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Feb. 22, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E76 - GHOST TOWN

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Bar McGuinness.
	This town is coming like a ghost.
	All the clubs are being closed down.
	This town is coming like a ghost town.
	Or becoming a ghost town?
	That was the specials and their hit song, Ghost Town.
	It was written by Jerry Dammers.
	Jerry Dammers was not the guy who sang for the specials.
	That was Terry, the manic depressive, who tried to kill himself a bunch of times.
	But Jerry Dammers was the guy with no teeth.
	He's missing his two front teeth.
	And, you know, missing your two front teeth is the kind of thing that's funny for like a week and then you go and have them fixed and that's that.
	Not in Britain.
	He still has no front teeth.
	The specials were around in, what, like 79?
	That's balls.
	You must really hate apples if you give up on having two front teeth.
	Jesus Christ.
	How often do you use your two front teeth?
	That's all I want for Christmas.
	And he's still going.
	British people are a different breed.
	Them and Japanese.
	I always wanted to do a sketch of that, by the way, where I have a Japanese person, a British person, and me debating fluoride in the water and if it helps or is it damaging.
	And we'd buy like novelty teeth for the British guy and the Japanese guy, and then he'd be unintelligible, so we'd have to add subtitles to theirs while they talk about how damaging fluoride is.
	No offense, Alex Jones.
	I think it's great in the water, and it's made.
	These, like I'm British, look at these.
	They're perfect.
	Kind of yellow, but they're perfect.
	All right, so that's the song, Ghost Town, Your Specials.
	I walked into my daughter's room the other day, and she was listening to it.
	That's a great feeling when you walk into your daughter's room, your kids' room, and they're listening to your record collection.
	We have so much in common.
	And now I can tell her, I sort of feel like I'm done music.
	You know how people say I'm finished the internet?
	I did the whole thing.
	I feel that way about music.
	I've done it.
	Reggae, rock, pop, punk, hardcore, thrash, metal.
	I'm finished.
	I've got it all.
	I have a good taste of everything.
	It was my job for many, many, many, many, many years.
	And I was obsessed with music when I was 14.
	That's all we did.
	We'd make money at the gas station, and then we'd take the bus to the city and spend it on imports, which were fucking $14.99 in the early 80s.
	Jesus H. They're still the same price today.
	They're like Budweiser.
	They didn't change.
	So I got it all, but now I can tell her things.
	Like just the other day, I go, honey, Sebado, I'm not a sight for sore eyes.
	I'm not attractive today.
	Crazy people are right on.
	It's the basis from Dinosaur Jr., Lou Barlow.
	Fucking great jams.
	So I get to sort of relive it all and weed out all the shit.
	And then I kept all my CDs, which is rows and rows and rows.
	Let's hear them.
	These people are right on, but they've taken over New York City.
	And just the other day, a woman said, stay safe, as she stabbed a man.
	This guy stabbed him in the back.
	Because though they're right on, they need to be cared for quite a bit.
	They need to be in institutions.
	Or they could come to my Zani Zoo we talked about where bipolar people can skip their medication for four days and they run around a fenced in area that's got no sharp edges.
	They can enjoy their craziness.
	That's what we should be doing.
	I mean, I'm obviously kidding about the Zany Zoo, but not really.
	We should be focusing our attention on mental illness much more than we are.
	In fact, the only time we come across mental illness, we embrace it.
	Like all this trans bullshit, fucking 50-year-old seven-foot-tall men on girls' college basketball teams.
	Jesus, H fucking Christ.
	The other thing I wanted to say about the specials is when you listen to them, you think, holy shit, these guys are good at writing songs.
	And Jeffrey, what's his name?
	Jerry Dammers did write that song, and it's a great song.
	But when you listen to classic reggae, like on Spotify, and you make it like, say you do, what's a really old reggae band, like pre-Peter Tosh, like the very, very beginnings, like the 60s.
	You choose some 60s reggae band, and then you say radio, and you hear all these songs, and it's like special songs.
	Monkeyman, and all this stuff.
	What about, yeah, Horace B. What about that guy?
	Ooh, Israelites.
	Desmond Decker?
	Desmond Decker.
	You do that on radio and you just hear a bunch of special songs and you realize, dude, like half your shit was covers or more.
	But that was it back then.
	They didn't really have publishing rights.
	That's slaps.
	What are you talking about?
	That's really good.
	Like, slaps is what the kids say when something's good.
	Did you say slaps or laughs?
	That's slaps.
	Oh, I thought you said laughs.
	No, it doesn't laugh.
	You've never heard this song before?
	No.
	See, this is what's good about having a kid.
	You just introduce her to all this new shit.
	And I was saying that earlier.
	I kept all my CDs, like walls like as big as this.
	So I can just set that up in her room, buy her some CD player, and she's got all that.
	But anyway, covers were normal back then.
	In fact, the only reason the Beatles and the Stones started playing their own songs is because they would be the band.
	After they were no longer the opening band, they'd be the main band, but the opening band would be playing all the hits, and then they'd be stuck playing the same songs, and it seemed stupid.
	So they started writing their own songs.
	But like Led Zeppelin, for example, they ripped off so much shit.
	Like that, that's Burt Janch.
	Just look up Led Zeppelin, Burt Janch cover.
	Led Zeppelin, there's a whole world of ripped off songs.
	But it wasn't like Burt Janch was going, you jerks.
	Jimmy Page was really just saying, I'm about as good as Burt Janch.
	He was a Scottish folk singer.
	So when he was playing that solo, it's a different world.
	So this was Jimmy Page almost doing an homage to Burt Janch.
	It's a big deal now.
	And I think Janch sued them and shit.
	But back then, it was like, wow, you're doing a Janch solo.
	This is a great album, by the way, you should get.
	This is Janch.
	This is Janch.
	This is Paige.
	Yeah, thanks, Ryan.
	For the listeners.
	Oh, I see.
	Fuck the listeners.
	Fuck you.
	It's a TV show, motherfuckers.
	That's why I watch it with your motherfucking eyes, bitch.
	Motherfucking listening in your goddamn car, motherfucker.
	There's some blind viewers.
	You watch it in your car.
	I don't give a shit if you crash.
	I wonder if we have any blind viewers.
	We have to.
	Blind viewers, for sure.
	Well, they're not viewers.
	A lot of blind people are assholes.
	Yeah.
	Because seeing is awesome.
	Hearing's not so great.
	Walking?
	Eh.
	You talk to handicapped people in wheelchairs and they're like, yeah, just work on my dick, please.
	I don't mean suck me off.
	I mean, try to make it work.
	The walking thing, I would love to be able to stand and walk down the street, but it's not a deal breaker.
	Everything has wheelchair access.
	My little pipe cleaner legs, my little Muppet legs, that's fine.
	Someone puts them in the chair.
	I'm fucking ripped from going like this all day.
	So not the end of the world.
	But not being able to see is the end of the world, and that's why blind people are dicks.
	And that's why when my dad was a teenager working at a hotel in Glasgow, everyone would fight tooth and nail to not have to work when a blind group was coming because they were always complaining they're a pain in the ass.
	Is this bothering you as much as it's bothering me?
	Yeah.
	Little alfalfa sprout?
	I was going to say something about that.
	Let's make it worse then.
	Let's really torture people.
	There we go.
	It's not a joke.
	God, I'm starting out the show with a lot of Unturned Stones here.
	So, yeah, the covers were normal back then, and it wasn't a big deal.
	It was just fun that you had a band because people would come to shows and party their asses off and go, that was fun and go home.
	Buying the record was okay too, but there wasn't that much money in it and whatever.
	And then it became a thing.
	And now being a cover band is a huge deal.
	But I chose this not just because of the front page of the post today, but because I went into the city on Friday night, just took the city, the city, just took the family down to the city.
	I thought, let's go to the American History Museum, stay in a hotel overnight, just fucking party, yo.
	Nice.
	I just went to that museum not too long ago.
	What'd you think?
	I've been there a million times.
	I love it.
	But it's been woke-ified.
	It's kind of racist.
	Well, they have a disclaimer for all the Roosevelt stuff.
	And then they're like, you know, a lot of the things that are portrayed here are pretty racist.
	Because they're just telling the truth.
	It's a 150-year-old museum.
	I'm prepared for some things to be a little old-fashioned.
	It's a fucking museum.
	No need to say this is not the way it is in 2021.
	I know you didn't just build it today.
	So let's stop this bullshit with calling the old times old-fashioned.
	Yes, Shakespeare is misogynoir.
	Yes, he's out of date.
	He's from so long ago, it's hard to fathom.
	He's from Columbus days.
	Yes, Columbus cut off people's tongues.
	That's what you did.
	The Aboriginals were cutting off each other's tongues.
	It was the vocabulary of the time.
	It was savage.
	It was macabre.
	It was brutal.
	It was heartless.
	Fucking they ate hearts.
	And by the way, if you really want to get into it, they eat hearts in the Middle East when they catch one of our guys.
	Not a war movie vet, an actual war vet.
	They rip out his hearts.
	They cut his fingers off and they sell them in the market.
	There's literally a market for dead Americans' fingers.
	That was too much of indecence.
	Yeah, that is way too much of indecence.
	And I can't believe this intro is so long.
	We haven't even begun this show yet.
	I haven't even shown you the book.
	So when the specials were on tour in the late 70s, early 80s, they just noticed that everything was falling apart, especially in Glasgow, Scotland, my alma mater.
	And they said, it just seems like a ghost town.
	And that's exactly why the post chose that name.
	And I noticed that when I was there.
	I'll get to the American Natural History Museum in a second.
	But it's just so fucking sad, that city, the most vibrant city in the world, a New York minute.
	And it still has that New York minute.
	Living in the burbs, you really don't take for granted.
	Living in the city, you take for granted how great the service is.
	Living in the burbs, these fucking Karens have nothing but time on their hands because they have the maid and the au pair handling everything.
	So when they go somewhere, they like to chat.
	Even at the McDonald's drive-thru this morning, the woman was like, I thought that came with a coffee.
	I was like, it doesn't.
	Let's...
	If you will get the meal, it comes with a drink.
	But nothing just comes with a drink.
	Mikey!
	So you get to New York, and of course it's expensive.
	Our dinner for five little kids involved was like $200 with tip.
	Breakfast was like $130.
	I am never going to financially recover from that.
	For brunch.
	So it's expensive, but like my daughter drops her fork.
	There's a new fork on the table in one second.
	However, everything was abandoned.
	The restaurant, we ate at a nice restaurant.
	It's called like Susan Beth's or something, like all-American food, like traditional American food, but fancy.
	And we were one of three tables on a Friday night at 7 p.m.
	That's disturbing.
	And then they were gone.
	So when we left, there was no more than two tables occupied out of, you know, 50.
	So that sucks.
	And then the kids are watching a movie, whatever my wife's in her PJs, because she's an Indian and they're lazy.
	And I go, I'm going to go out for a beer.
	Okay.
	Not sure why you're not coming with me, by the way.
	We have a free babysitter, but whatever.
	Go in your PJs.
	And so I go to some bar.
	I'm alone.
	And this is what the tradition is for men.
	You sit at the bar, you sip your drink, exactly like a strip club, really.
	You sip your drink and you stare at the bottles.
	Sometimes you look in the mirror and see people come in and out.
	Much to my chagrin, there's always TVs there.
	So the next thing you know, you're just watching fucking car insurance commercials and some hockey game you don't care about.
	That I have to learn to accept, I guess, at this point.
	I keep fighting it and asking them to turn it off if it's not a game that's on live.
	But I guess I got to get over that.
	But anyway, that's the tradition.
	It's your time to pontificate.
	You shouldn't be on your phone, though most of us are, including me.
	I get there and, you know, we've been told that New York's open again.
	It's ready to rock.
	It's got this bullshit that you probably have in your town, unless you're in Florida where everyone's cool.
	A long sheet of plexiglass, as long as the bar can see, and then you can't face the bar.
	You sit like this, parallel to the bar, and then there's a table, and then someone faces you, and you're both sitting at a table, which happens to be at the bar.
	So then you order a drink, and she passes it up to you, and you reach over the plexiglass and sit like this.
	That's the best case scenario.
