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March 16, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E86 - AMERICA DOESN'T SUCK

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
	Country Free and the boys, we like keeping it real.
	Cracking us cold brood, kicking up our heels.
	A little foreshadowing there with Mike Gravelle.
	Yeah.
	Subliminal.
	I'm getting ripped.
	That used to feel like the heaviest thing in the world.
	That feels like a transistor radio now.
	And I saw some old clip where I was talking about Trump winning the election on rebel media.
	And it's this scrawny little wizened man.
	No wonder I had to redo all my shirts.
	I've put on some pounds.
	And I'm not just talking fat, though I am including fat.
	That was Baines and Dunfrey, All I Need.
	And it's Bob Odenkirk and David Cross, a very funny sketch about, I mean, dissecting comedy is not funny, but I believe it's a parody on these billionaire country stars who are just like, I'm just like you.
	I'm a regular Joe.
	Meanwhile, they live in this insane mansion, so he's saying, all I need is a case of Miller or Bud.
	And then it gets more and more elaborate until he needs all the finest cheeses and she has to leave the groceries out front.
	Fucking hilarious.
	That show, again, top five funniest shows.
	I wasn't looking for that song, though.
	I was looking for this Toby Keith parody Bob Odenkirk did.
	I just can't fucking find it.
	It's been erased from society.
	I remember we looked for it.
	And it's relevant to today's show because this is all about David Cross, my ex-lover.
	And I discovered Toby Keith after 9-11.
	American mom.
	They all always stand up and I played that for David.
	We were very, very intimate at the time.
	And I said, isn't this fucking awesome?
	And he knew that I was like the right-wing guy and the anti-immigration guy and he was the left-wing guy.
	And it wasn't really an issue.
	But I thought that was a good example of where we split.
	And I didn't like the song ironically.
	I thought it's a fucking awesome song.
	We'll put a boot in your ass.
	It's the American way.
	He said some of some beer sausages that Ryan made, so I'm having trouble speaking eloquently.
	And he thought, he just assumed I was kidding.
	So he goes, that song is amazing.
	It's awesome.
	And then he showed it to Bob, and then they went on and did this parody.
	And I was like, I don't think that should have been parodied.
	It's a cool song.
	You can't find it?
	That parody?
	No, we gave up on that.
	I'm asking the viewers at home.
	If you guys can dig that up, we'll play it tomorrow.
	Oh, but you want the real song?
	You want to find it?
	But the real song.
	The real song rules.
	Yeah, Keith.
	Rotu Ya courtesy.
	Oh, the red, white, and blue.
	I remember David laughing at him going, has dad poked out his eye on a training mission, not even in battle?
	He lost his eye in a training mission?
	Yeah, that's how tough the military is.
	Yeah, I would argue most accidents are in training.
	You know how many fucking soldiers died coming back from World War II after the war, like in plane crashes and shit?
	What, you're not going to pull up the actual video?
	What, you're having a line day.
	Anyway, it's a great champion.
	Grow up and live happy in this land of the free.
	Now this nation that I love is coming under attack.
	A fucking sucker punch can fly in from somewhere in the back.
	And as soon as we can see clearly through our big black eye, well, we lit up your ass like the 4th of July.
	Hey, Uncle Sam.
	What should me on me?
	I love this.
	I get it.
	I get how the cool guys laugh at it.
	But I don't know.
	I'm just so happy to be here as an immigrant that I think it's awesome.
	And I was particularly sensitive about 9-11, having watched 9-11 from my roof three miles away at 174 Ludlow, stared at it.
	That's not three miles as the crow flies.
	I saw the second plane hit the towers.
	Speaking of this wonderful city that we need to get out of soon, shock and pa, accuser, governor, preoccupied with his big hands.
	This is beating a dead horse at this point.
	He's been on the fucking cover for two weeks.
	We get it.
	He sucks.
	Let's move on.
	Ooh, speaking of sucking.
	No, that's not sexual, you pigs.
	Curtis Silwa's running for mayor.
	I don't want to jinx his career by endorsing him, but I endorse him.
	Guardian Angels founder Curtis Silwell rips Mayor de Blasio and Governor Cuomo on Criminal Justice Monday, and he's wearing his Guardian Angels beret.
	That's fantastic.
	Anyway, we won't go near that because I'm so toxic that when I endorse people, they die.
	Yeah, we don't.
	That's what David Duke does, you know, he endorses his enemies.
	I'm serious.
	Oh, shit.
	So we're going to go over this video David Cross did called America Sucks at Everything.
	We strongly disagree, but I made that his book for the day.
	It's a good book.
	I mentioned in it once.
	I stayed at Gavin and Emily's, I think.
	But it's the thing that bothered me about it was there's no thread.
	So it's just like a diary.
	It's just like this happened, or here's a fun thing, or here's some inventions I thought of.
	So, I mean, it's a good bathroom book, but it's kind of the easiest book to write because it's just a hodgepodge of a short list of videos with babies in them that I have not seen on the internet, but most likely exist and I would like to see at some point.
	And then one of them is a combolation of babies eating the poo of their household pets.
	So silly comedy.
	Pretty good writing.
	Whatever.
	Good coffee table book.
	Check out my parlor.
	I don't think enough of you are on parlor.
	But you should do that.
	Also, we should call Alan Foyer.
	Shouldn't we?
	Yeah?
	Couldn't get a hold of him yesterday.
	Let's try today.
	He's the guy who wrote that article.
	Let's try being really enthusiastic.
	And then he might call back if we miss him.
	Maybe it's the other four here.
	Oh, maybe I'm calling the aristocrat.
	Not looking good, folks.
	I've got so much to ask him.
	It's looking bad, guys.
	You've reached 1, 9, 1, 4.
	I had probably the most fun I've ever had yesterday after work.
	I went to my local, which I can't tell you where it is because people are trying to kill me.
	And there's a guy there named Joe.
	He bartends now sometimes.
	We used to make fun of him and call him an idiot.
	He has stolen valor.
	He says he was a Marine and complains about all his illnesses.
	And we go, why don't you just go to the VA like all vets, except me?
	And he said, I never thought of that.
	What?
	And then he says his grandson is on a ventilator from COVID many times.
	And he joined this motorcycle club called the Third Watch or Fourth Watch.
	And they go, oh, where is he?
	In Arizona?
	Yeah, I might know the top surgeon there.
	He's my brother-in-law.
	I'll set you up.
	I'll make sure he's okay.
	What ward is he in?
	I lied.
	He said it?
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	Like halfwits.
	I lied.
	Thought it would sound good on TV.
	One time, he didn't fuck this girl.
	Now he's 58 and he's not a pervert.
	I'll hand that to him.
	So his dates can be as high as 62.
	But they don't usually go down below 45.
	And those women have been around the block.
	Their kids are left.
	The kids are done with college.
	They want to get fucked.
	You don't have to court them.
	Their lives don't matter.
	They can't even get pregnant.
	Just bang them.
	I don't think they even have STDs.
	Can they even get STDs?
	So I go, did you fuck her?
	This is a previous girl.
	And he goes, no, I'm, he's got a stiff neck.
	I was living in, oh, are you serious?
	Oh, you can't make this stuff up.
	No, I was living in the, I was, I'm in a room at this lady's house, and she doesn't let me have guests over because she doesn't want it.
	I go, well, then get out of that room or fuck her at her house or bang her in the bathroom.
	I'll even make a distraction.
	I'll go, excuse me, everyone.
	I have an announcement to make.
	I'm gay.
	And while the eyeballs are on me, you scurry off to the bathroom.
	Right?
	In the sense that...
	So that first girl dumped him.
	And I go, I told you this before.
	I go, it must hurt to be dumped by someone who's clearly so perceptive.
	And I'm very happy with myself.
	I'm going pee and giggling at my own joke because I think I've used it many times since.
	Every time someone gets dumped, that's what I say.
	In fact, I know this cop who just got dumped, and I said that, and he goes, yeah, she can go fuck herself.
	And then he goes, good luck having to pay for parking for the rest of your life.
	Feed the meter, bitch.
	I'm like, that's your only, that's the only good thing about being with you?
	A quarter at a time, baby.
	Quarter.
	So what is parking in the Bronx is like two bucks.
	So you say goodbye to me.
	You better have two bucks.
	All right.
	I'll pay two bucks not to be with you.
	But anyway, I come back from the bathroom and bartender Joe goes, he goes, hey, did I tell you?
	My daughter tried to kill herself.
	What?
	Yeah.
	On Xanax, they found her.
	She cut herself.
	She's in the bathtub.
	I go, what hospital is she at?
	He named some hospital.
	He's obviously been quizzed before.
	I go, you're fucking lying.
	Don't fucking lie to me.
	It's one thing to lie about I was in the Rolling Stones.
	That doesn't bother me.
	That's just silly.
	It actually doesn't bother me.
	All lies bother me because they waste my time.
	I know people that were in big famous bands.
	I want to hear about it.
	Oh, do you know this guy?
	So even that's annoying.
	But when you have kids and someone lies and says their kid OD'd, fuck you.
	Like that's my worst nightmare with my own children.
	So you're garnering sympathy by bringing up a dad's worst nightmare.
	So I fucking bawled him out.
	I was pissed off.
	We didn't speak for a while.
	Anyway, I realized sort of later that I'm going to stop teasing him because I think he has a head injury.
	He used to be an EMT or maybe he just drove the ambulance.
	You have to divide everything he says by 10.
	So if he was an EMT, he did a tenth of what EMTs do.
	You saw an EMT once.
	He sat in the pad.
	Maybe he was in the ambulance.
	So maybe he just got a head injury and now I'm making fun of a retard, which is punching down.
	So yesterday, I'm with this British guy, James.
	And he always says, man, oi, man, check this out, man.
	He's like something at a whiff now and I call it the Cumberwole Carrot.
	I got a doll which shits itself.
	And he goes, oy, man, something's going on in the bathroom, man.
	And I go, what do you mean going on in the bathroom?
	Someone's doing Coke or fucking?
	And he goes, no, man, there's fucking shit on the bathroom.
	I think it's Joe.
	And I go, Joe's shit on the floor?
	He goes, yeah.
	I think he's got Crohn's disease, man.
	And he wipes his ass.
	No, he stuffs tissue paper up his ass.
	And then he shits in it and then he throws it away.
	But it didn't go in the toilet.
	It went on the floor.
	And I'm looking around the bar.
	And there's John, who owns a bar.
	That's not someone who shits on the floor.
	There's Lenny, who's a chiropractor.
	This is a professional.
	I don't believe in chiropractic, but that's still a...
	It's not easy to do that.
	I'm sure you need some sort of license, right?
	Yeah.
	Almost a doctor.
	That's not him.
	There's me.
	I've had wet farts.
	I've pooed my pants occasionally, I think.
	As what's his name says, Brett, what's that fucking George Brett, the baseball player, he goes, I'm good for those about once a year.
	When that happens, I take my underwear off.
	I clean my buttocks.
	I put them in tissue paper in the garbage.
	Then I clean my butt cheeks.
	I make sure everything's clean.
	You wouldn't know that I had just shit my pants if you came into the bathroom after me.
	I clean up.
	You don't leave the poo-poo all over the place.
	You know who else does that?
	Oh, you know, everyone.
	What are you doing with your fucking faggot hair, you annoying ponce?
	Getting it ready for the end of the story.
	Let's see.
	Okay.
	Before, it wasn't ready to hear a story.
	Now this is story hair.
	Story hair.
	That's your new nickname.
	I don't like that at all.
	Oh, by the way, I don't know if I made this clear enough.
	Please find me the Bob and David song that's lampooning Toby Keith's red, white, and blue.
	It's called like, I love the USA.
	I kick it in the ass.
	Something like that.
	It's almost impossible to find.
	I have no idea why.
	So, and it wasn't James.
	He's like a rich guy.
	And who else?
	And then there was Bill, the war vet.
	He served in Grenada.
	It didn't poo his pants.
	So I go, Joe, you shit the bathroom.
	And he goes, oh, what?
	Are you kidding me?
	What?
	So then he immediately goes into the bathroom, cleans it up, puts it in the waste paper basket, which is like, that doesn't really help.
	I want it flushed and gone.
	And then James, he goes, that wasn't me.
