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March 9, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E83 - KILLED CARTOONS

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	Live from New York online with Kevin McMinnett.
	That was epic, literally epic, by Faith No More, starring Mike Patton doing that weird chili peppers rap that was popular at the time.
	If the didn't, come but come but today if the phone don't do it the end you be Don't you know funk is colorblind?
	Well, I've been a new one on a funky time That guy you just saw the curly hairs out of the band Very
	popular young man we were I don't know what I thought this band to be honest.
	I know I liked Mr. Bungle's first album.
	That was 91.
	That was a little one of his many kooky projects.
	He's always got a kooky project going on.
	By the way, you'll notice I'm wearing a tie today.
	Yes, thank you for noticing.
	I can fit my finger in the front.
	My tail robin hunk gong Indian man Nita fashions.
	He doesn't like this.
	He doesn't like that when you can do that.
	He wants it to be perfect.
	Sorry, dude.
	No, I get claustrophobic.
	I start having panic attacks.
	Even this, I think I would like even more.
	But boy, it feels good.
	And you'll notice how few men do their top button.
	Now, if you watch Law and Order shows, they always have the top button undone, but the tie up.
	I can't tell if that's a really good stylist, recognizing that cops tend to not have shirts that fit them, or if it's just some lazy asshole who doesn't do his shirt up all the way.
	But when you don't have your top button done up, when you wear a tie, you look like an asshole.
	Now, if you have it way down here, and it's like, this was a crazy night, we stayed up all night examining this case, right?
	That's a thing.
	That's a like, you have your shirt sleeves rolled up, your suspenders.
	I get that look.
	What's his name?
	Amy Winehouse's, I guess it's an ex.
	Pete Doherty.
	He used to do a good job of that.
	But that look, perfect, Brian.
	That's exactly what I'm talking about.
	It makes you look like a fucking amateur.
	You look like a little kid doing his first job interview.
	It's not a good look, my friend.
	I shouldn't have done that.
	So I'm very happy.
	You'll be seeing ties from now on.
	And you know why ties are great for you?
	Because when you're trying to dig up an old episode and you go, what the heck?
	I remember like a blue tie on.
	He was talking about his dad.
	Now you can just go through visually, especially those with a photographic memory, and then you'll be able to identify the shows much better because they'll have a different tie.
	That's why we do write-ups.
	That's why in Vice days, I used to always write what was on inside.
	So if you're going, what was that one where they had the Vice Guy to Cunilingus, whatever that was called, the Vice Guy to Eating Pussy?
	And you can just see it on the cover.
	And then after I left, they stopped doing that.
	We just have a picture on the cover.
	And I'm like, no one's going to be able to find anything, you assholes.
	It's a fuck you to the fans.
	But the reason I chose that.
	Well, actually, let's hear Mr. Bungle.
	The first album, though.
	I don't think they ever stopped, so there's a lot of stuff.
	Yeah, that album with the ugly guy.
	Or as my youngest boy pronounces it, ugly.
	What are you clicking away for?
	I know we're having this on cassette.
	Uh-oh.
	Maybe jump ahead in the middle.
	I saw Jacob Wall tweet recently.
	Mr. Bungle sucked.
	Or maybe it was Scott Greer.
	Yeah, maybe it was Scott Greer.
	They seem the same guy to me sometimes.
	This seems pretty self-indulgent, meandering Ryan Rivera music.
	You should have been in Mr. Bungle.
	I don't do like circus jams.
	It's like Barnum and Bungle.
	Yeah, this is when musicians get too good.
	Everyone who's been in a lo-fi, whatever it's punk, rock band, they notice that their fellow bandmates start getting better and better.
	Even Burton Cummings, yesterday's band, said that about the guess who.
	He said they started doing shit in like 9-4 time, and I had to physically count on stage to keep up with the songs.
	And I remember that with my band.
	Bands get too good.
	Now, sometimes they get good, and they don't go down the prog rock, self-indulgent world.
	They go into perfect pop, exquisite beats, like the replacements and Who's Curdoo.
	But I played that because I dug up this unbelievably awkward interview.
	What's this?
	What was that?
	Yes.
	There's always confusion.
	Burton Cummings sings his hit songs on the Howard Stein show.
	They were?
	Yeah.
	We were from Canada.
	They were from England.
	And actually, Burton had so many hits that with the publishing.
	And you wrote those songs, right?
	Yeah, I wrote pretty well everything.
	Either wrote or co-wrote pretty well everything.
	Wow.
	Got a nice award for a song of mine called Stand Tall.
	Stand Tall.
	Scared the shit out of me.
	Don't be too small.
	Don't do nothing foolish.
	All right, that's enough.
	But check out this interview with Faith No More on MTV.
	And Kennedy is there.
	Kennedy of Fox Business, who I call a Benjamin Buttons babe, because she's much prettier now after pumping out two kids and being in her 40s than she looked whenever this was, 21?
	Yuck.
	She's much more attractive now.
	They're PJs.
	get out of here.
	Although, in her defense, I told her that, and she goes, to be honest, back then, stop.
	If you had like high-heel shoes on, you'd look like a sucker.
	A cuck, a loser.
	You'd look desperate.
	We all wear Doc Martin shoes and baggy jeans.
	And if anyone dressed up, she's talking about the early 90s, you would be laughed at.
	And I get that.
	Drunk some water.
	Don't steal that.
	I've been lost.
	I'm being mother now.
	Would you boys like some water?
	No.
	Okay, I hear you.
	Okay.
	There you are.
	I'm a mother.
	Thank you.
	I'm trusted by Kiwi.
	Now, besides being one of the mother.
	This is why you shouldn't have a studio audience on your show.
	I mean, I suppose you're sick of speaking about this, but of course you don't.
	Yeah, but Bill Martin's now left.
	Yeah, Bill.
	I'm sorry, Jim Martin.
	Jim Martin, little Joe.
	Why is it so laggy, dude?
	It's fine on your end, but when I'm watching it, it pauses.
	It's working okay now, I guess.
	Yeah, I'm having problems with the...
	Look at Kennedy.
	She looks like a child.
	I mean, how much disruption did that cause in the band?
	What is happening?
	Did you actually seriously consider maybe, you know, folding it and starting another band or changing the name, maybe?
	Well, yeah, it was a little bit tough, but I mean, we had to do it to survive.
	And, you know, if you wanted to keep making records, that's what we had to do.
	So we did it.
	Got.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Now, I mean, you have had a lot of line-up changes over the years, but you yourself, when you first joined the band, Mike, you replaced Chuck Mosley, who was very popular at the time, but since then you've become much, much bigger.
	And I believe at the time when you were auditioned, well, wasn't Courtney Love auditioned for Faith No More?
	That was before.
	Yeah.
	Long before me.
	So what happened, Bill?
	Why didn't Courtney get the job?
	Well, it was between her and Patton and Patton's Kuner.
	You know Courtney Love, don't you?
	Oh, yeah.
	Courtney and I know each other a little bit.
	Yeah, didn't she?
	This is going great.
	You guys can tell me.
	This is going great.
	What?
	Didn't she actually give out your home phone number at one of the classes?
	Yeah, she did.
	That crazy Courtney.
	And did people ring you afterwards?
	Yeah, about 200 kids called me afterwards, and I changed the message on my machine to say it was a reconstructive surgery clinic.
	So people caught up.
	But they were calling until 6 in the morning.
	Amy Finnerty says hi, by the way.
	Oh, cool.
	Everybody says hi.
	You're going to be playing another number for us later on.
	Kind of name-dropping, huh?
	People have always often said that.
	This is very strange.
	I know.
	I feel uncomfortable in my own skin.
	Here's a little bit of gossip for you while I drop.
	It feels like this is happening during a red carpet thing and there's a side thing.
	It feels like a terrorist is holding them hostage and they've already killed the first person on the show.
	And he said, I will continue to kill you unless you have normal show.
	Yeah.
	He likes Faith No Moore, so like he makes.
	I want to watch my favorite band.
	Get interview.
	Make good job.
	A shock jock.
	A VJ.
	Shock jock.
	And Faith No More.
	Okay, you can see that.
	VJ and Shock Jock could not be further from each other, dude.
	And Faith No Moore is acting like they're going to die anyway.
	Like there's not even a chance for them to re- If you do good, I won't kill you.
	He already killed their wives and their kids.
	So they're just like, I have nothing to live for.
	Like his eyes flickering around after he was asked a really retarded question was like key and peel level perfect.
	Like, what do I do with that?
	For a long time to get on this show.
	I thought you were going to play the Bee Gees.
	Talk about that later on.
	Talk about that later on.
	For a long time to get on this show, please put your hands together for Juliana Hatfield and Universal Heartbeat.
	Juliana Hatfield.
	Juliana Hatfield.
	Universal Heartbeat.
	Same from the fourth coming album only.
	Everything still with me, of course.
	Mike Patton and Bill Gould of Faith No More.
	Bill Gould.
	I'll fight them all.
	Anyway, sorry to start the show with such a bummer.
	What's up with that picture frame though?
	It's alive.
	The technology was better than the 90s?
	The technology was better than the 90s.
	But go to 1.3, just lest you start to hate Mike Patton, the guy who introduced the show.
	Because it's not his fault.
	He was on a super gay, boring thing, and he decided to fuck with it.
	But this is how he is in normal interviews.
	Can you imagine having to do boring music interviews your whole life?
	I really do believe that people sell their soul to the devil to have hits because having to play them every night and then do interviews like this every fucking day, that's a torture.
	That's right out of like Aesop's fables.
	I'm doing a record of 60s Italian music with an orchestra that I'm really psyched about.
	I'm doing a record with Dan the Automator.
	I'm doing a record with Amon Tobin.
	Me and Roselle are going to do a record.
	I mean, there's always stuff to do.
	You don't need to look very far.
	These are all things that really I've been wanting to do for five years in a strange way.
	Are you hearing this?
	What year are we in?
	Forgive me, but Wolf Mother, you suck.
	Yeah, that got me thinking recently about these bands that did pop songs as a joke, making fun of music, and not realizing that that's what's so great about pop.
	That's what's so great about America in a lot of ways.
	We like to oversimplify shit and make it crappy because we like things fast, cheap, and easy.
	Like American punk.
	We start out with British punk with all the outfits and all the crazy looks and the music had to be, you know, a funny form of rock and roll.
	And then America just goes, all right, what is this?
	Punk?
