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Jan. 25, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E64 - ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK

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	Oh man, oh I was throwing my son around on the weekend in a pool and I put my back out and I blame my other son.
	I told you what happened.
	Did I tell that on the show?
	No.
	I've been taking little tiny pieces of Adderall, like less than a quarter of a pill, micro-dosing.
	And so I'm washing that down with a cup, a big cup that's in the boys' bathroom.
	I'm not allowed to shit in my wife's bathroom because my poo stinks.
	So I'm drinking the cup, and when I'm done a large thing of water, I realize I just ate soap, and I'm like, oh, it's in my pores.
	I can feel it in my body.
	And I go to my son, what the fuck?
	I'm kind of panicking.
	I go, why is there soap in this?
	He goes, oh, I was using it to clean my keyboard.
	What?
	I think he was on a Zoom call with his class.
	So I'm swearing at him and stuff.
	Going, how are you so fucking inconsiderate?
	Oh my God.
	I think I scared him a little bit.
	But you know what it means when you drink a cup of soap?
	It means 36 hours of diarrhea.
	But you don't have enough diarrhea in you.
	So you run to the bathroom like you're going to die and you get in there and just a tablespoon of water comes out.
	Bloop.
	Like you wouldn't even mind if I diarrhea it on you during that.
	It's done now.
	This was over the weekend.
	But if I diarrhea it on your shirt, you'd go, oh dude, wouldn't stink.
	You could even go, you could don't eat it, but you could kiss it.
	You could kiss your sleeve if I diarrhea on it this weekend.
	And I blame my son.
	And I was also so dehydrated that I don't even think he used dish soap.
	I think he just used hand soap to wash his fucking keyboard.
	This is what teenagers are like.
	They just like eat something and throw it away and piss all over the seat and don't flush.
	And they're just, they act like fucking Mick Jagger.
	And one of my shits, I opened his bedroom door and to the bathroom and I said, look, we're going to shit together.
	You're going to enjoy this.
	And he goes, what do you want me to do?
	Drink a cup of soap?
	I go, yes.
	I'd love that.
	So then we went to Atlantic City on the weekend.
	I'm throwing my youngest boy in the pool and he's standing on my knees and jumping as I throw him.
	So he's getting really good height.
	Put my back out.
	Now it feels like I'm being held up at knife point.
	Like someone has their hand on my shirt and they've plunged the knife into my back and every time I move, I go, ah, ah, ah, ah.
	It affects your breathing too.
	Getting in and out of a car is a nightmare.
	Couldn't be the Adderall and the booze is also dehydrating me.
	But with non-hydrated muscles, they seized up.
	And I blame him for that too.
	I go, my back is put out not because of me throwing this guy.
	It's because of you.
	And he goes, that's just false.
	And I said, well, it's not a fact.
	It's a theory.
	But I think you contributed to my bad back.
	And I couldn't go to the gym today.
	Couldn't box.
	Anyway, that was Razor Knights sent in by a viewer.
	New band.
	They said, I think you'll like this.
	I rarely do.
	And I really do.
	I hear that they're red-pilled, too.
	They're from San Diego.
	This is a fucking smoke show.
	She looks like she's about 30.
	This is my whole life.
	I'm going to get very in-depth on this.
	When I was a young man, the girls from nine years old till 22, all the women we lusted were in their 30s.
	Usually, here's the spooky part, exactly 30.
	For example, Elvira was 30.
	She was big in the mid-80s, so I'd say 80 to 85 was her peak as far as fame goes, and that was 30 to 35.
	That's probably her now.
	She's a ginge.
	She used to be a porn star and a stripper.
	Here's a funny thing about Elvira.
	Her first lay was Tom Jones, and his dick was so big she had to go to the hospital.
	Like after a woman gives birth, they stitch up her pussy.
	The joke is one extra stitch for the hubby.
	But it was the same operation.
	The same stitching they do.
	That's her old now.
	She's old.
	Both of them are old in that picture.
	I should have used younger pictures for that.
	Yeah, Pap Benatar.
	Well, anyway, we'll go through them all later.
	But Razor Knights, Red Pill, the Chick there.
	Oh, that's why I brought it up.
	One, two.
	This is almost the perfect woman.
	You don't want a woman to be too hot.
	You want her to be kind of fun.
	And I like the ethnic ambiguity.
	What is she like?
	Dominican?
	No.
	She's got something weird in her.
	Peruvian?
	Syrian or something?
	Smoky, huh?
	Maybe Iranian?
	She looks really good in that picture.
	He's dead.
	That's Sylvain Sylvain?
	That's good.
	From the...
	What do you call them?
	What's that band called?
	New York Dolls.
	New York Dolls, yeah.
	And Razor Knights isn't just a tambourine and a guitar.
	They have other songs that are the whole band.
	And they're fucking great.
	Lo-fi.
	They kind of remind me of that BBQT band.
	Is that not her?
	Holy shit.
	Is that her?
	They look the same.
	No, they don't, Detective Shitty.
	Play the new sound for Detective Shitty.
	We have a new drop.
	You should have that ready to rock.
	I do.
	It's on my desktop here.
	God, you're so slow.
	Look how slow you are.
	You kill the whole momentum of the show.
	Now you're checking your downloads.
	These are the worst.
	There we go.
	Front page of the New York Post today is a really good letter, really, to America from Senator, what's his name?
	Josh Haley?
	Yeah.
	Josh Hawley.
	And I mean, I could just sit and read it, read it to you.
	It's so good.
	But he talks about how cancer culture has become the culture in America, and we have a social credit score, just like China.
	Remember, we were talking about this two years ago when China got their social credit score.
	We said, we're next, and we're here.
	So it just takes one crime, and his crime was saying, I don't think we followed the election to the letter of the law.
	I think we violated this state's constitution.
	So he was canceled.
	What did they do?
	His book, yeah.
	I had been canceled by the biggest, most powerful corporations in America.
	And the book he was writing, and he was asked to write it, was about cancel culture and how powerful corporations will cancel you.
	He had that book canceled.
	He's going to write it anyway.
	But he said the Tech Titans have already booted dozens of conservatives off social media.
	And if they have their way, half the House Republican Conference will be expelled from Congress.
	The corporate Titans seem to believe that the only way to get a democracy to their liking is to eliminate all threats to the Democratic Party's unified control of government.
	And they talk about how he's having all his conventions canceled.
	For some time, conservatives recognizing that we're now the counterculture indulge in the delusion that we could opt out of all this.
	We'd send our kids to schools that don't teach all the woke stuff.
	We'd make our friends at church, not at work.
	And we'd take comfort that trust and openness were still possible in communities of shared purpose.
	No.
	We vote for our conscience, blah, blah, blah.
	But the left and the corporations are challenging all of this now.
	Your conservative, quote, social platform isn't worth much when Amazon can shut it down.
	He's talking about parlor.
	Your vote may still be yours, but if your party is denied the means to effectively organize by corporate monopolies, it's not going to win.
	Your church, well, you can still attend for now, but you go to the wrong church, you may not have a job in a few years.
	Remember, the editor of Forbes said we're going to be scrutinizing companies that have MAGA people working there.
	So keep that in mind when you hire someone who's MAGA.
	I'm hereby officially announcing we're leaving New York.
	Did I tell you this?
	No, but I'm happy about that.
	It's going to take maybe a year, maybe more, to figure it all out.
	So we're still moving to the new studio in the Bronx, but I'm going to research.
	Florida, North Carolina.
	Ooh, cool.
	South Carolina.
	Those are all awesome.
	I just, this is, I've had enough.
	And it's going to uproot the kids.
	And we moved around a lot when I was a kid, and I hated that.
	But fuck it.
	You know, my son will always have baseball.
	He'll always, he'll have his team like that.
	My youngest boy doesn't care.
	My daughter's not going to be happy, but she's going to be going off to college in four years anyway.
	If she wants to stay here, I could put her in boarding school.
	But I just, this is it in a nutshell.
	I want to walk out my door and I want to be looking at people who don't think America is a racist hellhole and everyone is a Nazi and a fascist and the flag is a fascist symbol and cops are shooting people and fat is beautiful and women aren't happier at home and there's no such thing as God.
	I just, I just, I'm sick of being around all this hate, all of this resentment.
	They're just, the left is just so bitter and cruel and sinister and petty.
	And I just, I can't take it anymore.
	I can't look at them.
	White people.
	I'm talking about mostly boomerangry woman liberals, mostly Karens.
	They're just ugly.
	They're ugly on the inside is what they are.
	And I just had enough.
	I want to walk into a bar.
	Like I was wearing, when I have to wear a mask, I wear an American flag mask.
	And it's controversial in the Northeast.
	Like I was wearing it in the Hamptons this summer.
	And this guy who works there goes, whoa, right on.
	I know how you're voting.
	Yeah, really controversial.
	And I think liberals are kind of weirded out that I still have an American flag on my car.
	I still have an American flag on my lawn.
	I still wear the American flag.
	They're like, but you lost.
	Yeah, I still love this country, dipshit.
	Like they didn't put, when Trump became president, they took down their American flags.
	They have been ashamed of their country for four years.
	I don't want to be around these people.
	So we're done.
	Now, I want to research the living shit out of it because I'm about to move there for the rest of my life.
	So I think what I'll do is I'll take road trips regularly to different parts of Florida.
	My parents want me in the middle.
	I'm under this dumb suspicion that the north is cooler than the middle or the south.
	Like I saw Jacksonville weather and it was like, it does get up to 95 in August.