	Now I'm alone, so I have to go sit at a little table over there, and then a waitress will come, probably make me buy a mozzarella stick or some soup, because you need food.
	And then I'll drink alone like I'm some fucking loser on trial for rape, and no one will speak to me.
	I go, it's some sort of chubby feminist at the front, because it's New York City.
	And she goes, so just sit over there.
	And I go, that's not the culture.
	She goes, what?
	And I go, this is bullshit.
	The culture of the bar is me sitting there.
	I also could have said, with no women around.
	But she goes, I don't understand.
	And I said, that's my point.
	So I left and I went back.
	I hate this fucking shit.
	I just watched TV in the hotel.
	We got two suites, so I could watch TV while the kids slept.
	And I watched me some BET.
	Dude, black people are different than other people.
	Not just whites.
	Black people are different than Lebanese people, than Japanese people.
	There's no way that shows like this would fly in any other culture.
	And I'm not criticizing it.
	I watched it for like three fucking hours.
	So I was obviously enjoying myself.
	But the peak of my black viewing experience has got to be the Oval.
	Tyler Perry's new sizzling drama about the White House.
	And this is a White House where every single person remotely associated with the president is black, from the chef to the first lady to all security.
	Everyone is black.
	The whole White House is black, except for the president.
	He's white, and he's a fucking dick who's fucking everyone.
	The first lady's kind of a cunt, too.
	That's her there.
	First lady's black.
	Everyone's black.
	Look, thought the president was white.
	Wait, wait, go back, go back.
	Go back.
	Stop.
	Yeah, look, he's white.
	His kids are black, obviously, half black.
	She's black.
	He's the only white person there, and he's a monster.
	All he does is fuck and kill.
	He killed some prostitute that he brought to the White House.
	They cut her up on the bed, and then they just flipped the mattress.
	So the first lady is looking under the mattress and she has blood all over her hands.
	Like, forget about how gross that is.
	Isn't that going to rot and start stinking?
	It sounds like if you hired Paul Baziel to hire a body, that's what he would do.
	To hire a body?
	Oop, to hide a body.
	So you're talking about someone who's a fuck-up and you fucked it up.
	I said hide a body.
	Oh, okay.
	I thought you said hire.
	Three-piece suit as a president, too.
	That's not typical at all.
	When's the last time there was a three-piece suit president?
	It's all affirmative action hires, including the stylist.
	He's a three-piece suit.
	Look at the kids' shitty tie-collar scenario.
	Whoa.
	Anyway, check this out.
	The most talked about show on camera.
	According to who.
	She's a bit jealous, isn't she?
	Okay, just stop.
	You know what that was?
	I'm going to kill her.
	That was the press secretary is married to the head of security.
	And the head of security was resisting the first lady as much as he could.
	But she demanded that she blow him.
	So she performs fellatio on the head of security as he's going like, oh, no, stop.
	Oh, jeez.
	And she's like, wah, wah.
	And then his wife, who's the Gen Saki, notices that he has a boner.
	He still has a boner after the blowjob, which I think Tyler Perry's gay, and I don't think he understands how penises work.
	I know what you're saying.
	You're saying, Gav, all they are are penises.
	No, they have boners in Cialis.
	Here in the straight world, if you're lucky enough to get a BJ, the second you're done, it's like it's back to baby size.
	You don't walk around with a boner going, I just got blown, boys.
	So she's like, take it out.
	Blackting.
	Everyone is blacking this whole show.
	Take it out now.
	And he's like, Pamela, don't do that.
	Everyone's vibrating the whole fucking show.
	Look at the lighting.
	Terrible.
	Look at the lighting.
	I cannot see you.
	This is nothing.
	That's the president's.
	That's the first lady's mother.
	She controls them all.
	Wow.
	Go to the other one, though.
	I sent you another sizzle reel.
	The sizzle reels, you go, holy shit, they must be compiling seven years of their craziest shit.
	No, every episode is this insane.
	There's a murder, an explosion, a plane crash, strangling, sex.
	It's like the craziest soap opera ever.
	And I think it's prime time.
	Yeah, I was watching it at night.
	He killed her.
	She's out cold.
	Yeah, good.
	She's insane.
	You won't believe what's coming.
	Like I'm having sex with you and enjoying it.
	You're the most powerful man in the world.
	You can have whatever you ask.
	We made that hill delay, the president.
	They have the whole world full.
	I would jump out of this car.
	Please do.
	That's her daughter.
	Speed up.
	Hit every bump.
	Who did the president kill?
	You said you had this handle.
	She can destroy this whole administration.
	Mike, drop.
	No, you're not having a losing.
	Hunter, is this blood?
	That's the blood from the prostitute.
	When they flip the matchup.
	I mean, it's high school.
	It's fucking junior high-level garbage.
	That is an insult to television.
	It's mocking the concept of a show.
	Remember the movie Night School with Little Kevin?
	Kevin Hart?
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	That was hardly a movie.
	It had three endings.
	You know, when you feel the movie ending, you're like, ah, the resolution.
	Didn't they have five tracks in that movie?
	Am I crazy?
	No, it was jazz music.
	It was like.
	Oh, yeah.
	Every time there was a joke, I'd be like, I'll come to watch it again.
	And then her makeup was yellow, and she's black.
	So her neck and her hands are black.
	Did we not watch that?
	We didn't record that, right?
	I don't think so.
	We just watched it.
	No, we just watched it as civilians.
	We didn't do that for...
	That was not a job.
	But before that, we went to the American History Museum, and it's cool.
	I like it there, and I like the dioramas, especially.
	It's funny how everyone has their things that they like.
	It's almost like pussy or music.
	And you're just like, I like brunettes and punk.
	And other people are like, I like blondes, and I think punk sounds like shit.
	And I go, I get that.
	I like Jane's chains.
	Early Jane, late chains, peppers, and rage.
	And I don't like rocks.
	I don't give a shit about rocks.
	You can show me all your fucking little stalagmites and stalactites and your little crystals.
	Boring.
	I don't like anything Egyptian.
	King Tut and all that shit.
	I hate the aesthetics.
	I don't like the little hieroglyphics with the sideways birds.
	I just don't like the look of it.
	I don't have no reason for it.
	I just, it's not my cup of tea.
	I love Indian shit, history, dioramas, animals, sea stuff, man of wars, jellyfish.
	That's cool.
	Fish in general are cool.
	Yeah, they're cool.
	All losers, mind you.
	Like they keep, you can tell the people who curate these museums are just in awe of a jellyfish.
	And I'm like, a jellyfish, like fishes are shitty.
	But a jellyfish, it's not even done.
	Did you know a manowar isn't even an animal?
	No?
	A manowar is a collection of pieces of shit that don't work.
	So there's like the inflatable part to keep it up.
	There's the long tentacles.
	They do their kind of things, sort of.
	It's really just a series of plants.
	And then the tentacles will sort of get a fish and it'll kind of die and then pieces will come off and another.
	I don't think it has a brain or an asshole, which is the bare minimum to be a thing.
	No, it doesn't have that.
	It just sort of floats around like wrecking shit.
	It's like most journalists today, really.
	They just float around, dox people.
	They don't produce anything.
	They don't have a brain and they are assholes.
	But that's my cup of tea.
	And my wife's into like the universe and stuff.
	The universe sucks.
	There's Earth.
	That matters.
	We're the best.
	And it's like, there's these things that say stuff like, we have barely scratched the surface of the universe.
	Yeah, I know.
	It's infinity.
	In fact, mathematically, we have scratched zero of the universe because it's infinitely small relative to what's out there.
	And infinitely small is the same as zero.
	So we've discovered nothing at all.
	And then we sat in some room and it was like, the way we know what a black hole is, is light is refracted towards the satellite and then we shoot it back, but it goes around this thing.
	And I just said to my kids, too hard.
	And we just walked out.
	Too complicated.
	You can pretend you understand it, but you don't.
	But anyway, all of this is...
	Oh, yeah, I think dinosaurs are cool.
	I don't know if I believe in dinosaurs.
	Oh, that's a new take.
	Can you please play the detective shitty thing?
	It's just, you know, I'm not.
	Please have that saved.
	You know, on the bottom we have all your apps.
	Put that on your app.
	Put that in the app section.
	Can you put it there?
	I can load it into the browser so that way it's easy access every time.
	Yeah, please load it into the browser.
	Because I have a feeling we're going to wear it out like an old VHS tape.
	When we were kids, That scene where in total recall or whatever, where the woman has three tits.
	Oh, hell yeah.
	We rewound that on the VCR so many times that you couldn't see it anymore.
	We wore off that part of the tape.
	I didn't know you could do that.
	This is going to happen with Detective Shitty.
	The gif will wear itself out.
	Well, it's a dot and wolf.
	I got to look into dinosaurs.
	You've got to look, folks.
	I'm so glad we're experiencing this together as a team.
	Ryan has to look into dinosaurs.
	Yeah.
	Because, you know, it's just, it takes as much faith as anything else.
	I mean, I'm just blindly believing.
	Nope, nope, nope.
	I know that smart people have declared dinosaurs are a thing, but I want to know how they're a thing.
	How about fossils?
	Yeah, I know, but then some people say that those aren't actually the real fossils in there because they're radioactive, so there's like layers of lead paint on them.
	So that way the radioactivity doesn't go in.
	And so, I don't know.
	So the fossil, who made the fossils?
	That's a good question.
	You know, I don't know.
	What about actual bones?
	Like, we haven't, we found fossils, but we found literal bones.
	That's a great point.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it's a pretty good point.
	I want to look into it myself, though.
	No, you don't.
	In fact, you're going to drop this subject in about two minutes forever.
	No, I'll remember it.
	No, no, no, you will not.
	You will go.
	You know what?
	You will leave this show.
	As it exports, you'll be noodling on your guitar.
	You will never think of dinosaurs until I bring it up again, probably tomorrow.
	I think it was Owen Benjamin that was like, dude, they're not even real bones.
	Dudes are fake.
	The fossils may be fake.
	You know, did you know Gen Z, that big thing with Gen Z now is denying that Helen Keller existed?
	That's funny.
	How is it funny?
	That's smarter than you.
	Well, you know.
	They're better than you.
	Oh, they say that Helen Keller wasn't retarded or something like that.
	No one said she was retarded.
	They said she was blind, deaf, and mute.
	Right.
	Yeah, they're saying that the person that trained her and helped her to speak and write and do all these things that are impressive is that she was doing all the work?
	Yeah.
	Writing all the books.
	It was like there's something, you know.
	Yeah, that's, you know what that is?
	That's the new way to do research.
	You just sit and think.
	So you're like, man, that sounds like bullshit.
	She wrote a bunch of books now.
	You don't do any actual research and look at real stuff.
	You just go, meh, the library is where they keep the lies.
	Well, that's what I'm saying.
	I do want to lick into it.
	You know the flat earth thing?
	I'm not going to lick into it, though.
	No, I looked into the flat earth thing.
	You licked into the flat earth thing.
	What was fun about that is that you could say, you know what?
	I never looked in.
	I just took it as fact.
	So then you wound up learning about it instead of just taking it for granted.
	Interesting take.
	Yeah.
	How to learn, go to refute it.
	That's actually true.
	There's a book I read called That Which Does Not Kill Us, and it's about cold training with that guy Wynn Hoff.
	Oh, hell yeah.
	Where you go under in ice water and you run around the snow and you take cold showers.
	I tried that.
	And you try to develop brown fat, which is what the Indians have.
	And a lot of people say they're called redskins, not because of all this bullshit about blood, but because they were outside in today's weather with no shirt on.
	And that makes you red because your blood's coursing through your veins.
	And they could handle the cold.
	And the writer, Scott Carney, I had him on my old show a long time ago, and he went there to refute it as a bullshit hoax.
	And then he did it, and it was awesome.
	And now he's running around right now in his panties in the snow.
	Yeah.
	No, I tried that too.
	It was great.
	Remember the cold showers and stuff I was telling you?
	Yeah, I was doing that for a long time.
	It's just like my life is so miserable.
	Boxing is so painful that I just want a moment of joy.
	Just a second.
	Just one minute of joy.
	It's kind of like a superpower, though, because I was walking around New York City with just a shirt on, and it was winter.
