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Jan. 19, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E62 - AM I DUMB?

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	That was the Cockney Rejects West Ham United.
	Fucking ooligans, Yobs, the lot of them.
	I put the Trump statue back.
	I don't know why.
	I saw a fucking hilarious meme.
	Stay the course.
	Stay the course.
	You want to hear what's really going on?
	We're winning.
	Did you know that?
	Did you know that?
	Of course.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, check it out.
	I trust the plan.
	Check it out.
	This is the plan.
	Joe Biden has been arrested.
	The deep state is in disarray and has struck a deal with the Trump administration.
	There will be an experimental surgery that will exchange the faces of Biden and Trump.
	Like the movie Face Off.
	Of course.
	So when you watch, quote-unquote, Biden's inauguration, you will really be watching Trump being sworn in for a second term.
	I don't want Biden's face, if I'm Trump.
	And when you are watching the so-called Trump trials, that is really Biden paying for his crimes.
	Oh, there's more.
	Also, when Trump, as Biden, stammers or slurs his words, that's because Trump is still learning to duplicate his speech patterns.
	Oh, God.
	I got to tell you, my butthole right now feels like I has a broken pencil in it.
	I feel like I was the guest of honor at a gay orgy for three weeks.
	I got a hemorrhoid, and they're no joke, man.
	It's not painful like a punch in the head, but it's just like, it's like someone pinching your butthole with chicken claw all day.
	Jagged.
	And if you sit down for a while and you sort of forget about it, then you stand up and it's like that thumb in your butthole again.
	I don't know how gays can handle it.
	I don't get gays.
	Taylor Mead was an eccentric homosexual from the Warhol era and he used to hang out at my bar, Max Fish.
	And I was talking to him once and I said, the thing I don't get about you guys is the huge cock.
	Like if I'm a gay, I want to only, I want my boyfriend to be an Asian baby.
	I want the smallest dick imaginable.
	And you know what he did?
	What?
	Why aren't you showing him?
	Why are you just looking at the internet?
	Why do you do that?
	I remember him.
	He said, I hate lazy thinking.
	And he jumped me.
	He tried to kill me.
	He was so fucking mad.
	And this is exactly like when Eric deGrasse, in our first year of high school, he said to the teacher, why is shit brown?
	And she kicked him out.
	And we never knew.
	I had a writer, a subscriber, send me a letter explaining it all.
	It's actually pretty complex.
	There's some sort of chemical in there called meloxanin or some shit.
	Is there something about dead blood cells as well?
	No.
	Ryan, again, I can't tell this enough.
	You've been wrong.
	I've only been here for two hours.
	You've been wrong 37 times.
	So from now on, just like George Costanza, when you have a thought, write it down and then make that the opposite.
	Okay?
	All right.
	The reason I chose...
	Ooh.
	I know my poop.
	Let's see.
	I know my shit.
	What is this?
	It's on Vox.
	Fox News.
	Vox.
	Oh, Vox.
	Listen, man.
	It's from Vox.
	Oh, there's the chemical.
	Stercobilin.
	It's a hybrid of the hemoglobin in broken down red blood cells and also comes from bile.
	So you're not really right.
	It's broken down red blood cells combined with bile.
	Men and women poo differently?
	What's that now?
	Oh, wait.
	I have anal stuff on my mind because someone broke a pencil in my ass.
	Men and women poop differently.
	Yeah, women don't poop.
	I hate the word poop.
	Yeah.
	Just, can we all say shit?
	Or boobs?
	Oh, fucking, Howard Stern calls it duty.
	Ew.
	Yeah.
	What does he call his stomach his tummy, too?
	Women have wider pelvises.
	Their colons hang a bit lower, so that they, on average, blah, blah, blah.
	But what makes the passage of stool much more challenging for women?
	Food takes longer to transit through most women, making them more prone to bloating.
	Men, on the other hand, are generally much...
	I got laid this morning and she dressed up for it.
	Nice.
	It's very rare we have the house to ourselves with all these staggered school things.
	I almost had a heart attack.
	I was so excited and horny, I got faint.
	She looked so good, and it had been so long.
	I was like, oh, oh, God.
	I needed smelling salts to be revived.
	But yeah, I chose I'm Not a Fool by the Cockney Rejects because I think I might be dumb.
	I hang out at this pub where two of the main guys are retarded.
	Like one of them is so special that when we found out this barmaid was horsing around with him, we were seriously considered calling the cops because he has the brain of an 11-year-old, I guess.
	So it's like Tom Hanks in big when he's horsing around with that chick.
	She's a pedophile.
	Like if someone has the brain of an 11-year-old, aren't you a pedophile if you horse around with them?
	And then the other guy, I won't say his name, but he's like, he talks like, hey, what, you can't make this stuff up.
	What?
	Hey.
	Like, this is his level of humor.
	I wear a Hawaiian shirt in the summer, and he's like, hey, look at Gavin there.
	He's got his shower curtain on.
	He can't make this stuff up.
	So that's, I feel like a fucking genius when I'm there.
	But then I hang out with normal dads and get a beer at a normal place, and they're all like, yeah, well, that's the problem, you know, with the.
	After the Serbs took over Bosnia, you started seeing guys like Milosevic and the Croatian head of state.
	And I'm like, what was that now?
	And then I was listening to trivia on Howard Stern, and I couldn't even get any of the questions.
	And I'm reminded when I played Trivia Pursuit with my dad, the questions would come up like, well, he'd handle all the science stuff and all the math and the history.
	Then in pop culture, he doesn't know.
	And it would come my way and I'd be like, I have no idea.
	And he fucking lost his shit.
	And he said, he said, who is this man?
	I don't want him on my team.
	Because we were playing teams.
	He knows nothing.
	This man knows nothing.
	Yeah, that was it.
	Were you there?
	No, but I remember it was one of my favorite your dad stories.
	And I'm thinking maybe.
	This man knows nothing.
	I might be dumb.
	With pop culture, you would think that that's your forte.
	But it would be like Marilyn Monroe was in some like it hut with what co-star Jack Lemon.
	And he also had some tax plan that he wanted me to do, and he goes, oh, your IQ's too low for this plan.
	Hello, darling.
	Hey, mom, how are you?
	It's your dad.
	I've just had a sex change.
	Oh, you sound exactly like mom.
	Well, that's weird.
	She must be my twin.
	I didn't tell you.
	Are you and mom still going to make love now that you're a lesbian couple?
	I thought for you that was verbotum discussion.
	Well, you're both so old now, that doesn't freak me out anymore.
	It's like two skeletons banging together in a haunted house.
	Well, we were watching about, I'm going to be politically incorrect, the Eskimos, you know.
	Sorry, the Inuits.
	Oh, the natives, sorry.
	I've forgotten what their name is now.
	Anyway, we don't rub nosies.
	We rub nosies from time to time, you know?
	That's acceptable.
	Okay, do you want to speak to the old geezer?
	Yes, please.
	Okay, you'll hear creaking nuts in on the way.
	Okay, creak, creak, creak.
	Hi, honey.
	Hi, Dad.
	By the way, I'm trying to get Skype on my Chromebook.
	Your $400 computer from 2005?
	Yes.
	But the problem is, you see, Skype is owned by Microsoft.
	So Chromebook is not going to make it easy.
	But can't you just go to the website, Skype.com, and use it on the website?
	I don't think so.
	I'll try that.
	I wasn't aware.
	I thought you had to download the program.
	Well, I looked it up, and there are some scams, but I don't know if they're aware that we're dealing with the 2005.
	Anyway, I've got a conundrum I need your help with.
	Okay.
	I think I might be dumb.
	Huh?
	Well, the very fact that you're actually pose that question says at least you're alert.
	You're looking at all the considerations.
	People who are really dumb have no fucking idea that they might be dumb.
	Oh, I'm 10 feet from one right now.
	I know those guys.
	But I was playing trivia in a cab on the weekend, and I didn't know anything.
	Well, listen, you probably know more than me if it's about trivia.
	I've no fucking idea who the quarterback for the New England Patriots are.
	I have no idea what the name of his wife is.
	I've no idea who was a star of any of these fucking Hollywood movies.
	Okay, who is Winston Churchill's father?
	I'm sorry?
	Who was Winston Churchill's father?
	There was a guy called Churchill.
	When was Winston Churchill's reign as Prime Minister?
	From when to when?
	It would be about from...
	Let me get this right.
	I think it was about from something like 38 to 47.
	Okay.
	How long is a prime minister's reign maximum?
	I don't think there is a maximum.
	What?
	You could be a prime minister for 100 years?
	Well, she'll live that long.
	No, I don't think it's a term appointment.
	Well, maybe you're dumb too.
	Oh, probably.
	What's 17 times 136?
	Fuck off.
	No, no, seriously, so is this your conundrum?
	Because you failed a trivia quest.
	Well, I remember when we were playing Trivial Pursuit and you lost your temper and you said, I don't want this man on my team.
	He knows nothing.
	Well, you see, I'm not a very good loser.
	If I'm on the losing side, I'm going to blame everyone else.
	I'm surprised you're so bad at it because you've had so much practice.
	Hey, Ellison, that's my line.
	I had a great line with this idiot at my bar the other day.
	I said, he was with the girl.
	I think I told you this already.
	He was dating this girl, but he didn't fuck her.
	And I said, Joe, we're 55.
	You fuck women now.
	There's no more courting.
	What is she saving herself for Mr. Wright?
	And he goes, Well, I live in a house with the lady who owns the house, the rented the room, and she doesn't like me bringing ghost by.
	Okay, fuck her in her car then, you loser.
	And he goes, Yeah, I don't think she likes me anymore.
	And I said, It must hurt to be dumped by someone who's clearly so perceptive.
	What are you gonna, I'm gonna hang up soon, Dad.
	What are you gonna do today?
	What's on the agenda?
	We're probably gonna go to the Outriggers for a happy hour.
	Uh-huh.
