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Feb. 1, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E67 - THREE HUNKS

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	That's nothing but doom.
	It's snowing, folks.
	That was the Joyce McKinney experience.
	British band from the 80s.
	I don't know who Joyce McKinney is.
	Look her up.
	She's probably a murderer or something.
	Oh, I got snow on my butt.
	Whoa, I got a lot of snow on my chair.
	That's going to be a bit of a proper use of the word.
	I don't want to wet butt.
	So what happened?
	Mormon sex in chains case was a case of reputed sexual assault and kidnapped by American woman, Joyce McKinney, of a young American Mormon missionary, Kirk Anderson, in England in 1977.
	Because McKinney and her accomplice, Skip Bail, fled to the United States, the case could not be tried, and they were not extradited.
	They were never tried for these specific crimes.
	According to Anderson, he had been abducted by McKinney from the steps of a church meeting house, chained to a bed, and raped by her.
	Sorry.
	I apologize, but women raping men cracks me up.
	Just don't get a boner.
	Ooh, she's ugly.
	Ugly.
	I was raped once.
	Did I ever tell you that?
	I vaguely, I don't remember it when I was.
	Her name was Tracy.
	She was a friend, and she raped me.
	I was sleeping in her bed, and she blew me while I was asleep, and I woke up to a blowjob, and then she mounted me against my will.
	I did not find her remotely attractive.
	I didn't think it was a very big deal.
	It's one of those rape regret ones, though.
	Yeah, it was poor sportsmanship.
	Yes.
	I was like, hmm, that wasn't very nice.
	That was not on, as they say in Britain.
	Here's a fun book for today's show.
	Fly fishing with Darth Vader.
	We did that already.
	We did?
	Yeah.
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, that was during the live show.
	It was a little socky that night.
	Here's a fun book.
	We owe you nothing, Punk Planet, The Collected Interviews.
	Now, obviously, they're very lefty.
	It's a punk magazine.
	But it's cool to hear great interviews with Black Flag, Kathleen Hannah, Jell-O Biafra.
	Ian Mackay is always a good interview.
	Sleater Kinney is smart.
	Thurston Moore is good, but he doesn't like me anymore, so I'm not going to promote him because it hurts my feelings.
	And then a bunch of bands you haven't heard of, but it's a good little bathroom book and fun to have.
	They're never really in-depth or controversial.
	When I was at Vice, I always tried to bring up the secrets.
	For example, Black Flag.
	Henry Rollins grew up rich.
	He's a private school kid.
	That never comes up in interviews.
	Or Mike Muir of Suicidal Tendencies.
	He's not Mexican.
	He just made up that ASA persona with his bandana over his head.
	He's not, he's me.
	He's a white dude.
	So I asked him about it.
	I go, what's with the Mexican shit?
	You're white.
	He goes, no, I'm a mutt, man.
	I'm everything.
	Now, what?
	You're Irish, Scottish, and English?
	Wow, you're a real mutt.
	Is that Henry Rollins?
	No?
	Yes, it is.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Doesn't look like him.
	He's a pretty handsome chap, isn't he?
	He's got a good jawline.
	I always wish I had a chin like that.
	But if you have a chin like that, why would you not have a mustache?
	What a waste.
	Yeah.
	You know what movie I saw this weekend?
	The Wanderers.
	Have you ever seen that?
	No.
	It's Animal House Meets the Warriors.
	It's one of the best movies I've ever seen.
	I can't believe I hadn't heard of it before.
	Holy shit, is it good?
	And the main guy in it, one of the main guys, goes to my gym.
	Or he goes to the grocery store below my gym.
	Sick.
	Him.
	That guy.
	Leather jacket guy?
	Yeah.
	He has a hump now.
	Oh, man.
	Back hump.
	Well, yeah, we're else you're going to get a hump on your leg.
	That's a tumor.
	The wongs.
	Don't fuck with the wongs.
	Ducky boys really did exist.
	They were the Irish.
	I don't know if this team really existed.
	And I think the Fordham Baldies existed.
	Wanderers come out and play.
	It's got that in it.
	That kind of stuff.
	They weren't very badass.
	But back then in Brooklyn, you did not leave your block.
	The craziest thing you could do would be to show up in someone else's neighborhood.
	That was like wearing a Klansman uniform in Harlem.
	People would go, what do you do?
	Before they beat you up, they might go, what are you doing?
	Like when I talk to people born and raised in New York, they go, what's going on there?
	What do you have?
	What are you on?
	I go, it's called a bicycle.
	And they go, you have a bicycle?
	And I go, you don't know how to ride a bike, do you?
	No way.
	I would never.
	There's no reason to.
	I would never travel.
	That guy played an Italian.
	You could just tell he was Jewish.
	Tony Gagnios.
	That guy, Tony Gagnios, Maddie O'Dell knows him.
	And he wore a Wanderer's jacket for the rest of his life after this movie because he thought it was so cool.
	He's right.
	But yeah, great movie.
	Check it out.
	How did that all happen?
	By the way, this code cost me $1,200.
	It's Ralph Lauren.
	I'm a fag.
	I'm half a fag.
	So, what's his name from the cure?
	Robert Moses.
	Right?
	He decided he was going to make New York City highway-friendly.
	And so he built these thoroughfares that cut the city up.
	And people could commute much easier.
	But he also destroyed entire neighborhoods.
	And the Bronx used to be a nice Italian neighborhood.
	And then he sliced it up using an eminent domain, kicked people out of their homes, and turned it into a fucking slum.
	Remember that Ronald Reagan speech?
	Look up Ronald Reagan and the Bronx.
	And then people had to go tribal to survive, so the gangs formed.
	And they were colorful because that's what New York City is.
	It's a colorful town.
	And what did you look up?
	Ronald Reagan Bronx speech.
	From Los Angeles, California.
	Just over three weeks, we'll elect the next president of the United States.
	You failed, Ryan.
	You failed me.
	You let me down.
	You did not do your job properly.
	It's relevant not so much about what because of what he says, but because of the backdrop.
	Okay, let's go.
	There it is.
	Hezakia News?
	Could you have a worse title?
	Hezekiah?
	Hezekiah?
	Dude, if that's your last name, you're some weird Turkish dude, you may not use your name for your brand.
	Call it H News or something.
	Hezia at worst.
	Hez News.
	Nope.
	Hezekiah.
	Go farther.
	Look at it.
	This is the Boogie Down Bronx where rap was created.
	And Ryan Katsu Rivera.
	It was just a war zone.
	It looked like Iraq.
	Mr. President, will you shut your mouth?
	I've been asked a few questions.
	There's no program or promise that a president can make that the federal government can then come in and wave a wand and do this.
	Yes, there is legislation in Congress.
	Legislation for cooperation.
	Your people, Ryan, are so loud and obnoxious.
	Why are you so rude and loud?
	I don't know.
	We'll fix it.
	Stop it.
	Can't.
	Call them.
	Can't.
	They won't pick up.
	Put on the Puerto Rican bat signal.
	The yelling doesn't stop.
	What's her name?
	Maria Gomez.
	The frowning chick from SWAT?
	Oh, Michelle Rodriguez.
	Michelle Rodriguez.
	Why are Puerto Ricans so loud?
	Because they're screaming to be heard in a world that won't listen.
	No, that's not why.
	Look at her.
	Here's your granddad with his hat on upside down.
	Hey, the president's here.
	What do you want to do?
	Just scream shit at him?
	What do they want?
	Kennedy?
	Kennedy?
	Cannabis?
	Cannabis.
	Canada?
	We want Canada?
	Okay.
	Six hours.
	We like the snow and shit.
	Hop in the car.
	We like the ski-doos.
	That's a real New York thing, too, in this fucking project housing, where they're like, look at this, and it'll be some old black lady, and she'll be pointing to like a water boiler that's all rusted and has shit all over it and hasn't been upkept.
	Yeah.
	Scrape off the rust and paint it yourself, bitch.
	I remember seeing some local newspaper in the Bronx, and they were staring next to a pothole, and the guy who was standing next to it had a suit on.
	You're like, in the time it took you to get your suit on, to point to this pothole that's been there for 20 years, you could have just fixed the pothole yourself.
	It's not rocket science.
	It's tar and some gravel.
	Fix it.
	When we were kids in the 80s, our dads fixed our TVs, our radios.
	He'd go to radio shack.
	My dad had a soldering iron.
	He would solder circuits.
	Nothing was ever...
	He'd fix your vacuum.
	He'd fixed a lamp.
	What's that?
	This is a fancy way of doing it, but pretty cool.
	You're kind of overdoing it there, dude.
	So you put in that stuff.
	And you tamp it down.
	That's a huge hole, too.
	The thing I was talking about was pretty small.
	Improved surface with Bond Bitu Seal.
	No, you can just leave that shit at home.
	We don't need that.
	And you break it all down.
	And then you tamp it.
	Right?
	Oh, look, that's looking pretty.
	I just said, get off your ass and fix a pothole.
	This looks like the most complex thing ever done in the history of the world.
	Normally, you could just put some fucking gravel in there.
	Put some gravel in the hole.
	Yeah.
	I mean, we've done it with our driveway.
	Fucking throw some gravel in that shit.
	This is way too much work.
	Yeah, this is when the state comes in and does stuff.
	Until apply heat evenly until molten.
	I want to have a blue-collar job.
	I want to fix potholes.
	I've used one of those tamping machines before, too.
	They're pretty cool.
	Speaking of incredibly important news, just before we started recording here, I wear this if I have to go to a liquor store or something.
	I don't I'm not a mask guy, but if it means blues, then I'm gonna wear a mask.
	Um, just take your OP Radio, which it's in a Google Doc, you don't have the notes open, still waiting,
	still waiting, still waiting, still waiting, still waiting, still waiting, still waiting, Opi Radio.
	So Opi Hughes was half of Opi and Anthony, and it's become very clear if you look at their careers since Anthony Coome was fired for being rude about a tranny.
	Do we know what really happened there?
	Let me tell you what really happened.
	Howard Stern over-negotiated his deal, and he got $90 million a year.
	The accountants looked at the books and said, what the fuck?
	He's not generating $90 million a year.
	Why did you sign that?
	I don't know.
	He's Howard Stern.
	He's cool.
	No, he's not.
	He sucks.
	All his interviews are just ass kissing.
	There's not one remotely controversial or interesting thing about his interviews.
	He just talks about how wonderful everyone is.
	And then they talk about life and how wonderful they are.
	It's terrible.
	I can't listen.
	I think I'm done with Stern, by the way.
	So they go through the books and they go, all right, well, who else is getting paid a lot?
