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Feb. 2, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E68 - FAKE NEWS NATION

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
	That's Paul's boutique, the song Car Thief.
	Everyone loves that album.
	I'm not a fan.
	I liked the first album.
	And then, of course, I couldn't resist the hits of what you want and all that stuff later on.
	But this was like a musician's music.
	And I don't know.
	This seemed kind of plotting.
	Playing to the back of the room.
	Yeah.
	But that song I chose because at 149 they say, girlfriend, no, boyfriend, throw in the towel.
	Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell.
	Boy, throw in the towel.
	Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell.
	Wait, go back a little bit?
	Did they say, hey, boyfriend?
	You can't deny me.
	You always want to try me.
	Yo, you're just going to get yours in.
	Homeboy, throw in the towel.
	Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell.
	I knew Ricky Powell.
	Great guy.
	We had a bit of a falling out once because I think it was in Do's and Don'ts or Street Boners, my sequel to Do's and Don'ts.
	And he was always Mr. Fucking What's Going on?
	Hey, Ricky Powell.
	He was born in Brooklyn, but he was raised in Chelsea.
	And that's where he died.
	That's why he wore the West 4th hat all the time.
	And so there was a picture of a very old dude with a white beard who was like 90, and he had a sideways baseball hat.
	And I go, oh man, Ricky Powell looks like shit.
	And I thought he would laugh at that.
	And he was mad.
	And he goes, next time I see you, I'm going to fuck you up.
	You're a fucking new jack.
	Meaning someone new to New York, not an original New Yorker, which is a valid diss.
	But yeah, we never really bounce back from that.
	One time I did edibles with him.
	And I'm very sensitive.
	They were actually pot brownies.
	And I know how pot brownies work.
	So I like lick a tenth of one crumb.
	And I think he just ate three.
	Bomb, bomb bomb.
	Yo, these are delicious.
	I was like, oh boy.
	And he went home.
	It started to rain.
	He told us all this later.
	It started to rain.
	He was scared of rain.
	And he got home and he thought he was going to die.
	And he couldn't do anything.
	And then he put on The Grateful Dead and was saved.
	And he had a pretty good trip after that.
	But great dude, man.
	Seminal New Yorker.
	I think he just had bad genes.
	He died of heart failure.
	I don't think he was a big smoker.
	And he grew up with Ad Rock.
	They went to these fancy art schools.
	Well, he went to PS84, but the Beastie Boys all went to fancy art schools.
	And he got in with them early.
	He wasn't much of a photographer when he first started.
	It was just a silly hobby.
	He didn't care about it.
	And then he stole this girl's camera for cheating on him.
	And then...
	Oh, this is, he had a show on public access for years called Rapping with the Rickster.
	Yo, man, I'm going to get Mike Tyson on you again.
	What's up?
	What are you doing here?
	I'm getting my hair cut.
	What is this style called, sir?
	That he has right now.
	Right now he's got a scissor.
	Not styling, yes.
	Not scissors.
	Not a scissor, right?
	Yeah.
	This was back when everyone had a cable access show in New York City.
	So anyway, my own show.
	I wonder if a cable access show.
	Yeah.
	Well, you do.
	We gave you your own show and you ruined it.
	No, like a cable access one, though.
	I've been on a cable access show.
	It's called Mr. Weiner something.
	What would you like to do on this cable access show?
	I don't know.
	Just make it shitty.
	Okay.
	Should be no problem.
	That's what you do best.
	So that's a sad, that's a seminal part of New York City gone.
	So wait, you left off at the camera thing.
	You took the camera.
	Oh, sorry, took the camera.
	And then the Beastie Boys exploded.
	Like, he knew them back in Polywag's Dew day when they were punks.
	And then exploded.
	And they're like, hey, Ricky Powell, come with us on tour.
	What was he, Puerto Rican?
	He looks pretty Puerto Rican, huh?
	Yeah.
	Could be Jewish or Puerto Rican.
	Yeah.
	Maybe he's both.
	Jew Rican.
	What's his name?
	Not Horshak.
	Is it Horshak or Epstein?
	No, the guy with the freckles who was a skateboarder for Supreme and had a.
	Anyway.
	So they did the run DMC Beastie Boys tour, Walk This Way or something.
	And so he brought his camera and took tons and tons of pictures, and that solidified his career.
	And so he started doing portraits.
	He'd always sign them Ricky Powell or do some graffiti on the side.
	So that's kind of the death of that era.
	The sort of early 80s rap.
	It was done without the Rickster.
	One of the least boring people you could possibly be around.
	And one of the most stylish and probably the most New York-y New Yorker I've ever seen.
	I think I used to feature little pictures from him on my street carnage website.
	He was always hustling, but he was always smoking weed and not really hustling.
	They called him the lazy hustler.
	Anyway, that's kind of sad, huh?
	Today's book.
	I know I repeat books, folks.
	I only have so many books, and some of you weren't around when I was doing this.
	This book was eaten by my dog, but it's called You're Better Than Me.
	It's Bonnie McFarlane.
	I think I had a fight with her too.
	Remember, she stormed out of Pat's show?
	Oh my god, that was one of the greatest compound shows ever.
	And then you came in all disheveled.
	I just thought about this yesterday.
	I was listening to a little bit of Rich Voss on Opium Anthony.
	And yeah, she got pissed at this retard coming because in the book, she talks about her sister with Down syndrome.
	And it's right after that book came out, and he started talking about how Down syndrome people aren't allowed to breed.
	And he didn't say that.
	He said it's biologically impossible for a male retard to impregnate a female retard.
	Yeah.
	So if you see a pregnant Down syndrome woman, she's been raped.
	Right.
	Because they can't have consensual sex.
	Yeah, and you said that, and then she stormed off rich, had to leave.
	And then you came in all disheveled.
	You just had a t-shirt on.
	Your hair was all crazy and disheveled.
	And that meant something at the time because you used to dress up in suits, nothing but suits for the Gavin McKinna show.
	And now you're disheveled every day.
	But back then it was a big deal.
	It was like you just came out of the woodwork with a computer.
	Like, actually, you're right, Pat.
	And yeah, that was a wild one.
	Hmm.
	I have a signed copy of that book.
	There's a really disturbing story in it where she was raped.
	And it reminded me of my youth when we didn't have rape.
	There was rape, like a guy in an alleyway, but then lots of other stuff, which is technically rape, wasn't considered rape.
	For example, in her book, she had taken too long to lose her virginity.
	She was like 18 or 17 or something.
	And so this guy's trying to fuck her downstairs.
	And she's like, no, no, get off.
	And then she's like, Jen, help, Jen.
	And then Jen is upstairs and going, oh, relax.
	She's 18.
	She's waited too long anyway.
	Let's not rescue her from being raped.
	Jesus.
	And then she was able to get an abortion because abortion was illegal at the time.
	I think she's from Winnipeg, like mid-Canada, Midwest Canada.
	But it was legal if you were raped.
	So she got away with it that way.
	Wow.
	How weird is that?
	Isn't that kind of how you got your virginity taken?
	Yeah, they said the same way, right?
	The McCarthy brothers said, Big Kimmy's over it.
	And if you don't fuck her, we're going to kick the shit out of you because you're 17.
	This is getting ridiculous, you faggot.
	It's like, okay, okay.
	Canada is a lot of just like, hey, you're old fucked up.
	It's the Scottish hockey culture.
	That's funny.
	You know how I got Kim into the room?
	Because this is a tough one.
	You've got everyone there because it was like some other chick and like four of us.
	And then I have to get her down the hallway to the bedroom.
	So I can't say, all right, well, everyone, I'm going to be making love to Kim now.
	Let's head down the hallway, if we may.
	Or would you like to make love?
	I can't do that.
	So there was a cane in like an umbrella bucket stand.
	And I was like, ooh, what about this?
	What's this?
	A little cane.
	And then I went, whoops, and she goes, hey.
	And I went, oh, it hurts.
	It hurts.
	Does it hurt?
	She's like, a little bit.
	Don't, just don't.
	Oh, now she's up.
	I peached her to the bedroom.
	That's either like that scene from Stripes, was it?
	Bill Murray?
	Either like Stripes or a little bit of clockwork orangey, too.
	Clockwork orange means stripes.
	Does Canada allow rapes if, like, so let's say you got female raped.
	So female rapes a guy, and then she gets pregnant.
	Can she get an abortion?
	Because technically that was a rape.
	Oh, yeah, good point.
	But she did the raping, so it's her fault.
	I don't know.
	I don't know how all these rape is okay rules.
	Oh, yeah, I raped, but it's technically abort-worthy.
	Cover the story.
	Soul Soy Constructor gets COVID vaccine by claiming she's an educator.
	Barry Weiss, How to Fight Woke Culture.
	She's a great writer.
	I thought I read that a long time ago.
	And our boy Gavin Wax is back in the news with his Robin Hood hat.
	GOPs owns OWS.
	And then she talks about fighting back against woke lives, which we're going to cover in depth on the show today.
	What is going on with censorship here at censored.tv.
	And there's a very Stalinist, spooky trend happening where they're telling us that domestic terrorism and hate speech is this major threat.
	And they use that to censor us.
	And why do they want to censor us?
	Because they want to purport fake news and not get caught with corruption.
	And if they can censor us, they control the narrative and their hands are clean.
	Their lips are sealed.
	But before we do that, we still have the gossipy section.
	See, just like I mimic the post on this show.
	New York Post, always page one and two, it's often just silly stuff.
	Nor'easter, oh, it's going to be snowy.
	Winnie, slinky and pinky.
	And it's that weird waitress with the cow face, the cowskin face.
	And then they start to get heavy around page nine.
	And then we get fucking, we really pile it on.
	Oh, there's a little break on page six, which is on page 12.
	Anyway, that's the New York Post, my favorite paper.
	That also calls Prowboys white supremacists, unfortunately, because they let their fucking interns, girls, do all the municipal local stuff.
	And they're not good at their job.
	So they fuck up.
	But before, so back to the salacious gossip, Marilyn Manson is canceled.
	He's a serial woman abuser.
	This is 1-5.
	Evan Rachel Wood, who I don't know who that is.
	Do you?
	No.
	She's probably on some show like Blossom.
	Whoa.
	She's claimed her ex-fiancé horrifically abused her for years.
	It's a little late for that.
	Oh, she's in Westworld.
