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Dec. 22, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E55 - STABBED IN DC [2020-12-22 - S03E55 - STABBED IN DC]

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
	That was Christmas in what's it called?
	Reuben.
	Reuben is the band, and the song is Christmas.
	Christmas is awesome.
	We still don't have a chord for Ryan's camera, so you still don't get Ryan.
	Maybe you could just come over here.
	Okay.
	There you go.
	You gotta sort of lower yourself down there, show everyone your hat.
	Okay.
	Should we see a little bit more of that band?
	They're totally rocking jammers.
	Oh shit, I forgot to number all the links, dude.
	Ah, frigg.
	That's all right.
	Fun little video they did with their parents.
	They seem to be a British band.
	Just go to where it was.
	He's saying he's sorry about the nailed to a cross thing?
	Is he a Jew celebrating Santa, which was my goal this year?
	The team is all done, so now we have fun.
	Today's book is a fun little coffee table book by an artist named Robinson.
	Just Robinson.
	And this guy has these incredible drawings.
	It's maybe you should look it up.
	Sketches of New York.
	And it boggles the mind how he did them.
	I mean, sometimes I think, oh, you just trace them with a light board.
	But other times I go, no, you couldn't have because these aren't tracings.
	So.
	New York line by line.
	Yeah.
	It's just a fun book to have in your coffee table when guests come by.
	Where is he from?
	I should have maybe had this ready.
	This was first published in 09, I guess.
	Anyway.
	He was a German...
	1910 to 1993.
	Robinson was a German illustrator who lived and worked most of his life in Berlin.
	He created hundreds of thousands of drawings.
	His portfolio includes books on Paris, Tokyo, and Moscow.
	Anyway, check him out.
	He's very inspiring.
	Got a very 50s kind of a feel to it.
	You know what I did with this?
	We used to have our first apartment, my wife and I, with the kids that we bought.
	We had a TV in the living room, and I didn't like that you walk in and it's just TV because the living room and the kitchen, the dining room was all one big open room.
	It wasn't very big.
	I was kind of cheap with my first apartment purchase.
	And so that bothered me.
	So what I did was I made folding doors.
	You know, like a closet that you open, the doors fold?
	I bought those from Home Depot.
	And I set up the racks at the top and the bottom.
	And then you would close them.
	And I had a red light around the edge of them, sort of like this, actually.
	And then I took this picture, I think, or one of these, bought an overhead projector, which are cheap, then went to a printing store, had this printed on acetate, projected it onto the folding doors, and then sat there.
	It took me weeks and traced it.
	Oh, wow.
	So when you walked into the house, you saw this nice lit piece of art.
	And then I used, oh yeah, I had like 10 different colored sharpies, so I didn't make it all black.
	Sometimes I'd be drawing with red for a while, then I'd switch to orange, then I'd switch to blue.
	So it was like a multicolored version of this.
	I'm going to have a picture of that somewhere.
	And then one time my brother came by with his friend who had mental issues.
	And the friend was like, oh, I'll help.
	And I go, okay, but follow it line by line and be really specific.
	And he was the shittiest artist ever.
	And he was rushing a bunch of the windows.
	So the windows weren't all square.
	So it looked perfect except for this one little area.
	I just sent him home.
	That would kill him.
	I said, you're not sleeping here tonight.
	Because he had come from Jersey or something.
	Get the fuck out of my house.
	But I have mental issues.
	Yeah, I know.
	I have issues with you having mental issues.
	I just watched them happen live.
	Here's a great jam I was going to choose, but I couldn't because this is Christmas week and everything is Christmassy.
	We got one more show that's live and then it's pre-taped.
	But Billy Bragg has a great song called New England.
	If you could avoid his communist beliefs, he's a great musician.
	But Christy McCall did a little 80s pop cover of it I'd never heard before.
	This is the chick from Fairy Tale of New York that you dressed up as.
	Yes, I did.
	You can see my daughter didn't do a great job of mimicking her makeup.
	I don't recognize the person I'm looking at as compared to what I looked like.
	You'll see what we're talking about on Christmas Eve.
	It sort of shows what a great songwriter he was.
	He was into just love songs.
	He was a street busker, and he wrote these great love songs.
	And then Jokes Drummer came along and it inspired Billy Bragg to get political.
	And the next thing you know, he's a fucking raging communist.
	But this is not political.
	I'm not looking for a new England.
	I'm just looking for another girl.
	I saw two shooting stars last night.
	I wished on them, but they were only satellites.
	It's wrong to wish on space hardware.
	I wish, I wish, I wish you cared.
	Now jump farther into the song because it picks up, too.
	We'll get to him in a second.
	He's back in the news.
	Front page of the New York Post, Grand New Deal.
	I mean, go ahead and get the vaccine, old people, I guess.
	You got nothing to, well, yeah, you got less to lose.
	But there's a great article in here about Martin Shkrelli seducing this L journalist.
	And she dumped her husband for him.
	And he's not that interested anymore.
	We'll get to that.
	We'll get to that.
	Don't worry.
	Don't worry.
	I have to tell you some stories, though, first.
	I went to a mall last night.
	When was the last time you went to a mall?
	Ooh, about like two months ago, maybe.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Why?
	Middletown mall.
	Why?
	I believe.
	I forgot.
	I like mall walking.
	I like just kind of browsing around.
	I just like walking around the mall.
	What?
	Yeah.
	What?
	I like public spaces.
	And then like, because it gives you a reason to be there.
	It's not like a park.
	It's like you can walk into stores and browse and be like, oh, what's this?
	No, a park, like Central Park is one of the most beautifully designed parks in the world.
	You walk around that.
	You take in nature and there's statues and birds.
	And a fucking mall is full of beauty products and purses.
	Yeah, but people watching.
	The people watching is great.
	Oh, my God.
	You're the opposite, man.
	And then you'll hear like things out of context that people say.
	It's fun.
	Yeah, it's really...
	Well, the purpose of me bringing it up was to talk about what a living hell it was.
	And the fact that Ryan likes it is actually helping my point.
	If he likes a song, you can tell it's a shitty song and vice versa.
	But so I drive there, and I haven't been to a mall in years.
	I fucking hate shopping, obviously.
	I'm a man.
	And I have to get my wife.
	She knew I wasn't going to buy her anything.
	So she sent me a text saying, get me creme de la mer, sea cream, for my fucking face, and some oven mitts, because I wrecked her oven mitts by picking up a steak off the burning grill.
	So, okay, fine.
	You know what?
	Happy wife, happy life.
	So I get there, and it's just infinite.
	It's the Westchester Mall.
	And I drove down Bloomingdale Road to get it.
	Is that the name of it?
	Bloomingdale?
	Yeah.
	But I'm not in Bloomingdale's.
	That's another building.
	And I asked some woman who works there, how do I get to Bloomingdale?
	She goes, oh, it's not really in this building.
	But it's at the other side.
	I don't even know.
	No one knows anything at a mall.
	The lunatics are running the asylum.
	And you go, all right, I need to get these two things, boom, boom, boom, in and out.
	I know they wouldn't be available.
	Creme de la Mera apparently is a very rare facial cream.
	So what's this?
	What are you showing us?
	Some mall background footage.
	Okay.
	I go, I'll just find like Crate and Barrel and some face store, Bloomingdale's, on a map.
	And you show me the three floors.
	Malls, when I was a kid, they had maps everywhere.
	No maps.
	Fuck.
	So what am I going to do?
	Just wander all three floors like I'm Ryan Katsu Rivera, Retardo?
	So I start doing that.
	And I'm looking for stuff that's all garbage.
	There's no interesting stores too.
	It's all like Gucci name brands and then some cheap, shitty place that sells their own fucking facial cream.
	And of course, they don't have the fancy one I'm looking for.
	And here's the weird part.
	Gucci had a lineup, mostly black, couple dark Hispanics.
	I'd say 80% black.
	And it was one of the only stores that everything was pretty empty, but those stores had a lineup.
	Now, Gucci is like $5,000 for a purse.
	You all have that kind of money to throw around?
	I actually involuntarily mumbled to myself, what are y'all drug dealers?
	Like, how is a place that overpriced so packed with all black people?
	So I wander around, wander around.
	Eventually, I go, I need this facial cream.
	Have you got it?
	No, we only make our own, okay?
	How do you pay the bills?
	I didn't ask that, but I don't understand how a bunch of fucking creams keep this place afloat.
	So she goes, go to Nordstrom's.
	All right.
	So I go to Nordstrom's.
	No one's there.
	There's no staff anywhere.
	So I go in and I'm like, hello, waiting around, waiting, waiting, waiting.
	Eventually, I see a woman.
	She's helping some people and I'm done waiting.
	So I go, do you have creme de la mer?
	And she goes, what?
	It's behind that wall over there.
	So I go behind the wall, this sort of display wall, and I think I'm behind a cash.
	Like I see a cash register right there.
	I don't think I'm supposed to be here.
	So I wait and I wait and I wait.
	I must have been there for 10 minutes.
	Just, hello?
	Hello?
	Trying to buy this shit.
	And wait, do you hear the fucking price of it?
	So eventually some ratty sort of almost punky chick with greenish hair shows up.
	And she goes, oh, so sorry for the weight.
	Yeah, whatever.
	They're treating you really nice because, well, you'll hear the price.
	So yeah, okay, yeah.
	Look, I just need that.
	Okay, body face.
	You have dry skin.
	I go, I don't know.
	She's American Indian.
	Are they dry?
	I think her hands are dry sometimes.
	But her face aren't like, she's basically Asian.
	Aren't Asians like have the moister cheeks?
	Yeah, I think so.
	I know she'll wear shoes without socks and they don't stink, so she's not sweaty.
	So maybe that she's dry?
	You know, American Indians don't have earwax?
	What?
	It's powder.
	Whoa.
	It's just powder that falls out.
	What?
	Yep, they don't have earwax.
	I've never heard that before.
	And they have bigger, big toes.
	Huh.
	So Nike made them shoes with bigger, big toe areas.
	Whoa, cool.
	And they got offended because you were noticing something.
	And Nike went, oh, sorry, we'll throw them out.
	Geesh.
	So this woman finally shows up.
	She shows me the creme de la mer.
	I go, okay, I don't know what size.
	I think I'll get her.
	It was a long drive, a big hassle.
	I'll get her a big one.
	And I go, what are the prices here?
	And then she grabs me the two-ounce one.
	It's a box about this big.
	And I go, what's that one?
	Probably too little.
	I don't want to insult anyone.
	She goes, $345.
	My God.
	And you know what it is.
	It's just fucking Nivea.
	Like they say, I think they say it's from the Dead Sea in Israel or something.
	You're buying the brand.
	That's all bullshit.
	That's a fucking lie.
	What?
	You fly to the Dead Sea every day and bring back barrels and barrels of Dead Sea water because it's so amazing?
	I don't believe...
	You could put a gun to my head and I wouldn't believe that.
	They probably do it the way.
	KISS putting a gun to your head make you believe something more.
	Yeah, I don't think so.
	But the way that KISS put blood in their comic books, where you take one vial and you just put just a little bit, just enough.
	What KISS did is they put like a few drops in the first batch.
	And the argument was it mixed with all the red in the whole factory.
	And now every red KISS book we do will have that in this entire run.
	That's the Dead Sea.
	I don't even think they did that.
	I think what they did was the first batch like 50 years ago involved that fucking Dead Sea or whatever.
	And then they said, we perfected the recipe and now it's inspired by the Dead Sea.
	300, that's the two ounces.
	So I go, fine, we'll get the fucking unbelievably expensive rip-off cream.
	And then she goes, okay, that comes with some gifts.
	All right, some gifts.
	And she goes, oh, what do we got here?
	What do we got?
	She's looking down.
	Oh, I'm just going to run upstairs.
	15 fucking minutes.
	Now, I know that doesn't sound long to you.
	15 minutes?
	That's an air hockey game.
	No, 15 minutes when you're standing in a fucking mall, hot, just with your little bag, and you just spent $345 on cream, and she's gone.
	Gone again.
	What a goddamn nightmare.
	And it might be because they're all women.
	This isn't a racial thing.
	I'm not saying like black women didn't want to be there and they're slow.
	This was all races, but all women.
	And I don't know if they just don't have, or maybe it's a new, I'm used to the New York City hustle and I've never really bought stuff in the suburbs before.
	Because I'm used to one minute being eons.
	Like you go to a restaurant in Manhattan and no one comes by with menus for like five minutes.
	You go, this is fucking bullshit.
	And you leave.