	That wasn't me.
	Hey, hey, what are you crazy?
	What?
	What?
	And James goes, why'd you go to the women's bathroom then, Joe?
	No one goes to the women's bathroom.
	In fact, every time they do, we call them a fag.
	It's part of a gay joke.
	No one goes in there.
	What was your aversion to the men's loo, man?
	He's like, what?
	I didn't do it.
	I didn't do it.
	And I just told you the process of elimination.
	I go, Joe, we just caught you.
	We know it's you.
	And he goes, no, no, no, no.
	I go, all right, how about this?
	I'll pay you $100 to stand up on a chair and show us your asshole.
	And if there's no shit on it, you get $100.
	I go, do you have Crohn's disease?
	Yeah, but I take Umavera for that.
	Whatever the commercial is.
	And so, you know, we're looking around the bar.
	There's not one derelict.
	There's not one bum.
	There's not one guy like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And I show Bill, who has the weakest stomach.
	These are my favorite kind of guys.
	People who bar feasy.
	Like I used to work with this dude, Sebastian, and I could make him puke just by talking.
	Same with Jesse Pearson over at Invice Days.
	I'd say, oh, did you hear what happened the other day?
	It was really hot out.
	No.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Your dad and my dad were naked, and they rubbed butter all over their asses.
	Like they had this big handful of butter.
	And then they got on all fours and they pushed their asses together with the butter and it attracted all these flies.
	There was flies everywhere landing on the butter, going in their butt cracks, and they just kept pushing the hot butter from their, and he just goes, oh my God, that's fucking disgusting.
	Or I remember Jesse was drunk once and I was standing over him just talking about like some mass murderer who cut this old lady's tits off and you could see all the string and the muscle tissue.
	And she's like, oh, that's so disgusting.
	So it's one of my favorite things in the world is making someone barf.
	And we had the pictures because that's how James told me is he said, check it out, man.
	What's going on?
	And these are the pictures.
	That's the best one, right?
	There's like you, that's three clumps.
	Oh, sorry.
	Warning, warning.
	Don't watch this if you're eating.
	Turn away.
	Skip ahead.
	Very disgusting stuff coming up.
	Put it in the toilet one at a time.
	Why?
	Like, he thinks it's a good job to put in the wastebasket.
	I'm not satisfied.
	No.
	Here's a weird thing, too.
	And maybe this is something with Crohn's.
	It didn't smell bad at all.
	Weird.
	Yeah.
	If I take a shit in the bathroom, I just tell people, I put a little sign up and say, be back in five minutes.
	Don't come in.
	But this was fine.
	I was very surprised.
	Go to the next one, though.
	Okay, I apologize.
	Now this, so anyway, we flash this at Bill, and he just starts going, oh!
	I don't mean like a little one.
	Like I'm very surprised he didn't barf.
	He's draw.
	His eyes, he had no white in his eyes.
	This was all dark red, and all the capillaries bursting, tears pouring down his face, and just go, oh, oh, oh, and anytime I wanted it to happen, I would just go like that, boom.
	Oops, I just showed my kid.
	I would go like that, boom, and he'd see it and just go, you don't have to delete that.
	I'd go like this and he'd just go, oh, and it was like having a magic barf gun where I just like, show him, and he's like, no, I'm serious.
	Don't do that ever again.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, my God.
	I ain't never seen anything like that in my life.
	How many of you not?
	Maybe I have a high tolerance for gross, but I wasn't.
	Maybe you should just blur that out, by the way.
	Yeah.
	So go back to the shit.
	Oh, so just to be clear here, the reason I brought up this story is because when he was barfing, dry heaving, me and James were laughing the hardest I've laughed in two years.
	Like I hadn't heard my laugh, that kind of a laugh.
	I was a little disappointed in it, to be quite frank.
	It was not Denzel Washington.
	This was not a James Earl Jones laugh.
	It was a screeching, high-pitched, girly, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
	Like, I would have a high laugh.
	Right?
	It was not that.
	You think it was like someone was giving a coyote a colonoscopy.
	And like a gervais laugh.
	Oh, my God.
	Yeah, it was a very gervais laugh.
	And fuck, man.
	It's the best time I've, oh, it gets better.
	But anyway, let's zoom in on that.
	Oh, geez.
	Okay.
	Now, you go to the shit.
	The shit looks weird.
	Yes.
	That's not you wiping your ass.
	That's shit seeping out of your ass.
	And if you'll noticed above the shit, you can see creases like folded, implying it was folded into a butt cheek.
	You know, like if someone had Crohn's.
	You know.
	You know.
	Like a diaper.
	That's his diaper on the ground.
	Why he would just dump it there, I cannot fathom.
	Maybe he was pulling out.
	He thought someone was coming.
	But we're all drinking there for a couple hours.
	There's going to be a lot of pissing.
	That's the only men's bathroom.
	So we're going to see that.
	What was he thinking?
	I don't understand.
	He was drinking, correct?
	He wasn't wasted.
	What is Crohn's?
	It is a hole in your stomach lining Or something like that, right?
	I don't know.
	It's a shit thing.
	Your stomach's always in pain.
	Well, I know in ulcers.
	Okay, stop showing that, by the way.
	Oh, please.
	Yes.
	He might get drunk real quick.
	He does get drunk really quick.
	Yeah.
	I've seen him fall asleep after like five beers.
	Yep.
	And he doesn't drink hard liquor.
	So then it gets better.
	Then someone puts on a bunch of classic rock.
	We change the lyrics to every song about Joe shitting his pants.
	So we are the champions and we have our beers up and we go, Joe shit the men's room again.
	And it wasn't very good.
	He'll keep on shitting till the end.
	Just so dumb.
	It wasn't witty at all.
	Like, and he won't, and he'll shit the room again.
	Wow.
	Every song of this shitting in the streets.
	Strutter is shitter.
	Shitter.
	Yeah.
	Because we eventually, you know, you do process of elimination.
	And, you know, when we were beating up jail, he kept going, what are you guys picking on me?
	And your brain wants to trust people.
	So you go, yeah, what are we doing?
	And then he'd start fighting us and we'd have to beat him up.
	And it was the same with his.
	It wasn't me.
	It wasn't me.
	And we're like, fine.
	If there was three bums in the corner, like, I could disperse the blame.
	But you're the one with Crohn's.
	You lie constantly.
	And every person next to me is a professional somewhat.
	They have a life.
	And people with lives don't shit on the fucking floor.
	Anyway, it was one of the best times I've ever had.
	That sounds like good old laughs where they just keep going.
	And the fact that Bill was not happy and he was like, oh, oh my God, that's most disgusting.
	Oh, my God.
	And then we would mention it and he'd start dryheaving again.
	That's funny.
	Damn, man.
	Was he mad?
	Or was he just like, I don't know what you're guys talking about?
	Who, Joe?
	Yeah.
	The shitter.
	The shitter.
	The guy that said no to $100.
	Yeah.
	You know what would have happened, too.
	I would have, he would have pulled out his pants.
	He would have seen toilet paper.
	He needs money badly because he doesn't work.
	He's always lying about work.
	So $100.
	I go, there's the ATM right there.
	I'll go get you the money.
	No.
	He kept going.
	And then as we were doing the song and stuff, he goes, oh, seriously?
	Really?
	Oh, we're going to do this?
	Another song?
	Oh, great, great.
	That's funny.
	That's what you do if you're guilty.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Like if someone, even at the gym today, there was a brutal fart that smelled like someone killed a raccoon three years ago.
	And they go, was that you?
	I go, I never deny farts.
	I never deny farts.
	If that was me, I'd be very proud of it.
	I'd be going, damn right, motherfucker.
	You want another one, bitch?
	Yeah.
	I'll skunk up this joint.
	So that was fun.
	Oh, we got a bunch of stuff we didn't cover yesterday.
	So yeah, I have to promote my parlor.
	I really want to cancel Indiana Jones because he goes to get artifacts.
	This is people's history.
	Why is Dr. Zeus canceled and not Indiana Jones?
	Maybe it's because Indiana Jones beat up a Nazi once.
	So they're just kind of, that makes you, that's a force field now you have forever.
	But he's going to these aboriginal places and then taking some little thing out.
	Let's cancel him.
	We could start a whole campaign.
	Hey, 4chan, you guys are good at starting fake things.
	Can you start a cancel Indiana Jones thing and make it look real?
	Like that.
	He's a fucking thief.
	Leave that with the Aztecs.
	That's their thing.
	Those are brown people, too.
	He's taking brown people stuff.
	And where does he take it?
	To the Met in New York City.
	White museums get it.
	Yep.
	Wait, I haven't seen this one.
	That's the Dr. Octopus guy.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, is this the golden skull?
	What's that guy's name?
	He's got a girl name in his name, right?
	Like Leslie?
	Not that girl.
	Like Julia or something.
	If you're showing that there's bloatouts there, I would extend my arm out and then poke on it.
	Anyway, sorry.
	We're cleaning up the computer.
	A lot of small notes.
	Alfred Molina.
	I still want to cancel the Knicks, too.
	They represent the Knickerbockers.
	That's another campaign.
	Can you guys build those campaigns?
	So there's cancel.
	Don't say cancel.
	Say Indiana Jones glorifies colonization.
	And then the Knickerbockers stole Manhattan from the Indians.
	Both of them glorify colonization.
	And they're an outrage.
	One of them has a Nazi force field.
	The other has a black force field.
	We don't have a bumper for fake news, but there's a lot of kookiness going on with Tucker.
	We always wondered who was going to take up live rent-free in the media's head.
	And it turns out it's Tucker Carlson.
	He's the new Trump.
	They don't know how to get views anymore without a cartoon villain to piggyback off of so boring.
	Tucker Carlson has taken Trump's place as a right-wing leader, as an outrage generator, as a fire starter.
	And it's all, you know what Tucker does?
	I watched it last night.
	He just says facts.
	Hate facts.
	Women fail the military physical 65% of the time.
	Men fail at 9% of the time.
	George Floyd ate his fentanyl as he's done in the past.
	That's an outrage generator?
	Well, sort of.
	There is truth to that.
	I mean, there's a lot of different facts you could say.
	You could say the iPhone uses child labor.
	That's not news to anyone.
	So he doesn't choose that.
	So is he trying to be provocative?
	I think he's trying to be interesting.
	And the interesting facts are their verboten facts.
	What's 1.6?
	He backs free speech.
	Which is verboten.
	Oh, yeah.
	He backs free speech like the Babylon Bee, who's the same people attack Babylon B attack him.
	But the Babylon B's, and I learned this from Tucker, you're not going to see it anywhere else, is under fire.
	Hey, comedians who hate him.
	Hey, liberal comedians.
	You're next.
	If right-wing humor is on the chopping block, left-wing humor is next.
	Of all the good things, Bad things the internet has brought us.
	One thing we're celebrating is the renaissance in satire and comedy online.
	No website represents that renaissance better than the Babylon B. Here's some recent headlines they've run: quote: Democrats grasping at straws to impeach Trump now regret banning straws.
	Clear joke.
	El Paso man comes down from an insane acid trip where he hallucinated that he ran.
	Or how about this one?
	CNN attacks Babylon B. The internet is only big enough for one fake news site.
	Those headlines are all amusing, but they're also satirical.
	It's obvious they are.
	They're not real.
	But as the left has grown, you know?
	Yeah.
	Well, I guess it is bad to say Beto was doing acid.
	And so the left has set out to crush the Babylon B. The New York Times suggested that when the right pokes fun at the left, it's not satire, it's quote, deceit.
	A CNN reporter recently accused Babylon Bee of spreading, quote, clickbait and misinformation.
	In other words, Facebook better censor it and fast.
	Seth Dylan is the CEO of the Babylon B, and we're happy to have him.
	Anyway, you get the idea.
	I don't know why I included that.
	It's just fascinating.
	This looks pretty fun.
	Hack Madness.
	Just like March Madness, you vote for the most hack journalist.
	Liberal hack tournament brackets announced stars from CNN and MSNBC compete for hack royalty.
	Every time I look at Brian Stettler, the Turgid Tattletale's weird, ugly little sexless, genderless, turgid Tattletale face, I think, does anyone watch him and not hate him?