	And they go, these Opi and Anthony guys make $3 million each.
	And they go, well, we got to get rid of them.
	Well, they have a contract.
	But figure something out.
	I don't know.
	Get like an intern to fuck him and then say she was raped or something.
	You got to get rid of that guy.
	And then Anthony's going out.
	This is probably six years ago now, right?
	And he's photographing stuff on the street.
	And he photographs a tranny, a black man dressed as a woman, gets into his purview.
	And he goes, the guy freaks out and starts punching Anthony.
	Anthony doesn't hit him back.
	Or maybe it was a woman.
	Yeah, it's a true woman.
	It's an actual woman.
	I don't know.
	Hell no.
	So she sees that she's being photographed.
	She flips out, starts hitting him.
	He has a gun on him at the time.
	He doesn't do anything.
	But he gets on Twitter and he goes, fucking black people in this immediate jump to violence.
	He never said the N-word or anything racist, but he did say that there is a problem in the black community where there's no in-between.
	It's either a thing starts and it goes right to violence immediately.
	And that's something that Jesse Jackson's talked about, that Al Sharpton's talked about.
	It's a thing in the black community.
	We need to use our words more.
	Use your words, but use your words.
	So I think that what happened was the Syria saw this is a great opportunity to just cut something, make some money.
	So they fired him immediately, citing racism.
	And then Opie, who had been by Anthony's side for like 30 years or something, a very long time, just threw him to the wolves.
	Didn't have his back, didn't threaten him.
	To go on strike, nothing.
	And then they went their separate ways.
	Anthony started Compound Media.
	And he's doing great at it.
	And I don't want to encourage the competition, but if you've got a long chore to do and you've had enough Gav, just put on Anthony's show and dishes feels like nothing.
	I'll clean the whole kitchen.
	I'll put up the Christmas decorations with my phone in my pocket listening to the show.
	High quality.
	And you'll see some more Gav on there, too.
	Oh, I'm still, they still have my videos up?
	Yeah.
	You know, they had a new video player, and they were all ready to go, and they said, okay, just one last thing.
	Please delete all the Gavin McKinnon shows.
	And they said, fuck you.
	And that was that.
	And that was a year of negotiation down the tubes.
	But Opie, on the other hand, and this is something that pisses me off.
	Opie and Anthony, much like Howard Stern, made their money.
	They cut their chops on blue-collar culture.
	And Anthony has that Long Island accent.
	He was knocking tin.
	He was HVAC dude.
	And blue-collar people could relate to them.
	Opie rode those coattails, which is fine.
	Lots of people do that.
	I kind of do that.
	But when it's time to step up, you can't be a fake blue-collar guy for 25 years.
	Holy shit, Anthony Douglas.
	That's not fine.
	You can't be a fake blue-collar dude, and then when the chips are down, stab your blue-collar buddy in the back.
	You've got to go over there.
	You could even say, I would even accept, hey, man.
	So they're firing you.
	I don't want to get fired.
	I need the money.
	I know this is going to sound like a pussy move, but I want to keep working at Sirius.
	What do you think of that?
	That's a pussy move, but I'll take it.
	But he didn't do that.
	He just ghosted him.
	So Anthony's continued.
	He's got a great show.
	Very interesting dude.
	Very successful.
	And look at OP's life now.
	Check out, he does this thing where, I guess he lives in the Hamptons, where he just points his phone to the water and pontificates on live streams, and then people just comment, you suck.
	They dipped a little in the last 30 days, to be honest with you, but they're still healthy.
	That's why I think I got to mix it up a little bit.
	I'm starting to bring back more guests.
	I think it's about variety.
	I think I got to start making sure I've got enough variety on my podcast feed.
	It dipped a little bit, but not in a way where I'm nervous or anything like that.
	He's actually the last biggest secret weapon, which was that guy Carl.
	Carl the chef.
	He was another food network guy.
	His name was Carl.
	And he had a restaurant open, but he was a funny dude, and he was quick-witted, and he kept opiab.
	And how do you get rid of him?
	He died.
	Oh, shit.
	And then so, you know.
	How many people have watched this?
	This particular.
	This would be a guest.
	You guys can be guests.
	519.
	519 views.
	Right now, I think we got like 40 people in there.
	I don't really push it too much because you pay like $4.99 a month.
	And I want to make sure if you're paying $4.99 a month, it's worth your while.
	The people in there already, they pay for $40,000.
	I charge $10 a month.
	We have over 22,000 people watching.
	Over the weekend, there was about 10 shows that was uploaded.
	Jacob Wall, Beef Squad, Lotus, Man Up, Dusty Bogan.
	I used to call him the Torpid Slaughter.
	I made t-shirts of it.
	Yes.
	The reason you show a face.
	And this kind of bothers me about AIU.
	I wish he would show his face.
	Is because there's gestures, there's body language, there's things that you want to that help facilitate the point.
	You're not using the medium correctly, Opie, by showing some fucking cold waves?
	He's as bad as that other guy, Kiss Cactus.
	Not too shabby.
	You know this guy?
	I look terrible.
	I'm using my live stream as a mirror.
	Hello from Silver City.
	But this guy gets similar views, like 48 views.
	Why is he on my radar?
	Well, he used to do these videos.
	He got kind of YouTube famous for doing these videos where he just points at shit and says, not too shabby.
	So I learned of him from Sam Roberts.
	He had him on a show.
	Not too shabby.
	And that's his whole thing.
	I don't get it.
	And so he streams because he's lonely and he's like a washed up internet guy now.
	And he just goes to a cafe.
	Not too shabby.
	That's not how you pronounce shabby.
	It's not too shabby.
	It's not not too shabby.
	The emphasis is on the be, not the shabby.
	Here's a tour of Bisbee, Arizona, where Doug Stanhope lives.
	So he bikes around.
	He hates Trump.
	He used to be a Republican.
	He used the word.
	You donated to his live stream, didn't you?
	I didn't donate.
	I just chatted.
	And what'd you say?
	I said, are you excited for Biden?
	Exclamation point.
	He was like, hey, Ryan.
	Oh, Biden.
	Yeah, you know, I made a whole stream about that, but pretty much I'm just excited about having a grown man in office now.
	While he sits there in a place talking about the cup in the cactus, in the artsiness of the city.
	Well, that's the thing.
	He kisses a cactus.
	He stinks.
	Just underachievers.
	This guy stinks.
	Just terrible quality.
	Like, YouTube came out and they said, finally, everyone can have a voice.
	And now we see everyone with a voice and we go, you suck.
	You don't deserve a voice.
	They're going to run away from you.
	Mountain lions, bobcats.
	They don't want to be around people.
	Why is he wearing a mask?
	He's sitting down.
	I don't know.
	You're allowed to take that shit off to drink.
	That's all I got to say about that.
	But.
	Hey, everyone.
	All right.
	So do you want to tour just to give us some coffee?
	Speaking of mediocrity, Kamala Harris's stepdaughter is a fine.
	And she's just been signed by the most prestigious modeling company in the world.
	There's Cindy Crawford on the left, who is a tan, right?
	You wouldn't be able to fuck her because you tend to be so in awe of her.
	You wouldn't be able to get it up.
	And if you did, you might last four seconds.
	And the whole time you were fucking her, you'd just be going, I'm fucking Cindy Crawford.
	I knew a guy who fucked Jessica Simpson.
	Is that her name?
	Yeah.
	Jessica Simpson in the ass.
	And he was like, the whole time I was fucking her.
	It was up her ass because she was a Christian and she wanted to remain like, she only has sex in marriage, but anal sex doesn't count.
	And he was like, I'm fucking Jessica Simpson in the ass.
	That's when you're like, say your name instead of say my name.
	Say your name over and over again.
	I also knew a guy who fucked Stella McCartney who's not remotely attractive, but she's worth hundreds of millions.
	And he said, as I was fucking her, I was just like, this bitch is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
	Yikes.
	That's not an attractive woman.
	I'd rather fuck Paul McCartney.
	Paul McCartney is a more attractive woman.
	Would you fuck Paul McCartney?
	What are you doing back there?
	I might make out with him.
	That's for the story.
	I'd go all the way with Paul.
	So yeah, look at her.
	Look at her.
	She has hairy armpits.
	Her eyes are uglier than mine when I've just woken up.
	But because she's quirky, she's a model.
	Here's another story before we really dip into the news.
	The FBI particularly is above the law.
	This is my new obsession with the news.
	And we were talking about this on Thursday.
	Major fucking super stories like those voting machines.
	Remember when that was going down?
	The Dominion voting machines?
	And as my friend, Anthony Cumio pointed out, he goes, I don't care if you're on the right or the left.
	If those machines are corrupt, that story is going to make your whole career as a journalist.
	Find out about it.
	Like, get a hold of the machine.
	Run tests on it.
	Nope.
	They just dropped it.
	Because Dominion threatened to sue you if you were slightly dubious of their machines, and it worked.
	Everyone just went, I'd rather find a golfer that said fag.
	I'll just focus on that.
	And so we had those child sex trafficking things that were totally ignored.
	I still don't know anything about those fucking kids.
	I don't know what ethnicity they are.
	I don't know what language they speak.
	I don't know where they came from.
	I don't know who their parents are.
	I don't know who facilitated this fucking thing.
	That story's gone.
	And then this story seems, should be the biggest story in the world.
	Ex-FBI lawyer avoids prison after admitting he doctored email in investigation of Trump's 2016 Campaign.
	So Obama said we need to monitor Trump and his campaign.
	Well, you need a warrant for that.
	Okay, make, hey, you, make a fake email that looks like Trump's colluding with Russia.
	Okay, no problem.
	Type ite-type.
	Here, look at this email.
	This is why we need to go and spy on Trump.
	Okay, FBI says 100% of that from soup to nuts is corrupt and wrong and makes Watergate look like jaywalking.
	Watergate is nothing.
	Obama used fake FBI details to spy on everyone in the Trump campaign.
	And no one's fucking talking about it.
	I'm going crazy here.
	I'm losing my mind.
	Italian crazy is the best crazy.
	And then they catch the guy.
	And the story's still dead.
	Like, this story was hot before we knew about the FBI lawyer doing the fake email.
	It was still an incredible story.
	Now it's even more incredible.
	The whole impetus for that spying on the goddamn president of the United States was a lie.
	And it's just not a big deal.
	Meanwhile, Roger Stone has the military.
	Is that the guy?
	Target of duty for us to initiate the crossfire hurricane investigation in the way that we did.
	Now, as I understand it, it was a counterintelligence investigation into Trump campaign ties to Russia.
