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March 15, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E85 - F THE NYT

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	Live from New York, it's get off my log with Kevin McGinnis.
	I'm so happy.
	Too much goofy.
	I'm so ugly.
	Thank you, Ghisael, for noga ares.
	That song was story.
	I guess the guy is Russo.
	Kind of reminds me of 80s, like putting on the ritz.
	Remember Taco?
	Yeah.
	Umbrellas in their midst.
	Putting on the ritz.
	But she's an interesting character who took a lot of music in university, a lot of post-secondary music studies and very eclectic variety of songs.
	If I was her dad and she goes, Father, I want to go to Jerusalem to study music.
	And then I will become a pop artist and combine all the musics together.
	I go, no, not paying for that, you stupid.
	You're not going to make any good songs.
	You're going to suck.
	You're not going to have any hits.
	No, but the odds of being a pop star and being successful at it and paying the bills are one in a million.
	In the sense that...
	But you know who else did that?
	And she kind of reminds me of her, is this chick Tunyard's probably gay, probably not a fan of the Gavr.
	But she took African music studies in college.
	Every dad's nightmare to spend your life savings on your daughter studying African music.
	Why did she study it?
	Because I'll become like an expert on different types of music and then I'll combine them all and make my own type of music that'll be a hit.
	No, it won't.
	Yes, it will.
	It was.
	It is.
	Check this out.
	It's a good elbow tap.
	Moving to his neighborhood, he'll never make a sound.
	Cool, eh?
	Yeah, that's really interesting.
	She's talking about living in Bushwick.
	That's a female voice, huh?
	Yeah.
	Huh.
	I didn't know that at first.
	I thought he was a cool guy until I saw he looks like a frumpy Les.
	But a true artist.
	And then you go, well, you're just a one-hit wonder.
	No, she's had a ton of hits.
	Her dad was wrong to deny her.
	I'm just guessing, by the way.
	Trust the plan.
	That's what she looks like.
	So scroll down, and she's really cool to see live.
	Yeah, this is Water Fountain.
	I could not go to this.
	I'd be murdered.
	That's hard.
	Just wear a mask and a cowboy hat.
	Oh yeah, you could dress really weird there.
	No water in the water fountain.
	Writing songs is such a unique...
	I was thinking about this all week.
	And I talked about it on the show.
	It's such a rare talent that you probably shouldn't pursue it.
	You should be a cover band.
	A fraction of 1% of the population could write songs.
	There's tons of cool songs out there.
	Just do covers.
	That's all anyone wants to see.
	And if you are that Paul Simon, that Shane McGowan, that Toon Yards, it'll just happen naturally.
	You won't be able to fight it.
	I saw this great documentary in the weekend called Croc of Gold, and it's all about Shane McGowan's life.
	They really like to emphasize his six years in Tripani or Tipperary, where he was in rural Ireland with his Irish-Irish people in the Commons.
	Do we really remember up to zero to six?
	No.
	I don't think we do.
	I mean, I was in England till I was five.
	I have zero memories of England.
	And I also don't have an English accent anymore.
	That was pounded out of me in about six months.
	But Shane McCowan says this at Tapar de Marne.
	Actually, because he's such a drunk, he fluctuates from his bonafide English accent to his affected Irish accent.
	And then all the songs are in an Irish accent, which is weird.
	Because for all intents and purposes, Shane, you're English.
	Sorry.
	See that?
	They really focus on those days and how he never wanted to come home.
	And then there's another weird angle in it where they talk about how horrible the English were and how it was hard to get a job in Ireland.
	You had to go to England.
	You were seen as a second-class citizen.
	And then he proceeds to make tons of money doing whatever he does, whatever he wants.
	Like he drops out of school.
	He gets a scholarship to go to a private school.
	His dad doesn't like it because it's too posh and too English.
	So then he becomes a construction worker and he's making piles and piles of cash.
	And then he discovers punk, where all of a sudden he's a male model because they like ugliness.
	And that's a huge success.
	Actually, you know what was a fucking trip about the movie?
	I'm watching it, eh?
	And guess what I see?
	What do you see, fuck?
	I'll tell you what I fucking see, fuck.
	Sid Vicious.
	No kidding.
	I fucking swear to God, eh?
	That should be in recent.
	I'll send it to you right now, fuck.
	I think I also saw Paul Cook, the drummer of the Sex Pistols.
	But yeah, I'll email you these pictures right now.
	Select?
	Bonk bonk.
	Johnny Depp had something to do with it.
	Johnny Depp's in it.
	He produced it.
	And he is.
	I would be so embarrassed if he was my brother.
	Why wear a hat when you can wear a hat, scarf, and a ring on every finger?
	Well, me too.
	He's already embarrassing, right?
	But yeah, I'd be wearing a burqa today if my brother was Johnny Depp.
	Now, he did the same thing with Hunter S. Thompson.
	He subsumes the personality of the cool guy.
	He likes, and he has good tasting cool guys.
	Shane McGowan, Hunter S. Thompson, Gibbie Haynes.
	Those guys are inarguably cool.
	Keith Richards.
	Those guys are cool.
	You're not.
	You're annoying.
	And I understand that he had to subsume Hunter's personality because he was about to play him in fear and loathing.
	So he's imitating him all the time.
	And I'm sure that's a little bit annoying when you're talking to someone and they're doing...
	They're doing a Gavin while you're hanging out with them?
	Yeah, that's got to be like really dumb.
	That's got to get on your nerves.
	But they're doing a movie.
	But Johnny Depp's not playing Shane McGowan.
	So while he's, there's a weird thread we keep coming back to where Shane, who, by the way, is dead.
	Shane McGowan died about five years ago.
	He's weekend at Bernie's.
	He's in a wheelchair.
	I'm surprised they keep his eyes open.
	I guess he used toothpicks.
	Half the movie's in his chair like this.
	He can't sit up.
	And they have subtitles because he's rambling his words.
	There he is.
	Hi, Shane.
	He looks like a million bucks in that clip.
	He looks much worse in the film.
	That's just sad, no.
	He's as Irish as I am English.
	Should I be patriotic about my English roots?
	What?
	Might have to send that again.
	What do you mean, send what?
	Oh.
	You sent the picture?
	When you move into my neighborhood, you better make a sound.
	Doesn't John Depp kind of like kind of hack?
	Wait, you call him John Depp?
	John Depp.
	Yeah.
	Jack.
	Jack Depp.
	Doesn't he kind of like hacky cool guys?
	I've sent it to myself like an absolute Tardo.
	Like, he likes the guys that are right below the mainstream cool guys.
	It's not hard to find the cool guys that he finds.
	It's not like he's digging deep.
	Yeah, like Keith Richards is kind of known to Earth as the coolest guy in the world.
	Hunter Thompson, believe it or not, he's made the rounds.
	Yeah.
	A couple of ladies have sucked him off.
	I think it was three.
	But yeah, in the movie, Shane McGowan has this weird laugh where he goes.
	He's always had that laugh.
	It's what lazy people do or people who are drunk out of their minds.
	But Johnny Depp starts doing it in the film.
	Oh, sorry, I went off tangent.
	So there's a weird thread where Johnny, Shane's wife, and Shane are all hanging out in some like abandoned pub or something.
	They keep coming back to that.
	What?
	And then during that scene, Johnny Depp starts getting a little bit of an Irish little to it, which is imitating Shane's accent, which is an affectation in and of itself.
	Shane McGowan has a British accent.
	He has an English accent.
	You move somewhere when you're six and live there till you're fucking 60, then that's going to be your accent.
	I promise you.
	Unless you're like Chinese and you only hang out with Chinese people.
	There's Sid.
	Look at that.
	Young.
	That must have been like 75.
	There he is again.
	And it's not mentioned in the film.
	I don't think anyone noticed.
	It's undeniably him.
	Oh, it's definitely him.
	Weird.
	That's how small the scene was.
	Billy Idol, Suzy Sue.
	Anyway, it's a really good movie.
	And my favorite part about this movie is it doesn't pull any punches.
	Like they talk to his sister, and after you're seeing this guy, you got to find Shane McGowan.
	Is there a trailer?
	Just put in Shane McGowan Crock of Gold.
	And maybe they'll have clips from it because it's fucking pathetic.
	What an incredible songwriter.
	God look down on his little card in Iron.
	He's the little boy that I'm going to use to save Irish music.
	Irish.
	To save Irish music.
	Lyrics are always about fighting, 2020, dying, living.
	You know, the things that everybody does.
	Where we're the potted live band in London.
	He has this great quote where he goes, this is why I brought up this movie.
	He goes, you gotta get, the songs are floating through the air like little dandelion seeds.
	And you gotta grab them.
	That's why we call songs ass, because they're floating about in the air.
	And I gotta grab them before they get to, you know, Paul Simon or something.
	I've got to snatch them out of the air before they get to Paul Simon.
	And they go, you're a poet.
	And he goes, I don't like being called a poet because it means I wasted all that time writing music.
	Very good.
	Which is a very poetic thing to say.
	Then they went on a world tour.
	Well, you know what went wrong is this fucking manager who was getting 20% of the publishing and the shows, so he's drowning in money, had them do 363 shows in a year.
	Now, that's two days off in a fucking year.
	So they're just obviously dialing it in at that point.
	Hungover, wasted on their hangover.
	You know that drunk you get when you're hungover?
	It just feels wrong?
	Anyway, it's a great film.
	And yeah, sorry, as the sister points out, she goes, we lost, that's the sister, we lost him to drink and drugs, I guess, but he's not himself anymore.
	And it's true.
	And then the dad gets on and he says that.
	And I'm so sick of movies where they have someone like Chris Farley.
	I saw a Chris Farley documentary and they go, New York just ate him up and spat him out.
	No, it didn't.
	Chris Farley ate Chris Farley up and spat him out.
	Chris Farley was fucking Asian broths and doing Coke and heroin, parting his ass off and he died.
	He OD'd.
	He overindulged.
	Don't make them out to be victims.
	Shane McGowan was probably the most talented songwriter of my generation and he threw it all away to pursue a career in boozing drugs.
	And if New York ate him up and spit him out, like there's so many people that survive New York, that's almost calling him a pussy.
	Yeah.
	So many people survive New York.
	I understand the family had a lot to do with the Chris Farley dock, and you don't want to disparage your brother and your son and your dad.
	No, he didn't have kids.
	I understand that, but just don't do a documentary.
	It's like that fucking movie where Andre 3000 was Jimi Hendrix, and they couldn't get Jimi Hendrix music.
	Don't do the movie.
	I don't want to hear Jimi Hendrix type music in a Jimi Hendrix.
	Yeah, that's the movie.
	Don't watch it.
	It's a total waste of time.
	What a stage.
	What a stage.
	I had a pretty crazy weekend.
	Drank a lot.
	Discovered a new bar.
	I got invited by a war vet to the American Legion.
	And I came.
	I ejaculated in my pants.
	It is the best.
	It's the best.
	Where are they coming from?
	They're coming all over them.
	It's like there's this bond with vets where, and they're not all vets there.
	Some are cops.
	They're just, it's vets and people that vets like.
	And they can just riff with each other.
	I guess because you've been breaking balls in the military so much, and you know everyone else is brave.
	And the walls have all these different soldiers that go all the way back to World War I. Find your feet, soldier!
	It's just a fucking great place to be.
	Not to mention the price is right.
	$2 a beer is my cup of tea.
	But everyone's buying you rounds.
	So you don't, the only way you end up spending a normal amount of money, like $26, but that's because you bought the whole bar around to make up for all the rounds that were being bought for you.
	I may or may not have wet the bed last night, which it had been months.
	See, I'm not drinking hard liquor for Lent, but if someone hands you a shot, I would be remiss to tell them to fuck off.
	You know?
	I won't love it, but I'll kiss.
	And then I did another crazy thing.
	I decided to sit on my porch.
	Now, as you know, I'm a celebrity, and I'm not very popular, especially in the liberal enclave of Westchester.
	We're actually going to do a deep dive on this New York Times article that was written about Proud Boys and me.
	It's going to take up the whole show, so you might want to click off when we started if you're bored of hearing about Proud Boys.
	But it just summarizes how bad journalists are and how biased the media is against anyone who isn't ashamed of themselves.
	Antifa or black.
	Black Hebrew Israelites, Antifa, all these other groups are fine, but Proud Boys have to suffer.
	They want to make them violent white nationalist terrorists so bad.
	And it leads to guys going to jail.
	And then the takeaway is they get preferential treatment.
	Did Max and John get preferential treatment?