	I get watching Rachel Maddow and not hating her.
	She doesn't make my blood boil.
	I just think she's wrong about a bunch of stuff and has Trump derangement syndrome.
	But she doesn't bother me.
	She doesn't hurt my eyeballs.
	Brian Stettler hurts your eyeball.
	Is it Stelter or Stettler?
	I don't want to learn it, actually.
	Fuck him.
	But yeah, go down a bit.
	Oh, there he is.
	Look at him.
	Look at him.
	And the way he talks.
	His fucking tie.
	The tie really bothers me.
	Why'd you say it like that?
	The chody tie?
	The tie really bothers me.
	Let's hear him talk.
	Reach.
	What Stelter is saying there, Laura?
	Wait, go back.
	You can have your speech, but your ability is not the same about this.
	A harm reduction model.
	Reducing a liar's reach is not the same as censoring freedom of speech.
	No.
	Freedom of speech is different than freedom of reach.
	And algorithmic reach is part of the problem.
	Freedom of reach?
	What's still going on?
	But wait a minute.
	If you have no reach, then where does your speech go?
	I mean, am I not being censored?
	They just took my reach away.
	I'm still not being censored.
	Yes, I am.
	I have a site called censored.tv that has to have layers and layers of encryption on it to avoid getting destroyed.
	I've got all kinds of problems with payment processes.
	I've already had to change the name from free speech.tv.
	So I built my own pirate ship and they fuck it.
	Look at Parlor.
	They built their own thing and it got shut down.
	Ooh, it's...
	I don't want to disparage gays by saying he has gay face, but there is something very gay about his stupid face.
	See, his wife fucks him too.
	That was just serious.
	Oh, he has a wife?
	Yeah, he's got kids.
	Oh.
	He didn't look so bad there.
	That's even better, but that's much younger.
	That's back when he was stalking Michelle Monk and begging her for scoops.
	Where was that from?
	I don't know.
	What's this now?
	I guess we're jumping to Proud Boys?
	Yeah.
	Give me a Proud Boy.
	Let us jump.
	Proud Boys don't start fights.
	They finish.
	How could anyone hear that song and think the group is deadly serious?
	I don't know.
	I have a suspension of disbelief.
	Okay, here's one of the weirdest things I've seen in a long time.
	I've learned this from anti-fash Gordon, one of these tattletales who gets people fired.
	That's their contribution to society, is pretending that conservatives are Nazis and then getting them fired from their various jobs, their careers shut down, or their weddings or their funerals, just shutting down their life, sticking the mob on them.
	It's a strange, very bourgeois thing to do.
	But Anti-Fash Gordon is upset.
	And when I say anti-fashion Gordon, I obviously mean Christian exu.
	He's upset that the Communist Party of Britain supports the rioters at Capitol Hill because they were working class.
	Who were the rioters at Capitol Hill?
	They were the working class.
	Were they a bunch of fascist stormtroopers or insurgents, as Trotskyists, liberals, and social democrats allege?
	Read their stories for yourself at thecommunist.org.
	Now, it's true they were the working class.
	That's undeniable.
	There was people at the Capitol, sorry, in D.C. who were rich, but the actual imbeciles who stormed the Capitol happen to all be working class guys.
	That's just a fact.
	So the communists support them.
	Not a surprise, but about four paragraphs in, they're taking shots at sex workers and trans people, like the reactionary authoritarian nightmare that the party actually is.
	I got some bad news for you, Christian.
	Real, true communists are anti-gay, anti-trans, anti-sex worker.
	They're building a utopia.
	There's no room for sex work in a utopia.
	So as we've screamed a million times, all these faux artists, these fae artists, these bourgeoisie will be the first to go.
	And here is a crazy article.
	I can't believe I'm promoting this, but Jason Kessler.
	Wait, what was that?
	Is that Steve Ogden?
	Oh, Steve Ogden is suspended.
	That's good news.
	That was a big Antifa website.
	Click on Steve Ogden, though.
	He was doxing people.
	He's an Antifa kid who was doxing people.
	What about this?
	If you're not following Buffalo.
	Okay, maybe that's his back.
	29 followers, I'm scared.
	We don't know, frankly.
	So, Jason Kessler, who was the guy who infiltrated Proud Boys and was booted twice, but it keeps getting listed in the New York Times as an example of Proud Boys being in Charlottesville, which is a ridiculous notion.
	Another reason I called Alan is his story blew up.
	It was above the fold on the front page of the New York Times.
	Yahoo!
	Local newspapers all took it in.
	So that ridiculous article I spent yesterday's show going through was probably the most read article in America yesterday.
	And it's amateur hour at the Apollo.
	Anyway, here are the top anti-fash doxers, and they're all rich kids.
	Doxing the doxers.
	Antifa's war against regular Americans is run by spoiled rich kids.
	So scroll down.
	Okay, there we have Antifa at Tucker's house.
	We don't need that.
	We've all seen that.
	Terrible.
	So there he is, Christian Exu.
	And I guess he's outing himself there.
	I'm announcing a new project I've spent the last few months working on.
	It's called Deplatform Hate, and the goal is to kick the far right off the internet.
	Why?
	So he's a rich kid, son of a professor who just always gets a job at the school his dad's at.
	He's going to infiltrate and expose proud boys, boogaloo boys, neo-Nazis, and Oathkeeper militias.
	Good work.
	A small group of sleuths.
	I remember that article.
	Keep going.
	So there's his dad, attorney Diane and Professor Calvin.
	He writes for Salon, his dad.
	Okay.
	And then we have Josh Exu.
	Okay, nice dreads, Josh.
	And he points out their salaries are all in the hundreds of thousands.
	There he is, doxing people.
	Keep going.
	Do, do, do, to do.
	Keep going, keep it going.
	It looks like Jason is.
	Oh, here's the other guy.
	Abner Bashir Og Haig.
	He runs the Left Coast Right Watch website, right?
	And he is also the bourgeoisie.
	Purchased a gun to prepare for the war with his rivals.
	I wonder if Alan Foyer is going to be talking about that violence that the FBI ignores.
	Is that going to come up?
	Nope.
	Doesn't fit the narrative.
	Keep going.
	He's the scion too.
	Like, go up a little bit, sorry.
	No, down.
	Yeah, his mother immigrated from Pakistan.
	She's a global studies professor.
	And then the dad owns a farm, which is worth $2.6 million.
	Oh.
	See, you know who else was like this?
	Karl Marx, the godfather of socialism.
	And then we have this ugly bitch, Talia Lavin.
	And she was the one who was fired for saying that someone in the military had a white power tattoo, and it was actually the name of his battalion.
	Go down?
	Yeah, that guy.
	Remember that whole thing?
	The tattoo shown here is the symbol for his platoon.
	Wait, what are you doing?
	Symbol for his platoon while he fought in Afghanistan.
	You silly cow.
	Anyway, she was fired, but she eventually got a job with Media Matters because these people are permanently employable.
	James Levin graduated from Harvard, biochemistry degree.
	Talia Freely Mitch that she was a legacy kid at Harvard.
	Anyway, I just thought that was interesting to look behind the iron curtain and see who is fighting the fashion.
	I guess we should have...
	It must hurt them to wear a mask when they have to cover that.
	They're like, oh, I don't get to show off how hot I am.
	I have to put a mask on.
	That sucks.
	I wonder how the Palestinian feels, the Palestinian Pakistani feels about the Jew on the other side and their contradictory belief system.
	All right, let's show the Antifa BLM thing there if we're going to get into Antifa.
	Neither have I. Look at these fucking horrible, weak users.
	Fuck you, Dad.
	Fuck you, Dad.
	What's that from?
	I don't know.
	Fuck you, Dad.
	This was in Montreal, my hometown, one of my many hometowns, man-attacked for calling puberty blockers child abuse.
	Puberty blockers permanently, medically, biologically change your child.
	Children cannot consent to...
	Yes, Ryan?
	Most things.
	I can't read that.
	Oh.
	Puberty blockers.
	Stop the child abuse.
	Seems reasonable.
	I mean, they're infertile after they take these things.
	Well, it's obvious what it would do.
	You're stopping puberty.
	Puberty, your sexuality, it's like a river.
	It's going in a direction.
	You stick a rock in it.
	It's going to go around either side.
	And these people, these kids are biologically deformed by these puberty blockers.
	And the whole point of them is, well, it must be disturbing to identify as a woman and then have biology tell you, no, here's her dick.
	Here's a boner.
	Here's pubes.
	So we're just going to not have that.
	How macabre is that?
	Can't get a tattoo.
	You can't vote.
	But you can stop your dick growing pubes.
	Or you can stop your tits when you're fucking 11, 12.
	Anyway, show the video.
	Remember, the right is violent.
	75% of us are completely awoken.
	We're completely common.
	Scroll out.
	That doesn't look like we have the right one.
	Go forward a bit.
	Yeah, that's it.
	By the way, a pylon will fuck you up.
	Yeah, those are heavy, dude.
	Remember the dude, the drummer and cerebral balsy?
	Someone threw a pylon on stage and it totally opened up his head.
	Again, there's a chick ready to throw down.
	Get the fuck out of here!
	No!
	Get those broken fuck up!
	Like he was blocked and he fractured his arm.
	If I could just get a look at that street, I could know where they are.
	Fucking walk them!
	Do I see a Saint-Couder?
	Bon Provence, the Belle Provence.
	Oh, shit.
	Is that the same clip?
	Or is it gone back to the beginning?
	Yeah.
	Not the best camera work in the world there.
	So he's saying, I don't believe in your trans kid thing.
	What is this?
	Bouncer at Crash Mansion attacks Cerebral Ballsy in the Green Room?
	I don't think this is.
	Or were they attacked multiple times?
	Oh, yeah.
	Those guys are always getting him fights.
	They played my 40th birthday party as a surprise at my place upstate.
	And I beat them up.
	I came downstairs.
	I was stairs the stage.
	And I was taken over to David Cross's house, actually.
	And I come downstairs and no, I go to the neighbor's house, which was David.
	Then I come back to my house.
	They've set up AMP's PA system and they start playing a show.
	That's badass.
	It's in my hit book, Death of Cool.
	I thought this was interesting.
	ABC News.
	Remember we were talking about Alan Foyer's news source yesterday?
	And I said she is Antifa?
	Oh, wait, sorry.
	Go back to the trans thing.
	So this is, is this a coincidence?
	No.
	This is evidence that the trans kid thing is just fashion, which is why every celebrity needs to have a trans kid.
	It's the hot new pet this year.
	So we have the son of Megan Fox, the son of Gwen Stefani, the daughter of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.
	We have Adele's daughter.
	Who's that?
	Charlie Therone's daughter?
	No, sorry, son.
	Those are both sons.
	And I can't read it Ryan.
	And then the son of Naomi Watt.
	Watts.
	Look at that.
	It's the thing to be.
	How fucking depraved is that?
	That you're dressing up your child like someone else in order to score oppression points.
	Like Charlize hasn't already scored enough oppression points by adopting a black child.
	I wonder, I couldn't find this online.
	See if you can find this, guys.
	Is the child that she adopted, are those black kids from South Africa?
	Because I could imagine the Zulu warrior who gave up his son is not going to be happy.
	You know, these are the same people that would be like, don't clip your dog's ears.
	It's cruel.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, don't even clip their nails.
	Two African-American girls.
	African-American girl.
	Whatever the fuck that means.
	Yeah, they're so sensitive about everything else, but they don't mind this child abuse.
	And when you give a child up for adoption, you're assuming they're going to a better place.
	And then you go somewhere where they're using them as a fashion accoutrement and bombarding them with chemicals that prevent puberty.
	That's child abuse.
	That's not what I gave up my kid for.
	I gave up my kid because I'm broke and I wanted him to have a better life.
	Now you're dancing him around in a dress because you brainwashed him into thinking he's a different gender?
	Anyway, jump ahead to ABC News.
	So yesterday, or two days ago now, that New York Times article that was above the fold said, yes, Prowboys are dangerous, they're fascists, and we've got an expert here.
	Her name is Megan Squire.
	So Nick points out that your expert source, you used ABC News, is calling for Twitter to ban my account.
	Squire is an SPLC operative and Antifa collaborator who says that left-wing terrorism is the last resort of a diversity of tactics.