	And then I will come back and I'm trying to clean the runners on the French windows because they're getting very dirty and sticky, so getting difficult to open and close.
	And that's about it.
	Retired life sounds pretty mellow.
	Well, that's the idea, you know.
	I mean, I know that I don't think you'll get any argument from Lorraine that I'm becoming incredibly fucking lazy.
	Hmm.
	Yeah, I remember you saying that you thought you'd get bored when you retired, and then you realized, no, I kind of like doing fuck-all.
	Well, exactly.
	Because, you know what?
	There's no stress when you do fuck-all.
	You never get a job wrong.
	You know, everything you do is right.
	Huh.
	All right.
	Bye.
	Take care, darling.
	You can tell he didn't have a father who loved him because he doesn't know how to, what verbiage to say.
	Like, you don't call your son darling or peto, but no one called him.
	His dad would beat the shit out of all his brothers, not him, because he got good grades.
	Okay, give me some trivia.
	All right, we have pop quiz trivia, or we could go straight up trivial pursuit.
	So you're throwing some dice here.
	I guess this way.
	I don't want to play trivial pursuit, Ryan.
	Now I'm just, now I'm amused.
	Now it's funny how retarded you are.
	Why would someone at home, paying $10 a month, want to watch me roll dice?
	Well.
	Okay, give me a question.
	Don't show me the answer.
	All right, this is pop culture music trivia.
	This is easy.
	What was the first music video played on MTV?
	Video killed the radio star.
	Yes.
	Who was the drummer for the Beatles?
	Ringo Starr.
	Which musician sings Ice?
	Ice.
	Which rapper performs on Ushers?
	Yeah.
	Hmm.
	Yeah.
	Ja Rule?
	Little John.
	Oh, I thought it was Little John.
	Which band originally...
	Which famous Bent?
	Oh, yeah.
	Who wrote the song Don't Stop Believing?
	Journey?
	Which band was Beyonce originally a part of?
	Oh, the Divine Sisters.
	What the fuck were they called?
	Divinity's Child, Destiny's Child?
	Yep.
	Who's Taylor Swift's We Are Never Getting Back Together song rumored to be about?
	The wrestler Andre the Giant.
	Jake Gillenall?
	Hmm.
	I thought it was John Mayer.
	Who sings the hit song, Girls Just Want to Have Fun?
	Cindy Lauper.
	Yep.
	What song, this is to make you feel good, quiz.
	I mean, I think.
	Oh, yeah, this is fucking...
	This is for Joe.
	What song put Tina Turner into the spotlight?
	Private dancer?
	Oh, what's love got to do with it?
	Is there any harder ones here?
	Like, dude, history or something.
	That's when you really know you're dumb.
	I mean, all pop culture, getting pop culture right, all that means is you watched a lot of TV.
	That's my concern.
	I was into punk rock from 14 on and then graphic novels.
	No history.
	I never paid any attention to school.
	I read a lot of books, though.
	We've got a mixed bag of history.
	All right, here we go.
	Okay.
	This one says difficult.
	This one says easy.
	We'll go easy.
	I want normal for a 50-year-old.
	All right.
	That's pretty long.
	The sterling example of man's inhumanity to man was instituted by monarchs of Ferdinand and Isabelle of 14.
	No idea who that is.
	In order to control Catholicism in their country, systems are put in place that encourage people to denounce their friends and neighbors who would then be in prison.
	This is the Spanish Inquisition.
	Does that mean I'm right?
	We don't know yet.
	These are blanky.
	Yeah, this is why I get a trivial pursuit question, dude.
	I'm asking someone with the IQ of a fish to help me determine if I'm smart.
	Bloop, bloop.
	By the way, this is the longest we've ever waited to introduce the book of the day.
	This is Trump's The Art of the Deal.
	And what fascinates me about this book is, I've been thinking about this all week in my tiny brain.
	Isn't it interesting how many people on the right are all about helping you and how many people on the left are all about helping themselves?
	Obama has written two books, I believe, all about Obama.
	The dreams of my father and then whatever the other one's called, me.
	And then Michelle Obama puts out a book, Becoming Michelle.
	Now, this is technically an autobiography, but he doesn't really talk about himself that much.
	And he always uses his own experiences to help you out.
	Like, I struggled through this, but it taught me this.
	And when you do this, like having to collect rent in the projects, you get better at collecting bills.
	And in fact, the first part of the book is just about deals, Trump cards, the elements of the deal.
	He doesn't start talking about himself until the third chapter, growing up.
	And I had never really thought about that before.
	Even this show, I did spend a lot of time talking about my anus, but I meant the town in Connecticut.
	But we're all about helping you.
	And censored.tv, the whole notion is they're trying to fucking censor us.
	Like, did you know this?
	Last year, Laura Loomer was getting a gun permit because she was getting death threats from Rose City Antifa.
	They said they're going to tie her up and kill her whole family, shoot them dead, which is when she was running for office.
	And she said, I got to get a concealed carry.
	So she went with some friends.
	They all got it.
	And then she finds out she's on an FBI list where she's not allowed to have a gun.
	Now, she had a fucking gun at The time, which she threw the fuck out.
	What the smoke?
	But she had no idea she was on this list.
	No one told her.
	So, what if the cops came by for a noise complaint or something and they see this gun?
	She'd be in prison right now.
	So, she was being set up, put on a secret list, just like Proud Boys.
	So, that's why we have censored.tv.
	That's what we want to focus on this show, is you, you getting censored, you having your rights taken away, your freedoms.
	I'm good.
	And I also noticed that with like these shows, you look at liberal shows, and it's a lot of snark and tattletailing.
	And then you look at right-wing shows, and there's a lot of like self-help stuff.
	Like Mike Cernovich, what's his goal?
	Is he trying to get rich?
	No.
	He's doing documentaries.
	And if you look at his tweets, a lot of what he talks about is how to improve your life.
	And you need to do this and you get in shape more.
	Or Jordan Peterson, clean your room.
	Clean your bloody room for God's sakes.
	Pop a pill, have some fun.
	Fuck.
	So I always say politics is people who want to be left alone and people won't leave them the fuck alone.
	But those people who want to be left alone, they also want you to be left alone.
	They don't just want themselves to be left alone.
	They want everyone left alone.
	That's my new epiphany.
	Okay, have you got a fucking quiz question for me?
	Yes.
	What astronaut said he could think about before liftoff was that everything in the capsule was supplied by the lowest bidder.
	That's a great quote.
	And I got no idea because I'm dumb.
	Let's say Neil Armstrong.
	Okay.
	Clicking?
	It's not letting me click.
	You are useless at everything.
	Click the other ones.
	What the frick?
	So maybe it doesn't click when it's wrong.
	Oh, I see.
	Do any of them react?
	And why aren't you showing people?
	This is broke.
	Why are you just looking at it?
	Because I got soundboards, so if you get it right, I go beep.
	And if you get it wrong, that's over your head.
	So nothing works.
	It might be Brave.
	Yeah.
	It always fluxes with that kind of stuff.
	Freaking Washington Times, by the way.
	Quinn's cunt candle blew up.
	Remember she made that candle that smells like her cunt?
	AKA fish?
	Yeah.
	All women's vaginas smell the same.
	They smell like nothing if they're freshly washed.
	That was always a compliment, too.
	I knew this guy that fucked Chloe 70, and he was like, oh, dude, her pussy tastes like water.
	And I see the appeal.
	But sometimes when you're in a relationship, you want a little bit of a smell.
	Like Napoleon used to say to Josephine, he's going to be back from battle in 10 days.
	Do not shower or bathe.
	Sorry.
	I don't think they had showers.
	So yes, go back to that.
	Someone lit her canton fire, her quinned scunt candle, and it was smelling beautiful.
	The whole room reeked of fish.
	And then it started exploding and shooting shards of shit everywhere.
	Isn't that freaky?
	Yeah.
	Now, all candles that are sold in big corporate things so they don't get sued, they go through the National Candle Commission.
	What is going on with your fucking computer, dude?
	Are you useless?
	It's taking a real shit today.
	Also in the news, we have a new health secretary.
	Now, it's bad news that we're getting into a fascist epoch where they're determined to destroy everyone.
	But it's also going to be a very funny, well, I want to say eight years or four years, but with Biden's mental capacity, I don't know how long I should be saying.
	We should probably have a formal decision.
	All right, let's get formal now.
	I hereby officially say Joe Biden will be incapable of doing anything in two years.
	The slurring and the vice principal under Brock Tobagin.
	Not Tobach Tobaggin.
	July 4th.
	MLA.
	Yeah.
	That's going to get so bad that they'll hide him.
	Because I think Reagan was this bad at the end of his term.
	I think he was falling asleep in meetings and shit.
	I think he was completely useless for like the last month.
	So you can hide it for a little bit, but eventually people are going to go, can we hear this guy say something?
	So I'm going to say two years, and then he's going to have to step down because of medical reasons, they're going to say.
	And then Kamala Harris will be president, and I guess Nancy Pelosi will become vice president.
	Yikes.
	I forget that happens, yeah.
	And then they're going to be out after four years because people will see, they'll check their bank accounts and realize that socialism is expensive.
	And then we'll get Ron DeSantis in 2024.
	That is my official prediction.
	Matt Goetz, they won't do it because his face is too big.
	And he looks like the newscaster from The Muppet Show.
	So that's not going to happen.
	But the good news is that we're going to be getting a lot of laughs as he does his Justin Trudeau affirmative action hiring.
	And Dick Levine, a man who wears makeup and has long hair and a scarf.
	And Ryan and I were, much to our chagrin, searching for hours of this footage we showed on this show of him looking like he just got hit by a gay train.
	Remember?
	His makeup was askew.
	He had like random ribbons in his hair.
	I looked, I was like 40 pages deep into YouTube.
	And with this announcement, of course, you know, there's a lot of shit to get through to find some old, it was like an interview or a town hall or something.
