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Jan. 18, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E61 - POLITICAL THEATER

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	It was Black Ladies, the Crystals.
	Crystals.
	Crystals.
	So that was Phil Spector producing that, and he just died.
	He murdered a woman, shot her in the mouth, declared a mistrial.
	He spent, threw a bunch of money on it.
	But he was famous for his wall of sound.
	He had many musical careers, work with the Beatles.
	He kind of invented all that sound.
	But it's supposed to be a big wall of sound.
	That doesn't sound like much of a wall.
	It sounded kind of tinny.
	I mean, we're playing it off YouTube, right?
	But how is that a wall of sound?
	It sounded like the opposite of that.
	It sounded like it sounded like kids playing kid instruments.
	You know?
	Let's see here.
	Let's try on Music YouTube.
	How's it a wall?
	Let's see if there's a better example.
	Because he was purported to have like, he'd have the piano, and then he'd put the piano below it, and below it, the same piano.
	So you just got this boom, boom, boom, boom.
	Play Be My Baby.
	That was his other big hit.
	He had a lot of hits.
	Made the sound.
	This better have a fucking wall.
	Building a great wall.
	Nice and bassy.
	Yeah, that's more of a wall.
	That's Ronnie Specter in the bottom there.
	Not closest to me, but next to her.
	He married Phil Spector.
	And he was a lunatic.
	He made a dummy to go in her passenger seat because he never wanted her to be alone.
	But there's times when he'd be at work.
	So she drove around with a guy who had a hat on, sunglasses.
	I think he had a scarf like this.
	Cigarette, yeah.
	He had a cigarette, sunglasses.
	Wow.
	Right down to the cigarette placed in his mouth in the angle of the hat.
	Among those 40 songs, he's had 40 top 100 hits.
	He's a rebel.
	Be my baby, we just heard.
	You've lost that love and feeling.
	Unchained melody.
	So that's interesting.
	And then what does this say?
	Take that jab and shove it.
	New York Dempo gets COVID shot in Florida.
	Says Cuomo too slow.
	Well, you know what Cuomo was doing?
	He didn't want the vaccine to work because it looks good for Trump.
	So he made all these restrictions with hospitals where they get fined if they did it wrong.
	And the hospitals were like, this isn't worth it.
	I'm throwing it out.
	They just threw it out.
	So he had people throwing the vaccine out just to save his political ass, just to win.
	Fucking scumbag.
	Him and de Blasio are some of the shittiest human beings ever.
	And we're going to get into that.
	I think COVID's over.
	Coincidentally, around January 20th, it's going to vanish.
	We've got a lot of gossip about the Capitol and Proud Boys and Tifa.
	This bizarre book is Republican Party Animal by David Cole.
	David Cole denied the Holocaust in the sense that he said it wasn't $6 million.
	And I believe he also said that they didn't use gas chambers.
	That's the sort of standard Holocaust denier tale.
	And as we brought up last week, even your best case scenario is really bad.
	You rounded up Jewish children.
	Anyway, he was on Jerry Springer and stuff.
	He was a real celebrity, but denying the Holocaust is not a popular stance.
	So he faked his death.
	He walked out.
	This is how you fake a death, by the way.
	We've talked about this before, right?
	You walk out into the water.
	You leave a suicide note.
	You walk out into the water.
	You swim as far as you can.
	A van picks you up, shave your head, whatever, and then you become a different guy.
	So he did.
	He became David Stein.
	And he became a pretty popular filmmaker, and he moved to Hollywood.
	But he started bragging about his crazy past.
	To his ex-girlfriend, she ratted him out.
	His life was overturned all over again.
	But he still takes a licking and keeps on ticking that guy.
	Not very popular with my Jewish friends.
	And I obviously don't advocate what he said, but it's not a boring book, man.
	Wow.
	Not a boring book.
	He killed a Holocaust denier, to be fair.
	By faking his death, he killed a Holocaust dinner.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, that's pretty good.
	No, I think the JDL hired assassins to have him killed.
	It was fucking crazy.
	Let's just start right into it.
	We've got a lot to tackle in a short amount of time.
	M ⁇ Ms killed a guy.
	One of their own.
	Look at that.
	They ripped him in half.
	The woman who did it was not very happy at how popular it became.
	It's pretty graphic.
	She's really good at comedy, right?
	They fucking killed him.
	That's the perfect way to phrase that joke.
	So some M ⁇ Ms are human?
	Or have human characteristics, and some are just dead?
	How about the countless M ⁇ Ms chewed up?
	Scroll down?
	I think someone did a male version.
	I mean, a human version.
	Yeah, there it is in the Bottom right.
	This is essentially what you're seeing.
	Also, in the news, we've got a massive caravan coming from Guatemala.
	And this is fascinating to me because Biden's in a real conundrum with his open border shit.
	He either has open borders, right?
	Or sorry, with open borders, he's got two problems.
	One, they come flooding in and you just started as president and we have fucking refugees, immigrants, illegals everywhere.
	So that makes you look bad.
	Or you round them up and put them in cages.
	That makes you look worse.
	So what do you do?
	I'll tell you what you do.
	You put it on Mexico.
	You go, here's a fucking 200 million to the president.
	He's pretty right-wing, this president.
	And you make Mexico clean up the mess.
	They tear gas them, murder them, whatever.
	It makes you look good.
	So that's what I predict is going to happen.
	Pathway to citizenship.
	What do you get when you do that?
	You get more immigration.
	You just rewarded it.
	It's this dumb mentality with a total lack of foresight.
	And I think politicians do it because they're only in office for like a little bit of time.
	I mean, Biden's been in forever, but he's only going to be president for probably a year.
	So you don't plan for the future.
	But if you reward something, you get more of it.
	If you tax something, you get less of it.
	You're taxing rich people?
	They're leaving New York.
	You reward illegal aliens?
	You get more illegal aliens.
	It's like they built the projects in the East Side, all over New York City.
	What's his name?
	The guy from The Cure, Robert Moses.
	They built all of these projects so poor people would have a place to stay.
	Yeah, but you're just going to make more poor people, dummy.
	This mentality that welfare and subsidized housing is just going to solve the problem, then everyone will get back on their feet.
	No, dude.
	They just got more.
	New York has fourth generation welfare.
	Mexico's immigration enforcement agency sent buses to Guatemala to help officials there deport Hondurans who were part of the caravan.
	That's a good idea.
	Nip it even farther in the bud.
	But there's no way these guys are making it past Mexico.
	Absolutely no way.
	Biden couldn't afford the PR.
	And everything we see these days is political theater.
	Everything.
	And that's what we're going to get into shortly.
	But speaking of theater, that's probably the name of this episode.
	Let's check in on COVID.
	We've got some funny stuff.
	So.
	If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.
	Your language is stupid.
	Fucking Chinese.
	Chinese virus ghost from China.
	Chinese asshole.
	Just keep your hands off my dog.
	That's our most racist intro, I think, out of all of them.
	So Don Trump Jr. was talking about this, theater, 1.3.
	It's just going away.
	The problem is vanishing.
	You see, COVID lockdowns have no clear benefit versus other voluntary measures.
	International study shows.
	And this is the hyper-lefty pro-lockdown newsweek.
	And Donald Trump Jr. says, anyone else think the timing of this information is coincidental?
	Hasn't Trump been saying this all along?
	Haven't Republican governors like Ron DeSantis been saying this for months?
	I wonder what changed.
	By the way, people were asking me, I did an interview with Canal Plouce this morning.
	Can you flip my thingamadoodle?
	And they were saying, do you think Trump will come back in 2024?
	Or maybe his son?
	No outsiders like Trump are ever getting near the White House ever again.
	They did this as a joke.
	Remember, John Sullivan was begging, begging Trump to run.
	When Ann Coulter brought it up on Bill Maher, the whole studio audience laughed hysterically at how stupid she is for thinking Trump would win.
	George Clooney, there's not going to be a President Trump.
	All of them laughed.
	Anyone.
	So they're never doing that again.
	Everyone is coming from inside the swamp.
	So all we can hope for is someone who's swamp-esque, but is on our side, like Ron DeSantis, Matt Goetz.
	Those are our only guys, I think, moving forward.
	But will it be 2024?
	I predict Biden will just be unable to do anything within a year.
	Oh, here we go.
	Do it.
	Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke.
	People think that Donald Trump is a clown.
	Donald Trump is a clown.
	I mean, does anybody seriously think that Donald Trump is serious about running for president?
	Donald Trump, you know, he's a clown.
	But like he moderated.
	We've all seen that video.
	Tom Hanks is my favorite one.
	When pigs fly.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So it's going to drop on January 20th, and that's going to look great for Biden because the economy will come soaring back up.
	And it's amazing how these fucking assholes used a global pandemic to further their political gains.
	Remember, what's her name?
	Barbarella, Jane Fonda.
	She said, COVID was God's gift to the left.
	This is what really shocks me about the pandemic, is how people didn't go, holy shit, olds and fats are dying.
	This is terrible.
	They went, what can I do?
	How can I use this?
	And Antifa used it to exacerbate their riots.
	They used the suffering to really show incredible devastation, economic devastation.
	It's one thing to hurt a country when they're thriving.
	It's another when they're down on their knees and just kick them when they're down.
	That's what Antifa did.
	And then the left used it with mail-in ballots and Cuomo and de Blasio ruined New York.
	New York's done.
	It's not recovering.
	And they ruined New York for political gain.
	I thought this was a funny meme, 1-3.
	Spooky meme.
	You got it, the Bill Gates one.
	I remember when this guy Used to create viruses in Windows and then sell the antivirus.
	Those were good times.
	I wonder what he's doing now.
	Fucking scary, huh?
	This is my favorite kind of joke, by the way.
	A true joke.
	But it reminded me of the OxyGuy.
	What's 1-4?
	1-3?
	Oh, that's 1-4.
	1-5.
	What was 1-3 then?
	Oh, yeah, we did that.
	So, yeah, 1-5.
	Richard Sackler, member of family behind OxyContin, was granted patent for addiction treatment.
