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March 2, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E80 - SMASH THE PATRIARCHY

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	I see spirits rising from more sad remains.
	Oh, I from New York.
	It's Get Off My Lawn with Devin McGinnis.
	What you cannot destroy.
	The love in their hearts for their lives and their earth.
	That's Dave of MDC being a big hippie.
	In the sense that we were just talking about that, how that train was going.
	And they're all like, yeah, what does he know?
	Donald Trump thinks this is going on and he's wrong.
	And then Kelly Osborne was getting all in the groove and it was like zinger after zinger and oh yeah, nailed it.
	Yeah, you got it.
	And she's doing this.
	What's her name there?
	Rosie Perez is doing something and they're all in and they nail it.
	Yeah, that's so good.
	Yeah, go back a bit.
	I like to see how they were all on the track.
	And then she just says something and just screeches to a halt.
	There, look what happened on The View today with guest co-host Kelly Osborne.
	There are a lot of Latinos here in this country that do agree that the immigration problem is a problem and it does need to be addressed and it does need to be fixed.
	But making those comments, those racist comments, do not help.
	And if you stop Latino.
	So did you hear she goes, and making those comments do not help.
	So she's in the tone.
	Who is going to do not help?
	So it's like, wake up, Donald Trump.
	Let me tag.
	Making those comments do not help.
	And speaking of a do not tone, I've got a zinger that you're all going to high-five me on.
	Is she ready?
	She laughs right before too.
	She's like, wait till you hear.
	Oh my God.
	I'm about to do a fucking three-pointer.
	Just James, your chair doesn't have a seatbelt.
	I'm at half court.
	Here we go.
	I'm glad you're all sitting down for this.
	If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilet door, Trump?
	Oh, that's sweet.
	She has.
	um this book was the the book of the day, People of the Big Voice.
	That's what they called my wife's tribe, the Ho-Chunks.
	And it's photographs from 1879 to 1942.
	So pretty much the eye of the storm, really, when it came to the Indian Wars.
	I guess this is when we're starting to assimilate, starting to wear dresses and stuff and look normal.
	They weren't a very confrontational tribe.
	And my wife, she's Slovak and Indian, and neither of those demographics are known for their warrior clans.
	I mean, the Ho-Chunks, their big thing was baskets.
	They made baskets.
	And they were in Wisconsin.
	They got pushed to Nebraska.
	And then, wait, they covered their heads like Muslims.
	Is that the same pic?
	That you're on?
	Yeah, that's the same book.
	Oh, okay.
	I thought it was the exact same pic.
	No.
	No, some of them would cover their heads in a Muslim way, which looks weird.
	They're mid-assimilation.
	And the Wisconsinites, the government would send them to Nebraska.
	Look, we're building up Wisconsin.
	If you want to survive somewhere, go to fucking Nebraska.
	So they'd ship them to Nebraska, and then they would want to come back to Wisconsin.
	And they did this several times.
	And eventually, the tribe split.
	It's the same tribe, but the ones in Nebraska are called Winnebagos.
	And the ones in Wisconsin are called Ho-Chunks.
	Oh, this is one of my wife's relatives, Ruby White Rabbit.
	No way.
	Yeah.
	Her mother's maiden name is White Rabbit.
	It is a small world, though, right?
	Like, what is the population of the Ho-Chunk?
	There was 3,000 of them the last time I checked, but the last time I checked was like 20 years ago.
	That's pretty wild.
	As far as native speakers of Ho-Chunk, it might be down to zero.
	The last time I checked, it was maybe 100.
	And these Germans who are obsessed with Indian tribe, Germans love, Germans and blacks love Indians.
	I think blacks like them because they want to pretend they're not black.
	They say, actually, I'm a mix.
	I'm part Indian.
	Like Beyonce says she's Cherokee.
	You know what?
	And the Cherokees, they don't have any money.
	My wife's tribe has money, so you need a cotton swab and you need to prove your DNA to get your monthly casino check.
	But Cherokees don't give a shit because they don't have any money.
	So you can say you're, which is why everyone says they're Cherokee, like Elizabeth Warren and Beyonce.
	But I just read recently the Cherokee said, okay, all these black people, and I noticed when my wife worked at the American Indian Museum, all these black people would show up and they'd want to be part of it.
	And I'm like, why do you want to be Indian so bad?
	Being black ain't so bad.
	A lot of Southern, like white, really white-looking Southerners, they're like, yeah, I'm part Cherokee too, and they are, but like, they don't look it.
	You know, and they're not.
	Even though they, if people don't ask if you're Asian, you're not Indian, stop it.
	Stop it.
	So I think they like it too, like the whites.
	Yeah, it's so lame.
	The Appalachian whites.
	Well, a lot of fucking people in the bayou too, in all ends, they like to have their hair all braided if their fucking great-great-grandfather farted on a TP once.
	But the Cherokees have said, because they got pressured by blacks, and blacks said, hey, you had black slaves.
	And they're like, I guess.
	Well, that makes us Cherokee.
	Okay.
	Will you leave me alone if I say you are?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Blacks who were slaves under the Cherokees are now Cherokees.
	And they're like, good, all right.
	I'll leave you alone for three weeks.
	You can call me three times.
	But the reason I chose that book and that song is because I was thinking, I was listening to Anthony Coomia, who, by the way, has been robbed.
	Yes, he's been Landau.
	Steven Crowder stole Dave Landau from Anthony Coomia.
	That's T right there.
	I like Crowder.
	I like Landau.
	I like Cumia.
	I'm not getting involved.
	But the fact of the matter is that Landau left Coomia for Crowder.
	It's like your wife is going on the dates with her gay black friend, and then you find out he's not gay, and she's moving in.
	My theory is, here's my guess.
	I'm not trying to start any shit, but I bet Crowder just said, I'll pay you double whatever he's paying you.
	Landau's got a kid.
	And he went, yes, I'll take it.
	That's kind of what happened with me in CRTV.
	I was making peanuts at Compound, and I think Crowder started the ball rolling on this, but Blaise said, we'll pay you a fuck ton more.
	Like 10 times more.
	Yeah.
	And I went, all right, multiply that by 10.
	I'm a happy camper.
	Actually, it was more than 10.
	There's a couple things that go into that too, aren't there?
	Because I know he didn't want to move his family to Harlem.
	Wasn't he living in Harlem while he was doing Anthony's show, and maybe he wasn't happy with that.
	So maybe he's going to move the whole family to Texas?
	Yeah, a lot of people move in Texas.
	And he knows that there's a comedy scene spreading out there.
	He can't do stand-up in New York City.
	Oh, yeah.
	So there's a couple things that go along with that.
	And I saw the chemistry.
	I was watching some Crowder based on the late shows he was doing about the voter fraud because it's pretty good stuff.
	And yeah, they have a good chemistry there and stuff like that.
	Well, who cares?
	We have a terrible chemistry and we do a good show.
	Yeah, you know, I don't know.
	But it is painful.
	And a lot of people have written comments like, dude, this sucks.
	And there's a couple of Geo-Mel mods there, too, in the comments.
	What are they saying there?
	You have hurt me today.
	And the other one was, why are you gay?
	Like, if you're a young man and someone offers to double your salary and you got kids, it's hard to not.
	What are you going to do?
	I mean, I don't think he gave him a counter offer, though, but I'm sure...
	Anthony might have been like, sure.
	He got a really significant, I think, pay bump when he started working with Anthony.
	The way I do it with my network is I overpay everyone and just pray they'll quit.
	So then when they're like, you better do this or I'll leave, and I'll go, please leave.
	Please leave.
	I'll save a fortune.
	I've ended a lot of relationships like that.
	Just be the worst.
	Start farting all over the place.
	What?
	Yeah.
	Just be like gross.
	That's got nothing to do with what I just said, though.
	Yeah, no, you're trying to be unappealing so that way people will leave.
	Well, you don't have a bargaining chip when You negotiate a big deal.
	But boy, Keith's business plan for that network was not lucrative.
	I was able to do the show because I'm rich, but I don't know how anyone else pays the bills with their what they pay.
	But what they pay is what Sirius pays.
	You know, if you have a show on Sirius and you're not a big name, you're getting like $300 an app.
	I bet Bonnie McFarlane and Rich Voss split $300 an episode.
	I don't know if they still have a show.
	I don't know what to do.
	But yeah, that's a trip.
	So anyway, I was listening to Kumia, and he was talking about America and how unique it is, and how we're reckless psychos, and we could kill the British.
	We destroyed the strongest empire in the world, kicked them out, worked with the Indians, hid in the trees.
	And to say, like, Denmark doesn't have guns doesn't make sense because we are incomparable.
	We are inimitable.
	So we have, plus we have an obesity epidemic and 30 million illegal aliens.
	But before that, we're a gun culture, we're a renegade culture.
	We have more grit than anyone in Europe.
	And we're kind of psychotic.
	Like, we're like the Scots in many ways.
	And we have a lot of Scots in us culturally.
	And I was thinking, why are we so literally gung-ho?
	And I think it's, we might have PTSD from the Indian War.
	I know the Indians didn't fare too well, and they suffered, but we suffered too.
	A 400-year war, there's no real victor there.
	I mean, we fought the Indians for an hour and a half for, I think, a million bucks.
	How many generations went to their grave assuming that they had lost the Indian War and the Indians will be dominating America?
	There'll be no America.
	I mean, five or six generations, right?
	I don't know how generations work.
	How many generations is in 400 years?
	Let's say seven?
	Let's go by how many are in 100 years, which is a popularly asked questions.
	Four to five generations per 100 years.
	Oh, okay.
	Right?
	So 20 generations of white people were losing that war.
	They went to their bed going, wow.
	Like the last one, right before the 400th year, that had been 19 generations of losing to the Indians.
	And they're just like, well, I'm glad I'm dying.
	At least I'm not going to get scalped.
	So we don't talk about the cultural permanent DNA.
	Like everyone talks about slavery and how horrible it was, which was not very long.
	I think we had slavery for like 80 years.
	And they talk about that long-lasting effect and we'll never get over it.
	How about the fact that 19 generations died in a 400-year war?
	I'm not denying that the American Indians have trauma from that.
	I'm sure they do.
	But so do we.
	You know, we're always playing the trauma game and whites are clearly the winners and they've had no trauma.
	Well, no, we had slavery.
	And as far as the Indians go, we did eventually win, but you won for 399 years.
	So we're all traumatized.
	That's history.
	The Indians, the blacks, and the whites.
	In fact, if anything, we should unite on that trauma.
	That's what I was saying in my 10 Things I Hate About the Jews video that no one understood and no one's ever seen.
	I was like, we're on the same page.
	We're both being persecuted for our religion by Islam.
	Let's come together.
	I like you.
	I wish you liked me more.
	And when I said me, I meant like a Trumper.
	Anyway, about 89 years.
	89 years.
	Since 1776 to 1865.
	1.2% of the population had slaves.
	We got 360,000 out of 10 million.
	We had them for 89 years, and it was 1.2%.
	And we lost the modern equivalent of 5 million people, ending it.
	Sorry?
	And slavery existed since before recorded time, I believe, right?
	Sure.
	I guess I'm sorry?
	Are you mad?
	Yo, you mad, bro?
	So I don't think you can discount the genetic ramifications of a major act.
	And I'm happy to recognize the genetic ramifications of slavery.
	I think we spend a little bit too much time on it.
	But what about the genetic ramifications of Mao killing 80 million middle-class people, creative types, teachers, intellectuals, artists, fags?
	What did that do to the DNA of China?
	I think it made them less creative, more obedient.
	Yes, it's a communist country, but why do they tolerate communism?
	I don't think they enjoy it.
	Cuba's not enjoying their socialism.
	Venezuela's riding in the streets.
	China's like, where do I line up?
	And then you have Canada.
	Shall I lock my child in the basement for 14 days?
	Okay.
	No excuse for that.
	They're trying to wipe out the most creative, bold, and brave in the country now.
	Yeah.
	It seems, you know.
	That's why I'm canceled.
	Thank God I'm old and I've already had a good run.
	Pissed Jennifer Anderson's bed.
	Built an empire.
	You know, for most of my life, I'd read a book, and then I could contact the author, and he'd be happy to talk to me, and we'd go out for beers.
	That's still relatively true if it's a right-wing book.
	So I've had my time in the sun.
	Speaking of which, I should get a present.
	Oh, yeah.
	Hollowed.
	You know, our old chap Hollowed.
	I'll put on one of his songs while I gift this to you.
	He gave this to you.
	Put on boom, boom, boom.
	Hollowed, boom, boom.
	All right, here we go.
	Hallowed, you got to cut your hair shorter, dude.
	It's not a good look.
	He won't ever.
	That's like telling him to not love Jesus.
	Okay, so Mary showed herself to people and she said, get sacred metals or blessed metals, and this is a blessed metal necklace.
	It's supposed to bring blessings and...
	The actual Virgin Mary part appears to be cheap tin almost aluminum.
	And then the actual chain appears to be a Plumbing chain that you use, you know, for a bathroom plug.
	So that's garbage.
	It's magic metal.
	It's magic metal.
	Next, also in the news, speaking of New York, I thought this was funny.
	Andrew Yang put up a picture of himself taking the A-Train to the Bronx.
	You ever take the A-Train to the Bronx?
	No.
	Why not?
	I don't think so.
	Why not?
	I don't know.
	You should.
	To the Bronx?
	Not the A-Train.
	You would take that one.
	Oh, because it's a different part of the Bronx.
	What part of the Bronx is that?
	Is Inwood?
	I'd go to Co-op City.
	Okay, but where is Inwood?
	Inwood Jablomi?
	No, no.
	Go back to this tweet, you fucking idiot who doesn't know the city you grew up in, you fucking absolute retard.
	The A goes up the west side and hugs Central Park and then goes deep, deep into Brooklyn.
	The Bronx, I'm not sure if you're aware of the city you grew up in, is above Queens.
	Oh, yeah.
	Just south of Westchester.
	Yeah, that goes nowhere near the Bronx, huh?