	So maybe you folks at home can help us find it, but it's fucking hilarious.
	And I'm really looking forward to seeing this lunatic old Jewish man who thinks he's a woman tell us about mental health.
	If you're trans, you're a Mentally ill gay.
	In the word mentally ill is the word ill.
	So we have an ill person telling us how to run the nation's health.
	That's funny.
	Struggled with anorexia.
	Struggled with anorexia.
	Well, it looks like anorexia lost.
	Congratulations.
	Struggled with anorexia and won.
	But seriously, folks, who fucks that?
	I think they exaggerate how many of them chop their dick off.
	We've seen the operation.
	We went through it very slowly on this show.
	So he has a dick.
	He's a Jewish dick.
	Who?
	I don't understand who wants to fuck that.
	Is it an old, ugly lesbian that goes, well, it's a handy strap-on.
	But then is he, he's probably gay.
	Yeah, he's a mentally ill gay.
	So he wants a dude.
	So he wants a dude to fuck him up the butt while he has a boner and maybe beats off.
	This is a very raunchy show.
	I apologize for that.
	Who wants to fuck?
	If you're gay, I guess old gays don't do very well because they're a very shallow group.
	So when you're like my age, you probably have trouble getting laid.
	Because I remember hearing about old gays would have twinks and they'd buy them shit and cameras and stuff and take them on trips and vacations.
	So maybe you get bored of that and you go, oh, I'm just going to fuck Dick Levine up, his weird ass.
	I can't fuck Gavin.
	He said he has a hemorrhoid.
	Wait, he has a wife?
	Oh, ex-wife.
	Yeah, that makes a little more sense.
	2013.
	Rachel's.
	But this is until 2013.
	Hmm.
	Oof.
	I would question my sexuality, too.
	I think they broke up after the transition, though, because he transitioned in 2011.
	Well, maybe they tried to give it a go.
	Until 2013, yeah.
	I'll try it.
	I guess they blow you?
	What do I do?
	Do you eat me out?
	What are we?
	Are we lesbians?
	I guess we know that he was pegged, right?
	I would assume.
	How much money would you bet that before he did all this shit, he had his wife fuck him with a strap on?
	Like it was just that?
	I would bet.
	400 for me.
	940 bucks.
	That's fair.
	400 for me.
	I'm going to bet 100 bucks on every Mets game this year.
	I think event.
	Really?
	Yep.
	I've talked to a lot of people about it.
	My worst case scenario isn't that bad.
	You might break even.
	Yeah.
	In fact, I think some nerd did it for me for last year, and I think I ended up losing $1,800.
	Anyway, here's something that's not funny.
	AIU did a really good video about this.
	It's his most recent AIU video.
	This guy.
	Serbian immigrant right here.
	Not him.
	Right here.
	Just got his engineering degree.
	He's had a fiancé.
	He was set.
	Lived in America.
	He's happy to be here.
	The guy was just walking on air.
	Happiest dude around.
	Everything came together.
	If you're from Serbia, you're from a shithole.
	We'll get to that shortly.
	So he got out of that war-torn hellhole full of Muslims and Christians fighting each other to the death.
	He made it here.
	He's in Philly hanging around.
	He's got his cool little dog having a gay old time.
	He gets caught by these fucking pieces of human shit.
	And you'll see AIU's video.
	I think he steps back and he tries to push the guy's gun away from him.
	And the guy just shoots him through the chest.
	Just like our buddy, Nicole Dufrine, 20 years ago, Rudy Fleming, went up to her and she goes, oh, what are you going to do?
	Shoot me?
	And he goes, through the chest.
	You're just a piece of white shit.
	But what's amazing about this guy is he shows you how pathetic the justice system is.
	The suspect, charged with murdering a Philadelphia man in cold blood as the victim walked his dog, was out on bail at the time in an armed kidnapping case.
	He carjacked a car, was caught for it, and released, and they kept lowering his bail from $100,000 and $200,000 to $20,000, which he can pay because he's likely a drug dealer.
	And he had just got out of jail for another crime where in the jail, he had threatened the prison guards and was charged with assault for that.
	The guy has been murdering, fucking up, and destroying people's lives his whole life.
	And isn't it funny, too, how when they have these...
	That hat is really making my face dark.
	My face looks really dark here.
	And we've got to do something with these fucking eye bags, dude.
	I don't have bags under my eyes.
	Let's see.
	Is that a little better?
	That's a little better.
	Sorry.
	So just kill him.
	I can't fix the eye bags.
	But isn't it funny how whenever they have these wrongfully convicted dudes, it's always black men?
	Like, you couldn't even imagine a cop who was wrongly accused and is in prison right now having an advocacy group.
	Like Michelle Malkin has that Asian cop who was accused of forcing a woman to blow him.
	Total horseshit.
	But you never see that.
	It's always political.
	It's always black.
	That's so weird.
	Or is it?
	Anyway.
	I think there's one.
	One out of about 20.
	Let me see where.
	This guy.
	Hey.
	He can sue Ohio now.
	Okay, and Lil Wayne's getting out.
	Isn't that fucked up that Lil Wayne is getting out of prison for having an illegal gun?
	Now, I kind of get Trump's point.
	He was arrested right after he said, I like Trump.
	So I can see that him saying, like me wanting to exonerate Proud Boys because I feel culpable.
	But Ed Snowden and fucking Julian Assange, no?
	That's not good.
	That would have been a great way to say F E on the way out, too.
	I know.
	Fuck.
	Let it go.
	And they protect people from the shit that might be happening under the Biden administration.
	Here's a new angle.
	Okay, let's say Assange is guilty.
	He's dead 10 years.
	Right.
	He's dying.
	The man's sick.
	10 fucking years.
	Cassandra Fairbanks is losing her shit.
	She's not happy with this because I think it was looking pretty good.
	And now that's a no.
	Because we're all following a bullshit fucking narrative.
	Which brings us to the Proud Boys.
	This is a friend of Ali's who gave me this hat.
	I don't quite understand it.
	What is it?
	Make America Stop Hate.
	What?
	Proud Boys don't start fights.
	They finish.
	Proud of your boys.
	I'll make you proud of your boys.
	Proud boys, stand back and stand by.
	Let's go right to a green screen, shall we?
	This guy, this tweet, is driving me nuts.
	Look, it's Don Winslow.
	Who is he?
	He's like one of these cheesy boomer dad writers who writes thrilling fiction like Broken and The Cartel and The Power of the Dog.
	These are the kind of books you see your dad reading at the airport, right?
	Usually divorced dads really like this kind of stuff.
	Author of three New York Times Critics Choice Best Books of the Year.
	Okay, so this guy is a professional liar.
	He writes fiction.
	By the way, fiction is for fags.
	Like you've allotted time to read and you're reading a made-up story.
	So you're in someone else's imagination.
	That's kind of a cuck move, especially like science fiction and shit.
	But wouldn't you rather read about, you know, actual drug lords and real wars?
	And then when you're done, you're smarter because you know more shit.
	I wish I had done that.
	I'm dumb.
	Anyway, Don Winslow makes videos, I guess.
	And he's put out a video that has 3.2 million views.
	And it is pure fiction.
	And it's the new narrative of the day.
	It's Biden's America now.
	And in Biden's America, black criminals, jihadists, you know, non-white threats don't matter.
	What matters is white people.
	They're evil.
	They're our biggest threat.
	And not just any white people, non-liberals, Trump supporters.
	So click on this video, make it full screen.
	And let's, it's just, I'm going to be yelling pods every 10 seconds because it's so chock full of shit.
	All right?
	On or before January 20th, Donald Trump will no longer be the commander-in-chief.
	He will lose control of the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Special Forces, and America's nuclear arsenal.
	So the implication already, right out of the gate, is that Trump's had all of this army, right?
	And he's not going to give it up because he's too used to power.
	Okay.
	So what's he going to do?
	That's a cool logo, Strategic Command.
	I like that.
	On January 20th, Donald Trump will become the commander-in-chief of a different army.
	This army.
	So all these fans are now his army.
	And this also assumes that he was responsible for the riot in the Capitol.
	No evidence of this at all.
	They have a tweet where he said, it will be wild.
	They started storming the Capitol before he was done his speech.
	Never mind.
	That's the truth.
	Truth is irrelevant now in Biden's America.
	And so all of these people are going to stand black and stand by at any time.
	And he can just say, like, what could he say?
	He could say, well, I know what I'd say if I had an army.
	I'd say, can you go beat the shit out of all the Antifa in Portland, please?
	Stop them burning down our country.
	But I guess that's the implication here.
	And he's going to prove it.
	3.3 million views.
	That's a lot of views.
	The greatest threat facing America today comes from within.
	Wait, go back.
	I love the picture he chose.
	Like, that guy's going to get you.
	Whatever that is is going to get you.
	Dads, basically.
	The greatest threat to America today is dads.
	And dude, hey, Don, dads are your market.
	That's your demographic, my guy.
	It comes from within.
	Radical extreme conservatives, also known as domestic terrorists.
	They are hidden among us.
	Look at that.
	Boom.
	There's a guy sitting at a desk.
	Wow.
	They walk among us.
	So what they're going to do now is conflate Camp Auschwitz guy and some Zieg Heil, some Confederate flag.
	And that's going to apply to all of us, just like Sarah Silverman was doing yesterday, where she goes, some of them are not racist.
	Well, can you say not?
	I mean, what's the difference?
	They tolerate it, so that's just as bad as racism.
	Through giant nostrils.
	Hidden among us, disguised behind regular jobs.
	How, isn't that scary, that picture?
	Ooh.
	Look at these domestic terrorists, these racist domestic terrorists.
	Trump has an army, and he says, steal Pelosi's podium.
	Regular jobs.
	They are your children's teachers.
	They work at supermarkets, malls, doctors' offices, and many are police officers and soldiers.
	In other words, the people who stormed the Capitol were pretty regular Americans.
	And regular Americans were so pissed off with not just the election, but bullshit propaganda like I'm literally in right now, this fucking video.