	All right, no more clothes.
	Fuck the clothes.
	Just shave your head, jeans and a t-shirt.
	And I want it to be as fast as possible.
	Get the song over within two minutes.
	Let's go, let's go, let's go.
	And that became American Punch, which is hardcore, minor threat, black flag.
	They were all about speed.
	And the thing I like about pop is all these bands like the Pogues, they have all these incredible chord progressions and they bring in the piano and the fucking flute and all this shit.
	And then they go, pop music is for losers.
	And Shane McGowan proves it by making a shitty, stupid pop song where he goes, I love your breasts.
	I love your size.
	And everyone, including me, goes, I don't know what you're doing here, but that song's fucking awesome.
	What are you doing?
	I'm typing in that song.
	Oh, is this it?
	This is it.
	You use this.
	I think they made this video after it became a huge hit.
	They went, okay, I guess pop music is cool.
	Look at those teeth.
	You know someone's mouth isn't in bad shape when you feel sorry for apples.
	He looks like an orc.
	Orcs can be sexy too.
	Look at that mouth.
	You just like lie face down in a bucket of Coca-Cola every night?
	Can you eat an apple?
	Like can one of that lone soldier with no one to back it up, can he handle tearing into an apple?
	Which also reminded me of this show Fame in the early 80s.
	I was obsessed with as a kid.
	I wanted to go to a fancy school like that, but there was none in Ottawa, Canada.
	But the guy Bruno, he was making fun of pop music, and he said classical music is much better.
	And they said, well, let's hear you do a pop song if they're so easy.
	So he just makes up a pop song about Tchaitowski, Czafovsky.
	This is an Italian version.
	It's all I could find.
	But they go, hey, listen, Bruno thinks he can write a pop song about classical music.
	Italian is a much more beautiful language than English than it is.
	What's this called again?
	Cho, Cho, Cho, Chofoski.
	Sharovsky.
	Sharovsky.
	There's a powerful message here.
	When you say simple is bad.
	Because that's why they hated Trump.
	Because he was tacky.
	He was easy.
	He was caddy.
	He was running Dangerfield and Caddyshack.
	He was nouveau rich.
	Where's the music from you?
	Here he comes.
	Beat his guy.
	Bruno, no, no, no.
	What's he gonna say?
	Have a nice day?
	Everybody listen to the music of Tsaikovsky.
	Prepare yourself for the coming of Soroski.
	Bruno Ho!
	Bruno Ho!
	What's going on with this playing?
	We have two different ways to project this computer to the TriCaster, and both of them suck.
	One of them is laggy, but this one usually never is, but I'm trying to give it some play.
	Because I thought you fixed this problem by wiring it directly to the TriCaster.
	Yeah, so I have that option here, but look at the frame rate.
	It sucks.
	So I'll close this one.
	Notice how it's like it's choppy.
	I'd rather have choppy than drops out every now and then.
	Yeah, pausing every 10 seconds.
	Oh, he records it.
	I remember this episode vividly.
	I must have been 12.
	It becomes a huge hit.
	She's got like an AOC thing going on.
	Put some serious gums on her.
	Yeah, what does she eat?
	Final example of this phenomenon would be the cure.
	I'd rather have the fucked up frame rate that you can barely notice than it chunking like that.
	What happened to yesterday's show, by the way?
	It went up at, what, midnight?
	No, the full version, yep.
	Why?
	The full version.
	We don't have the technology to upload a three-hour episode?
	It's more the exporting.
	it said i had that uh okay this is gonna be boring no no i'm fascinated by it okay and so um i think the reason so you can click why like why did this happen did i run out of space or something that that definitely no so you do it again right so and then that's another hour and a half no i stop i said you know what about 10 minutes in i was like this is gonna take forever so i'm gonna wait a minute i noticed it wasn't up at 9 p.m and an hour and a half that means you would have started at like 730.
	i think we should get a new computer computer still but basically every time i plug the hard drive in it crashes the computer right so i moved everything onto this but this isn't a thunderbolt it's a regular usb so it's enough boring so the cure uh they've been around for a while.
	I think they were going for like a goth thing, and it wasn't really taking off.
	They had a hit called The Forest that was okay, and I think they saw all these pop hits going, just like Bruno, just like The Pogues, and they said, let's make fun of pop music.
	So they did a pop music parody, really, and it was a massive hit for them.
	And then they just said, let's pursue this.
	So my conceit here is that the Cure are kidding.
	They're a weirdo Yankovic, where they're mocking pop, and it just did so well, they just kept doing it.
	Check it out.
	This was the second hit, I think, after The Forest.
	The Forest is like a normal song.
	This is like Cho Cho Cho Choskoski.
	And I love it.
	I love the cure.
	But they're kidding.
	All right, today's book is Agents of Repression.
	All young punk rockers are required to read this, and so should all Antifa.
	And we end up with a unifying belief system, Antifa and Proud Boys and Patriots and Boogaloo Boys and Militias, which is fuck the FBI.
	The FBI destroyed the Black Panther movement and AIM because they saw them as a threat.
	Leonard Pellchier was framed, I believe, by these goons that the FBI set up.
	And the Black Panther Party was pretty cool when it started out, free breakfast programs, that kind of stuff.
	And the FBI destroyed them.
	So this is done by the world's biggest asshole, Ward Churchill, who said 9-11 was a chicken's coming home to roost.
	But he obviously wrote this a long time ago, back when the left worked relatively hard for their money.
	And when was this written now?
	1988.
	And it goes back over the 60s and 70s with the FBI and their war on the American Indian movement and the Black Panther movement.
	And it's a mandatory read.
	Incredible book.
	And you should be dubious of the FBI, no matter what side you're on.
	I mean, we've watched them destroy our lives.
	I think they're fucking with my friend Jay.
	If you jump ahead here.
	So Jay Johnson is being accused of being at the rally on January 6th, which I think he was at.
	This is 3-4.
	Jay Johnson is in shit.
	And the FBI put this out.
	They're still seeking information on people who took part in the violence at the U.S. Capitol on January 6th, if you know this individual.
	You know why that the FBI put this out?
	Because he called me a couple days before.
	Weird.
	And my phone is tapped by the FBI.
	And he said, are you going to this thing January 6th?
	I said, fuck no.
	And he goes, my hotel, my Trump Tower hotel bill was like five grand.
	And I go, why are you going?
	He goes, I don't know.
	And we're going to split it.
	I don't know.
	And then later I talked to him and I go, were you part of that?
	And he goes, fuck no.
	He goes, I saw people doing it and we all went, let's get out of here.
	And we just left.
	We went in the opposite direction.
	So there's zero violence from him.
	So why is the FBI caring?
	Because the FBI heard him call me.
	And they go through.
	It's already been made public that they took everyone's phone records and put them out there.
	So you go through the phone records.
	You see my phone number and you go, he called the founder of the Proud Boys two days before.
	They must have been planning the attack.
	So then he becomes a person of interest.
	Now he's got to get a lawyer.
	And it's funny because all the people pushing this like big plan have this secret Donald Trump army full of grandmas and moms, like that real estate agent who took the private plane.
	She's part of this deadly militia.
	Everyone's friend's mom?
	Okay.
	And you know who was quick to rat him out, of course?
	Tim Heidecker.
	Second it shows up, Tim Heidecker, one of the shittiest people in the world, I would say.
	Can't wait to rat out his fucking friend.
	Look at that mentally ill piece of slime.
	What a horrible little cunt he is.
	Him and his fat pedo belly.
	Egg, him and Vic Berger saving the world from the right wing, making everyone safe for his style of comedy and nobody else's.
	Yuck.
	He stinks.
	So I had an epiphany today.
	Remember we were talking yesterday about that CIA guy?
	I'm obsessed with that.
	It'll be in yesterday's notes, the MSNBC thing.
	Where he said, Antifa are anti-fascists.
	Fa.
	They're a reaction to Fa.
	So where you see them, you see fascism.
	Now, I always make the mistake of getting logical on these things.
	So I go, so wherever you see Antifa, there's Fa.
	Well, Antifa's been burning Portland to the ground for 100 days.
	So the mecca of fascism must be Portland.
	That must be where all the cops are killing blacks.
	But there is, there's not one case of an unarmed black, an innocent unarmed black being shot by cops in that town.
	What the fuck's going on?
	And I told you, we looked up Clint Watts, very, very accomplished FBI, worked for the Department of Homeland Security, top advisor, all these think tanks.
	This is not some poser who worked in IT and is just pretending to be part of the FBI.
	This guy is the FBI.
	So how could he be so dumb to think Portland is the center of FA?
	And why is he sitting there?
	Why is the FBI defending Antifa?
	Like we have politicians now and the FBI defending Antifa.
	If I was Antifa right now, I'd be going, are we the baddies?
	Why does all these mainstream authoritarians love us?
	What's going on?
	There's no equivalency by any measure between Antifa or any political left terrorism right now and what's going on on the political right.
	And I always like to remind people when they hear.
	So we're confused by this, right?
	It just came to me when I was driving back from the gym.
	I cannot recommend boxing enough.
	It rattles the old cerebellum, gets you thinking again.
	By the way, I've been taking a lot of abuse at the gym.
	I've gone from the mayor of Cupcakeville to King Cupcake.
	And today I said.
	Good or bad?
	When you rank up as a what I always say is, because a lot of them are from the South Bronx.
	I go, I'd rather live in fucking Cupcakeville than the South Bronx.
	We have fountains that are made of candy.
	The city hall has these candy canes all in a row as you walk up the chocolate steps.
	I like Cupcake Villa.
	Got like blood knives and like that.
	And plus, you know what you get when you eat a cupcake?
	You get diabetes, motherfucker.
	I'll kill you.
	That is a killer in the Bronx.
	But they go, I go, I can't do sit-ups.
	I saw this cracked rib.
	So I'll do the medicine ball crunches, but there won't be real crunches because when I, last time I did this, I did a burpee.
	It popped out and I went back to square one.
	And they go, okay, well, why don't you just do then, just use the medicine ball up and down like that, and then you can go home and shave your pussy.
	And I was like, so hold on a second.
	The problem isn't that I have a vagina.
	The problem is that it's too hairy.
	So you want me to come back tomorrow with a cleanly shaved, maybe even waxed pussy, and then I'll be one of the guys?
	I'm going to come.
	And he goes, no one takes it that far.
	So you ready for the answer here?