	Now, the problem with this is your first instinct, especially as a dad, is to go, all right, fuck him, let's kill him.
	But you go, wait a minute, I need to hear more, especially in this day and age when we had, what's his name, a nerdy Indian comedian.
	Aziz and Sarah, Amber Herbert.
	She blew him seven times in one night, and she says she was sexually abused that night.
	Look, I see Marilyn Manson for who he is, by the way.
	He's an ugly trailer trash son of a single mom.
	I don't know if he literally was, but that kind of guy.
	Loser, nerd, like columbine type of guy who never got any pussy and was never cool.
	And then he did this dark monster thing and it worked.
	So he's like, all right, that's the new me.
	I'm the evil guy.
	So she says that he groomed her for sex from a very young age.
	What's the difference between that and courting?
	Aren't you grooming everyone for sex when you're single and you like a girl?
	She was very young, but it was legal.
	So you have to find out exactly what happened before we can recognize.
	And his labels dropped him, by the way.
	The verdict's already been made.
	Yeah, see, that's who he is.
	A fucking loser.
	But go to 1.6.
	Because this annoys me about this day and age with Me Too and everything.
	You can't take anything for granted.
	All right, so let's see what he said.
	Hi, nerd with tons of makeup on and corny tattoos.
	He's unsafe.
	Where is his statement?
	Keep going.
	Obviously, my art and my life have long been magnets for controversy, but these recent claims about me are horrible distortions of reality.
	My intimate relationships have always been entirely consensual with like-minded partners, regardless of how and why, others are now choosing to misinterpret the past.
	That is the truth.
	All right, so let's see what some of them say.
	Because that Evan Rachel Wood one, she says that he would drug her, and she'd wake up in another room with no idea what happened.
	That's pretty bad.
	But again, call the cops.
	And then they say, I was too brainwashed and disturbed and charmed to know that it was happening to me.
	I was brainwashed and manipulated into submission.
	I am done living in fear of retaliation.
	Ryan, I can't read it.
	Slander or blackmail.
	I'm here to expose this dangerous man and call out the many industries that have enabled him before he ruins any more lives.
	I stand with the many victims who will no longer be silent.
	So, like, I like to take a cop mentality with this, and I'm like, I'm ignoring brainwashed and manipulated.
	That's not my job.
	I need rape, assault.
	I need drugs.
	I need evidence.
	But go back to the celebrity insider then, 1-6.
	Because I've been accused of being a white supremacist and all this shit.
	So I know what it's like to be misinterpreted.
	So I'm very dubious of accusations.
	All right, so let's do Ashley Waters.
	Walters?
	What did she say?
	Mind control.
	Mind control and torture tactics.
	Like, that's not a thing.
	Mind control.
	Even that, you know, that cult where they would burn NVIXM or something?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I had to search to find, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think any of them were underage.
	And it was hard to argue that they were raped.
	Well, he would get us into this cult and he controlled our minds and stuff.
	Well.
	He just convinced you?
	I don't know if there's a law for that.
	Mind control.
	Ashley shared a slideshow where she posted a four-part statement where she accused Marilyn Manson of using mind-controlled developers.
	She explained how she met Manson getting worked for his assistant after he reached out to her in 2010.
	She describes her time.
	He isolated from her friends and family members and then used extreme manipulative tactics to control her.
	She described Marilyn Manson as exhibiting horrifying deranged behavior.
	The allegations are very similar to those made by others.
	See, I'm not getting any meat here.
	What do you like?
	Burn candles and put melted wax on her?
	Yeah, he looks like going through the law books here.
	I don't see mind control and manipulative tactics.
	Let's do the other one, though.
	Mind control.
	Now, we got to tread lightly here because we're going to find out that he like gang raped one of them and killed his mother, killed her mother, and I'm sitting there poo-pooing it.
	Obsessed with Nazi rememorabilia.
	That's rude, but I don't see any laws.
	So she accused him of sexual and emotional abuse.
	What does that mean?
	I don't know.
	Keep going.
	Many, similar to the others, I mean, we saw this happen with Kale, right?
	She was working as a model in Thailand.
	What was that?
	Ashley says that Manson lured her in, flew her to Los Angeles, then after her arrival, eventually had her move into his home with him.
	It was while she was living in this house that Ashley says his behavior quickly changed and he began to show his dark side.
	Okay, give me some.
	She was expected to follow rules and would be punished if she disobeyed.
	She stated that she would be punished for any behavior that Manson disapproved of.
	Like, what's the punishment?
	She alleged that she experienced sexual violence, coercion, physical violence, and abuse.
	It's unclear if she's filed a police report.
	Okay, let me see.
	This is interesting.
	I'm going to go down to the italics, though.
	He would throw me out of the house in next to no clothing if I fell asleep at 3 a.m.
	I wasn't allowed to eat or sleep or leave.
	I was awoken with loud music if I fell asleep.
	Okay, that's torture.
	That's a thing now.
	We finally have some beef.
	He made me feel like him cutting me, burning me, his fist in my mouth was our thing.
	The other one mentioned cutting too.
	There is so much more that happened.
	I don't want to do this to anyone else.
	I felt responsible for others getting hurt for so long.
	I just thought it was somehow my fault.
	So, like, how do you know when you're in a kinky relationship and you're cutting and burning and whatevering each other, that it's not voluntary if they don't say stop or go to the police?
	If 50 Shades of Gray Guy does it, that's okay.
	She has to say, I said no.
	Right.
	And he kept going.
	Not like I was coerced.
	But she wanted to seem cool or something.
	Well, that's you, lady.
	Don't get the idea that I cut broads in bed either.
	I'm just.
	But don't get the idea that you don't.
	I wouldn't say I'd have done it, but I understand.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Like, we have laws.
	We have laws about abuse and rape and stuff.
	All this coercion just sounds.
	If he had regular normal not cut you sex, that would be a bummer.
	I mean, he's Marilyn Manson.
	Marilyn Manson, what did you think?
	And I saw another one of them go back to the list.
	And I'm not saying that this justifies everything.
	Oh, do Gabriella.
	Is that the woman who's an artist?
	Yeah.
	So you're like, Marilyn Manson sliced their hands to make a blood pack.
	Okay, I've heard of kids used to do that.
	And they tied her up and what?
	Go back up again?
	Tied her up and raped her.
	Okay, rape is a crime.
	We have things in place for that if you were raped.
	But as a society, we have to make sure that you're not just having kinky sex that you changed your mind about.
	He fed her drugs in their second meeting, broke a wine glass, and cut both of their hands.
	Well, that's very manson-y, isn't it?
	He repeatedly tied her up and raped her.
	And then go, I can't read it because I'm in the way.
	When she would respond in tears, he stated that was a symbol of love for him.
	In addition to Gabriella's and Evan Woods' public statements to the other women, blah, blah, blah.
	Why didn't you go to the police?
	Spoke about their whirlwind romance and how he told her after only two weeks, he invited her travel with him on tour.
	She stated the following.
	He told me he loved me.
	Two weeks after he met him, he invited me to go on tour with him in Europe.
	I was in art school at the time and never left the country.
	Felt it was a rare opportunity.
	I do not have fond memories of this tour.
	Okay.
	As things had gone down real quickly, he would tie me up for the first of many times and rape me.
	I sobbed on the floor in the hotel room, and when I looked at him, he was smiling.
	He told me he knew that I loved him because of my reaction.
	He took naked photos of me without my permission while I was sleeping and tied up and sent them to his friends.
	That's also illegal, right?
	That's got to be some sort of sexual assault.
	I think so.
	Yeah.
	I don't know, man.
	But again, it doesn't really matter.
	Because he's done.
	He's canceled.
	Speaking of sexism, I fought a girl on Friday.
	I forgot to tell you.
	Fought.
	Fought.
	I'm never doing it again.
	I told the coach I don't like that.
	Who's that?
	Young Marilyn Manson.
	Before he was famous and made up.
	1991.
	I make music.
	People are affected by the music I make.
	That doesn't mean that I directly traffic on 95.
	Right.
	Damn.
	We are our own wicked gods.
	He doesn't seem like a shy loser, though.
	He seems like he was just like a weirdo.
	Like pretty.
	No, this is after.
	91?
	Yeah.
	I'm talking about like the young team.
	Oh, yeah, there was some change, and he broke into this green pants guy.
	I don't have my dildo either, so I feel a little uncomfortable this evening.
	Edgy.
	I'm not comfortable without my dildo either.
	That's why I have this sweatshirt, because it fits right in here.
	Right in his pocket.
	What's his big hit?
	I don't really...
	I was too old when Merlin made this video.
	So a cover?
	Yeah, that's a big one.
	And Dope Show?
	Where all stars in the Dope Show.
	He's kind of awesome.
	I mean, I dig him.
	He's scary.
	Dude, I remember when this came out, my mom and her friends were talking about it.
	Like, I can't listen to that in the dock.
	Like, just like New York and the dog.
	And Italian just idiots.
	I can't listen to that with the dock.
	You obviously never deserve to get raped, but when you started dating this guy, you knew things were going to be a little freaky, right?
	Yeah.
	He says, I want to abuse you in the song.
	Dude, I saw him live at OzFest, and he put the microphone in the girl's ass and sang out of it.
	How do you get your mouth there?
	Oh, the back part went in her ass.
	Yeah.
	In her butthole?
	Yeah.
	Well, that's what it looked like.
	It didn't look like the pussy area.
	It was like, I know it's different, but when the angle, where the angle is, it looks like the ass.
	Remember the whole thing?
	You took his ribs out so he could blow himself on stage and a whole bunch of wacky antics.
	Anyway, I go into the gym, and there's like, I got a surprise for you, and she's there.
	I love her, by the way.
	She's really cool, and she's in great shape.
	She's a good little fighter.
	And she goes, hi, Gavin.
	And I was like, what is this?
	Is this like when you go to jail and there's Bubba in your cell?
	Like, she's my Bubba?
	And I go, because I took a lot of punches from her because I think that's what you're supposed to do.
	But did that somehow become like she can beat me up?
	Uh-oh.
	So I go, well, we can't have that.
	So we start the round.
	It's a three-minute round.
	And I'm taking the punches, but I'm going bonk, like I'm giving them back.
	I'm turning them over.
	And then I decide in the middle of the round for 10 seconds to fight.
	Not like crazy, but like a normal fight like you would with a dude.
	You know, someone, just to say, this isn't a thing, my dear.
	Nothing wrong with that.
