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Jan. 14, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #81 | KEEP FIGHTING (Part 1)

America is not just a First Amendment country. It's a country that relies on the First Amendment for its existence. They are taking that away from us so we're going to take it back.

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And everything is going to the beat.
Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
And everything is going to the beat.
And everything is going to the beat.
Guys, keep the faith.
The Kraken is about to be released.
Oh my god, shit is about to go down in a big way.
Pence is going to be arrested and shot via firing squad.
The elites are going to be captured drinking adrenochrome.
What else is going on?
Lizard people?
Lizard people are going to fucking come out.
Trump is going to declare a state of emergency.
Baked Alaska is going to be the vice president.
Yeah, I was surprised about that.
This is a book Baked Alaska didn't write called Meme Magic that was written by someone else.
I don't think he's read this.
This was a big thing when this book came out.
When was that?
2017.
Everyone was writing books.
Lauren Southern had a book Ghost Written for, I believe.
Don't sue me, Lauren.
But everyone was just, like, getting a bunch of alt-right dudes to write their books, and then they would go through it and take out the Nazi parts.
And they wrote garbage books that no one's read.
I'm in my civilian clothes.
This show is not prepared at all!
I wasn't in the mood.
My son had a birthday party.
My youngest boy.
I was busy doing other shit.
This is off the dome.
Today is off the dome.
You're not a nice person.
You know what?
We're done with this button.
No!
Oh, okay.
Never mind.
I was only upset that we were done with it because I thought it was going to be thrown at me.
I'm fine with it being returned.
Yeah, I think Trump's not president anymore.
Well, yeah, he is, currently.
Like, when do we... When do we stop having ElectionGate on our site?
Well, he'll always be in my heart.
When do we talk... Of course, I love the guy.
And I love more what he represents, which is the people.
But, I mean... The Kraken is the lizard from Gecko, at this point.
Geico.
It's over, dudes.
We lost.
Not fair and square though.
Not fair and square.
It was cheated.
Yeah.
The election was stolen.
Got my Ted Baker flask.
They stole it fair and square.
I love that.
That's the funniest thing I've heard.
They stole it fair and square.
Stole it fair and square.
I don't know what booze is in here.
Does booze go bad?
I don't think so.
I found this in my wife's jewelry box.
And I go, what, are you hiding booze now?
And she goes, no, you asshole.
You had this out in our bedroom from a ski trip or something, and I didn't want the kids to see it, so I hid it in my shit.
Oh, really?
Boom!
These explosions of bullshit!
The way he says bullshit, though, right?
Yeah, bullshit.
Bullshit!
The way he times it with his arms is so good.
Boom!
These explosions of bullshit!
Bullshit.
Oh, man.
He's such a New Yorker.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, that was my epiphany last week where I went, yeah, my guy is not popular.
He's out.
But I'm punk and Johnny Rotten is no longer president.
We had Johnny Rotten as president.
I get that people don't want Johnny Rotten anymore.
I get it.
You can't hang.
That's fine.
But we did have the King of Punk in the White House for four years.
It's amazing how mad people get when I say this, too.
What are you doing?
You're losing faith?
Losing faith?
You know what?
Tech guys, if you're watching this, take down ElectionGate.
It's over.
By the way, I think we may finally have our payment processing worked out.
I've been keeping hush-hush on it because it could end up in court, and you know how that is with court, you're not supposed to say anything.
But yeah, you people who have been getting billed monthly have not been being billed, and we didn't shut down the site, but I think we finally started, we finally set it up again.
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It just seems to take the edge off of life.
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You're just a different person.
You're just less, you have less anxiety.
I actually quit coffee the past two weeks.
I noticed.
And, uh, I advise it.
Maybe as a Scotsman, I don't think we're meant to have coffee.
You're just shitting out your fucking ass all fucking morning to the tune of like seven shits.
That was vulgar.
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Let's try to get my dad on the line, shall we?
else has been in it for the long haul.
America was in it till some chick found out.
I can't tell you how many sponsors we've had that's going great and then a girl finds out and gets super mad.
All right, let's start the show.
