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March 1, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S03E79 - MY PET BIDEN
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That's Lazy and White by the Replacements.
I think it's from Hoot Nanny and or Boink, a wonderful band from the Midwest.
Them and the Replacements are the greatest hardcore slash to pop bands ever.
You can listen to Who Screw Doo Zen Arcade on a Loop in school when you have to stay up all night for an essay, and it'll feel like the first time every time, and you'll get an A. That song was called White and Lazy.
It's a very cool song that sounds like it's spoken through a telephone, and then it has a hardcore breakdown halfway through.
And I put that up because I'm white, you're lazy, I'm not lazy, you're not white.
That should be the theme song for the show.
Yeah, maybe it should be.
I am white, and I'm lazy.
We have had no ink in our printer.
Remember last week I had to look at my screen, and then I said, has it arrived yet?
And Ryan goes, no, I never ordered it.
Correct.
I don't know why he didn't order it.
I just assumed he had.
And especially because I've been saying, did it arrive?
Did it arrive all week last week?
And you kept going, nope.
Without going, probably because I never ordered it.
So then you go outside, you go buy some, you find a place with some, but you only buy the black.
Correct.
My blue's coming in pink.
Why not buy two blacks in two colors so we don't go through this again?
That's a lot of cash.
How much?
80, 160?
I pay you back right now.
Sometimes I wait a day or two.
So you don't have $160 to spare.
Yes.
Despite making well above the average and having virtually no life expenses.
I basically put all my stuff in the savings, and then I got to transfer it.
It's just messy.
And then I only have three transfers in a month.
Otherwise, they charge me $25.
So I try to really keep all the savings stuff where it is.
And then I'm investing in cryptocurrency.
How much have you invested in cryptocurrency?
$1,000.
And I think I'm at $400.
And with my other Dogecoin investment, I made $40 or no, $50 on a $60 investment.
So I got in, got out.
So it's pretty nice.
You know, that's day trading, but now I'm in the long haul with the Bitcoin.
So I like to keep my checking.
What?
What?
Keep going.
Let's hear more about your investment strategies.
I got investments, man.
Okay.
Your paycheck, it goes into your checking account.
Yeah, but then I put it, I have an automatic thing where it goes into my savings to make sure that I save.
And so that way I'm not tempted.
I'm not like, ooh, I got this much money in my checkings.
When it goes to the savings, I don't like see it as much.
So it's just like, I forget about it.
I don't see it as much.
Yeah.
So I got thousands in there.
I don't even know how much anymore.
And are you still in debt?
No, I'm not.
I went through this already.
Well, I think I owe a couple hundred dollars.
I'm not playing with your fucking hair every time.
I'm not playing.
I'm working on it.
This is work up here.
It makes you look so insecure and weak.
I don't care.
It would be insecure and weak for me to care about something like that.
It must be done.
I got my nice little pocket square.
Everything's great.
Let me see your pocket square.
Person or the camera?
What is that?
A Paisley?
It's a really confusing pattern of a bunch of stuff.
How gay?
No, it's not gay, but it brings out different things depending on what you wear with it.
Like the purples bring out the tie.
You know, whenever Ryan says stuff like that, like it brings out different things, that's because he's watched a YouTube video from a fashion expert who has said, well, when you wear something like this, it brings out whatever your shirt is wearing.
And then he just repeats that when he's on this show.
So you're hearing some random, usually someone with a weird European accent.
Correct.
Some random European giving him tips.
Yes.
And then he relays it to you like it's a fact.
Same with the dinosaurs.
All of his knowledge comes from random YouTube videos made by clowns.
No, that question of dinosaurs, yet again, people think I watch Owen Benjamin and that's where I'm getting it from.
I went into a museum and I was like, this is you went into a museum.
Yeah.
When?
The natural museum?
Same one you went to.
I went there like a week earlier.
I see.
Or yeah, maybe two weeks earlier.
Doesn't matter.
Okay.
But yeah, my face looked dark.
Even tannin?
No, I'm talking about the lighting in here.
It seems gross.
It seems kind of dental.
Look at my face.
Dark.
Yeah, it just looks sort of clinical or something.
There's no warmth.
There's no warmth.
It's like my mother's cooking.
It just sort of hits four on the microwave.
Today's book is The Smartest Guys in the Room, an oldie but a goodie.
It's a great documentary, too.
This is Bethany McLean, a random journalist who stumbled upon a question, how do you guys make your money?
What are you?
Oh, we're an energy provider.
But you don't provide energy.
And they just, they kept going up and up and up from $25 billion to $65 billion, and they're bankrupt in a matter of days because someone looked under the hood.
And she got some guy named Peter to help her write a book because women have trouble with books usually.
I think he's still in prison, that guy.
What's his name?
Jeffrey Siskind?
No.
What's his name?
The CEO?
Jeff Skilling.
But I want to look more into this because I read this book and it's exactly what you think it is and it's got lots of inside gossip.
But I heard this weekend that Andrew Weissman, the guy who headed the Mueller report and decided that Obama had done no wrong and Trump was evil, I heard he locked Jeffrey Skilling, the CEO of Enron, in a coffin-sized box for 10 days,
which really helped his confession.
Not a small cell, but a box.
I got to look that up.
I couldn't find any evidence of it, but that's what I heard over the weekend.
So I have a feeling, though this book comes across as Enron fucked up, they're evil, corporations are greedy, got it, nice.
Andrew Weissman is looking pretty suspect, and a lot of his judgments get thrown out because of the way he does his job.
So there may be another layer to this, Enron.
Look into that, though.
Look into Andrew Weissman and whatever his name is, Jeffrey Skilling.
Sorry, you didn't hear that.
Look into Andrew Weissman.
See if you can find...
You guys are better at my job than me.
See if you can find evidence of him putting that dude in a box.
No, not you now.
You're way worse at your job than me.
Today, Ryan brought this in.
Yep.
Mr. Potato Head.
Mr. It says Mr. on the box.
You say these are going for 40 bucks now?
Yep.
On eBay.
And then 100 bucks for the duo.
Mr. and Mrs. Mr. and Mrs. Did you see Mr. and Mrs. there?
No, I didn't see Mrs. in person though.
Hmm.
Mr. Potato Head.
You know Mr. Potato Head used to just be a potato.
And these had steel spikes and you'd stick them into a potato.
Right.
But isn't it funny that this has become radical?
Saying Mr. Potato Head, saying Merry Christmas, saying men are not women is radical as corporations get more and more awoke.
What did Oreo say this weekend?
Oreo said something like, you need to be trans.
Yeah, yeah.
I commented on that there.
I saw some meme where it was Oreo saying that and Trump just going, nope, nope, nope, nope.
You commented on that?
I retweeted it.
Was it the nope, nope?
No.
It was just a regular cookie.
Why are people?
Trans people exist.
Trans people exist.
I don't deny that.
I think I would even argue there are people, ready for this liberal belief of mine?
Yes.
That would be happier chopping their dicks off.
And for all intents and purposes, they are women born in a man's body.
I believe that.
And it would be wrong to deny them that operation because you're enriching their lives vastly.
They would be very happy.
I concede that.
Now, the problem is when we get down to numbers, the number of people with this bizarre predilection are the same number as the people with body dysmorphia who think that they have too many limbs and they want to remove a limb because they want to be handicapped.
Same number of people.
And these people are happier.
They'll wrap a cord around their leg until the bottom of their leg goes blue, gangrenous, and then they'll have it removed.
And then they'll have a stub and they'll be happy as a pig and shit.
Great, I'm handicapped.
I always meant to be handicapped.
I was born to be handicapped.
Born to be handicapped.
Those people...
Cutting off my limbs now.
Ow, my broken.
It's getting worse every day.
I'd say in America, number of people that fit both those categories are about seven each.
Seven people should have sex changes.
Seven people should remove their limbs.
In Britain, you can divide that by ten, smaller country.
What?
They wanted to become twin sisters?
Oh, twin brothers?
Yeah, they were both twin sisters, and now they're twin sisters with hats on.
Yeah.
Twin sisters who remove their tits.
This is...
You know what?
We're the new liberals.
We're the new egalitarians.
We're trying to say that.
We're the new gay activists.
Get Off My Lawn is a gay activist show.
It's like the early silence equals death thing.
What were they called now?
Oh, fuck, that movement.
It had like two words.
No hate or something or end it.
It was like early 90s, late 80s.
Silence Death Project?
No, no.
What were they called?
Act Up.
Oh.
We're the new ACT UP.
Because this shit that you just saw is eradicating lesbians the same way that they've been eradicated in the Middle East.
They say there's no lesbians there.
They're right.
Lesbians are gone.
You're watching ACT UP.
That's going to be the title of the show.
You are watching ACT Up TV with Gavin McInnes and Ryan Katsu Rivera, where we defend lesbians and we say, lesbians, be gay.
You do not have to cut your tits off.
There's 13 lesbian bars left in this country because of this bullshit notion that you're not a gay woman.
You're a man.
You're not a man.
You're a very masculine woman.
Kissing doesn't kill.
Shut the fuck up.
God, we're so bored of your sex life.
Wait, what was the first one?
A black guy and a white girl?
So this is to blow the mind of all the people that think black men and white women cannot love each other and gays and lesbians can't exist.
Shut the fuck up.
So Ryan went to see Tom and Jerry.
I guess you were entertaining some relatives that were under the age of 10?
No, me and Hollowed of Boom, Boom, Boom fame.
See, now you make it cool by saying a guy who wrote a cool song went with.
Yeah.
That cools it up.
It was great.
It was a lot of...
With the hair!
I can't help it.
Stop it.
It feels good.
It looks...
It's bad for the brand.
I suppose.
With you primping and preening there.
Yeah.
Guy with a lot of hair, guy with not so much hair.
Show.
That's not what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about you constantly like...
Got a fluff.
So it's just a hip-hop movie.
It's just a hip-hop movie.
It's just...
Do they talk?
No, but Tom has an angel and devil on his shoulder, and they're both black.
They're like, Tom, you gotta get that mouse.
And then the, yo, dude, just calm down.
You don't gotta get the mouse.
And they're just talking to him, you know, on his shoulder.
She has a black love interest, of course.
And as soon as they showed that, like as soon as they met and they were like, and they have that like romantic music, Hollow just starts laughing at the top of his lungs in the theater.
And I'm like, you can't do that.
Well, that's the problem with going to see children's movies, you have to be wary of the other children in the room.
Yeah.
But it was the latest showing.
It was like a 9:30 showing.
And it was the only thing.
It was the only thing besides some other shit that was bad.
I forget what it was.
Good storytelling.
But there's got, you know, there's some.
What's the plot of this movie?
She's trying to...
She fakes her way to the top to this hotel.
And she's like, you know, she has a fake resume and stuff.
And then she's trying to prove she got the job.
And then you got Tom and Jerry.
They're ruining everything.
And then there's just hip-hop all throughout.
I asked you what the plot was, Ryan.
This is a lot of fun has some of these days where you just go, he banged his head this morning.
A woman fakes her way into a very prestigious hotel job.
And it's being ruined by Tom and Jerry fighting each other.
Tom and Jerry fighting each other is destroying the reputation of the hotel.
Yeah, they're banging friggin.
They're blowing shit up, basically.
So she wants to get rid of these two?
Yeah, but she has to find a way because she's charmed by them to make everybody happy because she doesn't want to throw them out on the streets either.
So her love for cartoon animals gets in the way with her prestigious job.
And then she winds up ruining everything.
And what do people do when they see a cartoon?
Like, I just saw an elephant storm out of a hotel.
Do people go, what the fuck?
There's a giant cartoon?
No, they just treat it like it's an animal.
So it's just a normal elephant.
Yeah.
And she's like, ugh, elephants.
Am I right?
Yeah, this was a whole hip-hop intro.
And so you, it must have taken forever to get there.
You went on Long Island, as they say?
Yeah, on Long Island.
And how long did it take you to get there?
Like, definitely under an hour, like a little over a half hour.
He drove, and I bought the tickets.
I said, it's only fair.
That's so gay.
It ruled.
I stayed in on my ribs.
I stayed in on Saturday to watch the Canelo fight.
Canelo, I think, might be the greatest boxer alive today.
You can't hit him.
He's just like, zoom, zoom, zoom, boom.
I can't move around very well.
I popped out, my broken rib was healed, and then I popped it out doing a burpee, and now it's worse than it was before.
Although, I got to say, whoever invented Advil needs a kiss on the lips.
That shit is amazing.
It actually makes the pain feel good, like a tingle.
So Canelo was fighting some Turkish dude I never, who the fuck is this guy?
He's got about 20 fights under his belt, and then he punches him, knocks him down.
Oh, fight's over.
He fell.
He's not even knocked out, the Turk.
It looked fake.
It looked like it was just set up.
And I was talking to a boxing expert, and he goes, yeah, this sport is getting ruined.
