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March 12, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Ep 196 | Otoya Yamaguchi Speech | Get Off My Lawn
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I didn't wanna be too much.
It's a heavy radio.
Welcome to Get Off My Lawn, the first episode since the human feces hit the fan.
We've got the New York Post here, spoiled wine.
It's all about Harvey Weinstein.
And as I flip through, I see Andy joins Boys Frey.
The Proud Boys Antifa Scrum is over, but the tug of war between Governor Cuomo and Mayor de Blasio has just begun.
So apparently I'm being investigated, and so is the men's club Proud Boys.
And Cuomo wants to bring the New York State Police in to investigate a hate crime.
De Blasio says, I've got this.
I'll be investigating myself.
This attorney general has also said that she'll be investigating this to the fullest extent of the law.
And the narrative is that I had a hate talk, a horrible violence-inciting talk, and then a mob, my personal army, went through the streets attacking people.
Just randomly beating up like a kind homosexual elderly man who was going to get bagels or something.
And that is the media's spin on the whole thing.
And no one questions that.
You know, article after article have this same narrative where they took a fight that happened for maybe five seconds and they ignored the previous three days of extremist leftist violence, showing me there with a toy sword,
pretending that I'm out there in the streets chopping heads.
It's amazing how these narratives can take shape.
And you realize that the media, the DNC, and I'm talking about the government, I'm talking about Cuomo, the top brass, and Antifa are all the same.
Antifa is the paramilitary wing.
The socio-fascists of Antifa started this fight, fought the whole night, and I firmly believe they were sent there by the DNC to get some optics, get some violence going.
Because the left needs to shake their violence rep. It's not going very well for them.
So they need a right-wing mob.
Keep poking at these guys and attacking them until they attack you, and then we can show right-wing violence.
And it worked, and the media said, thanks very much for that.
I mean, that post article wasn't bad, but the rest of them just go, got it, take it.
Pro-Trump gang.
And by the way, that guy is an Antifa, Christopher Mateus, I'm convinced.
The only reason they say right-wing and not white nationalists is because we keep suing them every time they say white nationalists.
So when you see someone say it, not say Nazi, it's because they've been scolded too many times, but they're dying to say Nazi.
So I'm going to show you the speech, and you can see how amusing and fun it was while my phone blows up in the background.
Daily News, New York Post, New York Times, they all call me.
I all tell them this story I'm about to tell you, and then it comes out in the paper, and Charlottesville is in there, all these other lies, like I was part of Charlottesville.
I disavowed, disavow, and will always disavow an alt-right rally.
I've said, no, don't go to Charlottesville.
Proud boys were not allowed to go to Charlottesville.
If they went there, they were booted out.
I've heard some did attend.
They were promptly booted out.
Jason Kessler was not a proud boy.
He was an infiltrator who tried to join two different chapters and was promptly booted.
As soon as we found out he was lying about not being alt-right, I happen to think he's a fed.
He voted for Obama.
He was an Occupy Wall Street guy, but that's a whole other story.
And why, by the way, is a five-second fight subsuming the entire story and then also sucking in Charlottesville and David Duke and KKK and now Cuomo saying it's Trump's fault?
Isn't that curious to you that that five-second optic is like the Lord of the Rings magic ring where everything else gets sucked into it?
What about the facts?
What about what happened?
Here's what happened.
I announced that I was going to be having a ceremony for Otoya Yamaguchi.
In the flyer, I have photoshopped my face on it.
The satire is crystal clear.
And it's also crystal clear that the remarkably easily triggered far left is going to go nuts.
They promptly did.
So that was Tuesday.
By Wednesday, the venue is getting threat after threat after threat.
A woman who runs the sort of phones there, she's one of the top people there at the Metropolitan Republican Club.
She is getting called the C word.
They're threatening to kill her.
They're threatening to rape her.
They're saying they're going to come there.
And she can tell by the phone that these calls are coming from all over the country.
She's got some Antifa in Florida threatening to kill her.
And by the way, when you say Antifa, they go, you have no evidence that it's Antifa.
There's Antifa.
There's the Anarchist Society of New York.
There's the blah, blah, blah.
They've got all their silly little names.
It's all the same group.
And that's amazing that it's the same group, that communists and anarchists are the same group.
One wants no government, the one wants all government.
And you guys are like, we're basically the same.
Right on, brother.
Right on, comrade.
So threats, threats, threats.
No one talks about that.
They talk about a rude word at the end of this story.
But threats, shut, threats.
And they'd go, one window was broken.
Big deal.
No, several windows were smashed.
Exactly like the Jews in Germany with Kristall Nacht when the Nazis smashed all the windows and said, you can't do business with these people.
They glued all the locks shut.
They glued the keypad shut, right?
$6,000 worth of damage.
Circle A's for anarchy on the door, just in case you had any doubt you were dealing with Antifa.
And then a manifesto nailed to the door.
Big, long, artsy-fartsy academic manifesto that said things like, This is only the beginning.
You were on notice, we are not civil.
In other words, the vandalism has only just begun, and we're going to come here tomorrow and assault you.
Okay?
So the police show up.
There it is.
Written really pretentiously, too.
And look at the very bottom.
I love the last line.
The U.S. fascists.
Actually, I mentioned this in a talk.
We will combat it relentlessly until we are all free of American barbarism.
So you just gave yourself away that you're an academic.
We know you're at Columbia or NYU.
Anyway, we show up there.
Police are everywhere.
I have to sneak in, and I see these Antifa.
And as I'm coming in, I see one of these guys.
He's got black plugs in his ears and a fat mohawk.
And I clock him as I come in.
He's the same guy at the very end of this story.
And that's relevant because the implication is that we were just going around beating up random people.
But this was a guy who had been looking for violence the whole night.
So we get in there, and the Republican club is pretty elderly.
I would say half the people were over 60.
They're all getting called Nazi and screamed at.