	It was winter, winter, like negative.
	And it wasn't negative.
	It was like 20 degrees with wind.
	When?
	Last, or this one maybe two years ago or last winter.
	And, you know, I just.
	Because you're part of Puerto Rican, so you guys wear sweaters in July.
	We love the heat, yeah.
	And it really works.
	It was cool.
	So anyway, Ryan Not Believing in Dinosaurs is a good one.
	But they've updated some of the dioramas.
	I sent this to you in the links.
	Or maybe I didn't.
	0202B.
	That's weird.
	Oh yeah, I did.
	01.
	It's the very first motherfucking link.
	That's Parlor's new logo.
	Someone told me it was the ADL, the Anti-Defamation League, who had Parlor shut down because they said there's too many Nazis there.
	It's a breeding ground for Nazis.
	So if you don't ban people, then that's what you are.
	So say I hate the Amish and I have them banned from all social media.
	If your social media doesn't ban the Amish, then you're an Amish site.
	That's the way censorship works today.
	So I go see this diorama.
	It's been around for forever, probably 100 years.
	And it's Peter Stuyvesant, a stalwart of New York City's history.
	We have Stuyvesant High School and Stuyvesant.
	I know people that were born and bred in the Stuyvesant projects, whatever they are, 14th Street.
	They're actually really nice, especially now.
	So this is Stuyvesant with his Dutch colony in the 1600s, I guess, trading with the local Indians.
	We bought, how much did we buy Manhattan for?
	Was it $14?
	$14 and $1600 was a lot of money.
	And it was just a pile of dirt.
	And we don't know if the Indians owned it.
	Most Indians were nomadic back then.
	So it could have been that the Dutch settlers went up to the Indians and said, we want to buy this.
	And the Indians went, okay.
	So it's $24.
	And how much is that worth?
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Can you just tell me?
	$15 million, quarter century?
	According to Peter Wolf, the total value of all land in the US was $1.3 trillion.
	Just answer the fucking question.
	So keep going down.
	I can't see the fucking number.
	$24 of trinkets and stuff and fucking...
	Thanks, right?
	Well, apparently it wasn't a steal.
	Doesn't it say it right up here?
	Look, go to the top.
	This is Cecil Adams.
	Remember we recommended his book?
	1626, keep going down slowly.
	60 Dutch guilders, $4 ergo, sorry, $72 big A for $72 in today's money.
	What?
	They would contend that $72 or $24 was not such a hot bargain.
	These are mostly Republicans.
	Let's do a few calculations.
	If it's worth $47 billion, half cent per acre.
	This is annoying me.
	Yeah, there's no just easy, quick free.
	Look, just tell me the answer at the very beginning, and then I can move on and read more.
	Oh, this is interesting.
	Alaska costs two cents per acre.
	I don't care.
	Look at this.
	Cecil, just tell us the motherfucking answer.
	Here, I'll keep talking, and you keep looking and see if you can find that number.
	So it's possible that they just said, yeah, it's for sale.
	And then they got their trinkets and their money and they went on their merry way.
	And then the Dutch said, we own this island now.
	New York.
	What was it called?
	I think it was called New Amsterdam originally.
	So Peter Stuyvesant was an integral part of that.
	And this is what's been pissing me off with these fucking statues.
	I met Bryant Park on the weekend, and there's this big statue there of some dude in a waistcoat, waistcoat, made of bronze.
	Okay, what did he do for New York?
	Then I read it, and he's some Brazilian bureaucrat who was very pro-education.
	Ooh, education is important, especially public schools.
	Oh, okay.
	So in Rio de Janeiro or whatever the fuck it was in Brazil, he pushed for public schools and public education.
	Okay, put him in a park in Brazil then, faggots.
	Why is he in my life?
	Why isn't Bill the Butcher there?
	Oh, well, Bill the Butcher was a xenophobe.
	And he was violent.
	He was a violent leader of a gang called the Bowery Boys.
	Okay.
	That was life back then.
	900 bucks?
	951.
	That's not very good.
	I think it's worth a lot more than $951 today.
	I think so.
	60 gilders.
	I'm not sure I believe it.
	Okay.
	So yes, it was a quote-unquote steal.
	Assuming Indians owned the land, or at least had been living there, assuming anyone in that tribe was born in Manhattan, which I'm pretty dubious of, it was pretty stinky up until we started importing water from upstate New York.
	If you recall, the five points was diarrhea, dysentery, disease central.
	Any his, Peter Stuyvesant was an integral part of creating modern New York.
	Oh, sorry, I forgot the Bill the Butcher thing.
	So Bill the Butcher was a violent criminal.
	He was a successful leader of a gang.
	It was gangs of New York time back then, right?
	So why doesn't he get a statue?
	Does a statue mean I support this person and 100% of what he did and or believed in?
	Obviously not.
	That's insane.
	It means this person represents a seminal part of the local area's history.
	I guess you can do all of America occasionally, especially in Washington, D.C. You should have George Washington and Lincoln and shit.
	But outside of that, why do we have this fucker?
	Yeah, that's it.
	What's his name?
	Prada or something?
	Why is he in Bryant Park?
	Andrada.
	Andrada.
	New York City should be all New York City people, and it should be a few American people.
	Again, people always say, oh, so should they have Hitler?
	Well, it depends.
	It's conceivable.
	In certain parts, you know, you educate people when you show the statue.
	What about all these southerners?
	They were traitors.
	They wanted to separate the country.
	Yeah, that's an integral part of America's history, the Civil War.
	We lost the modern equivalent of 5 million people in that war.
	We should have as many statues for or against it as possible.
	Anyway, so if you go to the top of this, this is the Stuyvesant diorama.
	Reconsidering this scene, they've wokeified their dioramas.
	Can you zoom in on that reconsidering this scene?
	This, I'm going to say 1601.
	Yeah, this 1601 encounter between Dutch and Lenape leaders was intended to celebrate the Dutch founders of old New York.
	But the scene offers only stereotypical representations.
	Yeah, that's what dioramas tend to do.
	They tend to be pretty stereotypical because they're representing a grander scene using a microcosm.
	Isn't that what the origin of the word stereotype is?
	If there was something like a stitch in time saves nine, instead of having to use it all the time, they would have it pre-made with the typeset.
	So when someone used that colloquialism, you could just go, oh, I already have it here.
	That's what stereotype is.
	So yeah, of course it's stereotypical, you cunt.
	I read this fucking Proud Boys article on the weekend, and she was talking about how it's a fraternity-like organization.
	And I realized she's so dumb and uninformed that she doesn't know what fraternal means.
	So when she sees it called a fraternal organization, all she knows is fraternities from movies and stuff.
	So she calls it a fraternity-like because she doesn't know what fraternal is.
	Anyway, go back.
	So it's stereotypical, yes, and ignores how complex and violent colonization was for Native people.
	Yeah, let's ignore that.
	Let's overemphasize.
	What's going on?
	By the way, I look like I have hemophilia with the lighting here.
	Look at this.
	Hi, I've been Dead for three weeks.
	Do you still have it boosted from when I had a white shirt on last show?
	Everything's as usual.
	Okay, anyway.
	So they take umbrage with Stuyvesant having a gun, and they say he wasn't just trading with people because the guy next to him had a gun, so that wasn't fair.
	Okay, what are you basing that on?
	Is this just a hunch?
	This goes back to Ryan just saying, I don't believe in dinosaurs.
	That just seems weird.
	I don't know if I do.
	I'm going to look into it.
	He doesn't know if he believes in dinosaurs.
	I have to confirm why I've believed in dinosaurs.
	You have to recognize the facts.
	The lie, Barry.
	So go back.
	There he is.
	Woman in the background.
	That's a problem, by the way, that the women are in the background.
	Women were not big on making deals with colonists on either side.
	Sorry if that's not a feminist, if 1601 doesn't seem very feminist to you.
	What the fuck?
	And then go to the next picture.
	Clothing.
	The clothing.
	It's very stereotypical.
	Yeah, this Dutch leader, Peter Stuyvesant, is shown in a position of power, although this scene supposedly shows a peace negotiation.
	It depicts a one-way exchange.
	Stuyvesant's hand is outstretched, demanding tribute.
	We don't know what the deal was here.
	Maybe he said, okay, let's do the deal.
	If you guys bring this, then I'll give you this.
	Here he is.
	Here they are providing their half of the deal.
	Now, he displays a gun.
	I guarantee you, the woman who wrote this little acetate thing that was glued onto the fucking diorama doesn't have a degree in history.
	And then finally, what's the next one?
	Look, there's glue dripping down like jizz.
	Colonialism and cultural representation.
	The museum and all of New York City are on original Lenape territory in an effort to acknowledge the ongoing impact of colonialism, as well as the urgent need to reconceive or recognize, as Ryan would say, how diverse peoples and cultures are represented in the museum.
	We have undertaken a series of initiatives in our cultural halls.
	These initiatives, including re-examination of this diorama, will add a diversity of voices and perspectives to the museum's displays.
	Someone said on parlor, what's really going on here is the donors.
	Donors said, I will give you another extra million if you wokeify some of these dioramas.
	Some silly old lady who's part of the trend of wokeification because people talk about it at dinner parties.
	The rich, especially rich white people in New York City, have always loved the underdogs.
	In fact, the foundations of the NAACP, they all look like something out of that British show with the fucking rich people, Downton Abbey.
	They all look like the NAACP was founded by like Sir Agatha Prontothneu and Lord Biddertwixt in their effort to humanize the Negro.
	Interesting thing about Peter Stuyvesant too is he was a Knickerbocker.
	And the Dutch colonists were called Knickerbockers because they wore those faggy trousers, which is a song by Madness.
	And they were called Knickers, right?
	They're still called Knickers.
	So the Knickerbockers were rebels.
	They were revolutionaries.
	They crossed the ocean.
	They built New York City.
	They're incredible.
	We should pay homage to them.
	And we do, with a basketball team called the Knicks.
	The Knicks are named after the Knickerbockers.
	There is no way in hell anyone will ever fuck with the Knicks because they're black.
	And it's basketball.
	The Knicks could be called the honkies.
	And no one would do it.
	They could be called the Kniggers and no one would do anything about it.
	It would be like recognizing the word.
	However, I don't know if I included this in the notes.
	They're canceling hockey, the skating rink in New York.
	So one of Trump's biggest victories was Central Park was trying to have a skating rink in it.
	And they suck at that because they're the government and the government sucks at everything they do.
	So Trump took it over and boom, it was done under budget before the deadline.
	It's a beautiful skating rink.
	It totally rules.
	They do it for leisure.
	People skate there for fun.
	They also have hockey games there.
	And if you're a kid in the city, especially near Central Park in the Upper West Side, the Upper East Side, you don't get a lot of sport time.
	De Blasio and his henchmen are canceling it because they're racist.
	And you can't go after the Knicks and basketball and the Knickerbockers.
	That's off limits.
	But you can go after white sports.
	So they're canceling the fucking hockey rink.
	It's done.
	We finally got some snow.
	We finally got some cold.
	And the kids can't play hockey.
	Just solely out of spite.
	There is no rationale for this.
	What's going on with this desk here?
	It's just a dick move.
	There's no point in it.
	They can dance.
	They can?
	New York City.
	They can go rent.
	They can dance if they want to.
	They can dance.
	Because the gay Puerto Ricans can't sing.
	Well, that sort of jumps us to racism.
	You know, you saw that, though, right?
	This part?
	There's a really boring hallway when you first go in that is just addressing the statue and why is it racist and all this other shit.
	What statue?
	The Roosevelt and the Two Indians.
	Oh, I saw that one.
	I walked by it.
	There were people, a lot of people, standing there reading this horse shit.
	It was so boring and so contrived.
	And it's just people's opinions on it.
	Like this guy says this about it and a little bit of history.
	And I couldn't believe people were standing there forcing themselves to look virtuous.
	Because the Indians seem subservient in that statue.
	But we don't know.
	None of them know the story behind it and what Roosevelt did for the Indians.
	But the symbolism of the statue is always problematic.
	Shut the fuck.
	Those people, they're all just kissing their donors' asses.