	They were so sick of it that plenty of them snapped.
	And they weren't freaks.
	They weren't domestic terrorists.
	Like you end up proving exactly what you're trying to disprove.
	You know what I mean?
	Like he just showed us that they're not domestic terrorists.
	They're regular Joes.
	And I guess the only way that this conceit works is if you think the storming of the Capitol was the apocalypse and it's the scariest thing you've ever imagined.
	And I think they're doing a pretty good job of convincing Americans that it was a horrific horror movie.
	Meanwhile, we saw the video Yesterday, where they're like, hey, what's going on?
	And the cops are like, did you guys think you could maybe leave?
	I'm like, yeah, we're going to leave in a bit.
	I just got shot in the face with a plastic bullet.
	That clip has got to be the clip of the year.
	I hope that has 3.3 million views.
	Oh, dude, we should re-edit this with the same narration and then have, like, hey, man, you guys think you could leave the Capitol?
	Absolutely.
	Didn't a woman get shot by the police?
	A white woman?
	For more than a decade, Donald Trump has spoken directly to white supremacists in their language.
	Give me an example.
	So build that wall.
	So having a wall is a white supremacist notion.
	The Vatican is white supremacy.
	Mexico is brutal with their illegal aliens.
	Brutal.
	Is that white supremacy?
	How is saying, I don't want tons of illegal aliens.
	I don't want this.
	If you don't want a caravan to come into your country, you're a white supremacist.
	But none of the countries that they've been going through want them there either.
	They've been getting arrested, tear gassed, beaten by cops all up Central America.
	So how is it a given that Build That Wall goes right up to white supremacy?
	Again, this is all dogs are mammals, all cats are mammals.
	Yes, I'm sure white supremacists like walls.
	So does 60% of the population.
	That doesn't make them white supremacists, Don, you dunce.
	That wall.
	Build that wall.
	Trump derides protections for immigrants from shithole countries.
	Well, that's the Washington Post take on it.
	There was no, was there evidence he said shithole countries?
	That was, somebody said that he said that.
	Yeah.
	So that wasn't speaking language.
	They are shitholes.
	Like, if you don't think that Libya is a shithole, go check it out.
	If you don't think the favelas in Rio are shitholes, go hang out there.
	Go for a walk.
	Isn't pro-immigration's argument that they're coming from shitholes?
	That's why they need refuge here?
	Yeah.
	So it's not racist to call other countries shitholes.
	You know what's a shithole?
	Russia.
	Russia is a shithole.
	Serbia is a shithole.
	Bosnia is a shithole.
	All of Eastern Europe is a fucking shithole.
	That's all white, and I don't want them coming here.
	Pocahontas, is it offensive?
	How is that racist?
	It's a little bit more racist to pretend you're a fucking Indian when you have less Indian blood in you than the national average.
	I think the national average for all of us is like 1.7 and she had like 1.1, whatever the fuck the percentages were.
	So he's mocking her for her racial bullshit.
	That's not racist.
	You might have a point if it was like some, an actual Indian and you called her Pocahontas all the time and went, ooh, I think that would be funny, but you might have an argument there.
	That's not the context.
	He wasn't going for that.
	He wasn't mocking American Indians.
	He was mocking white people who say they're American Indians.
	Oh, I'm sorry about that.
	Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States.
	And then after that, he said, until we can figure out what's going on, there had just been a terrorist attack.
	I believe that was after San Bernardino.
	And he said, unfortunately, temporarily, we need to put a stop on Muslims because we have a problem with Muslim terrorism in this country.
	And we did.
	Not domestic terrorism.
	MAGA people don't shoot up the Orlando Pulse nightclub and shoot 89 people and kill.
	I forget how many were killed there.
	It was like 40 or something.
	That's not a MAGA thing.
	That's a Muslim thing.
	Muslims are 1% of the population, and they constitute about 50% of the domestic terrorism cases, especially when you loop in September 11th, which you'll notice they tend not to do.
	They tend to start these studies on September 12th because they don't want to have to deal with that pesky 3,000.
	In the middle of a presidential debate, Donald Trump was asked to disavow white supremacy, which he refused.
	Stop.
	Instead, he told...
	Okay, so now he's conflating white supremacy with the Proud Boys.
	He refused.
	He didn't refuse.
	He's disavowed white supremacy so many fucking times.
	Remember with David Duke?
	He had to disavow David Duke like 10 times.
	Or with Charlottesville, he said there was good people on both sides.
	That was taken to mean the Nazis were good people.
	He didn't mean that.
	And he clarified immediately after and the next day.
	I disavow white supremacy.
	I disavow white supremacy.
	By the way, Don, and who made this?
	Does he have like a video team?
	That's weird.
	I guess he's just trying to sell books, right?
	So America's getting their news from people who write fiction who are doing commercials.
	We're getting our news from fiction commercials.
	So he disavowed white supremacy a million times, and then they asked him for a specific group.
	Oops.
	And they jumped to Proud Boys.
	And he said, and you'd have to be willfully ignorant to think that stand by was him saying, hang on, white supremacists.
	We're going to unleash him.
	Oh, that's what I meant to say earlier, too.
	White supremacists are not this burgeoning force that's great for you.
	Have you noticed that like people don't set up stores calling white supremacy t-shirts?
	And come on in.
	Hey, it's white supremacy land.
	It's not this big market.
	So if you got all the white supremacists together in the whole country, you'd have a grip on all 37 dudes.
	Maybe.
	Like with Charlottesville, what was there?
	Like 200 people saying Jews will not replace us, a bunch of edgy kids that have been brainwashed by feds, likely.
	So what are we dealing with?
	We're dealing with fractions of 1%, like a tenth.
	That's like 0.0003% of America.
	So it's not like this burgeoning market where he goes, stand back and stand by and then unleash the hounds.
	This whole video is implying that there are millions of white supremacists and he's going to unleash the hounds.
	He's selling a fucking book.
	And 3.3 million people are like, yeah, that's not fiction.
	That's a fact.
	To Disavow white supremacy.
	He refused.
	Instead, he told the proud boys to stand back and stand by.
	Proud boys?
	You know that he meant stand down.
	Okay, what else you got, Don?
	Here's his evidence.
	Yeah, this is called funny.
	This is called amusing.
	You're trying to make this fucking sinister, you loser.
	They heard their leader.
	They even responded to him on Twitter, promising to stand by.
	And on January 6, 2021, Trump green lit them.
	They suited up.
	They flew.
	So Trump green lit them.
	So now all of these people are proud boys.
	That's a proud boy, according to this guy.
	These are all proud boys, according to this guy.
	And you'll notice.
	You know what he does?
	It's look yellow instead of orange?
	Those were orange.
	Oh, yeah.
	But they also use footage from other rallies.
	So according to his logic, Proud Boys and everyone there, they're all the same group.
	Yeah, you're right.
	They made the hats yellow.
	So show us Proud Boys at this thing.
	Show us black and yellow Fred Perry's if they were standing by.
	This is just a lie.
	They suited up.
	They flew in.
	They took hotel rooms.
	They loaded their weapons.
	Let's go back.
	So you see what he did there?
	This picture isn't from January 6th.
	He took a different picture and put it there.
	And we've got PB and everything.
	Like, God damn it.
	I got to start suing these motherfuckers.
	That's just a fucking lie.
	I'm standing in a lie right now.
	They suited up.
	They flew in.
	I noticed this too.
	People don't seem to comprehend this.
	Proud Boys as an organization did not go on January 6th.
	Yes, there were members there.
	That doesn't mean the Proud Boys were at the January 6th rally.
	This seems impossible for people to understand.
	If you were at, if you stormed the Capitol and you were a member of the Knights of Columbus, the Knights of Columbus did not storm the Capitol.
	Do you understand?
	Proud Boys clearly said, Enrique clearly said, no black and yellow.
	If you go there, you're going as a citizen.
	You will not see a PB thing or a hat or the laurels in any of the footage on January 6th.
	So they just say, yes, you were there because Nick Ox was there and Enrique was there.
	No, those were just guys.
	They weren't there as a club.
	When they're there as a club, it's really fucking obvious.
	They loaded their weapons, prepared their bombs.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	They loaded their weapons, prepared five firearms, including assault rifles, two pipe bombs, 11 Molotov cocktails.
	I need to know more about this.
	And weren't the pipe bombs planted at the RNC?
	They were planted at the...
	It was a really weird headline.
	They said a pipe bomb was discovered at the RNC headquarters.
	DNC staffers evacuated.
	Remember that?
	So I don't know what this fucking five-firearms shit is, but I obviously understand the implication here, is that they were loaded up, ready to kill.
	Prepared their bombs, and they attacked with the intention of killing Nancy Pelosi and hanging Vice President Mike Pence.
	Okay, stop.
	So this is fucking insane.
	So they're loaded up.
	They have all these weapons.
	Did you see any weapons in any of the footage?
	Where's his five assault rifles and his Molotov cocktails?
	And the evidence that they were going to kill Nancy Pelosi and Vice President Mike Pence.
	And by the way, this is now Proud Boys, according to the media, because they hear this.
	Let's see the evidence that Nancy Pelosi was going to die.
	Of killing Nancy Pelosi and hanging Vice President Mike Pence.
	So they were there to hang Mike Pence.
	Is it possible that the noose at a rally is a symbol?
	Is it possible when someone chants hang Mike Pence, they're not literally going to go in there, grab him, and hang him?
	That's what you think is going to happen.
	There's going to be Mike Pence just like swinging in the breeze.
	And Nancy Pelosi, what, will her head be cut off?
	Is that what's going on?
	These are left-wing fantasies, by the way.
	Remember Trump's head?
	But the second that someone chants something and has a symbolic noose, they go, they're there to hang Mike Pence.
	They were vocally saying, where's the speaker?
	We know she has staff.
	They're here someplace we're going to find them.
	In the years ahead, Trump is stopped.