	You might as well take Metro North there.
	But what's he responding to?
	On the A-train, Bronx bound.
	Is there a transfer?
	Eighth Avenue Express.
	No, there's no possible...
	Like, pull up a whole map of New York City, a subway map.
	This is the upper west side, and then Inwood and Dykeman Heights, whatever.
	And then this is the Bronx.
	Yeah, they don't even show the Bronx.
	They don't even show the Bronx.
	It's behind New York City coffee there.
	You got to take the B or something?
	Yeah, there we go.
	So this is a guy who wants to be mayor of New York City.
	Wait, go back.
	You had a better one there.
	It was this one, yeah.
	So look at the A. I guess you could get off at the last A train and then jump on the one.
	And then you're right in the corner of the Bronx.
	You got a long way to walk.
	I don't know why you wouldn't take the four.
	Bronx.
	You're not really in the Bronx.
	You're in that fucking park.
	The Bronx is all way over on this side.
	That's where all the stuff is.
	Well, if you look at the trajectory, if the blue were to continue, it is heading towards the Bronx.
	No, I guess if he were to go to the front engine room, remove the brakes, and then put it into overdrive, he may be able to jump the river there.
	You need a rocket, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Is that the Hudson?
	That's an inlet of the Hudson, no?
	Well, I mean, is there a rocket?
	No, it's kind of rocket.
	There are rockets there?
	Thumbs up.
	I have never been on the subway before.
	I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
	Not wearing a rocket.
	What an absolute boob you are, Andrew Yang.
	You're in a Jewish city and one of your platforms is anti-circumcision.
	I'm not saying you're wrong, but I understand.
	No, I'm not saying you're wrong to be against circumcision.
	I'm just saying you're fucking naive if you don't get that without the Jewish vote in New York, you're a zero.
	Speaking of perception versus reality, remember yesterday I said just one more and we're good.
	One more.
	Now we got it.
	We got our third.
	Look at the look of fear in her eyes.
	This was at a wedding and someone was taking a bunch of pictures.
	She seems freaked out.
	She's not into it.
	She's not libidinous.
	He comes from a baby boomer generation and he's Italian where you could touch people more.
	I saw someone on the right saying, oh, so it's illegal to be Italian now?
	Dude, don't defend him.
	The nuances of these charges are irrelevant.
	Max and John got in a fight with Antifa.
	Okay?
	Yeah, that guy stinks.
	Wait, I had a good meme of that.
	I had a Cuomo meme.
	Somebody was like, I'm going to tell my kids this was Andrew Cuomo.
	Dorian from the Mask.
	Yeah, I saw that.
	Ah, fuck.
	I had a funny meme with Antifa, but I lost it.
	It'll come up later, probably.
	Maybe it was in racism?
	This isn't very good TV, is it?
	I know how to do a quote.
	Oh, yeah, fuck it, fuck it.
	So, yeah.
	So here's the deal, folks.
	If it was anyone else, we go, all right, what happened?
	Oh, he told a woman to eat the whole sausage.
	He kissed a woman on the lips.
	That's fucking gross.
	He suggested someone play strip poker.
	That's rude.
	Oh, there it is.
	Where was that?
	Down below.
	I think in Antifa or something.
	Yeah.
	Oh, I know where I put it.
	I put it in Proud Boys.
	Yeah, so there's Antifa in the background.
	There's tracking down peaceful Trump spoilers.
	There's the FBI.
	Now, Cuomo ignored Antifa, and he turned Proud Boys into white nationalist Nazis right before their trial, and he got Max and John four years in jail.
	So, prison.
	So you lied about someone, made up a false narrative with a grain of evidence, and ruined them.
	Okay.
	Guess what?
	What goes around comes around.
	So I'm not getting into the nuance of your innocence.
	Fuck you.
	I don't care if you're as much a sexual assaulter as Max and John are Nazis.
	Max and John are in prison.
	So I am dancing on your grave, you fucking pig.
	The faster they go down and we all go down, then maybe we could unify and actually say FM.
	Fuck government.
	I'm like David Cross.
	I want blood.
	And Cuomo's done.
	We said yesterday he's got two.
	If he has three, he's screwed.
	And guess what?
	He has four.
	Go to one four.
	Ready to pounce?
	Andrew Cuomo was seen getting up close and personal with his newlywed top aide during a 2016 dinner.
	This is a whole new one now.
	There was, I don't, did we talk about the sausage yesterday?
	Yeah, so he had the big sausage.
	That wasn't even included, I don't think.
	No, that wasn't.
	So there's the one strip poker where he kissed her.
	There's one who said you should get a tattoo on your butt.
	There was the girl whose face he grabbed at the wedding.
	That's three.
	Then there was the woman who wasn't mad, but he said, I want you to eat the whole sausage.
	You had a big sausage.
	You want to see her suck on that big sausage.
	And then five, we have this chick.
	This one's actually pretty smoking.
	Look at this.
	Go down?
	His hand's on her Leg.
	And she just married his whatever chief of staff, someone, 12 days earlier.
	Is that friendly?
	I've never put my hand on a friendly lady's leg.
	True.
	I couldn't even imagine.
	Maybe if she was bawling her eyes out and her children were just killed, I'd be like, look, but even then I think I would put my arm around her and go, it's okay.
	You'll get through this.
	Time will heal all wounds.
	Can you turn off that computer?
	It's flashing yellow.
	I know.
	I unplug it when it does.
	Unplug it now.
	It's freaking mute.
	I think we're done with that thing.
	We did say FBI, so it probably woke up.
	I have a theory that it's got a battery, so when you plug it in, it's charging.
	And when you unplug it and you think you're safe, it's still listening.
	That's a good theory.
	So Cuomo's fucked, and I thank God.
	I don't want to toot my own horn, but I did.
	I can't tell you how many times I imagined the speed bag and the heavy bag were his face at the gym.
	And I can't tell you how much better I boxed when I would beat him.
	I didn't box today, by the way, because sleeping and moving feels like I live with Pontius Pilot, and he's in a bad mood.
	So I'm going to give this a couple days because even turning over in the middle of the night is being stabbed.
	I thought this was funny.
	Chris Cuomo is not covering his brother because it's a conflict of interest.
	So you can't have someone bringing their brother onto the news during a controversial time, right?
	Click on the first one.
	Not objective, but true.
	The facts tell the story.
	New York had and has its struggles, but they're doing way better than what we see elsewhere.
	That's just not true.
	That's just a lie.
	Florida destroyed Cuomo, but the media lied and pretended that he was doing a better job.
	That's before we knew Cuomo murdered people by putting them in nursing homes.
	When we just saw his numbers, which were lies, Florida was destroying New York per capita.
	And Chris Cuomo ran, is it ran defense?
	Was that the word I was trying to say?
	Running defense, right?
	Is it run opposition?
	Run defense?
	Chris ran defense and covered him.
	Remember, he had the big fake Q-tip?
	They had a little comedy session.
	He would end the segment with, I love you.
	I love you, Andrew.
	And no way that happens without the love gov dishing the real 24-7.
	He works with relentless intensity, and New York's better for it.
	And as a brother, I am proud.
	Look, he had to add ampersands and takeaway spaces to get his point across, yet he adds a superfluous and.
	Fuck, he's dumb.
	What an absolute joke.
	He's right, though.
	He is the love gov. Look at, yeah, yeah.
	That's funny that he said love gov. I miss that.
	That's New York City in a nutshell.
	New York City is like Montreal, and that's maybe why I adapted so well to moving here.
	It's corrupt.
	It's Sicilian.
	It's run by the mob.
	Montreal is run by biker gangs and the mob.
	It's totally unlike any other Canadian city.
	It's a different country.
	Pure corruption, top to bottom.
	And New York City is the same.
	It's Tammany Hall.
	It's boss tweet.
	It has not changed since the gangs in New York.
	Do yourself a favor.
	Look up any politician totally randomly in Albany.
	Put their name in quotes, like Ryan doesn't do, and then add the word controversy.
	There'll be a whole thing on embezzling and getting fired and stealing.
	100% of New York politicians are corrupt.
	Juliani was corrupt.
	He was just the least corrupt.
	And he saved this country.
	Look at that.
	Look at the brothers.
	The brothers Cuomo.
	His dad wasn't even a real mobster.
	He married a mobster.
	So he was like a hanger-on.
	A mobster chick?
	Yeah.
	Mario Cuomo was a mobster wife.
	A mob wife.
	Got a lot of firm handshakes, that's about all.
	Yeah.
	So the mob wife gets favors like, I'll give Chris and Andrew a job.
	And then they can act like tough guys.
	I would love to fight either of those fucking clowns.
	Obviously, I'm aware.
	Well, just play it.
	Oh, that's not a video.
	Oh, that's a video.
	Obviously, I'm aware of what is going on with my brother.
	And obviously, I cannot cover it because he's my brother.
	Now, of course, CNN has to cover it.
	They've covered it extensively, and they'll continue to do so.
	So Cuomo can only violate his conflict of interest when it's negative.
	Right?
	I was excited to see this.
	The stand, I started my so-called career here doing these shows at The Stand.
	I did a podcast called Free Speech.
	There was also a vidcast that was on Daily Motion.
	We had a lot of big names.
	Tucker Carlson was on it.
	KT McFarlane was on it.
	And that was done at the comedy club, The Stand, that's run by some hayseed from the Midwest who's got balls the size of tiny, tiny planets.
	And he's suing Cuomo.
	Our old boss, Ricky, put this out.
	We know you're kind of busy, Cuomo, so we're just going to let a judge decide.
	It's been a year.
	Open the clubs.
	And there is the stand, my old alma mater, suing Andrew Cuomo for keeping him shut for a year.
	Isn't that fucking fantastic?
	This is what it's about, folks.
	Lawfare.
	If they cut you off and the justice system doesn't help you, you have to pay for it yourself.
	Get a lawyer and sue them.
	That's how it's done.
	Also, another couple tidbits, fake news.
	I thought this was funny.
	The Daily Mail was quoting some horrific things that Alex Jones said.
	Only they were quoting the Alex Jones puppet from the Howard Stern show because he's so good.
	And he is great.
	And you know what's funny about when Howard Stern does that Alex Jones puppet?
	I listen to him and I'm like, man, that's basically true.
	Like, I'm okay with Howard Stern's insane exaggeration of Alex Jones.
	That's how okay I am with Alex Jones.
	Go back to that clip, though.
	It's kind of long, but we'll see if we get bored.
	And most influential publications in the world has come out in a false report and claimed that a Howard Stern puppet show event last year that was making fun of me was real and attributed the quotes to me that they are now trying to use in court to take my children.
	Infowars.com is tomorrow's news.
	Today, Howard.
	I want to be clear.
	I have a love-hate relationship with the Daily Mail.
	It's a very diverse newspaper.
	It is a tablet.
	I like it when adults write articles.
	I don't like it when little girls write articles and call the proud boys fascists.
	So I think what's going on here is Alex Jones is flying in a helicopter, and he notices he's near his wife's house, and he's contacting his daughter, who he gets along with great.
	He gets along great with his kids.
	I know his kids, Rex.
	When you ask them about their mom, they go, they don't go, my father torments me.
	So he flew over.
	So the daughter goes, fly by our house.
	And he's like, oh, yeah, I know where that is.
	Okay, it's just over here.
	We're right over this mountain.
	So Jesus H. Christ.
	I thought I turned off my phone.
	So she goes, come by the house, film it.
	I mean, everyone wants to see their house from 500 feet above, right?
	So he goes, okay.
	And then Howard Stern goes, I was flying over my wife's house.
	I was screaming at her, trying to make her come out.
	She's a stupid bitch.
	So they were taking that silly thing and turning it into a serious thing.
	And then Daily Mail takes that as a news source and says Alex Jones was tormenting his ex-wife.
	And then that shows up in court.com.tv.
	I am here speaking with the controlled corporate media.
	That's who he's talking.
	Good morning.
	He's done them with other celebrities with the Alex Jones puppet.
	And quite frankly, I think it's entertaining.
	But to take the words of a puppet that is a popsicle stick puppet and to say it's me is just next-level disinformation.
	Infowars.com.
	Infowars.com.
	Good morning, Hour.
	I would love to just have one of these, any of these liberals, sit down and watch four hours of Infowars or an entire episode of Sean Hannity or an entire episode of Tucker.
	And you can take notes, tell me where he's wrong.
	They were really mad at Tucker.
	They wanted to cancel him because he said George Floyd died of a fentanyl overdose.
	Then we saw the coroner's report and went, shit, he's right.
	I like how they make fun of all the products, like supplements and stuff like that.
	These are actually, they're not like wackadoo things.
	They're like, they're.
	Well, here's the thing.
	They talk about how nuts Alex Jones is for not trusting all the food companies and making his own supplements.
	And then fucking, Howard Stern's a vegan who thinks gluten is going to kill you and you can't have sugar.
	And he is equally obsessed with what you put into your body and how evil mainstream is.
	They both hate Monsanto.
	They're both on the same boat there.
	And if you don't think that you need food supplies, we saw what happened with toilet paper in the beginning of COVID, then you're dumb.
	You should be thinking about that sort of shit.
	Dallas shouldn't need it.
	Or go to therapy and have cats.
	I've got to find out why someone keeps calling me.
	Also, speaking of fake news, the other latest news is heterosexuality is learned.
	Oh, yeah.
	Did you know that?
	Yep.
	Hate to break it to you, but general preferences are influenced by cis normativity.
	Whether you like it or not, we're conditioned from birth to associate penises with men and vaginas with women.
	That's true.
	We're conditioned by nature.
	We don't see slideshows when we're little kids.
	And whoever wrote this doesn't have kids.
	Like I put on the crudes the other day, and my son is, my youngest boy is eight now.
	I think this is when he was seven, though.
	And the new crudes is all about romance.
	There's a teenage girl who's in love with this hunk, this boy, who's super gorgeous.
	He survived his family being killed by, I don't know, a dinosaur love or something.
