GOML LIVE #87 | SHOOT THE BOER
Not only is the radical left totally okay with the state of South Africa, they think it would be nice if we followed suit. No thanks.
Not only is the radical left totally okay with the state of South Africa, they think it would be nice if we followed suit. No thanks.
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- - Live from New York, it's "Get Off My Lawn" with Gavin McInnes. it's "Get Off My Lawn" with Gavin McInnes. | |
I can't believe it. | |
Do my eyes deceive me? | |
Am I back in your arms? | |
Away from all harm? | |
It's like a dream to be with you again. | |
Fucking hell, that was a quick one by the who. | |
Ah. | |
Ah, bloody hell. | |
I can't print me notes. | |
We're out of black ink. | |
Did you try it in red? | |
Have you got the black cartridge in there? | |
I do. | |
The used one. | |
Yeah. | |
That's a fucking pisser. | |
I don't like that. | |
I don't like how it just ends instantly. | |
It should give you like a week of grey. | |
You know? | |
True. | |
It's like black, black, black, black, black, then shit and then nothing. | |
That's fucking bollocks. | |
Tiger Woods, a professional golfer, who's no longer very popular, was in a car accident. | |
Could I possibly care less? | |
If his head came off in this car accident, I would be interested in a physics sense. | |
I think that's happened to James Dean. | |
That's what happened to James Dean. | |
But like Tiger Woods, why the fuck is this everywhere in the news? | |
Who cares? | |
And the worst part is he's fine! | |
Okay, a pro golfer fell. | |
His machine broke and it spun around. | |
I guess we're supposed to care when the LeBron James died of being scared of traffic jams? | |
When he took a helicopter? | |
Kobe Bryant. | |
Kobe Bryant? | |
You know, my favorite meme, I think, is that nerdy kid who goes, you know what, I'm just going to say it. | |
I don't care that you broke your elbow. | |
I'm just going to say it. | |
I don't care that Tiger Woods crashed his car. | |
But why would anyone care? | |
It's like when my wife cried her eyes out because Prince died. | |
I'm about to say it. | |
I don't care that you broke your elbow. | |
Somebody just starts... That... the... the... is kind of the best part of the meme. | |
Broke your elbow. | |
So, my ribs are re-broken. | |
You know what? | |
I had Crack Ribs 10 weeks ago because I spoke out of turn in class, basically. | |
I was fighting Suge and I'm sick of being the fucking Cupcake, Mayor of Cupcakeville at that fucking gym. | |
And it's not because I'm a pussy, by the way. | |
It's because these guys have all been doing it for 25 years. | |
I'm in a slum, in a dirty boxing gym. | |
So I'm the only bourgeoisie there. | |
Everyone else was like in Vietnam. | |
And they were in the mob, literally, and they were cops and stuff. | |
So yes, I'm the second worst boxer in that entire gym, but that's a reflection on the gym, not my pussiness. | |
Anyway, I just got sick of it and they were kind of like letting me hit them. | |
And in the third round, 10 weeks ago, I just went, yeah. | |
And I just started fucking nailing him and punching him as hard as I could. | |
So then he goes, oh shit, these are real punches. | |
Okay, you wanna play with the big boys? | |
And then he started pounding my ass. | |
And he cracked my ribs, which is fine, that's what you sign up for. | |
And they repaired. | |
And I remember like sleeping over the past 10 weeks, there's certain positions you can't do. | |
And then you feel them healing. | |
And they had healed. | |
And I slept, I think last night I was like, hello boys. | |
I'm sleeping anyway. | |
I want two girls. | |
And then today I was doing burpees and I felt like a pup. | |
And I'm fucking back to square one. | |
If someone said, Gavin, you can either get in and out of your car or get raped by your dad, I would go. | |
I'll get in and out of my car. | |
It would take that long. | |
You use the car more than your butthole. | |
And as I was explaining to my friend John about an hour ago, feeling a sneeze coming on is like feeling my mother walk towards me with a robe on about to flash me. | |
So I'm like, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. | |
Achoo! | |
With her giant long 60 year old tits. | |
- Rib. | |
So I guess what we'll do with the notes is, finish watching that pornography, I think I guess what we'll do with the notes is I'll just read them from my computer machine. | |
So it'll be like the mailbag in a sense. | |