	But the rest of the year, it's not bad.
	I just cannot do 100 degrees.
	So the reason I'm bringing this up on the show is maybe you guys can help.
	Because I'm anyone's dog for a bone at this point.
	But it has to be mega.
	It has to be patriotic people.
	They have to be conservative.
	My wife, who's a liberal, is saying the same thing.
	She feels much safer around conservatives than she does around her own kind.
	So maybe you guys can call in or mail in some suggestions.
	My wife's really into Florida for some reason.
	What is that?
	Safe Republican, likely Republican, lean Republican?
	So Jacksonville is.
	Isn't Jacksonville like half black?
	I guess if you're north of there, that looks really nice.
	Swing, safe down, safe Republican, likely Republican.
	So you're looking for blood red, basically.
	And she wants to be near a beach.
	I fucking hate the beach.
	Why?
	Why are you beach?
	Why are you gay?
	You just sit there.
	Like, sometimes you can make a castle if the sand is just the right type and shit, but ugh.
	And I guess I like body surfing in the waves.
	That can be fun.
	But you get sick.
	She sounds very gay.
	You go to a lake.
	You can perfectly monitor how sunburnt you get.
	You go on a fun little boat ride.
	It's easy to swim.
	And my wife and kids get kind of, well, my daughter and my wife are kind of freaked out by big waves.
	And my littlest boy can't handle it.
	So you just sit and bake.
	But in a lake, you can fish.
	You give the kids a little piece of bread, and they catch like a thousand fish.
	At Lake George, I would wake up and the kids were already there, and they'd already caught like 10.
	There'd be a bucket of them just swarming around.
	But yeah, I went to Atlantic City this weekend with the family.
	We went to a hotel called The Ocean.
	And Kumia was over at Borgata.
	And he, of course, had an insane suite.
	But you know what's fucking weird about Atlantic City is it's in New Jersey.
	So it shuts down at 10 p.m.
	10 p.m.
	So we saw the fight and we were watching it with nothing.
	So we'd go up to his room and I would literally chug Jack Daniels.
	He didn't have any makers.
	So I'd be going, trying to get a buzz because when we go down there, we're just going to have water.
	I sent you a link.
	He filmed it all.
	And I'll tell you what, the guys who could not handle their booze, law enforcement, cops, FBI, they party way too hard.
	Have you ever partied with a cop?
	They fucking go hard, man.
	Hard.
	I don't like it.
	One of the guys knocked over a fucking kitchen table, a dining table in Anthony's suite.
	Bottles smashed everywhere.
	He goes, sorry, but I'm used to slightly sturdier tables, not this Formica shit.
	I'm like, that's the name of the surface.
	You tipped over the whole table.
	It could be sandpaper.
	The surface could have been anything.
	It's got nothing to do with Formica.
	But did I put, yeah, 1-3.
	That's a picture.
	But 1-3 is a link that Anthony tweeted, so I'll assume it's safe.
	But here's some...
	1-3, Ryan.
	Yep.
	So here we are.
	With...
	They weren't very strict about masks.
	It wasn't as bad as Vegas.
	Vegas fucking sucked when we went in September.
	But we watched Connor get fucking rocked.
	I think he's done.
	He got six major blows in a row to the head.
	And I think I saw him leaving the...
	I think where were they in Abu Dhabi or something?
	I think I saw him leaving the stadium with a cane.
	He was walking with a limp.
	Look up Connor McGregor cane.
	Is that him?
	Yeah, that's it.
	I mean, you got your ass handed too.
	Maybe you can fight some YouTubers now for tens of millions.
	Oh, speaking of which, there's a picture of a...
	Oh, fuck, I hope I sent this.
	Floyd Mayweather tweeted out.
	So Connor McGregor gets his ass kicked, and Floyd Mayweather, is it in the pictures at the end?
	See, I just searched for Mayweather.
	Nothing came up, but I'll search it.
	It's a picture of a tweet.
	No?
	No.
	I'll look for it.
	He said, this is who he really is.
	And it was Connor knocked out in the, not knocked out, but just lying there bloody in the octagon.
	He goes, this is who he really is.
	He can't even win at his own sport.
	And he goes, and then you go, okay, that's fair.
	He said a lot of shit about you.
	He made fun of you for having a knapsack at a photo thing.
	He's like, what's in your fucking book bag?
	Are you still in school?
	But he said, this is yet another example of racism.
	What?
	You see, Connor hates, Connor sucks, and everyone loves him.
	I rule and everyone hates me.
	That's his take.
	So that shows that America is still very racist.
	Let me see his actual tweet.
	There's an Instagram post.
	Yeah, maybe it's the Instagram post.
	Why is Floydman hated for the way he carries himself?
	But Connor's...
	Well, that's not it.
	Wait, wait, go back.
	I've seen this post, and my take on it is that the world knows con artist McLooser can steal everything from me and be loved, but I'm hated.
	That just lets you all know that racism still exists.
	First of all, the people that hate you hate you because you're a twat.
	You take pictures of yourself with a dining room table with $1 million in cash.
	That's a stupid thing to do.
	But you're also loved.
	The reason you're rich, boob, is because people consider you the greatest boxer of all time and pay thousands of dollars to see you.
	You see the stadium?
	They're all cheering.
	They all paid money to see you.
	That dining room table full of money is made from people going, you're awesome, Floyd.
	Here, I love looking at you box.
	You're fun to watch.
	You're the greatest.
	Here, Floyd, here's some more.
	Take all my money.
	What kind of country are we living in?
	7.9 million hate followers.
	Yeah, 7.9 million people hate him.
	Someone makes, I think he gets like $50 million a fight.
	And his takeaway from that is everyone hates me.
	That's what I want to get away from.
	I'm just done with this shit.
	North Carolina, I like.
	I want a southern place, good gun laws, patriots everywhere, lots of American flags.
	That's crucial.
	But please, can the summers just be bearable?
	That's what I like about North Carolina.
	It seems southern but not southern at the same time.
	Like southern but not hot.
	Oh, you want to hear what's giving me fucking.
	Every time I remember it, I go, ah.
	So I snuck beers down.
	So Anthony gave me the key to his room.
	Me and my wife went up, made some drinks, had some drinks, and then we came back and I thought, oh, I'll smuggle him two buds.
	So I put, because they were monitoring us as we came on the casino floor to make sure we weren't smuggling in booze.
	So I put it in the back of my pants.
	I tightened my belt and then I put it up.
	Or another trick you do if you're smuggling a drink out, put it under your armpit, right?
	And then there's something wrong with your fingernail.
	And this brings the eyes over here.
	So you walk past the security like, ah, God damn it.
	Damn it.
	And your finger's fucked.
	And maybe it's bleeding.
	Ow, is that blood?
	And he's like, what's going on with that guy's finger?
	Meanwhile.
	Oops.
	You got a jolt cola on your armpit.
	So anyway, I did that.
	And we go back.
	He spends thousands of dollars there.
	So he gets the red carpet treatment.
	So he's got a little booth area to watch the fight.
	And I had to get them to him, but I can't go, hey, man, because there's security there.
	Here's your beers.
	So this has been bothering me for days.
	I'm actually, this happened Saturday night.
	It's Monday.
	I'm just getting over it now.
	Remember I told you about my son's black, my son's friend is black.
	My youngest boy's best pal is black.
	And his dad's this gigantic black cop.
	And the first time I saw him, he did the whole handshake with the hug.
	And I'm against that.
	So when black people do that to me, I tend to just do that.
	And then I, so he was like, oh, okay.
	So the hug didn't turn out.
	I kind of scrunched him.
	And then I thought, well, that's a dick move.
	If he wants to do the thing, I'll do the thing.
	I do it sometimes.
	I just don't like being a wigger.
	I'm like, yo, what's up?
	Yo.
	So the second time I see him, I go to do the black handshake.
	But he's decided that, oh, he thinks I want to do this.
	So it's awkward.
	So you know what he does?
	He hugs me.
	And I'm in his arms like, eh.
	So that made me shiver for three days, remembering, ah.
	This made me shiver for three days.
	So to get Anthony the beer, I had to go low.
	So I went, he's sitting down like this.
	His girlfriend, who's hot, is looking fantastic in a tiny black dress with stilettos.
	And she's like on his arm.
	He's like, Jabba the Hut and Princess Leia.
	And he's like this.
	And I come and I have to hand them to him.
	So I go down on one, I go down on my knees to get pull them out.
	So I'm at his crotch.
	And Missy goes, what are you going to do?
	Blow him?
	And I was like, here.
	I'm just trying to help.
	Walking over to a grown man and kneeling at his crotch.
	I could have faced the other way and kneeled down and then handed them to him.
	But it was like I was going to pray to him.
	Today's book is Over the Edge, Death in the Grand Canyon.
	About two or three people fall into this thing a month.
	Yeah.
	Two or three deaths a year, sorry, come from falling into this thing.
	This lists them all and explains exactly what happened.
	It goes back to the earliest cases of people dying in there.
	When I went there, I was stunned to see that there's not really a fence.
	Some parts have a bit of a fence, but like my fucking son, he was like three at the time.
	I duct tape him into that stroller because that happened once and it's in this book.
	A three-year-old just went, meow, ran off the edge, and it's a long drop.
	So this gets into all the accounts.
	It's fascinating, especially if you've been there before.
	I have also to address something that is highly embarrassing.
	I read this book 20 years ago.
	And when I brought it to the show on Thursday, I had forgotten what it was.
	So I looked at some of the pages.