	Yeah, the girl with the red hair, I think.
	Yeah.
	She's obsessed with this hunk, and she's madly in love, and her heart is pounding.
	And I look over at my son, and every time there's any kind of romantic thing about it, he's going like this.
	And he has a pillow there, just like it was gore.
	And then I remember my other boy, who's 12 now, but when he was that age or younger, he drew a picture of two people watching a movie.
	And the movie had someone kissing on it.
	And I said, what's that about?
	And he goes, oh, that's just two losers sitting on a couch watching two people kiss.
	Losers.
	I saved it.
	My wife and I always, anytime there's a kissing scene, we go, oh, what a bunch of losers we are.
	Chilloo, you're azur.
	So kids naturally have an aversion to sex.
	It's the way it's supposed to be.
	Stop calling them polyamorous and bi and queer, curious, and all this other shit.
	They're not sexual beings.
	It's natural.
	So you don't have to be conditioned to have an aversion to sex.
	Now, when you get like 10, 11, 12, you do start noticing weird feelings.
	Like when you see Raquel Welch on the Muppet Show dancing with a giant spider, you're like, I don't want to fuck her per se.
	I don't want to suck her tits and slap her ass and make her wear lingerie.
	But I know that one day I'm going to like that and I'm going to want that.
	I remember my buddy Dale Aiken, when we were maybe 11, he goes, dude, did you know when you get married, you can just go up to your wife and go, I want to see your tits right now.
	And she has to show them to you.
	And I remember just thinking, that's the greatest thing I've ever heard.
	And I think I said to him, I think I remember saying to him, when I get married, first thing I'm going to do is make her take down her pants.
	I'm going to put my face in her vagina and just go, which kind of happened.
	not wrong.
	That is basically what went down.
	But yeah, being conditioned.
	So the reason that I don't want to suck dicks and I want to eat pussy is because I've been brainwashed.
	Similarly, ladies, heterosexual ladies, if you're out there, the reason you want to suck a dick and you don't want to eat him off is you've been brainwashed by society.
	It's called heteronormative conditioning.
	Not learning, conditioning.
	Same thing with not eating bugs.
	Like people are like refusing the whole eating bugs thing.
	It's like you've been designed to not want rotting farts.
	Same with like not wanting to be around smelly farts.
	That's got nothing to do with nature making sure you're not near a giant pile of shit where you'll get a disease.
	That's just you being brainwashed by society not to enjoy farts and moldy lemons.
	People would waste all this good edible food because don't let society condition you.
	And when I read that, I was like, okay, what about gays eating pussy?
	Because here's me sucking a dick right now, right?
	There's a gun to my head.
	Alrighty.
	Okay.
	So just do.
	Okay.
	How about that?
	Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
	Okay.
	All right, let's go.
	Let's get it over.
	How long?
	Just as long as you want, maybe like 10 seconds.
	How about one second?
	We'll do a second.
	Okay.
	And then we'll do that 10 times.
	Sorry.
	And.
	I'm going to come.
	Okay?
	They're coming, and they are coming at levels that you haven't even seen yet.
	Now here's a gay eating a pussy.
	You ready?
	Okay.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Oh.
	And that, she's showered?
	Okay, so that's pungent.
	Alrighty, then.
	Okay.
	And how long do I have to do this for?
	About a second, maybe two seconds.
	Okay, how about one second?
	And do I have to put my tongue right in that fucking disgusting alien face?
	Oh my God, her lips are insane.
	I'm sorry, sweetie.
	I'm sorry.
	This is not you.
	This is how I'd feel about any pussy.
	In fact, you have very nice lips.
	Oh, my God.
	Okay, so I'm going to start.
	I'm going to put...
	Give me a second.
	I'm going to put my tongue in the whole part.
	And then I'm going to lick up and I'll just touch the clip with my tongue once.
	Come on, man.
	Don't shoot.
	Please don't shoot.
	Okay, here we go.
	Here we go.
	One, two, three.
	He just pukes all over her vagina.
	Look at that beautiful, beautiful bird.
	Why is one of them conditioned?
	Why can't we accept nature?
	I thought we're supposed to trust our feelings.
	Are my feelings lies?
	Homonormative.
	And I don't think anyone told me not to suck a dick.
	I grew up in Canada, pretty progressive.
	Well, the guys that I would try to blow would tell me not to.
	Don't suck a dick, dude.
	Let's see some more of that bullshit.
	To associate blah, blah, blah.
	Before immediately going on the defensive about this, consider why you might have a certain genital preference.
	For a lot of people, especially cis people, it's because you still subconsciously gender people's bodies based on their genitalia.
	Okay?
	But if I was to blow a tranny, I know I'm not blowing a woman with a dick.
	If there was some freak radiation that happened in our house and my wife grew a dick, or her clit got so engorged, it was basically a dick, and it looked like a dick, I could see myself YouTubing how to give head and maybe blowing her dick.
	It's just the means to the feet.
	That's conceivable to me.
	But the reason we don't want to blow a train is we know it's a dude.
	You just dressed up a dude with some silicon tits and a bunch of makeup and gave him hormones.
	We still will have blown a dude.
	If you could magically make a woman with a dick, I don't know.
	Obviously, that's hard to talk about because I have to come up with the craziest nuclear radiation alien thing for your argument to make sense.
	That's usually a bad sign when we have to go to outer space to make your argument work.
	Usually a bad sign.
	That's like a man with implants.
	Like, sure, they're tits, but they're not women.
	What else does he say?
	Let me see more.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	I'm not saying that having a genital preference inherently makes you a bad person.
	Thank God.
	I'm saying that, like all preferences related to dating and sex, they don't exist in a vacuum.
	Seriously, consider how they're influenced by racism, colors, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Most of us likely have certain preferences influenced by societal bigotry.
	So gay ass frog doesn't have any kids.
	He never will.
	He's a fag.
	And the problem with Twitter is these amateurs get to go out there and just puke out their garbage and tell us how to live.
	That's the crazy part.
	Is this a real...
	Are they a troll?
	I mean, because they're still making the points of...
	We can't tell anymore.
	No, I know.
	I know.
	And even now some jokes that are jokes.
	So woke you little defending Trump's child detention sites thinking they are Joe Biden's.
	Sometimes they make the same point.
	So you actually don't even have to know anymore if the person's kidding.
	But look up that heterosexuality is learned thing.
	You accidentally stumbled on it when you looked up heterosexuality.
	But this week, it's become a common thing to talk about how heterosexuality is fucking learned.
	Holy shit.
	Invented.
	That was the thing, yeah.
	The invention of heterosexuality.
	But not gays.
	The invention of BBC.
	That's the BBC.
	There's plenty of people.
	100 years ago, people had a very different idea what it means to be heterosexuality.
	No, they didn't.
	Gay has always been gay.
	Maybe if you go back to Greeks.
	Greek straight, yeah.
	Greek was like the LA of the.
	But that was disgusting.
	People were horrified by Greek behavior, and it eventually led to the fall of Rome.
	So that's not the best example.
	Here's a bunch of them.
	Okay, so Tomorrow's World, The Invention of Heterosexual.
	That's a book.
	What the?
	Kirch Reviews, Pat Patheos.
	There was some other credible books.
	Who gave everyone the mic?
	Like, we have too much freedom.
	Too much freedom of speech.
	Salon.com and PBS.
	Okay, let's go to my pet Biden.
	Show that meme of them.
	You may have to do some cropping of it because it's just a screen grab.
	But it's at the bottom there.
	It's president's at the end of their term.
	Yeah, that's it.
	Give that a crop and let's see that.
	This was a really funny meme, which I just ruined by saying it was funny.
	Well, I guess you don't crop it, I guess.
	You just ignore me saying that twice.
	I thought you blew it.
	What?
	I blew it by saying it's funny.
	That doesn't mean I blew what I told you to do.
	That's too cropped now.
	Anyway, it's already over, Ryan.
	You fucked it up.
	U.S. presidents at the beginning, the end of their term, boy, Biden, I mean, fucking Obama aged, didn't he?
	Remember that?
	Look at all the wrinkles.
	I'm not going to deny that being the president is hard work no matter who you are.
	And I don't think Barack Obama had ever worked before.
	He was a professor at a Chicago school, which is one of the easiest jobs in the world, right?
	Being a professor.
	You get what?
	You work like an hour a day, then you get a year off every few years for your sabbatical.
	I feel like the commute to the school in Chicago is probably the hardest part.
	Yeah.
	And then he got, I think presidents get like four or five hours of sleep a night.
	So he did that for eight years, and he became grandpa toboggan.
	And then we had Trump, who doesn't look remotely different because he's been busting his ass since he was 10.
	And then we have Biden's, the end of Biden's term, which is a fucking packy from Montreal who likes to suck dicks.
	So this was a clip I was trying to find yesterday, 1-9.
	Let's just have it.
	Can we have the interstitial of Biden, please?
	Yes.
	Until we get the My Pet Biden?
	So let's look at Wandering Joe.
	Now, this is actually where I came up with the term My Pet Biden because I stopped feeling sorry for him.
	Fuck it.
	He's ruining America.
	I'm not going to feel bad for you.
	This is my silly little pet.
	You know how people laugh at their cats when they fall?
	Or their big fat dog trying to figure out where he is?
	This is my fat dog.
	This is my stupid pet wandering around.
	I think that's Kamala to his left.
	And she's probably said, which I think everyone has to say 50 times a day, your mask, Joe.
	Your mask, Joe, your mask.
	Okay, my mask.
	Look at how he walks.
	Okay, my mask, my mask.
	Put that on.
	Bye, guys.
	What am I doing here?
	Hello.
	Oh, that is a weird walk.
	Go back.
	It's like his legs took off before his body knew it was moving.
	He's like, oh, shit, where are we going?
	Watch his legs.
	Wow.
	It's like a drunk person or someone on a boat.
	He walks like there's some serious turbulence going on.
	All aboard.
	He walks like someone going to the food cabin on a train.
	I have a new theory.
	Women tend to not belong in the workforce.
	This jacket is so tiny on me.
	It's my Pee Wee Herman jacket.
	And I think what they do is they take Adderall.
	They take speed.
	You're always better on Adderall.
	Stephen Colbert calls it air conditioning for the brain.
	I call it you dipped in U sauce.
	And if you're in over your head, you got exams, you got to do your taxes, you got to shoot a bunch of shit in one day, then fucking shoot them up.
	Do some Adderall, and you'll be a piece of shit the next day.
	Unfortunately, you may have to take some to deal with your hangover the next day.
	But as far as that day goes, you can be in a job you're not meant to be in.
	Now you have to watch.
	You'll natter on like AOC with her giant Adderall bug eyes.
	Her eyes that are so bugged out.
	That's bugged out, right?
	That the Daily Beast, I forget who it was, accused Tucker Carlson of Photoshopping googly eyes on AOC.
	Did you see that?
	Look up Tucker Photoshop Googly Eyes AOC.
	So some liberal dude who watches Tucker Carlson fastidiously goes, oh, I caught something.
	He added googly eyes to her.
	Who's a liberal pundit, though?
	Oh, Twitchy Team.
	Oh, Twitchy.
	Oh, I don't know.
	It's Daily Beast.
	Daily Beast writer goes, oh, very funny.
	You added googly eyes to her.
	No, dude, that's her eyes.
	And I would add a page to that book and say those are her eyes on Adderall.
	That's how she comes up to it.
	Remember that fucking mess head who was like, yeah, yeah.
	What I can't figure out is why two negatives make a positive.
	To positive negative makes a negative.
	Positive positive makes a positive.
	But why do two negatives make a positive?
	She couldn't figure that out.
	And she tried to invent mathematics while on meth without doing any homework, same way Ryan invents dinosaurs not existing with like watching a couple YouTube videos and checking out a meme.
	I'd say they didn't exist.
	So look at her.
	I think she comes up with these crazy plans like the Green New Deal because she took too much Adderall.
	And another thing you do when you're on Adderall is you develop a tick.
	I remember when I would do it a lot, I had a big beard and I would get off the train and I'd have like cone spikes.
	So I'd be sitting there going like this, twisting my beard like a lunatic.
	Let's see her.
	What's that?
	Is that a video?
	That's too picky.
	Look at that.
	Is that Adderall or is that Adderall?
	That is methamphetamine sulfate.
	Anyway, tell me if you think Jen is on it.
	Get a barrette, lady.
	Or a little hat.
	Put it behind your ear.
	Yeah, get it out of there.
	Gelhead or something.
	I mean, I'm no better.
	I'm actually worse than her, but...
	Get a scrunchie.
	No, you're way.
	No, you do it when someone's looking at you because you're vain.
	That's what annoys people.
	It doesn't annoy people like you have a tick.
	It's that when the camera comes on, you start primping and preening.
	And I don't want to say like a faggot because it's way worse.
	It's sub fag.
	Sub faggot.
	I really don't.
	I feel like it's because I see it and I want to fix it.
	I really don't think about other people this much.
	I think you're giving me too much credit in the empathy department.
	No, on that.
	Or the thinking of others' department.
	No, because you don't do it in the mirror.
	I sure do.
	I sure do.
	When I'm alone, I try to get it all nice.
	And I don't even put my hair back when I'm...
	It doesn't even do anything.
	It's not like it looks different after you primp and you preen.
	You have a stupid fucking jufro.
	I like to fucking.
	It doesn't matter what you do with that.
	It's under wraps now.
	Nobody gets to have fun.
	Good.
	All right, let's.
	And folks at home, you can tell me what you think.
	I think that's all Adderall.
	But let's jump into some racism.
	Let's talk about racism that was racist, guys.
	So we're living in a strange time with this subject in America.
	I don't even like talking about it.
	I come from Quebec, where we talked about French versus English.
	When I came here, I was totally stunned at how prevalent any discussion of racist.
	I mean, it's injected into absolutely fucking everything.
	This is racist.
	This is racist.
	This is racist.
	This is racist.
	That's racist.
	Black people are part of white supremacy.
	It's called multiracial white supremacy.