	Now, this was the guy, this is like, we haven't talked about this in a while, but remember for a while we were talking about Satan and we were getting less metaphorical?
	And we were like, no, no, no, like a red dude.
	Like, I used to just mean Satan, you know, like bad things that happen.
	It's just a word.
	And now I'm like, no, no, no, like hoofs and horns.
	Like the Sackler is that level of evil, the Sackler family.
	They incentivize doctors to over-prescribed oxy.
	And how many opioid deaths?
	I used to have it written on the board here.
	I think it's...
	How many opioid deaths do we have a day?
	We got computer.
	Hey, computer!
	How many people overdose on opioids every day?
	Hmm.
	I don't know that one.
	You suck.
	Just look it up, computer.
	Computer, Ryan.
	I think it's...
	20,000, right?
	20,000 a day?
	It's 20 or 120.
	20,000 a day?
	The streets would be empty, dude.
	Wait, wait, what was that?
	Opioids?
	I need opioids specifically.
	Anyway, you can look that up on your own time.
	But yeah, the Sackler family incentivized, they killed thousands of people, started an epidemic in this country.
	This is why I'm so bored of fucking white supremacy and all this other proud boy shit when you go, I think every American I know knows someone who died of an opioid overdose.
	My bartender downstairs, his son recently passed away.
	It's everywhere.
	It's not rich, it's not poor.
	Talk to a fucking fireman, too, about fentanyl overdoses.
	It affects the blue collars, too, in a big way.
	Remember they were putting it in Coke for a while?
	Anyway, he does all that, gets the nation addicted, and then sells the fucking cure.
	It's like that superhero villain type shit.
	Also in the COVID news, De Blasio is getting shit for going to his gym, and his defense is, I'm saving you all.
	He's got this exact same attitude as Cuomo.
	He can't believe how awesome he is.
	So I need to be in good shape in order to save you.
	You can't go because you're just a loser plebe.
	I'm your leader.
	The leader has to be fit.
	And I'm taking a risk by going there, actually.
	Yeah, it's dangerous for me.
	I got some exercise.
	I got no exercise whatsoever over the weekend.
	I was in this building a huge percentage of the time.
	I need exercise to be able to stay healthy and make decisions.
	I'm going to figure out some new way to do it going forward.
	I did not for a moment think there was anything problematic because I knew the dynamics.
	And again, I have to stay healthy so I can make the decisions for the people of the city.
	Get some exercise.
	Dude, even this is like the sign language guys pushing.
	The sign language guys are even like, ah, I can't believe I have to fucking say this shit.
	Wow.
	What an absolute effing loser.
	Did you find out the opioid thing?
	You know, it's like they're avoiding giving me an actual number here.
	Well, if I find it before you do, you're fired.
	So I'm going to go opioid deaths per year.
	Oh, per year?
	I was going to say that.
	I'm going to divide it by 365.
	Drug overdoses involve died from drug involved.
	About 41 a day?
	Drugs deaths rose from 38,000 in 2010 to 70,000 in 2017.
	2018, but those are just drug overdoses.
	I need opioids.
	Fuck.
	It says in 2018 there was about 41 a day, the equivalent to 41 a day.
	Of opioids.
	Yeah, so 15,000 deaths, like right here, this one?
	Okay, so black on black crime is 20 a day.
	I think 250 Christians are killed a day.
	And we have in America 40 a day for opioids.
	So, sorry, that's what I was getting at earlier when I talked about Proud Boys.
	40 a day, every single day, a classroom of kids dies.
	And we're focused on some dude who wore buffalo fucking horns and walked into the Capitol.
	Anyway, we'll get to that after we discuss racism because Kamala Harris is a fucking joke, and I think it's going to be a very amusing four years, especially when Biden pieces out and she becomes the president, which is going to happen in a year, I'd say.
	Let's talk about racism that was racist, guys.
	There's no way Joe Biden can last eight years.
	I will eat...
	Guys, stay tuned.
	Write this down.
	I will eat my hat if he makes it eight years.
	I'll sit down here.
	Allow me to break it up.
	I'll get like a fedora or baseball hat or something, and I will eat it live on the air.
	Wash it down.
	That's not poisonous, right?
	It's just cloth.
	Hat?
	No.
	Goats eat it all the time.
	Goats eat tin, dude.
	What if this was your hat?
	Little gummy hats.
	So this is, let me just make something clear.
	Kamala Harris is half Indian, half Jamaican.
	Her mother was an affluent cancer doctor.
	She spent her formative years in Montreal.
	I'm from Montreal.
	I spent my formative years there.
	I was there at the same time as her.
	She lived in Westmount, which is like the upper west side.
	It's mostly Jewish, mostly white.
	0.0% racism.
	If anything, French people, Montrealers, English Jews, Montreal Jews, fawn over blacks.
	So she was cherished.
	That's the worst it can get.
	Either ignored, her race was either ignored or they worshiped the ground she walked on.
	They're all gone now.
	With separatism, they left.
	Well, that was 1970.
	So there were still some there, but that used to be about five times the population that it was when Kamala was there.
	But anyway, very pro-diversity school.
	And you have to understand the other thing about Quebec is it's all about language, French versus English.
	So no one even mentions race.
	That's what really shocked me when I moved to America in the late 90s.
	I was like, race?
	What?
	Like what their parents, the melanin thing?
	That's what you guys, that's all you fucking people talk about?
	I'd never discussed it.
	I never, you don't notice it.
	Like, if you're at a party and it's French and English people, inevitably, by the end of the night, the English people are on one side speaking English and the French people are on the other side speaking French.
	The black guy, well, he would go whether he was English or French to that side.
	The race wouldn't be a thing.
	Anyway, check out Kamala Harris pretending that her parents always told her life would be hell.
	And as this Tom Elliott points out, what the fuck voice is she doing when she does everyone rich?
	I was raised to not hear no.
	Let me be clear about it.
	So it wasn't like, oh, the possibilities are immense.
	Whatever you want to do, you can do.
	No, I was raised.
	The drone was coming in her fucking slacks.
	So it wasn't like, oh, the possibilities are immense.
	Whatever you want to do, you can do.
	No, I was raised to understand.
	She's looking at a baby panda.
	You want to suck her toes?
	Her toes went viral over the weekend.
	A picture of her socks went everywhere.
	No, I was raised to understand.
	Many people will tell you it is impossible.
	But don't listen.
	I mentor a lot of people, and I tell them that there will be people who will say it's not your turn, it's not your time, no one like you has done it.
	Stop.
	And I'll tell them.
	Who says that?
	That's such a, this is like that shit about what was she wearing when she got raped, the judge wanted to know.
	Bullshit.
	No one says that in court.
	You were wearing short shorts.
	They might have said that in 1948.
	I don't know.
	I wasn't around.
	They don't say that now.
	And no one goes up to a fucking black person or an Indian person in Montreal and goes, don't try.
	You won't make it.
	It's not your time.
	Can you, I can't even imagine that.
	Hey, I was thinking of going into chemistry next year.
	Wrong.
	You're brown.
	What?
	It's such a made-up, stupid lie.
	That's the thing that drives me nuts about all of this stuff.
	I just go, sit down and think of that for a second.
	Just think of it.
	Like white supremacy.
	I'm sorry to keep coming back to that.
	But if it's so powerful and it's so systemic and it dominates everything, then why don't more people say they're that?
	Because it's apparently everywhere.
	It's the thing.
	So why wouldn't you just be part of that awesome thing that gives you superpowers overnight?
	I don't understand.
	And by the way, if white supremacy dominates the justice system and politics and the White House and schools and it's just everywhere, then why are you a fucking pariah if even word gets out that you might be like that?
	It's just not logical.
	Think of all the people you know.
	And if they went, hi, I want all blacks to go back to Africa.
	How?
	What?
	In fact, I think the only person I've ever met who said that was Richard Spencer.
	And I said what I just said.
	I said, how?
	Cruise ships?
	And he goes, we've conquered bigger problems.
	We'll figure it out.
	What about a black and white hell apple that's married?
	Do they have to get a divorce?
	They're madly in love.
	We're like, no, you're getting divorced.
	She's going to Kenya.
	Anyway, you got to see.
	The reason I put this is not because of her bullshit lie.
	But wait, it's only one second.
	But wait, you see the journalist's reaction at the end?
	I think she caught it.
	Don't you listen, and then I will go on to tell them I eat no for breakfast.
	There have been.
	Dude, that might be a drop.
	Yeah.
	We have to put a sound effect to that, though.
	Look at her.
	I eat no for breakfast.
	I can't believe you used a metaphor with breakfast.
	I'm sure Trump would get similar treatment from her, right?
	And then also in racism and also involving Kamala Harris, pronouncing her name wrong is a microaggression.
	Oh, yeah, of course.
	Try being named Gavin McInnes and living in New York City with fucking Puerto Ricans everywhere.
	Yo, Magenga.
	Cabby Aines?
	Cabby Aines, I got.
	The Mick just vanished.
	G becomes C's.
	Puerto Ricans randomly replace consonants all the time.
	Jushu ga biba.
	Mini van is too hard.
	It's a biba.
	They even speak Spanish weird.
	They take the S or the T out of like esta.
	They're like, eta.
	They take that S out.
	Yeah, they're like Glaswegians.
	They're lazy.
	And so Glaswegians instead of like, what are you doing?
	Like, what are you doing?
	Yeah.
	Like, and all that, by the way, shouldn't be there.
	But they go, oh, that way we.
	By the way, why are you showing your email, you fucking tard?
	Whoops.
	So yeah, go to 1-8.
	The micro-assault of mispronunciation.
	Click on the second picture.
	The care we take to get names right is increasingly under scrutiny as Kamala Harris takes office.
	So let's make sure we always pronounce her name wrong starting today.
	What is the actual pronunciation?
	Kamala?
	I bet it's Kamala.
	I thought it was Kamala.
	She pronounces it differently in different times, by the way.
	Like Kanye.
	And then he was like, Kanye.
	Yeah.
	Pronunciation.
	No, how do you pronounce Kamala?
	Dude, you have to take a night course in Googling.
	Here's The right way to say her name.