He said, in Britain, the Irish mafia runs it all.
Here, the Mexican mafia runs it.
There's five different divisions with five different belts, and they seem to be inextrably linked with the various broadcasters.
So in a sense, ESPN has their own division.
Dezone has their own division.
And then within these individual leagues that are essentially totally autonomous from each other, they have their own seven belts for Walterweight, Flyweight.
So a guy could have 40 belts, ostensibly if he lost tons of weight and put on tons of weight.
Look, that's the thing.
So he fell down.
Not a big deal.
And that was the end of that.
And he looked like a mouse playing with a cat playing with a mouse before he ate him.
Tom playing with Jerry or however that works.
That's it.
That was the end of the fight.
He fell.
Looks like he was getting right back up.
He was fine.
That's weird.
And then the previous fight was these two, a Mexican and a Puerto Rican.
The Mexican had earplugs.
Like the gauge.
He had big, huge holes where gauges used to be, which I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously now.
If you had plugs at any point in your life.
And that fight fucking sucked, and they stopped it after a few punches to the nose.
The Mexican with the plugs was running around the ring, like running away from him.
The only good...
What was that one?
Is the undercard stream?
No, that's from a while ago.
There was a fight at the very beginning with this Chinese beast named Zhang, who looked like he was nine feet tall.
And he was up against this black guy, Jeffers or something.
I hadn't heard of anyone.
And Zhang zigged when he sort of zagged and eventually ran out of steam.
But at the beginning, he knocked down Jefferson, like, or Jiefers, whatever his name was, four or five times.
Zang.
And it still became a draw.
That fight was okay.
That was at eight.
But boxing is like beginning to look like the Fire Festival.
It's all talk.
And then you fucking see it and it reeks.
What's this now?
Junk mail.
And then we watched, I had buddies over.
So it's 10 p.m.
The fight's over, that stupid shitty fight.
See if you can find the Zhang fight.
Zhang and Jeffers?
Canelo Undercard.
So then we watched MMA, and I know I don't like MMA, but at least there's one league.
I can't, boxing is just too corrupt.
Oh, God.
Oh.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my God.
It still hurts.
Still hurts.
Still hurts.
Oh, my God.
Somebody needs some Viking.
Oh, my God.
It still hurts.
Sneezing is rape.
I'd rather fuck my dad than sneeze.
Oh, oh, oh.
Jerry Forrest.
Yeah, that sounds right.
And they have one governing league in MMA.
I'm sure, as you know, you guys all know more about MMA than me.
But that makes sense.
You know, in baseball, there's the World Series.
You win the World Series, you win.
That's it.
There's no different World Serieses.
And I think the government ultimately polices it, the NFL in baseball.
Boxing is a total free-for-all.
It's like rap.
I talk to managers in music and they go, I don't go near hip-hop.
It's a fucking Wild West.
No contracts.
If people don't show up, they just beat the shit out of you.
Guys get robbed.
I just heard the other day about Gucci Main robbing French Montana.
Gucci Maine.
He shows up to do his wrap-on, and then Gucci just takes five grand from him and leaves.
Do you need five grand that bad?
Maybe Canelo will accommodate the city.
He thought he was winning that round.
I tend to agree with him.
But John gets the knockdown, he gets a 10-8 round.
He knocked the black guy down about four or five times.
This is revenge for all the black on Asian violence.
Exactly what those punches right on the tip of the chin do.
They both look kind of downsy.
Is that wrong?
Credit to Jerry Forrest.
He got up.
We'll see what we can do now.
This was the only fight that was worth anything.
But the black guy didn't lose.
It was a draw.
Anyway, that fucking pissed me off, and I would have been mad if I had wasted any time watching that.
Sorry, if I wasted any money.
I don't know how much the fight was.
Oh, I guess the zone, you spend $10 a month, you get to see whatever you want.
What a total catastrophe.
There's some big billionaire that runs the zone and then he, sorry, does zone.
Then he backed out and he had a thing with Canelo where we'll make sure that you have a worthy opponent every time you fight.
Now I'm pinching my nose, dreading a sneeze.
If you want to beat me up, just blow black pepper into my face and run.
Oh, God.
This is what it was like, by the way.
Go to 1-1.
This was the quality of fighting I was watching on Saturday.
This is what all of boxing is becoming, too, at the same time.
It's becoming a fucking joke.
Is that his dad?
Is there a voice?
I think it's sped up.
Oh.
I like his room.
Has he got a chainsaw on the ground there?
Russians have no stuff.
They're like Japanese, but Japanese do it on purpose.
Russians just don't have anything.
I think it's a fire poking set.
Oh, and yeah, chainsaw.
What the fuck is it?
Something Russian.
It's a chainsaw, you shit for brains.
Don't interrupt the show to correct something that's correct.
Wait, was that it?
Yeah, it looped.
That was the second run.
I looked up, you know, Marjorie Taylor Green?
So the takeaway from her from the lefties is that she followed, my lawyer told me this.
She followed a Sandy Hook kid saying Sandy Hook didn't happen.
We talked about this before.
The little kid was crying and watched his baby brother's face get blown off.
Or I guess maybe twin brother, because if he was at Sandy Hook, he would have been in the same class.
So he watched all his classmates get murdered.
And then she's chasing him down on the street, telling him that his life is a lie and he wasn't shot at.
She also said forest fires are started by Jews with laser beam eyes.
They just sort of go, me, like Superman.
We'll get to Superman in a second.
And they zap it.
They zap the forest fire.
And I go, she seems to have a lot of mainstream acceptance for someone that insane.
So I looked it up.
And as you know, the Sandy Hook thing was her following David Hogg when he was in D.C. saying, why do you support the red flag bill?
Which is a bill that drastically reduces who can buy a gun with all kinds of criteria like, have you ever been arrested?
All kinds of stupid shit.
Does anyone think you're crazy?
Did anyone say anything bad about you ever?
They were in D.C. for a conference about gun control.
He's the big gun guy, even though he wasn't actually at the shooting.
So yeah, you're allowed to go up to him and yell, what the fuck are you doing?
That's totally legitimate.
Totally.
Kind of cool, actually.
This is completely normal.
Nothing, but this guy with his George Soros funding and his major liberal funding has got everything.
Valid point.
Okay, so drop the Sandy Hook thing.
She never did anything remotely close to that.
David Hogg put his hat on the bed.
He put his poker in the fire.
So he's a legitimate target.
So then I look up the fucking laser beam eyes.
I don't think I included this in the notes.
So here's the deal.
She listed a whole bunch of strange coincidences about the California fires, all in interrogatives, by the way.
Everything a question mark.
And she goes, isn't it weird that there's this fire and it happened and these people benefited and this person also donated to Jerry Brown and Jerry Brown made this much money from the fires and this got him re-elected and it was all about potential corruption in the fires.
And one of the people she listed was a Rothschild, the Rothschild family, whatever, who happened to be Jewish.
Therefore, this is the left jump, therefore, you're saying fires are started by Jewish laser beams.
She didn't explicitly state that.
No, she didn't even remotely state that.
Mixture.
Their contention is that because lots of anti-Semites are dubious of the Rothschilds, then if you have a theory that makes the Rothschilds look negative, then you're an anti-Semite.
That's shitty logic.
I'm not even going to say that's a stretch.
That's just retarded.
And this is, by the way, what's that?
Snopes.
Snopes fucking reeks.
They say this is a mixture.
Yeah, sure, it's a mixture.
Try to be less white.
Let's jump to racism because I want to talk about Superman.
Superman's changing.
That was racist, guys.
Superman is black now.
Look at the picture at the bottom there.
First, we see a picture.
I think I sent you two.
One of them, we don't see his head, and it says there's some big surprises coming about Superman.
So I had a prediction that the surprise would be.
Is it not there?
Yeah, that's it.
The surprise would be, sort of like they did in Spider-Man.
In Spider-Man, he's going to see the Washington Monument, and Zendaya refuses to go in.
And Peter Parker goes, what's going on?
You don't want to come in?
She goes, this is built by slaves.
And he goes, what?
This was built by slaves?
And she goes, yeah, I'm not going in.
Which is a weird thing to do, even if it was built by slaves.
And then he looks over to Security Guard, who's black, and the security guard goes, yeah, it's pretty much true.
No, it's not.
There's no evidence that the Washington Monument was built by slaves.
It was built in a time where there was lots of slaves, sort of.
Maybe there was lots of cheap labor.
I don't know.
But it's not the fucking pyramids.
Anyway, they impose that in there, and it sort of derails the movie for a little bit.
It takes a while to get back on track.
So I assume there'll be something similar with this.
You can see the bottom of his neck is white in that picture.
So I thought maybe he's running around saving everyone.
And they go, you're awesome, Superman.
And then some black dude that's really cool, sort of like sticks and happy days.
He's got drumsticks with him and stuff.
And he goes, do you ever think about how your privilege as a superhero is a lot like white privilege?
And then Superman is like kind of nerdy.
What do you mean?
And he goes, everything you got, you got from some kind of magic.
It's just like white people.
And then that sticks with him.
And then he brings it up at the end of the movie.
Maybe he saves a black guy.
And he goes, how is this for privilege, motherfucker?
No, no, no, I wouldn't do that.
Some sort of twist like that.
And then I realized, no, they're just making him black.
The days of subtlety are gone.
And then you go, well, why?
Like, just make your own thing.
You say that you resent white people and you say that you don't feel part of white culture.
Okay, then do your own thing.
Have your Wakanda.
Have your Kwanzaa.
Have your Black Panther.
Have your Blade.
You can have black superheroes.
There's plenty of them.
Why do you have to rewrite white stuff and make Santa Claus black?
That's the part I don't seem to understand.
And you'll notice this with everything else.
They'll notice something is not black enough, like camping, and then they'll begin an initiative to make it blacker and make it more inclusive.
Do you think blacks are not camping because they see too many whites camping?
Or is it because they're scared of bears?
I'm inclined to go with the opposite.
Blacks are dubious of their surroundings.
It might be genetic.
It might be because of slavery and racism and Jim Crow.
But I don't understand why we have to correct all this.
So anyway, Taneshi Coates, who is pro reparations, explains what he's doing here.
2-3.
The question one must ask is why so many white people have difficulty extending things that are basic.
Stop.
Wait a minute.
I should probably do a green screen for this.
Did you notice that they started clapping right when he said difficulty?
Yeah, before his point was made.
He said white people, and then they were like...
And then a negative word.
He could have said fat.
He could have said annoying.
He could have said don't use enough spices in their food.
They're too alive.
White people camp all the time with their beating hearts and breaths.
Aren't you scared of a bear?
I know they're so stupid.
Listen.
Extending things that are basic.
What is this?
That's the first time I've seen a black guy swim.
Many, many white people have difficulty extending things that are basic laws.
You know, human beings interact to black people.
And I think I know why.
Stop.
So he goes, by the way, I hate the way his fucking shirt is.
If you're not wearing a tie, you can only undo one button or you get this weird crumpled mess that looks like the Knicks logo.
So they start clapping at difficulty.
The extend doesn't matter.
They got excited at difficulty.
And then you'll notice he does this random laugh that has no place in what he's talking about.
He could have said, can I borrow a pencil?
And they laugh when he laughs.
Just like those Aboriginals with the sticks.
Yeah.
When the guy coughs or whatever.
No, she coughs and he goes, oh, you know, it's this reflexive laugh because their faces are so far up his ass, you can kind of see the outline of their nose in his foreskin.
Law, you know, of how human beings interact to black people.
And I think I know why.
You laughed.
I laughed.
When you're white in this.
Yeah, whoa.
When you're white and I think I know why.
He has a very feminine demeanor, doesn't he?
And I think I know why.
And he has a gay face and he has gay lips.
Yeah.
And I think I know why.
What the hell was that?
Do they fart when he farts?
When you're white in this country.
Jesus, take it easy.
You're taught that everything belongs to you.
I really pictured that though.
When you're white in this country, you're taught that everything belongs to you.
No, you're not.
Right.
Are you familiar with white poor people?
Are you familiar with the Rust Belt?
Are you familiar with fucking rural Ohio where they're dying every day from opioid?
Are you familiar with the Kohlers, coal miners, sorry, in West Virginia?
Are you familiar with the Appalachian Mountains?
Are you familiar with the fucking South?
Ever been to Alabama?
What are you talking about?
In this country, you're taught that everything belongs to you.
Right.
You think you had a right to everything?
Yeah.
You had a right to go where you are.
I mean, you're conditioned this way.
It's not, you know, because your hair is a texture or your skin is light.
It's the fact that the laws and the culture tell you this.
Yeah.
If there's one thing white people are taught, it's that they can go to Newark at two in the morning and just wander around.
Hoboken is theirs for the taking.
Harlem is their turf.
They walk around East New York all night long with dollar bills taped to their arms, laughing in the face of anyone who approaches them because they think they own the place.