Let's try to get my dad on the line, shall we? - Yeah. - Let's see if he has Skype.
Oh, I sent you, I was on Newsmax today.
Whoa, cool.
Whoa, cool.
I've been watching nothing but Newsmax for news.
Well.
And Tim Pool.
The guy, Chris, what's his name?
Sarsino?
He was really excited about it because he had Sebastian Gorka on.
And he's like, yes!
And they co-streamed with his radio show.
It's indicated everywhere.
And I'm like, dude, you're huge.
The word on the street is Fox is done.
Yeah, they say exactly what you would want to hear from Fox News, but it's not Fox News.
Yeah, they have balls.
Yeah, it's really cool.
And they take risks.
Fox was losing their risks right when I was around quitting.
Here's a weird text from my mom to my wife.
You ready for this?
Yes.
It was my youngest boy's birthday.
He turned eight.
This is what she said.
You ready?
Hope your boy... This is from my mother to my wife.
Hope your boy Gavin turned up with something interesting for your birthday.
Oh no.
What?
It's not my wife's birthday.
And then we are having a good time here in Florida.
If only you could visit.
Gavin would love our local where he would be a star, as would you.
I think that's all normal.
I wish it would all get back to normal.
Happy birthday, she says to my wife.
It's not her birthday.
Love, Lorraine.
You know what it kind of feels like when you read the cameo thing where it's like, hey, this is from John, from my friend Kyle.
We're talking about my friend Steve who gained a lot of weight.
You're like, hey, fat Johnny.
Happy birthday from Kyle.
Yeah.
You just get like the three names.
You're just like, all right, I got the three things.
Let's go.
Yeah, but the boy's been around for eight years.
She should probably have his name down at this point and his birthday totally memorized.
Or just tattoo them on your body like I do.
All right, let's see if we can find dad.
In the interim, I sent you a funny meme about a TikTok about a guy who has an imaginary wife.
It's really amazing.
And this black gentleman really conveys the comedy quite well.
Strange Obsessions Part 3!
36 years old.
I'm from Beaver Creek, Wisconsin.
And my wife, Juniper, and I have been married now for 12 years.
- Oh, that's nice.
What?
A lot of people don't see Juniper the way I do.
Love you.
Wait, she's in the driver's seat.
We actually met in high school.
How'd they get there?
I was in the library checking out Catcher in the Rye for an English class.
This hand mysteriously comes out of nowhere and grabs the book.
And I was like, hey, that's the only copy left.
And she goes, hey, how about this?
I'll read the book to you.
You take me out to dinner.
And I just, I couldn't resist.
So we went out that night and The rest is history.
Oh, my God.
Strange obsessions.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
That's a hot take.
Yeah.
What would the video be without that commentary?
We gotta dig into that guy.
Like, of course, a lot of you gets dubious and thinks the photos of this.
That's a bit much.
Let's call my folks, shall we?
Yes.
Yes.
Is it better?
Is it worse than having imaginary girlfriend or the sex doll girlfriend?
Good question.
I'm gonna go with sex doll.
Then everybody knows you're a weirdo.
When people see you driving down the road with no one in the driving... Hello?
What was that?
Message?
His outgoing message is, hello?
Huh?
No.
What is he, a fucking Inuit now?
Ah, nah hot no ho.
Ah ho.
We're getting whale blubber.
Oh, Jesus.
Yeah, if your car's in neutral coasting down the street and you're on the passenger side... Hello?
Hey mom!
Oh, hi honey!
Sorry.
Um, yeah, I was in the other room.
I'm okay.
Can you Skype?
People want to talk to Dad.
Um, no.
Our Skype doesn't work.
I don't know, honey.
I really don't know.
Okay, I'll get him.
He's kind of, um, drunk.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Okay.
He hates dogs.
He hates dogs.
Especially my dog.
I think he kicked my dog because my dog will bark at him when he comes to the house.
Hello?
Hello?
Okay, come on.
Hi honey.
Hey dad.
Oh my god, you should have seen Leroy today.
I was sitting in his area and he was sort of looking up at me like, what are you doing in my chair?