There's all these signs outside, very nice-looking signs, by the way, that say I'm a fascist and spell my name wrong.
Well-manufactured signs.
And these people are getting abused as they come in.
In America, they're getting abused.
We go in there, we do the talk, which I'm about to show you.
So this is going to be a particularly long episode.
But judging by de Blasio, Cuomo, and the Attorney General, I'm about to be investigated for a hate crime and inciting violence.
So if we're going to have a special episode, it's probably when the entire New York government is after me.
I'm going to have a press conference, I think, tomorrow and also explain all this.
Because the mainstream media does not watch CRTV.
They don't watch anything outside of their immediate bubble.
I've been talking to them all day, and I'm saying, you should talk to Paxton Hart or Chadwick Moore.
And they have no idea who any of these people are.
Any of the people that you've seen on our show, they have no idea who they are.
They've never even heard of the Metropolitan Republican Club.
So I do the talk, and as you'll see, it's very funny.
It's not inciting violence.
It's hilarious.
Even the assassination, even the sword going into the guy is clearly funny with my stupid plastic sword from a 99 cent store.
When we're done the talk, oh, during the talk, there's this citizen journalist I know nothing about.
I think I'll get him on the show tomorrow.
His name's Gypsy underscore something 88.
And he's there.
I think he's a pro-Trump guy.
And he's recording everything.
And Antifa doesn't want to be recorded.
They grab him.
What do you got?
Gypsy Crusader 88.
Yeah, Gypsy underscore Crusader88.
Don't know anything about him.
I don't know if he's a good or bad guy, but he's just a guy with a camera.
So he shows up there.
Ten guys grab him and pull him away and start pounding him.
This man named Gavin Wax, who's the editor of Spiel magazine, sees this, runs over, grabs them.
The police then see that kerfuffle.
They come in and arrest three guys.
Those guys have been named.
Those are Antifa.
They were attacking a citizen journalist because they didn't want to be recorded.
Now that attack gets conflated with the one at the end of the night and then gets spun into Proud Boys beat up guys and only Antifa were arrested.
No, no, no, no.
The Antifa were arrested for assault, for robbery.
So they assaulted that gypsy guy.
The robbery is they stole his equipment and ran away.
And then I think one of them got resisting arrest because he was fighting a cop.
So that's the environment we're in.
And this is very relevant.
It's like what I said about Deploraball.
Yes, I was rough with an anarchist who crossed my path.
I was next to a mob of 500 throwing batteries and feces.
I have to, when the first one comes out, you have to say, no, we're not doing this.
Or else the mob starts pouring in and then you're literally a dead man.
And that's also, by the way, why they dehumanize us.
They started out delegitimizing us, but that didn't go away because they just said Nazi and they ruined the word Nazi by calling everyone that.
So now they dehumanize and that means they can kill you.
Oh, you've got footage of that.
Isn't now, isn't, this is one thing I can't get over.
Aren't the signs real nice?
Why are the signs so nice?
Why are they so well produced?
Who paid for those signs?
I think the DNC, the top brass, the deep state, had those signs made.
And the instructions were, get optics tonight.
We need to say, our whole DNC platform for the election is hate has no home here.
I don't got any hate.
I need some hate.
So keep poking at those guys and keep antagonizing Trump supporters until you get a nice good punch in the face we can show.
If you get bloody, try to get up to the camera after you get bloody too.
And then Cuomo can say Trump brought on this environment.
I'm not exaggerating.
I know it sounds conspiratorial, but all the evidence leads to that.
Anyway, here's the gritty part.
So at the end of the night, there's about 20 proud boys.
And by the way, those guys are there not to pick a fight, but because Antifa has made it explicitly clear they are there to kill me and to attack and heart, to physically assault people coming to this talk.
That's why they're there.
They're like guardian angels.
They're not there for violence.
They're there to prevent violence.
And the proof is, Antifa has things like this all the time.
They got book readings.
What's his name?
Mark Bray in the Antifa Handbook.
He puts out books.
They have events.
They have their own cafes.
They have meeting places with Antifa stuff.
They never get vandalized.
We know where Antifa is.
Why don't we ever go there if we're a roaming hate group looking to destroy Antifa?
We know where they live.
We know their numbers.
They're easy to dox.
They've been doxxed a million times.
Yet we leave them alone.
Why?
Because we don't care about them.
We care about free speech.
I don't want to stab anyone I disagree with.
I don't want to smash your windows if you're alone saying a bunch of idiotic claptrap about communism and anarchy.
Go bananas.
It's none of my business.
And it's ironic that I don't agree with what you say, but I'll die for you to have the right to say it.
Yet you want to kill me.
Anyway, so the Proud Boys have to stay there.
The NYPD says it's too dangerous outside.
These guys are looking for a fight.
Okay.
So we wait and we wait and we wait.
Then they say, okay, Gavin, you can go.
Your car's outside.
I go out there.
They're all screaming maniac.
I've never seen people like this.
This was like purple veins in your neck screaming.
There's only Antifa there.
There's no Proud Boys or anyone else around.
And everyone else has left.
So this idea that I like brandished a sword and said, let's get him is ridiculous.
So I've got my costume.
I throw that in the back.
And then I've got my plastic sword.
And so I go, to Otoya Yamaguchi, guys, seven lives for my country.
That was Otoya's last words.
That's funny.
They go, f you.
They whip a bottle of piss at me as I get in the door.
It lands on the sunroof, sounds like a rock, rolls over, and then the driver catches it.
And he goes, what the hell is this?
And it's called like, I guess 50 Cent has a vodka now called, what's it called?
Sirock.
It's P Diddy.
It's Sirock.
It's P. Diddy.
He goes, they threw vodka at us.
And then he looks at the bottom.
I guess it's glass on the bottom.
You can see it's yellow.
And he goes, oh, it's piss.
Great.
So he throws that out the window.
And we drive off.