	And there's plenty going to jail from this riot.
	Ethan Nordine, Joe Biggs, Enrique, they're all looking at anywhere from two to 20 years.
	So I guess that article will be long gone by then and it won't look contradictory.
	The article contradicts itself many times, by the way.
	So we're going to go through it.
	I've never green screened an article before, but the New York Times is where Karens get their ideas.
	Oh, I forgot to talk about the book.
	Alien Nation, written by Peter Brimlow.
	There's another one that's like a sci-fi book, so be careful when you're buying it.
	This isn't about aliens.
	It's about illegal aliens.
	And Peter Brimlow has been depersoned, de-platformed, de-everything.
	You'll never see him write a book again.
	But he is one of my favorite authors, a great columnist.
	He wrote The Worm and the Apple, which we've had on this show before.
	And this just explains to you all the problem with immigration.
	I mean, I'm called anti-immigration and inflammatory, but I just, you know, got a lot of what I believe from this book.
	Like this.
	This should be more prevalent, this graph.
	The wedge.
	This gray area is what the American population would be without immigration, and it's pretty normal.
	This is with immigration, with Mexicans mostly.
	And it's a drastic increase in our population, which is not a good thing.
	So you're reading a book from a canceled person, and it's just amazing how rational and intelligent he is.
	Peter Brimlow is one of the smartest people in the world.
	But anyway, yeah, I decided to sit on my porch.
	And these people read the New York Times, so they don't like me.
	And I just see people like staring, freaking out.
	I'm kind of not easy to see.
	I'm off to the side.
	And I see this fat couple, boomers, and they're going really fast on their bicycles.
	And I think, that's good to see.
	I like to see someone exercising when they're fat.
	God gave you a body.
	You should be able to see your dick in the shower.
	Then I realize they're on electric bicycles.
	That's why they're going so fast.
	They're probably 60 years old, and they're zipping around the neighborhood on electric bicycles.
	Get a motorbike, dude.
	Unless you're a Chinese delivery man in Manhattan.
	The fuck?
	An electric bicycle?
	Aren't you embarrassed?
	As Sebastian Manascalco would say.
	Fuck.
	So anyway, he sees me and then he's freaking out.
	Then they circle around and they go, I have an American flag on my lawn.
	And they go, it's by the American flag.
	To the right, to the right, to the right.
	And then you see the woman going, oh my God, she's freaking out.
	And then I go inside to get another beer.
	And as I'm coming back out, there's this Muslim girl, babysitter, staring at the house.
	She goes, oh my God, it is him.
	And I also have a Jamaican poster on my porch.
	She's like, why do you, as I'm walking out, she goes, why does he have that Jamaican poster?
	And then she goes, oh my God, it is him.
	So I go, hello.
	And then they both turn around and start scurrying away.
	So I follow them and I walk over there.
	Is there an issue here?
	Is there a problem?
	Why are you chasing us?
	I'm chasing them.
	And I go, what's your problem here?
	Who are you?
	The dad says.
	It's a little tiny Egyptian man and his heavy-set daughter.
	And they pretend they don't know me.
	I go, cut the shit.
	You know who I am.
	You're staring at the house.
	That's all right.
	I go, yeah, I know.
	It's legal.
	That's why I'm not calling the police or doing something worse.
	I didn't say that.
	I don't want to be threatening.
	I don't want to give them that, you know, just like Biggs and Ordean and Tario gave the New York Times the Capitol riot.
	I don't want to give people that fodder.
	I go, no, let's get specific here.
	What is your problem?
	Didn't you start the Proud Boys?
	We're Muslim.
	We're North African.
	And I didn't say this because I don't want to give them fodder, but I was thinking, oh, you mean the place that invented slavery?
	And you're mad at my American flag?
	Because I overheard her say, yeah, that's probably why he has An American flag.
	Biden's president now.
	Isn't it good to have an American flag if you're a liberal?
	I know they took their American flags down when Trump was president.
	So shouldn't they go back up now?
	I remember post-election, I'm post-sorry, presidency, my local hardware store was instantly out of flags.
	Anyway, so she goes, I'm here.
	I stand up to minorities.
	You don't belong here.
	I stand up for minorities.
	And I just laughed in her face.
	I go, let's hear some specifics.
	What do I believe?
	And they never have anything, of course.
	They just, they stare gobsmacked.
	And then he goes, it's just very weird that you're in such a liberal neighborhood.
	You're in the thick of it.
	This area is for liberals.
	Like, you don't belong here.
	I go, that sounds very intolerant.
	You people are intolerant.
	You're ugly.
	And then she said, you don't belong here.
	You don't belong in New York State.
	The founder of the Proud Boys should be in Alabama or something.
	And I go, that's highly intolerant again.
	And then she storms off.
	So this is not fun.
	It's uncomfortable.
	I know it sounds like I'm just laughing it off, but I'm annoyed.
	And then I go to my son's baseball game, and I told you there was a sign campaign that says, hey, there's no home here, all across every house around me, except my house.
	And that's Amy Siskind organizing a sign campaign.
	She does it regularly.
	And I recognize one of the dads, this Asian dude.
	And I could have said, oh, I know you.
	You're from the sign campaign that terrorized my family.
	Well, here's me and my youngest boy.
	Do you want to terrorize us now?
	But he goes, hi, I'm, and he said his name.
	And I said, Gavin, like, you don't know that.
	And I shook his hand and watched the kids for a little while and then came back to pick them up later.
	I mean, I'm going to be seeing this guy every weekend for a long time.
	And I felt shitty for like, I felt like a pussy for about 12 hours till bedtime and some of the next day.
	And then 24 hours later, I went, no, that's the right thing to do.
	Slow, slow gain.
	Like I did, I don't think it was, I could have come out with my hunches and said, like, you know, fuck you.
	I'm not shaking your hand.
	You're part of that campaign.
	But that's also fulfilling their prophecy.
	I'd rather just slowly lay it out.
	Like, I was reading about the internment camps in, he's Asian, internment camps in the 40s in America.
	I had no idea the scope.
	There was one story actually about this Japanese guy who's moving into a neighborhood and it said, no yellow man here.
	And every single house in the neighborhood had that sign.
	So they're not just terrorizing the quote-unquote yellow man, which, but his family too.
	Can you imagine what that must be like?
	Oh, you know?
	That's good.
	You know?
	Yeah.
	That kind of thing.
	That could be one way to do it.
	Or just to be awesome and best pals.
	And then, ha, okay, well, we'll pick you up.
	And then you go to the house and you go, let's call him Kevin.
	Kevin?
	You're part of the sign campaign?
	I thought we were friends.
	Because I did get a confrontation with another guy who I was friends with.
	I'd been to his house.
	I've cheered on his son.
	And I go, now you're part of the sign shit?
	And he goes, it doesn't mean that hate has no home here.
	It just means we're against hate.
	And I go, oh, what a coincidence.
	I go, you're so fucking weak.
	I didn't say fucking.
	I go, you're so weak.
	You know exactly what it means.
	And I said, if someone asked me to terrorize your family, I'd beat them up.
	And he goes, oh, thanks a lot for that.
	Thanks a lot.
	And then stormed off.
	I think his point being like, you brought up violence or something.
	I don't know.
	Thanks for that.
	So it was a very like roller coastery weekend.
	I think you, did you not put off the vibe to the guy, like when you shook his hand?
	You're like, there's more than just I'm shaking your hand here.
	So yeah, that's enough to like plant the seed.
	Well, I said my name quite loudly.
	Right.
	And I'm the only one in Westchester with that name.
	And everyone knows who I'm.
	Oh, that's another thing she said.
	She goes, everyone knows you live here and they're deeply ashamed.
	It's true, though.
	You should hear them.
	Like my wife's trainer said, she was training these Asians and they said, did you know Gavin McInnes lives here?
	And she goes, yeah, I train his wife.
	He's a good guy.
	Sometimes they don't say that, though.
	Sometimes they go, really?
	Like people where I've stayed at their house and watched the Super Bowl.
	Wow.
	And they go, we're thinking of moving.
	Moving?
	Why?
	Because there's going to be shootouts and a stray bullet might get you.
	When you have like those broadcasts, like you mount the speaker and you broadcast the hate.
	Yeah, when we have the Proud Boys marches through town and everyone just hides and looks out their windows and goes, they're back.
	The artillery attacks.
	I've been living in the city since 1988, so I'm not used to this level of pussiness and boringness and weakness.
	Bunch of slap-jawed fagots around here.
	So you meet these people and I'm the most exciting thing to ever happen to them, which is pathetic.
	Do you come across as a bitch?
	Townies.
	What?
	That's the townies.
	I come across like my daughter's kind of getting into punk, possibly because she's been ostracized by all the normies, which I guess is good, because I like her friends.
	But I gave her my punk coat from when I was 18.
	And it's got the studs on it and the pins.
	And she goes, I don't want this.
	It's kind of gross.
	What?
	Okay.
	I thought this was going to be a big moment.
	It's like you give your son your Rolex.
	Well, I'm passing it on to you.
	I'm too old now.
	This is gay.
	It's a battle jacket.
	It's supposed to be a little grimy.
	My mom gave me her leather jacket, which was a dude's leather jacket, and it's grimy as hell.
	Grime as hell.
	Keep the grime.
	It's grimy as hell.
	Nothing worse than like a brand new shot jacket that you have to break into.
	Exactly.
	You know, it stinks.
	Well, she likes my motorcycle jacket, but I bought it in Glasgow at a thrift store, and the B.O. is so intense that you have to rub deodorant on the outside and the inside until you see white.
	And it lasts for like a month, and then it starts, his unbelievably disgusting stench starts coming through again.
	I am done.
	You're done.
	And I'm done.
	don't send in letters telling me how to get the stench out.
	I've read like nine books on removing stains and smells from leather.
	And I've tried everything, including gasoline.
	But this Armenhammer baking deodorant, whatever, does it.
	My daughter had a bunch of her friends over.
	Did you know teenage girls reek?
	No.
	Yeah, I don't know if it's their estrogen or something, but they'll walk by and you'll get this B.O. wave.
	They're not grunge or anything.
	They're dressed kind of like Maul Goths meets Annie Mae kind of thing.
	But it's just like they don't seem to mind.
	And it's not one.
	I've noticed it many times.
	Like a friend will get in the car.
	And I understand you're thinking probably her friends are like crusty punks with like one dread and stuff.
	No, they're like wearing expensive gear.
	But it's kind of alternative, like Lulla Palooza stuff, you know, like socks on your hand kind of thing.
	Kind of riot girl 90s-ish, baggy, jinko jeans and stuff.
	But whoa.
	Do they not deodorant?
	Because I know they don't shave their legs for a long time.
	Like when I was friends.
	I think they deodorant.
	I had this black female intern when I first started Street Carnage in 08.
	And we were in an office that was like the size of your desk area.
	It was in my apartment.
	I had one of the small guest rooms.
	I made it into a little mini office.
	That didn't work out.
	But she smelled so, and she was rich.
	And she smelled so fucking bad that I thought, I'm inhaling farts basically all day.
	I have to say something.
	It's like particles.
	It's not just.
	Yeah, you're farting in my face.
	If you were going to intern for me and you were a chronic farter, I'd say, can you wear carbon diapers?
	Or maybe we can work on the roof.
	And you could be 10 feet away.
	So what do you do?
	So this is what I came up with.
	I had an Armin Hammer deodorant, which I highly recommend.
	I don't use any other kind.
	It doesn't smell like anything.
	And I fucking hate perfume anything.
	I even hate the smell of deodorant.
	What do you use?
	I forget the brand, but it's like a regular sports stuff?
	It's a solid stick.
	Maybe.
	Maybe.
	It's got to be Armin Hammer.
	It's a solid stick, though, right?
	Yeah, it's white.
	Okay, good.
	Yeah, I don't like it.
	It's not got that greasy gel shit.
	The gel makes me upset.
	I hate when people have their B.O. I've gotten a fight with cab drivers where I'm like, I'll drive to Walgreens right now.
	I'm buying you deodorant.
	It's on me.
	And you can include this in the fare.
	Your rotten skin particles, that's what it is.
	They're digesting fat and it's going up your nose.
	How is that different?
	Like stinky feet, farts, BO.
	It's all putting particles from your body into my body.
	I don't want those particles.
	So anyway, I just left her with some wet wipes and I left her with a stick there on her desk and I said, I'm going to leave the room.
	You can do whatever you want with whatever's there.
	And I'll come back in about five minutes and I won't ask any questions.
	I kit.