	I was like, is this pro-blank slate or anti-blank slate?
	I can't even remember it.
	Maybe I was drunk when I read it.
	And then I just read this thing I had earmarked.
	And it said, see, the nature-nurture problem gets into issues where you have race and IQ.
	Because if you're born who you are and blacks score worse on tests, then blacks are less smart than whites or less smart than Asians.
	I have no problem with that.
	That's a general pattern that some studies have come up with.
	But if you look at the bell curve, there's plenty of overlap where blacks are smarter than Asians and Asians are dumber than blacks, whatever.
	It's three bells that overlap each other.
	And when you meet people, you start with a blank slate.
	And they can be smarter than you.
	Ben Carson's a hell of a lot smarter than Gavin McInnes.
	And I don't care if I think America's biggest fear is that there are patterns with blacks that are negative.
	That's the number one fear.
	That's why we hear about all this nature shit and nurture shit, I should say, and communism and all this crap.
	And they say, well, maybe blacks are doing worse in school and they're in jail more because they're dumb and savage.
	And I'm saying, no, that's not the case.
	They may have lower IQs.
	I don't know.
	I don't care.
	But as far as the jail stuff goes, I blame that on welfare, on communism, shattering the black family.
	Blacks had crime rates about the same as whites before welfare took off.
	And if my group, like Scotsmen are not known as, they're known as ugly and violent people, generally.
	My people, they're known as ugly, violent drunks.
	I don't care if that's the pattern with my group.
	Why do you care what the pattern is with your group?
	As long as you don't do it.
	Proud boys are not the brightest bulbs in the tree.
	They're some of my best pals.
	But they continually put the dollar sign after the fucking number, which is my number one pet peeve.
	If you send me a text or an email and the dollar sign's after the number, you might as well be a pedophile.
	I can't look you in the eyes ever again.
	But anyway, I got this book completely wrong.
	He's not talking about, he's a nature over nurture guy too, like me, 9010.
	So everything I told you on Thursday is complete horseshit.
	And thank you to the viewers for correcting me.
	I'm sorry.
	What a moron I am.
	See, I am dumb.
	But this, anyway, this paragraph stuck out because it sounds very nurture.
	My own view, incidentally, is that in the case of the most discussed racial difference, the black-white IQ gap in the United States, the current evidence does not call for genetic explanation.
	Thomas Sowell has documented that in most of the 20th century and throughout the world, ethnic differences in IQ were the rule, not the exception.
	Okay?
	So Thomas Sowell is saying race and IQ is a thing.
	Members of minority groups who were out of the cultural mainstream commonly had average IQs that fell below that of the majority, including immigrants to the United States from southern and eastern Europe, the children of white mountaineers in the United States, children who grew up on canal boats in Britain, and Gaelic-speaking children of the Hebrites.
	Hebrides.
	Hebrides?
	The differences were at least as large as the current black-white gap, but disappeared within a few generations.
	For many reasons, the experience of African Americans in the United States under slavery and segregation is not comparable to those of immigrants or rural isolates, and their transition to mainstream cultural patterns could easily take longer.
	I didn't really understand that paragraph, did you?
	Nope.
	I can't tell where he stands on it.
	Steven Pinker, by the way, is the guy after Larry Summers was fired from Harvard.
	They said, because he was fired from Harvard for saying maybe women aren't prone to STEM.
	And they said, do you think that's within the pale of legitimate discourse?
	And he said, when presented with rigor, everything is within the pale of legitimate discourse.
	So anyway, those are the two books.
	I'm not doing the bookstand anymore.
	I'll have to figure out what's the most aesthetic way to feature the book of the day.
	Maybe it's best to just put it off screen.
	We showed you.
	What do you think, Ryan?
	I like the helmet there, so I think the helmet has to stay no matter what.
	Wherever the book goes.
	I'm not in this nook.
	But it looks shit.
	Or what if you, like, add it to the bookshelf?
	Where it's like, that seems very Mr. Rogers-y.
	Oh, no, that's a good idea, you know?
	Yeah.
	It's like, oh, we'll take it in the bookshelf.
	There we go.
	Sweet.
	Alright.
	So, I almost blew Anthony Coomi.
	Atlantic City is such a fucking dump that it's fascinating.
	Look at the picture I sent you.
	The picture of the...
	Yeah, that.
	What are you doing?
	My fingers.
	Is it TriCaster?
	We got to buy another TriCaster.
	Our whole company is contingent on that one stupid box that cost me used $15,000.
	But I hear they're like $2,000 now.
	Okay, look at that.
	Yeah, at the bottom.
	So that house you see in the bottom left is one of the nicest houses in the immediate vicinity.
	But they're all like that.
	Like, can you go lower?
	Everything, every block has one or two homes on it, and the rest is just nothing.
	Is that because a casino is waiting for them to move out to buy it and they're stubborn?
	Like in the movie Up, they refuse to sell?
	Is that what's going on there?
	They're asking for like a million dollars for that shitty house and the casino that wants to go there only offered them like what their house is worth, which is probably, I don't know, 100 grand?
	The median income in Atlantic City is $15,000.
	The American average, I think, is up to $55,600 by now.
	It was $50,000 when I last checked years ago.
	But then the other weird thing is look across the water, and that looks like a relatively nice community.
	Maybe old people from Jersey, if they want to go, they can just take a little boat over to check out the casinos.
	But the people who actually live in Atlantic City, we went to a shitty diner in town, and this was an interesting incident.
	So I see, when I look around, I can tell when I get made, and I got made pretty quick by this black dude who was like a real black dude, like a 70s guy.
	He had a floppy Curtis Mayfield in Superfly hat, like a funky hat, and he had black chucks, and he had a bandana, and it said black power on his arm.
	He's a real 70s, like foxy.
	He hadn't changed since 1979.
	He was a soul brother.
	He had the Curtis Mayfield hat.
	So I think if he comes up and confronts me, we're going to have a scene, and my wife's going to be upset.
	So I'm planning my comeback, and I'm like, what the is the name of that dancing show?
	Yeah, Soul Train.
	I'm going to call him Superfly.
	I'm going to say, calm down, Superfly.
	What are you on your way to Soul Train?
	I do good with outfit insults, I think.
	That's pretty good.
	So I've got my Soul Train Superfly thing.
	Maybe I'll yell, Freddy's dead as he walks out of the diner or something.
	I got my whole thing.
	And he comes up to me and he goes, hey, man, I think I've seen you on the news or something.
	And I go, yep, much to my chagrin.
	And he goes, I've seen you a lot on the news.
	And I go, yeah, I'm on the news a lot.
	And before that, he goes, yeah, yeah, how you doing?
	And I go, good, good.
	And I give him a fist to pound to sort of say like, I'm a brother.
	Unity.
	Unity.
	And he's very careful to not say anything complimentary.
	He didn't bitch.
	So he's like, that's real interesting, man.
	Real interesting, huh?
	And he's looking at me, and then I say bye to him when we're leaving and stuff.
	His wife compliments my wife's hat.
	He had two boys, and he's with his son still.
	Like, he's stuck around the family.
	He's one of those kind of brothers.
	Like in.
	What's that by any means necessary?
	What's that?
	Boys in the hood?
	Ah, yeah, a dude who's still with his son.
	What's his name?
	Furious something?
	That kind of a dad, like a real black man.
	And here's the trip.
	Here's the kooky part of all this.
	I think he thinks I'm a white supremacist, and I think he respects that.
	He's like, he's just looking out for his people.
	I could relate.
	I met this cop who was very far right, we'll say.
	One of the few that's like, he's borderline holocaust denier.
	Oh, side note, I call David Cole a Holocaust denier.
	He's technically a revisionist.
	He does believe in the gas chambers and all that stuff.
	So sorry I misrepresented you, David.
	Yeah, that's the guy I'm thinking of.
	Lawrence Fishburne.
	So, yeah, this right-wing cop, he was like, I go, Farrakhan, you know, he has got Steve Snoop Dogg and Stevie Wonder.
	You know, he's mainstream and he calls Jews termites.
	And the guy goes, yeah, he's right.
	I respect that guy a lot.
	He's looking out for his people.
	And I was like, okay.
	I think this was the same kind of vibe where he's like, yo, I'm not going to say respect because you are Nazi.
	But like he would have, in the prison, I would have a sit-down and I would represent the white, the Peckerwoods, Peckerheads.
	And he'd represent the Black Brothers.
	And we'd agree to like certain blocks.
	And in Atlantic City, certain areas, we won't go to deal our meth.
	And then you can go and deal your weed and your Coke over here.
	Agreed, agreed.
	And here's the scariest part.
	I kind of liked it.
	I liked being the representative of my people.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm not that.
	I'm not a white supremacist.
	You could see my wife and kids with me at the table, but.
	You're not great at being whatever you are.
	You're failing.
	He had me totally wrong.
	Yeah.
	But in that role, I was like, oh, this feels weird.
	Hello.
	Yeah, I have a question.
	What is there going to be for white people in this new bill?
	My brothers.
	And because I guess that is kind of like prison culture and ghetto culture is groups having representatives and looking out for said group and getting good at it, if you will.
	Interesting note.
	Getting good at it, if you will.
	In the audience of that particular appearance, there were bloods and crips who had declared a truce.
	Yes.
	And appeared on Arsenio.
	So they had a main guy and a main guy talk it out.
	You said, what's there going to be for white people in this bill?
	Not the $20 bill, because that's going to be Harriet Tuckman.
	I wish they had a picture of her with her fucking guns, which she loved.