	And then I stopped, and the coach goes, all right, take it easy.
	And he says, tell me if that's too much to her.
	But like, stop.
	I go tell him later, I go, don't put me in the ring with the girl.
	It's lose, lose.
	It's either it's humiliating, and she's like, hi, I'm here to kick your ass again.
	Or you punch a girl.
	And when you punch a girl, like I only punched her maybe one combination, like bong, bong, bong, bong, bong, or something like that.
	I felt weird for the rest of the day.
	It's like, and it's hard to explain, but I parked my car at a friend's house near my house in the burbs, and then it got snow plowed in, and I didn't have time to take it out.
	So I just got my wife to pick me up and went home.
	And I felt weird that whole night.
	Like not a man.
	You don't leave your car because it got snow on it.
	That's just not done.
	Bunch of slap-jawed faggots around here.
	That does like, imagine you wailed on her just to be like, oh, you guys think I can't take her.
	And then you just go way overboard.
	I've seen it happen.
	I saw a girl.
	I saw a girl sparring with guys and she got punched in the nose and she was crying.
	And then the boxer was like, Coach, I'm really sorry.
	I'm really sorry.
	And he's like, it's okay.
	It's okay.
	It happens.
	It's just a punch in the nose.
	Can't you match them up with girls?
	That seems messed up.
	Not nice in your body.
	Speaking of not nice, I didn't realize this until I poured my last giant bottle of makers and it was like drip, drip.
	And I go, fuck, I finished both of these.
	I've been on a tear since last Wednesday.
	So Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday.
	Yesterday was Monday and I didn't have any.
	And when you've been drinking a lot and you stop, that night sucks balls.
	You wake up every hour and you're sweating, but you're cold.
	It's detox.
	You're detoxing.
	And then just fucking nightmares.
	I was researching that Marilyn Manson story last night, so I'm looking up these artists that he fucked, and they all paint like the most bizarre dead bodies.
	And I think the main one, Gabriella, you should see her art.
	And then she dresses up as it with, like, so I'm looking at this shit right before I go to bed with the like DT shakes.
	It was one of the worst nights of my life.
	I don't recommend it.
	So I think it's time to take it a little easier on the booze.
	Maybe go back to beer.
	All right, so that's all the fun stuff.
	Are we ready to get serious here, folks?
	I don't like that little trump.
	No?
	I thought he fits there pretty good.
	No, it's like the set sort of goes out with a whimper.
	Here, give me your stretchy guy.
	Oh, he's like form-fitted to my console.
	And then also, give me the troll.
	Let me try that out.
	That's better.
	It fills it a little more.
	That kind of looks the best, but that'll be the hardest to get there.
	It'll settle in, I suppose.
	You guys enjoying the show?
	How do I do this Marilyn Manson thing?
	What?
	You know, she's just like a one-name artist.
	Marilyn Manson.
	Gabriella, artist Marilyn Manson.
	Oh, she said she tried to commit suicide after the abuse.
	That just came out an hour ago.
	Oh, that's not good.
	We'll have to figure that out another day.
	We'll do the trump control for now.
	Come on, dude.
	You gotta find this.
	So I'm finding artist Gabriella Manson, like all that, but when you type in Gabriella Art, Gabriella Artist, Artist Gabriella, it's a bunch of horseshit.
	Look up her Instagram.
	Look, Gabriella Instagram Manson.
	Gotcha.
	Wait, they just showed her Instagram.
	I'll find it.
	Talk amongst yourselves.
	Yeah.
	Well, I don't want to leave the topic, though.
	And again, I'm obviously not saying that women who paint scary pictures deserve to be raped.
	I'm just saying that they live in a weird world.
	No, Ryan.
	God damn it.
	You suck.
	Go to fucking Chrome or whatever, Brave.
	Go Gabriella Artist Manson Instagram.
	That's not what I said, but okay.
	Aren't those pictures from Instagram?
	No, I would tell you, Instagram.
	Oh, well.
	I'm not happy.
	That's not hard.
	Gabriella's a very common name.
	I know.
	If I find this quickly, I am going to get your head from your body, and you are going to make a statement on Instagram about the abuse you suffered working under me.
	About the abuse allegations.
	Artist Gabriella.
	Marilyn Manson.
	Gabriella Marilyn Manson, right?
	So we go to Celebrity Inside.
	And that's the place we just were.
	And then we go Insta, her Instagram source, Gabriella Instagram.
	Why isn't it there?
	She might want to remain private.
	Sour Girl.
	Here it is.
	Found it.
	You're dead.
	Fucking guy.
	You just look at the credits for the pictures.
	Here I am.
	I'm looking at Sour Girl's art.
	It's on Pinterest.
	No, it's one word.
	And it's got three R's.
	Sour Girl.
	No.
	Girl, as in Riot Girl.
	There you go.
	Okay.
	So, like, this is their world.
	Look at her there.
	That's that one with the tits.
	I was looking at that right before I went to bed with the shakes and, you know, booze detox.
	That painting sucks.
	Go back, one?
	Look how bad that is.
	That's like a 12-year-old being spooky.
	This all looks like Manson's art, too, that he had on his album covers.
	Yeah.
	Don't worry, feminists.
	We're not saying, what was she wearing?
	But I'm open to the possibility that they were both into depraved intercourse.
	All right, let's get serious now.
	Ready?
	GameStop.
	You have a hunk update.
	Chris Cuomo here scolding Dave Portnoy.
	And the scold is, you're influential and you're making people spend too much money.
	So once again, the establishment, CNN, is siding with the hedge funders.
	Founder of Barstool Sports, Dave Portnoy.
	Good to have you on the show.
	Why is this resonating way beyond a business story?
	It's beyond business because this story went viral.
	The game stopped.
	Stock went viral in the others around AMC.
	So everyday people were investing in it.
	It wasn't just Wall Street.
	It wasn't even just day traders.
	This is the general public.
	We were getting emails from people who have nothing to do with the stock market were investing to get on.
	He explains the whole story and how fucked up it is that Robinhood stopped.
	And then, about two-thirds of the way in, you notice that Chris is schooling him and telling him that he shouldn't be influencing the stock market.
	He goes, I tell people not to follow me.
	If they want to, it's up to them.
	I say, Don't blow your rent money on this.
	And if they did, then they're dumb.
	I'm getting annoyed.
	Founder of Bar Stewart Sports, Dave Portnoy.
	Old school trader and old Wall Street say it's going to end in a tear of it in tears and you're leading these people to doom.
	Facts are we've been more right than anybody else.
	So, you know, it's a risk.
	You have to know.
	And I always say, say, same breath, don't put in more than you can lose.
	Never do that.
	Argument to be made.
	What happens when it comes down if the investors that you're rallying up don't have the timing or the wherewithal to get out before the big guys can?
	Well, yeah, and that's exactly what happened because they pressed pause.
	But the rally's already coming.
	So you know what's great about it.
	Why do you keep leaving the video?
	Do you want to talk over it?
	No, just leave it there.
	Paused, please.
	He keeps bringing it back to the fact that the big guys get to pause the system.
	And Chris is avoiding that because he's on the side of the big guys.
	Here's this stuff, but I have just a different fundamental belief.
	It's not my job.
	I can say my opinion, and I believe that people listening to me have brains that work and can decide how to make it.
	No, but you're persuasive.
	Dave, you're persuasive.
	When people talk about you, you're not just another guy mouthing off.
	They listen to you.
	They believe in what you're telling them.
	You're giving them a sense of cause.
	Jack's right.
	I'm not saying that.
	It sounds exactly like a school teacher.
	It sounds like he's in the principal's office, actually.
	And this is a criticism.
	I'm offering it as a word of caution because they are going on what you say.
	And in a way, that's what you should want.
	But you know that they're playing with pros out there now, and somebody's going to lose because this is a good idea.
	This is a stupid WAP.
	Dave is a tenacious Jew.
	He has twice your IQ.
	You're not schooling anyone.
	Stay where it is because there was devious behavior involved.
	I think it would have.
	But again, as me, if you look at my profile on Twitter, the number one thing that says I'm not an advisor, don't take anything.
	I'm pretty clear with that.
	But if people want to follow what I'm doing, if I wake up and I see a deer outside my door and I say I'm going to buy John Deere because I saw a deer and I think it's a sign and somebody wants to jump in on that, well, then you're a moron if that's truly why you believe that's going up.
	I believe people are smarter and can make decisions for themselves.
	Look, I always hope you're right.
	I always bet on people.
	Let me ask you something.
	What are you doing right now?
	Are you staying in those stocks?
	Did you make this move to silver that was all over the chat boards?
	I didn't do silver.
	I still have the others.
	I actually said today, I think I'm paying the highest price just to make memes.
	I like saying I'm holding it and it's going to the moon.
	And meanwhile, it's going down and I don't know what's going on.
	But if you watch the stream, I openly say that.
	So I still have AMC.
	I still have Nokia.
	I've gotten killed on those.
	I've gotten absolutely murdered.
	So why do you have them?
	Because I'm not going to get rid of them.
	I like being part of the movement right now, and I like making memes about it.
	All right.
	Well, you can do that.
	Not everybody can.
	Dave Portnoy, thank you for tracking this story with us.
	How irritating is that guy?
	Thanks.
	It's like when you don't do anything wrong, but they still want to scold you.
	You didn't do anything wrong.
	I just want to like...
	I just want you to sit down in my office here, and I wanted to talk to you.
	It's getting close.
	You and Ryan, when you're together, you guys can be trouble.
	And I'm not saying you're in trouble.
	I'm just saying I can see it.
	I've seen it before with other young men.
	I've had that exact talk.
	Yeah.
	I'm just saying it could go.
	If it does go somewhere, I just want you to see the signs and be aware.
	I just want you to be cautious.
	Okay?
	You're both charming guys.
	Your grades are okay.
	We haven't had a lot of complaints.
	So there's nothing wrong as of now.
	But, you know, it gets tricky out there.
	It gets tricky.
	And when you start making fun of teachers and putting out a newsletter called the Fat Ass Report, that can be listed as intimidation.
	And you can get expelled.
	So stop making fun of me now.
	But I'm talking to you here on a human level.
	Oh, so the trailer for the new Sopranos is out?
	Yes.
	And we get to see the guy who, in order to learn that role, he had to watch his father in the Sopranos, which he was a little kid when that came out.
	Of course.