	And she said, you just can't handle my French.
	Because I guess she was part French, like from France.
	Okay.
	That's gross to hear.
	But yeah, it's a weird thing.
	And then I go to these old man bars where, you know, they haven't had anyone, they live by themselves in their apartment and they're retired.
	So they just put on the same shirt they had on yesterday.
	So they reek.
	So I've got these teenagers going through puberty with all their estrogen and testosterone reeking up my fucking house.
	Then I go to an old man bar and I'm inhaling fucking old man BO.
	How are you doing, Gavin?
	Gavin?
	Cuomo on the cover?
	I mean, at this point, I don't care.
	You know what I heard Fleckis say?
	He said, eh, all this Cuomo stuff is to distract from the dead people in the old folks' homes, and all this Pepe Le Pew and Speedy Gonzalez is to distract from Biden's catastrophic economy.
	I don't agree with you, Fleckis.
	I'll take it all.
	It's all great.
	Like the Pepe Le Pew stuff, what that does is it makes normies in the Midwest go, what the fuck's happened to my party?
	Fuck the DNC.
	I don't like them anymore.
	So that's good.
	Just like the New York Times brainwashes Karens, all that Pipe Le Pew stuff de-brainwashes them and shows them that the fascists are really them, their party.
	So that's good.
	And as far as the Cuomo thing goes, I think it brings more attention to the funeral homes.
	Sorry, the old age homes.
	I think he's on the front page of the post.
	It's been every day for like 10 days.
	So the old folks' homes are going to.
	What else do we got here?
	Poking and prodding.
	Oh, yeah.
	So apparently the vaccine czar was testing people's loyalty because they knew the shit was going to hit the fan.
	And de Blasio is trying to get him out because de Blasio wants to run for office.
	If de Blasio becomes governor of New York, I'm going to beat up every single person in New York.
	Megan Marco wants to run for president.
	Again, nothing would surprise me anymore.
	And then we have, of course, the Grammys.
	Who the fuck cares?
	Can you imagine?
	My wife's super into that stuff, especially the outfits at the beginning.
	And even she was like, I'm not watching this.
	Uh-oh, I might have to take this girl.
	Hello?
	Hey, man.
	Good.
	I was supposed to meet Dan today and I completely spaced.
	I hope he's not angry.
	I have no idea.
	Right, I mean, I'd offered him to give him the plans and the architect letter and all that stuff, but he said he's got it under control, so I'm not sure.
	All right, man.
	Thanks.
	Sorry, folks.
	That's about our new studio, so I have to take those calls.
	Yeah, the Grammys.
	The only interesting thing about the whole thing...
	By the way, white males are evil, right?
	And Oscar's so white.
	There's one white male on this spread.
	It's all mostly women of color, but all women.
	With Harry Stiles being the one white male.
	And he has come out as trans, I think.
	Or at least he's open to it.
	He was wearing a medallion with a boner on it.
	What?
	Yeah.
	And it's like a $450, I think, Gucci or something, necklace.
	And it's a peeled banana.
	And then instead of a banana coming out of the peeling, it's an erect silver cock.
	And he was just recently featured wearing a dress.
	So I guess the only way white males are allowed to be in the spotlight is if they totally demasculinize themselves, emasculate themselves with boners and dresses on.
	Look at them.
	That's the only time we allow white males to appear.
	If they have a boner chained to their necks.
	Okay, you can come on, Harry.
	If you wear a feather boa and there's a boner around your neck.
	Yes, anything.
	I just want to get on the telly.
	You can wear the cross as well.
	As long as it's touching.
	Yeah, we don't mind the cross as long as it's stuck to a boner.
	But anyway.
	My God.
	The only good thing about the, apparently Bill Burr was offensive.
	Ah, so of course.
	Dude.
	Oh, there we go.
	Okay, so get, this is what offends us these days.
	Scroll down and they show someone on Twitter finally found the horrific quote.
	Was I the only one who wanted to kill himself during that piano solo?
	I bought a suit for this.
	I thought it was going to be on TV.
	I'm such a moron.
	I am losing so much money right now.
	All right.
	Shout out to all the rock stars that I wanted to meet tonight who are watching at home instead.
	I'm talking to you, Don Dawkin.
	All right?
	What?
	I'm old.
	That was my first concert.
	All right.
	Here are the next categories.
	All right.
	Hey, how many feminists are like going nuts?
	Why is this cis white male doing all this Latino stuff?
	Yep, that's it.
	That's it.
	And it's true.
	There are tons of feminists.
	Look at the spread I just showed you in the New York Post.
	In the New York Post.
	But go down a bit.
	I love seeing the reactions.
	The Recording Academy needs to own up to this failure selecting Bill Burr as a presenter.
	What a terrible choice.
	He clearly does not recognize how important this is for artists.
	If you can't get a presenter, what are you doing?
	Who gives a fuck?
	How do you expect anyone to take you seriously?
	Bill Burr is xenophobic, sexist, and racist.
	Uh, I wish.
	I wish.
	And the crew just all laughed along with his shit jokes.
	He is an actual embarrassment.
	Burr also presented Best Latin and Rock, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	That's the thing.
	That's the news.
	All right, let's...
	Wait, did you see the baby thing where they emulated the Black Lives Matter riots and shit?
	What?
	Oh, really?
	Let's see.
	Is it this?
	Is it cool?
	So the riots were cool.
	The Capitol is the apocalypse.
	The riots were cool.
	One was mostly white.
	The other was mostly black.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	Accomplices.
	We don't need allies.
	We need accomplices.
	It's bigger than black and white.
	This is not a trend.
	This is our fight.
	Until freedom.
	Until freedom.
	We don't need allies.
	We need accomplices.
	We need you to commit crimes with us, she's saying.
	Accomplices are for crimes.
	Allies are for action that's.
	I got power now.
	I got to say something corrupt.
	It probably's been the problem while I'm talking about I'd be lying.
	If I said it wasn't, I'm going to do this for the trend.
	Boy, they have a cool fire alarm system there not to go up.
	They didn't have a choice.
	I'm a doctor.
	And then I guess they...
	They showed the whole like, who's the guy with the Wendy's?
	Wendy's taser shot.
	I stole a taser from a cop.
	Layton.
	And then about, I don't know, how many people got shot after that in the rioting?
	Oh, a bunch.
	Actually, 15 people got shot yesterday at a club or two days ago in Chicago.
	Didn't hear about that?
	You don't need to tell me that.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Wait, that happened.
	I'm going to write the news.
	This week, 80 black people will be shot in the south side of Chicago.
	11 will die.
	I think 15 died.
	The news.
	I think 15 died.
	I remember my parents did that once.
	Oh, I also had journalists calling my dad this weekend, too, which was harrowing.
	But yeah, I remember my parents did that once.
	They got the newspaper, and before opening it, both of them just said the news.
	And it was like 90% correct.
	Israel, Palestine, all laid out.
	Same shit every day.
	I mean, I could have predicted this New York Post.
	I could have written this New York Post.
	Yeah.
	Grammys.
	Breonna Taylor.
	Can't be single, Breonna Taylor.
	Wait, they just don't like Bill Burr.
	That's why they're just using anything.
	But Bill Burr is pussywhipped, and he won't speak to Anthony Cumia anymore because he's anti-racist or something.
	It's worse.
	When they were shitting on Bill and making fun of his wife for being ugly, Anthony Cumia didn't try to stop them.
	Right.
	And as Anthony points out, like they're stoppable.
	Hey, trolls, stop doing that immediately.
	Right.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That makes him want to troll even harder.
	Half his routines now are about stupid white women and how black women are better and white girls.
	And he sounds like fucking Lizzo.
	All right.
	Let's jump to Proud Boys.
	It's coming up.
	I don't even have a woman's voice in the intro.
	That's your voice, actually?
	I think they actually pitched it down.
	I got a lot here.
	So, I thought this was interesting.
	1-8.
	that New Jersey guy where they sent tanks to his house.
	He had no guns.
	He wasn't a proud boy.
	He bought a proud boy shirt.
	It was in his closet.
	So that's why they call him a proud boy.
	They contacted him.
	He went into the office, sat down, and answered all their questions.
	And then that wasn't dramatic enough.
	The FBI wants to look like they're cracking down on Nazis.
	So they show up with tanks at his fucking house in Queens, driving down the street.
	And of course, he's shooting at them, right?
	And throwing bombs at them?
	Nope.
	He walks out and goes, hi, what's the issue here?
	And they drive away.
	Just like Roger Stone.
	But what did Cernovich say?
	He sat down for a voluntary interview with the FBI in January.
	In March, they sent tanks and grenades to arrest him despite prior cooperation.
	Nice and simple.
	And then this article was weird.
	19.
	Prowboys pepper sprayed the police department and then hung out with them.
	What are you talking about?
	Oh, this is like jackass.
	Like the cop is like the Steve-O of the group.
	So, according to you, they went up to cops, pepper sprayed them in the face.
	The cops went owl, and they said, hey, man, who do you think's going to win in the Super Bowl this year?
	Oh, dude, this is like Jackass.
	They did the whole razor through his head thing where they just shaved the middle of his fucking head.
	No, that's that weird thing where you want to have a flat top.
	You go too short.
	It's a weird look.
	It looks kind of good when you're like this, but it doesn't bow well.
	We will expose your racist department.
	So according to this narrative, the cops love Proud Boys so much that they allow Proud Boys to pepper spray them in the face.
	It's like a weird S ⁇ M abusive relationship.
	What?
	Like, what?
	Where's your logic?
	Racist cop Robert Glow was just promoted to commander.
	He was just chilling with the Proud Boys, with other white cops.
	PB Sprayed.
	Meanwhile, the D.C. police allowed Proud Boys to get stabbed in two separate occasions.
	And the first time they drove around, tried to find the guys.
	The second time they just went, sorry, you were picking a fight.
	They released the stabber?
	They released the stabber.
	Well, they weren't really picking a fight.
	They came to see who was hunting them.
	All right.
	I have a doozy of a deep dive that's going to take a long ass time.
	I did a green screen on an article, or I'm about to do a green screen on an article in The New York Times, and I want to read it with you because there's so much bullshit in it that it perfectly summarizes everything wrong with modern American media, particularly The New York Times.
	So I put this up on parlor.
	I follow Amy Sitkin because she's been stalking my family for many years now and torments everyone I work with because she's a fucking mental patient.
	And I thought this was interesting because she's retweeting or tweeting an article by Alan Foyer of the New York Times.
	Alan is one of these guys who's your buddy and wants you to know that he's fair and he's going to give you a fair shake.
	And he even writes a couple of fair articles about the Proud Boys.
	Although one of them started with the line, first rule of Proud Boys, you have to be white.
	It's like a fight club thing.
	And I said, that's not true.
	So I made him change it.
	But you don't trust these people.
	What they do is they talk to you and they try to gain your trust.
	And then they get enough information, they do some fair shit, and then they're able to stab you in the back.
	And the way they stab you in the back is to take a few examples, three usually, of what they deem as a pattern.
	They make that into an article.
	So you could argue that Ryan is obsessed with black girls.
	You go through his history, you find three black girls, that's a pattern.
	He's got jungle fever.
	Now, it could be three out of 50 and the other 47 are white.
	That doesn't matter.
	That's not how journalism works today.
	It's all about invented patterns.
	And if you are going to do invented patterns, make sure you don't choose any patterns that actually exist, like say black on Asian crime.
	No, you can do white supremacy almost exclusively.
	White supremacy, white males.
	Now, why does Amy and Alan, why are they both so obsessed with white males, specifically pro-family dads?
	Because they fucked up their marriages.
	Alan's wife was a feminist who said, I have to work.
	And he said, can't we settle down?
	Can't we have babies?
	No, I got to get to work.
	He kept doing that, kept doing that.
	Then the marriage fell apart.
	He started fucking some 20-year-old, I don't know, intern or something like that.
	And that's his life now.
	He's just a derelict apartment dwelling loser with no kids, who has no family, and he let his marriage collapse.
	When he sees someone like me and Proud Boys and Joe Biggs, who has a beautiful daughter, or Ethan Nordina who just got married, he thinks, I want to take these down.
	I want to discredit them.
	Because if you can discredit dads, then it doesn't matter that you're not a dad, Alan, because dads are shitheads.
	They storm the Capitol.
	They're domestic terrorists.
	Amy's similar.
	She must be consumed with guilt that she destroyed her husband's life.
	She's a lesbian.
	She married a dude, made a couple kids, and then fucked him over, cheated on him with young chicks.
	Just like Alan.