	Then I got to go buy the oven mitts.
	And then they got the, you want a gift receipt and you're waiting in line.
	Wow.
	I just kept saying, this is hell.
	The whole thing probably took me two hours.
	Fucking hell.
	It takes a lot out of you, but I have a theory on how they ski out.
	You just said you love it.
	Now it takes a lot out of you?
	I mean, I like skiing too, but it takes a lot out of you.
	Oh, so now it's athletic?
	No.
	But it's also a thing.
	There's a Venn diagram in skiing and mall walking, and it takes a lot out of you.
	So I have a theory how they make money, right?
	So the people that work there, they're employed people.
	They're people that get money.
	They walk around the mall on their break to and from the food court or whatever, and they are window shopping.
	They're looking around.
	Plus, they get a discount.
	So they're actually selling a lot to the people that also work at other places.
	They're like, oh, I've been looking at that bag.
	They've been looking at the price drop.
	They're like, I got my eye on that bag.
	They know the guy.
	You can get them a discount.
	That's how it works in the Woodbury Commons.
	That's probably a good, maybe about 25% of their sales are internal.
	Maybe five.
	Maybe 13.
	Maybe five at best.
	I'll go seven.
	And if it's with a discount, it's 0% of their net.
	So it's a totally irrelevant part of their transactions.
	Remember what Louis C.K. said, though, where these storefronts are just advertisements, basically.
	They lose money having a storefront.
	But if a sunglass hut is there, then they have to put whatever the competition for that is just to be represented.
	It's like a virtual, it's like a 3D billboard.
	Well, that theory's better because it didn't come from you.
	Anyway, I'm exhausted telling that story.
	Also in the news, I'm at my local the other day, and there's this chiropractor who comes in on a regular basis.
	And I don't believe in chiropractory.
	Bull fucking shit.
	That's what my friend Marcus pointed out.
	You think I'm sitting at a desk for 20 years like the letter C, I'm going to go into you and you're going to go and then I'm tickety boo?
	You can't fix this.
	The only way to fix this for 10 years is to go like this for 10 years.
	You have to, none of the shit they do is real.
	They just like Reiki massage.
	Massage is all bullshit.
	Yoga is bullshit.
	All these dumb spas where women go and just get, they're all hot and then they're cold and they have different rocks that have ions that go through the all bullshit.
	Mostly women getting ripped off, but some stupid men.
	So I don't bring that up.
	If he started bragging about all the lives he saved, oh, she's crying with joy.
	I prayed for so long to get a new body and I feel like I got that new body today.
	No pain.
	Just been hustled myself.
	I think it just creeps back in.
	It might feel good for the moment.
	Like it feels good when I crack my back, but then it's back to shit back.
	I don't even believe in back cracking.
	I think that's all horseshit too.
	Anyway, aligned.
	So he's coming in these days and I'm just like, whatever, we won't talk.
	He's a liberal, so we won't talk about Trump unless he brings it up and blah, blah, blah.
	And he's being really authoritative about COVID, too.
	Yo, I think the vaccine is safe now.
	What?
	You crack backs.
	No one's asking you about how much HIV is in the fucking vaccine, dude.
	But I've noticed the past few times I bumped into him, he's wearing OR scrubs.
	Oh, are they?
	Yeah, they are.
	Now, OR scrubs are for nurses who are dealing with blood shooting everywhere and they're getting fucking vomit and feces all over themselves.
	They take those off and they wash them and they're rugged and stain-proof that you don't want to get on your nice shirt.
	You know, like the reason that suits have buttons here is because it used to just be doctors that wore suits and they would undo their buttons and pull their arms up so they could operate and not get shit on their blazer.
	Then they realized I'm still getting shit on my blazer.
	So eventually ended up with OR scrubs and fucking Crocs and all that shit.
	Therefore, people who are in a messy zone, not back cracking.
	And here's another thing: say you are on the front lines, right?
	And you're dealing with COVID people all day, because I think that's what he's mimicking.
	Maybe he's hoping to get some pussy.
	He's married, but maybe he's hoping to get some of the post-9-11 firemen blowjobs.
	Ooh, or just platonic adulation?
	That's one thing that was kind of annoying.
	On September 13th, 2001, all the bars were filled with firemen wearing their best shit.
	Uh-oh.
	Like their graduation ceremony things with the, what do you call these?
	The lapel, the palettes, the, I forgot.
	That's a support, you know.
	It's cute.
	No, it's like cute.
	Women were grabbing them and making out with them.
	Oh, shit.
	Epaulettes.
	And they were getting insane pussy.
	I was like, that's kind of tacky.
	I also wasn't nuts about them breaking into the Rolex store during 9-11 and stealing Rolex watches.
	That was a bit tacky, and that's why a lot of cops still resent firemen.
	But they're still willing to risk their life every day to save me, so I'm not about to complain.
	Braver than me.
	But anyway, if you were one of these frontline dudes, wouldn't you have to leave your OR scrubs there?
	Aren't they contaminated?
	Like, if you're on the front line and you're covered in COVID, can you just wash all your shit and put it in a plastic sealed bag and have a shower before you walk around New York?
	You got the particles on you, don't you?
	I guess not.
	I guess they have to be in the air.
	But I made a voice note to myself to mention that.
	It's funny because about three years ago when I first started going there, there was this guy who tripped on the sidewalk and had a massive gash all here.
	We could see the bone.
	Now that happened to my son when he was about four.
	He tripped on his scooter, hit the edge, and then went, see the velocity of the scooter, and then he went wham into our marble coffee table.
	And he went really deep.
	And I'm 99% sure that the surgeon had to sew up the muscle first and then the skin on the outside.
	But the owner with a fucking how'd you do, and he's an Irish ex-cop.
	All right, here's what we're going to do.
	Get to fucking you sew to his wife.
	They were hammered on their anniversary.
	Yes, yeah, you just live down the road.
	Bring me your sewing kit.
	She comes back with a fucking big how'd you do and a turn the other beak and she's got this big fucking sewing kit with yarn and knitting needles.
	So I get in there and I just fucking start stitching her up.
	Stitching him up.
	You do.
	Not me.
	Oh.
	The owner.
	I wasn't there.
	He's telling me this story the other day as I was bitching about the OR scrubs.
	It was a very, this is why you go to pubs, people.
	This is why it's so sad that Britain is losing their pub culture because it's what Britain is.
	And it's a massive part of American history.
	We came up with the idea of having the American Revolution at taverns drinking beer.
	We learned how to shoot our guns with British promoted gun fucking classes where they paid us in beer to make us do it.
	And then we went, I could just fucking shoot you with this.
	So it's when, that's why I don't believe in therapy and all that stuff.
	You get all this at the pub, at the gym.
	You get to riff.
	And as a man, there's more testosterone at those two places.
	Of course, women are seeping into barbershops and boxing gyms and dive bars.
	If they can shut their mouths and not be too annoying, fine.
	I don't like it at the barbershop because you can't tell rude jokes.
	At the gym, it just seems a little silly having a woman hit a heavy bag, unless they're professionals.
	There are real boxers there, but a lot of the time it's just some mom going, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
	And then as far as bars go, they're usually pretty cool.
	And barmaids can help sort of quell a dangerous situation.
	But I remember this woman was going off at Trump and rolling her eyes about a conversation that was like three doors down, three people down.
	And she's like, what a bunch of idiots.
	It's like, that's such a Karen thing to do.
	Like, don't, you're on our turf.
	I don't go to fucking black barber shops and go, oh, God, what a blobber mouth.
	Can you just cut his hair, please?
	Yeah, that's the worst fade I've ever seen.
	But they just like own the world.
	Anyway.
	You come across as a bitch.
	So he stitched him up 15 stitches.
	It's not a joke.
	And when he finally got them removed, the doctor said, this is an incredible job.
	You must be a really good doctor.
	Yeah.
	He was even doing that thing that they do.
	Like, you know, when you sew, it's all one big thing.
	But he was doing that thing that they do with stitches where there's one stitch and then they stop, cut it, and then they do a new one.
	What were you saying?
	Go through?
	Yeah.
	Wait, what do you mean go through?
	So they make the loop and then they go through.
	Oh, right, right.
	I thought you meant go through the skin.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah, they do have to do that, yes.
	They don't just tie it to the hairs.
	I go, so how does he look now?
	He says, you couldn't fucking see a thing.
	It looks, if you concentrate, if you had a microscope, if you had a magnifying glass, you might be able to see a line.
	And as he's telling me this, he's this close to my face, touching my eyebrow.
	He goes, you might be able to see a line.
	I'm like, dude, are the tips of our noses just touched?
	That's gay.
	That would have been a good time to just like, while he's like zoomed in on your face.
	What the fuck are you doing?
	Je dance avec le vant la plui.
	I dance with the rain.
	No, I dance with the wind and the rain.
	And then he said the weirdest thing.
	He goes, I was a little bit annoyed with him because I was pissed.
	And I could have lost my license for that.
	So I said to him, not for nothing, but why'd you let me do that?
	All right.
	Let's get to the serious stuff here.
	I was just catching up.
	This is not new.
	He hasn't done anything in years, I don't think.
	Maxim Badi was, this is African guy who lives in Europe and he plays it a little big, but he's got millions of subscribers, probably everyone in Africa.
	And this is him reviewing someone who's reviewing ass eating, which he's never heard of before.
	So let's see what this gal is talking about.
	Hi, so this video is my official review of Eating Ass.
	Why the father fucking fuck would you review eating ass?
	Is eBay selling eating ass now or what?
	This weekend, this woman does not have a dad.
	Can you imagine your daughter did that?
	There would be so many holes in that wall from my fist.
	Holy shit, she'd never see a computer again until the day she died.
	Do people even eat donkey?
	I am in Belgium.
	They eat horse here.
	They love Kurt.
	Why are their shirts always like nine colors on them?
	Did you notice that?
	Is it a genetic black thing?
	Because the love colors here in New York are very much more colorful.
	Good point.
	In prostitute, horse.
	Horse, not horse.
	Okay?
	People have asked me, Vanessa, why?
	Vanessa, why would people ask you why you eat the poop?
	I don't know why I included you.
	How dare you?
	It goes on and on and on.
	You get the idea in the first 10 seconds.
	I guess it's because I find the African accent soothing.
	Like, I'll be with my kids going, why do you eat the poo-poo?
	And they go, what's that from?
	And I can't say, oh, it's from Ugandan where homosexuality is a capital offense, describing gay shit porn.
	So I just have to say, oh, it's about a guy who's eating something girl.
	A lot of people do.
	No fucking shit.
	On internet.
	Is he funny or not?
	He insists that he is.
	When I was a kid, in my early 20s, there was this Burger King commercial, and it was a burger taste test.
	And they were kind of making fun of the Coke and the Pepsi taste test.
	And it was a Burger King burger that was beautiful.
	They spent hours on it.
	And then they just got some shitty Soviet Union garbage burger that looked disgusting.
	And it was like, let's see how Burger King fares up against the, this would be like the early 90s, how it fares against the other leading burger.
	So it was a funny commercial, actually.
	It was a stupid joke.
	Is this it?
	No.
	That's the era.
	Then I saw this African stand-up comedian just like that guy.
	And he said, I am watching a Burger King commercial.
	They have two burgers.
	One is so disgusting.
	It was so dirty.
	It had flies.
	The other one was beautiful.
	Why would you pick that one?
	I'm just watching, going, oh, dude.
	Comedy is not your culture, apparently.
	You don't seem to get jokes.
	I don't know why you pursued joke telling as a career, but he talked like this.
	De poo-poo.
	I don't know.
	Okay, let's see if I can save it.
	What are you doing?
	Let's go back up to celebs getting ripped off.
	I thought this was funny.
	So celebrities go on this show.
	You watch this show?
	Yep.
	Why don't you introduce it as a Chinese sneaker head?
	Okay, so basically right now, like if you want to see like the top like celebrity, like Total Hot person right now in like public eye, like you're going to want to watch like complex like shoe shop.
	So they go out and they go to a shoe shop.
	But is it always the same one?
	No, that's always like a different process.
	So like they walk around, they do like interview.
	Like what's this sneaker mean to you?
	Like when you come up, like what was the top fire shoe for you?
	You know what I mean?
	Like totally.
	How you doing, bud?
	Good to you?
	Great.
	So before this segment where they check out, they're with this Indian guy who interviews them.
	Is that the one where what's your name?
	Goes, someone's gonna get it.
	Yeah, that's exactly it.
	The same guy saying boy's gonna get it.
	It's quiet for him.