And then the MYPD says, okay, here's what we're going to do.
We're going to escort you to the train.
And then you'll be on the train.
So it's 20 guys and about 10 cops flanking them on the right-hand side.
And obviously buildings are on the left-hand side.
There I am right there, screaming, waratoya, Yamaguchi.
They're walking towards the train.
They turn the corner.
Now imagine a possum turning a corner.
The guts of it is in the middle, and the police are with the guts, but there's some along the tail that when the front turns the corner, the back is still along.
The Antifa dudes have been stalking them, flanking them, waiting for some loose strays from the herd, which is common in sort of gang warfare, I've heard.
So they do get about three proud boys who haven't quite turned the corner yet.
That's when they attack.
They come at them, they grab their hat, and they ambush them.
And there was, I'm told, not three, but six.
No, sorry.
Yeah, six.
Six go, they grab the MAGA hat.
Two run away.
Now you're left with four.
And it's about four on four, I believe.
Guess what happens when you play fair and you don't know what you're doing?
Antifa got the crap beaten out of them and they got beaten very severely.
That's the sin right there.
I wish they weren't beat so bad.
Sorry about that.
But you have to understand in the context of the thing, imagine some gay group of homosexuals had been terrorized for three days and then eventually one of them got ambushed and the other saw they were getting ambushed.
What do you think would happen to those homophobes?
And how do you think the press would react?
And then Proud Boys started pulling other Proud Boys off of them going, all right, all right, all right, that's enough, that's enough.
The whole thing lasted five seconds, five, maybe 10 seconds.
And the police, they see what's happening to the tail of the possum, right?
They turn around, come back, what's going on here?
Everyone's dispersed.
All right, it's over.
It's less than a street, it's less than a bar fight.
Because it's a bar fight where someone had been not interrogated, but antagonized all night.
We're going to kill you.
We're going to kill you.
We're going to kill you.
We're going to kill you.
Then you grab the hat and they get beat up.
Context is relevant here, obviously.
So then they go home, and that's the end of the thing.
Sounds good.
Fun night.
Pretty uneventful, right?
Open the papers the next day, and Cuomo and the DNC have immediately run with this bizarre narrative where they've taken that one iota and made it into inciting violence, hate speech.
And Cuomo keeps saying hate speech doesn't include free speech.
There's a good article about it that Luke Rolfing wrote.
It said 25 lies that Cuomo made about proud boys.
And that's the narrative that these proud boys, no police were around, were roaming the streets after, just kicking the crap out of random innocent people who were just going to get a bagel, using horrible terms.
I think one of them said, you brave now, F-A-G-G-O-T.
That's a very terrible word.
I hate that word, but it wasn't meant in a homophobic way.
It was meant as a swear word at someone.
And when your adrenaline is pounding, you swear, you say bad words.
It's very unfortunate.
We don't advocate it.
But it happened.
And to take that one moment, that one horrible word, and have it just obliterate three days of terror.
And let's not ignore the whole climate of terror we're getting from the mob, where Rand Paul's getting his ribs broken, his wife's sleeping with a loaded gun.
We've got senators wise getting beheadings.
We've got conservatives unable to go to restaurants.
That's the Ted Cruz, Mitch McConnell, all getting Sarah Sucker behind us.
We have Maximum Honors on TV calling for more violence.
We have, what's her name, Sarah Collins or Susan Collins, the left is saying, antagonize her for the rest of her life.
It's a life sentence.
Same with Sarah Hagaby-Saunders.
It's a life sentence.
Get her at her old home when she's 88.
So that's the climate we have now.
And then someone ambushes you and steals your hat and you say a bad word and you're the bad guy.
Insanity.
Anyway, just to make sure you all know that I would never do a speech that literally incites violence and has no satirical angle to it.
We're going to show you the speech right now.
Go ahead, Ryan.
My supporter will fall out during the assassination.
That's an important lesson during assassinations.
Fasten your beards very close, or they will spill from your pockets.
All right, Ryan, you can get up.
That was not an assassination.
That was a reenactment of an assassination that happened, I think, 58 years ago tonight, October 12th, 1960.
Japan's Socialist Party was making waves.
It was the guy in Jiro.
What was his name?
His name was Injiro Hurutoshi!
It's ironic that he was stabbed because all their names sound like someone is being stabbed.
His name could have been like, if you say Mark Smith, Mark Smith!
But he was actually a right-wing guy, that Inajiro, the guy we just killed.
Right-wing Anoka Ikunamade.
And then he became socialist.
He grew up without parents.
They have the word parent in their word for parent?
Seems kind of anglicized.
A little bit, yeah, yeah.
That's my complaint with it, too.
It's anglicized as well.
My understanding is there's no correlation with English in Japanese.
It's just weird that parent would make it.
Of course it is.
I understand, like, Skittles.
Michael Jackson da-da-da-da.
Right.
Parents just seems weird that parents would make it in.
I didn't write the language, I did.
Okay.
So he was a right-winger, and then, and that, that, uh, he, that young boy, uh, uh, Otoya Yamaguchi, me in this scenario.
Haji.
Haji-fuf?
Yeah.
I just said, like, three sentences.
You said the name and you went haji-fuf.
It's a very utilitarian language.
No, it's not.
You have to use a paintbrush to write it.
It's the least utilitarian language I've ever seen.
Do you know Japanese?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
So the word parent is in Japanese, and sometimes you can say three sentences, and it's just two words in Japanese.
Sometimes?
She's like.
Just seems a little curious.
Sorry about that, folks.
A little glitch here with my translator, just so trying to figure stuff out.
And Otoy Yamaguchi was obviously captured for that assassination and killed himself in prison.
I don't know why he killed himself.
What do you hate?
Jobs?
What are you doing?
I understand if you go buy a superhero cape, but you're like, I'm killing myself?
Okay.
That's in the Chinese now.
That's Chinese.