	They both love their young ladies, and that must make you feel like a shit stain because it's a shitty thing to do.
	Let your family collapse to fuck some young broads.
	So they discredit the family.
	And that's why they focus on Proud Boys because they know it's a pro-dad, pro-masculinity organization.
	Nothing on the Aryan Brotherhood.
	Nothing even really on Oath Keepers or Joey Gibson.
	Similar groups that aren't as obsessed with the family as Proud Boys are.
	Anyway, Amy's favorite quote here is, critics argued that such arrests were rare because police generally favored the Proud Boys over their left-leaning opponents.
	Now, I saw that, and I thought, yeah, they do favor Proud Boys because Proud Boys are usually there totally legally with a permit, unarmed, wanting to de-escalate situations.
	As I've said 9 billion times, we don't go to their things.
	They go to our things.
	So I've never done this before, but I want to do a green screen about an article.
	That's never been done.
	So let's go to the article now.
	Police shrugged off Proud Boys until they attacked the Capitol.
	So, what is the message here with that headline?
	The message is that they ignored this domestic terrorist violence.
	It kept escalating and escalating because the police didn't keep it in check.
	And eventually, it led to an insurrection revolution.
	Mike Pence was almost murdered.
	AOC was almost murdered.
	This is why you have to nip this in the bud.
	And that's what they do at the New York Times is they nip this in the bud so politicians aren't murdered by insurrectionists.
	I mean, it's a fucking idiotic angle to take.
	But plenty of the readers here go, yep, looks good.
	And I don't think Allen really gives a shit if this is true or not.
	That's just his job now.
	I have to make dads look bad.
	It makes me feel good to make them look bad.
	The newspaper wants white supremacy to be a thing.
	So I'll kill two birds with one stone, shit on dads, call them Nazis.
	Two Proud Boys accused of leading a mob to Congress followed a bloody path to get there.
	Law enforcement did little to stop them.
	What a crock of absolute shit.
	You know what's ironic?
	This mob, go back, this mob was there because they were sick of lies that are right above their head right now.
	That's really what that insurrection is about.
	The insurrection was about the New York Times and Allen.
	They had watched people like Allen totally advocate a year of rioting, burning businesses to the ground, destroying them.
	They'd watched the media say that was a-okay.
	It's a summer of love.
	Remember what our Attorney General Merrick Garland said?
	It happened at night.
	It's just vandalism.
	It's just buildings.
	Okay, what about the two black guys that were shot at Chaz?
	What about the black guy that was just shot right now at the George Floyd Chaz?
	Does he matter?
	No, let's talk about Heather Heyer.
	That's more important.
	We have counted, what, about 30 deaths directly related to this rioting over the past year.
	We've counted like 11 deaths that are directly linked to Antifa, plenty of them being Antifa themselves.
	But no, it's all about fucking Proud Boys.
	Blood, the trail of blood they leave.
	Meanwhile, who got killed at this?
	There was a cop who died later.
	There was a cop who killed himself.
	One tasered himself.
	But as far as murder goes, Ashley Babbitt, one of these people, was killed.
	And again, I'm not happy about the insurrection.
	I don't like seeing Joe Biggs right there.
	That bums me out.
	I wish none of these guys had gone.
	But the amount of attention that this sin gets, in contrast to the relentless sinning of the radical left, says so much about the media.
	And it's meta because their rage is based on lies like this.
	It's a thing and a thing and a thing.
	Anyway, let's go down.
	I've never done an article on green screen before.
	So there he is.
	I don't know who this clown is.
	Maybe that's the one who said, first rule of fight club is B-White.
	A protester was burning an American flag outside the 2016 Republican Convention in Cleveland when Joe Biggs rushed to the attack.
	Jumping a police line, he ripped the man's shirt off and started pounding.
	He boasted that night in an online video.
	But the local police charged the flag burner with assaulting Mr. Biggs.
	The city later paid $2.25 to settle accusations that the police had falsified their reports out of sympathy with Mr. Biggs, who went on to become a leader of the far-right.
	First of all, he's not.
	That doesn't mean anything.
	So that's just a made-up thing right there, leader of the far-right, Proud Boys.
	Let me see.
	Is that who you just pulled up the other author?
	Yeah, I think that is the guy who said first rule of fight club is you have to be white.
	So him and Alan are the Proud Boys team.
	And I sent Alan a bunch of texts.
	I'm going to call him after this and record it.
	But he said, I said, because his last scoop that went viral was someone from the White House was talking to someone in the Proud Boys that day.
	That went viral as heck.
	Someone remotely associated with the White House, could have been the janitor, spoke to someone sort of associated with the Proud Boys.
	And of course, you're supposed to glean from that that they were planning the insurrection together.
	Okay, what time are you guys going to be there?
	Okay, we'll make sure there's not a lot of cops there.
	Meanwhile, it was fucking Pelosi that said no cops.
	Trump pushed for mega troops at the Capitol.
	When they got there that day, there was like 11.
	So if anyone planned this, it's the left.
	I said to him, yes, cops do favor people who aren't burning shit to the ground.
	I said, I appreciate your obsession with men behaving badly.
	Looking forward to similar articles about Antifa and the black Hebrew Israelites.
	You should do an article about men who let feminism swallow their marriages and then go fuck young girls, you fucking loser.
	And then I talk about Ethan Nordine coming up.
	Well, we'll explain that in a second.
	And then I talk about Biggs.
	And then I say, is it preferential treatment to be in prison for four years?
	You know, he told me I was at the Capitol.
	And I said, no, I wasn't.
	And then he sent me a picture of that guy.
	What the fuck's his name?
	It's in my parlor.
	He's got a weird name that sounds like a different name.
	You know what I mean?
	Like the way black people won't be named Kevin, they'll be named Kevan.
	It's sort of like that.
	Show conversation.
	Yeah, it's at the bottom.
	So he sends me a picture of this dude, and he says, this is proof that you were there.
	And I go, what?
	That's not me.
	And then he LOLs, and he says, are you fucking kidding me?
	I can't find it.
	What the fuck's his name?
	He's from Kansas or eastern Tennessee?
	How come you can't fucking find it?
	Oh, my comments from that post.
	It's not a parlor post.
	Fucking shit.
	Where is it?
	Sorry, this is not good TV.
	Anyway, there was a guy who was there who looked like me and he sent me the picture.
	And I go, that's not me.
	And he goes, are you fucking kidding me?
	I've met you before.
	I'm not stupid.
	I go, well, you're clearly stupid if you think that's me.
	And he said, LOL, et cetera, et cetera.
	And I started scream.
	Chestman, that's it.
	William Chestman.
	You could look him up.
	So he sends me a picture of William Chestman, and he goes, that's you.
	What?
	And then when I say, that's not me, he laughs.
	And I'm screaming at him, saying, what the fuck are you talking about?
	There he is.
	So that's me, apparently.
	And so I'm screaming at him, going, what the fuck, you people are incompetent.
	You know, Slate made this accusation a couple days ago, and I had to correct them.
	I said, so you're worse than Slate, because at least Slate scooped you with this bullshit, dumb theory that I'm a man at least 10 years older than me.
	They've since caught him, by the way, and that's the only time Alan conceded that I was right.
	But he said something that was quite telling.
	As I was yelling at him, and I had kids in the car, so now I'm mad that he's making me yell and my kids are in the car and they're friends.
	And he said, okay, there's kids in the car.
	I'll let it go.
	But I appreciate he said some word like Moxie or Hugh Briss or Chutzpa.
	You just don't give up.
	Did you catch that?
	So I'm mad that you have the wrong guy.
	And he's surprised that I just don't sit down and take it.
	In other words, his goal here is not journalism.
	His goal is to make me, who I'm seen as the kingpin, to make the kingpin fold.
	And he's shocked that I keep taking this beating.
	It's like someone in captivity and you're whipping them.
	And he refuses to, I don't know, confess.
	He refuses to renounce Christ.
	And he says, wow, you're really Catholic, huh?
	I'm going to whip you to death.
	In other words, this is a whipping.
	This is not journalism.
	These people are fucking activists.
	How gay is it that you have a co-writer on all your Proud Boys article?
	Go back up to the top.
	What's his name?
	Hey, David.
	Do you want to do another Proud Boys article?
	Okay, let's amalgamate our stories.
	They're all horseshit, of course, but we'll amalgamate them.
	So, God forbid.
	Now, just go to the first part.
	So, Joe Biggs beat up someone who was charged with beating him up, and the city had to pay.
	So, this was a sin, it appears.
	I don't know the whole story, but let's just say for fun that this happened, right?
	The punishment for this was $225,000.
	This guy, this flag burner got $225,000 for this sin of misrepresenting this fight.
	Joe Biggs has almost died for that fucking flag.
	Twice.
	He has two purple hearts.
	An IED exploded.
	His Humvee went soaring through the air.
	Can you imagine either of these guys in Iraq?
	It's unfathomable.
	Really is.
	I literally cannot fit it in my head.
	Imagine that guy in a Humvee that's flipping.
	So Joe sees a flag getting burned, a flag he almost died for twice.
	He loses his shit.
	The police turn a blind eye.
	And the punishment for this is almost a quarter of a million dollars.
	This is their idea of Proud Boys getting away with murder.
	This is their opening.
	This is their lead.
	Meanwhile, how many stories, go to Andy Know's Twitter, how many stories have you seen of Antifa getting arrested and released, arrested and released?
	The same guy will be at like five riots in a row.
	There have been no charges, virtually no charges in the Pacific Northwest.
	We had to have Michael Nordine, whatever it was, shoot a patriot, Jay Bishop, shoot him dead before you saw any kind of punishment for Antifa.
	The same night Max and John were arrested, Antifa beat up a journalist.
	Zero charges.
	So it's Antifa that is having a blind eye turned to them.
	Not proud boys.
	Proud boys are in prison, Alan.
	That's not preferential treatment.
	That's four years for a fucking fight.
	So that's shocking.
	The scrutiny that white males, conservatives, working class conservatives get while the rest, the petty bourgeoisie in Antifa, they get away with almost murder.
	Actually, no, they do get away with murder.
	Chazen Chopnoham was charged for those black guys that were murdered.
	All right, so that's one pathetic example that was severely punished, by the way.
	So this is null and void.
	Two years later, we have to go two more years.
	In Portland, Oregon, something similar occurred.
	A prow boy named Ethan Nordine was caught on video, pushing his way through a crowd of counter-protesters, punching one of them, then slamming him to the ground, unconscious.
	Once again, the police charged only the other man in the skirmish, accusing him of swinging a baton at Mr. Nordine, accusing him.
	We've all seen the video.
	Look up Rufio Pan Man.
	They called it the punch heard around the world.
	Here's what happened that day, and I've explained on the show before, so forgive me if you've heard it before.
	Joey, what's his name?
	Gibson, was having a rally for free speech.
	The rally had a permit from the city.
	It had a perimeter.
	Proud boys went into the perimeter to attend the rally and also to provide security for Joey because he was getting death threats from Antifa.
	When you go into a police perimeter, you're obviously checked for weapons.
	They had none.
	That's why they were allowed in.
	Antifa waited outside the perimeter with weapons, including an asp, right?
	Which are 80 bucks.
	And they all looked brand new to me.
	And why do they all have this weapon?
	Who bought that?
	Now that's a story a journalist should pursue.
	Never.
	So Joey's trying to get to his car to leave.
	Antifa is mobbing him.
	If Proud Boys weren't there, Joey would be dead.
	So Proud Boys fight their way, escorting Joey to his car.
	Some nerd shows up with his asp and whips Ethan twice.
	Blocks it.
	Blocks it.
	Then what should you do?
	Should you not knock someone out?
	By the way, those things are meant to break limbs.
	There he is, the tough guy.
	Coming up and one hit.
	Two hits.
	That's him slamming to the ground.
	And then what did they say in the article?
	They accused him.
	Accusing him of swinging a baton at Mr. Nordine.
	We just saw it with our own fucking eyes.
	And by the way, no, go back to the video.
	Then a woman shows up and starts shit with him.
	And what does he do?
	Look, she's trying to get involved.
	Walk.
	He's out.
	And then she tries to get involved.
	Get the fuck out of here, bitch.
	Look at her passively kick away at his stuff.
	By the way, Ethan Nordine had his marriage doxed by Antifa.
	They shut down his marriage.
	Him and his fiancé left for a long time.
	She couldn't hack it.
	They attacked his parents' restaurant and told his parents that he doesn't work here anymore.
	So they destroyed his marriage and his family.