	It's gonna be $1,590 before attack.
	After attack is $1,700.
	I could definitely give you a Fly Club box.
	And a discount, too?
	$399 for the box, man.
	And first rule of flight club.
	So they just double the price for Jeff.
	See, this is made after the fact, you understand?
	You're not watching the show.
	This is someone who put together a video of all the prices these assholes pay and what the shoes are really available for in the free market.
	$33,283 and $10.
	I thought Creme de la Mer was bad.
	Like, is Rick Russ making that much money?
	Couldn't he just get Kanye to give him a pair?
	$2,700.
	Yeah.
	It actually sounds about right.
	Oh, no, I guess not.
	That's a different boot.
	He's always wrong.
	That was a different boot.
	That's not the same one.
	Oh, that wasn't the one in his hand, but this one.
	All right, Aaron.
	Your total is $3,787.76.
	Perfect.
	Like, that guy had a hit show for a long time.
	I think when you have a good show and it's a run, you get like $50,000 an episode.
	That's great.
	So you made some really good money.
	He hasn't done anything since.
	So tens of thousands of dollars is a lot to these people.
	Not sports stars.
	I get the athletes, but like rappers who had a few hits.
	They're not really worth that much money.
	It hurt for Fallon, too.
	He was like, Fallon probably makes...
	He probably makes great money.
	He probably makes $3 million a year.
	$1,714.92.
	Yeah.
	I think I'm done for a while after this one.
	Is this what you wanted?
	Anyway, that's fun.
	You think he makes just $3 million?
	Because Anthony, wasn't Anthony making like $14 million a year?
	Well, look it up.
	Let's see here.
	I know Mike Tyson's broke because he's doing the shittiest movie I've ever seen in a trailer, Desert Strike.
	This looks exactly like a hard kill.
	What does it say?
	$60 million a year.
	$16 With so many accolades behind us, no wonder filming $60 million a year from the tonight show.
	Ooh.
	I was wrong.
	Anthony made just as much as him, basically.
	Yes, $2 million is a big difference, but.
	So, first go to Hard Kill.
	Remember we talked about this?
	I think the guy said, What did he say again?
	He said something like I've been to Istanbul, I've been to Turkey.
	He said a city that's in the country, and he thought they were two different places.
	So you see that warehouse?
	That's the whole movie.
	Just snow in a warehouse.
	So it looks like it's filmed in some Eastern European shithole.
	Here's my theory.
	These shithole countries in Eastern Europe, they give you incredible tax grants until the movie costs like a quarter of what it costs.
	If you spend 10 million, they'll spend 30.
	But they don't have 30 million.
	So you spend $100,000, they spend $900,000, and you end up with a million-dollar movie.
	But this is all you got.
	So this is the entire movie in that shit warehouse in the middle of Shittsville.
	And Bruce Willis appears.
	He's in like three scenes that they spread out nice and evenly.
	Everyone dies.
	But this looks, I think this is the same story with this place.
	With this movie.
	Mike Tyson is just a sweet guy in the future.
	That's just above it.
	Desert Strike.
	He's just a sweetie.
	Don't be afraid.
	The balls are far away.
	You'll be safe here.
	Don't be afraid.
	Look, he's super fat.
	That is in good shape.
	Let me guess.
	Bad guys.
	I don't want any trouble.
	He looks like the leader of the bad guys.
	No, he's this is the leader of the bad guys.
	Oh, he's got more tankers.
	My name is Frank!
	See, again, shit warehouse.
	They're pretending it's the Middle East, but it could be anywhere.
	Like Serbia, Chechnya, Bosnia.
	They have nothing to do with this.
	They're just innocent people.
	They're just into people?
	No one is innocent.
	There are victors and losers.
	Killers and casualties.
	And I am your safety.
	Those captions on this movie.
	Killers and casualties.
	I didn't hear that the first time.
	Where is that?
	Wherever it is, it sucks.
	Wake up, my friends.
	We're here for a reason.
	We have a mission.
	What's up?
	I'm not part of that plan anymore.
	They cut him off with the word more.
	Wait, let me see.
	I'm not part of that plan anymore.
	No, I think Tyson says more in a m way.
	Muh.
	You know?
	Like, I won't do this no more.
	He's got a gate on his own voice.
	I won't do this no more.
	I've already seen this movie in this trailer, and it's reeked.
	Oh, you've seen the movie too?
	No, I'm just saying.
	Oh, my God.
	And I like scenery.
	Remember in Jason Bourne?
	And that's another scam too.
	I think they go to European countries and every European country they go to, they get an amazing tax benefit.
	Like, I remember in Canada, if they would match your dollar, so if you spent $2 million on a film, they'd spend $2 million on it for you.
	So now you have a $4 million film, half price, because they want to encourage people going up there.
	And I think another scam is if you do it in a bunch of European cities, you get to pile on this grant.
	Because there's movies like The Transporter, where for some strange reason he's appearing in every fucking town in all of Europe, and you go, why?
	This doesn't help the plot.
	Or Jason Bourne, when he's in Italy, I think, and he's going through all these little houses, but at least that's scenery.
	Half of the thing is the backdrops.
	Like look at Whitnail and I. You're just looking at this beautiful scenery and there's the city and there's the country.
	There's the old pub and there's the house and then there's London.
	There's the old beat-up Porsche.
	It's beautiful.
	But I don't want to look at a shitty warehouse for an hour and a half.
	So I love action movies, but so often I just end up going, that's my laptop.
	All right, we're ready to start the show with this story here.
	Pharma bro.
	Martin Shkrelli, I think, is the most interesting person in the world.
	But he's not the most interesting man on those Doseki commercials.
	Deliciously wicked pleasure and twisted tale of bad boy meets gullible girl.
	Dumped via his attorney.
	Ready for a new love.
	Martin Shkrelli's galpaw Christy Smith told the post on Monday that she's open to dating other guys now that Pharma Bro Fraudster unceremoniously gave her the boot through his lawyer.
	Holy shit.
	So I sent you this link.
	It's the first one.
	Wait, wait, let's go back over his whole life because I've met him before at this thing.
	And this woman was particularly cold to me.
	And I think it's because she knows that I'm Mr. Women and don't belong in the workforce and you'd be happier at home.
	And that goes against her whole thing because she's a kick-ass New York journalist working for Deadspin.
	Yeah, you're a blogger.
	You're writing in your diary, bitch.
	Anyway, so she avoided me like the plague at this thing, but she was captivated by Martin.
	Look at her.
	You're not real.
	You're LARPing.
	Most of these journalists are just playing house.
	Anyway, so she fell in love with the guy, it seemed.
	She was all over him all night.
	So that was an art show.
	When was that now?
	2016.
	Trump had just become president, or maybe it was before that?
	No, no. 2016.
	1010.
	November 10th.
	So, no.
	Oh, yeah.
	October 10th.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So Milo bathed in the blood of dead innocents who had been murdered by illegals.
	I had a photo display of me as a slave and as a rape victim and all these other persecuted people.
	Those dudes had a bunch of stuff.
	And then Martin just had a pill, but it was a giant pill, and it was framed in a box.
	And the ladies couldn't get enough of him.
	And look at the last line.
	We beat those guys in as Proud Boys, and their arms were like needles.
	They were so skinny.
	They're all just looking for a safe space as conservatives.
	Yeah, why use that phrase?
	Way to use that phrase.
	Most of us feel pretty safe in our own skin, but yeah, maybe a little.
	And then she goes, thanks.
	I think you have fans waiting.
	So then, just to give you some background, though, 2015, he got in a lot of trouble for raising the price of AIDS medication from $13 to $750.
	But this is what he does.
	He goes in, he was like a pharma bro, and he was in biotech, and he would go into a company and just say, this isn't the right price.
	Let's multiply it by factors of like 50, 200.
	He didn't raise them 10%.
	He went.
	The 13 to 750 was not uncommon for old Martin.
	So that becomes his shtick.
	But then he starts getting involved in investments.
	And in 2015, the same year he raised the AIDS medication and became the most unpopular person in the world, he was arrested for a Ponzi scheme.
	Now, I talked to Milo about it because Milo was close with him.
	And he goes, darling, it's actually, he does this thing when he wants to conduct authority.
	Yes, darling, it's actually a totally viable thing.
	What he's doing is what we were doing with Bitcoin, but he's only doing it with pharmaceuticals.
	So it's actually completely exaggerated.
	And I went, okay.
	He says, sound like you know what you're talking about, but that doesn't mean anything.
	And then he goes, I talked to an insider who knew the case well, and he goes, no, dude.
	It was a Ponzi scheme, a really, really bad one.
	He defrauded people out of millions of dollars.
	And I went, ah, okay, that makes a little more sense.
	So he's arrested seven years.
	He gets sentenced to, right?
	But when was he sentenced?
	No, that's much later.
	So it wasn't until 2019 he got sentenced last year.
	So he was still partying despite being arrested for the Ponzi scheme on December 2015.
	So it took them four years from arrest to sentencing.
	That's not exactly a speedy trial, is it?
	He wouldn't come on my show, yet he'd do all these stupid internet chats.
	He was at the election party, too.
	Oh, was he?
	Yeah, election night.
	I personally don't find him very sexy.
	He looks like a weird little boy, doesn't he?
	That's in like an old European story where he has little like leather shoes and a leather book bag and a little school uniform.
	He kind of reminds me of like the oral, moral, oral, like claymation people.
	Yeah.
	You know that little red balloon French story where the little boy's friends with a fucking balloon?
	He doesn't look like that kid, but I could see him being in there.
	That's a character in there, yeah.
	Yeah.
	La bouloon rouge.
	Anyway, so 2015 he's arrested.
	2016 was when we did that art show.
	I should have gone in chronological order here.
	Sorry about that, folks.
	And then in the same year, 2016, he got obsessed with this chick, Lauren Duca.
	Now, remember her?
	She was the one.
	She was married to her college sweetheart for four years, then got divorced, then said she was queer, and became a writer.
	But it was just like all these other writers I'm talking about, just pathetic blogging where she goes, writes for Teen Vogue that has no standards at all.
	It's not real.
	Teen Vogue, girls buy it for the ads.
	They want to look at outfits.
	The actual articles can just be garbage, and they are.
	And this girl writes about fucking, what's her name?
	Thank you next.
	What's her name?
	Ariana Grande's Thigh High Boots.
	And then she writes a really serious, Teen Vogue will have these serious articles.
	They had one writer who was in Antifa writing about how great Antifa is and how abortions are awesome.
	But Lauren wrote an article called How to Gaslight in America.
	Sorry, Trump is gaslighting America.
	And everyone with a brain went, what the fuck?
	Who is this?
	Why is she writing about politics?
	And I don't like it because my daughter reads this magazine and you're trying to brainwash my daughter.
	So Tucker had her on and ate her for lunch.
	In terms of having it all, I think she's an incredibly successful, brilliant woman.
	The fact that she was able to balance him out on these issues where he has talked about defending Planned Parenthood and being against abortion and these typically liberal women's issues that she sort of is a cushion for.
	I think we need to investigate this question.
	I mentioned abortion yesterday and it was saying it's an ethical thing.
	Out of all the women in America, they're about 50-50 on abortion.
	Yes, conservative women tend to be against it more than liberal women.
	But if an issue is 50-50 as far as women are concerned, how is it sexist to be on one side of it?
	That doesn't make sense.
	Like, if 50% of blacks, if the market for Hershey's chocolate bar is about 50% black, 50% white, then you're not racist if you hate Hershey's bars.
	If you hate the way they look.
	You are racist if you think Don Lemon looks like a Cadbury egg.
	So this is the article.
	And right now she's talking about, she said, don't let the fact that Ivanka Trump probably smells like vanilla, looks like she smells like vanilla, don't let that you stop, don't let that stop hating you.
	Don't let that stop you from hating her.
	Because she had just been harassed on a jet blue flight and Lauren Duca was having none of it.
	Critically a little more rigorously and not be blinded by the fact that she looks like she smells like vanilla.
	Critically a little more rigorously and not be blinded by the fact that she looks like she smells like vanilla.
	Okay, she looks like she smells like vanilla.
	I mean who's objectifying women here?
	I'm actually asking a serious question.
	She's a beautiful, gorgeous.
	I mean what exactly do you just make her on specifically?
	Oh, my goodness.
	I'm saying that she is incredibly welcoming.
	She is gorgeous and smart.
	I mean, she's, in a lot of ways, many elements of her persona are admirable and something to look up to is what is a joke.
	You said that she has sinister complicity in the most important thing.