	You opened a counterintelligence investigation into Trump himself after he fired former FBI Director Comey and linked Comey's termination to the Russia investigation.
	I don't know whether that's true or not.
	I'd like to know.
	You have said that if the FBI failed to open an investigation into Trump under those circumstances, we wouldn't be doing our job.
	I believe you said that on 60 minutes.
	So I think it's pretty clear opening a counterintelligence investigation into a president is an extraordinary step.
	Why did you see it as necessary under those circumstances?
	Because we made a fake email.
	Because we're the swamp.
	Senator, there were a lot of things that were concerning us as we went through the opening and the process of the opening.
	You're looking into the eyes of the swamp right now.
	Sure.
	So we knew that the Russians had been targeting us.
	We had reason to believe, because of the friendly foreign government information, that the campaign was a very important thing.
	I know that we're not supposed to talk about white males, and I apologize for that.
	I scoured the internet for black women who were mathematicians who did something amazing this week.
	But unfortunately, our two favorite subjects today are Gavin Wax and Dave Portnoy.
	They are both heterosexual, middle-class, upper-middle-class white males.
	And I apologize for being interested in what they've been up to.
	But I guess I'm not working hard enough to find a mocha-skinned diva.
	I know this isn't what you want, and I'm sorry.
	There's one.
	But Gavin Wax is kicking ass.
	So Gavin Wax is a young Republican guy in New York, which is like being a fucking albino in the desert.
	It's pretty rare and very dangerous.
	And this guy has just been on fire this week.
	Now, you might remember him from my talk on October 12th, several years ago, I believe it was 2018.
	I had a talk celebrating Otoya Yamaguchi, who was a Japanese socialist.
	Sorry.
	He murdered a Japanese socialist.
	We reenacted the killing right here.
	That was pretty fast, Ryan.
	I got to hand it to you.
	Thank you.
	So do it.
	Show the stabbing.
	A lot of Weeboos know Japanese slow motion.
	I'm wearing chinky glasses, and there's an Asian man there laughing.
	This was 2018.
	It seems like we've become so much less.
	They made that so sinister.
	That came up in the courtroom, by the way.
	Of course.
	That I reenacted a murder.
	You had a beer in your pocket.
	Yeah, with a beer in his pocket.
	You know, Max and John just had their appeal.
	Right.
	And it went real bad.
	I thought it was going to take two months to figure out whether it was real bad.
	Well, then there's other stages to it.
	And apparently the first stage always sucks.
	But they just talked about me the whole time.
	And they said, they said I called Holly Berry a monkey actress.
	What the fuck has that got to do with Max and John?
	And that was a joke.
	And the context for that joke takes a while to explain.
	But as you know, when my youngest boy was five, we were watching a documentary about monkeys.
	And he said, that's my favorite monkey actress because he thought that monkeys, when you see them in a documentary, they're actors and actresses.
	And I thought that was fucking funny.
	So we brought that up.
	Later on in the show, we showed Hallie Berry, who did a really painful cringe video where she talked about how Oscar's so white and how racist the Academy is.
	When in actuality, blacks win about 14% of the Academy Awards and they're 14% of the population.
	So you're good.
	You're represented perfectly.
	And then during that, I was mocking her concept that America is really racist.
	And I said, she's my favorite monkey actress.
	So I was lampooning her view of society.
	Anyway, the way it's portrayed in court, and they've done this, not just in court, but in the appeal, is they know that Hallie Berry is a goddess to black women, so they use that to make them insane with rage, and it worked.
	Because out of the five judges that were there, two of them were black women.
	And when they hear me disparage Halle Berry, steam comes out of their ears.
	That's not justice.
	This is not a normal functioning justice system.
	That is high school shit.
	Anyway, Gavin Wax was there at the night of my talk.
	And yes, Proud Boys did beat up Antifa.
	Antifa were terrorizing people all night.
	Screech is dead.
	And Gavin Wax noticed that 12 of them had jumped on this reporter and were beating him mercilessly.
	And they took his equipment.
	So not only did he catch them, thwart the attack, beat up Antifa, but he also said, hey, cops.
	And the cops arrested three people of the 12.
	Kai Russo, Caleb Perkins, and Finbar Sloanem were the three Antifa that were arrested.
	Zero charges, zero bail, zero nothing.
	Totally expunged.
	What they did was much more violent and dangerous than what Max and John did.
	And Max and John are still in prison.
	And in their appeal.
	What's this now?
	Is that them.
	They're putting body bags in front of the...
	Whoa, oh, this is new.
	A man and continues for suspected Antifa members who allegedly vandalized New York City Republican Clubhouse.
	So they keep getting it.
	Yeah, now they put body bags in there spray painting.
	But before they glued the lock shut, they broke the windows and spray painted.
	Huh.
	The night before.
	So Gavin Wax said, Gavin Wax, that's how I know him, because he did that that night.
	And he recently was on the front page of, well, the front, the homepage of New YorkPost.com.
	And he said, let's reoccupy Wall Street.
	New York Young Republicans plan re-occupy Wall Street after GameStop tobacco.
	That's balls.
	I think he's our new Andrew Breitbart.
	Him and Dave Portnoy are my two favorite guys.
	I'm gay for them.
	What does it say there in the opening paragraph?
	This is John Levine, that guy who I had dinner with him in Ang Holter once.
	Members of the New York Carrying Republicans are planning to storm Zuccotti Park in Lower Manhattan Sunday for a re-Occupy Wall Street demonstration to protest actions by hedge funds and other financial institutions to undermine Reddit-fueled populist purchase of GameStop stock this week.
	Go to 1.6.
	So he did.
	He dressed up as Robin Hood.
	And he encouraged people through hedge funds to contact James O'Keefe.
	And you can click on signal 914-653-3110.
	Be brave, guys.
	Be brave.
	Why are you getting trouble?
	Be brave.
	That's a unifying thing, too.
	AOC and Talib, you know, Rashida Talib, they were even saying, even Maxwell Waters.
	What is his name?
	Maxwell Waters?
	Maxine Waters?
	Maxine Waters, yeah.
	She was like, the corrupt Wall Street.
	So this is something that the left and the right agreed on.
	Yeah, Ted Cruz said, I agree.
	Go to jump to 3.8.
	Ted Cruz goes, I agree with you.
	This is corrupt, AOC.
	And her retort is mental.
	She is mental.
	I think that her Adderall dosage is like 60 milligrams a day, and she can't handle it.
	Wait, that's not what I meant?
	Is that 3.8?
	Yeah.
	She's a mental patient?
	Oh, shit.
	It's Newsmax on Twitter.
	We could check her page, though, right?
	Yeah.
	No, it doesn't matter.
	She just said, Ted Cruz goes, I agree.
	And she goes, yeah, well, your people almost had me murdered.
	God.
	She's determined to get us to believe that her life was in danger on January 6th.
	Sorry, not falling for it.
	Here's a really good explanation of what went on, by the way, if you're as dumb as I am and you're having trouble understanding what the GameStop, what shorting is and what GameStop did.
	So go to 1-8.
	Oh, yeah, you almost had me murdered three weeks ago.
	He's like, I fucking win.
	I did?
	Believe me, if I had any power, you would have been dead long ago.
	I'd still have a boner if I tried to.
	1-8.
	1-8.
	I love these guys.
	GameStop's stocks were being shorted.
	So a bunch of Wall Street billionaires, they're wearing their Monopoly Man hats.
	They've got the little monocle.
	And they went, GameStop is going under.
	We better stop shorting.
	So they all shorted it.
	So they're betting that it's going to go under.
	So then, to screw them, a bunch of people on Reddit decided they would all buy GameStop stock, which made the price shoot way up.
	And now all these people are losing millions of dollars.
	So let's say you have 100 lemons and lemons are worth lemons are worth $5 each.
	I'm betting I know something about the lemon market.
	And you think it's going to die.
	Can I say something really, really stupid?
	Why is lemonade a thing?
	Aren't lemons bitter?
	Why would you want lemon juice?
	It's a good place to put sugar.
	Well, then otherwise you could put sugar and vinegar and it would be yummy.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Anyway, so and I'm like, dude, it's going to rain tomorrow.
	Lemons are out.
	It's going to rain tomorrow.
	He's not going to sell anything.
	His lemons are going down.
	So I say, hey, buddy, can I borrow your lemons?
	I borrow the lemons from you.
	Then I sell them to someone else.
	In a week, I have to give them back to you.
	Lemon market has tanked.
	Lemons are only worth a penny each now.
	So now I go to the market and I buy 100 lemons at a penny each.
	Then I give them back to you.
	Here's your lemons back, buddy.
	Wait, so you sold the lemons for $500?
	Yeah.
	And then I had to give you your lemons back.
	So I had to spend a dollar to get those lemons.
	And you got $500.
	And I hand them to you, and now I made $499.
	But why is that bad?
	I thought that was.
	Oh, so the guy that bought the lemons is Reddit.
	No, that's the hedge fund manager.
	What they're trying.
	That's what they're trying to do.
	That's what they're trying to do.
	I think you're against the business.
	So then what happened is they said, hey, look at these punks who are doing this to this lemon guy.
	Or eliminate stand kids.
	So then they bought the bunch of lemons, and now lemons are scarce.
	Now they're rare.
	That makes sense.
	And now the lemons are worth $100 each.
	Gotcha.
	And now I have to give them back to you today.
	I have to go buy them for $100, times $100, which is $10,000.
	And now I have lost $9,500.
	So that's what they did.
	The first example was how short selling works.
	The second is how they're screwing the short selling.
	Gotcha.
	I finally get it.
	But the one part I don't get, though, is with the lemons, that guy who borrowed the lemons was doing it at market value.
	He wasn't hurting the guy with the lemons.
	Your lemons weren't worth much.
	You were tanking.
	So the reason you weren't forced, the reason you sold your lemons for a shitty price is because the lemons were worthless.
	Well, here's the thing.
	They send out reports saying what's going to suck.
	They're like, oh, GameStop's going to suck.
	And when they put those reports out and CSNBC or whatever report on that, then everybody else starts panicking, selling their shit, lowering it.
	So they publicly announce what's going to fail, and it manifests the failing of it.
	And they capitalize on that.
	Well, this brings us to my second favorite boy, Dave Portnoy, 1-7.
	Where he's, because we know that we've already discussed, everyone knows, right, that Robin Hood, the app, saw that this was going on and made people unable to trade.
	I have a buddy at my gym.
	He goes, holy shit, I...
	Just made $5,000.
	Then he could not log on for three hours.
	And when he did finally log on, his five grand was gone.
	Yeah.