	His marriage has recovered since then.
	But no mention of that kind of shit.
	So this guy gets attacked twice for trying to protect Joey Gibson's life.
	This is how it's reported in the media.
	And at the same time, Antifa is destroying his marriage and his family.
	His father doesn't speak to him anymore because Antifa called the restaurant 900 times.
	Good work.
	Now, Mr. Biggs, Mr. Nerdine are major targets in a federal investigation that prosecutors said Thursday could be one of the largest in American history.
	They face some of the most serious charges, blah, blah, blah.
	Leading a mob of 100 proud boys?
	Wait a minute.
	They face some of the most serious charges stemming from the attack on the U.S. Capitol in January.
	Leading a mob of about 100 proud boys?
	Click on that link.
	Let's see the evidence of that.
	Who's that by?
	Keep going down?
	Alan again.
	Let's see this 100.
	There we go.
	Wait, wait, it's right there.
	Mr. Biggs and Army led about 100 men.
	Oh, so they're men in Alan's first article.
	Then they become proud boys in the second article.
	Fucking amateur hour at the Apollo.
	All right, go back to the first one.
	Keep going down.
	But an examination of the two men's histories shows that local and federal law enforcement agents passed up several opportunities to take action against them.
	The group's propensity for violence and extremism was no secret.
	But the FBI and other agencies had often seen the Proud Boys as they chose to portray themselves, according to more than a half a dozen current and former federal officials, as mere streetballers who lacked the organization or ambition of typical bureau targets like neo-Nazis, international terrorists, and Mexican drug cartels.
	Yeah.
	That's portrayed as a mistake.
	The FBI didn't see the Proud Boys as organized as Mexican drug cartels.
	How naive of them.
	What?
	And it's the FBI that is tormenting these guys and getting them thrown in prison.
	It's the FBI that's tapping my phone.
	There was a sense that, yes, their ideology is a concern, blah, blah, blah.
	We don't worry about them, said Elizabeth Newman.
	Oh, I bet she regrets it now.
	Now that two of them were at a fucking Capitol riot.
	Keep going.
	Wait, stop.
	Let's see here.
	The Proud Boys are just guys that drink too much after the football game and tend to get into bar fights type of people.
	Correct.
	Although law enforcement agencies cannot investigate political groups without reasonable suspicion of a crime, some former officials said they were surprised by the Proud Boys' apparent impunity.
	Oh, who said this?
	These are the guys, by the way, remember that guy, Clint Watts, who said that domestic terrorism is the number one problem?
	That is the running narrative.
	Not Antifa.
	Antifa, look, terrorism is committing violent acts for political gains.
	That's Antifa in a nutshell.
	They've been doing it all year, but Biggs and Nordine fucked up, and they did fuck up.
	Invading the Capitol is a fuck-up.
	It was a stupid idea.
	I don't know whose it was.
	It never should have happened.
	I'm sure they'd agree with me.
	But their one sin is indicative of the entire country's focus.
	They committed violence in public, used videos of that violence to promote themselves for other rallies, and then traveled across the country to engage in violence again, said Mike German, a fellow at the Brennan Center for Justice at NYU, and a former FBI agent who worked undercover among right-wing groups.
	How that didn't attract FBI attention is hard for me to understand.
	It attracted plenty of fucking attention, you asshole.
	Local police officers have appeared at times to side with Proud Boys.
	Yeah, because Proud Boys are there.
	They support the cops.
	They're there to stop the violence because the cops have been told to stand down.
	Mayors have told these guys.
	I'm calling that motherfucker any second now.
	The police are handcuffed, basically.
	They're told to stand down, not to prosecute, especially in the Pacific Northwest, especially in Berkeley.
	So what is going to happen?
	Eventually, people are going to go, all right, if you're not going to do your job, I'll do it for you.
	So they're doing the police's job for them.
	They're not going out and finding Antifa.
	The night Max and John were shot, the narrative became shot, fought.
	The narrative became, proud boys are roaming the streets looking to beat up people they disagree with.
	What?
	That's just a lie.
	Local, blah, blah, blah.
	Some local officials have complained that without guidance from federal agencies, their police departments were ill-equipped to understand the dangers of a national movement.
	The dangers.
	It has largely been left to the locals to sort things out for themselves, said Mitchell Silber, the former director of intelligence analysis at the New York Police Department.
	To preempt violence by other fire groups, federal authorities have often used a tactic known as the knock and talk.
	Agents call or confront grew members to warn them away from demonstrations, sometimes reviving past criminal offenses as leverage.
	Usually, by the way, the Proud Boys would talk to police and say, we want to have a rally.
	We want to have a thing.
	We're going to get a permit.
	We're going to do it legally.
	Like that one where they had the big barbecue in Seattle.
	That was all permitted, all cleared.
	No violence.
	Nothing getting smashed.
	Christopher Wray, the FBI director, told a Senate committee this month that agents had done that in the run-up to the pro-Trump rally in Washington on Jan 6 that preceded the capital.
	I wish they had.
	You know, it occurred to me in retrospect, I wish I had called them up and lied and said, yeah, I just got a tip from the FBI.
	They're going to crack down on you.
	Don't go.
	It's a trap.
	I mean, I did say it's a trap.
	I did say don't go, but I should have ramped it up more.
	Fucking Joe Biggs has a daughter.
	Keep going.
	They contacted a handful of people already under criminal inquiry to discourage attendance.
	Enrique Tario said the federal agents had called her visited him on eight or so occasions before rallies in recent years, but it was never to pressure him to stay away.
	Who knows if what Enrique is saying is true.
	Like this whole fucking angle is that the FBI should have had the Proud Boys arrested a long time ago.
	They did.
	They threw them in fucking prison for a street fight.
	Instead, he said in an interview, agents asked for march routes and other plans in order to separate Proud Boys from counter-protesters.
	Yeah, that's what you do in a free country.
	You're allowed to march.
	Other times, he said agents warned that they had picked up potential threats from the left against him or his associates.
	Very common.
	No one contacted the leaders of the Proud Boys.
	Mr. Tari said, even though their gatherings at previous Trump rallies, blah, blah, blah, they did not reach out to us.
	Okay.
	In summer of 2017, oh my God, of course they got to bring in Charlottesville.
	And they called Jason Kessler a member of the Proud Boys.
	Jason Kessler infiltrated the group twice by lying and saying that he was not alt-right.
	He was sussed out both times and subsequently booted.
	I've explained this to Alan one million times.
	But Alan is an activist, not a journalist.
	The group had been founded by Gavin McInnes, now 50, the creator of the media outlet Vice.
	He's a Canadian turn New Yorker with a record of statements attacking feminists and Muslims.
	True.
	And he often expressed a half-ironic appetite for mayhem.
	Can you call for violence?
	Because I am.
	You see, the context here was, and I know this because it gets thrown in my face, this was after Antifa were spitting in the faces of guys at a Bernie rally.
	They were spitting in the faces of Trump supporters who had shown up to a Bernie rally.
	And when the Trump supporters would go to retaliate, they would say, I'm a woman.
	You can't hit a woman.
	I identify as a woman.
	So they just kept getting gobbed on.
	And these guys had spit all over their face and they were going, police, police.
	And I was saying, fight back.
	It doesn't matter if they say they're trans or not.
	So a little bit of context there, Alan.
	Proud Boys have been volunteering as bodyguards for right-wing firebrands.
	So why do these people need bodyguards?
	Why does Ann Coulter need bodyguards?
	Is it perhaps because the left is out of their minds and incredibly violent?
	Proud Boys' free speech rallies and bastions of the left like Seattle, Portland, and Berkeley routinely ended in street fights.
	Yeah, because people were attacking Ann and Milo and Proud Boys were defending them, which is why Ann Coulter just wrote an article saying, thank God for the Proud Boys, where she talks about how many times they saved her life.
	Yet Mr. McKinnis shunned the United Right gathering, saying in a video disavow by his account, Proud Boys were not white supremacists, but merely Western chauvinists.
	That stance helped the Proud Boys evade scrutiny.
	So it was a trick to evade scrutiny by the FBI.
	I see.
	How easily the FBI are taken off the path.
	Isn't that amazing?
	Thrown from their scent?
	And I did say disavow.
	Oh, yeah.
	So the reason they put this kind of stuff in articles is so they know I'm litigious.
	So I go to sue them.
	And then their lawyer says, well, we did include that you said they're not white supremacists.
	So Alan and David reluctantly have to plug this in to avoid litigation.
	But then they cover their own asses by saying it was an FBI trick.
	This is modern media, folks.
	The rally turned violent.
	Yes, Heather Hire.
	We got it.
	Despite McInnes' caution, several prominent Proud Boys attended, including Mr. Tario, the current chairman, who was photographed blowing kisses to a crowd of counter-protesters.
	But members cite his role to argue the Proud Boys are not racially exclusive.
	Mr. Tario's background is Afro-Cuban, making him one of the rare non-white faces in the group.
	That's just not true.
	You could say that about the Knights of Columbus, the Masons.
	The non-white members are about the same as the general population of America.
	And it's certainly this, the authors of this article are much whiter.
	They're at 100% white male as opposed to the group, which is clearly not.
	And Enrique was there to report.
	No mention, by the way, that the three proud boys who went were immediately booted from the group.
	Because they were told they would be if they went.
	And they went to observe.
	They thought it was going to be about statues.
	They called me later and said, you were right.
	It was a fucking Nazi thing.
	We fucked up.
	And I said, too bad.
	Bye-bye.
	Anyway, the group is total membership is unknown.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Feature hyper-nationalist chants about immigration, Islam, and Mr. Trump.
	Hyper-nationalist.
	It's just a made-up word.
	Its members have lionized Augusto Pinochet, the Chilean dictator.
	Yes, that's called comedy.
	Free helicopter rides for communists.
	It's clearly meant to be amusing.
	Their events often appear to be thinly disguised pretexts to bait opponents into confrontations.
	And Antifa's not?
	What do you think Antifa's doing when they jump in front of cars and scream at people and attack people for not supporting trans rights?
	I just saw this guy in Montreal said that hormone blockers are child abuse, which is a fact.
	And he got attacked by Antifa.
	They split his lip open.
	They're whipping pylons at him, which hurt.
	Those things are heavy.
	Indeed, probably has made a little effort to hide violent intentions.
	In fall 2018, for example, members of a New England chapter posted notes on the online service Venmo as they paid their monthly dues and transportation costs to an October Resist Marxism rally in Providence, Rhode Island.
	I don't know about that.
	That is a very rare occurrence, if it's true.
	And that's not part of the tenants.
	You're not supposed to go to their things.
	So let's say that happened.
	That's a fuck-up, just like January 6th.
	You caught him.
	The event would quickly degenerate into brawls, blah, blah, blah.
	October blood, money, and bus, right-wing atrocities, or another helicopter fuel, those filthy commies, blah, blah, blah.
	Okay.
	No mention of Antifa violence in this entire article.
	The payments even revealed that one member that that chapter was a police officer.
	He did not post violent messages.
	So that's not proof that this group is normal when there's cops in it.
	It's proof that cops are evil.
	You see, once they start with this rock-solid iron hypothesis that Prowboys are evil Nazis, when you have a black guy or a cop or a normal person in there, Then that's proof that black guys are evil Nazis.
	It can't be disproved.
	It's their fact.
	And the FBI didn't take.
	If you say, well, if we were so bad, the FBI would have investigated us.
	No, that was an FBI.
	Fuck up.
	They should have investigated you earlier.
	We tried to bring attention to the Prowboys' violence back then.
	Okay, so this will be a reliable source.
	Said Megan Squire, a computer scientist at Elon University, who documented the Venmo transaction.
	Nobody listened.
	Megan Squire just tried to have Nick Fuentes killed.
	She is Antifa.
	She's a very, very ugly woman who is an expert.
	ABC News recently cited her as an expert.
	She's more than just an Antifa sympathizer.
	She is Antifa, and she supports their violence.
	She's one of these people that says left-wing violence punching Nazis is different than right-wing violence because left-wing violence, they're trying to facilitate change and protect people.
	Yeah, that's it.
	So nice source, Alan.
	Nice source.
	Keep going.
	Career officials in federal enforcement have complained that the Trump administration sought to divert investigative resources toward poorly defined threats from the left, such as the movement of violence-prone activists.
	Poorly defined threats?
	How about a year of absolute fucking chaos during a pandemic?
	Businesses are suffering and they're blowing them up and burning them to the ground at the same time.
	How poorly defined is that?