The Lower East Side, they think they own Staten Island at 2 in the morning.
All of those places black people can go, all of those places white people may not go.
In fact, they should probably not stop at a stoplight in those neighborhoods at 2 in the morning.
It's better to be hit by a car than to be shot in the head.
Well, if you picture him and his family are on a highway, then they have to pull off and they get lost in a suburb, like a little cul-de-sac, a white cul-de-sac.
Do you know the danger that they're in?
Oh my God.
They might be offered water.
They'd be lynched.
Yeah.
No one's around in these neighborhoods, white neighborhoods at 2 in the morning.
They're asleep.
You can just do anything you want there.
Go where you want to go, do what you want to do, be however.
And people just got to accommodate themselves to you.
The question one must ask is what you're doing.
Okay, so jump in the middle right now and close your eyes and imagine black women.
Imagine he's talking about black women.
Call T. Extending things that are basic moral.
I think I know why.
Start now.
When you're white in this country, when you're a black woman in this country.
You don't think everything belongs to you.
You think you have a right to everything.
You had a right to go where you, I mean, you're conditioned this way.
It's not, you know, because your hair is a texture, your skin is light.
It's the fact that the laws and the culture tell you this.
You had a right to go where you want to go, do what you want to do, be however.
And people just got to accommodate themselves to you.
You think you could just wear Walmart pajamas when you walk into a CVS, take what you want, have a friendly black woman in Walmart who's yelling, do you know who is going to go up and tell her to calm down?
Maybe God himself.
Maybe Superman.
Only if he was Taneshi Coates' black Superman.
And even then, he'd sort of be going, he's sort of going, lady, maybe pipe down just a tiny bit.
I don't know.
That's his griptonite.
I have never seen a black woman be remotely uncomfortable in any circumstance.
Getting arrested.
You see, when they fight and their tip pops out, they don't even care.
They're like, yeah, whatever.
Oh, yeah, I'm fighting nude.
So?
You know, it's strange seeing Taneshi talk like that.
And because you know those claps are not just white people, but elite whites.
Taneshi Coates' audience is sort of like public enemies' audience.
It's all white people.
But Taneshi's all rich.
They're public enemies fans' parents.
So he's sort of in a strange way a Sambo.
This is a form of shucking and jiving where instead of saying mommy and playing to black stereotypes, you play to elite rich white stereotypes and white guilt, a lot of secular Jews, but rich white people, they love it.
Look at that woman.
She thinks the world belongs to her.
I feel like she has a broken foot.
That one chick went to the barber and said, give me like Goro from Mortal Kombat.
Wait, look at this.
That's a crazy person's hair.
Are we just lame or is that really crazy people hair?
Of course it is.
It's punk.
Yeah.
She's basically...
Oh, that's kind of cool.
Or death metal.
It's like Swedish death metal.
Look at that guy.
He's just had enough.
Look at that lot.
Such a weird lot.
What do you think is going on there?
They've got to be lesbians, right?
Yeah, I think it's about, it says it's about love and money.
Baltimore girl fights over love and money.
Let me talk to the manager.
Oh, I thought this was fun.
So, Sheila Jackson is a damn rap.
I think she's Georgia?
I'm not sure.
But she was talking about how dare you, this is 2-1.
How dare you talk about Antifa as a terrorist when they're anti-racist?
And you're like, wait a minute, wait a minute.
You're a government official and you're defending anarchists.
Something's not right there.
Either you're not a government official or they're not anti-government.
But anarchists and politicians are not supposed to be pals.
Attempts to equate white supremacy to anarchists, activists, and other groups who are opposed to white nationalism and other domestic terrorists ring as hollow today as they did following the alt-right protests in Charlottesville, Virginia.
No, there are not good people on both sides.
Ideologies that fuel domestic terrorism exist all along the political spectrum.
And in 2017, in Charlottesville, Virginia, during a Unite the Right rally, James Alex Fields drove his car into counter protesters, killing Heather Heyer and injuring 28 others.
Is this from like three years ago?
No.
Oh.
No, she's dwelling on Charlottesville.
So, okay, this is current.
They're still referencing that.
Okay.
That was evil and unacceptable.
And comments made today and other times since that point need to be put into perspective.
And with that, let's go with the video if we may, Madam Chair.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
I saw the same pictures as you did.
You had people in that group that were there to protest the taking down of, to them, a very, very important statue and the renaming of a park from Robert E. Lee to another name.
George Washington was a slave owner.
Was George Washington a slave owner?
So will George Washington now lose his status?
Are we going to take down?
Excuse me.
Are we going to take down?
Are we going to take down statues to George Washington?
How about Thomas Jefferson?
What do you think of Thomas Jefferson?
You like him?
I do.
Okay, good.
Are we going to take down the statue?
Because he was a major slave owner.
Now we're going to take down his statue.
So you know what?
It's fine.
You're changing history.
You're changing culture.
And you had people, and I'm not talking about the neo-Nazis and the white nationalists, because they should be condemned totally.
But you had many people in that group other than neo-Nazis and white nationalists, okay?
I want to see her response.
The press has treated them absolutely unfairly.
Now, in the other group also with the response in here, so the point is the previous president, the former President Trump called out neo-Nazis and white nationalists and said they should be condemned.
I think there's no one in this room that would disagree with that statement.
No, they don't show rest.
I saw another good diss where Brandon Stracha took down some chick who was talking about how the whole trope, same thing I got from George Wallace, same thing I got from Sherrod Small, same thing I got from, what's his name?
Beige Phillips, the Pope, Dante Nero.
Every time I get in my car, I have no idea if I'm coming home.
I might end up dead.
I've heard that from so many different black people, and it's so fucking ridiculous.
I don't know what you would call this Brandon Stracker takedown response.
It's like a police.
Police myth, I put in?
Brandon Stracha police violence.
It looks exactly like what we just saw.
That's why I brought it up.
In that same type of room there, right?
Yeah.
Brandon Stracha.
It's pretty recent.
Anyway.
It was pretty dope.
Brandon Stracha's the walk away guy.
That was a really effective movement, I would say.
I mean, at their rallies, there was no violence.
There was no problems.
They turned a lot of people from the left to the right.
It's better than our rallies.
You don't have it here?
Just look at Brandon Strek of police violence.
He just destroyed this woman.
No, that's not it.
Anyway, speaking of Trump, CPAC happened this weekend.
And the Golden Globes was last night, and I feel the same way about both things.
Can you imagine giving a flying fuck about the Golden Globes?
I don't even know what they are.
Is it a reward for good TV?
That's the Emmys.
The Oscars is movies.
What are the Golden Globes?
Movies on TV?
Who the fuck watches that?
Who are you, person out there, who watches such a thing?
And CPAC is just, for me, it's just infinite selfies.
But when you are lucky enough to get a pass, when you pay the whatever it is, thousand bucks to get a lanyard, you go there and there's all these booths.
And some of the booths are cool, Project Very Task you want to talk to.
But some of the booths are just like someone who makes a hammock that says MAGA on it.
Or a guy who made a big MAGA bear out of Pentops.
Okay?
Congratulations.
And then other things that you've never heard of, like a new Twitter or a new server or a new VPN.
All right.
Just a bunch of tables that are commercials.
And then you're getting policed around.
The only thing that's fun about it is seeing lefty journalists and fucking with them there, which James O'Keefe did a great thing, did a great job of.
I want to say, I don't want to take this to sound like I'm disparaging James O'Keefe, but CPAC is perfect for James.
He's at the zenith of his career right now.
He still has mainstream acceptance from the GOP.
He still has the bad boy thing, but not such a bad boy that he's not allowed to come into the building.
So he can go dance, party, meet chicks.
I think it's perfect for him.
And I don't mean that in a bad way.
Maybe for me, it would have been perfect for me when I first started appearing on Fox.
And I was still sort of palatable to the normie world, but still a bad boy, Ranner.
But otherwise, no, don't go.
Trump gave a speech that was pretty good.
Do I have Trump's speech?
Yeah, pretty good.
It's 2-0.
This is just one tiny clip.
I'm not into watching speeches unless they're made up.
Because you're just, it's bedtime.
It's like story time.
Someone's just reading a teleprompter where three or four good writers spent about a day crafting a good speech, and then he just reads it.
I mean, that's so boring to me.
It's all about the in-betweens.
It's like Christmas cards.
Like, I don't care.
But who knows?
Who knows?
I may even decide to beat them for a third time.
Okay.
To me, it's great at delivering them.
I love the pauses.
You can see a black man.
Multiracial white supremacy.
But one of the craziest parts of the whole thing was lefty saw the shape of the stage, and apparently this square with the little things pointing out is called Odin some shit.
What about three squares?
In the presidential debates, we have three podiums next to each other.
Is that also a Nazi symbol?
From the side, yes.
What's it called, though?
I always forget the name.
The Odol Rhone, often used in place of the swastika.
The Odol Rune, sorry, was used by Waffen-SS units during World War II, used by the National Socialist Movement.
So if you have that upside down and lying flat, and it's part of a stage, you are a Nazi.
I even saw people saying, lefty saying, look, we're not surprised that the GOP is using Nazi symbols on the stage.
The question is why they think they'll get away with it, and why are we so tolerant of it?
Wow.
You're really proud of your fucking theory.
Mark Dice posted a picture of the clouds.
He's like, these are the Nazi clouds outside of CPAC.
What do you see?
Nazi glasses.
Go to 1.6.
I think this is James O'Keefe having a gay old time.
Or someone.
Yeah, this is him harassing this guy that he had to make it.
This is a child, by the way.
Look at his eyes.
You know these reporters that are just tattletales and they try to catch your dad saying the N-word 30 years ago?
Or they look at the shape of your stage and say it's an old rune?
Those are usually early 20s reporters.
And you go, why are they so obsessed with finding Nazis on the right?
And you realize, it's because it's all they're capable of.
Like Will Sommer, Jared Holt, Andy Campbell, Christopher Matthias, anti-fash Gordon.
They're all at the top of their game.
Like when you say, why don't you do Watergate?
Why don't you investigate something real like child trafficking?
That's out of their league.
The reason they do this, this guy's a Nazi shit is because that's all they have.
So this moron had to say that James O'Keefe, you know, fabricates evidence and he had to retract it twice, two different parts of the same article.
So James harassed him.
This is the only reason to go to CPAC.
Hi, Bill Turton.
How are you doing?
Hey, James, how are you?
Oh, hey, Strongman.
James O'Keeffe, Project Veritas.
In one article, you've retracted two things.
30,000 people.
Like, you have like a head on a swivel stick.
Like, you're like a robot.
Like, you just have this sort of cognitive dissonance, do you?
James is doing my thing.
Yeah.
He's doing my...
Jared Holt is like a glass of water with three drops of milk in it.
And by all means, run with it.
Do we have an Alpaca with us guys?
Alpaca?
Do you realize that you can't drink coffee through a mask?
Who funds Bloomberg?
Do you ever do an investigation of Michael Bloomberg?
Sounds like someone that needs to be investigated.
Do you understand that when I do sue you and you're under oath, you'll be required to answer the questions?
Do you understand what it means to be deposed?
Do you understand that depositions are videotaped?
Are you going to plead this?
And then we had Jim Acosta getting accosted.
1-7.
That's another good reason to go, I'd say.
Because that's what these people do.
They thrive on anonymity.
They fuck with you and then run away.
Hey, Jim, I'm Dave Parkinson from the Centralists.
When are you guys going to start conducting an interview?
When are you guys going to start covering sexists with David Marcus?
He killed 10 dozens of people.
He's accused of sexist.
Well, then, excuse me.
You're not tall enough.
What are you going to start covering it, Jim?
What are you going to do?
I don't know you're not.
You're not.
Well, you're not.
Okay, we agree to disagree.
He's sabotaging people's lives.
By the way, so he's giving him shit for not reporting on Cuomo.
Cuomo's backed to two sexual harassment allegations.
The first woman said that he kissed her on the lips and he said we should play strip poker.
The second woman said he said you should get a tattoo on your ass.
That way people won't see it when you have a dress on.
I could parse through those and defend him because I don't think it's illegal to hit on a woman, but I'm not doing that because this guy made his bones fucking over people with cancel culture and bullshit exaggerations.
My friends are in prison because of him.
Max and John are in prison because he called them Nazis and it fucked up their appeal too.
So you're hoisted on your own retard, Cuomo.
No one's sitting here parsing through these allegations.
And the beauty of it is you encourage this incurious culture where you don't look stuff up.
So that's the culture you're living in now.
People hear 10,000 dead bodies in the nursing homes.
They hear two separate women saying he harassed me.
If the third one comes out, she could say he farted and didn't say excuse me, and he's a dead man.
Not that his reputation is salvageable.
They're putting a motion to impeach him now.
The New York Times is talking about what a fucking shit stain he is.
And his defense was a joke.
It's just a joke.
It's a fucking joke.
It's a joke.