	That, hey, Nancy, that's their evidence that they were there to kill Nancy Pelosi.
	Why didn't they inflict any violence on anyone?
	The only violence we saw there was the Magab woman being shot in the neck.
	That was the only person who was murdered.
	In the years ahead, Trump will lead his legal domestic tobacco.
	They really milk that Confederate flag dunce.
	Like, they just keep showing him.
	Look, there he is.
	Then they show him again a few clips later.
	They want it to look like a lot of Confederate flags.
	Look, there he is.
	They've shown him three times.
	Four times.
	And then the little Jewish judge's son.
	Is he part of Trump's army?
	Yeah, I guess so.
	Years ahead, Trump will lead his army of domestic terrorists.
	He will encourage and incite violence.
	He will play the role of arsonist and fireman.
	He will start a civil war and then say things were more peaceful when he was president.
	We have to fight back.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	So Trump's going to just incite riots all over the place in order to make Biden look bad.
	That is a crazy fucking theory.
	We got to see what this guy's next book is.
	It's probably called...
	It won't be called Trump's Army, but it'll be called The Mercenaries American Militia.
	American Militia.
	That's his next book.
	I guarantee it.
	We're watching a commercial for a fucking book, and 3.3 million people are taking it seriously.
	Civil War, and then say things were more peaceful when he was president.
	We have to fight back.
	In this new war, the battlefield has changes.
	So, oh, I see what this is all about.
	Censorship.
	You know, I was bummed when we lost free speech.tv because I just, it sounds cooler than censored.tv.
	But boy, have we slipped into this name?
	I mean, that's the new wave here.
	Scare the shit out of Americans, harass big tech, dominate the leftist politicians, and the next thing you know, we don't have a voice.
	Censored.tv is one of the only places left where you can get the truth.
	While these people make up a bunch of bullshit about how we're all Nazi terrorists and then use that to deplatform us, deperson as de-everything is.
	I mean, having a Facebook page is nothing.
	Soon it's going to be buying a house.
	It's going to be internet providers.
	Censored.tv was blocked in Australia and Britain.
	We had to hack around it to get it in there.
	Computers can be more valuable than guns.
	And this is what we need now more than ever.
	An army of citizen detectives.
	I'm proposing we form a citizen army.
	Our weapons will be computers and cell phones.
	We who are monitoring extremists on the internet and reporting their findings to authorities.
	Remember, before the Navy SEALs killed Osama bin Lad, he had to be found.
	He was found by a CIA analyst working on a computer thousands of miles away.
	He was found by a doctor who was doing swabs for a local Pakistani doctor said he was doing swabs for the flu or something, for flu shots to make sure people are safe and not sick.
	And that's how he got Osama bin Laden's DNA.
	Maybe the CIA was also involved, but that was how we confirmed it and how we could go in.
	And you know, we did?
	We totally stabbed that guy in the back.
	I think he's in prison in Pakistan right now.
	We should have had him on the next plane, first-class flight back to America with citizenship.
	And by the way, where were all these sleuths before Battaklan and the Pulse shooting and the black Hebrew Israelites who killed the Jews in the Kosher Delhi?
	Where were they before San Bernardino?
	Can we get, does any of this sleuth thing include Islam?
	No, it doesn't.
	And by the way, the sleuthing, you realize what's really going on here.
	The sleuthing is, I hear, you know, Joe Biggs say, fuck Biden, I'd love to tie him up and throw him off a cliff or something.
	That kind of talk that people say.
	That will get him arrested.
	That will get him kicked off of everything.
	Any stupid comment that someone throws out, if they're conservative, not if they're leftists.
	Leftists can talk about killing Trump, killing me, no problem.
	But if conservatives say anything obtuse or rude or sensationalist, they're fucking done.
	That's what this is all about.
	Control and power.
	And this is why I always call them, and thank you, Ron Coleman, for this, Bolsheviks.
	All they care about is power.
	So we have, what, five minutes of fiction to build up to a justification for depersoning you.
	SEALS killed Osama bin Laden.
	He had to be found.
	He was found by a CIA analyst working on a computer thousands of miles away.
	It's up to you.
	Snitch.
	The snitch army.
	So not only are journalists tattletales and they devote their entire careers to snitching, now we want citizens, your neighbors, to snitch on you and fuck you over.
	That's not America.
	That's a shithole.
	America's getting their news from fan fiction.
	Trump's new army.
	He wants to, in a brutal attempt to sell books, he is trying to develop a mob of doxers who are going to ruin your life.
	What a piece of shit he is.
	How is his forehead out of focus?
	His eyes are in focus?
	What the hell?
	That's just the most oddly focused picture I've seen.
	I thought this was interesting.
	1-5.
	There's a podcast I'm not really familiar with, the Reader Sentin, a reader, a subscriber.
	What do we call these people?
	Viewers?
	A viewer?
	Yeah, a viewer.
	And it was two intelligent liberals discussing the problem with conflating ethno-nationalism, white supremacy, with patriotism and how no one's really falling for that.
	And can you be more specific?
	There's the Camp Auschwitz guy, there's the Confederate flag guy, and there's the rest of us.
	We're not the same.
	We're not in the same group as them.
	These organizations since June.
	As a journalist, it's just something you do.
	And then I died off for a while because there was a point I realized, okay, this story is way bigger than what I know back in June for short.
	But after six months of really staying on it seven days a week, I think I have a better idea, especially being on the streets.
	So the question is, how do you get the people who are in these institutions to appreciate or understand that what they're printing is divorced from what's on the street?
	And it does have to be from the left, from a news photographer, to publish or to appear and this kind of thing.
	But we do need to talk to our ideological sort of herd, as it were, and address.
	So I think it does have to be somebody like the Huffington Post that does write seriously about ethno-nationalists.
	Well, if you're serious about ethno-nationalists and you've published something that's so serious about ethno-nationalists that some of the antifa groups are even retweeting it, then you must be serious enough to make distinctions, right?
	I mean, technically, you should be able to make a distinction between the ethno-nationalists and MAGA normie folks that are getting, you know, they're getting punched out.
	And the Proud Boys, which is another level of MAGA, but not the ethno-nationalists.
	Thank you.
	I'd love to see that work.
	I have my doubts because all of the left-leaning publications seem particularly prone to having narrative enforced on them.
	And I agree with you that There has to be those of us on the left who are reasonable and are not buying this nonsense have to find our voice.
	So in some sense, it's odd, but right-leaning publications have been welcoming of left-of-center authors to describe this.
	And the problem is if it's published in the Wall Street Journal, you know, or something like that.
	Or the New York Post.
	The New York Post is called Prowboys White Supremacist because they hire some dumb chick from Canada who's just fresh out of college and ready to start her bullshit crusade.
	Right, because it's imagined to be right of center, and then you, having written for them, are imagined to be right of center.
	But the key is, again, this vast group in the middle that agrees on the basics, right?
	We have to stop thinking of each other as, oh, that's on the left, I'm going to discount it, or that's on the right, I'm not going to believe it.
	And we have to recognize that that conversation, even those of us who come from one side or the other, we have to meet in the middle and have that conversation.
	And the question about what venues will allow it is, unfortunately, one with not a lot of answers.
	Most venues are afraid of one kid.
	Censored.tv was.
	I had to spend $20,000 to get Cornell West on this show.
	That's how much it costs.
	I was describing it to those French chicks yesterday as if you wanted an ex-wife to have dinner with her ex-husband, it would cost you a lot of money.
	And we're divorced.
	America's divorced.
	So I'd like to get lefties on, but it's not possible.
	And it's because they don't have a degree of rigor.
	They're mentally obese and they can't work shit out.
	So they don't, it doesn't stand up to any kind of analysis.
	When I argue with people, I'd love to lose.
	That would be great.
	Now I'm smarter.
	You convince me.
	They can't bear that.
	They can't bear to lose.
	And I've argued with people like on the train and stuff that recognize me and back and forth.
	And it's fucking, it's like a cat playing with a mouse before he eats it.
	Like they haven't thought anything through.
	Remember that retarded professor?
	She's an MYU professor.
	She's Latina.
	And her entire career is based on justifying or criticizing or explaining away conservatives who are Hispanic.
	And she's written books on it, won awards.
	That's all she does.
	That's her brand.
	But she was in the Daily Mail today.
	White is a state of mind.
	MYU professor slammed for claiming black and Latino voters who supported Trump have multiracial whiteness and that it was unsettling so many voted for him.
	Like, Hispanics are Catholic.
	They're pro-life.
	They don't like crime because the MS-13s in their neighborhood are killing their neighbors.
	So they're religious.
	They love the Pope.
	So I don't understand why so many of them are liberal.
	And I think there's a surprisingly high number of Hispanic U.S. citizens who don't like illegal aliens.
	They don't like the concept.
	They busted their ass to get here.
	They're here now, and they don't want illegals running around.
	I think I remember seeing that was as high as like 40%.
	Anyway, go back to that article because there's something really bad about this.
	She's super hot and exactly my type.
	Fuck.
	I'm going to have to pretend she has pancake tits.
	Or that's a wig and she's bald.
	Because that's my favorite age.
	Ecuador.
	What kind of Latina is she?
	Latina?
	Latina?
	I think she's from Guam?
	No, Ecuador.
	Oh, that's what I saw.
	That's what I said.
	Well, I'm copying you.
	So there's the article, right?
	Go up.
	No, no, no.
	The Enrique picture, shit lips.
	To understand Trump's board.
	That's what we featured yesterday.
	And there is Enrique.
	He's explaining it on his shirt.
	He's like, I'm not a white supremacist.
	I don't care about race.
	I like America the best.
	I'm an American supremacist.
	So he couldn't make it clear.
	And she's like, she went on to claim that being white is no longer someone's racial identity, but it is also political color, which can lead to a discriminatory worldview in which feelings of freedom and belonging are produced through the persecution and dehumanization of others.