	Despite those distractions, the officials know federal agents worked undercover for months to arrest members of a secretive neo-Nazi group, the base.
	And we've talked about the base before.
	I believe the base is just a made-up thing where a bunch of feds got online, lured a bunch of losers, lonely losers, into this fake group.
	And then they felt disenfranchised.
	They felt castrated by writers like Allen, media assholes, and they said, yeah, maybe we should go fuck shit up.
	Bang, we gotcha.
	So that's called entrapment.
	That's not called catching Nazis and getting them off the streets.
	That's called duping incels.
	Prosecutors have accused members of the base of detailed plots, blah, blah, blah.
	The FBI later broke up a group of militiamen planning to kidnap Michigan's governor, Gretchen Whitner, which again is a honeypot that the feds put out there and sad losers fall for it.
	Can you scroll down?
	An informant recorded them conspiring.
	Now, these are like three 18-year-olds that got online and somehow it's this looming threat.
	Meanwhile, as I say on this show, on a fucking daily basis, Antifa's bringing the country to the ground.
	Those are poorly defined threats.
	And then some assholes talking shit online.
	That was going to go down.
	Lucky they caught it.
	These guys, like, I don't know these guys, but these guys, they don't want to be there.
	The police aren't doing their job.
	The media is not doing their job.
	The left isn't doing their job.
	The article that these guys are in is full of fucking lies.
	So they feel like they don't have their country.
	They feel like they don't have support.
	They feel like they can't rely on anyone.
	They feel disenfranchised.
	So what do you expect them to do?
	Keep going down.
	Unlike those groups, federal law enforcement said no evidence emerged that the Proud Boys had plotted murders.
	Oh.
	Or, apart from January 6th, insurrection.
	Yet, the Proud Boys' belligerents fit the definition of terrorism, other officials said.
	We don't know who.
	Maybe it was that Antifa bitch.
	Unlawful violence and intimidation for political aims.
	Intimidation for political aims.
	Members raise money to travel across state lines to dozens of rallies with the intent of street fighting.
	That's just false.
	Dozens of rallies?
	I saw the Rhode Island one.
	You listed.
	I'd never heard of that before.
	At least one explicitly targeting a Muslim community in upstate New York for harassment.
	Activities that could have justified the screwdriver.
	Okay, that was Islamberg, where witnesses have seen people doing military training at Islamberg.
	The feds have totally ignored it.
	You want to talk about ignoring domestic terrorism?
	Islamberg is part of a cabal of Muslim groups started by an ex-con.
	They all follow the same Pakistani Muslim cleric, and they conduct terrorism.
	They are terrorists.
	People, they just starved a kid to death in New Mexico at one of these things.
	And they called the FBI.
	They said, can you look into this?
	But this community claims they're totally innocent.
	And so the locals and the media go, they said they're innocent.
	Ergo, they're innocent.
	So what did they do?
	They wanted to bring attention.
	They wanted to bring media attention to it.
	What do you got there?
	The kid who died?
	Wait, go back.
	The compound raid in New Mexico was allegedly a terrorist training camp.
	This terrorist training camp follows the same Muslim cleric that Islamberg does.
	They're all linked.
	And what did Proud Boys do?
	It was Proud Boys and bikers for Trump, and all they did was drive through the center of town and go home.
	That's it.
	That is all.
	But that's terrorism.
	Some former officials said that the failure to recognize the threat of Proud Boys was a blind spot in the culture of law enforcement.
	If the Proud Boys was not a white male chauvinist club, but a black male chauvinist...
	Go down?
	But a black male chauvinist club, I think that sadly we would have seen a different policing posture, said Mrs. Newman, the former Homeland Security official.
	How about the black Hebrew Israelites who are murdering Jews?
	They murdered two Jews at a kosher deli here in Brooklyn, and they went upstate, they murdered a Jewish guy.
	They were the ones behind the coveting Catholic school thing.
	They antagonized those Catholic school kids, which led to the Indian guy coming up with the drum.
	So that's a black male chauvinist group.
	And by the way, the Proud Boys are not a white male chauvinist group.
	They are a chauvinist group.
	Nothing to do with male chauvinism.
	Nothing to do with white.
	You lying cunt.
	About a week after the October 2018 clashes in Providence, so that way they link it together, you see, members of the group set upon protesters outside a speech Mr. McInnes was giving at the Metropolitan Republican Club in Manhattan.
	Two of the Proud Boys were eventually convicted of assault and sentenced to four years in prison.
	Hot take, Al.
	Hot take.
	Proud Boys were ambushed by Antifa.
	They obliged to the fight picking and won.
	They got four years for a fight that they did not start.
	That's an example of Antifa getting preferential treatment.
	No Antifa got any charges for all of the fights they did that evening.
	Critics argue that such arrests were rare because police generally favored the Prowd Boys.
	What?
	Four years in prison?
	Critics argue that such arrests were rare.
	Four years in prison, such arrests were rare.
	McInnis agrees.
	I have a lot of support in the NYPD, he said, without evidence.
	Yeah, I can't give evidence or they get fired.
	In an online video shortly after the arrest, and I very much appreciate that.
	Without evidence, fuck you.
	After a Philadelphia rally by Vice President Mike Pence last year, officers at a members-only police union bar mingled inside with about 10 Proud Boys wearing their distinctive regalia.
	Yes, they are friends with law enforcement because they support law enforcement.
	Bikers for Trump are friendly with law enforcement.
	Oathkeepers are friendly with law enforcement.
	They all support law enforcement.
	Antifa says all cops are bastards.
	They attack cops on a regular basis.
	They try to kill cops.
	Sorry if the police are adverse to people that are out to hurt them and destroy America.
	And police are happy to talk to people who are happy to talk to them.
	How dare you?
	How dare you, cops?
	When members of the group confronted journalists who were lingering outside the Philadelphia Inquirer Report, the police asked if the problem was if they were okay.
	Oh, no.
	So many sins listed here.
	Mr. Nordine became one of the group's marquee stars.
	That's true.
	Valvedeva's 2018 knockout punch, which you described there as accused of using a baton.
	An amateur bodybuilder, trained to be a Navy SEAL, working in his family's chowder restaurant.
	Yeah, the chowder restaurant that was almost shut down by your people.
	He quickly began to see Proud Boy Street Fights as part of a much loftier contest.
	You start to kind of develop this feeling that these people are no longer Americans per se, but they are kind of anti-American.
	Fact.
	It's a very soft civil war.
	These are just facts.
	Who can deny that we are in a soft civil war right now?
	Keep going down.
	He adopted the Nome de Plume Rufio Pan Man.
	About the same time he went into business with local police officers selling fitness supplements.
	Yeah, that's because Antifa shut down his job at his family's restaurant.
	He had no other job.
	I like how they fuck you, they destroy your life, you rebuild, and they all make that part of the master plan.
	He went up from his restaurant to working with a police officer.
	In June of 2018, Mr. Nardine went to Portland, where the Prowboys repeatedly clashed with local leftists.
	Don't they sound nice?
	After a so-called Freedom and Courage rally at a federal building, dozens of members marched around the block to confront waiting counter-protesters.
	You can always tell where the journalist is coming from when they say anti-fascist and counter-protester and local leftists.
	Video footage showed Mr. Nardine shoving one to the ground.
	Yes, you already mentioned that.
	David Busby approached with a metal baton.
	So you're repeating the story now.
	Did David write the first half and you wrote the second half and you didn't read it?
	Keep going.
	And by the way, if I bring this up with him, they'll just go in and change it because digital media is just this amorphous blob and you can just change your mistakes.
	And if you get sued for calling someone a Nazi...
	Wait a minute.
	Now they're showing the footage?
	By then a street fighting veteran.
	Go back up.
	Deflecting the baton with one arm.
	You just said...
	Hold on a second here.
	Wait, what are you in now?
	Did you go back to the old article?
	So they mentioned this.
	So in the first half, it's accused of using this metal baton.
	We have no idea if he did or not.
	Unless, of course, you want to keep reading, at which point you'll see the fucking baton in his hand.
	So go back down.
	That's a good journalism.
	Great journalism.
	Here's a little tip, Journos.
	Read your article.
	If you want us to read it, you should probably read it.
	The punch heard around the world.
	Yes, that's what we called it.
	No, go, let me see.
	Let me go up a bit.
	By then, deflecting the baton with one arm, he delivered a right hook to Mr. Busby's jaw that knocked him unconscious, then threw the man again.
	Mr. Busby was hospitalized with a significant concussion.
	Poor guy.
	So he's part of a mob that's trying to kill Joey Gibson.
	They attack one of his bodyguards with two major hits that should break your arm.
	Those things will break your leg in two, those asps.
	And he gets knocked out for it.
	He suffered a significant concussion.
	Isn't that horrible?
	Poor guy.
	Keep going.
	How long is this fucking thing?
	I hope we're almost at the end.
	Oh, we can't do the whole goddamn thing.
	Jesus Christ.
	This is beta males obsessed with alpha males.
	The alpha males who make them feel bad.
	Do they have the same picture twice?
	No, I hope not.
	All right, let's just do it a bit longer.
	It's so exciting.
	Yes, God forbid you should enjoy beating the shit out of someone who tried to kill you.
	On six Facebook pages, the group used to vet new recruits.
	The number of prospective members jumped more than 70%.
	Yes, that's true.
	Adding more than 820.
	That's true.
	The next meeting at New York City was fucking nuts.
	There must have been 100 people there.
	Lots of black dudes, by the way.
	Lots of black guys.
	Two other Proud Boys were arrested that day for the violence during previous classes.
	Mr. Nordine was not.
	He claimed he exercised his right to defend himself.
	Where do you get that from?
	Mr. Nordine said on Inforz, you could tell the Portland police despise counter-protesters.
	Yeah.
	You're not supposed to despise these people who fucking destroy your town and try to kill you and burn your police station.
	They're throwing bricks to the courthouse right now.
	I guess you should love them.
	They're entangled in a bunch of politically correct things.
	This is all facts.
	You know, Ethan is very calm, cool, and collected when he talks.
	So it's funny that they're trying to get him on quotes.
	Mr. Biggs, the future Proud Boys leader, yep, we remember him.
	He got a start in the far-right working as Infowars correspondent, blah, blah, blah.
	This is how chicks write, too, by the way.
	They include their notes.
	They get some stories out.
	David writes for a bit.
	Then Alan writes for a bit.
	They repeat each other's stories.
	And then they just give you all their background work.
	Mr. Biggs' record of violence predated his affiliation with the group.
	He's arrested on domestic violence charges.
	Dropped the case after his wife failed to appear.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Arrested early of assaulting a security officer.
	Boring.
	He boasted on Infowars that the Texas episode was a struggle against tyranny.
	Yes, his account raised questions.
	He and a girlfriend had come home tipsy after drinking.
	Shots at a friend.
	He said he angrily refuses security guard's instructions.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	I don't fucking care.
	A few weeks later, Mr. Biggs was at a Republican convention, correspondent informed when he attacked the flag burner, which we've now heard about three times in this article.
	Okay, keep going.
	This is a guy.
	Sorry if you send someone out.
	Imagine a society where you send someone out to fight for your flag.
	They almost die twice.
	And then you're chastised by the media for losing your temper when you see that flag burned.
	Does that sound like a fair and noble society to you?
	Or does that sound like asshole central?
	He's a fascist, Mr. Johnson, said a Briggs.
	Who's Mr. Johnson?
	Oh, that must be the guy, Gregory Johnson.
	Look at this twat.
	So he says, Hiroshima and Nagasaki, by the way, saved millions of lives, Johnson.
	We gave them a million chances.
	The whole island was basically on fire.
	It was firebombed.
	And they refused to concede.
	They wanted women and children to fight.
	They weren't going to stop until all men, women, and children were dead.
	That was their commitment.
	That's how fucking psychotic Japan's leadership was at the time.
	The only thing that could stop the war were nuclear bombs.
	And they did.
	Sorry.
	It's counterintuitive.
	Tough love.
	A member of the Revolutionary Communist Party.
	Oh, let's worry more about the Revolutionary Communist Party.
	And they're so obsessed with domestic terrorism and right-wingers.
	And they totally ignore a group that's killed 100 million people.
	Maybe, just maybe communism is a bigger threat than fucking nationalism, hyper-nationalism.
	Although video recordings indicate that Mr. Biggs started the melee, blah, blah, blah.
	Yeah, we already got it.
	We already got it.
	It was a horrible sin.
	Mr. Biggs should be crucified.