	Not a very attractive lady.
	No, she's not a smokeshow.
	She's a one.
	She should be on the one.
	The one dollar bill.
	We thought she would be most suitable on the one dollar bill singing as she is a one.
	Imagine they have a one.
	She's a fantastic revolutionary, saved people's lives, a huge inspiration, but also inarguably a one.
	She's on the $1.1 bill.
	So you have a dollar with a dime next to it.
	Wait, go show the picture of my hotel room floor.
	It's the worst damage.
	Look at this cigar burn.
	There's two cigar burns.
	He fell asleep with a cigar in his hand, and it slowly burnt what you can't really see.
	You could hide like four quarters in that hole.
	It goes right down to the wood.
	Oh, wow.
	Yeah.
	That's deep.
	I'm kind of a bitch in that I looked at it.
	I was like, I hope he was fine for this.
	This is really bad.
	Anyway, it was a really fun trip, and I highly recommend it.
	I bet $600 on blackjack.
	Yeah?
	Yeah.
	How'd you do?
	In one hand.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	Anthony gave me some money, threw me a couple chips.
	And my problem with blackjack is I'm not a big gambling guy.
	And you start with $200, and you're working to slowly build up your money.
	And it's like, this is work.
	Yeah.
	Stressful.
	My wife, she's an Indian, right?
	She grew up in a casino.
	She fucking loves it.
	But I just get bored.
	And by the end, I'm just like, all right, I don't want to do this anymore.
	I had 600 bucks.
	I think I started with 400.
	So I was up 200.
	And I thought, wouldn't it be cool just to win with this?
	So I slid.
	It was a giant penis size.
	Well, my penis, not yours.
	It wasn't like Ryan penis.
	It was like Gav penis.
	And I just slid it all on and watched it disappear.
	Oh.
	Yep.
	That's about right.
	It's like betting.
	When I bet people, I only bet crazy shit.
	Like, bet you a fucking air conditioner falls on your head.
	$100.
	Yeah.
	Like, I bet Sherrod Small $100 that Trump would win.
	And he got the money from me and donated it to Black Lives Matter.
	Fucking son of a bitch.
	I doubt that.
	Yeah, that's what he said he was going to do.
	I feel like he'll see a new pair of sneakers on his Instagram very soon.
	Also, speaking of apologies, I'm sorry the drawings are so late, the auction.
	The heat was on Proud Boy so intensely that I didn't want to fuck with the auction.
	And payment processors hate auctions because there's a lot of fraud that goes on, apparently.
	So we were kind of hiding it for a while.
	So I'm going to get back on that.
	Now, I know what you're saying.
	You're saying, Gavin, you could have still mailed me my picture.
	I know, I know.
	But while everything was on hold, I just haven't been in the mindset to send out the pictures.
	I mean, Cameo got canceled for supporting Zenoa Kinsman, a black child, because they thought it was Proud Boys.
	They'll happily, literally, sacrifice a small black child to make their point about Proud Boys.
	What was that stupid cartoon that we just saw that was on Colbert?
	They do this thing.
	It's 2-3.
	They do this thing called tuning politics or something.
	And Flash animation doesn't, it's stiff, right?
	Comedy is blobby.
	And so that's why I don't like South Park, by the way.
	It just doesn't, it seems too abrasive.
	And this is just grim.
	I don't know who the proud boys are.
	I mean, you have to give me a definition because I really don't know who they are.
	Someone say proud boys.
	Let law enforcement do their work.
	Whoops, caught you at a bad time.
	Well, we're standing by.
	Hey, you guys want to go be really terrible human beings?
	Isn't that a cuck thing to say?
	Terrible human beings.
	Every time.
	Like, I want to meet that guy and say, What are you talking about?
	Give me an example.
	Terrible human being.
	It's such like a bumper sticker phrase.
	It's just so lazy.
	I'd prefer racist.
	Hey, guys, you want to go be racist?
	At least that's funny.
	Right.
	Terrible human beings.
	That's like, what's his name?
	The biggest pussy in the world, Judd Apatow, when he showed a picture of me and Tucker.
	The worst that humanity has to offer.
	The worst that humanity has to offer.
	Saying human is really juvenile.
	My little kid would say it.
	He would say human all the time.
	It's just childish.
	Terrible human beings.
	Yeah.
	I mean, the worst, you know, akin to like, you know, people that slaughter people.
	Like, fucking.
	Yeah, do you mean like...
	Well, I saw this other cartoon where they were talking, like, he was making fun of Proud Boys and saying, showing the different rooms to join.
	There's one room where you learn how to stab people.
	No, they get stabbed.
	There's been zero examples of them stabbing people.
	Wish I could find that Apatow tweet.
	That's not important.
	I want to get into hot chicks, but we have to do a little bit of news.
	Oh, I can't resist showing you this.
	Look at this mathematical question my son got wrong in class.
	What's this under?
	It's a picture?
	No, it's a picture?
	There you go.
	Minus 4 plus 3 squared minus 2 times 6.
	He did the 2 times 6 first.
	That's wrong.
	You're supposed to go from left to right.
	Why?
	The 2 times 6 is totally isolated by that minus sign.
	It's all on its own.
	It doesn't matter when you do it.
	So it's minus 4.
	So he was supposed to go minus 4 plus 3 squared minus 2 times 6.
	Then he goes minus 4 plus 9.
	I think he's allowed to do the 12 at that point.
	And then 5 minus 12.
	He got the right answer because it's correct.
	And as my dad pointed out, my dad, if this happened to me, my dad would torture the fucking teacher.
	He once, I got a question right that was marked wrong, and he tormented this teacher so much that she almost quit her job.
	But like, as my dad points out, you do multiplication first.
	Always.
	It supersedes any kind of left-to-right rule that you magically invented.
	Multiplication happens first.
	Isn't that weird?
	What could possibly go wrong when you multiply things after a minus sign?
	If you're counting money, who fucking cares if you count your hundreds first?
	This is insane.
	And he lost four points.
	He got a 96 out of 100.
	So he lost a perfect score because of this error.
	Holy shit, it made me so fucking.
	Unless that, like that section of this, if it could be anything other than multiplication, it matters, you know, but for multiplication to actually does work, then she should give him the credit for it.
	Be like, that's the exception.
	But if that was something else, it would fuck it up.
	Like if it was plus or division or something, it would be out of order.
	But you did it right because it's multiplication.
	And then give them the points.
	Sure, sure.
	That works.
	But so the problem with being Gavin McInnes is you call the school and it's a big scene.
	Like even me dropping my kids off at my youngest off at school is a big to-do and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Whisper, whisper.
	All four points?
	I had to take off all four points because you started with a multiple.
	So that could have been a four out of the hundred, but he got a zero.
	Come on.
	Fucking three.
	So I can't not go there.
	My dad will never speak to me again if I don't confront this teacher.
	Because that's just insane.
	What else?
	We got to move.
	Okay, just one little tiny piece of news.
	New York City, another reason, it's not just the taxes and the shitty human beings that has made me decide to finally give up on this town.
	It's the fact that crime is back to 19, I'd say 89.
	And Coulter agrees.
	New York is 1989.
	It's not as bad as 1980.
	Definitely not as bad as the 70s.
	But we're pre-just before Giuliani kind of days.
	Look at this.
	A group of teen, black teens, attack a 26-year-old man in Manhattan Stream with a cell phone, pants, underwear, and shoes.
	This is in Chinatown.
	They just decide to get together in a pack and say, let's go beat up a Chinese guy.
	So they hunt this random Chinese.
	I guess he's their age.
	They beat his ass and take everything.
	He's naked when they're done with him.
	Look at that.
	Two girls show up.
	I'll get involved.
	Isn't that a sex crime, technically?
	You know what it is?
	We should have put this in the racism section because it's a hate crime.
	It's a racist hate crime that no one will talk about.
	Look, they're jumping on him.
	Look at that.
	Holy shit, they're stomping on him.
	That's their move.
	I'll bet you anything they didn't know that kid.
	Chinatown is very segregated.
	Like, there's people who were born in Chinatown who don't learn English.
	They have Chinese schools down there.
	And there was this bar we used to go to, a karaoke bar called Winnie's in Chinatown.
	And they hated that white people were going there.
	It was so weird.
	You'd see anti-white graffiti in the bathroom.
	Like, get fucking white people out of this bar.
	Go home, whitey.
	Like, they live there.
	They go to school there.
	They date there.
	They speak English and Mandarin to each other.
	That's their China.
	China.
	China.
	That was...
	That was...
	You know, I want to see a bunch of Chinese people like with their aprons on and the cleavers, like dual-wielding cleavers.
	Like, we want revenge.
	Well, that's what it was like in the gangs of New York days, right?
	Yep.
	That seems pretty cute.
	All right.
	So I saw Lita Ford come into my feed for some reason.
	Some spam about her birthday.
	And I thought, I look at her and I see this sort of trailer trash kind of broad.
	And I go, I remember when she was a goddess to me.
	And then I'm looking at her and I'm like, she's 30.
	And I realized almost every chick I was into as a kid was 30.
	Joan Jett, Pat Benatar, Patty Smythe, all of them, Cindy Lauper.
	Well, here, let's go through them.
	When I was a young man and a kid, we were attracted to sixes that were 30 years old.
	I don't know why.
	It seems pretty healthy to me.
	It might be because boomers were controlling everything, and grown men don't really want to fuck 20-year-olds.
	If you are attracted to Ariana Grande, you're a fucking perv, dude.