	Their expert source literally wants me to be killed.
	And experts are baffled that he still has a right, a reach, I believe, as Stelter talks, as Stelter put it, he still has a right to free reach.
	Megan Squire, computer science professor at Elon University, a senior fellow at the SPLC, told ABC News, he's verified over there.
	Next pick.
	Meet Antifa's secret weapon against far-right extremists, Megan Squire.
	This is not someone who sympathizes with Antifa.
	This is someone who is Antifa.
	And what do they advocate for?
	They advocate for extreme violence.
	Though she may be peaceful herself, among her strongest allies are activists, anti-fascists.
	When did Wired, when did nerds become so radically left-wing?
	She doesn't consider herself, like imagine Revenge of the Nerds, those were all Antifa guys.
	She doesn't consider herself to be Antifa and pushes digital activism instead of the group's black block tactics, in which bandana masked, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, bandana masked activists physically attack white supremacists.
	Sounds good.
	But she is sympathetic to Antifa's goal of silencing racist extremists and is unwilling to condemn their use of violence, describing it as a last resort.
	She's an intelligence operative of sorts in the battle against far-right extremism, which has become America's number one obsession.
	Because America sucks, right?
	She's also LARPing as Rocky Dennis from the movie Mask.
	Why did you say that like the dude in Goodfellas?
	Karen.
	Oh, yeah.
	She's also LARPing like Rocky Dennis in the movie Mask.
	We needed that red hair, Karen.
	Yeah, I don't do a good Regliota, but...
	That was a terrible Releota.
	Yeah, I know.
	There was a helicopter over our heads.
	We were in deep.
	Tony wasn't too happy about it.
	All right, that's pretty good.
	All right, should we jump into David Cross's examination of how much America sucks?
	Yes, let's do it.
	David Cross, why America Sucks at Everything.
	That's too bad.
	America's been very good to David Cross.
	He's made millions and millions of dollars doing exactly what he loves, entertaining people.
	That's the beauty of the free market.
	I was best pals with David, I would say.
	We bought land together, built houses on it.
	But during the great divorce of Trump, everyone had to split up.
	I don't really blame him.
	He's a very cool guy, I got to say, very generous.
	He used to, back when he had money and we didn't have money, Vice had gone bankrupt, and I had no disposable income.
	He'd rent a house like in Mexico or Barbados, whatever, pay for it himself, not ask anyone for money.
	And then he'd also take the money and donate it to like Wounded Warriors Project or something and not tell anyone.
	I'm probably the first person to make that public.
	He'd also, if we went to Vegas, he'd meet us and he'd save us per Diem every day when he worked on arrested development and then just give us money to gamble.
	Very generous, dude.
	It never did me wrong, really.
	The divorce wasn't even really up to him.
	I mean, the left demanded it.
	Your career's over if you speak to a Trump supporter.
	When Obama won, we were pretty cool.
	I did have an argument with him that night where I said he's not the fucking Messiah and he got pissed off.
	But we still hung out with our Libby friends.
	Anyway, neither here nor there.
	So this is a video by Mike Gravelle.
	The Gravelle Institute is run by this wildly leftist politician who I agree with a lot of stuff on.
	He's an isolationist.
	He doesn't want any more wars, you know, like Pat Buchanan and Donald Trump.
	So I'm cool with him there, but he seems to be against fossil fuels, which is dumb.
	And he's a radical socialist.
	So anyway, the left is very upset with Prager U. As Samantha B pointed out, it's not even a university.
	Did you know that?
	The Gravelle Institute is an institute, though.
	And they basically do these fun, Prager U-like videos where they defend socialism and talk about how awesome it is.
	How the fuck did this guy survive in Alaska?
	It's one of the most right-wing places in the country, is it not?
	I know they're pro-gun.
	How are you a socialist in Alaska?
	Anyway, I don't know much about Alaskan politics.
	But that's who's behind all this.
	And let's see my old pal Dave shit on America for 12 minutes.
	Oh, Gravella is big on employing 20-year-olds.
	That's his thing.
	I think that's a smart thing.
	I do.
	I suffer through this fucking Puerto Rican retard who's, what are you, 30?
	I got that from the guy who ran the Beastie Boys PR firm.
	What was his name again?
	Steve Martin, not the comedian.
	And he always said, look, I know I'm getting older, but I'll always have young people working for me.
	That's how you stay alive in this day and age.
	It's a good point.
	Good work, Gravelle.
	Not that David is young.
	So then you get the kitschy making fun of boomers stuff, like Tim and Eric type of haha, cable access isn't cool stuff.
	America is bad at everything.
	America continues to be bad at everything.
	Funny joke at the end.
	America is the greatest country on earth.
	Agreed.
	The strongest.
	Yes.
	The richest, the most powerful country on earth.
	As an American, I'm sure you've heard that roughly 135 times a year.
	Yes.
	235 if you go to public school.
	Stop.
	235 if you go to public school?
	Who's writing this?
	It's just usually celebrities or academics reading a script that has been pre-written.
	You can see their eyes move along the teleprompter.
	But if you go to public school, you hear how awesome America is.
	Now, David came from New York City when he was about 13 to the South, to Atlanta.
	And he was the Jew, Jew York City boy.
	So he harbors this deep-seated resentment to the rednecks that teased him in high school, which I understand.
	But I don't know what public schools you're going to.
	Maybe Georgia was different in the 70s.
	But today, if you go to public school, you hear nothing but this Atlant was built on slavery.
	We stole it from the Indians.
	And now we're going to get into Black Lives Matter for the rest of the day.
	It is pure brainwashing, activism.
	Patriotism is verboten.
	You have kids in California who can't wear an American flag on Cinco de Mayo, or they'll get in shit, and the teachers don't allow it.
	Remember we had that sweatshirt I had on?
	The teacher wasn't allowed to wear it because it had a blue Lives Matter flag as one of the patches.
	And that made students feel unsafe.
	Does that sound like patriotic brainwashing, Bucky Lipschitz?
	Cool.
	335 if you go to a Christian academy.
	We're told that Americans have the best lives of any people in the world.
	Wait, it's frozen.
	Okay.
	We have low taxes, small government, and the highest living standards on earth.
	And most inaccurately, that we're the freest.
	Well, it is partly true.
	America is the richest country, not just in the world, but in the history of the world.
	It's really hard to comprehend just how rich we are.
	It's 18.
	It's hard to comprehend how rich you are.
	How rich we are.
	This is what I never got about him.
	We had the same tax bill.
	We were making the same money towards the end of our friendship.
	And it's when you make the kind of money that me and David make, your taxes are like 40%.
	And I always thought, well, what is it in Moscow?
	Now, in Moscow, it's actually lower, but they make less money.
	But like, who's unhappy?
	Who thinks 40% is too little?
	That's damn near half.
	And 18 million million, yeah, true.
	You got to remember that our country is 330 million strong.
	So 18 million is maybe 5% of the population.
	That's not so much, especially when college is 250 grand.
	So you got four kids, your million's gone.
	Million people who are millionaires.
	American households own about $100 trillion and wealth.
	It's a big country, dude.
	They always forget this per capita shit.
	Unthinkable amount of money.
	Okay, so America is the richest country ever.
	But there's a curious paradox.
	Most Americans actually have a much worse standard of living than people who live in poorer countries like Germany or Finland or Britain.
	But Germany and Finland or Britain are poorer countries.
	Are they?
	By how much?
	The average salary in America is $49,000.
	The average salary in Britain is $40,000.
	That's about the same.
	We get to keep more money because we don't spend it on Medicare like they do.
	So once you include the healthcare costs, we're basically exactly the same as Britain.
	So poorer country?
	I mean, we've all been there, right?
	The standard of living is pretty much the same.
	The healthcare is shitty in both countries.
	I've lived in Canada, Britain, and America.
	Healthcare sucks in all three.
	But there's something unique about America that I'll just bring up now that is crucial To this whole argument, America is unlike any other country because it has two major problems with mooching: fatsos and illegal immigrants.
	I said 18 million is 5%.
	We have more like 10% of the country, 32 million.
	Was it 5%?
	Yeah.
	More like 10%, 12% of the country, 33 million or so, are illegal aliens who don't pay bills.
	When they show up at the emergency ward, we have to fix them.
	That's our ethical obligation.
	So illegals just go to the emergency ward and they say, I can't pay you.
	And you say, okay, I'll fix you anyway.
	We also have a much larger number of fat souls.
	40% of this country is obese.
	10% illegal, 40% obese.
	That's pretty major, especially when you're talking about healthcare, because both of those guys will bankrupt your local hospital.
	That shouldn't make any sense.
	Well, here's the shitty deal.
	Americans get significantly worse services because our tax dollars don't fund them.
	So of course, our services are worse.
	So stop.
	So the argument here is that we need more government because government wastes tax dollars.
	How about we give this shitty thing less money if it's blowing all our money?
	And thus we enjoy less happy lives than people who live in the aforementioned countries.
	Not that difficult a concept to conceive, really.
	You get what you pay for.
	So Germany, Finland, Britain, very weird countries to choose.
	The Scandinavia thing, I think they're trying to avoid the Scandinavia problem because that's been debunked.
	So they're throwing in Germany and UK there.
	But both countries, significantly more white.
	Significantly fewer immigrants.
	Significantly less of an obesity epidemic.
	Finland has the strictest immigration in the world.
	You cannot get into Finland.
	That is white.
	It's basically a white Wakanda.
	So I wouldn't use that as your idea of paradise if you want to promote diversity and other non-white things.
	Richard Spencer loves Finland and everything about it.
	It's basically Nazi town.
	It's national socialism.
	Toondog to the other cartoon dog.
	And while you might think the reason American tax dollars don't fund as many services is because we pay lower taxes than other countries.
	I never said that.
	That's not even true.
	When you add federal, state, local, and sales taxes and include other costs and services that our taxes don't cover but other countries' taxes do, like our uniquely high health insurance premiums, you'll find.
	By the way, in Scandinavia, you start hitting, like, you'll notice if you make less than 50K, if you make less than the average American, you basically don't pay income tax, right?
	It's those of us who make big money that get reamed.
	In America, you need to be making about nine times the average 50K before you get really fucked up the ass, like David and I do.
	In Scandinavia, if you make 1.5 times the national average, so 150K, you start getting reamed right away.
	So they pay a lot of fucking tax.
	But by throwing in all this shit, they're trying to get our tax numbers up to say that we pay more tax than Scandinavia, which is patently false.
	And here's another thing.
	Have you ever been there?
	The prices are insane.
	Like a beer is like 15 bucks.
	Everything is 15 bucks.
	Everything is 25 bucks.
	You go to McDonald's with your family, you're honestly looking at 250 bucks.
	I'm not exaggerating.
	To take a family of five to McDonald's is $250.
	Find that Americans actually give away more of their wages than most of the developed people.
	So let's stop doing that.
	For example, in Canada, for a married worker with two kids, very white country, no illegals, and not much of an obesity epidemic, not even close to America.
	Previously mentioned costs combined, from taxes to health insurance premiums, make up only 11% of the average wage.
	In the UK, it's just about 26%.
	Meanwhile, once you tack on the cost of our outlandish health insurance premiums, you're spending a whopping 43% of your paycheck.
	We need to cut that.
	That's more than 40%.
	I agree with you.
	That is ridiculous.
	France, Finland, Sweden, and Norway.
	In real reality, Americans keep much less of what we own than in other countries.
	I want ticker tape along the bottom saying 10% are illegal, 40% are obese.
	10% are illegal, 40% are obese.
	You should talk to a doctor about what obesity does to hospitals, by the way.
	Countries they're covering.
	What do you mean this for?
	Oh, because I was covering David?
	I like it when it's behind me better.
	Can you do that, magic?
	There we go.
	By the way, minor detail here, this is all horseshit in that when you talk about job support, yeah, they do have paternity leave, maternity leave.
	It's ridiculously long.
	But they also have, outside of the unions, no minimum wage.
	And they also have the exact same unemployment we do.
	Our unemployment is through the roof, obviously, with the pandemic.
	But back in 2017, it was about 4%.
	Same as Scandinavia.
	Citizens, no matter how dusky they are.
	So what is that little allegation there?