	I absolutely believe that.
	I'm not backing down from that.
	So it's sinister for a daughter to support her father's presidential campaign because you don't like her father?
	Because he's pro-life.
	So these girls are writing for magazines telling our daughters that to be against abortion is sinister.
	I'm not for that.
	For a daughter to capitalize on the power of feminism and uniting women and empowering women while supporting a candidate who is the most anti-woman candidate this country has seen in decades.
	What does that even mean?
	See, this was another time.
	This is back when liberals would come on Tucker's show and he could play with them the way a cat plays with a mouse before he eats it.
	But I think this, Lauren Duca, was the end.
	They stopped showing up after that.
	Your description of the Trump administration, you wrote this piece in Teen Vogue, which I guess you write for.
	Oh, which you guess I write for?
	Yes.
	That's not fake news.
	That's real news.
	I write for...
	You guessed?
	Oh, you guessed, Tucker?
	You guessed?
	That's really patronizing.
	I haven't read Teen Vogue because I'm not a Teen Vogue.
	Well, you haven't.
	Sean, your producers asked me if I wrote for Teen Vogue.
	You have my Teen Vogue article in front of you.
	My name is Warren Jukka, and I write you.
	Here's what you wrote.
	Got it.
	Here's what you wrote.
	The road ahead is a treacherous one.
	There are unprecedented amounts of ugliness to untangle from deciding whether our president can be an admitted sexual predator to figuring out how to stop him from threatening the sovereignty of an entire religion.
	Yes.
	What does it mean to threaten the sovereignty of religion?
	What does that even mean?
	That means an entire agenda, a platform based on banning Muslims, which is still available on his website.
	How does that threaten the sovereignty of religion?
	That's moronic, Lauren.
	You're a writer.
	How does that threaten the sovereignty of it?
	Pardon me for taking away from the public.
	Sorry, how does what threaten the sovereignty of it?
	Threatening to ban Muslims?
	That threatens the sovereignty of it?
	Yes, that completely, that profiles on the basis of religion and reduces people to their beliefs and dictates what they can and cannot publicly believe.
	It doesn't threaten the sovereignty of it.
	So you also accused him on the Chelsea Handler show of, quote, committing a form of psychological abuse that makes the victim feel like they're crazy.
	Does Trump make you feel like you're crazy?
	That's the impression I'm getting.
	Oh my God.
	Are you calling me crazy?
	That's the dormitory.
	I'm asking you.
	You said on Chelsea Handler.
	He's committing psychological abuse on you.
	You believe that?
	On the American people.
	I believe the American people, Trump supporters, Hillary supporters.
	You know what's weird about her too?
	Hold on for a sec.
	She's a 6.5, and you'll Google image her.
	I think Duca is French.
	She's a 6.5, but she presents herself well, and the sex appeal is shockingly high.
	Katy Perry is like an 8.5, and the sex appeal is a zero.
	Lauren Duca, she's getting older now, too.
	And her belief system is ugly.
	She's another one of these like Amy Siskin divorcees who wants the rest of the country to be divorced too and just pushes this sort of separation.
	See, she's kind of haggard.
	There's like a lot of angles in the face there.
	There's like everywhere that there is a feature.
	It's like somebody drawing a face got bored.
	She looks like a crumpled-up stuffed puppy.
	Like a pound puppy.
	Yeah, she looks like a weird little Italian dog.
	But I have a boner.
	You heard you.
	I don't know why.
	No, she looks like that.
	See, she looks like a dude there.
	Yeah.
	Something about, maybe it's the nose.
	She's a pretty cool dude.
	She's got like a little letter U nose with no nostrils, like a lion.
	It looks attractive.
	Little light bulb thing.
	All right, let's get back to her.
	In victim of Trump's gaslighting, what I mean by that is that he frequently contradicts objective evidence.
	Not that he is abusing me personally.
	And I think you're smart enough to know that, aren't you, Tucker?
	I don't know.
	I just take your words at face value.
	So did you read the entire psychological certain one direction will continue?
	Adriana Grande rocked the most epic thigh-high boots at Jingle Bell and Black China and Rock Kardashi.
	Went through the messiest breakup of 2016.
	Those are your other pieces.
	But I'm trying to get to what you're writing about Trump, taking a break from the thigh-high boots, and ask what you're talking about.
	A woman can love Ariana Grande and her thigh-high boots and still.
	Just letting you know that I read you a teenager as of today.
	And those things are not mutually exclusive.
	You can tell a lot, by the way, about a writer from what they write about.
	And if you look up Malcolm or Maureen Callahan, who wrote this great Shkrelli article that we're ensconced in right now, there's variety.
	But you have some of these tattletale guys like Andy Campbell or Christopher Matthias or Jared Holt.
	And you'll just see like proud boys, proud boys, proud boys, proud boys, proud boys.
	Or these vapid cunts and gays at these celebrity magazines.
	It'll be like Trump is evil and then a bunch of other garbage.
	And the reason Tucker's bringing that up is to say this isn't your forte.
	You know, the number one rule of writing is write about what you know.
	And you do silly little vapid, dumb girl stuff.
	And then you want to take on the president of the United States with using big words like sovereign.
	Islam has no sovereignty anymore because they can't travel to America.
	Bring up Teen Vogue.
	We treat young women like they don't have a right to a political conversation.
	Dumb girls.
	And like you can't be enjoying Kylie Jenner's Instagram and worry about the future of this country.
	And those things are not mutually exclusive.
	So you know what?
	I did write about Ariana Grande and I did write about the abusive bigots.
	Those pieces were a little smarter than your piece about threatening the sovereignty of a whole religion.
	All right, I got to go.
	You should stick to the thigh-high boots.
	You're better at that.
	Lauren, thanks for joining us.
	You're in sex.
	Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.
	That was great.
	So I think Shkrelly fell in love with her after that because she's got spunk.
	And he saw the 6.8 with the sex appeal.
	But he got in trouble with Twitter.
	Oh, yeah.
	Suspend it from Twitter?
	So she's bisexual now, right?
	That's the next one after the 6.8.
	So she divorces her husband, says she's gay.
	That's not the link.
	It was the heavy.com thing.
	And then, scroll down.
	Wearing a shirt that says gay.
	Oh, do your fucking tweets not load yet?
	You gotta open it and chrome.
	Well, don't use brave anymore.
	Dude, you gotta solve your problems.
	Anyway, that's annoying.
	Anyway, there's a picture of her wearing a big shirt that says gay.
	I don't think she's gay.
	It's just a cool thing to say after you leave someone if you don't want to look dumped.
	You say, I'm actually queer.
	Oh, the tweet's unavailable for that one.
	Well, it was available about 10 minutes ago.
	There we go.
	There it is.
	Anyway, so he began stalking her.
	Mark, should I spend it for targeted harassment of journalists?
	Now scroll down.
	These fucking tweets better appear or I'm going to murder you.
	Yeah.
	You want to come to the Yanog?
	You want to be my plus one?
	I would rather eat my own organs.
	So at that point, you just drop it.
	How is this allowed, Jack?
	So then he starts photoshopping himself.
	That's her husband that she divorced.
	And that's what got him booted off of Twitter.
	So we're up to 2017 now.
	Then, post-Twitter, he bought the Wu-Tang album Once Upon a Time in Shaolin for $2 million.
	That album comes with some caveats.
	One is you can only listen to it at parties and not the whole thing.
	And it cannot be released commercially until the year 2103, 83 years from now.
	So I guess you can leave it to your grandson.
	So these are all signed.
	I think after he was arrested, they confiscated that as one of his assets.
	It got rave reviews.
	People love it, the 14 minutes they heard of it.
	But Wu-Tang Clan worked on an album for like six years in secret and then said they were going to make two copies.
	I don't know what happened to the other one, but Martin bought one for $2 million.
	I mean, the guy is a lot, but he's fucking not boring.
	That's one of my only things.
	I don't like that he ripped off people for millions of dollars.
	That's bad.
	But boy, is he interesting.
	Oh, Rizza says he sold it on eBay?
	Martin Skrelly said that he said that Martin sold it for 1.2.
	Yeah, that's what I said.
	He could have gotten more.
	Yeah, I just said that.
	You said the Rizza sold it.
	Oh, I meant the Rizza said that they sold it on eBay.
	And then keeps going.
	2017, which I guess that was before the Wu-Tang album, he said he offered five grand for a strand of Hillary's hair on Facebook.
	He says it was just a joke.
	Others say he wanted to clone her, but that's called soliciting assault.
	And he was facing charges.
	By the way, all of this, remember in 2015, he was arrested for the Ponzi scheme.
	So he's on trial as all of this shit happens.
	Is he nuts?
	He's on trial as he stalks Lauren Duca, as he buys that album, as he offers money for Hillary's hair.
	So then 2019, he's sentenced to seven years.
	And then we have this, today's New York Post.
	At least you didn't fall in love with Martin Shigrelli.
	Now, Maureen Callahan is a woman who can write.
	I never said women can't write.
	Some of my favorite writers are women.
	It's just much rarer to find women who can write.
	And the bar for young women writers in New York is unbelievably low.
	They just barf out thousands and thousands of words, especially on the internet, too.
	People don't really care what length the article is, right?
	It's not like you're going to run out of room online.
	But go down a bit.
	In the Manhattan of York, blah, blah, blah.
	Oh, she's doing the background we just did.
	Who says New York woman are too choosy?
	All while under investigation, jurisdiction, blah, blah, blah.
	Keep going.
	Yes, this Cretan found love.
	Anyway, the woman who fell for this baddest of boys, one who lacks any expected bad boy traits such as good looks or sex appeal or obscured tastes in art and music or evidence of facial hair or any other secondary sex characteristics, really has finally gone public with her tale.
	People would have been given a great gift during the darkest of holiday season.
	So she was, she did a piece in Elle Magazine called The Journalist and the Pharma Pro, and then she shopped it out to publishers.
	No one wanted it.
	And she's just ruined her whole career, too.
	Everyone hates her now.
	She's the laughing stock.
	Spoiler number one, here's the well-grown heroine of this romance, Chrissy Smith, photographed and addressed by Vampire's wife, blah, blah, blah.
	Gazing off wistfully.
	Spoiler number one, they never had sex.
	Spoiler number two, she's now divorced, jobless, and living in a basement apartment in Harlem.
	I'm happy here, she tells Elle Stephanie Clifford.
	I feel like I have a purpose.
	Oh, this is so great.
	It's the equivalent of that friend of me who you know is secretly miserable, but posts perfect life shots on Instagram.
	Wow.
	What a fucking loser, huh?
	He really, really wants to be somebody.
	She says he isn't 5'70s, 5'10.
	Anyway, you get the idea.
	It's a great article.
	It's in my notes.
	I'll post them on gavinmcinnis.when.
	Let's get down to COVID.
	We've got the stimulus to talk about.
	It's insane.
	And it involves a fucking $10 million going to Pakistan to study gender?
	Pardon my moi?
	If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.
	Your language is stupid.
	Fucking Chinese.
	Chinese vibrant comes from China.
	Just keep your hands off my dog.
	By the way, all of the mailbag is from prisoners today, and it includes Mercedes continuing a discussion we had on the phone where I say Chinese sucks, and she thinks it's the most wonderful thing in the world.
	Tulsi Gabbard.
	God, I wish they had run her instead of fucking Joe Biden.
	Wouldn't it be fun to be able to look at Tulsi Gabbard for the next four years?
	I think she's good.
	Like she's smart on her.
	Well, she posed with Antifa in a photograph.
	I have a lot of trouble getting over that.
	But check her out.
	From having voted on the House floor on this massive spending bill, I voted against it, and I wanted to tell you why.
	First of all, this bill was over 5,500 pages long.
	We received the text of this bill at approximately 2.30 this afternoon and were told we'd have to go and vote on it just a few hours later.
	There is no way that anybody in Congress had the opportunity or the time to go through and read this bill to know exactly what was in it.
	This is theft.
	I've been here long enough to see how provisions are snuck into these bills literally in the dark of night without any announcement, without telling anyone what is in it, and then rushed through in the manner that we have just seen.
	So here's what's happened.
	We've been bribed.
	Everyone gets $600 to ignore all of the other spending.
	And all of the other spending is not benevolent.
	It's relationships.
	It's deals.
	You send $10 million to Pakistan to study gender.
	You now have someone on your side over there that can help you out when you need a thing.
	That's how you have people like, what's her name, Maxwell Brown, Maxime Waters, worth hundreds of millions of dollars when all they've been making in politics is like 200 grand a year because of this bullshit.