	You want someone who's been broken in a bit who will have some moves.
	And as a dad, we're attracted to...
	I'm actually attracted to 40-year-olds now.
	And maybe even 50, I could do my own age.
	Maybe even 60.
	I would say your range gets much wider as you get older.
	That's off topic, though.
	When I was a young man, in 1980, I was 10.
	And there was only two exceptions to this rule.
	It was Princess Leia in Star Wars.
	She was 21 in the first one.
	But she looks like a 30-year-old, doesn't she?
	And she's a six.
	It's a very healthy and realistic simp to lust after a 30-year-old six.
	There's a lot of them.
	That's like being hungry for rice or toast.
	I really want a grilled cheese.
	You can get one, dude.
	Get some cheddar.
	Get some wonder bread.
	That's all you need, my man.
	Yeah.
	And then the other exception was Belinda Carlisle in the Go-Go's.
	We got the Beat came out in, I think, 82 or so.
	And she was 21.
	I don't really remember lusting her, though.
	And she looks like a 21-year-old.
	I remember thinking they were really cool and liking their songs.
	Turn it up.
	It's weird, too, when you see these.
	Because I remember being 14 and looking at her and thinking she was a beautiful old lady.
	And now I look at her and I see a child.
	Like, if she was dressed skimpier, I'd be worried about her being cold.
	Okay, so now those are the exceptions.
	We always start with the exceptions.
	But yeah, I'm going back over it and I'm like, every, every fucking chick, like Lita Ford.
	Kiss Me Deadly is a Generation X album.
	It's also a Lita Ford song.
	It's a 1955 horror movie about a murderer, I think.
	And this woman, she's British, but she grew up in San Diego, I think.
	She's 31 here.
	Doesn't she look like she buys a carton of cigarettes at a time?
	She's your friend's mom.
	Totally gettable.
	Look at her.
	Total Long Island vibe.
	Like, she's one.
	Say you have a spare and a pair.
	She's your spare.
	And she's the funnest chick to fuck because she's fun to hang out with too after.
	But you're like, I'm not going to marry her.
	She's not hot enough.
	That's how I see her now.
	But when I was a little kid, this was just like looking into heaven.
	I could not see the slightest flaw with her.
	She was absolutely 100% perfect.
	And I would have given anything in the world just to touch the back of one of her shoulder blades with my finger.
	Just boop.
	That would be paradise.
	I'd probably faint with joy.
	She was the hottest fucking thing in the world.
	I remember there was a rumor that Lemmy fucked her from Motorhead.
	And I remember just thinking, like, I would suck his dick just to taste her vagina.
	And now I look at her and I'm like, that's a six.
	That's a solid Long Island smoker mom.
	And we worshipped her.
	Another one, who is this now?
	Number two.
	She was 31 in 1990.
	Oh yeah, this one was crazy.
	Like I, because she, her bangs and the fact that her boots went to her thighs in all their concerts, this was a fucking, like you would get dizzy.
	I would be 13, I guess, when this came out.
	No, 1990, I was 20.
	But I remember thinking, like, I want to murder her entire family just to get near her.
	And now I look at her and I'm like, that's a six.
	Look at her.
	Okay, maybe 7.5.
	No.
	The highest can go seven, but because of those thigh highs and her bangs in her eyes, we were like, we couldn't conceive of a more beautiful woman.
	She's dead now, by the way.
	What the fuck was that?
	We've talked about this before, and I think we've shown that video.
	What are you doing?
	Why is that there?
	And she's talking about touching herself?
	Like, you'd have to run to the bathroom and beat off every time this video came up.
	And here's another one.
	This was considered the most seminal poster of my generation.
	Every boy had this on his bedroom wall.
	If you didn't, you were a fag.
	You would get beaten up for not having this poster.
	It was everywhere.
	And it was 1976.
	She was 31.
	They're almost 30 and 31.
	That's a 30-year-old woman you're looking at.
	She's got a couple of laugh lines.
	She's been around the block.
	She's probably fucked like 20 dudes at this point.
	I'm keeping in mind the time.
	In modern times, she would have fucked 100 by now.
	Women have just become fucking whores.
	I was reading the other day about a young girl who needed a colostomy bag because her porn-addicted boyfriend fucked her in the ass so many times.
	Like young girls now, 19-year-old girls, are having trouble with distended anuses because these boys watch porn and expect them to be like the porn stars.
	They're getting beat up in there.
	So that's a 31-year-old woman, and we would look at this, and it was just like, it was like having Jesus Christ on your wall.
	Like every ounce of her was perfect.
	Now, this is not a six, clearly.
	This I'm sort of, by bringing this up to show you that she was older.
	We didn't lust young girls is the whole point of this video.
	But what would you say she is?
	She's like an 8.5?
	See, my problem with this is, I'll show you a video in a sec.
	This cow catcher chin.
	You know, the front of a train has that thing to scoop cows out of the way?
	It's just too masculine for me.
	I want a little bit of plump.
	Maybe I'm just jealous that she has a chin.
	This was my very first boner, though.
	This was 1978.
	I was eight.
	Now, I'm not trying to sexualize children by saying I was a horny eight-year-old.
	I think I did literally have a boner.
	Babies get boners.
	It's not a thing, a problem.
	But I remember seeing this as a, would I be nine?
	As an eight-year-old.
	I remember seeing this and just going, I like that.
	When I get older, I want one of those things.
	The way she moves, I guess that's when you know you're not gay.
	Just the way that she's just so feminine.
	She's Blivian, I believe.
	You look at her moves there and it's so clear that's not a man.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, I think this is what homos and drag queens and trans people are trying to mimic.
	But you just see, like, even the way she swings the cave thing, the club, it's just so feminine.
	The way she stands.
	The way she moves her neck.
	And again, 30 years old.
	Maybe I should de-emphasize the whole six thing.
	That's getting less common as we research this topic.
	But the 30-year-old thing.
	Maybe the ideal age for a woman is 30.
	Now, if you want to have lots of kids, you kind of got to knock her up at 25.
	But I think women might peak at 30.
	Not the commonly accepted 21 or whatever it is.
	Olivia Newton-John at the end of Greece.
	When this movie came out, she was a 30-year-old.
	And again, it was just, I have such a clear perspective as an old man now, but back when you weren't getting laid, so I would be what, what year was this?
	1978.
	So obviously I wasn't getting laid.
	It's when I was eight.
	But I remember just like, we didn't see a flaw with that.
	That was just like looking into the eye of God.
	You felt like you were a black hole when you stared at her.
	Turn it up.
	What a homo.
	No, you're not.
	Is he just imagining that her legs are dicks?
	Black cocks.
	But they cropped her shoes.
	The shoes were the best part.
	She had red leather mules, I believe.
	Yeah.
	Look at those.
	I wanted to be that cigarette when I was eight.
	So I was an eight-year-old lusting a 30-year-old woman.
	Debbie Harry, Heart of Glass, right?
	That was their big hit.
	And we thought she was, she is a fucking goddess.
	Yeah, I'm officially dropping the six girl next door thing.
	Because Blondie in this video might be the most beautiful creature that has ever existed in the universe.
	And again, just like Raquel Welch, so undeniably feminine.
	Look at that.
	This is a 30-year-old.
	You know what's interesting about Debbie Harry?
	Her mom was a slut.
	She was a musician.
	She was actually a concert pianist.
	She got pregnant.
	Pianist, I said.
	She got pregnant and she said, I don't want a fucking kid.
	I want to keep sucking dicks and partying and being a hot slut.
	And so they gave her to this Christian couple in New Jersey.
	And they raised her very nice, very prim and proper.
	They're upper middle class.
	And what happens when she gets some independence?
	She just becomes her mom.
	She's cool.
	When I say slut, you know what I mean, a sexual.
	I'm not saying it in a negative, particularly negative way, although I'm bummed her mom abandoned her.
	We could have done both, lady.
	But the reason I'm bringing this up, as we learned from Steven Pinker, you are who you are at birth.
	And when you're like a sexy music lady, you're going to give birth to a sexy music lady.
	And she's going to be just like you.
	You are your parents, by the way.
	I hope you young people realize that.
	What a fucking smoke show.
	And a 31-year-old.
	I met her once when she was a bitch, but let me explain.
	That New York 70s scene, that's their shtick.
	They're dicks.
	Like Lou Reed would never shake anyone's hand and always wear sunglasses.
	I think they do it now because people expect that.
	And it's sort of become their brand.
	Like I met the dude who did all the silk screening for Andy Warhol.
	Same era, right?
	And I go, hey man, how you doing?
	And he just goes like this.
	Fuck you.
	Okay, so that's another 31-year-old we all lusted.
	Oh wait, she was 34.
	She was 34 in that video.
	Or Stevie Nicks.
	She was just a goddess to us.
	And when we heard that she did Coke up her butthole, we were so jealous of whoever got to do that.
	Now, how old was I now?
	I think that was like 85.
	But look how mediocre she is.
	Ryan, I can't see anything.
	83, so I was 13, and this was the most beautiful woman in the world.
	If she wasn't Stevie Nicks and my friend showed up and this was his girlfriend, I would just think, oh, she's probably really funny.
	She's probably got a great personality.
	That's why they're together.
	Or she's incredible in bed or something.
	Because it's not the looks.
	That's a six.
	It's a 35-year-old six.
	And we were obsessed with her.
	We were into old ladies.
	Yeah, Cindy Lauper.
	So she was born in when?
	She was born in 53.
	She's born in 53.