	So he's like, you owe me five grand.
	Yep.
	It's done.
	That company will cease to exist because what they built it on, the day trader, the retail trader, they're never going back.
	So he willingly blew up his company today.
	He knew that was going to happen.
	Why?
	Who's in the back end?
	Who's pulling the strings?
	Who's making the decisions?
	We have to find out.
	And by the way, it's not enough just to be like, oh, we're going to slap you on the wrist and give you a fine.
	These are billionaires.
	They can write billion-dollar checks like we write $10 checks.
	Somebody has to go to jail for this.
	This is intentional market manipulation.
	And it's everyday people.
	It's just not the Reddit people.
	I have people hitting me up all the time.
	Today, yesterday, they're putting their rent into this.
	They got caught up in the momentum.
	And if you lose money fair and square, fine.
	But nobody was under the impression somebody could just press the stop button and say, guess what?
	We can crash this stock without you having any say.
	You can only sell it.
	You can't buy it.
	What happened?
	This is like the movie Wall Street.
	It's insane.
	Robin Hood's done.
	That company will cease to do it.
	So he threatened Steve Cohen 2-1, which is weird because this is my two boyfriends.
	Steve Cohen is the guy who's saving the Mets.
	God, he looks like a weird, evil egg lady.
	He does.
	So this is my parents fighting because Steve Cohen is currently rescuing the Mets.
	And Dave Portnoy accused him of being one of the hedge funders who made Robin Hood stop working.
	Okay, that's not interesting for us.
	Why can't you just tell us what's going on?
	I guess this is for people on their phone.
	This is how millennials get their news.
	They read it.
	They like techno.
	Okay, so that's not interesting.
	You know, and then Steve Cohen said, let's talk about it, Dave, but offline.
	And then Dave goes, no, offline is where shady shit happens.
	I do everything online on the record.
	So then Steve Cohen deletes his account.
	I mean, the reason you own a team like the Mets is for clout.
	It can't be very profitable.
	And you want people to like you.
	If people stop liking you because Dave Portnoy just called you out, then why exist?
	His whole...
	So the Mets is like owning the Mets is a charity.
	You might as well own a horse with a broken leg.
	And he did it to be popular.
	And then all of a sudden with one schwump, Dave Portnoy makes him unpopular.
	He destroyed him.
	He destroyed Steve Cohen.
	Also in Dave Portnoy News, he helped out this female hockey league, right?
	This is 19.
	And the takeaway from Vice, some dumb...
	Oh, she changed her name to Vice Staff.
	This is what they did after I left, by the way.
	They changed all my articles to Vice Staff.
	Her dumb feminist take is that Dave Portnoy is a white supremacist, racist, bigot, sexist, and he was mocking disabled players.
	National Women's Hockey League sigh deeply deals with barstool sports.
	Under the attack, the league, which has succeeded on its own terms, has responded forcefully, but not everyone in it has.
	What?
	That's the worst subhead I've ever seen.
	Go back up.
	Under attack, the league, which has succeeded on its own terms, has responded forcefully, but not everyone in it has.
	Could you be less enticing, please, lady?
	Women can't write.
	Sorry.
	So this article is like a lot of chick writing where she just barfs out all her notes, right?
	It goes on and on and on and on and on and on.
	And it doesn't tell you what's happening at the beginning.
	We got to do the who, what, when, where, why in the opening sentence, lady.
	But what did she say?
	From the dawn of time.
	That's another indication that you're reading an idiot's writing when they start a sentence like that.
	Lesser men and pick-me girls have expressed being threatened by women succeeding in sports by trying to tear them down.
	That Barstool Sports, notorious for its cult-like fan bases, campaigns of concentrated harassment, what?
	Attacked players in, reporters on, staffers for, and fans of the National Women's Hockey League this week.
	Was thus perhaps no surprise.
	This writing is brutal.
	Was thus perhaps no surprise?
	What are you, a fucking fop?
	Is this 1502?
	Are we at a Renaissance fair?
	What has been surprising for the better and the worse has been the exact way all of this has played out.
	One of the basic dynamics of our time is how institutions and the people within them respond to aggrieved internet users, rallying behind disingenuous claims.
	The NWHL met with a horde of them, has responded forcefully.
	Not everyone within it has.
	This is a fucking alphabet soup.
	Lady, become a waitress, dress up pretty, and hopefully a rich guy will propose to you and you can have the rest of your life planned out for you because you are devoid of talent.
	The success of the NWHL bubble season in Lake Placid is keeping women's sports in the spotlight.
	Following the success of bubble seasons in Lake Blah, blah, blah, blah, which was founded in 2015, it consists of six teams, has used the blueprint to pull off some of the most entertaining sports seen during the pandemic.
	The first two days were lovely with the best talent hog.
	Anyway, so Dave goes, we're going to come in.
	We're going to help out these people.
	And including this woman who's handicapped, and she's been a huge inspiration to the sport.
	And basically he just says, you're welcome.
	And that becomes, you are mocking a handicapped player and you're pretending that you're the reason this league exists and you're not.
	So he goes, I'm going to sue Weiss.
	This has nothing to do with Steve Cohen or the GameStop thing.
	This is twice he's in the news this week.
	He's on fire.
	We walked the streets.
	Then we said, let's do something different.
	Instead of just meeting some of the people you're helping on FaceTime, why not meet him in person?
	And let's see what happened as we round the corner and came onto a luncheonette with eight seats all empty.
	Dave, you mentioned you got called out.
	You were complaining about what's happened in the city, the shutdown.
	We bent the curb.
	We bent the curve.
	Who called you out?
	It was a guy, Marcus Limonis, who I'd never heard of, but he's Campers World.
	He's like a billionaire.
	And he said, do something.
	He said, if you start a fund, put 500 grand of your own money into it, I'll match it, is what he said.
	We want to help.
	That guy they just showed, the camping billionaire, has a really great show called Equalized Profit.
	Yeah, the Profit.
	Yeah.
	Where he fixes up businesses.
	I don't think those shows work, by the way.
	Bar Rescue.
	They always, this guy comes in, Hotel Rescue.
	If you check on these people after he's left, it always goes back to shit.
	Something like 10% of bar rescues remain profitable.
	But it's just a really fun show to see this guy come in and just see exactly what's wrong with the company and repair it.
	He's great.
	Great show.
	Oh, is he getting hair plugs?
	He's bald.
	Uh-oh.
	Marcos, come on.
	That looks like spray on here.
	Oh, my God.
	Wait a minute.
	He got hair plugs.
	Dude.
	You can't be famous bald and then later get hair implants.
	Anyway, sorry.
	Seriously, you have no idea how much this needs to be kind of a restaurant.
	Very excited to help.
	Oh my God, you're absolutely amazing.
	When you decide to take action, you started meeting these people.
	And remind you a lot of yourself, though?
	Grinders, whatever it takes to be successful, get out of my way.
	I'm not looking for a pat on the back, just a chance.
	Yeah, that's small business owners.
	An entrepreneur or small business owner says, I'd rather work 100 hours and know successes because of me as opposed to somebody else.
	Ironically, because of the pandemic, that's what got ripped away from people.
	We're about to come on one of the business owners that was selected to hit the criteria, the Barstow criteria.
	This has nothing to do with this.
	Johnny's lunching at.
	Why?
	Stop.
	Go back.
	Go down.
	Barstow Sports Blah, blah, blah, threatened to sue Weiss, claiming the liberal website lied and reported that he mocked a female hockey player who suffered a career-ending injury when he actually helped raise money and awareness for her cause.
	Portnoy posted an emergency press conference video on social media Wednesday that detailed his side of the situation.
	Let's see that.
	Okay.
	Contains.
	Just go.
	This is how you do your job.
	You go Dave Portnoy, emergency press conference advice.
	And you do it super fast.
	So the show continues its momentum.
	And it feels exciting.
	Like we're all on this rambling ride together.
	And you also make sure you're in a browser that loads tweets.
	There we go.
	Okay, real quick.
	Our emergency press conference here.
	Still talking about the NWHL.
	And now I know I have to do this.
	I'm posting this video.
	I'm then going to post a screenshot after this video.
	And then another video.
	So bear with me.
	Three things are coming in succession.
	Yeah, I know I wore this shirt yesterday.
	Deal with it.
	I always say when people attack Barcelona Sports that they pull things out of context, they make things up.
	They lie through their teeth.
	And then when we call them for it, they're nowhere to be found.
	I also say it's the same group of small writers who are at the genesis of all of these trash hit pieces.
	And people don't want me mentioning names.
	Oh, don't mention.
	Do you remember his biggest controversy was that he said Colin thought Colin Kaepernick was a Arab.
	He said, I didn't even know he was black.
	And then I think he said I got terrorist vibes off of him, which was a joke.
	And that was like the end of the world.
	Dave Portnite calls Colin Kaepernick a terrorist Names, just because they attack you and make shit up about you and lie and all this shit, you should leave them alone because they're female journalists.
	Like if a guy did it, I'd leave him alone.
	No, no, no, no.
	If you publicly lie, slander, and do everything they do, you're fair game.
	Sorry.
	So, Marissa Njemi wrote an article today in Vice magazine, in Vice Online, about the whole dust up.
	Let me read you a quote.
	Marissa Njemi wrote this advice right now.
	They'll probably change it and take it out.
	This is a direct quote.
	I'm reading it from Vice.com.
	I have the screenshot.
	On Tuesday night, Barcelona Sports founder Dave Portmight tweeted a video riddled with inaccuracies in mocking, in mocking the devastating career ending injury suffered by Dennett Lang in the league's first season in 2015.
	The NWHL honors Lang every year with an award, and her number is retired by the Boston Pride.
	Again, let me repeat, Dave Born had tweeted a video riddled with inaccuracies and mocked the devastating career ending injury suffered by Dennis Lang.
	Why would anyone do that?
	Like, unless they were like a pedophile?
	Why would you mock anyone in any sport who suffered a devastating injury that ended their career?
	I mean, I guess I could think if it's the team you hate, if it was Mike Judge, I guess.
	Typical white supremacist stuff.
	Yeah, that's what Nazis do.
	I didn't do that.
	And not only that, we helped raise money.
	So I'm going to post a video that we had already made.
	It's a Barcelona doc about Dennel Lang.
	I don't want to bring her in this because it has nothing to do with her.
	But to just highlight that, and by the way, this quote will now be used.
	I'll see this now for the next hundred years.
	No, Barcelona Sports mocked a girl who got spinal quote.
	That's how these people work.
	Who is Marissa and Jemmy?
	Who is she?
	Why is that ringing bell?