	So they're stealing from us.
	And we're so stupid that we ignore it because we got 600 bucks.
	It's now illegal to show Smokey the Bear smoking.
	You can't sell any merch portraying that.
	Yes.
	What has that got to do with anything?
	That's a thing in the bill.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	This is the height of irresponsibility, and it is absolutely no way for the people's representatives to be able to represent the interests of the American people.
	The second thing is the central part of this bill was supposed to be about providing direct COVID relief to the American people who are struggling and who need help the most.
	This bill dished out hundreds of billions of dollars going towards special interests, going towards a military-industrial complex, going towards foreign countries, meanwhile saying, here's what's left for you.
	You get $600.
	I'll tell you, in Hawaii, that in most cases won't even cover 25% of your rent.
	I'm going to start pronouncing it like that.
	Hawaii?
	Hawaii?
	Yeah, just because out of respect for Tulsi and her state, from now on, we only say Hawaii.
	Hawaii.
	It's like when Jordan, what's his name?
	Jerry Taylor says, white.
	Go back.
	I want to hear him say that again.
	Of your rent.
	No, before that.
	It is an insult.
	Here's what's left for you.
	You get $600.
	I'll tell you, in Hawaii, that.
	Hawaii.
	Hawaii?
	Want to go to Hawaii?
	Hawaii?
	I bought tickets for Nicaragua because I know a Latino there who's a vigilante.
	But I think I'm going to go to Hawaii.
	It's got similar weather to Ejuador, I believe.
	In most cases, won't even cover.
	That's what I'm doing for other places like Canada.
	Canada.
	Or I was thinking of going to Alabama.
	Australia.
	Wait, they say Australia.
	So we had an apartment in New York, and then we...
	Imagine having to have this like mosaic of speech.
	Yeah, you got to do it for every area.
	What's New Jersey?
	10% of your rent.
	It is an insult and a slap in the face to every single American in this country who is struggling because of this COVID pandemic, who is concerned about not being able to pay the rent, about eviction, about whether you'll have enough to buy groceries or medicine for yourself or your loved ones.
	This bill is a representation of the screwed-up priorities of Washington.
	Yes.
	They should be fighting for you and making sure that you, the American people, come first.
	This bill did not do that.
	She's awesome.
	That would almost be like a no-lose situation if it was Trump v.
	The debate would have been awesome.
	You wouldn't have to fear for like, you know, such socialist garbage.
	I wouldn't be fearful.
	It's like George W. Bush, where he would talk when he was president.
	You just go, oh, great.
	Here we go.
	Fool me once.
	Don't get fooled.
	Fool me twice.
	Don't get fooled again.
	Or when he would talk about nuclear, they got nuclear weapons.
	They got nuclear weapons.
	When you got fucking king of the hill, it was embarrassing.
	I didn't care about right or left.
	It was just embarrassing.
	I didn't like seeing him on TV.
	It made me cringe.
	And now we're going to have that for fucking four years.
	It's like if your favorite team, it's like if Mr. Met was just like a walking dildo.
	You're just like, I don't know if I like the Mets anymore right now.
	Like our team is America.
	Yeah.
	And our mascot is Sleepy Joe.
	So sending money to study gender in Pakistan, I was not lying.
	I don't know what kind of kickbacks you get for this, though.
	You get to go on holiday in Pakistan and stay at some politician's house?
	It's the next one right after Telsi Gabbard.
	What were you doing?
	I Clicked the wrong one.
	Coronavirus relief legislation includes $10 million for gender programs in Pakistan.
	Now, that's the Washington Times, is it?
	Fox business.
	Fox business.
	Fox business is a nightmare.
	Don't watch the video.
	It's got nothing to do with that.
	But let me see the text.
	Okay.
	It seized up on me.
	No, it did that to me too.
	Yeah.
	Blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Among them are a pair of assistance programs whereby $15 million will be put toward democracy programs and $10 million will be distributed to gender programs.
	What in the Sam hell?
	This is theft.
	If you make someone, if someone has to approve something that's 5,000 pages, I don't even know, what does 5,000 pages look like?
	That HP copy print, how many pages is that?
	Let's see.
	So you know when you buy paper and it's in a box?
	How many pages are that?
	Put that up on my desk here.
	No, that's just, okay, how many is this?
	This is 155 pages.
	So that's the thing.
	So that box, the big box it's on is probably 1,000.
	So it's five of those boxes.
	I mean, it would take you years.
	You'd have to send them to Max and John to read in prison.
	Here's some other things.
	$95 million for the Agency of International Development.
	This is just salaries.
	Someone is getting a salary.
	There's someone who's going to monitor that money in Pakistan, and then that will be their job.
	$300,000 for international disaster assistance.
	No, $300 million, sorry.
	$90 million for the Peace Corps, whatever.
	$13 million to Howard University.
	It's just like the mob.
	They have these no-show jobs, and that's what Hunter Biden had, right?
	He's getting $50,000 a month for some bullshit oil company he knows nothing about.
	$9 million to Senate expenses, okay?
	$100 million to essential air carriers.
	This is of note because the airlines are going to need billions in loans to keep them afloat.
	$100 million means nothing.
	It's only 10 times what Pakistan's getting for their drag queens.
	$40 billion.
	Is that right?
	1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
	Yeah.
	40 billion goes to the Take Responsibility to Workers and Families Act.
	This sounds like it's direct payments for workers.
	$1 billion, airlines recycle and save program, $25 million FFA, FAA, National Railroad, Amtrak, Transit Infrastructure, Maritime Administration.
	Public and Indian housing gets 2.5 million.
	We should have applied for something on this.
	And this also could be politicians paying back donors, right?
	Like you pay a politician during his campaign and you're like, I don't know, some Bitcoin guy or something and Bitcoin never comes up.
	And you're like, dude, you never got me back.
	And they go, there was never any legislation for you.
	And then this comes along and goes, I'm going to get you back with that.
	And then we're clear, right?
	Stop calling me so early in the morning.
	What does any of this have to do with the fucking COVID virus?
	Okay, that brings us to, I like to have a vein to the show.
	So this brings us to the other day, lawmakers in Oregon had a secret meeting.
	Oregon lawmakers saw protests inside and outside the state Capitol building as they convened on Monday to vote on pandemic relief amid the waning days of 2020.
	Now, we've seen what happens when politicians are in charge of doling out money.
	It's a fucking shit show.
	Like Ronald Reagan said, to say that the government spends like a drunken sailor is an insult to drunken sailors because at least they're spending their own money.
	Where's the link?
	Is there any pictures there?
	If you go to the next...
	Yeah, there's no pictures.
	So go to the next one and just turn down the volume.
	Oregon Senator Dallas Heard R. Roseberg, he's a Republican, held his own protest on the floor of the Senate as the day began, removing his mask before his fellow lawmakers in defiance of health restrictions requiring facial coverings in the building.
	Heard said he removed his mask in protest of what he called Governor Kate Brown's infringement on individual liberties and people's God-given rights.
	His actions drew a stern rebuttal from President Peter Courtney, who warned Heard he was in danger of dismissal from the chamber.
	You have no message, Courtney said, as Heard left the chamber to speak to the protesters outside and denounce the governor's face mask order.
	Outside of the Capitol building, as many as 300 people armed with signs and Trump paraphernalia attempted to storm the legislature.
	Why aren't you playing this link?
	It's frozen up.
	What's frozen up?
	The actual vid.
	The link?
	So some are saying this was Proud Boys.
	They're clearly not Prowboys.
	They're old boomers.
	They don't want us to see the fucking truth, man.
	Yeah.
	I just tried it in two different browsers.
	So it's not playing on Brave or?
	The follow- Oh, okay.
	This is a mirror.
	Because I believe maybe this has been.
	Yeah, that's it.
	You took an oath.
	This is an unlawful enforcement.
	We are legally allowed to be in this meeting today.
	You are disobeying your oath.
	You are disobeying.
	Venezuela.
	They're robbing us to the tune of billions.
	Come join us.
	Join us.
	I am also pro-cop, but these guys are not impressing me.
	But how naive do you have to be to think you're going to convince a cop?
	Like one of them's going to turn around and start marching in and let them all in?
	You just plant the seed and they're like, you know what?
	So this is for a future time?
	But this is what Antifa does.
	They go do this to one of their neighbors.
	They go, fuck you, you pig.
	At one point, those people started calling them Hitler and saying, you're a fascist.
	This is how World War II started.
	Like a bootlicker.
	I'm done with that analogy.
	I'll never want to hear the word Hitler ever again, honestly.
	It's like Bob Marley's album, what's it called?
	Journey Today?
	Legend.
	You never need to hear Any more of Legend.
	I'm good for one lifetime.
	Full up to the top of all 20 of those fucking songs.
	Let's jump to Proud Boys.
	And we have a new intro here.
	I've been saving this interview for the end, but we got the guy who was stabbed.
	But let's go check out his parlor first.
	Oh, let's see the Proud Boys thing first.
	Proud Boys don't start fights.
	They finish.
	Proud of your boy.
	I'll make you proud of your boys.
	Proud boys, stand back and stand by.
	Hey, dude, who made that?
	Can you throw some blacks in there?
	Not even Proud Boys, just red and black.
	Yeah, just Bill Carson.
	Chris Rock.
	Yeah.
	No, black Proud Boys.
	So his parlor is fun.
	This is Noble Beard we have on the show, but I just want to catch you up on him.
	So he's going to tell the stories of him being stabbed twice in recent months.
	One was he was breaking up.
	I think in both cases, it was black people with knives who came to hunt, hunt whites.
	So the narrative that cops are hunting black people for sport is a lie.
	No one is talking about what's actually happening, which is criminals in D.C., mostly black, are hunting people because there's no law.
	So you get released.
	And the guy who stabbed him got released.
	And all the stabbers have been released in all of these things.
	They weren't apprehended in the first case, but they were apprehended in the second case and let go.
	And he says, so I find it funny that D.C. police never came to the hospital to interview me about the stabbing.
	Not once.
	And they let the scumbag out with a misdemeanor charge.
	But yeah, you'll go back and think the thin blue line all you want.
	He's one of the only Pro Boys who's not very pro-cop.
	But go look at his other stuff.
	All his posts are great.
	I can't believe I wasn't following him.
	So if there's that one we just heard, then go down.
	All these people who scream back the blue.
	He's talking about what happened with the video we just watched.
	He's talking about those people we just saw.
	And he's saying that the police protected Big Daddy.
	This is, by the way, a day after the American government stole billions of dollars from us.
	Stole it.
	We've been robbed.
	Keep going down.
	There's Tommy Robinson backing this Patriots.
	Get American for your freedom pressure.
	I'm not asking you to engage in criminalized.
	There is bear spray going back and forth from the cops and from the protesters, back and forth.
	I'll die for my freedom.
	I'm ready to fight here.
	The doors are open.
	The police went inside.
	See, I know we're living in shitty times, but at least people are woke.
	At least they're alert.
	Oh, here's an interesting post where he says, I'm going to share a possibly unpopular opinion.
	Women do not belong on the front line at rallies or the battles that happen at them.
	For every female that is up front, it's one less capable man.
	I've been screaming that forever.
	What was Heather Heyer doing in a war to go fight Nazis with her flip-flops on and her leggings?
	And isn't it a burden to the men as well?
	It's not even just like taking the place of a man, but then the men have to worry about them.
	So they're actually occupied.
	I don't think women should be in the military because men do irrational things.
	They over-protect.
	I don't think women should be in the police force as far as on the front lines.
	We saw how badly they handle that Calgary kid.
	I talk to cops about female cops all the time, and it's always a nightmare.
	In fact, this one guy I know, he would call for backup before he even got there because he knew she was so insecure and she was tiny too, that she would overcompensate and start fronting.
	What the fuck, bitch?
	Which is what happened at the stabbing.
	And get him in trouble.
	So there's a whole myriad of reasons.
	It's not just, oh, you fall in love with them and it's sexual tension.
	No, it's they overcompensate or they undercompensate and they can't handle the perp.
	Women are not as strong as men.
	Okay?
	Pretty simple.
	They shouldn't be in battle.
	Anyway, have you got him on the line?
	Yes.
	Let's talk to him.
	Yes, sir.
	Noble Beard, are you there, sir?
	I am.
	What's happening?
	I just wanted to catch up on your stabbings.
	My stabbings?
	It's funny that you got to say it multiple times, right?
	Yeah.
	Well, at least there's...
	At least there's a lot of people in jail for their crimes for stabbing you.