	The FBI loves Antifa because it's good for business.
	When citizens, the citizenry, sees Antifa burning down buildings, killing people, shooting fucking Jay Bishop, they go, we need security.
	We need the FBI.
	We need more law enforcement.
	This is a major problem.
	We need intellectuals.
	Like, what's that guy's name?
	Kelvin Watts?
	Clint Watts.
	Clint Watts.
	We need Clint Watts and his organization to protect us.
	Without him, without the FBI, we're nothing.
	We're in danger.
	They said they're coming to the suburbs, too.
	I'm at the point now where I wouldn't be surprised if there's feds in Antifa saying, say we're going to go to the suburbs.
	Scare the taxpayer.
	Scare the people who pay the FBI's bills and get them to pay our bills.
	And they do.
	So the FBI loves Antifa.
	Now, why does the FBI hate domestic terrorists and right-wing militia groups?
	Because they make them non-essential.
	They make them redundant.
	That's the word I was looking for.
	Perfect example of this is the Bundy Ranch standoff.
	1-8.
	What happened there?
	Armed Americans, they were not violent.
	They did not hurt anyone.
	But at the Bundy Ranch, the ranchers, Clivin Bundy was getting abused.
	He was being accused of arson and all kinds of dumb shit.
	He was endangering some fuckhead turtle by letting his cows graze on land that was unusable.
	The ranchers there, where is that?
	Where was Bundy again?
	They made that land arable, Nevada.
	It was desert, dry shit land.
	They said, well, we can't grow crops here, but we could have cows eat the bullshit grass that's around and have cattle farms.
	And they did.
	The government shut them all, all like 27 ranchers, they shut them down.
	The Bundies stayed strong on their land, and they were threatened for endangering a fucking turtle.
	This is not, don't confuse this with Oregon, but that was just as ridiculous when they went to jail for arson when they were just doing brush fires that prevent major fires.
	And we've seen in California what happens when you don't do brush fires.
	We're looking, by the way, at a brutal fire season this summer.
	And Marjorie Taylor Greene says, one of the reasons they don't do brush fires is because these fires are good business for the left.
	That's why they call her the Jew laser woman.
	You can figure that out on your own.
	I don't quite get it.
	But so Americans from top to bottom, east to west, said, this looks wrong.
	I don't care about turtles.
	Why are you destroying this person's ranch?
	So they showed up with guns and they formed a wall.
	And Obama said, move, take away your horses, take those guns away, leave, or we're going to kill you.
	And he sent in the National Guard.
	He sent in the army to kill them.
	And they said, we're not going anywhere.
	We don't need you, FBI.
	We don't need you, authoritarian government.
	And what happened?
	Obama went, I'm going to have a bloodbath on my hand.
	I don't want another Waco.
	I don't want Waco on my watch.
	And Waco is another good example of what happens when you let tyranny go unchecked.
	And they all went home, and the people won.
	That's very bad for Clint Watts.
	So he says, that's a huge threat.
	We cannot have the Bundy ranch.
	It's the worst thing that could possibly happen.
	And it's really only bad for the government and the FBI, the top brass, the police's boss, as they say.
	And what do we always say?
	Fuck the police's boss.
	So what you're looking at right there is very bad for the FBI.
	That's why the FBI lies and says it's a number one threat to our safety.
	Is that good or bad for the FBI?
	Oh.
	That's a hell of a body, Clint.
	Clint Watts gay question mark?
	That's the first thing I think when I see gay allegations.
	I think, how do you get your fucking gay bot?
	Like, is that just one million sit-ups a day?
	I don't care if he's gay.
	I want his body.
	He's probably doing cum burpees.
	Let's see.
	Gay news.
	We do gay news, you guys.
	If it's gay, it's for us.
	Why would you just do gay news?
	So what's the evidence here?
	This site isn't loading properly, but there should be...
	This is a vote.
	So I'd like to see the numbers on this.
	Yeah.
	Oh, did you see, I didn't put this in my notes, but Steven Crowder's trending?
	Is he?
	Yeah.
	Why did I put that in my notes?
	Steve Crowder.
	Maybe I did.
	Yeah, he was trending today because five years ago, he dressed up in drag and went to Planet Fitness to lift weights.
	And that's not the right clip.
	That's the clip.
	But it's five years old.
	The bit didn't work.
	People didn't care that he was trans.
	Okay.
	You try a lot of bits.
	That one wasn't a hit.
	When he was at the woman's march, dressed like that, it was a hit.
	So, yeah, congratulations.
	You combed through half a decade of content and found a bit that was not a slam dunk.
	Doesn't seem like this is much of a scoop, but it's all over Twitter today for some reason.
	And Steven goes, okay, great.
	You got me.
	Now do the ice bucket challenge.
	But in the notes, I saw someone saying, Steven Crowder raped me.
	What?
	Yeah, go down.
	Nah.
	Apes delight.
	There we go.
	Oh, no.
	Keep going.
	Nah.
	Now, this might be hard to find.
	Oh, that might be it.
	Yeah.
	Steven Crowder dressing.
	No.
	Keep going.
	Sorry, I should have had this ready.
	I'm probably not going to be able to find it.
	It was just one comment that, like.
	Yeah, there he is.
	Lucas, when I identified as a trans teenager, I was approached by Crowder soliciting sex from me.
	I was 17.
	He offered me $1,000, and I couldn't turn it down.
	Yes, you can.
	That's prostitution, Luke.
	I'm not saying it happened, but with the parameters of your allegation, just say no, okay?
	I was broke.
	I was 17.
	Well, I was especially broke when I moved out at 18.
	I could have really done with $1,000 to suck a stranger's dick.
	I would say no back then, and I would work at Sonny's gas station.
	Actually, I was a dishwasher at the Royal Oak Pub at the time.
	He has since told me he'd sue me if I spoke out.
	Well, he should if this didn't happen.
	And has slandered me to filth.
	What?
	How do you slander someone to filth?
	He went up to filth and said, Lucas is a jerk.
	He shouldn't care.
	Today, I speak my truth.
	Crowder is apologetically hateful towards trans people.
	That was prevalent in our experience together, blah, blah, blah.
	It was the worst few minutes of my life.
	Huh.
	So he didn't enjoy whatever he got.
	Was he blown?
	Did he blow the guy?
	I don't know if I believe Vince Neal.
	By the way, what's trans about you at this point?
	You're just in Cleedon.
	You're in Leonard Skynyrd.
	You have eyeliner, kind of?
	Sort of?
	I will never mind.
	Sweet home, Alabama.
	So this is, just let me finish my FBI point.
	This is good for the FBI, is 1-7.
	This is an FBI utopia.
	This pays their bills, and this is why they support Antifa.
	And this is their 100th day of non-stop rioting in Portland.
	That's nothing, though.
	Sitting in Nancy Pelosi's chair is much more serious.
	Look at that.
	They're throwing Molotov cocktails at cops, and the FBI is saying, not a big deal.
	Wow.
	Now we have to know if Clinton Watts is gay.
	I want to move off the earth.
	I know a guy who just moved to Portland, and he's like, I came here because I like mountain biking.
	I hope you like a whole lot of money.
	Every time I look up my window, it's fucking escape from New York.
	I came here to escape from New York.
	But look up Clinton Watts gay.
	I will.
	First of all, that's not the body of anyone at my gym.
	Straight men are not that ripped.
	Like, I'm talking guys who box two hours a day.
	They still have a bit of a gut.
	And then those underwear, if you're trying to seduce women, they're not really into like Rocky from Rocky Horror Picture Show.
	They'd rather just had wife fronts on at the most.
	Actually, women, if you want to get a woman horny, show her you wearing a suit, carrying a briefcase, going to work.
	That's the same link as before.
	Yeah, this is the only one that alleges it.
	Because they're doing gay news.
	Maybe there's a sword.
	But when you click on that picture, does it appear anywhere?
	You got to put Clint Watts in quotes for the...
	I'm going to say 17th time I've told you this?
	What would you say it is?
	The millionth.
	And why don't you do that?
	But not gay.
	Correct, Ryan.
	Correct.
	Anytime you do a name, and the name is important, put it in quotes that's not in quotes.
	That is what you do.
	So where's the picture with the hot bod?
	Still dead lounge.
	And that doesn't load.
	Is that him?
	I don't know if that's him.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, his head looks a little different.
	It definitely aren't his glasses.
	Let's see here.
	I'll open this one and I'll open the gay one.
	And we'll compare.
	I don't care if someone's gay.
	That's boring.
	I don't care if someone is throwing my friends in prison for no reason.
	Let's go to my pet Biden.
	Let's jump ahead here.
	That's a...
	Biden.
	Biden.
	President.
	He's big and sleepy.
	Biden.
	Wait, what?
	That doesn't rhyme.
	So everyone loves my pet Biden, including the media.
	This shirt's supposed to fit absolutely perfectly.
	I guess it does.
	Yeah, it does.
	Sorry.
	Sorry, Nita Fashions.
	You should pull up Nita Fashions.
	Because you can do this too.
	The shipping is brutal, but it's very affordable, normally.
	And you just get someone to measure you.
	They'll do it on a Zoom call.
	They'll measure your neck.
	There is nothing better than having a dress shirt that fits.
	I'm wearing PJs right now.
	I couldn't feel more comfortable, really.
	And if you're in New York City, it's a nice place where they fit you and all that.
	Well, they just rent a hotel room.
	It's a nice view.
	And they're not doing it anymore because of COVID.
	That's why I'm explaining, Ryan.
	Don't interrupt when you have nothing to offer.
	Everything is done by Zoom now.
	Okay.
	But it's for cheap rich people.
	And no one wears better suits than the cheap rich people.
	You can have a custom suit with your name on it, totally tailored to every microbe of your body for like 800 bucks.
	And if you're not a suit guy, then just have one perfect suit and one perfect shirt.
	Get a tie from thetiebar.com.
	Those are 20 bucks each.
	And then when there's a funeral or whatever, you have that perfect suit.
	And you look like a mensch.
	Whereas most people, when they wear suits, they look like fucking little kids at their first job interview.
	So anyway, everyone loves my pet Biden, and including the media.
	So when he offers money to people, which I don't want, it's $1.9 trillion.
	That's $5,500 per American, and we're getting $2,000.
	So he's charging you $5,000 to give you $2,000.
	That is right out of idiocracy.
	Some people question the Washington Post's choice of wording after they describe the stimulus bill as Biden showers money on Americans.