	Oh, when we partnered with the Bruins in 2019 and no one gave a fuck.
	You know who complained?
	To the Bruins and made a story about that?
	Myrissa and Jemmy.
	Same girl.
	Same girl.
	Remember who complained?
	Oh, why is Barcelon mad?
	Because nobody gave a fuck.
	What are they doing?
	You stuck your fucking face.
	What did he really say?
	Where it didn't belong?
	Same girl.
	Three years later.
	Same girl.
	Same girl.
	Oh, the USA Today article that trashed us.
	Barcelon Sports and NWH.
	Who wrote that?
	Hamil Jahari.
	You know who also wrote about the Bruins Towel thing?
	Hamil Jahari.
	It's the same people.
	And you idiots who are...
	What do you mean, Arabs?
	They just think they went with the Bruins, the towel thing.
	They didn't stand on our side.
	Don't let these people get away with it.
	Don't let them get away with it.
	Maybe what Marissa and Jen.
	These all sound like Muslim names.
	Maybe they're mad about the Colin Kaepernick thing and have declared war.
	Maybe they're getting funding from CARE.
	Sierra.
	It's the same fucking people.
	It's like 10 of them.
	And people believe this.
	So I had to make this.
	What's following?
	Keep in mind what Marissa and Jemmy just said about me.
	That I mocked a career-ending injury by Dennel Lang.
	That's printed right now on Vice.
	For, I don't know, Vice is pretty big for thousands of people to read.
	Dave Porting mocks Dennel Lang career-ending spinal cordage.
	Marissa and Jemmy wrote that.
	Same person who had a problem with the Bruins.
	Same person who keeps inserting herself in everything we do without being asked to be inserted.
	That's who people are mad that Erica called to the carpet.
	People like that.
	Dave Porta mocks Denna Lang.
	Watch.
	Watch.
	Oh, that's it?
	Yeah, that's the first.
	I want to see what he actually said.
	There's a screenshot.
	Yeah, there's that.
	But what's she basing it on?
	So then he posts a third thing.
	There's the documentary.
	I'm not sure.
	So he posted three things, but that's not one of them.
	Huh.
	Let's look up Marissa and Jemmy.
	She's taking her name off.
	Because I was threatened by white supremacists.
	They made the whole GameStop thing about white supremacy, if you can wrap your head around that.
	In Jimmy, okay.
	Pretty close.
	It's going to be a Muslim game, right?
	I know your personality.
	You know, I'm back playing here.
	All that really matters.
	Having a great time with the guys.
	Boring.
	Let's do some Proud Boys.
	I don't think we need the whole intro.
	I only have one thing.
	I'd already talked about Max and John's hearing.
	But I got all the paperwork on Tario, and it's not good.
	Here's the best case scenario.
	Tario was a prolific snitch and isn't one today.
	That's your ideal scenario.
	I have all of the paperwork.
	I read it all.
	Court hearings, everything, the plea down.
	It wasn't even that much.
	It was something like 60 months.
	And this police work allegedly got him down to 14 months, I think.
	60 months isn't that bad.
	If it's state, you can get down to 75%.
	If it's federal, it's 90%.
	But that's why I don't do crime, because I can't do the time.
	Snitching was never an option.
	And here's the thing that really pisses me off.
	Now, the organization looks like it's led by a snitch.
	In many minds, that's going to be a snitch organization.
	Now, Max and John are in prison, and they're known as members of a snitch group.
	That's not a good place to be.
	In other words, not being open and honest and telling everyone about this has led to Max and John being in danger.
	That's not cool.
	And also, with this worst-case scenario, which is no, sorry, best case scenario, which is a fact.
	I don't throw around allegations like snitch if I don't have paperwork.
	You can't lead.
	Sorry.
	Trainees are not allowed in the military.
	People with a history of mental illness are not allowed to buy guns.
	Someone who snitched, like you did it, it was wrong.
	You put people in jail for steroids for fucking having a grow house?
	That's not a big deal.
	That's really fucked up that someone is growing marijuana and you put them in prison for it.
	Especially when, as one guy pointed out, a tenant of the club is anti-drug war.
	So there you are fighting the drug war on behalf of the authorities.
	That's not good, dude.
	At all.
	What's this 2-3?
	So I don't see how it goes forward after this.
	I think what happened.
	Oh, yeah.
	This is as the DHS is issuing a national terrorism bulletin warning, the government is going after far-right groups with over 135 people have been arrested and they cast at the Capitol.
	Why did he want me to go to the Capitol so bad and do a speech unless someone was telling him to get me to incite violence and then they can throw me in prison for sedition?
	He was arrested because you didn't pull through?
	Like, Tari, you said you were going to get McInnes down here.
	Well, we already talked about that.
	A lot of spies get arrested the night before something big goes down because they don't want to be involved in it.
	So there was a guy who infiltrated the Banditos, and before they would go do a big crime spree, he would get in a fight and get thrown in jail the night before.
	What's this now?
	Emmanuel Joe, good morning.
	Before we get to that, I want to give you a quick update on the other story we're following.
	A 71-year-old man arrested outside of the Rayburn House office building for having a gun and 20 rounds of ammunition in his car.
	We still don't know who the individual is, and we're awaiting charging documents here in D.C. But the DHS is issuing a national terrorism bulletin warning of potential anti-government violent protests.
	And even though they're not pointing to evidence of a specific plan, they're warning of a heightened threat environment for some time.
	Isn't it amazing how the media has convinced half of the country that domestic terrorism is a thing?
	And January 6th was 1776 with five dead bodies.
	And we've seen the footage of them wandering in.
	You know, they got that shaman now to say it was Trump's fault.
	Trump made me do it.
	So they're using that as evidence in Trump's impeachment.
	We've seen the footage.
	It was a bunch of assholes being goofballs.
	The Justice Department is going after far-right groups, securing an indictment against three members of the Oathkeepers militia, charging them with conspiring to storm the U.S. Capitol.
	The case is the first of its kind as the FBI looks through more than 200,000 videos and photos to investigate the unprecedented siege.
	So far, more than 135 people have been arrested in connection with the riot.
	Many of them documented their crimes on social media, making it easier for the FBI and other agencies to track them down.
	Aside from the Capitol break-in on January 6th, DHS also notes violent riots in recent days and apparent reference to Antifa organized events in Portland, Oregon.
	Remember when Antifa was declared a domestic terrorist group?
	Nothing happened.
	No.
	I don't know what it means.
	A cop buddy of mine was like, now it's all going down with the Antifa terrorist thing.
	And we're going to see where they get their funding and all these Soros money and blah, blah, blah.
	And I was like, don't get your hopes up, dude.
	And I was right.
	Governor Christy Noam says Democrats do not condemn far-left groups the same way they do the far right.
	Well, leadership has consequences, and we saw Democratic leadership play out in our cities across the country in 2020.
	Violence, mobs, rioting and looting, lack of enforcement of laws, that's Democrat leadership on display.
	And there's another twist to this story.
	There we go.
	According to transcripts in a federal court proceeding, the leader of the Proud Boys movement was an undercover government informant after being arrested for fraud in 2012.
	36-year-old Enrique Tario worked with law enforcement officials to help prosecute more than a dozen people in cases involving drugs, gambling, and human trafficking.
	Tario denies working undercover.
	Meanwhile, a California man is under arrest for sending threatening text messages to the families of a journalist and New York Democratic Congressman Hakeem Jeffries on the same day as the Capitol riot.
	It is weird that that was all leaked.
	That's one part I can't really figure out.
	Why did they compromise their source?
	Although, the documents I got were all public.
	I didn't break into any courthouses to find all the evidence of this cooperating, so I guess it was just a tenacious reporter.
	But it is weird that the judge would talk to the reporter about something like that.
	Anyway, not good.
	My prediction is it'll be the end of Prowboys at Rallies, and the club will go back to just being in bars and drinking and telling rude jokes, which is fine with me.
	I think it's more interesting to see what the future of Antifa is.
	Like, what are they mad at right now?
	Biden, the government.
	I saw a banner they were carrying on that said, we don't want Biden, we want revenge.
	Yeah.
	Also in the news, everyone knew that the Lincoln Project were a bunch of gay pedophiles who tried to fuck kids.
	And Karl Rove brought it up in 2004 and they managed to say that's a smear, that's a lie.
	You know, I saw when I was skiing in Vermont, I saw Lincoln Project signs in lawns.
	That's how popular they were.
	That's how much Trump is hated by these people.
	They glorify some fucking made-up dumb fund where they do idiotic videos.
	Like Dan Winslow.
	Pull up that Dan Winslow pic I sent you.
	He's not Lincoln Project, but he might as well be.
	He's a fiction writer who's become a political activist because it helps sell books if we're living in a hellhole of domestic terrorism.
	You've got it right in front of you, shit for brains.
	Yeah, I know.
	You have to add it to the Google keep in order to zoom in on it.
	Or I could just show her a whole email.
	Look at him.
	Don Winslow.
	He is a fiction writer who provides you with the news.
	I'm putting up $50,000 to the first person who provides the FBI with direct information that leads to the arrest of domestic terrorist Ali Alexander.
	It's enough money to begin a fresh start.
	Simple.
	If the FBI confirms your information led to Ali's arrest, I give you 50K.
	And his beef with Ali is Ali had the Stop the Steal movement.
	And that the allegation is that Ali purporting misinformation about the election led to the Capitol being sieged.
	Pretty tenuous link there.
	But according to Don, it's Ali's fault.
	I thought it was Trump's fault.
	I thought it was my fault.
	I thought it was Proud Boys.
	It's everyone bad.
	So yeah, Karl Rove brought up that this guy liked to fuck young boys.
	And then Molly Jung Fast, who is a hideous editor over at Daily Beast?
	Conservative leader claims Daily Beast editor-at-large, Molly Jong Fast, knew of John Weaver's sexually explicit messages.
	And this was all uncovered by Ryan Gurduski.
	In fact, I think the guy hit on Ryan.
	Ew.
	Promised him a job.
	That's gay.
	Is Ryan gay?
	He definitely dresses like a gay.
	That's a nice tie not, nice hair.
	Let's have some fun with...
	How long have we been talking here?
	I think we're running out of time.
	Let's have some fun with our new segment, and you guys are so good at this.
	Can you please make me a bumper called Saki is Stupid.
	And spell it, P-S-A-K-I is P-S-T-U-P-I-D.
	Saki is stupid.
	I guess I'll have to do a song for it.
	And now it's time for Saki is stupid.
	That ruled.
	Now, you know the circle back thing.
	I don't know if we had that.
	We played that yet, right?