All right, hold on.
I'm sorry about this, guys.
I know you paid money to be here.
And it's hard to vet translators because you don't speak the language.
What is, I would like to get a sandwich on Thursday.
And now count to five.
White people know Japanese more.
That's how shit your Japanese is.
Now repeat, I would like to get a sandwich on Thursday.
Yeah, it's easy.
Yeah, you know what?
Go.
Let's...
Before we totally abandon the Otoya meme, this is October 12th, big day.
Oh, it's fizzy.
When you assassinate people, your beers get fizzy.
Never let evil take root to October 12th and to Otoya Yamaguchi.
If he was dead and looking down at that, I bet he'd think that's really fucking cool.
Like I'm dead for 58 years.
I check in on New York and there's a big room of people going, Otoya was the greatest, yeah.
That's a real ego boost up in heaven.
He's probably cool with the other angels now.
So that's the show.
Thank you for coming and I wish you much of the time.
Now I brought it up because I think evil is taking root in America with socialism and I think for the first time ever we have the DNC saying they prefer socialism to the free market.
And that's got to be a new one.
I just saw the other day there was some environmentalists saying that the secret to climate change, the way to solve this problem, is to dismantle capitalism.
And I realized when I read that, I don't even know what the hell that means.
How do you dismantle capitalism?
And then I realized I don't know what any of what they say means.
Like I'm open to hear what you got to say.
I know what pedophiles think.
They think little kids are sexy.
Gotcha.
Strongly disagree, but I gotcha.
But when they say, like with the Kavanaugh thing, you go, I'm trying to understand what the hell you're talking about.
What world do you want?
Do you want a world where random accusations mean no Supreme Court judge?
Okay, so Let's do it.
Now, if any Supreme Court judge nominee gets a random accusation and there's no evidence whatsoever, he's not the Supreme Court judge nominee.
That's the new thing.
That's like saying you throw a cream pie in some guy's face and he's no longer the Supreme Court nominee.
I don't understand what they want.
Like the letter, the manifesto, gong, gong, gong, that was nailed to this door last night is such a perfect example of students overstudying and not having a job.
I'm sure Lenin did that sometime in 1936, just gong, gong, gung.
And then we left it there.
That's such a bookie thing to do.
You know, it's not a real life thing to do.
And when I read this thing, I was reading a Columbia student's dissertation that goes on and on and uses their weird verbiage that none of us use, like hegemony stuff.
I think I have it on my phone.
But it ended with, it's funny how they talk about being part of the working class and helping the working man get together.
And they sound like a bunch of Ponce f ⁇ s.
Like this line at the end.
The U.S. fascist political system is one of the most savage institutions in history.
And we will combat it relentlessly until we are all free of American barbarism.
American barbarism?
Is that like sh ⁇ ing with the door open?
Oh, Lord!
That's your soup spoon, you fool.
Oh, sorry.
I thought this is a spoon closer to my soup bowl.
No!
What a piece of white trash.
I got docs recently, and they kept, I was listening to some of the messages, and I would call them back and talk to them.
And they're like, yeah, you're white trash, white boy.
Why don't you go back to Europe, white boy?
You probably got 13 toes, you inbred piece of white trash.
And I'm like, you sound like the KKK.
Like this whole idea that a group are a bunch of disgusting human garbage and need to be extinguished.
I thought that's what you guys hate.
You sound like a classist snob who dips his handkerchief in perfume when he walks by the homeless and goes, ew, Lord.
Look at that American barbarism.
With those stupid wigs.
I was just at Tommy Robinson's trial in London.
I'm like, take off those fucking wigs.
So Lord, magistrate, all rise, and they've got a lesbian geriatric crew cut.
And then they had rollers in their hair here.
And you're like, maybe update that a little bit.
You're a grown man in an old lady lesbian wig.
If I could speak to the court, please, for a moment.
Fuck off.
I want to talk to this British barbarian, Tommy Robinson.
But anyway, in the thing, you're reading it and you're like, I don't understand you guys.
Like, I honestly, I feel like a high school teacher saying, show me your work.
Because you can't just say a thing like, no Nazis, no KKK in New York.
I've had it with the Klan in New York.
And you're like, sounds good.
Show me your work.
Show me.
I'm out with the kids in Times Square, and they're just like, well, looky here, boys.
We got some Negroes thinking they can have a drink at Applebee's.
We're just trying to enjoy ourselves, sir.
Oh, look at that.
Big Talker.
Big Talker.
Don't you ever show your face around at Applebee's, Negro.
I feel like I can just read their thing and go, guess what?
I'm magic.
Everything you ask for, I'll make happen.
Okay, good.
Thanks so much.
My first wish, no KKK in New York City.
All right, well, now I'm getting greedy.
I want equal rights for women.
Okay, I'm going to have to really storm an X-Men.
Done.
All right, well, this one's a doozy.
Black people are being hunted by the police for sport.
What?
That's insane.
That's like, if that was a horror movie, you'd go, this is stupid.
I'm not watching this.
This doesn't make any sense.
This is like a weird KKK Nazi horror movie.
I'm not watching that.
You've got to have a believable premise.
So like a black person would just be like buying something, some kale at the grocery store and just...
Got him.
Move a little to the right next time.
Down, down.
All right, so you don't want cops hunting black people for sport anymore.
Ready?
What do you want?
I don't know what you want.
I don't know what the gay pride parade is.
We're here in the West Village and we're queer.
Yeah, I know.
I'm in the West Village.
I have to wear rubber boots because I get soakers when I walk down the street.
And if I don't like it, I can leave.
By the way, no disrespect to the homosexuals, but we gave Jews Israel, we had an area, it was fine.
And they were like, this is our area.
They built a wall.
I love the wall.
I'm a wall guy.
I'm a Trump guy.
I'm a Wallosaurus Rex.
Build the wall!
Build the wall!
Build the wall!