	The Trump advisor, Roger Stone, an InfoWars regular, announced to Mr. Biggs, Mr. Terry, the Prow Boys chairman, that he had started.
	There was another flag burning incident.
	Mr. Biggs helped the Proud Boys rally in front of the White House to protest a demonstration by Mr. Johnson and fellow party members.
	Okay?
	Proud Boys attacked the flag burners.
	Can you believe that this is how you garner sympathy for your side?
	Is you put in your article, they've attacked flag burners.
	We're supposed to be outraged.
	This is how fucking radically left the New York Times is.
	You read that and you go, they were attacking flag burners?
	That's fucked up.
	Leave them alone.
	Arrested Mr. Johnson, another communist on assault and other charges.
	The police then escorted the Prowl Boys to a nearby bar.
	Several officers were captured on video exchanging fist pumps.
	Oh my God.
	This is horrible.
	That's domestic terrorism.
	The police, by fist pumping those guys, they were justifying the insurrection.
	That's the angle we've got here with these absolute fucking retards.
	Okay, keep going.
	Month later, Mr. Biggs helped organize an end domestic terrorism rally in Portland.
	He posted a series of...
	Isn't it funny that Biggs is against domestic terrorism and he's listed here as a domestic terrorist?
	He posted a series of social media posts threatening left-wing counter-protesters, including photos of him wearing a huge spiked baseball bat.
	Okay, that's bad.
	You caught him.
	You caught a man.
	You caught a man who's almost died for this country twice acting erratic.
	Great work.
	FBI agents polled Mr. Biggs and Mr. Tario aside at the Portland airport, but did not ask them to tone down the post or stay away from the rally.
	The Proud Boys chairman recalled.
	Instead, he explained the agents warned the two Proud Boys of threats against them from Antifa activists.
	And what happened at the end domestic terrorism rally?
	Alan and David?
	Was there violence from Proud Boys?
	Did they destroy buildings?
	Did they burn anything?
	Did anyone die?
	Or did they mind their own fucking business?
	I think that's the one where they crossed the bridge, planted a flag in a park in Portland, and then went home.
	And then Tifa proceeded to go nuts and burn their city down.
	Okay, next, at the end of the year, Mr. Trump was trying to overturn his election loss.
	Biggs and Tario marched ahead of hundreds of Proud Boys.
	See, you've made them Proud Boys.
	They were men in your other article.
	Now they're Proud Boys.
	Mr. Biggs urged the crowd of Proud Boys to celebrate by drinking.
	This just keeps getting more and more scandalous.
	He chanted, I like beer.
	Mr. Biggs' mood changed after a tumultuous night of street clashes.
	The two Proud Boys were stabbed, and he grew angry at the police for failing to more actively defend the Proud Boys.
	This paragraph is in an article about how the police give preferential treatment to the Proud Boys.
	Included in this article is an incident where Proud Boys were stabbed and the police did nothing.
	Help me out here.
	We're the ones that back you.
	I remember that.
	The Washington police arrested Mr. Tario on Jan 4th.
	Remember that?
	Keep going.
	Go, no, you went too far.
	Magazines for an AR-15, but the authorities released him on the condition he stayed of D.C. No other Prowboys were arrested in connection with the incident.
	What incident?
	July 4th?
	Want your house back?
	Take it.
	The Prowboys made no effort to hide their anticipation of political violence in the weeks leading up to January 6th.
	If there was a time for there to be a second world war, it's now, Mr. Biggs wrote in a blog post.
	Way to go, Biggs.
	Fucking Jesus, man.
	That guy really knows how to step in shit.
	Again, they've caught this guy Biggs sinning.
	And a lot of these sins are sins.
	I'm not going to lie.
	That's a dumb thing to say right there.
	But the scrutiny that white males, Western males, patriotic males, dads get from these fucking assholes is amazing.
	And the hypocrisy that no one else gets it is also shocking.
	In December, he helped spread the word on social media that when Prowboys showed up in Washington, they should not do so in their customary black and white, yellow, but incognito.
	Mr. Dean, meanwhile, used social media to solicit donations for protective gear.
	Court papers say after Mr. Terry was expelled from Washington.
	Like, the fake pearl clutching from this Capitol thing is so transparent because I've never seen you outraged about anything else, including when Kavanaugh protesters stormed the Capitol.
	What was the reaction from Alan and David there?
	Zilch.
	Okay, keep going.
	This is getting really dull.
	Oh no, someone had a Q-shirt.
	The 100-strong mob behind Mr. Biggs and Mr. Mardine was almost certainly the single largest organized group that took part in the attack.
	And you've just made them proud boys, magically.
	One proud boy, Dominic Pizzola, armed with a riot shield he had stolen from the police, was among the first to shout a window breaking the Capitol, court papers say.
	Dumb thing to do, Dominic.
	Told you not to go.
	And part of the reason I said don't go too is that it would be used as a weapon against all patriots by scumbags like Alan and David.
	Do you want your house back?
	Take it.
	Urge another proud boy.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Oh, there's me, William Trestman.
	Alan laughed at me for saying I was not him.
	Federal agents have now executed search warrants on proud boys in four states.
	Yep.
	Nothing like this ever done for Antifa.
	Antifa just, it's a revolving door.
	They go to court, they say, fuck you, Biggs, and they go out of court.
	No probation even.
	Keep going.
	Agents for Mr. Biggs on Inauguration Day, only hours, but yeah, Biggs is fucked.
	He could be looking at 20 years.
	Johnny Max, fucked.
	They're appealing it to the Supreme Court.
	It doesn't look very good.
	They're looking at two more years in prison at best.
	Well, at best, the appeal works and they get out awaiting a new trial.
	But what if they await a new trial, get found guilty, and get four years?
	Oh, they'd have time served.
	Okay.
	Agents came for Mr. Biggs on inauguration day, arresting him in Florida.
	Oh, so the FBI does arrest these guys.
	They don't get away with murder.
	Yeah, but you should have got Mr. Biggs earlier because he was saying stupid shit on Twitter.
	Yeah, that's called free speech, dude.
	You're allowed to do that.
	When agents came for Mr. Nordine two weeks later, court papers say they raided his home in Seattle suburbs with assault rifles and flash bang grenades.
	And no other explanation of that.
	That's just, why didn't he bring those things?
	Why didn't he bring those things to DC if that's what he intended to do?
	What a strange little fuck you ending.
	You see, you'll notice with like ending the article with flash bang grenades with no explanation whatsoever is their own little flash bang grenade because these two activists are pussies.
	Look them up.
	Let's show who we're talking about here, Alan Foyer.
	This is a fun little piece about how he discovered there was another Alan Foyer a long time ago who was an aristocrat.
	Huh.
	Isn't that fun?
	It started with a series of very strange phone calls.
	Mr. Foyer, this is the Metropolitan Club calling.
	It seems that you've left your attaché behind.
	Mr. Foyer, your tuxedo ready to pick up.
	Alan smashed him.
	I'm not a Joey Ditch Manhattan night.
	On a total whim one day, I keep going further.
	And someone answered the phone, Alan Foyer.
	And I said, hey, it's Alan Foyer.
	And he said, oh, good man.
	I've been waiting for this call.
	He was of Austrian descent and had kind of come from an old blue-blooded family that over a period of time had fallen on hard times.
	What a scoop.
	Great documentary.
	Alan was very involved in the society ball circuit.
	He probably raised.
	God!
	Keep going.
	There's two faces.
	Let's hear his angle in this amazing story.
	Impeccably.
	That's a drop.
	Meet you at the door of these balls.
	And he dressed.
	Not just impeccably, but he dressed in this old world fashion.
	This picture of Alan I was taken by Bill Karney.
	That's the media today, folks.
	That's who is defining much of the American psyche.
	Usually, unfortunately, women.
	Karens get their news from the New York Times.
	They get their news from Alan, who is so effeminate, has so little testosterone.
	He's basically a Karen himself.
	And these activist journalists plant flashbang grenades in the media to fuck with people who aren't ashamed of themselves.
	That's the real sin of this club, is that they eschew shame.
	And shame and guilt is what powers the New York Times engine.
	It's what powers this machine.
	Without shame and guilt, his entire career doesn't exist.
	So the proud boys must be exterminated.
	I had to focus on that article.
	I had to do a green screen of it because it is a perfect example of how disgusting and corrupt our media has become.
	That noga is cool.
	They both sound sexy.
	The guy and the chick.
	Why don't you fuck them both?
	Well, I don't want to fuck them.
	I want to enjoy their sounds.
	Israel, and I hope no one takes this the wrong way in Canada, can be a little corny sometimes, like Canada can.
	It's 10% of the American population.
	It's not going to be the hippest.
	But like Halloween in Israel, I was there, or maybe that was Purim.
	But they were like dressed up as cowboys and stuff and a ghost.
	Eastern Europeans are corny too.
	A lot of people but Americans are corny.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Israel, I don't know if it was Purim or actual Halloween, but you got to ramp it up there.
	You know what I was once for Halloween?
	A girl dressed as a guy for Halloween.
	That's great.
	I had fake stubble, a cigar.
	I had on women's black slacks with, what do you call those slip-on shoes, flats?
	Yeah.
	And then a woman's blazer with a tie.
	And I had, yeah, and I had long hair that I had put up like a wig, but I put it up into my fedora.
	So you're basically dressed as Bonnie McFarlane, dressed like a man.
	Yes.
	And then I was in character all night too, going, hey, guys, I like to look at tits.
	Can we get some tits over here, please?
	They're delicious.
	Oh, yeah.
	I love football.
	Let's watch the football game, fucking fags.
	Dude, I found, you know, I found a sprinkles.
	And she does exactly what you're saying.
	She found someone with the sprinkles?
	Yeah, she's got nothing to lose.
	You didn't find a sprinkles.
	You found someone with the magic comedy sprinkles.
	Yes.
	What does your ass look like?
	How old are you?
	No one below 14.
	What's your favorite position?
	Hopefully one where I don't see your face.
	This is Jessica Kearson.
	She doesn't normally do that.
	And then she does that with Jay Gomez, Louis Jay Gomez.
	And, you know, do you remember her?
	Jessica Kearson?
	This one's really funny.
	Then she does this with Rachel Feinstein.
	Sure.
	I remember.
	I went and I sat on my father's lap.
	And I said, Father, Howie, I have a dream.
	And he was very annoyed.
	I remember he always had this pocket watch and he would kind of smack my face in it when I had a question about something.
	And he sort of swamped the pocket watch at me.
	He says, what the hell is it now?
	And I said, still not laughing, Ryan.
	You got to kind of get into it.
	It shouldn't have to.
	Sprinkles aren't about getting into it.
	It's someone who just radiates comedy.
	The thing is, it's like an hour-long long-form thing.
	Okay, well, I still haven't.
	We can show you Kyle Dungan, and in two seconds, you're dying.
	Yeah, that's the quick punch laugh.
	Then you have the long-form thing.
	But they kind of do a chip or something.
	I don't like those people doing old Jewish people like John Mulaney and what's his name when they're those two tuna.
	I've known guys like that.
	They're just like my neighbors.
	It's not adventurous.
	But I took a picture of my car radio this weekend because I also found someone with sprinkles.
	Here she is.
	Miss Pat.
	Just Miss.
	You know her?
	Yeah.
	MS Dot.
	I have to say these kind of things to Ryan.
	P-A-T.
	I know about Miss Pat for a coons age.
	No.
	Definitely not a pun intended.
	That would be terrible.
	How the hell y'all do it?
	I start by saying, ladies, I've been trying to lose weight, but I'm in that first stage.
	You know, when we just thinking about it, I got to lose weight because I'm tired of shopping at plus-size stores like Lane Bryant.
	Who in the fuck told Lane Bryant that fat girls like walllike prints on their clothes?
	Zebra, tiger, alligator, Gargzilla.
	Gargzilla?
	I'm walking through the mall with my polar bell shirt off and my leopard pants.
	Do you know security out in there and try and tranquilize me?
	See?
	Okay, that wasn't the funniest thing in the world.
	Maybe I'm making the same mistake you did, but you got an adventure.
	I was listening to her in the car and I was like, this is a different level.
	This is higher quality.
	She talks about being a drug dealer in the hood when she was young and how she was arrested for something involving her merchandise, her inventory.
	Oh, God, those guys.
	This is another Chip Chipperson.
	I don't get it.
	The Too Much Tuna, guys.
	Yeah.
	You're like, old Jews are always kvetching and stuff.
	Yeah, I know.
	I'll go hang out with my friend's dad.
	This is not...
	I don't know.
	Like, my parents are way more interesting than those two guys.