	And then She's So Unusual came out in 83.
	This is getting spooky.
	Do we really lust?
	We didn't really lust her, though.
	Patty Smythe was only 26 with shooting at the walls of Heartache.
	Bang, bang.
	Um.
	Okay, what's next?
	Got all that done.
	Got all this done.
	Oh yeah, look at this.
	You know I was talking about that Farah Faucet cowcatcher chin?
	They made a bunch of hunks into chicks, and it shows what I'm talking about.
	1-5?
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah.
	That's a strong drawline.
	A lot of hot Victoria's Secret models, you just put a suit on them, give them a mustache, give them a short haircut, and they look like handsome men.
	Who's that guy?
	I don't know.
	Who's that guy?
	Tom Hardy.
	I'm convinced to this day that my wife had sex with me once while pretending I was Tom Hardy.
	Because she was very into it one night.
	After watching.
	And we had just watched a bear movie with Leonardo DiCaprio.
	Wherein Tom Hardy has been scalped.
	He has half his head on.
	And my wife finds him more attractive than me.
	Okay, let's start our new section on gayness.
	Do you got a gay intro?
	We do.
	Why are you gay?
	I felt ugly.
	I felt gay.
	And then we fell in love.
	And then they get to the boot, and we have a very good relationship.
	And I ain't no like the game.
	You don't want to be a close-up picture.
	You ain't gay.
	You ugly.
	Homophobe alert.
	This is a little too long.
	Just like a smidge?
	Yeah, the homophobe alert.
	So there is a war on the word fag.
	First they came for our N-words.
	Now they're coming for our F-words.
	It didn't hurt to say goodbye to N, but it's not easy.
	I can't say goodbye to retard.
	I get the argument.
	I know if I had a kid with Down syndrome, I would hate that word.
	And it's not fair then to have a double standard.
	But I just can't let it go.
	And faggot?
	Really?
	You're taking away faggot?
	It's used as an anti-gay thing like 5% of the time.
	It means shit.
	And it means wimp.
	Like when you, a lot of gays, I've actually started using the word sub-fag because the gays I used to live next to upstate would build like a chicken coop, brew their own beer, renovate their own basement.
	You don't see young millennials.
	Ryan couldn't renovate a paper bag.
	I could.
	Look at how you fix the studio garbage can with like little pieces of yellow electrical tape.
	Yeah.
	That's you.
	So you know how a fag would rebuild that whole thing from scratch.
	A plastic container?
	Yeah.
	Jesus.
	This is a really good one.
	1-7.
	So this guy said something homophobic.
	Pull it up.
	So that guy who's crying in the picture said, reporter who criticized Petroleum's anti-gay past.
	So this guy you see right there, he's a Detroit Lion coach, and he said something really horrible.
	You ready for this?
	Maybe if there's any kids in the room, you might want to leave because you're about to hear vile, bile spew out of my mouth.
	I'm about to become a really terrible human being.
	You ready for this?
	He said that at his college, no, that's not it, Meathead.
	At his college, men were men and women were women.
	Men like women and women like men.
	Oh, that's it.
	He was proud to attend a university where men like women and women like men.
	That's his sin.
	What?
	I have to sort of squint my eyes just to find how that's offensive.
	Men like women and women like men.
	So I guess he's sort of saying it's not a very gay college.
	So, yeah, and then some gay people were hurt.
	Oh, well, poor babies.
	Free Sports does a smear job piece trying to get someone canceled, conservative author Mike Cernovich tweeted.
	The reporter who wrote the piece has years.
	Yes, so this must have been Cernovich who did this.
	Good, kind work.
	And what did this guy do?
	He said, what the fuck is a Michigan man bra?
	Michigan man bra.
	Oh, a huge fag.
	Mildly embarrassed to admit that Starships is my favorite song right now.
	Yeah, always knew you were a fag.
	Ha ha, fag.
	It's so sweet when they get hoisted on their own retard.
	But that's not the only fag in sports.
	By the way, did you see the football game on Sunday?
	No.
	It was amazing.
	Wow.
	Tampa fucking cleaned up.
	That whatever they spent to get Tom Brady was a good move.
	Holy crap.
	He threw the fucking football the length of the field.
	Really?
	Yes, basically.
	Savage interceptions.
	My bartender bet on Green Bay.
	You know why?
	Porque.
	Because he figured Tampa wouldn't be able to handle the cold because they're from Florida.
	I go, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
	And he lost his temper.
	I've never seen him that mad, actually.
	And he's a liberal and I'm a Trump guy.
	We've argued about politics all the time, but that set him off.
	I guess because he realized he was about to lose some money.
	I don't really, I'm not a big football guy, but it was, even as an outsider, it was.
	Definitely my favorite sport, but I don't follow it unless it's...
	I didn't know who to follow because Tom Brady is Irish.
	He's a Brady, so I feel inclined to do that.
	But then My wife's from Madison, so it's a big Green Bay family.
	I was torn.
	I ended up rooting for Green Bay.
	I just root for a good game.
	I don't really care.
	And it was close till the very end.
	It looked like Green Bay was going to pull it back.
	I like the underdog.
	I'll switch in a game.
	Be like, you know, now I'm rooting for them.
	In the fight, show the Conor McGregor fight.
	During that thing, Anthony goes, how much for Conor McGregor?
	If I put down 200, they go, you make like 210.
	He's like, nah.
	And so he wrote down on his betting slip, the other guy.
	He didn't even know Poire.
	So he was watching the fight go, go, other guy, go, other guy.
	Everyone was chanting, other guy, other guy.
	Oh, it was brutal, man.
	I really felt like, you know, with Deontay Wilder, when he got punched so hard, his eardrum came out of his ear, basically.
	And you're looking at it and you're like, that's Deontay Wilder's done.
	I'm never going to see him in a ring again.
	And I sort of felt like that when I saw Conor McGregor get knocked out.
	I was just like, you're looking at the end of a career, especially these days.
	You know, Jack Dempsey was around for fucking 40 years of fighting.
	Muhammad Ali almost died of old age in the ring.
	But post-Tyson, I think you got like five years.
	Full fight video.
	Ooh, don't lie to me.
	No, they're lying.
	You just want to see his knockout.
	It was just like bang, bang, bang.
	You were watching.
	It wasn't luck.
	It wasn't some crazy roundhouse kick.
	It was just you're watching a superior fighter beat a guy who's on his way out.
	It was a cool.
	Arnold McGregor's striking coach used to watch the Gavin McInnes show.
	I hope he's not watching this and getting pissed off at me.
	That's just my theory, dude.
	John, if you're watching, that's what it looked like to me.
	If he does come back and kick ass, all the power do you.
	I'm very proud of you.
	It's kind of like when James Brown would pretend to have a hernia and fall, and then when he comes back, everybody's like, woohoo!
	No, Detective Shitty, it's not like that.
	So you don't have his knockout?
	It was trending.
	There you go.
	Oh, cool.
	Look.
	One, two.
	Three, four, five, six.
	Seven, eight.
	That's not luck.
	He didn't want to move that.
	That's not like he dropped his chin and he got knocked out.
	That was just beautiful hits.
	That's one, the one that I think started it.
	That right.
	And he just couldn't get back.
	He didn't get a chance to breathe.
	What a moment for Poire.
	Poire?
	Poirier?
	I think he needed to be more of an asshole going in because he was real respectful beforehand.
	Everybody was like, oh, it's cool to see him being all respectful.
	And I was like, I don't know.
	Because when you're a cocky bastard, you have to back it up.
	And when you're a polite gentleman guy, you're not as into it, I think.
	But look at that, you know.
	Act fierce for the photo op.
	You get in the face even.
	Make it look intense.
	And then afterwards, it's like, okay, let me shake your hand with two hands.
	All right.
	Great job.
	Right here.
	So that's another.
	That's like your sixth shitty theory.
	Thank you for this today.
	No, I think him.
	Can we get a counter on the bottom of the screen for all of your terrible theories?
	Him being an asshole helps him in the ring, I think, because he has to back it up.
	Yeah, I know what you think.
	And I'm calling it detective shitty.
	Anyway, we got off track here.
	What's 1-8?
	Another faggot problem?
	Oh, yeah, this was a golfing one.
	So this is an interesting take on getting caught.
	You say, yes, I am homophobic.
	I'm going to rehab to be cured.
	Justin Thomas has agreed to enter a re-education facility.
	We are officially at North Korean levels.
	We have officially have reached the point where we have a re-education camps.
	He's going to enter a re-education facility after admitting he is homophobic.
	He has asked his sponsors, Titlist, Titlist, can I pronounce that word?
	Foot Joy and City, not to drop him until he can restore his reputation.
	That's a first.
	Hey, we heard you said the N-word in 1986.
	Yes, I did.
	I'm racist.
	I'm going to go and fix it now.
	What?
	That's what I should say to all the people who hate me.
	I go, yes, I am.
	You're right.
	I am a white supremacist, but I'm going to a re-education facility to get it cleaned out of my brain.
	Holy shit.
	Wouldn't that be hilarious?
	Not bad.
	I'm not racist anymore.
	I forget who sells that shirt.
	So go to the New York Post article because it has a clip of him.
	There's two links under 1.8.
	You have the audio of it.
	And this is a great example of how Faggot isn't gay.
	A golf ball is not gay.
	Oh, your fucking shit never works.
	R at four bones?
	Yeah, so easy for him to knock that birdie putt pass when you putt it through the first cut here or the fairway cut of rough.