I'm just kidding.
They needed the money.
It's not a joke.
Why wouldn't you play the Sopranos one?
Could you be stupider?
Please, it's a fucking joke.
There's a couple.
I was here.
It's a joke.
Remember that picture where he had square nipple rings?
An X of nipple rings?
I don't understand that.
I don't remember that.
Look up Cuomo nipple rings.
Oh, his nipple rings.
Yes, yes.
Cuomo nipple rings.
Well, what do you think I meant?
But the square part through me.
Oh, it's an X. Now, nipple rings, you don't have a lot of meat with a nipple, right?
It's the size of like a tiny little button.
So I get how you put a barbell through, and then you have One.
What the f?
But this, both of these are X's.
He said they were lavs, which doesn't make sense.
And by the way, you have a microphone in your face, you don't need a lav.
And you don't put lavs on your nipples.
But can you zoom in on those?
I'm locked.
Hello?
I'm lost.
They're definitely X's.
But I don't see how you have enough meat in your nipple to pierce anything twice.
No matter how thin it is.
You have two separate holes?
I mean, an ear could barely handle that.
Look up nipple piercings.
Double nipple piercings.
It's like a scalp.
Maybe it's crossbones.
That would be kind of cool.
I mean, I don't advocate it, but if you're a 20-year-old in a goth band.
Oh, like, zoom out.
Let me just make sure we're not seeing any not seeing anything.
Nipple rings.
Maybe criss-crossed nipple rings or X nipple.
Oh, wait a minute.
Go back.
Stop, stop, stop.
Okay.
Those swords have potential.
Let me see those.
Here we go.
That might explain something.
Maybe he's got the swords.
If you look in the reflection of that ball bearing right there, that's Cuomo.
Taking a picture of it.
I like these ones.
Okay, that's the closest explanation we've had so far.
Crisscross nipple ring.
I'm going to have to go not safe for work.
Moderate off.
What can I go off here?
Nothing.
X nipple rings, maybe?
Double.
I was going to think double rings.
Double nipple rings.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Double nipple rings.
By the way, if you have nipple rings in your Cuomo's age, you get pegged.
You have a dildo up your ass.
You're Ronnie Mund at that point.
All right, we're going to call a not safe.
This man's clearly a fucking pervert.
We're going to call a not safe for work here.
Okay, not safe for work.
Officially, not safe for work.
Oh, my God.
Question answered.
That's what he has.
Yeah, four bumps.
That seems like a lot of holes for a nipple.
I guess you go under the original one.
Yikes lady, you've just massacred yourself.
Not that one nipple piercing is attractive, but that level of piercing.
Then you got this.
No, that's not what he has.
That one's dead.
That's fucking gross.
Look.
Do you think he does the thing where he hangs?
It's actually very relieving.
It's kind of meditative.
What is this?
He just had a girlfriend for 19 years.
Maybe she's the kinky one.
Yeah, that would make sense.
He's the kinky one.
No, she's the kinky one.
And then he started cheating on her and she dumped him.
And he was left with these nipple rings.
That's a rude little bitch.
Oh, my God.
She probably tossed his salad.
The stuff those two would get up to?
Ugh.
Revolting.
Even if you were looking at porn and that was one of the thumbnails that came up, you went, oh my God, that guy's fucking 60 years old.
Today, a thing's going around where he's telling some beautiful young brunette to eat the whole sausage, which sounds like, he's just a funny guy.
He's kidding.
God, I wish she would come forward.
All it takes is three.
And that's what the post said.
The post was saying.
But this much seems clear.
One more credible accuser, and it may not even take that.
And this pot of soup will be done.
I don't eat the whole sandwich.
I can't double sandwich.
Look at that.
Look at that girl looking at him.
She's his previous love interest, and she sees herself getting pushed aside for someone new.
Look at me.
I'm eating it.
Don't dump me.
I have daddy issues.
Freaking creep.
Fuck, I hate him.
All right, are we done?
Thank you.
Let's have a palate cleanser.
Show me some of those.
I got some new shoes.
I received some new shoes over the weekend.
We had an unboxing, but before we do that, I'd like to show you some context.
Have you got some Asians looking at shoes?
Pro.
Because it's a subculture I was not familiar with until you introduced it to me.
Myself had to go down half a size to compensate for the extremely long fit, but by doing so, the width became extremely narrow and a little uncomfortable.
So I actually had to loosen up the laces to allow my foot to breathe a little.
But by doing that, the support...
So there's one.
That's not my favorite.
My favorite one is this one.
I want to smash to subscribe.
Oh, bro, they smash and dash.
Moving on to the materials.
The front half portion of the shoe consists of truly fly knit.
It's free-range fly knit with very minimal backing behind it, but it's still supportive and lightweight.
Awesome, awesome, awesome.
You know, it's lightweight, flexible.
It doesn't have that TP wire like the Kobe 11 has, which I thought like super stiff, you know, kind of restrictive.
What are they doing?
What are their accents, though?
I thought they were from China.
Maybe.
Dude, for our brand new KDs, I just got these.
Got these?
You say you're so good.
Why don't you put your game where your mouth is?
So what do you want to put online then?
And I'm going to put these KDs up.
What are you going to put up?
Alright, if you win, I'll give you whatever I got in my backpack.
Whatever kicks I got in here.
And I'll throw in this Superfly Limited Edition USA Super Day.
Limited edition.
They don't look that limited to me, but hey, what have you got some crazy?
You know what I think we might be hearing here?
They are so insular in their Chinese community in LA that they pick up their mother's shitty English.
So they are native-born speakers.
I bet they speak shitty Chinese.
But they also speak shitty English because they've picked up her accent.
Bro.
But I don't hear a smash to subscribe.
They're trying to be black, so they're not Asian.
The Asian ones, they usually don't try to sound as black.
So it's not as fun.
They're just like, I'm asking you from six reviews and a husband about two.
You know, most of these Asians think you might be racist because these are all normal Americans with Asian features.
I spit it off the top off the back.
We're born here.
So, if you live in Toronto, you know that there's one type of Asian, it's the hype beast Asian, and they wear everything that is hype and anything that is hype.
This guy happens to be American also.
There's three like actual Asian guys, and I forgot their names, but they'll do reviews.
Oh, here's another one.
Yeah, there's an abundance of Asians and sneakers, so I bought these at Round 2 in New York City.
It's a very famous sneaker shop, and I went there with my father on Black Friday, and they had a 20-30% off all used shoes.
And my dad also really likes jordan ones.
Okay, so he falls into the other category: there's Asians that just care about the craft that are like, oh, these are very well made.
Like, they take all the fun and passion out of loving sneakers.
They're not like, yo, this shit is dope.
They're just like, yeah, this is good quality leather.
The leather.
I like how you think there can be fun and passion in loving sneakers.
Well, there is.
Well, I'm not saying that there is, but they have fun.
They have passion.
You know what I mean?
Like, like, yo, these is dope.
And the leather right here, that's hot.
All right.
So you're unable to provide a person with an Asian accent?
The internet will have it.
I just clicked on two.
So, I mean, those are the ones that have the most views, probably because they speak English and they don't have a shitty accent.
You cannot find as a Smash to Subscribe.
I think I asked you to dig that up before the show.
Yeah, I found my favorite one where it's the two guys like, yo, if you don't like Smash to Scott, subscribe.
No one is Smash to Subscribe.
What do you mean, like saying Smash to Subscribe?
I mean having a Chinese accent, dude.
Oh, let's see.
I mean, I typed in Asian sneaker view.
That's not going to come up.
Yeah, but don't tell me why you failed at your job.
No, well, I found my favorite.
Okay, here you go.
My second channel for this video.
As you can see, my thumbnail thumbnail.
What was your shoe collection?
I'm sneaker collection shoes.
You don't even know what that's English.
Before we start this video, make sure to give us a like, comment, subscribe.
Shit, this is the deal started, man.
The first shoe we got.
Like, comment, subscribe.
I got this for free actually from Face Relic for my giveaway.
What is insane?
Fire on feet.
They're not taking away from the passion.
No, no, no.
See, there's two camps.
They're not in the robotic camp.
They're in the fake black camp.
Like, it's simple, but like, you can rock with anything, bro.
Bro, this shoes.
This shoe is like a must, bro.
Next shoes, we'll have the Nike Vapor Max.
This is exactly who I'm going for when I do that.
Because I got the first generation, but you popped, so they give me the second generation.
If you popped you vapor max, you can return a receiver and get a new one, I think.
So very, very pushy.
And then these city socks.
This is a...
I forgot what is it, bro.
I think it's Summer Riot or some shit.
But yo, this is City Socks, bro.
Like, yo, this one, this shoes, I say it's fire to rock with, but like, it gets dirty.
It's fire to rock with, but it gets dirty.
Imagine them seeing a pair of tits in person.
Well, let's do our first unboxing then.
This is pre-taped, folks.
And we're going to show you my new turduckens.
Hi, folks.
Welcome to our first unboxing video.
Hand me the package.
This is what I spend my money on.
You guys work hard with your money.
You donate it to our site in exchange for entertainment, and we spend it on shoes because we're gay.
And this is a very rare sneaker I saw in a Instagram ad from Goat.
Oh, I already scarred the box.
That's a bad sign.
And I texted Ryan and I said, get me these.
Because I thought rather than Goat who advertised them for me, which I guess you should do to support the market, I thought he's a sneaker pimp.
Would you call yourself a sneaker pimp?
Yeah, I try to sneak a pimp as much as possible, like get hot new drops, sell for like total big price.
So you can smash the subscribe if you want to see more of this.
So this shoe is Nike SB, a dunk, I believe.
Yep, SB Dunk, HyPro QS.
And it is based on the turducken.
That's a chicken and a turkey and a duck.
So I think you take the chicken and the duck and de-boned and you ram them into a turkey.
Deboned.
I told my vegan friend about this and she said it's very bad energy.
And turducken is actually popular all over the world.
Not the world, but the Western world.
They have them in Germany.
They replace the duck with a goose or something like that.
But you just end up with this sort of triple whammy of bird flavors and it's delicious.
So I saw they had made it into a shoe and I thought I must have that shoe.
And it costs $332.
What's your most expensive shoe?
Like $222 or something like that.
And what shoe was that?
Probably Yeezy and also Space Jam.
The Space Jam, same price, $220.
Didn't you get a shoe as an investment and you thought, I'm going to put these away and I'll sell it later at Yeezy.
And then you put it on like that afternoon and ruined it?
No, no, no.
Well, the prices were, it wasn't selling for much because they really inflated the market.
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That's pretty cool.
It looks way cooler in person.
Oh, yeah.
You know what's cool?
The tongue has that texture of like a fly's body.
Maybe you can zoom in on these.
The tongue and the swoosh.
Oh, it's supposed to have a little piece of paper that has a duck on it.
I saw some other unboxing video.
This is your Zoom.
That's my Zoom.
So what we have here is little fuzzy hairs.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you see that?
That's meant to be like the duck's feather kind of things.
And then I guess the sort of translucent, not translucent, but sort of reflective tongue and swoosh represent, I keep hearing this Asian guy in my ear.
Like a turkey.
Like a turkey.
It's really dope, you know.
I can't do that accent.
Maybe you could narrate, Brian.
Okay, so right now we're trying to undo factory setting knot, okay?
This is the knot that come with to try to make sure like it's stable.
You know what I mean?
Like it won't.
Take these back if they don't fit?
Yeah, take back.
I think they do a take back.
You have a multicolored outsole?
Yeah, that's also duck-based.
That's cool.
My friends at the Duck Inn are going to be very impressed with this.
Oh my gosh.
They sure are.
And what's that lining look like?
Like a tree?
So the whining has, it's a tree and it's a duck.
In Asian culture, very positive imagery.
What's the year now?
Good luck, duck.
What year is it?
Is it the year of the duck?
Year of the bull.
I think the year of the bull.
I think it's a...
Someone told me it's a robot.
I think it's an ox.
No, but like, there's the year of the monkey, the year of the bull, and everything.
But I think this year they're made of steel.
See why?
My youngest boy is here making funny faces.
No, I think it's like a robotic.
Look up what year it is in China.
Oh, the.
Now, if these don't fit, I'm going to be very bombed.
My computer just blasted off.
Nikes fit very...
Nikes fit very snug.
Look how good that looks.
What happened to this computer?
See the reflections?
This bad boy just crashed.
Oh, size.
So we're still recording, but no computer.
So we're still recording, but you can't see it.
But this is still working?
Yeah, it still works.
Just no computer.
I can't show you computer.
So.
That's pretty fire.
Because they're not that loud.
You know what I mean?
Like, they have character to them, but they're not like, you know, look at me.
I'm a teenager.
I'm a 60-year-old man.
I can't afford to be walking around with, you know, super crazy kicks.
True, true.
Right now, you know, best advice, you hold on to that.
Keep them shelf in box, fresh in box until springtime.