	Did you catch that?
	So they are super cool to their blacks.
	They don't have blacks.
	They don't let them in.
	No one's coming into Finland.
	Nobody.
	It is literally an Aryan nation.
	That's the name of a Nazi motorcycle gang.
	It's also what Finland is.
	Americans get for the money we pay in.
	Well, sure.
	We get a crumbling infrastructure, shameful homelessness.
	By the way, that looks like San Francisco, which is run by Nancy Pelosi.
	Well, sure.
	So we're looking at socialism incarnate.
	This is Mike Gravelle's America, if he got the socialism he's begging for.
	San Francisco couldn't be more socialist.
	So if you have a problem with socialism, I wouldn't CGI it.
	I wouldn't CGI San Francisco, sorry.
	Homelessness and millions of hungry, neglected children, but we also get some of the worst services in the developed world.
	Again, our healthcare.
	American health care is simultaneously the most expensive, the least efficient, and the least effective health care system in the developed world.
	Now, one thing, in UK and in Canada, everyone gets a hip replacement when they need it, right?
	Well, I should say everyone gets new hips if they need them.
	Now, you'll note I didn't say when.
	Years and years people wait for their surgeries.
	It's all backed up so far that you will die waiting.
	But I can afford it.
	I'll pay for it.
	No, that's illegal.
	For fuck's sake, I just, I need new hips.
	I can't walk.
	I'm getting fatter every day.
	Well, I'm just going to go to America and have it done.
	That's illegal too.
	You can't leave.
	You have to wait in line for our surgery.
	I remember my grandmother in Britain, she's like, I've got a fucking health count here.
	I'm going to need hip replacement surgery.
	And I'm told to wait.
	My health count should be a platinum card by now.
	I've been paying into it for fucking a year.
	She died before her hip replacement could happen.
	Not unusual.
	You should go.
	We used to get in street fights in Canada.
	You go to the local hospital, totally normal to wait there with your nose bent sideways, blood shooting out, 12 hours, 12 hours waiting in ER.
	That's the emergency room.
	When it's not an emergency, you're fucked.
	So again, American healthcare sucks.
	And one of the reasons American healthcare sucks, by the way, is not that it's the free market.
	It's not free market.
	It's heavily regulated by the government.
	If you want to build a hospital, you got to ask the government where you're going to put it.
	So it's that disgusting combination of free market and big business, which is, I'm sorry, big business and big government, which is what brought us Fannie Mae.
	Remember that ridiculous mess we're doing because we thought minorities should get a mortgage no matter how much money they have?
	That's what we're dealing with with Medicare.
	Hey, the devil's trifecta.
	And in exchange for this extremely expensive, inefficient healthcare system, what do we get?
	Well, we get some of the worst health outcomes in the developed world.
	We have fewer hospital beds per capita than people in Turkey or Brunei.
	Turkey and Brunei.
	Like, they're really scouring the globe to find someone that beats us.
	By the way, talk to a surgeon about hospital beds.
	Talk to a surgeon about wheelchairs and what the obese population has done to an operating table.
	Operating tables have to have reinforced fucking steel beds now because they were breaking under the 600 pounders.
	Six people you can't stitch up when you're done because you can't stitch fat and the fat is underneath the sutures prying you open again.
	So they have to tape them on top of the fucking stitches.
	It's an absolute mess.
	And yes, we have a...
	Did he mention infant mortality yet?
	I'll get to that.
	Okay.
	Americans have a lower life expectancy than people in Lebanon or Cuba.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop.
	Lebanon?
	You had to go to Lebanon?
	Lebanon, aren't they in a war right now?
	I think they're having some sort of civil war.
	I don't believe any statistics from Lebanon, and I certainly don't believe Fidel Castro.
	You're going to a fucking socialist shithole like Cuba, which I've been to Cuba many times.
	Canadians are allowed to go there.
	Poverty.
	It's fucking racist.
	Blacks have special passports.
	It says on their passport that they're black.
	It's a thing.
	It's like the yellow star of David on your passport when you're black.
	Ironically, David.
	It's a hell hole.
	Disgusting, horrible place.
	No one wants to be there.
	Nobody wants to be there.
	There's no illegals going to Cuba.
	Plenty coming out of it.
	So we don't listen to communists when they give us statistics.
	Yeah, great.
	Lebanon.
	The Mississippi Delta and much of Appalachia, life expectancy is lower than in Bangladesh.
	Okay, first of all, I don't trust Bangladesh.
	Secondly, yeah, Appalachian poverty is stultifying.
	Shocking.
	It doesn't look like the first world.
	You know why?
	Because the greenies killed coal mining.
	Mike Gravel is passionately against fossil fuels.
	That anti-coal shit is what screwed Appalachia and much of America, the Rust Belt.
	Yeah, America's biggest problem, I believe, is lack of jobs, and that comes from the lack of manufacturing.
	And that's leftists sabotaging shit and globalists encouraging fucking manufacturing to leave.
	Pat Buchanan wants manufacturing back.
	Anytime you'll see something sane from these radicals, you'll realize it's just paleoconservativism.
	In fact, in 2017, the United Nations sent a commissioner to West Virginia to document what he saw, and he described, quote, third world conditions of absolute poverty.
	We should bring back coal.
	We should stop bitching about fossil fuels and allow for fracking and coal mining and revitalize this area.
	And maybe they won't be experiencing such unbelievably absolute poverty.
	It's your unquote.
	We even have a higher infant mortality rate than people in Russia and Serbia.
	By the way, if there's one group I trust, it's communists and fucking Serbians, who I believe during the civil war in the early 90s were playing soccer with Croatians' heads.
	That's why Milosevic was charged at The Hague for war crimes.
	So no, we're not listening to the Serbs.
	And another big problem with this stat, I've heard it many times, is how we define born.
	If a baby comes out premature, it's alive for a second, even stillborns, we often classify as born.
	And then we can't revive them or they're already dead.
	And then we count that as an infant mortality rate.
	So our definition of birth is what fucks us on this stat.
	Still the best place to be born.
	In every single metric, America does worse across the board.
	So why is healthcare so expensive?
	Because it's so complicated.
	You have to look for in-network physicians, schedule an established care appointment, beg your family.
	Way too much government interference.
	I wish it was pure free market.
	You know, like A veterinarian?
	That's my John Mulaney.
	Vets, great place.
	I'd rather be a dog in this country if I was sick because that is 100% free market.
	Very, that's it.
	Very slowly.
	No need to repeat it.
	We get it.
	It's free there, and it's very, very slow.
	Medicine kind of requires a nip it in the bud kind of a thing.
	You don't really get that from a Britain in Canada.
	I know firsthand, been there, done that.
	I'll repeat that.
	Public hospitals provide free treatment to people who need it.
	And here's the best part.
	Even though Britain offers health care for free, their system is actually a lot cheaper to run than ours.
	Per capita health care spending in the U.S. is almost three times.
	Remember earlier?
	Average American salary, $49, pays less for health care out of pocket.
	Average British salary, $40K, spends about $9,000 a year on healthcare.
	Britain.
	And almost five times what Canadians spend.
	In fact, Americans spend the most per person of any country in the world.
	For a change.
	For healthcare.
	40% obese.
	32 million illegals.
	But the free market is more efficient, you screech.
	But in America, private systems often aren't efficient at all.
	It's not a free market system.
	Private drug companies have an incentive to charge whatever they can get away with for pharmaceuticals.
	In Canada, a carton costs about 20 bucks.
	In the U.S., it costs $300.
	Ridiculous.
	And with private insurance companies...
	He's footing the bill.
	Hospitals have an incentive to get a business.
	We just had an argument with this dude all night.
	We had some nose beers.
	And all night we argued.
	It was probably a nine-hour argument.
	And it was about free lunches.
	And I said, they're bullshit.
	The kids are not starving.
	Half the time, gangsters are just coming in, grabbing their free lunch and leaving.
	If you're a parent, I do not care how poor you are.
	You can afford lunch.
	Bologna sandwich with bread is all you need.
	Maybe an apple.
	And then they can get water from the water fountain.
	That's like, I did the math because I'd written an article about it.
	It's like $1.30 a day.
	Bums scrounge up $10 a day for those little plastic Mickeys of vodka.
	So there's no excuse.
	I don't care how little welfare there is in the country.
	There's no excuse for not feeding your kid lunch.
	He disagreed.
	And it's the only time in my entire life, I'm 50.
	It's the only time in my entire life both sides had the same amount of facts and there was still a disagreement.
	Every other millions of arguments I've had, it's one person not knowing as much as the other one.
	That's why I remember it so well.
	Much money out of patients as possible, too.
	In 2015, the average cost of an MRI scan in the U.S. See, this is where I get lost in the weeds because these cherry-pick numbers, it's a very complicated subject.
	I've never really been good at healthcare.
	All I know is my experience in Britain, Canada, and America.
	Three totally different systems, or I should say two totally different systems.
	Canada just mimics Britain.
	Two totally different systems both suck.
	Six of one, half a dozen of the other.
	It was $1,119.
	But it was only $215.
	Spain?
	About $181.
	Isn't it weird?
	You just scour the whole world and they're always finding white countries.
	Although, what?
	They had Brunei and Turkey at one point.
	And our healthcare system is so inefficient that we spend over a third of our cost on administration.
	The United States spends significantly more on administration.
	Administration, including the government regulators.
	You know what else has that problem?
	Public education.
	All of that money we spend, and it's been going up at a 45-degree angle, although test scores have not budged.
	Test scores are this.
	Here's a line right there below, David, of test scores.
	Spending has been going up 45 degrees, no changes, because it doesn't go to the schools.
	It doesn't go to the students.
	It goes to the administrators.
	It's a fucking mess that is in desperate need of an overhaul.
	And guess who's embracing charter schools?
	Guess who's embracing choice in public schools?
	Scandinavia.
	All this Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Finland, they have all realized that public choice, voucher programs, charter schools work way better than their shitty public education.
	They're also realizing that with healthcare, by the way.
	Minor detail.
	Scandinavia is more and more often choosing private insurance over the public health care because they don't like the public health care.
	Minor detail.
	Okay, go back.
	It's funny how our beards went white at the same time.
	Spend on preventative or long-term health care.
	That's just not smart.
	Okay, we get it.
	We all know that American health care is so much more expensive, you say, but that's the cost of having the freest freedom in God's favorite country.
	Well, guess what?
	Medical procedures that are totally free in Britain, like forever to get, cost tens of thousands of dollars in the United States.
	Agreed.
	I mean, you want to talk about the cost of 30.
	A minute later, we agree on something else.
	Because of these high costs, Americans often avoid going to the doctor, something almost half the population say they do.
	With shoddy or non-existent health insurance, Americans will wait until their conditions force them into the emergency room where treatment is far more expensive.
	Is this a fact?
	I looked this up.
	The example he uses was an example story in The Guardian, which is one of the least reliable news sources imaginable.
	But every time I go to ER, my kid hits his head or something, I see, just especially in upstate New York, just a slew of fatsos indulging themselves.
	They've got some bed sores they need cleaned, and they're all pissed off at the doctor.
	Fatties are the issue here, my friend.
	And at the very least, if you disagree with me, if you're going to discuss healthcare in America, surely you have to include 32 million illegals.
	No, it's not 12 million.
	It's likely more than 32.
	I'm being nice to you when I go as low as 32.
	32 million illegals, and what's 40% of 330 million?
	150 million fat souls?
	That's pretty bad.
	Again, not a smart system.
	Quite often, they end up putting off medical visits and dying.
	Susan Finley, a 53-year-old Walmart employee in Colorado, got pneumonia and took one day off of work beyond what Walmart's policy allows.
	So, of course, Walmart's going to Walmart, which they did by five.
	Do you have to defend Walmart as a free market guy?
	They're not the best example.
	It's more of a, what do you call it, an oligopoly where they swallow small businesses?
	I'm not a fan.
	I'm a free market capitalist.
	Not a fan of Walmart.
	Not a fan of Google.
	Not a fan of Apple.
	Not a fan of these giant monopolies that extinguish the free market.
	Without her job, she lost her nominal health care coverage.
	She struggled to find new work.
	And after avoiding a visit to the doctor for flu-like symptoms, she was found dead in her apartment.