Right, Ryan? | |
It's not a big deal. | |
It's less aesthetically pleasing. | |
Let's look at the paper today. | |
Do you have any news? | |
What happened to you? | |
Who, me? | |
Yeah, what you been up to? | |
I was playing the guitar and I did my taxes. | |
No, you didn't. | |
That's kind of the big... I did. | |
I went on TurboTax. | |
Instead of going in person. | |
So at first I tried to make an appointment, didn't work, went to the phone. | |
So your taxes are finished? | |
Yep. | |
I'm waiting on my money. | |
I don't believe you. | |
That is. | |
I have the confirmation email. | |
Don't you need like 1099s and all that stuff? | |
No. | |
That's if I made money that's not taxed already, right? | |
I just need the W-2. | |
Uh, the $10.99 for the, you know, I had made some money on Robin Hood, but it's such a small amount, it's not taxable. | |
No. | |
Well, you have to make, like, 50 grand a year to be taxed. | |
I mean, you need a net. | |
Net profit. | |
I don't know what the net profit is before you get taxed. | |
I think you have to have, like, profited 50 grand a year to be taxed. | |
But haven't you not paid tax, like, in 10 years? | |
No, I skipped one year of not filing. | |
I've been doing taxes for a bit. | |
So what happened in that magic year? | |
I think it was 2019 I didn't, because I was just working at Compound, then the kitchen, the restaurant, all under the table. | |
So is that included in what you did today? | |
Wait, what is? | |
Those taxes you didn't do in 2019. | |
Oh, no, no, no. | |
Because that was all off the books. | |
I worked off the books and then at Compound. | |
So you just admitted publicly on live TV that you... Allegedly. | |
...embezzled money. | |
Allegedly. | |
Okay, so they don't care about your 2019? | |
No, I don't think so. | |
They never brought it up. | |
I don't understand how you did your taxes so fast. | |
Yeah, just on TurboTax.com. | |
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Even Joe Rogan was talking about CBD. | |
He was like, it definitely works for inflammation, man. | |
Yeah, I've heard a lot of people say that and I've noticed it for me personally. | |
Got the Rogan salute. | |
What am I supposed to do about this cracked rib? | |
I can't even laugh. | |
Every time I laugh now I go, ow ow ow ow ow. | |
Did you hear there's a bunch of Nazi fans of Joe Rogan? | |
No. | |
They all get together and they do the Rogan salute. | |
Trying to make you laugh. | |
His ribs are cracked, you know, like an old man. | |
That's a very good John Mulaney. | |
But I don't get the Rogan salute. | |
I don't know. | |
Rogan salute? | |
I don't know. | |
It just sounds like Roman salute. | |
Oh, Roman salute. | |
Okay. | |
Well. | |
Today's book is called Blitzed by Norman Oler, Drugs in the Third Reich. | |
It's basically about how fucking high Hitler was and all the troops. | |
They were on meth. | |
They were on speed. | |
Speed is a very effective stimulant. | |
And then at the end we learn that Hitler was on heroin. | |
He was on downers, dude. | |
I tried to get my wife to read this book and she got bored. | |
But it's a fucking amazing book. | |
And this book inspired me to do an article about how everyone Has been high or drunk in war. | |
And I was thinking the Colombian, first there's the Nazis on speed, then there's Colombian marching powder, right? | |
Colombians army was on coke. | |
That's how they dominated Colombia and colonized it. | |
And so I talked to a World War II vet. | |
And I said, hey, I want to do an article about how you guys were all wasted all the time and you would steal beer and steal booze and steal champagne and get drunk. | |
And he goes, are you out of your fucking mind? | |
Which is not the response I expected. | |
I'm only a war movie vet, not a war vet. | |
And he goes, we had nothing. | |
We dreamed of water. | |
You think we had fucking booze? | |
He goes, we would sit in a trench. | |
This is a very old man and this was a long time ago. | |
And talk for hours about chocolate. | |
We weren't wasted. | |
So I canned that article. | |
I did not do it. | |
Oh. | |
Here I am looking for it. | |
No. | |
This was back in Vice days. | |
But yeah, the Nazi regime preached an ideology of physical, mental, and moral purity. | |
Yet, as Norman Oller reveals in this gripping new history, the Third Reich was saturated with drugs, cocaine, opiates, and most of all, methamphetamines. | |
Troops were encouraged, and in some cases ordered, to take rations. | |