	It's so difficult to pick up how coarse the grass is going to be and what direction it's going to go.
	And that one just got away from him as he tried to putt aggressively through it.
	Ouch.
	Bag.
	Back, faggot.
	Really unhappy with that one.
	You know, he struggled.
	What are you supposed to do when you're in your workshop and you hit your thumb with a hammer?
	Ouch, my thumb hurts.
	It could have been, you know what?
	His save, it could have been like, I was going to say fuck, and then I was like, I'm going to say dag nab it.
	And then he was like, I said faggot.
	Just dagged it.
	But one of the reasons I don't want to give up on faggot is because I was raised on faggot.
	I was raised as a faggot.
	Like at 1.9.
	There's several volumes of these.
	Horace.
	Oops.
	It's Horace.
	I guess I must have a stupidity problem.
	What'd you say faggot?
	What'd you say?
	Shit, you're an asshole.
	Say, man, you ever played ball?
	You got a good build.
	What are you?
	Fag?
	No, I'm just trying to break the ice.
	I like ice.
	Leave it the fuck alone.
	No, no.
	Milk?
	You don't know what you carry yourself.
	You're not a fag, are you?
	No, no, no, I am really attractive.
	I am really attracted to you, Christ.
	You are a fag.
	Okay, well, we can share recipes if you like, Darlene.
	Darlene, miles look good.
	I ain't no fag.
	This is really, really dark, right?
	Yeah.
	But I don't think our viewers can see anything.
	Hey, Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no fags allowed rule?
	Oh, yeah.
	They seem to have an open door policy for assholes, though, don't they?
	Oh, oh, so cool.
	Yeah, they seem to have an open door.
	Try the Jack Nichols.
	Yeah, you like to suck big dicks?
	Cut it out.
	Say I like to suck big dicks.
	Wait, what?
	So what's the story with you two, you couple of fags?
	Cheat man!
	You know you fucking with him!
	Do you?
	You fucking faggot!
	Do you know who you're fucking with?
	No, I didn't know that, but you know what he did?
	Insulted Billy.
	Then I walked over to him politely.
	He tells me to go fuck myself.
	Then he called me a faggot.
	You called my friend a faggot?
	You told him to go fuck himself.
	Is that what you did?
	Told him to go fuck himself with you fucking hit.
	What are you doing?
	I just wanted to cuddle.
	Cuddle?
	What a fag.
	It's just...
	Is it the G?
	I think it's the fuck.
	Brings you in there and you go, what do I got here?
	And then a G. Fag stops you.
	Fag.
	Fuck is too harsh.
	That's like you walk in a room and someone hits you with a frying pan.
	That's too much.
	Oh my God.
	Speaking of which, I sat down with Joe Kumia, and this is a great example of telephone.
	That's enough of those.
	And I'm like, Joe, I've been telling this story for years now.
	I want to see how I've telephoned it out over the years.
	This is the story.
	You were getting a divorce.
	Your wife wanted to frame you for domestic abuse.
	So she took an iron skillet and she smashed herself in the face like 10 times.
	But you knew this was coming and you hid cameras in the kitchen and you had it filmed.
	So you didn't get a domestic abuse charge.
	She fucked herself and they didn't take your guns or any of that shit.
	And he's like, wow, that's, here's what really happened.
	She wanted to frame me and say I hit her.
	Her friend suggested she take a plastic cup and chip herself on the lip and cut the lip by banging the plastic cup to her lip, which she did.
	But I had a recording of her friend suggesting that.
	An audio recording.
	So she had a tiny mark on her lip.
	She brought that up in divorce court or to the divorce lawyers.
	And then he came back with the audio recording.
	Solid.
	So when you hear a story about frying pans and video cameras, know it could be a plastic cup and a pressing record on an iPhone.
	A little less glamorous and cinematic, but effective.
	I think this is one of the best ones.
	We left it on this.
	Carol the Waitress, Simon the Fag.
	Simon the Fag.
	All right.
	I think we should go to the mailbag, right?
	It's been like two hours.
	It's getting there.
	I don't know how long.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Actually, it sounds kind of aggressive.
	Let me touch it.
	He's being sexy, I think.
	Hey, Gavin Rona, I thought you guys might like this guy's stuff.
	Not sure if anyone else recommended a preview episode, but his comics are really good.
	Okay?
	Yeah.
	I think he's got...
	He's very talented.
	He's got a very unique style.
	Something about it kind of irks me a little bit.
	Like, I don't know.
	It looks like I'm looking at an iPad.
	It's too elaborate.
	And the fact that Tim Poole uses it as his backdrop is really distracting.
	But the guy's politics are awesome, and he's very good at his thing.
	It's just not my particular cup of tea.
	Joe I Am's Unity, Joe Biden's inauguration speech remix.
	Okay, let's see this.
	This is America's Day.
	This is Democracy's Day.
	A day of history and hope.
	Of renewal and resolve.
	This has been fact-checked, by the way.
	You hear me clearly.
	We'll write the next great chapter.
	The story we've learned again.
	It might sound something like a song that means a lot to me.
	It's called unity and to those beyond our borders.
	America has been tested and we've come out stronger.
	I know speaking of unity can sound like a fantasy.
	But without unity, there is no peace.
	We've come so far.
	We still have far to go.
	This is a great nation.
	We're a good people.
	Restore America requires so much more than words.
	We can see each other and not adversity.
	Okay, that's it.
	It's amazing how.
	Yeah, isn't it amazing how the average guy has the same capabilities as Universal Studios these days?
	Did you see that thing going around of you and I as Joker?
	No.
	It's in the final videos.
	It's called This Is Not Real.
	I'll play it here.
	But this is just some dude in his, you know, in his kitchen.
	And it's fucking high quality.
	What?
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I think there's an app that does a fucking.
	Can you introduce me as Joker?
	Amazing.
	Can you introduce me as Joker?
	You know, when I first moved to New York in the late 90s, we had a millionaire investor and he got me a digital camera where you can take a picture and it's on a disc.
	And it was $1,500.
	The quality was pretty good.
	It was as good as iPhones today, but now everyone has that.
	AG and Katsup Rivera, you should really have Dr. Edward Dutton on.
	He's an autistic genius who says the West is about to collapse for genetic reasons.
	Genetic reasons?
	Interesting.
	Edward Dutton.
	Oh my God, this is really long.
	Gavin Rygai in the wake of the Coronation Empire, Joe Biden, a few good voices on the right have pointed out where we have gone wrong all this time and what we should be doing.
	It boils down to two points.
	One, stop accepting narratives, language, and framing of the left.
	For example, all this veneration for MLK, who gives a fuck?
	If he were alive today, he would not be on our side whatsoever, so why waste time on him, blah, blah, blah.
	And then he goes on, two, quit calling out the left's hypocrisy.
	As stated before, they don't fucking care, so it's a waste of time.
	Sure, Mike gets clicks for Crowder, Bench Pierre and Prague or U, but while we sit here and complain about rules for thee, not for me, they are solidifying their power.
	Of course they're hypocrites.
	Of course they don't follow their own rules and logic.
	That's why they won.
	Create parallel institutions like censored.tv.
	Stop engaging.
	Stop arguing, debating, hell, even fighting.
	And by this I mean the Proud Boys.
	Look what it's done.
	Fuck all.
	PBs get attacked, stabbed, and the best the media writes is a slanderous article at worst.
	Yeah, I think there's some legitimacy to that.
	Here's a meme for G-Dog.
	Ryan, what's wrong with this lighting?
	In real life, my eyes don't look like this.
	Oh, that meme sucks, sir.
	Looks like Gavin's dreams are coming true.
	Mass production of Sophia.
	Enjoy.
	What's Sophia?
	You love robots.
	Oh, for fuck's sakes.
	Remember this awesome robot?
	Fucking ads, man.
	I'll tell you what.
	It's a long-ass ad.
	It is.
	Damn.
	They're getting longer.
	To be clear.
	Remember this?
	Oh, yeah.
	To be clear, what I really hate about robots is that anyone discusses them and says soon it's gonna no.
	Sophia's never gonna be anything at all, ever.
	My name is Sophia.
	I love coming to Barcelona.
	Hope you can tell I am a robot by the wires coming out of my body.
	In 2016, Sophia the robot was unveiled and went viral.
	Now the company behind has a new vision to mass produce thousands of robots by the end of 2021.
	Not happening.
	Hong Kong and my local diner would love to sell millions of BLTs.
	Including Sophia, will start rolling out of factories by the first half of 2021.
	The company's founder and CEO, David Hansen.
	We are just now mass-producing Sophia.
	This is Sophia number 24.
	And many of my previous robots were hand-built.
	However, now we have begun scaling the manufacturing of Sophia so we can make hundreds and into thousands of units of Sophia.
	They have a female Albert Einstein back there.
	Use this also as the foundation.
	That's not what Albert Einstein has kinds of characters.
	Tell them that.
	They created her to promote human-to-machine empathy and compassion.
	This appeared on late-night shows and the cover of fashion magazines.
	Sophia was even given legal citizenship in Saudi Arabia and appointed the UN's first non-human innovation champion.
	Her new role is anyway.
	That's fucking annoying.
	You heard about the four-year-old kitchen, whatever.
	Like, Joe Biden hired a four-year-old lesbian pot smoker.
	That's not a joke.
	I don't know what you're talking about.
	Yeah, four-year-old chef or something.
	Four?
	Yes.
	How are you a lesbian at four?
	Dude, I know.
	How can you smoke pot?
	That's illegal.