	They're celebrating whiteness.
	And white people agree.
	Though white people tend to be the least racist group in America, in the world, they blame themselves and see themselves as the most racist group.
	And we have some footage here of a white crab being asked if he's racist and what he should do.
	So first he says, I want to change.
	Maybe I'll check out this.
	I'll check out different cultures.
	Maybe I'll learn.
	I don't seem to be learning.
	You know what?
	I'm racist.
	Wow.
	Allow me to elaborate with this segment on, I don't know, race something on some fucking bullshit news show.
	Today in Race Up Close, we're going to talk to a man who's a racist piece of shit and recognizes that.
	What was his crime?
	Raising a black girl?
	I don't know what happened here.
	Some chick fucks a black dude, makes a half-black person.
	That's how it works.
	And this dude comes along and helps raise her.
	Now, that's technically the dictionary definition of a cuck, but I don't see it as a negative thing.
	I think he took a shitty situation, some white single mom and her black daughter, and he, I assume, loves the mom, and he made the best of a bad situation.
	I would have liked it if he had his own kids with her, too.
	Maybe had five, maybe adopted some.
	But it appears that they're totally focused on this one black girl.
	And she is in a society that tells her that black people, I mean, sorry, white people are together, and it sucks being black, and it's torture, as Dave Chappelle says, this living nightmare that is being black.
	So she decides to lord it over the both of them, especially him.
	The black dad who abandoned her, nothing, no comments, not one morsel of attention is given to this asshole who abandoned his family.
	That's neither here nor there.
	It's the stepdad.
	So here's what you do if you're this stepdad.
	You say, listen, for fuck's sake, Alice.
	I busted my ass to raise you.
	We don't talk about race in this family.
	We don't play the race card.
	There's no whining here, okay?
	Your asshole piece of shit dad abandoned you.
	I picked up the pieces.
	I raised you and loved you.
	You're my daughter.
	I adopted you, okay?
	So don't give me any of this shit about white people or any of that crap.
	I won't give you shit for your black dad.
	You don't give me shit for my me dad.
	Okay?
	And then they'd move on, like nip it in the bud.
	Instead, white people, especially middle-class white people, they have this thing where if you shoot at their feet, even when it's a fake gun, they start dancing.
	Racist, racist, racist.
	They dance.
	And I don't blame black people or even this guy's daughter for shooting at the feet.
	It's irresistible.
	It takes a level of character and personal strength to not shoot at someone's feet when they do a hilarious dance.
	Anyway, let's watch a fucking inept white dude do a stupid dance.
	As a country, we've talked a lot about...
	She appears to be also mulatto.
	I have a funny feeling she has a dad abandoning her somewhere in her past.
	But isn't it funny that we have George Floyd as the logo here?
	George Floyd, a man who abandoned, we don't know, dozens of kids.
	Remember when we were watching two kids, black kids in like Texas, states and states away from where he was killed?
	And they said, yeah, we were watching TV, and then my mama gets on the phone.
	She goes, you know who that is?
	That's your daddy.
	We didn't even know who he was.
	We didn't know that daddy was named George Floyd.
	We never knew nothing about him.
	And then he's crying on TV or his baby mama's crying on TV.
	They weren't married, believe it or not.
	He had a white girlfriend at the time.
	No one talks about that.
	They talk about the baby mama and how he's not going to be around for her graduation.
	He wasn't around for any of his kids' graduations.
	He wasn't around for anyone.
	He was a career criminal, derelict junkie.
	He died of a fentanyl overdose while getting arrested for yet another stupid bullshit charge because that was his life.
	Bullshit charges, getting woman pregnant, taking off.
	Nothing to do with racism.
	Nothing to do with race at all.
	Anyway, where's your dad, bitch?
	Racism since the killing of George Floyd in Minneapolis last year.
	King 5 launched an original series.
	He wasn't killed.
	He OD'd.
	He essentially committed suicide.
	You could call it death by cop.
	Looking at race and inequities in Western Washington.
	After our first episode of fake...
	Have you noticed this new word, inequities?
	Inequality didn't work because we've noticed it's illegal to pay Ryan a salary and then pay a black guy doing the same job Less.
	You're dead if you do that.
	You're going to get sued to high heaven.
	It's against the law.
	So there is equality.
	But inequity means ensuring equal results.
	George Costanza has to be successful in the NBA, or the NBA is racist.
	And the way they enforce this inequity is totally random.
	Sanitation, all these other people.
	They don't have to be half female.
	Go ahead.
	Facing race.
	A white man from Renton emailed us saying that he needed advice, even some help.
	Tonight, Kristen Ayers begins a series of reports.
	Imagine your dad emailing a local TV station saying, I need help being a dad.
	What a fucking pussy.
	No wonder he doesn't have kids of his own.
	It's about his personal reckoning with racism.
	There he is, being a racist.
	His name is...
	This is I'm a racist music.
	It's acoustic guitar.
	Steve Raimi, a 60-year-old white Western Washington man, a husband, a father.
	And there's one more thing you should know about Steve.
	I know that I'm racist and I don't want to be.
	I don't mean to be.
	Give me a try not to be.
	Late last year.
	I saw her back then.
	That was one year.
	Was it?
	Yeah.
	053.
	Okay, go back.
	Are you sure it's the same woman?
	Let's see.
	Looks pretty good there.
	She's got some meat on her bones.
	Right?
	And then one year later, she looks like a dilapidated toucan.
	What happened here?
	So yeah, imagine your dad sending a letter to a TV station saying, I need help.
	I'm a fuck-up.
	I'm a racist.
	Oh, yeah, sorry.
	I'm repeating myself.
	So a racist, I'm turning to Joe Biden.
	What am I doing here?
	Brack Tobaggin.
	A racist is someone who meets a person of another race.
	If you're black, you can be racist.
	And you're presented this person.
	Hi, I'm a guy at a bus stop, whatever.
	And you take the patterns from that group and you apply it to that guy and you say, I don't like you.
	You're black.
	That's fucked up.
	You have to always assume exceptions.
	Now, that being said, if you're in a situation that could be dangerous, like you're walking home at night and there's a young Asian lady behind you or two 30-year-old black guys that are six feet tall behind you, you would be prudent to be wary of the latter.
	That's called noticing a pattern.
	But when it comes to making friends, hiring someone for a job, not your own personal safety late at night, then you have to start with a clean slate.
	And you know who does that?
	Pretty much everybody.
	Even like, I find almost no racism from whites.
	I see a bit of anti-white from a lot of people, from secular Jews, from blacks.
	I see a lot of anti-blackness from Asians and Hispanics.
	But I find whites to be the least racist group there is.
	But even like a black, old black guy who doesn't like white people or Jews, which is very common, when he gets the accountant applying for the job, he's going to be like, this motherfucker seems to know what's up.
	I'm not going to fuck my business up by not hiring this Jew-ass motherfucker.
	So he's going to hire him.
	So even when you think you found racism, it tends not to have the negative effects that you assume it would.
	Pretty much all of us start with a blank slate if it helps us.
	You know why?
	Because we're greedy.
	Corporations are greedy.
	They want to make money.
	And people are greedy.
	They want to have cool friends.
	So if someone introduces you to an Asian or a black or an Hispanic that has everything in common with you and makes you laugh, you're not going to deny yourself that pleasure based on some previously assumed condition.
	Episode of King's Facing Race Broadcast.
	He admitted.
	I see a group of white kids and I see a group of black kids.
	I'm going to be more on guard with the black kids because of the way that I was trained, the way I was raised.
	If you are looking at a group of black kids or a group of white kids to build a fence or help you with a project and their resumes came in and they're equally qualified, then you would be racist to choose one group over the other if race was the only differing factor.
	That's very uncommon.
	As far as your own personal safety late at night, blacks are disproportionately represented in the crime statistics.
	So it's perfectly normal to be wary of them in a dangerous situation.
	They always say 14% does 50%.
	No, it's more like blacks 18 to 25 dominate the 50%.
	So something like 3.5% are responsible for 50% of the violent crime.
	So that pattern has emerged.
	And in the case of retail and robbing, you literally cannot afford not to notice that pattern.
	That's not racist.
	Stop.
	Blacks do that.
	Black cab drivers are wary of black passengers in certain parts of town.
	Black people late at night are more wary of a group of blacks than a group of whites.
	You'd expect from a man whose stepdaughter, Caitlin Noble, is biracial.
	Steve married Caitlin's mother, Alex, and has raised Caitlin since she was a toddler.
	Yeah, he's all I know as a father figure.
	Mounting on wrap.
	He's all I know as a father figure.
	And then, so that doesn't sink in.
	They jump to hands up, don't shoot, which, by the way, we all know is a myth.
	Mike Brown did not have his hands up.
	That's a fucking lie.
	So she looks to be, what, would you say, 15?
	That picture we saw, she was five, so he was 10.
	So this 50-year-old man marries this old bag and takes a kid with her and is happy to raise the child.
	How about we just end this segment right now and just say thank you very much to that guy and tell him to stop talking about racism and writing letters to news stations asking for help to be a better person.
	You're a pretty good person, dude.
	You're good.
	All I know as a father figure mounting unrest over a nationwide fight for racial justice has opened a chasm between Caitlin and her parents.
	Honestly, right now, I don't really feel very connected to the.
	That's true.
	This bullshit has opened a chasm that didn't need to be there.
	This could be a perfectly happy couple, but this young girl right here has been brainwashed.
	And it's exactly the same as this trans shit where the parent sits above them and goes, So, do you feel like a girl?
	What?
	You feel like a girl, right?
	That's why you have long hair?
	Yeah, I'm a girl.
	Right.
	And that's called trans, right?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's true.
	I'm trans.
	Is that what you want me to say?
	Yes.
	We talked about this.
	That's why we went to drag queen story hour.
	Yeah, okay.
	So I'm a drag.
	Am I a drag queen?
	He loves to have fun.
	I mean, she.
	Z. Z loves to have fun.
	No, you're trans.
	You're a trans girl with male body parts that we're going to get rid of soon.
	Oh, we are.
	Jesus fucking Christ.
	So this girl has been taught that America's racist and her stepfather's racist, and she should play the victim because she'll get lots of sympathy and it's a great way to be.
	It's ironically this father's job to say, no, being a victim isn't a great way to be.
	Be thankful for what you have.
	You came out of a shitty situation and I saved you.
	You're welcome.
	They've stopped talking.
	And that's where race educator Karina Hooks comes in.
	Wait, stop.
	Look at her fucking outfit.
	Look at this joke of a person.
	I didn't know a head could have an outfit.
	Nice dress, head.
	I'm guessing her black dad wasn't around.
	And she was raised white.
	But because the victim card is so irresistible, these people who have virtually zero connection with black America just can't help but jump on the African train because it's good for business.
	Look, she's got a job there counseling people.
	She thinks she's black because she has curly hair and her black dad was around for probably an hour and a half.
	So what did you make up about yourself having different skin color than the rest of your family?
	Over the next few days, we're taking you inside a family's fight to do the hard work of facing race.
	I want you to know that if you're not feeling this like anger, frustration, sadness, guilt, shame, all of that, we're not doing good work.
	Pause.
	I mean, I could end it right now.
	I don't mean kill myself.
	If you're not feeling shame, we're not doing good work.
	This is about, this is, we're living in pet culture.
	Joe Biden's my pet.
	White liberals see blacks as their pets and they make them do things and they make them do tricks, right?
	Remember the stallion we had on on the other show where she was so proud of herself that she could make, what was that again?
	It was like she had tamed a stallion and she brought him out there and had him do stuff.
	You have the shittiest fucking memory.
	I'm 50.
	I'm allowed to forget things.
	But it also works in the reverse where light-skinned black people push this racial agenda on whites and they teach them to feel shame.
	You need to feel shame and guilt and you need to suffer.
	Why?
	Because I can't.
	Why do blacks attack Asians in Oakland?
	Because they can.
	Why do young black kids attack random Hasidim in Williamsburg?
	Because they can.
	Why do we have these after-school programs when people get out of jail and they have to go fill out a form and draw pictures of their son and their motorbike and all this dumb anger management, arts and crafts shit?
	Because they can.
	When you give shitty people power, they wield it over you in a really juvenile way, the same way a cat plays with a mouse before he eats it.
	They play with their food.
	That's what you're watching right now.
	You're watching these social justice warriors play with their food and he's for dinner.
	All of that, we're not doing good work.
	I think about the episode that I watched, and the part that still rings through my ears is I'm a racist and I want to change.
	What makes you not the norm is that you're admitting that you're a racist and that you want to change.
	That's different.
	It's very rare.
	I don't know if I've, in my 20 plus years of doing this work, I've ever heard a white person say those words exactly.
	I definitely feel shame when I say it.
	You know what I mean?
	And I'm not who I want to be for Caitlin.
	Caitlin says she's grown up in Renton, largely without her black biological father.
	Largely?
	Largely.
	Did you realize that you were different in your family?
	I would go up to my mom or my aunt and I'd like be like, why am I not this color?
	Why can't I be your color?
	Like, I wish I was your guys' color.
	And did you internalize that?
	That's a totally normal thing to feel when you don't look like other people.
	My wife's family are Ho-Chunk Indians.
	When her relatives were young, they were in an all-white neighborhood.
	The only other minority was Hmong, H-M-U-N-G, like the Chinese people in Gran Torino.
	So some of her relatives would just say, I'm Hmong, just to have more of a culture because there wasn't that many Ho-Chunk Indians around in their neighborhood.
	Totally normal.
	If you're white and you grew up in Japan, you'd wonder why you don't look like anyone.
	Sorry, it's called being a minority.
	Albinos go through it.
	Left-handed people go through it.
	People with a bad eye go through it.
	It's not the end of the world, my dear.
	What is the end of the world is not having a father.
	And this racist society fixed that for you, just like they did with Callan Kaepernick, just like they did with pretty much every black celebrity you see on TV, from Barack Obama to Jordan Peel.
	The list goes on.