I heard that our troops also had speed, especially in the Air Force. | |
The elevated energy and feelings of invincibility associated with the high even Help to account for the breakneck invasion that sealed the fall of France in 1940 as well as well as other German military victories Hitler himself became increasingly dependent on a cocktail of drugs ultimately including Yucca doll a cousin of heroin I Want to be heroines cousin? | |
So that's a fun book The opening song was The Who, a quick one. | |
one was a friend of ours who begged us to make that the opening song. | |
Wait a minute. | |
When I rented that cabin in Hunter, I put on YouTube at Rolling Stones and they showed me the Rolling Stones playing in this same locale. | |
Oh, look at that. | |
The Rock and Roll Circus. | |
Yep. | |
The Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus. | |
That must have been a fucking ticket. | |
You know who was in the audience? | |
Who? | |
John Lennon and Yoko Ono. | |
Dang. | |
They got married a year later. | |
Let me see more of that? | |
Sure. | |
I was gonna look at that whole concert. | |
But let's just go back. | |
Her man's been gone for nigh on a year. | |
He was due home yesterday, but he ain't here. | |
Her man's been gone. | |
Dear The Who, could you have bigger noses, please? | |
He was due home yesterday, but he ain't here. | |
Poor Roger Daltrey. | |
He doesn't get a microphone. | |
Oh, there you go. | |
Peace Moon might be my favorite drama at Look at that guy. | |
He's so sloppy. | |
It's like sloppy jazz. | |
And when you listen to the Small Faces and other bands from that time, you realize they were all heavily influenced by jazz drummers, but also with this layer of drunken sloppiness to it. | |
All around the world. | |
You know, like a globe? | |
It's round like the earth. | |
You know, not a globe. | |
People say I'm turning into my mother. | |
The jukebox money. | |
You know, not your dad? | |
I'm doing a shitty imitation of your imitation. | |
This was in the post today. | |
Vanity Fair goes Hollywood. | |
I'm a curmudgeon, so everything about this bothered me, particularly the resolution of the photograph. | |
It's like 72 dpi, and it was done by Maurizio Cadalan, who's an incredible artist, really impressive dude, who I guess Vanity Fair hired to do this silly cover, and the fact that they printed his photograph in 72 dpi just put me in a bad mood. | |
And then as I'm in a bad mood, I'm looking at this cunt, Charlize Theron, and I'm thinking, Fuck you, whore. | |
Fuck you. | |
Why? | |
I'll tell you why. | |
Because she's a South African farmer and she has no sympathy for the white farmers of South Africa who are being slaughtered, destroyed. | |
Genocide. | |
It's genocide. | |
And it's something that's so horrific, not just the farmers of Zimbabwe, which was Rhodesia, but all South African farmers now are being slaughtered to levels of sadism that are difficult to stomach, which is why I say don't Google image it. | |
And that's her people. | |
She's a fucking farmer. | |
And what does she do? | |
She adopts two black kids from America. | |
And then bitches about how we have this dumb belief in society in America where you need a mom and a dad and they have to come out of you. | |
Yeah, Charlize, we do have that belief here. | |
That is ideal. | |
No one's saying you shouldn't adopt. | |
If you can't have babies, please do adopt. | |
But to just adopt black kids as pets and be a single mom, especially when you make one of them trans, I wonder what the kid's birth father would think if he knew that the black child you gave up for adoption became a trans child. | |
I don't think he'd be too jazzed. | |
I don't think the mom would be too jazzed. | |
But it just pisses me off that these South Africans are so eager to shit. | |
On their own country. | |
While their people die. | |
Like Dave Matthews. | |
I've heard him on Stern talking about South Africa and apartheid and how disgusting it is. | |
Or Trevor Noah. | |
All he talks about is how when I was born it was illegal. | |
For a year and then miscagenation was totally legalized in like 82 or 83 when you were two or three so he talks about how Trevor Noah just talks about how when I was a little boy I'd be walking the street and one of my parents my white dad would have to cross the street because our marriage was illegal and It was not. | |
You're lying. | |
And there's no way that your dad had to cross the street. | |