I was actually, I was in Israel with the guy who built the wall.
He's got like, I forget his name, but it's one of those names that's Israeli, but they make it cool, like Rodney, but it's actually Roll Deshdumjisna.
It's like, I'm Rodney, dude.
And he's like, people, they say this wall is ugly with the big, huge nine meters of concrete, but that's only five miles, five percent is the big concrete.
And I know it is ugly.
And I'm like, dude, shh, shh.
My only problem with this wall is that it's not riddled with pockets.
Because I'm in love.
That's the only complaint.
Every nine meters.
And then you just be like, look away, sorry.
It'd be like going pee.
Sorry, don't look.
By the way, as a little side thing, isn't it kind of weird if someone hates your wall?
Like, that's like your neighbors getting mad that you have 10 deadbolts.
Why do you care?
Were you coming over here?
I just think it's too much security.
Okay.
How did you even know that I have a bunch of deadbolts?
I saw the contractors coming by.
I just think it should be open.
No, it's not.
Actually, I'm getting more deadbolts now.
But then you go to these nut bars outside who are screaming, what's the matter now?
You can't hear?
Yeah.
There's a volume of on the door.
Hello, hello, how's that?
It's a room of like 100 people.
I shouldn't even need a microphone.
Turn it up.
Project, project.
Turn it off.
That's emasculating, having a black man come down.
Project, you f ⁇ y white motherfucker!
But when I read these things, I go, okay, so what do you want?
Like, I'm open-minded.
And that's what's great about America is it's predicated on the First Amendment.
The whole reason this place exists is because those stupid British fools promoted free speech and said, you should be rebellious, you know.
You should stand up for yourself.
You should have a bunch of different magazines all up the East Coast that have Republican, Democrat, all kinds of things, and argue about it and get to the truth and stand up for yourself.
And we went, okay, you need to get the f ⁇ out of here.
Oh, my Lord!
American barbarism!
And they left.
I think the First Amendment is more important than the Second Amendment.
Because with the First Amendment, you can say, more guns, less crime.
I know it's counterintuitive, but it works.
So with the First Amendment, you get to everything else.
Like, women deserve equal rights.
Yes, thank you.
They got them.
Gavin did that with his lightning hands.
This is a new anniversary, actually.
There's October 12th, where Otoya Yamaguchi killed that socialist.
But it's also the day that women got equal rights in America.
Ladies, get ready to vote!
You're about to go in a voting frenzy.
The Japanese Socialist Party, the guy that I killed a second ago, is still going.
They're called the Democratic Socialists right now.
And that's a big group in New York.
Those are the ones that chased our boy Chadwick and Milo Yiannopoulos out of a restaurant.
I think these two might be spies.
They don't seem very enthusiastic about my quotes.
You paid 20 bucks to spy?
You should be careful because you might accidentally get red-pilled.
You're playing a dangerous game.
The truth might seep in.
I feel like Darth Vader.
Feel the force around you.
The power is strong with you, young antifa spies.
He made some good points, but I hated most of them.
But the Socialist Party, socialism is doing great in America right now, and I'm totally confused by it.
I don't know what they want.
I don't know how they can't see the carnage.
I don't know how they can't see Venezuela and Cuba, and they just focus on that white bastion of hope, like a bunch of Nazis.
I got to watch how I position my hand.
That white bastion of hope, Scandinavia.
Guys, Northern Europe made their money when they were pro-free market.
They're now spending it like spoiled brats.
They're literally spending their parents' money.
So socialism isn't as bad in Sweden as it is in Venezuela, but they're heading there real fast.
So I'm totally confused by this love of socialism, and I think it comes from kids not having jobs, not talking to people, not having speeches like this.
It comes from not communicating.
Like, I feel like saying, haven't you talked to anyone?
You don't have to go to Iraq.
Haven't you talked to a soldier that's been to Iraq?
You want to talk about American barbarism?
I talked to a soldier there who just saw some dudes just on the street cutting a dog's ears off.
I'm sorry to laugh.
I'm very macabre.
I've been living in New York for 20 years.
And then it's like, oh, and then it runs away bleeding and they go, ha ha ha ha.
Different culture.
I'm not a fan.
And the irony is every time they accuse us of something, you go, well, that's not a Western thing.
That's them.
The other.
I know liberals hate when you say otherness.
I'm fine with it.
Actually, liberals are the other, too.
I don't have to separate West and East.
I can separate New York City.
But John Mayer was doing a talk recently and he said, I'm sick of this contract men have where they think they can just go up and have any woman they want.
You're thinking of David Lee Roth and you're 25 years late.
The reason Lenny and Squiggy on Lavern and Shirley go like this, awho, when she walks by is because you can't have her.
Robert Crumb talks about day ruiners, where you see a girl and you go, I'll never have her.
Great.
That ass is someone else's and I'm never going to see it again.
It was like two bowling balls that were best friends in denim.
And it's gone forever.
You don't go, hey, I like that.
Hello.
Hey, nice f ⁇ s lady.
Tuno, Tokyo.
Hey, Derek, come over here.
You got to feel these things.
They're fucking real.
Honk, honk.
And she's just like...
Please stop the insanity.
They had a whole woman's march about it where they go, you know what?
Can't grab my f ⁇ ie.
Yeah, I know.
What do you think I am?
A refugee in Germany?
All your bad guy stuff is right there.
All the stuff you're accusing me of is right there.
I got your transphobia.
I got your homophobia.
I got your sexism.
It's all right there.
And you're like, I don't know about that culture.
It's a different culture.
All right.
Well, let me tell you something.
Gays can't fly, and that guy is dying.
I don't know his background.
He could have been a d ⁇ .
Maybe he was a racist.
Maybe they throw racists from buildings, and some of them are just gay.
At least that's a theory.
If Antifa was to say that to me, I go, all right, at least I now get your point.
I don't get the fucking point.
They talk about concentration camps in America.