You don't want to get, you know.
Slush on them?
Slush, no slush.
I'm not that kind of a guy.
I don't care about.
Well, same here, but like, you know.
So let me show you them with a pant, because that's an important part of any shoes.
Did you think about what happens if that table breaks?
That's occurred to me.
That would change our whole weekend.
We have to go get a table.
Build it.
Yeah, that's fire.
And so the medial side is different from the outside, too.
The lateral.
The medial side, which is the inside of shoe, the swoosh.
Yeah, and then the lateral side is outside.
That's a different color.
Swoosh.
So you got a blue, and then the inside you have like a green.
But they change color when you look at them.
So how do you know what a color is?
Oh, that's tight.
You're right.
Yeah.
So the remedial, what do you call it?
I think it's a lateral and medial side.
So the lateral side is multicolored because it changes, right?
But it's also predominantly blue.
Daba Di, Daba Dai.
And then this is predominantly green.
I could go with this.
50-year-old?
No.
Oh, with a different color laces?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, these are Air Jordans, right?
Sure are.
Well, they're dunks, but they're based on the Jordans.
Right.
Slightly different.
Slightly different.
So I don't think a grown, an 80, I mean, a 50-year-old man already spending this much money on shoes is insane.
But I got to be as subtle as possible.
But I think these are pretty reasonable for a grown man.
Yeah.
What do you think?
That is just enough pop.
Maybe it's a little too much pop for old pops.
Anyway, that was our first and possibly our last Get Off My Lawn unboxing.
You know, I've been wearing them ever since I got them on Saturday.
Not now, but I find them kind of narrow.
Oh, no.
You got to break them in, that's all.
It's like sucking.
You got to loosen the laces.
You can lose laces.
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We've been jumping all over the place.
We have a few unturned stones.
Cuomo pulled me away from CPAC because they were harassing Jim Acosta for not covering Cuomo.
By the way, you know you're fucked as a liberal when the New York Times is saying you're fucked.
And the New York Times has been all over Cuomo.
But just to get back there, Nick Fuentes is another person that makes CPAC worth it with AFPAC.
AFPAC!
Gilbert Godfrey was fired from AFPAC for making an unfortunate joke about Japanese hurricanes.
But I saw this on Reddit cringe.
You know how I say you can look at something and they can look at something and they see the opposite?
I want to kind of get away from us and them in a sense.
Left and right Is a bit of a myth.
It's really duped and not duped.
That's who we're up against here.
It's woke as a joke and actually literally awake.
That's who we're up against.
But I think the elites like to make it black, white, right, left.
And here's my new theory I was thinking about this weekend.
And I didn't steal this from my friend Brian.
They keep this, they keep us separate.
They see how much they can control us.
COVID has been a great lesson in control.
And then we have the Roaring 20s.
You have to rebound from pandemics.
We always do.
Spanish flu, influenza, the bubonic plague.
We always bounce back from a major medical catastrophe like this.
So the stores open up again.
We have the roaring 20s.
The roaring 20s was like 10 years.
Then we had the depression.
Things are sped up now.
So let's say the roaring 20s are three years.
2021, 22, 23.
Around 2024, whoomph.
All this printing money hits us.
The real estate market crashes.
Cities become zoos.
Fucking escape from New York.
And we have the Depression.
How do you get out of a Depression?
A war.
Who are we going to go to war with?
China.
We will win, but we'll also lose in many ways.
They are a worthy adversary.
Their Navy sucks.
Their military sucks, but they have a lot more cyber weapons than we do.
So it'll be a hell of a kerfuffle.
And then we'll slowly rebuild again, just like after World War II.
So we're headed to some crazy times.
And the best way you can survive is to not have your blinders on.
I know I do a lot of us and them, and we're getting divorced, but to just say blacks are separating from whites and liberals are separating from conservatives is to oversimplify.
It's the easy targets, the ones that are easily duped, who put their children in basements for COVID.
We'll get to that in a second.
And then there's the people that are dubious, that don't hate the word conspiracy theory.
And you'll find a smattering of those on the left.
A smattering.
Anyway, Nick Fuentes.
I think America's first is the most exciting part of the right today.
That's not what I wanted to show, though.
What are you showing there?
I'm talking about 1-8.
Nick Fuentez.
There'd be no Nick Fuentes without Gavin McInnis, though.
I'm sure he'll admit that himself, especially when he calls CPAC gay.
That's me.
And I'm very proud of my prodigy.
They won't even let them in the building without a mask.
I saw someone comment and they go, this isn't a strip club, Nick.
That's the joke, retard.
You should put a dollar between the masks.
I'm sorry.
That was a great joke, old man.
Way to explain my joke back to me.
It's not the thing that you make fun of, saying that it is the thing.
Funny boomer.
Perfect.
Perfect.
What do you say?
The cops.
And then he quickly runs away.
Skip back sucks.
It's gay.
Ow, ow, ow.
Ow.
Nick Fwent has just hurt me.
You have hurt me today.
Hurt me today.
Everybody give it a hand.
Channeling Trump a little bit.
Ass clap.
See, that's fun.
And the establishment right is so stupid to turn their backs on these kids because that's the future of the right.
It's the dissident right.
AFPAC was more fun, and they had a nicer spread.
There was food at AFPAC.
It was a better vibe.
It was more diverse than CPAC.
There was more blacks and Jews at AFPAC than there was at CPAC.
The fucking speeches.
Michelle Melkin's speech, Scott Greer's speech.
Every speech was great.
Every speech was great.
All the speeches were really good.
CPAC is just embarrassing.
Yeah.
It's kind of got like a...
I don't know.
Never mind.
Okay.
Let's look briefly to High Right Wheel.
High White Wheel that we can smash.
This is Red Elephant's Dude.
Vladimir Putin.
What is this Red Elephant?
Do we hold the Master Race?
Is this...
Oh, it's mocking white supremacists.
So we're supposed to think this is terrible.
I'm going to get an applause.
Vladimir Putin was even more willing to stand for Trump supporters than Lindsey Graham and the rest of the GOP.
The Russian foreign ministry recently called on the United States to respect the basic human rights of Trump supporters and that it was concerning the amount of persecution conservatives were experiencing under the American regime.
John Miller, when did he that's interesting, right?
Sort of.
Okay.
Is he still with Blaze?
I don't know.
What is a black person's role in the America First movement?
Well, if you want to be real about it, we're not a multi-ethnic country.
We're not.
Maybe biracial at best, but they are importing literally hundreds of thousands of people in here to destroy this country and what it stands for and what it means.
So this has been edited to make America first look bad.
And it's like John stuttered a little bit at the beginning of his point, but made a great point.
Like, this is supposed to be a shit show.
At least blacks have, you know, great cultural contributions.
I mean, you know, music, entertainment.
I mean, when's the last time you listened to a mariachi band?
Good evening, America Foresters.
Mommy is home.
That sounds like a much bigger crowd than last year.
Yeah, and the production's off the wall, y'all.
It's totally popping right now.
It's fire.
Yeah.
Oh, the backdrop's total fire.
I like the lighting.
Audio is fucking dope.
I don't know what AFPAC stands for, but I bet the F stand for fire.
America Fire Political Action Committee.
Looks like y'all cleaned up nice.
Looks like you're too legit to quit.
NBC News, yeah, we're talking about you.
Go ahead.
Tweet.
Go lurk on our Telegrams.
This is Times 2.
They sped it up.
So that's cheating.
Right?
And not that one sniveling soyboy at the Bailey Dodge?
That guy?
No, no.
Nor are their feckless counterparts at Yes and TBUSA.
None of them can hold us at bay.
America first is inevitable.
She sounds so sped up when she's sped up.
I don't know if they're going to be able to get it.
Her voice is so squeaky when you hit fast forward.
This organization and more than tripling it next year and doing that year after year after year and sweeping this country and starting chapters on the campuses where you haven't already started chapters and bring more and more people into this movement.
We can restore this country and we can do it with our babies and is this supposed to be cringe?
What the fuck did I say about the American divorce?
What was wrong with that?
That he has a word babies?
This is the new America they want.
This is not the America of our fathers and our forefathers.
We have here today many people who have first-hand knowledge of what I'm talking about, including Laura Loomer, who has been relegated to a third-class citizenship and unpersoned.
She is our canary in the coal mine.
We have a climate crisis.
That's enough.
But it's enough.
Also, with the Golden Globes, still don't know what they are.
Jason Sudecas was clearly stoned out of his mind.
I knew a girl that was dating him when she did makeup for SNL.
And she goes, I'm dating Jason Sudecas.
Oh, that's a catch.
And then I updated it later.
I go, so what's going on with Jason?
And she goes, oh, I dumped him.
Oh, why?
I don't know.
He's not ready for a relationship.
So, oh, you mean he was fucking tons of chicks and you were just one of them.
And you made it into a dating scenario.
And then you realized it's not going anywhere.
So you gave up.
That's what happened.
The guy was drowning in pussy and you were a drop in the commotion.
Commotion.
Very difficult.
Come ocean.
Hey, how are you?
I'm good.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
You too, Bro.
Hold on a second.
This bothers me that there is a non-native speaker on a big event thing.
Sure, he's wearing a sweatshirt.
That's disrespectful, I guess.
Not that he should respect the Golden Globes, but can we not...
This is like when I was at Disneyland and they had the Hall of Presidents, and the woman who was waving us in to see the animatronic presidents was like, okay, everyone, you're ready to see the president.
Come in here now.
We're sitting in Fred Rose and Dorothy Bay.
The president are your nice people.
Can you name some presidents?
Woman who's running the Hall of Presidents?
John of Kefferson.
Who's John of Kennerson?
John of Kennerson?
There was George Jefferson.
You mean George Washington and Thomas Jefferson?
George Jefferson run a laundromat on the Archie Bunker show and the head and offshoot show of his own where he's moving on up to a D-Lux apartment in the sky.
Yeah, the fish doesn't fry on the grill.
Mimi Beardsley?
I gotta look that up.
I don't know.
Fish does fry on the grill, by the way.
Yeah, just fine.
I don't know what they're talking about.
You were not expecting to win.
Weren't you surprised?
Well, I mean, I knew I was one out of five, so I was, you know.
But yeah.
Yeah, of course.
He's either stoned or just killed his wife and hasn't told the world yet.
Or he's getting a blowjob while high in his dead wife.
Or they're all true.
I don't.
He's getting a blowjob from her dead head.
It's called dead head.
And he's a song.
Yeah, some people like the Grateful Dead.
Some people like being blown by cadavers.
Yes.
And you showed up in a basketball shirt there.
Was it that the Lake's?
Why not Richmond?
Hey, lady, welcome to America.
A sweatshirt is not a basketball shirt.
What the fuck does that even mean?
Are more people, are basketball players more likely to wear a hoodie than, say, football players or baseball players?
How is that a basketball shirt?
He's like, well, I'm wearing this shirt, but your voice is wearing a sombrero.
English lady.
Laker shorts.
But, well, you know, because Apple and Warner Brothers and NBC haven't figured out a way to get merchandise to people yet.
So, you know, ask them.
See, you can tell by the people laughing that there's been some pot going around.
Yeah.
I kind of like it.
Sure.
Because you're kind of like, fuck this.
Like, this is the level.
Well, I'm of two minds.
Like, on the one hand, I'm going, fuck this.
On the other hand, I'm mad that the non-English speaker is there.
But I guess it's the motive.
Jason Sudeka's motive here is fuck this shit.
And then the speakers, obviously, it's someone else's motive saying, we're going to show diversity and we're going to have someone who doesn't understand American culture ask an American about his culture.
A better fan of football?
Are you more interested in football?
Given that you have trained a football team?
What is a positive thing?
Because in England, we call it football.
Here you call it soccer.
Oh, my God.
My little boy's calling it football now and calling American football American football.
So, you know, I got to ride that horse in the direction it's facing.
And currently, he's the horse, even though he's six and a half.
No, I love that.
This is like the calling shows we have.
Did this air on fucking TV?
This was part of the Golden Globes.
This is great.
People win best actor in a television series, musical or comedy.
I like how every institution that had respect at some point is just crumbling.
Like Oreos, Mr. Potato Head, like national institutions in the Golden Globes right there.
Yeah, woke, go broke.
Or your son got into it because you played that trainer?
Six minutes, huh?
Well, what's lucky for us in the States is that I think a lot of kids play it at an early age, but then with the success of the female, the women's team, you know, over the last 12 years, soccer has gotten bigger and bigger in the States.
And then with having Americans show up in the league, like Christian Ballistic and whatnot, it's becoming a bigger and bigger sport.
And much like any of our successes and foibles in America, we're a young nation and we're finally catching up with the rest of the world.
He is high.
What?
What?
He's like so FCA.
So the fact that soccer isn't big here is yet another American foible.
Right.
The metric system.
And we're slowly catching up to the rest of the world because baseball and football and fucking, what else do we play here?