	She says, I'm going to circle back on this.
	So she's so memeable because she's so out of her breath.
	She has no idea what she's doing behind that podium.
	I don't know who the fuck hired her.
	I don't know who's...
	It's a pretty hard job.
	And there's always like five subjects going around in the news.
	So have those well researched and have your retort.
	Like Kaylee McKenney, they'd say, do you think Trump is going to disavow the Capitol?
	And then she would go, well, are you going to disavow?
	$3 billion of damage, 10 months of riding, and she'd have it already.
	But Saki just says, circle back, and it's become a meme.
	Look at this meme.
	Ain't no circle back, girl.
	Circle back.
	Circle back.
	Circle back.
	Circle back.
	She sure is a circle back girl.
	Well, I like when they do circle back.
	When you're not asked about Biden's dogs or ice cream.
	What's 32?
	I like these better than the compilations because you get to see your stupidity spread out in context.
	This is the press secretary covering for the corruption of the Biden administration.
	Listen.
	And I had to follow up on the markets and everything that's happening with GameStop.
	You did mention, I believe, yesterday that the Treasury Secretary is monitoring the situation and she's kind of on top of it.
	There have been some kind of concerns about her previous engagements with Citadel and speaking fees that she has received from Citadel.
	Are there any plans to have her accuse herself from advising the president on GameStop and the whole Robin Hood situation?
	One, first off, good question by the media.
	Finally, finally pushing.
	Now let's see if this press secretary can properly answer this question just like our old McEnaney would answer it.
	Let's see.
	Just to be clear, what I said was that we have the Treasury Secretary is now confirmed.
	Obviously, we have a broad economic team.
	The SEC put out a statement yesterday that I referred to.
	Hold on, she said a broad economic team.
	I don't know if she's referring to she's a woman, which I'll get into later.
	I don't think I have anything more for you on it other than to say, separate from the game stop issue, the Secretary of Treasury is one of the world-renowned experts on markets, on the economy.
	It shouldn't be a surprise to anyone she was paid to give her perspective and advice before she came into office.
	Well, first off, this answers way better than the, well, she is a woman one, which I'll show you in just a second.
	But listen, Jen and Yellen accepted $810,000 in speaking fees from Citadel, owner of Robinhood.
	Reporter, are there any plans to recuse herself from advising the president on the GameStop and Robinhood situation.
	No, she's an expert and deserves that money.
	Listen, if you have someone in your administration that's supposed to advise on a situation and you have an invested interest in the companies involved in that situation that are doing bad things, you should take no part in what is going on at all.
	You shouldn't take that as, well, she is an expert.
	You got paid nearly a million dollars from the company.
	Probably more on the back end.
	Maybe they told him, hey, you know, buy this real quick because we're going to pump that.
	Who knows?
	It could be more money.
	But hey, Democrats for you.
	Now let's watch her.
	He's going to show the clip where she says she's a woman.
	I sent you a picture of Janet Yellen.
	Her speaking fees.
	There's no way.
	There's no way that's not corrupt.
	You don't get that kind of money.
	Elton John doesn't get that kind of money.
	Joe Biden's new Treasury Secretary, Janet Yellen, has made over $7 million from speaking at Wall Street firms, including Citadel, an investor in Melvin Capital, which got run over by Wall Street bets.
	Citadel is also Robin Hood's biggest customer.
	Sorry.
	If you did that, you can't be the head of the Federal Reserve.
	If you were a snitch at any time, you can't lead a men's club.
	Sorry.
	You know, they're also connected to the SLV, which is the silver market.
	And so a lot of the mainstream news is saying that, oh, Redditors are moving to silver now to try to get people to buy silver.
	But it's a trick and it's a trap.
	So be ready for that.
	More sacky.
	More sacky, please.
	I can't get enough of her.
	She's the worst press secretary America's ever had.
	Oh, is that the same clip?
	Well, it's not in my notes.
	Do they think we're corrupt?
	This is the press secretary covering for the corruption of the Biden administration.
	Listen.
	How to follow up on the markets and everything.
	Okay, let's do three, four.
	This is one of my favorite ones.
	You're going to love it.
	This one even made it to my wife.
	And she doesn't really care about politics.
	Be used at vaccination centers when they get stood up across the country.
	Does the White House support that request?
	I did ask our team about this.
	You or someone else may have asked about this the other day, and I think I have something on it here.
	One moment.
	This is an international stage.
	Thanks for your patience.
	Lots to say about COVID, no doubt about it.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	So let's see.
	Let me talk to our team about it.
	She knows she can't say circle back anymore.
	Let me talk to our team.
	Let me sir.
	Cole.
	No, no, not coal.
	Just sir.
	I'm still going.
	Oh, is that all I have?
	Yeah, shit.
	I'm out.
	You know, because I'm not.
	I got three, three, five.
	She saw Kayla McKinney.
	There was a meme that was like, look at how many notes Kayla McKinney had.
	She was prepared.
	And then she was like, all right, I need a big old binder of notes.
	And that didn't help her.
	No, it's just more shit.
	She's going to wade through.
	She's going to be blonde next week.
	Excellent question.
	We're on day five, so I don't have anything new for you.
	Well, our team is working right now.
	We've been here for five days.
	Nothing to report at this point in time.
	It's a great question.
	I haven't had the opportunity to speak with our national security team about it.
	It's an excellent question.
	I would send you to the Department of Defense.
	I'd send you the Department of Homeland Security.
	Of course, we deferred to our health and medical experts.
	Let me take the second question and talk to our national security team and get you something more comprehensive.
	I don't have any preview for you on when we will have on our strategy.
	Yeah, it's an interesting question.
	We all love the mailman and mailwoman.
	I don't have anything for you on it.
	I'm happy to check with our team on it and see if we have any specifics.
	I'll have to.
	I think the president's view on our relationship with China, I tried to do my best to convey to all of you.
	I'll have to check on that specific piece and we'll circle back with you directly.
	As has always been the case, the president reserves the right to respond in the time and manner of his choosing.
	Even though I stumbled over that, I needed a little more coffee before I came out here, I guess.
	What?
	Did you hear that?
	Yeah.
	Oh, that's great.
	Her fucking, what do they call the people that do like the sign language?
	Oh, the sign language interpreter is going to get carpal tunnel from just doing the circle back.
	It only hurts when I do this.
	What's 3.6?
	Can you believe how many examples they have?
	Joe Biden said there were limitations on use of executive actions.
	Things you can't do by executive order unless you're a dictator.
	We're a democracy, we need consensus.
	I think you said earlier that some of these executive orders will be used to roll back some of the immoral things that the previous administration had done.
	If you're calling these things immoral, is that seeking consensus and unity?
	And then also, I mean, does it suggest that President Biden sees himself as perhaps a benevolent dictator?
	Well, Rob, I'm sure this wasn't your intention, but I think you took the President's comments a bit out of context.
	He was asked about tax reform and whether that could be done via executive order during the interview with George Secondopoulos, which you're referring to.
	Well, I think the question is pretty important context for everybody, and he said no.
	And the president also said...
	See, you know what she's talking about?
	The reporter's talking about.
	That's 3-7, where Biden said, if you do a bunch of executive orders the second you walk in, that's what a dictator does.
	And you look at other executive orders, Obama, George W. Bush, Trump, they're all like five for like the first week, the executive orders, zero.
	I think Obama was zero.
	He's up to, I believe, 37.
	But play him saying that doing a lot of executive orders makes you a dictator.
	I have this strange notion.
	We are a democracy.
	Some of my Republican friends and some of my Democratic friends even occasionally say, well, if you can't get the votes by executive order, you're going to do something.
	Things you can't do by executive order unless you're a dictator.
	We're a democracy.
	We need consensus.
	This next one.
	That was all the context you need.
	37 orders.
	Check out this video, though.
	I sent it to you.
	I think I had to email it to you.
	It's separately.
	Yeah, this is fucking amazing.
	We are going to have 600 vaccines.
	That's enough for how many Americans do you think 600 vaccines could help?
	Additional 200 million doses to be delivered this summer.
	And some of it will come as early, begin to come in, early summer, but by the mid-summer that this vaccine will be there.
	And that increases the total vaccine order in the United States by 50%, from 400 million order to 600 million.
	Just enough vaccine to fully vaccinate 300 Americans by end of the summer, the beginning of the fall.
	But we want to make, look, I want to repeat.
	It'll be enough to fully vaccinate 300 Americans.
	He repeated it.
	He repeated it.
	And we're ignoring all the terrible syntax in there, like, I want to be repeat.
	Right.
	He cannot speak English.
	He doesn't know the language English.
	And forget the fact that he thinks 600 vaccinations can help 300 people.
	He can't even describe time zones.
	When he talks about the summer, it's going to be at the beginning, in the middle of summer.
	And let me repeat, by fall.
	Like, take away all the obvious math errors.
	That sentence is another t-shirt.
	We're going to start making more Biden t-shirts.
	It could be completely factual, and it still sucks.
	You know how Kayla McKinney and even Sarah Huckabee Sanders had the ferocity of Trump?
	They had like the, well, right now we're doing really great and we're seeing huge numbers.
	It's like, this is a perfect mini Biden.
	And now she's avoiding it.
	That's exactly what it is.
	They were brawlers and they knew the media was hostile.
	So they took them on and they said, fuck you, is what we're going to do.
	Yeah.
	Little Trump.
	This woman is not in her league.
	This is the latest from her.
	She doesn't say circle back, but she acknowledges it.
	And last thing I just want to do before we get to your questions, I often note I'm going to circle back.
	I hate to disappoint conservative Twitter, but I am going to circle back on a number of things, as we often do directly.
	But Hurricane Maria funds, which was a question that was asked last week.
	The president of the status of them, I should say, that it is a priority for his administration to release this funding.
	We are working to do so.
	So that is in process.
	On the White House fence, which a couple of people...
	Trump fired people for much lesser crimes.
	Just let's get her out of here.
	You know, I don't like this decapitated Trump as such a major part of my set.
	It's true.
	Oh.
	One of my Trumps.
	That's a good, you picked a good Trump.
	That's pretty dope.
	Seems pretty small.
	All right, let's talk about racism just briefly.
	Let's talk about racism.
	Let's talk about racism that was racist, guys.
	So 2.6, this is an argument that you're seeing a lot of in the left.
	And it is that if the Capitol...
	Oh, this is great.
	So Veritas has been sitting in on Facebook calls the same way they said it on CNN calls.
	This is the narrative of Zuckerberg and the left.
	And this is a stretch.
	But the reason you didn't see cops shooting the people who invaded the Capitol is because we live in a racist society.