He has his chair in the front room where he likes to nap.
And I was sitting in it, much to his chagrin.
You should have seen his little scowl.
It's something about a fucking dog.
Well, yeah, but it's our dog.
It's our baby.
It's part of our family.
But you just should have seen his funny frown he was like, what are you doing in my chair?
- I don't want to call him about a dog, come on. - But you just should have seen his funny frown.
He was like, "What are you doing in my chair?" - Oh, I think dogs are really so funny, so humorous.
You know, they've got so many human traits.
It's a fucking dog. - Well, other dogs are dogs, but I feel like Leroy has this kind of a personality.
Yeah, yeah.
He's kind of a little funny.
He's an old soul.
He's a funny old man.
Oh, Jesus Christ, you've lost it.
No, sometimes you look into his eyes and you think, he's thinking like, is Trump gonna be president again or no?
And you go, no, Leroy.
And he goes, I mean, not literally, but kind of.
Is this why you wanted to talk to me about a fucking dog?
Well, I just, I thought, like, I know you're so stubborn about it, but I thought you might hear this story and go, I can kind of see, I can kind of see it.
Okay.
So why did you call me? - Yeah.
So you don't care about Leroy?
I don't give two fucks about Leroy.
Alright, well then you're dead to me, goodbye.
Just so much anger.
I don't give two fucks about Leroy.
It's better when you try not to laugh.
It makes the laughs way more painful, but better.
I'm crying.
The best I ever got him was when...
Elton John recorded a song, Candle in the Wind, for Princess Diana.
And I said, Dad, you've got to hear this song.
And he's like, what the fuck?
And I go, Elton John recorded this song for Princess Di called Candle in the Wind.
And he goes, he recorded that fucking song for Princess Diana.
I mean, sorry, for Marilyn Monroe.
He's just rewritten it for some other stupid bitch.
He's a phony!
He gets real sensitive about death, like tributes where people make money off of someone dying, and fake crocodile tears.
Crocodile rockin'!
Crocodile tear rock!
Well, let's hear it.
What are you talking about?
Princess Diana called out to our country?
What country?
What are you talking about?
Princess Diana called out to our country?
What country?
What did she do?
I feel like in clown world, I'm a high school teacher and I'm looking at essays going, What does that mean?
X, circle, red ink, what does that mean?
That makes no sense.
X. It's a great concept, like take classic songs and be like, that doesn't make sense.
That's stupid.
I know it's the stones, but that's retarded.
You reach out to our country, it's sort of like with all this bullshit with the far left and the Capitol building and all this shit going on, like parlor, Trump instigated the Capitol riot.
Really?
Yeah, he had a speech that was incendiary.
Oh my god.
When was the Capitol riot and when was the speech?
Well, the Capitol riot started before he was done his speech.
Oh, so they all had transistor radios and they were in the mob listening to the speech live?
That's not how it works, fuckface.
You have to hear a speech, ruminate, riot.
You don't riot before the speech is done.
Anyone who thinks that this stupid storming of the Bastille was premeditated doesn't have eyeballs.
You could look at it.
I want it to be a Proud Boys thing so bad.
Sometimes I think about, like, did we talk about this already?
What if I played into their fantasy and I got like 50 Proud Boys and Rike would go, what the fuck are you doing, dude?
I go, I got this.
And he'd tell them, don't listen to Gavin.
He's not even in the fucking club.
And I'd be like, no, listen to me, guys.
I might be able to get like 50 dudes to wear the black and yellow Fred Perrys, right?
And then the storming of the Capitol happens.
I go, come on, let's go.
And we run.
And I'm with fucking Animal Pelt guy and Jamiroquai guy.
And then the pictures are all black and yellow Fred Perrys.
And then I get to the podium where Jamiroquai stood.
You can see his big dick there.
And Isaac, I won't do it because you'll take it out of context, Isaac Heil on the podium.
And the Proud Boys I was with would be like, what the fuck did you just do?
What are you doing?
And I'd be like, Heil Hitler!
And Heil Trump!