	Load it up.
	Load it up.
	Come on.
	Come on, boys.
	I don't sure I trust her.
	Not Camela.
	Kamala.
	It's Kamala.
	Kamala Harris.
	Okay, Kamala.
	From now on, it's Kamala.
	Camela.
	All right, now we get juicy.
	Ready?
	I got some neutron bombs to drop on your black ass.
	We don't have a thing for the Capitol storming because we're probably not going to be talking about it for a little while.
	Not election.
	By the way, I looked for a Biden statue to replace the Trump one, and he's asking $100.
	All right, the Capitol.
	So we have a major problem on the left.
	The narrative is Proud Boys and white supremacists, arm in arm, stormed the Capitol building on January 6th, and they used Parlor to plan it.
	White supremacy is a huge problem.
	They're all domestic terrorists.
	They're going to kill Mike Pence and Kamala Harris.
	So they Have to be stopped.
	And there was a lot of planning that went on before January 6th.
	I honestly think that my tweet could have had Parlor shut down.
	Where did I put that?
	Yeah, because it was shortly after.
	And you know the incredible power Gav has at shutting shit down.
	Anyway, it's farther away.
	So that's the narrative, right?
	But what's happening now is we're seeing that Antifa was very involved.
	And this one guy, John Sullivan, was the one goading everyone to do it.
	Nope.
	And I think he got that, what's her name, Amy Babbitt?
	I think he got her killed because he said, go, go!
	Move, move, move, jump, jump.
	And little did she realize, nope, don't show anything until I say, she was jumping.
	I think she was jumping into Mike Pence's secluded area because the guy who shot her had a suit on.
	I saw this.
	So, 1-9, we have, it looks like there's this radical Syrian, not a Syrian, a radical anarchist who was fond over and vice.
	And he was the cool Antifa guy who went to Syria.
	But the FBI just arrested him.
	And he was said to have plotted attack on Trump gatherings in Tallahassee.
	He was also involved in January 6th.
	He wanted to go down there and kill people.
	And he's involved in planning stuff for January 20th.
	So now the left's darlings are involved in this thing.
	So this is what I predict the left will do.
	They'll say it wasn't really planned.
	It was spontaneous.
	That way they might be able to still pin it on Trump supporters and they don't get tangled up with this guy.
	But he's not the only one.
	2-0.
	Or is this?
	No, this is the same Syrian guy again?
	I think this is the guy I was just talking about.
	2-0.
	This is the.
	Yeah.
	Antifa supporter Daniel Allen Baker was just arrested for plotting an attack on Trump supporters on inauguration day.
	He trained in Syria.
	The YPG was featured in Vice.
	In 2020, participated in the Chaz insurrection in Seattle.
	Uh-oh.
	This is what.
	They don't want that.
	It has to be a Proud Boy.
	And then this other dude, John Sullivan, which is kind of spooky in meta because Proud Boys was started at a bar called John Sullivan.
	Oh, yeah.
	35th Street.
	But here he is a few years ago.
	He was an Olympic hopeful and he was so cherished that he did an Uber commercial.
	I guess I'll have to disavow.
	My dream is to be world champion.
	Every single day, six hours a day.
	I wouldn't be able to do that.
	It's just not possible.
	Uber allows me that flexibility.
	Fucking train.
	Spend more time on the ice.
	I am John Sullivan.
	I'm a world-class speed skater.
	Just go round around in circles for six hours?
	That would drive me insane.
	There's no other time.
	He went from skating on the ice to trying to get on his side.
	Antifa ruins life.
	Because Antifa ruined his life.
	Sorry, I missed your joke there.
	He went from skating on the ice to trying to defund ice.
	Okay.
	That was 2-1?
	Yeah.
	So 2-2, he decides he's going to pursue radical politics.
	And look how totally fucking shameless he is.
	Like, Proud Boys aren't allowed.
	If Proud Boys murmur some edgy meme on Telegram, it's on the front page of the Washington Post the next day.
	But this guy can stand up on a pedestal and say, we're going to fucking destroy the world.
	What's going on, everybody?
	My name's John Sullivan.
	I'm from Salt Lake City, Utah.
	My group is Insurgents USA.
	We fucking about to burn this shit down.
	Fuck this shit.
	Insurgents USA?
	Literally a domestic terrorist.
	Yeah.
	Fucking.
	Anybody out here seeing that white militia guy shoot three kids?
	Yeah.
	Fuck that guy.
	And I will tell you this shit.
	In Utah, a whole bunch of white militia came out there, formed against our group.
	We out there strapped.
	We out there ready to burn that shit down.
	We out there to defend our fucking selves.
	We got to defend ourselves now too.
	We do.
	It's power to the people.
	Power to the people.
	Power to the people.
	Damn right.
	We got to fucking...
	We got to fucking rip Trump out of that office right over there.
	Fucking pull him out that shit.
	Nah, nah, we ain't about to fucking wait until the next election.
	We about to go get that motherfucker.
	I ain't about that shit.
	Because you know what time it is?
	I want y'all to be after me.
	It's time for revolution.
	It's time.
	It's time.
	For revolution.
	For revolution.
	It's time.
	It's time.
	For revolution.
	For a revolution.
	Thank you guys.
	I appreciate y'all.
	Be safe, be blessed.
	Be safe, be blessed.
	How do you be blessed?
	Just be.
	But blessed.
	I got to get more blessed.
	2-3, here he is bragging about posing as a Trump supporter and storming the Capitol.
	Not good for the narrative.
	Caught on video, Antifa protester, John Sullivan, brags about posing as Trump supporter, breaking window at U.S. Capitol during riots.
	The window that Amy Gabbitt went in and was subsequently shot in the neck.
	Babbitt.
	There he is, wearing a Trump hat.
	Footage obtained by the Gateway Pundit.
	This guy's fucked.
	And he says he was there reporting.
	But in the reports, you can hear him saying, let's go, let's go, jump in, go, go, go.
	God, Gateway Pundit is the ugliest site in the world.
	And then he was on CNN.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	See, this is where the narrative really gets fucked for them.
	Because they glorified it.
	CNN.
	I sure do.
	That's the worst thing I've said.
	Can we see the footage, please?
	Click on it.
	Imagine him to film me.
	He pretended he's just a journey.
	By no means am I there on the Trump side or the MAGA side?
	With the Palestinian scar.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, I'm just anti-government type shade.
	Jade, hold, hold this.
	Let's fuck this shit up.
	If we don't get it, we're gonna burn this shit down.
	Hang any people, let's go.
	This shit's ours.
	This shit's ours.
	I can't believe this is reality.
	We accomplished this shit.
	We did this shit.
	By the way, we called this, remember?
	And I gotta a lot of shit for it, too.
	People said, don't fucking say this was Antifa.
	I said, it's about 10% Antifa, and they were the ones who initiated the storming.
	Keep going.
	What's up, bro?
	Well, they already broke the window, so, you know, I didn't know I had it that hard.
	No one got that on camera.
	What real quality is this?
	Oh, my God.
	We did this shit.
	We took this shit.
	What's up, bro?
	Fucking moron.
	Yeah.
	Fucking good.
	Well, they already broke the window, so, you know, I didn't know I had it that hard.
	I didn't know I had that hard.
	All right, 2-4.
	Don't do that, the Trump supporter system.
	Oh, so they were trying to stop him from destroying the place.
	So he's arrested.
	He tried to go with the journalism thing where Nick Ox has a point and this guy does not.
	Welcome back to Actionable Intelligence.
	I'm Eric Graytons.
	We are joined now by Just the News founder and editor-in-chief, John Solomon.
	John, thank you so much for joining us.
	What is the setup?
	Justthenews.com.
	We just have a brand new breaking story.
	It's up on the website now.
	Please let our viewers know.
	The first acknowledgement by the FBI that a liberal anarchist participated in the Capitol riots last week.
	Remember, we've been told this is all MACA People Only.
	Today, John Sullivan of Utah, a man who's previously been charged in a riot in Utah for the summer, remember when we had the bad summer riots?
	He was charged with participating in a violent riot where a person was shot.
	Today, he was charged by the FBI with participating in the Capitol riots, entering unlawfully to the Capitol, encouraging people to set fires, to take things.
	This is a man who portrayed himself as being in the Capitol as a journalist.
	The FBI called his buff today.
	They've charged him, I believe, with three counts.
	The first non-Trump or non-MAGA person to be charged.
	I'm hearing that there are others that the FBI are looking at.
	This is going to become, as we said last night, much more complicated picture of what really happened.
	And the press is going to just drop it.
	They're going to drop the whole it was planned thing.
	But I think the beauty of these fucking Bolsheviks and liars is the story doesn't last long.
	You know, the truth runs marathons, lies run sprints, but within that sprint, they get a lot done.
	So they managed to kill Parler during the sprint.
	Now, Parler's not going to come back.
	You think Parler's lawyers are going to go, oh, there was Antifa there too?
	Okay, we're back in.
	No, they're already gone.
	And here's some more evidence of Antifa planning it.
	This is from Bernard Carrick.
	Remember our old police commissioner?
	2-6?
	Yeah, so just get that set up.
	There's a door to the right.
	That's a cop.
	Doors on the top.
	We need a plan.
	We need enough people.
	We need to push forward.
	Okay.
	Door right here.
	Downstairs.
	People round him.
	Okay.
	I've been in the other room.
	Black block there.
	But the other problem with the sprint lie is you have to be pretty curious to know who John Sullivan is, to know who Ashley Babbitt is, to know who this Syrian anarchist guy is.
	But if you're fucking lazy and someone hands you a narrative, you're just like, fine, I'll eat it.
	And then they take that stupid narrative and start pontificating like it's a fact.
	And they come up with a bunch of absolute garbage horseshit.
	Like, listen to Sarah Silverman, my good pal Sarah.
	Listen to this absolute fucking drivel.
	I'm happy that domestic terrorists are being treated like domestic terrorists.
	That makes me hopeful.
	You know, these are all sorts of people.
	So she's talking about the people in the Capitol building getting arrested, and she's glad because they're domestic terrorists.