	How much did she weigh?
	Can we see what Susan Finley looks like?
	I'm guessing someone in Colorado who works at Walmart is very, very large.
	She had pneumonia, and then she died of something else a few days later.
	Do manage to get treated.
	They frequently can't afford it.
	Simple, life-saving treatments can cost tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars.
	And if they don't have really good insurance, they're forced to take on medical debt.
	Tens of millions of Americans owe medical debt.
	Often into the tens of millions of people.
	This is the six of one, half a dozen of the other conundrum.
	Yes, that's a great point.
	That does suck.
	And then in Canada and Britain, you take so long that you again get Susan Finlay and you die waiting.
	Millions of dollars.
	The solution?
	I think more free market is always the best solution.
	This solution that Gravelle seems to be pushing here is this isn't working and the money's hemorrhaging, so let's throw more money at it.
	That I don't get.
	This junkie that I loaned money to fucked me over.
	He said he was going to buy groceries and then he spent it on something else.
	He spent it on smack.
	So let's give him more money so he can buy the smack and the groceries.
	What could possibly go wrong?
	Well, in a country like Britain or Norway, medical debt is almost unheard of.
	But hey, that's why GoFundMe is such a critical component of American health care.
	One in three GoFundMe campaigns is now for medical bills.
	This is a little off topic, but isn't it interesting that no conservative, no proud boys could ever have a GoFundMe?
	Laura Loomer can't have a GoFundMe.
	And that's because of the radical left and their fascist fucking hysteria.
	Anyway, sorry, off topic.
	That one in three GoFundMe campaigns is now for medical bills.
	America is such a strong...
	More to do with the way GoFundMe is structured.
	Like if you just go, hey, man, I'm kind of down on my luck and I didn't have an accident and I'm perfectly healthy and capable of working, but I'd like some money.
	No.
	Hey, my daughter's dying.
	She has cancer.
	Now, I can't say that with me.
	I need some money.
	Yes, is the answer.
	What else should a GoFundMe be for?
	I want to start a new kind of bottle opener?
	Okay, well, go fund that on your own.
	If it's such a great idea, the market will pay for it.
	Wrong.
	This does not seem like a smoking gun to me.
	Powerful, rich, and great country that its citizens have to beg strangers on the internet for money so they can get life-saving treatments that are free.
	Here you say to David, if you hate America so much and if Britain's so much better, then go to Britain.
	And I've spoken to him about this.
	He would happily move to Britain tomorrow.
	But that's not my argument.
	My argument is Britain and America are about the same.
	The healthcare is the biggest difference, and it's 49 of one and 40 of another.
	You can keep your nine grand or you can spend it on health care in the rest of the developed world.
	But hey, that's just healthcare.
	Americans get terrible deals wherever you look.
	Let's take a look at the same thing.
	Really?
	We get terrible deals wherever you look.
	What about pursuing a career in comedy?
	How is it then?
	Americans work longer hours than people in any other rich country in the world.
	Okay, stop, stop, stop.
	Americans work too hard, right?
	Didn't you just say we're too rich?
	5% of us are millionaires.
	That's 18 million millionaires, as you pointed out earlier.
	Now, the problem is we work too hard.
	I thought that this was a rich country where you can make tons of money.
	And that's not because they enjoy sleep deprivation and not seeing their families for days at a time.
	It's because they don't want to starve or freeze.
	Starve or die.
	Or freeze or die.
	How common is that?
	I think the biggest problem with America's poor is they eat too much.
	They're obese.
	How many Americans starve to death every year?
	Come the fuck on.
	What happened?
	What happened to your friend Mark there?
	I didn't see him in a while.
	Oh, he couldn't pay his heating bills, so he froze to death.
	See, America has the least generous job support programs, the least generous family benefits, and the least generous unemployment benefits of any wealthy country.
	It's one of the only countries on earth that doesn't guarantee paid time off for vacations.
	It doesn't even help provide paid time off for parents who just had a child.
	That's true.
	And it's not coincidental.
	That is pretty rough.
	But he's basing this on Scandinavia's incredibly generous paternal leave and maternal leave.
	That's coming to a close.
	You see, the other thing no one mentions about Scandinavia is, yes, they are very generous.
	They do like to throw their money around.
	This is money that was built on the free market.
	Up until the 70s, they were rich and free market.
	Then they made a hard left turn and started literally spending all their grandparents' savings.
	And they are Now, realizing that was a bad idea and going right again.
	A good example is the school choice I was talking about earlier.
	They're getting fiscally conservative all over again because the socialism experiment hasn't worked out.
	Oh, and one more detail: Norway, he keeps mentioning, yeah, Norway has fossil fuels, and there's no shame in their game.
	They don't discourage it like we do with the Appalachian coal miners.
	We say, good work, Norway.
	More oil.
	Keep going.
	Keep going.
	That's why Norway's so fucking rich.
	We don't love our oil.
	Fracking, great solution.
	We're not getting oil from people who see women as second-class citizens and through throw gays off buildings.
	We're seeing ethical oil.
	It's our own.
	It's fracking.
	No, it might hurt the water supply.
	Shut it down.
	We'll get it from Saudi Arabia.
	All right, great idea.
	That we're also one of the most hostile countries to workers' rights.
	America has one of the lowest unionization rates in the entire world.
	Yeah.
	Maybe this depreciation.
	It's because public unions, I'm not criticizing private unions, and even in public unions, I tend to avoid the fire department and the police.
	The fire department's 75% volunteer in this country.
	And the police have a shitty life.
	There's a gun pointed at their head all day, every day.
	So I'm not going to criticize the public unions, the police, though those pensions were pretty fucking ridiculous for a long ass time.
	$100,000 a year until you die?
	But they don't do that anymore.
	But public unions like teachers' unions and all these other bureaucrat, left-wing, socialist public unions are bankrupting the country.
	And we discussed the book that perfectly summarizes this problem, Plunder.
	Make sure you get the right one.
	There's a ton of books called Plunder.
	Refusal to give people the means to lead a good, dignified life commensurate with how rich our country is can explain a bit of what we've seen in the end of the year.
	Oh, look at San Francisco again.
	Thanks, Pelosi.
	Thanks, Newsom.
	Yeah, that's the one.
	Steve Greenhut.
	They've CGI'd Pelosi and Newsom's incredibly shitty socialism.
	It's over the last few decades.
	That's my fault.
	Pelosi, San Francisco, Newsom's, California is my fault.
	Fraying communities, rising rates of depression and suicide, huge numbers of deaths from drugs.
	It's mostly white males and mostly my age.
	Could it be because you people on the left do nothing but shit on white males and eventually it gets through to some of them?
	I wonder what the political division is on all of this white male suicide.
	I mean, it's an epidemic right now that no one talks about, especially if you include opioid addiction.
	We don't know how much of that was accidental and how much of that was suicide.
	But I wonder what the political proclivities of these victims are.
	Because I wouldn't be surprised if they were more liberal than conservative.
	Because patriots on the right get told they suck and they go, fuck you, you suck.
	But liberals go, yeah, I know you're right.
	I mean, how many times have you seen, remember there was that tweet a while ago that said, I want to put every white male on a big barge, a big ship, and send them off to Europe or some other country.
	And there was all these guys going, you know what?
	If it would help, I'd be the first to go.
	I'd be the first on that barge.
	What if we would sink the barge?
	Good, yeah, sink me.
	So you're saying you're saying you want to die.
	Yeah, well, why don't you just kill yourself?
	Actually, that's a great point.
	Overdoses.
	These so-called deaths of despair, suicide, drug overdoses, alcoholic liver disease, they're one big reason why American life expectancy has actually started to decline over the last few years.
	No, they are a fraction of the obesity deaths.
	I can't remember what it actually is, but I think obesity-related deaths are half a million a year.
	Double check that, Ryan.
	Obesity.
	What's obesity-related deaths every year in America?
	Obesity is the issue.
	Fucking drug overdoses?
	I mean, opioids we do, I think we're up to 20 a day.
	But that can't hold a candle to obesity-related deaths.
	That is the issue here.
	Overindulgence by fatties.
	Deaths from obesity.
	Wait, we're not even on the map?
	Oh, we're up there.
	We're third.
	But what is it?
	Million?
	40,000 American deadly.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Okay, don't bring up the fucking research until you've checked it out, please.
	You're showing us you're searching.
	Yes, this doesn't help, Brian.
	I'll watch the video.
	You look at the surprise.
	We were living longer than our fathers from cave days till 2010.
	2010, it took a sharp turn.
	And it wasn't the lack of socialism in 2010.
	If you'll recall, we had a socialist president, Barack Obama, at the time.
	Who, by the way, Mike Gravelle ran against?
	That racist?
	But no, 2010, we went from the life expectancy, the deaths was going down, down, down, down, down.
	And then 2010, we had a turn.
	We talked about this the other day on the show.
	And it's been going up since then.
	By the way, even with COVID, it's been going up about the same.
	It's been about half a million a year.
	It's been going up about 8% a year.
	And that's about what the population is doing.
	So fatties have been dying in droves.
	And the problem is what?
	The lack of exercise, overindulgence, TV, fucking this culture of sitting on your ass all day.
	The whole like fat pride too, like glorifying, say, I'm healthy at any size.
	Cosmopolitan's got some big fat tub on the cover.
	We've got guys doing shows where their neck fat is so big it's hanging off the edge of their blazer.
	I'm not fat.
	I weigh 194 pounds and I'm 5'10.5.
	What's the deal?
	Have you got the number yet?
	I need the number.
	How many Americans die of obesity-related causes a year?
	What?
	Are you wearing those fake glasses?
	Okay?
	Oh, yes.
	And then if you follow that tweet, go down, there's all these white dudes saying, yes, please.
	I'll be the first to go.
	No, they'd be on the original article, I assume.
	You're killing the momentum here, dude.
	Some pretty sweet races, and there you go.
	These are anti-follow the trees when I get some.
	All right, well, I don't want to do that now.
	My point was already made about that.
	You don't have to look it up.
	I need to know how many Americans die of obesity-related causes every year.
	And let's get back to the video while you look that up, please.
	America devotes a smaller percentage of spending on social welfare than any other industrialized economy because, say it with me, socialism is evil.
	Wait a minute, it's evil.
	They spend less on welfare than any other developed country.
	Sort of, yeah.
	It's not because socialism is evil.
	It's because welfare doesn't work.
	It's shattered the black family.
	And that's another thing.
	All of these white Wakandas don't have black families.
	We have noticed that when you give a woman a financial incentive in the black community to dump her baby daddy, she tends to, which is why one in four black children are born out of wedlock.
	Why is that?
	I have no idea, but it doesn't work.
	And it leaves all these fatherless children who end up with a predilection for crime because of idle hands and lack of discipline.
	So I would argue that welfare is racist.
	It's black child abuse.
	And Finland doesn't have that problem.
	Go to Denmark and try telling those happy, healthy families enjoying their paid vacation that their system of government is evil.
	Denmark has no minimum wage.
	Outside of unions, there's no minimum wage there.
	It is powered by a strong need for capitalism.
	It is a capitalist country where they have fairly high personal tax and they're very generous with many of their social programs, which is a new thing, which is ending.
	Their corporate tax, under Trump, our corporate tax was as low as it was in Scandinavia, as it is, sorry, which is about 22%.
	The corporate tax before Trump, under your guy, Obama, was 35%, 10% more than it was in Scandinavia.
	When you stimulate business, when you don't hamper salaries, when you allow corporations to thrive, you got a bit of extra money.
	And again, they didn't corp.
	$300,000 a year.
	Okay.
	I think it's more than that, but it's probably between $3,000 and $5 now.
	But when you allow corporations to thrive and you don't tax them to death, you got some more money.
	And it's apples and oranges to do Scandinavia in America.
	Apples and fucking oranges.
	I guarantee they'll know you're an American.
	But I digress.
	America also has the highest rate of child poverty of any developed country and the highest percentage of workers earning significantly less than the national median income.
	That.
	Highest percentage of underpaid workers?
	Who determines that?
	They have no minimum wage in Scandinavia.
	Aren't they underpaid?
	Maybe it's because the Scandinavians are asked, do you have any underpaid workers?