Which is even worse than Richard Spencer, who said, Hail Trump.
And he just said, Hail Trump.
Hail Caesar, like something.
That would be like, sometimes I can just be skipping stones on the beach and think, can you fucking.
People always overuse the term, can you imagine?
Literally, can you imagine?
What would I mean that would change so many people's lives?
Okay, like let's get into it.
I would be arrested.
I would definitely be looking at 20 years.
They just come up with shit.
They'd be like, he raped a baby on his way.
They would just shoot me.
They'd be like, you're... You'd be fucked.
Like, your mother would not be able to do, be a hairdresser anymore.
She would pull the trigger.
Yeah, she would kill herself.
Her hairdressing career would be over.
Your grandmother would like, just, just, people would just kill her.
I think she'd float off of the earth.
People would just go to your great-grandmother's house and shoot her and there'd be no charges.
Oh my god.
They'd be like, she's a bitch.
Uh, and... She's... The other thing is, in the year 3000, Say you were doing a jigsaw puzzle of the past 20 years, that picture, which I won't do, would be like the Lee Harvey Oswald shooting Kennedy.
It would be that Cambodian picture where the guy gets shot like that.
The running Vietnamese girl on fire.
The picture of not 2020, but like 2015 to 2030.
It would be the fucking, it would be every puzzle.
Say you're doing a puzzle from the 2020s.
Like this would be six numbers behind it.
Yeah.
It's one of them.
Like delis in New York City.
I would become a fucking puzzle.
And it's funny because it wouldn't mean anything.
That would just be me doing a misdemeanor criminal trespassing and making a very rude and stupid gesture.
But they want it so bad.
And it would be like, yes!
Like you know they'd be going.
I think a lot of lefties, when Heather Heyer died, they went, yes!
Fucking yes!
Oh yeah.
The fucking Nazis killed someone.
Perfect.
They're probably partying at her funeral.
But sometimes I think about that.
Like I wouldn't, when would I see my kids again?
I'd probably see them in like 30 years.
I would be dead.
I'm 50.
I'd be dead in 30 years.
So I'd never see my kids again.
Meanwhile, if BLM and Antifa stormed the Capitol exactly the same way, make all those faces black.
Or anarchist.
Or liberal.
And can you imagine the rhetoric about that whole day?
Finally, people standing up.
You know, they took back what was essentially theirs, which is the White House, the government, the Capitol building.
You know, riots are the language of the unheard.
And after 10 months of being ignored and Trump refusing to accept their demands and refusing to recognize police brutality, eventually they were forced, almost against their will, To go to the Capitol building and say, this is our land.
This is who we are.
We want it back.
AOC would be there with them, cheering.
There'd be t-shirts, remember January 6th with the black fist.
It would be the day.
They'd probably have parties every January 6th.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Seriously, you should play the clip.
Imagine the races were reversed.
Oh Now we're not advocating the storming of the Capitol.
I said very clearly don't go.
It's a trap You got stabbed on November 13th.
You got stabbed on December 13th Maybe off a day or two with that.
What do you think's gonna happen on January 6th?
You're gonna die.
Someone's gonna die But they didn't listen and... Dude, you gotta have that ready.
These are new.
What?
Nah man, I don't know nothing about that.
Well... Could you imagine if the races were reversed?
It'd be all over the news!
Could you imagine if the races were reversed?
Giving just everyone the blues!
Could you imagine if the races were reversed?
There'd be protests and burning.
Could you imagine if the races were reversed?
It's like a Talking Heads kind of deal.
Who are these people?
Fucking sub-machine love.
Who are these incredibly talented people that send us awesome shit like that?
Sub-machine love.
Here's another one.
John Blunt.
Imagine if the races were reversed.
Oh, that's good.
These are nice.
I mean, it's not just the races were reversed, but like... If the politics were reversed, if they were alt-left.
I saw Nuka Zeus on Instagram, the guy who took a bunch of pills to make his skin brown.
He discovered that Nick Ox has a black wife, which Godfrey, a lot of people are fucking freaking out about.
And I'm very happy about that, by the way.
I'm very happy that...