	So they're like, whatever our donors want is not problematic, and whatever they object to, even in the slightest way, it's such a huge, beautiful statue, too.
	It's almost like a building.
	And by the way, speaking of Gavin Wax in our three hunks episode, he was there protesting their decision.
	Every time people say, why don't you get more politically active?
	Gavin Wax is handling it for me, thanks.
	Why have two Gavins?
	I talked to Dennis Prager.
	We were watching a fucking Republican, the Republican Club, and they had Dennis Prager talk.
	This is where.
	This is when.
	What are you talking about?
	Me and my girlfriend at the time.
	Oh, you broke it up?
	We have broken up yet.
	What happened?
	It's a long story, but it's just a mutual breakup of just we're not compatible.
	Because there's two different views for a future, and I don't know.
	It had nothing to do with you being late all the time and noodling away on your guitar and sleeping all day?
	These are all things that a man shouldn't be sorry for playing guitar.
	Waking up at 4 p.m.?
	But she doesn't have a platform.
	Is it okay to wake up at 4 p.m.?
	Yeah.
	I think it is okay.
	Okay.
	I think that is okay.
	I guess if you were working for the poor all night or like building a house, what were you doing that enabled you to sleep till 4 p.m.?
	It's whatever I want to do, staying up till the sun comes up and liking that.
	And what were you doing, though, when the sun came up?
	Sometimes I record music, sometimes I play video recording.
	Well, in this particular instance, though.
	This Saturday.
	It would be Friday.
	I don't know.
	Oh, it was both.
	I don't remember.
	It started Friday.
	It leaked well into Saturday.
	Yeah, I don't recall.
	Would it have anything to do with you having a new video game that you wanted to finish?
	Yeah, that had a lot to do with it.
	But that's not every time I stay up.
	I usually stay up.
	Yeah, well, we're talking about this one particular time.
	I usually stay up.
	What was the game?
	I always stay up till.
	Super Mario Kart.
	What was the game?
	I usually stay up till 6 o'clock.
	What was the game on Friday?
	I'll show you.
	It was called Little Nightmares.
	It's really good.
	But that's why I got these blue blocking glasses so that way my circadian rhythm.
	Yeah, you can spend more time on video games.
	No, no.
	I mean, no, it makes you want to sleep.
	If you got up at 4, that means you went to bed at 8.
	9, 10, 11, 12, 1, 2, 3, 4.
	8 hours.
	Sometimes I go to bed at 6.
	Sometimes I stay up till 8 a.m.
	Okay, so you stayed up to 8 a.m. and you're impressed with your new glasses that allow you to sleep.
	This is what I deal with on a daily basis, guys.
	Apparently, the University of Toronto said that it's conclusive.
	That these help you...
	Your body, when it has too much blue light, it doesn't release the melatonin.
	So, you know, this blocks the ball.
	Were you wearing those when you stayed up until eight in the morning?
	I just got these last night.
	Okay.
	So this was the game I was playing.
	It's very fun.
	It's creative.
	Does it take it for children?
	It's not.
	Like, I mean, 13-year-olds.
	There's like 12-year-olds.
	There's grotesque things going on and little puzzles.
	The puzzles are tough.
	This is not for...
	Well, I could imagine being retarded.
	They're very hard.
	I wouldn't know.
	So this is what you stayed up all night.
	And you got dumped for playing this video game till basically 4 p.m.
	There was no dumping.
	In fact, I brought up the breaking up part first, and she kind of agreed.
	It's just, you know, preemptive strike.
	There's things, you know, that we don't see eye to eye on.
	I'm not done speaking myself.
	But she also doesn't have a platform to talk, so it's probably not fair that I even go into it.
	But it's basically that.
	That's fair.
	So, ladies, Detective Shitty is single.
	Do you like visiting the fag zone, which looks like an episode of Hoarders?
	And you want to hang out with a guy who sleeps all day and plays video games all night?
	That's not true.
	I just know nothing and doesn't believe in dinosaurs.
	I don't know if I believe in dinosaurs.
	You're a man.
	He's available and ready to rock.
	So please don't.
	Look him up.
	Don't look him up.
	DM him on Twitter.
	Send nude.
	Do not.
	And he is available.
	Not interested.
	My experience of knowing him for many years is it will not last.
	That's good.
	That's a fling.
	I wouldn't be looking for Mr. Wright here with Mr. Ross.
	Besides this.
	So Dennis Prager was talking at the Young Republicans.
	It was all Zoom.
	This is on the weekend?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Or Friday.
	It might have been Friday.
	And so people are bombing like Antifa or whatever people that hate Prager.
	We're bombing the screen share.
	So at any point, I don't know how they haven't figured this out.
	At any point, people can just show their screen as like Dennis Prager, like cock and ball torture.
	And it's just like him and it's like Dennis Prager, as if that was a quote, which is kind of funny.
	But if you're Dennis Prager and you're doing something even remotely live or that involves contributors, you absolutely have to have some sort of screening process or it's going to get destroyed.
	Yeah, I don't know how that was being done.
	And they kicked one of them out, then another one did it.
	And this was one of the biggest ones.
	There was like 90 people there.
	There was one of the biggest because there was Columbia University, NYU, and usually.
	So you got on.
	What did you say?
	Well, so the curator, the host of the thing picked her.
	And she was like, oh, I didn't have a question.
	And I was like, oh, but we're big fans and blah, blah.
	And then he was like, where are you guys from?
	I want to do a better impression of that.
	But I'm working on it.
	And so I told him where I was from and stuff like that.
	And he asked another question and stuff like that.
	And so, you know, just had a brief thing.
	And that was like the last question there.
	But she was all embarrassed, you know, because she didn't have a question.
	That's the worst story that has ever been told on this show.
	Apparently, I thought it was pretty cool.
	What did you say?
	You don't even remember it.
	So we were also waiting for.
	I just said, you know, it's a big fan.
	I wasn't always a Republican.
	She's like, did you guys, how did you guys become Republican?
	I was like, she was raised conservative.
	And I kind of found that.
	First I voted for Obama and then I started hearing, you know, Republicans say their side for the first time in history because all the TV channels, depending on, you know, unless you're watching Fox, it's all going to be liberal.
	So I was like, default liberal until like two years ago, blah, blah.
	And there was this other guy that looked like Jaden Smith that was really aggressive and insulting to him.
	And he was like, I went, I'm go to NYU, which is a real university.
	Oh, my God.
	You mean Prager U isn't a real university?
	That one's so retarded.
	That's so embarrassing.
	Like, that's a cringe insult.
	It's like a Trump University.
	Same with Bounce U. Yeah.
	That's a 40-year-old woman's take.
	it's not a real university.
	So he bombed the thing and he was trying to be all shitty.
	And he was like, you've said the N-word.
	You said nigger.
	So I want to tell you, you call me a nigger right now.
	And he's like, I'm not going to do that.
	And unfortunately, what I meant was that we can't say it to reference the word.
	So we can't have a talk about the word.
	So I like how that guy's argument is.
	You're going around calling everyone nigger when they're not around.
	And now that there's a black man in front of you, you're going to chicken out.
	Right.
	What kind of fucking redneck, and I don't want to disparage rednecks.
	What kind of moron do you think you're talking to?
	Yeah.
	Like, you think, so in his world, Dennis goes, how did you know I said that?
	I'm not going to say it.
	I didn't know they really existed.
	Oh, man.
	Also in the chat, he was like, everybody who's spoken so far is white, and as the only black conservative, he's not conservative.
	The only black conservative here, I think I should be able to ask.
	And they fucking picked him because of that.
	Yeah.
	Fucking, these kids have no backbone.
	Like, these Republican kids.
	And they booted a kid for saying when they were talking about the insurrection, insurrection.
	Somebody was like, you know, a very brave few people did that.
	And it was a joke.
	And they banned him from the chat.
	Come on.
	I don't think it's a joke.
	A lot of people think the insurrection was brave.
	Sure, sure.
	Sure, sure.
	Shit, sure.
	Shit, sure.
	God, we have a lot to get to.
	How long have we been talking for?
	About an hour.
	All right, I'll just do it in chronological order.
	Here's something I learned on Saturday night.
	So I wanted to watch the fight.
	I think it might be the best fight I've ever seen in my life.
	Burchel versus Valdez.
	I hadn't heard of either of those guys.
	They're welterweights.
	Fucking animals.
	What are you doing, Ryan?
	You're showing all your notes.
	So on Friday night, no, Saturday night, I'm getting all these calls.
	I have a little MAGA dad group out in the burbs.
	It took me a while, but I have found the sane people.
	And we talk and we hang and we suck each other off and we do special K and we finger goats.
	That's what MAGA people do.
	That's gross.
	No, it's not.
	The goats are dead.
	Oh, okay.
	So he's calling me, this one dude in the group is calling me, come out, man, come out.
	And this is a lesson for you, especially if you're a funny person.
	Okay, listen closely to me.
	When someone insists that you come out, they are bored, they're with a dud, and they're looking for a court gesture to change the course of the night.
	And here's how you know.
	If you're doing something fun, you usually don't text other people and say, come along.
	If you're the other person and you text a fun person who's having fun, then they'll go, oh yeah, man, shit, we're at the fucking pig's head tavern.
	Come down here.
	Joe's here, blah, blah, blah's here.
	That's a winner.
	Go get that.
	You weren't invited to that because they were too busy having fun to go text anyone.
	If they're having a shitty time, and by the way, this guy who did this to me, I like him.
	It's not that he's not fun, but he was in a shitty situation with a broad and broads are boring.
	If you're not fucking them, what are you doing here?
	I don't know why he chose to hang out with a woman with no sexual inclination whatsoever.
	What are you doing?
	We're different.
	We don't have to hang out with them anymore.
	Let's go back to when we were 11 and we thought they had cooties.
	I want to be a woman.
	So I should have clued in that he kept insisting I come out.
	That was clue one.
	Clue two, he said, I said, I can't come out.
	I'm watching a big fight tonight.
	And he goes, oh, who's fighting?
	That's clue two.
	If they care about what you're doing.
	If I was super busy having an amazing time, and I guess we were in the Bronx or something doing a pub call, and I realized we're near this guy who lives there, Jamie.
	And I texted Jamie, and he's like, I can't come out.
	I would just go, whatever, faggot.
	Or I'd be like that country singer who said, pussy ass niggas.
	Like I would, and then I would drop it.
	I wouldn't go, what are you doing?
	And then he said, I'm making lasagna.
	What kind of lasagna?
	Are you adding corn?
	That's a bad move if you are.
	So he asked me who's fighting.
	I wanted details about the fight.
	Three, he said, I'll pay for all your beers.
	Uh-oh.
	Beers, I drink bud.
	It's four to seven dollars depending on the place.
	So I can afford $21 in beer.
	And then number four.
	Wait, what was number four?
	They insist you come.
	They're interested in what you're doing.
	And then they won't shut up about it.
	I think I forgot number four, but they won't shut up about it.
	So then I go there, stupidly enough, and the dynamic was so weird.
	I was doing jokes.
	She said she adopted a Chinese guy, and she wants to get him into boxing.
	I said, oh, my gym doesn't accept Asians.
	And she's like, what?
	And then the other guy said, oh, he's just kidding.
	How can you not get that in 2021, a gym will accept all races?
	Clearly.
	Yeah, that was supposed to be a joke.
	So it was so bad.
	I was writing on my arm.
	Do you ever do this?
	You write on your arm, this is boring?
	No.
	Yeah, I wrote it.
	She's probably thinking I have a weird rash on my inner elbow because I wrote, this is boring on my jacket like 100 times.
	And then I was writing it on my leg.
	Wow.
	A hundred times.
	She didn't get any jokes.
	So anyway, I scrambled back home in time for the pre-fights.
	What do you call them?
	Undercards?
	The undercards for Burt Shelton Valdez.
	Valdez is a fucking animal.
	He is friends with an alligator.
	Do you want to play 1-4?
	I never heard of this guy before.
	I'm not big on boxers, like knowing them all.
	Money starts coming in, and I'm not a person who likes a lot of luxury, who likes fancy cars.
	But what I do is a ranch lifestyle.
	So I bought myself a ranch in Herbosillo.