Hockey.
Hockey, yeah.
They're not as great as kicking a fucking ball around like a bunch of cavemen.
Even bowling, we kick ass at.
People love bowling.
Nasty nasty.
We're catching up.
We're catching up to the rest of the world as backwards hicks here in America.
We drive on the right side of the road.
Sorry about that.
The metric system.
I also didn't know much about football or soccer.
Did you bother to learn about soccer in England or you just played him?
You didn't need to learn in order to play somebody who doesn't know?
I'm smart enough to be around people smarter than me.
So, you know, it was by no, by no, no, wasn't a burden at all.
I'm dumb enough to have that not be enough.
It's a joy to get to learn that game.
I'm bummed that the second season we haven't had the opportunity to go see as many matches in person nor watch them in pubs, but we've found our way around it.
So I guess he's in some show where he teaches soccer in Britain.
Anyway, worry about soccer.
But here was, this was, I thought, pretty cool.
This is the liberal episode of Get Off My Lawn.
They had a commercial with women lactating.
Now, I've got young kids.
My eldest is 14.
If I'm watching a commercial, I don't want to see sex.
I don't want to see Cox or SNM.
I don't want to see, oh, there we go, Cuomo's in trouble for the whole sausage.
I don't want to see that kind of shit.
But breastfeeding is not sexual at all, obviously.
True.
So I like seeing women breastfeed.
And if my kids are in the room, great.
You were breastfed, kids.
This is what it's like.
All right, girls.
Whoa, whoa.
You've got this.
Latch.
And latch better.
And oh God, unlatch, unlatch.
And raw.
And how does anyone ever drink enough water?
Is it too early to call a lactation consultant?
And he's still crying.
And do I love my baby?
And am I a bad mom if I stop now?
Yes.
I'm going to go a year.
3 a.m.
And 4.06 a.m.
And 4.43 a.m.
And I'm so tired.
And clog.
And work out the clog with my what?
And pluster feeding.
And so much milk.
Cool.
It's talking to me.
I didn't know any of this.
Said cabbage.
And not enough milk.
And what even is enough milk?
And I just want to feed my baby and flatten the nipple.
And will these ever go back?
And I love his smell.
And wrinkled toes.
And...
Fuck.
What a great ad.
Yeah, I like it.
I mean, it really came out the gates.
I mean, but you're just not used to seeing it.
Is that the New York Post digitizing it?
Yeah, probably, right?
I don't know if that aired uncensored.
No, probably not.
We'll aired.
We sure will.
Okay, so speaking of hopping all over the place, I'm just covering things, as usual with Mondays, we always have more than we can report.
So I'm reporting on things that we can't report on tomorrow.
Like Steven Crowder, he was temporarily banned from Twitter for lying about the election.
And his lie, his misleading information was he claimed that people were voting from addresses that don't exist.
And the only thing he had to prove that was that the address doesn't exist.
But that's, you're not allowed to say that.
That's a hate fact.
So he goes, wait a minute, I didn't just Make something up.
I went to the address.
It's not there.
So apparently today he has yet another neutron bomb to drop that's much bigger than simply votes coming from addresses that don't exist.
And he concedes in his scoops that this could be a clerical error.
He's leaving that open.
So there's nothing wrong with what he's saying.
But when he says it could be a clerical error, he's saying, well, that has to be corrected also.
Did you know what today's scoop was?
No.
I heard some of it.
So they went to go see these addresses where they were.
Some of them were like the median on a highway or a parking lot or an empty lot and just didn't exist, you know?
And then they looked through the voter registry rolls and they changed the address.
Somebody had changed it from the one that didn't exist to a place that does exist, but the person who voted didn't live there.
So it's still a person who didn't vote there at the address, but they actually moved those faulty spots that they uncovered to a different location.
Somebody moved it to try to cover it up.
I mean move it.
Like they moved it.
They changed the address.
Like let's say one of the voters was address was like a median or like a parking lot.
One of them was under a bridge.
They changed that after Crowder released that and came up with that episode.
The registration 31 Pillarmore Lane.
Yeah.
And it used to say under a bridge.
Yeah.
So then he goes to 31 Pillamore Lane and they go, I don't know what you're talking about.
And it's still not the person who voted there.
Yeah.
It's pretty Bonanski's.
And it's considered, just like at the beginning of the show, I said it's controversial to say Merry Christmas, Men Are Not Women, and Mr. Potato Head.
It's now a controversial right-wing conspiracy theory to say, I have trouble with this election.
I don't think it was legitimate.
That's terrorist talk.
In fact, they're investigating Alex Jones, Ali Alexander, and Roger Stone for such terrorism because that lie that there may have been problems with the election led to the storming of the Capitol.
So it's your fault.
Actually, that's one of the articles I have here.
Yeah.
No, not 4-5.
Oh, yeah.
Check 4-8.
Ah, shit.
No.
I pasted it wrong, but they said of Roger Stone and Alex Jones, they said, we are investigating potential ties between those physically involved in the attack on the Capitol and individuals who may have influenced them, such as Roger Stone, Alex Jones, and Stop the Steel organizer Ali Alexander,
said a U.S. official who, like the others interviewed to the report, spoke on the condition of anonymity.
So now, if you inspired those people with your words, then you're responsible.
In other words, free speech does not exist in America.
And Roger Stone never said, none of them ever said storm the Capitol.
They just said this is fucked up.
And that made people mad and their anger did something bad.
Therefore, it's your fault.
Are you aware of how scary that is?
All right, let's jump to Biden.
I want to change that intro.
You know the song My Pet Monster?
My Pet Monster?
That's probably before your time.
I don't remember that now.
It was a big show in the 80s.
And I'm just watching, like, go to intro or something.
Escape from Monsterland, episode 8.
I think it was played by a midget.
He's big and blue and scary.
But a friendly monster too.
Okay, anyway, I want that.
I want to do a new Biden thing because the weekend at Bernie's isn't as fun as, my pet Biden.
He's a monster of a president.
My pet Biden.
Wait, what?
That doesn't rhyme.
Oh, that could be the intro right there.
Wait, that doesn't rhyme.
And then we have my pet monster stuff because he's not dead.
He's a pet.
He's my silly little pet.
Like, say I had a pet stork.
And he would probably get it.
He'd probably come into the living room with like my wife's panties accidentally on his head.
And everyone would go, oh, Calvin.
That's what would be his name, my stork.
Calvin.
And that's how I feel about Biden now.
He's my silly pet.
There's the song, I'm Your Puppet, too.
That could be a good one.
No, thank you.
I'm your puppet.
No, thank you.
So let's start with 2-9.
Where he asks, this happened over the weekend.
He asks America, what he's doing here.
Now, just like with Cuomo, I could play devil's advocate and try to find an outfrim.
And for this, it could be, what am I doing, comma, here?
Like I'm getting confused within the moment.
But if Trump ever said, what am I doing here on a podium?
Holy shit, would he be eviscerated?
Getting on a plane, he told me last, he came in to see me last event.
And representatives Shirley Jackson, Lee, Al Green, Sylvia Garcia, Lizzie Pinelli, excuse me, Pinell, and what am I doing here?
I'm going to lose track here.
And Mayor Turner, Judge.
What am I doing here?
Here's another example of him.
3-0.
Look at him wander around.
Wait, what's that?
3-0.
Oh, shit.
Look at him wander.
That sucks.
He's lost.
That's Gavin doing a bad job.
See if you can find it.
No, not in the notes.
He's done a talk.
I think it's that same thing we Just saw actually, where he goes, What am I doing here?
Then he wanders off, and then he realizes he forgot his mask.
So he wanders back and he grabs it, and you're watching him walk around, and you're just like, You're fucking pathetic, dude.
You're my silly pet.
Like, I now think it's cute.
I used to think it was unethical to have a senile old man running the country.
Now I think it's cute.
That's one of them.
Is that it?
This is, I think, an older one.
Yeah, that's an older one.
Let me get my fucking shit here.
Should I take this?
Where do I go?
Am I doing this?
Does anyone want this?
Am I alone?
Okay.
Should I take it here?
Wait, where's my mask?
Anyway, he's getting so bad now.
I want to know how much this Syrian attack was sanctioned.
I have a feeling he just sort of pushed a button because I saw that picture of Kamala Harris staring at him like, what the fuck have you done?
And I don't think the left is happy with him.
They're trying to justify it.
Did you see that meme?
The missile?
This took us a while to find.
This is some of the best Photoshop I've ever seen.
Look how good that is.
The way the trans flag is kind of beaten up a little bit.
The colors are kind of chipped and dirty.
I had to look at that for a long time to determine that it was fake, but it is.
But anyway, that's a jokey meme that's become reality.
And the reality is, we'll never bomb Syria.
We're not evil like Trump.
What Trump did when he bombed Syria was illegal.
They were really mad about that.
And then he just fucking did it.
And the last takeaway is, well, at least he's not selling mean tweets, sending mean tweets.
Look at 3-1.
I thought this was great.
This is some irrelevant tranny, though.
Joe Biden might bring unity by bombing the shit out of them, predicts Eric July, back in early February or the end of January.
And then some tranny goes, imagine being dumb enough to believe Joe Biden is literally going to bomb the Middle East.
You all Trumpers are lunatics.
Which reminds me of Jen Sackey back when Trump did it.
She said, I think this is a picture I sent you.
I think this is illegal.
I don't think you're allowed to bomb Syria.
Fuck, you're slow, dude.
What is the legal authority for strikes?
Assad is a brutal dictator, yes.
But Syria is a sovereign country, says his press secretary.
And then Biden himself, 3-2, also said, no, don't do it.
It's wrong.
3-2.
This shirt's a little big for this jacket, isn't it?
Trump's erratic, when it was this?
2019, June 22nd.
Trump's erratic impulsive actions are the last thing we need as commander-in-chief.
No president should order a military strike without fully understanding the consequences.
How about a president who doesn't fully understand anything at all, except maybe nap time and snack time, because he's my little pet?
We don't need another war in the Middle East, but Trump's actions toward Iran only make that more likely.
Do you have the bomb?
Show them the bombing cartoon there at the bottom.
No, no, it's at the bottom of the notes in picture form.
Yeah, there we go.
That's where we're at.
Biden made it very clear he's pro-Black Lives Matter, pro-LGBT, pro-diversity, and then he hopped on a fucking drone and started bombing kids.
That meme is real.
The first meme with the great Photoshop is real.
And it's so fun seeing the left deal with this.
Like our favorite, Amy Siskind, she loves it.
Trust the plan, she says.
Check out 3-3.
Trust the plan.
The left has gone full QAnon.
They think that Nazi symbols are hidden in the stage.
And so different having military action under Biden.
No middle school level threats on Twitter.
Trust Biden and his team's competence.
At least he's not offensive.
And then David French, who's one of the worst people alive, I fucking hate this guy.
Did the same thing.
If Trump strikes Syria without congressional approval, his Syrian policy will be both imprudent and with lower case slashes, dashes, what the fuck is that?
And unconstitutional.
Remember when everyone thought David French was going to run for president?
That fucking neocon never Trumper piece of shit?
Okay, so bombing Syria is bad.
Next picture?
Good.
Targeting our troops should carry a consequence.
I'm anyone's dog for a bone.
And who else was doing this?
What was this?
3-5?
Yeah, this is more David French.
Click on that.
Oh, yeah, so click on the first picture.
What are you doing?
Go back.
That picture.
Yeah.
I freely admit that I'm out of step with a portion of the base that apparently believes it should have the right to spew hate and lies on private platforms they did not build and do not own.
I'm completely untroubled by that fact.
Okay, so there is David French on the record saying he's pro-censorship.
It's a private company.
Fuck you.
Then we find out that they just removed a trans book when Harry became Sally.
A private company did.
And David French's reaction is, I hope this is a mistake, Amazon.
If not, then it's absurd and unacceptable.
In other words, these people do not have the courage of their convictions.
They're total fucking frauds.
And they're willing to let my pet Biden run a country, which is dangerous, especially dangerous for Syrians, but it could be dangerous to us.
So what do they do?
They take away the nuclear codes.
3.6 He fucking the left, not just the right, Democrats asked Biden to cede authority on nuclear launches.
So they're well aware that he's a senile old fool, that he's a silly pet.
But they don't fucking care.
As long as we don't get bombed, let's just have him.
I remember seeing, there was a popular bumper sticker for a while, and it was a coffee mug, and it said for president, and then in brackets, anyone better than Trump.
That's where they're at.
They invited a senile pet.
They invited an emu to run the presidency.
The media is not an authority.
And the older I get, the more I realize that these fucking losers, this is 3-7, are the same kids in high school.
So NBC News, you think, ooh, NBC, it's been around for decades.
It's a stalwart of American media.
The guys who work there must be really smart.
And they must have suits on and white hair and $500 Mont Blanc pens that they sign important documents with.