	He literally makes it rain.
	Click on 5-1.
	Is that 5-1?
	Go to 5-2.
	Because I've noticed they changed the title.
	And then they got in shit for changing the title.
	So they changed it back.
	Amazing.
	You're going to see a lot of this.
	And I know this from being called a Nazi.
	I would get a lawyer.
	It usually cost me like $1,000.
	And I go back and forth with Daily Beast or Salon or Slate.
	Say, change that.
	I never denied the fucking Holocaust, blah, blah, blah.
	And then we would go back and forth, and I'd spend some more money, and then eventually, the phrase would just vanish from the article.
	They wouldn't put update a correction has been made, blah, blah, blah.
	None of that.
	They just change it.
	Or when the Los Angeles Times Magazine did an article on me that was slightly fair, they got a lot of shit.
	So they changed the title from like, hipster to provocateur into like flirting with the far right.
	So they, that, that's news today.
	That's internet news.
	It's an amorphous blob that slowly changes depending on people's reaction.
	But let's watch my adorable little pet try to speak English.
	5'4.
	There's a new one every day.
	This is good at the beginning, especially good at the beginning.
	The vast majority of economists left, right, and center, from Wall Street to the private economic polling initiatives.
	The economists, as I said, left, right, and center.
	Yeah, you said it.
	Say in addition to the...
	You said that one second ago.
	You can't harken back to something that's from one second ago.
	Remember?
	As I said, as I told you one second ago, if you recall, you know what he's doing there?
	He's talking to his own brain and saying, come on, brain, like I said.
	Remember?
	We need this to grow the economy.
	The vast majority of economists, left, right, and center, from Wall Street to.
	So did you understand that?
	He said the vast majority of economists from all over the political spectrum agree that this stimulus will help stimulate the economy, and we need to do it.
	That's what he was trying to say.
	Instead, he does this thing where he loses track of what he's saying about a third of the way into the sentence.
	This has got some oldies on it, but it's also a fun example of him trying to speak English.
	Hello?
	Should I go over here?
	I'm talking too much.
	You provide the kind of help that teaches people how to know, how to know.
	They may not know, because if you could take care, if you were a quartermaster, you can sure and help take care of running a department store thing or a second floor of the ladies' department.
	You know what I mean?
	And so some of the things that...
	Now, because he's my pet, I speak my pet body.
	Do you have any idea what he just said?
	No.
	All right.
	So he's saying people from the military are more employable than your average Joe, and we should be focusing on these people and giving them jobs.
	Not first, but there should be a priority for vets, which is true.
	And his contention is, say you're a quartermaster.
	A quartermaster is someone in the military.
	I'm a war movie vet, I can tell you this.
	A quartermaster is someone who sort of handles where people are staying in the military.
	So hi, welcome back, Sergeant McInnes.
	You'll be staying here in this room.
	These are your quarters.
	And Private Rivera, you'll be here in Building C at the bottom bunk here.
	I'll take you there after I drop off Sergeant McInnes.
	And you can put your trunk at the base of your bed here.
	Try to have it made by tomorrow morning at 6.30 sharp.
	That's a quartermaster.
	So he's saying, if you can handle all that, then you could be on that like, what's it called?
	Macy's elevator.
	We're going second floor ladies' department, which they don't have anymore, Joe.
	You're going back to the latest they did that would maybe be the 70s, where the person operating the elevator would announce what each floor has, and you would get out.
	Ladies wear.
	So he's saying if you're a quartermaster, you could handle getting in a time machine and running the Macy's elevator.
	And by the way, this whole notion of dealing with the idea that, you know, look, but explicitly is the more helpful.
	By the way.
	Wait, stop, Ryan.
	We want to see the quotes.
	If anything, move him over, yeah.
	They say, they may say they want to go, I don't know, and to do whatever.
	This is an old clip.
	This is back before they used to let him talk, and we've already covered this, but it's worth going back to because he's my pet.
	They may say they want to go and, I don't know, do whatever, but their skill that they acquired in the military may not in any way enhance that piece.
	Am I making sense?
	You've got to ask me some easy questions here.
	It requires, you know, that old overused phrase.
	You know, it takes a village to raise something.
	A child.
	A village to raise a child.
	We're dealing with the mental health issues is that we said it was the same as had to be treated with parity with every other health problem.
	But PTSD and thoracic brain issues are compounded issue.
	The VA is best equipped to help navigate this.
	Because I said, you know, it's...
	You see, geez, the reason I was able to stay...
	So pause.
	He's reading a bunch of fucking cue cards, and he's exhausted.
	This is a man, by the way, who's had his brain, his skull, sawed open, removed like a yarmulke, laid bare on an operating table like a hairy bowl, like a halved coconut.
	Now we just have his brain here like something at a Mars attacks.
	They operated on it.
	I think they did a very good job.
	Obviously, he's old, but he's still alive.
	So I'm impressed that he left the operating room.
	But they said, you may have trouble with your brain, especially as you get older.
	And he was like, well, it's not like I'm going to run for president, so that's fine.
	They put his cap back on, sewed it up.
	I guess the skull knows how to reseal itself.
	Maybe they put in a few bolts.
	And here we are at the surgeon's prediction where his brain is run out of steam.
	He got, you know, cancer is going to get you, but you can delay it.
	And sometimes someone will have breast cancer.
	They'll get a chemo shock.
	It'll be stagnant.
	It'll be in remission for, say, three years.
	Then it comes back and you get, so you get to buy some time.
	And the better the medicine, the more time you can buy.
	He bought a lot of time.
	But that time ran out, I would say, in 2018, around then.
	Somehow we're here three years later with this guy.
	And he's canceling Pepe Le Pew.
	And his biggest fear is Dr. Zeus.
	Do you know why?
	Because that's the kind of books he reads now.
	He reads The Cat in the Hat and he goes, I don't like this.
	Eskimo fish?
	That's ridiculous.
	We shouldn't be watching this.
	Go back.
	Some black woman was able to stack your grocery shelf.
	Where is that?
	You know, people are figuring out that there's a seven.
	Whether you have a mental problem with disease, it's a disease of the brain.
	Thank you.
	Wow.
	All right, so let's have a look at Biden's America and what it's done to the culture wars, shall we?
	Who killed the cartoons?
	Biden killed the cartoons.
	They're dead.
	There's a meme going around.
	It's been fact-checked, though.
	Biden didn't literally kill the cartoons.
	Show the meme?
	So Trump killed, oh, what's this guy's name again?
	I wrote it down.
	Soleimani.
	Soleimani, who was this Iranian warlord that was trying to kill us and everyone in Israel.
	And then he killed the head of ISIS, who was Al-Baghdadi.
	And we know that Dinesh D'Souza met him after that, and they go, how you doing?
	You must be feeling pretty good about killing this dude with the gross.
	What do they do?
	They hannah their beards?
	How gay is that?
	ISIS is gay.
	Oh, I don't think you're old.
	You have an orange beard.
	Well, you let it grow out for four months, but some of it is orange.
	That's a thing in India.
	White-haired men dye their hair ginger.
	What?
	It was never ginger.
	Who are you trying to be?
	Casey of Casey and Finnegan, Mr. Dress-Up Sidekicks, and Canadian Children's TV?
	That joke hit home, right?
	So Dinesh goes, you must be feeling pretty good.
	And he goes, not really.
	This is Trump talking.
	Not really.
	He goes, I killed al-Baghdadi.
	I thought they'll finally like me now.
	And they go, well, Obama was cooler when he killed Bin Laden.
	He goes, I can't win with these people.
	Anyway, that's a tangent.
	So I thought this was funny because Trump killed this psychotic Iranian and this head of ISIS.
	Biden killed Mr. Potato Head and the cat in the hat.
	And then fact checkers, because all of the media now is just running, I keep forgetting this term.
	And you don't know anything.
	No, it's running interference.
	Running interference on any sort of negative portrayal.
	They're a PR firm.
	So the PR firm goes, no, he didn't.
	And the way they get away with saying that is they go, he didn't literally kill the cat and the hat.
	But just to mark this moment in history, I want to go through everything he killed.
	Now, Mr. Potato Head isn't really a cartoon.
	He's a children's toy that used to just be a potato.
	They sent you that as a separate email.
	Fuck nuts.
	I already told you that.
	That used to just be a potato that you would stick things on.
	But they've decided it's gender neutral because Mr. Potato Head is offensive.
	Now, we already talked about this and we said, what if you're a lesbian and you identify as male and your pronouns are he, him, mister?
	You want to be Mr. Potato Head.
	So you can have a Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head.
	They don't have genitalia.
	So it's actually kind of perfect because the Mr. can be any gender you want it to be.
	But I guess that's not good enough.
	You can't have the word Mr. You can't have the word Mrs. But let's focus more on killed cartoons because that interests me more.
	It's more ridiculous somehow.
	Let's start with Pepe Le Pieu.
	Pepe Le Pieu is very important.
	Pepe Le Pieu, and it's a shame we have to explain this to people.
	If these characters didn't resonate with children, they would be canceled.
	There's a lot of them that didn't really take off, like Sufferin Succotash or that sort of aristocratic cat who had the bow tie who was in the amazing race.
	I remember him.
	He's from like Louisville or something.
	He had a straw hat.
	No one really liked him.
	He didn't go anywhere.
	Captain Caveman resonated.
	He did well.
	And Pepe LePugh did well.
	He was a love struck dude.
	Children are not love struck, so they don't identify with him.
	They thought it was funny.
	I remember being a kid and seeing Pepe LePugh.
	He doesn't represent you as a kid.
	He represents those weird adults and the way they're so into chicks and it's so gay and ridiculous and funny.
	So we look at that and it amuses us.
	I think Pepe Le Pew represents your big brother.
	And you see your big brother fawning over chicks and you go, what a loser.
	She's probably not even interested in you.
	So you see him.
	Is there any video in this?
	Yeah, she wasn't into it, which is how we would see things as kids.
	We would see our big brothers having a sexual identity and sex was weird to us.
	So we laughed it off.
	Now, this is very similar to Missy Vaughan.
	Missy Vaughan was a woman on Pee Wee's Playhouse.
	What are you doing?
	Oh, you're finding out Spepy Le Pew?
	He was also a French person, and we always laughed at French people.
	You got a notification there pissing me off.
	Yeah, he was also a parody of Frenchman, and he reeked.