	I'll find it.
	It wasn't fake.
	Thanks, Detective Shitty, for your scoop.
	Hey, this one's up at the top now, Ryan.
	Hey, G-Dog and Rye Guy.
	I made a video bumper for whenever Ryan has a theory he'd like to throw out there on the show.
	He gave me the idea last week with the Law and Order jingle.
	I hope you enjoy it.
	I don't enjoy that.
	That was awesome.
	My face is full of shit now.
	He spelt detective right.
	Yeah?
	Yeah.
	Oh, well, that's great.
	Make sure you put that somewhere safe.
	Sure.
	I guess I will.
	Sup, guys?
	Sup, Brian?
	Do you ever think of putting your spin on other movies like you did with How to Be a Man in My Life, such as the movie Big?
	Thanks, niggas.
	What do you mean?
	Your spin on other movies?
	Spin.
	What, spin?
	What is he talking about?
	You ever think about putting your spin on other movies?
	And I can't do movies anymore.
	My last movie was shelved.
	It's just sitting somewhere rotting.
	I couldn't get a prop house to rent me fake money for my Christmas card, and that was years ago.
	I've been getting more and more vilified despite hiding out here behind a paywall.
	And I see it in people's eyes when I walk down the street.
	They're like, holy shit.
	That's the fucking guy who runs hate.
	Meanwhile, I haven't been in Proud Boys for two years.
	No one sees this.
	I'm banned from all social media, but they just keep piling it on.
	It's crazy.
	I think I know what he's saying.
	He's saying the movie My Life, How to Be a Man, was a spin on that, right?
	The dad who's going to die.
	And so do you ever think about doing that with like you had a spin on that?
	You can't make movies, dumbass.
	The fuck?
	Hey, Gavatron and Queen of the Fag Zone, okay, picture me this.
	Man walks a public transit bus, eyes the size of tennis balls, talking to himself, not wearing pants, has three bags of luggage, holding four XL coffees as he's walking, scolding, hot coffee spilling all over his bare legs.
	Have we already read this before?
	This sounds familiar.
	Two Karens start talking to him.
	One says, you're spilling your coffee, sir, and the other keeps saying over and over again, sir, your mask.
	Sir, your mask.
	These women literally thought this pantless man who has been up for days, who is wearing piss-stained underwear, was going to be like, oh, silly me, my mask.
	This is how bad people's entitlement has gotten.
	When will all this shit end?
	Is this the world now where people think other people actually give a shit what they say and do?
	Yeah.
	That's kind of why we're leaving, dude.
	I need to get away from Karen's.
	Oh, someone sent us a song for Sexy Times.
	Sexy Times is now.
	He's now.
	Someone sent us some O Lloyd memes.
	Oh, Lloydy, Lloydy, Lloyd.
	And then another one, Oh, Lloyd, it's hot shit.
	Oh, that's good for Gary.
	Everything's good for Gary.
	Hot shit!
	The Kansas City Chiefs and Tam Bay Buccaneers are in the Super Bowl.
	What do you think?
	I'm going to go with the Chiefs.
	Well, you watch the game?
	I don't know a shit about football, dude.
	I can barely wrap my head around baseball.
	Who would win?
	Oh, that's for Gary.
	What up, faggots?
	I've been trying to figure out the motive by the left to push climate change so hard, yet they're all buying oceanfront mansions.
	So clearly they don't believe the crap they're pushing.
	I had an epiphany today.
	Oh, I like those.
	The left controls almost every major institution in the country besides big energy.
	The right has a firm grip on the oil and gas industry.
	By pushing climate change, it makes oil and gas the enemy.
	So if they can change big energy to being supported by renewables, they can give funding to all their friends, like Obama did with Solyndra in 2009.
	And if we recall, that deal was half a bill.
	$500 million he gave to that failing solar company that promptly went under.
	And then they can take the last American institution controlled by the right.
	These people are sick and twisted.
	I need a break from the U.S. I'm enjoying Belize.
	Come visit sometime, Daniel.
	Yeah, I also had kind of an epiphany about the left this weekend.
	I got it really from talking to Alex Jones about genetics, like the communist DNA, the leftist DNA.
	And Nazis are like this too.
	They have this poison in them where they just hog everything.
	And we are just like, yeah, yeah.
	Imagine like a bratty bored Karen who wants to put a hate is no home here sign on the lawn.
	And the husband is Trump.
	He voted for Trump, but he's like, whatever, just go do it.
	I don't have time to argue with you.
	If that makes you happy, go.
	I'm not getting involved.
	What are you doing?
	Looking for that four-year-old link.
	That's kind of what America has become.
	These shrill, nattering hens are taking over the American conversation because you and I let it happen because we didn't want to get involved.
	And we went, okay, you want to change the way voting's done?
	All right, I got my mask.
	Yeah, yeah, my mask is on.
	We just let them go and they just kept pushing and pushing and pushing until it's the United Brats of America that we're left with.
	We fucked up in that sense.
	And I noticed with Nazis on chats, when I first had street carnage, I thought, I'm going to have zero regulation on the comments.
	And then you get these guys, the Jews and the Holocaust and 6 million and 4 million.
	And then other people would just go, oh, okay, it's like a Nazi thing.
	And they would just like poison the well.
	And the conversation would die and it would just be Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi.
	So I banned them and the conversation came back.
	And I'm not talking about right-wingers.
	I'm talking about like super fucking Nazi dudes.
	And the left is the same way.
	I remember we used to go to these things in the 80s called anarchist gatherings.
	Oh, no, you're not allowed to say gathering because that's not very anarchist.
	They were called un-gatherings.
	And there'd be workshops there, and people, there'd be some guy who's talking about how to build your own, make your own beer, or this is a solar-powered fucking car or whatever shit.
	And it was all these like DIY conferences.
	And the women, I remember the women wanted to have one.
	It was really foreshadowing of where we are today.
	Like all the silly shit they were doing is now happening in the mainstream.
	I'm talking 1988 now.
	The women wanted to have a thing, a workshop on rape and surviving sexual assault.
	And then they said, we don't want men at this particular workshop.
	And then some of the male anarchists got mad because they were being excluded.
	And we had trans at these things.
	We had like a guy in a dress with a beard who wasn't gay, but he liked to wear women's clothing.
	And his girlfriend was my roommate.
	And he wouldn't let her blow him.
	She wanted to, but he wouldn't let her because it's demeaning and sexist.
	I've been here before with all these fucking lunatics.
	I grew up with them.
	But at this anarchist gathering, we'd have a talking stick, a literal talking stick, and there'd just be this one blabber mouth meathead who would talk about himself.
	And yeah, my parents sent me a psychiatrist when I was seven years old.
	My psychiatrist said that I have issues with violence because I grew up in an area where violence was okay.
	And he would just talk and talk and talk and hog the whole thing.
	And eventually people would go, I'm not going to that one anymore.
	That fucking blabber mouth is there.
	So instead of fighting and saying, get the fucking talking stick, will you shut up?
	People let him talk.
	And now he's talked everyone to death.
	And now we have brats.
	Look at the squad with Alexandra Kezi-Cortez.
	She's had the talking stick all day, every day.
	Have you checked in on Cortez?
	We need to liberate this.
	My buddy of mine sends me them all the time.
	We need to liberate the southern states from the rest of America.
	What else did she say?
	Sorry.
	Um this is not very good T V, is it?
	We need to liberate the Southern States.
	Oh, yeah, she said that we need to be re-educated.
	So she's talking about the re-education camps.
	She said she didn't attend Biden's inauguration because I don't feel safe around Republicans.
	Like, she's, I think what's happened is she's upped her Adderall dosage and she just can't stop now.
	She said half of the house was almost murdered in the Capitol invasion.
	She won't shut up about the invasion of the Capitol.
	Absolute lunatic.
	All right, let's go to the final video, shall we?
	Did I finish my point, though, about these shrill lunatics who have just elbowed their way into the conversation?
	Yeah, and they've become the American conversation.
	And they've canceled the rest of us.
	We allowed the lunatics to run the asylum.
	And now we're living in a fucking loony bin clown world.
	There will be no shortage of content.
	All right, go.
	Let's do the podcast one.
	This is fucking brilliant and it's so perfect on the nose true.
	So that's what I think.
	Yeah, that's so true.
	You know, I'm really glad you brought that up.
	I think this is really important.
	And if I can just speak about this for a minute, because I've really been thinking about this quite a lot.
	And here's the thing, right?
	Here's when it all comes down to it and we like really begin to understand, like, this is what I think.
	And but this is why we have you on.
	It's my opinion.
	It's that I really...
	So my friend works at the New York Times, right?
	Oh, nice.
	Yeah.
	And so this is what I think.
	There's a lot of conversation and there's a lot of dialogue around the subject without really dissecting and understanding the subject.
	And I think what we really need, and I've said this before, I've said this on my podcast.
	If people want to check that out as well, but we'll put the link in there.
	I think what's really important is that we generate more conversation around, I mean, what we're doing right now.
	Yeah.
	You know?
	Yeah.
	This kind of, like, it's so important.
	No, for sure.
	It's so important.
	It's so important.
	It really is.
	It really is.
	Yeah.
	So that's what I think.
	Yeah, that's so true.
	Nailed it.
	So what are we going to do, guys?
	I don't want to sound like I'm quitting.
	I'm not.
	But it's time to stand black and stand by while we figure out our next step because this is fucking escape from New York.
	This is madness.
	It's quiet.
	Yeah, no, it's quiet for him.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

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