And you go, what?
Where?
Who's renting this land?
They should.
All right, here's the deal.
You're going to kill trannies on my lot.
You clean up after you're done.
I heard that when you burn people, there's all kinds of fat, body fat.
I don't want that fucking shit up.
Shoot them in the head, put them in bags.
I don't know.
Okay, deal.
Look, we're having a lot of trouble getting these extermination camps.
And thank you for renting it to us.
Joey Butfuco.
But I've seen that.
We're exaggerating and I'm being crazy, but you can't be crazy enough.
Like, I saw this thing.
It was in a school and it said, I stand behind my immigrant students.
I kind of get that.
All right, so this is an illegal.
You know him as Jose.
You've had him all year.
He's your buddy.
And ICE comes and goes, sorry, he's got to go.
You're like, f ⁇ that, I'm going to fight for it.
That's kind of admirable.
I appreciate it.
Gotcha.
That's a point.
You showed me your work.
I gotcha.
I stand behind my students of color.
In case of what?
And then it gets crazier.
They go, I stand behind my disabled students.
So the NYPD goes into PS84 and they're like, lady, you got two gimps in the back here.
Sorry.
You're not taking them.
And they're like, what the f ⁇ 's going on?
You're done.
Not that you should kill anyone who's any kind of handicapped, but I'm very cognitive.
I just have a thalidomide.
I'm a thalidomide.
I don't hear your story.
I'm just doing my job, all right?
Get off the fucking chair.
Hold on to the little skinny legs.
And the teacher's like, no, no, no, get off the fucking other crazy thing.
That in that insane world they created, you're not going to stand in their way.
You just created an insane Trump Gestapo that wants to kill handicapped people.
You think they'd care about some fat boomer who's like, not on my watch?
You created a science fiction hell movie.
You're dead.
They're going to come in through the ceiling, take all the handicapped kids, and then, I don't know, like, throw dynamite up their ass.
No, they're not.
Saw Eric Holder saying, when they go low, we kick them.
I like that.
Let's get low.
Let's be disgusting.
Let's make some fucking jokes.
Can we kill a dead guy who ran Japan's Socialist Party, please?
It happened 58 years ago.
Relax.
That is my beef with the right, is they're just so sacred and they're so pure and they're so careful never to offend, never to make the wrong jokes.
They're so worried about interpretation.
And you're dealing with mentally ill people.
It's not like you'll make a joke and then they'll say, he wants trans disabled children to die in a fire.
That's not even in the same universe as what I said.
So why appease them?
And you see this from the paleocons, from National Review, the guys who have never had a threesome, never been in a fight, never done heroin.
And they get super giddy on pot.
And you see them go, when you say the word c, have you noticed that about paleoconservative?
I'm Canadian.
C ⁇ is like, guy, you're a cheap c ⁇ .
It's your round.
Or at the very least, people of the right, let us scum in.
You need us foot soldiers.
You need us disgusting, rude jerks, because outside of the swears and the drugs and the violence and quite a list, actually.
Outside of all the things you disagree with, we have a lot in common.
And what we have in common is we both want America to prosper.
We both want Trump to do well.
And even though a lot of us poo-pooed traditionalism in our youth and got wasted and had sex and made a ton of mistakes and got divorced, even though we did all that, a lot of us are coming around and going, whoa, we literally threw the baby out with the bathwater.
We want kids.
We want a housewife.
We want to come home to a lady.
I will throw Islam one bone.
Actually, they have some good points.
Women are always driving slow in the fast lane.
Get them off the roads.
I'm sick of seeing cars pass you on the slow lane.
If you need to drive, go find a, I forget the word they use in Islam, it's like a booby.
It's like a male mentor, and she's like, Can I drive to the store?
And he's like, Yeah.
But go in the slow lane if you're going to go slow.
Thank you, thank you.
That sounds awesome.
Also, I don't like walking around Williamsburg with a boner.
It goes back to that day ruiners thing I was talking about.
I'm done with pretty girls.
I'm married.
All you do is ruin my day.
I want you in a polyester bag.
I'm sick of cleavage and beast-tongue lips and mile-high cheekbones.
Get them covered up.
And this one's a bit rich, but it does seem kind of awesome that you get to beat your wife with a stick that's just bigger than a toothbrush if she won't f ⁇ you.
Actually, if I tried that, I would be hospitalized.
It's in the Quran.
But the best part, I would think, of Islam is these women, they're covered up all day, so when they're at home, they're like, finally, I can shine.
And it's Yves Saint-Laurent, stilettos and makeup, and their hair's all done.
It's like the Academy Awards, and they're vacuuming in stilettos.
Like, oh, you're finally home.
Check me out.
That seems kind of awesome, I'm not going to lie.
Especially if you're a Saudi prince and she has access to great outfits.
But I think we have learned the hard way.
You know, there's sort of two groups with conservatives.
There's one's born and raised conservatives, and I think a lot of proud boys, and I know me personally, we're sort of expats.
We were liberals, we were partiers, we were deplorable in the literal sense.
We were degenerates, is the word I was looking for.
And then we had kids and went, wow, these are cute.
And I'm too old to do cocaine anymore.
Why did I wait so long?
Never!
Trust me, dude.
Hang off.
You're about to get hangovers that make AIDS feel like Disneyland.
You're about to get hangovers where they're interesting.
You're like, wow.
I'm experiencing the most pain a human's ever felt.
I'm dying.
My molecules are falling off of my bones.
And then we start looking into it and we go, wow, there was some real merit to traditionalism.
All this stuff we threw out, like I was talking to a turkey farmer yesterday, of all people.
It's very important to talk to a lot of different people.
Charles Murray predicted this in Coming Apart.
He said, you got to get out there.
Talk to rich people, poor people.
You got to fraternize.
You got to have speeches.
You can't shut down conversation.
Talk to the cab driver.
A cab driver on the way here was talking to his wife the whole time.