	And we knew that she didn't like him.
	Part of his incredible stench was part of it.
	She wasn't a skunk.
	She was a cat.
	So it was a parody of romance.
	It was a parody of how kids see adults, which is what you got with Missy Vaughan on Pee-Wee's Playhouse.
	Missy Vaughn was a parody of how young people see adults.
	Again, it's a shame I have to explain all this, but there was a method to the madness.
	And I don't think this was premeditated.
	I think these animators would just keep throwing shit at the wall and see what sticks.
	And that stuck.
	It was a hilarious parody of romance, which is something that us young people didn't understand, didn't get.
	Now, there's times when they go too far.
	Like in the new Croods movie, I'm not saying it should be banned, but in the new Croods movie, the teenage daughter with the frizzy hair, she's madly in love with this guy, and it's not ironic, and it's not a parody.
	She genuinely is head over heels in love with him, and it's reciprocated.
	That's romantic.
	That's almost sexual.
	And when my seven-year-old was watching it, he was watching it like this.
	Whenever they would get romantic and she would get kissy-kissy with him, he would hide his face, put his face behind a pillow, because he didn't want to see that.
	Now, it could mean that he's gay.
	But I think he was seeing genuine romantic love.
	There they are.
	You see them for a second there facing each other?
	Genuine romantic love.
	And he didn't like that.
	Now, kids are a little older, maybe 9, 10, 11, 12, especially girls who think they're developing crushes, but they're not really.
	They develop these fake crushes.
	That's another thing about kids is I remember when I was like 12 or 11, no, maybe even younger, maybe 10, inviting my friend's, my dad's friend's girlfriend to my birthday party because I wanted to fuck her, but not fuck her.
	I just knew that I had emotions for her, but they weren't sexual yet.
	I just knew she's pretty and I want her in my life.
	So I invited her to my party.
	Maybe I was even younger than that.
	Anyway, so we do have these strange things.
	We sort of know that we're probably going to be into that at some point, but we don't really understand it.
	Anyway, it's all over the place.
	And that's kind of the point of these cartoons is they play with these semblances of intuition that you have.
	The crudes overdid it, and that doesn't matter.
	The little kids just won't like it.
	It's for like 11-year-olds.
	It's not for seven-year-olds.
	But Pepe LePew is for seven-year-olds.
	It's just a fucking joke.
	You're making fun of romance, which kids don't understand.
	They don't get romance.
	So it works to make fun of it.
	So you fucked up, basically.
	It's not rape apology.
	It's not advocating for rape.
	This is little...
	Do you think little kids are going to grow up to be rapists because they saw Pepe Le Pew?
	Pepe Le Pew is not successful.
	They look down at Pepe Le Pew.
	He bombed.
	She doesn't like him.
	He's not the cool guy.
	He's the laughingstock.
	So that's Pepe Le Pew done.
	Speedy Gonzalez.
	I read that one of the problems is he furthers a stereotype of the drunk lazy Mexican.
	I don't remember ever seeing Speedy Gonzalez drunk.
	Do you?
	He was always on his game.
	Very speedy guy.
	Mexicans love him.
	In fact, Fluffy, that big fat Mexican comedian, he did the voice for the new Space Jam.
	I think he's been written out of the whole movie.
	Gabriel Aglesias.
	Gabriel Aglesias.
	I think these characters have been written.
	Well, not Pepe LePu was never in Space Jam, but it's possible Speedy Gonzalez was in Space Jam and he's out now.
	What?
	Maybe I'm mistaken.
	I thought Pepe was.
	Oh, yeah, maybe he is.
	So have they redone Space Jam?
	I guess I should know that before I do this informative video.
	We'll get back to you on that in a second.
	But yeah, this is just like the Braves and the Indians when they go, those are offensive to Indians, and they don't realize that in Arizona, lots of Native Americans, lots of American Indians name their kids the Braves and the Redskins.
	They love that shit.
	So you're being defensive on behalf of a group that doesn't give a shit and isn't asking you.
	Look how fast Speedy Gonzalez is.
	Andre, Andre, Arriba, Ariba.
	I remember being a kid and seeing Speedy Gonzalez and thinking nothing remotely negative.
	Look, the cat doesn't do well, but Speedy is running the show.
	And Mexicans do wear big hats.
	It's very sunny down there.
	What's the issue here?
	Oh, so he has been cut.
	There we go.
	LeBron cancels La Pew.
	Looney Tune Skunk Pepe has been cut from the Space Jam sequel.
	Isn't it already done?
	Do they have to redo all the animation?
	So Mexicans love him.
	Fluffy, obviously, is really pissed off about Speedy being removed.
	He's like, am I canceled now?
	Because I did the voice?
	Someone brought that up about Dr. Zeus, which we'll get to in a second.
	You say he has six racist books, but the other, whatever, 30 are fine.
	But isn't he a racist then?
	And aren't you okaying books by a racist just because there's nothing racist in them?
	Like if David Duke wrote a really cool children's book, would that be allowed?
	You can't call him racist And then accept some of his books.
	Or you can't say that book's racist, but he isn't.
	That doesn't make any fucking sense.
	Oh, who's this now?
	This was the drumming.
	Okay, but that's not Speedy Gonzalez.
	Exactly.
	That's a separate mouse.
	And how is that a Mexican stereotype?
	He has a bindle.
	That's a white homeless person look.
	Good word to learn, bindle.
	Mexicans really known as lazy?
	I'm not sure that's a stereotype.
	Isn't the whole thing they do the jobs Americans won't do?
	They're hardworking?
	I'm not really familiar with the drunken...
	Look, that guy's not drunk.
	If anything, he's on speed.
	Look, he's picking up drunks and taking them home back to his casa.
	Anyway, I'd be drunk if I was in Mexico every day, wouldn't you?
	Here's one.
	The Lola bunny.
	Too sexy.
	Now, little boys like to play with exaggerations of men as far as toys go.
	So they want wrestlers, they want super ripped muscular dudes, because that's kind of how they see themselves.
	Or at least they go, when I become an adult, I'm going to look like the warrior.
	I'm going to be fucking ripped.
	And I'm one of the few cases where that actually turned out to be true.
	I did become ripped as an adult.
	But it's pretty rare, but it's the way kids think.
	Young girls think I'm going to be unbelievably attractive when I'm older.
	And yes, that includes having tits.
	You're going to own tits when you're older.
	Not here.
	So just like we've brainwashed lesbians into cutting off their own tits to make them more masculine, we've now brainwashed Lola Bunny, who was an integral part of Space Jam, into cutting off her tits and then adding some bicycle shorts underneath maybe a tensor bandage for her sore arm,
	make her more masculine.
	Look, she's even got a ponytail.
	Her hair is in a ponytail now.
	Is that the original they have?
	Is that the one that's too sexy?
	I think Mike Meyer said that was every man's first boner was when Bugs Bunny was dressed as a woman and had lipstick on.
	It wasn't mine, I said.
	No.
	I'm a little older than him, I guess.
	Am I?
	Hey, nice playing with you.
	See, I remember this as a kid and not thinking anything sexual about it, just going, she's hot, and all the older men are into hot chicks.
	We've seen that with our brothers and sort of our dads.
	Our dads would buy Playboy.
	This is what's really going on here in the case of Lola is the desexualization of men.
	When I was a kid, it was totally normal for your dad, with your mom home and everything, to be reading Playboy on the Couch with a naked lady.
	It's totally normal.
	My dad read Penthouse.
	That was fine.
	Men were libidinous.
	Men like to look at naked ladies.
	We had hooters.
	We still do, I guess.
	But it wasn't particularly unusual.
	You'd have a pin-up.
	A mechanic's garage would be covered in pin-ups.
	Now there's this weird sexless as a positive trait.
	Like, have you noticed in movies with action heroes, like, say, The Terminator, where it's like, he's a robot, literally a robot, not interested.
	Or they'll have some other guy who's getting hit on by a girl, like a Blade Runner type of guy.
	He's getting hit on by a girl.
	And where we used to have James Bond fucking everything that moves.
	Now, the hero of the story is like, sorry, not interested.
	Even Superman, who's come would probably rip through her head and kill her.
	He had a chick.
	He had Lois Lane.
	Now it's just like the new Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, the new heroes, Jason Statham, are just not interested in chicks.
	So they fawn over them and he's like, sorry, I gotta go.
	I'm my own man.
	And he disappears.
	And we're like, cool, you didn't fuck her.
	It's awesome not to be horny.
	Anyway, that's a little off topic.
	But there's this strange sort of emasculization, demanification of men.
	And I think that includes making women less attractive.
	This was not horny.
	We were not objectifying her.
	She was a pretty lady in a fucking cartoon.
	All right, so that brings us to Dr. Zeus.
	These are kind of hard to track down because what they do is they just say it's banned and they don't tell you why.
	The National Post did a good job.
	My old Canadian alma mater did a good job of showing these.
	So I just thought we should go through them just so you can see the kind of shit that gets banned.
	The things I just showed, like Lola Bunny was probably the strongest one and it was weak as shit.
	But these are even more ridiculous.
	So there's six books, at least.
	Last time I checked, there was six.
	It could be up to eight by now.
	But they are, I'll do them in order.
	There's, of course, and to think that I saw it on Mulberry Street.
	Now, here's the thing about Dr. Zeus.
	He's totally phantasmagoric.
	It is a wild, kooky universe where up is down and down is up and nothing makes sense.
	So it doesn't exist.
	Now, just like Star Wars, you see things in there where you go, oh, that's supposed to be Chinese people, or that's supposed to be this group, or that's supposed to be that group.
	Not really.
	Not in this context.
	It's a crazy universe.
	Even when they call a Chinaman a Chinaman, he's not really a Chinaman.
	He's riding on a Lorax.
	He's flying through the air on a magic carpet.
	It's all a weird exaggeration of other cultures.
	So the problem with and to think that I saw it on Mulberry Street is this Chinese man who eats with sticks.
	Where'd you go?
	No, that's not it.
	No, it's at the top.
	Yeah, that's the first picture.
	So you see him in the bottom left there?
	This guy.
	Now he was called a Chinaman, and now he's a Chinese man.
	He was yellow, but now he's white, which is less accurate.
	I'll tell you what, I used to date this girl named Jackie, and I put her ass on a scanner.
	This is back when we did Vice.
	And it was going to be the backdrop, just one butt cheek, the backdrop to an article, and you wouldn't know what it was.