People are discovering that things are not as simple as they thought.
Enrique Tarrio, the black Afro-Cuban leader of the Proud Boys.
What?
He must be stupid.
He must want all Afro-Cubans to die except him.
Like, they stick to the narrative, right?
This person's gay.
Oh, he has a wife and a kid.
He has seven kids.
Yeah, but he's a closet gay.
Oh, well, he's a homophobe.
Yeah, he's a self-hating gay.
Like, they just keep, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
So with Nick Ox, they've discovered that his wife's black and they're fucking confused.
What are you doing, Ryan?
I got some more of these bumpers.
This is from 21st Century Vomit.
Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
Oh, I see.
Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
So there's, that's one.
There's a couple of different takes.
I brought it up with a dude today.
I go, can you imagine if the races were reversed in Capitol Hill?
And he goes, yeah, they'd still be there.
Oh, yeah.
And it's set up tents by now.
They'd have full support.
Like Starbucks would be like, we've put up a tent, free coffee, fucking blowjobs.
Nike's there.
January 6th.
Don't forget.
Here's another one by them.
That's two out of three.
Here's the third one.
Okay, I've had enough of that.
That was a little experimental.
Totally threw me off track too.
Thanks for that.
But yeah, Nuka Zeus on Instagram.
Nuka Zeus is this white guy who takes pills to become black.
And the weird thing about it is, now that he is a black man, he won't shut up about, like, uh, the importance of black power and how white people are stupid and shit.
And you're like, okay.
A lot of stuff about beautiful black men, too, on his feed.
Weird.
Which is like, I think you might be gay, Nuka.
Well, he definitely hates himself.
Nuka douche.
What do you got there?
I hope my dick don't fall out while I'm recording.
What's up, y'all, and welcome back to another episode of Dragon Ball Z. If you're new, welcome to the channel.
If you're a regular, you already know I freestyle all my shit, so hopefully I won't mess this up.
This is not written.
I should have it written, but you know, oh well.
I like to freestyle.
Today I want to talk about the 64, why it was so good, and shit like that.
Is this the black thing?
That doesn't seem very black.
Eh, kinda.
Where'd he get the Pokemon one?
Where'd he get his money from?
Well, I know he wastes it a lot.
Okay, so go back to his Instagram.
Oh, here he is being intellectual.
Luca!
Welcome!
What's up?
Please, have a seat.
Like, to take home?
Are you giving it to me?
No, you dumbass!
Just sit down!
Okay, that's enough.
That's painful.
I don't know what that was.
It's him and his psychiatrist, I guess?
Look at that one.
No, no, go to the top.
Nick.
Oh, Nick.
Here you go.
This is Nick Ox, one of the Proud Boys founders and his wife.
She's said to be a big Trump supporter, which blows their fucking minds.
Blacks can't possibly like Trump because Trump's a Nazi.
The second pic was allegedly taken from his house during an FBI raid.
I have literally run out of words.
Now you look at that and you see the picture and you can imagine it in their home and you go, has it occurred to you that it's conceivable that there is an element of humor to the art on their walls in Hawaii?
Is it possible that they're aware that they're a black and white couple, and it's unusual, and so they confront that, I'm not gonna call it an elephant in the room, but that irregularity with a joke.
And it is an old timey picture of a Klansman carrying a black woman to, I don't know, whatever.
The left has usurped our humor.
And turned it and weaponized it against us now every joke we have like 10 things I hate about the Jews Which was a very funny satirical video I did which is now some sort of smoking gun that proves I'm an anti-semite At the same time I have all these fucking Nazis Giving me shit for sucking Jew cock and, uh, shucking for keckles.
Is that it?
Shucking for keckles?
That's completely reversed.
Cucking for shackles, yeah.
Shucking for keckles sounds way cooler, though.
They both sound like seafood, which I hate.
That's your problem with it.
Wait, what's Godfrey got?
Oh, look, Godfrey and Nuka Zeus of United.
Godfrey is pretty funny.
Yeah.
In 1998.
Is the coast clear?
I hope the coast is clear.
What's going on?