	So little by little, I started getting more of my animals, and the most famous animal that I have right now, which is my oldest one, is an alligator, an American alligator.
	Which name is Steve.
	His name is Steve.
	When I was a kid, I was a big fan of Steve Irving.
	Oh, hell yeah.
	Crocodile Henry.
	I've had him more than 10 years already.
	So you get to know him.
	You get to know when he's angry, when he's not, when he's comfortable.
	A lot of people think I'm crazy, but I know when to grab him and when to swim with him.
	He goes swimming with his pet alligator Steve.
	This is when you know you're in trouble.
	We don't talk about boxing.
	We just enjoy ourselves with our boy.
	By the way, I know I've said this before, but I was watching this match and they're both Mexican.
	And they're all like, we're the warriors.
	We're the Aztecs.
	We are the people, you know, the apocalypto.
	No, dude, you're white.
	Sorry, you speak a European language.
	You're Spanish.
	Why are we the bad guys for killing the Indians and taking over?
	You're the bad guys, too.
	You're Spanish.
	You're the conquistadors.
	I know some of you are short and look like Aztecs, but at least half of you have to take some responsibility if we do.
	Now, I'm saying no one should.
	That's the way history works.
	But this whole like, we took over the country.
	No, no, sorry.
	We took over the country.
	We ruined it.
	We stole it from the Lenape's.
	We should change this diorama to recognize that.
	So should Mexicans.
	You speak Spanish, Spain-ish.
	Recognize the library.
	You are Spain-ish.
	You are Hispanic.
	Anyway, what a fucking fight.
	I was alone.
	I regret not having people over.
	I was alone screaming at my TV.
	Holy fuck.
	So we won't show you the undercard, but it was awesome too.
	But here's some highlights.
	So Burchell was the one with the belt.
	He lost like 16 pounds to do this fight.
	Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
	He lost 16 pounds to do this fight.
	He put it on in one day.
	I think he just ate a bunch of cakes.
	Yeah, he put on 16 pounds in 24 hours.
	What?
	So his body's kind of rocked by that.
	But Valdez is hungry.
	He's new.
	He wants a legacy.
	He wants to be the guy people talk about.
	He wants to be a Pacquiao.
	So he came in like when I watched the first round, I went, calm down.
	I'm alone.
	Calm down, Valdez.
	You're stressing me out.
	But he kept going, kept going.
	He has this crazy left hook.
	And Burchel doesn't have any defense.
	He's known as a guy who not only gets hit a lot, but he gets hit with fucking slam dunks.
	So you better knock him out early, Burchel, which he does.
	But Valdez kept getting with this left hook.
	And then he started doing the Elvis thing.
	His legs were shaking.
	Show his legs.
	I thought it might be fake because he came back from this.
	I can't see anything right now.
	Wait, go back to the beginning then.
	That's Alligator Man right there doing the left hook.
	Look at his legs.
	Hey, nothing but a hound dog.
	Look at him.
	And he's down.
	Now, stop the fight right here.
	I'm a homo when it comes to boxing, and I think all fights should be stopped with the first knockdown.
	That's the final one, though.
	Did you see that?
	You got to see it.
	I think they'll play it in slow motion.
	Deks it, deeks it, whack.
	Wow.
	He used the second slip to give himself momentum.
	Oh, there's he doing.
	I'm going frame by frame.
	Look at that.
	It's just a bag of bones.
	Here it comes.
	See that?
	And then wham!
	That is straight in the fucking face.
	He uses that to get momentum.
	Bam.
	That was like the 50th left hook, too.
	Whamo.
	Bye.
	See you later.
	And you know, we thought he was dead.
	I was texting other guys at the gym.
	We thought he was dead.
	He was lying on his stomach, and he started doing like a weird seizure.
	And they didn't show the replay for the longest time until he came up because they thought he was dead.
	I noticed they don't show it here.
	Dude, it was harsh.
	So it would be snuffed that they're showing.
	You're right.
	Over and over.
	No, no, we weren't cheering.
	We weren't going, dude, you just got rocked, bitch.
	Everyone was going...
	I have a list of people who are down to me.
	My idols down to me.
	My box analysis is down to me.
	They said, but our government's going to knock me out.
	I got a message out there to tell everybody.
	Don't let nobody tell you what you can.
	You can't kill a boxing.
	You can kill a man in a boxing ring and get away with it.
	I want to see him lying there.
	I know, it's hard to find.
	I watched it with my own eyes.
	He was having a seizure.
	He's done.
	I think he's done.
	All right, let's, before we start the show, we've been chatting for an hour now.
	I guess I got a lot of notes for tomorrow.
	I want to talk about the book.
	There he is.
	Explosive!
	Cap it fast!
	Oh, wow.
	Yes, he is.
	Oh, no.
	Is he bouncing because the other guy's running around?
	No.
	Okay.
	This isn't WWE.
	Explosive!
	Cap it, folks!
	That was human dynamite!
	And then they put it, sat him up on a stool, and Valdez came over and was like, thank you so much, Yese.
	And I bet you a million bucks that Burchel was just sort of going, who is this nice little Mexican man talking to me?
	Hello.
	What are you doing in my boxing ring house?
	Don't you have any tacos?
	Jushuga Biba.
	Jushuga B-bag.
	He should have got a bee bag and driven away from that fucking ring before the fight started.
	Here's a fun book.
	Sonny, 60 Years, Hells Angels.
	Now, Sonny Barger didn't start the Hells Angels, but he was there 10 years in 1957, I think.
	I think they started in 47.
	Basically, the Hells Angels were guys who were in World War II, and they've been driving around North Africa on Harleys and shooting people and fucking prostitutes and having the most intense time imaginable.
	And then they come back to golly land.
	And they're like, one day I hope, with little rosy red cheeks, like fucking Pee Wee Herman characters.
	One day I hope to kiss a lady on the lips.
	Meanwhile, they saw a lady's lips get shot off as he was fucking her from behind.
	So they were bored and they started the Hell's Angels, but they had the regiment of the military.
	So they have captains and lieutenants.
	And Sonny was there basically since day one.
	Holy shit, is this a fun coffee table book?
	So it's him.
	A lot of pics.
	Lots.
	It's all pics.
	But it's him explaining the sort of progression from the 40s, 50s, 60s all the way up to now.
	Him going to jail, them fighting the feds on a RICO charge and winning.
	Really sad page at the end where he talks about this funeral he went to, and it's the only one he choked up at.
	And it was some kid who had been in one of his movies, and he was following the pack in a truck, and they got in a road rage thing.
	And without anyone seeing what happened, the guy got out of the car and shot this poor kid in the head.
	Yeah, he's done a lot of movies and books.
	Barger has, but he learned not to call them the Hell's Angels because they get 50% of whatever you do if you make a movie or a book and it says Hell's Angels.
	So he calls them the infidels and other stuff now.
	Great fucking guy.
	And what I found amazing about this book is very early on they established a basic rule.
	There's tons of rules.
	No heroin, no fucking your guy's girlfriend.
	But here's the big one.
	And this is why I think that they are linked to God.
	Just like I say, capitalism is God.
	America is closer to God.
	The Hell's Angels are closer to God.
	Because at the very beginning, they said, no lying to a brother.
	Truth became the backbone of the club.
	No lie at all.
	I had spaghetti last night and we found out you didn't.
	You're gone.
	And you're looking at the pictures and you're like, you have never lied to you about anything.
	And, you know, they say the truth shall set you free.
	It's a biblical concept, truth and not lying.
	And I can't help but think that's why the club lasted so long and is so powerful.
	Because they followed that one biblical thing.
	I'm sure they're all fucking atheists, but that doesn't mean that God doesn't have your back.
	You son of a bitch.
	Anyway, it's called, it's by Ralph Sonny Barger, Sonny, 60 Years, Hells Angels.
	Great coffee table book.
	I can't recommend it enough.
	Were they the first motor club ever?
	No.
	Okay.
	In fact, I think the Hells Angels was started by a guy who was pissed off and left his club called the Pissed Off Motherfuckers or something.
	Hmm.
	Wow.
	I wonder what the first rival for Hells Angels were.
	Do you know that?
	I don't know.
	Okay.
	I don't know.
	Interesting.
	My son Johnny is named after Johnny from the Wild One, the Marlon Brando character.
	What are you rebelling against?
	What do you got?
	All right, let's dive into the show with some racism.
	Let's talk about racism.
	That was racist, guys.
	Lot of racial shit this weekend.
	Lot of racial shit.
	I can't.
	I would normally jump to the mailbag, but I got to get this in, yo.
	White people suck.
	2-8.
	I thought this was interesting, and it sort of relates to the museum.
	So this incompetent boob, widna.kb, use your fucking name in your face, please.
	Be brave.
	Get in trouble.
	British people will be like, you get the government you deserve.
	And then he shows four pictures.
	Click on the pictures.
	So that picture appears to be Britain going in there, tormenting slaves, making them kiss their boots at gunpoint, I guess.
	And these poor, beautiful Indians.
	By the way, even if that narrative was true, okay, you lose.
	We have better firepower.
	That's what war is.
	I mean, Indian tribes that had better bow and arrows and better systems for slinging arrows would beat the tribes that didn't have enough arrows.
	That's history.
	So this whole idea of like in that book, Jared, what's his name, Guns, Germs, and Steel, where we cheated because we had guns, there's no rules.
	All's fair in love and war.
	So if we had better firepower, we win the game.
	It's not like everyone had access to guns, but we all agreed not to touch them and we touched them, Jared Diamond.
	No.
	We had access to guns because we created them.
	The Chinese had firepower.
	They spent it on fireworks.
	What?
	Turn your fireworks sideways and shoot it at someone.
	Then you win the land.
	Isn't that why the cult was such a game changer?
	Because the Comanches were whooping their ass down there and they had to learn how to...
	They couldn't shoot rifles on horseback.
	I did not know that.
	So they had to invent different guns and shit.
	Oh, I see.
	To spank them.
	I would think a rifle would be better on horseback because you're like maybe this or this.
	Was it still like the musket-loaded one, like where you have to load through the barrel and all that crap?
	I don't know.
	I mean, the Indian Wars went 400 years.
	They went well into modern gun time.
	They went into like an hour ago, if you'll check our History of America chart that we sell on the site.
	So wait, go back to those pictures.
	So one was black people kissing boots because that's cheating.
	And then the next one is just black people would just carry us around.
	Or she looks Asian.
	They just carry us around.
	We'd make them to her.
	We'd shoot them.
	Okay?
	Strange view of the government.
	And then we'd chop their heads off and shit if they didn't.
	And we'd hang them from trees if they didn't go our way.
	Okay.
	And lastly, we'd just like chase Chinese people down the street and fucking stab them and chop their heads off.
	So that's the narrative, right?
	And then someone has access to Google image and traces the image and says, Photo One, go to the top, ship for brains.
	Photo one is the conquest of Benin, an empire which grew rich through selling Africans to the new world.
	Ah, I see.
	So these were African slave traders.
	We invaded their town and took it over.
	So if you're mad at that scenario, maybe Get mad at the African slave traders who became rich imposing slavery on their own citizens?
	Second photo is of a Frenchman who was trying to win a bet.
	In other words, totally irrelevant, doesn't exist.
	It's jackass, basically.
	The third is of the 1817 candy revolt, which was crushed by the Anglo-Sri Lankan army.
	Okay.
	And the fourth one is the French in China.
	Anyway, I started this whole racism thing because the narrative is that white people are evil and they ruin the world.
	And it takes just a pube of research to notice that there's a little more nuance than that, Stuyvesant.
	But Coca-Cola is unaware of this, so they're making their new thing hating white people.
	Be less white.
	So this is a reaction to that.
	Turn it up.
	Remember those days where girls were just magic?
	So that's obviously a joke, but it's based on reality, and reality is 3-0, which is going big on the internet this weekend, where they were caught doing a training video telling their Coca-Cola was telling their employees to try to be less white.
	And less white means be less oppressive, be less arrogant, be less certain.
	What if you're right?
	And isn't this normal Christian values?
	Like, isn't arrogance a sin, the sin of pride?
	Be less defensive.
	Be less defensive.
	Oh, so just take it on the chin.
	Be less ignorant so white people are ignorant.