	And they go, no, they get paid what they're worth.
	We just define.
	That's the problem with a lot of these, which is why I say apples and oranges.
	A lot of this shit is semantics where we define birth and we define underpaid differently than they do in other countries.
	I think this is very parochial.
	I think a lot of people watching this haven't really been to Northern Europe, haven't been to Cuba, definitely haven't been to fucking Turkey, which David has been to and thoroughly enjoyed.
	Well, to me, especially since such a tiny fraction take as much of your money from themselves and their families as you will.
	Is this bad?
	So socialism is pure evil.
	America's made for the 1%.
	But we have...
	Wait a minute.
	So it's made for the 1%.
	You were bitching about too many millionaires.
	That's only 5%.
	I don't understand.
	Are there too many rich people or too few?
	And then again, The Patriot is an incredible movie where Americans rise up, kick the British out, and create their own country.
	We don't like that?
	I'm confused.
	Let them.
	We want the king to oppress us.
	Oh, they were fighting for higher tax, fighting against the king's ransom, the king's taxes.
	Isn't that a good thing?
	That's bad.
	So we don't like the movie The Patriot because the king deserved his taxes.
	Is that where we're going with this?
	It's a problem when you have 20-year-olds running the show.
	All the while, both parties smile and shake hands.
	Yeah, fuck both parties.
	I agree with you.
	Where are we at now?
	I agreed at 5.30, 6.20, and 10.28.
	No people accept a worse deal than Americans today.
	What?
	High taxes, high cost of living for next to nothing.
	So let's kill high taxes.
	And then maybe the high cost of living will come down.
	And we're killing high taxes because we get nothing in return.
	So this is a great libertarian argument.
	Fuck the government.
	Sounds good to me.
	From the government.
	The most expensive health care system for the worst health outcomes.
	More money taken from workers for the highest rate of child poverty.
	We are the richest country in the history of the world.
	We have fewer miles of high-speed rail than Uzbekistan.
	We are the greatest country.
	Uzbekistan?
	Where do they get these references?
	Wait a minute.
	Uzbekistan.
	That's that lunatic dictatorship where you don't see anyone walking in the streets, where they have all that white ivory on every single building, right?
	Is that Uzbekistan?
	Yeah, it's a fake country.
	Yeah, there's no one there.
	This is all built by this maniacal dictator, lunatic, who made it look beautiful.
	No one can afford to be there.
	It's not a Potemkin village.
	It's a Potemkin country.
	The whole thing is fake.
	Yes, they do have lots of high-speed rail.
	They also have the most pure white ivory skyscrapers out of any country in the world.
	Yes, when I do my dictator speech, my background is Uzbekistan.
	I wish we could be more like Uzbekistan.
	America thinks it's so free, but it's not even Close to as free as Uzbekistan.
	Look at that.
	Right after showing the Uzbekistan railway system, we see this stupid asshole on a jeep, which, by the way, is super fun.
	Riding jeeps and dune buggies around sand dunes, that's a lot more fun than living in Uzbekistan.
	All right, we got the idea.
	America is bad at everything, and the left is bad at facts.
	We are the greatest country in the world, yet we have the most people in prison of any country.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Sorry, I spoke too soon.
	I assumed he was winding down.
	I hate this stat.
	Yes, we have the most people in prison.
	And by the way, Proud Boys, one of the top things was abolish prison and the drug war.
	So we agree with you on that.
	But we have the most people in prison because we have the most people.
	And secondly, they always put in places like China and other countries to compare our prison rate to.
	They killed them.
	That's why no one's in prison in China because it's too expensive.
	They're all dead as well.
	But yeah, the drug war and welfare are the two biggest causes of the prison population.
	And us here on the right want to abolish both.
	Actually, there's many of the right who are totally against drugs, legalization of drugs, but not modern libertarian righties like me, or more aptly called not lefts.
	Go back.
	A higher rate of police killings than in Angola and Sudan.
	Stop, stop, stop.
	So we had 12 unarmed blacks.
	Hearing myself wheeze here.
	I think I'm allergic to bullshit.
	We had 12 unarmed blacks killed last year in America, right?
	I'm not counting the murder of people when you're coming at a cop with a gun, like the one we just saw where she's reaching for her gun after she's getting tased and he ends up shooting her after he gets shot.
	We're not counting those.
	Unarmed blacks, there was about 12.
	Six of them appeared egregious.
	Six out of 330 million people.
	Six out of millions upon, I forget the number of the transactions, the back and forth, the meetings, whatever you want to call it, that police have with Americans every day.
	It's interactions.
	It's in the tens of millions, right?
	Out of all of those, six fishy deaths.
	That seems pretty good to me, especially when the police involved go to jail.
	They get fucked.
	What about Derek Chauvain?
	What about Breonna Taylor?
	Look them up, please, okay?
	Breonna Taylor was involved with a drug dealer.
	He started shooting.
	The cops shot back.
	She died.
	Her drug dealer boyfriend killed her by fucking with cops.
	George Floyd ate his drug supply and OD, as he has done in the past.
	It's his trademark.
	When he gets busted, he eats his drugs.
	Don't eat fentanyl, kids.
	You will die.
	And you're believing they eat the poo-poo, the Sudan?
	You're believing African stats?
	Hi, Chad.
	How many people do cops kill?
	What would be a good number?
	Well, we're down to six.
	We are five.
	And the people who do that, we rub the poopoo on them and we cut off their fingers.
	Wait, you cut their fingers off?
	That's against you.
	No, no, no.
	I mean metaphorically.
	We cut off the butterfinger, the treats.
	All treats are cut off.
	No more snacks.
	Is that reasonable?
	No, that's too nice.
	And also prison.
	Like, they're just going to fucking wing it.
	Chad and Sudan.
	We should call them today.
	Hi, could I get you stats on how many gays you kill?
	We actually have an LGBT community where we create gays from scratch using cloning and cell research.
	Now I'm turning Jamaican.
	Waguan, I'm from Africa, you know.
	Demon Vid, Angola, again, my friend.
	Go ahead.
	What's this now?
	Two.
	53 million.
	53 million encounters.
	Six arguably innocent black people dead.
	Tons of attention on that.
	Prisoners.
	Derek Chauvin is probably going to be found guilty.
	He's innocent.
	He followed police procedure.
	We've seen the training manuals that include the knee on the neck.
	That's in the police training manuals.
	He was going by the book.
	George Floyd's autopsy says he OD'd.
	The fentanyl system was something like three times the normal rate.
	Not the normal rate, an ODing rate.
	Of course he died.
	Corruption in Angola.
	I don't even need to see that.
	I don't give a fuck about Africa or Russia, any third world country, any communist country.
	When they show up on my newsfeed, I just scroll past.
	I don't believe anything they say.
	They can go fuck themselves.
	Not only is the West is the best, but the East should go.
	China, sinking into the sea.
	Russia, goodbye.
	Even Ukraine, sorry, guys.
	Bye-bye.
	Middle East, the sea.
	America is bad at everything because instead of choosing to make life better for people through a public...
	How about inventing shit?
	We've invented pretty much everything.
	Ever heard of electricity?
	We did a really good job of that.
	I know technically Britain was the first to say slavery is wrong.
	They didn't have any fucking slaves.
	It was all just lip service.
	We actually fought a war that killed, well, if it was today's population, 5 million people, 620,000 back then, to end slavery.
	So you're welcome, everyone?
	The world?
	Jesus Christ.
	Could someone else invent something, please?
	We're getting tired of inventing everything.
	Even today.
	Look at all our planes, all the innovations and machinery.
	It's always America.
	Why is that?
	NRS child care policies or better public transit or programs that allow people to spend more time with their families.
	Uzbekistan's public transit.
	They're the best.
	You know what's great about Uzbekistan's public transit?
	There's no littering on any of the trains because no one's on them.
	You don't have to worry about vagrants or anything in Uzbekistan.
	Everything's under control.
	I wish we could be more like Uzbekistan.
	Did you know Singapore has no gum on the ground?
	That's because there's no gum allowed.
	Did you know there's no graffiti in Singapore?
	That's because you get caned near death if you get caught spray painting.
	There's no drugs in Indonesia because they murder people for having drugs over there.
	We got to fix ourselves.
	You know, there's very little theft in much of the Middle East, and that's because they chop off your fucking hands when you shoplift.
	We should do that.
	It works.
	Fascism works.
	Communism works.
	And crafted to protect a class of parasitical middleman industries.
	Instead of using a proportionately tiny piece of the massive amount of the wealth in this country to make people's lives healthier and happier, most of our electors are and have I don't want you using my money to do anything.
	Like, this is weird.
	And this is really the core of the socialist brain, which is there's all that money there.
	You should give that to them.
	Take that out of there.
	The government is taking a ton out, and he just conceded that.
	But he's saying, okay, I want them to keep taking the money.
	I like that part, but you got to distribute it better.
	No, the distributing is not working.
	You know how ESPN started?
	Some fucking billionaire had a bunch of money from his dad because he didn't get reamed with estate tax.
	And he decided to invest in a very ambitious program where they're going to buy the sports feeds from every city in the country.
	It was hemorrhaging like 300 grand a day, but they kept going with it and it worked.
	They eventually created the hub of American sports because a rich guy took a chance.
	I'll stick with that.
	I'll stick with that with investment, with the stock market, with investors.
	I'll stick with them improving the country and not the government sitting there with my fucking money going, what's that over there?
	Let's try that.
	They fuck up everything they touch.
	This guy loves Obama.
	Remember Solyndra?
	I'm going to throw 500 million at solar panels?
	No.
	Anyway, go ahead.
	Have been for generations engaged in a massive project.
	Did I leave yet?
	Looting.
	Gently and looting.
	And now you're advocating the problem with this looting is more looting.
	No.
	I want to give the government less money.
	I want them to have less power.
	They suck.
	The free market is better at everything, including healthcare.
	And I know you think that we have free market health care in America, but that's a myth.
	It is the worst kind of business.
	It is big business and big government working hand in hand to fuck you and I. Only guiding as much money as possible from working people into the pockets of the well-connected and the ultra-rich.
	Yeah, like Pelosi, Maxine Waters, all these corrupt fucking politicians that you want to give more money to.
	We just saw their CGI'd city.
	It sucks.
	As we start hearing about the inevitable rise in homelessness, poverty, starvation, and sickness that will occur during this time.
	Plus, you brought up Cuba earlier.
	Do you want to check out the fucking poverty in that town?
	Do you want to check out the homelessness in Venezuela, another socialist place?
	Well, they always say, well, those don't count.
	Okay, find me a socialist country, and Scandinavia doesn't count.
	I just showed you that their engine is the free market.
	That's what's paying for all the success.
	And all that excess is being curbed as we speak.
	So I don't want that because that's what socialism begets.
	You don't give some random bureaucrat your money and tell him to dole it out.
	That's called playing God.
	And when you play God, people die.
	Like Mao's 80 million, like Stalin's 40 million.
	Well over 100 million people dead from communism.
	And socialism's right behind it.
	Communism is Batman.
	Socialism is Robin.
	They're the same fucking guy.
	And I'm supposed to hate this dude, by the way.
	He seems all right to me.
	I bet he worked a hard day these coming months and years in the greatest, strongest, richest, most powerful country on the face of the earth.
	Yes.
	That needs better thumbtacks.
	I'll agree we need better thumbtacks.
	For the Gravel Institute.
	Okay, now I can leave.
	You know, one story I didn't get to, I don't want to open up a whole racism can of worms, but we got to discuss this Bill Burr thing.
	Bill Burr is racist even though his wife is black.
	So go to 32A.
	Are we going to talk about racism?
	No.
	Well, yeah, sure.
	It's just one thing.
	Let's talk about racism.
	Okay.
	Bill Burr is racist even though his wife is black.
	Yeah, so check out this thing.
	It'll be ancient news tomorrow, so I got to get out of the way.
	While I'm not suggesting Bill Burr is racist, a white man having a non-white wife can sometimes be a sign of racism, he says.
	So you shouldn't assume someone isn't racist just because they own a minority sex servant.
	They may very well have one because they're racist.
	That's from a verified guy named Claiborne Griffin.
	And every time people say that, they say it about Zenoa, say it about my wife, I go, I want to see you say that to the person.