What's happening today?
This is your president.
I have no idea what just happened today.
I look on TV.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Can you believe that?
I learned this from Macaulay Culkin.
I was in Home Alone.
Oh, my God.
They stormed the Capitol.
Can you believe this?
I swear to God.
How could this happen?
I was just minding my own business doing presidential work because, you know, I'm the hardest working president ever.
And oh my goodness, they just stormed the Capitol.
All these white men with guns and just anger.
It's terrible.
What's racial about that fucking invasion?
It was mostly white people invading mostly white cops.
You know, Jason Scoop, my friend Jason, we've had him on the show before too, we went to SNL.
Jason Scoop, what a gay name.
He has Trump 2020 tattooed on his arm.
Oh that guy, yeah I like that guy.
Shame about the name.
I think he stole this guy's impression, because he knows him and Tommy Robinson, oh no, Tommy Davidson, excuse me, a couple of these other comedians, and that's like his impression.
His has evolved since, but I remember like, where do I know that specific Trump impression?
Oh, so people do, I do that with you, because I can't do impressions, so when I want to do something, I just have you do it, and then mimic it and do a shitty version.
That that's if you know people in person, I guess that's a thing that could happen like Mike Figgs took some stuff from him He's took some stuff from him.
He took he didn't take the growl for me, but he did the growl growl the growl frankly, you know Tim Tim does the ground I'm like That's kind of my girl kind of wonder but he does that I do the hand things because of him But this is really funny Our second amendment.
Do we love it?
We love it.
We love our guns.
We love our guns.
We love our bullets.
Do we love bullets?
We love bullets.
We love our triggers.
We love triggers.
I'm not saying kill anyone, but we love guns.
We love triggers.
We love bullets.
We love bullet triggers.
We love when bullets exit guns and perhaps enter people.
Perhaps.
I'm not saying do anything violent, but I am saying we love shooting people.
That I can tell you.
That I can tell you.
And look, we love...
Was that recent?
Yeah.
So he was saying the Capitol was a... He's pro-Trump, but I think he just he caters to... Is he pro-Trump?
I don't know.
Oh, yeah.
No, absolutely.
Okay, Bill McGowan, who is a terrorist, who's dedicated to destroying the New York Times.
He got a comment passed in the New York Times.
I was reading about the riots and This comment passed and I thought it was very profound.
Bill McGowan, William McGowan is a fucking genius.
He wrote two of my favorite books, Grey Lady Down and Coloring the News.
And he said this about the Capitol.
By erroneously branding this as a racist phenomenon, you will be providing a convenient excuse for anti-racist wokesters to ignore what was really going on in the riot.
During the summer, media and Democratic polls Often invoked MLK's wisdom that, quote, a riot is the language of the unheard and what is that America has failed to hear, end of quotes.
By stuffing this incident into a label that conveniently fits the agenda and exigencies, Of the woke identity politics that have taken over newsrooms all over the country, particularly the New York Times, you're ignoring MLK's extremely wise and trenchant observation and setting the stage for white resentments to build without being heard or seen.
Yeah, that's a great point.
Again, we don't condone the riots in the Capitol building, for the record, but they were obviously incredibly frustrated at not being heard.
And by you changing it and making it a racial thing, that's going to make them more frustrated, which would in turn lead to more of this kind of behavior, more riots.
And setting the stage for white resentments to build without being heard or seen, thereby ensuring another eruption.
It'd be like observers from the court of Louis XIV watching the storming of the Bastille and returning to Versailles to carp about the deplority of the Enemies du Roi Soleil.
I don't know what that means.
Enemies of the King?
The Sun King?
P.S.
I'm just surprised someone as learned and experienced as Thomas Edsel, that was the writer, would ply this reductive thesis.
I actually relied on his scholarship and analysis in both of my books, Grey Lady Down and Coloring the News.
So they couldn't have handled this worse and it's getting crazier.
The narrative of Proud Boys being responsible for this and Parler being their Vessel was is Becoming an accepted narrative.
It doesn't matter what the truth is.
It's what you keep pushing I actually texted John Matsey today.