	Like it was something wrong with you versus something wrong with them.
	Yeah.
	I always had issues with my own beauty, like having self-love.
	What do you think's wrong with you?
	Just be with it.
	Not good enough.
	You know who else feels that way?
	Everyone on earth, my dear.
	What the fuck?
	This racist prism that we have to look through with everything.
	She's a teenage girl.
	They're very fucking emotional.
	Believe me, I got one.
	They feel like they're not good enough.
	They're always over-analyzing things.
	This is absolutely reasonable.
	Where are you going?
	I gotta quit the Spotify because he's popping up in the audio.
	To who?
	I've got you to the white man.
	Okay, you know what's happening here?
	A teenager is emotional.
	They're all emotional.
	Teenage girls break down in tears all the time.
	I totally understand.
	Teenage boys are just as emotional, but it directs itself in other directions, violence and boners and fucking screaming.
	It's a crazy roller coaster ride that I'm sure most of us have kind of forgotten, but if we really tap into it, we go, oh yeah, God, I was up and down.
	So anyway, she's having her normal teenage ups and downs, but they put this racism cage on her.
	So I don't feel good enough.
	Yes, that's a normal feeling all teenagers have.
	For who?
	The white man.
	Yeah, that's her life.
	White men constantly going, you're not good enough.
	Like the stepfather who wants to be good so bad, he writes a letter into a local news station saying, help.
	I'm not good enough for my daughter.
	Caitlin's struggle, made harder by her father's racism.
	He makes jokes that are not funny, but he thinks are funny.
	I do say racist stuff.
	Stuff that I feel bad about now.
	Like I'd make fun of her for like dancing or something because she doesn't have to do a rhythm.
	And I'd say stuff like, so that must be the white side of you.
	How does it make you?
	That's funny and true.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And that is the most, anyone who knows anyone who's biracial knows that's the most common type of joke ever made.
	In fact, I think I've made that joke a hundred times.
	They make that joke about themselves.
	They'll go, unfortunately, I have the white side.
	Robin Quivers makes that joke about what a terrible singer she is.
	God damn it.
	You feel uncomfortable and angry?
	Makes me diss fit.
	Sure enough, at the next session.
	She's got a new hairdo every fucking...
	She's got a whole new makeover every time we see her.
	You know why?
	Because she saw herself on a previous episode and said, I look like a disgusting fat pig.
	I'm going to change my hair.
	No, dear.
	Your problems are south of the neck border.
	Actually, south of the bottom lip border.
	Now she's got a militant look.
	Operation Dumbo Droppish.
	Caitlin hardly says a word.
	Karina doesn't mince her words.
	There's nothing wrong with being funny.
	The question is, at whose expense?
	Humor is going to always be at somebody's expense, unless it's a mock-hop joke.
	Stop.
	So he inadvertently just stepped into reality there.
	Humor is innately cruel.
	That's why men are better at it because men are crueler than women.
	They're meaner than women.
	Women are nice.
	That's why they're less good at comedy.
	That joke he said earlier, though, was, first of all, she was like five when he said that joke, assuming that that was the joke they're talking about or they didn't use random footage.
	So she didn't get it, first of all.
	But secondly, it's a silly little joke.
	Everyone says that all the time about kids and dancing, especially if there's any black anywhere in their family.
	It's not insulting.
	And he just accidentally pointed out, humor is mean.
	Sorry.
	That's the way jokes work.
	In fact, that's the crux of humor is we say something mean, we get thicker skin, we learn to laugh it off.
	It's a cathartic therapeutic process, and they are killing it because they don't have joy in their lives.
	Jokes are race-related, class-related, gender-related.
	Yeah.
	Like, should not happen.
	We just have to own.
	What's fucking left?
	You can't, jokes can't involve class, gender, race.
	I assume she's going to throw religion in there.
	I'm out of jokes.
	I was really ready for something racist, but he was actually complimenting blacks.
	He was saying blacks are usually good at dancing and you're not.
	So if she's not black enough, it's the problem.
	And I don't think it's mean to say to someone they can't dance or sing.
	They usually know it.
	And they go, yeah, I don't know what is going on with these things.
	Like, I'm actually being offensive, and I don't care.
	But isn't it the perception of how the person's taken it?
	If it has a history of oppression and hurt in this country, I would say.
	So hold on.
	Saying that a biracial person dances like their white side has a history of oppression.
	I remember I was hanging out with two mulattoes and they said, you realize if we ran at each other as hard as we could, we could make a black guy and a white guy, and then the black guy could beat the shit out of the white guy.
	Funny joke.
	I was not hurt.
	Or there was nothing funny about it.
	So I need to look at why I think it's funny?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	And why you think it's okay.
	The question of why is it?
	I think the real problem here is that the stepfather doesn't feel right disciplining his daughter.
	So when she starts saying stupid shit, he feels kind of castrated because it's not his daughter.
	And he met her at five.
	And I bet early on, right, you're not going to say you're grounded or no more screen time.
	So that becomes your parenting pattern.
	It's not like in five years, when she's 10, all of a sudden you're going to become Mr. Disciplinarian.
	He started out as a pussy, and now that's his identity, asking for help, trying to be better.
	It's pathetic.
	Grow a fucking spine, loser.
	To take Steve back in time to his very first encounter with racism.
	Like probably kindergarten.
	I'm playing with a kid, and that was back when they had white and black drinking fountains.
	And we both drank.
	He got beat, and I got yelled at.
	The difference between him drinking out of that and me was the punishment part.
	You know, I mean, it was just he got beat.
	And I was told, don't ever let black people drink out of a white.
	Hold on a sec.
	So he's 60, so we're going back 50 years.
	So we're 1970, late 60s.
	Yeah, that's a fact that America was racist in the 60s.
	Done.
	Agreed.
	However, no one watching this show was born then, Was around then.
	I don't think we have a lot of 65, 70-year-olds watching this show.
	So maybe move on.
	I don't know.
	Is that possible?
	So, what did you make up then about black people?
	I guess just the whole part about you look different, so you are different.
	Karina says that's where it all started.
	Please, please, can I just get in a time machine, take over his body just for 10 seconds, and say to her, so what's your story?
	Are you black?
	Well, I'm biracial, but due to the one-drop philosophy, then I'm considered black.
	Oh, so your dad was black, and your mom's white?
	Well, my dad is black, but I said was because I assume he's not around.
	Why would you assume that?
	Am I wrong?
	Why would you just guess and assume that my father is not around?
	Before we get into why, just let's start with, is it true?
	That's not the point.
	Well, it is the point.
	No, it's not the point.
	You're making assumptions.
	Well, they're not bad assumptions if they're accurate.
	It doesn't matter if they're accurate.
	Well, I think it does because I raised this black kid that we're talking about, and I have a feeling your mom did the same all on her own.
	Your white mom.
	Am I right, Mariah Carey?
	Am I right, Alicia Keys?
	Ah?
	And even now, Steve's experiences still color his relationships with Steve.
	This bullshit has shattered their relationship.
	They had a great thing going.
	He picked up the pieces, put a family together.
	Then BLM came along and took a giant shit on this entire family.
	Talk about shit.
	First, the socialists shatter the black family by promoting welfare.
	And now they shatter the pieces when you pick them back up and glue them together.
	They just come along.
	Oh, you made a new vase.
	Who are not white, including his daughter.
	You heard her mention seeking and desiring self-love.
	And I will say that jokes will not support that for her.
	It's kind of an easy, cheap way to go anyway.
	You don't really have to think it out.
	Yes.
	Jokes are an easy, cheap way to go.
	What the fuck is the matter with easy and cheap?
	Fast, cheap, and easy is every man's mantra.
	It's what defines what we love.
	We don't like slow, we don't like expensive, and we don't like difficult.
	So fast, cheap, and easy are all positive adjectives as far as I'm concerned.
	And this fat cunt who is sitting there telling everyone they suck, I would like her to start practicing some self-hatred.
	She's doing a little too good for self-love right now.
	Easy, cheap way to go anyway.
	We don't really have to think it out.
	I mean, it's just the lazy way of getting laps.
	One lesson learned, but Steve has a long way to go.
	And tomorrow, the backlash.
	Why are you starting getting defensive on it?
	Because it just feels like everything is white people suck.
	You know what I mean?
	Oh, here we go.
	He started this thinking he could virtue signal, and then they started laying it down to him.
	And he was like, nah, that's bullshit.
	This is America.
	This is the past 50 years.
	What did I say?
	Martin Luther King shot?
	When was that?
	69, 68?
	And America went, oh my God, I'm so sorry.
	They wrote their local TV station and said, what can I do to help?
	I feel terrible.
	And their local TV station said, you have to make black people cool, have, say, black power all the time, promote the Black Panthers, have big afros, promote that white is on the moon and say that's cool and keep going with that, make it an integral part of pop culture.
	Make it so much that white kids, young white kids, wish they were black.
	We'll call them wiggers or something.
	And they dress black and they mimic black.
	They talk black.
	Make black that cool.
	Done.
	And then 50 years later, it's still, you know what?
	You're worse than you were in the 60s.
	And then you go, I fucking tried, so fuck you.
	Fuck you.
	And that's where America's at.
	And I don't just mean black and white.
	I mean curious, incurious, oppressed, oppressor, left, right, secular Jews, Orthodox Jews.
	I mean, the two sides are not simply divided by color.
	They're divided by philosophy and a million other things.
	But it is a divorce.
	And you know what the two sides are.
	There's liberals on our side.
	Don't you think humor was the bond, though, too?
	Because it establishes humility.
	You could point out each other's differences, address the elephant in the room, and it's over laughs, and you're sharing joy with each other.
	Well, rude jokes, I think this suit is finally too small for me.
	Ooh, daddy just got a new suit.
	Does that look too tight?
	I'm just secretly getting your stuff tailored smaller and smaller.
	So I'm like, oh, I guess I got a new suit.
	Yeah, the beauty of humor, though, is it wouldn't just prevent racism from happening by lightening the load and making everyone relax.
	It would also shatter racism that was already there.
	Because you'd say the taboo, the unthinkable, the black guy would laugh and say, fuck you, and have a zinger against you.
	And all of a sudden, that tension's gone.
	That's the beauty of humor.
	It goes into the eye of the storm like the Death Star and just blows it up.
	So how long is that race going to hold it against me?
	Fucked.
	You know what I mean?
	And also, how long is that race going to hold it against me?
	Wow, for him to admit so much on television and be willing to work toward change.
	Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
	Is it over?
	Almost, yeah.
	Yeah, I think it is.
	So he has a breaking point where he goes, you know what?
	Fuck you.
	And then they just cut him off and say, wow, we did it.
	We accomplished something.
	That's amazing what we've done.
	That he admitted how racist he is.
	Not, he did at first, and then we kept pushing, and he said, and then some fat bitch with no black father, just like my daughter, said, jokes are not allowed if they're mean.
	That left me with nothing but knock-knock jokes.
	And I thought, where does this end up?
	South Africa?
	I mean, I like the idea of abolishing apartheid, but then you turn me into a second-class citizen for revenge.
	And now we have these white concentration camps where we're left to starve to death in the middle of nowhere.
	And it's illegal to hire us over a black person.
	So we're second-class citizens.
	Revenge isn't really what I was going for.
	This doesn't bode well, he says.
	And they stop the segment.
	A lot of guts and courage.
	So, Kristen, what are Steve and Caitlin ultimately trying to get out of these sessions?
	Well, they kind of have different goals.
	For Caitlin, she's really trying to get a sense of her black identity as a biracial woman and kind of get to a place where she can talk freely and openly to her parents about race.
	Steve, on the other hand, is trying to confront his own bias.
	He was.
	He's trying to be honest about it and ultimately do something about it.
	You heard the race educator Karina Hooks talking about talking with him and Caitlin.
	You gotta look up Karina Hooks.
	She has told us that when you're looking at confronting your own bias, you really kind of have to do what you saw Steve do in that piece.
	Be honest.
	Try and then give up.
	Because that's what I got.
	Start out racist.
	Yeah.
	Now basically playing their game.
	And then when you see they're full of shit, saying, fuck you.
	Is that what we all have to do?
	Because I've done it.
	I'm there.
	She says, you cannot work on something.
	You cannot do, address something like racism unless you name it.
	And that's exactly what he did in this case, Joyce.
	Wow.
	Kristen, thank you.
	He named it bullshit.
	King 5?
	Queen bullshit on King 5.
	What a joke.
	Yeah, that guy is where we all are.
	When you try to appease this myth and you say at the Salem Witch Trials, yeah, I'm a witch.
	How can I learn not to be a witch?
	Well, we have to, what we do is we put you in the water.
	And if you drown, it shows that you're human.
	And if you don't drown, it shows you're a witch.
	And you go, well, that sounds like lose-lose for me.
	I'm not going to do that.
	And I think that stepdad and you and me and a lot of black America has just said, yeah, we're not playing this game anymore.
	This is fucking gay.
	You'll never steal.
	You'll never kill our culture.
	Some people can say that, some people cannot.
	This is kind of old news, but being smart is racist now.
	Did you know that?
	That's why I don't do it.
	23b.
	Boston Public School suspends test for advanced learning classes.
	Concerns about programs, racial inequities linger.
	So any kind of advanced learning stuff is banned now because blacks tend not to do well.
	I got an idea.
	What if you're a fucking black dude who busted his ass, your friends made fun of you, yo, were you supposed to be keeping it real?
	You staying in tonight?
	Yes, I don't want to sit around and smoke blunts with you fucking assholes.
	I want to get good grades.
	I want to be part of the gifted program.
	Then you get there.
	Oh, the gifted program's canceled because your dirtbag shithead blunt smoking friends didn't get in.
	What?
	What kind of lesson are we sending to hardworking, intelligent, academic black people when they get to the program and it's canceled because there's not enough fucking useless thugs in it?
	How retarded is that?
	You know, I think there's nowhere that needs the free market slash a drastic, complete reboot, total overhaul.
	Nowhere than in public education.
	It's our weakest link.