	At least justice was served.
	Oh, yeah.
	I mean, that 26-hour stint that that guy did totally reformed him.
	So let's go to the first one.
	Now, just to give people a backstory, they both involved Harry's.
	Harry's is like a mega bar in D.C. One of the only ones, really, where you're safe, where you know someone's not going to spit in your drink.
	And you're coming back.
	This is like, I'm going back about a month now.
	You're coming back.
	Election night.
	What?
	Election night.
	Oh, right, right, right.
	Yep.
	So election night, you're coming back from Harry's and you see some old guy in a suit.
	Was he getting stabbed?
	Yeah, so what happened was we were coming back.
	I'm trying to keep the sun out of there for you.
	We were coming back.
	We were just walking to our cars.
	Enrique, myself, Bev, Bev Beatty, and a couple of other people were walking back to our cars.
	And we just noticed these three guys walk, or two guys and a girl.
	We didn't really pay attention to gender because you're not allowed to do that these days anyway.
	So sorry if I missed gender, G faggots.
	Anyways, so they were walking past us, mumbled something because we were talking about the election.
	Then we noticed this old white guy in a suit across the street, kind of stumbling, looking like he was coming back from an election party or something.
	And we noticed him walk across the street, get in front of him, stop him, and then start just running their mouths to him and talking shit.
	I don't know.
	Am I allowed to swear?
	Of course.
	So you're going in opposite directions.
	Yeah.
	So they pass you in going the same direction and the old drunk white guy in the suit, he's coming in the opposite direction of you.
	Yeah, yeah.
	He was kind of behind us.
	And so they crossed over and started, you know, they started giving them shit.
	And so Bev noticed it.
	She jumped up, ran over, got, You know, got in the middle of it, and she didn't throw any punches or anything.
	But the one female that was there, man, she caught Bev with like a three-piece and a biscuit, man.
	She was just like, boom, boom, boom, hit her like three times.
	Yep, yep.
	And she, Bev, you know, I jumped in the middle.
	I was like, whoa, we're not going to do that.
	Bev said, the hell we aren't.
	So she moved me out of the side.
	And then, you know, so they proceeded to scrap.
	And then I stepped up because there was two guys there.
	Enrique was coming in behind me.
	Two guys that squared off with them.
	Enrique tackles the one dude.
	And then, so I engage with the other guy.
	Now, I had my stab plates on.
	I had my vest on underneath my jacket.
	So they didn't know I was protected.
	But somewhere in the scrum, in the melee, one of the guys feels he's outmatched or his girl is outmatched, grabs his knife out, pulls it, and goes and stabs Bev in the back three times, stabs another guy in the neck, and slices another guy's face.
	And I didn't know any of this had happened.
	My back was turned because I was fighting with the one guy.
	And I noticed I got punched.
	I felt like I got punched three times in the back.
	And then I heard the dude go, fuck.
	You know, I had steel plates on.
	So, you know, I figured he hurt his hand.
	I'm going to find out he had tried to stab me in my back, just like he had stabbed everyone else.
	But I had my plates on.
	Luckily, we hadn't saved me.
	So that was the first incident.
	Wait a minute.
	Didn't you say you heard one of them say, I've been waiting for this all night?
	Yes, yes.
	So the one guy, when I got to square up with the one guy, I thought we were just going to go fisticuffs, you know?
	I was like, all right, let's do this.
	And he just looked at me.
	He was like, I've been waiting for this all night.
	I've been looking for this all night.
	I was like, well, you got it now.
	So what you want to do with it?
	And he, that's the guy that pulled the knife and stabbed everybody.
	So yeah, they were out looking for it, man.
	Yeah.
	Well, that's my contention is because crime has gotten so bad in D.C. now that the Washington Post won't deliver at night.
	You only get your Washington Post after like 8 a.m., 9 a.m.
	So it's a complete war zone.
	And I think with this no bail and the cops not protecting anyone, the cops being prevented from doing their jobs, I think that kids are going out hunting the way they were back in the 80s with the Central Park V when they go out wilding in New York.
	Yeah, because New York used to be, that used to be New York City until Giuliani cleaned it up, you know?
	Yep.
	That's what happens when you get a Republican in office over a Democrat.
	You get clean streets.
	You get safe areas to live in, gentrification or whatever they call it.
	You get beautiful homes.
	And when you get a Democrat in office, you get shithole, crime-infested third world countries.
	Yep.
	Yep.
	So Bevlyn was in the hospital for a while.
	Yeah, she ended up getting an infection, a bacterial infection in her lung from the oxygen they were giving her in the hospital.
	Oh, my God.
	So she could have died.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Well, they lost me twice in the ambulance on the way to the hospital last week.
	Oh, I didn't know that.
	Holy crap.
	All right.
	So we skip ahead another two weeks, right?
	You're at Harry's again.
	Oh, by the way, before we banned the first stabbing.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	The press didn't go near this story.
	The only articles I saw about it said things like, proud boys come to DC for violence and people get stabbed.
	Yes, yes.
	They conveniently leave out who keeps getting stabbed.
	Right.
	And then the other angle I saw was from that guy, Will Carlos, over at USA Today, who said, the fact that the police put you in their cars and drove around to see who did it is yet another example of preferential treatment that proud boys get from the police.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, because they've never ever put someone in the car and said, hey, come with me.
	Let's see if we can identify the suspect.
	Yeah, they didn't even say the suspect was guilty.
	That's what you do.
	I've done it.
	Everyone's done it.
	Okay, so jump ahead two weeks, and I think another counter.
	We'd have to jump ahead to two months, actually.
	Oh, sorry, two months.
	That happened there.
	We've had one rally up there in the meantime, the street sweeper rally where we went out and beat the shit out of Antifa after they had been attacking innocents all day, pushing over women who are pushing strollers with their babies.
	Yep, that black woman.
	We saw that.
	We had enough.
	We had an absolute, I mean, we went out with bad intentions, not going to lie.
	We wanted to clear the streets of that bullshit.
	We had had enough.
	And when we got a hold of them, they got what they wanted.
	They wanted violence, man.
	They wanted to intimidate small groups of people until they saw us, man.
	Gavin, they shit their pants when they saw us come marching down the street at them.
	They shit their pants.
	When there was no police in between us and them, they knew.
	It's like, you know, you've seen that the moment that he knew he fucked up.
	That was it for them.
	Right.
	Well, we showed footage of who they were attacking, and they always pray on the weak.
	That black woman with her kids, that old man on his bike, they sucker punched the guy we had on the show from behind when they would get him up.
	They were acting like hyenas, really.
	They would sort of pick and then be barked back and then pick again.
	Yeah, until we came up on them.
	When real men showed up in large numbers to counter them, that's when the big penises they had turned inside out and turned into vaginas.
	Okay, so now we're up to the most recent stabbing, which was what, last weekend?
	Last Saturday.
	Yeah, last Saturday.
	So, yeah, I mean, it was a wild day, man.
	It was great.
	We had, dude, we had over a thousand Proud Boys turn out for that.
	The largest showing.
	And, you know, I texted you after it, and I sent you this picture, and I was like, did you ever think back in 2016 when you started it that they would ever be something like this as great of a force as it is and as great of an organization as it is?
	And it really has, man.
	So hats off to you.
	You had a vision.
	And man, I'll tell you what, you know, just that sea of black and yellow marching through the streets of our nation's capital.
	You know, it was like soldiers coming back into Rome.
	You know what I mean?
	After conquering, you know, some, you know, Greece or something like that, you know?
	Well, you know you're over the target when the media is constantly lying about you and trying to turn you into a roving, violent Nazi gang and totally ignoring six months of pure fucking riotous hell from Antifa and BLM.
	Yeah, and Portland is another example of that, what they did to us when we went out there September 26th.
	National emergency because we were coming to have some beers.
	You know?
	You know, it's accuse your enemy of which you are guilty.
	You know, it's that old strategy.
	So what's amazing about the most recent stabbing, we were talking about this yesterday, there's a meme called It's the Media, where it's a cartoon of the media focusing on one part of the picture, and it looks like the victim is the perp and the perp is the victim.
	But you pull back and you see the knife is a shoe and the other guy was going like, don't hurt me, whatever.
	And they did that with the stabbing.
	It said breaking news on Daily Mail, and the breaking news was hiding the black guy's knife, and it was just showing the Proud Boy, the other Proud Boy got stabbed holding the dude.
	Yeah, of course, of course.
	Reverse.
	They never said who got stabbed in any of those articles.
	They just said four people were stabbed when the Proud Boys came to D.C. Yeah.
	You could have said, hey, four Proud Boys were stabbed.
	Right.
	But why would they do that?
	Well, they also don't mention that Harry's is a MAGA bar.
	So a black guy with a knife going there in Antifa clothes isn't some innocent sweet angel on his way home to buy groceries for his mom.
	This was another hunter.
	He came in with bad intentions, man.
	Yeah.
	He knew exactly what he was going to do.
	So anyway, so I see it happening.
	And so I've kind of, I'm kind of, a lot of times I'm the voice of reason out there, you know, and I and I can kind of de-escalate a situation if it needs de-escalating.
	So I saw the situation happening.
	So I run over.
	Wait, what did you see exactly?
	What did you see?
	What did you see?
	What I saw is basically when you're in these situations, man, you see a crowd just start to rush in a certain direction.
	And so I saw the direction they were rushing in.
	And I saw the one guy by himself standing there.
	And I saw that obnoxious female grab the mask, grab at his mask.
	Apparently he had already had his knife out.
	She knew it.
	And she was in bragging about how she can cheat death and all this.
	It's like, no, because he wasn't there to stab you.
	He was there to stab us, you idiot.
	So she grabs at his mask and then the scrum starts.
	I was going to come up, try to get him out of there.
	Be like, come on, man.
	Let me, everybody back off.
	Give him some space.
	Let him walk through.
	Let him get out of here.
	Right?
	And, you know, who knows?
	That could have been a mistake, too.
	He could have just stuck a knife in my throat if I was trying to get him out of there, you know?
	So I'm not taking any chances anymore with these guys.
	They get within stabbing distance of me.
	You're catching a right hook or something.
	You know what I mean?
	I'm not giving them the opportunity again.
	But anyway, so I came in.
	I was running in to try and de-escalate the situation.
	He came swinging at me.
	I didn't see the knife.
	So obviously my instinct is to swing back.
	So I grabbed him by the shoulder and I started pounding his mouth.
	And that's when all of a sudden I noticed I felt that pain.
	I was like, ooh, somebody just stabbed me.
	Yeah, I've never been stabbed before, but I knew instantly somebody stabbed me.
	And you didn't have your plates on this time?
	No, I did, but he got me in the side.
	He got me up here.
	I saw stitch marks that looked like they were in the middle.
	That was just, that was the side?
	Yeah, so I've got this.
	Yeah.
	So I've got that.
	That's because they had to do exploratory surgery because he punctured my lung.
	He punctured my diaphragm and my stomach.
	Holy shit.
	Yeah, so that was the second one.
	Now, what do they do when that happens?
	They go in and stitch up your stomach and stitch up your lung?
	How does that work?
	Well, they had to, the lung will actually heal itself.
	So what they had to do is I had a chest tube in for five days.
	They had a tube that was just down through my back and went down and it kept all the blood and drainage and stuff.
	It kept draining it out of my body so that it wouldn't fill up my lung cavity and collapse my lung.
	And that's what happened to me on the way to the hospital is my lung collapsed.
	Luckily, like Milkshake and a couple of other guys were right there and they put a chest, you know, they put the correct kind of dressing on my wound when I got stabbed once I realized it.
	What's that?
	And there was an EMP.
	What kind of dressing?
	What's that?
	What's the correct kind of dressing?
	It was a chest, I think, chest pack or something like that.
	It's a chest vent, chest vent.
	So it seals the wound up, but it allows for venting so that if you need to clear the cavity for the lung, it doesn't fill up.
	So I had one in my IFAC, which is my med bag I always carry on me.
	And so they went into my pack and they got everything out they needed.
	They wrapped me up and there was a lady named Rose there that helped save my life too.
	If I had just sat there and bled until the ambulance got there, I probably wouldn't be here right now.
	Probably would have successfully killed their first proud boy.
	Like Jay Bishop over in Portland.
	He didn't even have a chance, man.
	He didn't even have a chance, that poor guy.
	So, you know, and so I get to the hospital and, you know, they take me, they run me into surgery.
	And, I mean, dude, there's no feeling like being on a gurney, butt naked, with a big old gash in your side, and them running you to, I mean, absolutely full out sprinting you to the OR.