We missed out on a whole great conversation.
We want community.
So I'm talking to this turkey farmer and she says, you know, when I was a girl and needed money, my dad would go, oh, oh, you need money?
Okay, cool.
So he would go to the local market, whatever, and he'd start asking around.
He'd find some old lady who needed her living room painted and was willing to pay, you know, modern equivalent of 20 bucks.
And so she would go and she would paint that woman's living room after her dad told her how to do it and showed her, like, here's a sponge, you got to wash the wall first, which I don't really agree with.
Aren't you just covering it in paint?
There's a thumbprint under the paint?
Who cares?
It's a curtain.
Now she would talk to that old lady as she was painting that wall.
And she would get to know her.
And that old lady would tell her about, you know, Boston Street, how it was 100 years ago.
She could tell her about this club.
Oh, this club's from 1930.
Incredible time for New York.
You know, we were between the wars.
We had the Empire State Building and the Great Depression and the Chrysler Building bought under budget in a year and a half.
It was a very exciting, vibrant time for New York City.
Then the war hit.
New York State lost half a million people.
Oh, that's interesting, old lady.
Can you leave me alone now while I try to f ⁇ paint?
What a chatterbox.
Then you'd get that money, and then you'd go spend it at the local...
I don't know what these old people did when they were young.
Didn't they go to drive-in food places where some lady would come out with roller skates?
What a weird history you boomers have.
All right, everyone's ready.
It's Friday.
Let's eat a hamburger in our car.
Served to us by roller skate ladies.
But whatever, they did what they did.
And that money stayed in the community.
Now we have this sort of transient culture where we don't know who's mowing our lawn and they get the money and then they send it back with Western Union.
And every time, just like that story where she was painting the old lady's living room, it was building the fabric of a society.
And when we do the opposite and we just have strangers do all our odd jobs, we rip apart that society.
And that's what's happening.
We're tearing apart the fabric of society so much that you can make up lies and straw men and go, there's actually a Nazi from the Klan doing a talk tonight in New York.
What?
Yeah, he wants genocide.
He wants to kill disabled kids.
How?
Wouldn't the parents object to that?
Hey, man, it's genocide.
And if the left can shut down discussion, they can shut down the narrative, they can control the narrative, and they gain power.
And I've always said that's what political correctness is.
It's someone telling you how to talk.
Oh, it's not black now, it's person of color.
Oh, it's not person of color, it's African-American.
Black people don't even know this.
Like, no one told us.
I'm going to say I'm black.
Oh, you got to check in with your boss.
You're not allowed to call yourself that anymore.
Now you're an African-American person of color.
Is there an acronym for that?
Because that sounds kind of long.
Yeah, apple peck.
So I think we're at a point now in America Where people who have normal dad beliefs, like me, like you, can be twisted into having some sinister agenda that's apocalyptic and evil and must be stopped with violence.
And that is a socialist mentality.
That is a communist mentality.
I'm not, I don't want you to talk to that person.
I want to dehumanize that person so you can kill them and you just kill the piece of garbage.
You know, at Mike Cernovich's last thing, there was this guy who was leaving, Jewish guy, kind of classical liberal, Dave Rubin type of dude.
And the police go, you got to wait for a car and we'll take you out.
And he goes, what?
I didn't do anything wrong.
I'm not a Nazi.
So he goes, I'm just going to walk down the street.
So he walks down the street.
Antifa, excuse me!
You're a lawyer, for Christ's sakes.
Pretend it's a court of law, you dunce.
You were there.
Oh, really?
By the way, by the way, I love how it's advocating violence if you clap when a guy punches a guy who was murdering an old man.
She should have just sat there and took it.
Like Jesus Christ.
You can make me small.
I just want to interject quickly there.
So that was someone who was there at the fight, and I was talking about how after Night of Freedom, Antifa was waiting outside.
They were talking about killing my kids and killing Mike Cernovich's kids.
They were saying bringing their kids down.
Jack Pasobic recorded it all.
Anyway, that guy that I was talking about, he went out there, and he walks by and this Antifa guy grabs him, punches him, hits him down.
He hits his head on the concrete as he falls down and starts having a heart attack.
Then the Antifa guy starts strangling him as he has a heart attack.
Cops come to get the guy.
He starts beating up the cops.
And that guy in the audience was saying, no, I was there.
And me, I was trying to help the cops separate these two, get that guy off of him and aid in, you know, stopping the assault.
By the way, that barely made it to the media.
And when it did, it was just like protesters scuffle.
It wasn't Antifa attacks old man the way when they report on our things.
It's like hate group goes roaming the streets looking for violence.
I just got, I'm watching this, but I'm also on my email.
I just got someone at the Gothamist saying, I hear you guys were looking for violence all night.
Do you have a comment?
And I said to him, three days, four days of threats and bottles of urine and robbing citizen journalists.
You don't see that someone determined for a fight?
You don't see when the guy who was actually beat up at the end of the night, I saw him at the beginning of the night.
That was 6.20 when I saw him.
The fight was at about 9.30 or 10.
That's hours and hours and hours of someone waiting.
He had gloves on that had plastic things on the knuckles, ready to fight.
That's someone out for violence.
But somehow, I guess because they are all part of the same disgusting mess, Antifa can behave badly and the DNC can make them into victims.
Unbelievable.
All right, go back to it.
Watch that guy.
They had a heart attack, and then the Antifa dudes put the cops in a headlock.
Like the cop's going to go, all right, all right.
God, I didn't know you were that mad.
Tap out, tap out.
That kid could be facing 16 years.
But the rhetoric and the lack of free speech and lack of discussion dehumanizes people until they don't think they're killing some old dude who is leaving a thing.
They think they're killing Hitler as a baby in his crib.
And there's definitely an argument for Hitler as a baby in his crib, but that's not Hitler.
And I've talked to these people and I said, can I get you on my show or can we discuss this?