	Be more humble.
	Listen, believe, break with apathy.
	Let's see what this guy has to say.
	You were reading above was leaked by a Coca-Cola employee.
	Coca-Cola is forcing all of their employees to take a class, how to be less white.
	This is crazy.
	Be less oppressive, white people.
	Be less arrogant.
	Be less certain.
	Make sure you question yourself as basically what they're saying if you're white.
	Be less defensive and ignorant and be humble.
	Because white people, your pale white skin makes you prideful.
	Listen, believe, break with white solidarity.
	Listen, anyone that teaches that another race is inferior to another, this is the textbook definition of racism.
	Anyways, Coke sucks.
	It's cancer.
	Drink water.
	Okay.
	Hell yeah.
	So anytime there's something wrong, it's white people's fault.
	And even in the case of Coca-Cola, nothing was wrong, but they just made it white people's fault.
	So we've been talking a lot last week about this race war going on in California, especially near in and around Oakland, which is blacks versus Asians.
	It's predominant in every major city across the country, but it's particularly bad in Oakland.
	Word got out that Asians don't call the cops and they carry cash around.
	Or sometimes in a shitty neighborhood, they're the only ones working.
	They have a bodega or a deli, and so they're the only ones to rob.
	So let's rob them.
	They tend not to shoot back.
	I think it's time to shoot back, by the way, like you did in the LA riots there, Koreans.
	But there was an Asian dude killed who's got a funny name.
	I'm not sure where he was killed, but in New York on the weekend, they had a demo against white supremacy.
	Now, this is common in New York.
	Several hundred people from the Washington Square Park unite against white nationalism rally are now marching through Chelsea.
	The protest is in response to an anti-Asian AAP violence happening in New York and across the country.
	Oh, so I think the guy was killed in New York.
	The perp's black.
	Show this thread.
	It's a black guy that killed him.
	So a black guy kills an old Asian man in New York, and they have a protest against white nationalism.
	This goes back to those Indians who were pissing on the blacks, and they said they were enabling whiteness.
	What the fuck is going on?
	So that thread's going to be garbage because it's responding to a lefty.
	But Ryan, stop showing that.
	It's not relevant.
	Yeah, and it reminds me of the rally they had at the Brooklyn Museum where it was for trans lives.
	This is at the peak of COVID, and there was maybe 100,000 people in Brooklyn protesting trans lives.
	And as we saw on Milo's show when he had that tranny guest on, the vast majority, like to the tune of 80, 90%, of the people murdering these trans people are black.
	Why is this?
	Number of reasons.
	One, you'll have a tranny take a black guy home and not tell him she's a tranny.
	White people, other cultures, Japanese people, Lebanese people, they go, oh, dude, that's gross.
	But there's homophobic cultures such as Arabs, Hispanics, especially Mexicans and blacks.
	And they see being a fag as the worst thing imaginable, even though you can do it on the DL.
	So when your girlfriend pulls out her dick at home, they might get killed.
	Secondly, trainees are attracted to thug life.
	They like the bad boys.
	They like the Coke.
	They like the drugs.
	So those people in general tend to get killed.
	If you hang around gangbangers, the odds are you're going to get killed.
	Thirdly, they're drug addicts.
	They're doing deals.
	They're buying meth.
	When you're in that world, you tend to get killed.
	And in America, people involved in gangbanging and drugs tend to be African-American, especially in New York.
	We don't have a lot of MS-13 up here.
	El Chapo is not stationed in New York City.
	So if you had gone to that rally with like a sign that showed all the people who had killed trans, and Milo's guest showed a video montage of it, and it was like 100 black dudes who had killed trans people, and she was trans.
	So she wanted the truth out.
	But just like this, they go, no, forget who's doing it.
	It's Nazi skinheads from the 80s.
	The other thing amazing about it, too, is it reminded me of that rally.
	Remember at the Pulse shooting when Milo and I went there and kissed each other's hot lips in front of the Pulse nightclub and said, fuck Islam, to piss Off the homophobes in Muslim culture, which, by the way, the left stole from us and started doing in the safety of their own homes with each other's boyfriends.
	That's not dangerous, and gay on gay is not interesting.
	You're not going out on a limb there to kiss your boyfriend.
	I went on a limb because I was at Pulse.
	We had a bodyguard looking for snipers, and I kissed a homosexual, which is gross.
	But the next week, a silly Jewish man dressed like Mork from Fag named Work for Peace.
	Nanu, Nanu.
	W-E-R-K, Work for Peace, he said, well, a Muslim and Islam sees gays not as second-class citizens like they do with women.
	They see gays as worthy of the death penalty.
	It's a capital offense, just like it is in the Caribbean.
	It's a capital offense in most Muslim countries, most Arab countries, to kill gays.
	You cannot be gay.
	So he takes that and he goes, hmm, they showed up the Pulse Nightclub, right?
	Must have been Mike Pence.
	Huh?
	Mike Pence.
	So then he goes dancing, twerking in front of Mike Pence's house to show the world, the Muslim world, that they can't kill us and we're going to keep partying and dancing.
	Do it in front of a mosque, you fucking loser.
	And this is what pisses me off about these people.
	They don't, there he is.
	They don't really care.
	Here's the star.
	There he is.
	Muslims shot 82 of you, you fucking losers.
	The irony is they're just racist and they hate white people.
	So when blacks kill Asians or when Muslims kill gays, they go, let's blame white males.
	Everything's their fault.
	Let me just show you what it really looks like, what white supremacy really looks like.
	This is Vallejo, which is about 30 minutes north of Oakland.
	Here is white supremacists hurting Asians just because they're Asian.
	And by the way, for the record, I don't think these blacks are attacking Asians because they're Asian.
	They don't give a shit about the fucking Ming dynasty.
	They don't have any background behind it.
	It's just they're weak and they have money.
	That's it.
	Go full screen.
	She just starts shooting at the owner.
	Yes, he's got to stop because, you know, we're working hard to support our family.
	So why don't they go find a job to support their own family instead of go and kill people and damage family to get the money?
	You know, that's wrong.
	I've been married to him for 17 years and he's such a nice guy.
	I don't know why they do that to him.
	He's got to work on his smile.
	He knows something's up right when they walk in.
	You don't walk in and start going through your bag.
	So yeah, the truth is right now in America, we have a problem with black crime.
	It seems to be disproportionately directed to Asians as of late.
	And the narrative solution, the left solution is to blame white supremacy.
	I saw on the weekend Joe Biden called, said white supremacy is our biggest problem.
	And what did he say?
	The Proud Boys are demented.
	What?
	Yeah, check this out.
	Where did I put it here?
	Yeah, 2-2.
	It's in a 2-2.
	He goes, the Proud Boys and women.
	What?
	Are demented.
	He's never even heard of the club.
	You're talking about the poor boys?
	The poor boys are Nazi skinheads, so it's just a general term now to him.
	Him and his fucking origami pocket square.
	What's the matter?
	It won't play?
	It's not going to play.
	Play it.
	Okay, let me try something crazy.
	I like origami.
	And my question is, how many Americans are going, yeah, this is bullshit?
	Like, out of that march, out of, say, 100 people have heard of that march in New York against white supremacy, please tell me, out of the 100, how many know that the perp who killed the Asian guy is black?
	I'd pay 100 bucks to know that.
	I really want to know.
	Because surely, obviously I'm in the eye of the storm, so I've been calling bullshit on this for a long time.
	But surely normal, incurious, average New Yorkers and Americans in general, people in general, are going, something tells me it wasn't a Nazi skinhead who beat up the Chinese man because he didn't like his squinty eyes and he wanted America to be all white and he wanted the Asians out of America,
	which is like, who's run into a guy like that?
	There's probably seven of them in the entire fucking country.
	What is going on over there?
	Mr. President, UW-Milwaukee professor Joel Berkowitz asked President Joe Biden about white supremacists and other hate groups during Tuesday night's town hall in Milwaukee.
	While I appreciate efforts being made to bring them to justice, I worry about ongoing threats to our country from Americans who embrace white supremacists.
	I would just like you to know, Joel Berkowitz, that you're white.
	And say hypothetically there was a race war.
	The blacks would not take you in and say, welcome aboard, fellow minority.
	Generally, uneducated black violent criminals see you as white, but super white.
	So in fact, you'd be at the front of the line.
	They would probably like rednecks more than they would like you.
	So I don't know why you get to pretend that you're some sort of oppressed minority.
	It's cringe.
	Supremacy and conspiracies that align with it.
	What can your administration do to address this?
	Why does doubting the election align with white supremacy?
	I don't understand that.
	What is white supremacist about QAnon?
	I don't get that at all.
	I get how you could say being anti-immigration aligns with white supremacy because both middle-class Mexican citizens, I'm saying both, but there's going to be a lot here.
	Conservatives, paleoconservatives, a lot of young entrepreneurs, a lot of different people.
	But yes, also Nazi skinheads are against open borders.
	So there's an argument there.
	But like random conspiracy theories relate to white supremacy?
	Alex Jones thinks that these vaccines that they're pushing in Africa are to quell the African population.
	And he says they're murdering African babies.
	That's a conspiracy theory.
	I don't see how it aligns with white supremacy to want to save African babies.
	Help me out here.
	What can your administration do to address this complex and wide-ranging problem?
	I got involved in politics to begin with because of civil rights and opposition to white supremacists, the Ku Klux Klan, and the most dangerous people in America continue to exist.
	That is the greatest threat to terror in America, domestic terror.
	That's good.
	We're the greatest threat to terror.
	Okay.
	Thanks, Joe.
	Not we.
	I'm not a white supremacist.
	I'm not white either.
	You know what I mean?
	I'm not even close to white.
	Greatest threat to terror in America, domestic terror.
	Are you concerned about white supremacists in Wisconsin?
	Sure.
	I mean, we've seen them kill people, right?
	We've had things happen in our own backyard.
	We've had threats against the JCC in Milwaukee.
	Most recently, Kyle tries to...
	Wait a minute.
	Did they cut out the Joe Biden thing?
	Maybe they go back to him.
	Oh, here we go.
	Yeah, go back.
	For photos and serenaded with the Proud Boys anthem.
	The same group the president brought up at the town hall.
	You may remember in one of my debates with the former president, I asked him to condemn the Proud Boys.
	He wouldn't do it.
	Berkowitz says he wished the president, while he was here at the PAPST, had talked more about the underlying causes of hate groups.
	Buddy's glad Biden has changed the tone of the conversation from the White House.
	They are dangerous people in Milwaukee.
	Terry Sitter, WISN.
	Holy shit, you know what we just saw right there?
	Editing.
	Editing.
	The press is working with him and cutting out all the dumb shit he says.
	And they're doing little sound bites to make him sound not retarded.
	Actually, that's insulting to people who are retarded.
	Not brain-dead.
	They're trying to pretend he doesn't have dementia.
	I just emailed you the actual one where he says Proud Boys are demented.
	Check your email.
	Oh, you got it?
	Come on, Motherfolk.
	On the growth of white supremacy in some of these groups.
	You may remember in one of my debates with the former president, I asked him to condemn the Proud Boys.
	He wouldn't do it.
	He said, stand by, stand ready, or whatever the phrase exactly was.
	It is a bane on our existence.
	It has always been.
	As Lincoln said, we have to appeal to our better angels.
	And these guys are not, and women are, in fact, demented.
	They are dangerous people.
	That's a clip.
	That's a clip.
	These men and women, women of the Proud Boys.
	Yeah, the female Hell's Angels are demented too.
	All right, just to finish up on racism.
	So this thing is you have to mention race when it fits the narrative.
	So up near the Bronx here, there was a cop.
	I have the inside scooped.
	Let me tell you the real story here.
	This is 3-3.
	So this cop is off-duty.
	He's an off-duty buddy.
	He's always plain clothes, though.
	And he's at a gas station getting gas.
	This car pulls in, hysterical black woman is in it.
	Stops.
	Another car pulls in behind her, hits the back, runs out, starts kicking the door.
	He sees a black man that was in the second car, attacking this old black woman.
	What the hell's going on?
	And he realizes it's a son, a grown man's son, like a six foot four, 30-year-old son, attacking his, she's black, let's say, 50-year-old, 46-year-old mother, terrorizing her.