No, they're the same fucking losers from your junior high class.
And affirmative action has brought in a bunch of stupid young babysitters to carry the torch.
So, back when Trump decides to drain the swamp, President Trump is conducting a purge of the intelligence community.
The ranking Democrat on the Senate Intelligence Committee says in a letter obtained by NBC News that echoes concerns raised by his House counterpart.
Purging.
Sounds like genocide, right?
What about when Biden drains the swamp?
What's NBC News' take?
Former President Trump embedded dozens of his own political appointees in career government positions and appointed other loyalists to influential boards and groups.
Now, the Biden administration is trying to rid the broader federal bureaucracy of Trump loyalists.
The media is a PR firm for the DNC, and nowhere is this more obvious than in their fact-checking.
The Washington Post fact-checker, Glenn Kessler, stepped in it again.
He steps in it so much that his nickname should just be shit boots because it looks like he's wearing brown ski boots.
Trump complaining about kids not back in schools yet.
Who was president a month ago?
This was sent a couple days ago.
So a couple days ago, a month earlier was early January.
In other words, Biden was president.
You fucking loser fact checker.
Look at him.
Go back.
Do you have his face?
Glenn Kessler, when you look at his face, you can see the dork in high school getting rejected.
This is a picture he chose, by the way.
Remember that dork in high school?
Well, he fact-checks for the Washington Post now.
He's a loser.
He's a nerd.
He doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.
He is a spineless publicist.
And I'm at the point now where I don't think they're ashamed of that.
I think if you were his brother and you're having a couple beers and you said, you're just a publicist for the DNC, he'd go, yeah, and I'm doing a great job.
Just to remind you of some other Kessler blunders from old shitboots, he was calling Will Warnock a victim and totally ignoring the fact that his wife was claiming she abused him on tape.
We have footage of her calling the police and then calling him a great actor, which he ignored as a fact checker, just basically denied it exists.
He also denied that Biden claimed Hispanics have a wider diversity of thought than blacks.
And the way he gets away with that is Biden did not say what I just said verbatim word for word, but he did say that.
Go to 3.9?
Nope.
3.9 might.
Okay, then go to 40.
So go down?
He never said that.
Wait, we gotta have the tweet.
Is your fucking browser still not mounting fucking tweets?
Those tweets?
Yeah, but I want to see the actual video of him saying it.
It's gotta be in here somewhere, right?
Oh, they're showing a lot of motherfucking tweets.
Go up.
Maybe it's in the top, top video.
Oh, God.
Oh, is this a stupid thing where it doesn't relate to the story?
Possibly.
Yeah, there we go.
So he just denies it and changes it later.
But he clearly just said that blacks are a monolith and they all think the same, and Hispanics don't.
And he said, we don't know that.
And so the fact-checker goes, no, he didn't say that, meaning verbatim.
Again, publicist.
Or finally, my last example, 4-1, he says, will you just give up on this Hunter Biden thing?
It's just this laptop stuff.
Get over it, he says.
It's a baseless conspiracy theory.
I mean, if you think that Hunter Biden's laptop is a baseless conspiracy theory, I don't have time for you.
What's the conspiracy?
It's not real?
The pictures are photoshopped.
None of the emails are real?
They never get specific like that.
They just say the whole thing is something you should get over.
And who would say that?
Who would say just get over it without getting into the details, without getting into the weeds?
A publicist.
Glenn Kessler is a dork who got a job as a publicist under the auspices of it being a fact checker at Washington Post.
He's a dude playing another dude dressed as a different dude.
Stop the insanity.
Oh no, that was Trump.
All right, last story I want to get to before we close the door on this episode is this crazy trend in Canada where they've told people, don't bother doing the whole COVID intro.
They've told people that if your kid tests positive for COVID, it should be quarantined in the basement for 14 fucking days.
What?
Place children in solitary quarantine.
Drastic measure not supported by science and could have long-lasting psychological effects.
If my five-year-old had COVID, I'm getting COVID.
My daughter was in a classroom that I think tested positive for, and the school would call and say, are you dropping off the food at the door?
Meanwhile, we're at Popeyes.
And I'm like, yeah, I'm dropping off the food at the front.
Who the fuck, if my kid gets COVID, I'm getting COVID.
I would never, I couldn't imagine.
Maybe zombies.
Maybe.
And I'm not even giving that 100%.
I would probably want my kid on a chain where they just go, and I would find them brains every couple days for them to eat.
Maybe zombie kids you can lock in the basement.
But other kids, how fucking depraved are you?
Look at this.
Look at these 43.
This woman has since got lambased by the internet and said, no, I didn't do that.
It's not true.
But check out these tweets.
Like, we always give warnings for porn and gore, but I should warn you.
This is going to make you so mad, you're going to punch a hole in the wall.
I talked, or I didn't talk to Cassandra, but Cassandra Fairbanks was talking about it, and she was like, I'm disturbed by how mad I am.
Exactly.
Us too.
I have my seven-year-old in isolation downstairs.
He keeps messaging me on Facebook Messenger.
Mommy, I'm lonely.
My five-year-old wrote in his journal entry today that he is sad because his brother isn't here.
I set up a baby monitor to let eight-year-old ask for things.
Five-year-old using it to talk to eight-year-old.
Are we in Romania right now?
Are we in Serbia?
What disgusting Eastern European country are we living in?
That's who was doing it, Red Island Dreamy.
And it's heartbreaking.
Oh, no, it's heartbreaking.
You're not alone.
Then she's doing it too.
It's all these other parents that have followed this Canadian dictum.
And the authorities, by the way, the elites who are testing to see how far they can push us, they must be looking going, I can't believe this fucking works.
They went for that?
Wow.
What if we get them to kill their kid?
Look at the other picture.
Oh, that's the one reacting to the previous one.
And so the 14-day installation begins.
Nothing has broken my heart like the sound of my 10-year-old crying while I sit on the other side of the door and tell him 14 days will go quickly.
What?
No, it won't.
Hoping PH calls so we can get some advice and answers.
Safe schools now.
Holy shit.
I mean, liberals are bad, but Canadian liberals are disturbingly bad.
All right.
That's enough banter.
We'll get into black on Asian crime tomorrow, as well as Enrique, who appears to be going on a press tour and some Antifa stuff.
But let's hit the mailbag.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a damn.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Uh-oh.
I got a spinning beach ball, yo.
Uh-oh.
That's never good.
Application is responding.
Application not responding, yo.
I'm going force quit.
I'm going to force quit on your black ass.
I don't believe half the stuff that I hear about Canada.
Like, it's insane with the camps now.
They're locking people up.
Quebec, yeah.
And there's sexual abuse going on.
They're not feeding them.
You got to understand that Canada is so vast and spread out that there's really like three different countries.
There's the West Coast, or more than three.
There's the West Coast, which is hippie-dippy California, but with more junkies.
Then there's sort of the Midwest, which is Cowboy Town, Rednecks, Hunters, Calgary, Edmonton, Winnipeg.
And then there's Toronto and Ontario, which is like New York without the grip, without the grime.
So like maybe early aughts, New York.
And then there's Quebec, totally different country.
That's a corrupt France.
Quebec is run by the mafia, and Montreal is Palermo.
It's Sicily.
And then you have the East Coast, which is newfies, fishermen, rednecks, trailer park, trash, hosers.
So all of those groups have nothing in common.
And none of it and Northwest Territories and Yukon Territory don't exist.
Nor does anything in the North.
All that shit you see in the North is inabitable.
Okay.
All right, we're back here.
Let's see what we can do with the mailbag.
Three dads, one birth certificate, says Lee.
Gay polythruple makes history.
List three dads on a birth certificate.
Let me guess.
They will not be together as long as my parents have been together, which is half a century.
I think Anderson Cooper and his husband broke up before the baby was even home.
Was it two-day delivery?
That's a bad breakup.
Someone's asking where the hell I'm going dressed like that.
Mark.
Oh, it's not me.
Mark!
Where the hell are you going dressed like that?
I'm going to Dave's fancy dress party.
I'm a tortoise.
Dave's fancy dress party's tomorrow night.
I fucking know it is.
But I'm a tortoise.
How old are you?
Thanks for that fucking lame joke, Granddad, from 2015.
Jesus.
That reminds me of the, remember that mad cow thing that came around when Windows computers were like the only computers you can get?
Sort of.
It was like a laughing cow.
It's like, I got mad cow disease.
Like, ah.
Oh, one joke on the not internet.
Okay, I'm going to scroll down here because this is looking fucking like a whole bunch of really old viral videos.
Best assimilators.
Sup Sup, Gowski, and Ryan Koch.
Oh, I should mention I got an email on the weekend where this guy said.
Actually, let me just find it.
It was about his marriage.
Ryan, shut up.
Okay.
Gavin, Mr. Mayor, I put a ring on it, cranked out two boys.
Oh, a girl, and made my fortune.
But two years ago, my wife and I left an extremely orthodox sect of Christianity we grew up in together for a more mainstream one.
This has been better for our children, but it has become apparent that my wife will never drop the ultra-conservative social aspects of the faith, in brackets, cult.
She maintains that sex is for procreation, and now that we're done having children, we are hovering below the once-a-month mark.
I focus on work, but it's not going to last.
I've given up on trying to explain my needs, and I'm finished bothering her for pity.
If my primary objective is to maintain the marriage for my children, is there any viable sexual outlets to keep me in place?
I'll turn 40 in two years, and something's got to give.
It sounds crazy, but can I cheat to preserve my marriage?
Like you, I'm no fan of porn, and since I travel semi-frequently for work and stay in shape, I think I could pull it off.
Talk to me if you can, desperate for something with heels on.
The problem with this letter is she's picking and choosing what parts of her ultra-orthodox Christianity she uses.
The whole sex is only for procreation implies that you never stop fucking.
That's why the Irish would have 12 kids.
You can't at one point say, I'm stopping at three kids, and then at the other hand, use this rationale that they use when they have 12 kids.
You can't have it both ways.
Either you use birth control and you stop at three and pulling out is a form of birth control, or you follow the religion to a T and you just keep fucking and sucking until there's kids falling out of the windows.
So I think you have to go back to her and re-question the whole concept.
Anyway, sup's up, Gavsky and Ryan Koke.
As many Canadians, I stem from a family of immigrants.
Every single one either changed their names to fit in more, adopted new cultures, started watching North American sports, etc.
Nowadays, who do you feel are the best assimilators?
Who comes to North America or who come to North America?
I go for pedicures, no homo, and these women are off the boat from Thailand.
I've never seen a more Canadian American, North American art and decor in a company before.
They go nuts and decorate for Christmas and Halloween.
I just see how much pride they have to be in this country.
By the way, I am correcting maybe 100 spelling and grammar mistakes.
And it just makes me feel good as a fellow Canadian.
Thoughts?
Wish you boys all the best.
Let's crush the fucking 2-4, bud.
First of all, sir, you cannot speak in hoser language and say, let's crush a 2-4 when you get pedicures.
The fact that you get pedicures obliterates your entire letter.
And we don't listen to you.
We don't respond to you.
You're now Dominican.
You're not a person.
You're a Puerto Rican.
A Rice American.
Sorry.
And what's worse is that you get pedicures and you mention it in a fucking letter like there's nothing to be ashamed of.
Do you also sit down to pee?
That was one of the biggest shockers when I moved to New York and I'd walked by the Puerto Ricans, like 18-year-old males with perfect fades getting pedicures in the window.
And I realized, oh, that's what it's like to not have a dad.
Hey, Gav, you know that hot blonde you spoke about who went unmarried at first sight and married a guy who was secretly gay?
The smoke show blonde with huge tits and a cute face?
Well, if you check her Instagram and her post from after divorcing that faggy twat, she's basically given up on getting married again and having kids.
That one fag ruined her hopes of getting married and having kids.
She married the homo at 28, right at her peak, and now she's over 30 posting pictures of her dogs and talking about how children are overrated.
What that guy did to her is way worse than any physical abuse.
He robbed her of wanting children or getting serious about marriage.
That one fucking faggot is the reason why she'll probably die single.
She looked like the perfect mom as well.
So full of life and energy when talking about her future children.
Now she's totally miserable.
Fuck that asshole.
Also, here's a fucking mind-blowing meth-inspired banger by OSISBLA.
Now, fuck off.
So let's check her out.
Black Lives Matter is an indication too that you have a lot of time on your hands.
And you're dumb.
Especially from white women.
Yeah, she's so cute.
What a pretty, wholesome girl.
Go up a bit, I bet.
Higher.
Bench pick.
That one with the red.
Look how wholesome she is.
Wholesome, clean, and pure.
Hello.
What a wonderful wife she would have been.
When's that from?
March 2020.
Ah.
About a year ago.
Yeah, there should be more punishment.
Not punishment, but more stigma when you take a woman's best years.
It's a big deal.
I dated her from 27 to 32, then I dumped her.
Took her two years to recover.