	And when whites riot, nothing happens.
	When blacks riot, they die.
	This is just a very difficult moment for a lot of us here.
	And especially our black colleagues.
	It was troubling, I think, to see how people in this mob were treated compared to the stark contrast that we saw during the protests earlier this year.
	They protested the Capitol, that silly evangelism wasn't very fiery.
	There was a stark contrast.
	If this was a BLM antifa at this age, there'd be no capital.
	These groups riot differently.
	And secondly, the right riots once.
	The left hasn't stopped against the system.
	How can people not see this?
	There was one transgression.
	Yes, it was bad.
	The only people that died were a right-wing woman, some fat guy, cop 80.
	His gun days later, we don't know what that was about.
	Like, how are you so able to ignore this, the 10 months of this?
	And by the way, this whole notion that cops don't arrest conservatives, but they do arrest Antifa.
	They don't arrest Antifa.
	That's another annoying thing about this stupid.
	We've seen them go in and out of, like the three I told you about at my talk, who got no criminal record, no bail, nothing.
	And Max and John got four years.
	So what are you talking about?
	And then Andy No posts this Antifa pictures, and he shows you that the same 15 people have been arrested at every single riot this year.
	They threw Molotov cocktails into a police car.
	What happened to that woman?
	Remember that lawyer?
	That's a pretty big deal, a Molotov cocktail.
	Look at this.
	Was he arrested?
	No, this is Nobel Peace Prize material here.
	You're watching.
	Oh, that's actually my next point.
	Sherrod Small sent me this.
	The Nobel Mostly Peaceful Peace Prize.
	Your money back?
	I should have Said that.
	Mostly peaceful Nobel Prize.
	I had to pay Sherrod Small $100 and he donated it to BLM, or he said he did.
	BLM Nobel Peace Prize after causing almost $3 billion of damage in the USA and the deaths of over two dozen people.
	Nobel Peace Prize.
	Nobel Mostly Peaceful Prize.
	That's hilarious.
	And, you know, these riots are the direct result of the media brainwashing black people and lefties and commies and telling them that cops hunt them for sport and we live in a racist society.
	And it's not even close to true.
	They have brainwashed black America so severely that they think they're living in a Klan rally.
	I'm not exaggerating.
	And it debilitates them.
	Why try if everyone's racist?
	By the way, Will Witt is another punk on a tear.
	Dave Portnoy, Will Witt, and Gavin Wax are my kids.
	Two three top crushes.
	Punks of the week.
	Punks of the week.
	Whose head can I put my knee on?
	Who doesn't want to do that?
	That's how they feel about it, though.
	You guys know how many unarmed black men were killed by police last year?
	No.
	I know people to guess.
	What would you say?
	Over a thousand?
	Over a thousand?
	Nine.
	I say a good, like, probably like 1,400 about there.
	Too many to count, probably.
	What about how many unarmed white men were killed by police?
	Probably like 2, 3.
	None, probably like 4, 5, 3.
	A good estimate is like 10 to 15.
	Last year in America, 16 unarmed white men were killed by police, and only nine unarmed black men were actually killed by police all last year.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	But they did a Harvard study and actually a judicial system study as well, and they found that there was no racial bias when it came to police shootings last year.
	When you guys hear that, I think blacks are shot less because cops are worried about it becoming the George Floyd thing.
	Cap.
	That's it.
	Cap.
	They did a study that showed that cops are actually 18 times more likely to be killed than an unarmed black man is to be killed by the police.
	Undoubtedly.
	Cap.
	That is cap.
	But when you saw like this last weekend.
	I think it means bullshit.
	Like no cap is like no bullshit.
	Like no cap means honest.
	And the cap means, I guess, bullshit or something.
	In Chicago, there were more black men that died from murders this last weekend than all the black men who died from police last year in America.
	Does that make you think that maybe, you know, police brutality isn't the biggest issue facing black Americans?
	Well, it's also black on America.
	Chicago crazy city, but you also got to understand there's police brutality and then there's black on black crime, which we as people have to stop doing.
	So that's our part.
	If they do their part, we're also going to do our part.
	It's not the same.
	The numbers aren't even remotely close.
	There's 20 black men getting killed today.
	There will be six unarmed black men killed this year.
	They're doing this police brutality because they see us killing each other.
	So they're like, okay, they obviously don't give a f about each other.
	So let's just...
	No.
	Not give a f ⁇ about each other.
	That's not how people work.
	That's not how society operates, my friend.
	All right.
	You guys want to kill each other?
	Fine.
	I'm going to shoot you.
	Yeah, I'm going to change who I am because...
	Oh, you're garbage?
	Okay.
	That'll be a murderer.
	You got to get rid of the bad cops and keep all the good cops so they can keep our communities safe.
	Did you guys hear about what happened in Chicago where they kind of did the blue flu and cops called in sick and there was tons of black and black crime this last weekend because there were no cops?
	And we got to have the good ones and support them and make sure that the bad ones aren't there.
	If the black on black crime were to go down, which would be amazing, then the police, you know, wouldn't have to police these areas so much.
	Blacks on blacks, black on brown.
	Shout out to my Latinos, all everything.
	Because at the end of the day, we're all minorities.
	And I feel like every minority should stick together.
	Bloods, cribs, essays, whatever.
	The only reason that you should not kill people is because they're the same race as you.
	In other words, white people can die.
	Yeah, no black on black crime.
	That's bad.
	No.
	If you're going to kill someone, make sure it's a white person.
	Slave owner, basically.
	Everybody, because we stick together even though I'm white?
	Yeah.
	Because it's no.
	Because the camera's on.
	You pee the same way I pee.
	You eat the same way I eat.
	If you want some ribs, I'm going to eat me some ribs.
	If you're vegetarian, I'll eat some vegetarian.
	You feel me?
	It's like, we are the same.
	Two eyes, one nose, two nostrils, one mouth.
	One heart.
	Did you guys learn anything today?
	That's my motto.
	Two eyes, one nose, two nostrils, one mouth.
	One heart.
	Yeah, about the people who were killed, yeah.
	I didn't know a lot about the ratio and shit.
	You think it's cool to have conversations like this where maybe I have a difference of opinion?
	So if I just call you a bitch and step on your show on purpose, will you assault me?
	Or would you have self-control and say that's not worth it?
	No, I'll kick your ass, and my friends will help.
	We need to stop killing each other because we're minorities.
	Right?
	How about just don't kill because you're humans, you're Christians, you're alive.
	Let's hit the mail B. Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.
	Let's turn our eyes together's mailbill.
	I got a letter from my friend in high school, James.
	He was a mod.
	We were mods and punks.
	We called ourselves the skunks.
	And he's a right-winger.
	And he said, all our friends have lost their fucking minds.
	Here, let me try to find it.
	Where'd it go?
	Sorry to be creepy, but I've never left an address from a group email.
	Much less one from a dying group chat.
	Our friend died.
	He had lung cancer, I believe.
	He smoked every single fucking day all day.
	When we were little kids, when we were 14, he was in the smoking section.
	And then he died.
	Great guy.
	I'm just wondering, do you have any explanation for what the fuck is going on right now?
	You always freaked the fuck out of me when we were kids, doing weird shit.
	And I was always hiding in a corner hoping nobody of importance would notice how stoned I was.
	Dragging Paul out of snowbanks after he huffed too much Pam.
	We used to inhale Pam cooking spray.
	Maybe that's why I'm so stupid.
	You know what you do?
	You take Pam, like the kind you put on a Pam, right?
	Pam cooking spray.
	You put it in a plastic bag, you fill up the bag, and you go.
	And then you fall down and you go, yan, yang, yang, yang, yang, yang, yang.
	Sometimes you don't know where you are.
	Sometimes you're riding a bicycle in the clouds.
	Yeah.
	And kids died from it.
	Their hearts would stop.
	But I have become a big fan.
	You know, I seem to be the only guys from our school who made it.
	Chris hopes I have access to a vaccine.
	Another friend, they're all obsessed with Orange Man, bad.
	Sleepy Joe, good.
	Waiting for the Gates 4.8 upgrade.
	And white men, hopefully, to some sort of weird back of the bus water fountain shit.
	I no longer have anyone I can speak to.
	I live in Nicaragua.
	I left Canada when Justine was elected.
	So I can speak Spanish to the locals who are racist as fuck.
	But all the people who I used to chat, FaceTime, email with all think I'm a crazy conspiracy nut job avoiding vaccines.
	I already had COVID.
	I don't give a shit.
	This is him talking.
	And that I'm a racist pig for preferring Trump over Biden.
	Anyhow, just thought maybe you could give me a boots on the ground update.
	My hot Latina and kids, and I were actually thinking about moving to Kentucky a year ago when everything was peachy.
	Now we're looking at Colombia or Peru or maybe the Dolomites in Italy if we can sneak in as refugees.
	So that's fun.
	But I have the answer to your question, James, and it is K through 12.
	The unions, teachers' unions, became so big, they're bigger than any lobby group in America.
	And what do unions want?
	They want socialism because they're a fucking union.
	It's their bread and butter.
	So they brainwash all these teachers to be pro-leftist, Marxist, union, union, union.
	They still have the little tweed cap and the overalls and the leather gloves from the Industrial Revolution.
	They have that in their head when they think of the unions, not corrupt fucking influencers who change elections.
	And more importantly, brainwash our kids.
	So when my son was in pre-K, Trump was elected, and he said, I hate Trump in his little four-year-old voice.
	I hate Trump because his pre-K teacher told him that.
	And they go for all up to, by the time high school is done, their brains are fried.
	America was built on slavery.
	Not even close to true.
	Cotton was not a big deal.
	The South was fucking broke.
	All of our factories were in the North.
	That's why the North won, because they had more money, more resources.
	Barely 2%, 1.8% had slaves.
	And after the Civil War, and you're welcome for that, by the way, after the Civil War, we were broke.
	So, no, slavery did not build shit.
	And no, we didn't steal the land for the Indians.
	From the Indians, we fought them for 400 years.
	They were winning.
	Eventually, we won.
	That's how countries are formed.
	Japan had the Ainu before Japan was colonized.
	And these tribes were colonizing each other before that.
	The Aztecs destroyed the previous tribe that I forgot the name of.
	In Taiwan, they had the Taiwanese Aboriginals.
	That's life, folks.
	But anyway, they brainwash our kids.
	And then by the time they make it to college, it's just a fact that radical leftist socialism is the norm.
	And that's why we have judges, like the judges that Max and John got, who spent the whole time worrying about Halle Berry being insulted.
	That was in a fucking actual courtroom.