	So that must be weird, watching your dad for however long the Sopranos is.
	I think it debuted the year he was born.
	Yeah.
	It must be like 300 hours of fucking your dead dad.
	But acting like a WAP.
	A murderer.
	Yes.
	That's all they show of him.
	It looks exactly like him, obviously.
	Yeah, that was pretty.
	I mean, you've heard of that before, right?
	That's it?
	Yeah.
	That's not a trailer.
	It's a little teasy.
	Hey.
	Hey.
	Christopher.
	The only interview I found, because I was saying that, you know, he has to have like a base similarity.
	We're all on a tender hooks waiting to hear his difficult situation.
	Yeah.
	But the only...
	Now, he had a...
	Gandalfini had a soft way of talking.
	He was like, well, we really enjoyed the project and we thought it was very good.
	But he didn't have an Italian accent, really.
	So this is the only interview I could see of him.
	Honored about him.
	It really would be incredible.
	He would feel like he'd just be amazed.
	He'd be really happy and honored that people come out here to see his work.
	Because I don't think he really knew how good he was, and he really was incredible.
	And the world of him.
	Uh-oh.
	Well, that's a little kid.
	He hasn't even broken.
	Yeah, he was around 15 around that time or something like that.
	Okay, so let's get into this fake news shit.
	So that's CNN scolding Dave Portnoy like a school principal, not a marm, a principal, and telling him to watch what he's doing because you're very influential.
	You can hurt people.
	Go to 1-8.
	This is the trend here.
	Step one, censor people.
	Step 2, pay for an AstroTurf report clearing you of wrongdoing.
	Three, use that report to ban your critics on the ground that criticism is disinformation.
	And that's what we're seeing all over the place now.
	Anytime you criticize the left, it's disinformation.
	And they can also make up stories or say like, remember in Forbes yesterday, they said, hedge funds are the good guys.
	They're the heroes.
	When did Forbes become a left-wing activist site?
	I always thought they were pretty Wall Street Journally middle of the road.
	And then you have them saying, we're going to investigate anyone who hires MAGA people.
	So before you hire anyone MAGA, not just Trump's administration, but like me and Ryan, you should know that we're going to be scrutinizing your company, essentially auditing you if we put you in this magazine.
	19.
	There we go.
	Short sellers are heroes.
	They lie, plant fake news in fake business journals like Business Insider, go on TV and embellish Fearmonger when they need to find cheap stock from frightened retail investors so they can cover their position.
	They're heroes?
	They're the John McCains of the financial markets.
	And that's where we're at now.
	That's why I'm censored.
	That's why Trump was censored.
	Go to 1.9.
	Oh, yeah.
	So this is CNN saying, no, they're not, it's not censorship.
	It's harm reduction.
	I saw some tweet someone put out recently where they go, look, no matter how bad things are, just be thankful that you're not Brian Stettler.
	I saw that.
	Yeah.
	Does he really have lipstick on, or was that at Photoshop?
	And the polluters are trying to deflect blame.
	Dishonest cries of censorship are filling Fox's airwaves with charges that these guys right here are being suppressed.
	The word censorship's been invoked on this 400 times.
	They are trying to cancel Tucker Carlson.
	And they are, when Tucker and Hannity are talking about censorship, they're not speaking just about them, although Tucker has a point for himself, but they are talking about the right in general.
	For example, CNN's Oliver Darcy is busting his ass to get One America News and Newsmax taken off Verizon, taken out of your home, taken off cable.
	That's censorship, you turgid tattletale.
	On Fox this month alone, and more than 300 times on Newsmax.
	You know, post-insurrection, a book publisher decided that it does not want to be had how many boycotts of Tucker's advertisers?
	Remember, there was like a month there where it was just, you know, non-perishable foods?
	In business with Senator Josh Hawley.
	So he's been on a national TV tour claiming he's muzzled.
	Pies.
	And Tucker.
	He was muzzled.
	They shut down all of his talks.
	The hotels that were having him do speeches immediately reneged on their contracts because he was completely shut down.
	Carlson is telling viewers that this network, CNN, is trying to force Fox News off the air.
	They are.
	Which is patently false.
	No.
	It's as predictable as the sunrise.
	Democrats win elections, and then Republicans say they are being silenced.
	But while some crypto is not a problem.
	Okay, hold on.
	Brian, let me just get on Twitter right now.
	Let me set up a Twitter account.
	Or an Instagram account.
	Or an anything account.
	A PayPal account.
	I can't get on PayPal.
	I'm banned from Australia.
	I'm banned from Breezy Point, which is an all-cop neighborhood in Brooklyn that voted 80% for Trump.
	But they don't want any controversy, so I can't rent there.
	Let me suggest a different way to think about this.
	A harm reduction model.
	Most people want clean air and blue skies and accurate news and rational views.
	And then in that healthy environment that looks beautiful, then we can have great fights about taxes and regulation and healthcare and all the rest.
	The vast majority of people can agree that disinformation about, let's say, the pandemic is unhealthy.
	It's harmful.
	So how can that harmful?
	Well, here's Brian's problem.
	Free speech isn't about rolling fields with wind turbines and beautiful sunny days.
	Free speech can be ugly.
	It's called debate.
	It's fighting.
	Fighting can get ugly.
	People get knocked out.
	It hurts to be punched in the face.
	So, no, I don't want a dialogue that is totally free of conflict.
	That's Stalinism.
	That's gray.
	I want color.
	I want back and forth.
	I want someone to be able to call the pandemic phony.
	And then I want to see people argue with them.
	That's how you prevent phony pandemics.
	Forums say they are removing lies about vaccines and stamping out Stop the Steal BS and queuing on content.
	Now, do these private companies have too much power?
	Sure.
	Many people would say yes, of course they do.
	But reducing a liar's reach is not the same as censoring freedom of speech.
	Who defines a liar, Brian?
	You?
	You fucking liar?
	Freedom of speech is different than freedom of reach.
	And algorithmic reach is part of the problem.
	Now, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg seems to agree.
	Here's the headline from Politico.
	He's pledging to depoliticize Facebook.
	Zuckerberg says, one of the top pieces of feedback that we're hearing from our community is that people don't want politics and fighting to take over their experience on our services.
	Well, no more fighting.
	No more debate.
	It's like when bars say no politics, and my dad goes, why do you think I'm here?
	Several years too late, but that is a real issue.
	And he wants to now try to clean up Facebook.
	But this is bigger than Facebook.
	This harm happens all over the place.
	In the words of a recently fired Fox News editor, news consumers are both Overfed and malnourished.
	Wait, what happened?
	Got cut off.
	Both overfed, malnourished, yada, yada.
	They just live in a different reality, is all.
	Because Sarah Silverman said the same thing.
	She's like, Well, we can talk about stuff once we get the base facts.
	Because there's base facts.
	Oh, she's been getting on my nerves so much these days.
	Her life is a complete failure.
	She never had any kids.
	She just has failed relationship after failed relationship.
	They never seem to last more than a couple years.
	And she's sitting there talking to those of us with families about how to run your life.
	Well, I think that people fake shame.
	I'm racist.
	I'm dumb.
	Look at her.
	Probably paralyzed.
	I bet she's like a proud aunt.
	But you can go to her.
	She's super successful.
	Lives in Israel.
	Hons of kids.
	She loves her nieces and nephews.
	They're the best.
	But she has no kids.
	It doesn't have to be who you are.
	Like, you know, we're all kind of waking up to the fact that we're raised in this country with deep, deep-seated, deeply embedded racism in every aspect of our lives.
	And it's a lot to unlearn.
	And it can be hard to accept nostrils or face.
	I'm not saying it's not a big deal, but it's not insurmountable at all.
	You know, it reminds me of Henry Lewis Gates.
	What's this light in your room?
	There are two different examples of deep steps.
	No, there's a jump cut there because she had to look him up.
	She doesn't know who that is.
	I guess he had the episode pulled or he had this part of it pulled.
	So yeah.
	I don't need to be preached to by failures.
	So Biden is working on this disinformation, this hate reach, freedom of reach.
	And this is extraordinarily dangerous, and it shows you how big tech is just an extension of the government.
	First Amendment stops government from silencing you.
	So the government wants to outsource that to the tech companies.
	Revealing answer by our favorite, stupid SACI.
	We've spoken to Biden.
	I believe we have a Saki button.
	No, no, no.
	Oh, we do?
	I believe we do.
	Let's see.
	I think I saw someone send something, but I didn't see the attachment.
	Sometimes people send in something that's like 50 megabytes, and it doesn't make it through your email.
	Yeah, maybe you're right.
	All right, we'll just go to it for now.
	You can't find it at all, though?
	Let's see.
	Bumper?
	And search in all.
	You should look at it.
	Oh, Secu Stupid.
	Okay, let's check it out.
	In five, four.
	Looking for ways to support a bipartisan package and whether that gives them specific things.
	Interesting.
	That was unusual.
	Is that his wife or something?
	I hope not.
	Well, I don't hope.
	I hope so.
	She's hot.
	Yeah.
	As you know, President Trump has been barred from a lot of social media sites.
	I'm just curious whether you think his absence has made your job any easier or the White House's job any easier as it kind of goes forward on these COVID negotiations.
	In what way?
	He created a lot of noise, right?
	He would have certain gravitational pollutants Republicans who may be more inclined to take a harder position.
	I wonder if that's anything that you guys have thought about or kind of considered.
	It's maybe hard to believe.
	We don't spend a lot of time talking about or thinking about President Trump here.
	Former President Trump, to be very clear.
	I think that's a question that's probably more appropriate for Republican members who are looking for ways to support a bipartisan package and whether that gives them space.
	But I can't say we miss him on Twitter.
	Does President Biden support the continuing ban of President Trump on their sites?
	I think that's a decision made by Twitter.
	We've certainly spoken to, and he's spoken to, the need for social media platforms to continue to take steps to reduce hate speech.
	But we don't have more for you on that.
	Trump was tweeting a lot of hate speech, was he?
	Just look, jump forward to 2-4 here.
	So they tried to shut down Newsmax, OAN.
	They tried to shut down this site many times.
	We're all censored from Twitter.
	And then they say, this is Nick Pasillo.
	So he's the head of communications at Twitter.
	He was also, coincidentally, Kamala Harris's press secretary.
	Oh, you don't say.
	Researchers today released a report stating claims of anti-conservative bias are a form of disinformation, a falsehood with no reliable evidence to support it.