	So Enrique and Ali Alexander, our own Ali Alexander, the reason that they are conservative is because they're pretending to be white and they're hurting and persecuting blacks and Latinos.
	I don't know when the fuck Ali Alexander hurt or did anything negative towards the black community, but I guess voting for Trump is.
	And remember in that green screen, we saw their evidence of Trump being racist.
	He likes walls.
	He has a problem with Muslims.
	The idea, she said, is rooted in white supremacy, indigenous dispossession, and anti-blackness.
	So Ali Alexander is rooted in anti-blackness.
	In the politics of multiracial whiteness, anyone can join the MAGA movement and engage in the wild freedom of unbridled rage and conspiracy theories.
	Yes, I totally agree with that last one.
	What's the matter with that?
	Unbridled rage and conspiracy theories.
	Sure, anyone can.
	What a fucking stupid bitch.
	I'm not going to enjoy fucking her.
	You never know.
	But show some of the tweets.
	Fascinating attempt to reconcile the fact that so many non-whites voted for Trump and that some of the key participants in the Capitol riot related groups are non-white.
	They're white even when they're not.
	And then Ben Dominich over at the Federalists, multiracial whiteness is just another term for struggling with the fact that some of the people who disagree with you are brown.
	To understand Trump's support, we must think in terms of hot coldness.
	Must everything be race?
	Must everything go tribal?
	How can we win fighting each other?
	Washington Post panned over op-ed invoking, okay, that's dumb.
	Yeah, think of people as people.
	You don't have to be white to be er white.
	They just had to find a way to call them white supremacists.
	What if, and I know this is crazy, everything's actually not about race?
	What if there are some racists in the world, but there are also people motivated by other things?
	I've seen a billion tweets of people with the scratching head icon going, I just can't Understand why their leader is Enrique Tario.
	It's like maybe you're wrong about the white supremacy thing.
	That would answer your head scratch, shithead.
	How does anyone take the WAPO seriously when they run articles like this?
	So the blacks and Hispanics who support Trump are white supremacists too?
	Keep going.
	Keep going?
	She's great.
	Can you, let's just have a simp out here.
	Can you Google image her?
	Christina, bring him in the quotes.
	So then he does the quotes after he types the HR.
	No, he's still working it.
	No, okay, he's got it now.
	All right, now he's clicking on the image.
	I like her little teeth.
	Wait, Beltran is a Dominican name, I believe.
	Oh, yeah.
	Didn't it?
	I don't know.
	From the Metz, they have Beltran.
	He's from something.
	Expand the log.
	Oh, click on that one.
	That was actually in my notes.
	That was my next link.
	Oh, the Breibar.
	Yeah.
	This is from 2015.
	Expand the logic of terrorism to talk about white racial terrorism.
	That's the obsession.
	They want us to be domestic terrorists so badly that they're milking the capital the same way they milked Charlottesville and totally ignored everything else.
	The not see glasses are applied to left-wing violence and the Nazi glasses are all over our shit.
	Let's jump over to the male B. Oh.
	I have a theory why Hispanics are so Democrat, though.
	Why?
	At least in my household.
	Like, I think.
	Oh, I know.
	I have a theory, too.
	Yep.
	Go.
	Oh, okay.
	That there's no grudge from most Latinos and white people.
	Maybe because there was no slavery or whatever.
	So they don't have a hard time being like, all right, well, they're pretty smart at stuff.
	And they're smart Latinos too.
	But if you're just a worker, you're like, I'm a worker.
	I'm not smart.
	So when you see something on the news, if it's white or whatever, it doesn't matter.
	You're just like, those are smart people and I believe them.
	So my parents watching ABC News or something, because that's the...
	But why wouldn't they be watching Fox News?
	If you're on Channel 7, here's the thing.
	You're watching, you know, Wheel of Fortune, blah, blah, blah, the game shows, and then the news comes on and you stick around for that.
	Like, they have their channel.
	It's like, you know, Channel 7.
	And then the news is just, it's Trump, COVID, Trump, COVID.
	I was over there.
	Your grandparents watched English news, right?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Do they speak Spanish in the house?
	No.
	Do they have accents?
	No.
	Sometimes it comes.
	My barber, Rafael, he said that Univision is the only thing that his family watches.
	He's Dominican.
	And Univision is all hyper-lefty stuff, and that's why.
	He said, if there was a Hispanic Fox News, it could revolutionize this country.
	Right.
	Literally everything is left.
	Like, it was, you know, Channel 2, Channel 4, Channel 7, Channel 9, they're all liberal.
	But they feel unbiased.
	You know?
	It doesn't feel like it's a political show.
	It's just like, these are just the facts.
	And then there's weather, and then there's some politics that we're just going to tell you what to believe there.
	It's really insane.
	I got a call from Ezra the other day, and he told me that the head of the Conservative Party in Canada, he was depersoned.
	He was canceled because he accepted a donation from a white supremacist.
	This guy, Paul Fromm.
	I think he's a Holocaust denier or something.
	He donated like $100.
	This is out of 10,000 donations.
	He raised, I think, a million bucks, which is like raising 10 million in America.
	But this guy, Paul Fromm, he used, I guess, his birth name or some other name, Frederick Frederick Fromm.
	And the intern who's going through the donations didn't recognize a Holocaust denier.
	I don't know if he's a Holocaust denier, but some, I forget what, from the 80s.
	So I'm going to donate to the Conservative Party as G. Miles McInnes and see if they catch that.
	Because Canada is going crazy over proud boys right now.
	Fucking sign them up as domestic terrorists.
	The NDP, it's their whole campaign.
	Jarmeet Singh, who's a Sikh, is really pushing to have us declared national domestic terrorists, a terrorist threat.
	Meanwhile, he's Sikh.
	Sikhs are proud boys.
	They are people who, the reason they carry a dagger is because their religion is fighting for what's right.
	So if you see some woman getting raped, you have to jump in.
	Muslims killed a million Sikhs.
	In Britain, all the top proud boys, I shouldn't say all of them, but a lot of the top brass in Britain, UK proud boys, are Sikhs.
	I think the main guy in London is Sikh.
	Remember that video?
	He said, you fucking...
	Oh, yeah.
	That guy was Sikh.
	Right.
	We're on your side, dumbass.
	Anyway, let's hit the mailbag.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn the cross together's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Let me touch it.
	Ryan doesn't have a dad.
	It must hurt you when you hear me call my dad and we get along so great.
	No.
	I like hanging out with my dad.
	It's like hanging out with yourself with AIDS.
	Yeah, I wouldn't want to hang out with myself with AIDS.
	You get to see what you're going to look like when you're dying.
	Hot shit.
	That's his thing, right?
	Hot shit.
	Oh, yeah.
	Right.
	Here's a local paper.
	Look at how they describe this.
	It's like two or three paragraphs saying it is total bullshit.
	I'm from Utah, and people in Utah kiss black ass so much that black asses need chapstick.
	Or maybe some prep H. Oh, they're kissing this guy's ass, the terrorist who got that woman killed?
	Judge releases Utah charged in U.S. Capitol riot despite objections.
	What is he on Adderall in that picture?
	Or he's like, oh, me?
	I'm in an Uber commercial.
	Go two or three paragraphs in.
	Do you know what a paragraph is?
	Yeah.
	There's one, two, three.
	Sullivan also must wear a location water, blah, blah, blah, and find a job outside of Insurgents USA, a social justice group he founded that calls itself anti-fascist and protests police brutality.
	He also cannot possess firearms.
	Poor guy, he's just trying to protest police brutality.
	I think we, if I recall yesterday, we had him on tape saying, I'm going to burn it fucking down.
	I won't be surprised if it all gets pled down to probation or some other garbage.
	One thing I disagree with you on is punishment for crime.
	I don't know how you can talk to so many cops and not hear them bitch about how the system screwed all the work they did on getting the guy.
	Then the lawyers plea it down and he is out next week doing the same crap.
	For example, my house got broken into with a 16-year-old girl babysitting and my two-year-old daughter.
	The cops arrested him while he was in the house eating my chocolate chips.
	We pressed charges and got nothing from the county DA.
	We should have been mailed a package to fill out.
	It has been 1.5 years and nothing.
	We called, we even talked to the arresting officer nine months later, and he said he never got a summons or heard anything about it.
	I totally disagree with letting people out of prison because the standard go to prison is mostly pretty high.
	Well, not with Proud Boys.
	If you look at the arresting docs, not the charging docs, I think you would come to the same conclusion.
	To end, I have a would you rather, would you rather have your wife give you BJs whenever you want them or have her agree on 80% of your politics?
	Let's go with the BJs, my friend.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	But don't you think if you agree...
	I've been living for 20 years of her not agreeing with my politics.
	Really, it's just my life, but with infinite blowjobs.
	Gee, that's a tough one.
	But if you agreed on the politics, you might get more beach because you'd be like, not as much as this first offer, which is every single fucking morning.
	But yeah, the thing about prison is when we first came up with the Proud Boys' tenets, we were like, it's all part of the same parcel.
	Like, end the drug war, so now drugs are legal.
	Give everyone a gun.
	Now you're going to see crime plummet.
	And that would end prison.
	But yes, I understand.
	Shitheads like this guy who shot the Serb, he should just be fried.
	Put him on the electric chair.
	I was shocked to discover that Michael B. Jordan is not gay.
	He's with some black model who has...
	This is my idea of a perfect body, by the way.
	Michael B. Jordan.
	Girl.
	That's not fat.
	That's a perfect body.
	That ain't fat.
	That ain't fat.
	She paid a waste tax.
	Yeah, she's a model named Lori Harvey.
	All right, next letter.
	Laura Harvey.
	Wow, she's fucking insanely hot.
	I just assumed he was gay because he didn't have a girlfriend and he lived with his mom.
	Oh, he did live with her.
	That's right.
	So I went, fag.
	Apparently not.
	Laura Harvey.
	Or maybe this is all a scam?