	And all the old guys at my dad's pub in Florida.
	Way more interesting, way more color.
	Maybe it's come, I'm from Jewish cities like Montreal and New York, where I just see that every day.
	Maybe it's big.
	Like I know, if you're like a plumber and you got a big New York accent, if you go to San Francisco or LA, people are like, ooh, we have someone from the Bronx here.
	Like I know a guy who has a little elephant trunk arm he was born with, and he went to school in San Francisco, but because he's got that Queen's accent, they were like, ooh, he's a tough guy.
	And he got a super hot wife, even with the funny arm.
	And you know what happens to New Yorkers when they go to LA?
	People start going, so you know what you kind of know wise guys?
	And they go, yeah.
	Yeah, I know.
	Look, I don't like to talk about it, but some of my cousins are associated with some undesirables, we'll say.
	And the next thing you know, they're thugs.
	Like fucking this guy who says to me, he hears me making fun of Ralphie Mae, and he's like, hey, I heard you was making fun of Ralphie Mae.
	You might want to keep that to yourself, or we're going to have a problem.
	What are you going to do?
	Fly up to New York and whack me?
	Tony Soprano doesn't send tweets to his next subject.
	I'm going to throw a blue star or deaf in your whiskey, cocksucker.
	Ha ha.
	He'll say that.
	And then you'll be tripping bowels, dog.
	When you're in my plane of mine.
	Sometimes New Yorkers move to LA and become more New York.
	Oh, fuck.
	Let me tell you something over here.
	I was, fuck, I've been living in, what's it called?
	Manhattan Beach.
	I moved there because it said Manhattan.
	I thought I got less homesick.
	All right, let's jump to the Mail Brian.
	Shut up, you don't have a dead.
	Let's turn our eyes together.
	True.
	Hey, G-Dog.
	I was wondering what your thoughts are on Billy's album, Billy Idol's album, Cyberpunk.
	I never really checked it out.
	Let's put it on.
	It probably sucks shit.
	He got into crack in a big way towards the end of his career.
	That may have led to his motorcycle accident that almost killed him.
	But his hair looks so fucking gay during that time.
	Look at his hair.
	So is that the top hit from Cyberpunk?
	Shock to the system.
	I'm a cyberpunk.
	Uh-oh.
	Is he in the Matrix?
	Is he going to come out of my fucking computer now?
	This is the mood board for Blade 3?
	I'm such a huge Billy Idol fan, mostly Generation X. I've never heard this album before.
	I started pieced out after that whiplash smile.
	I don't know.
	Seems lame.
	I like the aesthetic.
	Hey guys, just a heads up that only Ryan should read this email.
	So this is, I'm just going to plug my ears, okay?
	Okay.
	Ryan, I'm showing this onto you because Gam would just call it gay and shitty.
	In the 80s, members of the Beach Boys and Jenna Dean got together to make this sick Budweiser promo called Be True to Your Bud.
	Both these bands are near and dear to my heart, and I simply cannot have your contrarian Gen X boss shitting all over it.
	I know that you, like me, will appreciate the vibrancy and optimism of this little tune dedicated to the beer we all enjoy, a tune that harkens back to an era of hope.
	This is gay and shitty.
	What is this?
	Oh, nothing.
	Well, jump into the chorus.
	Maybe it might get better.
	That definitely captures a mood and an error.
	Good evening, shit for Bags and his faggot.
	Was Alex Jones right when he talked about interdimensional aliens?
	I doubt you guys have heard of the declassified CIA document, The Gateway Process.
	It goes on to explain in painful detail about out-of-body experiences, the science behind it, and how to get there.
	The document ends with the writer's conclusion to his commander about the plausibility of its essential objectives.
	Remote viewing, time-space travel, meeting with interdimensional beings.
	The summarized final bullet points are pretty interesting to read.
	Scroll to page 26, point 38, conclusion, and read the steps to achieve this.
	And for Gavin, how are we so sure God and aliens are mutually exclusive?
	Well, I believe that we have to be number one.
	And if we are just one of many and there's superior beings out there, I'm not impressed.
	It's not Christianity.
	God didn't make us in his own image.
	And now we're second best.
	That makes us animals.
	This is fucking weird, dude.
	Where is page 26?
	Are you there yet?
	It's 24, 25, 26.
	Belief system considerations.
	Very difficult considerations.
	Yes.
	There is sound rational basis in terms of physical science parameters for considering gateway to be plausible in terms of its essential objectives.
	What the fuck?
	You guys come up with the darndest stuff.
	Intuitional insights of not only personal, but of practical and professional nature would seem to be within the bounds of reasonable expectations.
	However, a phased approach for entering the gateway experience is an accelerated mode.
	In an accelerated mode, would seem to be required if the time needed, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Okay, so this is how you travel through time and space.
	You use the gateway hemi-sync tapes to achieve enhanced brain focus and to induce hemisphere synchronization.
	Then you add strong REM sleep frequencies to induce left brain quiescence and deep physical relaxation.
	Then you provide hypnotic suggestion designed to enable an individual to induce deep auto-hypnotic state at will.
	So this is just like how to hypnotize yourself and go on a trip.
	Remote viewing.
	Should we go back and kill Hitler?
	I don't know if you could do that.
	Then repeat steps A and B. I want to go back and see the Sex Pistols first show at the 100 Club.
	Repeat step F to achieve facility and gaining out about his state under conscious control.
	Alter hypnotic.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Why am I reading this fucking gobbledygook?
	Probably on Rogan or something, but somebody was like pointing out how remote viewers helped solve crimes and stuff.
	Yeah, sure they do.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	You never know.
	You never know.
	I mean, to know anything is to be kind of ignorant unless you have all the info.
	Right.
	You never do.
	I'm not saying dinosaurs don't exist.
	I just don't know.
	Yeah.
	Are you still on that kick?
	I haven't, believe it or not, not super interested in it because there's just as much information to prove and disprove it.
	Oh, really?
	It's just a lot of information.
	I think it's kind of...
	Same amount of information that says dinosaurs exist and paleontology.
	So all of paleontology is the same as four YouTube videos made by morons in their bedroom like you.
	Gotta know.
	There's a lot of videos saying that there's no fraud.
	Gotta believe that.
	Oh, what are you gonna believe some YouTube videos or the things that we pull up on the show?
	Oh, election fraud?
	Election fraud, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Election fraud.
	Okay, whatever.
	G'day, Gavin.
	I'm Rice Guy.
	I recently joined an Orthodox church.
	It's pretty sweet.
	In the words of Weezer, it's Byzantine.
	I wanted to write this letter because you kept saying Pontius Pilate was the person who stabbed Jesus.
	Yes, I fucked that up.
	Thank you.
	Pilate was very upset by Jesus' crucifixion, washed his hands of the whole ordeal.
	A random centurion stabbed Jesus to make sure he was dead.
	Oh, I thought Pontius Pilate commanded the stabbing.
	A random centurion stabbed Jesus to make sure he was dead as the local Jews didn't want corpses hanging all over town during their Passover holiday.
	I think you should look into orthodoxy.
	It doesn't leave history out of theology.
	You'll end up learning lots of valuable ancient Roman history and such.
	For example, the Roman politicians called Gracchi, Gracchi, have some really weird meme-magic similarities with Trump.
	The elder accused Roman deep state of rigging elections and organized a mob to storm the Senate building in Rome.
	This led to him being labeled a terrorist.
	Been there, dude.
	And killed by the Senate.
	Hope I don't go there, dude.
	Hello, you've got a beast.
	Spooky.
	Thank you for serving my eyes.
	Spook him.
	Okay, here's someone talking about Max and John's lawyers.
	Don't show the picture.
	Is it at all possible that John and Max lawyers are not hitting the hot points that you mentioned because they too want to drag this out and milk as much money out of their clients as possible since they probably know they aren't going to get funding from donors?
	I know you might not want to read this email on your show and talk shit on lawyers, but they did throw you under the bus and equated your satire to hateful rhetoric.
	Let's be honest.
	The lawyers and appellate judges have poor attention to detail.
	I don't know.
	I mean...
	Isn't it good for a lawyer to win?
	I don't think, no, I don't think they're maliciously holding their clients in prison in order to get more money out of them.
	Max's lawyer is not very expensive.
	This isn't like a $250,000 thing.
	I think John's lawyers were pretty expensive, but I think we're all talking like under $40,000 in both cases.
	So, you know, like I regularly have to spend $15K for stupid, frivolous shit.
	This might be ancient news, but check this out.
	P.S. Fuck Ryan.
	If this is ancient news, it's going to be the last letter we read today.
	We've seen him behind the bar.
	Thank you.
	Come on, John.
	Stop it.
	Stop it.
	Stop it.
	Go on.
	Go, go.
	Let me explain it.
	Good.
	No, just go.
	Get over it, boy.
	Get over it.
	He's basically going to drink this pint out of that glass without touching it.
	Anyway, go on.
	Can't touch that with your hands.
	Folks, can't touch it with your hands.
	Touch the glass, ready?
	Yeah, he's love to touch that gum with his hands.
	I haven't seen this, by the way.
	It's not ancient secret.
	It's not ancient secret.
	This guy probably gets great ball jobs.
	Painful but great.
	Are we getting the shamrock on the top as well?
	Can you do it?
	Can you do it?
	It's lagging.
	Can you fix the lagging, please?
	Oh, yeah.
	This is the kind of bet where you're not disappointed.
	You know what I mean?
	When you lose the money, you're like, that was tricked.
	You earned it.
	I can do that part.
	Fuck.
	Thank you very much.
	That was fantastic.
	I'm going to show you a video for the final video.
	Like, I saw this video where this guy goes, I'm going to pour this on your sock without getting your feet wet.
	And then he goes, oh, wait, I can't mail this?
	Is that what it's saying?
	He goes, I lied.
	And then he goes, did your feet get wet?
	And the guy was like, yeah, you poured soil over them.
	And he goes, no, your foot got wet.
	And then everyone laughs.
	And the guy's, that's not, that's stupid.
	That's syntax.
	That's gay and boring.
	But that wasn't a trick where they got the letters wrong.
	That was actually cool.
	All right.
	Let's go to the final video because I have a very cool final video.
	Now, you said the lagging was...
	This is the best of the two options that we've had.
	And they've always been.
	It's terrible.
	I know.
	Is it going through the internet?
	I thought you had it hardwired.
	Oh, yeah.
	That's happening.
	But I updated this to the newest iOS, so that's not good.
	Never update.
	From a computer from the 2014 era.
	So let's go.
	I just emailed this to you.
	I just emailed this to your black ass.
	Ah, shit.
	Now, as an old guy, I look at young people today, and I get very disappointed.
	I mean, they're barely corny.
	It's kind of why we started the Proud Boys, is we were dealing with 24-year-old virgins that weren't upset about their virginity, which is a sin.
	It may literally be a sin.
	I'm not sure.
	But it seems like every time I look at who I've passed the torch of youth to, they're just like, oh, this is hot.
	And they just drop it on the ground.
	Almost never do I see young people doing stuff where I go, that's better than when I was your age.
	You have taken the torch and run past me to break world records.
	So here, this is a bachelor's party of my friend.
	How do you do with the fucking on the drill?
	Irish buddy of mine.
	This is his nephew.
	So his brother's sons.
	So they're probably in their late 20s at a bachelor party.
	And they appear to be dressing as women, I think, for part of this.
	And check out how they do shots.
	Or at least this one time.
	Pouring, I think, sambuka, some sort of very flammable alcohol on their hair.
	Okay?
	With women's tops on.
	Oh, winning his eye.
	So he bursts into flames, and he does a shot, and then he can't put it up until he passes the flame to the next guy.
	And then when he's sure the other guy's on fire, he casually does it.
	Now this guy spilt it all over his face.
	So his whole face goes on fire.
	But he still manages to pass it off to the next guy who has his head shaved, by the way.
	Doesn't matter.
	And he gets his shot in.
	And then the other guy panics.
	This guy panics.
	He does his shot and then he rubs it out.
	No, you're supposed to pass it on, dude.
	So he does manage to pass it on because there's still a bit of a flame.
	No, he put out the fire.
	So they're all mad at him.
	That's the best part.
	They're like, what the fuck?
	You put it out too soon.
	Like, that's considered a problem.
	Of course, it's the least ginger one out of them.
	Like, the least Irish appearing.
	Yeah.
	That Italian ruined everything.
	Fucking shit.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Slick, slack, whatcha grab?
	Quick, quack, quick, quack.
	Watching the assiness.

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