	And here we have Donald J. Trump suspended as the picture.
	Guys, don't make that your picture if you're trying to pretend that you don't censor us.
	Okay, go back to this 2-2.
	This is all the same subject, this fake news.
	Reasons why Biden canceled pipeline.
	Just learned Warren Buffett owns the railroad that is now transporting all that oil.
	Warren Buffett donated $58 million to the Biden campaign.
	Warren Buffett would lose billions in transport fees if the pipeline is completed.
	See how politics works?
	Now, the great thing about big tech and the media is that's going to get hidden.
	That's the only place you'll see that is some random tweet from a guy I never heard of before.
	That story is going to be buried.
	Like 2-3.
	Last week, two of Biden's top advisors, Fauci and Oster Holm, clearly contradicted each other on the effectiveness of double masks, and the media pretends like it didn't happen.
	We are entering Soviet-level manipulation of public opinion here.
	That's what I'm getting at.
	That's the crux of this rant.
	And I don't think they just want us censor.
	They want us dead.
	Go to 2.6.
	Click on the picture.
	Oh, I guess it's all there.
	We defeated Al-Qaeda and can do the same to the fascist thugs who attacked our democracy last month, but only if we take similar hard measures against the enemy within.
	So drone strike everyone who was at...
	Do they mean just the capital?
	Or should we drone strike every single MAGA person that was there protesting?
	What do we do?
	We start a maybe a what's that place where we would hold Guantanamo Bay?
	Should we have a Guantanamo Bay for everyone who was in the capital?
	Is that the America you want?
	Guantanamo MAGA Bay, of course.
	Go to 2-7.
	This is some chick.
	It's not George W. Bush's daughter.
	She's on some dumb show like the other one was.
	But she thinks we're terrorists.
	Rich Hollywood elite Sophia Bush launches outrageous attack on 74 million working-class Americans in a shocking statement.
	Anti-Trump star Sophia Bush is advocating for labeling Republicans as terrorists, seconding rep Jack Spears' recent use of the term the terrorist right.
	Holy fuck.
	And this goes back, jump ahead here to 3-0, where this guy believes that the Republican senators that were in the House with him wanted to help get him killed.
	They're really going with this.
	They were trying to kill us.
	And why are they going for that?
	So they can justify killing us.
	First, they deperson you.
	Then they censor you.
	Now you're not able to defend yourself.
	Now they can make you into some crazy Nazi.
	Now you can die.
	With Republican members like Marjorie Taylor Green and others, she was afraid to be in the room with them because she thought the location could be betrayed by them.
	And for good reason.
	I shared her concern.
	You know, in that room, there was an announcement made by the respective caucus chairs, Hakeem Jeffries and Liz Cheney, that members in that room were live tweeting and otherwise doing interviews, revealing our location,
	despite having been instructed for obvious reasons that, frankly, should not have required instruction, not to disclose the whereabouts of 200 members of Congress who had just narrowly escaped a massacre in the House minutes before.
	With what?
	You cannot trust a number of these people.
	And that is an extraordinary thing to say about your colleagues in the United States Congress.
	But the fact is that a number of these people, in addition to having incited that violent insurrection that we saw, likely were coordinating more explicitly over here with these people.
	And so the investigation is ongoing.
	And every day we learn more about the level of development of a number of people.
	Does he believe this?
	Does he really believe that his fellow senators were coordinating?
	That face looks like snakish.
	Like in his eyes, he's like, I hope you're buying this.
	Or he could just be an independent.
	Because AOC is still going with that.
	That's 3-1.
	Her thing is, it was especially traumatizing for me because I was raped.
	What?
	So my story isn't the only story, nor is it the central story of what happened on January 6th.
	It's just one of many of those whose lives were endangered at the Capitol by the lies, threats, and violence fanned by the cowardice of people who chose personal gain above democracy.
	And then Cassandra points out that the Portland mob brutally beats a man for having an American flag.
	What else do we got?
	Charred body found in Minneapolis pawn shop two months after it was torched by rioters.
	Portland rioters attempt to murder a man who intervened in their robbery and assault of a white trans person.
	Officer knocked unconscious in violent attack by Minneapolis Black Lives Matter protesters, rioters, etc.
	There's the girl who was murdered.
	There she is, for saying all lives matter and everyone enjoying it.
	There was the Omaha bar owner who was harassed to death for defending himself against a BLM rioter.
	So AOC, you're a little late to the game, my dear.
	We've been in danger for a while, but this is what happens when the media controls the narrative.
	Here's a funny example of this, okay?
	Go to 2.8.
	So you see this tweet, and you go, wow, I didn't know 2.8?
	I got to freeze.
	You go, wow, I didn't know we were that far along.
	That's really cool.
	I love the idea of a plane that's only powered by the sun just zipping around the whole world.
	Now, if you go to Australia or something, that's like 26 hours, right?
	So I guess it was like a 50-hour drive.
	Maybe he had some snacks in there, and he doesn't have to stop to refuel, right?
	So that's awesome.
	Pilot Bertrand Piccard landed the Solar Impulse 2 plane in Abu Dhabi on July 26, 2016, completing the solar-powered aircraft's historic round-the-world journey.
	So this fake news is obviously Billy Erold.
	The solar-powered aircraft's historic round-the-world journey took 505 days, year and a half, flew a person, and cost $170 million.
	This is what happens when instead of looking for genuinely superior alternatives, you religiously insist on being powered by dilute, intermittent sunlight.
	Or here's another example.
	And you're not going to hear that second version of the solar plane.
	You're going to hear the first version, the controlled version, because that means groups can get more money from the government.
	The government gets to grow and people get free money.
	Did you know there was a church bombing recently?
	A Christian church was bombed in California.
	Just a few days ago, the few media sources that covered the attack attempted to paint the church as the villain for not being friendly enough to gaze.
	The criminal justice system, likewise, has seemingly turned a blind eye.
	Click on it.
	There was a domestic terrorist attack on January 23rd in Los Angeles County, California.
	You see, there was actually a crude bomb, otherwise known as an improvised explosive device, used at a church.
	The church was First Works Baptist Church in El Monte, California.
	The New York Times decided to cover this story briefly and read an article, and I kid you not, this was the actual title.
	Bomb Explodes at California Church Known for Hateful Views.
	That was really the title.
	They might as well have just called it, Church was bombed and it got what it deserved.
	I mean, seriously, that slant is just so incredibly obvious.
	Like, they deserved it for being Christian or something.
	Can you imagine a synagogue getting bombed or a Muslim temple being bombed and then them saying no one for hateful views?
	Much more likely with the Muslim, what do you call them again?
	Mosque.
	They're probably intolerant of LGBTQ as well, aren't they?
	They're very tolerant.
	Black History Month has begun, so we can really get into the traffic light and peanut butter.
	Didn't you invent peanut butter every time you ate a peanut?
	Isn't that peanut butter?
	Like, it's not a very interesting discovery.
	And by the way, it goes back hundreds and hundreds of years.
	I guess we'll do the racism bumper.
	Yes.
	Let's talk about racism that was racist, guys.
	So the Secretary of State was Obama's Deputy Secretary of State.
	So the future's pretty bright when you're a Secretary of State deputy.
	Looking like you're going to be the Secretary of State at some point.
	This is Biden's new Secretary of State's deputy.
	So Al Abe Blinken is the Secretary of State.
	And he's decided Jelena Porter would be best.
	What does she believe?
	The largest national security threat to the USA are police officers, aka the Blue Klux Klan.
	When will me people know peace and security?
	I feel sorry for me people.
	Me people.
	Also in Biden's America, we have this woman saying that equity doesn't mean treating people the same.
	Did you know that?
	Of course.
	Equity could mean treating whites and conservatives worse and blacks better to equal things out.
	First woman fudge.
	President Biden and his senior advisors have said that one of his top housing priorities is racial equity, not racial equality.
	In fact, earlier this week, President Biden used the phrase racial equity at a press availability, but immediately corrected himself to say racial equity.
	What is the difference between racial equity and racial equality?
	Thank you for the question, Senator.
	From my own perspective, the difference is that one just means that you treat everybody the same.
	Sometimes the same is not equitable.
	You know, if you say to me that I'm going to give you $5 and you're going to give my friend $5,000 is not going to necessarily go as far because my friend already has a mother and father who are wealthy and they're giving them,
	let's just do it this way.
	Home ownership.
	Let's take it that way.
	They say let's make everything equal.
	But it's not equal because even though I meet all of the qualifications to qualify for home for a loan, you know, I've got the right credit scores, et cetera.
	But I don't have down payment money because my parents can't afford to give me down payment.
	There is no wealth coming to me.
	Where most people who are not, that don't look like me have options that I do not have.
	What?
	So just to say to treat us like...
	Like on Tinder?
	Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
	So what she's saying is white people have their parents to do their down payment for their house.
	Yeah, because she's black, she had a bad head start.
	So they're not starting from the same point.
	Well, we tried giving blacks and Hispanics easy mortgages, and it led to a pretty serious collapse.
	Here's an example of equity, racial equity.
	If there is a spate of blacks attacking old people, old Asians in Oakland and San Francisco, don't report on it because it will make that group look bad and maybe less likely to get a down payment.
	This guy doesn't have a down payment.
	Excuse me.
	So this has been going on like crazy.
	The Oakland Chinatown Chamber of Commerce President told me today he's keeping track of at least 20 robberies and attacks in the neighborhood in the past two weeks.
	He's worried there'll be more crime as we get close to Luna Year.
	He says, and I know this from experience as well, older Asian Americans are afraid to speak out.
	So he's organizing a press conference to empower them and get the story out.
	We need more rooftop Koreans.
	Yeah, I was just thinking that.
	Those bitches need some guns.
	Dude, if there's like an Asian versus Black War, that's going to be close.
	This guy died 3-5.
	Tactical people.
	There was a couple more of those videos in that same thing there.
	Oh, really?
	Let's go back and see them then.
	Let's see here.
	Yeah, there was like three of those.
	So that was the first.
	Maybe the first was the worst.
	Let's see.
	He's taking this stuff.
	Is he taking his car?
	I guess we should be narrating with some funny ghetto voices.
	Yeah, there's two wonderful.
	What is this?
	She got the plant with the elephant pants.
	Oh, wow.
	She's out here to rock his world.
	Chinaman ain't going to know what hit him.
	He better know some kung fu.