	I don't know.
	I don't recall hearing her say anything about Chaz or Chop or the 10 months of riding from Adeva.
	They're not domestic terrorists.
	Aside from blatant racism, which, you know, can you say aside from blatant racism?
	Aside from racism.
	Can I have to say something sexist?
	I'm sick of hearing women say the word racism with authority.
	Like that French chick.
	She goes, what did you think of Shali Abdou?
	And I was like, you have an Islam problem.
	Yes, we do.
	I'll concede that.
	But we also have a problem with racism.
	France is very racist.
	Shut the fuck up.
	I'm done.
	I'm just probably watching this right now.
	I'm just so sick of such a broad allegation with no evidence.
	Oh, I have a French name, and I will get a job easier than someone named, say, Mohamed.
	Yeah, because you have a terrorism problem.
	You had like three major terrorist attacks, I think in the same year: Battaclan, the Charlie Ebdo, and then I guess part of Batta Clan was that kosher grocery store.
	Fucking, yeah, I would agree that France is racist.
	They're called Arabs, and they fucking hate Jews.
	They're anti-Semites.
	Wear a yarmulke in northern Paris.
	A guy did it.
	He wore a yarmulke around northern Paris and filmed himself, and he was getting spat on.
	People were calling him Jew Jwiff.
	They were threatening him.
	It was a nightmare.
	Anyway, go back to Sarah.
	You don't have to dig that up.
	And by the way, not all of them are racist, which is irrelevant because most of them are, and the rest go along with it.
	So what's the difference?
	So why go along with it?
	Because she thinks.
	Who are these extra people, the people that go along with it?
	Okay, so to be clear, the people who storm the Capitol are...
	No, we're going to go back to that.
	The people who storm the Capitol are racists.
	They were white supremacists.
	I don't know where you get that from.
	I guess there was the one guy who had the Confederate flag.
	So because of him, and by the way, I'm not even accepting that the Confederate flag guy was racist.
	Billy Idol used to wear a Confederate flag for Rebel Yell.
	Up until very recently, it just meant rebel.
	Guys, upstate, when you go to like a monster truck rally, you'll see Confederate flags upstate in upstate New York.
	You know what it means in upstate New York?
	I hate Manhattan.
	Fuck this city.
	We're upstaters.
	We have no interest in the city.
	That's what it means.
	When you drive down 95, if you're going to Delaware, there's a Confederate flag that's bigger, the size of 10 of these studios.
	Huge Confederate flag.
	So is everyone involved in that area racist?
	No.
	So I'm not accepting that.
	But to just call all of these people racist, I think it was dumb to storm the Capitol, but I got why they were angry.
	And race had nothing to do with it.
	They were mad about the election.
	They're mad about the media.
	They're mad about these fake narratives, like, ironically, the one Sarah's pushing right now.
	Groups, MAGA, QAnon heads.
	These people form friendships and a feeling of belonging.
	Yeah.
	And so do comedy clubs.
	Camaraderie that I think they've never experienced before.
	Where'd you get that from?
	What?
	She's such an authority on all these.
	So all those people are racist and they've never felt like they belonged before they stormed the Capitol.
	You can't just invent facts.
	Look at her.
	She's so wise.
	But she's also wondering, like, you tell penis jokes about Jesus.
	You're not an authority on anything but being rude.
	It's a sacred feeling, and it becomes far more important, far more precious, far more sacred than facts.
	You're not saying facts, and you're talking about how important facts are as you make up lies about people you don't know.
	Love.
	Even if they get that pang in their gut that this maybe is no good.
	Maybe what they're involved in is based on a big lie.
	You mean on lies.
	They don't want to lose that sense of belonging to something.
	Not to mention the very realistic fear of repercussions.
	You know, this is disseminated down from a leader whose power comes from people knowing that he is vindictive.
	I'm lost.
	I don't know what that was.
	This is Chinese.
	We should have put this in the COVID section.
	This is the weirdest thing.
	This is a crazy Chinese disease.
	This is on your show because you're supposedly like a political guy who's funny, and then she's supposed to be a comedian who's trying to be political.
	But like, what's happening in the show?
	Okay, so let's look at these violent racists, shall we?
	2-8?
	Let's see them.
	Let's see what domestic terrorism looks like from the right.
	Hold on to your hats, folks.
	This is NSFW.
	Fucking hey, man.
	Glad to see you guys.
	You guys are fucking patriots.
	Look at this guy.
	He's got covered in blood.
	God bless him.
	You good, sir?
	You need medical attention?
	I'm good.
	Thank you.
	Any chance I could get you guys to leave the Senate wing?
	I'm just making sure they can disrespect the place.
	Okay, just want to let you guys know this is a place to be secure this place.
	Any chance you guys could leave the Senate wing?
	I know.
	I'm just making sure they don't disrespect place.
	I'm actually security here.
	I'm making sure that.
	So that's the violent mayhem that's justifying all of this censorship, all of these arrests.
	This is the extremism they're using.
	And Smarty Pants, Boring Face, 29.
	What's his name?
	He's always on Tucker.
	And it's like, the guy's a absolute genius, Victor Davis Hansen, one of the smartest people in America.
	But boy, is he dull on TV.
	Victor, have a scotch.
	Say fuck.
	You got to spice up your television appearances.
	But anyway, he wrote a really good article about all this that sums up everything I'm saying.
	What's it called again?
	Big tech and the left unleash, let loose the electronic octopus.
	Thousands of scared social media users retreated to the more conservative site Parlor.
	But in near unison, after they had been sequestered, Google, Apple, and Amazon removed Parlor from their platforms.
	And then he starts talking about all this other stuff that the left has gotten away with.
	And we just saw, we just saw the right's evil, right?
	You lie on the floor and you talk about a plastic bullet and then you say hey to some cops.
	The Vicki Osterwhale book in defense of looting, which was a justification for theft and property destruction, came out last summer amid the Antifa and Black Lives Matter unrest.
	The author was even featured on national public radio in a largely sympathetic interview.
	Is Madonna banned from Social media?
	Shortly after the 2017 inauguration, she voiced a desire to blow up the White House with the Trump family in it.
	Is AK-47 toting rapper Raz Simone banned from social media?
	He took over a swath of downtown Seattle last June and declared it an autonomous zone.
	For weeks, his armed guards reigned supreme without worry of police.
	There were at least four shootings and two deaths in and around Simone's kingdom.
	He was neither prosecuted nor deplatformed from social media.
	The lyrics of his song, Shoot at Everyone, are full of racial slurs, stereotypes, and allusions to violence.
	The song is posted on YouTube, and Simone still enjoys a large social media presence.
	And by the way, they keep talking about these five dead.
	There was our girl who, by the way, she was in a thrupple.
	More right-wing feminism.
	There was the MAGA chick who was shot.
	And FBI, when I say our girl, I mean a woman who was MAGA.
	She wasn't part of my secret cabal.
	Then there was a cop who had a heart attack because he accidentally tasered his balls.
	Then there was a guy who had another heart attack like three days later.
	And then there was someone who committed suicide.
	So it's not like five people were trampled to death in the Capitol.
	But that's the narrative.
	The sprint is gone.
	Us curious folks who care about the truth, we keep digging and we discover that there's complexity in life.
	There's nuance.
	There's anarchists from Syria.
	There's John Sullivan.
	There's Antifa caught planning the attack.
	The attack was also relatively benign.
	And the deaths are exaggerated.
	And you have a lot of fucking deaths coming from the left that were ignored all year.
	I remember when we started talking about this, we were like, there's been over two months of rioting.
	How naive.
	It's a year now.
	It's been a fucking year.
	There he is in defense of looting, 3-0.
	This person is totally popular.
	Wait, what are you doing?
	Yeah.
	The hypocrisy.
	What the?
	I guess it's becoming a chick or the chick's becoming a dude?
	Sometimes people can be so ugly, you're not sure what area of the transition they're going through.
	The criminal actions of rioters of Black Lives Matter are fine with the Democratic Party, one of America's two largest party.
	Vicky Osterwell's book in defense of looting encourages the radical left and BLM's criminal acts of violence, including looting.
	Yeah, we already covered that.
	What's this?
	More carnage, 3-1?
	So they're using this lie that there was white supremacy domestic terrorism to justify shutting us out, closing us down.
	One of these riots was not like the others.
	So we have what looks like Portland.
	You know, D.C. was on fire when Trump won.
	Jeez.
	Look at that.
	Chairs burned to shreds.
	And then there's the Capitol.
	A person of color has to pick up that garbage.
	That's so disturbing seeing a person of color pick up water bottles.
	It's jarring.
	And again, 3-2, we disavowed this.
	Here's a tweet you can use to send to your friends where on December 22nd, I said don't go.
	Noble Beard agreed.
	I think Anculta.
	I think Ancolter is going to retweet that.
	Go down, though.
	Let's see what the reaction is.
	How many followers does that account have?
	I think 8,000 or something like that.
	Okay.
	I love the Prude Boys.
	So here's some chick.
	You mean they didn't choose to self-incriminate and conveniently provided a totally normal rock-solid alibi that didn't sound contrived at all before the event occurred?
	A Christmas miracle.
	Great acting, by the way.
	See?
	You can't win.
	If you said, don't do this, it's a bad idea.
	You were acting.
	And we're going to get to this in a bit.
	My favorite new thing with Proud Boys is talking about multiracial whiteness, which is the most clown world term I've ever heard.
	Although there was multiracial white supremacy at the Daily Beast.
	So now the Daily Beast and Washington Post have a Venn diagram of ID logs.
	So I think that post may have got Parlor shut down because it was a fucking nail in the coffin of the narrative.
	But CNN are working their little buns off to use this shit and COVID, by the way, misinformation and COVID.
	They don't really care what lie they use to shut down the competition.
	So they want to get rid of One American News.
	Parlor was just the beginning.
	Don't think that they're done shutting us down.
	And this site is under siege.
	In fact, I think we finally have our payment processor back up.
	I haven't been talking about it because I didn't want to jinx it and I didn't want the Streisand effect to make it worse.
	This suit is too small for me now.