	Because he slept with some 18-year-old and he knows it's about to come out?
	He's probably LA straight.
	Which just fucking dudes 80% of the time, and you get your 20% chicks just to kind of try it.
	Please don't read this aloud on the show.
	Why not?
	Have you considered a punctual daily live show?
	Yeah, the show takes like two hours to prepare, two hours to shoot, two hours to load.
	So I'd have to get up at the butt crack.
	Yeah, no butt crack.
	And I gotta fucking go to the gym every day.
	I did the body bag again today.
	To stay healthy for the subscribers.
	And I was getting pounded by Aquaman, and you're supposed to keep your elbows up and out of the way, but I was putting them down to block.
	And sometimes it was more painful than taking the hit to the padding.
	And now my elbow is so fucked up I can't put it down.
	Looks like Biden appointed another meme into federal bureaucracy.
	Here we go.
	Sir, we've already talked about that.
	Oh, we already talked about that.
	That's Dick Levine.
	Didn't this guy listen to the show?
	Yeah.
	That was recorded after he sent that.
	Please, folks at home, help us find that disheveled video of him.
	It's like five years old, and he looks like he got hit by the truck.
	And his makeup's all over the place.
	It's hilarious.
	You know what I'm really looking forward to is seeing people talk about him and not smile.
	Like Rachel today was amazing.
	She spoke about he's not even close to passing.
	Look at him.
	Look at his fucking face.
	Wait, no way.
	Wait, that's yes, way.
	That is that, right?
	No, that's not Dick Levine.
	Dick Levine started transitioning so long ago that you'll only find a black and white photo of him.
	I sent it to you.
	Because when we first discovered this clown, everyone started sending us pics.
	Go check your email.
	It's not in the notes, obviously.
	Right, right.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Oh, no, but I got this.
	I didn't get that email, but I did get this.
	I didn't send you the email of the Levine?
	Just look up Rachel Levine in the mailbag, and it'll come up.
	He looks, you're not going to be shocked.
	It's not like, oh, there's a guy with a mustache and a fucking mohawk.
	He looks exactly like Rachel Levine, believe it or not.
	Oh, wow.
	Yeah, that's pretty close.
	I want to go to like a press thing.
	I will never get a press credential, but as they're asking questions about COVID, I'm being like, who fucks you?
	And how does it pan out?
	What are you?
	Are you gay?
	Are you a lesbian?
	Do you like dicks in your butt?
	Do you like fucking pussies?
	What?
	Do you suck dicks?
	What are you?
	He expects everybody to be like, whoa, but then he notices everybody's looking like, we kind of want to know.
	Yeah.
	He's got a point.
	Security, get him out of here.
	And security's like, after you.
	So you don't get fucked in the ass?
	Yeah, that'd be fun.
	Metaphorically, oh my God, what a mess.
	It's like the elephant in the room when she's there.
	Everyone just smiles.
	I'm just hanging out with a woman.
	Like, how do you, when women, like, I would imagine women her age, the one with the black glasses, they probably have the same kind of conversation like, oh, God, my husband's always wanting sex.
	And I'm in menopause now.
	I'm like, calm down, right?
	And they look over at Rachel and she's like, I'm both a man and a woman, so I'm horny and not horny at the same time.
	Oh, menopause, huh, Rachel?
	Isn't it the worst?
	Like fucking Gigi Gorgeous going to the on sorry, going to the gynecologist and sitting in the stirrups with her fucking huge cock hanging out.
	And someone who studied vaginas for 10 years is looking at a dick in balls.
	What?
	And then Gigi's complaint is that the gynecologist made her feel really unsafe and really male.
	That person goes to a gynecologist.
	That person has a cock.
	That person's husband has a vagina.
	I don't think this couple realizes they're in a relatively normal, from a biological stance, heterosexual relationship.
	And yes, you can have a baby.
	Unfortunately, your husband will be the one carrying it.
	So she thinks she's a lesbian and her wife just happens to have a built-in strap on.
	It's Halloween 365 with these people.
	Oh, my God.
	Her fucking poor father.
	You know that the lesbian there with the hat is the heir to the Getty oil throne.
	Oh, yeah.
	All they do is photo shoots.
	I'm obsessed with them.
	I follow Gigi on Instagram.
	And I love whenever they have a picture of them standing together and you can see their feet.
	Yeah, look at that.
	The girl has little girl feet and the man has man feet.
	So she'll have like high-heel shoes that are this big.
	And then the husband will have these little, cute little cowboy boots that my daughter wore when she was 10.
	Yeah.
	So she tattoos your feet and stuff so you don't really notice.
	Rowdy Piper versus Adrian Adonis, WrestleMania 3.
	Okay.
	Hell yeah, brother.
	It's Gavin versus Trans.
	This better be good.
	I don't think it's going to be.
	It dropped twice.
	Adrian turned it loose.
	Adrian did not drop the two times though.
	Look at that move.
	I know.
	I have a good friend at my gym who would beat me up if I said this is fake.
	Is it Tommy?
	Yeah.
	What's this got to do with twins?
	Is the blonde twins?
	You can see his penis perfectly.
	And it's perfect.
	Okay, that was a boring fucking letter, dude.
	You're about 40 years too late on sending me wrestling videos.
	Nice little drop video from Quantum Leap.
	I'm retarded.
	This is Mark.
	It's better be good.
	Hey, Fatty!
	What is the snake diet?
	No, thank you.
	Try to have him time stamped next time, dumbass.
	Um.
	Anyways, watch how to be a man.
	There's a couple of guys messing around.
	You mean you were watching how to be a man.
	Teach Ryan how to be a man with your art.
	Gavin, you're his dad now, so you're the best dad we could hope for.
	My dad was a multiracial black guy that left me, so I get it.
	Hope y'all survive.
	I get it.
	Counting on your guidance.
	Listen, ma'am.
	My dad left.
	I get it.
	I get it.
	Luck.
	Check out this article.
	Actually, you know what?
	Before we get into that, let me just make a point real quick.
	That was a stupid letter.
	What is the meme?
	Maybe I'm getting...
	It's just a stupid joke.
	Maybe we get stupid letters because this is a stupid show because I'm dumb.
	This is the finding out we're dumb show?
	Yeah.
	This is scary.
	I don't like it.
	I thought you were smart.
	That's why I feel secure.
	Yeah, I don't think so, dude.
	Uh-oh.
	Like, when was World War I?
	That's why I made that big chart because I keep asking myself the same questions.
	I think World War II was like 39 to 45, and then maybe there was an eight-year break between the wars.
	Hey, computer, when was World War I?
	Wait, wait, wait.
	So World War I would be 20, I think like 25 to, no, maybe 1931 to 39?
	No, 35.
	31 to 35.
	I think it was before the 20s.
	Hey, computer, when was World War I?
	The First World War started in 1914 and ended in 1918.
	Yeah.
	I only know that because of Boardwalk Empire.
	Hey, computer, when was World War II?
	The Second World War started in 1939 and ended in 1945.
	So what?
	I already forgot World War I was at 1918?
	18 to 39, 28, 38, 21 years.
	That's a long ass time.
	I thought they were much closer to that.
	Stupid.
	Stupid.
	Who was the prime minister during World War I?
	I think he may have had a mustache.
	That's all I got.
	I could make up a name, Martin Bradley.
	Hey, Computer, who was the Prime Minister during World War I?
	There aren't any First World War American Prime Ministers.
	Hey, Computer, who was the British Prime Minister during World War I?
	According to an Alexa Answers contributor, David Lloyd George was prime minister of the United Kingdom during World War I and held the post from 1916 to 1922.
	Did that answer your question?
	Yep.
	And I think one of the reasons I'm so stupid.
	Oh, he did have a mustache.
	He wasn't a Lord.
	He was a Lloyd.
	He's probably a Lord, too.
	Hello, my Lord.
	Oh, my Lloyd.
	Lloyd, have mercy on us all.
	What if you find out that God is actually a guy named Lloyd?
	And this was all a huge misunderstanding.
	Black women fanning themselves.
	Lloydy, Lloydy, Lloydy.
	This is the clip you guys mentioned yesterday.
	Ryan kissed Gone Rock.
	Oh, God, no.
	Gotta go make it me trying to go for the makeup.
	Oh, my God.
	Keep going.
	Is this a fucking prank?
	Am I being pranked?
	Oh, my God.
	When Ryan wants to kiss you, people assume it's a prank.
	If you don't do it, we can't show how unified we are.
	Yeah, this is the jerk that tried to set it all up.
	How can we prove how together we are as a nation?
	We're unified.
	I'm a lesbian.
	Dear Gavin and the dictator of the independent and the sovereign republic of the fag zone, on season three, episode 59 of GML, you mentioned you had a dream to produce a prank reality TV talent show in which only average shitty performers go on stage.
	Not on stage.
	We feature them like 60 Minutes would.
	I don't know if you ever heard of it, but a similar show has already been made.
	It's called Superstar USA.
	The show had the same format as American Idol, only the judges would praise the shittiest singers with compliments and would ignore and shame the good ones.
	This goes on until the finals where the absolute worst singers in the U.S. go to sing in front of a live audience.
	They're completely unaware of how bad they are, and it is absolutely hilarious.
	To make things funnier, one producer was worried that the live audience members would be unable to respectfully compose themselves during the final performance and falsely informed them that the singers were all terminally ill, young people who were having a wish fulfilled by a charitable organization.
	Oh, that's right.
	That's very close, but that's not, let's look at it.
	That's not exactly what I'm saying.
	Here in Hollywood, home to the WB Superstar USA, it's the most anticipated show of the year.
	You know, people said we couldn't do it.
	People said we shouldn't do it.
	But we did.
	A book so ambitious, you won't believe your eyes or ears.
	Thousands of singers on vision, all believing that we were searching for America's best singer.
	But we're not.
	We're actually searching for America's worst singer.
	We enlisted dozens of crew members, teams of dancers, and hundreds of screaming fans, all to create the illusion of a real talent show.