	Okay, I'm not as good as that other guy.
	The elephant pants was good.
	She wants to dance.
	She just took a plant.
	Now the Asian man come out with the kung fu, but that's not enough for kung you-know-who.
	Shit.
	She got the plant near the elephant plants.
	I tried the elephant pant thing.
	It didn't work.
	Yeah, you can't do that.
	This one's less exciting.
	Oh.
	Stop hitting me, please.
	Okay, fine.
	Have your plant back.
	Now, in all fairness, the New York Times would report: desperate teens borrow plant and promptly return it.
	At high velocity.
	Yeah.
	And then this guy, this is the guy who died recently.
	This is tough to be able to do that.
	Oh, he died from that.
	Well, he died.
	They drowned him in a huge cup of Dunkin' Donuts coffee.
	Yeah, I could see that.
	That's eight feet tall.
	Now, you're going to see him get plopped in it, and it's depraved.
	Died after a horrific daytime attack in San Francisco.
	I think this is just for sport.
	American runs on Duncans, African Americans run up on old people.
	Oh, I know.
	The victim was taken to the city.
	I know what motivated that attack.
	Nothing.
	Inequity.
	Nothing.
	I'm going to go knock down an old man.
	I wish the victim died a week after.
	And then 3.6, The Last of Our Racism.
	Oh, no, not The Last of Our Racism.
	D.C. Public Schools using Black Lives Matter curriculum that prioritizes disrupting the nuclear family.
	So remember when we first heard of Black Lives Matter, we thought, yeah, they do.
	That's cool.
	Okay, I'm in.
	And then we read their tenets.
	It's not tenets, proud boys, tenets.
	And they talked about how we need to destroy the nuclear family.
	And you go, what?
	Why?
	That's the worst part.
	That's the black community's biggest problem right now, is the shattered black family, the lack of dads.
	And you're not only is BLM putting that in their agenda, their manifestos, but now schools are adopting it.
	Critical race-based curriculus is Black Lives Matter's 13 Guiding Principles, which the Y reports pushes for queer and transgender affirmation, restorative justice, among other priorities.
	The guide calls for the dismantling of the patriarchal practice of requiring mothers to parent their children while also participating in justice work.
	What?
	What the fuck?
	I never heard that one before.
	Justice work.
	Forced to.
	Women are forced to look after their children.
	They shouldn't have to look after their children.
	Get a babysitter.
	We never said you can't get a babysitter.
	Do we have to supply the babysitter?
	Is that what this is?
	But I don't have white parents that pay for it.
	I'm lost.
	Pro-globalism.
	Queer affirming.
	I don't think most normal working class blacks are too into queer and trans-affirming.
	Okay, we are committed to making our spaces family friendly, enable parents to fully participate with their children.
	We are committed to dismantling the patriot practice that requires mothers to work double shifts that require them to mother in private even as they participate in justice work.
	So I guess they're going to have like lots of prams and stuff at rallies.
	Unapologetically black.
	Yeah.
	I don't think I've ever seen a black person apologize for being black.
	I am so sorry.
	But we'll end on an upnote for racism.
	Here are whites behaving badly.
	We all know about this now, right?
	A nine-year-old was pepper sprayed in Rochester, New York.
	That's very high up.
	It's basically Canada.
	And she refuses to get into the car.
	Now, aren't you strong enough to just grab her from this end by the shoulder and pull her in a bit and then close the door?
	Come on, sir.
	Dear, just stop for a second.
	I'm taking a deep breath.
	And the other disturbing thing about this is there's about 15 cops.
	Now, this could be a female cop problem.
	Because surely some six-foot-tall dude could just pick up her ankles and go, get in the car.
	Close.
	Stop.
	I will get your nap.
	No, you said that you were going to pepper's baby.
	No, please, no.
	Stop.
	So you're going to pepper's baby.
	I got a pepper.
	No, I don't.
	Just prayer at this point.
	Stop!
	Stop!
	Those closed captions are really changing the context.
	Just Sprayer became this prayer.
	Unbelievable.
	Look at that girl.
	Did you see the very end there?
	That female cop that was handling it must be five feet tall.
	No offense, Ryan.
	I'm not five feet tall.
	No, I'm going to take offense from that.
	She wasn't strong enough to take on a nine-year-old.
	That's the issue here.
	Anyway, they're fired.
	Maybe she was too female to give it some oomph.
	Like, she's like, oh, I feel bad.
	She's probably used to having to use pepper spray all the time.
	Let's...
	No, let's not talk about racism.
	Yeah, so I forgot to send you this, but there was major riots in Rochester.
	Did you crash?
	Nope.
	Because of it, I forgot to send you this.
	Rochester riots.
	I've heard about these.
	They smashed down a fence at the police station, then they're trying to smash down another one.
	Look who comes up.
	Rochester man with fucking...
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, my God.
	It's...
	I can't find anything on...
	Immediately.
	Just, no, go police.
	Police station.
	You really gotta take a night course in Googling, my friend.
	Do you see that?
	I don't know.
	Bridge is showing me nothing to do with that.
	I'll go to youtube.com.
	So I'll make sure I see eight months ago, five months ago.
	Huh.
	This buried six days ago.
	The City of Rochester's Police Accountability Board said tonight it will look into police conduct during last summer's protests.
	Jack Watson joining us live tonight from the public safety building with more on this developing story.
	Jack that's right, Maureen.
	And you'll recall that the public safety building behind me was the site of many times.
	Meantime, the RPD didn't respond to an off-work hours request for a comment, but in the past has defended their conduct, asserting the protesters were risking the safety of officers.
	In one instance, after a September 4th protest, the department said, quote, a group of agitators began hurling commercial-grade fireworks directly at officer.
	The PAB's stated hope for this investigation is to ensure Rochester stays safe.
	Look at that.
	So Rochester's been rioting constantly.
	It seems like there's more than one riot we just checked out there.
	But when you look it up, again, fake news, that's the theme of this show.
	You see that one guy who identifies as a proud boy who happened to be at the Capitol.
	Not those hundreds and hundreds of people.
	You also have to accept that the police officers pepper sprayed a nine-year-old because she's black.
	That's a bit of a stretch, is it not?
	Like, do you have evidence of that?
	Anyway, let's do an Antifa BLM bumper before we get to the mailbag.
	You're fucking a white man!
	I've never experienced a white man in her higher body yard!
	Neither am I!
	Look at these fucking horrible, weak losers!
	Fuck your dad!
	Who was that work forces?
	Speaking of the news ignoring reality, so we had a church bombing that got zero attention.
	We have blacks hunting old Asians, which is you looking for racism?
	There's some racism for you.
	All over Oakland and San Francisco to the tune of dozens of cases.
	And then here we have, in the Pacific Northwest, created a hostage situation yesterday.
	So this was, today's the first, right?
	What's the date today?
	I thought it was the second.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's the second, yep.
	No, it's not.
	It is the second.
	No.
	Oh, you're right.
	Yes.
	So I brought the wrong paper.
	I brought Monday's paper.
	What the hell?
	That's why I thought that was an old story, because it is.
	So this happened on Sunday, I guess.
	And an Antifa group sieged a Red Lion hotel in Olympia, Washington, forcing staff to flee for their lives, and guests in 40 rooms had to shelter in place.
	The Antifa brought hatchets, knives, and other weapons to the siege.
	That's Hotel Rwanda in America.
	I am the concierge now.
	Employees of the hotel have been safely scored out of the occupied hotel for sheltering in the basement through the afternoon and part of the evening.
	About 11 a.m. today, people inside the Red Line began calling 911 to report a group as a time to forcibly take over the hotel.
	I am the captain now.
	That is, we've reached African levels, and the news is talking about how important it is we encourage more censorship and prevent free reach, freedom of reach.
	Well, we need freedom of reach because you're not doing your job.
	There's a woman doing a statement about it here.
	I think she was the leader of the pack.
	I haven't actually watched this yet.
	God, she looks like she's fun to hang out with.
	You can see her arrogance just in her eyes right there.
	Look at all the police vehicles that swarmed the Red Lion Sunday night.
	And Olympia police say the reason for this massive response is because hotel employees said they were trapped inside.
	Two SWAT teams went door to door, sweeping every single room as other officers freed the workers and took people into custody.
	Homeless activist group Ollie Housing Now says it purchased 17 rooms here with the intentions of letting people experiencing homelessness stay as long as they want without paying, just like advocates did at the Travel Lodge in Fife.
	Just like when you get a mortgage with no down payment.
	Sorry.
	That would look very bad for the city because they'd be evicting houseless folks who have nowhere to go.
	But hotel staff told police a mob of people with weapons stormed the lobby demanding rooms this morning and that an employee was assaulted trying to stop people from getting inside.
	Detectives say workers got so scared they hid in a locked room.
	But activists tell us a different story.
	The hotel managers aren't talking with anyone trying to get people housing.
	They're also not talking with any guests coming in to check in.
	And they're blaming it on us.
	But in reality, we're leaving this business completely open for them to keep conducting business.
	Police say at least seven people from the hotel were taken into custody for various crimes like burglary and trespassing.
	And despite the overwhelming police response, homeless advocates say they are not giving up.
	That's been a risk the entire time.
	I just got off the phone with one of the employees who said he was trapped in this hotel for hours.
	And he told us it was so frightening to see a mob of people carrying things like batons and an axe.
	And he sadly said he knew something was wrong when someone called in 17 rooms for a reservation for a hotel.
	He expects something like this to happen in the future.
	In Olympia, Jessica Oak, Cairo.
	Olympia.
	You will not see that anywhere.
	That story's dead.
	The church story's dead.
	The Biden-Warren Buffett story is dead.
	Marilyn Manson is everywhere.
	Like, if you look at, I sent you two emails after we started the show.
	This is what the media is focusing on.
	Some chick was fighting with LeBron James.
	What are you doing?
	Okay.
	Don't tell me about what happened or did not happen regarding the DUI, but if you want to tell me about something, LeBron James looked at my husband and cussed him out, and I stood up and I go.
	Don't fucking talk to my husband.
	LeBron was jawing at this dude when his wife stepped in.
	Talk to my husband one more time, Lee.
	Fuck you up.
	It'd be cool.
	She got him with a bunch of body shots, and that lowered him down, and then she could get him on the chin.
	Look at her hair.
	Okay, so that's one story that's making the rounds way more than any of these stories.
	And I understand they're more salacious, whatever.