	Look at that.
	But if I stand normal, it fits perfectly.
	Sorry.
	And so Stripe, I'll tell you the whole story now because I feel like we're in the clear.
	Stripe shut us down and kept our data.
	So we were going to have to re-sign everyone from scratch.
	Now, go to a party, tell everyone in the bar to leave and walk around the block and come back in.
	What percentage are going to come back in?
	70?
	60?
	I don't know.
	So it was a major financial blow.
	We got legal on the ass.
	I was even going to call the cops because it's theft.
	And I looked up the San Francisco police terms and they include digital theft, like a scam on the phone.
	If someone calls you and says, hey, I need you to check.
	I'm from the bank.
	I need your credit card.
	Say you're that stupid.
	You do it.
	You can call the cops for that.
	So I was like, how is this different?
	But they relented.
	They relented and they gave us our data.
	But then we had to go through, I don't know, like 12 different payment processors.
	Eventually we found one and we started charging.
	So if you look at your bill, I haven't been able to charge you for two months.
	So you may get a December and a January bill, depending on when you signed up, right next to each other.
	Because we're doing the back dating for December, and then say, what is it, the 17th today?
	So, say you signed up on the 18th of the month.
	We always bill you on the month after you signed up, right?
	So, then you'll get your December bill, and then boom, you're going to get hit again with another deadly 10 bucks.
	So, don't be startled by that.
	But anyway, I bring that up to say they're not going to stop until we're totally and utterly silenced.
	I'm banned from Pinterest, Instagram, Twitter, PayPal, MailChimp, YouTube, everything, everything.
	And people go, oh, you could still be on this.
	I don't know.
	You know, you start to lose enthusiasm after a while.
	And so we eventually built our own pirate ship.
	By the way, it's been a very good month for Censored.tv.
	I think all this banning has brought people here because they want to hear true stories like John Sullivan attacked.
	Yeah, we gained like 2,000 subs in the past month.
	But anyway, I bring all that to say even that when you build your own pirate ship, they still attack and attack and attack.
	And now CNN is working their little fat butts off to crush the competition.
	Go to 3-3.
	We are going to have to figure out the OAN and Newsmax problem.
	It's a problem.
	Yeah, it's a problem for you because they're better than you.
	These companies have freedom of speech, but you always got to wonder about the butts.
	That's like, I'm not racist, but I'm not sure we need Verizon AT ⁇ T Concast and such bringing them into tens of millions of homes.
	Alex Stamos tells Brian Stelter, the turgid tattletale.
	Who's Alex Stamos?
	Is he an executive?
	Click on his name, Dick Weed.
	Click on his fucking name on the tweet, you tard.
	Who is this guy?
	Trustworthy Tech at the...
	No, I don't need to see his picture.
	Trustworthy Tech at the Stanford Institute Observatory and the Election Integrity Partnership, helping companies via...
	So he's just some tech guru with no authority.
	So go back to the other tweet.
	Just a reminder that neither Verizon AT ⁇ T nor Comcast have answered any questions about why they beam channels like OAN and Newsmax into millions of homes.
	Do they have any second thoughts about distributing these channels given their election denialism content?
	They won't say.
	That is, like the John Sullivan thing was a pretty big scoop, but the fact that we're living in a country where these tattletale journalists are trying to shut down the competition and make it look like some sort of ethical move, I mean, I'm shocked.
	I'm speechless.
	It really is a strange time we're living in.
	You know how many people have told me they started reading 1984?
	James O'Keefe, Bill McGowan of Coloring the News fame, and Grey Lady Down.
	Lots of people are reading it and going, there's just, it's the same story.
	Like in 1984, there's like the Truth Commission or something, and they go and they show people why they're wrong and make sure they think correctly.
	AOC has that.
	She calls it the Truth Squad.
	So it's just the different words, but it's the same fucking story we're in.
	We have to shut down conservative news play.
	And Newsmax is square.
	Like they wouldn't have a proud boy on.
	They're pretty middle of the road.
	They might have me on.
	One America, America's voice, they won't have me on.
	I'm too controversial for them.
	So we're not talking about fucking radical right-wing extremism.
	Look at 3-4.
	This is really interesting, and it's more of the same.
	Now we're talking about domestic audience in the United States.
	And the challenge is going to be partially that, you know, ISIS did not have a domestic constituency in the United States Congress.
	But there is over half of the Republicans in Congress voted to overturn the election.
	And there will be a continual political pressure on the companies to not take it seriously.
	So I think first, you have to focus on those violent extremists, and those companies have to be brave in that way.
	And second, we have to turn down the capability of these conservative influencers to reach these huge audiences.
	There are people on YouTube, for example, that have a larger audience than daytime CNN, and they are extremely radical in pushing extremely radical views.
	And so it's up to the Facebooks and YouTubes in particular to think about whether or not they want to be effectively cable networks for disinformation.
	And then we're going to have to figure out the OANN and Newsmax problem.
	You know, that freedom of speech.
	But I'm not sure we need Verizon AT ⁇ T, Comcast, and such to be bringing them into tens of millions of homes.
	This is allowing people to seek out information if they really want to, but not pushing it into their faces, I think is where we're going to have to go here.
	Now we're talking about...
	By the way, I wish there was extremists on YouTube still.
	Nice try.
	Who the fuck is he talking about?
	Who's still on YouTube?
	Tim Poole?
	Tim Poole?
	That's the violent extremist?
	Listen, I'm violent.
	Listen.
	Burn down the White House.
	Look.
	Listen.
	Check this out.
	Okay, look at 3.5.
	I thought this was equally haunting.
	Spooky.
	Spooky.
	Journalist suspended from Twitter for stating this.
	Here he is, Raheem Kassam.
	They intend to inaugurate a president to an empty national mall surrounded by 20,000 troops after a victory claimed in the dead of night and a certification of electors in the dead of night.
	This claim of election fraud is disputed.
	He didn't even say it was fraud.
	He just said it looks really bad, right?
	He put victory in quotes.
	Claimed in the dead of night.
	Isn't that fucking nuts?
	That you can't say that?
	They intend to inaugurate a president to an empty national mall, fact.
	Surrounded by 20,000 troops.
	Fact.
	After a victory, yes, Raheem is dubious of the victory.
	Claimed in the dead of night, fact.
	And a certification of electors in the dead of night.
	Also a fucking fact.
	So the only thing that's not a rock-solid Fact in that tweet is that he put victory in quotes.
	So he's not enthusiastic enough about the victory, is really his crime there.
	And he was banned from social media.
	All right, let's do a we've done a lot of Antifa BLM, but we should probably pull up the card.
	I should have organized my notes better.
	I apologize.
	It won't happen again.
	You're fucking a white man!
	You've never experienced a white man!
	Neither am I!
	Look at these fucking horrible, weak users!
	Fuck your dad!
	Who was that work forces?
	The rage over Andy No's unreleased book is still going at this fucking bookstore.
	Can you believe it?
	Mein Kampf is not a hard book to buy.
	You can find it at most bookstores.
	Why are you so scared of a fucking bookie wookie?
	Sounds scary.
	What do you got?
	I have to put it in Chrome.
	It's not loading.
	No, that site never works.
	That's new.
	There's an update.
	I have to update our Brave.
	Oh, you should probably have done that rather than...
	I haven't been here.
	You'd probably have been Jamie Hendrix all night.
	I think this guy just wanted to buy the book.
	You must...
	Oh, those are terrible pinches.
	You must know in Portland that you can just beat up anyone with impunity and you're not going to get bailed.
	What's he got in his hand there?
	An ass?
	An ass?
	He got boxing eyes.
	What are those gloves?
	That was weird.
	By the way, we went on a boxing.
	I forgot to tell you.
	Two things I forgot to mention here.
	One, we need to start calling Don Lamon a bed wench.
	You know how they called Zenoa Kinsman?
	Every black girl or Nick Ox wife, every black wife constantly gets bed wench because she bed wenches the slave that the slave owner would fuck.
	And they get that horrific insult on a regular basis.
	Don Lamon's sucking a white dick.
	Let's call him a bed wench from now on.
	What's the difference?
	Hello?
	Yeah.
	He's a bed wench now.
	I'm just trying to see if the internet has come up with that rate, and they have not.
	New thing.
	New thing.
	So yeah, we went on a pub crawl, and it's great going with guys from the gym because, you know, if any shit goes down, we're just going to murder them.
	I mean, what are you going to do?
	Beat up six boxers?
	Well, 5.5.
	And the first bar we go into, that part of McLean Avenue in the Bronx is just like bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar.
	And because they're all Irish, they're packed because Irish people get drunk on a Sunday after church.
	And we go to the first bar, and lo and behold, they have this like speed bag, fat speed bag that you punch.
	And the record was 900.
	My buddy, Tommy Fatso, he hit it so hard.
	He got 830.
	And I go, holy, I went in and I gave it 100% of what I got.
	And I got 630.
	The gym owner only got 650, and he was really bummed that he was so close to me.
	Aquaman, I call him Aquaman because he sweats so much, he punched the steel part above it.
	And then this guy I call Clobber, who just, when he spars, you can punch him in the face.
	He doesn't block.
	That's his thing.
	Yeah, that's what it was.
	It was just like that.
	And so I've been watching everyone else and I'm giving tips and I'm like, don't do a good punch.
	Don't fucking pull it back and block and stuff.
	Just be a hurtling, whirling machine and hit the wall after.
	That seems to work best, like a haymaker.
	The next thing I know, I'm sitting at the bar.
	Guess who walks by?
	Who?
	The bag.
	What?
	He rocked it so hard, it broke off the machine and was going parallel to the ground.
	What?
	And it hit right next to the bartender.
	It was like slimer from Ghostbusters.
	Just like, whoa.
	Dude, that's cool.
	I'd show you pictures, but then people would try to cancel these guys.
	Did you see the one where he hit it so hard that he hit a kid?
	No.
	Connecting.
	Zero.
	What?
	Low T. Oh, dude.
	You better not get my score.
	He's at 587.
	Okay, there must be different machines with different scores.
	Also in that shithole.