It's a made up story that got him a deal at the Daily Show. | |
And so Dave Matthews shits on South Africa all the time and Charlize Theron never mentions her people, her white farmers. | |
And why didn't you adopt some of your fucking white farmers? | |
They're in concentration camps right now. | |
They're considered human garbage. | |
They can't get a job. | |
They're starving to death. | |
On these horrible camps that are not that different from World War II POW camps. | |
No mention. | |
Or Elon Musk. | |
Billionaire. | |
Throw them a fucking bone, dude. | |
You're supposed to be the rebel, the renegade, the stalwart, the maniac. | |
How about you mention that there's ethnocide going on in your fucking country. | |
Actually, that's in the notes. | |
If you want to jump ahead to racism, shall we? | |
Sure. | |
Sure. | |
Let's Let's Talk About Racism. | |
That was racist, guys. | |
Did I not send you the notes yet? | |
I got them. | |
Okay, I got them here. | |
So, racism, racism. | |
How do you do? | |
Yeah, let's look at 4-0. | |
This is old news, but this is what I'm talking about. | |
Outside of the brutally sadistic murders, where, and I was talking again with this about, I was talking to Conor McGregor's coach about this. | |
And he was talking about how he told his girlfriend, his wife, he did my trick where you talk about the white farmers in South Africa, but you say dogs. | |
And you go, yeah, it's brutal. | |
They're going to these farms. | |
They're killing the dogs. | |
They're boiling them alive. | |
They're raping the puppies in front of the mom dog. | |
They're cutting off the limbs of these dogs. | |
They're eviscerating them. | |
They're disemboweling them. | |
They're burning them alive. | |
And everyone goes, oh my God! | |
And then you go, just kidding, I meant white farmers. | |
And then they go, yeah, they had it coming. | |
So this isn't even that, this is much better than that. | |
This is in South Africa's post-apartheid white squatter camps where hundreds of families live in dangerous shanty huts in desperate need of food and clothing. | |
Hey, Charlize. | |
Right here. | |
You've got a beautiful Versace gown on. | |
Your people, and I don't just mean South Africans, I mean farmers, they don't have clothes. | |
Can you throw them a fucking bone? | |
And don't even send money, just acknowledge that it exists. | |
Hey, Elon Musk, Dave Matthews, and Charlize Theron, can you acknowledge that there is a war going on against white people in South Africa, please? | |
It doesn't even seem like that political of a thing to me. | |
Pretend it's Amish! | |
Pretend it's albinos! | |
Anyway, show pictures from that camp. | |
I was trying to see if he ever spoke about it. | |
Apparently not. | |
He did farm aid. | |
No, I've heard him. | |
They all bitch about how racist apartheid was, which was back in the early 80s. | |
Look at that. | |
That's where they live now. | |
No acknowledgement. | |
No one is acknowledging this. | |
This is the amount of sympathy they get because their ancestors did something messed up? | |
Arguably? | |
I don't think Apartheid was bad. | |
What do you think about that? | |
I don't know. | |
Apartheid was not necessarily anti-black. | |
It was anti-non-Boer. | |
The Boers came to South Africa. | |
It was a shithole. | |
No one owned it. | |
It was tumbleweeds. | |
It's desert. | |
It's shit land. | |
They eventually worked with the Zulus and said, we want this land. | |
The Zulu said, what about this part? | |
What about that part? | |
They negotiated deals. | |
The Bota, the first, what is Peter Bota, the first colonist, if you want to call him that, spoke fluent Zulu, worked out with the Zulus what his land would be. | |
And then they fenced it off. | |
And they irrigated it and made it the breadbasket of Africa in general. | |
It was a fantastic place. | |
But they are xenophobic, the Boers. | |
They don't like Greeks. | |
They called them Sikhefas. | |
Khefa is the n-word over there. | |
They don't want their daughters to date Greeks. | |
So they said no boars, no non-boars allowed. | |
And if you are a non-boar, and most of non-boars are black, you can only come in in the day that you gotta get the fuck out. | |
And if you insist on being here, you're a second-class citizen. | |
No one minds that women are second-class citizens in Saudi Arabia. | |
That's fine. | |
No one cares about the rampant racism in Cuba today, where blacks have different passports, different markings on their passports. | |