	Because it's very easy to say in your little hypotheticals.
	And you always bring in some shit like, you know, some guy from 1602 who had a bed wench.
	And I go, okay, go call Zenoa a bed wench to her face, please.
	I want to see her reaction.
	And that's Bilbur's wife saying, bitch, shut the fuck up, which is the perfect example.
	Yeah, because she can't be loved.
	She's just an item.
	Yeah.
	You know, she did her any sort of love.
	And it's like the thing about this bed wench is she had to stay there because she'd be killed.
	She was a slave.
	To call Naya a bed wench is to imply that she's so stupid and useless that she'll happily be some sort of fucking tool.
	Or weak.
	Yeah, weak.
	And just without it being illegal, without her having to stay there, she just stays there and accepts Bill's disgusting orange dick.
	She's confused.
	She doesn't know.
	She's a loser.
	She can't make her own decisions.
	Yeah, the reason it's super insulting is it's saying she made herself a slave.
	That's the most insulting thing one could say about a person, I would think.
	So, this is the problem with Twitter.
	You go, well, who the fuck is this?
	Right?
	And I look them up, and this is who we're up against.
	These are our adversaries.
	Ready?
	If you're like me, a person alive on Earth at the moment, then you've probably seen the Disney logo a lot in your life.
	I grew up with Disney, watching Disney movies, watching Disney Channel, playing with Disney, Brandon Murray.
	So he's an infantilized child, and all his videos are about action figures and video games.
	And he says, if you're like me, you grew up.
	Almost all his videos start with, I grew up with.
	And we're like, no, you didn't grow up, you fucking infant.
	Keep going, though.
	You're not going to believe it.
	You just can't escape it.
	But here's the thing.
	Yes, you can.
	And maybe I should.
	You can't escape it.
	It doesn't have to be behind you.
	Look, Tinkerbell.
	Just knocked that off the left.
	I left Tinkerbell in Lego and Mickey Mouse as a wizard.
	You're a child.
	There's pain behind those eyes.
	This, but I'm not.
	And I'll explain why I'm not later.
	I always thought the D in Disney was a G. Turns out it's actually, get this, a D. Okay, maybe the D in Disney being a D doesn't come as a surprise for most of you, but it does come as a surprise for some of you.
	And that's why I'm not going to be ashamed that it took more than 20 years to realize.
	Don't be ashamed.
	This confusion over the Disney D isn't some random obscurity, as it turns out.
	Hank Green even made a recent video about it, calling out the fact that this is a- But now he has to show you that he thought of it before Hank Green.
	Here's proof.
	Took him 20 years to figure this out.
	Like, it took him one day to realize that Neil was a slave in a slave relationship.
	A D. Like, this is not a D, and this isn't really a Y. It's like, giznap.
	Why?
	And a month before, Hank's.
	It's mimicking a signature, you fucking imbeciles.
	My god.
	And got well over a thousand up votes.
	So I'm not the only one.
	There are gozens of us.
	Gozens.
	Gozens.
	David Cross.
	Whoa, that's spooky.
	Wait, did I sh go back to the 32A thing?
	Wait, that was David Cross in the little...
	Yeah.
	Oh.
	Go back to the 32A thing.
	Here we are.
	32Avil.
	Population of us.
	So keep going down.
	Okay, so I gotta send you Chadwick's thing.
	Because Chadwick discovers him advocating sex with ch- not children, but very, very young people.
	Um, yeah, this is the same guy who posted this tweet about kids.
	So.
	Not kids, but teenage girls.
	Teenage girls.
	Former model who features in explosive new Woody Allen documentary says the Hollywood director seduced her when she was 16 and he was 41, which implies he likes very young girls.
	Christina Engelhardt was only 16 when she first met Woody Allen in a New York restaurant.
	And then the guy we're just looking at goes, so the age of consent?
	Wow.
	Isn't that awesome?
	Wow.
	Okay, so go back to him.
	Check out this 32C.
	This is another video he made that starts with, I grew up, wow.
	I grew up playing video games from Nintendo Classic.
	Oh, dude, he is growing up.
	Look at the dolls in the back.
	Dolls are getting cooler now.
	No Tinkerbell.
	No.
	He's got, what, Hero 6 or whatever?
	And some Japani May.
	Owlman.
	I think that's Totoro.
	That looks like a little Trump.
	But he also has some badass stuff, like the Death Fighter thing from Star Wars.
	With a Lego guy cleaning up.
	I grew up playing video games from Nintendo classics.
	Yeah, we know.
	We can tell by your fucking shitty head.
	You're playing PC games.
	Empires, or even Ski-Free.
	I still play video games, but not nearly as much as when I was a kid.
	Partly because I'm busy being an adult, but also.
	No, you're not.
	Look at that look.
	All right, that's enough.
	I feel that a lot of these new games.
	I have to finish watching that one day.
	All his videos are like that.
	They're usually much more in-depth.
	All right, this episode is very long.
	I've got some business to attend to.
	Let's jump to the mail bee.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes together.
	Boo-ba-bid-doo-bid-dingle-dong-ding-dong.
	Joom-bam-ba-doo, zib-bomb-be-doo-dee.
	Here's one from Joe.
	Not the same Joe who shit his pants the other night, or who's probably got shit in his pants right now.
	Pants shit.
	David and Ryan, I can't believe I fucked up the link last week.
	Here it is for Reels.
	By way of apology, here's another one.
	I can believe you fucked it up.
	He doesn't have any choice about whether you jerk it off.
	And so that's a place where you're determined in your response.
	There's determinism at a reflexive level.
	And a lot of your behavior is chained reflexes.
	But that doesn't mean that you don't decide where to aim those chained reflexes.
	I've never really been...
	I asked the question because I got interested in it for a second, but I've always kind of avoided that conversation because I thought, honestly, what difference does it make?
	Say everything's determined.
	What a fucking smoke show she is.
	I think we forgot the point.
	The point was that he said jerked it off, right?
	And here's what was boring.
	Look, you know, you're having a transcendent religious experience, and they'll just tell you to fuck off because God said.
	All right, great.
	Thanks for the video drops.
	We're good for video drops.
	Thank you.
	This guy sent us something.
	He says, can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	Media ignores two black teens setting mentally ill white man on fire and killing him.
	No, I literally cannot imagine if the races were reversed.
	Holy shit.
	I wonder if he's Asian.
	What's his name?
	I think God would stop that from happening.
	I'd be like, we can't afford for that to occur.
	The two teens instructed the victim to tell authorities they were white As they burned him alive.
	The Daily Wire confirmed Lawrence Berry's report.
	The demand to lie about the teens, I want to see them.
	Right.
	They never show them.
	Look, if you click on the link to the Daily Wire, it's just a picture of fire, which I know what fire looks like.
	Story was reported.
	But the races of the kids were hidden.
	Man dies after two teens.
	You know when they say teens?
	And it's funny talking about if the races were reversed.
	How many times have we seen an article where it says, black man attacked by two white police officers?
	The race is only relevant when the victim is black and the perps are white.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	Rochester journalist and radio host Bob Lonsbury reports that the two teens instructed the victim to tell authorities they were white as they burned him alive.
	The demand to lie with the teen skin color delivers a strong hint that the assault and murder was possibly racially motivated.
	While the order does not definitively prove racism, it's more evidence toward the label than most incidents the national media has called undoubtedly horrible acts of racism.
	Fascinating.
	I wish they'd get pictures, though.
	There's going to be tons of riots and protests about this.
	Yeah.
	Sure there will be.
	Got to buckle up.
	Someone sent us a gay news bumper.
	Hey guys, do me a favor, play this bumper I made and then tell us what the hell is going on with Milo.
	He seems to have been going through a midlife crisis this past year.
	His show went from an insane house party variety show, my preference, this is him saying my preference, to a mailed-in, wannabe big shot political consultant to a poorly produced and self-serious interview program with nobody as his guests.
	And now he's straight trad cast televangelist.
	What the fuck?
	I love Milo and I hope he finds his feet soon.
	Thanks, Mike.
	Gay news.
	We do gay news, you guys.
	If it's gay, it's for us.
	Gay news.
	That was good.
	Thank you.
	Put that in the pile there, Ryan.
	Will do.
	Someone sent us this.
	It says, brilliant feminist gets fucked.
	Well, we end opening.
	Taking.
	Tell me what men bring to the table.
	Well, we probably built the table and we probably farmed all the meat and the vegetables that are going on your plate that's on the table.
	We also probably worked on the water mains that enable you to fill up your kettle or have a glass of water with your food that we farmed to put on the table that we built.
	Or maybe you want a beer with the dinner from the food that we farmed on the table that we built.
	Or we probably worked at the breweries to produce that beer that you can drink to eat with the food that we farmed on the table that we built.
	Now right now it's raining outside, so I would much rather eat my food that's been farmed by men on the table that's been built by men indoors.
	Who built this house?
	Men.
	Men laid the foundations for the male bricklayers to build a house that the male roofers could put a roof on so then you and I and everyone else could eat their dinner farmed by men, drink the drink that's been produced by men on the table that's been built by men.
	So I think we bring more than enough to the table.
	Too bad they don't have a response to that, huh?
	G'day, weirdos.
	I can't thank you enough for navigating Karen's per white color combos.
	The indication we had an issue with her is the LinkedIn profile saying she, her.
	Yeah, no fucking shit.
	This is red flag one.
	Thank her for joining us and faked Zoom shit.
	What are we talking about here?
	There is an app for that.
	And no way in hell this person is going to conduct business with us.
	All the check marks, leftist, 50-year-old, no kids, and fucking worthless.
	I politely let her know we're all set.
	I guess this is a guy telling us that he sussed out a Karen and didn't hire her.
	Just stay the fuck away from these monsters in the same sense I didn't join the Proud Boys in 2016 because I have a knack for chess.
	Combine with Kumia and make more money.
	Or don't.
	Charge $12.99 and get a secure server.
	Thanks for the tips.
	Why would I make more money if I combine with Kumia?
	You douche.
	Split your money with Kumia and double your money.
	Drops from UCB Apology.
	What's this say?
	You pissed yourself.
	This is terrible.
	You pissed yourself.
	Okay.
	That was great.
	Thanks, Lizzie.
	There's a second one.
	Alright, sir, I can handle this.
	Well, then go ahead and handle it, because old Juju here has slowing up his show.
	You know what?
	Stop calling me Ju, you drunken turf cutter.
	Okay, all right.
	That's fucking boring.
	Wow.
	Australian punk, please don't send me some fucking band we've already talked about.
	We've talked about Australian punk quite a bit.
	Anyway, dear fags, a buddy of mine sent this Australian punk in me, and they have some good tunes.
	The band is called Private Function, and the song I want you to check out says, I wish Australia had its guns again.
	Great.
	Thank you for that.
	Great band.
	That was awesome.
	Sound very fun.
	They remind me of Cockney Rejects and Angelic Upstarts and all that good classic stuff.
	Let's go to the final video.
	So the video that David did was sponsored by the Gravelle Institute.
	And I thought maybe you should see what Mike Gravelle is like.
	This is a video he did, simply called Rock, I believe.
	I'm not sure if he titled it.
	There's Mike.
	Mike's focusing now.
	He may have made a sound there.
	Okay.
	All right, did I forget to press play?
	No, you'll notice by the background that play is engaged.
	Mike is contemplating his next move.
	This is in slow mode, and the water's moving very fast.
	No, it's live action.
	Okay.
	This is a younger Mike Gravelle.
	This is 2007.
	This is before he ran for president, or I guess as he was running for president.
	So I'm not sure you'd want this out here if you're going to go up against Barack Obama, one of the most popular and charming presidential candidates of all time.
	This isn't live, right?
	No.
	Mike, are you there?
	Time machine, Mike.
	No, this is 2007.
	This is 14 years ago.
	So he's experimenting with the medium a little bit.
	Oh, here we go.
	Action.
	Action, Olson.
	He's wearing pants darker than his blazer, which is a bad sign.
	His original parents are French-Canadian from Quebec.
	What's he got there?
	He's got a large rock.
	Oh.
	Sounds like a reliable source, much more astute than Dennis Prager.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Some artisanal cronuts, and be sure they're gluten-free.

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