	I mean, at some point, we should just go, Portland sucks.
	There's Antifa everywhere.
	But here's an interesting view.
	Imagine being a cop there.
	So this is some nut with a knife, I believe.
	And he's acting like a lunatic.
	And then as the police are trying to defuse the situation, we have Antifa antagonizing everyone on both sides.
	While Portland police were trying to calm a suicide a man with a knife yesterday in downtown, Antifa gathered using a bullhorn to try and stop them.
	It made the man more agitated.
	After hours, police tased him.
	He was uninjured, but Antifa nearly rioted.
	I'm going to run into people.
	Don't push me.
	Point out the mentality.
	What don't you want us to see?
	Why are you pushing us?
	It's not that we don't want you guys to see me.
	Don't touch me.
	Do not touch me.
	Don't touch me.
	I don't consent to your touch.
	Stop.
	Stop touching me.
	Then point out the mental health person.
	There is a mental health professional here who's going to go in and talk to him.
	There's a mental health professional.
	Do you know what sued that cop would be if he let the mental health professional go in there to check it out and the guy got stabbed?
	I mean, you can't win with these people.
	You see dogs on him.
	Good.
	Isn't that good?
	Like, he's just going to have some dog bites.
	He has a knife.
	If I have a knife and I'm being deranged around cops, please send in dogs.
	That sounds like a great scenario.
	Like, outside of the stay-puff marshmallow man hugging you to death.
	Are you a dog?
	They love piece of shit.
	Remember we got that once when we were doing Man on the Streets?
	I don't think I could do piece of shit.
	I mean, I don't think I could do Man on the Streets.
	Man on the Streets anymore.
	So anyway, you got that story.
	I read that.
	That's enough of Antifa.
	They think it's like an incantation to be like, I don't consent to your touch.
	Stop touching me.
	I'm not resisting.
	These words are going to magically work.
	Well, maybe they do in Portland.
	Maybe they do.
	They shouldn't.
	All right, let's do some Proud Boys gossip with the last segment.
	I'll make you proud of your boys.
	Proud boys, stand back and stand by.
	Stand black.
	Stand back.
	3-8.
	So Kyle Rittenhouse goes to a bar.
	Proud boys are there.
	He's 18.
	He has beers.
	It's legal in that state if your mom is there.
	His mom was there.
	He went like this in some photos.
	This is a gesture that everyone uses who hates liberals.
	It means, fuck liberals.
	Liberals are stupid.
	It was made up as a joke on 4chan, and it worked.
	They tried some other stuff.
	Chugging milk.
	Didn't catch.
	This caught.
	Yes, some racists use it.
	All dogs are mammals.
	All cats are mammals.
	All dogs are not cats.
	Hitler used toilet paper.
	You use toilet paper.
	Don't worry, you're not a Nazi.
	So just because some Nazis use this doesn't mean, oh, I haven't seen that footage in a long time.
	Doesn't mean that it's a white power thing.
	So the actual story here is, as AIU pointed out on our site, Kyle Rittenhouse had three beers.
	That's the news.
	And once again, the left can get away with absolute fucking rioting.
	And this guy defends himself.
	Can you imagine, we talked about this before.
	If it was like an Antifa who shot three MAGA guys, he'd be on a t-shirt.
	Now he can't have a beer with his mom without getting tattletailed on by the club.
	What's 3.9?
	Oh yeah, and then his prosecutors, by the way, I don't think Kyle should have gone to a bar and posed for pictures.
	I don't think he should have had a shirt that said free as fuck.
	I like the guy, and I think he defended himself, so he shouldn't be on trial, but you got to walk on eggshells when you're on our side.
	Prosecutors seek to change Kyle Rittenhouse's release terms, keep him away from bars and prowboy members.
	Why?
	Why?
	Isn't that so fucking idiotic?
	He might do his powerful little hand gesture.
	They're in a Hollywood movie.
	Speaking of Hollywood movies, the FBI released a threat assessment.
	Show them the front page of that.
	This is for the inauguration.
	Shit, I printed out the wrong fucking page again.
	Oh, no, I didn't.
	Oh, yes, I did.
	Penis poo-poo vagina.
	Oh, wow.
	So it's the 59th presidential inauguration.
	Wait a minute.
	Haven't we had 45 presidents?
	Why have we had 59 presidential inaugurations?
	Am I a retard?
	Maybe it started late.
	That.
	Well, then there'd be less, genius.
	Oh.
	Wow, you're so dumb.
	Oh, maybe because, oh, I don't know.
	FBI, Homeland Security, Secret Service, Park Police, blah, blah, blah.
	So they mentioned Antifa once in this whole thing, and they say, oh, Antifa was part of some disinformation thing that Russia did, and they're fine.
	That's the only mention of them.
	Can you do a Command F and find the Antifa thing?
	So blow that up.
	What does that say?
	Russian state and proxy media outlets have amplified themes related to the violent and chaotic nature of the Capitol incident, impeachment of President Trump, social media census.
	In at least one instance, a Russian proxy claimed that Antifa members disguised themselves as supporters of President Trump and were responsible for storming the Capitol building.
	We just saw the evidence.
	We just saw John Sullivan wearing a MAGA hat, but they put it in a throwaway thing.
	But when it comes to Proud Boys, this police report, go to page four.
	It says it looks really bad.
	On the top right, right?
	Yeah.
	Four people were stabbed during a fight outside a bar.
	Yeah, four proud boys were stabbed by a fucking criminal thug who went there to stab them.
	Media reports indicate the bar was being used as a gathering point for the proud boys.
	Well, yeah, it's the only bar they can go to without worrying about attacks, and apparently that's not even true anymore.
	A self-described Western chauvinist organization, prior to the stabbings, identified Usper militia extremists from Florida resident burnt a Black Lives Matter flag at a church in the district.
	This individual was later arrested.
	So I guess Enrique's a militia extremist?
	I didn't know that.
	Oh, shit.
	And he was arrested.
	And see, this is why those fucking magazines were so stupid.
	Because if you were an outsider and you read this, you go, oh, he was there to kill and loot and murder everyone with his high-capacity magazines.
	A judge ordered the individual to leave Washington, D.C. and banned him from returning.
	Good.
	Sorry.
	Enrique, I love you.
	I'm sick of these fucking rallies.
	I don't, we've already made our point.
	I don't see any good going to D.C. ever.
	The swamp.
	Why bother?
	Go back?
	Ban him from returning, including meeting with their attorney, Baba Lasso.
	And so you'll notice that Antifa was a throwaway line in that study.
	They are planning shit.
	Proudly, openly.
	Look at 4-0.
	Boy, we should have used Andy No's Twitter a lot.
	They should have him in hand.
	One week from today, Joe Biden will be inaugurated as a 46th president of the United States.
	May he be the last.
	What does that mean?
	Fuck the state, fuck Biden, land back, fuck 12.
	No streamers, no peace police.
	Fuck 12, 12 means cops.
	So land back.
	So I guess what they're saying is they want to kill Joe Biden, burn the White House down, and then end America entirely and give it back to the Indians.
	But there's how many Indians in America?
	Probably a million?
	A lot of fakes, but how many that look Chinese?
	Like my kids?
	Oh, 20, 2021, Chinese.
	So they just get the whole country?
	What do they get?
	Like Manhattan?
	What are they going to do?
	Sit around?
	Or just run Wall Street all of a sudden?
	How does this, this goes back to what I was saying with the blacks back to Africa?
	Like, how does your scenario play out?
	Tell me more about this land back thing.
	And then we have this random tranny 4-1 claiming that Proud Boys intended to kill Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi, FBI witness says.
	What?
	Like, they just make up shit at this point.
	They'll take something, they'll take some joke from a chat and make it a dictum that the Proud Boys said.
	And this is going to stick.
	The witness stated that other members of Proud Boys talked about things that they had done during the day, and they said that anyone they got their hands on, they would have killed, including Nancy Pelosi.
	Like, can we see this, please?
	The further stated that members of this group, which included Spaz, said that they would have killed a vice president.
	This is just, say this is true, which I don't know if it is.
	This is just random bullshit chatter that you say on these fucking apps.
	Like, I'd fucking like to kill.
	You know how many times they talk about killing fucking Trump?
	Not on some random app, but on Twitter.
	How many...
	Go look up Twitter.
	I want to kill Trump in Twitter.
	I bet your computer will explode.
	Let's see.
	What are you doing?
	I told you to type in I Want to Kill Trump.
	You put in Kill Trump.
	Why wouldn't you do what I told you?
	I'm afraid that the FBI will read that and be like, call me a bad guy.
	I mean, we've seen millions.
	I mean, but Gabriel.
	I want to personally kill whoever etched Trump into a fucking live ante.
	What the fuck?
	Yeah, anyway.
	Yeah.
	Tons of violence.
	Random chatter is not a decree.
	What's 4-2?
	Yeah, this is the same thing where they scrutinize some random chat.
	Some dumb asshole says dumb shit.
	No change without bloodshed.
	Parlor users call for violence during riots.
	Yeah, they were riffing about the riot, going, yeah, this is awesome.
	I don't advocate that.
	But that's not a fucking headline.
	And if you are scrutinizing these chats and making every rude word a headline, then do it with Antifa.
	You'll be writing headlines for the rest of your fucking life.
	All right, I've saved the best for last.
	Multiracial whiteness 4-3.
	Check this out.
	To understand Trump's support, we must think in terms of multiracial whiteness.
	And go down to look at some of the retweets.
	This is common thought in these circles.
	These days, I'm reminded quite often that you don't have to be white to support white supremacy.
	What?
	So you just think you're on the losing team?
	Like, I think whites are better than blacks.
	I'm black.
	Oh, well, it sucks being me.
	Also, those who resist white supremacy put themselves at risk.
	Going along to get along is just a survival strategy.
	So Enrique Tario is worried about being killed in the race wars.
	So he's hiding in a Nazi group so they'll kill him last?
	Keep your enemies closer.
	You have the shittiest logic imaginable.
