out Ilhan Omar's different takes on shooters.
Oh, that sounds fun.
Less than one week between these tweets.
And what do they say?
So this one was the shooter's race or ethnicity seems front and center when they aren't white.
Otherwise, it's just a mentally ill young man having a bad day.
Narrative drive are responses to these awful crimes committed against innocent people.
Pay attention to those responses and who was targeted.
And then before, it was, it isn't hard to understand why it's so normalized for law enforcement to protect the humanity of white mass shooters and their willingness to continually make excuses for them.
Hmm.
Sounds like a lot of fun.
Yeah.
I'm still trying to dig up that fucking email with the smoke show.
In the meanwhile, Ashley Sinclair posted this video of her asking lefty politicians if they know what an automatic assault weapon is.
You know when you see it.
That's probably it's like porn.
Can you define an assault weapon?
You know what it is when you see it.
Yeah.
Well the assault weapons is where you can semi-automatically build weapons.
And also when you put in the um mic hike microphone.
I would say the AR-15 definitely qualifies.
Everything that is a military assault weapon is an assault weapon.
Well, I think there's Globetrotter the best answer and it was bullshit.
It was you know what it is.
That's another way of saying I had no idea.
I can't find this.
Well, I think there's a lot of different kinds.
I mean there are different types of weapons.
It's like the military style.
Hey guys, I'm Ashley.
There's like the military style.
Democratic candidates who want to ban assault weapons.
I'm Yang, but those things are like bang bang.
What is an assault weapon?
Hey Ashley, you want to be attractive?
Get some zits.
Knock a tooth out or something.
Yeah, put on 20 pounds.
We're sick of looking at tens.
If we were your boyfriend, we couldn't relax.
You know, you bring it to a party and we would go, holy shit.
A semi-automatic assault weapons.
Assault weapon ban.
We also need a renewed assault weapons ban.
None of these assault weapons should be legal.
Oh, that's enough.
Dear the Gav, Monday's episode regarding that caller in James O'Brien's show that you were green screen led me to screening, sending you this.
You might shrug it off.
You might call it the smoking gun.
Either way, I don't give a shit.
P.S., why aren't you on Telegram anymore?
I visited Kenya as the first sitting American president to come from Kenya.
Oh, there was also, in the write-up he did for his book, back before he was even, I think, a professor, they had About the Author, and in his About the Author, it said born in Kenya that he wrote.
So is that racist?
What's this now?
Well, first of all, it's true I'm not here.
I was not born in white.
I wasn't born in the United States.
I got more kingdoms.
And so I think people saw my election as proven as testimony that our society has continued to become more and more.
Is he being sarcastic, maybe, you could argue?
Or that you can't trust anything?
That could be vocal manipulation.
I've heard Trump sing Take On Me by Aha, and it sounds perfect.
Oh, really?
A set of shared ideas.
We are still on me.
Anybody has a chance to make it through misleading, dishonest practices, if they try.
Shocked this is.
Somebody named Barack Hussein Obama from Kenya, from Africa, without the elected president of the United States.
I'm shocked that a question like that would come up at a time when we got so many other things to do.
Well, I'm not that shocked, actually.
It's fairly typical.
We got other business to attend to.
I was pretty confident about where I was born.
I think most people were as well.
And my hope would be that the presidential election reflects more serious issues than that.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Appreciate it.
Well, lots of people are talking about the James O'Brien thing.
Thank you for the recent green screen on James O'Brien.
Regrettably, I couldn't disagree more with your assertion that he's a prick.
Anyone who's listening to him for a reasonable amount of time knows he's a cunt.
The way he sits there twisting his beard, pulling these ridiculous arguments makes me want to puke.
LBC used to have a semblance of testicular fortitude, but it's gone totally woke lately with diversity hires like Black MP, Race Eddie, Race Race, Race, David Lammy.
Talk radio has jumped way ahead of LBC, especially after being banned.
Whilst I have you're here, take a look at my hometown in the UK, Tinemoth, near Newcastle.
It's way more MAGA than the South and only an hour away from the England-Scotland border.
Video is 15 minutes long.
Nuki!
Can you have a pint of Nukie Brown Ale?
Yeah, I like Newcastle.
That's a long, boring one.
David Ryan had a thought about that posh radio host who said, no, it's racist to question a black man's birth certificate.
When do they believe it's okay to question or criticize a person of color?
I'm white.
My wife is a woman of color.
I couldn't imagine a successful marriage where one person could not criticize the other.
Is this radio host against interracial marriage?
Is he pro-segregation?
Their rules do not work in the real world.
All right.
Now, the final video I sent you, you showed it accidentally a second ago.
We'll show it now.
This guy has the sprinkles.
Now, wait a minute.
I shouldn't say that.
Sometimes someone has the sprinkles in one clip, but they don't have the sprinkles.
I think this guy's kind of a boring drag queen, but he just made an incredibly funny little clip.
I looked at his other stuff.
It's not that great.
So this isn't me saying I've discovered a new comedian.
This is just, I discovered a guy that made a really fucking hilarious video.
I think as you get older, you realize that it's actually the small stuff that becomes more complicated and the bigger things just kind of resolve themselves.
You know, like I still don't know how to wear a beret, but I can totally deal with my dead dog busting through my chest because a couple of mice are, you know, chasing it around with the dirty tampon.
That stuff is like whatever.
Is this even like, I don't know if this is on right.
I feel like such an idiot.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.