	I'm sorry to say, it came out yellow.
	It's possible they are more yellow-ish.
	Possible.
	Anyway, and she was Chinese.
	So I guess the only problem you could argue here is that these wooden sandals tend to be Japanese, not Chinese.
	But I bet they do have them in China too.
	Chinese people do eat with sticks.
	And at the turn of the century, the 19th century, they did dress like this.
	They did have these exact clothes.
	And they did have funny hats.
	What's the issue here?
	Also, this is a crazy world.
	Look at this thing.
	What is this?
	What's on this giraffe's head?
	So someone from another dimension showed up here.
	This is more like the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy or something at a Monty Python.
	So you can't call it racist in that sense because this is a magical world.
	Anyway, that's one of the worst ones in giant quotation marks.
	So that's the end of, and to think I saw it on Mulberry Street.
	Then we have If I Ran the Zoo.
	There was more Chinaman there.
	Yeah, so this is If I Ran the Zoo.
	No, you had it.
	So we have these Africans, and they have a...
	It's funny that they cropped this because these African dudes have a bird that's head is like as tall as a building.
	In other words, something that doesn't exist, an exaggeration of a long-necked bird.
	So these guys, they do have pronounced lips.
	They are very dark black for Africans.
	This is considered a very gauche way to depict Africans.
	I'm not 100% positive why, but that's the end of this book.
	This book also contains these Asian men.
	We can call these Japanese.
	It doesn't say Chinese anywhere.
	So what's the issue here?
	Like, Japanese men did wear shoes like this.
	They did wear shirts like this.
	Like, am I allowed to draw in?
	I would argue that Dr. Zeus brought more diversity to kids and made them more curious about other cultures.
	He was obviously a very world-traveled dude.
	And then finally, this.
	It's a Russian.
	They did wear hats like that and jackets like that and have big beards.
	Ever heard of Russ Putin?
	What the fuck's the problem here?
	First of all, it's a cartoon.
	It's a crazy universe.
	And it's inspired by real stories.
	And Russians really, like, what the fuck is the problem here?
	This is what scares me about this, and it's why I'm doing this green screen.
	No one's asking why.
	No one's asking what specifically the crimes were.
	They just go, oh, that's banned?
	Yeah, it makes sense.
	And then they'll show you some war propaganda from World War II where a Japanese man is depicted like this next to Hitler.
	Everyone was doing that.
	You should see the way the Japanese drew us.
	We were dogs and snakes and disgusting animals because other countries are correct in assuming that animals are losers.
	When they depict something negative, they depict it as an animal.
	We didn't come out real good in their propaganda either.
	That's what wartime propaganda is.
	You got something there?
	Oh, that's us drawing them, yeah.
	Open trap, make a happy Jap.
	But they did it for us, too.
	That's just the way it is.
	So I guess in that last book, you have a case with the Africans.
	Sort of.
	That's about it, though.
	Like, you're just not allowed to depict Asians, even if it's accurate.
	Okay?
	Let's bury them under the rug.
	Also, if I ran the zoo has an Arab portrayed.
	That's right below that, Ryan.
	Oh, there's the Africans I told you about.
	And then there's the Arab.
	What's the issue here?
	They do ride camels.
	They do have turbans on.
	And this isn't even really a camel.
	It's a crazy exaggeration.
	And I know why he drew camels all the time.
	They're fun to draw, especially when you don't have to get the legs right.
	So help me out here.
	What the fuck is the problem with this drawing?
	It's getting to the point where it's racist.
	Like, I don't want to see Arabs.
	You know, there was these Norwegian death metal white nationalists who don't like rock music because guitars are for the N-words.
	And so they would only play keyboards.
	So they ended up getting more into like traditional Austrian classical music because that was more authentically white.
	And they didn't want to be impeded by any other disgusting filth cultures.
	Isn't that where we're getting at with these people?
	Like, I don't even want to see an Arab on a camel, no matter how accurate it is.
	Just get it out of here.
	Isn't that what they're doing?
	They're becoming fierce white nationalists.
	Then this one was really tough to find.
	Took me a while.
	Mick Ellie Goth's Pool.
	I'd never seen this book before.
	It looks kind of cool.
	I want to buy it for my kids.
	I guess I'll get it on eBay for $100.
	Am I getting everything?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Okay, here's the problem with this one.
	Scroll down.
	No, no.
	Oh, that might be...
	Yeah, there they are.
	This is the problem with McGelliot's pool.
	There's fish called Eskimo fish.
	Are we positive Eskimo is a bad word?
	Do Eskimos even mind it?
	I know you're supposed to say Inuit, but I don't think it's quite reached N-word proportions.
	I think if you called an Eskimo an Eskimo, I think they would smile.
	I'm not positive.
	I don't know any, nor do you, nor does anyone.
	They live at the top of the world.
	But this is offensive, Eskimo fish.
	Can't you just change the word in future prints and call them Inuit fish?
	Or can't we accept that books from a long time ago use old-fashioned terms?
	You know, old?
	I'm starting to turn like John Mulaney.
	Old-fashioned books are old, you know, as in old?
	On Beyond Zebra is the...
	So the books we have that are bander.
	And to think that I saw it on Mulberry Street, one, two, if I ran the zoo, three, McElliot's Pool, four, On Beyond Zebra.
	And the problem with On Beyond Zebra is this guy.
	Nazim of Bazim.
	And he's riding a camel.
	A fantastical camel that's not real.
	Surely when something is not real, doesn't it leave the books of offensiveness?
	Don't you have to be of earth to be offensive?
	This creature doesn't exist.
	No one hangs an umbrella on one of the many reindeer Fucking things that are on a weird camel that has normal furry legs.
	How is this a problem?
	And we warned you, by the way, when Biden was elected, when we got, when Trump stopped, we go, this is going to be bad.
	It's going to be bad for everything.
	It's going to be bad for taxes.
	It's going to be bad for the economy.
	We're going to hear about all this green New Deal shit.
	But the culture wars is going to get it real bad.
	And it's going to start affecting your life.
	And it did.
	We got these trannies taking over women's sports.
	And now we have your children's books being pulled from the shelves.
	So your children can't enjoy one of the most popular authors of all time, Michelle and Barack Obama's favorite children's author.
	They were obsessed with him.
	They raised their kids in a Dr. Zeus, almost exclusively a Dr. Zeus zone.
	She would have the cat in the hat join her at readings.
	Okay, so now we have on Beyond Zebra.
	One, two, three, four, five.
	Wait, I got a bunch here.
	One, two, three, four, five, six.
	Yeah, six.
	So we're up to number four, I guess, on Beyond Zebra.
	And the problem with this...
	No, we just did On Beyond Zebra.
	And the problem with that was Nazim of Bazim.
	Now number five, Scrambled Egg Super.
	And this is the problem with that.
	That's not Scrambled Egg Super dummy.
	That's an old propaganda picture.
	Go up.
	And you're allowed to have propaganda during a world war where everyone is fucking dying and you're desperately trying to...
	There we go.
	This is from Scrambled Egg Super.
	And don't think there's any magic answer in the text.
	The text is all about getting some rare egg.
	The problem with this is that these guys look sort of like Eskimos because they have these fur parkas on.
	People in the Arctic wear fur parkas.
	I apologize.
	What the fuck is going on here?
	So I get that you think Eskimo is a bad word.
	I understand that.
	But now anyone who dresses like an Eskimo, which you have to do when you're that cold, you have to put on a fucking woolly parka.
	That's banned.
	Just like the Arab on the camel.
	Like I understand if you said these Arabs are retarded, they tend to marry their first cousins.
	And so you have a bunch of cross-eyed dweebs on a camel.
	Okay, I get you.
	That's offensive.
	But just to say people in the Middle East ride camels, you may want to check it with the Middle East before you say that's a myth.
	And as far as being in the Arctic and wearing animal skins as a parka, they do.
	They're now on the same level as Muhammad as far as drawability goes.
	Yeah, good point.
	We're getting to this, the Muhammad cartoons.
	We are as offended as Muslims.
	We're going to attack Charlie Ebdo.
	Yeah, they attack Charlie Ebdo.
	We attack Dr. Zeus.
	Are we getting different?
	We're just as fundamental.
	Only they killed him.
	We just metaphorically killed him.
	And then the last one is The Cat's Quizzer.
	This was really hard to find because it's a very rare book.
	But I found some disturbing weirdo nerd who reminds me of that guy who does videos with the severely handicapped where he's all smiley.
	Hi, I'm with someone with no eyes.
	Remember that guy?
	I'm with someone who is autistic.
	I'm with someone who's a severe burn victim.
	Remember him?
	The handsome beta male?
	And then he's with a dude who was kind of cool.
	Yeah, skater.
	He just had no lower body.
	So his body ended at his hips.
	And all of a sudden, he wasn't so smiley because he wasn't able to dominate the person.
	The guy with no lower legs, no lower body, said, how are you doing?
	Like, what makes you want to do this?
	And started asking him questions.
	And he went, I don't know what's going on.
	I sort of like lording over my coolness over these handicapped people, but you're kind of calling me out on some shit.
	He likes to, there we go.
	He likes to be the magnanimous one who is willing to talk to these freaks.
	Okay, that's enough.
	That's unfathomably bad burn there.
	In this scrambled egg book, one of the offensive lines is right there.
	Did the Japanese eat with pogo sticks or jawsticks?
	Now, again, this is a book that has questions like, what was George Washington's favorite TV show?
	Every single question in it is absolutely absurd.
	There's answers at the back of the book, but the answers are like, I don't know, neither.
	He didn't watch TV.
	None of them are real questions.
	It's a quiz for your cat.
	Look at these questions.
	Which walks farther?
	I can't read that, but you get the idea.
	So do Japanese eat with?
	And then he didn't even say chopsticks.
	He said pogo sticks or jawsticks.
	Ridiculous question.
	Totally irrelevant.
	Should be off the books.
	And then, yeah.
	So that's the facts of all this.
	No, Joe Biden didn't get a gun, go to Dr. Zeus' house or the cat in the hat's house.
	He did not assassinate them.
	No one thinks that, you simpletons.
	But you are killing cartoons, and that's what political correctness does.
	It kills fun.
	It kills color.
	It kills joy.
	It's killing our children's childhood.
	This is why we have to fight for Lola's tits and for Pepe LePugh's farts and for all of these ridiculous made-up kookylands.