	You know, the thought of your impending death just creeps over your body, man.
	And you're like, I was surprisingly calm, though.
	I was like, well, I mean, if this is it, this is it.
	At least my name will be brought into battles, you know, down the road.
	You know, my name will be carried in there like a sword, you know.
	So I was surprisingly calm about it.
	But, you know, I got kids and stuff.
	So, you know, I wanted to get home, obviously.
	But there's no feeling like getting rushed down a hallway.
	You know, it's like right out of a movie, man.
	You know, the white hallway, the lights, you know, everything's starting to go dim.
	And they get you into the surgery and you say your last prayers before they put you under.
	And you don't know if you're ever going to wake up again.
	So I did, luckily.
	And how long were you in there?
	Five days?
	No, six days.
	They released me, well, seven days.
	They released me on Sunday.
	Now, I saw there's a fundraiser for you, and I was excited to see it go up to what, 50K by now?
	57,000, man.
	I couldn't believe that.
	You know, my medical bills alone are probably going to be upwards of $150,000 to maybe $200,000 for that stay.
	So it's definitely going to help.
	It's definitely going to help.
	That's not really.
	I mean, there's got to be some sort of payment plan you can set up because 50 doesn't really do much to 250.
	No, no, but it'll help get me somewhere at least, I guess, you know.
	And, you know, and it's not even just the donations, man.
	The amount of love and support from just people I've never even met, other Proud Boys, you know, just random people messaging me and texting me.
	I mean, that's really what got me through, man.
	Being in a situation like that and having, you know, that much support and that much love from the community.
	You know, if this would have happened, you know, three years ago to a proud boy, nobody would have given a shit, you know?
	Yeah.
	Well, the media's angle for this whole thing is that he was just an innocent man walking down the street and he was surrounded by proud boys and he just pulled up the knife in self-defense.
	What evidence do we have that that's not the case?
	Well, I mean, we'd have to link him to, you know, we'd have to somehow link him to an organization or, you know, find his social media, which has probably been scrubbed.
	You know, I believe that we did have some word that there was actually bounties on myself, on Enrique.
	There was money bounties on us.
	Wow.
	And yeah, I mean, when you got money on your head and, you know, some, you know, and people are willing to do anything for it.
	You know what I mean?
	Well, especially when there's no punishment.
	Like, it's win-win for him.
	He walked away with a misdemeanor and what, a $500 fine?
	Bail?
	Bail, yeah.
	$550 bail.
	Unbelievable.
	Now, if that was me, you know, they'd pile Rittenhouse me.
	Oh, yeah.
	You know?
	Yeah.
	If some white guy went to a black bar and he ended up stabbing four blacks, I mean, he'd be in prison for 100 years.
	Guaranteed.
	Yeah.
	And the media, it's not just the justice system.
	The media pushes this, but they're both the same.
	Like the media, the DNC, the justice system, and I think the police are now getting sucked into this in at least D.C., where they're all part of the same sort of plan of wiping out Trump supporters.
	And they were paying Antifa to go to D.C. that weekend, and they paid them for their room and board, everything, paid for their travel, and then paid them a stipend on a daily basis.
	That wasn't just to go protest.
	That was to go fuck up Trump supporters.
	Yeah, they actually busted them in.
	They were staying at a holiday inn in Arlington, Virginia.
	And we got this intel on the way in.
	About three or four busloads of Antifa showed up and they were staying at their carrying their flags and their shields.
	And we figured out why, because in Virginia, you could keep guns.
	So if they needed to, they could keep guns at their hotel if things got crazy and come back and get their guns.
	Well, that's what I'm hearing rumors about with the January 6th rally that Antifa is going to come armed because DC police have decided, and I can't verify this yet, D.C. police have decided to allow concealed carry forces.
	Yeah, you have to apply for the permit.
	But, I mean, if Bowser and all of them are the ones that are controlling who gets the permits, who do you think they're going to give them to?
	Definitely not the right-wing Trump supporters.
	No.
	Well, I hope there's no bloodshed on January 6th.
	I hope Proud Boys don't even go.
	Well, we are officially not going.
	Good.
	After this last showing, we are officially not going.
	We have to take some time.
	We have to regroup.
	We love to support Trump.
	We love to support the country.
	We love to support the normies.
	However, January 6th, with everything that's going on, we need to take a step back.
	We need to reorganize.
	We need to figure out the best strategy.
	So, yeah, so we're off the table for.
	It's one thing when people want you dead, right?
	Like, people want gangsters dead all the time.
	But in this case, you also have the politicians and the justice system and the media also wanting you dead.
	So when you get stabbed, it becomes four people were stabbed at a Proud Boys thing.
	And when you stop a man from being killed, it's preferential treatment from the police.
	And then they actually catch the perp and he's gone with a misdemeanor.
	I mean, all of those factors together is a perfect storm for murder.
	Yep.
	And I'm warning all of the Trump supporters and the normies that want to go up there on January 6th.
	Something smells fishy.
	It seems like a trap to me.
	And, you know, with the president's words, it's going to be wild or whatever he said.
	You know, we want to do this, but we want to do this correctly.
	We can't jump the gun and allow emotions to drive us.
	We have to think tactfully.
	We have to think, you know, correct, what's the correct move, the correct next move.
	We can't just jump in feet first.
	No, do it legal.
	Get a permit, have security there.
	You know, I like the idea that they were talking about for the rally a couple months ago in Portland where they were going to have a banner that said, there's no such thing as boneless wings.
	Yeah.
	That should be the answer.
	Our new thing is the Mexican pizza at Taco Bell.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	I've sort of seen.
	What is that about?
	Not that I want to ruin the joke.
	Well, no, it's they took away the Mexican pizza from Taco Bell like last year or something.
	Because it's racist, I guess.
	And so, yeah, I think we need to bring that back.
	And I think we should all, maybe on January 6th, all the Proboys should all gather up.
	Everyone go to your local Taco Bell and protest.
	Everyone go order a Mexican pizza.
	And when they don't have it, throw a refit right there.
	Do a sit-in right there in the Taco Bell and say, I'm not leaving until I get a fucking Mexican pizza.
	Lie down.
	Like at Grand Central, BLM would have these die-ins where they all lie down dead.
	Yeah, we're going to do a pizza in.
	Yeah, we could lie down starved to death from the lack of Mexican pizza.
	Yep, yep, exactly.
	So, but yeah, man, anybody going up there January 6th, just be safe.
	Just be safe, be prepared because obviously anything can happen.
	Yeah, I smoke.
	You know, I just want to let my assassin know, you missed, motherfucker.
	I'm out here.
	I'm out here.
	I'm walking around.
	I got 56 staples in my body right now.
	I got a punctured lung.
	I've got a hole in my back where the chest tube is.
	But guess what, motherfucker?
	You didn't do your job.
	No, and I hope he never does.
	No, he's going to have to come harder than that if he wants to kill me.
	Noble, thanks for coming on the show.
	Always a pleasure talking to you.
	Absolutely, Gav.
	Thank you.
	Proud of you, boy.
	Tell Ryan that he's really gay, and I love him.
	I will.
	And I miss you.
	I will.
	We'll see you soon, brother.
	See you later, man.
	See you, man.
	What do you think of Noble Beard Trump?
	Everybody knows what I'm saying is true.
	Do you think that the hunter, the predator, acted in self-defense?
	You're fired.
	Do you think Noble Beard should sue the DC police?
	Right now, I'm too busy making America great again.
	Well, that's actually a good segue into the mailbag.
	Shut up, you don't have a death.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	So Mercedes sent me a letter, but it includes another letter in the letter from someone else.
	I have to be careful not to show any addresses.
	She always sends me newspaper clippings of funny little jokes.
	I don't know.
	They're Sunday funnies.
	They're never going to be funny.
	So I'll read you some of hers.
	Very fancy writing.
	Very eloquent.
	Dear Gavin, this follow-up letter, blah, blah, blah.
	Thank you for the help on the Melinda Thomas case, by the way.
	All I did was, it sounded like this woman was innocent.
	She's being railroaded, and they don't care about this part of San Bernardino where she's in because it's like desert and garbage.
	So I sent it to Michelle Malkin because that's her crusade.
	Michelle didn't respond, so I guess she's got too much on her plate.
	But it's a really difficult thing to do.
	Because I'm sure everyone in jail goes, no, no, I was railroaded.
	So now you have to research the whole case.
	Like Michelle found that cop where he's in jail right now, Asian guy, and they said, you made this black woman blow you to avoid a ticket.
	And Michelle did hundreds of hours of research and discovered that the way he dresses, even if they both were going to have consensual oral sex, she's like, can I blow you?
	Honey, it's her boyfriend.
	He'd be like, ah, fuck, hold on, okay.
	Like he got spanks and all these vests and stuff.
	Your dick doesn't just schloop out.
	It's hard to get to it.
	So how much research did it take for Michelle to get there?
	She'd have to talk to him, talk to the lawyers.
	I mean, I know the Max and John case inside out, but that's because it's been up my ass for three years.
	Two years.
	So I don't know what I'm supposed to do with these cases.
	And I don't want to get the wrong person.
	Like, Kim Kardashian was working on a guy who burnt a couple alive.
	She didn't do her research, apparently.
	I've spoken with her extensively, and she's responsible, and I can vouch for her.
	Although, I think there was another letter where she said, I changed my mind.
	I don't vouch for her anymore.
	She's mentally unstable.
	Maybe that was another person I was supposed to go.
	I had previously written you about Brittany Jordan.
	This is what I was talking about.
	And I wanted to rescind my support of her.
	After being housed with her for over a month, I can say she seems to suffer from some sort of mental instability for which she refuses to be medicated.
	After not only abusing, observing it daily, but being the recipient of her erratic and volatile and unnecessarily mean behavior, I can actually understand why she was noticed as a person of interest in her case.
	Whatever the outcome, hers is a case in which I cannot, in good conscience, ask you or your supporters for help.
	Okay, what if I had gone nuts on that one?
	Brittany Jordan.
	You know what I'm saying?
	That would have been bad.
	Like, why don't you send me a Petri dish and ask me to find a cure for cancer?
	It's not my area of expertise.
	I'd have to learn, get a chemistry degree.
	Am I supposed to fly down to San Bernardino and talk to Brittany Jordan's lawyer?
	What if I had done that and spent months researching and then I'm like, oh, she's nuts.
	All right.
	Sorry, we didn't have a show for three months, guys.
	I was researching a lunatic.
	Instead of working with one.
	Okay, so I won't read you the whole thing, but this is her after we had an argument about China.
	And as you saw earlier from the COVID intro, I hate Chinese.
	After mentioning China, I had mentioned to you I would elaborate on the benefits of learning Chinese as a quote-unquote digital language.
	Chinese is, in a form, algebraic.
	It consists of a series of symbols that make up syllables in either singular or compound fashion.
	A word can consist of a single syllable or several.
	So in essence, the symbols are the building blocks of the words.
	There are 800 or so characters and 1,033 compounds.
	Whose side are you on here, Mercedes?
	This sounds like a pretty shitty language to me.
	How many letters do we have?
	24.
	26.
	I think Korean has like 18.
	That's the only one who beats us is Korean.
	24 and then Hawaii and Alaska.
	Hawaii.
	Hawaii.
	Congratulations.
	Congratulations.
	I've got the lead with now.
	Congratulations.
	Did you find that?
	Is that what you're looking for?
	I'm cutting it right now as we speak.
	To become, and you need all those to become literate in Chinese.
	For full literacy, there are 2,349 characters, but all of these use those 800 building blocks.
	Yeah, I know.
	When I was in Taiwan, there's closed captions at the bottom of Chinese shows in Chinese.
	And I said to the person, I said, what the fuck's going on here?
	People, is it for the deaf?
	And they go, no, Chinese is so complicated that even adults are still refining it and learning it and trying to get better at it, if you will.
	Congratulations.
	Oh, you found it.
	Let's see it.
	It's almost done.
	It's just in the project right now.
	Here's why I believe it's wonderful for children to learn.
	It requires memory.
	Yeah, because it's so shitty.
	You have to be a fucker genius to remember all these stupid words.
	It's also symbolic, as each symbol was with its meaning.
	It also requires a different kind of hand-eye coordination to create.
	I find since studying it myself, seeing new patterns in everyday things as a result, especially the mundane.
	So, I think you made my case for me, Mercedes.
	Anyway, she goes on and on, and the rest is all about Chinese.
	She's very intelligent.
	It's a very interesting letter.