Do you want to hear it?
Yeah, okay.
I said Fuck you faggot.
Where's your gay thing?
And I regret that that's not nice.
I don't think I am that might have hurt him today I don't think I expressed myself.
Well, there's one more I If we're waiting.
If we're not.
Fine.
Imagine if the races were reversed.
I think that's the official, would that be the official quick bumper?
I said to him...
I go, "I'm sick of World War II analogies This is way more like Stalin or even India with the untouchable class.
It's not just platforms we can't have.
It's insurance, banking, a plane ticket, a hotel.
They really are turning us into pariahs where like we've been working for a month now to rescue our payment options.
People who get monthly payments, you may have noticed you weren't getting billed the past 30 days.
I think you're going to get billed within the next 24 hours, but This has been a major struggle.
And what'd they say?
They said, make your own shit.
Okay.
I made my own shit.
I made censored.
I made free speech.tv.
You said, I can't have that.
Okay.
Censored.tv.
And I made that out in the middle of the ocean.
And you're like, who's your payment processor?
No, we have no mass emails.
We build this app.
We hide it.
Between 90 levels of encryption.
I mean, it's like being a pedophile.
Pedophiles, at least BuzzFeed has their back and stuff.
And I go, look, I've lost Vice, my ad agency, my Blaze show.
It's devastating and it never really leaves you.
But when you're going through hell, keep going.
You just prove yourself on a global stage.
That's what I'm saying to John.
If this battle is not won and it's far from over, what's happening here?
Uh oh.
What?
Fuck you.
I'm such a boomer with my phone.
There will be plenty more battles.
This is good news.
You've shown that you're up here with the major players.
That's kind of arrogant.
The worst thing you could do now is accept defeat or even feel defeated.
That's when people die in prison.
They lose the will to fight.
Same with POWs.
Louis Zampanieri never gave up and he went through a fuck of a lot worse than you and I. And then I sent him a picture of Unbroken by Laura Hillenbrand.
And I said, you're in the big leagues now.
And then I sent him the song, uh, Going Through Hell By The Streets, and I quoted the line, Fall down five times, rise up six.
Like, yes, I know he wants to save Parler, but, um... He's a major player now.
Like, it'd be one thing if he was, you know, a college professor fucking a student.
Or a guy who grabbed a fucking five-year-old's ass.
You know?
You're done.
You're a fucking ruin.
You're disgusting.
But, you're not disgusting.
You didn't do anything wrong.
You had or have, we're not sure yet, an incredible company and you are on the front page of every paper in the world.
Not just New York City.
Everywhere.
Not just the New York Post.
And everyone's talking about it.
So, you know, in five years we'll see John Mazzio go, oh that's the guy who started Parler.
You know what I mean?
It's like he's Robert De Niro and he did Raging Bull.
Like he's set for life now.
And I'm not really just talking about him as a person.
I'm talking about his accomplishments.
His legacy.
So I'm sure he feels distraught right now.
They killed his baby.
Or they're killing his baby.
And he's losing hope.
I shouldn't say he's losing hope.
He could be losing hope.
But he shouldn't.
Because he's in the major leagues now.
He's heavy shit.
All right.
So, um, the first two callers, and we're not doing calls yet, but I'm about to cut off the freebies.
The first two callers get a package from all our sponsors.
That's Bubba and Hank's.
That's Johnny Apple CBD.
That's BeardVet.
They all get fun packages and Ryan will handle that.
Um, and that's it.
So I'm going to end the free show.
We're going to continue going for subscribers until 11.
No, 10.
And then we're going to start taking calls and we'll also do doodles.
Isn't it funny too?
Speaking of the pariah status, my cameo was canceled.
It was a charity for a black child and Vice had it canceled.
Because there was some loose implication that I'm the founder of Proud Boys.
Proud Boys may have been organizing on Parlor to storm the Capitol.
None of that is true.
But the end result is a black baby doesn't have money.
What a bunch of motherfuckers.
Disgusting.
Anyway.
We're gonna keep fighting.
Because that's what we do.
And so should you.
So get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
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