I don't understand.
I don't even know what the f ⁇ you want.
And they go, sorry.
Genocide doesn't deserve a debate.
I'm not Pol Pot.
I bet even with Pol Pot, he would go, I'm going to be killing a lot of people.
And his side guys were like, are you out of your fucking mind?
You're going to start killing everyone?
Like, I bet even the people surrounding Stalin and Mao and Hitler and Pol Pot and all these genocidal maniacs, I bet some of them are going, wait, you're serious?
And by the way, they were all socialists.
You know, I sort of realized that very recently, and I'm sorry to sort of stop the tape, but we keep getting that you guys are, you want to promote genocide and genocide has no debate here and you want to kill people.
And ironically, the other thing they talk about is white genocide, and they say, you're just scared because your population is dwindling or something like that.
But my argument is there's only been about seven leaders in history who have committed genocide.
So it's already esoteric as far as the entire history of the world.
You got Pol Pot and Hitler and Stalin and blah, blah, blah.
And then you look at them and you go, you're all either socialists or communists.
So how does this mentality, this socialist mentality, not have more stigma around it?
And yeah, that includes Hitler, the National Socialist.
Sorry, go ahead.
The socialists are taking root in America.
And that mentality dehumanizes people until they are disposable.
The reason genocide is in their vocabulary, and they bring it up with you even though you've never said it once in your life, is because it's in their vocabulary.
And we've seen it with Stalin, 30 million.
We've seen it with Mao, 70 million.
We've seen it with that socialist Hitler with 6 million.
We keep seeing these socialists play God.
And God laid this out for us.
He said, I've designed you perfectly.
Just open the gates, do whatever you want, you'll be fine.
Kill murderers, obviously, and pedophiles.
But don't tell other people how to live.
I've made you great.
But when you have these despots, these dictators who say, no, I'm going to tell people how to live.
I'm going to play God.
Millions of people die.
So I'll close with saying what I always say, which is politics is two groups of people.
People who want to be left alone and people who want to leave them the f ⁇ alone.
Why do those socialists with the curiously mass-produced signs outside, isn't that kind of weird?
How all the signs look the same?
And then they go, I didn't get my source check.
Yeah, they don't trickle down to you, dummy.
They stay with the sign producers.
They're two echelons up.
I just, it's curious that we criticize socialism and then socialist democrats have these perfectly made signs.
Those are the people who won't leave us the f ⁇ alone.
We're having a talk here.
What are we doing?
It's an idea.
Lauren Southern is banned from England for what?
The words that come out of her mouth?
It's not X-Men.
They're not fire.
They can't kill you.
It's a little blonde woman with an insane ass.
A day ruiner, if you will.
The kind of ass that should be in a burkhart.
Ironically.
But this fight, World War II, World War I, we've been fighting socialism and communism forever.
I don't understand why.
I honestly don't.
I guess because it's a good sell if you're incurious and illiterate and someone says everyone gets everything and you go, that sounds good.
But how low is your IQ to go, I get a thing?
I like that thing.
You don't get a thing.
You don't get a Porsche.
After the Revolution, I've seen on their chat rooms, like, after the Revolution, I'd like to design uniforms for the Red Guard.
Yeah, so would I. Sounds cool.
I'd put like a gun in your sleeve.
Infrared things on your hat that just go shoop.
That's what 12-year-old boys do when they draw.
They make cool killing uniforms.
So, we want to be revolutionary.
We want to anger those people outside.
They think this is the KKK.
They think this is Nazis to have a talk about traditional values and consider them.
By the way, these are not dictums.
I'm not Mao.
When I say most women would be happier at home or maybe learn a trade or we should support free speech or the Second Amendment is an integral part of this country, these are my ideas.
I'm not enforcing them upon anyone.
You can take them or leave them.
And what these people outside...
That's kind of a typo.
When I say most women would be happier at home, that's not a dictum.
The First Amendment and the Second Amendment are dictums.
They are in the Constitution.
That's not me just suggesting that you should have free speech in the country.
I guess what I was trying to say there, this is fun when you do a speech and you get to watch it and then add notes.
This is a footnote here.
You should absolutely have the free speech.
That's not my opinion.
That's the law.
You should absolutely have the Second Amendment.
That's not my opinion.
That's the law.
What I'm saying there is if you want to censor yourself or you don't want to say this or you don't want to go to this, then you shouldn't have to.
And if you don't want a gun, you shouldn't have to have a gun.
But I do believe that New York City's gun laws, for example, are unconstitutional.
So I should have just kept that with the opinions and not the things that are actual laws.
Although, when you look at a lot of big cities in America, it doesn't look like they're following the Second Amendment.
And clearly, as we've learned from this venue and the reaction that it's getting in the media, we're not following the First Amendment either.
It didn't work.
We kicked out the British.
We killed the Nazis.
We built the greatest country in the world.
America does not need a reboot.
We're not starting over again.
You can come along for the ride or get the f ⁇ off the road.
God bless USA.
And God bless Otoya Yamaguchi.
So as we were watching that, I'm checking the news flood in.
And according to Newsweek, Trump Supporting Proud Boys group will be investigated by New York Hate Crimes Unit after violence in Manhattan.
I don't see how they could, I guess they could isolate that fight at the end, and they could say the bad word was some sort of a hate crime, but this is even, that would just be like a bar fight.
But this is even sillier than a bar fight because it's someone who'd been flanking you all night.
But who knows?
I've seen injustice happen plenty of times.
So maybe they're going to jail.
Maybe I'm going to jail.
Maybe everyone's going to jail for what you just saw.
That incited violence, according to the alt left, and made them victims.
They are in a situation now in America with the deep state and the media where they can target someone for days and then when they finally get bopped in the nose, pretend to be the victims.
I'm stunned.
And I guess the moral of the whole thing is when you get in a situation like that, just say, get off my lawn.
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