	One day after this election is over, I'm going to write a piece about how Latino is a contrived ethnic category that artificially lumps white Cubans, so now Enrique is white, with black Puerto Ricans and indigenous Guatemalans and helps explain why Latinos support Trump at the second highest rate.
	Black Puerto Ricans are just Dominicans.
	Jesus.
	The Cuban vote is not the Latino vote because it doesn't go with my particular beliefs.
	So Cubans are not Hispanic and they're not Latino.
	Cubans have been sold a narrative that they have...
	No, they weren't.
	They experienced socialism, you stupid bitch.
	They have a guaranteed path to whiteness and many will sell out every other minority to get it.
	Trump's appeal is the appeal of white supremacy.
	So wait a minute.
	So white supremacy is a path to greatness for, like, say, blacks and Hispanics.
	And they will sell out their fellow blacks to get it.
	How do you get it?
	How do you get white supremacy if you're black?
	What do you get?
	A watch?
	All right, this has been a long app.
	Let's hit the mailbag.
	What was I going to go?
	The mailbag?
	I got distracted.
	I was going to say something, though.
	I showed this right before it went.
	Oh, yeah, that's what I was going to say.
	We've seen this before.
	The Daily Beast had an article, multiracial white supremacy.
	And that was the most retarded thing I've ever heard.
	What's unique about this is it's much more mainstream.
	You expect that kind of shit from the Daily Beast.
	This is on The Washington Post.
	That's multiracial white supremacy.
	And when those Indian kids piss on that black woman, black girl?
	Oh, yeah.
	they were enacting white.
	Enacting whiteness.
	Yeah.
	So I guess my dad is a multiracial black man for leaving me as a child.
	Yeah, that's another thing that Ryan brought up earlier.
	If whiteness can just be achieved by anyone can have it, they stab their people in the back.
	Can I achieve blackness or Puerto Ricanness?
	Yeah, Chinese?
	Can I be Chinese?
	Stop trying so hard.
	Yeah.
	By the way, see this?
	This is him when he's actually white.
	Look at this.
	Do it again, bro.
	Black power.
	Look at that.
	My man.
	Let my brother.
	Let my brother.
	He looks like a normal white dude.
	You know?
	Poor guy.
	He sure doesn't look normal now.
	No.
	And he does not look black.
	No.
	He's literally in blackface.
	And you know what's funny about his Instagram, which I follow?
	He's really sanctimonious about how we brothers need to get together.
	There's nothing I hate more than lies.
	All white people do is lie.
	Their entire existence is a lie.
	Dude, you think you're black?
	And then every time someone says that on his thing, he goes, you just got blocked, motherfucker.
	I wonder if he says the N-word.
	Is he allowed?
	Probably, of course.
	You should have been pulling up his Instagram while I was saying all that.
	This is this super secret private link where they had him on the podcast.
	I'm embarrassed of that, Jaron.
	Yeah.
	Well, you should be.
	From that caller?
	Yeah.
	That Jaron, the reasonable Jaron pulled a gun.
	100%.
	So, like, they associate some biggie small shit with some, oh, you're a rapper and you wear chains.
	I mean, you kind of are.
	I wonder if they'll let us publish that on censored.
	We could just, we could get him on the show for 50 bucks.
	I don't know if I want him.
	Britney Venti.
	Y'all cover Brittany being censored?
	It seems like she's off YouTube and Twitter.
	I remember y'all had her on way back in the day, so yeah, it would be dope to have her on the show.
	I think she might have the best hits in the world.
	But I look her up and I see she put a video up 20 hours ago.
	What are you talking about, dude?
	Nice police work.
	She guest-hosted the show with her boyfriend that one time.
	Yeah.
	I had her on as Asian Gavin.
	Very hard.
	People really hated that when she guest-hosted my show.
	She's Blizak.
	But she's still on.
	Shouldn't someone check to see if she's banned before they say looks like she's banned.
	Brittany Venti banned.
	Brittany Venti is cancelled, says the Daily Groiper.
	What was it?
	This was February 20th, 2020.
	So what are you talking about, you fucking loser?
	You know that embarrassing thing that happened with me and her, right?
	No?
	When I guest-hosted your show as Asian Gavin McInnes, I had her on because at the He Will Not Divide Us thing, some guy came up and he was like, hey, do you want to kiss her right in front of the thing?
	It'll be like this empowering shot.
	I was like, yeah, sure.
	And so I went up and I was like, hi.
	And she was like, hi.
	And I was like, so we're doing this?
	She's like, yeah, let's do it.
	And then I put my hand on the back of her head and leaned in.
	She's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
	I was like, you said that you wanted to kiss me in front of the thing?
	And she's like, oh, I...
	And he's like, no, I didn't tell her about it.
	I just said you should ask her.
	So the guy setting it up, I was like, oh.
	And that's all on film.
	And we went through it.
	And it's very awkward.
	It's on the compound, I think.
	Hey, homo husbands, something that would also be funny about your TV show idea is if the woman was such a dumb dummy that she thought the people were actually good just because she was told they were.
	Like after some armless dude was singing like a wet cat while ballroom dancing with an Agamidget, she would just be amazed.
	Okay.
	Thanks for that.
	Fun little.
	She sends her picture again.
	Hey, G-Dog and Rye Guy.
	For years I've heard Gavin and Anthony Cumius say the Anthony Soprani quote, it's a very difficult situation.
	But no one's ever verified if that line actually occurs on the show.
	I've been re-watching Sopranos 20 years later and I found it.
	Well, it is a very unfortunate situation.
	It's conflated with that and then it's a very difficult.
	Yeah, there's two times he says something like that.
	Someone sends us TikToks that are good and it says girls these days.
	I just had to save that.
	These are multiple questions.
	What's taking you so long?
	Yeah, computer.
	What is a bimbo?
	These are multiple questions that I've been getting from millennials.
	Who is the Gen Z bimbo?
	A bimbo isn't dumb.
	I mean, she kind of is, but she isn't that dumb.
	She's actually a radical left.
	Or who's pro-sexual?
	Which shoot myself if my daughter dressed like this?
	Bimbos are pro-choice.
	I feel stupider for having watched that.
	Got some really stupid letters today, huh?
	It's a Gary one.
	Hey, Gav.
	Gaz and Raz and the Plaz came across Richard Doctor saying on Twitter that the Prowboys are now a bunch of gullible Muppets who believe in evidence-free nonsense such as Christianity and would easily be duped into other such doctrines.
	So now all fucking Christians are just stupid losers who will believe anything?
	That's a lot of idiots.
	It should be no surprise that the so-called proud boys, what have they got to be proud about, are getting into bed with evangelical Christians.
	If you're gullible enough to believe one load of evidence-free nonsense, you're well primed to believe another.
	What a fucking dick.
	I hope the FBI investigate The involvement of evangelical Christianity in this failed coup.
	At least one televangelist, Pet Robinson, Pat Robertson, knew in advance that there would be an attempt to thwart Congress.
	That's the weird thing about atheists.
	Like, why do you give a fuck what Christians do or think?
	Why get involved?
	You might as well just be constantly attacking Buddhists.
	Fucking Buddhists.
	And at large, Christians are pretty casual about their faith and it doesn't, you know, I mean, go to Islam.
	They take that shit very seriously.
	Yeah.
	Christians are friends with atheists all the time.
	You don't really see that in other religions.
	Most Christians just like, you know, do Christmas and Easter and fucking go to church, mind their business.
	Yeah.
	Thought I'd share this Instagram video.
	Reminds me of Gavin.
	Keep this site because it's all we got left.
	Dude, I've fighting every day.
	That's another thing I want to say, by the way.
	That about a third, maybe a quarter of my time working here at censor.tv is fixing problems, trying to stop hackers, trying to get lawyers, like damage control, patching up holes, bailing out the ship.
	And that's, my tech guy is like, he has a hernia.
	He's awake for days at a time.
	So it's a constant struggle to do this.
	And that's true for everyone.
	Ezra Levant has about 50 lawsuits going right now for people who called him a Nazi or called rebel racist.
	James O'Keefe, I hope he doesn't mind me saying this, but a third of his budget is legal matters.
	And a third of his time is dealing with legal matters, going to court, doing depositions, talking to lawyers.
	He doesn't want to do any of that, but that's the situation he's in.
	All right, let's see this Instagram video.
	You did it for what?
	Because we wanted to be buggers.
	And they were sorry.
	Are you mad?
	I mean, I'm pretty upset.
	Because my daddy's gonna be mad, too.
	Who knows?
	Who knows?
	Maybe we should think about what we've done.
	You think thinking about what you've done is going to take away the marker all over your chest?
	If we take a bath, we are.
	Maybe I will.
	And then we will.
	And I get done.
	And anyway, I've done.
	You are officially never allowed to use a marker again.
	Yeah, but I did the dwarf.
	Well, try Piper next time.
	Yes, ma'am.
	What was his excuse?
	I couldn't make it up.
	They wanted to be bad guys?
	You did it for what?
	Because we wanted to be bad guys.
	And they were sorry.
	Oh, I miss having little kids.
	That's pretty good, that is.
	God, it was heaven.
	It was like that all day, every day.
	Just like relentless cuteness.
	When my youngest was like one and a half, yeah, he couldn't talk.
	And I'm taking a shit, and I forgot to lock the door.
	It was actually a sliding door.
	It didn't lock.
	This is our place upstate.
	And I just hear, it opens up, and he walks in and goes, da, da, da, da, da, ba, ba, ba, and starts spinning my toilet paper.
	Like, dude, I'm taking a shit here.
	Could you ask Gavin to talk about how to deal with a breakup?
	He'll probably tell me to stop being a pussy.
	Very easy, my friend.
	It's called fuck fives.
	You need to get back out there.
	You need intimacy.
	Please don't drink too much and please don't fucking call her or text her or make her a mix.
	It's over.
	Say there was a snowball's chance in hell of you guys getting back together.
	The only way that's going to happen is if the second she's like, look, I've been having some...
	The second she goes, hey, I need to talk to you.
	I feel like our relationship could do...
	Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.
	Gone.
	When she texts, hey, I wasn't done talking.
	Don't respond.