	Because that's what makes childhood fun and it's what makes America America.
	We're colorful.
	We're ridiculous.
	We're loud.
	Let's enjoy it.
	So yeah.
	These things have been written out of Space Jam.
	At the behest of LeBron James, right?
	That's what it says.
	Unless they're just saying his thing.
	They're like, you know.
	Well, I don't believe for a second LeBron James is coming up with his own shit, even when he says, me, I have a BLT.
	But then this is LeBron, cancel.
	Yeah.
	LeBron's told to cancel LePew.
	So were they done?
	Like, where were they in the creation of the movie?
	These big budget animations, it's not easy to just sort of delete a guy.
	Well, isn't it coming out soon?
	For July 16th?
	They might be.
	I mean, I figured you'd be done with the movie if you're going to release it in July 1st.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I feel like that's the thing where like...
	Let's have a look at Charles M. Blow.
	This is the kind of guy that's offended by Pepe Le Pue.
	Black Pala Manifesto.
	Wow, that's his beard.
	He is a rape not apologist.
	True.
	I wonder what his favorite music is.
	Wait, go back?
	Author of The Devil You Know.
	I have a funny feeling that's an allusion to white males.
	What do you think?
	Yo, if that's the way you want to take it, that's the way you want to take it.
	Okay.
	If you never had a twins, you wouldn't understand.
	Okay, there's just up to semantics.
	He's trying to make himself seem like a sweetheart there.
	Jet magazine.
	Jet magazine is still growing?
	When I think of Jet Magazine, I think of Martin Luther King.
	Oh, they are talking about that.
	It is that old.
	Okay, sorry.
	Let's have a brief look at COVID.
	I've only got two things there.
	But the elephant in the room is rearing its ugly head.
	Your language requires a paintbrush to write.
	Your language sucks.
	Your language is stupid.
	Fucking Chinese.
	Chinese vibrance comes from China.
	Two, three, we're fat.
	This is the problem.
	This is why we had such a fat, bad death rate.
	As I pointed out last week, I think it was.
	Maybe it was Monday.
	No, it was last week.
	Well, whenever I had the yellow jacket on, you see, you're remembering with clothes.
	Could be potentially because the virus mutated is more infectious, but it's less fatal.
	Could be, but who the hell knows what is really going on here anymore with all the lying going on?
	That would be fat shaming.
	Obesity and COVID is the elephant in the room.
	Always has been.
	And then go to 2-4.
	Fucking 2-4.
	Fucking got a 2-4 under her arm.
	Fuck.
	This is huge.
	I apologize if we've already brought this up, but how important is this graph?
	Now, I showed you a graph the other day where mortality was going down, down, down, from cave days till 2010.
	And then all of a sudden it was going back up.
	And we were dying, having shorter lives than our fathers.
	Why?
	Because of fat people.
	Fat people stopped a 200,000 year long trend of people living older than their fathers.
	They ended that in 2010 with their self-indulgence.
	And that's why so many Americans fucking die.
	How many times have you seen articles in the Daily Mail where they go, teacher with no previous conditions passes away?
	She's fucking giant.
	You know the bitch that had that sign at my birthday party?
	Chrissy?
	She's holding up a sign by the highway.
	It's not the highway, but it's a very busy road.
	And it says, hey, white people, racism is not ours to fix.
	Don't ask black people to help you.
	No, sorry.
	Hey, white people, don't ask black people for help dealing with racism.
	This is our problem, and we have to fix it.
	That was on a cardboard sign.
	Black ink on cardboard.
	Cars are whipping by.
	They got to read an essay.
	It should just say, racism equals our problem.
	Everyone in the neighborhood's white.
	They'll get it.
	Anyway, yesterday she was screaming at my buddy Bill, who's outside smoking a cigarette.
	You know what she's screaming at him?
	Fuck you.
	He's like, what?
	She goes, she's a teacher, an art teacher.
	She goes, fuck you for wanting us to go back to school.
	We're vulnerable.
	We'll die.
	She's fat.
	The wheel?
	Yeah, we will.
	Her?
	Yeah.
	She's not going to school.
	No, but we want teachers to go back to school.
	And Bill goes, I don't really have an opinion about teachers going back to school.
	My kids are in college now.
	So that's her screaming her head off.
	But she's right.
	She is vulnerable.
	She's a fat fucking pig.
	Go back to that chart.
	So here's who doesn't have a problem with COVID deaths.
	Qatar, New Zealand, Iceland, Malaysia, Gambia, Vietnam.
	What do all those people eat?
	Well.
	Fewer than 10 COVID deaths per 100,000.
	Now let's look at the fat asses.
	In all of the countries with over 100 COVID deaths per 100K, more than half of all adults are overweight.
	And here we have the US, UK.
	I didn't know Belgium was such a chubster.
	Maybe it's all that fried fish and fries.
	They invented French fries, I believe.
	And then Slovenia.
	How'd Slovenia get so fat?
	I guess because it's so shitty there that you just sit inside and eat potatoes and drink vodka.
	But yeah, that chart says everything.
	And you can't, you know, one of the things, the elephant in the room with the elephant in the room is you're not allowed to talk about fat, disgusting pigs on mainstream news because they're your bread and butter.
	And I can't tell you how many times I was at Fox and I was like, well, the problem is all these fat asses.
	And Greg Gutfeld or the producers at Red Eye or Hannity's producers would say, yeah, don't shit on fat people.
	They're our bread and butter and we literally can't afford it.
	Okay, so I may not mention an important part on this news program involving fat people because they pay your bills.
	Just like you don't see them criticizing pharmaceutical companies that release oxy into our children's lives because they tend to pay the bills.
	That's why you can't trust mainstream news.
	So that's all I got for COVID.
	Let's make this a short show because yesterday was three hours and I know you're not even done watching that.
	Whoa, let's dive into the mailbag.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Ryan, fuck off, your father is dead.
	That's not true.
	This is one of these guys who sends in letters on a reg base.
	Okay, since yesterday, we have to say a hundred emails.
	Hey guys, I know you've seen all the videos out there, but I want to make sure you did not skip over this one.
	One of the greatest things that come out of Indian television.
	Hope you enjoy.
	And this is from Rich.
	Your little burp helped that impression.
	Hope you're on guard.
	Are you sure?
	Ancient news, dude.
	Ancient news.
	But we have to show it.
	She slaps them.
	Are you in some sort of a time capsule?
	Time capsule?
	What is it with those faces?
	What are you doing?
	What is that?
	These guys don't have tongues?
	No, really, they can't talk.
	I can't hear it all.
	Wanna say something?
	No.
	Kiyo.
	They keep her gay.
	Have you shat yourself up from me?
	He hasn't shot himself.
	There's no road there.
	She's kind of a sand show.
	Life in them.
	I'm telling you guys something, you'll have absolutely no reaction.
	Well, you have a hairy lower back.
	I guess I'm done over here.
	Thanks, guys.
	Uh, Isha, I think to win challenges, there's not one word coming out of their mouth.
	How can you slap?
	How can you slap?
	How can she slap?
	How can she slap me?
	I think she's slap.
	Okay, that's really an old fucking meme, dude.
	Old video, we've all seen it.
	Gavin and Rygai, tell me what you think.
	Welcome to the meeting.
	What, I gotta watch a whole fucking Q ⁇ A with Jordan Peterson and his daughter?
	Imagine we did, and then that's an hour.
	It's okay.
	Yeah, it's pretty good.
	It'd be a fun prank.
	God, she is effing attractive, isn't she?
	Do you call an Indian smoke show a sand show?
	Where's that race?
	Tell me what you think.
	Here's an hour-long video.
	What?
	Are you retarded?
	Possible Jordan Peterson drop, but no time stamp.
	There's no time stamp.
	Just check it out.
	The whole thing could be a one-hour timestamp.
	Hey, man, here are some banners I made.
	Can we update them?
	Wait, that's from me.
	Oh, okay.
	I forwarded it.
	Why is that in the mailbag?
	Yeah, that is peculiar.
	I don't know.
	I forwarded it to the proper channels.
	Yeah, what the fuck?
	I don't know.
	Okay, there's from Mark.
	An open inquiry to Clown World, dear Gavin's mail bag.
	I bring to you another prime example of the abundant cognitive dissonance that exists within the left.
	Here, a white male equates a legitimate threat of a church shooter with the invisible threat of COVID-19.
	The real problem is he fails to realize that he wants to force the protection of his mask upon all, while the gun owner, again, simply wants to make his own choice to protect himself.
	These people have no self-awareness.
	Wait, is that the whole cartoon?
	What's that got to do with COVID?
	Today a guy who carries a gun to church told me I'm living in fear because I wear a mask.
	Today a guy who carries a gun to church...
	Yeah.
	True?
	Guns are effective, masks are not, so...
	Yeah, guns work.
	You're basically just wearing like a little, I don't know, like a dream catcher around your face.
	Hey, Mr. McKinnis and Ryan, Yang will do just fine with the Jews.
	Don't worry about circumcision.
	And then he sends us this.
	Mayor says he approves of yeshiva education.
	Who would not approve of yeshiva education?
	I don't care what you do.
	Also, what is the deal with American Jews?
	Why are they so immasculine and even more self-hating than most liberal whites?
	My grandpa is an ex-Marine and 40-year veteran of the NYPD, and tons of Jews of his generation were soldiers, boxers, cops.
	A friend of his arrested Lenny Bruce one time, and overall tough guys.
	But now it's like Jews are the worst of the worst in America.
	It seems that wherever there's some crazy ultra-left movement, it's being led by Jews, and all Jews in public are freaking wimpy beta male losers.
	What happened to Jews like Barney Ross, Elvis, and Barry Goldwater, the father of modern conservatism?
	Like you more than a friend.
	Well, I'd say men in general have taken it down a notch when it comes to masculinity.
	Both of you need to stop bickering at the end of every show and just fuck or break up.
	Do we bicker at the end?
	No, and we damn sure don't fuck.
	Ryan, you're a lazy fuck with a promising media career being handed to you on a silver platter.
	Do something with it, fuck.
	I already have the media career.
	Hey, Ryan and Gavin, there's nothing wrong with questioning science about dinosaurs, but you have to actually ask the questions and read about them, not just keep repeating, I don't know.
	I volunteer at my local science museum and teach the public about dinos.
	I also have done paleontological work with their lab.
	I hold public Q ⁇ A's about these topics.
	I'm free to answer any questions you may have.