That's fine. | |
But in South Africa, no. | |
So they had international pressure to abolish it. | |
They did. | |
White people abolished apartheid, by the way. | |
And the takeaway was revenge. | |
And it's been nothing but shoot the ball, shoot to kill ever since. | |
And it leads the world now in hunger, starvation, rape, murder. | |
It's one of the worst places on earth to be. | |
Post-apartheid South Africa. | |
So did, did your plan work? | |
Are you happy with the way things? | |
Well, it's equitable now. | |
No, it isn't. | |
It's tribal. | |
And the fucking annoying thing about the West or most Westerners perspective on South Africa is they see it as black versus white. | |
No, there's like eight tribes. | |
Seven of them are black, one is white. | |
But it's like four on four. | |
And the civil war you're about to see there will be the Marxist tribes versus the old school South African tribes. | |
Get black and white out of your fucking head, please. | |
I mean, they ran out of water in Cape Town recently. | |
And they were giving all these seminars on how to wash and clean yourself with the same fucking bucket. | |
Yet, Americans, as parochial as we are, totally ignore the big picture and just go for like, it was racist, now it's not, now it's awesome, and blacks rule it, and it's Wakanda. | |
Like, check out this, what is it, 3-9. | |
This is a woman saying we need to get more like South Africa. | |
A politician. | |
Most white people and Europeans are about agendas and to-do lists and tasks and, oh, we have 30 minutes for this and, oh, time to move on. | |
Sounds good. | |
Where many people of color Maybe it matters, maybe it doesn't. | |
In South Africa, if we were meeting right here at 2.35, if Craig Bill walked in right now in South Africa, what would happen is they would stop, welcome him, how was your weekend, do you have any plans for Thanksgiving, and would bring him up to speed on what he missed. | |
If we were in South Africa. | |
Stop. | |
Karen, that's a shitty system. | |
That's inefficient. | |
If you want to talk to Craig or Ben about what he's doing this weekend, do that on your own fucking time. | |
In the cafeteria. | |
How is that a good thing? | |
And then you stop the whole process for a guy who's late. | |
Cool. | |
Yeah, no. | |
We're not doing that. | |
No. | |
We want to get shit done, actually. | |
Somebody, if Craig Bill walked in right now here in Tumwater, Washington, and maybe somebody, well our chairs are gracious, so you all would let them know here we are, but it's basically, this is where we are so just get with it. | |
I do want to ask for clarity, we are still going to move forward with the idea of an advisory board, is that true? | |
Uh oh, someone wants to get something done. | |
What are you, a fucking anti-South African? | |
Do you want apartheid in here? | |
How dare you want to actually get a kernel of substance out of this meeting? | |
Okay, I just wanted to double check because I think that's really important. | |
Can we move on? | |
No. | |
Yeah. | |
I just... | |
This sounds so much like what Dr. Johnson was talking about just a minute ago. | |
Through this work, the Office of Equity should model practices in decolonizing boards and other government structures by identifying and dismantling culture-bound rules and decorum, time requirement, education, and what we call expertise. | |
Whoa. | |
We're dismantling expertise now? | |
What are you saying? | |
What language are you speaking? | |
Um, what's, uh, what's that other South Africa link I have? | |
The Instagram thing? | |
Oh, I think that's talking about, um, just where South Africa is today. | |
It's right between 40 and 41. | |
Let's talk about racism. | |
That was racist, guys. | |
Oh. | |
Oh, man. | |
Hey, are you on Ketflix and Chills? | |
Ketflix and Pills? | |
No, what's that? | |
It's the funniest Instagram account on Netflix. | |
I mean, on Instagram. | |
Ketflix and Pills. | |
Anyway, the thing that you're unable to pull up... Oh, dude, I should give you access to this so that way everything that you follow is on here. | |
Yeah, you should just be logged into this Instagram. | |
True. | |
South Africa tried being less white and now leads the world in crime, murder, robbery, interracial rape, HIV, and poverty. | |
Anti-white racism is not about social justice. | |
It's just about anti-white racism. | |
Coke is racist. | |
There was someone talking about the Coca-Cola thing where they're training them to be less white. | |