	But how about some balance?
	Like, all I'm seeing is fucking garbage in right-wing and left-wing newspapers.
	And we're not hearing about brutal corruption.
	The swamp is on fire.
	They're hiring racists to run this country who hate white people.
	I didn't send you another email?
	No.
	That was the only one.
	You sure?
	Yes.
	Right as we were starting to shoot, I got...
	Yeah, when it uh I just got that one.
	You sure?
	I swear to God.
	Okay.
	Uh, I could look it up, though.
	Oh, I sent it to myself.
	Aw, come on, man.
	Dummy McKinnis.
	You know what I'll do?
	What?
	I'll hit this bumper, which is funny and we haven't used it yet.
	It's about media kissing ass for me.
	What kind of kids are wearing three masks?
	Surprise.
	I guess that's supposed to be good.
	Milk?
	Yeah, people.
	Oh, it was a stupid snowman thing.
	I'll show it later.
	Snowman.
	But yeah.
	So we're really living in a fucking nutty Fox News nation.
	I mean, fake news nation, where it's more than just fake news.
	Now it's hiding the news and controlling who reads what.
	So I don't want you to know about blacks attacking old Asians.
	I don't want you to know about Biden's Warren Buffett connections.
	I don't want you to know that Fauci and the other guy contradict each other.
	I don't want you to know about all the riots.
	When you look up riot, I want you to just see the capital in Google Image.
	And this is, when I lived in China, I noticed this, that you look up Tiananmen Square in Google Image, and it would just show you this beautiful square.
	None of the tank guy.
	The tank guy did not come up at all.
	We're getting there.
	Big tech is becoming CCCP.
	All right, let's jump to the mailbag.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a damn.
	Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	You should interview Craig Sawman Sawyer, former SEAL Marine and U.S. Air Marshal.
	He started Veterans for Child Rescue, V4CR.
	It's a team that works with U.S. and Canadian law enforcement agencies to bust pedophiles in child sex trafficking rings.
	Their website is VetsForChild Rescue.
	The link is their documentary, Contra Land.
	Okay, this is helping a lot.
	And yes, we should look him up.
	ContralandMovie.com.
	Hi, I'm Nancy Stafford.
	In the five years I worked alongside Andy Griffith on Matlock, I played a lawyer whose job was to defend the innocent.
	That, of course, was fiction.
	But the reality of innocent human beings needing to be defended from evil and evil people has never been greater.
	Right beneath our noses, Caroline.
	Can you zip ahead here?
	Ooh, this looks like some undercover sting shit.
	Is it like a religious thing, or is it just like one of those taboo things that you just don't do?
	I guess she doesn't feel comfortable with it anymore.
	You missed comma.
	Well, understandable unless you're a fan of the family.
	Oh, there is a pinch.
	This is a pinch.
	Oh, this is like catch a predator stuff.
	We shouldn't give it away, right?
	No, but I...
	Like, if this is just random white guys getting caught, like, to catch a predator, good, I'm glad you're catching pedophiles.
	But I'm more interested in like the organization here.
	Is it illegal aliens?
	Well, we'll watch that and we'll get back to you.
	Thank you for that letter, sir.
	And the regular site is vets4, the number four, childrescue.org.
	Like, it just seems so over-the-top insane to me that such a thing exists.
	I can wrap my head around broke Chinese people coming from some horrible ningling ping part of China where they come here to get a better life in a big container and then they get duped and they end up being sex slaves to pay off their debt.
	That's horrible, obviously.
	But at least I can wrap my head around it.
	But like that, but with kids, where do they come from?
	Where are their parents?
	Are they, do they come from China?
	What percentage of it is China?
	What percentage is Mexico?
	Maybe that guy can help us out.
	Hey, Gavin, I was wondering about some past friends of the show from back to TGMS and since.
	Kale Hartman, Charles C. Johnson, Stefan Molyneux.
	Someone mentioned Crowder, too.
	It'd be cool to bring him back on and talk to him.
	Also, I definitely buy merch with its gay to smoke and two eyes, one nose, two nostrils, one mouth, one heart.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	I kind of got off guests for a while there.
	I guess we'll have them back if we get this Navy SEAL guy, but it just sort of seems like me agreeing with someone with liberals, you wouldn't have that, but they don't come on.
	Or like with Gavin Wax yesterday, I wanted to talk about what he's doing with Occupy Wall Street and everything, and I feel like I can cover that faster if I just show you the videos and the interviews and not have him introduce himself with the whole, hi, how are you?
	Thanks for coming on the show.
	Am I wrong?
	It'd be cool to have like totally non-topical convos with cool people like that.
	Like ask James O'Keefe like what his favorite food is or Something wacky.
	Well, something like that, I'd rather sit down with him at our new studio.
	True, true, true.
	What's this?
	Arube in Texas.
	Here's an audio bumper.
	I do not make videos.
	I'm a music gay.
	And now it's time for...
	Psychiatrist stupid bitch.
	Did he add stupid bitch in there?
	Stupid bitch.
	Yeah.
	Please react to this, and it's a TikTok video.
	Okay, don't worry.
	There's gotta be something really crazy.
	What's a video that lives in your head rent-free?
	That's interesting news.
	We talked to that guy who's not talking to the person we've seen a million times.
	Don't send me old memes.
	God damn it.
	And it's filtered through another chick watching it?
	Yeah.
	Is there like, I'm waiting for like how old is that fucking video?
	Like, 10 years old?
	I've seen him updated.
	I've seen interviews with him.
	God, you suck.
	What is this lady adding to this clip, too, but not pirating it?
	What clips live in my head?
	Well, they're mostly video drops on this show, right?
	I really, I guess the main one that I really can't stop.
	Congratulations.
	Who is going to clean your toilets, Donald Trump?
	Oh, in that.
	No.
	No, I didn't.
	I say that a few times a day.
	I also say the one, I'm just going to say it.
	I don't care that you broke your elbow last summer.
	Yeah.
	Remember that one?
	Yes, I like that one very much.
	Immigration problem is a problem, and it does need to be addressed, and it does need to be fixed.
	But making those comments, those racist comments.
	Co-host Kelly Osborne.
	There are a lot of Latinos here in this country.
	And who is going to be cleaning your toilet, Donald Trump?
	Oh, that's...
	In the sense that he's missing what you're saying.
	I'm a lifetime Republican.
	When Republicans started to protest, starting with the Tea Party, it represented a downturn in Republicans' mentality.
	Only people with victim mentality protest.
	Arguably, protests also set back the cause that ostensibly the protests were to support.
	You cannot tell me that the BLM protests reduced racism.
	We need to stop protesting or asking others to make the changes we want.
	That is the mentality of a spoiled child.
	Instead, we each need to focus on ourselves and increase our real personal power.
	With that increase in real personal power, we can make real changes in each of our small but real worlds.
	I think you have learned this based on your recent comments about rallies, but continue to spread the message.
	Yeah.
	You know, the Proud Boys was invented for men to better themselves.
	It was for millennial pussies to man up, for guys in long-term relationships to put a ring on it, and for married men to preserve their marriage.
	It was almost like a relationship class.
	Gavin, you continuously refer to trainies as mentally ill-gays, but according to the people who research this stuff, yeah, research this stuff.
	Before getting silenced by the trans mafia, homosexuals make up only about 20% of the male-to-female trans population.
	The larger 80% are autogynophiliacs who get off on the thought of physically inhabiting the object of their sexual desires.
	I think this distrinchin is important because it paints a far more sinister picture.
	We're not being forced to participate in a mass delusion.
	We're being forced to participate in a mass sexual fetish.
	Fetish.
	Straight up brain rape.
	I'm writing this in light of Biden's new assistant health minister or whatever that is.
	He's clearly an autogynophile whose wife probably left him because he got sick of him stealing tampons to shove up his asshole while blowing euphoric juices all over public women's room stalls.
	Wow.
	These are predatory men who fetishize every piece of the female experience from prepubescence to menopause.
	The whole idea of autogynophilia is being actively suppressed and people should be aware of it.
	Thanks and apologies if something is already covered.
	Yeah, that's quite interesting, sir.
	Because that would explain his sex life.
	He's still straight.
	He just like puts on women's panties and then comes.
	He's a fag.
	Hey, Gavlar and Rye Guy, this is a funny little video with Henry Rollins outlining his strong liberal views.
	It's from the Daily Shit show around the time they had Jahans on.
	Hey, this is Henry Rollins.
	I was in a band in the 80s that everybody says they like, but they don't actually listen to.
	I'm a vegan man.
	Can you handle this?
	Brace yourself, because I'm about to beat you down with my basic bitch political opinions stated with a determined intensity.
	You won't be able to handle my conventional majority views stated monotonously over some bland hardcore guitar riffs.
	See, I'm a punk rocker, but I'm old now.
	Old and wise.
	Being older means I'm smarter than I'm not.
	From a Nazi site, I just realized.
	I guess Nazis are funny too, sometimes?
	Montreal Exploited Riot.
	Yes, I'm very familiar with the Montreal Exploited Riot.
	They canceled a concert, I believe?
	I think I was there.
	When was that?
	It's funny, because the exploited are all about chaos.
	And they got it.
	When was that?
	2003.
	So I was already in New York.
	Thanks for the update on some 17-year-old news.
	Why would you send that?
	Did you know there was a riot in Montreal?
	And there's no other context.
	Just like, did you know there was a riot in Montreal 17 years ago?
	Okay.
	Hey, Gavin, I was watching a documentary on HBO and this guy.
	Dan Arielli was one of the experts on the topic.
	Check out his fucking beard.
	I guess he has some sort of condition where he can't grow any hair on one side of his face.
	Then why grow a beard?
	Because nothing's worse than a half five o'clock shadow.
	He's a half beard of salt.
	And he's got a little bit on one cheek, so it's not even a half beard?
	Why would you do that?
	They call me half-beard.
	Now I have to look him up.
	His nose is wonky, too.
	It's going to the clean-shaven side.
	Israeli American professor, has that always been his shtick?
	Is his disgusting beard?
	No, he's been clean-shaven.
	Oh, he's got some sort of like skin problem.
	Maybe it was a burn.
	Oh.
	I'm sorry, you may not grow a beard.
	I don't make the rules, but if a third of your face can't grow a beard, then you can't grow a beard.
	If your normal look is, I lost a bet last night, last fine.
	Israeli American professor, do, do, do, do, do.