	I'm happy to provide insight on these topics.
	P.S. I'm a Catholic and find no biblical conflict with ancient earth and dinosaurs.
	Ian.
	Interesting.
	Does that interest you, Ryan?
	That's interesting.
	No, it won't.
	You completely forget about this the second we leave.
	What up, Gavin?
	Ryigai, I work as a merchant mariner here in Hawaii, and we have a saying, it's not gay if you're underway.
	Meaning, as long as you're aboard a ship and at sea, it's all good.
	This fucking homo on TikTok sums it up perfectly.
	Do you know that straight men can have sex with men and not be gay?
	Oh, they can.
	My first few videos were about straight men having gay sex, and I'm getting activity again in comments that people don't understand that straight men can be attracted to the sex act, but not to the man.
	Straight men having sex with men doesn't cancel somebody's heterosexuality any more than a straight woman having sex with a woman cancels her sexuality.
	No, and it's a profide erasure either.
	Please don't say that.
	Bisexual men are attracted to both men and women to different degrees.
	Straight men are not attracted to men, they're attracted to the sex with men.
	Could some of these men be gay or bisexual?
	Absolutely.
	But that comes over time, and that's a trajectory that only they can be in touch with to figure that out.
	Not the therapist and not anyone else.
	So before you leave comments, please watch my earlier video.
	Read my books, Google me.
	Fags.
	He's a fag.
	Yeah, women can have gay sex because they're just kidding.
	And women are beautiful.
	And it's not real.
	They're actually just showing off to a dude.
	Women don't sit alone.
	They can go on vacation together and not fucking 69 the whole time.
	The only time they 69 is to when they're wasted when they're young and they're at some party and they're trying to turn on their boyfriend.
	It's all an act.
	And if you think it's okay to suck a dick, you're okay.
	I mean, do we have to explain this shit?
	This is the weird thing about 2021.
	You have to say things like, if you eat out a guy's ass, you're probably a fag.
	Did we even discuss the New York Post today?
	I don't think so.
	No.
	Drama Queen, it's more that Megan Markle stuff.
	There's our piece, our green screen on the space slam.
	Megan Markle, no one cares.
	Assembly Republicans plan impeachment push on Cuomo.
	That's fantastic.
	I mean, it's basically yesterday's, literally yesterday's news.
	Migrant and COV surge.
	Oh, Naked Cowboy was arrested in Florida, but I think it's because they weren't used to that kind of panhandler.
	It's not like he was doing meth down there.
	Did he move?
	No, I don't think so.
	Or he goes down south during the winter.
	Yes, he goes down south.
	I mean, he was here for the...
	I saw him in Times Square in the middle of the snowstorm.
	So yeah, nothing.
	So lucky that is a lucky bird.
	Hey, Gavin and Rye guy, though it's only the first two months.
	Here's clips of the rider's violence.
	Worst part is at four minutes when four thugs attack and beat up an old woman.
	So this is what, Ryan, someone just did your job for you.
	So this is what you should put next to the guy saying, Chris Watts saying there's been no violence.
	The full montage here.
	Ooh, ow.
	Oh, I remember that.
	I never saw that one.
	You never saw that one?
	This one?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	At least they're not Nazis.
	Thank God.
	I froze again.
	I thought you were doing the new way.
	This is the way.
	Unfortunate.
	Looks like the music.
	Alright, so that's a fun link.
	Oh, this was great.
	Hey guys, we got your back.
	We're on your side.
	Love you.
	Keep up.
	What the fuck?
	What'd you do that for?
	Holy shit.
	Are you still on our side?
	We're not on your side anymore.
	Yeah.
	And you stick your head out the window to try to reason with them?
	Look at them.
	Oh, my God.
	I'm sure the owner of this store, when he saw all his windows the next day, he just went, thank God these aren't Nazis.
	Anything I could do to help.
	What was that, a five guys?
	Why do anarchists hate five guys and Starbucks?
	Because they're probably five white guys.
	Uh-oh.
	What should you do in a situation like that?
	I just run.
	Oh, that didn't work.
	Like Antifa punches some dude who is a steel worker.
	I had this really disturbing vision in the future.
	Basically, like a group of BLM people have like a white guy hostage and they torture.
	A little girl with pepper spray in her eyes.
	Nice work.
	Nice work, parent who brought their daughter to a fucking riot.
	All right, last one.
	I wonder if that could be a play.
	What do you think about this?
	So in the future, instead of battling each other, there's a group of like, you know, it's like a race war thing, and a group of blacks have a white guy, and they torture him and they televise it.
	And on the other side, there's a white guy who has a black guy and they respond with torture.
	And then they're just battling each other through torturing their person of opposite color.
	What?
	Yes.
	That's the whole plot?
	That's the premise.
	So it's a white guy torturing a black guy and a black guy torturing a white guy?
	No, there's a group.
	And like, so like BLM, let's say has a white guy, like a Trump supporter, and they're torturing him.
	And then the Trump supporter's like, you know what?
	And then they get a black guy, Black Lives Matter guy, or Antifa guy.
	Oh, and they each know about the other group having this eviction.
	And this is all televised, and they're in some place that they can't get to.
	They're torturing the guy to punish the other side.
	Yeah, they're like, well, if you do that to him, then we're going to do that to him.
	It's like a hostage situation.
	And then it'll be televised and promoted by Instagram and Facebook.
	And you can place bets.
	Like the Running Man, but my guess is the BLM people go, go ahead, kill her.
	They don't even care.
	Yeah.
	They're like the Westies.
	I had a great idea for a movie.
	It's this old guy, maybe a Clint Eastwood guy, and he's on this spaceship and it's going to Mars.
	And there's a lot of hostility with the other people.
	Food is broken down on this spaceship.
	They've been in the airport for four years.
	And it's not friendly anymore.
	They're just trying to survive.
	And they only get out an hour a day because they're rationing food and it's violent.
	It's mostly black dudes for some reason.
	I don't know.
	Maybe they're going there as laborers.
	And so you're watching this movie.
	It's just a normal action movie.
	Guess what happens at the end?
	Okay.
	We see him.
	It's a flashback.
	And we see him.
	He's an old man.
	He'd said to his son, which is what my dad said to me, by the way.
	If I can't wipe my own ass, just kill me.
	So this guy's seen Ali has dementia.
	His son's taking care of him, and he's like, and he starts, he realizes, I'm just going to have to kill my dad.
	His life is not worth living anymore.
	So the son, who's like 60, puts his hand over his dad's mouth, suffocates him almost to death.
	The dad still has some gumption in him.
	He was in Korea in the war.
	Beats the shit out of his son, kills his son.
	Yeesh.
	So they go, well, you do have dementia and everything, but you killed your son.
	And he seems relatively coherent.
	So like the dementia thing isn't going to work.
	So they sentence him to life in prison, which is not going to be long.
	It's going to be like two years.
	And then you realize the whole space thing you've been watching is all in his head.
	Oh, no.
	He's been in prison the whole time.
	Oh.
	That's why he's getting out an hour a day.
	And that's why the food is so shit.
	Not because he's on a spaceship that ran out of food, but because he's in prison.
	That's why there's so many black guys.
	So the son was, aha.
	And so the son was just an inmate.
	No.
	Or he was all in his head?
	He went to jail for murdering his son.
	Oh, and he's been in prison the whole time.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	And so Clint Eastwood, you want to get him on board.
	You got to make that fast.
	I wouldn't hate Clint Eastwood being the.
	How about Clint Watts?
	But yeah, this whole movie that you've been watching is just a figment of his imagination.
	People get really mad at him.
	And then it's like a sixth sense kind of thing.
	You think people will be mad?
	Every time there's like a big look at the end of the movie, it's like everything you thought was that?
	It's not a dream.
	Well, it is kind of a dream, but no, people get mad when the kid dies and that dies and then he wakes up and everything's back to normal and it was just a dream.
	Yeah, that's the most unsatisfying.
	That's bullshit.
	No.
	The only dream is that he didn't even get it that wrong.
	Like that's what Max says in prison.
	He goes, don't worry about me, man.
	I'm just on a really, really, really shitty cruise.
	That's inspiring.
	That's what he says about governor.
	All right, let's do the final vid.
	Let's do 5'8.
	This looks cool.
	Look at how good this guy is.
	It's gotta be Japanese, right?
	Korean something?
	So there he is, making it night using blue.
	But then he wants to emphasize certain areas.
	So he lights up that place and then the light projects onto the sidewalk from inside the store.
	And then he makes some neon signs using this pan.
	I want to get this program.
	Then he lights up the sign.
	Of course, then he blurs it.
	And then he makes it raining out.
	Wow.
	Look how fucking good that is.
	That is very pleasant.
	Isn't that awesome?
	Yeah, that's cool.
	So this is why I chose this, to say, get off your phone and start working on a thing.
	Obviously, not that.
	No, keep it there.
	But something, like read a book.
	Make yourself read 10 pages a night.
	And I think you'll find after 10 pages that you end up reading more like 50.
	And if you're a writer, read 10 pages a night, write 10 pages a night.
	If you're an artist, make this.
	I mean, this is a little kitschy anime for a heterosexual male, but you get what I'm saying.
	And when we were, I was talking about that comedian yesterday.
	What was her name?
	Witterlund, Lisa Witterlund.
	Or I was talking about those songs like Witter Cummings.
	Yeah.
	And you just, you're listening through going, this person tried.
	This was effort.
	This wasn't someone just punching the clock and finishing their work.
	This was someone really trying to do a good job.
	And that includes mistakes.
	You know, as an entrepreneur, I've made a lot of money, but for every success I've had monetarily, I would say there's been 12 failures.
	So make mistakes.
	Get off the fucking internet.
	Stop scrolling TikTok and create something.
	It doesn't have to be creative.
	This can be a fucking work on fixing your motorbike or a plumbing degree or something like that.
	There's so much you could be doing with your time, improving yourself.
	And people get mad at winter.
	They go, oh, I'm stuck inside all day.
	Yeah, read, improve the inside.
	You've had plenty of time to improve the outside.
	And if you're depressed, it's because you're not creating things.
	Get in shape.
	Nothing beats depression like getting in shape.
	If you're not feeling creative and you're in a rut, go work out.
	Just fucking run for free.
	Run three miles.
	I know it's boring.
	Put on a podcast.
	Be better is what I'm saying.
	Try is really what I'm saying.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.

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