	We need an absolute reboot.
	Kids aren't playing.
	I told you my plan.
	It's nothing but playing all fucking day long.
	5% of the, we do teach, after like, say, eight years old, nine years old, we teach them to read and write.
	Basic mathematics, maybe how to do laundry, how to make spaghetti.
	A few basic things.
	But then it's back to playing.
	There's jungle gyms, there's soccer, there's climby things.
	And there's going to be nerds who are unathletic and they're going to be curious about stuff.
	We have a schoolhouse for that.
	It represents 5% of the grounds, which are, by the way, razor-wired.
	They're huge.
	You're not escaping here.
	Don't worry about it.
	No one's going to kidnap your kid.
	No divorce ad.
	We've got guards everywhere.
	It's almost like a fun prison.
	And then the curious guys who want to come in and ask us about old-timey microphones, CB radios, come on in.
	We set you up on the computer.
	You can watch YouTube videos about CB radios, read about it.
	And then while you're doing that, we go find you an expert on CB radios.
	He voluntarily, and you know he'd be itching to do it, comes in and mentors that kid.
	And the kid, it turns out, isn't that interested in CB radios.
	He's more interested in the actual internal technology.
	Okay, okay.
	Now we start tapering it.
	Buy CB guy.
	We need to get an engineer in here.
	And then we start getting the kid on electronics.
	That's his own volition.
	That's his own curiosity that brought him there.
	You give every kid ample opportunity.
	Hey, we're learning about microphones.
	Anyone else care?
	No.
	Okay, cool.
	Peace.
	They play all day.
	They learn social skills.
	Way more important.
	Right now, they're sitting at a desk all day.
	Forget COVID.
	That's another shit show.
	But they're sitting at a desk all day, strapped in, sometimes with a literal bar.
	The chair has a bar that comes around and holds your fucking desk up against you.
	And you're crammed in there and some little kid sits there for six hours.
	Lunch is down to 20 minutes.
	I don't know.
	Those of you who don't have kids have no idea how short lunch is.
	After you're actually done eating and you're time to play, devoid of COVID, it's like 15 minutes.
	It should be 80% of the day.
	How about you get there at 9, 9 to 10.30, we do stuff, indoor stuff.
	Maybe teach you like how to sign a check.
	Simple stuff.
	How to write neatly in the lines, right?
	Reading and writing.
	And then 11 till 2, you play in that giant field.
	2 to 3, come back in, we talk.
	We ask if anyone's curious about anything.
	I noticed no one came by the schoolhouse yet this whole year.
	Yeah, well, it's gay.
	Okay.
	It's gay.
	2 to 3.20, we go, time to go home.
	I take my buddy, my buddy, I take my youngest boy and his buddy to boxing.
	It's brutal there.
	They're doing the relays.
	They're both eight years old.
	It's a whole Class of eight-year-olds.
	Boop, boop, boop, boop, the little ladder thing on the ground that you step in and out of.
	Then they're doing shining shoes, then they're hitting the heavy bag, then they're practicing uppercuts, then they're doing this thing where there's a clothes peg on you, you have to snatch it from the guy.
	Keep your hands up.
	Everyone needs their hands up the entire class.
	Always, your hands are up.
	They're jogging, they're doing jumping jacks, they're kicking themselves in the butt, whatever those are called.
	Then I take them to McDonald's.
	They play on the jungle gym things.
	Again, this is pre-pandemic.
	Until security comes because they're jumping up on where you put your shoes.
	I'm not a very strict parent when it comes to the McDonald's play areas because it's all plastic.
	Who gives a fuck?
	And it's in a separate area.
	It's not like you're disturbing people eating.
	You're in a whole other glassed-off area.
	So go ahead.
	Trash the joint.
	You're not going to break anything.
	But they're worried about insurance if the kids fall.
	So that's another hour.
	So now they've been going mental for two hours.
	Then I bring the kid to my house because it's early.
	And him and my youngest boy, they play this.
	They made up this game called Pause where you yell pause.
	The guy has to freeze.
	And you can put shit like pour water on him, put a bag on his head, put a mask around his eyes.
	And then you say unpause and he takes all the stuff off and he chases you.
	I guess it's like tag.
	I don't quite get the rules, but they're kids.
	That's another hour.
	They're drenched in sweat.
	That's three hours of non-stop fucking mania.
	And they go to bed normal.
	You know what my son was doing last night?
	He hadn't had any exercise all day.
	Again, this is the pandemic.
	And he was just on the bed.
	He goes, I'm so jumpy today.
	Right like seconds before I'm going to read him a story.
	He's just jumping up and down on the bed like this.
	You got to be proud of your boys.
	Little kids need at least three hours of over-the-top shit that would kill you and I. If we tried to duplicate what they did, we would have a heart attack and be dead.
	But no, they don't get it.
	And they teach them a bunch of bullshit.
	And why?
	So they can go to college and get a real education.
	That whole thing's based on a myth, by the way.
	That whole thing is based on a chicken or the egg thing where they went, well, look at these baby boomers.
	The ones that went to secondary education became rich.
	Yeah, because they're smart, shithead.
	It wasn't the secondary education.
	Babies who listen to baby Einstein, listen to classical music, tend to be successful.
	You know why?
	It had nothing to do with the classical music.
	Babies who have parents who play them classical music care about them, love them, and tend to have higher IQs.
	Their path was laid out from birth.
	That's true.
	It's a total and utter myth that education makes you successful.
	Just because successful people are educated doesn't mean that education makes you successful.
	Well, I'll be dipped in shit.
	There's a million much more important things like having two parents is massive.
	Pursuing what you're interested in, like the inside of this microphone, which by the way could not interest me less.
	That's what success is.
	And the schools are anti-that.
	The schools constrain you.
	They teach you not to have fun, not to socialize, don't talk.
	Don't talk in class.
	And then they do bullshit like, oh, public speaking is really important.
	So we're all going to do presentations.
	And then you do one.
	It takes half an hour.
	And then the class will mark you.
	You know why they do that?
	Because a teacher wants to do crossword puzzles.
	That's all fake.
	I've been in the real business world my whole life.
	You need one person on the team who can talk.
	Advice, it was Shane Smith.
	He was the talker.
	He did the public speaking.
	He talked to the CEOs.
	I would sit there and chug a beer in their face.
	I wasn't helping the company when we met the CEOs at all, nor was Sarouche.
	He was shy.
	He just looked at the ground.
	At Rooster, we had this guy, Sebastian.
	He was the talker, the mover, and the shaker.
	We all sat there going, yep, yep.
	I was available for a joke or two during meetings, but it was all him.
	That's why salesmen make money because it's a rare gift.
	The fact that everyone in school has to learn it, it's just a lie.
	They're lying to you.
	You're making our kids.
	I used to say college, our kids come out stupider than when they went in.
	That's now K through 12.
	You're going to school to unlearn.
	You're going to school to unlearn.
	You're going to school to unlearn.
	You're getting stupider there every day.
	They're throwing themselves into the road gladly.
	Speaking of which, this Oberlin College, where you get to go if you're really smart, was celebrating black artistry.
	Works by William Grant Still, Jeffrey Mumford, and Chevalier de St. George.
	This is who will be playing the music.
	This is real.
	Now, this is an interesting thing because in my utopia, this is perfectly fine.
	They found some great artists, and they're showcasing some great black people for Black History Month.
	But obviously, in this day and age, you realize that that's absolutely retarded.
	And what you should have done for the picture is just had a picture of William Grant still.
	Although, while they went and played it, someone would have noticed that the stage was all white people.
	You could have thrown on a black guy with a tambourine or something, though.
	Anyway, that's supposed to make you outraged, but you're not really sure why.
	And again, just like the crab in the bucket, those people are trying to showcase black composers, and they probably got fired for that.
	Okay, I want to get into black on Asian violence, but before I do, this is a really long four-part piece.
	So on gavinmcinnis.win, we always have the show notes put up.
	My friend Aerie does that.
	Thank you.
	God bless your cotton socks.
	But this is a great place to go for the link.
	I'm not going to read the whole thing, but it's this guy, Donald G. McNeil.
	Remember him?
	He was a guy from Peru.
	No, he's the guy who went to Peru on some bourgeois trip where kids pay five grand to go and eat exotic food.
	And on the trip, he may have said, I don't know, racism, it's pretty easy to go to the ghetto.
	Just work hard.
	It's not the Klan anymore.
	You know, normal shit.
	So look at this link.
	New York Times, Peru, Enward, Part 1 Introduction.
	So he wrote this big long thing up.
	And I'm not going to read the whole thing, but here was an interesting part of it.
	It's been quite baffling and painful for me to have people assume I'm racist, and I believe that I said the ridiculous things I'm accused of saying, that quote unquote racism is over and that white supremacy doesn't exist, or white privilege doesn't exist.
	Oh, sorry, when I read that, I agreed with you.
	I didn't know you didn't say that.
	Or that I defended the use of blackface.
	I've done that.
	Or said horrible things about black teniors in general.
	Well, that's a dumb thing to do if you're not being specific.
	I'm surprised by how quick some colleagues who barely know me were prepared to accept these accusations and even add more on a Times alumni Facebook page.
	Yes.
	Been there, buddy.
	Someone to whom I don't think I've spoken since 1994 said calling him only a racist is being nice.
	An editor I happily worked side by side with in 1989 and have had brief but cordial chats with, maybe once every 10 years when we bump into each other on the street, said I seemed dismissive of people of color and their views.
	That's a lot of ofs for an editor.
	Someone I thought I'd been very nice to when she left the paper attacked me for using the expression third world in a story that was, as always, approved by several Times editors.
	Now, why is this, Donald G. McNeil?
	Why did your friends throw you to the wolves?
	Because of the demand for Nazis.
	It solves all our problems.
	If America is racist, then black failure comes from white guilt.
	That's America.
	Black failure, white guilt.
	So you have to prove why black failure exists.
	You don't want to say it's socialism, like Gavin McInnes says, and it's welfare shattering the black family.
	You don't want to say it's genetics, like the racists say, where they say blacks have lower IQs and more testosterone.
	That's why they're failing.
	So you say they're a victim of racism, only it's hard to find racists because they don't really exist.
	So when Donald G. McNeil goes near the wood chipper, puts his finger close to the blades, and scuffs a fingernail, everyone grabs him and throws him in.
	His career is over, and we have a few more wood chips to help burn the American fire that is white guilt.
	But the truth of the matter is, a lot of this can be explained away.
	A lot of this is just people being assholes.
	And a lot of the times, people are assholes with no other reason that they can.
	And if you say America is racist and black kids are victims, then they're going to take advantage of that and go fuck with people.
	White people do this too.
	When they see a victim who's not going to fight back, they take advantage of that.
	And this is made very clear with chasidim.
	Hasidim are like the Amish.
	They don't fight back.
	They'll take your abuse.
	So black people abuse them in Williamsburg.
	Black kids will just punch them in the head.
	But white people do it too.
	Jews do it.
	Jews abuse Hasidim.
	We had Jason Alexander, what's his name?
	Jason, what's his name on Howard Stern?
	Talking about how they're not Jews.
	It's a disgusting, depraved cult.
	Now, you couldn't say that about anyone else.
	You couldn't say that about Jews in general.
	That's the end of your career.
	But you can say it about Hasidim.
	You can shit on them.
	You can bully them because they've separated themselves from society.
	They refuse to assimilate.
	But more importantly, they don't fight back.
	Jason Kaplan?
	Jason Kaplan.
	They don't fight back.
	And when people, I guess we're living in a time of sadism where they see this Hasid family get on the plane and their baby doesn't have a mask.
	I don't even want babies to have masks.
	We're flying on a front.
	So this is someone who gives a shit about Hasidic Jews, which is rare.
	With a baby the same age, I'd like a statement about this mistake or like a refund on my fare.
	I don't want my baby wearing a fucking mask.
	Disturbing incident last hour of Fly Frontier flight, a staff told a Hasidic couple to get the fuck off because they're eight month old.
	18 month old had no mask.
	Applause is heard as the couple started leaving.
	I heard they were high fiving.
	The staff was high fiving after because they got rid of these fuckers.
	I think with all this censorship and canceling, there's this pressure cooker of rage where people want to fuck with someone.
	So instead of it being spread equally among everyone, now it just comes out in a blaster projectile vomit at the ones who don't fight back.
	And that tends to be Asians and Hasidic Jews.
	So they're essentially the victims of cancel culture in that we've left them as the only ones that can take abuse.
	And of course, white males.
	But Orthodox Jews should be standing up for them.
	See, you're looking for anti-Semitism.
	You try to find it in Proud Boys and Oath Keepers and Trump.
	It's right here.
	And then they don't want it when they see this version.
	In other words, they don't care about anti-Semitism.
	They just want to use it as a tool to bludgeon their enemies.
	They're anti-Semites.
	Can you imagine clapping?
	Why are y'all standing up?
	Sit the fuck down.
	We're leaving, assholes.
	I would lose it if I was on this fight.
	You're proud of yourselves?
	They're wearing masks.
	Their baby wasn't wearing a mask.
	See, the thing about Hasidim too is they're so religious that they don't care about any of this.
	This was God's plan.
	He's calmly leaving the plane.
	I wanted them to go and attack Jason Kaplan when he called him a cult.
	And Ron Coleman explained they couldn't care less.
	Get mad.
	Why not take your mask off right there and be like, all right, we're going anyway.
	I want to become a Hasid and just be like a Hasid Nazi skin.
	Like part of a Hasidic, Jewish, violent task force.
	There's all kinds of Orthodox Jews here bowing down.
	What are they saying?
	Wait, what is he saying?
	Turn that up.
	What are you accomplishing?
	You're going to pay the consequences.
	I'm having it all on tape.
	This is going to go all over the news.
	This is going all over the news.
	You're all going to suffer the consequences of this.
	He's right.
	Oh, good.
	So at least there's some Jews, Orthodox Jews, standing up.
	But I bet the Hasidic Jews are watching the Orthodox Jews going, what are you doing?