	A Halle Berry joke I made six years ago.
	And that's why Max and John have to stay in prison.
	So yeah, it's all about K through 12.
	Tommy Hoover, crab smash, he says.
	What does he mean by a crab smash?
	Why am I so much faster than you?
	Okay.
	All right, thanks for that.
	Tommy, cave on.
	Dear Gavin, my girlfriend and I recently celebrated our one-year anniversary.
	We decided it's time to leave New York City after 12 years for me and settle down in a more kid-friendly place.
	We are between Denver and Scottsdale.
	I'd like your opinion on the pros and cons of each city for prospective new families.
	Denver is a cooler city and offers amazing snowboarding, one of my favorite hobbies in the wintertime, as well as hiking and mountain biking in the summer.
	Scottsdale is where people go to play golf and die.
	It isn't a cool city, but I have two aunts, two uncles, a grandmother, my brother and his wife, as well as their friends there.
	My mother also visits Scottsdale often.
	Essentially, the decision is between being alone as a couple in cool Rocky Mountain City or being in an okay desert with a social circle.
	I would go with the social circle, my friend.
	I'm not speaking very well today.
	I'm so fucking hungover.
	This is from Joe.
	Audio drop, 20, 25 second mark.
	20, 25.
	20, 20, 25.
	Water?
	Do you want to?
	Clippy, do you want some water?
	Do you want a nut?
	Now this is where you get me.
	Take, for example, my pals Chris and Do you want water?
	Yeah, that's pretty good.
	Hey, GNR, I saw this headline in censored news, but no story or link, so I googled it.
	It's from a fucking BBC article, but you have to see that thing for yourself to believe such a thing.
	How can this be the BBC?
	Why are you gay?
	Oh, this is a pidgin.
	Ama Brony death video.
	How Ghana girl die seconds after she stripped naked, twerking on stage.
	The young lady who them they call Anna Brony die by daytime, take and go hospital.
	That's just embarrassing.
	That's like when your friends are into wrestling and you're like.
	She removes start the strip boot naked where patrons they take pictures of and dance naked.
	Butt Naked is in a legit article.
	Yeah.
	Do they type it like that or does it go through a translator?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Found your street, and then someone has a stop sign that's on the corner of Gay Street and Mountain View Avenue.
	That's hurtful.
	That was very mean, sir.
	And inaccurate.
	Gavin Reich, I've also often thought we should just kill morbidly obese people.
	Not fat, but like 600-pound life people.
	I propose this to my brother saying they're killing themselves anyway.
	It seems like once you reach a certain BMI, the government should issue a warning that if they gain another 100 pounds or whatever the cutoff is, they'll be killed.
	That might actually motivate them to change their life.
	I told you, a surgeon buddy of mine, relative, said that if the government paid for gastric bypass surgery, it would be cost-effective.
	It would save money for the country.
	That's how expensive these fucking fat pigs are.
	However, killing fat people is admittedly not the most Christian thing.
	So here's an alternative.
	We have a fully stocked farm in the middle of nowhere, maybe on an island or something.
	If you don't heed the warnings and you get too fat, you get dropped off at this farm.
	There are food supplies to last a couple months, but beyond that, you have to work the farm for food.
	There are plenty of seeds and plants and water.
	Every six months or so, we go out there and take anyone off who has reached below some target BMI if they so choose.
	Some might choose to stay, feeling it's their mission to be fat guides for future people.
	That might actually help a lot of people.
	Yeah, you sound like a fucking fascist, my friend.
	You're describing communism.
	But these people are a huge burden.
	Like, they bankrupt hospitals.
	So they drew first blood in many ways.
	Hey, Gab, have you heard that Crowder is not only having a baby, but two?
	His wife is pregnant with twins, and he also revealed that she had miscarried around the time you told him to quit being a fag and make a baby.
	I haven't really spoken to him since then.
	Maybe y'all can make up.
	We're not and give him some daddy tips.
	Well, as far as making up goes, I've never had a problem with Crowder ever.
	But I would understand if he was mad at me for saying that.
	But that was just an unfortunate coincidence.
	P.S. would also love to see you interview Ari the Rugged Man in 2021.
	Love that first one.
	Yeah, we sort of fell out.
	He said, I want to argue with a fucking racist, yo.
	And I go, okay, I'll set you up with Jared Taylor.
	He goes, good, I'll fucking take him to the woodshed.
	Fuck him up.
	Okay, he's pretty good at arguing.
	And then Jared proceeded to eat him alive.
	You know, wood is made by white people.
	And he was kind of in a daze the whole drive home.
	That's cool.
	Yeah.
	And then he argued with me for a while back and forth via text.
	And I was like, dude, Egyptians were not black.
	They were Arab.
	They looked like Anthony Kumia.
	And I showed him DNA strains where they had used the DNA to reenact what their face would look like.
	And they look like Ari the Rugged Man.
	And he goes, he would always just send me like an LOL emoji of how stupid I was, which is not a great way to argue.
	And he goes, look at his fucking coffin, dude.
	And it was all these black people on King Tut's coffin.
	And I'm like, yeah.
	The pharaohs would have their slaves painted on their coffins so they could have their slaves with them in the afterlife.
	That's true.
	All right, let's watch some final videos.
	I got three today.
	Here is a montage of dating men in the 80s where I think the standards for dialogue were remarkably low.
	Video me.
	So guys would make VHS tapes.
	Early to rise makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise.
	That's why you're wiser than me.
	It's Stephen.
	Hi, I'm Maurice.
	I'm an executive by day and a wild man by night.
	Hi, my name's Monroe.
	You've probably already noticed that I have incredibly blue eyes.
	Hi, my name is Phil.
	Most of my friends call me Big Phil.
	Okay.
	I like to talk to people deep into the night.
	What?
	I play guitar.
	I'm Eitan.
	Hi, I'm Fred.
	Hi, my name's Mike.
	And if you're sitting there watching this, you look like someone dressed up as Mike for Halloween.
	Well, hit the fast.
	Where's Mike?
	What'd you do with Mike?
	Because I don't smoke and I don't like people who do smoke.
	I'm not afraid to get sand on my tuxedo if you're not afraid to let the wind mess your hair up a little bit when I take the top down.
	Perhaps even a nice dance with some champagne and candles.
	Hi, Mom.
	I do fashion photography, and I do consider myself a refined valley dude.
	I'm looking for a trendy girl with a simple smile.
	Spile.
	Wait, it says here.
	Oh, excuse me.
	I don't know.
	What I'm not looking for is some big overgrown monster that's always thinking about food.
	Whoso finds to himself a joy.
	Yeah, that's enough.
	Look at the camera, Ryan.
	And do your video mate video.
	Hi, my name is Ryan.
	I have the face of an adult, but the soul of a child.
	I'm retarded at best, but I'm a lot of fun.
	I'll take you out some places and I'll spend too much money on you.
	And then when I'm broke, you can just leave me and then I'll try it all over again.
	That's pretty good.
	Thanks.
	Okay, let me try.
	Are you in?
	I'm in.
	Hi.
	My name's Gavin.
	I'm a 50-year-old newly divorced millionaire.
	I have three kids.
	And I'm Scottish genetically.
	My parents are Scottish, so I can be very confrontational and bombastic.
	I like booze.
	I like yelling.
	I'm not scared to fight.
	I'm a lot to handle people, basically.
	So if you want to get with me, you better be ready for a wild ride.
	As far as what I'm looking for in a woman, hot, smart would be nice.
	I don't really, I'm not a puge tit guy, I'm more of an ass guy, but I don't really care about that kind of stuff.
	And age, I'll go from like must be eight years old.
	I'm a pedophile.
	Got the 80s music for you.
	You know, they say like autism went up since the past, but after that video, I don't know.
	That was the most updated.
	It was so bad.
	It looked like just early to bed, early to rise makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise.
	Why are you saying that?
	I like to outdoor activities.
	I like climbing.
	I like to outdoor activities.
	To do a lot of sailing.
	I like to outdoor activities.
	I like climbing.
	I like travel.
	I took a spongeball.
	I was pulling them out of a little girl's ear.
	Vivacious.
	Foxy.
	I'm looking for the goddess.
	Are you the goddess?
	Who is the goddess?
	The goddess is the woman, is a woman, is any woman, is all women.
	A figure that is sick.
	Wow.
	So are you a woman?
	Um, this next clip is some of the most extreme puking I've ever seen.
	You might want to, if you're eating, you might want to turn away.
	Oh, fuck.
	What?
	You have to be.
	Oh, you're not on this?
	No.
	Well, follow it.
	I did.
	Okay, let's see.
	Show the account.
	It's a really intense account.
	It's called Stay Woke as Fuck.
	And it's just hood.
	Like, people getting shot.
	It's brutal.
	And I gotta stop following it because I wake up, I grab my phone, and I just watch black people murdering each other.
	And I just think there's a genocide going on in this country, and no one's talking about it.
	Like, just pop in the back of the head.
	Pop.
	You see them collapse.
	How do I find that?
	They'll have just shootouts in the middle of the street in broad daylight.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, behind cars and just pop, pop, pop.
	And they're like, not even nervous.
	They're like, oh, here you're all.
	We were talking earlier about Anthony Cumi at the call to violence.
	It's not someone punching you in the face.
	It's like, fuck you.
	Like, you'll see a minor confrontation, and then next thing you know, it's just three dead bodies.
	Remember that seven guys jump in the one dude and they took all his clothes off?
	Yeah.
	That guy was apparently in a gang.
	He just came back from Georgia or something, but he was related to some other gang.
	Ah.
	Yeah.
	Let's see.
	So should I, is there a way that I could find this extreme puke video?
	No.
	We'll show it tomorrow.
	All right.
	Little cliffhanger.
	It's just some blackjack who's puked all over the inside of this car, and it's all in her hair.
	I mean, it looks like you had a fire hose of puke, and you just filled the taxi.
	And they're laughing their heads off.
	And the Uber guy is like, are you going to clean this?
	That sounds awesome.
	Oh, man.
	She's laughing hysterically, and her hair has like two salad bowls of porridge in it.
	Oh, God.
	So that's coming tomorrow.
	Here's a clip.
	Final video then.
	Final of the final videos.
	I can't tell if this is real or not.
	Are they smoking?
	Or are they gay?
	It's okay to smoke.
	I believe it.
	You think that's real?
	I kind of believe it.
	Yeah.
	Ah, the good old days.
	Make America great again when you could say it's gay to smoke and you were trying to help people.
	You're trying to save their lives.
	Unlike our friend Paul who died in high school, not in high school, but because of his smoking that he started in high school.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

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