	If you ice her for like two months, maybe when she's drunk and you meet her at a party, you might fuck.
	Probably not.
	You're probably not going to get back together.
	But that's the only way.
	So any kind of contact after is fucking embarrassing.
	But yeah, it sucks having your heart broken.
	You're not a man until you've beaten the shit out of someone, had the shit beaten out of you, broken someone's heart, had your heart broken.
	So you're somewhere in that phase.
	And get out there and fuck some fatties.
	Actually, I said five.
	If I were you and you're really hurting, I'd go down to four.
	One of my best lays of my life was a four.
	She was an obese bartender in New Orleans.
	And we did it, no one, you're not going to believe me, eight times.
	Four times that night and four times the next morning.
	Damn.
	I could do anything that popped into my head because she was ugly and fat.
	She actually wasn't ugly.
	She was fat as shit.
	And it was...
	I dated a fucking model when I lived in Montreal.
	Catherine Leduc, I think her name was.
	I can't remember it.
	It's gone.
	The fucking New Orleans bartender, that's been here locked and loaded.
	My sex life is like Antifa and BLMs.
	I fuck 12s.
	Well, here's someone from Britain sending, don't show this, sending their debit card transaction.
	£7.38, censored.tv.
	Hell yeah, G-Dog's shit is all good now.
	I'll be watching tonight with a cold tenants.
	Dude, you can't have tenants.
	The last time I had tenants in Glasgow, my uncle and his friends were outraged.
	They go, that's a woman's pain.
	They almost made me take it back.
	I'm like, who cares?
	What's a woman's pint?
	Kurt Metzger, could you get him on GML?
	His podcast, Can't Get Right, is very good and hits some good points about everything.
	You know him.
	I just talked to Kurt On the weekend.
	The new at home with Sly Stone is so fucking funny.
	He was on Adam Carolla's show as Sly Stone with Frank Stallone.
	Whoa.
	And said, We spit roasted a chick.
	And Frank Stallone's laughing his head off.
	At home with Slash Stallone.
	We got good.
	What?
	That was good.
	I was like, that shocked me.
	Let's see here.
	At home with Slash Dallone, Adam Carolla Show.
	Oh, are they talking about it?
	No, no, this is...
	What is it?
	A wrap-up?
	God, you suck.
	Why would someone do a show wrapping up another show that's exactly the same?
	And it's on his thing.
	Oh, well.
	If you go to the most recent at Home with Sly Stone, you should see it.
	Anyway, while you look for that, the most recent at Home with Sly Stone, and you scroll through looking for the Adam Corolla part, which is about halfway through, I will read these following letters.
	This is from Andrew in Edinburgh, Evening Fud's Minor Threat, the greatest hardcore band of all time.
	A or Nah?
	That's a tough one because immediately the bad brains pop into my head and so does Black Flag.
	Black Flag specifically, I'm talking about Damaged.
	Because you think about what albums, too, and how many albums.
	Bad Brains, I don't know.
	Earlier hardcore is just too rough.
	And then when they're doing Soulcraft and stuff, Quickness, they're more of almost like a metal band.
	So yeah, I think you might have something there, my friend.
	I think Minor Threat were the greatest hardcore band of all time, especially when you use the dictionary definition of hardcore.
	Because you're going to get other bands, but they're not really hardcore.
	All right, let's see this.
	We were me.
	You know, we had a girl with the, I think they call it a pig roast.
	Oh, boy.
	Oh, my God.
	I don't know.
	Is this too much?
	It's called a spit roast, I think, by the way.
	That's Kirk Metzger.
	They call him Kirp.
	Yeah, the thing that I think you're frank though, it's not actually called a pig roast.
	I think you should have seen this lady.
	Okay.
	Butch.
	He's fine.
	Remember that Frank?
	He's smiling.
	He remembers.
	Look at Frank.
	He remembers.
	Look at that smile.
	I love that smile.
	That's it.
	Kirp, I know that I always love your smile.
	And I was worried you saw this, and you would think I say that to everybody.
	And that is absolutely not true.
	Oh, that's what your apology is for?
	Yeah, the pig.
	He brought up that clip because he's worried Kirp would hear that he complimented Frank Stallone's smile.
	And Kirp would go, hey.
	All right, last letter.
	Hey, Gab, my blood is boiling this morning as I watch a lot of my first-year medical student classmates driving across the state to take the COVID vaccine at a pharmacy that doesn't check to see if you are actually seeing patients or if you are a medical student that is still doing pre-clinical coursework.
	At my school, we don't begin seeing patients until halfway through our second year.
	These students have been bitching in our class group message about how it's ridiculous that we haven't gotten the vaccine yet.
	And frankly, I think it is immoral.
	The average age of our class is somewhere around 23 years old.
	We aren't high risk at all.
	Meanwhile, the current rollout phase our state is in allocates vaccines for medical workers and people in assisted living facilities like nursing homes.
	And you know what?
	If I worked in a nursing home, I might get the vaccine.
	I don't know.
	But I'm not getting it.
	By going out of your way to get the vaccine because you think you are deserving, for whatever reason, you are taking a dose away from an elderly person.
	Sure.
	These people have no shame.
	They're posting photos, excited about getting their first dose.
	And of course, these are the same students that bitch about inequality in medicine and harp on the idea that medicine needs to be more just.
	Whatever the fuck that means.
	Medicine's racist.
	Hey, someone's coming in here with a heart attack.
	Oh, yeah?
	Are they black?
	Yeah.
	Tell them tough luck.
	Don't fucking call me unless a white guy comes in here sick.
	They don't care about justice or equality.
	They wouldn't be taking vaccine doses from those who are most vulnerable.
	Medical students may be the most self-entitled, narcissistic group I've ever met.
	And I'm ashamed to be in a class with them.
	Sorry for the rant.
	I'm just really pissed off and can't say anything to my class without being ostracized.
	And that is from a guy named James Davis Carter.
	And he is emailing us from Nashville Medical.
	No, I just made that up.
	All right.
	Let's do the final video.
	The Beastie Boys were just kidding when they were partying like that.
	They were mocking jocks.
	So we've all seen this picture of these four.
	They look like they're from Essex or something in Britain, some Chavs.
	The deep fakes now are getting so good that it's basically Pixar.
	Look at this.
	Someone turned this photograph into guys singing a sea shanty.
	Eyes are moving.
	What?
	And they're rocking.
	It's perfect.
	I had to watch this for like halfway through before I realized that they didn't just pose for a photo and also sing a sea shanty.
	Looks pretty great.
	Incredible.
	Did you see, we won't show it on the show, but did you see the AOC porn where she's sucking a dick?
	No.
	Dude, it's the end of sex tapes.
	It's the end of sex tapes because now, if someone has a sex tape of you, you just go, that's not me.
	And people would believe it because deep fakes are so good.
	Damn.
	Anyway, they tracked them down, those guys.
	These are the four lads behind those four lads.
	Lads dressed ridiculously.
	Get people tagging me that I know.
	He's like, bro, are you seeing this?
	I'm like, fuckface.
	How are we, lads?
	If you haven't seen these people in the last week on Twitter, then you have not been online.
	I'm here with the four lads behind the picture.
	Gotta ask the question everyone's wondering.
	What is the story behind the picture?
	So we're going out in Birmingham for an hour, drinking vine from the train.
	I think we were.
	I can't even remember anything, to be honest.
	Come out of the train station before we go out to get a picture.
	We asked a stranger.
	We asked some random like check a phone off us.
	The worst thing is, we didn't even get that many pictures that night.
	I was going to say, I've seen that one, and then I've seen the one on the booth with the Grey Goose.
	How old is this picture anyway?
	Year and a half.
	One thing everyone was wondering as well is like, are you alright with the memes?
	Yeah, we've got to be, ain't we?
	Some of the comments are just ridiculous.
	Like, if you were to actually take it on board and like take it to heart, what is the point?
	I was having like skinny jeans.
	Yeah, I'm six foot four, man.
	I've got skinny legs.
	Best I'm wearing boot cuts anyway.
	What do they expect you to wear?
	I'd be long shorts or short longs.
	I think that's for you, mate.
	That's for you.
	Three quarters.
	Three quarters, yeah.
	Sold them out.
	Trying to bring them back into fashion, won't you, bro?
	Right, so the first one I've just sent in now is the four girls.
	I'd actually go with myself, you know.
	The fellow who actually made this picture was me.
	And I tweeted it yesterday.
	No.
	Before I reveal the answer, 13,000 votes.
	Which one do you reckon is the best looking person?
	All right.
	I can reveal the winner was Connor.
	Which one's Connor?
	The one all the way to the right.
	You found him the hottest?
	As the chick.
	Oh, yeah.
	They're rating as guys or see him as go back.
	Let me see him as a chick.
	All right.
	Okay, that's that broad.
	I think that's for you, mate.
	That's for you, Al.
	Three quarters.
	Coming up here.
	Slow them out.
	Trying to bring them back into Fashion Monique.
	Right to the face.
	Zoom?
	I don't think so.
	Well, it's tough, too, because, like, the girl, the short girl there, is that the body that you're going to be having sex with?
	Like, those giant arms?
	Good point.
	So let's just do the heads.
	Yeah.
	Now, the one on the right's nostrils are too big.
	She looks like that tranny who wrote In Defense of Looting.
	I'm going to go with the far left.
	This is the first time I've ever advocated for far left.
	You want to fuck the far left?
	What's the fuck Antifa?
	Yeah.
	What a fucking day, huh?
	Can you believe the disinformation going on?
	The lies that they're saying about our side and using those lies to cancel us.
	You know, everyone uses the Jews as a metaphor.
	I'm using India.
	We have become the untouchables, the unseeables.
	I know people in relationships where they get broken up with for not hating me or watching censored.tv.
	When we read the letters, we're not allowed to say the person's name lest they be fired.
	And what would the charge be?
	You were watching a show, a forbidden show.
	Well, welcome to the forbidden zone, folks.
	We don't quit here.
	You hack us, you cancel us, you fire us, you terrorize us.
	You attack my mother.
	My mother gets calls.
	And we just keep on going.
	We get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

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