	Why are you bothering?
	God wants us off the flight.
	Why are you fighting?
	All right, which brings us to Black on Asian Crime.
	Show the Eric Andre meme.
	Asian guy, black guy.
	Why would white supremacists do this?
	Perfect.
	That sums up what is happening right now.
	B-Vang, one of the shittiest parts of the movie, Gran Torino, but he was charity.
	Ryan Katsu Rivera played him in some commercials we did back in Blaze TV days.
	Correct.
	Get off my lawn.
	Did you hear me?
	I said, get off my lawn.
	We used to hang you like body...
	We used to pile you gooks up like sandbags six bodies high in Korea.
	So B-Vang, the immune, gets a great gig from Clin Eastwood.
	He sucked in the movie, if you recall.
	Clineswood hired Al Mong.
	Some say because he's great and he wants authenticity.
	Yes, he's also the cheapest bastard alive, who used a plastic baby in the sniper, which lost him a fucking Oscar because everyone was immediately yanked out of it when they saw this fucking stiff, cheap Toys R Us plastic baby, too.
	Not even like a really, like a thousand dollar one you could probably rent for 200 bucks a day.
	He bought one at Toys R Us.
	Apparently they had a baby scheduled that day and it didn't come through.
	So he just said, go buy a fucking plastic baby.
	Get a baby born.
	Look at that.
	Babyborn.
	Your baby's dead.
	Look at that thing.
	What a moron.
	What does that say?
	That's headline?
	Could the plastic baby have sealed the Oscar fate?
	Yes.
	It did for me.
	Anyway, so B. Van claims that he's very uncomfortable with Gran Torino.
	A movie about a man who has a bunch of swear words in his vernacular, realizes, quote unquote, I got more in common with these fucking zipperheads than I do my own family.
	In other words, they are my family.
	I want to help these people.
	And what does he do to help them?
	He dies, spoiler alert, he dies killing the gang that is terrorizing that guy.
	He frames them all and gets them arrested for murder by pretending he was going for a gun.
	Kind of a shitty thing to do in retrospect.
	And they're all in jail now in the movie, right?
	And the boy is saved.
	So he says it was a problematic film that normalized anti-Asian.
	No, it didn't.
	What?
	It's about a racist becoming redeemed.
	It's a story of redemption, you fucking immigrate.
	And then we have Ethan Klein, who's not an immigrate, but he's married to one, Israeli.
	What are you talking about?
	Ethan Klein is not talented.
	Have you ever watched his podcast?
	I used to, yeah.
	There's no substance.
	It's kind of just like...
	And this shit with the eyes?
	Friend joke stuff, like stuff that his friends would find funny.
	So then people are convinced it's funny because there are other people laughing at it.
	Yeah, it's just.
	Asian hate crimes are up 700% since Trump and his xenophobic racist cohort started calling COVID the Wuhan virus, Kung Flu, et cetera.
	It may seem innocent, but the effect of...
	Like China created this virus on purpose.
	They were developing toxic plagues.
	So you're allowed to have some animosity there.
	Can you imagine if Trump was working on biochemical warfare and something went out of hand?
	I think it might be called the Trump virus.
	Anyway, it's interesting the coverage of this, of all these Asian attacks.
	We have, here's a typical one.
	And this is pre-Trump, by the way, 2.9.
	This one's kind of famous now.
	They're just terrorizing some old Asian man who's collecting cans.
	It says February 25th, but I saw this probably years ago.
	And they just chase him with his can collector.
	They're just bored.
	And what are they doing?
	Is this racial?
	It's racial in the sense that Asian culture is not to retaliate, not to call the cops.
	He's probably illegal.
	So he just cries and gets the abuse as they all play with him the way a cat plays with a mouse.
	They're playing with their food.
	No, there's like 20 people, and they're all with it.
	Not one person is going, leave him alone.
	No, not even close.
	All right.
	So that's what's going on.
	But the story is that there was that fucking famous...
	So there was a white guy who yelled something at an Asian woman, like, you fucking gook bitch or something.
	And then that blew up.
	And there was a famous...
	Olivia Wilde, I think.
	It's not in my notes.
	Olivia Wilde said, we need to catch this man.
	And then everyone went nuts.
	We got it.
	We have the perfect kind of bad guy.
	We have a white dude doing it.
	And they caught him.
	And they're going to charge him with the hate crime now.
	No, that's not it.
	Was it Olivia Wilde?
	Actress, Asian hate crime?
	Let's see.
	But when it's whites, it makes the news.
	And it's very rarely whites.
	Olivia Munn.
	Olivia Mund.
	Munn.
	Mund.
	That's Ronnie Mund's wife.
	Olivia Mund says anti-Asian hate crimes have got to stop after a friend's mother is attacked.
	So she went bananas on it.
	And they caught the guy.
	That's Chrissy Teigen, dude.
	It's one of those dumb things where the video doesn't help the thing, and I don't know why your Instagram doesn't load.
	What browser are you on?
	Brave.
	I'm taking off my shields.
	Can you fix this problem?
	Probably boom, boom, boom, boom.
	It's really irritating.
	Because you don't do anything when you're not here.
	Thanks.
	That's great, Ryan.
	Good work.
	Thanks for showing us.
	You know, you're in a different article now, you absolute fucking retard.
	Oops.
	Holy shit, you suck.
	Anyway, Olivia Month.
	Here's a 2-8.
	This is white people doing it.
	And you know that this is unusual because of you.
	It feels...
	Oh no, this isn't white people.
	Maybe it is.
	Yeah, it is.
	What are you doing now?
	She's barely five feet and weighs maybe 100 pounds.
	But trust me, 56-year-old Ying Nove has plenty of courage.
	And that's why both sides of her face are badly bruised and swollen.
	And she can barely eat now.
	When I eat, they're not open.
	It hurts.
	Nove is the owner of Mama Venencia's Pizzeria in Norristown, immigrating from China.
	She's the American dream.
	But last Friday night, this group of men nearly took it all away.
	You see them on security footage, looking through the store windows, then mask up and run into the store.
	They steal some beers.
	I say you don't pay beer yet.
	Don't pay the beer.
	Well, you can see Nove goes running after.
	They don't want to pay.
	They keep running.
	So I run too.
	Before she approaches the suspects, she grabs her neighbor's shovel.
	She was completely outnumbered.
	I protect myself.
	Those guys got real balls, huh?
	Maybe they would step up to her.
	What now?
	One of the grown men violently pushes Nov to the ground, but she gets right up.
	Then another one punches her in the face and she drops.
	And the suspects even continue to gang beat her while she's down.
	Nove says she blacked out.
	I don't know nothing when they beat me up until I get up.
	Now she's known to her customers as one of the kindest ones.
	I know people that come here and never have enough money.
	And they always kind of charge.
	So that story makes the news.
	But she needs to be paid for the beers.
	When blacks do it, it doesn't make the news.
	This one was a weird one.
	Muslims are getting in on the action.
	Is that because of Trump?
	Did this Muslim man, 2-7, did he hear Trump call it kung flu and decide, did he see Gran Torino, Asian man in critical condition after being stabbed in the back with a butcher knife in New York's Chinatown?
	I didn't like the way he looked at me.
	Says, what's his name?
	Keep going down.
	What's this thing now where they announce who they're talking about in the second paragraph?
	Who went when, where, why should be in the first paragraph?
	Go farther down?
	Still don't have his fucking name.
	Keep going down.
	Story continues.
	Salman Mulahifi.
	Mulfihai.
	Sandwiched between two pieces of media.
	Let me see the video.
	No, not that one.
	That one.
	John, right away, the Hate Crimes Task Force went to work investigating to see if this was possibly the work of someone who had a bias motivation.
	However, right now, it does not appear to be racially motivated despite the rash of attacks we have seen here in the Asian community within the last.
	Did you read his mind?
	It does not appear to be racially motivated despite the rash of anti-Asian attacks.
	So let me be clear here.
	Asians are getting attacked in America.
	So are Hasidic Jews.
	People who are easy targets are getting attacked by lazy, shitty people.
	In the case of Asians, they tend to be black.
	The mainstream media doesn't like that narrative.
	They want to blame it on Trump, so they do.
	And the craziest part of all this, remember that picture we showed the other episode?
	There's even Asian activist groups recognizing that it's black people doing it and saying, don't call the police because you're perpetuating anti-black stereotypes and you're normalizing police violence.
	Which ironically is exactly why predators are choosing Asians as targets because they don't fucking call the police.
	Peak clown world.
	And the thing that's crazy about it is, just like with all of these cases, they hurt the people they're purporting to help.
	They say they're against racism and Asians are the victims.
	They say they're for feminism and women and then they let trans men dominate their sports.
	Back in the old-fashioned days, in the Archie Bunker days, well, boys were boys and men were men.
	Women had sports.
	Asians could call the police.
	We called a spade a spade.
	Now we're not allowed to do that.
	And by the way, I don't suffer.
	I got money.
	I got power.
	I got guns.
	I'm fine.
	It's the weak that suffer.
	And the patriarchy was out there protecting the weak.
	You said smash the patriarchy.
	Okay.
	The weak will be the first to go.
	And that includes you, liberals.
	That includes you, blue-haired lesbian activists.
	That includes you, visible minorities.
	I tried to help, but you said you could do a better job yourself.
	All right.
	You're on your own, kids.
	Lucky charms for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
	Enjoy your diarrhea.
	All right, let's go to the mailbag.
	Okay.
	Brian, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Jesus.
	Now.
	Nah.
	What was that?
	Nah.
	This is from that article, Hate Crimes Against Asian Americans are on the rise, but many say policing isn't the answer.
	More policing.
	Because more policing hurts black people.
	Wait, what has she got to say?
	It also takes away from the focus of white supremacy, too.
	Last Thursday, an 84-year-old Thai American was murdered in San Francisco.
	He died this week.
	On Wednesday, a 64-year-old Vietnamese grandmother was assaulted in San Jose.
	And on the same day, a Filipino American was slashed across the face on a suffocating manhack.
	AC media does not spotlight our stories enough.
	We matter, and racism is killing us.
	I'm asking everyone who sees this to share and tag CNN, MSNBC, journalists with massive platforms like Rachel Manow, Anderson Cooper, to cover our stories.
	Cover this man's story.
	Our community is being attacked, and we are dying to be heard.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	And then there's a what.
	What was the white supremacist thing?
	White.
	What?
	Okay.
	Makes the case that fostering anti-black sentiment or focusing on interracial conflict in this moment takes away from recognizing that racism is the result of white supremacy.
	What?
	If the bigger problem is anti-Asian sentiment, putting someone in jail doesn't solve that problem, she says, calling for an approach that allows perpetrators to be both held accountable and encouraged to change.
	So they get to just interviewing freaks my whole life on both sides of the scale.
	Racists don't really hate Asians.
	In fact, most racial realists, like Jared Taylor and Peter Brimolo, they believe that race is linked to IQ and they accept that Asians score higher than whites.
	So in that sense, most racists are Asian supremacists.
	Sorry.
	Oh, yeah, Jared Taylor knows Japanese, right?
	Jared Taylor is Japanese.
	It's his mother tongue.
	He learned English from watching old-timey movies while he lived in Japan.
	Nick D. Gavin, you're the rise of alt-right comedy.
	This cuck is paying homage to you and your works.
	You can just watch the intro and get the gist of it.
	Or let the Joprikan skip around.
	It's all garbage.
	He has many other videos, which are equally as bad.
	Is this that kid Simon Comedy has an alt-right problem?
	Is this the kid who wrote that article or it's someone else?
	18,000 views.
	Let's hear it.
	Have to be an outright white supremacist who wants an ethno-state to be palling around with these people, to be adjacent to them.
	But you are the cross-pollinization of this pipeline.
	There's no question about that.
	Each one of these people, as we go further down the rabbit hole, eventually it connects itself all the way to the mainstream.
	I mean, Gavin McInnis was on the Joe Rogan podcast, lest we forget.
	And on that Joe Rogan podcast, Joe Rogan was normalizing some of the most fucked up shit he says.
	Like what?
	And it does have consequences, whether it's starting out in these comedy scenes and then ballooning itself into the real world.
	Like, this shit is scary as fuck.
	Like, what?
	Give me an example of the horrible things that when I talked about Muslims having a problem with inbreeding.
	I don't know if that's a guy.
	Seth Simons wrote it.
	No, Seth Simons.
	That's not the guy.
	This guy looks like Brennan Fraser kinda.
	Yeah.
	Keep going.
	Oh.
	I just found it yesterday.
	In the dark recesses of the internet lurks a man who goes by toxic cis white male fat.
	He makes his home on onaforums.net, a community named after the shock jock duo Opian Anthony, a safe space to say what cannot be said offline.
	He's posted in threads like N-word hate thread number one.
	All right, so we talked about this article before, but that's all he does is talk about the article.
	Why don't you say a horrible, fucked up, scary thing that I've ever said and refute it?
	That seems pretty smart to me.
	I've seen this guy before.
	I definitely have.
	This is from a guy named Scott.
	Hey, I saw this video from when Ryan was doing a TED Talk on being a gay in a Puerto Rican-American family.
	Oh, things that are wrong with that for 800, Alex?
	If you just continue to press the same button like XXS and YYY and XX and YYY again, you'll be sucked.
	That's true.
	You'll be sucked.
	That's true.
	David, sneaker unboxing.
	Dear Gavin and the insecure Asian touching his hair.
	One time in high school, I was at a New Year's Eve party with my neighbor.
	Invited a bunch of theater kids.
	Turns out fags are a lot of fun to party with.
	Yes, that is true.
	They love drinking, to blackout, doing Coke, fighting, breaking shit, lots of other fun things.
	Late in the night, I tried to find an empty bedroom to pass out.
	I opened the door and found three men fucking each other.
	One very hairy one was fucking a chubby twink in the ass while the twink was blowing a third one who seemed to have done too much coke and couldn't get hard.
	I closed the door and went back to drinking and failed in a failed attempt to erase that memory.