	But maybe I'll photocopy these and put them on Deer Censored.
	So that's one.
	And then she includes in her letter this new chick I'm supposed to investigate.
	Started September 8th, 2017.
	Well, I'm going to assume she's Mexican.
	Started September 18th, 2017.
	Me and my ex were fighting via phone and text.
	He moved out.
	I moved on.
	He was not happy.
	He drove to the house.
	Used to be his, drunk as fuck when he got there.
	He beat me up in the front yard.
	Neighbors called the cops.
	Stupid me.
	I begged him to stop and go lock the gun in the house.
	I told the cops we were good.
	He was drunk, going to sleep it off and leave later.
	Once the cops left, he said he'd be back later for his stuff.
	Charges were filed later with restraining order.
	September 19th.
	So it's 11 days later.
	Like, what am I supposed to do with this?
	Dismissed Judge Gavin.
	Did you know Kyle Rittenhouse at the Proud Boys, at the Million MAGA March, Proud Boys yelled out, break out Kyle?
	They had some chant, like they're going to break out Kyle.
	And I heard that Kyle Rittenhouse had six SWAT team types in front of his cell that night.
	Whoa.
	What?
	Guys, that's the plot of American Skin, that movie we saw yesterday where they take over a police station.
	These fucking politicians are watching too many Hollywood movies.
	That's why Max and John are in jail.
	Because they're watching too much TV.
	They think we're this fucking military force.
	It's going to break.
	How impossible would it be to break someone out of jail?
	Maybe the American military could...
	I don't even know if this is true.
	Maybe the entire American military could break someone out of a Canadian prison.
	With the help of like five people on the inside.
	Is that even possible?
	Don't add people helping on the inside, Brian.
	Like, couldn't they just lock it down, and then you'd have to blow with dynamite the walls?
	I wonder if they have like a way it's designed.
	Remember when we went to visit John?
	You go in through a thing and then the gate closes behind you and then you've got to wait for them to open the other gates.
	Even if I was armed with an M16, I'm not getting past the second gate.
	You'd need explosives or like some sort of laser to cut the fence, and then you could always go around the fence and to cut through the fences.
	You just need lots of dynamite.
	There'd be lots of deaths.
	You'd probably lose like 20 guys.
	That's what we're going to do.
	You've been watching too many Mike Tyson movies with Frank.
	Congratulations.
	Oh, that's so good.
	It gets better every time I see it.
	Let me see it again.
	Congratulations.
	This is after they both had shit careers in acting, and the main character gets the job at the lead in the play.
	And with Neil's obviously very upset because their friendship's over.
	Don't spoil it.
	September 19th, again, fighting with Angel, my ex, was supposed to come get his stuff from the house.
	He never showed up.
	He called me later that night to meet him at Burger King with his stuff.
	I had a weird feeling, so I texted him and told him to meet me on Powerline Road.
	Once there, the cops were waiting for me.
	What?
	I don't believe anything.
	I think everybody's lying.
	I was...
	I had noted statements from...
	So anyway, he claims she was sending him threatening texts.
	She says, no, I wasn't.
	And then this letter says there's no evidence of the threatening texts.
	Okay.
	What would you like me to do?
	Hack into AT ⁇ T's texts and make sure you're not lying?
	Like, I'm not a fucking detective, lady.
	I wish you nothing but the best, but I'm sorry.
	Okay, let's go to now the sane letters.
	John Kinsman.
	Hey, Gavin, I'm writing to say thank you for putting some money in my commissary.
	I appreciate it very much.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Houses are being quarantined.
	That means I have no classes, programs, blah, blah, blah.
	This weekend, I finished a giraffe.
	He's already sent me the giraffe.
	It's stunning.
	That'll be on the next auction.
	And we had to take the auctions off our site.
	So how did they get to him without that link?
	I'll put it on Parlor or something.
	I don't know.
	It'll be up soon.
	If you could pin it on your parlor, or we could pin it on our Twitter.
	I guess that was ridiculous to tell you since the pictures were sent to you and you probably got them just before this letter.
	That is correct.
	The Electoral College met and voted Biden.
	If Biden gets in the Oval Office, I don't know what will happen.
	Sure, there's a lot of lawsuits flying around.
	The Civil War is being fought in the courts, but if Biden gets in and the lawsuits fail, I don't know.
	Texas is talking about secession, as always, but they might actually pull it off this time.
	If that happens, what will the rest of the states do?
	Could be a pretty ugly scene, but it could also be a good split with an inevitable bad ending when China starts flexing.
	I don't know.
	Maybe Hawaii will split away from both sides entirely, and since they have such a strong military presence, they conquer the Philippines?
	I'm just imagining shit here.
	I'm just blabbing.
	But just accepting a Biden presidency is intolerable.
	Intolerable.
	I can't say that word.
	Intolerable.
	I heard this weekend went well.
	I also heard it didn't go so well for some.
	God bless them, but the good guys won.
	Not much else to report.
	I'm waiting to find out, blah, blah, blah.
	Nearing the home stretch.
	My toothache is kicking my ass something fierce these days.
	A dentist won't yank it until Cuomo opens a state.
	So basically never.
	Anyways, thanks again for everything.
	So a nice sane person.
	Three letters.
	Then I get this fucking letter.
	It comes with a bunch of rules.
	He's in telling me what you can and can't send.
	Usually you can't send colored paper or glitter or anything.
	Don't have colored markers because they're worried they could be laced with drugs.
	And again, if you're writing John and Max, don't say Proud Boys.
	Don't say Antifa.
	Make sure your address is on the actual piece of paper because they often throw out the envelope.
	And my word of advice for you would be don't talk about prison and all that.
	I mean, update them on news and shit, but they know their situation sucks.
	And all people do in prison is talk about prison.
	It's boring.
	This guy writes in a very weird, like, little kid way.
	Dear Gavin, thank you very much for taking the time to read this letter.
	I'm sure you're very busy and your time is very valuable.
	Nice, polite southerner.
	My name is Ryder Altman.
	I'm 29 years old.
	I live in Arlene, Texas.
	I'm currently incarcerated at the Middleton unit.
	Before being locked up about 20 months ago, I'd watch all your YouTube videos, listen to all your podcasts or podcasts you were featured on.
	Basically, I'm saying I'm a huge fan and supporter.
	Since being locked up, I've read your book, The Death of the Cool, several times.
	It's a favorite of mine for sure.
	I, too, was big into the punk and hardcore scene.
	Stories of some of your early days remind me of some of the crazy shit I've seen at shows I've attended.
	This guy seems like a good guy.
	Cheerleader.
	I've really discovered you in the months leading up to the 2016 election.
	In a time where it was common to be ridiculed and ostracized for supporting Trump, you gave me the confidence to stick it to my guns.
	Stick to my guns.
	And what others thought or said shouldn't change me or my beliefs?
	This guy's sounding good.
	Basically, fuck him.
	Pretty soon after was the birth of the Proud Boys.
	I was pretty shocked to see them mentioned during the presidential debate.
	I had no clue they'd be on Biden's radar.
	Made me feel like I must be missing so much.
	If, and I hope you do reply, please fill me in on what I missed in the past couple years.
	Hmm, years, huh?
	So you must have done something bad.
	Kills me not having access to any real information these crazy times.
	Anyway, not only did I become a fan and a supporter, but you become an idol of mine and have inspired me to pursue some sort of career in media.
	Okay.
	This guy sent it to my home address, by the way.
	Believes there's a major lack of more right-leaning media outlets and want to begin my own one day.
	Do you have pointers or advice to steps to make this happen?
	What's Gab McKinnis up to these days?
	You written anything new?
	How you been handling the pandemic?
	It's crazy in here.
	If you have any articles or anything decide to reply, please include some, but not too much.
	I'd really appreciate it.
	I'll go ahead and wrap up this letter.
	He kind of reminds me of Peewee Herman.
	I'll go up and...
	Wait, why aren't you?
	I'll go up and I'll wrap up this letter.
	I hope you're still doing your things because you're the best at it, huh?
	By the way, one of my favorite videos is the one of you roasting that girl on the body positivity video and the one that you're rating woman, blah, blah, blah.
	Please include some literature.
	Send me some books.
	The letters have to be.
	I like them too, but I don't know if I like them that much.
	P.S. Hope you aren't weirded out or anything by this letter.
	I've put off writing for a long time, not knowing what to say.
	November 13th, my best friend passed away from colon cancer.
	It made me realize life's just too short not to take chances or to be scared of judgment.
	So thanks again for your time.
	Stay you and stay true.
	You gotta be proud of you, boys.
	So maybe I will write a guy.
	I mean, I should probably look up what he did.
	It appears to be kitty porn.
	I said, well, you ain't that straight.
	I know this isn't what you want, and I'm sorry.
	You are my sister, we were both so innocent, so full of need.
	There were times we were friends, but times I was so cruel.
	Tonight I'd ask for you to watch me as I sleep.
	I was so afraid of the night.
	Yeah, you seem to me.
	And I don't mean like a 14-year-old slept with a 15-year-old and still had nude pictures on his phone from when they were dating.
	It appears he was trying to obtain, this is all public knowledge.
	Oh, this is confirmed, confirmed, confirmed, confirmed.
	You can look up anyone when you have their whatever DN number.
	It appears he was trying to get download a video of someone fucking a three-year-old.
	And I think he got one month for that with 10 years of probation.
	And then it appears he did it again.
	Tried to download a similar video, which obviously violated the probation.
	Phew.
	I'm not sure I'm getting all those details perfect, but that's what I read.
	It wasn't bank robbery.
	It wasn't a 17-second fight with Antifa.
	It was the worst thing in the world.
	No.
	What?
	Second worst.
	Worst thing in the world is fucking a kid.
	Second worst is being in that milieu.
	So.
	I liked Pierre.
	Palate cleanser.
	Yeah, let's cleanse our palate with some final videos.
	I'm disturbed.
	Seems.
	let's go to Pelosi's tits, shall we?
	We shall I would like them been bigger, but they are significant and they will be going out soon.
	I would like them to be bigger.
	She does have massive cans.
	That's edited.
	It can't be real now.
	No, okay.
	I think her cans are much better than that.
	Those are terrible cans.
	Nancy, I don't want to guys call me a tit snob again.
	Bazoombas.
	Expressed.
	Did you type in bazoombas?
	Oh, geez.
	Nice one, Ryan.
	Well done.
	Let's go.
	Go to screaming out a window at night.
	This one creeped me out.
	Not like getting a letter from a guy who was trying to download Kitty Porn, but this is weird.
	Oh, gosh, it's weird.
	And it looks like he's in a poor area, so maybe it's mostly refugees.
	In Lapis, Stockholm, Sweden, it's almost 10 p.m.
	This is what happens when one person starts screaming at night.
	That's a good scream because it's clearly not a I'm being raped scream that would worry people like I'm bored That's a person See the women are ruining it.
	That's terrifying now once the first scream's established You know no one's being raped That would be too much of a coincidence But still a female scream is very terrifying I would imagine this is what hell sounds like.
	Yeah, it's I was in hell last night at the Westchester Mall.
	It's only hellish when the female one's popping for me.
	I don't think they know how to yell without sounding tortured or in danger.
	Well, they get someone to bang for their buck when they go up high.
	Oh yeah.
	Yeah.
	Like that one's kind of yelling and screaming are two different things.
	They scream.
	I don't think I've ever yelled like that.
	It's like a joke yell.
	Yeah.
	Wow, this is a long one.
	Wow, this is a long one.
	That's what she said.
	I'm sure the I mean, I don't know.
	Is this what kind of people are screaming?
	Is it just like a Muslim thing?
	I don't know.
	It looks like if it's projects, Sweden has a lot of refugees.
	All right, final video of the final videos.
	This is something we do not want you to try at home.
	The Mento's Coke thing is getting out of control.
	It's really fucking dangerous and you will destroy your house.
	So if you're going to do it, use maybe one Mento and a Coke and do it outside in a field.
	People, I don't know, they don't have respect for their own homes these days.
	And these kids are trashing their bathrooms.
	And that's going to have to be cleaned up.
	And that cork is insane.
	That's a really dumb move.
	So you're about to see a bathroom get trashed.
	Look at that.
	It just gets worse.
	And then the toilet explodes.
	And now that's your whole apartment.
	And if anyone is outside, boom.
	Oh, I bought it for so long.
	I knew you would.
	So don't do that.
	But do get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	If I don't make it, y'all continue the fight.
	Tell my kids I love them.
	And I'm doing this for them.
	I'm proud of your boy.

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