	See, litigation ruined this kind of stuff.
	You'd be worried about getting sued today.
	This looks like it's the 90s, judging by his shirt.
	Mm-hmm.
	Early two.
	Forget vocal ability.
	We're looking for a true entertainer.
	Someone who is fun to watch.
	So do yourself a favor, American.
	Get ready.
	Our search for America's worst singer starts right.
	Or this.
	I'm a misfortune.
	It's back when you get home.
	Or this.
	Window and chipsman to the bone.
	Remember, Joe, it's not enough for singers to be bad.
	They have to believe they're great.
	I'm a superstar because I am a star in itself.
	I have charisma, and you guys will have to see.
	Why?
	Because we're about to find America's unlikeliest singing sensation and singing.
	Okay, that's cool.
	There's a judging.
	So you sent three licks.
	This is a guy's performance or whatever.
	And then this is the finals.
	So it's all Tone Lok.
	Thank you.
	All right.
	That's kind of cruel.
	Yes.
	Like when they're ugly, I like it when they're rich and blonde and happy.
	Just delusional.
	When he's just a 28-year-old virgin that's never had anyone like him before.
	And he's got balls to like.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I see him jumping off the fucking Golden Gate Bridge when he gets back to San Fran.
	Yo, Gabby, I found a statue of Kamala for two weeks from now when she takes over.
	Oh, dude.
	I don't know.
	That is a racist statue.
	By the way, remember when everyone was freaking out because Nick Ox was rumored to have a picture in his house of a Klansman carrying a black woman?
	Nick Ox is the guy who was arrested when he got off the plane in Hawaii.
	He's the Proud Boys, Hawaii guy.
	And his wife and kid are black.
	And there's a rumor that he has a, and everyone was freaking out that he had a picture of a Klansman carrying a black woman in his living room.
	I had to explain to Earth that that's clearly humorous.
	It's a joke.
	It's like the elephant in the room when you're a black and white couple, that people go, oh, race is, race is race.
	So they have that on the wall to sort of diffuse it and move forward.
	It's basically saying we're not uptight.
	Relax.
	But Don Lamon has the same thing.
	Don Lamon.
	Look up Don Lamon.
	What would you call this?
	I think it's called Black Americana, but it was like...
	Don Lamon kitchen.
	Yeah.
	Now he's a bed wench.
	And he's in a black and white relationship.
	Wait, why is this shit coming up?
	What did you look up?
	Don Lemon, Black Americana.
	Don Lemon Kitchen.
	Kitchen.
	I put the kitchen.
	Okay, Don Lemon Kitchen.
	Here we go.
	Actually, Don Lemon Kitchen should bring it up.
	Blackface Mammy in a house.
	Don Lemon Cookie, John Spa Hypocrisy Chick.
	Oh, my Lloyd.
	Yes.
	Wait, it's not coming up.
	Here we go.
	Here we go.
	Yeah.
	See, Don's doing the same joke.
	But it's okay when the left does it.
	And you're going to see.
	This is going to be the fucking hypocrisy epoch.
	The hypocrisy.
	Yeah.
	We're going to see so much fucking hypocrisy.
	Now that they're in control, they're going to get lazy.
	And they're just going to be doing fucking Nazi salutes and contradicting themselves.
	Manic Street Preachers, if you tolerate this, some guy wants us to listen to the Manic Street Preachers.
	No.
	Balls or pussy?
	Here's a question for you, Ryan, and everyone else to ponder.
	What do you think smelled worse?
	A caveman's balls or a cavewoman's pussy?
	Also, did the asshole smell the worst?
	Who had a worst smelling asshole?
	I think the pussies.
	I think the balls had plenty of air because if they wore what they wear with the loincloth, they get a lot of air.
	Balls only get Gross because they don't have a lot of air, right?
	Yeah.
	And the pussy is just always inside.
	Yeah, I would go with the balls being delicious in cave days.
	Yeah.
	I also heard that it just would balance itself out because it's so like if you don't wash yourself with soap for like 40 days, you'll smell like complete shit.
	And then after that, it'll balance itself out like stinky.
	All right, shut up.
	So here's another one.
	Just a small story from Regina.
	Who gives a fuck about Regina?
	I do.
	God, it's cold there.
	This is up in Canada.
	I'm from Vancouver.
	Everything east of us is shit.
	So he talks about this story where this woman, Canada Post employee, says he, sorry, he won't deliver hate mail.
	Now, I understand, if you're a black guy and there's nigger magazine that has some murdered black guy on the front, you're like, I shouldn't be subjected to this.
	I kind of get that.
	I'm against it.
	I think, well, I don't know how that magazine exists, but you know what I mean.
	Free speech is free speech.
	But the hate mail is the Epoch Times.
	This is how far the Overton window has shifted where the Epoch Times, which is totally benign.
	Like, let's go to the Epoch Times right now, shall we?
	Great news for $1.
	Oh, that's a subscribe.
	I guess I have to subscribe.
	I probably should subscribe.
	Let's see what the hate mail here is.
	Heavy military presence as Capital prepares for inauguration.
	By the way, just to be clear here, he's not going to be there.
	He's doing it on a Zoom call.
	And other people are contributing, like Jon Stewart, on a Zoom call.
	Yet there's 20,000 troops to stop proud boys.
	I don't know what.
	Did you find out why there are 59 inaugurations and only 47 presidents?
	I mean, 45 presidents?
	No.
	Because some have two terms.
	Oh.
	Yes.
	I didn't think of that myself.
	Somebody sent that in.
	So you get inaugurated twice?
	Yeah.
	Like Obama.
	Obama.
	See, I'm dumb.
	Me too.
	We're dumb.
	I'm way smarter than Ryan, but I'm still dumb.
	I think my IQ is maybe 100, and that means his is 50.
	It's quiet.
	Yeah, I know it's quiet.
	They're both stupid.
	Because neither of those are anything to write home about.
	Yeah, nice hate mail.
	There's not even anything about race anywhere here.
	That's just the news.
	CCP virus updates, mutations arise with the kid.
	Why aren't you showing the Epoch Times, dumbass?
	Look at that.
	Look at that hate mail.
	Now, I would say they're definitely anti-China, but that's the opposite of hate.
	That's love.
	To be anti-Satan, that's good.
	You can't hurt a Chinese person's feelings.
	Wait a minute.
	Sorry.
	You know what these annoying news feeds you're going to find in extreme left-wing propaganda?
	I happened to wake up at 2 a.m. this morning and I couldn't get back to sleep.
	After re-watching GOML on the latest video from EIU, I started scrolling through the bullshit news and saw this article.
	It infuriated me so much that I sent an email to Professor Kunt included in the article.
	And then, so this is a letter he wrote to this woman who was advocating for that.
	Regarding your so-called professional opinion that the Epoch Times is doing a good job of making it look like a legit newspaper, it's interesting that radical leftists like yourself never quote anything or point out any facts to back up your statement.
	It's also interesting that almost 100% of the lies and extremist rhetoric comes from the liberal media who band together, which, by the way, is what a conspiracy is, conspiring, to push a certain narrative out to the world.
	You also say there's a conspiracy theorizing and far-right rhetoric on their social media posts.
	Even if there was, so what?
	Are humans allowed to theorize?
	By the way, buddy, don't do two spaces after a period.
	It makes you look like a fucking high school student.
	Are they allowed to express an opinion?
	Is that all of a sudden a crime?
	I suppose it soon will be in Canada.
	The difference always, consistency, is that every news source I read or listen to from the right backs their opinions up with cold, hard, irrefutable facts, while every news source from the left does everything they possibly can to hide those facts.
	If you took a moment to look, instead of hiding your head in the sand, you would see hundreds of thousands of far-left extremist posts.
	Threats of violence, lies, incitements of violence put forth by the left-wing media outlets and their followers, mostly on Twitter, by the way.
	An actual journalist would probably do it, but I'm sure you won't.
	You should be embarrassed to consider yourself an expert on the subject.
	It's quite pathetic and embarrassing.
	Oh, you should be ashamed, sorry.
	You should be even more embarrassed that you use the word legit instead of legitimate.
	You are supposed to be a professor.
	Don't use lingo that a 14-year-old uses on TikTok.
	Keep on fighting the communist fight.
	I'll keep on fighting for freedom and equality for everyone.
	We'll see who wins.
	Here's a suggestion.
	Go listen to Gavin McInnes, Tim Poole, Laura Loomer, Steven Crowder, Ben Shapiro, Anthony Brian Logan, Dinesh D'Souza, Anthony Cumia, Ann Coulter, Nick DiPaulo, Lauren Chen, Michelle Malkin.
	Who's Anthony Brian Logan?
	I'm dumb.
	Do you know who that is?
	Well, you're dumber than me, so no.
	Ain't no chance.
	Oh, he's that black dude.
	Oh, my Lloyd.
	Lloydy, Lloydy.
	Lloyd.
	The Grand Inquisitors.
	Did y'all get a note of it?
	Would you wonder?
	That sounds like a black stern.
	Would you wonder?
	Oh, Robin.
	Oh, Robin.
	Um, uh-oh.
	All right, let's get to the final video.
	Oh.
	It says Gavin's all right, and the show is pretty tight.
	Gavin's alright and the show is pretty tight.
	Yeah, I gotta admit, I've been looking at I can't wait to end this show so I can reapply.
	Gavin's on point, I think it is.
	Gavin's on point, and the show is pretty tight.
	So here's a quick TikTok to end the show.
	It's funny.
	If I woke up tomorrow and didn't remember you, what's the first thing you would say to me?
	If you woke up like you forgot it, like you forgot about me?
	Like you didn't remember me?
	Yes.
	That's what I said.
	You want me to act it out?
	Like you wake up and you're screaming, like you're like, who are you?
	I grab you and I'm like, relax, okay?
	I'm your roommate.
	Alright?
	You're gonna see a lot of women in this house.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

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