Now she's 35, ready to mingle again.
Too late.
Ovaries dried up.
Look at those fantastic mammary glands.
What a catch.
Hey, Big G and the Wee Man.
We all thank you for your service as war film veterans, but should we also be thanking you for your service to naval war films?
I'm open to accepting trophies and medals for my naval war watching.
I don't have that many under my belt, though.
I'm basically just a private when it comes to naval war films.
One of the best war films in series ever is Das Boot, a film about a tour with a German U-boat crew.
The episode where they get stuck on the seabed after taking hits from depth charges is one of the most nail-butting ever committed to film.
I was actually, as a Canadian, when I lived in Canada, I was working on a documentary about Das Boot, and I was going to call it All A Boot Das Boot.
Pretty good.
After I've watched this, I felt though I earned a Mariner's Cross.
I appreciate there were Nazis, but in my defense, I also have fought my way through with American, British, and Japanese naval heroes.
I want to cover you in sea man.
I was just looking at fucking D-Day stuff last night.
Started out with saving Private Ryan.
Did you know?
That you're unfair.
That they hired a magician to try to deceive the Nazis.
And they staged, you know, the reason why they invaded Normandy is they pretended to have an entire fleet.
They had to blow up like an inflatable, a whole squadron of inflatable planes and tanks.
Oh, yeah.
That they put on the upper side where France is closest to it.
I'm familiar with the inflatable tanks and planes.
That's amazing.
But you don't know anything.
But you didn't know about the Jewish guy.
Who's that now?
One of the few survivors on the U-boats, Omaha Beach, D-Day.
He was one of the first waves.
A soldier had a Star of David.
He was a Jew, and they said, you know what, you want to change Jewish on your dog tag?
And he was like, not only am I going to put Jewish on my dog tag, I'm going to put a big star of David, and it says Bronx Jew on my fucking jacket.
So they could.
Great, but that's one guy.
You're allowed to not know about one guy.
You're talking about a phenomenon.
Dear Gavin and head pedarast of the fag zone, would you rather perform anilingus on a normal man or conilingus on a tranny pseudo-vagina?
So it was a man and then it became a fake vagina?
Oh.
What's a normal man?
I'll eat the tranny pussy.
I'm not happy about it.
No.
But at least I'll have a story.
And when we're sitting here talking about trannies, I can go, I actually ate one of them.
And it reeks worse than an ass.
And it tastes, the texture is frozen jujubes.
And if somebody shames you, you could turn everybody against them.
What?
Well, everybody's proso pro tranny.
If they try to shame you for eating out that tranny, you'll have an entire world of people with bombs and missiles with tranny flags saying, we're for Gav.
Alright, let's focus on what matters, which is me.
Imus in the morning, Dagan and Carly perving on Gav.
The girls think you're hot.
Imus thinks you're a nerd.
Where are you?
Dagon and Carly perving on Gav and McInnes.
It's a couple down from what I just read.
Gotcha.
I think.
I heard Imus was a fucking nightmare to work with.
Oh, cute.
That's adorable.
This is about men with tattoos.
And do I lust after men who have a lot of ink on them?
And the answer is yes.
And Dagon, you know I do.
So I'm not.
Carly does too.
We were talking about someone who is on our very air who has hidden tattoos under his shirt who is smoking hot yesterday.
Jonas has no tattoos either.
No.
We have somebody on our air here?
He's a, yeah, he's a guest.
I was on Red Eye with him.
But if he had no tattoos.
Has he been on this program?
No, he has not.
Okay.
But he should be.
Yes.
Bernie knows who he is.
Gavin McGinnis.
McGinnis.
Bernie.
Oh, he's certifiable.
Oh, yeah.
The dude with the stash.
Scottish guy, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I've been on that show with him a lot.
Half a whack show.
H-O-T Hot.
Yep.
But Lou makes a point.
We start talking about Michael Lee the tattoos.
Is he the guy that's along with Hannity once in a while?
Yes, that's him.
But this is just stuff they talk about, right?
It seems kind of skinky to me, but he's all right.
He's covered in tattoos, apparently.
Yeah, there he is.
He doesn't look good there.
Talking about him, he's the guy that we're in classes.
He's maybe kind of amusing, but he ain't hot.
No, he is hot.
He ain't hot.
Man, he's also not funny.
He's stupid.
Anyway, it's nine minutes at the hour.
He's also not funny.
He's stupid.
Okay, here's another letter up my ass.
Last one.
From Angry Foreigner.
Remember him?
Yeah.
Muslim immigrant to Sweden, but his family's Muslim.
I think he's from Serbia, Croatia, something, one of those.
I think he's an atheist, but like a lot of immigrants, he loves Sweden more than most natural Swedes, natural-born Swedes.
That's like a natural-born killer.
I just re-watched your hilarious lecture where you share the origins of the Proud Boys.
Maybe I'm too autistic, but I notice you're surprised at the popularity it's achieved, and I take things at face value.
To understand the effects of feminism and liberalism slash why you are very important, you need only look at the literal nation of liberals.
Here's a few numbers you might find interesting.
78% of Swedes would vote for Joe Biden.
Ugh.
My pet Joe.
40% of households in this country are single households.
Wow.
When asked, do you feel free to share your opinion on political issues in public, even if most people disagree?
45% said never.
Compare that to Russia, which is 26% and China, which is 50%.
So basically the same as China.
Women typically have several good friendships.
Men typically have none.
Key factor.
Sweden has 10 million inhabitants.
1.7 of those are married.
3 million of the people are immigrants.
Suicide is more common as cause of death than traffic accidents.
50% of the country is middle class, meaning spoiled by wealth and comfort mechanisms.
Working class is frowned upon.
It's easy to look at my country and think that the problem is politics, but what enabled those politics is the fact that men live alone, don't socialize with friends, naturally become socially awkward, and are punished with jail time even when they fight in self-defense.
If a woman pepper sprays a rapist here, she can be convicted for battery.
What that means is nobody has a natural safety net where you're allowed to be yourself, which is what incentivizes a human to speak with honesty and confidence.
All that happens when you do that here is social contacts abandon you and you develop a quote-unquote bad reputation that follows you around the entire country as if it's as small as an island, which is where I'm at, I guess, and operates in the same mindset.
It's like having a bad reputation in a village, only national, and everyone's a gossipy catty twat, even men.
Because Sweden has made guys socially illegal, politics doesn't necessarily matter.
The social is more powerful, and for a lot of people, the political is social.
If you make sure that men have men's clubs, they will not turn into liberals.
You've noticed people don't respond to arguments with politics typically as their values are tied to their needs.
Needs the left has weaponized through their big government infrastructure and its social venues, which goes back to that woman happily locking her child in the basement.
That's why you're more important than you realize.
You have essentially banged out millions of unwanted children on impulse, and it has planted a conservative seed for the future that will save civilization when everyone's world crumbles.
You've essentially banged out millions of unwanted children.
Oh, that's what he means by proud boys.
Allowing liberals to live like liberals long term leads them to dying out.
What thus remains?
So then I sent him a thing, which I'll send to you now, Ryan, where I talked about the show Force Majeur.
And I said, hey, you reminded me of that scene in Force Majeur where we saw the Sweden kids acting like macho men.
And he responded.
Now, if you recall, Force Majeur was a brilliant film about the death of masculinity in Sweden.
And it's about a woman.
Julia Louise Dreyfus did it with Will Farrell here and ruined it.
She missed the whole point.
She made him a bumbling fool.
But in this movie, he's not a bumbling fool.
He's a castrated man coming to terms with the fact that he's a castrated man.
So there's an avalanche.
And the first thing he does is grab his gloves and his phone and runs out and leaves his family behind.
And she can't deal with it.
She realizes she's married a fucking useless pussy.
And then he cries, and then I won't ruin the end for you.
But there's a weird scene where he gets abandoned and he gets locked out of his hotel room.
Yeah, she's really mad at him for abandoning the family.
So she abandons him.
And then there was this like machismo thing going on at the ski hill.
And I thought, oh, that's a glimmer of hope.
Because I assume it's based on something that happens in reality.
So here's the scene.
Great movie, by the way.
Do not watch the American version.
Force majeure.
It's really funny.
Is that your first insight?
Yep.
I'm talking kind of weird today.
You think?
You think?
Is that your first insight?
Forcing yourself to be civilized makes you kind of want to do that every now and then.
Just scream and hurt things and break things and make things bleed.
So I said to him, you're reminding me of this scene from Force Majeur.
I was happy to see such a thing exist in Sweden.
And then he gets back to me and he goes, oh, Gavin, why do you force me to do this to you?
It doesn't...
It looks more like this.
I sent you this email too.
I hope.
Oh, I got it.
In fact, watching that clip you sent gave me the feeling of typical low-key Swedish humor slash satire, like they're making fun of manliness.
After all, the movie is about problematizing gender roles.
And then he shows me a clip from a discussion on the film in that scene that says, apparently, Ostlond, the director, said in an interview that filming this scene was somewhat frightening.
The 200-plus extras in the scene went so deep into it that a sort of mass psychosis erupted.
Even after the cameras had stopped rolling, people were still screaming.
Fights started in the street outside the bar with several people being taken to the hospital.
It was like the adrenaline-soaked energy, the roaring testosterone, couldn't be contained once it was let out of the box, affecting everyone attending.
That's awesome.
So the director totally regrets that scene.
When Bill Burr came here, he commented on how the woman overrated and men are beautiful because men here spend as much time in front of the mirror as women.
Ah, dude.
So they look like Ken Dals, you know?
It's brutal.
Yeah, dude, Swedish women, for some reason, they look.
I'm not attracted to them, but they look perfect.
You know what I mean?
I don't.
Well, then you're a rape apologist.
Because Scandinavian women are pretty because they were stolen by the Vikings.
So you're looking at someone's loot.
Maybe that's why I'm no-go on the Sweden women.
There's just nothing to grab onto.
All right, let's get to the final video.
Yeah, dog.
Another long app.
Had a lot of news to get to.
I don't want to end the show in a bummer, but this is kind of a bummer.
My jaw rarely drops.
That fight two weeks ago with Valdez, where he knocked him out and we thought he was dead, I was going...
And this clip, nope, that's not it.
It's where is it now?
It's 5'3.
So this is a Serbian basketball player.
Now, guys, we all lose our tempers here, but you got to remember, if you're playing professional sports, you're in really good shape.
Is this shirt big enough to do the top button?
No, it's not.
This is a not safe for work.
basically, it's sort of a not safe for work.
But this guy is pissed off that he got a penalty, and that was his fifth penalty, so he fouled out the game.
And that means his point didn't count, his basket.
And he gets so mad, he smashes his head against the cement post that's holding up the basketball net.
It shatters his spine.
He's paralyzed for the rest of his life.
Just like Charles Krauthammer diving into that swimming hole in Montreal and knowing the second he did it that he was paralyzed.
This isn't you or me banging your head.
This is a top-tier world-class athlete banging his head with all his might.
He crunched his spine and you'll see his fingers after.
You can tell that he's going to be paralyzed for life.
So he got really fat after this, became a drunk, and eventually just died of obesity.
This is hard to watch.
This is hard to watch.
He never walked again.
He never walked again.
Don't even know where the blood's coming from.
Eyes?
They retired the number after him.
Like, that's just garbage, that body.
So there's the foul.
But that guy felt great.
And he look at his neck get tensier.
Fucking shit.
And they really like, yeah, fucking bang.
And then last step he ever took.
You just watched the last step he ever took.
Totally fucking paralyzed.
And it's weird as they took him out of the thing, his natural instinct was like this, and he's in pain.
So he's going, ah.
So it looks like he's going, yeah.
But he's like, no, I'm going to walk again.
Moral of the story, guys, is don't freak out.
Okay?
You overreacting and having a suck attack is likely going to do more damage than the actual thing.
If he hadn't lost his cool, if he had some adrenaline control, then he'd still be able to walk.
He'd probably still be alive today.
So I know that the future seems bleak and you want to do something drastic.
Please do not.
Ooh, child, things are going to get easier.
Ooh, child, things will get better.
I've seen so many people mourn something without it happening.
Like I always talk about my gay friend whose dog ran away when we were lighting fireworks and he was sitting on a rock crying.
And I'm like, Roswell, you're crying because your dog's gone forever, but he's not gone forever.
He's only been gone for like 10 minutes.
So you're mourning something that hasn't happened yet.
Wait till it happened.
Control yourself.
Have some gumption.
Have some character.
Breathe.
Breathe.
You worrying about and freaking out about the thing is way worse than the actual thing.
And that's what's so beautiful about terrorism.
They do something like throw a bomb over the wall and the Israelis sit there pontificating about it for three weeks, worrying about the next bomb.
Meanwhile, some asshole just went like that.
Don't overthink it.
Don't freak out.
Stay calm.
Be cool, calm, and collected.
Be brave.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
And never stop fighting.
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