	And that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen until I saw your sneaker unboxing.
	How about those three dads with that baby?
	We're all smiling and yeah, there's three dads on the birth certificate.
	And then you think, one puts his dink in the other guy's bum, who puts his dink in the other guy's bum.
	And the baby's sleeping in the next room.
	I mean, I know there's nothing technically wrong with that, but it's still, I wish everyone who was giving high fives would have to watch their sex life.
	So they're polyamorous?
	Are they more men?
	I heard Nick DePaul the other day talking about that threesome, and he's like, I mean, we have proof that this was fucked up since day one.
	I mean, you fuck a girl and the pussy, you make a baby.
	You fuck a dude up the ass, you make a mud pie.
	That's pretty good.
	Did you hear my joke?
	What was yours?
	So they're a polyamorous couple.
	Are they more man?
	Because they want more.
	Man.
	That's funny that you did that because that's not what Detective Shitty is for.
	Detective Shitty is known for his bad jokes.
	He's known for his bad theories.
	Hi, Ryan, Gavin, massive fan of your work.
	I thought you might appreciate this video.
	Okay.
	Let's rock and roll.
	What kind of tube is this?
	Brand new tube?
	There's a lot of people that are against all of this crap.
	All these lockdowns, the masking, right?
	The vaccines, that type of stuff.
	There's a lot of people that exist in the world that are against it.
	A lot of people are going along to get along because they don't want to rock and get along.
	And they need to stop.
	The only way they're going to stop is if they realize that they're not alone.
	So it's up to the few people that have the balls to advertise about it, to speak up about it, to stand against it in some way, shape, or form.
	Guerrilla marketing, I think, is probably one of the most effective.
	Things like the White Rose, for example.
	That's what I was thinking.
	I am loving The White Rose, which is a sort of a return to the original White Rose society from back in Germany in the 1940s.
	What's the origin of The White Rose?
	It was in Germany.
	It was a return.
	So in Germany, they had this sort of underground newsletter, basically, if I recall correctly.
	A group of people that were publishing counter information, counter-propaganda.
	They were undermining the Nazi propaganda with their own propaganda and putting their lives on the line.
	And I believe they were cleaners of the war.
	That's kind of cool.
	I want to put stickers around and say, wake up, you guys are a bunch of assholes and idiots.
	I mean, if you see the graffiti in New York City, it's all just garbage shit like, yo, Trey was here.
	Clearly, Trey was here.
	From John.
	Hey, Ryan, your friend was arrested this morning.
	Uh-oh.
	I saw, wait, Gypsy Crusader.
	Hey, we're not friends, but he's funny.
	Who's the Gypsy Crusader?
	He was Paul Miller.
	Oh, that's the guy who got arrested.
	And he turned into the Joker.
	And he goes on.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's the guy who got beat up by Antifa the night of my talk.
	And they kind of turn him into a little bit of a Nazi.
	He kind of lost it after that.
	What's the arrest for?
	The FBI says it has made an arrest.
	32-year-old Paul Miller of Fort Lauderdale was taken into custody without incident.
	They say he had a firearm as a convicted felon.
	Miller is expected to have an initial appearance in Fort Lauderdale federal court.
	More on this story later.
	On CBS4 News at 5.
	You know what happens?
	He brandishes his weapon on Omegle, so somebody probably swatted him.
	What's Omegle?
	It's like a webcam, like a randomizer.
	So people with webcams, they just link up with different people.
	Oh, I remember that was a big thing a few years ago.
	Yep.
	That's back.
	And so he was just sharing his views on there.
	Okay, Gavin, regarding the ultra-conservative religious man who wrote you about sex and the frequency of marriage, particularly outside the obligation of procreation, here are some passages for him regarding the marriage bed.
	And then it is openbible.info topics, the marriage bed.
	Bunch of shit there you can look up.
	If his wife wants to keep her husband from sin, she has an obligation in their marriage to reach middle ground with him regarding lust of the flesh.
	If he commits adultery, her negligence in the marriage bed may contribute to such.
	She may be partaking in his sin if she strongly refuses intimacy.
	I know there are sex additions and health issues for some too, but in reasonable circumstances, she should be able to amply provide.
	As a Christian woman, I wouldn't think she would want to drive her husband to such.
	In a marital union, they become one flesh unified.
	Her body is no longer her own, as is the same for him.
	I will say I understand a lot of wise.
	Like, I've been looking after my kids without my wife here for a few days, and you cook, you clean, I do a show, I go to the gym, but by the time 10 p.m. shows up and everyone is finally in bed, and all the lights are off,
	and the doors are locked, and all that shit, I can see not dying to blow me.
	Okay.
	This is subject, I need a gav take.
	Hi, so this woman's account popped up in my Instagram feed, and it's one that screams for a gav take.
	I watched one of her reels, and it was all, hey, it's okay to be over 30 and not have kids.
	If she's so sanguine with her choices, why is she making a video?
	Like that, what's that comedian?
	Jennifer Keller, the one who keeps talking about how I love being single.
	I'm glad I'm not married.
	Kirkman?
	Jen Kirkman.
	That sounds better.
	Brian, you never help me when I can't remember something.
	I haven't remembered female comedians in a long time.
	Sarah Silverman.
	We were just talking about Jen Kirkman like last week.
	Yep.
	Yeah, I didn't remember her name.
	I just was like, yeah, that was her.
	I'm going to say she's a gorgeous woman, but it really is taking hurricane-size eye rolls, blah, blah, blah.
	Wait a minute.
	He doesn't include the link.
	Who is this by again?
	Her account is DRCulver on Instagram.
	Why not just include the link there, Wiener Roast?
	Again, with this Smash the Patriarchy, like under our rules, women are satisfied someone loves them forever and cares for them.
	Oh, it's Dr. Culver?
	Yeah, Dr. Culver.
	I see puppies' emojis.
	She's pretty.
	You can see her drifting into that older kind of beauty, though, can't you?
	Like, there's the late 20s, early 30s beauty, and then there's a late 30s, early 40s beauty.
	I prefer the latter, except when they're single, it just seems sad.
	Speaking of older beauty, this is a great game of old or beauty.
	It's leaning towards old.
	Good joke.
	So lonely.
	Look at her with her dogs.
	The dogs are so sad.
	Amy Siskin's always talking about her fucking dogs.
	All right, that was a waste of time.
	Yes, it's another spinster.
	Oh, wait, here's a guy.
	Big Sky Montana heading into Monday.
	Like she's got a guy.
	Temporarily.
	That was when?
	July 2020.
	Yeah, that's over.
	Circle back after.
	My dude, correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems you're putting your love for contrarian positions before actually thinking through something?
	Your logical explanation of apartheid not being bad was retarded.
	Yes, the Boers were xenophobic towards everyone, so because they were consistent across racial benefits, that somehow makes it okay.
	Oh, but they improved civilization around them.
	Yeah, but their racial policy led to what's happening now, the innocent farmers.
	No, I don't think that's true.
	I think that you'd have this attack on the white farmers anywhere in Africa if you had a similar situation with a brutal black dictatorship.
	Go be a white farmer in fucking Ghana and see how well you do.
	This is not a well-thought-out plan for revenge.
	The reaction of murderous blacks in South Africa has much to do with apartheid.
	Okay, you're a fucking asshole who hasn't even spoken to anyone down there.
	Can't believe a plumber has to point this out to you.
	I think Ryan's rubbing off on you.
	You're a fucking idiot.
	You need to start talking to South Africans.
	Watch their shows.
	Learn about what's going on over there.
	To just assume it's as simple as apartheid was racist and this is revenge for apartheid is fucking juvenile, plumber man.
	Look into it.
	We've had South Africans on this show to discuss this.
	It's advanced tribalism is what's going on there.
	It has nothing to do with apartheid.
	And the Boers had an isolationist culture, which is common all over the world.
	Try drinking booze in a Muslim country.
	You're not welcome there.
	Try having a pet dog in Dubai.
	Actually, I don't know if you can do that, but you probably can.
	Anyway, very naive take, sir.
	There's nuance.
	And of course, through my American eyes, the idea of racially segregating seems horrific.
	But it's alarmingly common here in America.
	White families, rich white people, make sure that their schools are completely black-free.
	So it's something that's ubiquitous.
	And you have to get over that part before you're getting into the nuance of how it's exercised.
	Both exercised and exorcised.
	Anyway, Gavin Ryga, I thought this would be a useful drop after a Gavin rant.
	You need psychological help, Gavin.
	That's not bad.
	Where are you?
	You can't find it?
	It's called Video Drop.
	Gavin needs help.
	You need psychological help, Gavin.
	Very good.
	You need psych.
	Citizen Dildo.
	Hey, Gavin Ryga, did you see this video from Chris Delilah apologizing for being a man in his 30s that's rich and famous and at the top of his career?
	He's so sad and sorry that sex came easy to him and that he had a lot of it.
	It's so maddening as I am simultaneously a fan of men, sex, and Chris Delia.
	Delia?
	How do you say that name?
	It's been a really long time.
	I don't think there's a wrong way to say that.
	I don't like him.
	He's the guy who was making fun of white people at the gym, and all he said was how this guy was so white.
	He had like blonde hair, and he made me barf.
	Hey, look, it's a vampire.
	Yeah, he's so unfunny, that dude.
	I just wanted to slap his fat, white, pasty skin.
	And everyone's clapping.
	Why did you want to do that?
	Weirdo.
	Someone pointed out the Golden Globes are run by the foreign press.
	That's why that person had an accent.
	I don't care.
	It's time for a yo.
	Howdy partner in gay man.
	Saw this video on YouTube and thought you might find it interesting.
	It's footage of New York from the 1900s.
	It's completely restored.
	Is this the guys on the skyscraper?
	Oh, cool.
	Yeah, I've seen a lot of this stuff.
	It's pretty cool.
	I like how they're all wearing suits.
	Everyone reeks.
	Oh, I bet.
	Stinky, sooty.
	Well, we didn't really start reeking like that cotton we had on that would absorb.
	But in the 70s with polyester, everyone fucking stanked to high hell.
	And also, doesn't your body regulate, you know, when you stop using soap and stuff like that?
	Yeah, I think so.
	Polyester is a plastic bag, so you were just cooking in there, digesting yourself.
	Polyester.
	Yeah, I've seen this video.
	It's ancient.
	Literally.
	Well, not literally.
	All right, let's wrap it up here.
	The director of Force Majeur made another movie I think you'd love called The Square.
	I'm sure the director doesn't see it as conservative, but it's amazing.
	That's the funny thing about this Swedish director.
	He keeps making these moves about how masculinity must die, and we watch it as this sad obituary of masculinity.
	So the left and right love it, and they're looking at the same thing, which was what I keep talking about.
	We look at the same thing, and the glass is half full to one, and the glass is half empty to the other.
	If you place an object in a museum, for instance, if we took your bag and placed it here, would that make it art?
	Okay.
	Anyway, go check that out.
	Fun tip.
	Thank you, sir.
	Let's get to the final video.
	It's been a we've been doing a lot of long shizzos.
	Great news.
	My pet has a new video out.
	What's his name?
	Kyle Dunigan?
	Yeah.
	Kyle Dunnegan.
	Hey, Kyle, can you produce more shit, please?
	I'm out here doing over two hours a day, all content about the news, all in order, with hot new takes, taking abuse all day from people, getting called a Nazi, making people laugh.
	And being good at it, if you can.
	Being good at it.
	And you put out like a minute a month.
	He does.
	It's an LA thing.
	People in LA, like when I was developing pilots for TV, nobody knew about it.
	I would write them at night after work, and I had my ad agency, and I was making sketches and stuff.
	I was doing all this other shit, but I was also developing TV pilots that never went anywhere.
	You talk to people in LA, that TV pilot would be like six months of their life.
	You still working on the pilot?
	Yeah, we're almost done.
	We're just doing a few new passes.
	And you didn't sound like a bag of shit.
	You sounded like someone who was kicking ass and taking names.
	So this guy's got to move to New York because this output is not acceptable.
	The supply's not meeting the demand.
	They're not climbers, they're clizzers, man.
	Hey, who are you?
	I'm you, man.
	Come on.
	It's me, Joey B. How'd you get in here?
	This is a security beach.
	Look, look, I got a surprise for you.
	Your name isn't Jerocco Biden.
	It's Barack O'Dryden.
	Who sent you?
	Vice Pete Nicola Hairless?
	No, man.
	Look, you gotta get your ass to Neptune.
	Not Neptune, but Mars.
	Not Marshalls.
	She said, let's go behind the bleachers.
	No one's looking.
	Five and a quarter for a sniff and tug.
	It was a dude, man.
	What?
	What?
	Huh?
	Huh?
	You're being nervous.
	Look, look.
	All I know is, if you don't vote for me, you ain't a China guy.
	Wait, hold on a second.
	Hey, where'd you go?
	You're pills, man.
	They're not clippered.
	They're clizzards.
	Not clipperlining, clissers.
	Fantastic.
	Well, what a show.
	We're live tomorrow night at 9 p.m.
	What did we learn today?
	We learned that getting rid of America, getting rid of tradition, getting rid of the family doesn't work.
	You're making it worse for you.
	We're fine.
	This is like Philip Morris.
	They would add all these rules to cigarettes because they knew their competitors couldn't handle it.
	Philip Morris would survive.
	I'm Philip Morris.
	White males will survive.
	But what you're doing when you attack us is all the shrapnel is going off and killing visible minorities.
	Asians are getting attacked.
	Hasidic Jews are being seen as human garbage.
	Asians are getting attacked.
	Women can't play sports anymore.
	You're destroying women's sports.
	The word women isn't used on Women's Day.
	Trans have eradicated lesbians.
	You got lesbians cutting their tits off.
	You were safer under the Archie Bunker regime.
	So let's get back to that.
	And if that's too controversial for you, well, then you're not being controversial enough.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	Hey, I trust these all remembered.
	And you'll never steal, you'll never kill that culture.
	And Christians and customers last man.

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