	So he takes out his phone to record it.
	Not sure why you do that.
	I guess he figured he wasn't strong enough to take the guy down.
	So the guy goes, why the fuck you filming me, motherfucker?
	So he runs at the guy.
	The guy goes, uh-oh, I'm not losing my career over this.
	So he jumps in his car and drives off.
	The guy then gives up on his mom, terrorizing his mom, and he goes to chase the cop, the plainclothes cop, who's not on duty.
	The cop, meanwhile, is calling in backup.
	Backup shows up, pulls over the car, pulls over both of them.
	He's like, that's the guy.
	The cops grab him.
	They recognize the plainclothes cop.
	The cops grab the black guy, and he's wrestling them, punching them, fighting them.
	And then the first guy I told you about, he snaps and he tees off on him a little bit.
	Bonk, bonk.
	10 years ago, never would have been mentioned.
	There's witnesses and cameras everywhere.
	And so the story becomes cops, white cops, grab innocent black men and just start fucking tuning him up for no reason.
	So this guy's facing 30 years no pay, which is the worst thing you can do to a cop as far as outside of firing him these days.
	But look at that.
	30 years no pay?
	30 days.
	30 days.
	No pay.
	Suspended with no pay for 30 days, which is like, as far as I know, is basically the worst they do outside of jail and firing you.
	White new Rochelle police officer suspended after punching black man in face.
	And to that, I say, okay, okay.
	Let's include that for every single crime.
	Like that woman who killed her son, her adopted daughter, sorry.
	Black woman adopts white child and beats it to death.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	Can you imagine?
	Like we just showed you in the bodega, two black men shoot Asian storms.
	The fear is you'd start noticing a pattern and you'd see black, Asian, black, Asian, black, Asian, and you go, ah, that's bad.
	It's going to cause social unrest.
	In fact, they blame Trump for that.
	They go, Trump said the disease is from China.
	So that's why Asians are getting attacked.
	Yeah, black people are really big on following Trump's dictums.
	China is asshole.
	So, yeah, I just thought it was incredible that they decided they want to mention race whenever whites behave badly.
	And this, by the way, was not an innocent black man walking down the street going to buy some Arizona iced tea.
	This was a bad man.
	Anyway, we're out of time here.
	I have a lot to talk about.
	I guess we'll squeeze it in tomorrow.
	But those are the ones I had to get off my chest before we...
	Actually, I'll do one more story.
	These teachers, 3-9.
	This goes under free speech.
	This is sort of going to be an unpopular take for our viewers.
	But the story I heard was teachers disparage parents, laugh at them as how stupid and petty they are, and then they all had to quit the next day.
	And I just thought, good.
	I fucking hate teachers.
	They're brainwashing our kids.
	I can't wait to see them laughing.
	Remember when Don Lamond and the other guy, the Never Trumper, and that Indian guy were all laughing at how stupid we are and how Rednecks couldn't find Ukraine on a map if it had the letter U and the picture of a crane next to it?
	And then Don Lamon couldn't stop laughing.
	And then they're all doing southern accents going, ha, I'm a fucking American.
	I don't know what a Ukraine is.
	I'm fucking dumb, boy.
	Is that the University of Crane?
	Yeah, what's going on?
	University.
	Also, he doesn't really say that she couldn't identify Ukraine.
	This guy got zero pussy in high school.
	So did this guy, but it's because he's gay.
	Any attempt to put her down, right?
	Is that what this is?
	Of course.
	Of course.
	He's just trying to demean her, and obviously it's false.
	And look, he also knows deep in his heart that Donald Trump couldn't find Ukraine on a map if you had the letter U and a picture of an actual physical crane next to it.
	He knows that this is, you know.
	By the way, none of those guys could find Ukraine on a map if it wasn't marked.
	And so that's partly him playing.
	9% of the population could.
	The credulous boomer rube demo that backs Donald Trump that wants to think that Donald Trump's a smart one and they're all y'all elitist.
	You elite us with your geography and your maps and your spelling, even though Mike Math and you're reading.
	Yeah, you're reading.
	Reading.
	You know, your geography.
	Southerners read a lot.
	You know why?
	Because they can't go outside for three months.
	Southerners are some of the most well-read people I've ever met.
	Same with ex-cons.
	You talk to an ex-con about the founding fathers of George Washington.
	They read like 40 books on it, especially the Civil War.
	Maybe because that's the only thing that's in the prison library.
	So anyway, I'm all ready to fry these motherfuckers.
	And then I see it and I go, I hate to do this, but this is ridiculous.
	They shouldn't have had to quit.
	This is just normal parlance.
	Leave the liberal teachers alone, I'm saying now.
	And I'm spinning in my own grave.
	Don't care about that part, but you know what?
	Are we alone?
	Yeah.
	Bitch, if you're going to call me out, I'm going to fuck you up.
	Sorry.
	That's just me.
	You know, they forget that there's real people on the other side of those letters that they're writing.
	Yes.
	We're real community members.
	We have kids or have known kids that have gone to these schools having a vested interest in this process, and they don't know what we do behind the scenes.
	This is all totally valid points.
	Like I shit on teachers all the time, and a lot of the teachers I'm shitting on, their kids go to that same school.
	That's valid.
	Touche.
	And then this whole like, you're going to step to me, I'm going to fuck you up.
	What she means is people are saying threatening shit in these letters to the school.
	And I'm a person.
	You say you're going to fuck me up.
	I'm going to fuck you up.
	Fuck you.
	That's fine.
	And it's really unfortunate they want to pick on us because they want their babysitters back.
	Stop.
	Right.
	See, that's a very interesting line.
	They want to pick on us and get us to go back to school because they want their babysitters back.
	That's true.
	But you just admitted you're a babysitter.
	That's what I've been screaming.
	Most school is just a glorified daycare, especially with the younger years.
	That's true.
	So I don't know whose side that's on because I agree with her.
	A lot of parents are pissed off they don't have their babysitters back, but that's what you are.
	Right.
	I agree.
	And it's funny.
	It's just, I just need to get people up.
	I totally hear that because my brother had a delivery.
	Yeah.
	My brother had a delivery service for medical marijuana.
	I had clientele were parents with their kids in school.
	Of course.
	That's okay.
	You can laugh at that.
	I'm sure it's true.
	Now, you may want to mention the race of the parents that were sitting at home all day on marijuana, presumably on welfare.
	I'd like to hear that, if I may.
	You know, you said white cop shoots black man.
	Can you tell me what race gets weed delivery all day?
	Just tell me, were they watching Maury?
	That's all they'll need.
	Were they watching the Oval?
	Had the first lady just blown her security guard, and was his wife demanding to see his boner at the time?
	His boner.
	Boner.
	Boner.
	That's so tasteless, too.
	It's like there's nothing.
	So you can laugh at that.
	I mean, I hate to defend the arch enemies.
	I hate to defend the left, but you're allowed to laugh at a fact that's totally pertinent to the conversation.
	Yeah.
	This is not the victims we're looking for.
	I think if privacy is implied, It should be, you're breaking some kind of law by Sarah.
	Oh, that's another thing.
	Well, I think they accidentally were public.
	They didn't know this.
	But they didn't.
	So it's one thing to go and laugh in a parent's face, which you should be allowed to do also, especially if you're ordering pot all day.
	So this is ridiculous, but keep going.
	That's awesome.
	So when you got your kids at home, no more Fatty.
	No more football.
	Yes, Monk Dog.
	All of his football features down.
	Yeah, your quarterback might be traded and unhappy.
	I heard.
	Frankie's not happy.
	You gotta watch them discover that they're live.
	All three of our candidates are open and ready to go when we're ready to go.
	Okay.
	Uh-oh.
	Laura Lanye, just FYI.
	You guys have the meeting.
	Oh, we have the meeting open to the public right now.
	Uh-uh.
	That's what Laurie just said.
	I think that's when you double down.
	Look, boom, boom, boom.
	Everyone hangs over.
	Isn't that when you double down?
	You're like, that's okay.
	I mean, we're allowed to say that.
	I'm just saying facts.
	Yeah, clear as fuck.
	You might as well say it.
	And, you know, Milo would say good.
	He wants to dance on their graves, and I agree with that sentiment.
	I understand it.
	And it is funny to see the left be subject to their own rules of woke censorship, but it's just not in my nature.
	Maybe it's as a Scottish person.
	It's just not in my nature to go, ha ha ha, motherfuckers.
	You got kicked out for saying a true fact about medical marijuana, laughing about it, and then saying, if someone steps me and gets violent, I'll fuck them up.
	That's all fine.
	So that's not a good example of revenge.
	Anyway, let's check out my scrotum.
	You.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Do you think, Gavin, if there was a fund like for anybody...
	What's your lighting, by the way, there, blackhead?
	It's not.
	It's not great.
	Well, isn't that your job?
	Well, I'd rather light the...
	See the right side of your desk?
	If I tilt that down to me, we get less light for there.
	Try it.
	Let me see.
	Let's see one of your excuses come true.
	So we're talking about the right side of my desk.
	You mean here?
	No, no, no.
	The other side.
	The other side?
	See how it's dark now?
	No?
	It's definitely darker.
	Go back.
	I don't see a difference.
	Let's watch.
	Go back to where it was and then tilt it down.
	Am I still lit?
	This is better.
	Better than before.
	But go back to where it was and let's see how my pitch black desk.
	So this is it dark.
	This is it dark?
	Okay.
	See what we're doing?
	Oh, I see, yep.
	And now it balances out that.
	Okay, that's valid.
	I'm being very fair today.
	So if there was a fund that almost like unemployment, that anybody who was fired for speech, no matter what it is, no matter what context, tweets, saying something rude, if they were fired for their First Amendment right, they get benefits,
	unemployment, something like that.
	Something pretty nice.
	You have to prove it and all that stuff.
	People would just start saying nigger at work.
	Fagging.
	Okay, not at work.
	Anything at home.
	Like away from where if you're being punished for your personal life speech or whatever.
	Okay, like there's a fund that they'll pay you and stuff like that.
	Wouldn't that discourage people from firing them?
	Because you're like, no, you're just going to have it good.
	You're just going to...
	All I'm doing is the person having it good.
	They don't want to get sued.
	So they fire them as a preemptive strike.
	There might be a small amount where they're like, good, you're fucking city.
	I'm going to find you.
	Please.
	Well, Paul was fired.
	Oh, okay.
	Paul was fired because somebody wanted revenge because he was right-wing.
	Literally because he was right-wing.
	I don't like when the poop hits the face.
	That's your favorite part, isn't it?
	Yes, it is.
	That's my feelings.
	Yeah, and he said something at home?
	I forgot when he had that job, too.
	That was a couple years ago.
	I don't even know if he said anything wrong.
	He was just making people uncomfortable because he voted for Trump.
	Something like that.
	So literally nothing.
	See, this is you.
	You're all concept, but no practicality.
	Like, how do we prove this?
	How do we set it up?
	You might be able to do a case-by-case basis, but setting up a massive fund for anyone who gets fired for political reasons is, I mean, that's why we have a legal system.
	You try to sue, and it takes a whole courtroom.
	This is from Nick.
	Am I a Nazi?
	Hey, Gavin and fucker from the fag zone.
	Check out this picture and tell me if this means I'm a Nazi.
	And then he's showing, I assume, himself pitching.
	And the problem is your left arm looks nothing like a swastika.
	It's only your right arm and your legs.
	So, no, you're not a Nazi.
	Thank you for your question.
	You might be Egyptian.
	That was worth a lot of time.
	This is Brian Wakanda.
	I'm going to guess this is about the woman who was fired for not doing a Wakanda salute.
	What?
	Yes.
	And this would be for your fund, by the way.
	Although she's suing for $150 million, this woman.
	I think she's Jewish, yeah.
	And they don't like her.
	By the way, to go back to that thing I said earlier in the episode where I said, you'll be the first to go.
	This is a black and Hispanic group bullying a Jewish woman.
	They're not taking on her arm.
	And my theory is she had spoken at work about her grandmother being in the Holocaust.
	And I think that pissed them off.
	That started the...