	I have to, I got to see his face.
	Zero comes up for face.
	Come on.
	Skin.
	Zero?
	Come on.
	It's like the elephant in the room.
	Oh, here we go.
	While he was preparing for a catavette-esh, for additional intent ceremony, the flammable material he was mixing exploded, causing third-degree burns over 70% of his body.
	Eesh.
	Dude, I had my ass lid on fire.
	It is a special kind of hell.
	Ariely describes how that experience led to his research on how to better deliver painful and unavoidable treatments to patients.
	Okay.
	Cool.
	Dude.
	Fun stuff.
	Fun stuff.
	But yeah, you got to shave, Dan.
	Caveman showed us his pisaki.
	I find this film attractive, though.
	She's far too obese.
	I don't like when she has that huge gut.
	A lot of that guy saying the same thing twice.
	Have you ever been to Nantucket?
	Oh, yeah.
	Portnoy interviews Antifa.
	That's ancient news.
	Thanks to my research team for showing me things from many, many years ago.
	Get ready for the Black History Month Poetry Slam in Dallas, Fort Worth.
	Sick.
	I'm looking forward to it.
	Look at this shit.
	Calling all poets.
	In celebration of Black Hist Month, the Location Leader program will be hosting a virtual Black History Month Poetry Slam.
	If you'd like to showcase your talent, join us.
	During this event, each poet will have up-to-poem.
	During this event, each poet will have up-to-poem.
	It can highlight topics to include civil, historical, figure, or other original poetry.
	Register by Monday, February 15th, for a chance.
	For a chant, what?
	Wait, the second one's better, dude.
	Because we can't make fun of someone if their words were cropped off.
	Yeah.
	Calling all poets in celebration of Black History Month, the Location Leader program will be hosting a virtual Black History Month poetry.
	Slam, if you'd like to showcase your talent, join us during this event.
	Each poet will have up to five minutes to recite an original poem.
	It can highlight topics to include civil rights, social justice, a historical figure, or other original poetry.
	What's the matter with this?
	Most of the emails you sent me are way worse than this, dude.
	Register by Monday for a chance to participate.
	Space restrictions are limited.
	Registration will be handled on a first-come, first-served basis.
	All poetry must comply with the code of conduct.
	Can you please get us footage from that?
	Yeah.
	Wouldn't that be cool?
	Oh, God.
	I want to see some stuff.
	I'm still traumatized from that.
	The poet?
	Inauguration.
	Yeah.
	I love that.
	She's like a Naruto character or something.
	Come on, man.
	All our research and platforms say there's no bias.
	Stop spreading lies.
	We're unbiasedly evaluating all our unbiased information.
	Also, this is what we were just talking about.
	New study, social media's alleged anti-conserved bias is disinformation.
	Of course.
	Yeah.
	You're wrong.
	And it was done by NYU, who are the stalwarts of fairness.
	NYU, the same school that kicked out our friend Mike for what?
	Because Barbie is a standard of beauty.
	I hate that fruits and vegetables are so damn expensive.
	So how the poor gonna be healthy off some damn tater chips?
	I'm mad that the government is.
	Yeah, it's their fault you're fat.
	Fruit and vegetables are way cheaper than the junk food you stuff in your weird dense.
	They really are pretty cheap.
	I'm shocked by it.
	Yeah.
	Controlled by the same people, and those same people are the same people who control everything.
	I'm mad women get raped.
	I hate that.
	I only got three minutes to say this poem and I gotta.
	The women get raped and I'm not one of them.
	That's not nice.
	Lady.
	Hey, Gav.
	The Gay to Smoke video is an Onion News Network video from 2020.
	Poop.
	It was written, produced by Onion News CB guy Chris Kelly, who also plays the gay guy on the right in the video.
	Chris later became a headwriter at CSNL.
	Well, he deserves to be because that was awesome.
	And I've always said a good joke is when like 70% of the people think it's real.
	Dear Gavbot and Dr. Derp, this may be an ancient Chinese secret, and if so, then fuck me.
	But I still wanted to get your reaction on drag syndrome.
	Oh, come on, dude.
	Drag syndrome is ancient news.
	We talked about it a million years ago.
	And yes, it's exploitation.
	I was watching an old British film called Scum last night and thought it'd be a great sound drop if Black Lives Matter ever has another riot.
	1350 in the video.
	I saw Scum, right?
	That's about the skinheads and hooligans.
	1350, there's a...
	Oh.
	What's the matter?
	1350, alright.
	Loading.
	No, sir.
	Who did this?
	What, sir?
	Don't give me this point.
	Who did this?
	Nobody, sir.
	Fighting?
	No, sir.
	Hell, no, sir.
	No, sir.
	Damaging government property, are we, you black bastard?
	No, sir.
	And what the hell are we doing, you black Brixton slag?
	Nothing sir.
	Fighting, your book for fighting, governor's report, right?
	Right!
	Enemy's time, attention!
	I'm pretty sure the drop had occurred by then.
	Yeah, it was black thing.
	The GameStop short, clarified.
	This guy thinks I'm going to read a 1,000-word email about hedge funds, GameStop, normal conditions, cash on the books, highly liquid company.
	The contention here is twofold.
	Who do you think you're writing to, dude?
	There's a monkey and snake meme that explains it all better.
	Big fan, thanks for playing Basement Jax.
	You should check out MC Pat Flynn and his song, Get On Your Knees.
	Okay.
	What's taking Ryan so long?
	You seem a little off today.
	Ever since you woke up, did you stay up super late last night?
	No.
	And what am I saying?
	I'm trying to look up this GameStop short selling thing.
	It was this great thing that just explained it all really easy.
	Oh, here it is.
	All right, let's dumb this down for your apes.
	Let's say five bananas is currently the cost of the best.
	We already did the whole banana analogy.
	Yeah, but.
	You're just showing the same thing we already show, Ryan.
	Shittier.
	True.
	So maybe get back to your job and look up Pat Flynn and the song Get On Your Knees.
	You know what's a cool song I forgot about?
	Get down, down, down, to down, down, get down, down, down, to down.
	Get down, down, down, to down.
	Oh, Shay!
	It's your boy Marker.
	Please, take him up, man.
	I'm telling you, you don't love me.
	No, I'm seriously gonna love this tonight.
	Can I just jump in the middle here?
	I'm money and noise.
	Thanks for wasting my time with your fucking garbage music, shithead.
	Now we have to clean our pallets.
	Play Paul Johnson, Get Get Down.
	It's this guy in a wheelchair.
	I think he's black.
	So he's handy black.
	So Ford slaps.
	He's great.
	Yeah, he was in a car accident.
	He had to have his right leg removed.
	And he'd already lost his left leg.
	Shit.
	Oh, he was shot.
	That's how he was first in the wheelchair.
	Less is more.
	Sometimes they go, woo!
	Okay, last one.
	Hey, Gavin and Ryan, love you both long time.
	Ryan, your willingness to defend the fag zone to death is really quite honorable.
	There is no fag zone.
	Gavin, do you have any update at all about the SPLC lawsuit?
	P.S. Milo has been killing it since he switched to interviewing guests.
	Anyway, that's all I wanted to know.
	I'd like to fuck you both with no heels and no sunglasses, just pure passion.
	Yeah, the SPLC is no update.
	The only thing I have is that the judge, who it's sitting on his lap, always gets SPLC cases, apparently.
	So maybe we have a case there.
	Hey, you found it.
	So yesterday's cliffhanger.
	So we're here with the cliffhanger.
	So I don't know.
	But maybe we can say to the judge or to the courts, why is this judge always the SPLC guy?
	What's going on with that?
	Is there some sort of bias here?
	I don't know.
	It's probably not going to go anywhere.
	The good news is we accomplished a lot with, we should have warned people that Barf was coming.
	We accomplished a lot with Morris D stepping down and what's his name, Cohen?
	No, Morris Dees was fired.
	Richard Cohen stepped down.
	The head of legal stepped down.
	The head researcher stepped down.
	Then they got that Asian chick.
	And she go to the top.
	What's his name, that president?
	It's Richard Cohen, I'm pretty sure.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, he's Richard Cohen.
	When I filed a lawsuit, he laughed and said, the fact that someone like Gavin McInnes is attacking us shows that we're definitely over the target.
	Really?
	Then why did you fucking have to step down like a little bitch if you were so eager to fight?
	And then they eat the poo-poo.
	They sure do, buddy.
	All right, let's do Nazi for after lunch.
	Final video.
	This is very gross.
	No, you got to do the final video, bumper, dumbass.
	Oh, okay.
	I thought this was a catch-up and then we got a different final video.
	No.
	Okay.
	Ryan, you do have a dad.
	Thanks.
	Me?
	Yes.
	Do you accept me?
	Yes.
	Are you proud of me sometimes?
	Maybe once a year?
	Let's watch the video.
	This is the most disgusting thing I think I've ever seen outside of someone having their leg cut off.
	I'm actually getting dry heaves just looking at it.
	But how did this much barf come out?
	And why is she laughing so hard?
	All right.
	Let me just line this up real quick.
	In case I want to do a side-by-side.
	Let's do a side-by-side.
	Get you nice and close.
	Yo.
	Fucking gotcha.
	Oh, my God.
	You fucking fucking throw up on me.
	You're off to me in the club, man.
	Bro, you got me fucked up.
	You can't offer me clean dude.
	Bro, you need to get your ass.
	Why are you on Instagram?
	Wow.
	Wow, I hate them so much.
	I mean, what's he got to do?
	Wait, it's probably Uber, right?
	So he can probably charge them.
	Oh.
	He could probably charge them a ton of money.
	That is so wrong.
	That's so much barf.
	Yeah.
	It looked like she leaned her head back like she was like sleeping like this.
	Yeah, yeah, you're right.
	And it probably went in the front.
	You know, if you're an Uber driver, you should probably have some sort of pressure washer mini that looks like a fire extinguisher and it can just go and blast the car.
	Puke bad.
	It's going to smell like that for weeks, dude.
	Dude, yeah, you got to throw that car in the garbage.
	You're fudged.
	All right, folks, that's the end of today's episode.
	Tomorrow is live at 9 p.m.
	We'll take calls around 10.10.
	And the first half hour will be free to the masses.
	And then it'll be just you and I getting together and drawing pictures.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop burping.
	Homeboy, throw it in the towel.
	Your girl got dipped by Ricky Powell.

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