Do you want to write down your info for this? | |
I'll just say it here. | |
So my Instagram account is Kevin McGinnis Millimia. | |
and my password, which is the same for all my stuff- - Wait, don't do this. - Is BRX. | |
It was a joke. | |
Yeah, that was a joke. | |
So anybody scrambling to a notepad, you're a bad person. | |
I'm not. | |
That's a fun game though. | |
Like you go to a bank machine and you're with other people and you go, yeah. | |
Withdrawal. | |
Password. | |
4-5-5-2. | |
This is so easy. | |
You just put in your password. | |
And then see how many people are just like 4-5-5-2. | |
And you get your money. | |
Alright we gotta go as far as the freebies go. | |
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Canelo? | |
That's not his real name. | |
That means cinnamon. | |
They call him cinnamon because he's like a ginger. | |
Why is an Irishman genetically fucking Mexican? | |
I've heard stories about how the Irish were used as these mercenary soldiers in the Spanish-American War? | |
And some of them just stayed there? | |
So he's the, you know, an ancestor of Irish mercenaries? | |
Maybe. | |
He sure don't look Mexican to me. | |
But my stupid theory is that the Irish are good fighters, but they don't like the heat. | |
They get overheated. | |
This is an Irishman who's been training in Mexico his whole life in 110 degree heat. | |
So he has the ability to take on punches and have limitless heat. | |
This is another Mexican. | |
Yeah, sort of. | |
Yeah. | |
But the other thing about Canelo, Mexican fighting is a very unique type of boxing, where they don't have any defense. | |
They just, it's not boxing, it's fighting. | |
They don't block, they just murder each other. | |
Now, there was Valdez last weekend who was doing some cool slips, but for the most part, they're just fucking, it's a, what's that Mel Gibson movie? | |
Apocalypse-o. | |
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By the way, I also have this Conor McGregor's coach's conversation in the back of my head. | |
He was mad at me for betting on the other guy. | |
To be clear, I did not bet on Poirier in the Conor McGregor fight. | |
Anthony Cumia did. | |
And the reason he did was the money back on Conor McGregor sucked. | |
It was like 30 bucks. | |
Same with Valdez, by the way. | |
My bookie wouldn't take a boxing fight for some reason that weekend so I didn't get my bet through but I would have made like nothing. | |
So you bet on the other guy. | |
That's why Anthony Cumia and I were screaming other guy, other guy. | |
We had no idea who he was. | |
But it does feel like a sin. | |
Okay, um, that is the free part of the show, and to all you freeloaders out there, every Wednesday we do half hour, free, it's pretty indicative of what the show is, you get the idea, but this show is two hours a day. | |
Every day. | |
Green screens. | |
Fun stuff. | |
Guests. | |
Sketches. | |
Fights. | |
Ryan and I get into serious arguments. | |
His latest thing is he doesn't believe in dinosaurs. | |
I'm not sure if I do. | |
If you can imagine that. | |
He also doesn't think planes went into the World Trade Center. | |
And what's amazing about his idiotic theories is our viewers will email the mailbag and go, fuck you man. | |
I got Ryan's back. | |
Do you know how many people support you? | |
On your idiocy? | |
A lot of curious people out there. | |
A lot of curious people. | |
Curious about dinosaurs. | |
Anyway, that's what you get when you pay for this. | |
It's ten bucks a month. | |
My show is only maybe A twelfth? | |
A fifteenth of the content? | |
There's new content every day. | |
Jacob Wall, Laura Loomer, Milo Yiannopoulos, fuckin'... Capacab. | |
Capacab. | |
Soph. | |
Larry Barnes. | |
Gary. | |
Jim Goad, the man who basically brainchilded Vice. | |
Without Jim Goad, there'd be no Vice. | |
A homeless guy named Gary. | |
Soph. | |
Of course atheism is unstoppable. | |
He's number two besides me as far as viewership goes. | |
Katie Hopkins, Wayne Dupree. | |
It's the best investment you could possibly make. | |
Anyway, so what we're gonna do now is we're going to say goodbye to the freeloaders and then we're gonna stick with the people who paid and then we'll talk for another half hour or so and then we'll take calls. | |
So this is a fake goodbye. | |
You're fired. - Okay. | |
Get fired. | |
Get in trouble. | |
Be brave. | |
and never stop fighting. | |
You are forgiven. | |
You are forgiven. |