	Because there's definitely anti-Semitism coming from the black and Hispanic world, especially in New York.
	But they didn't show the picture.
	She out-victimized her.
	Yeah, find the picture.
	I don't need the picture of fucking Chadwick Moore or whatever his name is.
	No, Chadwick Moore is our guy.
	Many weeks ago, You were pointing out that the French emphasize their words differently.
	I use this as my notification sound.
	Use it or discard it, but I still laugh almost every time I hear it.
	Thank you for your service.
	Troy.
	What are you doing, you retard?
	Ah, yes.
	That is how that's me doing how Quebecois people always get the wrong syllable.
	There she is.
	Now, here's what's weird about this.
	Click on that picture.
	The one on the far right, who's right here, she's the one who's saying she was fired, I believe.
	But then this one in the blue, she's not doing it.
	Not even no.
	And she didn't get fired, I guess, because she's black.
	She's pure Rakanda.
	That guy's not doing it either.
	Yeah, Rafael Espinal.
	So wait a minute.
	I think, no, there's two stories going on here.
	There's the Holocaust woman I told you about, and she thinks she was fired because she's white and she wasn't black enough.
	This is the same school board, so I'm getting two stories confused.
	I believe she was marked because she started talking about the Holocaust, and black people don't like that.
	Secondly, separate story, this Hispanic woman didn't enthusiastically enough do Wakanda.
	And if you look up at the top, she is doing it.
	Just not enough.
	Right.
	See, she's sort of like, ah, fucking...
	She's like, I want to show my tits a little.
	Wakanda is embarrassing, guys.
	It doesn't exist.
	Sorry.
	Whatever happened to the Acon making Wakanda?
	Acona.
	Wait, go back, go back.
	Go down.
	A little faster, please.
	A little faster, please.
	That, go up.
	That's the woman I was just talking about.
	Bronx Educator claims she was fired after sharing a Holocaust story, refusing Wakanda salute.
	So that's two separate people fired for not going Wakanda.
	Unbelievable.
	Do you pound yourself first?
	I don't know.
	Let's see.
	Good thing we don't have laths.
	From now on, we will be doing Wakanda every episode.
	Wakanda.
	Okay, Ryan?
	Are you sure?
	I could Wakanda Salute.
	Is that all Sam Hyde up there?
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	Oh, no, no.
	Is Harriet Duzman giving a Wakanda salute?
	Let's do it.
	It should be two taps.
	Because this is a sort of weak.
	Wakanda salute scene.
	Wakanda forever.
	Jazmick Boseman said he was sick of Wakanda Salute.
	Well, he's so sick he died.
	That's sick.
	Yeah, I just saw the Wakanda name Ja.
	Make it.
	Are you kiwika?
	Guess you just do a wonder.
	How do you mean more chi?
	Louder.
	How do you mean more chi?
	Kutata chutu.
	Alright, so just puts a Wakanda on it, Helen.
	Kutata kutu.
	But you gotta try to coffee.
	Isn't there anything that's actually in Africa that you could that's the sad part?
	I mean, when the American History Museum, man, it's kind of racist.
	The MoMA, too, when they show all the different cultures around the same time, you know, they were kind of behind.
	The Chinese were doing pretty good.
	They're doing pretty good.
	Hi, Gavin.
	Ryan, I'm a high school teacher.
	Luckily, I teach PE and weightlifting class, so I can usually avoid a lot of political discussions in class.
	I was checking my email today for the daily announcements.
	And this Read Woke.
	Wait, I thought we took back the word woke.
	They're still using woke?
	Didn't get it.
	Challenge was attached for us to share with our students.
	I thought it was a great example of how the woke agenda is promoted to kids in schools today.
	They are all for diversity, but every book listed promotes the same leftist agenda.
	I'd love to see books by Jesse Lee Peterson, Thomas Sowell, or Larry Elder on this list, but you know that wouldn't fly.
	Thought y'all might like to make fun of this on the show.
	I'm attached in the link below.
	Please try and leave my school's name out of the show.
	Did you already show the show?
	The name?
	No, I saw no names.
	The name of the school.
	Okay, yeah, I'll edit that up.
	Where is it, though?
	On the first slide, I believe.
	Yeah, so let's edit that out.
	Challenge a social norm.
	Give voice to the voiceless.
	You know who the voiceless is?
	The white male right.
	I have to build a pirate ship that is constantly being attacked, and you have to give your credit card to me in order to hear what I have to say.
	That sounds pretty voiceless to me.
	Asian American, differently abled, Native American.
	All right, that looks fun.
	I thought we owned woke.
	They're still using woke, huh?
	There's a civil war going on.
	Biden dropping the N-bomb, 1530 is the timestamp.
	I think this is, again, him just quoting someone else.
	Europe and the United States must take on together is broad and complex.
	I'm eager to hear, nigger to hear next, from my good friends and outstanding leaders.
	Wait, what?
	Nigger to hear.
	Man, go back.
	I hadn't heard that before.
	I'm eager to hear.
	Nigger to hear next.
	Nigger here next.
	Imagine Barack Obama was next.
	Here.
	Niggered here next from my good friends.
	And that follows saying the same thing through together.
	That's bad.
	It's broad and complex.
	I'm eager to hear.
	Niggered hear next from my good friends.
	Oh, he's saying, and you're going to hear next.
	And you're going to hear next.
	And you're going to hear.
	My good friends.
	I'm eager to hear.
	Niggered hear next from my good friends.
	That's close.
	But no cigar.
	Austin app and earbuds.
	No nigar.
	Close, but no nigar.
	We've said the N-word a lot on this episode.
	I think so, yeah.
	It's a bad word.
	Let's Wakanda salute to forgive it.
	Ichi Koco.
	Gavin.
	Oh, shit.
	You're just Gavin?
	Hey Gavin, on most streaming apps, you can pause what you're listening to without unlocking your phone and or using your earbuds.
	For some reason on your app, I'm unable to do so.
	I have to take my phone out of my pocket and unlock it to pause your show.
	Anytime I'm at work and someone's trying to talk to me, it's hard to do that.
	Thanks for everything you do.
	Okay, that doesn't sound like a high priority.
	I wonder if that's Apple or Droid.
	Ancient Chinese Secret.
	This is from Michelle, and she has something for us.
	Get off my lawn.
	Get off my lawn.
	Okay.
	Here's an idea for a new section of your website, NewSpeak Dictionary 2021.
	Listeners can send in dictionary entries as they recognize NewSpeak being used.
	Entries should provide one, the NewSpeak term, two, the standard English being replaced, and three, the Ministry of Truth's reason for the change.
	It could be fun and educational.
	It can help us stick to the U.S. Standard English instead of being sucked into the enemy's terminology.
	Here's the first entry.
	NewSpeak.
	Giving back to the community.
	Standard English being replaced.
	Charity or service.
	Ministry of Truth's reason for change.
	Charity and service are from the heart with a desire to help the needy.
	These words connote Christian values that should not exist in our utopia.
	Giving back to the community carries the connotation that if you have money, you must have nefariously taken it from someone and should give it back.
	In a free market, you must provide a product or service that is worth much more to the buyer than the money they paid you, otherwise they would not freely give you their money.
	Therefore, there's no need to quote unquote give back to the community.
	You've already added more to the community than you took from it.
	But as we move away from a true free market system toward crony capitalism, the government will assure that free market transactions no longer take place and our cronies can charge more than the free market would allow.
	Therefore, asking people to give back to the community more fairly describes the situation in our utopia.
	I think we can make this fun.
	Yeah, sounds great.
	I do think the future of this site is more contributors, more contributions, more of a platform.
	Now, of course, that's a problem, as we learned with Dennis Prager.
	People send in stupid shit and Nazi crap and ruin your site.
	But with a little bit of filtering, I think we can get more content on here.
	We tried that with Dear Censored.
	We've got the letters.
	We've barely taken a chip out of it.
	We need to hire a moderator and then just open the floodgates at the same time.
	I should do a kid show.
	I.e.
	like Blues Clues or something.
	Like I was looking up Steve from Blues Clues and he made some really cool music after Blue.
	Blues Clues, remember?
	The guy?
	Should we do a Wakanda salute for the thumbnail?
	Okay.
	Oops.
	Let's go to the final video.
	Here's a strange video I just saw on the internet.
	There was this, there's a club, we'll call it, called DMS, sometimes called Drugs, Money, Sex.
	That's from New York's hardcore scene.
	And they would tour the country.
	They're much bigger than Proud Boys.
	Very anti-racist, which we obviously advocate here.
	And kind of like Sharpskins meets hardcore, meets, they're affiliated with Sick of It All and Agnostic Front and Mad Ball and all those.
	Anyway, there's this black dude in the crew called Boston Mike that I met a few times.
	Amazing dude.
	Awesome guy.
	He may or may not have been involved in the cocaine industry.
	And I think when one is involved in said industry, you get very emotional.
	You have bigger ups, but you have bigger downs.
	I don't know if this was related to his death, but I believe, I'm treading very lightly because I'm scared of these dudes, that he was playing Russian roulette one day.
	And a bunch of people are over.
	He's like, you guys want to play Russian roulette?
	And everyone went, fuck no.
	He goes, come on, you put in one bullet and you just spin it.
	And they go, we don't want to do that.
	That's not what, and he goes, oh, come on, you pussies.
	And just blew his head off.
	And that was the end of Boston Mike.
	I said to Danny Diablo once, I was like, why is Boston Mike such a cool name?
	Yet you can't have a Canadian city like Ottawa Gav.
	That doesn't sound cool.
	Why does Boston Mike sound cool, but Ottawa Gav doesn't sound cool?
	And he's like, yeah, you're right, man.
	Maybe we should have like Ottawa Gary in the group.
	You know?
	Like a funny guy.
	We don't have enough funny guys.
	Maybe we'll get Ottawa Gary.
	And I was like, that's Gavin, but okay.
	But someone showed this video of Boston Mike on stage with Mad Ball.
	And I just thought, what a fucking, how sad it is that this guy's gone.
	What an awesome dude he was.
	I see him in the black t-shirt on stage.
	All right, that's Mad Ball.
	I think that Mad Ball was the son of the dude in Agnostic Front, was he?
	Kept going on tour with them as a little kid, and then he ended up starting his own band.
	That is an awesome band called Mad Ball.
	Named after those little balls we had in the 80s that would have an ugly face on them.
	Are you too young to remember those?
	We were obsessed with them just these guys.
	You're too little young for that.
	I think I do remember that.
	It's hard to look up because Mad Ball is much more popular than Mad Balls.
	I got Mad Balls, yo.
	Oh, yeah, hell yeah.
	I remember those.
	Do you?
	Yeah.
	I don't know what we did with them.
	Did we throw them?
	I might have had that one with this top one here.
	With the purple.
	My pet monster.
	That's a my pet monster mad ball.
	Ooh.
	all right, then the other video I liked: this guy keeps changing races.
	He's a black dude, and then he gets hit so hard he turns white, and then he turns black again.
	Didn't I tell you to just show the video?
	You can't.
	You can't full screen this.
	Okay.
	So it's a black guy.
	Bang, he turns white.
	Can you pause that?
	Go back.
	Oh, shit.
	I gotta reload and re-engage.
	Watch really closely.
	Black, black, white.
	And then black.
	No, he's still white.
	White guy, white guy.
	There's your dad.
	And then everyone drives away.
	Still white.
	Still white, yeah.
	He's still a white guy.
	Still a white guy.
	Very white guy.
	Okay.
	White dude.
	Totally white guy.
	Is that blood on his neck?
	Don't pick people up when they get knocked out.
	Look at this dude in the Batmobile.
	Aha.
	Black guy, black guy, black guy.
	Boom.
	White guy.
	So it was a black guy.
	He punched the pigment.
	He punched the melanin right out of his face.
	And then it starts coming back?
	It never really comes back, huh?
	No, it never does.
	I think he doesn't go full white.
	I guess he punched him hard enough to send him from black to Hispanic.
	It's sort of like sublimation.
	Like you can go from a solid to a gas with sublimation, but usually a solid to a liquid to a gas.
	So it's melting and then evaporation.
	But this guy's race was sublimated from a solid to a gas.
	That is a black guy right there.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

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